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Aus 1/213
Burns 93
Khawaja 94
Will britsharias show up?
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
who /stella artois/ here?
dead thread
dead community
what's for dinner lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gal9wP7tYrg
In memory of West Indies cricket.
>>64449125
going to an indian joint
>>64449125
tandoori pie
>>64449125
leftover pork and ham
>>64449125
unironic tendies. probably in a sandwich. Coles was hell on Earth today.
>>64449125
Going to my Indian gf's house for some dank curry
>They won the toss
Execute all NRIs
Reminder that circlejerkaustralia is one of the saddest hugboxes on the internet today
will khawaja get a ton
>>64449172
reminder that im a sick cunt
>>64449118
Everyone says it's shit but I find it pretty good drinking desu lad
>>64449162
>you will never enjoy a cheeky cornetto or splice or golden gaytime with Cow Man on the hill at NSO watching the Ryobi Cup
JUST
>>64449173
Who's Will Khawaja m8?
>>64449173
khawaja and burns will both get double tons before smith declares.
burns will seal his place and then get out for 0,0,0,0 in nz.
BASED JOE
>boourns
Super 15 style T20 tournament when?
Throw in a PNG team in there for bantz as well, could be GOAT tbqh
THAT SIGN LMAO
>boourns sign
lel
Will there be lostit "It was only against the windiws" posts on FoxSports FB this time around?
BASED UZZIE
[clapping intensifies]
anyone get a screenshot of the boo-urns sign?
>>64449205
Cummies
Who /nervous/ here?
Hahaha Smarsh will never play test cricket again. And his final wasn't even as high as Gillespie.
>>64449125
Sara Lee Lasagna and 12 Victoria Bitters
>it's a Australia statpads on roads episode
Is christmas haram?
>>64449301
When was the last time NZ lost a test series at home?
Will Cook win the toss this time?
He lost 3 out of 3 in the Paki series
>Fuck I'm glad they kept Burns in. He seems a born opener to me, has the presence & will to compete that all great openers have.
>He doesn't smack it around like Warner or Hayden, but is more than a technical rock like Bucky.
>Quickly becoming a real favourite of mine.
How the FUCK does krazykrezja even stand this shit? Reddit literally has the WORST opinions.
OC
DO NOT STEAL
>>64449316
Will Cook is the drummer for Coldplay, m8
>>64449308
pretty cute them two
i now ship them
>>64449329
I kek'd.
>>64449313
>(You) in charge of actually watching New Zealand matches
That Hamilton pitch was "literally" quicker than any Poo Peelian road
>>64449326
>finding constant play and misses against a moving ball entertaining
I'm convinced these ""people"" don't even watch the game and just look at the final score
>>64449326
>Bucky
>LE AUSTRALIAN CRICKETERS ARE MUH M8S XDXD
>>64449308
username?
Joe Burns is pretty hot t b h
>>64449308
>>64449337
Are they Australian cricket's first opnely homo couple?
(obvs haydos and langer were gay for each other but kept it behind closed doors)
>P-P-P-PLEASE N-NOTICE ME BIG STRONG CHINAMAN
>LET ME WORSHIP YOUR BIG YELLOW COCK XDXD
>>64449326
Reddit is for people pretending they're commentators or sports journalists, rather than online shitposting
>>64449352
turknjaydee
>>64449360
Now that we have a sandperson in the team, how much longer until we get a chink in the Baggy Green™?
Any of you lads gonna get /fit/ in 2016?
>>64449172
wow, that's some D-grade u14 unfunny shit.
>>64449375
>>64449373
>>64449308
Cute couple
Who /goinghomeearlybecausetoodrunk/ here. Just cant compete with those binge drinking gen Xers desu.
>>64449381
Someone bring Chee Quee out of retirement
Joe Burns is the Australian opener can someone at CA book him in at a hairdresser
>>64449384
lol idiot
>>64449347
Yes, they're maths autists and Indians, who like cricket because it has lots of stats
>>64449384
Holding had a GOAT action
>>64449382
nope I'm going to put myself in more social situations to try and get rid of my autism and maybe get a gf one day
>>64449200
I'm looking forward to a Voges 290* before the declaration
are they related, /cric/?
>>64449398
Why don't they get into baseball then? It has even more arbitrary stats.
>>64449382
>le new year new me XD
Started 15 months ago, if you need to wait for a day to come for something you can start today you may as well not do it at all
>>64449382
I'm going to join the Foreign Legion, so yeah.
>>64449411
If you get /fit/ you can attain a gf while retaining autism.
Autusm and gf masterrace here.
Last 3 digits will be aus score
>>64449419
Smarsh is too shit to even get a gf, kek.
>>64449419
Is shaun /nogf/?
>>64449419
>family christmas cards
lol white ppl
>>64449436
nominate this for the next thread OP
LGTSS
>white Australian "genetics"
>>64449428
More like the Pooing Region
>>64449436
reminder high test causes balding
>>64449426
what are your stats mate
>>64449439
He was literally a junkie a few years ago
>>64449375
>Dodge
>>64449375
cute as fuck
>tfw you will never see them kiss passionately
>implying
He put a Fatwa on West Indian bowling
>>64449433
>>64449439
Hes married senpai
JUST
>My wife's daughter loves Christmas
Great to see a fellow Muslim dominate, based Khawaja to make 401* tbqhwyf
Sick of playing minnows
This entire summer has been a waste of time
>>64449484
What's the name of this hairstyle?
>>64449326
Who the fuck is Bucky? Do they think that they're friends with them or something?
>playing safe against the West Indies
literal tryhards
>>64449495
Is that MWNN?
>>64449495
Gold
Statscunt on suicide watch
256 runs off 64 overs exactly... oh yeah that feels good
reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying
>>64449499
It's called the AFL Classic
>>64449516
username?
