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>rags
1st for auston
1st for Sharp getting a hat-trick against the Hawks tonight.
Ducks worst in the league
LEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLMMAAAAAAOOOOOO
If the Boston Bruins win tonight and the Montreal Fagnadiens lose, then we will be the #1 team in the Atlantic Division.
>mfw stinky frogs and west coast cucks told me the Bruins would suck this year
>mfw the Absolute Madman was a genius that righted the ship that Chiapet was trying to sink
BASED
OTT:Bobby Ryan (hand) won't play Tuesday
VAN:Canucks will get H. Sedin back vs. Lightning
STL:Blues will stick with Jake Allen on Tuesday
MIN:Darcy Kuemper gets the nod vs. MTL Tuesday
COL:Reto Berra (ankle) will have an MRI Tuesday
EDM:Leon Draisaitl adds two assists in Oilers win
WPG:C Bryan Little scores lone Jets goal in loss.
EDM:Taylor Hall posts three assists in 3-1 win.
EDM:Teddy Purcell shines in Oilers win over Jets
NAS:G Pekka Rinne plays well in win, saves 35
NAS:Red-hot Shea Weber notches three more points
TOR:Tyler Bozak nets hat trick in Leafs 7-4 win.
>>64405565
if the wings win and you don't, we will be tied for first with montreal and maybe boston (OTL)
>>64403072
This is correct >>64403510
The fact that you can't see her face just adds to the mystery.
Good thread my Canadian friend. You should be op more often
>>64405592
but I want an anime waifu
>>64405598
Then fuck off to /a/, bitch
>>64405587
What a meme night of hockey then.
>>64405598
Not until you've eaten all your veggies.
Pretty good matchups tonight lads.
>>64405565
fuck your shitty irish mob team and fuck those faggot frogs as well. I hope both lose
Last night of games before christmas
http://strawpoll.me/6341037
http://strawpoll.me/6341037
http://strawpoll.me/6341037
http://strawpoll.me/6341037
>>64405671
>Predators don't play until Saturday
Damn it. Still some good hockey tonight though.
Blose
rags
wongs
vanpooper
Jagrs
hasb
stars
too shit to tell
laffs
kongs
>>64405671
STL
ANA
NJD
VAN
FLA
MIN
CHI
WPG
ARI
LAK
>>64405697
I'm guessing you picked tonight's losers
Legitimate question, whose worse right now, the Ducks or the Rangers?
>>64405731
Ducks, objectively
>>64405731
>rags
>>64405720
the devils literally never win in detroit tho
>>64405671
BOS
RAGS
DET
TB
OTT
MIN
DAL
CGY
TML
LA
>>64405753
which is weird because detroit is ass against shit teams
>>64405697
>>64405720
"People" are actually picking the Canucks
Why would you do this
>>64405671
BOMBSTON
RAGS
DETOILET
B0LTS
JAGRS
W1LD
STARS
WINTERPEG
LAFFS
SH0RKKS
alright everybody place your bets
>>64405531
list of based posters, in no particular order
-all Devils fans
-36 chambers (and 4 cups)
-the canadabro who always explains the game to me
-flim flam scooterfan
-many other canadians
-the finns
basically everybody who posts regularly
>>64405789
they've won once (2012) at detroit since 2005
>>64405795
because tampon bay lol
>Trudeau
>>64405802
how to be wrong: the post: the country
>>64405531
>>64405802
The memes here are really pathetic these days, none of them are even hockey related.
>>64405823
look at this, it's OC
>>64405808
Lightning have been looking good recently, even with the majority of the team being Syracuse players
Fuckin hurricanes man
>>64405802
> not being friends with nepalbro
Faggot
>>64405891
>>64405802
>basically everybody who posts regularly
ayy lmao when did the >rags win a fourth cup?
What a shit franchise
>>64405914
I just needed a reason to post
How did tampon gay play last game? I missed it
>>64405872
impressive
>grease is in this thread right now
>>64405802
List of shittiest posters in order from worst to lest shit
>Grease
>Habsolutey
>Mexico proxy stars poster
>chicago/flyers fans
>>64405928
is that you? are you back?
>>64405531
MCDAVID IS SKATING, SHOOTING, AND STICK HANDLING.
THREE WEEKS UNTIL DOOMSDAY, PACIFIC.
>>64405939
ok, how about this?
>>64405955
Salty tampcuck spotted
>>64405970
I would like to hang out with such a crowd
>>64405978
terrible
>>64405970
is that what reinhart is doing these days?
>>64406007
this then?
>>64405950
KIWI
I
W
I
>>64405956
Something like that
I'm trying to stay awake
>>64406049
the jetlag?
What's in Santas sack?
>move to uk
>games come on at fuckin midnight
Not a fan of this tbH
>>64406015
Who cares, he'll get some time in the minors and hopefully in the off season he'll go to the nazi speed skating camp that draisaitl went to.
>>64406059
Yuh
>>64406075
I can relate, id wake up at five to watch games in Nepal
Stamkos has to stop scoring so they don't have to pay him that much
>>64406096
By they you mean the leafs?
