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53 days until pitchers and catchers report
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Royals
Royals
Royals.
coils
boils
Rays
This thread is off to a great start
how busy does it get in here during the season?
>>64449110
Pretty busy senpai
Who /degeneratepissfetishist/ here
>>64449076
Are those sandwiches really that good?
>>64448584
After you post your pissboi video
>>64448193
I thought it meant you had to enjoy it? Either way being completely objective I'm more attractive than her and will end up with more attractive people than she will now so its all good mi familia.
>>64449359
>those front teeth
>>64449393
I don't see what the problem is tbhfam
>>64449359
Yeah but anon...
>>64449453
Sometimes I forget that Jamies stealing crab legs is practically normal at a Florida Publix
On this day Cardinals are thankful for those two glorious cusb picks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THANKS YOU FUCKEN BETAS
>>64449996
current draft order btw
1 Philadelphia Phillies
2 Cincinnati Reds
3 Atlanta Braves
4 Colorado Rockies
5 Milwaukee Brewers
6 Oakland Athletics
7 Miami Marlins
8 San Diego Padres
9 Detroit Tigers
10 Chicago White Sox
11 Seattle Mariners
12 Boston Red Sox
13 Tampa Bay Rays
14 Baltimore Orioles
15 Cleveland Indians
16 Minnesota Twins
17 Los Angeles Angels
18 Houston Astros
19 New York Yankees
20 Texas Rangers
21 New York Mets
22 Los Angeles Dodgers
23 Toronto Blue Jays
24 Kansas City Royals
25 Pittsburgh Pirates
26 St. Louis Cardinals
Compensatory round
27 Chicago White Sox[Compensation 1]
28 Washington Nationals[Compensation 2]
29 New York Mets[Compensation 3]
30 Los Angeles Dodgers[Compensation 4]
31 St. Louis Cardinals[Compensation 5]
32 St. Louis Cardinals[Compensation 6]
>>64450029
FUCKN LMAO
NO CUSB PICK IN SIGHT
THE ULTIMATE CUK JOB
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I really hope the White Sox get Cespedes or Gordon. Right now it looks pretty good.
>>64450074
>wanting Gordon
Cespedes is ok
Upton is easily the best option if they're to get one of those three
>>64450074
if the white sox sign gordon, will they lose the comp pick? or do they lose the second rounder
>>64450100
I think the comp because it's not protected. Not sure though.
>>64449002
>>64449034
>>64449047
enjoy being irrelevant for another 30 years
>>64450100
Their first rounder is protected (top 10)
But still
>wanting Gordon
>wanting a 32 year old who's best quality is his rapidly declining defense
>wanting to give this man the largest contract the Sox have ever given
>not realizing that after the 'white Sox regression' he'll be a league average batter, if that
>inb4 mets win next year after 30 years of not winning
>inb4 twins win the year after that
>inb4 dodgers break the streak by still not appearing in a world series.
>>64450153
I do think that the Mets will win a world Series with Harvey, meaning by the end of 2018. I really think the guy is going to start fucking dominating next season. His 2013 was insane.
But I also think the Dodgers will make a World Series this decade, although they will probably lose it though.
>>64450150
Oh whoops, that's not what you were asking.
>>64450161
wrong on both counts desu
Who's ready for some real nigga hours baseball, Australian edition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkAcucqYnNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQtfHw_a-gQ
>this Sydney @ Brisbane camera angle
>>64450406
Really loving the Adelaide lawn chair dugouts btw
>>64450406
>tfw no qt bogan gf to take to a ballgame
>>64450459
There's a gang of qt's behind home plate in the Brisbane game. Wish I was there right now.
http://www.indeed.com/job/General-Manager,-Australian-Baseball-League-Franchise-at-Australian-Baseball-League-ee8fca90cacae918
Lol, they're advertising a job online for Australian baseball league general manager. Do you think you have what it takes to be a GM, /mlb/?
Holy shit, Sydney center fielder just got BTFO
>tfw only one watching this shit
>>64450029
off by one, missing Nats at 17
http://m.mlb.com/draft/2016/order
Your team just traded for one of these pitchers to cap off the rotation. Who do you hope it is?
Homer Bailey
James Shields
Gio Gonzalez
CJ Wilson
Jered Weaver
Matt Garza
Anibal Sanchez
Ubaldo Jimenez
Ricky Nolasco
Ervin Santana
Rick Porcello
Clay Buchholz
>>64450732
sanchez easy
>>64450724
Nope, the Gnats lost their first round pick after signing Murphy. You're wrongo
>>64450406
>This is Brandon Belt with the San Francisco Giants, and you're watching Australian baseball
>>64450732
Anibal Sanchez. He probably won't be as bad as he was last year and his contract is up after 2017 anyways.
Also, after looking him up on baseballref, I realized Rick Porcello will make $20 million per season over the next 4 years. Bravo, Cherington.
>>64450406
Oh shit, it's the announcer from the premier12
>>64450805
>This is Jeff Samardzija with the Chicago White Sox, and you're watching the Australian Baseball League
nuh-uh
This really makes me want to go back and visit Aus.
>>64450406
Who should I root for?
The bite or the cavalry?
I like the cavalry.
>>64451496
>Leblelijian
What kind of name is that.
Daily reminder an anon found a youtube video of pissboi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_2gBanqzMI
I hate lurking during real nigga hours, no one the fucc up desu
Which is the most meme MLB ballpark?
I vote Wrigley.
>>64450676
100% go for it. Haven't seen your resume but I've got a hunch about you.
Scale of 0-100, what's the chance that this kid is actually 16?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/meet-lazaro-armenteros-the-next-cuban-star/ar-BBnPgAL?li=BBnb7Kz
>>64450144
>they said the same thing last year
Why do people get so mad that the Royals are decent?
Does it emasculate you to see a dormant franchise return to its winning ways of the past?
>>64455972
>1914
>memes
>>64456543
>the current year
>a word
>>64450676
They should sign don mattingly after the Marlins fail to break 50 wins this season.
