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1/17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly v Cruz
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1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: The Sage Show
2/6 - UFC 196: Electric Boogaloo ft. Fabricio Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/cGnGOy5ngWA
>McGregor to pay for his blasphemy
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/23/10104676/wanderlei-silva-vows-to-slap-conor-mcgregor-in-the-face
>GSP confirmed scared of Nick Diaz
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/23/10657980/ufc-158-nick-diaz-georges-st-pierre-was-on-steroids-when-fought-him-need-rematch-mma
>ONE FC overhauls weight cutting policy
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/23/10657706/one-championship-bans-weight-cutting-by-dehydration-challenges-ufc-follow-suit-mma
>Gastelum out: new full fight card for 195
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/10/22/9599188/latest-ufc-195-fight-card-rumors-updates-lawler-vs-condit-ppv-jan-2-las-vegas-mma
>Emanuel Yarbrough has been heemd for life
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/22/10654694/emanuel-yarbrough-largest-ufc-fighter-ever-passes-away-at-51
Legal Free Fights
>Lawler vs Koscheck
https://youtu.be/keICcOxl93k
>Condit vs Kim
http://youtu.be/Q-C2a-KOfJA
>Arlovski vs Browne
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>Silly Dilly vs Watson
https://youtu.be/NEgVh5S3PoQ
I dub this the official thread.
Nice thread OP
Posting in the real thread
first for /sexyama/
Real thread
NTH FOR HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY
Is robin black being prepped to take over for rogan? He is officially doing jobs for the UFC at Rogans recommendation.
Also having Cruz on commentary the other night makes it seem like they are testing new things out.
>What Joe Rogan really thinks about commentating for UFC
https://streamable.com/rb2i
>>64415078
I think he'll just join the bunch. I doubt Rogaine will retire anytime soon.
>>64415078
Cruz with Rogan and Goldie was a great pairing. I hope they do it more.
>>64415079
>that look in his eyes
You just know
>>64415078
I hope Cruz can stay healthy enough to do commentary
>>64415078
Robin Black reminds me of a gay man.
>>64415078
The only person being prepped is Francis 'The Bull' Nagannou.
You now remember Gray Maynard.
Better thread desu
>>64415110
It took me a while to get past his absurd personality, but he actually has an interesting perspective on fights and has good analysis/breakdowns beforehand.
>>64415079
why does he cry so much lately?
>>64415078
I will stop paying for the sport if they keep Cruz on.
>>64415130
Hormone imbalances due to his testosterone use
>>64415110
What is it about some people that just makes them seem so damn gay?
>>64415075
this pic makes me happy inside every time I see it
+show score between rounds
+show weight of fighter before entering the cage
why not UFC?
>13 seconds
>>64415130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsmJL3-VRqo
Who /Sage/ here
>>64415143
he's a weirdo
>>64415148
Is it true that he doesn't spar?
>>64415139
Weight would be interesting and I don't see a reason not to.
Putting up scores would have the crowd react directly to the scores and could influence the judges to score differently in the next round than what they see.
>>64415158
He hasnt even done a camp yet so probably
top female fighters you'd let dom you?
>Edith Bosch
>tfw i can't let anyone get close
CHAMPS AT THE END OF 2016
HW: Overeem
LHW: Rumble
Mw: Romero
WW: Woodley
LW: McGregor
FW: McGregor
BW: Aljo sterling
FW: DJ
>its a jon jones uploads a ten second long video to youtube episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwhdE9UvJ-A
https://www.instagram.com/p/_nogpNBEdb/
>>64415189
>Overeem
>Rumble
>Woodley
>Sterling
>>64415178
>>64415202
>swedens night of fantasy
>>64415189
HW: McGregoreem
LHW: McGregor
Mw: McGregor
WW: Woodley
LW: McGregor
FW: McGregor
BW: McGregor
FW: McGregor
>>64415189
what about women 135/115
Reminder to train in a gi at least 3x per week.
Could McGregor and Mighty Mouse win 2v1 against a heavy weight?
>>64415223
I train in your Ma's gee three times a day senpai
REAL CHAMPS AT THE END OF 2016
HW: Miocic
LHW: Jones
MW: Weidman
WW: Lawler
LW: Diaz
FW: McGregor
BW: Cruz
FW: DJ
>>64415238
>all Americans
I'm not mad at it
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/23/10657706/one-championship-bans-weight-cutting-by-dehydration-challenges-ufc-follow-suit-mma
How shook do you think UFC fighters are at this?
>>64415233
women's strawweight is more enjoyable than men's FW and BW tbqphwyf
>>64415247
>Claiming England's own Conor McGregor for yourself.
Cheeky.
>>64415254
fucking based
why would they be shook? almost everyone cuts the same amount of weight as their opponents anyway
>>64415260
she's definitely got the pornstar look
>>64415272
""""apparently""""" she has been with only 1 (one) man since she was in her mid teens
>I want you to punch a hole in his fucking chest
What did he mean by this?
