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WHERE'S
A's milf desu
first for jints
x days until spring training bros
>>64421796
THE
>>64421796
MY BURRITO
>>64421775
http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2015/12/23/160139754/mlb-themed-christmas-carols
http://www.freshbrewedtees.com/collections/ugly-sweaters
>>64421802
PISS
>>64421819
WAIT
Royals apparently losing ground on gordon
Who was it?
>I hope she's all you wanted in a girl, anon
nth for Yankees
i've missed out on this dank scoutfu meme, what's the sitch?
only respond to this post if your team has an elite pitching rotation
>Post DG's reacton when Greinke no hits the Dodgers over and over and over again in the next 6 years.
>>64421843
trayce
>>64421828
FORGOT
>>64421863
sup
>>64421859
Daddy Greinke got asked out to olive garden by a future mariners scout and rejected her so he could go with a Guatemalan girl and pee in her nose
>>64421889
TRIPCODE
>>64421905
Here's the Guatemalan girl.
She's into daddy/little roleplay and likes to get fingered while getting pissed on
>>64421863
Yankees fans always bring up the past, so why stop now?
>pic related
>>64421863
>No Thor in the pic
You had one job Misutamesto
>>64421949
>Moose never won a worlds eries
If only he waited one more year man
>>64421964
Feels bad senpai. Mattingly was in the exact same boat.
>>64421950
it's v hard to find a high quality picture of them all senpai
this should mostly do it tho
>tfw niese
>tfw no wheeler
FUCK THE YANKEES
>>64421905
>>64421945
>picking crazy over stability
>turning down a girl who happily considers Olive Garden a good spot to go on a date
>>64422040
It's not a true story retard. And olive garden is trash.
>>64421975
I don't get why guys retire when they're at the top of their game. I would keep playing until I become absolute shit.
>>64422071
Of course Olive Garden is trash, but would you rather spend $150 on a nice night out when you could enjoy some chicken parmesan breadstick sandwiches?
>>64422071
Yeah I'm just kidding.
It was Chipotle and Guatemalan grill prefers to splash in piss inside a tub.
So is DG and Scoutfu canon now? Should I write a fanfic?
Does DG only date girls with daddy issues so he can pee on their hair?
>>64422149
Do it man. Make it holiday themed too.
>>64422113
She was white. I've never been with a latina either.
>>64422103
150 is gonna get me full with gourmet and fucked up on a bottle of pinotnoir and double Jamesons. Olive Garden wouldn't even get me laid.
>>64422149
Yes, but mention how successful scoutfu is and how he prefers fat wetbacks over qts with prosperous futures.
>>64422190
>Olive Garden wouldn't even get me laid
I don't think that's Olive Garden's fault
>>64422190
$150 will get you that if you go alone and jerk off later.
$150 at Olive Garden could buy literal tons of food.
>>64422149
Only if you add hair pissing in it.
Who are the best /mlb/ trips? Or are they all terrible?
>>64422190
>didn't refute splashing in piss inside a tub
kek
KEK
>>64422209
TY with the wicked bantz
>>64422149
Don't do it Anon. You'll end up like that one stalker on /trb/ that wrote over 100 pages of fanfic about a tripfag and him.
>>64422217
The latter.
The worst get shit on until they take a whole new identity and switch teams/trips
See:
Daddy Greinke
Heron
NORCAL
WSGS
>>64422209
Why you had to roast him so hard though sempai
>>64422190
>150 for a full gourmet meal, a bottle of wine and multiple glasses of whiskey
Where do you live that you think this will happen? Are you eating alone and having shitty wine?
>>64422259
50% off wine bottle Wednesday dinner bruv
>>64422259
He's eating with a cardboard cutout of Kershaw
>>64422295
>DG enjoys a solitary Wednesday night of fine dining, drinking, and pissing on himself in the bathtub
>>64422217
TY and Pizzabro are cool imo pb mostly bc if his dog and TY bease he roasts pissboi.
>>64422398
TexCuck has never roasted me. He tries to match by baseball knowledge and banter but can't.
Not his fault that his baseball IQ is at retard tier...
>>64422433
I beg to differ...
See>>64422209
>>64422433
He just roasted you a few posts ago.
Hey guys, I have a trivia question
This team had a 56 WS series drought, almost moved twice, and is obsessed with a larger market team that has won more WS than they have.
What team is this?
>>64422433
>baseball IQ
>a real locker room presence
>gritty
>>64422433
No one was talking to you family, this place would be 100x better without you to be real with you
>>64422457
doyers
>>64422462
A rembrandt
>>64422474
>Jeremy affeldt has 3 more rings than Clayton cuckshaw
>tfw no qt scout gf to reject and instead piss on some fat Colombian grill inside a tub
such is life as a Dodgers wetback
>>64422515
>ywn tour around Seattle and laugh at all the transsexuals with her while she talks about all these young stars and their stats
Life is unfair
>>64422433
>Actually responding to someone calling you pissboi
How much of a cuckold can you even be pissboi? Just responding to someone calling you that.
Ayy /mlb/ DG responds to being called pissboi.
Just a heads up, no reason to not call him that.
>>64416608
Are you fucking retareded? You fucking have to be, holyshit. You can be a HoF without being as good as ruth and the others, you just aren't on the same fucking tier, its not a hard fucking concept to understand you retarded tripfag. GET IT, THERES DIFFERENT LEVELS WITHIN THAT HOF
IF YOU WERE FIELDING A HOF TEAM BIGGIO SURE AS FUCK WOULD NOT BE STARTING BUT HE STILL BELONGS IN IT
GET IT FAGGOT
>>64416658
>>64416551
Biggio played 20 years of productive baseball across multiple positions, he deserves to be in >>64412131
>>64422699
>Bringing back the subject of Biggio when it's been dead for hours
Holy shit, just drop it. You guys are more consistent with sucking his dick than he was in hitting.
>Pushing scoutfu onto DG
Real story is better
>>64422771
Pissboi rejecting a future scout to piss on a fat Colombian girl because he's a dodgers fan objectively makes his dumb daddy issues story better.