>>64456281
Holy shit please M's
We need outfielders
>>64450161
Mets are a lot more believable than doyers.
>>64456400
The hate isn't directed towards the royals. It's their smug fan base.
>>64456400
2015 Royals = 2005 White Sox
No one is going to remember they won. Completely forgettable champion team.
>>64460366
>the greatest postseason comeback team in the history of baseball
>hosmer's mad dash home
They'll be remembered better than all three of the giants runs combined
>>64460496
>the greatest postseason comeback team
I'm sorry but that's the 2004 Red Sox. Babby comebacks don't count.
Fuck, the Blue Jays had the most impressive comeback this postseason.
>>64460496
>the greatest postseason comeback team in the history of baseball
>>64460496
Wow you really believe that? That's ignoring the comin back from elimination twice in 2012 to SWEEP Detroit that everyone insisted was going to crush us. Ishikawas grandsalami, BUMGARNER going full HAM etc etc.
>>64460544
>>64460602
>down 2 in the 6th
>down 4 (FOUR) in the 8th
>down 3 in the 7th
>down 1 in the 9th
>down 2 in the 9th
>won every single one
>Most Runs Scored in 7th Inning or Later - Single Postseason
>1. 2015 Royals - 51
>2. 2002 Angels - 36
>8 comeback wins (MLB record) out of 11 wins total in a postseason
Yes the red sox will always be remembered the most for coming back down 3-0 in a series, but statistically no team did it more in a game by game basis than the 2015 royals
>>64460803
Having a good bullpen does not make you a great comeback team. Sorry m8.
>>64460803
>statistically
>>64460848
>coming back doesn't make you a good comeback team unless you are a large market team or a team I like
Also I wasn't aware that pitching well late made your hitters somehow better too
>b-but they faced shit bullpens
And dozens of teams in MLB history have faced a series of bullpens as collectively weak or weaker than what the royals faced in their three postseason series. None of them exploited those bullpens better or were even close to doing so.
>post-season statistics
Lmao talk to me about something tangible. Something that is an actual measurement of what a player is capable of. Not what two meme teams can do with each other.
>>64460907
>get shown objective stats to back up my claim
>greentext statistically
>post a fedora
you got me!
>>64460951
Just stop. Showing pride in your team is fine but don't say retarded shit like that.
>>64460965
>I disregard postseason stats because they don't favor the pitcher that I have wet dreams about
>>64460803
Statistics are cold and just numbers. Grats on the Royals winning but its just gonna be looked at as "Hey remember how cute it was when that Royals team with a good bullpen and a bunch of slap hitters won the Series?" in 10 years
>>64460951
>large market team
he's going all out boys
>>64456572
>1914
>the current year
go home sloth, youre drunk
>>64460496
>>the greatest postseason comeback team in the history of baseball
I honestly barely remember any of the games this year but I still remember watching Bumgarner walk out in game 7 last year
>>64460965
>tangible
>playing well when it matters most is intangible
>>64462879
>having yellow fever
disgusting
>>64462696
wait, they have ballboys/girls in baseball? to try and stop people from going after home runs?
>>64463116
yes and whoever does manage to catch one gets a hand job from one of them after the game
>>64463116
they field foul balls and give them to fans
>>64463160
top fantasy but no pls be serious, i have never seen anything like this. i guess this wasn't during a game?
one of my best friends made it to the majors
he's one of the worst pitchers on the Braves
lol
>>64463166
oh, so her job is basically to pick up foul balls and give them away.
>>64463101
I don't but look how happy she is
>>64463101
>Wanting to fugg an asian is yellow fever
Actually I'm not all that attracted to Asians but the one in that webm is super adorable.
Might be because cute chicks look adorable in baseball gear for some reason.
This day, December 26th, in 1919, the Boston Red Sox sold the contract of Babe Ruth to the New York Yankees
>>64450732
James Shields, for sure
hey guys you like my new bat I got for xmas
>>64465628
>guy might have the best eye of all time and we'd never know
>>64465628
Oh that's cool, when did you manage to get pissboi grienke to hold up the bat? Did he sign it too?
>>64463229
Yes. Keeps foul balls off the field so the players don't waste time running after them.
>>64464890
Will there ever be a more one sided transaction in baseball? What's the modern day equivalent of this?
>>64465701
Doyers emptying the farm and probably mlb pieces for trout and Harper then giving both to the Giants for cash
>>64465628
save the anglels insults for people who have made poor life choices
other kinds of randos like this dude and the little kid taking a selfie just weaken the insult
>>64465768
>angels fans
>poor life choices
the signs are all there, m8
>>64465701
>>64465743
maybe more like if Bumgarner was even better of a pitcher, and they sold him to the Doyers for no reason, who have infinite cash, and then the Doyers embarrassed them for years with Bumgarner while just starting him in the outfield and he was also one of the best hitters of all time
It's on that level of embarrassment but even worse
>>64466201
you're the worst troll this general has ever seen, fuck off
even tiki put more effort in his shitposts
>his fantasy is to drink the piss of every race
>greinke and piss memes
what did I miss
>>64466287
too much, just fuck off back to /hoc/ and take DG with you
his trolling would do wonders there
>>64466287
too fucking much, if you don't already know
>>64466336
I love hockey coincidentally but I'm hard pressed to pick between /hoc/ and /nfl/ for worst general
>>64466346
>>64466336
explain it you niggers then cap the post for the inevitable collage
>>64466287
Answer this question first: Would you go to prom with this woman?
>>64466400
Yes ;_;
>>64466400
or this Ecuadorian fatty?
>2 games in Montreal before the season starts
>Stroman in Opening Day to likely face his idol turned rival Price right off the bat
Potential for some top bantz tbqhwyf
>>64466444
Not really
>>64466444
>exhibition game
nah
where would last year's world series have ranked historically if the mets won it in 7?
>>64466400
>>64466437
I dunno to be honest, the pics suggest they are both hiding their whale parts
Probably the whiter one, I could talk to her and she kinda has this nice smile (?)
