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/heem/: Remember Sponsors? Edition


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Old Thread: >>64398795

Upcoming MMA events:
December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 16 - Invicta FC 15: Cyborg vs some can
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillasnek v Cruz
January 29 - Bellator 148: Koscheck v Secor
January 30 - UFC on Fox 18: Rumble v Bader
February 6 - UFC 196: Werdum v Sea Level Cain
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First for USADA

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450816091590.webm
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THAT DUDE IS A MOTHER FUCKER
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First for /ROSE/
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>>64403874
I dont know how much that usada guy got paid to stand there while mark hunt shit but i guarantee it isnt enough.
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>>64403902
that fucking statist scumbag will do ANYTHING for a paycheck
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Sage Northcutt getting 2 turnaround fights meanwhile I'm over here waiting 5 months between fights.
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>>64403889
WHAT?!?! WHAAT!?!?
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Who /Gojira/ here?
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>>64403792

reposting

also thanks guys already downloading 186+187
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>>64403902

They do the same for female athletes?
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>>64403902
Pecker checkers have no shame
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>>64403891
why do all strawweights, excluding the roided hue, look so soft /heem/?

you would think most would have some muscle since they cut weight (at least that's what I assume)
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>>64403934
UFC 189

Every fight on the card.

Also Fight Night: Erick Silva vs Matt Brown, every fight was great and people kind of forget about this card.
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>>64403942
Yes. You realize many women have male doctors right?
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>>64403889

THATS CRAZY...CUH-RAYZEE MAN DUDEEE DID I TELL I ABOUT THIS DOCUMENTARY I JUST WATCHED? DUDEEEEE ABOUT FUCKING ZOMBIES MAN THERES THIS PLANT THAT TURNS YOU INTO A ZOMBIE
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>>64403849
Meh I'm at the age where I can buy anything that I want. I only get presents from my gf, I have no family. She always gets me some good clothes and thoughtful items that I wouldnt think of buying for myself. Plus we went to 194 so that was like an early xmas present for me.

>>64403954
Were you in the military too? I always got stage fright.
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>>64403957
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>>64403966
DUDE DUDE DUDE
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>>64403971
oops, meant to reply to new zealand dude here >>64403869

But thats what I get for blogposting in a fresh thread.
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reminder
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>>64403985
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>>64403957

why do casuals only know about the most casual fighters?
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Is there a bigger meme than Conor being "eloquent"? If he doesn't practice his memery backstage he's shit tbqh
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>>64403866

Fedor fighting Dec. 31 in the RFF 2, update the fucking sticky, will be broadcast on Spike TV
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>>64404018
Wouldnt watch this shit if it was in my garden desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB44G3t6ar0

You can tell Olivi is such a bitch off camera. She probably cucks Benavidez pretty often.
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>>64403902
the only thing he should get is killed, he's the exact same type of bag of shit who gets paid to spy on our communications
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>>64403971
I was. I never got stage fright though, never had issues with that sort of thing really. I have seen on more than one occasion where guys had to shit while they pissed in the cup though, it was pretty funny.
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>>64404031

You got all that from a 5 minute video?
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>>64404015
Does an archive of that thread exist anywhere? I ask because I was the first (You) in that post's reply chain and I'd like to be able to show it to my grandkids someday.
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>>64403866
>Remember Sponsors?
Yes. Yes I do.

Guys wearing wigs, living in vans, selling t-shirts out of boxes and living on Dana's crumbs and Chuck-Wagon sandwiches from 7-11.
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>>64403934
Fight night Henderson vs boetsch.
189
187
185
UFC on fox 15
184
The person recommending 186 is probably not sincere.
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>>64404074
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/59898448/#59901935
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>>64404058
Are you that MXS air force dude I bantered with many fight cards ago?

One time I was there for like an hour. My bladder was fucking maxed and I'd be hurting to go, but then I'd get thin there and pull my dick out and all of a sudden I didnt have to go anymore. I remember sitting in that CaC or whatever it was called, and they had sweet home alabama, the movie with that legally blonde chick playing. I finally pissed and got back to my shop and got bitched at for lollygagging and wasting time.
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>>64404027

Thats because you unload so much jizz between McMemer fights those are the only ones you watch
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>>64404124
Sweet thanks anon. You're still my boy.
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>>64404124
Nice archive skills m8
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>>64404124
woops, the exact post:

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/59898448/#59899466
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>watching fights based on cards
>not watching specific fighter anthologies
bit pleb tbhpham
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>>64404143
I watched the WSOF card last week and I gaurentee you that this meme Japanese shitfest will be 100% worse than that
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>>64404082
>miniature cholo action figure is 1:1 scale
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>>64404176

Rizin is the successor of Pride. That automatically gives it more credit than WSOF
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http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/22/10649690/anthony-johnson-tyrone-spong-shoot-down-bs-rumors-of-blackzilians-demise-mma
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DIAZ?
EDGAR?
RDA?
ALDO?
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>>64404108
thanks m8 deleted 186 as you told
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>>64404133
No, marinefag here. Whenever we got word of a piss test i would just drink a gallon of water and resolve to not piss unless it was in the cup. There are few things more excruciating than holding your piss for an extended period of time.
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what's the best freakshow MMA fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAl9dpJuPEs
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>>64403971
UFC 194 is a great gift-to-self. I'm hoping I can buy myself some new 16oz gloves, we'll see if there's any money left over after xmas shopping/ parties etc. Otherwise orders have been put in for underwear so I can throw the old holey ones away. Exciting stuff. I just always like to hear what other people want/get for xmas. Brings out my inner child.
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>>64404272
>deleting 186
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>>64404241
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>>64404272
186 isn't necessarily bad, but it is headlined by Mighty Mouse (125lb title fight). The comain was lackluster also but there were some good fights on the card too, but its not a card I'm every going to go back and watch through.
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>>64404299
For some reason American poster seemed most trustworthy
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>>64404323
Actually the only fight really worth watching is the first fight on the maincard of 186.

Also, I forgot to mention 184 is Ronda in the mainevent and holly Holm in the comain, but the card is good overall and the Holm match is the only one not very exciting, but you might want to watch anyway just because it was the fight that got her the title shot.
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>>64404323
you dont like 186 because youre a filthy casual

to get into the sport greekbro should watch 186 since its a mustwatch for every fightfan
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best divisions: WW/FW

worst divisions: HW/FlyW
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>>64404354
>it was the fight that got her the title shot.

