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Schaub
>>64410003
If you're gonna show that you've gotta show him trying to canon ball Wanderlei to death.
Who telegraphs the right hand more
Nelson or Henderson
aonyone got the Werdum guillotine?
>>64410040
ATOMIC BUTT DROP
Was skimming the last thread and that australian whining about ufc fighter pay needs to shut the fuck up.
>>64410075
henderson had better right hand. both of them are so blatantly just trying to throw right wingers though
>>64410115
I don't care enough to get into it, but realistically if the UFC wants their talent pool to grow they need to pay these guys enough that they can focus on training year round rather than needing another source of supplemental income.
>>64410003
man i wish the rules were a little less strict in the ufc. imagine someone locking up a leg triangle while holding the top of the cage, or a side kick using the cage.
is't the showtime kick even a bit hinky rules wise
>>64410119
the fact that they land them as often as they do boggles my mind.
>>64410119
At least Hendo hid his behind a kick there. Nelson just holds his big mitt out and kinda chases you down with it, daring you to open up enough so that he can punch you in the face.
Is Robbie the most beatable champ ?
>>64410154
technically it's a counter punch, over the shoulder instead of over the elbow, works in mma b/c of little gloves. counter punches always work
You know what the most exciting thing is in the UFC?
When a fighter hasn't been figured out yet. Seriously, it's the best part of the entire fucking sport. It's sort of a fancy way to say that the best fighters are the most fun to watch, but really, when everyone watching knows exactly what a guy is trying to do, and their opponent not only knows, but has also trained for it, and then they go in there and it happens anyway, it's fucking amazing.
>>64410199
I've heard the argument that those aren't any more dangerous than all the other head trauma these guys sustain but motherfucker those look brutal. You think the UFC ruled them out so that they could shake off the stigma of being a "blood sport?"
>>64410154
>this guy thought he could beat sea level cain
>>64410003
>tfw you will never have Mark Hunt's ability to absorb punishment
>>64410247
Even though that chin is iron he's clearly ducking out of the way of the punches at the last second to lessen the impact a little. Still ballsy as shit but it's not as dumb as just leaving your face there to let a guy punch you straight in the nose.
>>64410247
he is moving away from all those shots, not really absorbing crazy amounts
>>64410247
he can take a lot of damage
>>64410247
it really did help him against Stipe
>>64410232
I think that's part of it. I know some people who refuse to watch MMA because they allow hitting people on the ground at all. Seeing a dude take a full on soccer kick to the dome must look insane to someone who never watches MMA.
>>64410193
most beatable yes, most career threatening, also yes.
pretty sure robbie put a lot of miles on hendricks. if hendricks got flash KO'd or even his actual kidney problems could be from latent robbie damage.
>>64410347
That's why I'm curious about this Jeremy Stephens match up. Dude can hit pretty hard too, and Hendricks has been through some pretty bad wars recently. Although I see him wrestlefucking if he cant mount a good offense on the feet.
I'm a little surprised they relented on sending Hendricks up to middleweight since he cant control his diet to safely cut weight. That being said I think he would have a very hard time at 185
>>64410199
cheaTRTor tried to bring back soccer kicks
>>64410403
what's this about Stephens?
>>64410414
>doing something this risky when you are a young legend
What if cheaTRT just decides to say fuck it and kicks your head off and then you're never the same fighter again
>>64410414
haha I remember John McCarthy giving Jones shit after he tried complaining about that kick.
>>64410447
then you eyepoke and knee stomp people to get even
>every ounce of training you put in for this fight will be a waste of your life
Is that the most ice cold thing a fighter has ever said?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CKFQmCtbfY
>>64410447
then you might become a `marijuana' addict and hit pregnant women
>>64410433
FUCK I meant Stephen Thompson. I always fuck that up, they aren't even close.
>>64410414
nice and flowy mewvment
>>64410488
he was ice cold in the post fight interview on fox talking about how he was the real king of the grind and how he hopes/knows DC is somewhere crying (which he was)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLFvmxgcF2w
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
>Brock
Wwe meme
>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue
>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme
>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers
>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
>>64410631
did you not get enough (You)'s the first time you posted this exact same pasta?
>>64410453
>pulling guard on a lifeless body
>>64410505
then why'd you say he can hit pretty hard?
did you mean he can memekicky your head off?
>>64410700
>can't disprove me
>implies I care about (You)'s from strangers
Just trying to start a discussion senpai, chill
>>64410505
>that .webm
who /hype/ for Michael 'MayMay" McDonald coming back?
>>64410761
>start a discussion
>lol everyone is a meme
Great start
As a fightfan is fightpass worth it?
>>64410787
of course you goof
>>64410787
depends what you want from it
the live content is whatever
the archive is great but not exactly complete
Isn't it funny how both Chris vs Anderson and Chris vs Rockhold ended up with the same "if he didn't do ____ he wouldn't have lost" arguments?
People always kept saying if Anderson didn't try his clowning antics, he would have won, and how if Weidman didn't try the meme kick, he would have won.
It's like poetry, it rhymes
>>64410787
It would be if they made fight nights available
Would Robbie Lawler beat Brock Lesnar
>>64410811
middleweight division is the meme division of the ufc. no other division is close.
>>64410836
a 265 lb scaled up to 6' 5" robbie would be interesting. basically JDS with movement of his feet and head
>>64410874
and a southpaw
>>64410777
I'm just saying they are, if you have a way of disproving me, go ahead senpai
>>64410739
that's what I meant thank you family
Is DC or Jones the humble one? I got the impression that Jones was starting shit with DC, but people here say it's the other way around.
>>64410895
It's an opinion you fucking retard. How do you disprove that?
>>64410920
DC is just a huge faggot.. Jon is a real nigga
>>64410920
They both talk shit while putting up fronts
DC isn't a scumbag beneath though, he can be a bit butthurt and dickish at times though but at least doesn't pretend like that isn't how he acts
"Marijuana addict" Jones is incredibly two faced, he'd be Mayweather tier if he actually decided to run with his actual personality
>>64410895
The pasta is just stale at this point. The burden of proof lies with the one making the claim, your argument that "lol these people are memes" is unsubstantiated. If all your claims are true back them up with evidence (it's how an argument works)
>>64410920
>I got the impression that Jones was starting shit with DC, but people here say it's the other way around.