>>64466492
The greatest of all time because the KC Neckbeards would've been cucked back to back
>>64466514
Keep in mind the white girl loves baseball, played uni softball, and now works as a scout for a major league baseball team.
>>64466556
looks cuter here, kinda my type too
what is this leading up to though
>>64466514
Good choice.
The white one became a Mariners scout and the Paraguayan fatty got pissed on in a tub.
Post the piss caps, /mlb/
>>64466578
now i'm bewildered as to how DG fits in all this
>yfw Price gives up a parrot to Edwin
>yfw Papi responds by dingering off Stroman and doing the parrot back
>yfw Taz drills Bautista
>yfw jimmies get rustled and stuff happens
You're all fags if you think Blow Jays/Bombston rivalry won't take off in 2016
>>64466612
welcome back to /mlb/
post yfw he will never win a ring
>>64466578
She gets qtier everyday
>>64466642
>>64466533
>>64466492
>tfw not as bad as the rags
>>64466612
He doesn't. It's just a convergence of /mlb/'s two hottest memes.
DG recently got exposed as a piss fetishist who takes advantage of mentally unstable young women by pissing in their hair and other various degenerate acts.
>mfw people think that history will forget the comeback kings of the MLB
>>64466644
>>64466644
did that domican qt ever accept you?
will we ever know the identity of shitattle anon?
>>64466715
nobody has forgotten about the 2004 red sox
>>64466717
No, an even sadder no
>>64466669
I remember this, but that was ages ago
>>64466708
>>64466768
now I get it. don't really understand where scoutfu comes in still
>>64466776
fuck
would've loved to spam his face instead of scoutfu's, but I'm sure this hurts him just as much
it hurts me just thinking about it, kek what a dipshit
>>64466818
>anon tells a super sad story about how he turned down a baseball-loving qt for prom
>he took some dominican ho instead
>qt eventually gets hired as a professional scout
>dominican prom date ends up getting knocked up by some black guy
>anon is still alone
>nearly gets doxed
>his sad life becomes a meme
>now pictures of scoutfu are posted here daily, constantly reminding him of how hard he fucked up
>>64466846
>kek what a dipshit
lel
>>64466882
spot on
we're so cruel :^)
my fave pic of scoutfu btw
>shitattle anon
>>64449216
Every time I see this, I just wish that there was a hard line drive going towards their direction. Shit like this is why MLB wants to put more netting up.
>>64467081
>qt
>loves baseball
>pupper
Shitattle anon why you so retarded?
>>64467177
Whenever I think about bad decisions I made, I just think about Shitattle anon and remind myself at least I'm not him.
Well it wasn't like they were gonna get married and shit just because they went to prom together
>>64467302
But they didn't go to prom together dumb dumb
>>64467302
Proxy off shitattle anon
you had your chance
don't come running to us when she marries the Memeiners player who takes your historically shitty team to a worlds eries
>>64467302
They could have... we'll never know for sure though
>>64467302
She actually liked him seeing as she asked him. He asked some slut who just wanted to go for the sake of going. Who knows what could've been.
U fags sure love to spread gossip and talk shit like little girls huh?
Who don't u dudes refute this future MVP real quick.
Thanks.
>>64467468
refuted
anyway
so we got DG exposing himself as a piss fetishist that sticks his dick in crazy
and some shitattle anon who might've had a fleeting chance at a relationship with qt scout that probably wouldnt go anywhere because wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
is this like that ancient mythology symbiosis where all the stories become one legend?
>DG could've had a qt scoutfu wife but instead of going to prom, he ditched her to piss on some dominican whale while getting cucked
Hey guys I've been watching mlb networks World Series recap movie marathon and i can't help wondering one thing
Where is the Dodgers World Series recap film?
The Giants had three movies but I thought the Dodgers were the better team yet they have zero series victory recaps today. Can you guys explain this to me? Thanks
Daily reminder the city of shitcago ostracized a fan from the city and forced him into the witness protection program just for going after a foul ball
>>64467587
I don't think he was ever put in the witness protection program
>>64467468
>Le average doesn't matter man
>Future MVP
More like future Ike Davis.
>>64467633
why has nobody been able to find him?
Whats the best way to start following MLB more seriously?
I'm an Aussie and got into it last season, watching a few Oakland matches but got lost on following everything.
>>64467673
Don't watch the Oakland athletics
>>64467587
Daily reminder that Alou would've caught the ball
>>64467663
You're too deep in the memes, man. He lives in Cali now. I think it's San Diego but I'm not sure. Gotta watch the Catching Hell doc again.
>>64467663
one guy did find him, go watch catching hell
Daily reminder that Alex Gonzalez fucked up the entire 2003 Cubs season and got away with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR4r5QesGIg
>>64467705
>couldve caught the ball
>glove isnt even remotely close to where its landing
>>64467762
He's in the witness protection program now, I mean when was the last time you saw him
I mean why has nobody been able to find him?
There are people in this thread who legitimately think world series before 1969 count as much as they do post 1969.
>>64467673
No way around it, you just have to watch more. Oakland's announcers are ok, but other teams have a more descriptive and focused broadcast crew.
Hanley getting fucken roasted by some twitter goblin @Pwilds121
>>64468075
How about you screenshot that part?
>>64466642
That's a shame, I heard he was really good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl3MDpqfwuw&sns=em
>>64468075
Ew, why the fuck would anyone want those shoes
>>64468075
Checked out the twitter and I don't see him roasting Hanley. Just says he got followed by him then unfollowed.
Any wabros buying the 20 game of plan?
>>64468225
If I had a spare $1300 i definitely would
>>64468084
You bandwagon the fucking bankees, AND real mad?
you are one disgusting little beaner, you know that
>>64468385
Yeah I think I'm gonna wait for single game tickets
>anglels reddit brags about 4,000 suscribers months ago
>currently has less than 4,000
you can't make this shit up
>>64468641
I could get 4,000 subs in a month.
