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>Best of The MMA Hour: Conor McGregor Edition
https://youtu.be/M-YdaHr3Qf8

>200 Days to UFC 200 (199 Days now desu senpai)
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/679444256042307585?s=09

>What Joe Rogan really thinks about commentating for UFC
https://streamable.com/rb2i

>Injured Kelvin Gastelum out of UFC 195
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/22/10655970/injured-kelvin-gastelum-out-of-ufc-195
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I dub this the official thread.
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Get in here and BTFO the American try hard
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Superior thread lad
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Can we have a thread that doesn't involve shitting on weidman or rory?
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Schaub
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>>64415056

Fuck you and your potatos Ireland
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goddamit. i swear it's OPs like this one that will start making me disregard the 500+ thread limit. I could have had a thread going but /heem/ was slow and i wanted the other one to be completely done.

you fucking goofs ruin everything with your bullshit ass memes and wanting to be first. fuck you
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>mfw getting heemed in 13 seconds
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WHEN HOE ZAYS HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS HE WILL KNOW IT'S NOT ALL TALK
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>>64420483

Has she done porn? Will she do porn?
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>>64420483
Fuck you for stealing the last one even though I posted first
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>>64420483
You could just post all the news and upcoming events shit in the thread anyways man
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>>64415039

Go to bed
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>>64415039
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Fronkie has just spent the past 10+ minutes firing shots at McGoober.
How does that fight go /heem/?
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>>64420572
Holy fuck the Conor fight is over just shut the fuck up about him for once
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>>64420572

Depends on whether Frankie lets McGoober get to him or not. If McGoober's mind games work and Frankie goes after him mad and stays on his feet then McGoober out strikes him and wins it. If Frankie is smart enough to stick to a gameplan then he could win by taking Conor down and keeping him there.
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>>64420594
>Holy fuck the Conor fight is over just shut the fuck up about him for once
Never.
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>>64420511
Yeah, but this thread was inferior. Now it's all we have though (unless someone else wants to make another one).
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>>64420594
'no'
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>>64420594

Alright fine, let's talk about some Australian fighters for a change

Like uhh...

You know...

.....

...........................................
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>>64420572
https://twitter.com/FrankieEdgar
meant to post this, read his most recent tweets
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>>64420572
Healthwise, Conor and Fronkie could both be fighting already. They took zero damage in their last fights.
Too bad we'll have to ride another 6 months+ of hype and bullshit before it gets to it.
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>>64420483
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>>64420594
>let's wait for a contender to appear
>le active champion
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>>64415039


>Average Swedish family.png
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>I'll face him at heavy weight if he agrees to fight me

C'mon, Frankie. Where's the humility
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>>64420553
>imperial units
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>>64420664
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>>64420553
kek
I was waiting for this.

Never learn, /sp/.
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>>64420673

HUMILITY GOES OUT THE WINDOW WHEN YOU AFTER THAT RED PANTY NIGHT
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/23/10662324/gleison-tibau-failed-in-competition-usada-test-at-ufc-fight-night-77

>Tibau pissed hot for EPO on fight night
>Remembering all the times Rogan said it was so unusual for such a muscular guy to not have massive cardio problems
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Read that Ibrahimovic would've gone into MMA if he wasn't so successful at divegrass.

At least Sweden would have 2 good fighters.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvGzEc6_73Y

>yfw Nate pulls all this on McGoobs
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>>64420818

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgyJR-1LYvE
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Post your favorite in octagon memes.
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>>64420850
>Octagon
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>>64420829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsSgz1phlXE
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Why the fuck hasn't a fight with McGregor been made yet, lads? I can't wait 6 months to see him fight and build up a fight again.
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>>64420850
https://youtu.be/C99SZRbw50E
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>>64420850
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>>64420653
Is that Guy Fieri?
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Nice and flowey
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>>64420788

Top roidhead
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PLAY WITH HIM ARTEM
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>>64420899
dat precision
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>>64421346
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>>64421346

Most one sided fight of the year? (that wasn't an immediate KO)
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>>64421379
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>>64421407
>>64421407
Early stoppage. Chad was clearly going for a takedown.
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>>64420629
Kyle Noke
Broke a guy's rib with a front kick
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>>64421283
BE FIRST ARTEM
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Star Wars was shit, /heem/. The good reviews are all lies.
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>>64421535

The most disappointing part was that they made a girl the protagonist and not the black guy
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>>64421575
Uh no. Youre just a mad little bitch that hates women cause youre ugly and a virgin. Probably one of those dumb losers that whined about Mad Max, huh?

The black guy was a stupid character also. hurr I'll just decide not to be a storm trooper, oh look no one cares enough to keep an eye on this super important prisoner, I'll just help him escape. The whole movie was stupid.
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>>64420493
Someone please answer this.
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>People care about nerd shit like star wars
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>>64421535
was it actually shit or just meh? or uh better or worse than the first jj abrams trek (which was shit imo).
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Wanderlei vs Henderson in Pride is a war folks
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>>64421469


>you will never watch roided out heavyweights trying to kill eachother under Pride rules again
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>>64421660

It was a good movie. It's at the very least worth the price of watching it in theaters.
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>>64421660
If you thought star trek was shit, you'll think this is shit too. The story relies on coincidences and things like the fact that a huge space station 10x the size of the death star doesnt have video surveillance.
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>>64421671
Rizin's HW tournament is in like five days dude
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>>64421630

Dude calm down with that projecting. John Boyega is a great actor who I loved from Attack the Block and I was hyped to see him holding a saber in the trailers. So of course I was disappointed when he wasn't the hero of the story but a supporting character to the hero. Still a good movie though.

Also fuck you retard.
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>>64421675
No one listen to this liar.
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All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.

>Brock
Wwe meme

>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue

>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme

>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers

>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard

>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme

>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
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>>64421675

Universal Studios pls go
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>>64421697

Name a good movie from the past year then.
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>>64421702
is this the new Why are all the best LW's Asian or part-Asian?
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>>64421708
Easy. Creed.
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>>64421714

>expecting anything different from /sp/

I guess I'm the retard guys
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>>64421708

Mad Max meme road
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>>64421535
Just watched it afterone of the faggots from RLM said he loved it.

I like how the plot is full of "convenient" moments, hey we need to look for out captive friend, *look at a window* hey there he is. Just sloppy writing I guess.