>poo peeland literally wasn't good enough to get the boxing day test over this lot
>>64449495
Better go upvote this on /r/cricket :)
>>64449516
That is the ideal run rate desu sempai.
>tfw you actually spell out the weeb equivalent of nig speak and havebeen cleansrd of black culture by based hirosaki
>>64449484
the "over rated drug addict" desu senpai
>>64449458
King of Manlets
78kg
150kg x 5 DL
120kg x 1 BP
300kg LP
Pretty happy with it.
>Change here for Werribee, sunbury and willamstown services
Yeah thqt wont be happening you connex faggots
>>64449555
>120 BP
>150 BP
Kill yourself my man
>>64449562
>It's a North Melbourne line
kys my man
>>64449562
Footscray? Or one of the Meme Loop stations
>>64449125
Got a crayfish m8
>>64449562
Remember to touch off, poorfag.
>>64449555
>Leg press
Why don't you squat? You're not a poof, are you?
Besides that, pretty good stats m8
Is premium tonic water a meme?
Having prawns and oysters for dinner lads
>:( we have to fight this lads
>>64449641
God-tier combo
>>64449629
Not a fan of squats, I keep putting them off. Best I've done is 8 x 105kg.
>>64449649
Poor people deserve everything they get.
Does anyone else get genuinely happy when they read about bushfires in Australia
>>64449655
I'd recommend to go 5 rep sets on squats, but if you really can't do them for some reason (eg appendix issues), then yeah, find a good replacement exercise. Leg press is alright, just try to avoid putting too much pressure on your lower back in the machine.
Reminder that Australia is literally the new Sri Lanka when it comes to roads
Reminder Sri Lanka and India unironically have more sporting wickets than Australia
Reminder that these roads will literally kill Australian test cricket in 10 years
>>64449664
t. Abdul
>>64449125
whatever my wifes kids whinge and whine for the most as usual
>>64449555
looks good lad
>>64449679
>this flag
>this post
>>64449676
reminder that these 'roads' still BTFO away teams
>>64449676
absolutely furious over these pitches, it's completely unnecessary against the West Indies too, no matter what the pitch is like, the game isn't lasting five days
>>64449690
>Complain about Australian "roads"
>Lose 2-0
kek
K E K
K - E - K
>>64449704
They are objectively roads though. Only good pitch was Adelaide.
>cricket will die in your lifetime
>I intend to make them grovel
what did he mean by this?
>>64449724
Thank god
I'd ask someone to shoop a picture of Holder with the JUST hair but I feel too bad for him to mock him
>>64449724
>get to be old and haggard and complain about the decline of civilization and the kids these days.
>>64449724
No it won't. If anything, test cricket might die. T20 will be more popular than ever.
>>64449724
Test cricket only. You can thank shit captaincy for that. No one wants to go to the cricket when they know it'll be a draw.
>Steve Smith protocol: win the first two games of the series of five and draw the rest
>Khawaja injured AGAIN
>>64449739
Cricket dying and T20 becoming more popular are the same thing desu senpai
$20 for 500ml
GET FUCKED BURNS FUCK OFF
fucking finally. something interesting happened
BRING MARSH BACK HE WOULD HAVE SCORED 300 THERE
>>64449739
T20 will get stale and lose its appeal soon enough. There's too many leagues with the same players, and no team has its own individual identity like you do in handegg and divegrass.
Literally the best way to run T20s would be a world league. That can also include Associate players. Fuck international T20s, they're just a meme anyway
If you have a salary cap it could genuinely work I reckon
Smith out for less than 10
What are you drinkings, lads? I've got a protein shake here tbph
>>64449762
Ginger beer tbqh
>>64449761
This tbqh.
>>64449760
>T20 will get stale and lose its appeal soon enough.
People literally and unironically said this five years ago, it's more popular than ever now.
>>64449766
Bundaberg?
>>64449771
yeah lad
>>64449762
Gin and tonic
>>64449770
what'd you get banned for
Is Kraigg Brathwaite related to Carlos Brathwaite?
>>64449772
Noice, that's the best ginger beer tbbh
Here come the Habibs and there goes the neighbourhood
>>64449780
I'm living in Norway right now
>>64449781
He's the nephew of Daryl Braithwaite
West Indies, Zimbabwe and Bangladesh should just play each other tbqh
>>64449758
LITERALLY
UNIRONICALLY
THIS
>>64449794
Swap WI for Namibia
>>64449710
Brisbane was fine. New Zealand just didn't show up to play.
Your life IS damage control.
>>64449397
bum pats :3
Groups of bogans have just started to rock up at the neighbours place
Doof doof shit is playing at a volume i can only assume will get louder
Wat do, lads?
>>64449794
>forgetting based rambo
afghanistan beat zimbabwe convincingly in an odi today
>>64449819
Do nothing to attract their attention and instead complain about it to people on the internet like the little beta you are.
>>64449830
talking about tests la
I would love to see Ireland and Afghanistan promoted though r
>>64449831
at least you knew this girl la, i have literally never seen this girl in my life and now I wish I hadn't in my dreams because she was literally perfect
fml
>>64449818
iktfb. i met my ultimate qt gf in a dream once. I still can remember her face, I haven't found anyone that looks like her, and I doubt I will. but she was perfect
>>64449819
kys Poodam
>>64449819
It's your fault for living next to working class Anglos.
Will Hales get out for under 5 or between 5 and 10?
>50k crowd
>good
kek
>>64449866
William Hales (8 April 1747 – 30 January 1831) was an Irish clergyman and scientific writer.
He was born in Cork, Ireland, the son of Samuel Hales, the curate at the cathedral church there.