Top kek casuals.
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FUCK ISIS
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>>64404283
Underwear is a staple christmas present. I pity any man that doesnt have a mom/spouse/sister/friend to gift him some good chonies for christmas.

I bought myself this new rain jacket yesterday.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DQYXERI?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00


My gf likes sloths so this here I bought her a bunch of shit with sloths on it. Kind of a weak year as far as buying her gifts, but I nailed it the two previous years so no big deal. Her "big" gift is a sloth onesie pajama type thing called a "Kigurumi"
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>>64404354
cool

any vintage ufc cards worth downloading after finishing the current ones?
>>64404384
well I have already 5 cars waiting to download.maybe I would check it afterwards
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>>64404241
They are all the same
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The worst part about watching streams is getting stupid British commercials stuck in your head
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>>64404425
UFC 31
UFC 34
UFC 52
UFC 57
UFC 79
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>>64404488
I now know why britain is the way it is now, though. The whole country is addicted to gambling.
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>>64403866
Requesting paige dancing webms. Please and thank you.
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>>64404496
you're the man

cheers bro
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>>64404523
https://www.instagram.com/p/8e6z5RBPR7/

Sexy as fuck
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Listen, I like you as a friend but you don't have the skills to be a top level fighter. Not saying you don't work hard or you're lazy, but when I look at you I don't see someone who's capable of competing at an elite level, you just don't have what it takes.
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>>64404543
Goddamn tyrone
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>>64404596
https://www.instagram.com/p/77DcQsBPdG/

Absolute legend
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>>64404575
It's not like Joe was wrong
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>>64404015
>5'6

Fucking femlet. Might as well date a 4'10 mexican like jeb
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who are the second and third toughest guys around here?

I want you both at the same time.
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>>64404543
>>64404615
What does Bryan Callen do? Where does his money come from?
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>>64404701
In your ass and mouth huh? Prepare to get dick heemed
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So what percentage of /heem/ actually trains? Would joining a kickboxing class help out a chubby guy like me?
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>tfw i could heem every here
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>>64404758
nah m8 I see people like you everytime and you keep ending up looking like a goof
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>>64404761
You can't heem shit, Tony
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>>64404031
Her body is great.
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>>64404758

looolbud probably goes to every gym in his area to try and win back his Miesha Tate
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>>64404758
No just lose weight, why does every fat ass I meet is into bullshit attempts at mma. You don't even have the discipline to lose weight yet alone train, can't just skip levels
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>>64404758
It would, no one gives a fuck if you're fat anyway just take the begineer classes and lose some weight.
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>>64404771
Do you ever contribute anything useful to these threads? Do you even watch mma or do you just come here to do your epic pranks?

>>64404758
If your life was a movie, and it started now – forget about whatever financial disasters you’ve had, personal failures, relationship failures – what would the hero of your life’s movie do right now? Do that! Do those things. We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say ‘Well, that’s me.’ That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who’s learned from those failures and you can choose to be the hero of your own movie right now.

Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.
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>>64404715
He has a rich father.

He does a lot of stand up in from of Joe Rogan fans though and he has had some acting parts here and there.
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>>64404815
>he actually wrote this post
lmao you autist
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>>64404839
Epic
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All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.

>Brock
Wwe meme

>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue

>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme

>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers

>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard

>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme

>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
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>>64404839
its a joe hogan copy pasta my man
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>>64404715
>>64404817

Hes a fucking comedian thats been in movies you twats
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>>64404848
>>64404855
I was pretending bro
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>>64404815
Noice.
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>>64404860
Wow dude, you don't have to be tough all the time.
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>>64404850
nice meme post
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>>64404543
>posting white privileged shitlords

Nice
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JRE when?
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>>64404701
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.
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>>64404860

Brendan pls go

Forever
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>>64405157
"Technical difficulties"
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>tfw I could dismantle everyone here with my rubber guard
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THAT DUDE IS A MOTHERFUCKER
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>>64405185
They're live in ustream tho

http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan
http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan
http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan
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this fucking Joe Rogan, man. He's so fucking shit, he can't even get his live podcast to work.
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>>64403957
strawweights are not common homosapien
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>>64405203
CONOR-PETTIS? THATS A MOTHERFUCKER

IF IM HOMEBOY IM THINKIN I SHOULDNT BE GETTIN LESS THAN 20M A FIGHT
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>>64405192
>implying I am not the best at rubber guard from this board. both legs go in the back of my head without using my hands.
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>>64403995
those boy hips
*vomit*
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>>64404012
it's all relative.
when you compare him to Rockhold, Conor is fucking Walt Whitman.
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who is the real meme fighter?

my vote is chuck
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>>64405225
>>64405225

IF IM HOMEBOY IM ASKING FOR THAT DIAZ FIGHT THATS THE FIGHT TO MAKE BRO
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>crazy shit
>certain drivers for videocards
Joe Rogan confirmed for AMD
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man, i listened to the JRE last night when i was going to bed and i got creeped out when they started talking about courtney love, etc

had a spooky nightmare too
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>>64404396
Hello after timer
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WAKE UP HOE-SAY
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>>64405386

Where did I after time faggot?
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>>64405107

Thanks lad
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>>64405207
this duncan guy is quite insufferable
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>>64405207
All of joe's friends are fucking annyoing shitheads
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GSP return when? Fedor to UFC when? Brock Vs Fedor when?
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>>64405622
>GSP return when?
if it doesn't happen in 2016 then he's never coming back
>Fedor to UFC when?
never. make way more money crushing cans in japanese freakshows
>Brock Vs Fedor when?
never. brock makes way more money doing mandrama
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>>64405698
this
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>>64405216

R A R E F L A G
A
R
E
F
L
A
G
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>>64403891
Who do you think raped her shit up, /heem/?
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>>64405847
here's the twist: it was Pat Barry all along
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>>64404018
>Mah nigga Shinya Aoki getting second billing to Fedor

God is real
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>tfw heem is dead during christmas
is everyone out with their GFs and family?
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>>64405847
she said it was an uncle

for years and years

during prime cunny time
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>>64404850
and what's the issue with this

you're literally just saying "all the UFC draws are people who are popular and get a lot of attention from people" no shit you fucking idiot
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>>64405919

Nah they're out with YOURS
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/snacks&hoez/
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>>64405919
>out
Lmao. I'm watching a ONE bunda match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ZIsNQG1MM
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>>64405944
proper lad
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How do you change the camera on Fight Pass?