Don't tell me I'm the only one concerned about all this tripfaggotry.
Man offseason is rough.
>>64422797
Seattle anon rejecting Scoutfu to go with a Dominican slut who he didn't even fuck and later ended up having kids with some black guy is objectively a better story.
>>64422832
I agree
>>64422832
Literally the only bad tripfag is DG
>>64422832
Where did they all come from? I've seen a bunch of new tripfags posting here the last few weeks. I think they saw all the attention pissboi was getting and wanted in.
>>64422040
I think he said the girl was Dominican. Maybe he thought that she would have a better chance of working in baseball some day than the Mariners girl on the basis of ethnicity alone.
>>64422840
I didn't know she had kids with a black dude, aight I'll concede. DG had to be known as Pissboi from here on out though. Hit me up with some (You)'s if you guys agree.
>>64422832
turn on anonymize
>>64423157
then I cant filter pissboi, you dunce
>>64423157
That doesnt get rid of awful tripfags posting
>texas Yankees will never roast your life
Feels bad man
>>64422997
I agree.
who /40wins/ here?
>>64423364
90 wins for the who Sox here
>>64422209
BTFO
>>64422082
Moose was prettty bad the year previous to his 20 wins
>>64423294
Why live?
>>64423485
To watch my team be shit ;_;
we 99 now
>>64423548
if sosa/mcgwire get in, Bonds gets in
>>64423548
>Lee Smith won't get in
Shameful desu, he's got number comparable to the rest of the HOF revilers. More saves than any of them (till Hoff and Mo get in)
>>64423548
>griffey still 100%
nice
>>64423571
Wtf man Smith was overrated garbage. Would instantly be the worst player in the HOF by far
Hi guys.
Just wanted to know which starter has the lowest ERA in the live-ball era with a minimum of 1000 innings pitched.
Thanks
>>64423644
Ahahahjah..... what?
>>64423645
Roger Clemens followed by Randy Johnson via baseball reference
>>64423663
Thanks, those are some good pitchers!
But who is the one with the lowest ERA in the live-ball era? A left-hander from Texas I hear.....
>>64423663
not true btw
>>64423645
Why do you still include the 1000 IP distinction? Kershaw still beats everyone w/o it
>>64423690
The IP is used to qualify starters. That way someone doesn't say something stupid like Jose Fernández or some rookie with less than 200 innings
LOL even "Kris Bryant" is such a meme name
Like who the fuck names Kris with a K...
MEME'D THE FUCK OUT
Rowing finally over
Someone tell my why we aren't winning the Eries this year?
>>64423685
Nolan ryan
>>64421932
PISS
>>64423548
>tfw this is the year piazza deservedly gets in
B A S E D
>>64423837
because the mets are winning it tbqh
>>64423837
Bullpen shittiness will be our biggest problem. And all these guys coming off injuries
>>64423874
Call me retarded are the asterisks numbers supposed to be WAR or what??
>>64423874
>>64423935
Is it years on their contracts? That might make more sense
>>64423837
Dipoto is an Angels plant
You clowns are going to go down in flames
I'm watching this documentary called "The Battered Bastards of Baseball"
You guys ever see this? It's about the last independent team founded in Portland against single-a teams and rekt them. It's bretty cool.
>>64423935
>>64423944
There's an article on fangraphs about this today. That's where the chart comes from
>>64423958
hello reddit
>>64423952
People here were saying he was cucking the angels and getting revenge on them until the Miley/Carson trade. Which really wasn't a bad trade. MEMES
>>64423935
>>64423944
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/2016-zips-projections-seattle-mariners/
>>64423548
Players who use roids should not be allowed in the HoF. Period. I don't care if his numbers were good enough before hand, he still juiced that's what he will be remembered for. Personally I think that if someone is found using a PED they should have thier numbers erased and not be allowed to play in the MLB anymore. Bonds was an inspiration and a amazing player but the second he used it, he destroyed his own career. There should be no exception to players who use it otherwise, why shouldn't everyone use it?
>>64424090
What are you doing fir your baseball fix during the offseason then?
>>64424112
>>64423944
>>64423935
Rounded war. For those too lazy to tead the article
>>64424090
What is this even supposed to mean?
>>64423935
bro you almost got your username BTFO.
>>64424138
Rockbear was never leaving
>>64424133
Actual discussion about something in baseball should be on reddit, 4chan is for memes and memes only.
>>64424113
>Personally I think that if someone is found using a PED they should have thier numbers erased and not be allowed to play in the MLB anymore.
Bye Hammerin' Hank, it was nice having you in the Hall for a while.
>>64423837
fixed this
>>64424185
How will the ms disappoint their fans this year? Multiple injuries to key players? A complete collapse of the bullpen/rotation/outfield? General incompetence? Or just regular Mariners being Mariners
>>64424212
Meme up the place and finish 4th
>>64424212
Outfield collapse. They don't look terrible on paper but it wouldn't take much to be a huge mess
>>64424212
Rotation will be good. They are relying on lots of guys have bounce back years though.
>>64424226
qt guti is going to have .320 ISO again and everything will be perfect
>>64424265
I want guti to succeed more than anyone in mlb
>>64424265
easily the best moment of the entire season alongside kuma's no hitter
MULTIPLE
U
L
T
I
P
L
ENTRIES
>>64424283
We're talking about guti here
>>64424295
post rare gutis
>>64424307
is this a rare guti?
>>64424315
rare guti
Pirates sign John Jaso, 2 years - $8M.
I honestly like this team right now, a little confused by the Vogelsong signing, but I like Niese. Right now, when everyone's healthy, it looks like the lineup is going to be.
C - Cervelli
1B - Jaso
2B - Harrison
SS - Mercer
3B - Kang
LF - Marte
CF - McCutchen
RF - Polanco
SP - Cole
SP - Liriano
SP - Niese
SP - Vogelsong
SP - Locke
RP - Nicasio
RP - Medina
RP - Caminero
RP - Hughes
RP - Watson
CP - Melancon
Honestly, it doesn't look too bad. They still need a fourth outfielder after trading Broxton, but they have a lot of versatility and flexibility of the bench. Rogers, who'll most likely platoon with Jaso at first base with Morse, play a little third and RF, Rodriguez who'll play pretty much anywhere and Hanson will probably be our off-the-bench middle-infielder.