>>64415254
not at all since some onefc chink died due cutting waterweight
>>64415276
>inb4: "does her step dad count?"
http://www.mymmanews.com/ufc-3-veteran-emmanuel-yarborough-passes-away-at-55/
friendly reminder to lay off the hot pockets
REAL CHAMPS AT THE END OF 2016
HW: Sea Level Cain
LHW: Jones
MW: Rockhold
WW: Maia
LW: McGregor
FW: McGregor
BW: Dillashaw
FW: DJ
>>64415288
friendly reminder to move around every once in awhile even if you're skinny to avoid blood clots in your legs
>McGregor goes up to 155 to fight RDA
>loses
>fights against Frankie at 145
>loses
>move up to 155 for food and fights Diaz
>Gets butch slapped and loses
2016 will be a great year
>>64415301
i have one in my leg right now i'm too lazy to do anything about it, i'm just glad i got to see ufc 194
>>64415289
>Rockhold
>Maia
>>64415308
I would die of laughter, I swear. McGregor is great and all, but that would be hilarious.
>>64415308
come on son
>>64415277
>I want you to perform a meme kick you are not very good at
>>64415288
Hot pockets are actually fairly healthy.
>>64415308
Too bad he spent his money like a lotto winner. He already made more than he would have working at Walmart for 50 years.
>>64415289
>WW: Maia
stopped reading there
>>64415308
>hurr durrr I can't wait until Canner McCrusher loses to Chad Mendes and Ricrado Lamas and Denis Bermudes
>2015 will b e a great year
>>64415341
Get a dog, bro
Could Conor knockout Schaub?
>>64415289
"Oh he beat Gunnar, this Maia guy must be really legit"- goofs
>>64415348
Schaubs unborn son could knock out Schaub
>>64415346
i just want to pet my dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnxQwkgKQNs
Would you let this mister near your sister?
>>64415354
he will KO him financially when the meme podcast money dries up
>>64415341
>RDA heems Conor in spectacular fashion
>Conor begins question his "visualization"
>Frankie wins by decision
>Diaz memes all over him
>>64415341
do I make you nervous?
>>64415359
How much does Budweiser pay Rose?
If McGregor doesn't fight Frankie or RDA next I will literally cancel my fight pass subscription.
Dana, you have been warned!
>>64415381
they're making reparations for being the product that led to her shitty childhood
>>64415189
>Overeem
Not against K-1 Fabricio. Grappler Werdum already outstruck him in their previous outing
>Rumble
I wish but he'll never have the cardio and grind to deal with either of DC or Jones' wrestling
>Woodley
LOL
One round quitter Woodley. He isn't going to last 2 rounds against Lawler and he'll quit against a 5 round Condit. Hendricks could wrestlefuck him at this point and Rory was already toying with him in their fight.
>McGregor
RDA is pretty much a force of nature right now. Stopped Benson and Mauled Pettis. Only Khabib has a chance.
>Sterling
Not with grass snake and exploding knees on the prowl.
>>64415388
this got me closer to laughing than literally anything rogan has ever said
Cuckchat when?
>>64415397
but bro, bro
BRO
we're all just like talking monkeys in space
>>64415384
>he doesn't want to see that real shit, ninja shit, the true money fight against the man who McGregor's taken all that he's worked for
>>64415408
Bong and a half
Who do you want to win?
>>64415438
Condit beats Lawler
Condit beats Woodley
Rory beats Condit
...ideally.
https://youtu.be/Z4XuLOhvbco
We can see heembro so where in this shot I think
>>64415459
>you will never go snowboarding with your dad
>>64415438
Lawler
I don't think Nate Diaz would beat Conor, he's too easy to hit, that nig was landing sloppy looping punches well, now imagine someone who knows how to jab and throw straight punches.
Conor vs Nate would end up like Nate vs Josh, except without kicks.
>>64415349
Not saying that he'll be champ, but Maia's only losses are to legit guys. He's a tough fight for anyone at ww right now
>>64415481
Conor doesn't know how to jab though
>>64415485
he jabs with his feet m8
Guys I found the super secret blueprint for beating the Diaz brothers:
>kick the lead leg
>run away
>don't fall for their taunting
>>64415497
damn didnt know americans were actually this stupid
it took you this long to analyse that lmao ahah
>>64415497
Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth - Big nig
>>64415514
Carlos told me.
Though he also said it may cause an entire fanbase to temporarily hate you and call you boring.
>>64415529
It might hurt your image if you market yourself like a brawler and then refuse to brawl and instead run
>>64415540
That ref should get arrested for attempted murder
TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR
>>64415529
>>64415550
its more because he did it against diaz. If he did it against some goof nobody would remember it
besides that carlos only has 2 DEC wins out of 29, how can still hate him for that diaz win is beyondn me
>>64415438
I'm a fan of both guys. They both deserve to win.
I don't know bros. Condit is a scrappy bastards and has no quit in him while Robbie has a great comeback story and is violence personified.
Can I just choose for neither of them to lose? I don't want either of them to lose, brah.
>>64415438
the fans
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>64415481
Volume striking adds up and Diaz has a solid chin. Conor is also doens't have the greatest defence either.
That's why it looks good on paper. They'll both be trying to tear each other apart but I think Nate's cardio, toughness and grappling will get him through.
>>64415595
no way. the robber is already trying to sell it? kek
>>64415595
Do you think the Diaz brothers will turn up at the spot for the fake purchase and heem this guy?