>>64468084
I'm surprised the cards and yanks have only played 9 regular season games against each other in their entire histories
>>64468698
https://www.reddit.com/r/Pee/
>19k subs
Impressive
>>64468698
is your pee typically clear or yellow
>>64468641
>>64468698
>>64468779
Fuck off reddit
>>64468833
Fuck off 4chan
>>64468872
reddit.com
Go there if you hate it here so much faggot
>>64468921
hello reddit
>>64468938
no u
>>64468997
kek
10/10
was he a wetback from LA by any chance?
:^)
>>64468997
5 star post
Who can I commission to write some DG x Scoutfu erotic fan fiction?
>>64468997
>>64469086
>>64469121
>>64469138
None of you are funny. This is a person's life not a game
>>64468997
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>64468997
> mfw i've gotten to the point where i'd be more surprised if this wasn't real
>>64469279
>not being able to see deleted posts
is this 2010 or something?
>>64469494
apparently DG is a mod
>>64469149
go figure
>>64469279
> and to this day I have a fear of public restrooms
WHERE'S
>>64469649
MY BURRITO
this thread just gets worse and worse
baseball please come back
>>64469548
>DG is a mod
This would explain so much.
>>64469768
This thread is like 95% memes. I think we're quickly on our way to becoming the new /hoc/
>>64470061
>I think we're quickly on our way to becoming the new /hoc/
dude
those are strong words
Holy. Fuck.
Taylor Teagarden used PEDs.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/peyton-manning-human-growth-hormone_567f16e4e4b0b958f6599440?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067
>In a stunning scene, Taylor Teagarden, an eight-year MLB veteran, appears in one of the undercover videos, openly discussing his use of performance-enhancing drugs during the previous season.
>Sly also names Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard and Washington Nationals infielder Ryan Zimmerman as players who received the drug from him.
Suspensions incoming?
>$0.00
>piss in hair
I met a guy on Tumblr (no joke) that was into piss and asked to pee on my hair. He tried to force me to drink it, but I just splashed his pee away when he began to urinate. He wasn't super depressed or anything but he was clinically retarded. He even wrote me a fictional story in which my dad fingers 7-year-old me. Fucking gross.
He bragged about how he was into playing around with his own dad (he called him daddy), he was super clingy, and super histrionic over everything (he spends all day on that /sp/ board lol)
I don't talk to him very much at all anymore except for when he snapchats me nudes or nudes of dudes he is (clearly) fucking.
His penis was really small, the sex sucked, and to this day I have a fear of public restrooms.
>>64471389
>phillies players take PED's
>still suck
>>64471389
>Ryan Howard
>>64470871
Well we do steal their memes
has literally anything good ever come out of Philadelphia?
hard mode: no philly cheese steak
>>64471838
Will Smith
>>64471838
the Continental Congress
>>64471911
never heard of it
>>64471892
Will Smith is an australian cricket player m8
>>64471389
>Taylor Teagarden
>Camden Yards Multiball
>"Winners Don't Use Drugs"
I wish I had the pasta still
>the shantytown of every nl east city but ours
>>64471838
>Joe Morgan walk-off home run
Wouldn't have happened without Philly
>>64472536
Nah, but Seattlebro/scoutfu resurgence
Dodgers went a week without being jokes
>>64473162
I feel bad for seatleanon desu. I wonder if he'll ever show his face around here again
>>64473375
I wouldn't
Where are the outfielders signing family? I'm sick if this cold ass stove, these outfielders asking for more than theyre worth is killing me.
>>64473435
Are there a lot of qts at mariners games? I have a friend up in Seattle and would like to go to safeco desu
>>64460496
>greatest post season comeback
The 2004 Red Sox just called
>>64473993
>mfw never been to a game
I don't know senpai, I plan on going to some this season though
Let's play some trivia: this team that had a 56 year WS drought and almost moved twice treats beating their division rival like a WS win.
>>64474018
>Royals fans believe fluking their way into a championship through other teams errors is more clutch than coming back from a 3-0 deficit.
Schools aren't so great in hick country senpai
>>64471838
Tony Luke's is p good. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is fantastic. I'd still say glass them.
>>64474077
Senpai. They still capitalized on those errors. 8 games in the post season they capitalized on errors.
51 runs scored past the 7th inning. Flukes can only go so far, yeah the royals had some luck but it wasn't just luck that won them the series, and it wasn't just luck that won them the championship.
>>64474061
Iktfb I used to go to giants game wince or twice every other year eith my parents. Now I can go more often than I have my own job
>>64474128
I wouldn't know I only saw highlights, no one really watched or cared that the royals won senpai.
>>64474202
>I didn't watch
>so no one really cares
okay senpai.
>>64474061
You've never been to a mariners game??
>>64474332
Nope
>>64474357
It's ok senpai, I've only ever been to Yankee Stadium twice. Everything else has been at Globe Life.
>>64474392
Its hard to go to a game when no one in your family watches basedball, hopefully I can make a handful this year
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is like winning the WS for Giants fans
Daily reminder that beating the Giants is literally the equivalent of winning the pennant for Dodgers fans
>>64474521
LA Dodgers 5
SF Giants 3
k.
Friendly reminder that:
>losing the 2008 NLCS to the Phillies
>losing the 2009 NLCS to the Phillies
>watching the Giants beat the Phillies in the 2010 NLCS
>losing a shutout sweep in 2012 to the Giants
>losing the 2013 NLCS to the Cardinals
>losing the 2014 NLDS to the Cardinals
>watching the Giants beat the Cardinals in the 2014 NLCS
>losing in yet another shutout sweep in 2015 to the Giants
>watching the Giants no-hit the Mets on June 9, 2015
>losing the 2015 home run derby to the Reds
>losing the 2015 celebrity softball game to the AL
>losing the 2015 all-star game to the AL
>getting no-hit by the Astros on August 21, 2015
>getting no-hit by the Cubs on August 30, 2015
>and losing the 2015 NLDS to the Mets
is equivalent to breathing smog in and out every moment of every day since the moment they were born fatherless AIDS crack babies for Dodgers fans.
Buck, I'm already a Yankee...
>>64474760
'The fuck outta here
>>64474752
Better than being a faggot.
new 007 movie fucking sucked.