It went both ways, just two GOATs bumping heads.
>>64410973
I'd love to see Jones go full dark side. His walk out song for his first fight back is "I'm in Love With the CoCo" and he just crushes people while shit talking Diaz brother style.
>>64411000
He's already went full dark side. I want to see him do a 180 and become "True form" JBJ. Knock off the bullshit, get really fucking swole, start actually training diligently.
>>64410920
DC does start shit, and is a cocky asshole
jones isn't humble, but enjoys engaging it assholery
basically jones is diaz and dc is mcgoober.
also how did no one have mcgreggor dropping dennis siver off the nakatomi paza building made as a gif.
>>64411040
>>64411000
>>64411102
I like the complete asshole suck-it Jones. His motto on his UFC profile page has always been "Fighting me is bad for your career, it's going to be bad for your image."
That's bad ass, that's way more bad ass than this shit with Conor saying that he's giving them their biggest pay day and all that. While it is true, he definitely is giving them their biggest pay day, but the attitude of "poor you, you have to fight me now" is way better imo.
If Jones was just a complete fucking asshole I'd like it way more. Just rude and condescending as fuck. I want Jones to call out McGregor.
>>64411201
>kicking with shoes on
This man should be in prison
>>64411184
Jones doesn't have the rage in him to be a Floyd. He's still a UFC guy.
>>64411238
well he did give DC the suck it and his motto is that fighting him is bad for your career
he's pretty dickhole already
>>64411201
wait was hunt still standing after that?
>>64410852
Goddamn these generic reebok uniforms are so stupid, they take away all the individuality of each fighter. Anderson's yellow trunks were iconic but now everyone's so bland and looks like they're fighting against their own teammate.
>>64411346
This so much, they need to fix that shit
hey guys remember when Chris Weidman beat a few really old brazilians that were in the twilight of their career and then got fucking destroyed by the first good fighter he ever faced?
>>64411410
Is that you Rockhold?
>>64411432
Hey dad, am I still son?
>>64411448
HE
IS
NO
LONGER
MY
SON
>>64411308
Yes. Concrete chin/head. Barely flinched and started swinging too.
>UFC Debut in a month
>Heem'd by your Warlord
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/AbdulKerim-Edilov-63045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=varhURIIClQ
>>64410964
>>64410981
It's a fact all the people I listed are memes by the fact that they were fucking exposed by serious competition... don't you cucks get it?
>>64411410
Hi Adnan
>>64411346
I liked that Conor had green shorts at 194. They should let fighters customize their shit instead of boring black and white for every single fight!
>>64411346
The champion kits dont even look different from the black gear a regular fighter wears
>>64411473
BASED RAMZAN
>>64410286
It usually takes some kind of Fatality level move to put Mark down.
>clean fucking steroid Balrog level punch from Melvin
>Werdum flying knee
>JDS spinning shit
I don't count the Stipe shit as a knock out. He punched Mark a shit ton of punches over five rounds and Mark was still awake.
>>64411545
That fight should have been stopped way earlier.
>>64411545
Stipe is pillow fisted desu, do you guys see him stopping AA?
>>64411473
all the good russians go m1 or wsof for some reason
>>64411484
>Brock
Wow, the NCAA wrestler-turned-mandrama-faggot doesn't have any submission skills/defense, who would have thought. Still put guys with his strikes
>Silva
What exactly is your point with this one? He was playing around in the first Weidman fight and got caught, and in the 2nd fight he broke his leg. Still came back and beat Diaz, not sure how 11 title defenses and 2 odd loses means you're a meme
>GSP
Say what you want but GSP was dominant as fuck. Still in tact 12 fight win streak officially, no matter what the outcome of his fight against Hendricks should have been
>Ronda
Kek that bitch got BTFO
>soon to be Holly
Kek, part of your supporting evidence is something that hasn't happened yet?
>Jones
Aside from the unmotivated Jones we saw against Gus he's always clearly shown he's the better fighter.
>>64411509
McGregor's green looked like shit though, it was a dark forest green, shoulda been more bright, almost neon, to match the flag. Aldo's dark grey/gold champion trunks looked great.
>>64411559
I think if AA gets in some clean shots he can definitely heem Stipe, I mean, even Struve has that honor. However Stipe hits pretty clean and I'm still worried about Arlovski's chin.
>>64411559
AA is in love with his right hand, if he throws a single left, AA wins, if not, war miocic
>>64411599
>Responding to bait this obvious
wew lad. If someone is forcing their pasta this hard you don't give them attention and they'll get bored eventually.
>>64411599
>He was playing around in the first Weidman fight and got caught, and in the 2nd fight he broke his leg.
Do people still believe this meme? He got dominated and finished twice
>>64411598
wsof does have some good russian fighters but I watched the last one and it had 3 russians and none of them were that impressive.
>>64411559
Nope. Andrei is smart enough and skilled enough to avoid something like reminiscent to Stipe's JDS fight. I don't consider the Browne fight to be something like Stipe/JDS mostly because from what I remember Browne was getting rekt. At least getting beat on more.
>>64411616
You're the faggot that posted the pasta in the first place aren't you?
>>64411598
they just look good in those promotions because they compete against shitters
Guys I feel like placing a cheeky bet on Cruz, if he pulls out injured before the fight do I get my money back?
Reminder that UFC 195 is going to be a night of spicy bangers
>>64411633
Tumenov-Larkin is FOTY material
Arlovski-Miocic will be a shitty gasfest
>>64411599
no see ur supposed to NOT respond to this post
>>64410414
Neither of his knees were grounded, it's legal right?
>>64411630
yes you will, you might have to give them a call or talk to them in live chat so they refund you quicker but they will.
>>64411643
>Miocic
>gassing
pick one
It might well be a shit fest but Stipe has pretty good cardio for a HW
>>64411630
I'm not too sure. I know sometimes shit gets circled. I was on my way home and thought about the Cruz/TJ fight. Imagine Dominick's knees explode during the fight.