He went to Trinity College, Dublin in 1764 and became a fellow there, graduating with a BA and DD. He later became professor of oriental languages in the university. In 1778 he published Sonorum doctrina rationalis et experimentalis a study, based on experiments, of Newton's theory of sounds. In 1782 he published De motibus planetarum dissertatio, another study of Newtonian theory, this time on the motions of the planets in eccentric orbits. In 1788 he had printed at his own expense Analysis aequationum, a mathematical text for which he was complimented by Joseph Louis Lagrange.
In 1788 Dr. Hales resigned as professor and became Church of Ireland rector of Killeshandra, county Cavan, and lived there for the rest of his life. In 1791 he married and he and his wife had two sons and two daughters. In 1798 he obtained government troops to regain control of the country round Killeshandra, following the landing by a French army at Killala. From about 1812 was chancellor of the diocese of Emly.
His best-known work is A New Analysis of Chronology, which took twenty years to complete and was finally published in three volumes (1809 - 1812). In this book, which deals with the chronology of the whole Bible, Hales made it his rule as far as possible to use original sources. His other works include The Inspector, or, Select Literary Intelligence for the Vulgar and Irish Pursuits of Literature (both 1799), Methodism Inspected (1803–5), and Letters on the Tenets of the Romish Hierarchy (1813). From about 1820 or earlier he suffered from depression. He died in 1831.
If Zimbabwe aren't choosing to play any test games, why are they kept as a test nation?
They literally haven't played a single one this year, and haven't booked any next year
>>64449879
Sounds like an interesting man.
haha someone has made afake account in the /cric/ league impersonating convict
>>64449818
>>64449831
I think this happens because of eating large amounts of meats. I had a qt dream as well...
still no gf
>>64449819
Pump Deafheaven obnoxiously to counteract
>>64449886
think it is connie
>>64449892
Deafheaven is trash lad
>>64449895
if its not bridget, its not connie
>>64449886
>>64449895
stop samefagging to force your gimmick, coonbitch
>>64449819
Play AC/DC loudly and gain their trust, eventually they'll invite you over (bogans are very nice to their kind). then simply steal their alcohol and smokes if that's your thing.
>Based Bill Lawry commentary
Am I a filthy nistalgia fag or are the new commentators shit?
>>64449819
go see star wars
>>64449909
I miss Richie and Tony
CAN REAL BIG BOY CRICKET START ALREADY
>>64449909
you are a newcunt, thats for sure
>>64449900
Exactly
just dropped the ashes
>tfw only an hour until the meme drought ends
>>64449904
what are you going to do if I don't you fucking knob jockey cunt?
Opinons on le friendly Arab?
>>64449927
>not watching the elite saffer v blue pakistan test
GET VERY FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT THINGS AYE MAYTE
REMEMBER BASED CONNIE GET NUMBERS FOR /AFL/?
GOD I LOVE THAT CUNT
>>64449918
Big Bash fan also m8?
is South Africa v England being aired in Australia?
On at a convenient time, but you guys have it on free TV so I'm not sure if they'd give up the time slot
just a quick reminder that the 3rd best bowling attack in the world are about to take one last cheeky wicket before stumps
If smoth is still batting by lunch tomorrow he wont declare the selfish prick
poo peeland on suicide watch
>>64449937
I was born a seething casual and I'll die a seething casual, and I'll raise my children to be seething casuals.
>>64449948
>the city of conbitch
>>64449945
anything that isn't in australia, isn't on free to air
on foxtel it is though
>>64449919
Listen here cuz, meet me at the penny black and ill fucking glass you you dickhead motherfucker
>>64449948
daniel on filthy rich watch
>>64449953
MWNN makes a valid point though.
>>64449956
that guy is so based he can miss the first two rounds and still flog erryone like the based cunt he is
>>64449945
it isnt on free TV so no one is going to watch it bar me and one or two other autists
Jewdoch and Jewtel are both on suicide watch
>>64449958
Ashes and the odi's were on 9
who mother fucking /connard/ here
>>64449966
MacFarlane never implied it's all they protest about.
MWNN just knocking down straw men like a faglord.
He has a vendetta against him because he saw a Family Guy episode that had jokes about domestic violence.
>>64449495
Hi Tevan!
>>64449966
NORWAY
YES
1. Andre Russell
<POWERGAP>
2. Dwayne Bravo
3. Jason Holder
<POWERGAP>
4. Darren Sammy
desu
>>64449972
t. conbitch
>>64449946
Based
inshalla jerome taylor will be struck down, praise allah
based bushman koala
I couldn't be arsed visiting family on christmas day so I now I have to do on boxing day when I could be watching cricket and participating in premier league memes
marsh would have made 400 there
>>64449976
>The Simpsons against the Liberals
HAHAHAHAHA
The obsession of the SA knows no bounds
>>64449972
awwwwwwww yeah
Is Bushman potentially elite?
>>64449947
>HURRR declares to late against India
>DURRR declares to late against West indies
Fuck off you hypocritical piece of shit
Why are games on steam so much more expensive now?
I remember 2 or 3 years ago getting shit like STALKER for literally $2 AUD in these sales.
Now everything is at least $5.
>>64449993
Tony Abbott is dumbbb and coservativesss are stoooopid
>>64449998
No double tons means hes forever shit tier m8
>>64450004
Ive also noticed this. I think its because youre a cunt?!
>>64450004
steam sales are shit now and the currency is shit
>>64450009
Even his own party think he's a dumb cunt lel BTFO by based Turnbull.
>>64450004
Just get global steam keys off sites like G2A m8
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64450022
Are Americans the worst /sp/ posters?
>>64450018
it wasn't a comrehensive spill like Rudd, he still had a lot of internal support
>>64450020
Yeah I do normally. Got Fallout 4 for like $60 as opposed to $90 it would've been off steam by using G2A.
Games that are on sale on steam are often cheaper than keys from G2A though.