Or can you not do it on mobile?
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>>64405919
im lost in the steam sale desu
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>>64405937
Really? Where did she mention this? Do you have a link? Did she mention if she is still in contact with him?
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>>64405698

BS desu :(
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>>64406006
Can't do if on mobile
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>>64406051
Thanks
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What's the best way to initiate a fight on da streets?
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been trying to dislodge a tiny tonsil stone with cotton swabs for 20 minutes, i keep gagging, snots running like a river from my nose my eyes are watering like fuck, gagging till the point of vomiting
>TFW heemed by a tonsil stone
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>>64406103
shove someone off
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>>64406103
Pull guard
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>>64406121
gargle warm water to loosen it up
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>>64406150

What?
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>>64406103

Do you want to get stabbed?
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>>64406103

call them a name
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>>64406181
Educate yourself.
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who is the best champ and why its werdum
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>>64406121

Tonsil stone?

Man you UK fags really do have pig disgusting mouths
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Threadly reminder to train in your bathrobe a minimum of 3x a week.
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>>64406202
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>>64404082
How long will they have that guys name on the door in the octagon? Forever?
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>>64406202
jon jones and mcgoober
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>>64406170
its tiny and stuck behind a flap. everytime i touch it with the swab it just seems to make it tighter, ill try again tomorrow
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>>64406192
Does this actually work?
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so fellas who's getting red panty night next
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Sean McCorkle could have easily fucked Megan Olivi here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCTVv8sjuko
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>>64406202
Because he has a hilarious sense of humour

It's the same reason I like Joanna
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>>64406211
10PJJ is the future of MMA

Ben Saunders will be WW champ by end of 2017 with Alan Jouban as a top contender

Tony Ferguson will be next long reigning LW champion

Chemtrails
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>>64406245
Hopefully Nate and then RDA
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>>64406285
>hopefully Nate

Stop
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>>64406202
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>>64406103
Sucker punch nigger style.
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>>64406285
>nate
as much as i want nate, it won't happen.
you can't have 2 bullies bully eachother, you need the good guy to cheer for
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>>64406202
>>64406303
This is now a Werdum thread
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>>64406319
well i dont really think McGoober is going to fight RDA without going through Nate first
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>>64406324
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>>64406265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWgW833hzOE
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>>64406319
>you need the good guy to cheer for
except nobody cheers for the good guy, people cheer for mcgregor
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>>64405941

They get attention despite being one dimensional(Rousey,Brock,Mcshit) or not really that good, ergo memes stupid bitch
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>>64406352
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>>64406366
i want to see nate giving mcgregor the finger
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>>64406324
This video is AWESOME
someone posted it here other day
i started to like werdum because of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKI2wHixJl8
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>>64406324
>>64406352
Werdum is great
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>>64406395
>brazilian humor
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>>64406374
aw so you want le ebin multi dimensional super 2deep4u fighter for you to get invested

get the fuck outta here you fucking casual faggot
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>>64406395
Werdum time
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>>64406424
Thanks for linking this video Brazil, hadn't seen it but it's pretty great so far.
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Does it get any better than this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHAGXlIyprQ
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>>64406424
>>64406430
>>64406431
>>64406463
Gotta love the guy, but how do you picture him matching up against a sea-level Cain? It'll definitely be interesting to see what adjustments they both make having fought each other before
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Why did Junior Dos Cantos look like shit?
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Is bending viable in MMA?
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Is there a webm of all of Sage's meme flips?
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>>64406521
Because he got off the steroids.

Without steroids, non-blacks are really going to be unable to compete.
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>>64406521
Horrible brain damage and off-cycle
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>>64406517
I think Cain could take it, but sea level or not Werdum was outclassing him. I don't think the Altitude played that great of an effect in the first round yet even there I'm sure Werdum had an edge and was tagging him. I hope he does win but now Cain knows not to go for that takedown because he could so easily be submitted. Werdum's guillotine in their fight was beautiful.


Why is Valesquez getting a rematch anyway? Is it just because of muh altitude?
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>>64406517
Well, to me Werdum is one of the smartest fighters in UFC, if not the smartest
He won against superior fighters just by using his brain, like Fedor and Cain, im pretty sure he is going to think about something when the time comes
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>>64406553

It's because of MUH MEXICANS

Dana wants that audience
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>>64406517

Cain was landing in some of the exchanges and is the better striker, I think at one point he even knocked him down. It's tough to call but I think Cain will edge it.
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>>64406517
He's gonna kill him again
Cain gets destroyed at range because he has no kicks no knees and gets hit all the time
He gets destroyed inside because Werdum is mad strong and has a crazy Thai cleensh
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>>64406486
Check out most of the guys videos that made that one. Most of them are very good.
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>>64406553
Werdum knew exactly what he was going to do, you can see he smile the exact moment Cain goes for the takedown.
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>>64406517
Cain is for sure a legitimate threat. The thing is, though, I thought Werdum did amazingly against him in the first round, before he gassed, which gives me a lot of hope.

Cain had a ton of trouble dealing with that jab, so I'm sure he's going to have prepared for it. On the other hand, Cain's most successful strike was the leg kicks and not his hands, and I can't see Werdum not preparing for those.
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>>64406553
Because the HW division is absolutely barren
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>>64406632
Cain literally took him down in the first round, into side control, Werdum regained guard, and then Cain stood up
He's the only guy in MMA who Cain would be at a disadvantage to be on top of, its crazy
Its also crazy how he's the #3 Heavyweight of all time and only just won his first world title
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>>64406599
Ah thanks lad, I see the Joanna one is there which I've seen linked here but never got round to watching. Will do now
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>>64406649

>number 3

Whos better?
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>>64406424
Cool vid. Thanks
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>>64406666
NICE DIGITS SENPAI
>>
name this file
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>>64406424
your welcome, it is an awesome video though, wish it was easier to find the good stuff on youtube

learn to love almieda as well the future BW champ, he will mercy kill the dominator. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ucE5XXgj4
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>>64406687
Dominick cruz is his native habitat
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>>64406687
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
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>>64406352
>Cain besides the ISIS guy being very friendly
>Werdum is managed by the ISIS guy
>RDA is managed by ISIS guy
>Frankie Edgar, same thing
>part of the UFC is owned by kebabs

Where were you when you realized the UFC is a terrorist league?
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>>64406666
1 Fedor
2 Nogueira
3 Werdum
4 JDS
5 Velasquez
6 Couture
7 Barnett
8 Arlovski
9 Cro Cop
10 Coleman
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>>64403891
>tfw no qt rose gf

hold me, /heem/
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>>64406786
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>>64406835
I'm using FightMatrix, who have a mathematical algorithm for their rankings and shit
Post yours, go on
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>>64406786

>forgetting Lesnar

How dumb can you be anon??
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>>64406786
>Big Nog that high
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>>64406786
1 Fedor
2 Nogueira
3 Cain
4 Lesnar
5 Werdum

Rest don't matter.
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>>64406771

Then why don't we see ISIS beheading people via sick guillotine chokes rather than machete?
>>
Who /JackSlack/ here?

http://fightland.vice.com/blog/fightland-presents-the-2015-slacky-awards
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>>64406884
He has to be. His resume is better than Fedor's, although he didn't beat him.
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>>64406901
hi jack
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>>64406901
Thanks jack
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>>64406884
>i didn't watch pride
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Is this the most skilled crop of champions ever?