MI5 was like 5x better lads
Days before Mike Trout is busted for steroids:121 days
>>64474466
I don't understand how you can live in Seattle and not go to a fucking mariners game. Do you live far? I know those Felix Bleachers cost like $30 and you get an ugly shirt and K banner...
>mfw people actually pay more than $15 for baseball tickets
being a Rays fan has it's perks lmao
>>64474978
I live ~25 mins north of Seattle. The problem is I'm young and no one I know watches baseball so up until now I had no way to go. since I have money and can get to the game I'm able to go this coming season
>>64475083
>dongstate
Un-meme me FLbro, is it as bad as they say it is, I mean, it can't be,right?
>>64474971
>yfw this means MI5 > MI6
>>64475083
Literally the only perk of being a fan of all of the entire Florida state is Chris Archer.
>>64475101
Oh. Don't get a mini plan unless you like the promos, and if there is gametime in your city you could get really good seats for CHEAP. I've been getting 20 game plans with dad for years now and just recent I found out about gametime. That shit is hot.
>>64475276
I'm not him, but I've been up and down FL and I know people who live there.
It's pretty bad unless you stick to the tourist traps, m8. The stories about the people (and the weather) are not exaggerations.
>>64475410
Well IMF is an American task force desu
So IMF>MI6
>>64475430
I'm just gonna buy a few single game tickets
The snakes are taking the division, they are making progress on Maeda
Greinke
Miller
Corbin
Maeda
DE LA rosa
And the 2nd highest scoring offense
>>64475460
I live in St Pete and it's pretty nice. It's a pretty artsy city (at least compared to the rest of FL) with a high gay and young adult population so it's not as crazy or crime-ridden as the state's other major cities.
I used to live up north so I really appreciate how laid back and nice the people here are.
>>64475083
>Rays fan
Where are you guys during the gamethreads? It gets so boring when just one team is posting.
>>64466717
she's cute but does she strike anyone else as borderline skinnyfat?
super qt3.14 here>>64467081 though. 10/10 would bend the knee for
>>64475569
It's kind of lonely when you're the only Rays fan posting.
If my other florida anons could help me out that'd be great, I know you're out there.
>>64475601
she bad tho
>>64475608
I guess it doesn't help that a big chunk of the /sp/ Rays fans are in prison right now
>>64475514
Yeah but on gametime tho....you get 10$ credit for every purchase too.
>>64475625
Perfect body tbqhwu.
She's an athlete, so assuming she stays healthy and works out, she'll look like that for a long time
>>64475680
Terrible body bro. Especially for a softball player. SB girls got that volleyball ass and tight core, she has neither. And her arms are fat. I'm not a hater but you dudes need to at least get a true baseball waifu
>>64475646
I'm not seeing anything about gametime.
>>64475680
This desu
>>64475680
Eh, she's a little thick but that's how I like them.
Looks like she has a girdle on in that pic tbf
>>64475715
I get what you're saying but she fits the perfect niche for me
She'll probably be rocking a sexy mom bod when she's in her 40's with 2 kids
>>64475717
gametime.co pizzabro
As of right now
East: Red Sox, Mets
Central: Royals, Cubs
West: Astros, Giants
WC: Blue Jays and Rangers, Pirates and Cardinals
>>64475769
Thanks senpai
Haven't been on here in a while, is LeX still in prison?
>>64475801
Has it been 4 years 11 months yet?
Fuck off
>>64475790
West: astros, dbacks
Central: cubs, indians
East: blue jays, nats
WC: mets, cards
merry christmas everyone
>>64475790
East: Red Sox, Mets
Central: Royals, Cubs
West: Rangers, Dbacks
WC: Astros and Indians, Pirates and Giants
>>64475790
>rangers
NICEMEME
>texas
>>64475897
Please tell me why a team that scored the 3rd most runs in baseball last year and has a rotation anchored by Darvish and Hamels are not contenders
Hey whats up guys?
>>64475922
Negro. Defend one(1) move Billy Beane has made.
>>64475758
Agreed. I'm getting a very Monica from "Friends" vibe from her
>mfw this is my dream girl
>>64475715
like dis?
>>64475983
Who is this cutie patootie?
>>64475960
Allow Brad Pitt to portray him.
>>64475950
>scored the 3rd most runs in baseball last year
>babby park
>muh winds
>Darvish and Hamels
>both injured before I could copy and paste this
>>64475983
DAYUMM
>>64475998
Jenny Dell, covered the Red Sox for a while. Married (?) Will Middlebrooks, still with him
>>64474075
giants?
>>64476233
It used to be 54 years until I corrected him, and I'm not even an nl worst fag.
>>64450406
>check baseball reference
>some literally who from high A ball is raping the league
>>64450676
why did people switch from monster.com to indeed? I have been employed for too long
Daily reminder this is our year
>>64476265
I think that's pretty much what Australian league ball is. Lots of low tier prospects, failed minor league journey men, and a few Australian nationals sprinkled in there.
>>64476297
pretty much all the prospects from AAA and AA get invited to play in Caribbean and South American winter leagues. Shit A level prospects have to fly 12 hours to dingoland to find a team that will accept them
>>64476295
Your window opened, and closed last this year
Sorry syrupcuck
>>64476314
>go from 20 year playoff drought to AL champions in 1 year
>implying we wont become even more elite during the off season
WEST: DODGERS/RANGERS
CENTRAL: PITTS/KC
EAST: NATS/JAYS
WC: RSOX (everyone else is just a meme and a fluke)
>>64476032
Darvish is a top 5 pitcher in baseball, and Hamels isn't what he was before but can still shut you down for 6 innings, you add Holland and whatever backend they got and that wins the division.
>>64476327
I just calls it like I sees it friend
>>64476327
>AL Champions
but anon the meme jays lost the ALCS
>>64476327
Yea I'm really digging all those elite moves Shapiro is making this offseason
>>64476361
>be shit in the AL
>get traded to NL
>put up absurd fluke numbers for half a season
>get a $36 million contract
>national league
>>64476295
>>64476327
>That flag
>Cheering for the Blue Jays
>>64476392
I am a dodgers fan the jays are my canadian team since I like hockey
>>64476343
A true embarrassment to the National League.