>>64415595
>>64415616
Nick said on Chael's podcast that someone probably has it up on ebay for 1/4 of what it's worth, but he didn't seem too interested in actually trying to look for it
>>64415649
>weed doesn't make you lazy
>>64415649
if someone send him that Im sure he would go
>>64415540
FIGHT BACK !
MAN THAT GUY HITS HARD
>>64415540
beautiful
>No ladies and gentlemen, you didn't hit fast forward... That is just how fast these flyweights are!
>>64415699
literally a man
>>64415699
proper slag
http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/gallery/lebron-james-ronda-rousey-russell-wilson-classy-people-in-sports-122315
>>64415746
>dat jaw
>dat neck
>dat face
couldnt be more masculine
>>64415757
isn't that right up your alley, Finn?
>>64415756
she unironically could be considered the least classy in the UFC in 2015
>>64415595
not the same bike, IDIOT. YOU ARE SO DUMB. GOSH.
FUCK ISIS
http://youtu.be/_b3jMcwOGBI
>>64415790
i want to lick her anus
>>64415809
THEY KILLED MY BOI BIGGY
>>64415767
why did you repost things on reddit
>>64415790
>>64415699
Is Felice Herrig the biggest slut in the UFC?
>>64415839
Probably now that Schaub has settled down.
>>64415832
>Murica strong looks like inbred Barbies and Kens
Yurop stronk then!
>>64415832
what does her boyfriend, sister and brother and law do? why is she so poor?
When will they learn?
What's up with sage's dad? Is he in jail?
>>64415885
Scientists have determined what America will look like in 2050 and it's fucking disgusting & Ken.jpg
>>64415885
I wish Sage would lose the jeans, pick up an oxford and part his hair like a young man should.
>>64415885
sage is going to meet obama next.
cap this post
>>64415699
Aryan goddess. Wish she didn't do all her buttslut stuff
>>64415905
great movie baka
>>64415891
no he's the president of a fitness company
I 100% believe that Ronda lost because she was on her period and women's brains don't function properly under duress during their period.
lads how do it get good at mewvmint?
i mostly sit at home in my chair
>>64415899
>that mewvment
Not only is he the greatest fighter who ever lived but he changed the way the game is played
You now remember Anderson Silva testing positive for steroids
>>64415959
what a munster
What are some good mma related podcasts and talk shows lads? So far I have..
>Luke Thompson SBN Monday Morning Live Chat Wrap
>The Ariel Helwani shit stirring hour
>The Fighter and the Cuck
>Anik and Florian
>Bruce Buffer
>Big John McCarthy
>Chael
>Submission Radio m8
>Heavy Hands
>The Great Debate
>>64416021
wow. visualization was on point
>>64416021
didnt work so well for gunni or artem
but one out of three ain't bad
>>64415397
Edgy
>>64416086
overeem did mewvment and KO'd jds, whats your excuse
>>64416016
use a bed not a chair
>>64416051
MMA Radio: Beatdown with TJ De Santis is decent for beatdown after the bell; basically a recap of the event usually released the same day
>>64416051
team alpha male radio
>>64415959
all i see is stiffness
>>64415959
>This is a 10 out of 10 in Britbongland
>>64416051
DUDE KETTLEBELLS MADE OF WEED AND DMT LMAO
>>64415959
that's a mother fucker right there
So is Castillo gonna get cut now or what
>>64416199
if this were jail he woulda won all his fights
>>64416035
You now remember Cro Cop, Reem, Bigfoot, Vitor, Dan Hendo, Rothwell, Leopoldo, Coleman, Sherk, Chael, Marquadt, Leben, Sylvia, Bonnar, Forrest, Rampage, Wandy, and Mir all were juicing out the ass their entire careers
You now remember a whopping majority of every fighter that has ever fought in the UFC has had a needle in their ass
>>64416265
nothing wrong with that desu
>>64416265
a. silva is different since he still denies it and claims his boner pills did it
>>64416265
>juicing out the ass
Is this some sort of new slang for diarrhea?
Cuck chat
https://youtu.be/1V2UIGXodJQ
Will you pay for UFC 200 if Schaub is on it?
>>64416265
And Barnett
>>64416051
>good mma discussion
>this fat neckbeard with 0 (zero) fights
>>64416399
im guessing that goof is from heavy hands
>>64415308
DUDE MENDES WILL CRUSH HIM LMAO
DUDE ALDO WILL DESTROY HIM LMAO
>>64416456
DUDE POIRIER WILL END HIM LMAO
DUDE BRANDO WILL SUMBIT HIM LMAO
>>64415438
Lawler. I never liked Condit since the Diaz fight. I hate his fans. His only saving grace was he walked out to Know Your Enemy but now he uses some other track.
>>64416497
Condit really fucked himself over despite winning that Diaz match
>>64415459
lol I like how as soon as the decision is read they start throwing blows.
JOE "FIGHTPASS PRELIMS" DUFFY
>>64416051
Co Main Event is better than half of those.
>>64416475
>loses to poirer at 155
>gets cut
>goes to bellator
>gets cucked by will brooks
>loses to Dave rickels
>ireland really loved Duffy all along
Who is replacing Kelvin Gastelum?
If you haven't been posting here since noko was required you are new to the sport, by the way.