>Joanna
>Holly
>DJ
>(soon to be Cruz)
>Conor
>RDA
>Lawler (weakest champ, if only GSP was still around)
>Jones
>Werdum
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Ken Shamrock would put every here in the graveyard
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>>64406944
Someone is forgetting Nate Diaz the GOAT
>>
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING STAND UP FIGHT CAIN
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>>64406948
more like Ken Shitmrock
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>>64406944
joanna/dj are cancrushers
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>>64406994
Ya ain't a real fight fan my man
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>>64406441

>I'm the casual
>he enjoys one dimensional memery

Cuck
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>>64406859

>>>/mandrama/
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>>64406971
WUT WE THROWING SPINNING SHIT NOW? [in robot voice]
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>>64407018
>cuck
>using memewords out of context to try to make a point about meme fighters
hello reddit
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>>64404850
>>Mcgoober
>Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
You forgot the meme tattoos.
>>
Anyone watching JRE?
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>>64407004
joanna/dj will stay at reign until they are too old to fight, i don't like it
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>>64407058
i'm listening to the ufc recap atm
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>>64404861
>I was only pretending to be retarded.
Sure you were. Sure you were.
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>>64407052

>le reddit
>doesn't argue with any of my points

I win I guess

>>64407054

Oops lad. Missed that. He's a seattle vaping memer with an irish accent
>>
Is conduit a "meme" fighter?
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>>64407079
i called you a casual faggot for being so assblasted about wanting 2deep4u fighters and all you did was say "cuck"

you're a shitposting memester worse than any meme fighter and you should heem yourself my man
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>>64404303
what's the eyepatch in reference to? i've seen it on a few guys now.
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>>64407100

Yes, I want mixed martial artists not meme faggots who are one dimensional. All those fags are one dimensional and have one meme quality that is overblown and marketed. It is making mma more mandrama.

>ALDO IS A PUSSY M8
>OI RESPEKT ALDO

Literal mandrama tier shit
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>>64406944
>Lawler
>Weakest Champ

Why
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>>64407126
>Yes, I want mixed martial artists
you get that as well, do you just not want to hear anything about them before the fights?

just ignore everything until the fight night and there, all you get is mixed martial artists
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>>64407126
What fighters do you like then?
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>>64407039

>>>>>>>not loving mandrama
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>>64404758

Don't listen to this kid. He's just mad bcsuse he doesn't have the balls to train, or he's under age and he can't afford it.

I started out out of shape, never trained martial arts in my life and came out with new friends, new confidence, in good shape, and most importantly learning a valuable life skill. It's perfect for you anon.
>>
>>64407126

Please just go back to mandrama.
>>
Chins that got broken in 2015?

>Aldo
>JDS
>Ronda although she never fought someone capable of consistently hitting her and actually testing her chin
>Pendred?
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>>64407172
Bigfoot by Mir and Hunt
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>>64407172
I wonder why those chins suddenly broke
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>>64407148

>he doesn't get the point

You're a retard

>>64407155

>Rockhold
>Filthy Lawlor
>Aldo

>>64407162
>>64407171

go to asp bitch
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>>64407172
Joe Schillling
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>>64407210

To what?
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>Joe Rogan used to drink his own piss every morning attempting to make himself healthier
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>>64407218
ufc 200 baby
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>>64407218
UFC 200 probably
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>>64407196
>he doesn't get the point
what's your fucking point because you're just complaining about stuff you can ignore.

You want JUST fighting, not fighting + mandrama which is what got the ufc to the size that it is right now
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>>64407232
mfw this is true
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Sickest KO of the year?
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>>64407172
>JDS
But he took a hard shot and was still in it.

The prob of JDS guy is 100% mental, he threw like 5 punches in the entire round. He also looked sloppy as shit in the Miocic fight. Cain ruined him
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>>64407266
>>64407196
>>64407148
>>64407126
>>64407100
>>64407079
>>64407052
Stop posting already
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>>64407232

I don't find that surprising at all
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>>64406786
>>64406893
>Nogueira

r u avin a fukkin bubble baff m8
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>>64407196

If you don't appreciate the shared history MMA and wrestling has you're a retard. Shamrock, Lesnar, Sakuraba. If you're discounting their role in the foundation of this sport both technically and for it's building popularity you're a stupid fucking casual.

That said they have no role here now and CM Punk should never fight in the UFC.
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>>64407062
But Claujia mai fightfu already beat Joanna. And didn't what's her face new Russian chick beat her in Mauy Thai as well?
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>>64407062

>Joanna

Doubt, Letourneau gave her a hard time in round 1. No one is unbeatable.
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>>64407367
Russian girl is 135, my bad.
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>>64407358

There's has never been a dramatic man who succeeded in the UFC that didn't have a college wrestling background. And there's only TWO of those! There's no history with man drama! Fuckin shill
>>
>>64407367
claudia would be a good fightfu if she wasn't over 50% male and didn't have a deep ass voice
>>
>>64407367

what a slut
>>
>>64407416

People who /mandrama/ know how to sell fights. It's literally their job. The background in an actual combat sport is of course necessary for them to have success but knowing how to ham it up for a camera helped solidify MMA's early success because, believe it or not, casuals want mandrama. Then maybe they stick around for the sport afterwards.
>>
It finally happened boys, I had a dream about Sage.