>>64406066
a dank new meme?
>>64405802
Token Avalanche fan reporting
>>64406043
FATTY
A
T
T
Y
>>64406096
hello nipple
>>64406066
The semen that you're about to slurp
>>64406109
Eh, whoever lol
I have faith in the yzerplan
>>64405562
Why do we hate the Ducks again?
>rags
>>64406136
Rude m8, go back to /cric/ with that kind of talk
>>64406153
I don't hate em but what the fuck has getz been doing
>>64406136
Did you ever get a good TV so you can actually follow the puck?
>>64406165
Hehe look at those procreating primates
>>64406075
I decided to support a team on the West coast which was probably pretty silly as most games are on at 2am-3am
>>64406075
>willingly moving to Sharialand
What the fuck do you want, sympathy?
>>64406165
I'm at my parent's house for the holidays and they have a bigger HD tv. It still takes me about 30 seconds to find the puck though
Merry Christmas, /hoc/
>>64406282
GOLDBERG
>>64406258
I'm at my parent's house until I can find a job, lel
https://6goaliedefense.wordpress.com/2015/11/10/the-new-york-rangers-are-scary-reasons-to-be-positive/
thoughts?
>>64406258
Dont worry m8 ive been watching hockey for about 2 months, and it still takes a veteran like me 20-25seconds to find the puck sometimes
>>64406297
>grease
>jobs
kek
KEK
K-E-K
K - E - K
>>64406326
>grease on pooicide watch
>>64406320
B-52 stratomemer
>>64406297
I'm going to be living at my parents even though I have a decent job to save money :(
>>64406320
I only watch about 5 minutes of the games at the moment because it's too boring to watch a full game. I'm waiting for the playoffs to start and I will watch properly.
I can't wait to celebrate another basedhawks cup this season.
>mfw the yotes win the draft
>mfw 2017 Stanley cup champs
>>64406066
not a ring
How do we fix this shit?
>>64406355
why do you like hurting me my kiwi friend?
>>64406368
trade lundpads
>rags
>>64406297
Im also at my parents. I'm saving for a mortgage though and I recently got engaged so dont think I'm a loser pls everyone
>>64406368
fold this kc tier team
>>64406066
The degree you would've had if you hadn't dropped out of ryerson
>>64406368
We're gonna get blown out again tonight.
FLYERS
ARE
E
ELITE
L
ELITE
I
ELITE
T
ELITE
E
ELITE
>>64406298
>While many stats people fall back on corsi and PDO as stats which are predictive of future success, some believe that goals for percentage is equally accurate.
Opinion discarded.
Corsi for percentage is even more predictive of future goals for percentage than current goals for percentage. This has been thoroughly documented by rigorous statistical studies over many years.
The >rags are 28th in even strength CF%. They're a shit team.
>>64406298
>rags
same retard said that fowler is shit and wouldn't trade mcirath for him
>>64406368
nothing needs fixing ťbh
>>64406355
>I only watch about 5 minutes of the games at the moment because it's too boring to watch a full game
Drink and shitpost while you watch faM
>>64406392
>analheim
lmao
rangers win 4-1
>>64406386
Post your broad here and we'll decide if youre a loser or not
>>64406298
Looks like one of those sex drawings on wikipedia
>>64406298
>November 10th
my sides
>>64406392
Like you got blown out of ryerson?
>>64406361
> win the draft
> Get stamkos
> the desert of hockey
>>64406349
at least you can contribute to some of their burdains.
>>64406386
well, I realised I have slept with 2 women and made out with 6 in my life, so I 'm not a total loser either
>>64406428
I'll do you one better. Are they paid to produce shit like this?
november 16th
>>64406435
I got fired from my mcjob too I'm unemployed right now
>>64406459
At Christmas? Got dayme
>>64406438
We don't want/need that has been, with domi, duke, strome, auston, OEL, etc. A non meme-goalie would be nice tho
>>64406443
You slept with a greek girl? lucky.
36 chambers on pooicide watch
>>64406457
KEK
I'd pay him to write more like that, what a read
>>64406459
What did you do?
>>64406459
That's okay, dudeweed man will take care of you, because it's a certain year, you know.
>>64406421
No
>>64406443
Nice
That double the amount of women Ive slept with
Anyone else going to watch >rags today?
>>64406489
>Poo Peeland
>>64406558
Yes
>>64406540
the important thing is to be with somebody you love and feel good about yourself without caring what the world says.
I feel sad about that part.
>>64406585
Would you shut the fuck up ffs
>>64406624
Caitlyn on kc tier watch
>>64406624
What's the matter with you?
/hoc/ ded
Manlet Glass challenges Goon Maroon
gets rekt
>rags
It's Vancouver vs. Tampa B/a/y in 10 minutes.
Game-thread is ready to go.