I wouldn't say it's shit but it's really meh.
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You now remember that UFC 193 promo with babby Holly and babby Ronda and bootleg Herb complete with dreadlocks.
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>>64421780
You now remember the "#rouseyrevolution" commercials playing before the fight
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>>64421691

do they even allow knees on the ground?
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>>64421827
Yes, they do.
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>>64421951

How many of those people do you think aren't pumped to the gills with steroids?
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>>64421977
Baruto
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>>64421708
mad max
sicario
ex machina
the lobster
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>>64421951
>Tsuyoshi Kohsaka vs James Thompson

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Rewatching the GO BIG press conference. 2015 couldn't have worked out more perfectly. McGregor is a fucking prophet.
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>>64421986
>mad max
>dat barely existent plot

I sat in the theater just waiting for an explanation on what was going on for half the movie.
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>its a UFC is too cheap to pay for music rights so they just play generic rock garbage over fighters entrances episode
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>>64422115
that shit is the worst thing about Fight Pass
Shogun's bargain bucket trance overdub they put on for UFC 97 disgusted me, I shut the video off
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>>64422115
Pride was even worse, they outright cut out the entrances. I've never seen Wanderlei or CroCop's famed walkouts because of that shit.
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>>64422108

Holy fuck, you must be incredibly unintelligent then.

Max was trying to escape Immortan Joe. Furiosa was trying to free Immortan Joe's harem. They crossed paths.

It's THAT simple. Do you spar/fight? You might need to go to a specialist and get looked at for CTE.
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>>64422136
Blame the tape-delayed American broadcast for that
I asked the UFC to put up the Japanese broadcasts of Pride because of how good they were and they told me they didn't have the rights :(
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>>64422108
the plot was extremely thin. that said, the movie didn't suffer for it and it was perfectly clear what was going on.
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>>64422115
Thats literally every episode, though.

I agree it's shit, but it's not entirely on zuffa. I dont think artists like Rhianna and Jay Z are giving away licensing rights in exchange for fight kits.
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>>64422027
why would a 45 year old that hasnt fought in 10 years take a fight against a guy that has like 40lbs on him
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>>64422193

i agree, but they should have it for main events

imagine watching conors entrance from 194 with some shitty generic rock instrumental playing
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Unreal watching Weidman vs. Rockhold then watching how quickly Herb stopped Mendes vs. Mcgregor. I'm mad again.
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>>64422227
Dean is the most overrated ref of all time
2nd worst only next to Yamasucky
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>>64422227

Unreal the discrepancy between how much you think you know about fighting and how much you know about fighting

Heem urself, my man
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>>64422223
Personally I think Conor's walkout is dumb and forced. I cant understand what the irish slag is singing and ive always been more of a west coast rap guy.

It is what it is. It's not like every modern zuffa ppv isnt readily available via piracy.
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>>64422176

Point being that the plot was too simple. Not that it was confusing ya goof.
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>>64422265
Kick in the Door is just a way better walkout song. Frankie's entrance is great, McGregor's >le crazy leprechaun eyes are corny.
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>>64422227
Not to mention that Mendes vs McGregor was about 10 seconds away from the 3rd round, when Herb stopped it
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>>64422274

If it was simple then why did you require explanation?

Face it, either you're too dumb to understand the movie or you're too dumb to properly convey that you understood the movie but thought that it was simple.

Either way, the solution is to heem yourself out of the gene pool.
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>>64422115
at least they aren't WSOF and make the fighters come out to generic rock music AKA rocktagon
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>>64422290

>telling the wrong guy on the internet to kill himself

Kill yourself
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>>64422285
I think it was literally three seconds IIRC
man fuck Dirty Herb
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>>64422290
kek, owned
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>>64422303

You said "point being," implying that you were clarifying the point of the poster I was responding too.

Honestly, you're proving yourself less and less intelligent with each post. Just kill yourself before it gets out of hand.
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Damn we got another fag stealing /heem/ memes and posting them on leddit. This pathetic loser is actually a mod of /r/4chan!
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>>64422248

zzzzzz
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>>64422312

Would it make you feel better if I said I was wrong because I misread the first guy's post and thought you had missed the point? Would that make you less angry? I'm sorry internet stranger who gets too mad at things. I'm real sorry
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>>64422176
>>64422176
Well obviously you autist, but that's literally all there was for 2 hours

Aside from the barren plot points there were just some questionable choices made, like when Furisoa and those old hags were traveling directly away from Max but he somehow catches up to them, then easily convinces them to reverse their direction and come back with him. It was a 60 second conversation that completely changed what they were doing
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>>64422350
go read a warhammer novel you fucking nerd
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Speaking of Mad Max, Warrior was a pretty great movie huh?
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>>64422350
Because he was right and they realized he had the better plan.
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I can't let you get close.
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>>64422364
2bh I didnt think it was all that great. The Fighter came out around the same time and that movie was WAY better.
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>>64422373
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>>64422374
I reckon it had the best fights I've seen in a MMA movie (apart from The Philly Kid which is a great MMA movie and you should all check it out). Too many others have fights filled with spinning shit and suplexes going a mile a minute.
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How many of you goofs are getting UFC 2 so I can heem you virtually?
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>>64422405

Related but thoughts on Kingdom? Just finished the first season a day ago and I've been enjoying it plus it's always fun to see a UFC guy make a cameo. The fighting is a little over the top imo but not the worst I've seen.
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>>64422426

>buying an EA product
>being this fucking stupid
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>>64422434

>being poor
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>>64422405
I only saw it once in the theater and the fight scenes dont really stand out in my memory. I just remember Kurt Angle.

>>64422427
Yes there are like 3 of us that are caught up. Season 1 was great. I didnt think season 2 was as good as 3. In fact I'm not even sure I'm gonna keep watching when it comes back on.
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>>64422426
Do you have the current EA UFC? What platform?
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>>64422364
Im a huge Tom hardy fan so I especially appreciated it. His ability to pull off accents seamlessly is mind-boggling.

Good film. My first real exposure to anything mma related, believe it or not.
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>>64422445
>I didnt think season 2 was as good as 3.

Meant to say as good as 1.
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>>64422458

I don't actually, but I do own the boxing game from a few years back on PS3 and I do enjoy it.
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Does anyone remember when forest griffin got rekt and ran out the cage? and dana had to chase after him? remember?
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Do I make you nervous?