How the 1B, 2B, CF, SS, and 'Ace' could all fall apart in the most important game of their careers and fail in the fashion is just embarrassing. There isn't another word other than embarrassing. A SF/KC remach, fuck even a Cubs WS would have been more exciting.
It's a shame the Mets won't even make a post season appearance for at least a decade.
>>64476327
It is the offseason and the Jays are basically done in the market
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Fucking retard
>>64476389
>forgetting how shit he was with the Phillies and 2011 Astros
>>64476395
>Doyerfag is a piece of human garbage
Not surprised tbqh
>>64476395
>two teams
>>64476446
I always followed the jays as my canadian team since the expos were for frog faggots. Be mad that both of my teams are set to play each other in the WS come october
>>64476396
>Be Doyers
>Have the two best starting pitchers in all of Baseball
>Said starters pitch in 80% of the postseason games
>STILL lose in the first round
>Losing in the World Series is worse than this
Doyers fans, ladies and gentlemen
>>64476456
>my wife's son
>>64476460
>be donny
>dont pull kershaw in the 7th despite him shitting the bed in the 7th year after year
>get fired
>>64466613
You're right, the race for last place will be something to behold.
I brain farted and thought we had WBC this offsason. Now I'm shaking from basedball withdrawl.
Does any division look less ready to contend than the AL East? It really looks like someone restructured the league and put the 5 worst teams together
>>64476527
I think that >muh farm is pretty true for both the Red Sox and the Yankees. Prepare your bodies for some more Boston/New York ALCS battles in the near future
>>64476460
Losing the WORLD SERIES with your ACE on the mound in the 9th inning and your CLOSER BLOWING A RECORD 3 SAVES within 5 days is worse than losing in the NLDS back-to-back.
I will kill myself the day Kershaw collapses like that in the WS.
I'd rather not get to the world series at all if my team is gonna go down in that way. It's one thing to lose and it's another to be humiliated.
The 2015 post season Mets were a fluke and Murphys performance proved it.
A fluke on every measurement.
>>64475569
why they are all at the Rays game duh!
P.S. I post this as a local Rays fan that really hates the people and the area.
>>64475752
Do you guys just stalk her FB/Insta or something?
>>64476555
Losing the NLDS when your TWO ACES are on the mound in four of the five games is MUCH more embarrassing than losing the World Series.Especially when the team you lost to is the one that got "embarrassed" in the World Series
>>64476588
Do you not? Are you a faggot or something
2 stats to prove your farm is gud, go!
>>64475790
>>64475839
>red sox
LOL.
>>64476591
You don't read posts do you retard? You just obsess over the same thought and have it rattle in your dense popcorn testicle brain.
Daniel Murphy was the only reason the Mets got past the Dodgers and the Cubs.
He homered off 3 Cy Youngs. He was hot, just as every player gets hot during the season, Murphy got hot at just he right time.
Just how Bumgarner got hot at just the right time in the postseason in 14.
The Mets embarrassed the National League. There isn't a way around it.
>>64476647
If it was an embarrassment, it would've been a 4 game sweep, dipshit
>>64476647
Pic related shows that Murphy wasn't the only contributor to the Mets NLDS win. Cespedes and Granderson contributed just as much. And you don't have a four game sweep in the NLCS just of the basis of one man's performance.
>Murphy got hot at just the right time
Welcome to playoff Baseball. It's a shame that you guys couldn't find someone in that $300 million roster to outperform a 1 time All-Star at the tail-end of his career.
daniel nava
dubs for doyers win the pennant and lose to the indians
also cubs literally never ws
>you now remember Eric Byrnes had a 50 steal season
>>64476806
It's not worth it family, dodgers fans just cover their ears and say "BLAH BLAH DIDN'T HAPPEN I CAT HEAR YOU" when you point out how much of a little cuck team they are.
>>64476261
The Giants won in 1954 and again in 2010. There were 54 years in between those two championship seasons.
>>64476295
>>64476314
>Your window opened, and closed last this year
Did she die?
>>64473993
TONS
Literally everywhere its really great
>>64475817
>blue jays
I'm a fan and even I know that shit ain't happening
which team do you think picks up lincecum this january
>>64477197
Baltimore
>>64477197
Nippon Ham
>>64476806
Talk to me about the Dodgers bro. If Daniel Murphy handend done what he did in that fluke streak, it would have ended at game 4.
>>64476555
>World series with your ace on the mound in 9th inning
You know who didn't lose that scenario? in game 7, no less :^)
>>64476806
Oh and the Dodgers have gotten more postseason success even with the deafeats than the Mets in 10 years, a decade.
>>64477526
Another fluke. Bumgarner had gotten fucked up in previous post season starts. He was hot and was a big reason why those games were held down on the opposite offence.
>>64477542
>Another fluke.
Apparently Giants/Mets/Cubs successes are only the results of flukes, as are the countless/constant/consistent Dodgers failures. Flukes, all of it!
>Bumgarner had gotten fucked up in previous post season starts.
Yeah, 2012 NLDS G2 and 2012 NLCS G1. He had a rough September that year too. He sure reined it in by WS G2 though, and by 2014, forget about it. Other modern-day aces should be so "fluky."
Here's the Al-Jazeera documentary about steroids if anyone wants to watch it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJRPxmTuxoI
Taylor Teagarden spills his spaghetti at the 1:30 mark. What a fuckboy.
Just got warned for posting something in /v/. I've never even been to /v/. What the fuck is going on?
>>64478436
what was the post?
>>64478436
Stuff like that has happened to me before. I've gotten random bans for stuff that was posted way back in like 2007. All I did was appeal them and they got settled pretty quick. Maybe the system just goes whack sometimes.
>>64478436
Isp for mobiles you fucking newfag
Fuck off
>>64478409
The real Teagarden shit comes in at 29:05
>>64478447
It looked like some copypasta. Something about "25 years ago a man and a woman". That's all I remember.