Still, I remember grabbing tons of games for a couple of dollars each during previous sales.
>>64450026
not really, they're up there but aren't the worse per capita, thats easily poo peeland
>>64449883
who would replace them?
Plus I read that each test playing nation must pay each other in a 5/10 year cycle.
So then they have to pay someone?
>>64450004
>playing video games
Underage pls go
>>64450018
Turnbull is a poofter shitcunt cuck
>>64449976
>>64449993
>>64450009
Not a lot of Tevans around, and at the risk of outing someone completely at random, if true this would be too perfect.
>>64449970
>>64449958
sorry, mean't anything not involving australia
>>64450039
bob katter pls
>>64450027
Tony pls go
>>64450018
The bloke isn't an idiot though.
I hate when conservative politicians get meme'd into retardation like Abbott and George Bush.
>>64450027
kys Tone
>>64450049
Tones Rhodes scholarship was apparently a bit perplexing. Turnbull is unironically more intelligent AND handsome
>.@ScorchersBBL XI: Agar, Bancroft (wk), Behrendorff, Carberry, Harris, Hogg, Klinger (c), Paris, Turner, Tye, Willey.
could they be any lighter on batting?
>>64450044
>Australia
>"white"
>>64450044
This shit writes itself
>>64450067
"from" Melbourne, lots of pictures with the bros, lots of NRlel, """umpires""" pantyshotball
Tipping Scorchers in a "close" game.
>>64450071
Maybe he's just abo?
>SR 15.38 against this attack
oh i am laffin
>>64450084
delusion
they don't have the Marshes, Voges or Whiteman and are getting Bancroft to keep
Do you guys think they'll have Flintoff in the box for the BBL tonight?
>SA v England starts when this finishes
poetry
>>64450093
>any of those shitcunts
>good
KEK
>>64450098
I hope not. He gives me the shits
>>64450084
Hello RC
>>64450092
here's your (you)
>>64450099
>tfw booze and leftover with cricket from 11am to 2am
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Reminder to use AceStream for SA v Eng if your net can handle it
>>64450117
my mac can't handle it
>>64450084
What about SA v England?
>>64450117
bings?
good day of play, i'm off to KFC for dinner now, peace
>having to use wholemeal instead of white bread to have with yesterday's leftover snags
>>64450137
l8r sk8r boi
>>64449125
Had some apple pie, leftover ham and broccoli casserole
We eatin out here familia
>>64450102
Youre trying too hard lad
>>64450157
literally you m8
Anyone seen Ryan Harris recently? I reckon hes the cricketer on I'm a celebrity, get me out of here
Amber's sex eyes!
Freddie on unintelligent and hard to understand watch
Is this the BBL thread or are we in a new one?
>>64450176
Hes part of the heat coaching staff, youll probably see him tonight
Cook loses the toss AGAIN
>>64450186
THIS IS THE SOUTH AFRICA VS ENGLAND THREAD YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEETHING FRESHCUNT
>>64450186
/cric/ is now a general, so we stay here
>>64450193
Nobody cares about that.
Ben Cutting about to tear the scorchers a new arsehole
>Cook's ability to win tosses
>>64450198
I've been unironically waiting for two months for this series
>>64450197
No I think we should make a separate gamethread, leave all the Test neckbeard virgin nerds in here lmao
>>64450205
Its not really about what you think, its the mods.
Any other cricket thread gets deleted
>>64450213
If it's a proper gamethread with a related OP image it will be fine.
>>64450213
no it doesn't freshie, just noone posts in it
>>64450213
there's literally an 8 day old /cric/ thread up you freshcunt
>>64450225
Did you meet her on adultfriendfinder?
being trawling a bit on pof lately, it's pretty good.
How do I get into cricket lads?
It just reminds me of being bullied desu
>>64450230
fuck off, don't post in that
we're trying to keep it alive for as long as possible
>>64450238
>copying memes from Big Strong yuro/sp/ and murri/sp/
Embarrassing.
>>64450230
>>64450244
Literal retards
>>64449125
Last nights roast chicken and roast sweet potato. I chucked them on a sandwich with avocado. Would eat again 8/10
>>64450253
based mackaybro
>>64450253
is she down for anal?
BASEDENDORFF
>shitmons
what an easy wicket
>58m boundary
fucking gay desu
fuck those casuals in the Daniel thread, most posts in the last ten minutes than in the last 15 hours.
>people are posting in 3 /cric/ "generals"
DESIGNATED BBL THREAD
>>64450210
>>64450210
>>64450210
got a stream lads?
None of the ones I can find work
Tears desu shame on Australia for letting a Paki come in the team before a fellow Aussie (S.Marsh). It won't be far when Australia becomes like englel and it'll be full of Pakis in the team
Time for the real game lads
Saffers have an unironically good anthem
>>64450344
>white boy getting upset over race
jajajajajaja kek
>/cric/ """general"""
kek at this pathetic attempt to validify /cric/
Lads can I get some recognition for my OP image and image name
I thought it was pretty good
>>64450383
>validify
just give up forever senpai
>>64450383
t. summer casual
and cook blocks another one
>Bowler unironically has the 3rd highest average in the lineup
>state of English batting
>>64450402
Momeme's average has plummeted since his """opening"""
>>64450410
Stokes shouldn't be any lower than 7 tbqh
Dunno why they keep bunging him into 6 like a proper all-rounder.
>behrendorf
>paris
>willey
>agar
>hogg
Whats the deal with west australia and memehanders lads?
>>64450422
All the mining minerals in the water over there makes them retarded.
>Momeme
>Woakes
>Stokes
Why do England LOVE these bits and pieces cricketers who are okay at everything and good at nothing?
This are players who should be a in a t20 team and not within a country-mile of a Test team
>>64449838
Afghanistan definitely won't. Ireland is likely though.