>if I make you nervous buy a dog, bro

[brought to you by text on photo]
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>>64422486
He didnt get rekt, he won the decision but was such a moron he thought he lost. Then he came back in the cage and shit all over tito.
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>>64422500
he ran away when silva knocked him out
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>>64422500

he ran out when anderson HEEMED him
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>>64422580
When he beat Tito too, he ran way then tried to conduct his own interview
Griffin was an embarassing shit
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>>64422568
Is nothing sacred anymore?
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If they add all the new weight classes, should they just rename all of them? It's more marketable to say Conor is a welter
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>>64422591
seriously that was awkward for everyone watching
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>>64420850
I had a dream that Werdum was offering to teach chicks BJJ

One of them was a Brazilian chick I knew

I had to walk right in front of them to get by them for some reason and muttered "Sambo"

Odd dream, I was just trying to get coffee and Werdum submitted Fedor so my comment was unwarranted
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>>64422617
What new weight classes? They've pretty much got all of the men's ones that aren't for freaks of nature (Super heavyweight, men's strawweight)
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guys, I just had a random thought.

When someone is going for an armbar attempt, do they go all out right away and try to rip the arm off or do they usually ease into it to give the opponent chance to tap?

Or does it depend on the fighter, because I remember Rousey being particularly brutal with hers.
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>>64422669
They would be:

115, 125, 135, 145, 155, 165, 175, 185, 195, 205, 225, 265 (heavyweight) and super heavyweight. The 170-pound division would be abolished.
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>>64421346
>>64421379

Is Jon Kavanagh the memeiest coach? Or do you think King Edmund still holds the crown?
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>>64422689
yeah nah let's not have a million weight classes plz
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>>64422685
They're going all out cause the person they're armbaring is going all out trying to defend against it

Maybe they pause when it's practically over, so that their opponent feels that they got them and give them a chance to tap out, but I'm pretty sure more of the dudes are bloodthirstier than that
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>>64422528

LMAO wtf is this
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>>64422705
Why not?
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>>64422733
Because there should only be 2

< 200
205 >
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>>64422733
A lot less fights to make that way
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>>64422689

bring back WEC and have anything under 165 fight there
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>>64422756
I mean, the amount of fighters isn't gonna change.
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>>64422705
They can choose to just skip some - no one wants to dilute current MW or LHW. The lighter weights aren't that light in comparison to other sports.
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>>64422776
Gareth A Davies here. I wouldn't be so sure.
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>>64422776
Not the total number but there'd be less people in each weight class
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>>64422799
There'd also be a LOT more potential for superfights and multibelt champs if that was allowed.
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>>64422799
But... more weight classes in total? So the amount stays roughly equal?
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>>64422689
>mens 115

pls no
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>>64422911

>Verne Troyer is a MUNSTER Mike.
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>>64421711

>brings up maymays since he can't dispute points made

cuck
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>>64422911
asianweight will make Goldberg overdose trying to pronounce the names
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>>64421977

Bob Sapp
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>>64422689
That would be awful. Who would care if someone was the champion of a six man division?
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>>64423066
>Unironically being ironic
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>>64423066
>still trying to bait people into a response
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>>64422689
>mens 115
"And another great fight is our main event: The UFC Strawweight Title Fight between Dejdamrong Sor Amnuaysirichoke and Bingbimbap Wu Hitmonleechai. This is a fight that's been brewing for ages, right Joe?"
>"that's right Goldie, Amnuaysirichoke is a MONSTER"
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>>64423152

>greentexting

>>64423161

>implying I'm baiting
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>>64423186
Damnyou'rewrong actually is really good
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>>64422792
Go cut your hair old man. Long hair don't care (about your articles)
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>>64423186
>fought under global MMA rules
>flyweights can't kick that hard, right?
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Any manlets itt? Do you think life would actually be better if you were taller? If so, I'm here to let you know that that is not true. It's a myth. Taller people only enjoy being able to reach higher things. And perhaps some egotistical taller people enjoy being able to literally look down on others. But that's about it. It's not like I'm making more money or some shit for being tall.
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>>64423323
Tall people get paid more.

It's a fact.
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>>64423323
>>64423342
what he said. plus you're self-selected out of a larger portion of the pussy pool by height cutoffs
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>>64423323

As a tall person, this is total horseshit. Girls love tall guys, and they make it known. I feel great every time a grandma at the grocery store asks to "borrow me for a second" to reach something or help carry something. Plus, if I ever got in a street fight with one of you fucking manlets, it doesn't matter how jacked you are - I will frustrate you at range and when you shoot for a clinch or a takedown I will use my lank arms to sink in a nasty D'arce choke and sleepy you.

I could go on and on, but my dog needs a walk.
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>>64423323
You sound pretty pathetic.
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>>64423323
Clearly you don't realize how much women despise short men. It's actually pretty pathetic on their part, they are basically mentally 13 years old forever
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>>64423362
Damn, you sound so cool bro.
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Feels good to be considered average in every respect of life.
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>>64423323
Goddamn this is good pasta. Good job lad. I bet this is what manlet's really believe too.
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https://youtu.be/Tw-B9bseayE
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>>64423362
This.

If you're under 6 foot why even be alive.
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>>64423342
I'm not getting paid more m8, at least not that I know of. I'm a webdev if that makes a difference.
>>64423362
>I feel great every time a grandma at the grocery store asks to "borrow me for a second"
not gonna lie i like when people pretend to need my help too.
>>64423373
>Clearly you don't realize how much women despise short men.
I have a short friend (5'5) who does decently with women
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>>64423411
>I have a short friend (5'5) who does decently with women

Doubtful.

Even if that were true, he would get a lot more if he was normal to tall sized.
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>>64423431
Well, he has something to make up for his height. He's a really good rapper and producer. I forgot about that when I mentioned it.
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>>64423442
>He's a really good rapper and producer

Oh a nigger.

That changes his odds slightly then.
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>>64423452
Nah, he's Puerto Rican and White.
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>>64423409
>>64423362
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>>64423458

>herbdeanrefsastreetfight.webm
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>>64423442
Is your friend Tensnacks?