>>64478488
>>64467673
If you want to listen to a beautiful man who says the greatest things, watch the Royals
Are all you >rags fags alright? We got hit pretty hard last night
>>64465628
the Mets need to sign this kid ASAP. They need someone to hit now that Murphy is gone.
>>64476396
>game
Games*
Why is this allowed?
>Ring, MVP, 50 HR season
>Not considered a future first ballot HOFer
>>64481130
Ryan Howard?
>>64481175
yes
Who /SplitHatBrigade/ here?
>>64475790
East: Rays, Nats
Central: Royals, Cubs
West: Rangers. Giants
WC: Angels and Yankees, Pirates and Diamondbacks
>>64466533
>he's still butt mad that our lord and savior caleb grabbed a ball that was over the fence
top heh
>>64477527
>more postseason success
One has won the NL pennant and gone to the World Series, the other hasnt won the pennant or made it to the series in 28 years
>>64483565
>Still seriously responding to DG
>>64481755
/splithouse/ here
>>64478409
Official Taylor Teagarden theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPd5oLhCcpw
>>64477050
NEW TRIPFAGS PLEASE GO
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I SWEAR THERE'S A NEW ONE EVERY FIVE DAYS WHAT THE FUCK STOP
>>64484911
Dude, he's been around for a couple years now.
>>64483565
>no mention of urine splashing on a cranium
You fucked it up!
>>64484911
>new tripfag
>>64484911
Back to reddit
>>64484911
>>64485468
ive only been around for a few weeks
i didnt know
>>64485974
Back to reddit
>>64486061
i deserve this place just as much as you
>>64486172
Thanks, I will
>>64484911
Lol reddit
>>64486609
>>64480171
>more new tripfags
Fucking leave
>>64487004
pls
>>64487004
but I just got here
Can't stand all these new tripfags desu
>>64484911
>implminggs
How do I shot web?
>>64481130
Meh that's not really a 1st ballot resume. Maybe a 5th or 6th ballot
>>64460366
>Completely forgettable champion team.
Yet YOU remembered them so there goes your theory.
>completely BTFO of yourself
>>64481755
do you have to custom order that shit
>>64491077
no, i gave a guy a handjob on bart for his
>>64491813
>bart
what is that
I love to eat asparagus for no other reason than I just love the odor it gives my piss
>>64492364
Bay Area Retards Transportation
>>64491077
This is a New Era hat, you can buy it at my mom's flea market stand.
>>64492395
fight me at montgomery stop ableist scum
>>64492488
TUMBLR
U
M
B
L
E
D
D
I
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>>64492624
nice meme
>>64481130
>no relevance for 5 years
also, if the news were to be believed...
>>64492644
Thanks reddit
Pls stay alive Rick Rizzs
>>64492832
...why?
Name a more handsome player
Protip: You can't
Best baseball documentaries to watch? I need my fix somehow.
>>64495954
Baseball by Ken Burns is the GOAT.
Also: Knuckleball + The Battered Bastards of Baseball.
I think they're all on Netflix
>>64459525
This coming from a fagnadian
>>64495954
"Out. The Glenn Burke Story"
>>64450144
I don't think so, Dayton Moore is the man who built this postseason juggernaut and he's not going anywhere.
>>64495954
Angels in the Outfield
Lots of Analheim fans can relate to Roger
>>64476527
AL West
Chokers & Memes
get in here, M's bros
;_;
>>64498429
I guess we have some 1st gen M's fans
>>64498429
>>64499378
Seahawks killed him
WHERE'S
KERCHOKE'S
PISS
>that stove feel
legit question mlb
Do >we have a chance at making the playoffs in the next 5 years?
>>64500398
it all rides on this season desu
unless another fire sale happens, then who knows
>you breathe clean air
>you don't live in a thick congestion of sub-human filth
>you don't have piss in your hair
>you are white
>you do not have to worry about being murdered in the parking lot because of your shirt color
>you wake up every day and are not a Dodgers fan
Rejoice with me, for we get to be real baseball fans
>>64500446
really hope you aren't a Giants fan.
All that shit applies to them as well.
>>64500446
>>64500398
Yes
>>64500482
none of that actually applies except the smog
>>64500575
>sub-human filth doesn't apply to SF
>white people in SF
>not getting murdered over shirt color
right
>>64500620
I dont know if you've been living under a rock or not, but SF is now full of techies and yuppies
>>64500398
Mariners are destined to be the next cubs. Irrelevance for the next century.
>>64500680
that's not the Dodgers
>>64500645
No, SF suburbs are full of yuppie white people
SF itself is full of gooks, wetbacks, and hipsters
>>64500620
>not getting murdered over shirt color
This is the only thing that applies, and it's mostly in the south and east bay. Still makes the news when one gangbanger gets shot here.
>>64500722
only in the mission now
its legitimately expensive as fuck everywhere
>>64500722
Feel free to visit SF any day now. Your one-day visit 10 years ago is now completely out of date.
>>64500768
>>64500748
>>64500743
>this fucking denial
At least I can accept Oakland is full of criminals and/or niggers.
Get over yourself, Oakland and SF is the same shit, only SF is more expensive.
:^)
>>64500828
actually...no, theyre not
not even slightly
>>64500848
Keep telling yourself that Antioch fag
>>64500828
But unlike Oakland, SF is more than just HP and TL.
Oakland Hills are nice enough, but also tiny as FUCK compared to the rest of that shithole.
>>64500868
Where the fuck are you getting the idea I live in antioch
>>64475625
>all that wavy hair spread evenly over pearly-white bed linen
you fucked up marinerbro
>jints fans try to give off the impression they're wealthy yuppies
>75% of these literal cocksuckers live closer to Oakland than SF
>>64501105
I didnt say that at all, you illiterate retard
Go ahead and drive into the city and see all the "non yuppies" that live there
>>64501105
They look so happy together. Do you think they piss in each other's hair?