>>64424378
Gonna be interesting to watch them, not my favorite team but still a fan of them. Hopefully they can beat out the Tardnials because the cubs look untouchable right now
"A few suggestions to make baseball even better"
http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2015/12/22/few-suggestions-make-baseball-better/qgPHzl5lwmBNPYw6Jnj62H/story.html
what do you guys think
>>64424378
>a little confused by the Vogelsong signing
ace in the hole for playoff elimination games, he's some kind of magical anti-Kershaw
>>64424412
>Fix roster expansion
Sure
>The DH dilemma
Should just be DH in the NL also
>Allow celebrations
Definitely
>Eliminate the save
No. Saves are exciting. And it's one of the unique aspects of the game, which has no time limit and isn't over until the last out.
>Day postseason games
No
>Grow the game
Neat suggestion.
I would say making international baseball a lot more relevant could grow the game as well. Everyone loves world cups.
>>64424378
>but I like Niese.
he's not an ace. he's not a dumpsterfire.
he had a ridiculous streak of pitching at least 5 innings.
but he'll also give up like 3 homers in a game.
he was nasty in the playoffs in the bullpen.
>>64424407
I think they'll be as competitive as they were last year. My only concern is the rotation, but then again it was my concern last year as well.
>>64424478
That's true, I just feel like he was on-par with Morton in terms of numbers, albeit being older and cheaper.
>>64424551
I think as long as he can be a solid 3rd starter in the rotation until Glasnow or Taillon is ready, we'll be fine.
>>64424534
It's just talking about getting rid of the save as a statistic.
>>64424663
What an awful idea are you kidding?
Anyway dudes look what I just found
>>64424412
>Pitchers shouldn't have to hit
>>64425111
I agree anon
>>64425125
>Pitchers shouldn't be allowed to play baseball
>>64425190
I guess we should let every fielder have a turn pitching in a game as well
>>64425196
they are not restricted by ridiculous rules from doing so
>>64422327
http://youtu.be/zqzhC8ydk3Q
>>64424756
>he thinks kershaws era won't change the rest of his career
>>64425481
It won't retard. He is getting better and better. Projected to post an ERA bellow 1.8 if he had those 8 initial starts adjusted even to the lowest advantage. Incredible is what he is.
Please educate yourself.
>http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2014/8/25/6052725/clayton-kershaws-2014-season-unprecedented-universal-dominance
be sure to read the hyperlinked article in the intro!
>>64424663
No. I like the save. Fuck their bullshit and trying to streamline it. Probably the same garbage ass fucks who want to cut the season in half so it doesn't affect "muh NFL"
>>64425618
I bet you'd piss on this monstrosity.
>>64425618
>projected
Well then I guess that must be true. Isn't it funny he's regarded as the best pitcher yet he melts like ice cream under pressure?
>>64425481
Even if it his ERA grew (it won't) someone more would have to set an ERA below 2.43 in 1700 innings to take that tittle away.
The standard has been set.
Best it 8^)
And Kershaw did post a stupidly low ERA of 2.12 in 2015 with a didgusting ERA of 3.9 for 9 starts.
>>64425700
Kind of like the Dodgers as a whole. Every year it's the same shit. They pick up a couple decent players with big contracts and immediately claim that there's no way they can lose.
>easy 100+ wins
>the Eeries is ours
>Kershaw is unstoppable
After the postseason
>it was just a fluke
>it's Mattingly's fucking fault
>Magic will bring us the WS next year
>We will sign every top FA this offseason with our bottomless budget
>none of you are safe
Repeat step 1
>>64425811
Yeah but kershaw is legit. He's not a joke like the dodgers are.
>>64425930
I'm not disputing that he's a great pitcher. Kershaw should be up there in the top 5 All-Time in K's and possibly wins (depending on how long he plays and whether or not he gets injured) once his career is over. I'm just saying that the Dodgers aren't winning a WS this season.
>>64426195
>dodgers aren't winning a WS this season
Well yeah I thought this went without saying. I would be surprised if they won a WS even with kershaw.
>>64426332
I wonder what Santa will bring me tonight.
>>64426351
Kipnis injuries
>YFWTRWTWE
this year belongs to us
>>64426366
That would be awful. A whole season of Jose Ramirez? Well, maybe not awful, just disappointing.
>>64426195
>top 5 in wins
unless current baseball abandons it's innings limits and overuse of the bullpen the top 5 winningest pitchers of all time are solidified indefinitely. 20 wins in a season is a rarity any more
>>64426412
Oh I know it's rare. Hell, back in the day it wasn't unheard of for a pitcher to get 30 wins. Kershaw will be one of the few who does put up multiple 20 win seasons, I think. Again, it's all depending on how long he sticks around, too. He may not have a 20 year career, maybe not even 15. I don't know.
>>64426351
If you've been good maybe a division title?
>>64426411
I also heard Brantley might not come back until June. He's been a top 15 player this past two years
>>64426555
Trips confirm
If you're good you'll get a division title
>>64426684
>tfw wasted trips on someone else
>>64426382
The who's?
MOVES WHEN
SOMEBODY SIGN GORDON
GIVE CESPEDES A CONTRACT YOULL REGRET IN THE MORNING
TRADE XANDER BOGAERTS
FUCKING ANYTHING
>>64427080
Cespedes to Detroit
Gordon to white sox
Upton to ?
>>64427111
If Cespedes does go to Detroit they'll actually be a decent team. Still can't see them winning the division though. Maybe a 2nd WC spot though.
>>64427186
I disagree. The central is up for grabs.
Not for the twins tho.
>>64427080
fella in the back looks like a midget gronk
>>64427080
Ey senpai I'll turn the stove on for 200 million
>>64423391
>the whos
>90 wins
>>64427080
Cesp is coming home, amigo.