>>64411651
no, as his hands were touching the floor. Thats why you often see fighters leave one hand on the floor when trying to get up from the ground near the cage.
>>64411662
He gassed against JDS, gassed against Gonzaga, and a bunch of other times I can't remember
>>64411675
jokes on you i was just pretending
i was talking out of my arse, you got me senpai
>>64411633
the entire card has a finish rate just over the 77% of the HW division. lots of bangers for sure
>>64411693
The fuck are you doing man?
>>64411709
being halal
>>64411643
>Tumenov-Larkin is FOTY material
this for sure, Tumenov has really impressed me. Larkin always comes to fight too.
lids, i hope all of you watched Ortega vs Tavares
https://www.instagram.com/p/_npV4phTsq/
>reminder that if Conor ducks RDA, mystic mac is dead
>>64411721
Remember when he'd beat Robbie Lawler and was undefeated and then got robbed against a Francis Carmont that literally did nothing but get their takedowns stuffed for 3 rounds? Good times.
>>64411628
No I'm not you moron, I'm just telling you stop shitting up the thread by replying to some pasta spamming faggot.
>>64411346
It'd be like in football, every away team wears a black jersey and white pants, and every home team wears a white jersey and black pants, regardless of who's playing, every game. It's so obvious that it's shit.
>faber ditched the surfer look
>>64411737
I want Tumenov to win but I also want to see Larkin succeed at WW so it a conflicting feel. So hopefully Tumenov wins but Larkin goes on a nice streak after.
>>64411824
Faber is a hairdresser now?
>>64411829
I still don't know if I can trust Larkin. Tumenov will hold the belt sooner or later, I think.
>>64411845
kek
>>64411824
That barbershop looks comfy
>>64411824
>proper gentleman mode engaged
>>64411824
About time, he's old enough to be my dad.
>>64411000
>in live with the coco entrance
Based af
>>64411599
Them getting btfo by serious competition, Cain, Holly, etc etc. Means they are meme, what don't you get anon?
>>64411824
to beat the dominator, one must become him, walk a mile in another man's skin
Most exposed fighter this year?
>>64411970
Ronda is the easy answer, but she wasn't really exposed. Everyone knew she was a sloppy striker who lead with her chin and couldn't cage-cut. We just weren't sure if anyone could exploit it.
man, im a big conor fan, but i truly think that RDA murks conor on paper
question is how much conor can get into RDA head during the lead up to the fight
Whats a good Machida fight to watch?
>>64412040
Couture
>>64412040
Tito fight is good
>>64412040
physically and technically his best fight was against Mousasi.
>>64412002
Conor can stifle RDA in standup pretty easily
>>64411970
Jones, stopped twice this year, once by a 5 foot something pregnant woman and once by UFC's dork court.
Watched the whole thing, pretty worth it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iE6YBf32AE
>>64411970
Uriah Hall (for the second time in 3 years). Fluky meme kick aside there's no doubt he will lose to any top 10 MW
>>64412103
>All these meme kicks
Thanks breh good stuff in this video
>>64412096
Underrated wit brah, I'm impressed.
>>64411599
>Silva
>Beat Diaz
lol
>>64412103
What kind of fucking kick was that at 1:09?
Leaping wheel kick?
>>64411964
holy kek
Can anyone find the video where Conor is telling someone not to talk over Sinead? It's one of my favorite moments of his desu.
>>64410247
sadly though, he and all those guys are doing bad things to their brains. Here comes dementia.
The only silver lining will be the complete destruction of the UFC when the lawsuits start.
>>64410414
jones is such a bitch
>>64410631
Jones and Anderson have never been big draws, and obviously not Holly though her future is (probably) ahead of her.
>>64412296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE8zVCLR3Ok
this it?
First thing I google'd BSA
>>64411432
couldn't be rockhold, there were some big words in that run-on sentence
>>64412347
Jon's fights with Rashad and DC drew big
Silva's with Sonnen, Weidman and Vitor
>>64411410
No, but I do remember Weidman beating three of the best fighters who ever lived and then losing to a glorified frat boy.
>Claudia beat Joanna
>>64412401
Joanna won like 20 seconds of that fight, lets be real
>>64410232
>the UFC ruled them out
hurr
>>64410920
Jones has awful nuthuggers here. The guy is the best fighter but the worst person. The fact that people genuinely dislike Cormier out of blind loyalty to a scumbag boggles my mind. It's actually sad.
>>64412040
Tito Ortiz
Found the greatest p4p rankings courtesy of a Brazilian reporter
/heem/'s sleepy
>>64412502
nah bruh some of us are still here
>>64412502
who's TK fighting at Rizin?
>>64412468
Hey pussy you still there?
>>64412521
Your local meme fighter, James Thompson
>>64412526
would fug desu
>>64412536
fuck yeah
Can't wait for Rizin, seriously.
According to a Brazilian journalist Michael Johnson moves up the rankings after his loss to Nate Diaz.
>>64412569
post some Aoki fa(n
>>64412569
post some Aoki breh
>>64412569
you and me both.
>>64412580
DIAZ WHERE?
>>64412581
>>64412590
He had like two fights at the very end of Pride and neither of the finishes were really worth webming. If I had any fucking clue where to get Dream stuff I'd make some Aoki memery.
>>64412596
she makes me feel all fuzzy inside
>>64412607
His face crank on Fancypants in Strikeforce was bretty cool
Many people used to admire Ikuhisa Minowa's warrior spirit and colourful personality. I never felt this way, his antics just annoyed me.
>>64412598
*flips double birds*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poR2VAREX0Q
>>64412607
hahah Aoki was such an asshole to Hirota after that
>>64412626
Minowa is king
Drop kicks
Forward rolls into takedowns
SUPER HLUK GP CHAMPION
like tears in the pain
>>64412667
CHURISSU WIEDMAN
Will someone post the filthy heem on villante? Been asking for weeks, I want the webm pls lads
>>64412040
Tito, Silva and Evans.
The Evan's win was the most I've been hyped about Karate and Machida. I honestly thought he was going to rule for a while, but we all know what happened there. It was a great win though, at the time I couldn't stop watching it.
>brb going to make a sweet webm
>>64412766
Perosh fight?