>>64423405
I like it. Better than the Jones one. Also does anyone remember a commercial with Sonnen beating up some guy who was asleep telling him wake up early to watch the fights? It may have been for a Macau card.
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>>64423362
>tfw 6'2" and my best friend from childhood is 5'6"
>I disregard females while he gets btfo constantly despite being one of the best men I have ever known, and we'll above average in every category except height
>used up do nothing bitches actually think they are better than him in any way whatsoever
>I have to watch him get depressed over it and he just won't listen to me when I tell him they are inferior

I'm so glad I'm gay. Women are disgusting half humans
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>>64423458
You can't just put a video of some small homie beating a bitch ass mark to prove a point.
I have seen a bunch of small guys beat big guys and vice versa.
Just saying.
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>>64423479
>I'm so glad I'm gay

Well that took an unexpected turn
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>>64423494
fucking faggot
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>>64423479
>half humans
Majority but there are some diamonds in the ruff.
>I am gay
Well your choice.
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https://youtu.be/Dsd1wCEItKw

>you will witness the second fight between the GOAT and DC in the next year
>jones is going to come back even more motivated than the first fight in his giga nigga mode
>he's probably going to finish DC since he already outgrinded him the first time and he needs to make a statement for his UFC return and to really solidify his place as the p4p GOAT

Holy shit lads I don't think the world is ready for this jones
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https://youtu.be/b5EdgislDCQ
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>>64423557
Everyone's talking about Jones' new muscle like it's anything but fucking with the formula
I don't understand why you all think big musclez mean that he's going to actually finish people now
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>>64423557
>did i just let you talk?
Based as fuck tbqh. A lot of people would have given in and let DC overwhelm
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>>64420899
Shit makes me wince every time I see it. That kick is right to the solar plexus.
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>>64423552
>9 out of ten of themy are basically dogs b-but there are good ones!

Yeah no doubt, but that doesn't change the fact that the VAST majority are utterly shit tier 'humans'

And you can't even begin to deny that giving them political influence has essentially ruined society. We gave children the keys to a sports car and said have fun
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>>64423569
this desu
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>>64422507
>>64422516
>>64422528
sav'd
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>>64423569

He is stronger and his muscles have more endurance

Fat boy DC will literally die in the octagon
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>>64420899
Kick was nothing, Vitor just wanted to pull guard all night.
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>>64422548
>>64422580
No shit. You guys are fucking stupid.
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>>64423458
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>>64423458
I gotta say, I love manlet vs lanklet fights. I dont even care who wins them.
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>>64422548
>>64422580

Did you two dogshit morons really not know about the two times he ran out? You thought it was just the anderson fight??? lol whats it like being so DUMB?
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>>64423607

Love to test your chin lad
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>>64423605
>kick was nothing

Google 'solar plexus' and then feel like an idiot. Literally one of the worst places to get hit and JBJ nailed him with a kick right in that spot.
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>>64423557
http://youtu.be/3BT1zrUnuKw

Hope there is more of this
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>>64423643
Right with his heel too. Even CheaTRTor's elevated levels of True Revival Touch couldn't protect him from that.

>vitor-belfort-no-known-weaknesses.jpg
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>>64423643
The fight was staged anyway. Bones Jones was scheduled to fight Lesnar once he was cured of his "diverticulitis" and come back for an ultimate tag-team with The Rock and The Undertaker. Financial disruptions happened though after Bones refused to sign the contract, leading to CM Punk trying to be the next headliner. Mazzagatti was also planning to get in on the action with the first fight where a referee comes out of nowhere and claims the belt but The Iceman said he would come out of retirement if that happened, and so the Dom postponed that plan for the later Dean-Weidman megafight at the upcoming WrestleMania.
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>>64420899
Why is the Solar Plexus so vunerable?
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>>64423678

With the stipulation that if Weidman loses, he no longer has a father
>>
THERES THAT OBLIQUE KICK AGAIN
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w3ejgfCewA

If you don't support those Stockton boys you're literally a cuck.
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>>64423682
nerve bundle
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>>64423701
Nick's cool but Nate is a fag
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>>64422580
does anyone have a webm of anderson dodging all his punches, thats my favorite shit of all time
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>>64422698
john kavanagh is the most pretentious man in sports
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>>64423701

MOFUGGA MOFUGGA YOU KNOW WHAMSAYIN? MOFUGGA
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>>64423712
shutup bitch
>>
If you were watching UFC and then suddenly
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2YP4A7RAeI ) and the lights went out and when they came back on and he appeared in the octagon and chokeslamed the fighters, how would you react?
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>>64423323
Mighty Mouse and Bones have fought the best in their division but everyone hates Mighty Mouse and jones got a Gatorade and Nike sponsor

Also Jon Jones has a ton of illegitimate children and DJ seems to actually like his coal burner
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>>64423720
fuck off with your gayness
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>>64423712
punk bitch
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>>64423720
Fuck off
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>>64423720
I would probably run to the nearest computer and renew my fightpass subscription and order the new ufcwwe hotdog brander to replace my old one
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>>64423720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdhkIgsK7Dk
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>>64423701
GOAT
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>>64423739
This. Wish it happened during Lobov-Hall

JUST KIDDING WHAT AN INCREDIBLE DISPLAY I WISH EVERY FIGHT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND IMAGINATION BEYONDING
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>>64423720
would mark out. wwe and ufc need to come together. imagine brock lesnar in ufc
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>>64423701
why are they so based bros? what does dana fear them so much?
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>>64423762
>why are they so based bros?

The only people I can see considering the Diaz brothers to be "based" are either pot heads like them or teenagers who listen to Eminem.
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>>64423780
Dont smoke pot, dont listen to Eminem, not a teenager, Diaz bros are my favourite active UFC fighters
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>WHER YOU AT MCGREGOR?!? WHERE YOU AT MOTHERFUCKER?!"
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>>64423781

You're all those things mentally.
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>>64423688
Shut up, bitch. Youre trash and no one here like you.

Australia: the nation of shit
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>>64423720
Back to /asp/ you pathetic loser
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>>64422222
nice get
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>>64423800
leave australia alone senpai. we were only 'avin a chuckle
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>>64423780
I'm not a huge fan of the Diaz brothers but i can see their appeal. It isn't completely an "edgy" appeal but just a general sense of hyping people up to watch them fight. Plus they do bring that raw hoodlum type of fighng style.