We were at a fight event, and it had a blue ring with yellow ropes. GSP walked out first, then Sage came out. As Sage emerged, the announcer said "Stand up for Sage!!" and the full crowd all joined hands and started singing
>stand by thee
>stand by thee
>we'll always stand by thee
A few times then I woke up
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>>64407066
here's the onnit fight companion with alex jones they were talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8LJzLrAsgo
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>>64407437

Nobody wants man drama you fucking casual. MMA was started by fighters and is supported by people who respect martial arts. Name one crossover drama man who's name isn't Brock Lesnar
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Should I buy tickets to UFC on Fox 18 to see Sage firsthand?

Will he bless me with his super-steroids?
>>
some of you guys are cool

dont buy ufc fight pass
>>
>Werdum subs Cain
>Lawler /JUSTBLEEDs/ Rory
>Honda Housey BTFO
>McGOAT literally dethrones one of the GOATS

Was 2015 the best year of MMA senpai?
>>
>>64407497
If you do go let me know. We can meet up and fight.
>>
>>64407497
Look inside yourself. You are already blessed.
>>
For all the goofs that complain about how much the UFC pays their fighters

Main Card (NBC Sports Network)
Alexandre Almeida ($6,000 + $6,000 = $12,000) def. Lance Palmer ($28,000)
Ozzy Dugulubgov ($14,000 + $14,000 = $28,000) def. Nic Herron-Webb ($3,000)
Sheymon Moraes ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Robbie Peralta ($7,000)
Josh Hill ($7,000 + $7,000 = $14,000) def. Bekbulat Magomedov ($8,000)
Jake Heun ($8,000 + $8,000 = $16,000) def. Clinton Williams ($4,000)

Preliminary Card
Abubakar Nurmagomedov ($2,500 + $2,500 = $5,000) def. Danny Davis Jr. ($3,000)
Johnny Nunez ($2,000 + $2,000 = $4,000) def. David Jordan ($1,200)
Marat Magomedov ($3,000) vs. Hakeem Dawodu ($6,000) ruled a majority draw
Gil Guardado ($800* + $1,000 = $1,800) def. Giga Chikadze ($1,200*)

*Guardado forfeited percentage of purse to Chikadze for mi
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>>64406829
>qt
>speaks ebonics
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_fp97dNIBU

Who hype?
>>
>>64407595
Personally for me it was probably the best year in my ~6 years of following MMA. The bad side is that MMA has been so damn good this year that it kind of made everything else feel like just padding the time until the next big MMA night of bangers.
>>
>>64407646
conor will fight twice on this card
defending both featherweight and lightweight titles

cap this post
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>>64407632
you would think that making it into the ufc would make you a living wage
>>
>>64407632
>khabib has a brother

2v2 fight against the diaz brothers WHEN
>>
>>64404213
>be irish
>be unaware MMA existed before Conor McGregor beat Jose Aldo
>think the sport is called "Ultimate Fighting"
>be a dumb fucking potatonigger
>>
>>64407646
It's fun pausing that video at points and seeing which card you land on
>>
>>64404279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af8NmSimsL8
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>>64407172
three of the four you listed were after the IV ban

and so was Mendes getting one shot by Edgar
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>>64407774
Edgar hit Mendes with a double banger though wasn't it? That sneaky right hand first, then swanging in hard with that vertical fist left hook.
>>
>>64407595
>Jones humiliates DC
>>
>>64407172
>JDS' chin
>broken
He took a fucking hook right on the button from a 240 pound man and wasn't even out cold you retarded cunt
>>
>>64407715
Why?
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daily reminder this is the just bleediest fight of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZlvn5Oo7vE
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>>64407883
Just wait until I get my hands on you
>>
>>64407858
not saying they deserve a living wage. it's just, that the UFC seems like such a dream, to get signed to fight in it. And to think you could be fighting in it and still be a poor fuck, seems crazy. But even after you make it that far you still have to beat the best to make good money.
>>
>>64407632
Who is this one American that takes legitimate offence when people rightly point out that being a UFC fighter yields jack shit for cash?
I mean, he just posted the distant #3 competitor's pay scale and the guys on the main card are actually making more money than some UFC guys. I think he might have literal brain problems.
>>
>>64407883
Yeah and your boy got fucking embarrassed in there.
>be ahead of scorecards and five minutes away from world champion
>crumple because my nose hurts too much waaaggghhhh
>>
>>64406901
Arigatou, Jack Slack-senpai
>>
>>64407904
maybe because it is ridiculous for people in that position to be looking for a handout. You get what you earn.
>>
>>64407901
You're quite dumb.
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>>64407972
Rude
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>>64407923
remember that one time an australian fought for a title?
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>>64404027
Because you're a bandwagon casual, so it isn't expected of you.
>>
>>64407883
>daily reminder this is the just bleediest fight of all time

Jim Miller vs Joe Lauzon would like a word.
>>
>>64407984
>>
>>64407946
>looking for a handout
There's something seriously wrong with you.
>>
NEW

>>64403866
>>64403866
>>64403866
>>
>>64408002
That fight was a real sticky mess. Seen it a few times after the fact, it holds up quite well.
>>
>>64407632
>forfeiting a percentage of your $800 dollar purse

kek
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>>64407895
l-lets get closer
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Where the fuck do you change cameras?
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>>64408028
Whoa you made that new thread way too early. You have any idea how fast you were going?
>>
>>64408033
$800 is with the percentage taken, they were both 1k/1k
>>
>>64408033
It was a $1000 purse
>>
>>64408055
>can't even take a proper screenshot

Fuck off normie
>>
>>64408055
Hey famalam, great to have you here -- you gotta watch the full event video to get the full player, not just the single fight.
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-193
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>>64408070
He doesn't know how to change cameras
>>
>>64408006
>>
>>64408089
lel I guess we're even then
>>
>>64408014
Be honest. Do you have a job?
>>
>>64408081
Thanks.. I need to hear Edmond's advice
>>
>>64408113
>ronda
>ronda that was butifel
>>
you have 10 seconds to explain how rory/lawler is FOTY without bringing up the staredown at the end of the 4th or rorys nose breaking

literally the most overhyped fight of the year
>>
>>64408105
Yeah, and so do a lot of UFC fighters because they don't get paid enough to make a career out of it.
>>
>>64407904
ufc yields on average 4x the nearest competition. The issue right now is more then half of all ufc fighter base is from 2012 and sooner, and have shitty entry level contracts and need to renegotiate.