>>64406905
>>64406905
>>64406905
>>64406905
>>64406905
I guess >rags - cu.cks is too much of a dumpster fire to get its own thread
>old man Dan trying to keep up
>>64406925
somebody make one for Devils-Detroit
DEVILS @ RED WINGS
>>64406999
DEVILS @ RED WINGS
>>64406999
DEVILS @ RED WINGS
>>64406999
>>64407005
Tampa gets a cute little girl and I get this?
>rasg
kek, I start watching and the ducks score
can't stop now
>rags get refpucked
>>64407014
yup
we have dignity
>rags
>rags
>rags
>>64406640
Canada on eternally irrelevant watch
I was attempting to watch the bloos roons game, but Jesus fucking Christ. Thats why neither teams have fans. That shit is fucking boring hockey.
>>64407200
Hey shut up
>>64407175
kc tier
ducks @ rags
>>64407359
>>64407250
Your mom is a filthy whore tier
mild/habs where
>pk is the leader and support of the Montreal Canadiens
>nbc
Lmao
I wonder if all the focus on the Norris this year and talk about how people like Subban and Karlsson don't play much on the PK may shift the voters' attitudes.
>>64407518
DUDE
Is Lundqvist finished?
>>64407532
yes? Its delicious
>>64407538
.915 goalie from now on
>>64405753
You were saying?
>>64407589
I'm not complaining
now Howard THAT'S a finished goalie
>>64407601
>>64407601
>>64407601
Wild Habs
>>64407606
visiting family for the holidays, joao?
>>64407612
we cant get rid of this faggot without his consent until 2018 and his contract expires in 2020
5.3 MILLION A YEAR
HOLLLAAANNNNDDD
>>64407518
>coleslaw and pulled pork
based
mad jelly
>mfw looking at Getzlaf's traditional stats this year
quite lucky that Crosby is of a higher profile; that's miserable stuff right there
>>64407636
When will GMs collectively decide to stop giving goalies massive contracts when their performances are so volatile and longevity is nowhere near guaranteed?
>>64407636
5.3 for a backup
well, dallas is doing fine so far
also second fight in the rags game
rivalry night
>>64407693
When there's an excess of good goalers, dipshit
Supply and demand
>>64407696
The frustration bowl
>>64407664
Kc tier stats
>>64407696
>rivalry night
>habs wild
ebic
>>64407738
>he's still forcing it
Nobody likes you at all
>>64407789
kc tire response
>>64407636
Hey we've figured out the new Vegas starter!
>>64407805
nigger tier post
>>64406361
>doubting lowe's magic draft winning monkey paw
>>64407839
Back to kc
>>64407839
just drop it
>>64406361
>mfw the Las Vegas Coyotes win the 2017 Stanley Cup Challenge
yfw the gulls win the cup
>>64407762
Wednesday is rivalry night on NBC you jumbodumbo
>>64407845
is casey your boyfriend that dumped you? Talk it though
>>64407888
no shit faggot and most of the time it isn't rivalries
>>64407888
it's the night you LOVE to HATE
>>64407888
No games Wednesday, so it's tonight. On NBCSN, not NBC.
(LA/Sharks is the rivalry game this week, but that other anon is an idiot)
>tfw no hockey til Saturday after tonight
>>64407974
>california "rivalries"
fucking dropped. half those fags root for both teams
>>64408021
If you think that's true you've literally never watched the Kings play the Sharks.
>>64408018
I might finally kill myself
>>64408018
>tfw 2 games after christmas and sock toss meme on Sunday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIcoJ5KCw84&feature=youtu.be&t=11
>>64408048
u bang esse?
>>64408049
if hockey is the only thing keeping you from doing that. And the fact it is Christmas doesn't maybe you should change something anon....
>>64407911
>>>/kc/
>>64408018
OLD MEME
>>64408111
what is your best stinky smelly bean burrito recipe
>>64408097
at least i can properly speak english
>>64408076
Clan are playing on Hogmanay(New years eve) which I'm supposed to be working but the manager on Duty is also a hockey fan and letting me sneak away
>>64408173
nye is like the biggest hockey night of the regular season. Everyone used to show up in tuxes because they play the games early and everyone goes to their party after.
The tuxes were still pretty big when i was younger but I'm mid 20s now and nobody does it anymore. Its sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvtKWr-vIKg
>>64408130
Try this pic for next time
>>64408302
I aint clickin that shit
>>64408228
swag is for boys
class is for men
>>64408364
nobody likes you
>>64408456
ur mum wasn't this negative last night, m8
are the preds missing the playoffs
>>64408520
No wonder theyve never won a cup. Hey at least the stinky smellt bean burritos are cheap
Why the fuck is there no clock in the Flames game?
>>64408520
It honestly looks like his shirt says >shorks
>>64408607
>>64408607
>>64408607
>>64408607
Yotes v Laffs
>>64408575
Nah, the Pacific is shit, and so are the Jets and Avs
I see the Central going Dallas-Chicago-StL with Minnesota and Nashville being the WCs
>losing to the Bloos
of course
Those were some pretty soft fucking goals you let in Tuuka, what the shit.