>>64427401
>dfw teix and bird so yanks wont fall for this
>>64427432
Cuba is more plausible than Oakland desu
>>64423837
>Firstros
>>64426748
I'll give you trips Canada
>want to start drinking
>it's only 10AM
I can bypass this being an A's fan, r-right?
>>64427788
Theres an hour for drinking?
so uhh, did literally nothing happen about the Cardinals hack?
Hey guys, what do you think of my hat?
>>64427891
Nothing
>>64427891
just think if it had happened TO the Cardinals, or Yankees/Red Sox... everyone in the offending organization would be banned from baseball from the GM to the janitor.
>>64427931
how many times I gotta r8 this bro?
2/10, doesn't even combine
this is a 10/10 hat
>>64427788
Middle looks the best
>>64427157
Teddy actually confirmed for starting 3B irl tbqhfam
>>64428504
Is that redsbro's real name
>>64427788
Only if you live in Oakland. Go grab me a 40, anon.
>>64429064
The only people who actually live in Oakland are jints hipster fans and Raider/Warrior nigger fans.
And I don't like malt, this is all I have.
>tfw we get Cespedes for cheap
>>64429161
>we
>>64429161
I wouldn't be mad.
Would give me a reason to visit your degenerate city.
>>64429110
Fuck, dude, that looks hella good. Fry up some eggs and drink that shit.
>>64429270
>he thinks 1 pitcher is a rotation
>thinking kansas shitty can still win with all of those FA losses
>>64429375
I hate KC as much as everyone else, but this is false.
>>64429270
lol thanks for the laugh and merry christamas
wait since when has seattleanon been dg and what is this tub meme
>>64429596
The memes have evolved
>>64427157
>not pete rose.jpg
>>64429375
>Lost Cueto, Zobrist
>Possibly losing Gordon
>Still had the best record in the AL without those guys
so scared
>>64429375
uh oh im so scared of our Fangraphs™ Projected WAR™
especially after the royals were literally the highest above their projected wins total of all 30 MLB teams in 2015
sorry I can't hang out with you guys tomorrow. I'll stop by and say hi though
>>64429838
>people still unironically believe that WAR can be projected
THREADLY REMINDER DADDY GRIENKE RESPONDS TO THE NAME PISSBOI AND SHOULD BE REFERRED TO AS PISSBOI FROM NOW ON.
>>64429249
Lel
Oakland calling others degenerate
>>64430122
>SF criticizing other cities degeneracy
I'm buzzed and it's Chiristmas Eve, so Merry Christmas anon.
>>64430160
Merry Christmas degenerate oakland bro
I'll buy you a drink at Trappist if the As make the postseason
>>64430160
I mean happy holidays, kek.
>>64430040
It literally is so I don't get yo beef wit it
who are the early WS favorites?
>>64430284
dbacks
>>64430284
>Even year
>Giants healthy
>Improved rotation
Do you need to ask anon?
>>64430330
Shut the fuck up you fucking pussy
>>64430344
Honestly it's hard to count out the jints.
Look at 2 seasons ago, they were in a worse position and look where the WC spot got them.
>>64430321
>>64430330
0/10 you trolls need to get a job
>>64430366
>tfw the A's lost the WC game
>tfw no battle of the bay rematch WS
i know the 2018 World Series Champions
>>64430402
no bullying here
>>64430366
>>64430409
>tfw Giants get rematch eries against the A's for '89, the Angels for '02, and the Yankees for '62
>tfw the Giants win them all in the coming even years
>tfw the Giants don't make the playoffs in the odd years between, and that's what fuels every baseball troll on the internet
>tfw Giants fans continue not to care and that makes the trolls even more mad
>>64430531
If there's a catastropic environmental disaster, you're fucked, m8.
>>64430436
>2018 is an even year
I know the champs too, m8
>>64430436
WHERE'S
>>64430549
Possibly, bro. Depends on whether the Giants stay in the Bay Area to help with recovery efforts, and the A's run off to their spring training camp to stay fresh. Again.
:^)
>>64430585
Yeah, volunteering at homeless shelters on every corner in SF sure gave you an excuse to get swept.
Jim Bowden @JimBowden_ESPN 3m3 minutes ago
Daniel Murphy agrees with Nationals 3 year deal
Friendly reminder that Clayton Kershaw's postseason ERA is more than five times as high as Jeremy fucking Affeldt's
>the city of mest
>>64430663
I don't know man, resetting the rotation after two games was pretty fucked up. Stewart was a beast, I'll give you that. Facing him twice in 3 games was some shit.
On the other hand, doing that this year would mean Bum and Cueto pitch games 3 and 4. Not that Bum would need that much rest between starts anyway.
:^)
inb4 the nast give Murphy $15 million a year
>>64430750
We saved your parents by holding the game in SF and enclosed the game so they wouldn't be buying crack.
You're welcome.
:^)
>>64424138
I was a bit worried tbqhf
KyleSeagnandez was my back up
>>64424212
P-p-p-please ;~;
>>64424224
>>64430732
>Jeremy fucking Affeldt
forever based
>mfw phillies are winning the world series and theres nothing you can do about it
1993 p2
(they win this time)
>>64431140
who?
>mfw the m's WILL squeak into the WC and there's NOTHING you can do about it
r-right haha
would santa claus make a good base stealer?
Keep in mind he can get in and out of any house in the world without being seen
I would rather have Murphy than Starlin Castro tbqhwyfaf. His bat would play so well in Yankee Stadium.
Didn't like that homophobic Irish cunt anyways.
>Nats get Murph
wat
>mfw Mets are back in the cellar next year
>>64431498
But anon, Neil Walker is better.
Defensively anyways.
damn must be a weak draft class this upcoming year
>>64431498
dont be silly you dont need "dingers" or "runs" to win baseball games
So how much did Murphy get?
Good luck with him Nats. Enjoy plays like this for the next three years.
>>64429270
Q and Rodon are solid. But with the cancer known as John Danks still on the roster, calling them elite is impossible
>>64431498
Very nice!
Merry Christmas /mlb/ :3
Can Britney play 2B?
>>64431592
They say only 1/6 American women have an ass....