>cuck
>Steyn bowling 132 kp/h
England are going to score 500
>>64450442
Because all the of the best English athletes go into football and that's all that's left for cricket.
>KEK
>COCK
STEYN GOAT
STEYNNNNNN GUNNN
>>64450451
>me
So begins Cook's bad run
>>64450451
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64450451
Tears desu 142+ and got out the best opener in the world as a duck.
>>64450452
>all the of the best English athletes go into football
kek
KEK
K E K
I assumed they were sending all their best "athletes" into darts or something
>straight out compton
>>64449953
McFarlane is probably the most obnoxiously liberal person there is and even he can't stand it.
>tfw most streams are blocked
fucking modi you piece of shit
>11 ball duck
never change alastair chef
>>64450471
>the best opener in the world
>>64450442
Stokes is quite good as an all rounder and Momuslim is unironically their best spinner
Fucking love Steyn
>>64450487
>Stokes is quite good
stopped reading there
Fuck Steyn's super saiyan celebration is the most obnoxious thing ever
Literally waits a few seconds before doing it to make sure the camera switches back on to him
You have 10 seconds to name a funnier accent than South African
>>64450402
>M Ali
Hales is looking unironically solid
South Africans talk too much
>>64450511
poo peeland
>"Big" ""Black"" """Cock"""
>unironically watching aus vs WI
>not the superior boxing day test
shiggy diggy desu
Is Jimmy Abbott related to Zerogoose?
>>64450540
is he a baseball player
>>64450538
how dense are you
>>64450549
could be a cricket star
>>64450538
this one started just after the MCG one
>>64450553
one of those international cricket megastars americans tell me about
>>64450558
yeah, and people actually wasted their time watching meme indies play non meme cricket instead of just waiting for this match
gonna play some binding of isaac lads
>rain
nice ""summer""
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=105462298
what should i message her with lads?
>South African "summer"
>"the weather forecast is good for the rest of the match"
>rained off 1 min later
The moment I find a working stream they go off the ground.
>>64450577
got real platinum god desu
took some serious autsim
>>64450570
I did and it was pretty boring. Burns will be selected for the next year and Captain Meme Shit will get another stat-padding meme century tomorrow on this road
Hopefully this series will be closer
>>64450587
"wew"
>>64450591
I got it before afterbirth came out
Now I gotta get all the new achievments
>>64450597
based goosey
>>64450588
>>64450580
>>64450538
>>64450525
>>64450508
>>64450496
Who are you guys talking to?
>>64450615
my mum
>>64450587
>And no I will not be your sugar baby. Thanks for the offers though. So humbling
you're SOL la
>>64449171
chutiyapa
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=101173379
i'd poo in her loo, naww'mean
>>64450631
bhag bhsdk
>>64450638
>kid
no lad
>>64450641
Pakadle bc.
Poo Peeland Ltd
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=80628387
brehs..
>>64450682
>that
>a """""Few Extra Pounds""""
>>64450682
>Body Type
>a """""few""""" extra pounds
find some latinas m8
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=108973058
is she related to Michael Chee Quee?
>>64450707
latinas are rare af in straya m8
>>64450708
she fluctuates from good to shit in the photos
>>64450712
That's why I was hoping you could find one.
>that azn
Breh
Her teeth ruined it tho
>>64450718
>tfw went on holidays to America two years ago with a m8 and he had a one night stand in LA with a latina and now they're together and she moved out here... and I am back here posting on spuh on a Saturday night with no gf
ugh, ending myself when?!
>All those girls well into their 20s who still don't have their shit together by the look of them
Feel good about myself la
>>64450734
It's okay, m8.
I'll load up a plane full of latinas and start my own illegal brothel.
Literally an untapped market, someone could get fucking rich.
unironically making an ok cupid account lads
>>64450752
>America want to close their border, effectively turning off the tap to all these hot af latinas
Trump m8, wot r u doin there?!!?
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=102596367
>tfw not a tradie
>>64450775
you lucked out lad
>>64450775
>tfw i went to high school with her
>>64450775
Hi my name is Erica I new to the Frankston area .my hobbie enclude walking/running keeping fit ,hanging out with friend , shopping don my nails what ever girl like to do I like camping and getting outdoor I like to play games I play a game on my phone called Ingress. You download it its awesome but go on enlighten.
I like have a drink with my friends
I thik she's retarted
>>64450824
There's some real special ones on there.
Browsing this shit seriously makes me consider just turning gay sometimes desu.
>>64450824
>>64450803 here, she is
>>64450588
Tbf Durban is full of curry zoeloes and bogans so don't count that. It's like our Liverpool tbqh
>>64450839
>looking for women online
There's your problem.
>>64450877
I guess we should all go over to third world countries and pick up eh
Poopeelia Ltd.
>>64450877
Iv'e rooted at least 10 girls online this year. It's trouble free and if your not a dickhead you won't end up in an aborted situation
>>64450885
or just tell people you do on anonymous image boards
NEETistic shitspouter on suicide watch
>>64450903
Nah m8 u couldnt be further from the truth u dopey little shit
>>64450911
>responding in barely over a minute
your FURIOUS damage control confirms that I am correct and that YOU are on your last legs. Seek help.
http://www.spinz.org.nz/page/5-Home
Remember when poopeeliahad decent posters? I don't. They're all boring faggots with no lives KEK
>>64450932
Lad i don't give a fuck lol. I'm not playing some gay mind games with you by waiting when to post. I do what i want when i want. You are my pawn.
>>64450934
What do you expect you'll get on a Saturday public holiday senpai?
>>64450896
On Tinder or what site?
Are you hot?
>>64450896
>yuh kid got aborted xD xD
Pretty tight thing to joke about mate, but then again what would I expect from anonymous losers picking up landwhales on tinder?