Of course they were both on 1v1 matchups because
>broons
>defense
>>64408727
lmao who asked for the opinion of a retard
HE
CANT
BE
STOPPED
Has there always been animated ads on the glass?
Its the first time I've noticed them and they are very annoying
>>64408809
teams that play on comcast sports net channels have them. Fucking jews I'm glad my team doesnt
>flyers are owned by comcast
>>64408777
>two break-aways
>after that monumental save
lol what
What a terrible 3rd period, the team looked like they were checking out, couldn't make a pass in the offensive zone to save their fucking lives.
GG Bloos
>rags
>rags
>>64408927
Too bad you can't deflate pucks
>1993
>>64408979
(you)
NBCSN's main event will be on in 20 bings. Made the SJ @ LA gamethread for you guys.
>>64408988
>>64408988
>>64408988
>>64408988
Free shitty hockey
>>64409015
>posting in a mexican thread
>ever
>>64409015
> Thinks Kongs will play in 20 bings
> Too obsessed with his Fire Emblem waifu to realize it's in an hr or so
Lucic-na poster is a faggot. I'll make the real official gamethread for SJ/LA in about 30 bings.
>>64409042
>rags barely beat analslime
Can't stop the Brasszucca
Also nice to finally see old man Dan delivering on the PP
smell my nuts /hoc/
>>64409093
Perfect 1st period by the flames ruined by just one lapse of concentration.
classic calgary
>>64409158
That was my point it's overtime between two shitty teams
>>64409093
The dumb mexican is so used to knockoffs that he didn't name his shit thread the official gamethread. The road has been paved for you
>>64409181
>Mfw I'm going to Hayes it right now
>>64409213
>>64409213
me and you both friendo
>nine (9) power plays
>one (1) goal
>Tampon Gay
>>64409229
My favorite way to celebrate a >rags victory
Is Boudreau gonna get a pink slip for Christmas?
>Snes 1 - 1 Cats, going to OT
>shots are 14-38
Holy fuck Anderson
>>64409229
Kill yourself fuk_ponek
>>64409093
A little bit earlier than I promised but fuck it. THIS is the only official gamethread for tonight's Wednesday Night Rivalry. Accept no compromise (especially when it's by Lucic-na).
>>64409438
>>64409438
>>64409438
how can it be so fucking bad
>>64409457
not him my man
>1993
>canacucks
autism man does it again.
go panthers
>trying to stop Barkov shootout
why do the goalies even try?
>4th shootout winning goal in a row
HOW DOES HE DO IT
Barkov is fucking eeeeeelite
>tfw you lose your last game before the xmas holiday break to a team where it's fucking tropical weather right now
Why do they even have hockey teams in the southern states, the building was more than fucking half empty. That building would have been full up here.
>>64409719
Mad af tbhfam
>>64409752
>HURR U MAD
Do you not get mad when your team loses? Especially when the game was stolen like that.
>>64409719
>mad that a shit team that had 14 shots in 60 minutes managed to get away with a point
salty as fuck
>>64409801
>shit team
Three key players injured. Could have used 5/6 Ryan in that shootout.
>1 goal in 40 shots with all that talent
Who was the real shit team here?
>>64409820
I'm not surprised shittawa grabbed a point, Andy always becomes Hasek when he's playing the Panthers
>>64409719
> Muh north
> Muh traditional markets
Here goes dem autistic Canadians again. But hey! You dominated the Stanley Cups... Oh wait.
>>64409791
>stolen
dude the Sens should have had 2 four minute majors that game shut the fuck up
>buck up for glass seats at wongs game
>plan was to propose to gf there
>Howard gets chased in the first period and whole plan gets ruined
Get gassed you hipster faggot sieve
>>64409852
>Canadians not dominating the Stanley cup
Look at this butthurt swamp dweller
>>64409901
4 minute double minors I mean before I trigger your Canadian autism
>>64409906
>proposing at a hockey game
Deserved it tbqh
>>64408575
hope not, if they can get some support from their forwards they should be okay. Pekka playing like a god also helps.
>>64409932
>being a casual
Hang yourself by the back straps of the moose that buttfucks your dead grandmother
>>64409906
>loving anything besides memes
Who is the best player born in Florida?
I'll wait.
>blots
>blackcucks
>>64409953
I dont fucking love her she's a doctor
>>64409951
Get a life outside hockey you fucking dork, your gf probably cheats on you
Kill me
>>64409901
If you're going to call refpuck, the Panthers were getting away with all kinds of dirty stick play and Ottawa was saddled with that ridiculous Dzingel slashing penalty and bullshit Turris hook.
>>64409955
Toews.
>>64409906
>Proposing at a game
>Being a nigger from Detroit
>>64409974
>mfw im the cheater
>>64409976
Yeah! And it's not like the refs missed a 4 minute high stick that forced Jagr to leave the game for a bit!
Oh, wait....
>>64409997
>proposing to a girl you cheat on
You really are an incredible retard my man
New plan is to propose at the top of the ren cen later tonight.