>>64501136
Thanks for not denying you live closer to Oak than SF, bandwagoning faggot
>>64501197
I dont live in either
>>64501664
At least we can all agree where the most wetbacks and piss artists are.
>>64501105
I'm no wealthy yuppie but you're blind if you think the cheap parts of SF aren't getting gentrified as fuck by out-of-state implants in the tech sector shooting rents sky-high going for that SF mailing address and taking their company-owned shuttle buses to the south bay. Our Mexicans are heading your way, that's how bad it is in the city.
>>64501664
>please notice the Dodgers Norcal-sempai
Desperate and irrelevant like your team, BAKA.
>>64501664
Man, that's a good score! Was this in the postseason?
>>64501664
>doyers fans trying to be relevant again
adorable
>>64495798
hey babe
haxball when
What's are the best and the worst looking mascots in baseball.
>>64503352
t h i s
h
i
s
Who /astros/ here?
>>64503448
>Best
Ryan Flaherty, honorable mention to the Nat's Presidents
>Worst
Mr/Ms Met, Wally
>>64461053
Still anal blasted about getting cucked by a flyover state, huh canada?
>>64503907
Trying to out-smug the bird....
Oh Flirhty
Do Rockies fans even exist? How the hell do they keep pulling in 30k a game every year?
Are the royals considered a dynasty now?
>>64504051
>2-year dynasty
>>64503983
It's a nice park with cheap beer and cheap seats.
>>64504197
I didn't realize $6 for a beer was cheap
but the park is nice and in a pretty decent location and the weather here is usually pretty good after april
and who doesn't love dingers
>>64504256
Coors Field and downtown Denver is really nice
except for the homeless people
visiting from KC I was surprised about all of that, but riot fest was great
>>64504256
Lots of parks don't have beer for under $10
>>64478470
same
pic related
>>64504475
How did that appeal work out for you?
>>64504475
>mfw every time I prove the mods wrong in my plea and I still have to wait out the ban
>>64504475
>banned 13 days for honey mustard posting
>daddy memeke gets nothing for posting graphic piss fetish stories
>wsgs gay scat posting was defended publicly by a mod
>>64504659
DG posts tend to get deleted on a consistent basis
>>64504659
>>daddy memeke gets nothing for posting graphic piss fetish stories
posts like these are the reason he hasn't told us anything more. You keep bullying him.
>When you realize Starlin Castro's .265 batting average would've been the second highest on the Yankees
>>64504737
He probably deletes a lot of those as damage control
>>64504862
I'm excited to see Didi and Castro turning double plays into Bird in the near future desu.
>>64504475
post bans
>>64504984
Same fampai. That range will be out of control
>>64505012
The post in question was the one with Bella Thorne
>>64505027
Yankee gamethread?
>>64505014
I foresee a lot of fun times
>>64503983
Probably not too many hardcore fans, so I'd imagine that a big chunk of their attendance are stoners just trying to have a good time at a comfy baseball game
>>64505046
No, it was in a general a week or two ago
>>64504051
Two pennants in a row is not dynasty material. No one remembers the 90's Braves for a reason
>Ryan Howard and Ryan Zimmerman accused of using HGH according to Al Jazeera
>>64505184
You're a day late, buddy.
>>64503448
Meet Mr. Met the cuck
>>64505012
>>64505027
Look guys I'm so badass haha
>>64505314
>implying we're not posting mod stupidity
>posting ban screens
It's like you're trying to catch 3 day ban forreal this time
>>64505399
post pics of the mentaly unstable chick
>>64505184
Is this the same report that outed Peyton Manning?
>>64505399
>pissing on girls with daddy issues
It's like you're trying to compensate for being such a degenerate.
>>64504051
minimum 3 ws wins to be a dynasty
>>64505510
and you should at least reach the post-season on the bridge years between WS wins
>>64505552
Giants are a dynasty
Deal with it buddy
>>64505510
If they're consecutive, desu senpai baka
>>64505591
>>64505552
3 in 5 is enough
Giants did the least possible to be a dynasty but I still consider them one
>>64505623
if they are a dynasty they are the most underwhelming and least intimidating dynasty in the history of baseball
>>64505569
>>64505623
>missing the post-season in 2/5 years of the "dynasty"
>having a losing record in one of them
right
>1971 to 1975 Oakland A's (actual dynasty)
1971 Lost the ALCS
1972 Won WS
1973 Won WS
1974 Won WS
1975 Lost the ALCS
>2010 to 2014 San Francisco Giants
2010 Won WS
2011 Missed the playoffs
2012 Won WS
2013 Missed the playoffs with a losing record
2014 Won WS
Theres a big diference between the two. When you say "The 1971 to 1975 Oakland A's" you are talking about a team that was very good to dominant each of those 5 seasons. On the other hand, when you say "The 2010 to 2014 San Francisco Giants" you are talking about a team that was dominant (not really but they won the ws so meh) for three seasons and bad to utter shit the other two.
>>64505623
>3 in 5 is enough
funny how this is only said by my casual jints friends
>>64505662
>>64505664
as i said, the least possible
not as impressive as the A's example but still a dynasty
need a new piss thread
broken dynasty edition?
:^)
>>64448982
I'm just sitting here waiting for the Indians to sign somebody big
>>64505709
dynasty not broken until the Giants fail to win 16 ws
>>64449359
WHALE CUM TO PUBE LICKS HOW MAY I FUCK YOU TODAY
literally giant eagle is 10x better
>>64450732
none of them, can't beat the rotation of Cleveland
>inb4 offense is lack luster again
>>64475525
Are you also saying that they have a better rotation than Cleveland, Cubs and the Astros?
Schoenfeld considers the current Giants a dynasty, the only one from the NL in the divisional era to go 3 in 5.
http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/54157/ranking-baseballs-greatest-dynasties
New Thread
>>64505869
>>64505869
>>64505869
>>64476637
Remember what the said about the 1995 Indians
>>64505880
Cassavell ranks the Giants even higher on SOE, if you prefer.
http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/100058596/baseball-dynasties-ranking-giants-yankees