Where i grew up (in the hood) a lot of giys scrapped while taking shit to each other. I remember this one guy kept saying, "yeah that's why i fucked your sister, bitch!" while he was fighting. Keks were had all around
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>>64423812
Nah. Australia is the new canada. The country no one likes that doesnt know that hes not wanted.
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>>64423780
Literally all of their fights are entertaining. You're trying way too hard to not like them if you think only edgy teenagers dig them.
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>>64423817
MY FUCKING DICK
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>>64423820
did you get cucked by an aussie or something m8? why so angry
>>
>We will NEVER see this again

FUCK JOE ROGAN
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>>64423846

>You're trying way too hard to not like them if you think only edgy teenagers dig them.

Sure think edge boy. I actually enjoy skilled fighters who know what footwork and movement is and don't have terrible records because, "LOL CAME TO THROW DOWN MOFUGGA"
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>>64423643
It's a fight, the shots hurt. Vitor went to the floor because he wanted to pull guard. Vitor has pulled guard constantly in multiple fights.
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>>64423875
This you guys are all casuals

Personally the only fights I've ever enjoyed were Sinosic vs Sakara and Swick vs Hardy if you've ever wanted an interesting fight you're casual as fuck and need to stick to FOOTBALL
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>>64423889
>It's a fight, the shots hurt.

Don't try to dance around the fact that you tried to argue that a kick to the solar plexus is nothing. You are an idiot and you should feel bad about what you said.
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>>64423927
That's right, it was nothing. A fighter not looking to pull guard wouldn't have done anything.
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>>64423938
Apart from collapse to the ground in pain you mean
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>>64423697
OHH HE'S HURT!!!
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>>64423941
Did anyone tell this lady that her dress is see-through? It would be very embarrassing if she were to go out in public without knowing that.
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>>64423930
Too bad she's a level 11 attention whore. No matter how fine a chick is that shit gets old realllly fast
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>>64423941
who? She''s beautiful
>>
>>64423941
this is haram
>>
ill become a fan of the diaz bros when they throw a punch that can actually hurt the opponent
>>
WHAH HAPPEN TO YOU USA?
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>>64423982
Fucking this.

I bet you casuals like mayweather

You know who my favorite fighter is? Rulon Gardner.
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>>64423569
>>64423589
Doesn't necessary mean he'll finish people, but unless the increased muscle mass causes problems with him cutting weight then why would it be bad for him?
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>>64423992
Because he'll be stronger
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>>64423982
last i checked the goal was to win, not to punch hard.
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>>64423982

This.
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>>64423943
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>>64424001
Only half of his wins are knockouts

Win or lose he hits like a bitch
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>>64424008
That means he's knocked out 13 people dude
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>>64424008
>he hits like a bitch
so what lol as long you win it doesn't matter how hard you punch
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goodnight /heem/
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>YOU NOW REMEMBER VITOR BELFORT ALMOST SUBMITTING JON JONES IN A MINUTE AND 30 SECONDS
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>>64424001

conor took bombs from chad and moved unfazed

he will have 5 rounds to KO nate and will fucking murder him if they fight

dey cant take de right hand
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>>64424022
*left hand
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>>64423720
I would be pretty excited desu. If it were the Texas Rattlesnake, however, and he pulled a Stone Cold Stunner on Big John McCarthy, I would flip my shit.
>>
Fighters with "wins" over Nick Diaz:

KJ Noons
Joe RIGGED
CONdit
Karo "hits like a bitch" Parysian
Hironaka
GREASE SAINT PIERROIDS
Sean "try not to fight and swing at nothing" Shrek
Diego "reality star" Sanchez

Oh oops too much truth?
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>hating on the diaz bros
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>>64424013
>>64424014
No shit plus he fights the hitters

Motherfuckers think he doesn't hit hard? Ask your champ and the runner he's fighting
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>>64424034

What's your point?
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>>64424042

>dickriding the diaz bros cause they cuss a lot
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>>64424045
My point is those are some fake ass wins every single one
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>>64424034
>Joe RIGGED
>Karo "hits like a bitch" Parysian
>Sean "try not to fight and swing at nothing" Shrek
>Diego "reality star" Sanchez
all these were either draws or wins for Nick, as someone who's actually watched them
>>
who would win: eddie bravo or joe rogan?
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>>64424052
Did you see the KJ Noons bullshit?
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>>64424059
Nick's face was fucked up but it certainly wasn't stoppage worthy.
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>>64423720
7 foot old man grabs fighter by the neck, if they are over 145 lbs they go nowhere, if they are brazilian they pull guard and break the shitty arm for them.

tries to chokeslam yoel, yoel grabs taker's glove and shows what kennedy-sempai has taught him about jesus and america
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>>64424067
Only person who ever legitimately beat Nick was Jeremy Jackson but he got his
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>>64424058
I think Eddie probably brings Joe to the ground and rubber guard his ass

If Joe can keep it standing which he might, he wins with his meme kicks
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>>64424069
>he thinks it's possible to beat taker
lmao only reason lesnar won was because he low blow'd him.
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>>64424075
Jackson hit him a fuckload of times en route to the stoppage, Nick has one of the ATG chins
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>>64424076
Rubber guard is a bitch ass stall technique and tenth planet JiuJitsu is a tier 5 school

Caesar Gracie is best ask anyone
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>Vitor /heems/ Rockhold even quicker in their 2nd fight

Are you guys ready for it?
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>>64424079
CM Punk is undefeated in the UFC. I'm sure if he had a full camp and made weight The Undertaker would be KO'd stiff in the first round.
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>>64424100
CM Punk vs Nate comain Frankie killing hype
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>>64424100
punk is a bitch anyone could beat him. especially taker.
>>
Seriously if Nate doesn't get Connor he should get CM Bitch or just wait for something else
>>
https://youtu.be/7OrDufcwoqg
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>>64423982
You mean like that time where Nick knocked out the current WW champion with his punches?
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>>64424172
can you fucking believe that was almost 12 years ago now? The fact that Robbie is now a champ is mind blowing..
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Did you guys see this? Some random woman pulls over and starts accusing two BJJ guys from American Top Team of being terrorists(and fags, and pedos and whatnot).

http://www.bjjee.com/videos/crazy-woman-accuses-2-bjj-practitioners-from-att-of-being-terrorists/