>Kelvin Gastelum
why do they keep trying to shill us this beaner?
>>64415832
>subscribing to phony pagan tree-worshiping rituals
GSP is a piece of shit
http://www.mmamania.com/2013/3/24/4135578/canadian-loophole-video-nick-diaz-georges-st-pierre-ufc-158-weigh-in-mma
>>64416609
lmaoing at ur desperate hopes
>>64416599
CME is better than literally all of those
>>64416644
because muh mexicain market
>>64416644
He's young, he's beat their meme hype train, is Mexican and is talented when he isn't a bum.
Last fight was his first with Kings mma. I still have high hopes for him.
>>64416626
Pretty sure noko preceded /sp/, bud. Are you really bragging about being on /b/ in 2008?
>>64416051
SevereMMA's Podcast is good for Irish stuff
>>64415121
I just remembered him like 2 days ago. guy fell from grace hard
Why doesn't Joanna just hand over her belt? She literally lost the 1st fight anyway.
>>64416672
>2008
welcome, friend. you're probably not even 30 years old.
>>64415121
You now remember he is a featherweight now
>>64416651
http://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/Brazil-Unveils-Worlds-Largest-Floating-Christmas-Tree-20151213-0025.html
So in 2016 TAM is finished.
Garbrant is going to Jackson MMA
Urijah is retiring
Lance Palmer is going to elevation fight team
Where should Chad, PVZ, and benavidez go?
>>64416697
All good until you those stumpy forearms.
>>64416754
wat
>>64416697
Lol that guy in the comments
>I practice Jiu jutsu with a hi? Or no point since I am mma fighter?
Never gonna make it
What is your favorite /heem/ gif or webm?
>>64416813
It's a girl, stupid.
http://websta.me/n/erikalombardi
>>64416835
Think about how you just spent the last minute of your life and then permaheem yourself. Lmao waste of flesh
Is 4chan kill?
>>64416854
ran out of memes
we back?
that was shit
Pretty hyped tbqphwyf
Was rewatching UFC 187. Underrated card tbqh.
>>64416900
>Thanks @ufc
what a cuck
>we're back
thank god I was bored to death
>>64416671
>talented
Mewvment still feels like a meme even though that shit works. Impossible not to believe in mewvment at this point.
>>64416917
it was a good reminder that i really need to get a proper exit bag
>>64415832
>tfw so poor you can only afford to light up half the tree
>>64416950
Lets see how Condito does first.
>>64416986
>Poverty. It's whats for christmass.
>spent the better part of 2 hours just waiting for 4chan posting to come back up
>state of my life
>>64417009
>>64417001
Samefag
>>64416950
It only worked for Magrega, because Gunnar...
>>64417010
i drank coffee, took klonopin and read sherdog refreshing /heem/ literally every 2 minutes
>>64417027
Gunny is an idiot who thought he could outgrapple Maia. I picked him to win cause I thought he'd keep the fight standing but he decided to go full retard.
>>64417010
Don't worry. You're still my boy.
>>64417037
>damage control
>>64417027
>overeem did mewvment
>ko'd jds
>>64416986
That picture honestly looks like it was taken a decade or two ago and Joanna was just shooped in
Seriously it does
>>64417060
That wasn't mewvement
>>64417019
You're not the brightest rocket surgeon in the chandelier, are you?
>>64417081
>trying to deny it
Loling at your life
>>64415832
"I hear people say Dana [White, the UFC president] and Lorenzo [Fertitta, its CEO] should pay the fighters better," Jedrzejczyk said. "But they don't know what they're talking about. They really take good care of us. All of us, you know? They [the fans] don't know anything about what is really going on.
"There are so many opportunities for all of the fighters. This is so different. You do your job and they'll take care of you. In Muay Thai, the female fighters didn't earn the same kind of money as [the men] despite doing the same job. But in UFC, all of us can earn good money, men and women. If you give 100 percent to the UFC, you'll get 200 percent back."
>>64417096
And I would have gotten away with it...
>>64417060
>overeem
>mewvment
wut
>>64417111
Not with me around buddy. I'm keeping you in line.
>we will never have the UFC combined with a prime
>WEC Bantam/Feather/Light weight
>Strikeforce Welter/Middle/Light Heavy weight
>Pride Light/Heavy Weight
>>64417114
He was doing meme breathing exercises with the ice man.
>>64417114
He just pretending.
Overeem trained with Wim Hof who does deep breathing exercises that are a form of meditation. Really interesting guy with scientifically backed claims.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wim_Hof
>>64417100
Not everyone can be a champ
>>64417100
She really said that?
>>64417118
Feather/Light weight have never been better senpai
>>64417152
https://sports.yahoo.com/news/joanna-jedrzejczyk-defends-ufc-pay-scale--ronda-rousey-205549886.html
>>64417100
nobody gonna take dis belt from me
>>64417100
200 american dollars a fight is a good deal for this improvised pollock
>>64417186
This tbqh. Also standard of living.