Wish me luck faggots.
>>64409906
>sitting on the glass
>ever
Do you sit in the front row at the movie theater?
>>64410019
it's alright his gf probably gets off to watching him take the bbc
>>64409976
Jagr got his teeth knocked out but the zebras didn't even flinch
>>64410013
Can't video review penalties, and they didn't make the call initially. If they did it after-the-fact, Ottawa's bench would be out for blood. And hey, Jagr was a better sport about it than you are being, Mr. sore winner.
>hasb
>should have been 3-1
>ref is named St. Pierre
>no-goal called
>no embellishment on the 'hook' by Dumba
LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING FAGGOT FROGS
LMAO MUH 1920S CUPS
MUH AMERICAN CAPTAIN
MUH NIGGER ASSISTANT
MUH RUSSIAN ASSITANT
>QUEERBEC
PRICE BABBYS EXPOSED
COMEDIAN MANLET BABBYS EXPOSED
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ENJOY THE ENTIRE CITY OF QUEERBEC COMMITING FROGICIDE OVER THE BREAK
>>64410060
you're the one mad as fuck bro. I wasn't even calling refpuck just saying that Sens got lucky
Christ Florida hockey "fans" are awful. Just fold the teams they will never understand hockey
>>64410050
>>64410060
And it clearly wasn't intentional you fucking crybabies.
Last game we got a major and a game for a hit that was later declared clean and not even a penalty by the player's association. Cry me a fucking river.
>>64410060
The blood on the ice should've been a hint that something was going on
>>64410076
you are arguing with a finn you dumb fucking ape
>tfw flyers are going to playoffs
>>64410092
You're blind, here's the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YGNtuywgV8
Will Zacha carry Czech to a medal? Jagr was says he's good player
>>64410127
>Jagr was says
:D :DD
>:D
>canuks calling anyone a cuck
Your whole government cucks you on a daily basis
>>64410109
No I'm not you dumb fuck just observing the idiocy coming out of Florida "fans"
>>64410147
t. dominated and ruled by a black guy
>>64410147
Shorks gonna get destroyed tonight
>>64410147
Black moslem is ur Comander and chief LOL!!! U voted for him.fagget
>>64410166
>that projection
Lol. Wow.
>>64410213
t. libcuck who voted for a black Muslim
Top lol
>>64410120
>American broadcasters
Top fucking kek. Let me break this down for you slowly, since you're clearly too retarded to understand:
The refs DID NOT initially call a penalty on the play. Ya still with me? Here's where it might get complicated for a retard like you. Because they did not make a call on the play, they are not allowed to make that high-sticking call after-the-fact, nor are they allowed to review it, as you're only allowed to review goaltender interference, and that's only in the case of a potential goal.
Did you get all that? Okay, so let's go over again why that wasn't called as a penalty: Was it because the refs didn't see it? No. It was because they did not make the call initially on the play. Understand now, retard?
You should start watching/listening to Canadian broadcasts, because they actually explain things like this for retards like you.
Who is 9 of 10 here?
>CANAKEKS
>1993
>LOSING TO SUNBELT TEAMS
>LOSE BEST PLAYERS TO AMERICAN FRANCHISES
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>64410101
>>64410255
>american posting spurdo
Stop it you have no idea what you are doing
americaitlyns ruined this general to be honest
>>64410265
>American broadcasters
The biggest homer was Potvin you fool, you know, the hall of famer Canadian who used to be the color commentator for the snes?
You're not a very good ottawa fan.
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>64410369
I love you and your shitposting, Mexi-bro.
>>64410379
It's okay, you still have the kings
>Dallas is going to win the Cup
>all the low life, retarded Cowshit faggots start infesting /hoc/, stealing our memes and causing general unrest
>we won't be able to defeat them
anyone know how /r/hockey is?
>mfw all the faggot teams lost today
>>64410444
They will defeat themselves. That or they are gonna run into the Caps who have more skill, better goaltending, and are more well coached.
>>64410463
The Laffs haven't lost yet though.
>>64410444
Honestly? It's really not as bad as everyone circle jerks about
>>64410490
True and the rags won too
But overall not a bad day
>>64410490
>Yet
We are trying tho.
>>64410444
Don't worry, people said this about the >blots last year
>>64410475
>the Caps
tbqh lad, I would be totally okay with the Caps coming out of the East this year. I mean, unless, of course, they beat my team to do so.
>Michael Russo @Russostrib
Parise said his goal was in: "I mean, come on. It's 2015. Get some cameras. There shouldn't be inconclusive goals anymore." #mnwild #nhl
COME ON IT'S 2015
CUT MY TEAM INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST
>>64410475
Washington hasn't beaten Dallas 7 years. 6 of those 7 years Dallas wasn't even a playoff team. Washington will get easily swept by Dallas if they met in the SCF.