>land of the free/10
>>
... Emanuel Yarbrough, the largest MMA fighter in its history. At one time, he was listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's largest athlete.
>>
>McGregor goes up to 155 to fight RDA
>loses
>fights against Frankie at 145
>loses his belt
>on the verge of bankruptcy
>finally accepts fight against Nate Diaz after ducking him for months
>Gets the Stockton slap in front of millions and loses
>loses to Porier in the rematch at 155
>gets cut from the UFC
>goes to bellator
>cucked will brooks
>loses to Dave rickels
>Ireland really loved Duffy all along
>>
>>64424172

one of the worst stoppages of all time, robbie was fine
>>
>>64424263

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRbbQOO6hjg

That's a pretty legit KO. No idea what you're talking about.
>>
>>64424276
>calling fights off of a knockdown should be common, after all god forbid a professional FIGHTER get hurt
>>
>>64424276
No, you see it's hard for him to bandwagon Robbie when theres a fight out there where he was clowned and ended up stumbling around the cage concussed.
>>
>>64424293
>God forbid a knockout occur and protocol be followed
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>>64424276

>robbie takes bombs from rory
>doesnt get KOd
>gets caught with a glancing counter from nate "pillow hands" diaz
>fight is stopped
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>>64424334
Calling bait.
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>>64424334
>Robbie gets knocked out
>shitty country talks shit on nick
>Rory who has like three KOs quits like bitch
>shitty country worships him

Casual whore
>>
anyone else think that Tibau was framed by the UFC because he is a nightmare match up for McGregor?
>>
>>64424352
No but I believe Nate Diaz beat MacDonald and that anyone who has been knocked out by Condit isn't legit
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>>64424293
>>64424334
This is almost certainly bait but I'll respond anyway

>Lawler gets caught
>legs give out, falls to the floor
>ref stops it
>tries to get up to protest, falls forward onto the mat
>tries to get up again
>still doesn't have balance, stumbles backwards until his back hits the cage

Nah but he was fine, you're right
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How fucking Jelly are you that I got to sit on the Iron Throne and hang out with King Conor and Dana and you didn't? Conor literally said to me when I was sitting on the throne that I was the true King, the real yung grilla, and that I could heem anyone on 4chan and him.
>>
Official best fighters in history of Australia

Katsidis
Sinosic
Perosh
Sotiropolis
Te Huna

What a storied history of jobbers
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>>64424334
Rory has bitch punches
Nick hits super hard and catches guys walking into his shots, ask Zaromskis how he got flawed by a little check hook
>>
>>64424400
Robert Whitacker
>>
Q:will an Australian ever win the ufc belt
A: no

Q:are they alcoholic
A:yes

Q:poor guys
A:fuck them
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>>64424400
nigga you better not be hating on the king of rock and rumble
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>>64424400
>Katsidis
greek
>Sinosic
slav
>Perosh
islander
>Sotiropolis
greek
>Te Huna
islander

its france all over again
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>>64424424
I never realized how shitty Jeremy Horn was until that fight
>>
>>64424433
>>Sinosic
>slav
>>Perosh
>islander

They are both Croatian tho.
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>>64424433
Are you saying...Australia...never produced a noteworthy fighter?!

Sydney Olympics were shit as well worst opening ceremony of all time
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>>64424438
>croatian
>not slav
and about perosh I was not sure so I made up something
>>
>>64420572
http://severemma.com/2015/12/frankie-edgars-manager-accidentally-gives-the-twitter-game-away/

Lol
>>
Would Blake Griffin heem Sage?
>>
>>64424418

lel, stay mad kid. keep living your life vicariously through da stockton bois lel 420 dud weed

fucking kid, go to bed punk
>>
>>64424450
Yeah, they took up catolicism so we kicked them out of the club. Just like the Polacks.
>>
>>64424424
>mfw he got a title shot vs tito when his record was 4-3

>the city of old ufc
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>>64424416

New Zealander
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>>64424457
Bro you have no choice but live vicariously through a non Australian LMAO whore
>>
>>64424470
get fucked m8 Hunto, Whitaker and Russell Crowe are ours now
>>
>>64424485
What promising careers heh
>>
>>64424465
I like it, these days Anderson would toil on the prelims for five years before he got a title shot
>>
>>64424489
Two top ten ranked fighters and an actor who needs a wikipedia page to list all of his awards?
I suppose they really are good careers!
>>
>>64424490
>I preferred when fighters got a title shot after knocking out Chris leben

casual whore
>>
>>64424495
New Zealand surely is superior to Austrailia
>>
>>64424499
He was on a five fight win streak at the time dude
>>
>>64424506
I guess that's why they left eh?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8kfzjFbvuE

NEW CRUZ
NEW CRUZ
NEW CRUZ
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>>64424499
the fact he won the title proved he deserved the shot. it should be about how good you are not how many fights youve had. if they can spot a special talent he should be fast tracked
>>
>>64424495
> Whitaker

Can. Kyle Noke could even beat that guy.
>>
>>64424508
>losing to Okami
>getting DOMINATED start to finish in every position by The Pirhana before the submission
>>
>>64424515
to the U.S.?
>>
>>64424400

forgetting hector lombard
>>
>>64424527
I was talking about Chris Leben
I'm not the Aussie from earlier so you can stop trying to bait me because your arse is still sore dude
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>>64424538
Cheeky lad

You know who doesn't do steroids? Nate Diaz
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>>64424519
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>>64424539
>facts are bait
>>
>>64424519
he looks fat
bet the haus on Dilly
>>
Belts by nation

USA:6
Brazil:2
Poland:1
Ireland:1
Australia:0 ever not even close haha
>>
>>64420511
You didn't make your thread first though
>>
Watching Royce trying to work the pads is just plain humiliating.

I hope to god that Shamrock goes Matt-Hughes on his ass and permaheem's him.

>good job Coker, you got me excited.
>>
>>64424519

I love Cruz but his fucking shoulders man, holy fuck I can never get over them. Fucking tiny frame.
>>
>Not bad for scum
What did he mean by this?
Serious question.
>>
>>64424573
nigga is 5'9 fights at 135lb what do you expect

igor vovchanchyn is 5'9 also and fought at heavyweight
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>>64424573
his head looks enormous
>>
>>64424542
You know who is gonna get put into a coma when they fight Conor McGregor? Nate Diaz.
>>
>>64424577

I don't know what to expect. I can't get my fucking delts to grow for SHIT and I'm still twice as wide.
>>
>>64424585
>frame size is limited by delt size
lmao you dum
>>
>>64424584
You know that CONor is scared of Nate
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>>64424574
That he (and Firas) are scum and the accommodations of the hotel are fitting or better than the average standards of "scum".
>>
>>64424614
No, he isn't. Nate is a fucking scrub and Conor would destroy him if he fought.
>>
>>64424567

why so mad, fat fuck?
>>
>>64424635
You've mentally broken him. He's been trying to meme on Australia all day.
>>
>>64424635
>>64424640
Just facts lads
>>
>>64424257
if he lost to human highlight reel Rickels that would be the end of everything.
>>
>>64424666
>Mr Robot
kek why did I not think of that
>>
>>64424597

Never said or implied that, but width is definitionally frame + delt size.