also the ufc needs to lose some shitty money pigs not worth their big contracts from when they were big fighters. I'd rather watch magny fight 10x then they pay some old stalwart LHW 200/200 because he won some event in 2003
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>>64408127
>a lot
the only fighters that have other jobs are the ones who either do it by choice or aren't good enough to make a career out of being a fighter.
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>>64408122
>>
kek london getting another poo card unless they add RoMac/Lombard
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>>64408122
It's a five round back and forth war with a finish and an absolute showcase in heart, grit and determination (Yeah I know that's three words for the same thing)
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>>64407816
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>>64408122
>explain why the fight is FOTY, without saying why the fight was FOTY
>>
>>64408161
>Dempsey
>Dempsey
>>
>>64408170

>Hit noes
>KO someone

How
>>
>>64406103


start going though the kata that sensei taught you, to warm up your chi before the coming battle
>>
>>64408183
Oh noes
>>
>>64408163
>Rory
>heart grit determination
Lmao

Tristar is filled with pussies. There is GSP who taps to strikes. Rory who lets Condit have his way with him for a round and half and then falls over from lawlers jab. Northcuck is the next bitchmade superstar they have.
>>
>>64408170
>John "please don't hurt him" McCarthy
>>
>>64408183

>IV ban causes brain to be dehydrated and suffer more damage from blows

>get hit in skull

>knocked out

how
>>
>>64408204
I was talking about Lawler lel
I'm glad Rory got wrecked so bad, hate that faggot.
>>
>>64408170
Thank you my yamatodamashii family. As someone who was never the biggest fan of Edgar at 155, considering him as one of those fighters who only cares about volume but not truly effective strikes... I've really had to re-evaluate my memes seeing just how effective and dangerous Edgar has become at 145.
>>
>>64408214

>Noes
>Skull

Canadian eduaction
>>
>>64408182
These young fighters gotta rack up as much experience as they can, and what better way than fighting a couple times on one night?
>>
>>64408163

>back and forth war

lawler got rocked once and the rest of the fight was spent just occasionally catching each other with a good jab or combo

but i guess because it was spent on the feet, the casuals eat it up
>>
>>64408232
>jaw
>skull
>>
>>64408161
>grand total of one (1) memefighter and two (2) fighters with an actual name
Wow that's awful
>>
>>64408204
Listen to John McCarthy's thoughts on Rory/Robbie, it's an interesting bit of talking
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/10/big-john-mccarthy-discusses-reffing-brutal-bout-between-lawler-and-macdonald
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>>64408267
I read it when it came out. Still a bitch.
>>
>>64408267
Yeah this is very good.
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>>64408256
Can't all be le supreme gentleman's fight of choice
>>
>>64407479

Bobby Lashley and the Shamrock bros. Also Sakuraba out of Japan.
>>
>>64407883

Diego Sanchez vs Martin Kampmann
>>
Gastelum out of UFC 195
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>>64408161
>Bisping vs. Moose
>Cheeky Fruit Eating man vs. Wilkinson
>Mini Zangief vs. Stormin
>Breese vs. Murdermeat
>Svenson vs. Teymur
>Brad Picket vs. Briones
>no wmma

This is actually very solid card
>>
There is not a man alive I couldn't heem right now.
>>
>>64408305
>the Shamrock bros
lmao Ken was the only one who did mandrama and they were both in Pancrase way before that happened
casual faggot
>>
>>64408307

Absolutely gutted...Just kidding.
>>
>>64408267
>http://mmajunkie.com/2015/10/big-john-mccarthy-discusses-reffing-brutal-bout-between-lawler-and-macdonald

>his lungs are full of blood droplets

He just quit!
>>
>>64408315
>Svenson vs Teymur
>solid
They were the blandest Euros on TUF
>>
>>64408267
>Rorys punches are average
>Robbies are devastating thuds

based Ruthless
>>
>>64408307

>injury

Probably realised he couldn't make the weight
>>
>>64408315
Manuwa vs Krylov is also rumoured, if they add that and RoMac/Lombard then its a solid card right now its a bit meh
>>
>>64408307
that fight never made sense anyways, Noke is lucky
>>
>>64408362
it's true, Robbie punches hard and he kicks hard too

he should throw more kicks
>>
>>64408161
I see some stuff I like here. Arnie Allen vs Meza, Breese, Khabilov getting to smash Parke, Wilko the warriah vs Mr Not So Finland... surprised that there aren't some more of the local standouts from previous British / Irish cards though; like Robert Whiteford, Stevie Ray, Ross Real Deal....
>>
>>64408352
Senson didn't lose on TUF. He may not be mandrama enough, but he didn't lose any traction.

>>64408366
Krylov is shit. I really don't understand why the UFC pushes him as a good fighter.

>gets subbed via von flue choke

Fucking white belt.
>>
Post your predictions:

>Conor vs RDA
>Conor vs Frankie
>Conor vs Nate Diaz
>Conor vs Aldo II
>Conor vs Cowboy
>>
>>64408378
Dana was just trying to build up his Mexican golden boy
>>
>>64408394

>Conor
>Conor
>Conor
>Conor
>Conor
>>
>>64408204
>Lawler broke Rory's nose in the first round
>proceeds to grind his nose into oblivion over the course of the 5 rounds
>doesn't quit, stands his ground and keeps throwing
>was ahead on all judge's scorecards going into the 5th
>Lawler finally deletes what was left of Rory's nose bones
>Rory collapses in pain

If you don't think that took guts and toughness then I don't know what you look for. I ought to heem you right now just to teach you what it's like to be in over your head. If you could break your gaze away from the ground and look me in the eyes you'd know that I'm not messing around. Maybe you should put your free time into training instead of pretending to be a tough guy online
>>
>>64408394

Conor smokes Nate
smokes Aldo
smokes Cowboy
he's wrestlefuggered by RDA
gets point fight decisioned/wrestlefuggied by Edgar
>>
>>64408392
He's just so bland though
It's the Ryan Bader effect, like how on earth are you meant to get pumped up about a fight he's in
>>
>>64408392
>gets subbed via von flue choke
OSP was too much for him. Dont hate on Krylov though, he always has exciting fights and has some pretty legit wins.
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>>64408419
Give him a break. I've mentally and emotionally crippled him to the point that he feels an uncontrollable urge to hate on anything Canada related. He can't help it; I'm the one pulling the strings and making the puppet dance.
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rip Emanuel Yarbrough
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>>64408394
>Conor
>Conor
>Conor
>Conor
>Conor
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>>64408424
Because you're supposed to be a real fight fan
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>>64408392
Krylov a cute. Fun fights, and Kool Karate. His win over Walt Harris was good times.
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>>64408035
The Nose Knows
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>>64408161
Bisping vs Mousasi is hype.

