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>rags
1st for auston
1st for Sharp getting a hat-trick against the Hawks tonight.
Ducks worst in the league
LEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLMMAAAAAAOOOOOO
If the Boston Bruins win tonight and the Montreal Fagnadiens lose, then we will be the #1 team in the Atlantic Division.
>mfw stinky frogs and west coast cucks told me the Bruins would suck this year
>mfw the Absolute Madman was a genius that righted the ship that Chiapet was trying to sink
BASED
OTT:Bobby Ryan (hand) won't play Tuesday
VAN:Canucks will get H. Sedin back vs. Lightning
STL:Blues will stick with Jake Allen on Tuesday
MIN:Darcy Kuemper gets the nod vs. MTL Tuesday
COL:Reto Berra (ankle) will have an MRI Tuesday
EDM:Leon Draisaitl adds two assists in Oilers win
WPG:C Bryan Little scores lone Jets goal in loss.
EDM:Taylor Hall posts three assists in 3-1 win.
EDM:Teddy Purcell shines in Oilers win over Jets
NAS:G Pekka Rinne plays well in win, saves 35
NAS:Red-hot Shea Weber notches three more points
TOR:Tyler Bozak nets hat trick in Leafs 7-4 win.
>>64405565
if the wings win and you don't, we will be tied for first with montreal and maybe boston (OTL)
>>64403072
This is correct >>64403510
The fact that you can't see her face just adds to the mystery.
Good thread my Canadian friend. You should be op more often
>>64405592
but I want an anime waifu
>>64405598
Then fuck off to /a/, bitch
>>64405587
What a meme night of hockey then.
>>64405598
Not until you've eaten all your veggies.
Pretty good matchups tonight lads.
>>64405565
fuck your shitty irish mob team and fuck those faggot frogs as well. I hope both lose
Last night of games before christmas
http://strawpoll.me/6341037
http://strawpoll.me/6341037
http://strawpoll.me/6341037
http://strawpoll.me/6341037
>>64405671
>Predators don't play until Saturday
Damn it. Still some good hockey tonight though.
Blose
rags
wongs
vanpooper
Jagrs
hasb
stars
too shit to tell
laffs
kongs
>>64405671
STL
ANA
NJD
VAN
FLA
MIN
CHI
WPG
ARI
LAK
>>64405697
I'm guessing you picked tonight's losers
Legitimate question, whose worse right now, the Ducks or the Rangers?
>>64405731
Ducks, objectively
>>64405731
>rags
>>64405720
the devils literally never win in detroit tho
>>64405671
BOS
RAGS
DET
TB
OTT
MIN
DAL
CGY
TML
LA
>>64405753
which is weird because detroit is ass against shit teams
>>64405697
>>64405720
"People" are actually picking the Canucks
Why would you do this
>>64405671
BOMBSTON
RAGS
DETOILET
B0LTS
JAGRS
W1LD
STARS
WINTERPEG
LAFFS
SH0RKKS
alright everybody place your bets
>>64405531
list of based posters, in no particular order
-all Devils fans
-36 chambers (and 4 cups)
-the canadabro who always explains the game to me
-flim flam scooterfan
-many other canadians
-the finns
basically everybody who posts regularly
>>64405789
they've won once (2012) at detroit since 2005
>>64405795
because tampon bay lol
>Trudeau
>>64405802
how to be wrong: the post: the country
>>64405531
>>64405802
The memes here are really pathetic these days, none of them are even hockey related.
>>64405823
look at this, it's OC
>>64405808
Lightning have been looking good recently, even with the majority of the team being Syracuse players
Fuckin hurricanes man
>>64405802
> not being friends with nepalbro
Faggot
>>64405891
>>64405802
>basically everybody who posts regularly
ayy lmao when did the >rags win a fourth cup?
What a shit franchise
>>64405914
I just needed a reason to post
How did tampon gay play last game? I missed it
>>64405872
impressive
>grease is in this thread right now
>>64405802
List of shittiest posters in order from worst to lest shit
>Grease
>Habsolutey
>Mexico proxy stars poster
>chicago/flyers fans
>>64405928
is that you? are you back?
>>64405531
MCDAVID IS SKATING, SHOOTING, AND STICK HANDLING.
THREE WEEKS UNTIL DOOMSDAY, PACIFIC.
>>64405939
ok, how about this?
>>64405955
Salty tampcuck spotted
>>64405970
I would like to hang out with such a crowd
>>64405978
terrible
![griffin_reinhart_ny_islanders[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xBFk6eL.jpg "griffin_reinhart_ny_islanders[1].jpg")
>>64405970
is that what reinhart is doing these days?
>>64406007
this then?