It's ok, imbecile, at least you're tall right? LMAO
>>
>lying in bed meditating on the last Joe Rogan Experience
>mom walks in and tells me to stop "sleeping" because I'm late for school
>patiently remind her that I don't sleep... I just dream
>she abruptly opens the curtains and walks out
>light up a cigarette and walk slowly to my JiuJitsu lesson
>slide into my seat at the back of the class
>they are discussing the rubber guard
>I loudly announce that they're all racing towards a red light
>teacher asks if I can understand how the belief in the rubberguard might provide solace for some people
>I tell him that fairytales aren't good for anybody
>he asks why I begrudge people the right to their own personal beliefs
>ask him "They gotta get together and tell each other stories that violate every law of the universe just to get through the goddamned day? What's that say about their reality?"
>"You haven't answered the question, Anon."
>"Then start asking the right fucking questions."
>tired of his low IQ, I take a beer out of my bag and crack it open
>"What are you doing?" he stammers
>"It's Thursday and it's past noon. On Thursdays I start drinking at noon. You don't get to interrupt that."
>he tries to confiscate my beer but I catch him in an arm lock
>he becomes vexed and slaps me around the back of my head
>I look him straight in the eye and tell him that prison is real fuckin' hard on people who hurt kids
>add "If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself."
>silently walk out of class, pausing briefly at the door to give God the finger
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>>64424708
I chuckled
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>>64424734
What happen to you Cuba? Go, go back
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>>64424707
I was pretending bro
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>look up west linn, oregon
>looks like heaven
>tfw I'll never live there
why live
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>>64424763
>look up linear championship in all combat sports
>thoroughly go through all weigh classes
>zero Australians

Lol
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>>64424763
>tfw I am Phil
>tfw I will never get to eat corn nuts and watch mma events on my TV with Netherlands bro

Should I heem myself already?
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>>64424519
He actually sounds a little like Tom Cruise
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>>64424763
That place is full of gangsters tho breh.
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>>64424763
>Look up potato land
>looks like shit that could only spawn red haired pikeys
>still want to grapple with Aaron and tear shit up with him in the neighbourhood

JDIMS
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>>64424808
>look up serbia
>
>
>cry
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>>64422689
>Falling for the heavyweights are the best fights maymay

Should go 185, 200, 215, 230

Anyone over 230 needs to cut some fat and get better cardio or the fights are shit

>someone will try disagree with me
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How is your heemonlyâ„¢ game going, lads? I just registered but I struggle to attract possible fite fan gfs.

My profile picture is me putting myself in a triangle choke with the caption
>Don't trust anybody, not even yourself

Second picture is me throwing a spinning meme kick

The third picture is showing me and the lads at a BBQ. I'm in front branding hot dogs with my UFCâ„¢ hot dog branderâ„¢.

Am I doing something wrong? Why do I get no matches?

>>64424823
Since we're letting everybody in, I migth as well give a sad serb a shelter. If you should ever come to Germany, send me PM, you'll always have a place to stay!
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>>64424842
Oh, boy! Imagine the reichs we'll have!
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>>64424840
you are wrong
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>>64424842
why does germany love refugees so much, I thought it's just a meme
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>>64424906
they like to help people
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>>64422236

Mazzagatti is the worst by far
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I see you like to disregard manlets but in fact there's nothing wrong with it.
>lower center of gravity, better balance
>can easily fight in several weight class
>can bulk muscle
>smaller target
>big gas tank
>No need of space to generate power in the clinch unlike reachlet who can't do that
>easier to avoid armbars
>faster

Basically manlets are the apex predator, they're build to fight.
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Which fighter am I thinking of with brown skin, big protruding ears and a beard? I'm having a mind blank, can anyone think of who I'm thinking of?
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>>64424978
I know it hurts, but don't stoop France. You're better than that.
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>>64423627
Lanklet is a term insecure manlets made up to feel better about being genetically inferior.
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Why does monster only sponsor garbage fighters?
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>>64424990
Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson
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>>64425035
they sponsor fighters who can speak proper english
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>>64425035
>Begging for a sponsorship
Ouch.

Btw, how is it possible for Monster' fighters wear their patch on their fight shorts, but Reebok is the "exclusive fightwear sponsor of the UFC"?
>>
>>64425044
ily. Thanks homie
>>
>>64425059
>* Based on the terms of the Reebok deal, the UFC has the ability to showcase one more sponsor on the fighters during their bouts. That revenue will not go to the fighters. The UFC will however ask these secondary sponsors to sponsor certain athletes, as we've seen recently with the likes of Monster Energy and Bud Light

Loopholes
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>>64425077
Thats just fucking disrespectful.

The UFC/Reebok should let every fighter have only one other sponsor on their fightshorts. That way the price of the sponsorship would go up and they would seem a little more benign in contrast.
>>
>>64424978
Also easier to hide and guard the chin in a wild exchange.
>>
>>64423557
>I challenge you to take me down 5 times
>DC legit didn't take him down 5 times
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>>64423604
He'll have to pass drug tests with all that roidstrength and make weight. Not as easy as it looks.
>>
I just realized I'm excited for a Bellator card and its probably the memest of them all.

ffs
>>
>>64424519
He's really smart but has no humour, he just comes across as a mean asshole when he talks trash
>>
>>64425200
hes not an asshole, hes just confident
>>
>>64425203
he is an asshole, and says dumb shit
Barao is a "punching bag", but destroyed Cruz's best win, Faber, in one round, huh? how does that work?
hope TJ pushes his shit in, he just needs his ego checked.
>>
>>64425260
Styles makes fights.
>>
>>64425260
>beat #1 on the planet
>tj got ko'd by the guy who got beat easily by the #1 who cruz beat
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>>64425272
True
>>64425323
fuck your MMAth, kid
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Kimbo Slice has an autistic son (diagnosed) that wants to be a video game designer.