>>64410537
last big cums
>>64410542
>using this argument in a hockey thread
Just go back to nfl you fat idiot
>>64410531
>Subban 0 in 27
>Subpar
>>64410526
Well memed
>>64410553
THICK MUSHROOM
where tf is the flames and jets thread?
> Jack Edwards singing "We Wish You a Merry X-Mas" as a Bruin fights a Sabre
Is he, dare I say it, the most based American commentator?
>>64410659
over
>>64410683
He loves hockey but I cannot abide his Bruins loyalty
>>64410683
> Blues, not Sabres
Gah, that was a retarded mistake. My bad, /hoc/
>Florida is going to win the Atlantic
canacucks on suicide watch
ELITE
>coyotes trainer throws a puck over the glass to a couple of a kids
>old man reaches down and grabs
>quickly passes it to one of them and starts ribbing to the dad because he's not a horrible person like everyone in Pittsburgh
>>64405531
who wants to make a nice over/under game for the rest of the season.
Anahiem scores 150 goals
Mcdavid plays 60 games
kane 150 points
Ben 50 goals
crawford 10 SO on the year
suspended 5 games, james neil
|| brad marchand
4 different goalies start a game in toronto
etc etc
we could get it set-up a take picks before the new year. and shitpost as teams and players move towards failure.
Tyler Bozak
8 goals and 14 assists playing with literally whos
Phil Kessel
9 goals and 11 assists playing with the best player in the world
Remind me which player was carrying the other again?
>>64405565
Tfw Florida has a chance to hold the #1 seat in the Atlantic
>>64410767
>Anahiem scores 150 goals
Over
>Mcdavid plays 60 games
Under
>kane 150 points
Under
>Benn 50 goals
Under
>crawford 10 SO on the year
Over
>>64410767
>>64410817
i was asking for more questions, but yeah that's the idea, need more good ones
>frozenshithole.net
THANKS JETS
>>64410780
Also pretty clear that Leo is better than Kessel.
>1-9-0
>w-we're fine without price!-!
Best team in hockey.
>yfw the Pacific Division right now
>>64410800
Jagr mullets will carry the team to the cup. Just you watch.
I bet all the money in my wallet that Kevin Bieska will win the Norris Troohy for this season .
>>64411130
So what are your blowjob rates?
>>64410937
>2nd place team has a negative w/l ratio
>>64411185
>if you were to take all the teams not in playoff spots from the other divisions and put them in the Pacific division, only the Kings would retain a playoff spot
I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE WE HAD 10 POWER PLAYS AND ONLY MANAGED TO SCORE ONE FUCKING GOAL LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>64411241
>we
>>64411241
And you lost to the dumpster fire that is Vancouver.
>>64411277
fuck off with your stupid fucking meme
>>64410937
>jfw money, beaches and girls
>>64411241
This. My reactions:
> first pic: Oh shit, Stamkos is kill.
> second pic: Haha, we're getting power plays and against those Vancouver faggots!
> third pic: mfw we lose despite having 10 PP
>Bolts, Habs, Laffs & Blackhawks got btfo today
THIS IS THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BESTTHIS IS THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BESTTHIS IS THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BESTTHIS IS THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>>64410422
tnx bby luv u2
>>64411370
of you
>yfw da Stars win da Cup
>vancouver is 2nd in the Pacific
>under NHL .500
>the city of the Pacific division
>>64411437
It infuriates me that 2 teams like that will make the playoffs and one to the 2nd round
All seven central teams deserve it over the non-LA Pacific
>>64411454
the worst part is you just know Edmonton will manage to sneak in when they start winning games after getting McJesus back and they won't even get swept because they've got to play whichever shitwipes come in 2nd in the special division
Huomenta
>>64408975
Giroux didnt stop his point streak tho holmes
>me
>replying to a post made this long ago
>>64411480
From facepalm
casual here, can someone explain to me why players fighting each other is part of this sport? why can't they just have the refs sort it out if someone's being a dick?
>>64411561
> Prevents serious injuries to superstars
> Provides morale to the team
> Tradition since the beginning of the sport
>>64411542
Yli tier
>>64411370
>that flag
>that post
Fagget
>>64411636
Yli is good
t. edgemaster
>>64411683
Filppula
who /outhere/ here
>>64411664
poor pups
>>64411683
Tyler Seguin
>watch the first couple of minutes of last nights game
>goes to bed
>Howard lets in 3 fucking goals in just a couple of minutes
>tfw can never go to bed during a a game again
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
No arguments with you brothers but wild got royally fucked by the refs tonight.
>>64411988
>mild
>top 5 team
>>64411995
He uses meme arrows in the year 2015.
Get with the times old man.
>>64411683
Tanner Pearson
Memes
>>64411887
Fuck Howard, seriously
I never liked him
Is this the year lads?
>>64412112
He's been pretty good this season though. Didn't see the game last night, so I don't know what kind of goals he let in. But 3 out of 6 shots is pretty shitty
>>64412120
yes, this is the year they miss the playoffs
>rags
>>64412100
Genius. Two forwards, two dmen and two goalies. The team that pulls this off will win every game.