>>64450934
Connie's in prison, Goosey got a gf and a job and is a normie now, pwnstar is living abroad with PHJ...
the golden age of au/sp/ is long dead.
>>64450934
is poopeeliahad related to islamabad?
>>64450972
>Connie's in prison
THIS MEME NEEDS TO END
STOP pushing this conbitch
>>64450971
Iv'e had three children aborted and i express tremendous gratitude towards the girls. I'm sure you want a child to follow in your tax evading shark catching ass
>>64450971
What's 30 inches and makes women moan all night long?
Cot death
Just bought a Mad Max steam key from G2A for $15
What am I in for?
>>64450988
A good game
>>64450988
>playing nerdy video games
embarrassing desu senpai
when are (You) going to GROW UP?
>>64450988
Form your own opinions
>>64450996
>nerdy
KEK
using this qualifier shows that YOU in fact play video games too, you fucking nerd
what? you think that games are nerdy EXCEPT for the ones that YOU happen to play?
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64451008
I haven't played vidya since Uncharted 3 desu senpai
i'm too much of a normie chad for that nerd shit
Lads just got in from tutoring my Sudanese student, my gf thinks she has a surprise exam tomorrow but Im actually secretly fucking her, what did I miss?
>>64451013
t. obesitygoose
>>64451017
all this time, this meme has NOT caught on.
you should just cut your losses m8. The cuck meme has developed in other ways, such as the popular "my wife's/gf's son/daughter..."
>>64451022
Goose plays nerd shit like WoW and Don Bradman Cricket 2014.
>>64450980
This was a different scenario. I always take careful steps to ensure I never impregnate anyone. Even my girlfriend was on the pill before she had our girl. The thing is I was tricked into believing this new girl would be a part of my new life as a fugitive as I had a thing for her in my teenage years. Turns out she was just a cruel part of Satan's game. The master is "literally" toying with my life now and I am powerless to stop it.
>LITERALLY spending your Christmas weekend worrying about off topic posting
>for free
janitard on pooicide watch
>trying to net slags online
>not just having a cheeky wank and a few drinks to kill the loneliness
NEETistic shitspouter on suicide watch
Lads when is /nrl/ coming back
>>64449086
fix your fucking pitches ausfag. you're in danger of becoming the india of cricket.
>tfw I've been posting in a dead thread for /cric/
>>64451149
poo in loo
>>64451162
fix your weather
>>64451163
I look forward to seeing how long you can maintain this gimmick.
>>64451162
the pitch was fine, there was grass all over it
the windies just can't bowl consistently (apart from holder, who should have bowled himself more) to save themselves
>>64451180
So long as the topics purge every day and I post less than 19 times I should be right. I cbf looking for more pics though desu senpai
>>64451183
>grass on a road makes it not a road
KEK, spotted the casual
>>64451162
>LE EVERY HIGH TOTAL MEANS DEAD PITCH XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I can't believe the entire cricketing world is still so utterly Anyone But Australia. It's been 10 years since the dominance started to decline, get over it already.
The Gabba pitch was fine, good balance between bat and ball. New Zealand just didn't show up and were outplayed convincingly.
The WACA pitch was dead, and very bad. This one is correct.
The Adelaide pitch was bowler-friendly as fuck, and the short length of the test showed that.
The Hobart pitch was slightly less bowler-friendly than Adelaide, but still did a bit and was NOWHERE near a flat road. The Windies were just utterly outclassed and outplayed.
The same thing is happening here in Melbourne. The pitch has been correctly prepared to give an even contest, just the opposition are hopeless. Australia will bowl the Windies out for <200 in the first innings which will help reflect this.
"give me a hug"
>>64451211
KEK, justify the shitshow in the India series then. Fucking moronic cunt.
>>64451215
steyns looking old as shit these days
will genuinely be upset when he retires Tbh, he's literally the only all time GOAT bowler of his era
>>64451204
are you retarded? the grass was providing movement if the ball was put consistently in the right place (rarely) and because it was overcast today a lot of the windies bowlers were getting good shape - they just kept bowling at least one shit delivery an over that was bound to go for runs so they couldn't build any pressure
>>64449866
close prediction lad
>>64451234
I had a look at the ball position chart, and there was literally about 3 balls that would have hit the stumps. Not that I'm saying they should in a Test, but I just found how wide most of the balls went.
Unless it is a green top that swings 90 degrees it is a road
>>64451252
Nah mate only if it's in Australia or India.
A pitch in England, South Africa or New Zealand that does a little but still has long periods where it's good to bat on is heaped with praise as being "good for test cricket".
>>64451252
Burns was getting exposed by David fucking Willey on good pitches and now he's literally hitting hundreds for fun. Make no mistake, he's objectively Guptill tier
reminder that daniel LITERALLY thought Fales was going to do well
>>64451266
Willey > Boult > Southee > Windies bowlers
Drop the damage control, it's pathetic
>>64451265
>actually taking India's side
>le now that we're le grouped with le India the Indian le flat le tracks aren't le as le bad I le swear!
This is some next level damage control
>>64451273
kek
KEK
K E K
>making THIS accusation when even Channel 9 commentators acknowledge what fucking roads Poo Peelia produce
kys
>>64451274
Butthurt because your shitty "country" can't play more than 50 overs without a massive collapse?
>>64451274
Normally I wouldn't side with India but the fact is both teams had to bat on some of those disgraceful pitches in that series, and India thrived where South Africa floundered.
You are so fucking quick to remove ANY credit from teams that aren't New Zealand when they win, yet lose your fucking mind when Williamson makes a century on the flattest Australian pitch in 30 years, and when New Zealand win a group stage World Cup game on a tiny meme ground.
Double standards at it's fucking finest.