Just let it sink in.
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>>64425353
>"DA FUGH YOU MEAN YOU WANNA MERGE KONAMI AND CAPCOM MUGHFUKA? GET YOUR SPASTIC ASS TO ATT BEFORE IF BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUR 10YO PUSSY ASS"

Btw, his kid is so autistic, that after Kimbos fought Tank Abbot, the kid thought that every white guy with a beard was Tank and would get scared shitless.

But when he and Kimbo would play around, he would always pretend to be James Thompson.

>have kids, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
>>
noob here
how is jon jones gonna make weight if he's packed on all this muscle, when he was skinny he wasnt like 20 pounds under the light heavyweight limit was he?
>>
>>64425448
He's probably not gonna bother and is gonna just fight as a Heavyweight. He's totally roiding too, by the way. 30lbs of muscle in 2 months? Get the fuck out of here.
>>
>>64425353
and rampage has a albino son, much cooler
>>
>>64425462
>and rampage has a albino son
proofs?
>>
>>64425512
its true
>>
>>64425448
hes still skinny

he gained about 3kg lmao you think he really looks much different
>>
>>64425448

biggest poo before the weigh-in ever
>>
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/teaching-gig-forces-tim-kennedy-to-turn-down-lyoto-machida

Shut the fuck up and fight. Tim Kennedy is my trigger, the guy does nothing but bitch while pretending to be elite.
>>
Amazing Mystic Mac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNPp7pyQ7k4
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HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
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this guy is a joke
>>
>>64424574
Rory looks a bit like that zombie from that Will Smith zombie movie
>>
>>64425512
He does
>>
>>64425570
literally who?
>>
>>64425584
frankies manager you goof
>>
>>64425584
Frankie's manager was posting for him on Twitter last night calling out Conor. He accidentally posted that one under his account instead of Frankie's, then he quickly deleted it
>>
>>64425586

Ireland started watching MMA in 2014, never expect much.
>>
Who's your under performer of the year lads?
>>
>>64425596
You.
>>
>>64425596
Australia
>>
>>64425596

Mendes
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>dat stoic bruce

>dat shocked dillasnake

>dat surprised brown

>dat bewildered sage

>dat excited joanna

>dat devastated hue's corner

>dose cheering fans
>>
>>64425589

>thinking managers touch social networks

they pay some nerd college kid to run that, had a similar job for 2 months
>>
>>64425589
Hahaha
That's top kek, Frankie looks so desparate now

He deserves a shot, sure but bloody hell
>buy a dog bro

Terrible
>>
>>64425589
I think it's more likely that Frankie was using a device that his manager usually uses
>>
>>64425596
Erick Silva
>>
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Reminder that Conor at 155 looks so much thicker, fuller, more luscious, more athletic, his ass is bigger, his legs are thicker, fuller, stronger, his shoulders are massive, his face is fuller and more handsome. At 155 he is just incredible looking, like an action hero. His frame gives him an advantage at 145, but at 155 his ass, thighs and face have so much more vitality and are just so much fuller and his muscles so much thicker and stronger that I think we'll see him hit his true athletic potential at 155 which means look out.
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>>64425596
jon jones
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Guys, I'm riding the hype train here and I don't give a fuck. Who's with me?
>>
>>64425596
>>64425606

or Cain
>>
>>64425596
Johny Hendricks
>>
>>64425639
Watching Notorious as we speak.
The hype train doesn't stop
>>
>>64425596
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>>64425600
>>
>>64425639
i could never support a fighter who cuts so much weight or has such awful tats
>>
>>64425564
He has zero incentive to fight, he makes way more working for the government and doing tv.
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>>64425570
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>>64425570
TOP REKT
>>
>>64425685
>>64425694
oh fack bud
>>
>>64425694 (you)
>>64425685 (you)
>>
>>64425685
Why? Twitter doesn't matter. Cancernagh should stfu.
>>
>>64425685
>>64425694
yawn
this kind of shit is turning ufc into mandrama
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>>64425696
>>64425698
>>64425703
>All those (You)s
Thanks /heem/
>>
>tfw we can get to 500 before the American try hard is up and make another shit thread and ruin his Christmas
>>
>>64425648

link?
>>
>>64425714
>tfw the moniker I gave him caught on

>>64425607
>dat MM popping up for a brief second before disappearing behind everyone else
>>
>>64425703
Unfortunately mandrama is what sells
Casuals don't really care about the best fighter or good stylistic matchups, it's the drama that draws them or the hype if it's being built.
>>
>>64425707
nice meme image
I like it
>>
>>64425448
He'll probably take out his lead dentures before he gets on the scale
>>
>>64424734
helo Yoel
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>>64415039
rogan is such a fag
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq-vM6sViSo
>>
How do you like your memes in the morning?
>>
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>>64425818
They were just making a scene to rob the place if you didn't get it already.
>>
>>64425823

it's 3 pm you pikey
>>
>>64425840
4u
>>
>>64425823
nice proxy
>>
>>64425823
well done :^)
>>
DONT WORRY BOYS I GOT THE NEXT THREAD
>>
>>64425906
Thanks for calming my fears Canada
>>
>>64425906
thanks senpai, hope its a ufc.com thread
>>
Hey Italy, how are your tonsils?
>>
>>64425906

CANADA BETTER NOT GET TO PASS OUT THE PRESENTS TOO!
>>
Do I make you nervous /heem/?
>>
>>64425947
Look me in the eyes and say that
>>
>>64425961
If you're nervous get a dog bro
>>
You can buy a piece of the UFC canvas from McGregor's wins over Brimage, Siver, Mendes and Aldo for $250. Should I?
>>
lads, when's the next spicy banger?
>>
>>64426046
Jan 2nd
>>
>>64426052
Can't wait senpai
Lawler my boy gonna unleash the beast
>>
>>64426063
Condit can be pretty good at not getting hit though
>>
>>64423817
Sauce?
>>
>>64426072
It doesn't matter, he'll still be my boy
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>>64426063
Condito gonna spaz kick the shit out of Lawler.
>>
ITS UP BOYS QUICK NAB THAT FIRST
>>64426090
>>64426090
>>64426090


>NEW THREAD
>>>64426090
>>>64426090
>>>64426090
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>>64426099
DUBS CONFIRM REAL THREAD
>>
>>64425448
He'll do a Conor-tier weight cut once for the DC fight and then go to HW probably
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