>>64431592
B U N D A
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D
A
>>64430559
I can't wait for this meme to die
>>64431557
>white sox board meeting
>what kinda mascot you want?
>you ever take LSD and eat random mushrooms in a forest
>say no more pham.
>>64431592
Britney >>>>> Taylor > Molly > Lean > Bethany > Stacey
>>64431592
Id take second base with Nieuwenheis and Cobain
>>64430160
Did they bang?
>>64431659
fucking kek
>>64431672
Switch Stacey and Lean and this list is perfect
>>64431684
>Did they bang?
>Stomper AKA the the Athletics mascot
Get wit it m8
>>64431566
D.C. loves chapstick.
>>64430947
I'm sorry buddy. I hope it works out but the outfield could be terrible
>>64430559
>implying the phillies wont be elite by 2018
>>64432128
who?
>>64431498
>people unironically believe this
>>64432188
Merry Christmas mlb!
What reasonable trade or signing do you want from your GM for christmas?
>>64432383
sign cespedes/gordon or trade for any of the rockies OFs or inciarte so we don't have to wear this stud out by starting him every day
>>64432421
Agree with this, based whiteshark is best off the bench.
but
>any of the rockies OFs
No Coors babbies please. CarGo's a .324 hitter at home and .255 away. Blackmon is even worse, .331 home/.238 away.
>>64432512
>.331 home/.238 away
whoops, that was 2015 only, but it's in line with his actual career splits anyway (.334/.241)
Can Alex Gordon fit in the Angels' rotation if they try to sign him in?
>>64432631
damn bro, just how bad is your pitching anyway?
>>64432670
jered weaver is their ace
>>64432670
Angels got Richards, Wilson, Santiago, Weaver. I'm predicting horrible pitching this season.
>>64432708
What do you expect? The Angels didn't get Price or Scherzer.
>>64432696
>>64432688
>>64432670
How the fuck did they almost win 100 games in 2014?
>>64432724
Mike Fucking Leake would be the ace of that shit staff. Hell, they could still get Kazmir and he would be the ace.
>>64432733
Mike Trout, Pujols. Good offense. Look, why do you hate the Angels?
>>64432733
Weaver was excellent in 2014. And CJ, shoemaker, street were all very good.
And Trout was MVP.
If a team full of shitters like the Cubs can win almost 100 games the 2014 Angels could do it to.
>>64432132
>we live in a world where the royals, phillies, white sox, dbacks, marlins, angels, the red Sox and giants have all won a world series in the last fifteen years
>the Rockies, rangers, and rays have all at least made the world series in that time span
Life is weird
>>64432778
>The Dodgers haven't
>>64431228
RIGHT, anon. Merry christmas /mlb/ :3
Ayer family, I'm answering a crossword puzzle on greatest pitchers of all time.
Wich starting pitcher has held the lowest ERA in the LIVE-BALL with an minimum of 1700 innings pitched??
Thanks family.
>>64432768
>team full of shitters
you're not even trying
>>64432830
Cubs are trash lol how you get to the NLCS just to get swept by the meme team of 2015?
Embarssing
Id have killed myself if the dodgers had gotten swept by any team in the postseason.
>>64432885
>a wrestling belt is the closest Kershaw will ever get to a championship
Lmao
>>64432885
>scrubs bowls without soap or water
remind me never to eat at Chez Kershaw
>>64431657
It will this year don't worry
>>64432938
It's one of my favorite mlb memes and it only gets stronger with each ws. I really hope we have atleast three more seasons of this
>>64432938
who could possibly stop them now?
>>64433001
:^)
>>64432828
No idea what you saying m8
Keep posting QTS doe
>FUCK KERSHAW
>>64432828
It's Kershaw. Post more ass.
>murphy took less money and less years than expected just to cuck the mets as much as possible next year
mest fans perspiring already
>>64433368
Le Potato Man isn't good anyway
>>64432915
top fucking kek
>>64428810
indeed it is. Get him real angry and he can hit the ball a long way
>le Cuban golf man
>>64433469
he'll look good in a dodgers uniform
>>64433537
>two Cuban cancers
no thanks
>>64433566
The Dodgers and their circus show team are the problem, not Puig
>>64433585
>literally nobody on the team likes him
>everyone else is the problem
>>64433633
Yeah, everyone on that team is a dumb retard or autist that looks for a scapegoat
I mean look at Ethier and his childish fucking tantrums towards Mattingly, Kershaw's schoolgirl attitude, Greinke's autism in general
Everyone on that team is a douchebag. Baseball is full of old school stone age retards like them. The Dodgers have the most of any team.
>>64433368
well they were smart getting rid of desmond because he was an error merchant
but getting another error merchant is just plain stupid
and neil walker is a superior player so who cares
>>64433889
You say that as if it's overwhelming and definitive
>>64433674
Nah in this case it's Puig. He's a fucking chimp.
>>64433674
I agree with this, but Puig is also repeatedly a problem. A couple of managers have said they wouldn't want him on thier team. On a side note does anyone have the Webm of all the doers throwing errors against the Mariners, I think, and everyone is in the stands are just like what happened. It ended with Kershaw jumping out of a way of a slide at home
>>64434044
The Dodgers are a complete black hole, I'm sure Puig doesn't help but I would not play for the Dodgers if they gave me all the buckaroos in the world and catered to my autism
>>64433674
Eat shit bro. Quit hating.
>>64434529
It was against the Padres not the Mariners.
>>64434529
>tfw just noticed Utley's head slamming the ground
>>64432828
Literally no crosswords are wordd that way, didn't even give the number of letters, baka, famalam
>>64434529
The thumbnail is so fucking hilarious
>>64434747
glad i'm not the only one who saw that rofl
>>64434529
Here you go.
>>64432778
>tfw we live in a world were Bryce Harper has no rings
feels good mang
>>64421796
Please tell me who in their right mind would leave a playoff team for this disgrace of an organization?