>>64412879
Filthy Tom heeming Villante
>>64412886
ohhhhh Tom Lawlor. let me check my folder
>>64412908
Rashad's "I can box" phase was so funny
>>64412886
with a bonus hand raise
>>64412908
>>64412468
True about the Jones nuthuggers. Jones is a cheap fighter who needs to eye poke the shit out of his opponents to win a fight. I hope he moves the heavyweight so we can see how good he really is
Nick Diaz on Chael's show
http://podcastone.com/images/buttons/download_icon_ep_on.png
>>64413008
fail
right link here; http://podcastone.com/downloadsecurity?url=aHR0cDovL3BvZG9uZS5ub3hzb2x1dGlvbnMuY29tL2xhdW5jaHBvZC9DaGFlbFNvbm5lbi9tcDMvWVdDU19FcDYzX0RpYXotQ3Jvc2J5Lm1wMyoqfDE0NTA4NjI3MDk4MTMqKnw=.mp3
>>64411201
Whoa I completely forgot Hunt fought Crocop again in Pride.
Is our enjoyment of combat sport base and disgusting? We're like the peasants of ancient rome drooling and howling over men cutting off each others heads, the only way we've progressed is we've traded death for life altering brain damage and possible death later on
>>64412480
fucking hilarious
>>64413008
>>64413019
chaels podcast has really become good
Would you let this mister near your sister?
>>64413035
no more than eating, shitting and fucking
Open the pits tomorrow and id buy first row seats (or the free online equivalent)
>>64412652
christ
>listening to chaelcast with nick diaz
>chael asks 1 question
>nick replies with a 10min answer
Holy fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKqo_UemQI4
>>64413327
really makes you think
>nick diaz says GSP didnt make weight when they fought
gsp confirmed for cheater
>>64413327
I wish I had an isolation tank so I could come up with great ideas like this
gastelum injured, out of 195
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Kenneth-Allen-13050
>>64413327
Prove him wrong
>>64413406
Glass Joe is real.
>>64412596
>plastic face
she's korean, isn't she.
>>64413515
>Road FC
Gee I wonder
>>64413035
I wouldn't really say so. It's all escapism really. Why do people do anything? I've talked to a lot of people, mainly girls and white knight types, who always say "why are they fighting?" as if to imply its barbaric. They're all transhumanist shit birds m8. Half of them thought Rousey was cool when she was getting big.
Idk m8 just waxing existential in a general that repeats the same shit over and over daily
>>64413327
ALPHA BRAIN
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>>64412596
Asian with decent tits? noice
Love the Diaz bros. Glad they're making their way back into the limelight.
Unfortunately Nick got a $50k bike stolen, and Nate only got $40k for his Michael Johnson fight. These guys need to get PAID.
>>64413564
here senpai
>people getting mad at stoned theorizing
I think people just want to get mad at joe. hes just talking and sometimes you say silly stuff.
>>64413570
I would return the favor but I got banned last time
>>64410762
fuck this webm got me bro
>>64413572
I just don't want him commentating on fights and to be recognized as a shithead I fully support all of his rights
>>64413586
I dont think hes a shithead and I also like his commentary
>>64413578
yeah they ban me all the time too, I dont know what the fuck is wrong with the mods of this board, I never get banned on fit and post twice the amount of tits
>>64412596
>>64413564
>>64413570
We latenight /hightest/ now?
>>64413589
Joe Rogan has molested Andy Dick multiple times and strikes women
His commentary pushes an agenda and is ASS
>>64413606
>>64413610
weird thing is Snack Guy gets away with it all the time
>tfw I have over 70gb of porn and cant share
>>64413614
wait what?
>>64413620
Radio City look it up
i'm off to bed. Can i get a /goodnight/ or (you) lads?
>>64413633
I wonder if there was originally carpet and then they put in thin laminate flooring. Otherwise, why put a 3 inch gap under the door?
>>64413643
Nighty Night. Dont let the flyweights bite
>>64413633
>that dog's face
did they fuck?
>>64413658
>tfw there was a facebook video that went viral about a girl would recorded herself getting "doggystyled" by her dog
It was pretty fap tier bruhs. I forgot her name but i remember the dog was alpha af in the vid.
>>64413707
Her name was Whitney Wisconsin. She's a massive slut and posts very lewd videos of herself on her tumblr. Google her name + tumblr for a good fap.
She has a Zingano-tier innie.
>>64413707
i have on my phone, not that good tb h
>>64413730
I just checked and it was actually Alyssa Rosales. I'll check the chick you mentioned too but the girl i'm taking about was definitely bangable tier. You can still find the video in some places.
reminder that mcgregor opened at +130 against rda which is pretty close to accurate.
>>64413707
>>64413748
I am not into bestiality but the noises she made got me diamonds
>>64413748
I thought you were talking about this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI
>>64413756
Against who?
>>64413780
against whom
>>64413790
not appropriate given the context. just makes you sound pretentious desu.
>>64413780
read it again
>>64413798
You're talking about Conor fighting someone named "rda"? No idea who that is.
He should fight a real money fight.
A fight the real fans want to see.
NATE MOTHERFUCKING DIAZ
>>64413812
If Diaz beats another solid LW and Conor gets the title, they'll give him the title shot
>>64413831
Tony Ferguson is objectively ahead of Diaz in the queue though, where are you getting this information?
>>64413406
Kenneth "Jiu Jitsu is for faggots" Allen
>>64413866
I wonder if he trains at the same gym as Dave Herman
>>64410622
>Jones telling him you can't call me the greatest yet
Based
>>64413856
Based on the fact that Dana gives no fucks about queues. People have been talking about Nate - Conor and "imagine the shit talk bro" since before he fought Aldo.
Now the call outs have begun, Conor's not even in 155 yet.
Diaz would be the ideal first title defense. Not as tough as Ferguson, much more PPV potential to milk while Conor is on top of the market.
Diaz might still own McGregor though.