>>64417128
>>64417131
But lads, that's no mewvment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLyN7y1phQE
>>64417160
Huh
Interesting read, thanks m8
>>64417192
>tfw swn ride you
>>64417156
>have never been better
>one guy dominating
>knocked out the reigning champ in 13 seconds
the state of the featherweight division
>>64417100
>b-but I get food and clothes
>t-they take care of me
>t. slave
>>64417118
>no PRIDE MW
>Wandy
>Hendo
>Arona
>Shogun
>Rampage
>Sakuraba
>Mezger
>Belfort
>Reem
>Gono
All juiced to the gills and mean mugging.
>>64415364
This is your reminder that Cody "sister" Pfister is your true p4p king and a shining exemplar of what a true martial artist should be. Instead of cutting down to bantamweight as he easily could, he refuses to give himself that advantage, instead testing himself to the max against extreme weight cutters like Sage "daddy pumped me full of roids since 5 to live vicariously through me" Northcutt. This is how he ensures he will never have a size or speed advantage, forcing himself to keep his technique and discipline top level.
>>64417239
She's the champion, I'd wager she actually is making a good amount of money.
Readiing the article, considering she said there'd be times she only had 5 Euros, getting 10,000 or so from Reebok payouts alone would feel like quite a lot. Add on to that the bonuses of being Champion and I'd say she probably is pretty happy with her pay
REAL CHAMPS AT THE END OF 2016
HW: Werdum
LHW: Jones
MW: Romero
WW: Lawler
LW: Ferguson
FW: McGregor
BW: Dillashaw
FW: DJ
>>64417112
what a shit hole
>>64417205
That why I said he was pretending. Netherlands fancy himself a prankster, but he isn't clever so he just emphasizes his actual stupidity.
Who /background in kempo/ here?
>>64417269
she gets $40,000/fight from reebok, plus she has an individual sponsorship with them
>>64417278
real chemps end of 2016
hw: overeem
lhw: jones
mw: rockhold
ww: tumenov
lw: rda
fw: aldo
bw: cruz
fw: dj
>>64417227
conor is like a heavyweight in in middleweight
i get the feeling it will be just like JBJ shit when he is "IMMA THINKING ABOUT MOVING UP" but its lots of bull
>>64415034
is conduit a meme fighter?
>>64417100
>In Muay Thai
MT is based on literal human cockfighting. Live in the gym, fight every month, bookies have strong influence.
Joanna is the only woman in that division who has a future after she retires. Champion, personable, and smart and good at MT for a woman.
>>64417428
Things casuals say: The Post.
>>64417453
She will be about 30 and be able to get men to pay to train with her. She accomplished this with actual talent and without overly sexualizing herself.
>>64417515
Uh huh
>>64417358
Yes.
Casuals only like him because they think throwing elbows is superior to kicking and punching
>>64417625
I honest to god hope you're shitting me.
>>64417648
He's talking to himself.
>>64417657
I think I need to ease up on the bait.
>>64415189
HW; werdum
LHW: DC (jones moving up, dc wins against gus again)
MW: rockhold
LW: pettis (beats khabib, beacuse fuck Lw making an sense)
FW: holloway
BW: almeida
FlW: horiguchi
Does anyone ever get worried about the mental well being of Adan and Aaron?
>>64416511
It's not that he went in with a gameplan, that's fine, but the motherfucker wouldn't stop talking about how it's going to be a war or a dog fight and he got in there and cut angles away from Diaz while throwing leg kicks he wasn't committing to.
>>64417703
I only worry about phil
>>64416744
pvz to kings, benny to aka, chad to aka
>>64417703
Of course not
#danger
>>64416744
Is Garbrant moving teams because Fili pumped PVZ full of special sauce?
>>64417884
Chris Holdsworth has been cucked by PVZ
rankings based on actual statistics brah
http://blog.datadive.net/who-are-the-best-mma-fighters-of-all-time-a-bayesian-study/
>>64417918
>Jones stands quite a bit higher above other fighters in terms of his skill rating. Where other top fighters’ ratings are very close to each other, Jon Jones’ rating is clearly above. Statistically, this isn’t a surprise.
Seems 100% accurate to me
>>64417884
Garbrant is ass anyway
>>64417918
>actual statistics
Be honest
How many of you get aroused (not necessarily an erection, but your sex drive goes up) while watching fights, men or women?
Lads if i post my name here can i become an epic meme too?
>>64418058
Sex drive goes up when I watch women fight
Need/want to fight goes up when I watch men
Met the goat yesterday lads
>>64418068
No need to be insecure friend
>>64418101
>a-a-am i the only one who gets a boner during fights
>>64418093
that's not your real face is it?
>>64418093
head is clearly shopped in
Yeah I heard about that, Conor went walking about dublin trying to get recognized, pretty sad to be frank
>>64418083
Whoops i totally didn't mean to post my name there. How do i delete this?
right in the feels
>>64418121
yes
>>64418129
no
>>64418162
He's still my cowboy
>>64418162
what happened to his mom and dad
>>64418155
Not your personal army you fucking piece of shit
>>64418162
>All those messages of support
>That one fightfan telling him how to improve his game
Top lad
>>64418068
>>64418097
>>64418112
It's 2015, there's no need to be homophobic or in denial of your true feelings
Just get in my guard already
>>64418192
>Cerrone attended Air Academy High School which is when he began professional bull riding and it is during this time that his parents divorced, causing Cerrone to live with his grandparents.
from wiki
>>64418223
wait, his parents didnt want him?