>inb4 money
>>64435105
merry christmas brah
>>64435290
Kek
>>64434820
Thanks family
>>64435290
Oh my, why
>>64435318
Merry Christmas :)
>>64434820
Mattingly, the crowd, Kershaw, and AGon make this extended length clip a fucking classic if I do say so myself
>>64435341
"Why oh why"
- Niehaus
>>64432383
>firstros
Sign Kazmir again and find an actual major leaguer to play third or first this season you jews.
>>64432383
sign Kenta Maeda
trade Puig away already, preferably for some bullpen help
i showed my friend and my brother this pic and had them guess which one was the real team and neither got it right. which goes to show how bad the actual logo is.
>>64436940
No, it just goes to show how retarded your friend and brother are.
>>64436940
r u srs m8...
>>64436963
>>64436965
>taking this low quality bait
The image even shows the word indians on it.
They're obviously baiting.
>>64436963
one was drunk the other is just stupid but neither watch baseball, that being said i would have thought atleast one would have gotten it right
>>64432828
Doesn't have a ring to it
>>64437011
have your bald eagle fight my pet moose and then we have something. or would you rather have the jays kick your teams ass instead? sorry tbhwyf
how many days till spring training?
>>64437026
was more to the second guy who said it was bait. Either way Blow Gays vs Jints would be hilarious for the WS.
>>64437039
you mean would be the goat series
>>64435290
What a fantastic offseason this has been for memes.
>>64437034
too many
Merry Christmas em el bee :3
>>64437026
My team faced the jays in the ALCS during the 2015 season.
Who won?
PS: It was a homerun
Merry Christmas from Houston /mlb/
>>64437156
Here you go.
>>64436940
Where muh Detroit Niggers at?
>>64437156
>Astros were a laughingstock in the NL
>become one of the best teams in the AL in 2 years
American League, ladies and gentlemen
>>64437206
>Jake Arrieta is a laughing poopoo stock at Baltimore
>elite NL pitcher, one of the best pitching streaks in MLB history
>Samardzjia
>was turning into an elite NL pitcher
>fart poopoo for the White Sox
>Cueto
>Cy Young candidate elite NL pitcher
>poopooopoo for KC
>>64437176
>>64437206
Y u do dis
>>64437156
Have a safe night and have fun
>>64437176
Some say the reasons the royals kept making comebacks is because no matter the win, no matter the comeback it still can't make up for 2014, and when they needed that comeback.
Oh, hey /mlb/.
Hope your Christmas is a real "ace"
~Jacob and Thor
>>64437206
Yeah its what happens when you tank for several years in a row
>>64437362
I h-hope y-you also have t-too.
y-yeah.
zaKk greinke
ps mom got me legos
>>64437392
>tfw mom doesn't get you the rare animes you asked for
>>64437392
but did she get him the new pokeman game?
>>64437362
I rate this Christmas card message 2 out of 3 Bumgarners
Happy Birthday 2 me
>>64437362
>>64437392
>>64437507
>>64437574
hello fellow 'aces'
merry christmas
gonna go fuck my GIRLFRIEND kate upton
she's my GIRL FRIEND and i get to FUCK HER on CHRISTMAS
just read this off a site its some fans wish list for the offseason.
What do you guys think?
Also That cano trade sounds retarded to me but I want it so bad, its not like ellsburys been better anyway
>1) Trade Jacoby Ellsbury
It’ll have to be a bad contract swap, so I’m thinking something like Robinson Cano (move him to 3B, he’ll never be Robbie of old, but I think a return to New York will be a shot in the arm for him and he’ll be more productive in his contract than Ellsbury will be in his.) or James Shields + Melvin Upton (money makes sense, Shields can be in the back end of the rotation, the Padres need a CF, Upton can be the right-handed fifth outfielder.)
>2) Sign Justin Upton
He slots into LF while Gardner slides over to CF, gives the big right-handed power we’ve needed for ages. Young enough that his contract won’t be the worst, might even come at a slight discount since we’re so late into free agency, but I doubt it. Still, he’s been my ideal fit all offseason. Gardner is great in CF unless…
than he does in a trade. Which brings us to the more likely wish on my Christmas List…
>3) ButJust Sign Kenta Maeda
I’m not really liking any of the options left on the Free Agent market, definitely not at the prices they’ll be able to command, but I think Kenta Maeda could be the best bargain of them all. His lack of an "overpowering pitch" like Tanaka and Darvish, but seeming stellar control and quite great results makes me think he’s cut from more of that reliable middle-rotation guy with occasional gems that Hiroki Kuroda and Hisashi Iwakuma (my original FA pitcher wish) have been since coming over the majors. I feel pretty comfortable betting that he’s going to have some pretty reasonable success as a #3 type arm, and will be cheaper than the alternatives.
>>64437604
>>3) ButJust Sign Kenta Maeda
>I’m not really liking any of the options left on the Free Agent market, definitely not at the prices they’ll be able to command, but I think Kenta Maeda could be the best bargain of them all. His lack of an "overpowering pitch" like Tanaka and Darvish, but seeming stellar control and quite great results makes me think he’s cut from more of that reliable middle-rotation guy with occasional gems that Hiroki Kuroda and Hisashi Iwakuma (my original FA pitcher wish) have been since coming over the majors. I feel pretty comfortable betting that he’s going to have some pretty reasonable success as a #3 type arm, and will be cheaper than the alternatives.
Absolutely correct analisys.
But he won't be wearing meme pinstripes, he will be in Royal Dodger Blue.
He wouldn't have been even thought of being signed if not for missing out on Price, Greinke, Cueto, Kuma, and Chapman.
Unfortunately the Demon Jew Friedman fell for the memes....but I'm not mad about this one:)
>>64437604
>yankees signing not one but two big contracts in addition to taking on another
lel
>>64424370
>tfw you will never have dugout banter with guti, cano, felix, and cruz
>>64437709
>in addition to taking on another
They would just be swapping.
Also maeda isn't projected to make ace money
>>64437743
Considering 200 Million+ seems to be ace money, probably not. But he's still gonna get a fucking shitload, unless his agent is dumb and whatever team signs him pulls a fast one.
Does anyone here actually enjoy baseball?