>>64413406
>>64413454
>>64413866
Oh lawd my sides, I can hear the announcer now
FIIIIGHTING OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER
A BRAWLER
HOLDING A PROFESSIONAL RECORD... 1 WIN, 37 LOSSES
>>64413831
>win a decision because you taunt the opponent despite objectively doing jack shit to him even though you got hurt bad in the last twenty seconds
>everyone wants to see you fight the prize draw LITERALLY only because you had a good fight and talked some smack
This is seriously the worst shit.
>>64413856
Tony Ferguson aka El Cucky would cut the most transparent promo of all time he blew it with that helwani interview
>>64412917
>>64412927
Based af, thanks lad. Why is he a prelim guy? He's been there for so long and has a winninv record
>>64413911
>I use the word promo when talking about MMA and think """"promos"""" should affect who get title shots
The "I just found about this MMA stuff, wow it's like my pro wrestling but real!!!" starter pack
>>64413939
JON JONES AND VITOR BELFORT FOUGHT FOR THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
You're the reason fighters get paid shit money you pseudo purist faggot
>>64413910
Drama is what sells though lad
Not saying I agree with it but that's just the way it is
>>64413946
Meant to put shael sonnen instead of Jones but I was 2 mad @ u
>>64413910
Boo fucking hoo. No one wants to watch a boring fight. Diaz is the most entertaining personality and fighter in MMA.
>>64413946
Nice promo bro but you'll never make it to the WWE
Dana might give you a title shot though
>>64413954
Oh man that fight was all sorts of retarded. Crazy to think that if it went to a second round and the doctor saw Jones' toe that it might have been stopped though.
>>64413960
>cole miller is my favorite fighter:the post
>>64413910
It is what it is, zuffa is not in the MMA business to hand out mixed martial arts to the world, they're in it to make money, and Diaz is a bigger draw than Ferguson, however unfair it is. Just like the Reebok deal is unfair, but it's lucrative for zuffa.
Does /heem/ suddenly support TFerg because we identify with his nickname?
>>64413989
I like Furgosen cause he puts on good fights.
Why is he a cunt or something?
>>64413993
I was pushing Ferguson until that desperate Helwani interview and no one seemed interested at all about a month ago
>>64414000
what was so bad about the interview?
>>64414000
that shit was funny as fuck dude come on
>>64414008
He does the promo thing you hate
>>64414026
>He does the promo thing you hate
wait what?
>>64413989
I RECKON IT MIGHT BE HIS STRING OF ENTERTAINING WINS
I MEAN, MAYBE HE SHOULD CUT MORE """"PROMOS"""" THEN MAYBE YOU AMERICANS MIGHT LIKE HIM
Faggot mandramatics
This guy slaps the heel of your gf.
What do you do?
>>64414037
Ask him for an autograph
>>64414037
Drop a 50-45 unanimous decision and move up a weightclass
mornin' /heem/
>>64413989
>thingken I identify with some mexishit
beaner detected
>>64414037
Play some Bloodborne with him
>>64414031
Sorry confused you with>>64414036
Though I'm sure you've made sense of it now
who reff'd JDS vs Reem?
>>64410119
Someone ( or several someones), in a previous match bled like crazy. Look at that whole left hand side of the ring. Its like a murder scene.
>>64414064
Sage Northcutt, why
>>64414036
>I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN FIGHTERS GET PAID
>>64414070
That's his performance in the cage though. How about his promos?
I've got to see how a pro fighter talks shit before I make a judgement on whether I want to see him or not.
>>64414064
Dan Miragliotta
>>64414076
>fighters should have to put on fake personalities in order to make money
Holy fuck, you're the guy who tells me that people have to earn their money as MMA fighters aren't you? It seriously makes so much sense that you really just meant they should invent characters to play as for the public instead. Mandrama faggot.
>>64414083
tnx m8
>>64414077
i think you replied to the wrong person.
>>64414077
Hey dumbass, everyone posting in this thread will probably watch any fight but more people will watch bigger fights and give lesser known fighters like Tony Ferguson more exposure on the undercard
>>64414086
Actually I'm opposed to fake personalities, which is why Tony Fergusons interview bothered me you Abbo faggot
SWNL
>>64414083
I dont understand why people think it should not have been stopped
JDS would just get hit 10 more times while not being able to defend
>>64414037
dont see him
>>64414092
Oh man, what GIMMICK should Tony Ferguson get? Maybe the pro fighting firefighter. That'd be a good GIMMICK, let's have him play a HEEL and cut more PROMOS.
Maybe he'll get more exposure that way.
>>64414098
Daniel Cormier made a big mistake by going too mandrama. When he dropped the pretense of cutting PROMOS (literally even said the word) and just acted like himself, he came off a lot better in his last fight post fight interview.
>>64410119
>the image above bisping's head looks like a top hat
>>64414120
What in the fuck is this
>>64414108
Here's a reason:
Pat Barry vs. Cheick Kongo
>>64414129
idk man I'm just sick of mandramatics talking about promos and draws and numbers and all this fucking shit like it really matters
I mean what happened to fighters being fighters
>>64414130
Exceptions should be the rule we need more Mir-Carwins
>>64414130
not the same since cheick was tumbling all over the place
jds stood stationary, overeem was holding him as you can see in the webm. Eventually jds would sleepy
>>64414130
That was a once in a life time event that only happened because Pat Barry is literally retarded and can't into not swinging wildly.
>>64410154
this was prime fatboy. He had no contours on his chubbyness and this was the dude that got the reputation as the best grapplers in the heavyweight division and ALSO had the reputation for among the best cardio in the division.
He just got old/in love with his right hand/stopped giving a fuck
so every hated him/loved/stopped paying him that much
>>64414135
Why do you post in /heem/ then
>>64410193
>2014
yes
>2015
>
2016
he'll prob be the first to fall.
>>64414143
I don't know what that has to do with anything at all.
why everyone thinks miesha is a dark horse,all of her wins are by decision
>>64414163
You're angry about fighters having gimmicks while probably not considering that a lot of MMA fans don't watch pro wrestling. That's my guess.
>>64414169
because she's in the top 5 women's fighters in the world regardless of her finishing ratio
>>64414163
Abo confirmed. After that suck promo you cut we should fight bitch boy.
I feel a sub at 4:20 of the first
>>64414169
takes people far into matches regardless of her ability. has ELITE cardio and can finish anyone other than ronda by submission.