If Rory/Lombard happens on the card, it would be choice.
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>>64408424
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>>64408450
I'm as real as it getsâ„¢ but I still can't find it within me to get hyped about randoms off of TUF
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>>64408349

Better yet.

>Fought 5 rounds with a broken nose
>Direct hits all fight to the same spot finally can't take anymore
>Hes a pussy!
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>>64408466
>Bisping vs Mousasi is hype.

Moose probably just going to wrestle Bitchping
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>>64408349
>>64408503

oh wow, its not like blood isn't oxygen anyway

if anything, having blood in his lungs should have given him more energy
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>>64408440
fugg
rip big man
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>>64408471
DELET THIS
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>>64408508
>McGregor at 155
He looks so good
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>>64408524
poor bait

try harder next time
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>>64408527
The laugh is perfect
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>>64408514
Leites was catching Bisping with some heaters. Even in the later rounds. Maybe Bisping was having an off night, but I doubt that. If the Moose pulls his finger out, he could tag Bisping up early and often.
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>>64408546
It's weird watching old MMA and spinning shit gets the "what the fuck was that' treatment from the announcers.
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requesting the miesha tate webm
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>>64408546
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>>64408514
god knows Bisping will never knock him out in a million years. Still pulling for him though.
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>>64408629
>i was aiming for the head, honest
Fucking showboating nigger
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>>64408514
>Bitchping
lol
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>>64408604
I got a couple.
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>>64408629
>cageside people just want to see the world burn
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>>64408629
Could you imagine Uriah Hall with Werdum's confidence and memery?
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>>64408629

BASED HALL
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>>64408629
look at all of those media worms

these are the fat nerds that you goofs are taking your opinions from
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>>64408629
I don't see Bisping winning. Sorry pham
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>>64408667
what a world that would be.
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>>64408604
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Was Halls win over Moose a fluke?
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>>64408307
I could literally care less.
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>>64408661
>be proffesional fighter
>get fake tits
>pick one
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>>64408697
I take my opinions from Luke Thomas! :D
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>>64408708
About as flukish as any other huge win for a fighter.

It was no more a fluke than Conor one punching Aldo. Doesn't really mean anything in the end.

W is a w
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>>64408708
probably
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>>64408708
It was a fluke if they fought 100 times Uriah Hall would win only 10 or 15 out of those 100 times, it was a fluke Moose will be back 100x stronger like Vegeta meeting Goku again.
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>>64408723
man could you imagine if one of those burst mid fight?
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>>64408780
Remember when women only got three minute rounds?
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>>64408743
I wouldn't go that far, but I get your point. You can't really say that Hall was expecting Moose to duck, and had Moose not ducked, he wouldn't have gotten rocked.

Condor was aiming to the liddle bruzilian 'ead tho.

A W is a W, at the end. Moose underestimated him desu.
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>>64408780
Does anyone know when she had it done?
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>>64408751
Thats what gets my tits all excited for Bisbong vs Moose.
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>>64408708

no
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>>64408708
Uriah Hall has incredibly powerful kicks, even though Mousasi was dominating the 1st round, Uriah was the better fighter that night, plain and simple.

Though I'd say Mousasi wins against Uriah a good majority of the time
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>>64408838
I think Hall was trying to kick the body and Moose put his head there instead.
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>>64408802
man I should dig out this dvd box set I got from my cousin. It's from a defunct MMA league that had a heavyweight womens fight along with a ton of shitty fights all over the card, I watched it with a friend and had a few good laughs..
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>>64408527
top bants
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>They said Weidman's wins over Silva weren't flukes
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>>64408877
What a madman. Classic Moose.
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>>64408928
him throwing a fight against Rockhold doesn't mean he did not beat Silva twice, with nothing more to it.
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>>64408599
basically rolling and heel kicks now
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>>64408958
>him throwing a fight against Rockhold

HERE WE GO!
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>>64408880
Damn you gotta do that now, sounds perfect.
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>>64408708
statisical eventuality, throws dangerous kicks, someone will walk into one someday. If only he could set them up and guide them into his meme's he'd be a good fighter
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>>64408305

Bobby Lashley was a wrestler before. Shamrock bros were mma fighters and only Ken did wwf. Same with Sakuraba. Dumb faggot
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>>64408963
Tony is really pushing the envelope with his array of rolling-type techniques. I think in a few years we're going to see on average at least one defensive roll and one offensive roll per fight.
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Anyone know if M1 are co-promoting the Rizin event?

It's interesting for Fedors future if they aren't, it means we can speculate about them dropping that demand and Fedor being more willing to sign with the UFC
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>>64407266

I'm fine with interviews and shit dumbass, I just hate it when fighters mandrama it up with insults and shit. stupid idiot
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>>64408928
I cant get over how fucked up he got. That kick really did destroy any chance he had in that fight.
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>>64409043
Fedor will never fight in a cage ever again.
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>>64409050
oh my god who cares faggot
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>>64409043
Its tough to say. Vadim says he isn't working with Fedor anymore. But at the same time Fedor said that this "opens a lot of doors for other M1 fighters".
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>>64408661
ty m8
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>>64409078

I care you mandrama fag, fuck off to asp and leave the SPORT of mma alone. Take mcshit with you too
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>>64409043
No, wait. Isn't KSW co-promoting with RIZIN?
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>>64408928
They weren't, you can make excuses saying Silva was old and washed up but Weidman was the fair and square and clear winner each time
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>>64409112
keep crying about it faggot

turn off your television until the fights come on, problem solved
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>>64409107
np bruh
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>>64409117
I thought there was like a coalition of smaller orgs doing a talent share thing for Rizin, I didn't think there was any official co-promoting going on
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>>64409169
I know M1 fighters are appearing on the card. So I'm guessing they are. Along with KSW and Bellator (Cokers words).
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>>64409156

Fuck off, I can't ignore the disease, it is on everyppv after every match etc. As I said, you may like this mandrama shit. If you do, kindly fuck off out of mma.
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>>64409112
>the SPORT of mma
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>>64409112
Shut up you beg
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So it seems Jeff Monson is renouncing his US citizenship to fight for Russia?