>>64437822
>But he's still gonna get a fucking shitload,
He is not projected to get a shitload, he according to everyone is a #3, he might sign for more yjam what Iwakuma signed for originally when he came over but it won't get to tanaka levels
He's not that kind of pitcher
Only way he gets way more is if some team retardadly gives him a huge contract
chen and kazmir are still on the market too so that might hurt him
>>64434820
underrated webm
>>64437841
No. I just use sports as an excuse to make fun of people from geographical areas I dislike.
>>64437841
Fuck no, we all actually hate it, thats why we're on here.
>>64437849
Salmonella poisoning got 90 Million and Leake got 80 Million, which is a shitload. Maeda will probably get the same, if his agent has been looking at what's been happening in the baseball world.
>chen and kazmir are still on the market too so that might hurt him
I don't think a couple of aging pitchers are going to hurt a hotshot rookies chances to much.
A while back someone on here mentioned Australian ball for filling the offseason emptiness. Anyone know where I could watch it?
>>64437939
They stream live games on their Youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4URW7871xPZrbeiPREOldA
>>64437953
Thank you very much.
>>64438016
This is some really shitty b8 anon.
>>64438016
Nice b8, m8, I rate 8/8
Given their 'serious' pursuit of Gordon, the Sox must have some 20M to spend still.
So please Hahn, you massive faggot, spend it smarter.
I know Gordon has some upside with his road splits or whatever, but I'm fucking tired of signing these guys getting into their mid 30s and every one of them being absolute crap. Gordon would require the largest contract the Sox have ever given, and frankly, a 32 year old who's best quality is his rapidly declining defense, is not the man I want them to give it to.
>>64437595
I want to be a fly on that wall
>>64437841
I do, but being a jints fan helps with having recent success, and playing for 13 years as a kid.
Merry Christmas, spee.
>>64437903
>Aging
They had great success lasy year
chen had his best year. They will take his money away
Just bought Memeliners season tickets.
They're gonna be good this year r-right?
>>64439921
I genuinely believe so. It feels like there's a rejuvenating energy around the team and statistically, they have players that shouldn't strike out as much, therefore making the game more exciting with more possible base runners.
Merry Christmas to you M's buddy!
>>64439921
>>64440070
Merry Christmas senpaitachi
>>64438276
really now
Who /christmaspooping/ here?
Seafood last night tbqhwyf
>>64440791
What kind of seafood senpai
>>64440804
Garlic butter shrimp.
Absolutely based
I got this as a gift. You guys like it?
>>64440814
Nice
>>64440791
bout to tcb
poached chicken salad last night, but a few days ago on the seafood tip it was cioppino for lunch
>>64440846
What did puppers get for Christmas
>>64440833
mom got me this neat hat
anyone know what team this is?
>>64440984
pls forgive the potato pic
>>64440184
>>64440070
Merry Christmas seattle-area bros
This is our year :)
>>64441103
All good, tell puppers merry Christmas for me
>>64441319
Will do senpai
>>64441260
>that file name
>>64441260
>lost all my Rodney pics
Feels bad man
>>64441932
spotted the newfag
>>64435157
Murphy's a huge Christ-fag, I'd hardly say he's in his "right mind"
>>64441978
>living on the edge
>>64442000
Oh fuck, sorry, I forgot everyone on 4chan love god and religion now
>>64442000
>living in blindness
>>64441957
Maybe CISkek can blow us away this year then massively disappoint 2017 :)
>it's the most
>trollingest time
>
>of the yearrrrrrr
>>64442000
I don't think you know what that word means
>>64441976
spotted the reddit
How messed up are catchers' knees?
>>64442107
no where near as bad as ur mum's
So, what baseball related things did you guys get for Christmas?
I got:
>an authentic Mariners blue away jersey. No name on the back.
>Everett Aqua Sox baseball cap
>>64442139
Wainwright shirsey, cardinals beer coozie and guitar picks
>>64442139
Buster Posey, Mike Trout, Madbum, and Andrew McCutchen all came to my house, sang a carol outside, then came in for whiskey and brews and battletoads
>>64442139
Nothing ;_;
>>64442139
Authentic M's alternate cap from my (now)ex gf and an older Ichiro poster
>>64442201
God damn dude, did you break up this morning?
>>64442139
merry christmas pizzabro
>>64442201
>gf gets you all this cool shit from your favorite team
>Break up with her
But why?
>>64442201
MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCH
Santa forgot to get me a Dodgers gf again. M-maybe next year, right?
>>64442221
You too m8, how's your day been so far?
>>64442280
Santa has "Dodgers fans" under his naughty list. You ain't getting shit.
>>64441978
>>64442014
>>64442020
>like 99.9% of all MLB players
well you can stay angry as fuck or you can go be a soccerfedora any time, just try not to cut your fingers on those razor-sharp brims
i suggest a cascadian team, either sounders or timbers (same thing)
>>64442295
>same thing
m8...
>>64442295
Dude, it's one thing to be religious and thank god, yada yada, but it's another to go Tebow-mode every fucking time there's a mic in your face. Murphy's creepy about it.
>>64437595
>>64440215
Justin has a better ass than she does
>>64442201
This sounds like a promising greentext
>>64442213
>>64442244
>>64442736
>we always do gifts before going home from uni so it can be together
>get each other cool shit
>two or three days later (right before finals) she goes to her teams party, supposed to be team/girls only
>she gets drunk and has been mad at me for trying to break up with her couple weeks ago
>decides to sleep with another guy (claims they didnt fuck but I dont believe her)
>give her house key back and leave
>guy ends up being definitely uglier than myself
>since becoming single get tons of attention from all my qt friends
>1/2 time I enjoy it 1/2 time I'm depressed about 3.5 years gone
Kinda debated about keeping the cap desu. Still not sure what's right
Poster was from my senpai tho so its ethically clean
>>64442997
I will miss the fact that she loved the M's with me haha. She got a LoMo jersey after I warned her not to in case they traded him this off season.
>>64442107
Just watch Bochy walk around. Takes him five years to get to the mound.