>>64414178
You know, it's strange. I'm going to drop all pretenses of trying to rile people up and just have some serious convo here. It really does bother me, but only because some fighters really seem like they're not being genuine. People like Cormier or McG. They act so different when the fight's over and done with. Is that a gimmick? Who really knows. They're not obviously mandrama style gimmicks being the wrestling gravedigger and shit but they're still characters put on for the public. Then on the other hand, you've got people like the Diaz's and Jon Jones. They seem real (though Jones puts on the "I's is be a good boy now bix nood" thing on), and it doesn't hurt that they're fun to watch. I just don't like the recent trend of having to be such a disrespectful fucktwit in order to make the casuals care, you know?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR 2016 DECEMBER 2016 UFC BANTAMWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
PEOPLE FORGET THAT CYBORG IS HOLDING HER TITLE BECAUSE CYBORG WEIGHS 100 LBS MORE.
>>64414208
>some 17 year old judo chick takes the title back in 2017 inspired by rousey and gets retired by cyborg
>>64414196
If you want my title come and get it you Whitney pussy
No one cares about your feelings you elitist shitstain
I'd made quick easy work of you and you'd thank me for it
>>64414208
this fight would be 2 two minutes of miriam nakamoto bludgeoning holly holm with knees
>>64414235
xDDD (that's two chins because you're american)
>>64414240
Sick promo dude
FIGHTER TRAINING PROGRAMMES 2016
PAIGE VAN ZANT
>cheerleading
>posting cute Instagram videos
>bending limbs the wrong way
DIEGO SANCHEZ
>blocking punches with your face
>mean mugging
NATE DIAZ
>moffuggin ninja shit nawatamsayan
>how to make smallest amount of money from being biggest name
>>64414243
Yeah I reckon I'm next in line for the title show now
>>64414208
>>64414219
>>64414239
>>64414239
all three of thse were my waifu and i just wanted to support her
>>64414251
I'd love to choke you out
>>64414244
Tippity top kek at Diego and Nate.
>>64414196
It serves the same purpose it does in wrestling, more eyes = more money. I too think it's an insult to my intelligence as a fightfan when they undo it all postfight but I get it. At least in McGoobers case he genuinely seems to believes the shit he spouts, Sonnen just literally ripped off old wrestling promos.
>>64413989
I like Tony Ferguson because Joe Rogan told me to
He's so fluid and unorthodox. He's a crazy monster and he's on a tear with impressive wins over elite veteran competitors such as Gleison Tibau and Danny Castillo. And nobody's ever beat Edson Barboza like Tony Ferguson beat Edson Barboza, by getting lit up and meme rolling and throwing illegal kicks to the head of a grounded opponent
>>64414275
schaub said ferguson is the hardest hitter at 155 and hes been around the game for a while so i take his word
>>64414275
Nate Diaz will outbox and taunt his way through Ferguson for a lw title shot. We'll get McGregor/Diaz lads be patient
>>64414285
I think you'd be surprised
>>64414265
Yeah that's the thing, I get it and I get why its a thing, but it just leaves such a bad taste in my mouth. Cormier really was the worst though, outright saying shit like "I'm not cutting any more promos" like he didn't like being the bad guy after all after his last fight.
I suppose what are you meant to do when just being a great fighter isn't enough any more.
>>64414290
Name a time in history where fighters in any sport didn't get people to watch by talking
>>64414299
muh fedor
>>64414299
are you asking me to name fighters that were so obnoxious that people didn't watch them? weird phrasing mang
>>64414308
Yes
>>64414286
I think nate could legit knock his opponents out in the 1st round, but he prefers to throw 300 soft 1-2s just so he can insult and stockton slap the shit out of the other guy for the whole fight
>>64414314
Well I'll be honest, I can't think of any. That really just plays into my point though.
rekt you good haha
>>64414299
GSP made 7 figures with no trash talk
>>64414324
I guess you're right I miss pride
>>64414327
Yeah those in the octagon "not impressed with your performance" and in begging on his knees didn't count
Neither did the Koschek TUF season, the Matt Serra stuff, the BJ Penn, the characterizing as the sports good guy, none of that
UFC spent more money promoting GSP than anyone
Lmao this Chael podcast is gold, why does Nick answer one question with a 10 minute answer
>>64414360
Get that non fight shit out of here
>>64414349
>not impressed with your performance
that's crazy trash talk right there, how could he take it so far?
>>64414360
hes autistic
>>64414360
Because he's thorough and he's trying to survive this shit, and family.
>>64414349
> "not impressed with your performance"
DAMN DUDE, DID HE REALLY SAY THAT?
>>64414362
He's the yin to the trash talk yang you Spanish faggot go grade shit talk at your mosque
>>64414362
I love that about GSP. His most famous piece of trash talk is the most polite trash talk I have ever heard in sports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl-beMYQ-K0
>>64414365
The point is that it promotes the fight you tight turban termite
>>64414349
>"not impressed with your performance"
GSP is quite the madman.
>>64414379
Who gives a fuck about his personality why aren't you discussing his techniques
What about when
>Georges St Pierre FLIPPED ... out tonight
HE WENT TO THE DARK PLACE BREHS
>>64414389
His ape technique puts people down
>>64414391
>caring about what someone does post fight
>>64414395
Are...are you crazy in your head man?
>>64414394
I agree interesting discussion
>>64414396
I'll make you crazy when I break your fucking brain
>>64414349
>Yeah those in the octagon "not impressed with your performance"
Did he actually fucking say this to somebody? Did they strip him of the title or anything like that?
>>64414396
you really think am scared of you??
how is JDS ranked #4 and overeem ranked #5 after he just KOed him?
>>64414379
wouldn't be so perfect without the french accent
>>64414407
UFC really wants to make JDS fight Werdum
>>64414405
>noteable Canadian fighters:0
>>64414415
>number of titles Chris Weidman has: 0
ANDERSON SILVA YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK
>>64414418
American champs: over 5
Canadian champs: zero
>>64414418
too soon
Memes
>>64414421
Who's he fighting next? Dementia? Homoerotic urges?