>>64405950
KIWI
I
W
I
>>64405956
Something like that
I'm trying to stay awake
>>64406049
the jetlag?
What's in Santas sack?
>move to uk
>games come on at fuckin midnight
Not a fan of this tbH
>>64406015
Who cares, he'll get some time in the minors and hopefully in the off season he'll go to the nazi speed skating camp that draisaitl went to.
>>64406059
Yuh
>>64406075
I can relate, id wake up at five to watch games in Nepal
Stamkos has to stop scoring so they don't have to pay him that much
>>64406096
By they you mean the leafs?
>>64406066
a dank new meme?
>>64405802
Token Avalanche fan reporting
>>64406043
FATTY
A
T
T
Y
>>64406096
hello nipple
>>64406066
The semen that you're about to slurp
>>64406109
Eh, whoever lol
I have faith in the yzerplan
>>64405562
Why do we hate the Ducks again?
>rags
>>64406136
Rude m8, go back to /cric/ with that kind of talk
>>64406153
I don't hate em but what the fuck has getz been doing
>>64406136
Did you ever get a good TV so you can actually follow the puck?
>>64406165
Hehe look at those procreating primates
>>64406075
I decided to support a team on the West coast which was probably pretty silly as most games are on at 2am-3am
>>64406075
>willingly moving to Sharialand
What the fuck do you want, sympathy?
>>64406165
I'm at my parent's house for the holidays and they have a bigger HD tv. It still takes me about 30 seconds to find the puck though
Merry Christmas, /hoc/
>>64406282
GOLDBERG
>>64406258
I'm at my parent's house until I can find a job, lel
https://6goaliedefense.wordpress.com/2015/11/10/the-new-york-rangers-are-scary-reasons-to-be-positive/
thoughts?
>>64406258
Dont worry m8 ive been watching hockey for about 2 months, and it still takes a veteran like me 20-25seconds to find the puck sometimes
>>64406297
>grease
>jobs
kek
KEK
K-E-K
K - E - K
>>64406326
>grease on pooicide watch
>>64406320
B-52 stratomemer
>>64406297
I'm going to be living at my parents even though I have a decent job to save money :(
>>64406320
I only watch about 5 minutes of the games at the moment because it's too boring to watch a full game. I'm waiting for the playoffs to start and I will watch properly.
I can't wait to celebrate another basedhawks cup this season.
>mfw the yotes win the draft
>mfw 2017 Stanley cup champs
>>64406066
not a ring
How do we fix this shit?
>>64406355
why do you like hurting me my kiwi friend?
>>64406368
trade lundpads
>rags
>>64406297
Im also at my parents. I'm saving for a mortgage though and I recently got engaged so dont think I'm a loser pls everyone
>>64406368
fold this kc tier team
>>64406066
The degree you would've had if you hadn't dropped out of ryerson
>>64406368
We're gonna get blown out again tonight.
FLYERS
ARE
E
ELITE
L
ELITE
I
ELITE
T
ELITE
E
ELITE
>>64406298
>While many stats people fall back on corsi and PDO as stats which are predictive of future success, some believe that goals for percentage is equally accurate.
Opinion discarded.
Corsi for percentage is even more predictive of future goals for percentage than current goals for percentage. This has been thoroughly documented by rigorous statistical studies over many years.
The >rags are 28th in even strength CF%. They're a shit team.
>>64406298
>rags
same retard said that fowler is shit and wouldn't trade mcirath for him
>>64406368
nothing needs fixing ťbh
>>64406355
>I only watch about 5 minutes of the games at the moment because it's too boring to watch a full game
Drink and shitpost while you watch faM
>>64406392
>analheim
lmao
rangers win 4-1
>>64406386
Post your broad here and we'll decide if youre a loser or not
>>64406298
Looks like one of those sex drawings on wikipedia
>>64406298
>November 10th
my sides
>>64406392
Like you got blown out of ryerson?
>>64406361
> win the draft
> Get stamkos
> the desert of hockey
>>64406349
at least you can contribute to some of their burdains.
>>64406386
well, I realised I have slept with 2 women and made out with 6 in my life, so I 'm not a total loser either
>>64406428
I'll do you one better. Are they paid to produce shit like this?
november 16th
>>64406435
I got fired from my mcjob too I'm unemployed right now
>>64406459
At Christmas? Got dayme
>>64406438
We don't want/need that has been, with domi, duke, strome, auston, OEL, etc. A non meme-goalie would be nice tho
>>64406443
You slept with a greek girl? lucky.
36 chambers on pooicide watch
>>64406457
KEK
I'd pay him to write more like that, what a read
>>64406459
What did you do?
>>64406459
That's okay, dudeweed man will take care of you, because it's a certain year, you know.