>>64440791
Woke up during the night to drop a good one. Had pozole loaded with chicken, bacon, and ham along with some slices of churro cheesecake.
>play in era where 92 MPH is fast
>play in era where everyone is using stuff
>be affiliated with tons of steroid users
>make playoffs only 3 times
>never make World Series
>be garbage by the age of 30
>only one season above 1.9 bWAR between ages 31-40
>not even 3,000 hits
>only 1 MVP award (on a second-place team)
>career .284 hitter
>almost 2,000 strikeouts in career
>third-place for ROY
>won a bunch of meme awards like SS and GG (top kek)
>only 1.3 career dWAR (ayy lmao)
>only one RBI title in 22 year career
>be nigger who can barely steal bases
>not even a top 10 all-time outfielder
>his prime has already been surpassed by Mike Trout
>ruin game by wearing hat the improper way
>ruin game by wearing homosexual earing
Seriously, why does everyone believe this nigger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame? Are people that fucking stupid?
>>64442139
MLB 15 The Show.
>>64443687
Agreed, vastly overrated. Still a hall of famer, but he should get NOWHERE near 100% of the vote. I wouldn't even have him as a sure first ballot guy
hey guys I bought my wife's son this
you think he'll like it?
My limit was $20, his father didn't want me to out do him and he told me to make it from both of us
>>64445555
Don't you have anything to do on Christmas other than make fun of a team that constantly embarrasses you
>>64445630
>don't you have anything better to do on your day off
nope
watching good times on the tv wrapped in a blanket with cider and pie
who /comfy/ here?
>>64442997
>>64443056
Was he a nigger?
Guys I got moneyball for Christmas.
Gonna read cause I can't log on to psn.
Fml
>>64442997
Ayyylmao I hope you at least got a sex tape out of her
>>64446273
literally me right now
I think I found Daddy Greinke's youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_2gBanqzMI
>>64437206
>Royals were a laughing stock in the AL for 20 years
>Becaming the BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD in 4 years
i dont understand your narrative
>>64447050
holy shit
@Swydan Dec 24
Present wrapping difficulty, by shape:
Rectangle: Easy
Square: Hard
All Other Shapes: GTFO
>>64447050
omg
>>64446299
No ugly white guy with long bleached hair lol he looks like both a poser and a cuckk.
>>64446885
Actually did lmaoooo
>>64443687
I'd understand not 100% but definitely 1st ballot. Although I want Gar in the HoF so bad. Hes making a comeback sounds like
>>64447574
Sorry you got cucked by a wannabe surfer faggot.
>>64447050
Would love to meet this guy desu
>>64447574
>he looks like both a poser and a cuckk
I hate to break it to you, but you're the cuckold in this situation. He took your bitch.
>>64447574
Oh, and Griffey doesn't deserve to be in the Hall. Neither does Ichiro.
>not even 3,000 hits
>mediocre OPS
>only hits singles
>has never won anything important
>didn't deserve MVP award
>not even American
Smmfh.
>>64448211
Thanks for the trip. Easy filtering
>>64448211
saddest attempt at trolling i have ever seen
>>64448211
Griffey is the most complete baseball player to ever live.
>>64448283
>implying
>>64448211
You just became the worse tripfag on /mlb/, congratulations.
>>64447574
daswassup. post it on xhamster and drop her the link. She has an obvious dependence issue so she's gonna like the attention.
>tfw fan of a big market team
>literally always involved with big free agents
>will never have to worry about retaining talent
What does it feel like to be a fan of a small market team? :^)
Fuck with us.
>>64448642
Is this a new meme?
>>64448642
>non-Samsung phone
holy shit
>>64448625
Is Miami a small market team
>>64448687
shit market team
>>64448242
>>64448254
>>64448264
>>64448486
>being rused this badly
Fuckboys.
>>64448283
Wh-what??
>>64448642
So the Doyers rotation is gonna be Kershaw, Anderson, Ryu, Maeda, and Bolsinger/Wood?
>>64448699
>"i-i was merely pretending to be retarded!"
>>64448699
>I-I was just pretending to be retarded XD
>>64448714
>>64448728
>2015
>not having eyes
Kill yourselves.
>>64448699
>Kershaw (L)
>Maeda (R)
>Ryu (L)
>[McCarthy after May]
>Wood>Andy (L/L)
That starting 3 is pretty deadly. I can't think of a better starting 3 than this one.
Please only talk to me about starters who have pitched a minimum of 250 innings.
Thanks.
>>64448762
Meada hasn't thrown 250 innings
>>64448746
>Stating the current year to make a point
>>64448762
>I can't think of a better starting 3 than this one.
L O L
also
>Please only talk to me about starters who have pitched a minimum of 250 innings.
>his SECOND starter has never pitched an inning in the major leagues
l m a o
>>64448792
Don't forget this actually happened.
>>64448816
Another shot. Do you see all those crushed hopes and dreams of the crowd?
>>64448816
>>64448841
do you have a point to make, or are you just shitposting fåm?
>>64447050
My sides. All Doyers fans are autistic, aren't they?
>>64448841
It's like it all came down to this, years of second class status could be undone, no, HAD to be undone. After all, we made it this far, right?
>>64448851
Just 'avin a giggle m8. What can I say, you guys make me laugh.
>>64448868
fair enough m8
>this is the year duda took a step forward defensively
>this happens in the biggest stage possible
JUST my shit up fampai
>>64448777
>2016 - 6 days
>posting ANYTHING "pepe" related
I really don't have to go further than that.
>>64448762
Bruh, Ryu is recovering from a shoulder injury. If something is a death sentence for a pitcher, its a shoulder injury. Take no bets on him right now.
As far as Maeda, it makes me think of Mark Appel. There were some saying that each had ace potential; there were also those who were saying, "no, you shitfucks, these guys are clearly 3-4 guys because holy fuck just pay attention." Based on what I know, Maeda's overall stuff isn't even supposed to be better than Ryu's.
And I thought Doyers fans wanted to lynch Alex Wood.
New thread when?
Pissboi addition.
>>64448895
>He doesn't post Pepes
>>64447050
my sides are yelling at top volume
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