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MIN:Jared Spurgeon signs four-year extension
BOS:Maxime Talbot receives two-game suspension
VAN:Vancouver will start Jacob Markstrom Tuesday
MON:Dustin Tokarski will get the nod on Monday
TOR:Leafs will start Jonathan Bernier on Monday
COL:Semyon Varlamov is the first star of the week
CLM:Joonas Korpisalo is expected to start Monday
CLM:Nick Foligno is out for Monday's game
PIT:Pittsburgh will start Matt Murray on Monday
PIT:Sidney Crosby won't play in Monday's game
CHI:Marian Hossa (UBI) should be back after break
CHI:Jonathan Toews scores OT winner vs. Sharks
FUG DE FLAMS :-DDDDD
>PIT:Pittsburgh will start Matt Murray on Monday
literally who
>wins might win
I'm so durnk and I'm cooking food xD
>>64394144
DUDE
>>64394135
he's 21 and he set the ahl record for most consecutive minutes without giving up a goal last year.he's like the top goaler prospect
>>64393777
One St/a/rs waifu coming up.
>rags
>>64394176
Who has the hottest girls and why is it red wings?
Average detroitian ass cannot be stopped
>>64394183
well good for him then to get a chance
fug my thread was deleted :DDD
>>64394176
ALCOHOL
>>64394198
How is that even possible? Shoot out?
>tfw 3rd period goal
>>64394246
attendance looks accurate
who 5th line here
>>64394246
Things like this are why I'm glad the Joe is being replaced. I just wish it were still called the Joe
>>64394198
I tried to tell my dad how amazing that >ragsing was last night and he just kept saying caps are good. we're caps fans and I coudn't share that moment with him
>>64394234
yes, wild west shoot out by the caps
kek, that was last rags game
>>64394234
nhl.com updates funny sometimes
Where is the Wild @ Stars gamethread?
>>64394265
Here
Team is as good as gone, though; this season seals it
>>64394234
lundpads sucked after the first and hellberg only faced 2 shots in his first like 10 minutes. both went in.
OMG GUISE IM WO DRUNK JUST STOPE MY MOMS WINE COOLERS XDD
who /.000/ here?
>>64394403
lel, I remember that
But seriously where the fuck is the Wild gamethread
>>64394435
what the fuck did they do with him
>>64394464
At least 100m from the nearest playground
>>64394464
Prison. The pedophile wing.
>>64394487
he is balding at 29 so he played like shit he has 2 wins and 6 losses in the A
>>64394487
Eakins didn't like his hair
fucking hell, did star wars pay every single company in the world to advertise for them?
>>64394604
Yes. They spenymt $400m before it was even released
Why no Stars vs Wild thread?
Kind of glad there's no Avs/laffs thread desu
This shit is embarrassing
>>64394632
because you havent made one yet senpai
>it was 3-0
>bloos
>memersenko
>>64394604
I think a chunk of them wanted to hitch their wagon to the star wars train
>>64394632
fuck off chubs
>>64394672
>whatdidyoujustsaytomeyoulittlebitch.jpg
>>64394604
>2015
>not getting 2 for 1 admission to star wars night with a ticket stub for force awakens
shiggy diggy
no bread for the laffs?
>>64394664
You forgot
>all4n
>canadian goaltending
>>64394265
>No one gives a shot about the yakets
>mild
>it was 2-0
>>64394604
pretty much, they even got makeup companies in on it
Who wins tomorrow in the foreshadowing of the Stan Lee champs game?
Blackhawks or Stars?
>>64394509
He played like shit because he has a common genetic trait? Why is Getzlaf so good?
>>64394817
Gezlaf is shit now though
>>64394817
>shitzlaf
>good
needs to go play with his brother in the cfl
>bloos
>>64394803
Stars tomorrow, Blackhawks in the playoffs
we >wildcard now boys!
>>64394853
>it was 3-0
>>64394878
Do Hawks show up to the playoffs like that?