>>64451279
not him statscunt, but
Brisbane wasn't a road
Perth was
Adelaide wasn't
Hobart was
Melbourne isn't
you cricket "knowledge" is "LITERALLY" dwarfed by mine. Don't bother.
I really like how, in almost every /cric/ thread, there is good, solid banter from the PPs, in a typically playful and cheerful manner. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN they just snap at the drop of a hat and let loose with their vicious inferiority complex for about an hour before eventually retreating back into their shell for another day.
The circle of life.
>James Taylor and Temba Bavuma both field at short-leg
kek
KEK
K E K
Holding is literally PTFOing these manlets
>Saffer: there's James Taylor; 5 ft 3 and a half
>Holding: don't forget the half
>>64451284
Shut the fuck up and stop breathing. You worthless dumb cocksucker. Literally no bunch of fans on the planet have shat on subcontinent tracks as much as Poo Peelians and rightfully so, when you got scores like 700/3. But now when that criticism is rightfully being levelled at them while India roll out tough pitches, suddenly Indian roads were never that bad?
Do your parents a favour and know your stuff. Seriously.
Am I allowed refugee here to talk about how we're being raped in Durban?
Thanks in advance Anglo bros, hope you beat these nig nogs.
>>64451306
Poo Peelians aren't watching it because le doctored wickets trigger them and are too hard :(
Muh Reject Bash League is much happier and batting friendly :)
You are now aware that for a pitch to play like a road for a 5 day test match it has to be prepared extremely well to be able to hold together and stay consistent.
To make a pitch fall apart, play tricks or be "bowler friendly", the ground staff have to objectively do a WORSE job cultivating and preparing the wicket.
AusGOD groundstaff on Nobel Prize watch
Poo Peeland groundstaff on unemployed mexican "gardener" watch
>>64451306
scroll up, we were talking about it before the kiwis went full autism
>A Canterbury ODI road still produced more bounce than le Gabbatoir
lol
>>64451299
Commentators seem to find it impossible to bring up Taylor without mentioning that he's a manlet, sometimes I feel bad for the guy.
>>64451316
Ok pal. We can talk about old memes too.
Who /teambox/ here?
>>64451303
>Shut the fuck up and stop breathing. You worthless dumb cocksucker.
See >>64451293
I honestly expect you to kill yourself one of these days. Just about every day you go into a tirade, and E-V-E-R-Y time it is directed squarly at Australia. While other New Zealand posters in /cric/ may be playing around or posting ironically, you GENUINELY have an inferiority complex, and you LITERALLY seethe and foam at the mouth when you get into these arguments.
I have absolutely no doubt your life sucks. You likely hate yourself and what you are becoming, and that just adds to how easily you are triggered. When you vent like this, it's not just because of the topic being argued at the current time, it's also a way for you to vent some of the anger and frustration (and sadness) you're consumed by in your day-to-day life. You are actually worthless as a human being. You know this, and that's what upsets you most of all.
Seek help. See a doctor, please. You can turn your life around and maybe one day you'll look back and cringe and what an angsty loser you once were.
>>64451324
KP on commentary when?
>Compton hitting his first boundary in 8 years
South Africa status : FINISHED
>ifth i waddna crigieter.... i wud probabbly be at woolwofths.
When will we find an opener who can get out of the nervous 10s?
>filtered out all Poo Peelian replies
>>64451332
krazykuck going hard in the paint
>>64451337
I'm glad straight outta is back in the team
not only for memes but because he always looked like a test cricketer to me
>>64451343
Add indonesia too. Makes /cric/ actually useable.
>>64451332
>being THIS mad I found your lebbit account
KEK, stay poorious. Australians are legit scum.
Never forget that your SOLE EXISTENCE spurned out of being Britain's trashcan.
kek
KEK
K E K
KEK
kek
>>64451328
>teambox was over 2 years ago
Also I assume you are the anon who had a crush with Obesitygoose?
>>64451341
>"Too much banter" in Luton
I wasn't aware that Muslims were even capable of banter.
>>64451332
krazycasual on Nobel prize watch
Poo peeland on suicide watch
What the fuck is he doing with this average tart?
You can see they've photoshopped it to death and she still looks a 5.
She's probably not even a Yorkshire lass as she's not vibrant orange or obese.
He should be with me, not this average slag.
>>64451369
t. fat bitch
>>64451369
Tbqh Root seems to act like a 15 year old spastic, surprised he can maintain any decent looking girl
Guess he has the money
>>64451369
looks like his sister desu
>>64451377
>not being gay for qt Rooty
>not massaging his shoulders after a long hard day of carrying England
>not sucking his cock after Trent Bridge telling him you believed in him all along
>>64451369
Is Root the best looking man in cricket?
>David Lloyd, Kepler Wessels and Ian Botham
dear god. Channel 9-tier.
commentary OFF
>stadium is empty
>>64451384
t. statshomo
>>64451385
Cook or Faf
>>64451394
pretty much
>>64451391
>almost 2016
>not bisexual
NEETistic bitchspouter on suicide watch
statsvirgin on suicide watch
>>64451385
I bet there's not a single hair on his qt trap ass.
>>64451352
Yes he was my bro. I also liked how mad it would make Aussies that we had a bromance. Made losing 5-0 better to know that some of you were as mad as I was.
Does senpai still post? I asked like 6 months ago and was told he's anon now?
>>64451387
I blame the indians
>>64451350
I am not krezykreja. I don't expect your brain to allow you to believe that though, because thinking that I am krezykreja helps ease the pain by making you believe that the person you are arguing with is someone who you've "outsmarted" in the past. It's a case of "well, he might be hitting me with some truths here, but I found his reddit account and exposed/embarrassed him so it evens out!". No. You do not know who I am, but I know that you are extremely depressed and angry at yourself for how your life has panned out so far.