IM THE MOONEY FIGHT SO FOOK EVERYBUDDY UP HERE
>>64414421
anyone have the rory chest-thumping webm?
that had to be the most autistic display of 'alpha' behavior i've seen since visiting /heem/ today
>>64414423
SUPERBOWL WEEKEND THE BIGGEST REMATCH IN THE HISTORY OF THE BUSINESS
I'M CALLING YOU OUT BUT I'M UPPING THE STAKES
>>64414425
Sorry man.
>>64414424
>number of times Chris Weidman has been destroyed: 1
>>64414428
assburgers
>>64414435
>years Rory has left to live: 4
>GSP: haircut+superman punch
Spoiler: GSP was actually impressed by Matt's performance
>>64414435
Remember when Patrick Cote fought Anderson in Chicago? Most Canadian end to a fight I've ever seen.
>>64414445
spoiler: i could heem you and your mum with the same shifting right body shot
>>64414428
He'll be fighting ignorance, starting with you.
>>64414456
ANDERSON SILVA YOU ABSOLUTELY SMELL NICE
>>64414445
It was an acceptable performance, just not an impressive one.
>>64414459
No one cares about Rory he quit on the biggest stage of his career and took a ton of damage he's done
>>64414471
just like Weidman
>>64414471
I care about Rory, and he's far from done. He'll be champion if it kills him, and I have the confidence that he'll have that belt within two years' time.
>>64414480
No one gives a fuck about weidman
>>64414481
>he'll be champion if it kills him
>literally quit in title fight
>literally
BEYOND IMAGINATION
We don't know if Rory's dad still considers him his son though
>>64414492
Not bad for scum.
>>64414496
Doubt it.
Could you imagine being his father and watching him slowly lay down and motion to the referee?
>>64414503
>literally wears skinny jeans
>literally hits animals
>>64414496
kek
>>64414492
>>64414505
>>64414513
Rory haters leave.
Patrick Cote title fight:jump up and down, quit
Rory title fight: slowly lay down, wave at ref
GSP final fight: lose to deer meat, hide
Diaz beat GSP 3,4,5
>>64414513
>literally bangs your mom
>>64411824
>faber ditched the surfer look
>Still wearing sandals.
>>64414525
Filtered
reminder
>>64414531
forgot pic
>tfw your browser on Android now hides the address bar so you don't see the red exclamation mark for (You)s
Gutted lads
>>64414536
But when Chris tried the meme kick it went so poorly that his dad had to steal the mic to inform us he still considers Chris his son
>>64414547
>tfw you fuck up so fucking bad that your dad feels the need to tell everyone that he isn't disowning you over it
These young gentlemen come up to you and ask if you have a second to spare to talk about the lord and saviour Jesu Christ.
What do /heem/?
>>64414184
miesha is a brawler, idk maybe she can hug holly for 5 rounds
>>64414547
>>64414563
the team had a slight hiccup. we will be back better than ever. we are no longer accepting new members though.
>>64414567
talk about how great Trump is doing in the election and how much of a better fighter i've become since following Cheesus
deus vult
>>64414570
miesha can at least shoot a double which is why the ufc won't do anything other than ronda rematch after holly struggled with pennington
>but she was "holding back"
I can't let you get close.
>>64414567
>The hairstyles
It's like an N-Sync tribute act
Hey dad, are you still there?
>>64414567
flick my jab, tip my fedora and pull guard
Why are Dana and McGoober so scared of Frankie?
>>64414589
You really think I'm just going to let you not be my son?
What camp should Chad go to when TAM falls apart next year?
>>64414595
They aren't scared of Frankie, they just know that fight does the least amount of buys of any they could make
>>64414601
concentration
>>64414595
Because an Edgar fight is tiny $$$ against a two weight division title fight $$$$$
>>64414595
Frankie who?
Everyone wants that real shit.
NATE
>>64414601
Kings MMA. Cordeiro will turn his career around.
>>64414595
>scared
yeah its that, not fankie being a shit seller
>>64414606
>that real shit
>3 losses in his last 5 fights.
Why dont you guys watch a real sport like boxing?
>>64414589
THIS IS STILL MY BOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNa8W-PlMvY
>>64414595
stfu faggot
>>64414595
Do I make you nervous?
>>64414613
Dad why you do this
>>64414582
>tfw
>>64414611
Don't be scared homie
>>64414595
Because he is not showing signs of a decline, is a bad stylistic matchup for McGregor, has a history of beating guys much bigger than he is, and there is no logical way to deny him a title shot.
>>64414620
Because I love you son, I squirted you out of my penis and I want everyone to know on live television
>>64414627
Frankie pls go
>>64414620
because he's a selfish prick
>>64414633
Get a dog, bro
>>64414615
>has a history of beating guys much bigger than he is
not...really
He lost to Maynard, drew against Maynard, won the final fight, lost to Benson twice and lost to Jose
Those guys had by far the biggest weight advantage over him and he didn't do so well
>>64414641
>lost to benson twice
>lost to Aldo
Lol
>>64414620
Because after Weidman won the title, he yelled "THAT'S MY BOY!" And in his small life in the years after it became the catchphrase he was known for. People probably asked him to say it all the time.
>>64414652
>it became the catchphrase he was known for. People probably asked him to say it all the time.
deluded fanboys and their logic,ladies and gentlemen
>>64414652
Older brother is now the favorite again.
And he has beat up Weidman more than Rockhold
Why isn't his brother the champ?
>>64414595
because half of his 500k purse would go directly to ISIS
Remember that time Weidman got caught in a full mount and he just turtled and absorbed 50+ unanswered strikes?
>>64414657
didn't his older brother play for the NFL or something
>Ask all the doubters to join the team
>Lose
>>64414677
>"I’m the bitch of the family,” Weidman says. His older brother, Charlie, was on his way to the NFL before a knee injury ended his career. “Athletically, I was always in the shadows, and he was always a better athlete than me growing up. He was 250 pounds, ran a 4.5 40, bench-pressed 38 times in the Combine.”
MMM WHATCHA SAY
YEAH THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELL
>>64414704
But is his brother still his dad's boy? I don't think so.