He's going to fight under the russian flag

http://sputniknews.com/art_living/20151222/1032129935/us-mixed-martial-arts-monson-russian-citizenship.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XprjS6uM61A
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>>64409043
Fedor sold his stake in M-1 a while ago and is managed by his wife now
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>>64408708
He has to have the lowest fight IQ I've seen in the UFC this year. It's like he expects opponents to just stand at his range and let him hit them.
Typical rogan cuckery every fight though, "Hall is a phenomenal athlete but he hasn't been able to put it all together"
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>>64409194
i seriously don't understand what the issue is with it. would you prefer they don't hype up the fights at all? just talk about nothing? "oh yea this will be a good fight i will prepare heavily for this" zzZZZZzzzzz fucking BORING you old sack of shit heem yourself.
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>>64409231
What, you don't think this memekick was timely and well-thought out?

I think he just needs to stop doing silly spinning shit and start putting one-two combinations together. Just practice his fundamentals.
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>>64408586
Dollaway dropped Bisping, once, maybe twice. Mousasi is going to run over him.
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>>64409043
Reebux m8
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>>64409214
what the fugg :DD:D:D
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>>64409263
Why are meme kicks so hilarious
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>>64409396
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>>64409263
How old is he? If hes older than 25 then its too late and he will never be anything more than a casual spinning shit guy who hovers around #10
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I made a case for Rockhold/McGoobs/Nate, and now I'll make my case for Condito.

>Carlos tranes at Wink/Jacksons and will have a good gameplan
>He always sticks to gameplans:
>-chipped Alves
>-outpointed Diaz
>-outstruck Hardy
>He never has a single gameplan/style, and frequently changes tactics
>He doesn't get goaded into a trade
>Relentless pressure
>Condit has longer reach
>Less wear and tear than Robbie
>Good grappling
>well practiced spinning shit/flying knees
>good use of elbows

Condits greatest weakness is wrestlefuckers. As long as it remains on the feet, Condito finds a way. Lawler is hella good, but his approach is simple, while Condits is complex.

I believe we'll see Lawler winning the first round, Condit figuring him out in the second and then seeing a finish in the 3rd.
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>>64409440
Forgot I was traveling and had this flag, wondered who beat me to my own post.
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>>64409446
also movement
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>>64409404
Kek, got any more family? It seems like every time they attempt one it just fucks everything up afterwards.
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>>64409461
Also movement.
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>>64408709
Wow, that tells us so much about how much you care.
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>>64409446
the big thing is how he deals with Robbie's strength. He improves after every fight too, he looked really good against Rory. That being said, Carlos took some flush shots from Hendricks and he pretty much walked through them. Either way I'm a fan of both guys and hate to see either lose
>>
>>64409565
I love seeing Hoost lose
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>>64409396
>>64409404
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>>64409252

You can hype a fight a different way than insulting eachother you mong
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>>64409470
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>>64409470
>>
Conor -110
RDA -120

Wow
>>
>>64409565
Indeed, but Rory fought Lawlers fight. After his face started opening up, he didn't try and switch things up. He decided to stand and trade. Something Condit won't do. If he starts getting fed those thud shots, he'll just start point scoring. Lawler is known to get frustrated and will abandon his gameplan (if he has any).

Lawler has one shot KO power, that stands and will be Robbies road to victory in this fight. But I believe Condit will be in trouble in the first and figure out another angle that will leave Robbie frustrated and exposed and it will be a round away from there.

The only outcomes are: Robbie KO/TKO rnd 1 or Condit UD/TKO 3/4rnd.
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>>64409446

>never has a single gameplan/style

Isn't the fact that he has a single style the reason Rory was able to almost win by decision against him? I still think Condit wins this match up though.
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>ywn be this happy
>>
Are there any leagues out there with original UFC style rules where anything goes and you get to see what happens when crazy different styles collide? Not that I don't love current MMA but the absurdity of the old shit always gets me. The nigga said his fighting style was ninjutsu like he was gonna unleash his rashengan on a motherfucker.
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Fight Pass is comfy wtf.. literally watching Pettis get BTFO is so nice
>>
>>64409663
Rory has a longer reach than Condit. Making it difficult for Condit to find the opening for elbows/knees or for point scorring, but then he applied pressure that made Rory slow down (and eventually fold) and Condit poured it on when it was crucial and broke him.

A round Condit loses might be his road to victory.
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>>64409671

>he won't be able to remember these moments in 10 years
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>>64409721
jesus christ I've never seen that webm before hahaha.
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>>64406517

>Sea Level Cain

what the fuck is this memery?
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>>64409786

>being on /heem/
>not expecting memes
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>>64409786

Cain has a ancient pact with the rulers of Atlantis, and when he is nearer to their sacred waters they imbue him with power.

In the offseason Cain spends his time underwater, where he is most powerful, defending our lands from rampaging Kaiju.
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that fat fuck emmanuel yarborough died
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>>64409899
We posting heems now?
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>>64409588
>>64409602
>>64409621
Thanks family, live by the meme die by the meme
>>
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>>64409917
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>>64409935

Which one of you retards had Big Nog as your top two HW again?
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>>64409687

underground, no rules Vale Tudo tournaments still take place in brazil
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>>64409446
I'll be rooting for him against Lawler

But realistically I'm just happy Hendricks isn't the champ (and is dumb + fucks up making weight)
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>>64409917
I'm cool with that.
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>>64409983
>>64409983
>>64409983
Fresh bread
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>>64409040
the ultra low rolling takedown attempt countered by and ankle dragging low uppercutt when...

offensive front roll kicks might serve a superman/spinning back punch purpose of fucking up a guy's pace and getting around a guard to see if you can open them up. spinning back kicks too, serve that purpose now. siver, cung lee and mcgreggor are in love with them
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>>64409965
Probably THE most telegraphed right hand ever, even for fucking heavyweights. Big Country takes like 4 steps while he shuffles in and loads up
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>>64409972
>overheem 3

Mind dumping those other few webms? Didn't get a chance to save any of the finishes from last weekend's card. Would appreciate it lad
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>>64408394
RDA
Conor
Nate
Could go either way
Conor
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>>64410052
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>>64409972
>
cool thing, is the ultra wide dragging hook is a jds move more then a overeem one, he jon jones him, beat him at his own game
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>>64410052
That's all the overeem ones I have from the weekend. I'm off to the new thread now.
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>>64410090
>>64410112
Top lad
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>>64410068
How might Nate win?
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>>64409746
lol more of these bear chinamen please
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>>64410137

Submission
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>>64409965
How old are you? Serious question. Consider the fact that he is past his prime by about ten years, has had 46 professional fights, and has been in the business for longer than you've been alive, then go watch his fight against Fedor. After you've done all of that, respectfully refrain from posting ever again.
>>
>>64404031
not real dip shit
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