>>64406421
No
>>64406443
Nice
That double the amount of women Ive slept with
Anyone else going to watch >rags today?
>>64406489
>Poo Peeland
>>64406558
Yes
>>64406540
the important thing is to be with somebody you love and feel good about yourself without caring what the world says.
I feel sad about that part.
>>64406585
Would you shut the fuck up ffs
>>64406624
Caitlyn on kc tier watch
>>64406624
What's the matter with you?
/hoc/ ded
Manlet Glass challenges Goon Maroon
gets rekt
>rags
It's Vancouver vs. Tampa B/a/y in 10 minutes.
Game-thread is ready to go.
>>64406905
>>64406905
>>64406905
>>64406905
>>64406905
I guess >rags - cu.cks is too much of a dumpster fire to get its own thread
>old man Dan trying to keep up
>>64406925
somebody make one for Devils-Detroit
DEVILS @ RED WINGS
>>64406999
DEVILS @ RED WINGS
>>64406999
DEVILS @ RED WINGS
>>64406999
>>64407005
Tampa gets a cute little girl and I get this?
>rasg
kek, I start watching and the ducks score
can't stop now
>rags get refpucked
>>64407014
yup
we have dignity
>rags
>rags
>rags
>>64406640
Canada on eternally irrelevant watch
I was attempting to watch the bloos roons game, but Jesus fucking Christ. Thats why neither teams have fans. That shit is fucking boring hockey.
>>64407200
Hey shut up
>>64407175
kc tier
ducks @ rags
>>64407359
>>64407250
Your mom is a filthy whore tier
mild/habs where
>pk is the leader and support of the Montreal Canadiens
>nbc
Lmao
I wonder if all the focus on the Norris this year and talk about how people like Subban and Karlsson don't play much on the PK may shift the voters' attitudes.
>>64407518
DUDE
Is Lundqvist finished?
>>64407532
yes? Its delicious
>>64407538
.915 goalie from now on
>>64405753
You were saying?
>>64407589
I'm not complaining
now Howard THAT'S a finished goalie
>>64407601
>>64407601
>>64407601
Wild Habs
>>64407606
visiting family for the holidays, joao?
>>64407612
we cant get rid of this faggot without his consent until 2018 and his contract expires in 2020
5.3 MILLION A YEAR
HOLLLAAANNNNDDD
>>64407518
>coleslaw and pulled pork
based
mad jelly
>mfw looking at Getzlaf's traditional stats this year
quite lucky that Crosby is of a higher profile; that's miserable stuff right there
>>64407636
When will GMs collectively decide to stop giving goalies massive contracts when their performances are so volatile and longevity is nowhere near guaranteed?
>>64407636
5.3 for a backup
well, dallas is doing fine so far
also second fight in the rags game
rivalry night
>>64407693
When there's an excess of good goalers, dipshit
Supply and demand
>>64407696
The frustration bowl
>>64407664
Kc tier stats
>>64407696
>rivalry night
>habs wild
ebic
>>64407738
>he's still forcing it
Nobody likes you at all
>>64407789
kc tire response
>>64407636
Hey we've figured out the new Vegas starter!
>>64407805
nigger tier post
>>64406361
>doubting lowe's magic draft winning monkey paw
>>64407839
Back to kc
>>64407839
just drop it
>>64406361
>mfw the Las Vegas Coyotes win the 2017 Stanley Cup Challenge
yfw the gulls win the cup
>>64407762
Wednesday is rivalry night on NBC you jumbodumbo
>>64407845
is casey your boyfriend that dumped you? Talk it though
>>64407888
no shit faggot and most of the time it isn't rivalries
>>64407888
it's the night you LOVE to HATE
>>64407888
No games Wednesday, so it's tonight. On NBCSN, not NBC.
(LA/Sharks is the rivalry game this week, but that other anon is an idiot)
>tfw no hockey til Saturday after tonight
>>64407974
>california "rivalries"
fucking dropped. half those fags root for both teams
>>64408021
If you think that's true you've literally never watched the Kings play the Sharks.
>>64408018
I might finally kill myself
>>64408018
>tfw 2 games after christmas and sock toss meme on Sunday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIcoJ5KCw84&feature=youtu.be&t=11
>>64408048
u bang esse?
>>64408049
if hockey is the only thing keeping you from doing that. And the fact it is Christmas doesn't maybe you should change something anon....
>>64407911
>>>/kc/
>>64408079
>>64408018
OLD MEME
>>64408111
what is your best stinky smelly bean burrito recipe
>>64408097
at least i can properly speak english
>>64408076
Clan are playing on Hogmanay(New years eve) which I'm supposed to be working but the manager on Duty is also a hockey fan and letting me sneak away
>>64408173
nye is like the biggest hockey night of the regular season. Everyone used to show up in tuxes because they play the games early and everyone goes to their party after.