I observed just the other day how you go through stages in these tantrums. You begin rather controlled, trying to state """"facts"""" and putting your argument forward. When someone disagrees with you, whether they are right or wrong, you can give a concise rebuttal UNLESS they have an Australian flag. If they have an Australian flag you will immediately start throwing shit and personal insults. Oddly enough, these posts are usually devoid of memes. This is because you are so ANGRY and INFURIATED that are too focused on finding the best words to convey your hatred that you don't think to try and weave memes into your post, like you would normally. After this phase, if the person you're arguing with STILL doesn't concede to you, or they in turn (rightfully or wrongfully) throw personal insults at you that hit close to home, you enter your final stage which is essentially "cram as many memes into my post as possible". This happens because your previous hate-fueled posts of fire and brimstone took a lot out of you, and it's just easier to mindlessly spout memes at this point.
Usually after this final stage you will slowly revert to your original posting style, and the cycle will repeat the next day when you inevitably find something else involving Australia or Australian posters that triggers you once more.
>>64451403
t. daniel on a pooroxy
>>64451404
>Does senpai still post?
see >>64451406 and >>64451332
>>64451406
I'm not reading all of that la'
You are literally this poorious that you spent 5 minutes thinking of this OC
I'd be more worried about YOUR mental health tbqh
>>64451400
t. statscockgobbler
>>64451385
fuck off retard
>>64451415
thought you went to sleep AMS
Who is the UKs greatest ally?
NZ or AUS?
You both get banter and are Anglo cunts, but do either of you actually like us?
Poo Peeland Ltd comprehensively and utterly PTFO in this very thread.
>>64451170
give AMS a (You), lads.
>>64451413
I'll just quote this from it, then
>you enter your final stage which is essentially "cram as many memes into my post as possible"
Thank you for proving that with this post, though.
Let's go through it again.
>First stage (relatively calm argument put forward with a few typically /cric/ memes thrown in for good measure)
>>64451266
>Second stage (all-out fury with a post relatively devoid of memes)
>>64451303
>Final stage (memes, memes and more memens
>>64451350
and
>>64451413
>>64451423
Australia is desperate to prove their worth to you so you take them seriously.
It's honestly embarassing Tbh. New Zealand has an inferiority complex with Australia but its more to do with size and relevance than anything. Australia literally exists as Britain's trashcan yet winning their precious Ashes means so much to them even though Britbongs barely give a fuck anymore and just play it to humour them.
It's like a dog licking the face of the master who cut its balls off.
>>64451438
t. Sione
>>64451421
nah was a bit sleepy after sex but i perked up again.
might try to sleep now though
>>64451436
Well done, and the answer is: what have YOU achieved out of all this? Create a psychosis of a fictitious persona on an imageboard.
Solid effort.
>>64451438
>It's like a dog licking the face of the master who cut its balls off.
Poetic.
>>64451438
>t-they have a bigger inferiority complex than I do
YOU LITERALLY need to seek help. YOU literally cannot string a sentence together without thinking about Australia and Australians. The question was about whether Australians and New Zealanders like poms. Instead of answering the question, you just defaulted to bitching about Australia.
You wake up thinking about Australia and Australians.
You spend your day thinking, reading, complaining and shitposting about Australia and Australians.
You go to bed at night thinking about Australia and Australians.
YOU are a broken individual statscunt. You are a pathetic individual and you are projecting YOUR own inferiority complex onto Australia as a scapegoat.
Seek help.
how's this compton guy against spin? he literally just stands there.
just tuned in to sa vs eng. Any other matches going on, boys?
Some cunt make a new thread.
/cric/ is my safe space and this is past the limit.
will commentators ever get tired of talking about morkel bowling too short?
also should I bother staying up for the divegrass lads
>>64451343
>>64451349
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33409220/new-zealand-is-making-trolling-illegal
Safe space Poo Peelanders on suicide watch.
>>64451468
I'm sorry facts make you defensive, krazykrezja. Maybe a downvote to soothe your pain?
THAT SHOT
Save us Thread Autist!
>>64450512
Not terrible.
root > smith > williamson
desu
>>64451483
Literally nothing you spouted is a fact, though.
It's all personal opinion coming from a mind that has been warped by an inferiority complex.
Calling your own (warped) personal opinions facts doesn't make you any less mentally ill.
What a fucking shot
OK UKbros I accept it. Root is "literally" elite.
Feels good that >we have objectively the 2 best batsmen in the world rn tbqh. So refreshing to see young batsmen prosper outside flat tracks
Fuck I love Root.
Imagine being statscunt right now
>>64451491
pretty much, smith is overrated.
>>64450512
kek'd
New Inferiority Complexland Ltd.
>>64451479
HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA
MY FUCKING SIDES
POORPETUALLY POOPER POORTURBED POO PEELAND POOFTERS ON ETERNAL LITERALLY POORIUS DAMAGE CONTROL AND POOICIDE WATCH
THEY WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS ANAL DEVASTATION
what is this piedt lad like?
New Inferiority Complexland Pty Ltd.
HAHA
New Inferiority Complexland Pty Ltd.
>POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT >POOT
>>64451513
quite good.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/india-v-south-africa-2015-16/engine/match/903609.html
it was india though.
>>64451493
>(YOU)
kek
KEK
K E K
STATSCUNT ON SUICIDE WATCH
>He's a mystery spinner
>POOT
http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/blogs/are-we-there-yet/5941951/What-do-Australians-think-of-NZ
kek
KEK
statsbitch is about to off himself lads
>>64451530
>seriously thinking jinxing him wasn't my plan
Kane on handsome and still #1 watch
>this fixed sport
No thanks. Back to darts for me.
>Hughes was a future GOAT
don't worry englel, based compton will save you
>>64451385
>poot
>good looking
fuck sake mate know your stuff