>>64418243
Mods ban this fucking retard
http://youtu.be/tL5ChJpgm_w
Rip in peace
>>64418310
Use the report function, don't just call for them to do it ffs
Janitor's not going to stop warming up those hot pockets because of a new post in /heem/
>>64418310
There is no need to be upset
Just came off of a 5 day ban for halftime slagposting, and ban evading after that. This is fucking bullshit. I finally realize how Nick is feeling. Take a man's livelihood like that. Little pictures of women trigger these do-it-for-free motherfuckers.
If I could balloon to a 265 I'd heem the shit out of these fucking janitors.
>>64418386
You don't need to be the same weight as the janitor to heem him bro
>>64418386
Janitors don't ban you, you dumbass.
Mods do
Why is that people have suddenly directed all hate from mods to janitors?
>>64418386
Tbh the Janitors do seem to hate some of the lad culture here. It's a bit shit because I don't think the rules should be followed to a T and there should be some leniency across the boards. Think they've started deleteing TSUUUU posting now
>>64418401
holy kek
How well would Santa do inside the Octagon lads
>>64418058
I get mildly excited from female fights when both girls are really attractive. Miesha vs. Jessica Eye and PVZ vs. Felice for example.
>>64418548
stop drinking mads
don't know about you guys, but I've noticed a big increase in shitposting lately. It isn't funny, just people spouting epic memes. I think that one way to fix the problem would be if we gave everyone usernames so there was some kind of accountability for the trolls. Adding the unique poster count was a nice touch, but you can tell people still same fag a lot. i also would like it if we could have some defined rules. I'm getting tired of getting threatened anytime I ask a simple question or challenge somebody's opinion. Anyone else have suggestions?
>>64418619
I'll delete your chin you faggot
>>64418619
yet another American that can't handle the bants
>>64418619
m8 Ill send Kent Ferguson down to your ghetto to delete ur faggot chin if you dont delete this post
>>64418619
I'd like to pick your teeth from my fist
>>64418619
I will RNC you if you ever speak out of line like that again.
>>64418619
>go to reddit
>feel the bern
>wear problematic glasses
off you go
>>64418619
i will delete your hardware
>make suggestions to fix this shithole
>want to get rid of all the confrontational threats
>get spammed with hate and threats
Alright, I'm out. Don't say I didn't try...
>>64418651
>shitting on ringrill sheikh has spoken
>>64418619
You're making it look like we can't handle the bantz. Heem yourself permanently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcDKJEAW4PM
>>64418610
I have a problem, Jesper
>>64418665
>sad cuck is sad
you will get over it, heard there is a BLM protest going on as we speak, that'll cheer you up
>>64418619
Uh vai morrer
>>64418619
Calm down Tyrone
>>64418665
/heem/ is rockhold
you are weidman
>>64418680
it's a struggle neighbor
on topic, shitposting has always been the core of /heem/ as long as I've been here
>tfw next stacked card is in july
>>64418681
at least they'll protest in real life instead of complain on chinese graphic boards
>>64418712
that's the thing
fighters need to fight more frequenst, way more. that's why handegg and divegrass are so popular, the biggest teams will lose sometimes but in fighting a loss can end a career.
let them fight, too much sparring anyway
i want the diaz brothers to fuck off now
>>64418731
>tfw McGoober knocks out diaz so bad that he has to retire
>>64418712
198, in April, is the next big card.
>>64418721
that is actually true, too bad their cause is retarded
>>64418731
winners think about winning, losers think about winners
Why are there so many pussies in /heem/ that can't handle the bantz?
>>64418754
are you saying the d brothers are winners?
>>64418766
It was just a prank, bro
>>64418771
only if you're thinking about them
>>64418776
>thinking about someone means that person is a winner
croatian logic
>Nick Diaz is STILL complaining about GSP
>>64418766
I don't know.
>>64418731
They are the best thing about MMA
>>64418789
rude git
>>64418796
autism is funny to you?
Fresh MMADigestupdate: https://youtu.be/nuzZP96JYio
>>64418807
isn't that why we're all here?
>>64418807
KRAV MAGA
R
A
V
M
A
G
A
>>64418820
Jesus Christ, fighters are fucking stupid.
>>64418816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WTUPWRxDJQ
>>64418789
>use that pic for predictions
>complain when prediction bro doesnt include you
lame
I still don't really get the fuss over STILL MY BOY
>>64418796
>le taunt man
yet conor gets blasted for doing it to make money. the diaz bros are just fucking punks, at least conor is respectful after the fight
hope conor puts his left through nates jaw, but lets be real, nate will never reach conor to fight him, he is a bum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY7r-DwtjD8
>>64418838
big words for such a small guy
>>64418838
>fellow conor bandwagoner here
desu senpai you can't make that claim with a straight face, you can't act like shit and then suck up after you win. Unless you both are in on the shit talk which aldo clearly was not.
it's the old
>muh bizniz iz bizniz meme
nope, you either act like shit or not.
mewvment aside
>>64418835
he missed a couple peoples' picks in his drunken stupor. we need a competent sober predictioncuck for 2016.
>>64418850
I sort of wonder whether McGregors next fight will be as big as this. I mean, he's won the title now and got to the top, will casuals really care that much anymore?