The tuxes were still pretty big when i was younger but I'm mid 20s now and nobody does it anymore. Its sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvtKWr-vIKg
>>64408130
Try this pic for next time
>>64408302
I aint clickin that shit
>>64408228
swag is for boys
class is for men
>>64408364
nobody likes you
>>64408456
ur mum wasn't this negative last night, m8
are the preds missing the playoffs
>>64408520
No wonder theyve never won a cup. Hey at least the stinky smellt bean burritos are cheap
Why the fuck is there no clock in the Flames game?
>>64408520
It honestly looks like his shirt says >shorks
>>64408607
>>64408607
>>64408607
>>64408607
Yotes v Laffs
>>64408575
Nah, the Pacific is shit, and so are the Jets and Avs
I see the Central going Dallas-Chicago-StL with Minnesota and Nashville being the WCs
>losing to the Bloos
of course
Those were some pretty soft fucking goals you let in Tuuka, what the shit.
Of course they were both on 1v1 matchups because
>broons
>defense
>>64408727
lmao who asked for the opinion of a retard
HE
CANT
BE
STOPPED
Has there always been animated ads on the glass?
Its the first time I've noticed them and they are very annoying
>>64408777
>>64408809
teams that play on comcast sports net channels have them. Fucking jews I'm glad my team doesnt
>flyers are owned by comcast
>>64408777
>two break-aways
>after that monumental save
lol what
What a terrible 3rd period, the team looked like they were checking out, couldn't make a pass in the offensive zone to save their fucking lives.
GG Bloos
>rags
>rags
>>64408927
Too bad you can't deflate pucks
>1993
>>64408795
>>64408979
(you)
NBCSN's main event will be on in 20 bings. Made the SJ @ LA gamethread for you guys.
>>64408988
>>64408988
>>64408988
>>64408988
Free shitty hockey
>>64409015
>posting in a mexican thread
>ever
>>64409015
> Thinks Kongs will play in 20 bings
> Too obsessed with his Fire Emblem waifu to realize it's in an hr or so
Lucic-na poster is a faggot. I'll make the real official gamethread for SJ/LA in about 30 bings.
>>64409042
>rags barely beat analslime
Can't stop the Brasszucca
Also nice to finally see old man Dan delivering on the PP
smell my nuts /hoc/
>>64409093
Perfect 1st period by the flames ruined by just one lapse of concentration.
classic calgary
>>64409158
That was my point it's overtime between two shitty teams
>>64409093
The dumb mexican is so used to knockoffs that he didn't name his shit thread the official gamethread. The road has been paved for you
>>64409181
>Mfw I'm going to Hayes it right now
>>64409213
>>64409213
me and you both friendo
>nine (9) power plays
>one (1) goal
>Tampon Gay
>>64409229
My favorite way to celebrate a >rags victory
Is Boudreau gonna get a pink slip for Christmas?
>Snes 1 - 1 Cats, going to OT
>shots are 14-38
Holy fuck Anderson
>>64409229
Kill yourself fuk_ponek
>>64409093
A little bit earlier than I promised but fuck it. THIS is the only official gamethread for tonight's Wednesday Night Rivalry. Accept no compromise (especially when it's by Lucic-na).
>>64409438
>>64409438
>>64409438
how can it be so fucking bad
>>64409457
not him my man
>1993
>canacucks
autism man does it again.
go panthers
>trying to stop Barkov shootout
why do the goalies even try?
>4th shootout winning goal in a row
HOW DOES HE DO IT
Barkov is fucking eeeeeelite
>tfw you lose your last game before the xmas holiday break to a team where it's fucking tropical weather right now
Why do they even have hockey teams in the southern states, the building was more than fucking half empty. That building would have been full up here.
>>64409719
Mad af tbhfam
>>64409752
>HURR U MAD
Do you not get mad when your team loses? Especially when the game was stolen like that.
>>64409719
>mad that a shit team that had 14 shots in 60 minutes managed to get away with a point
salty as fuck
>>64409801
>shit team
Three key players injured. Could have used 5/6 Ryan in that shootout.
>1 goal in 40 shots with all that talent
Who was the real shit team here?
>>64409820
I'm not surprised shittawa grabbed a point, Andy always becomes Hasek when he's playing the Panthers
>>64409719
> Muh north
> Muh traditional markets
Here goes dem autistic Canadians again. But hey! You dominated the Stanley Cups... Oh wait.
>>64409849
>>64409791
>stolen
dude the Sens should have had 2 four minute majors that game shut the fuck up