>>64412128
>1st goalie expects 2nd goalie to stop everything
>2nd goalie is screened by 1st goalie
>>64412128
Except it's against the rules to have two goalies.
>armenian hockey knowledge
lel
>>64410092
it reminded me why high sticking is a penalty
>>64410198
Prediction was wrong anon :)
>>64405565
>atlantic division
>>64412156
It's a joke, Ahmed.
>swedish humor
>Sharks successfully close out a game the needed to win against a good team
HOOOO BABY
>>64412219
>i-i-i-it w-was just a j-j-joke I swear!
lel
>>64405565
>Cant teen the sween
daily reminder the this is the kings year and there us nothing you can do about it
>>64411479
>yfw mcdavid wins the conn smythe
imagine the dick sucking he'd get in the media
>>64412240
Can you confirm the validity of this image?
>>64412300
>mcdavid
isn't he a bust?
>>64412313
He's got a gritty 2 way game that is very effective in the playoffs. He plays on the edge and isn't afraid to cross it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djLsvX59bu8
>>64412307
Yes, that is the actual flag of the native canadian tribe "Alcuckin"
>tfw finland wins the WJC
>blackcocks
>hasbs
>kongs
>rags
>blackcocks
>shitcongo
>>64412455
Sweden's autistic goalie will carry them to the gold
>>64412348
>Swedish "banter"
>>64412300
Don't most Conn Smythe winners make it past the second round?
>having a matchup between 2 <.500 teams while a >.500 avalanche miss the playoffs
>current format is scrapped
>the pacifshit rule is created
>>64412477
>tfw he gets into a fight
>tfw he's got autism strength
>>64412455
<he actually thinks these autistic meme league snipers will have any positive impact against the Canadian Cock Combine at half mast
>>64412538
>this post brought to you by
On a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 being ten and 1 one, rate how many more teeth will Jaromir Jagr lose in his hockey future.
>>64412611
Doesn't matter because Ales will donate his teeth to help
What WENT WRONG????
>>64412759
Goals in didn't equal goals out
>>64412759
Yo shutup you dumb frog
Iltapaivalla
when where you when finnish goaltending won the stan lee cup?
>tfw lundqvist will NEVER win a cup
>>64413783
päivällä
>>64413853
Tfw Canada will never win a cup again
>>64412455
when are they playing next?
>the laffs have more points than the Ducks
>the laffs have scored 24 more goals than the Ducks
>california hockey
>>64414679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zJkmbWrVFw
>>64414904
lel
who gets more points in the WJC, Puljujarvi or Laine?
>>64414904
good morning finland
>>64412499
Is that Howard
>Montreal
>Streak: Lost 5
what the fuck is going on?
and why aren't there any Caps fans posting in /hoc/?
>>64414923
Laine
Who here is excited for Christmas /hoc/?
>mommie and daddie got me a Tornto jersey/hoodie thing, and a hat
I only know that one gift, because they had to see if XXL was too small for me.
Its a little snug, but I know I'll lose weight soon, so I'm keeping it to kinda motivate myself, lol.
>>64415029
Fuck Canada you a fat slob like god damn you pissing grease and shit
>>64415029
comfy post is comfy
>>64415029
>XXL
god damn, son
I hope you're at least 6'4"
>>64415029
> Canadians
>>64415096
I'm 1.57m
>>64415116
no fuckin way
I'm 1.98 and I wear XXL, haha
>>64415123
getting off topic. What are you getting for Christmas?
I saw a few presents under the tree, one looks like a toy for me. I could take a picture if you are interested.
>>64415144
I'm getting a tailored business suit, shirt, tie etc
not gonna make it back in time for christmas though, unfortunately, I'm stuck in japan until after new years
can't wait to go home desu, it sucks being in a godless country like this during christmas, no one here gives a shit and it's depressing
>>64415170
>I'm getting a tailored business suit, shirt, tie etc
Dang, thats pretty cool, kinda depressing you aren't getting any toys though.
I wish I was in japan for christmas, I heard they like foreigners, I'd probably meet a kawaii girl.
Picture of my secret present. Judging from the size, I think its the Kylo Ren figure I told mommie about when we were in wal-mart.
>>64415116
>Canlets
>>64415179
that hand is so fucking fat
>>64415179
their degenerate whores in the party districts of tokyo like foreigners - but that gets old eventually, the true japanese kawaii girls only date jap guys, which is fair enough (my gf is a rooskie, so it doesn't bother me)
christmas in japan sucks ass, it's like any other day of the year
I'll probably get some other shit from my senpai when I get back but I don't really know yet, haven't seen the tree
>>64415183
I'm not that short, I'm taller than most kids I pass in the mall.
>>64415191
I've already been over my weight, lets keep this topic about christmas.
Does it look like it could fit an 11inch Kylo Ren figure, with removable light saber and posable arms? I'm really banking on that being it, I've measured all the boxes, that has to be it.
>>64415206
Is it true they have KFC like its candy down there during Christmas?