I doubt he can bants with the rest as hard as he did with Aldo whilst still keeping it fresh, especially considering the number of months leading to the actual Aldo fight
![Noad-Lahat-MMAWeekly-on-CNN-478x270[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/paWTDlo.jpg "Noad-Lahat-MMAWeekly-on-CNN-478x270[1]")
>>64418807
Israel in teh heart forever. God bless the IDF.
>>64418853
absolute madman
Why is Reebok still a thing
who's your fightfu /heem/?
>>64418861
Babies shower him with praise and he got soft. Can someone post the UFC 194 predictions?
>>64418862
I think you're underestimating McGoobers bants bro he can probably make any fight seem bigger than it is with his banter. I think casuals more than ever are looking at him because of the 13 second ko.
>>64418860
why not? its clearly to sell fights and its worked with conor making over $10 million combined for the mendes and aldo fights
he was trying to break aldo mentally with the talk, but he still respected him and proved that after the fight.
compare that to nate trying to kneebar johnson after their fight ended.
>Brazil
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/12/23/brazil-declares-emergency-after-2400-babies-are-born-with-brain-damage-possibly-due-to-mosquito-borne-virus/?wprss=rss_health-science
>>64418424
>>64418404
>>64418386
>>64418356
The Janny seems like a pretty cool guy tbqh, I've gotten away with lots of hightestposting where the pics were deleted but he didn't request a ban from the mods. Maybe y'all just have shit taste.
>>64418838
Diaz went up right to Johnson after the fight and hugged it out with them
>>64418907
>mosquito-borne virus
that's a funny way to spell pharmaceutical company vaccines
>>64418905
>nate trying to kneebar johnson after their fight ended.
That was so bloody stupid, got a chuckle from how idiotic it looked
>>64418861
No, he missed yours and you can't stop crying about it.
>>64418885
>yfw siver enters ireland as a one man army and fucks all the prostitutes in the land after spin kicking all sheep
ireland will go under, all prostitutes in rehab and sheep to deformed, even for the irish, to fuck
dennis will get his revenge, mark my words
>>64418820
>Hendricks fighting at LHW
Can you imagine?
>>64418910
Alright Janitor
Back to the HotPockets now
>>64418926
technically he didn't i submitted 4 sets
>>64418905
I'm not saying what he does isn't working, my point is that you either act like shit or you don't.
acting like shit and then turning around and showing respect is not credible
>>64418920
Didn't know you posted here Urijah man
>>64418920
Urijah?
N-nice haircut.
>>64418907
"These are newborns who will require special attention their entire lives.
so just your typical hue?
>>64418863
http://strawpoll.me/6350839
>>64418948
>implying ireland has literally anything to be proud about
you really should shut the fuck up you're no better than brazil
>>64418957
israel can you pls take a break from monitoring goyim and just enjoy a good bread
>>64418965
>i have no idea how computers work
every time
>>64418981
>trying to ruin christmas
every fkn tiem
>>64418981
Israel is the worst thing that ever happened to humanity. I say that with zero reservation.
>>64418861
he's missed me about 3 times, the prick
so I don't bother anymore ;_;
>>64418619
All hail lord shitpost
>>64419010
you have no idea what ur talking about
>>64419010
Well you would think that wouldn't you?
lads, i copped a few downvotes on reddit for saying rory/lawler isn't the greatest fight of all time
>>64419010
>>64419042
Austrian vs. Jew 2
>>64418816
did the janny seriously just delete banter?
>>64419020
Stop sending it too late
>>64419059
kek
janitor confirmed for holocaust survivor and extremely triggered by "antisemitic" "behavior"
Rogan is live
http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan
>>64419057
did you /heem/ yourself?
pls be well oz
>>64418731
Haha they'd land those shots in your face all day you mad little roo
>>64419057
Link?
>>64419103
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/3xu0xh/video_lawler_speaking_about_his_ufc_189_war_with/
>>64419081
>It's a ISIS episode
>>64419116
Which post is yours?
>>64419103
>>64419116
Lads stay there if you're so concerned
>>64419070
sent them all bare early, he always picked up ones after mine
>>64419125
>they do it cuz america
I'm just guessing, rogan is among the biggest cucks out there
>>64419125
>>64419128
This tbqhwyf
>>64419150
no worry it's DUDE WEED LMAO episode now, chimps incoming
>>64419125
>it's a sheeple episode
>>64419150
>people actually hate Rogan
Fake fight fans
>>64419192
post your tv
>its a joe constantly tries to correct an expert episode
>>64416986
sav'd
>>64419192
>people actually agree with rogan
then I can't become a true fightfan
>>64419166
weed discussed, I'm shocked
>weed is the healthiest thing in the world bro that's why the currpurashons hate it
I never really listen to podcasts but for some reason I can tune in to Joe when he's live without issue
Is this what it means to be a fightfan?
>>64419222
Just a shitter tbqh
>>64419208
turn off your proxy
>>64419222
that depends, do you have a branded hot dog in your hand right now?
if not then no not a real fight fan
>>64419208
Are those your kids?