>>64414711
What's next for Aldo? Does he take some time off? Should he chase Conor to 155?
There is going to be a cuck chat today
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/23/10657640/live-chat-ufc-on-fox-17-results-mma-in-2016-and-more
>>64414704
fucking christ
>tfw we'll never see the superior Weidman in the UFC
>>64414745
We will also never see the superior Jones
Feels bad
HE
IS
NO
LONGER
MY
SON
>>64414513
>literally wears cargo shorts
>literally still eats meat
>>64414567
throw an EMP grenade at them
>>64414680
He couldn't bring himself to harm a fellow countryman. He took the fall, like a true patriot.
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/23/10657706/one-championship-bans-weight-cutting-by-dehydration-challenges-ufc-follow-suit-mma
>The new program will introduce "walking-weight" competition by way of multiple weigh-ins, as well as tests before and during fight week, including three hours before an event begins. Hopefully, that will eliminate any dramatic fluctuations on the scale.
>>64414780
>vegetarian
>>64414856
Im not, but shitting on a guy for heeming a horse if you still eat meat is hypocrical.
>>64414360
>why does Nick answer one question with a 10 minute answer
why does a british person spend 5 hours in a thread to ask a 4 second question
>>64414871
dunno mate ask your mum
Nick on the Chael podcast is great
Doesn't read or understand his own contract
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/23/10104676/wanderlei-silva-vows-to-slap-conor-mcgregor-in-the-face
Wanderlei Silva on suicide watch
>>64414889
McGregor will pay for his crimes against Jesus
>>64414863
I've had this debate with you in the past and you're a fucking retard.
Just as a warning in case anyone is interested, he's going to actually to argue that killing an animal in order to consume it for energy and needlessly inflicting pain upon an animal for no reason is the same thing. He's actually retarded.
>>64414888
Doesn't even understand how taxes work dude
>>64414889
lol why cant brazilians just accept that their guy lost? they all comment on his instagram calling him champ
>>64414889
I really dislike Wanderlei Silva.
>>64414922
We don't NEED the energy anymore, the only reason to eat meat ever is because it's tasty, ergo you're hurting an animal not because you have to but because you enjoy the taste of meat. Just because something is ingrained does not mean it's any different from something not moraly ingrained
>>64414934
they are clinging onto the idea that they ran the sport for the past decade and cannot accept that a golden era of anglosphere and european fighters is rising. Aldo is the last seemingly unbeatable Brazilian to be dethroned.
>>64414934
they all watch the PPV's with a yearly delay, they think Aldo just beat Mendes and Conor is just trash talking.
>>64414940
>We don't NEED the energy anymore, the only reason to eat meat ever is because it's tasty, ergo you're hurting an animal not because you have to but because you enjoy the taste of meat
you don't need a couch
you don't need clothes
you don't need a computer or a tablet
you don't need the internet
you don't need to be a fucking idiot
and yet, by your logic, you insist on all of those things because you like them. Godamn are you ever dumb.
>every single thing you do that is not necessary for survival shouldn't be done
>>64414934
Wanderlei is still pretty desperate for attention, too.
>>64414940
could you atleast proxy before you start spewing your crazy shit
>>64414922
So if I claim that I sucked its energy out when I punched it then I'm okay?
Wew, thanks mate.
>>64414863
Thanks breh. But its no use, I'll just live it down.
>>64414961
Buy that logic if I want to punch a horse, then I'm vindicated.
>>64414889
>"How? Everybody saw it was an accident, this a--hole was lucky. And when I meet this guy, for everything he said about Jesus, I will slap this motherf--ker in the face. You can’t do that. You can’t play with our God. When I meet you, raise your hand because you’re getting slapped in the face, you punk."
Doesn't he know Jesus would disapprove of that and preached nonviolence and said to turn the other cheek? It sounds like Islam would be more his speed.
>>64414980
why'd you punch a horse anyway you dip
>>64415009
it was the only way he could make it dismount
>>64415009
I was a drunk dipshit in high-school trying to prove a point we learned in class.
But in my defense, the horse was perfectly fine afterwards and made its way to the sausage factory, and the butchers intact.
prove you're a r wal fight fan. Guess the fighter I am thinking off.
S_GE N_RT_ _ _ TT
Sarah Moras has a lovely bunda
>>64414961
Im not shitting on anyone for eating meat, just like im not shitting on anyone for heemin a horse, you just dodged the main argument, that you're only eating meat because you enjoy it, so at the base line you're hurting an animal, to do something that you enjoy that you don't need to do.
>>64414980
>>64415009
>>64415020
Honestly, I'm more forgiving to someone that claims that they punched an animal for fun because they were a drunk dipshit than I am to someone who claims that the sole reason people eat meat is that they enjoy how it tastes and that it's wrong to do so because of our moral obligations as human beings.
>>64415007
Exactly. He's a roided ape without a filter.
>>64414940
but this is wrong, meat is the only way to get some vitamins
I like how some vegans say that their diet is all natural and shit, but they need to take pills or else they'll lack nutrients. Fucking goofs mate
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3466124/
NEW BREAD
>>64415039
>>64415039
>>64415039
It's new
>>64415034
It's fresh
>>64415034
It's early
>>64415034
>>64415023
nice resolution dipshit
>>64415042
soz bud your too late
>>64413831
How the hell do you even take out RDA at this point.
He's the only guy that stopped Benson and mauled Pettis.
Only Khabib can take that strap. If his knees don't get twisted into the next county by Cain or DC.
>>64414841
is that ferguson
>>64414349
Look at all the shit talk Diaz and Conor have done. None of those will ever live immortal like GSP's one shot line.
Polite and stinging at the same time.
>>64414492
>>64414471
Holy shit, you try standing toe to toe with Robbie I'll-eat-your-face-I-cum-to-violence Lawler.
The real fight fans appreciate ROry's performance and he was on his way to actually winning.
The guy deserves a tremendous amount of respect.
Fuck off back to your WWE bullshit.
>>64415182
Ferguson is on a hot streak. I'd like that fight and could see him at +250 underdog
>>64414601
poor chad
>>64411824
Damn, I should ask him where he gets his hair cut since I'm in the market for a proper barber in Sacramento.