>>64415206
>senpai
fuckin gay ass wordfilter, i keep forgetting
I meant my actual family haha
>>64415214
yeah they have kfc and weird ass rice cakes and shit
other than that they act normally
new year is the big deal for them, that's like their christmas - the family gathers, and they go to a shrine together
>>64415179
I asked my parents for a Lego Store gift card and a shemale idol subscription.
>>64415214
>>64415179
Underage ban
>>64415227
shut the fuck up about your stupid blog
>tfw mommy bought last years model of dragon dildo
>>64415227
Oh, cool. What are you doing in Japan, if you don't mind my asking?
>>64415229
>lego store gift card
Fucking nice, theres a lego world near me in southgate mall. I usually get my Daddie to bring me there all the time. I'm legit jealous.
>>64415239
I'm 22...
>>64415241
sorry man
>>64415248
classified
>>64415252
>classified
Like, legit? Thats pretty fucking cool. I guess you are with the military then. You said you were getting a suit, making me think you are a spy, lol.
>>64415229
>tainting a Marty picture with that post
that's even worse than putting him in a Bloos jersey
>>64415248
Why didn't you ask for some skates?
>>64412162
wow, I'm impressed, good for them, I only watched the first 10-15 and they looked pretty awful
>>64415356
I did, I just don't know if I got any. I don't think I do, because my birthday is pretty close to Christmas, and they just might give those to me as a B-Day gift after.
>Armenia
>white
>quick
>elite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IRZD-CEEV8
>>64415257
he probably is, seeing as he is expressing himself pretty badly about the Japs. He doesn't want to be there. Probably gets indoctrinated about how "we might be on their land, but don't fall in love with these wretched people".
>>64405531
>tfw Christmas break
>>64405562
Actually bluejackets are
>>64406066
A bag full of suck
>the rest of the league's fw only 7 games and 23 days until raffi's back to scoring points, checking fukbois, and banging bitches
>>64415659
>8 games and 24 days until he's suspended again
>>64415227
When I was in Thailand, it was weird how much American fast food there was and how much better it tasted
Is that how Japan is too
any Sweden - Canada streams?
>>64415713
Don't you have your own terrible hockey, you don't need to feed off ours
>>64415684
Pls no
>>64415713
No tbph
>>64415713
http://onhockey.tv/
>>64415214
Why do fat people on 4chan make their weight obvious and then act like they don't want the attention?
Worse than women
>>64415732
Shut up fatty mcgoo
>>64415748
>not using macgee
What kind of meme are you
>>64415755
>not watching iasip
What kind of meme are you?
>>64415732
I'm not acting like I don't want the attention.
I made a comment about my weight, and then posted a picture. That mean anon then pointed out how fat my hands where. We all knew at that point I was fat, and I just wanted the conversation to stay on hand about Christmas, though I guess thats long gone now with the bullys and what not.
Anyways, it was a redundant post, and I just asked them kindly to talk about Christmas. Thats all.
>>64415785
>mentioning Christmas to a Jew
Good one my fellow shabbos
>>64414186
halipazuippa
>>64415659
You do realize his suspension is still at the original count because he wasn't placed on the starting day roster & you can't retroactively place him on the roster.
>>64415785
fattie
>>64415902
>tfw he got suspended more than Dubinsky when he cross checked Crosby in the back
koskenkoorva tyttö
>>64415914
The DoPS is quite the joke
>>64415924
Lel
>>64415935
Wonder if the head will be cut off at the end of the Stanley cup
Drinking game for Pantherfans
Have a shot everytime Gallant shrugs during an interview
>>64405531
FYI: the Dallas Stars are winning the Stanley Cup
Sweden btfo by Virtanen
>>64416002
>yfw Sharp and Oduya and the Stars BTFO Chicago for a chance to get the cup
Would be fantastic. That game last night was the best.
AHO LITERALLY SUFFOCATING TO DEATH
>tfw its raining today
so close to a white christmas fuck you temperature
>>64416055
>tfw it's 62 in December in Cleveland
>>64416055
MN? It just snowed for 5 minutes, back to rain now.
>>64415983
Panther"fans"
Let me know when you locate one
>>64416037
What a ho
>>64416106
Philly. Tomorrows forecast is 75 degrees
>>64415983
Wings drinking game
Take a shot every time a pass is fudgef
Take a shot every time Howard lets in a softie
Take a shot every time larkin or goose spin out and fall on their own accord
Take a shot every time Smith or ericsson lose a puck between their feet
Dead in 20 minutes
>>64416055
This is some bullshit, it's gonna be 60 on Christmas. In Michigan
>Best "swedish" player in WJC
Sebastian aho
>best "canadian" player in WJC
Jake virtanen
Who /blackchristmas/ here?
I guess it has become a tradition in Finland that there isn't any snow around Christmas.
>>64416322
since when?
>>64416389
new thread
>tfw no hokkei
Is this like mini offseason /hoc/ for the next few days? We're already bitching about the weather right on schedule
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