>>64417010
shouldve just fapped m8
>>64419208
SHES IN FULL MOUNT NOW JOE
>>64419275
>firewood indoors
That's a class 4 fire hazard, you poseur. Also attracts pests.
>>64419272
LOOKING TO FINISH THE FIGHT
>>64419304
you're a weirdo
>>64419272
LOOKING TO FINISH
>>64418830
>mfw he sank without a trace
he was a meme fighter anywhere
>there are people here who didn't witness the era of bizarre brazilian kid shows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okHz7CE8wp0
>>64419330
we get the results of their impact on your brains internethues
>>64418853
>lands more shots on anderson than his last 8 opponents combined
he softened him up for wide man
>>64419330
is aldo a short dick man?
>>64419348
Good point.
>>64419349
>being this drunk
>>64419352
No way.
>>64419401
shut up brazil at least we know how to stay ahead of the drug testers dumb asses
>>64418907
what a shithole
"We will have strict control," Fedor told championat. "Before and after the fight we are rendering analysis. [Rizin] demanded from us a list of drugs that we have taken during training camp Even in the contract, clauses have been provided in the case of a positive doping test."
>>64419425
>he softened him up for wide man
Didn't know time works backwards in Ireland
>>64415106
Made me chuckle.
>>64419454
You have low standards.
>>64418956
Fucking hue'd hard
>>64419441
of course it does you idiot we're several hours ahead of you
>>64419459
You need to mind your own fucking business.
>>64419441
>>64419467
>3rd world country banter
>>64419467
>thinking this is bant
Just rewatched Glover Teixeira vs OSP and I just realized the only reason Glover was able to get to his feet after being rocked in the 1st round was because he grabbed the fence and literally used it to pull himself up.
>mfw
If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying
>>64419192
Joe rogan seriously thought Chuck Lidell beat Keith Jardine and that Alex beat Jon
>>64415189
>AKAx3
>WW: Condit
>LW: Furguson
>FW: McGoob
>BW: Dom "Wet Toiletpaper" Cruz
>FLY: Coco Lightbulb-Head
>WBW: Blonde MemeThai Girl
>115: Joana
>>64419555
If you haven't received a warning you might as well grab that shit never understood the Tito hate myself
>>64417255
Technically he's right. The mw division was essentially their lhw division.
Honestly, how many of you think you can take Joe rogan in a fight?
>>64419642
I think I'd do pretty well considering my size and age advantage
>>64419642
Joe Rogan would be too toasted to realize he's in a fight.
>>64419600
>(you)
>>64419642
i'd be -2000
>>64419642
>MMA sanction fight
nope
>Street fight
yep
>>64419642
I'd turn it into a grappling exchange where I prove his black belt in BJJ is nothing more than a meme.
>>64419642
In a street fight? I think he'd be surprised.
>>64419695
>>64419682
>>64419656
>>64419715
>>64419718
>>64419719
Do you have any combat experience or are you just armchair warriors? Keep in mind Joe is a black belt in multiple disciplines and has highly regarded kicking technique. Between his pristine diet of kale shakes and elk steaks, TPC supplementation, and daily cardio and kettle bell workouts, he is the peak of physical fitness. I really don't think any of you would stand a chance.
Gleison Tibau failed in-competition USADA test at UFC Fight Night 77
everyone relevant at ATT has been popped
>>64419732
Carlson Gracie will give a black belt to anyone if he thinks it will drive up business
Tae Kwon Do is ineffective irl
Given the fact I have heemed someone on 5 continents, yeah, I think I'd crush him
Thanks for asking
>>64419755
>in competition
what a dummy
>>64419755
thanks for that breaking news
>>64419770
actually i take that back, only one left is the most obvious user (romero)
>>64419779
What about Lawler, JDS, Woodley, will brooks, etc...?
>>64419765
1. He's not Gracie black belt
2. He has heemd people with his kicks
3. Get in my guard
>>64419732
I'm trained in gorilla warfare and have over 200 confirmed HEEMs
http://youtu.be/xAZWLsHLO-k
Who has been your fcorite prospect to debut in the last ~18 months?
>>64420014
Thomas Almeida
Who is going to win Gracie vs Shameock in February?
>>64420108
Me lad. I literally live 15 minutes away from the stadium in downtown Houston. I'll be sure to snap pics for my heem brahs
>>64416265
>2011
>People think most pro athletes aren't on steroids
We are all in agreement that GSP did juice, right?
>>64420246
Yes, Nick Diaz confirmed it.
>>64420246
one of the most obvious truths in MMA
>>64420246
it was pretty obvious senpai. he bolted before USADA could catch him.
>>64418907
>not drenching your newborn baby in bug repellant 24/7
NEW BREAD
>>64415039
>>64415039
>>64415039
>>64420246
Can anyone name a top tier fighter from that era that didn't juice?
>>64415284
Is this only a meme? Was she really molested as a kid?
>>64420710
4:25
https://youtu.be/iMM6Pim4AWs?t=4m20s
>>64415211
Ass so fat, face so ugly
>>64417255
Saku never juiced tho
>>64415839
Angela Magana and Bec Rawlings are pretty slutty
>>64415277
>I want you to stare at my man tits while I talk to you
>>64415148
No one you ball gargling Irish faggot. Stop fucking spamming sage you human jizz bucket
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