>>64394889
getting there
and most importantly, ahead of the pens
annnd it's not even the shittiest division any more
Some day somebody's gonna make ya wanna turn around and say good byyyeeee (say good byyeee)
This has to be a joke.
https://twitter.com/StapeNewsday/status/679135720498462720
HOW THE FUCK DO THE WILD KEEP LETTING THE STARS COME BACK
>>64395319
they're bad
>>64395319
Dubnyk is mentally soft
>>64395185
D-does he watch the games?
>>64395391
Fingers crossed they still are tomorrow.
LEKSA KOMAROOOOOOOOV
>>64395487
Absolutely disgusting refpuck
>>64395487
so is leo officially the best finn in the league yet or what
>>64395566
nah goalies aside i think Koivu and Ristolainen are better than him right now
>>64395487
KOMAROV
>Canada
>>64395683
>tyson nash
how can 1 man be so based
Predators molested the Habs. Maybe the Predators are finally out of the slump they were in.
THE BEST TEAM I HACKEY
>>64395835
They mostly need Rinne to remember he's elite, he was good tonight though
>Laffs win
>Habs lose
Thank you based Santa
>>64395782
He's amazing.
I love when he talks about his huge nose.
>>64395835
habs are shit. 2-7-1 or something in their last 10
>>64395835
I think so. They looked good against MN, they looked good against Montreal; let's see how they do away from Nashville
>this mexiturd sturs fan
Kill yourself you stinky beaner
So it's basically confirmed Montreal are Price babbies right?
I mean they've fallen apart without him.
>>64395835
>5 goals in 18 shots on 2 ahl goalies on a slumping team
I don't think it's over, but this'll at least hope to serve as a confidence booster.
>>64395899
>rags
>>64395913
Was it ever in doubt?
>Draisaitl now tied with Ovie for points
Proscout was right again
Suomi
>>64395997
>97
https://youtu.be/y_q1UnRYKYE
>>64394889
>>64395009
>Vinny Lecavalier's face when
to Hab, and Hab not
>>64396224
Finland will win WJC on rigged call in OT against Canada
t. Information knower
>>64396314
Laine with a meme slapper from the point
Anyone here play eastside hockey manager?
is it any good?
>AVS
great, now we've blown the fuck out of Reto Berra, Calvin Pickard and Seymon Varlomov out of their hot streaks.
>>64396433
the new one is the best one.
>>64396614
It took me a while but there's a Columbus waifu waiting for the anon that wanted her.
>>64396615
>>64396629
"Nothing is hard if you put your mind to it"
- Justin Trudeau
>>64396697
DUDE
gostisbehere GOAT
>>64396697
BECAUSE ITS 2015
>>64396627
c-can you make a >rags one of kotori?
>mfw a team who has Crosby, Malkin, and Kessel all on their roster ends up losing their playoff spot to a team who has two 4th lines and who's #1 d-man is Michael Del Zotto
>it was 9-0-0
>>64396840
lel
Fuck the pongs
>>64397081
>rags
>>64397081
Redone.
>>64397110
absolutely based
>>64395872
>>64395782
>>64395683
this is Tyson Nash's avatar on twitter
Tyson > Rick
Nui goes wherever she wants to go, and no one can stop her... well, no one except Boston, the Islanders, and the Rangers anyway.
>>64397397
I assume this is supposed to be Subban.jpg you iPhone using fuck?
>>64397432
>mad at phones
>mfw the hawks win tha cup
>>64397397
lol silly hockey playing orangutan
>>64397441
Did Chris-chan draw this shit?
Haven't been on /hoc/ in a while
Can I still post
>rags?
>>64397420
And Mark
How many Stanley Cups have the Vancouver Canucks won?
>>64397463
>yfw chris-chan would be either a caps fan or a canes fan barring some autistic obsession with another team's logo
>>64397485
They have won all of them in an alternate universe.
>>64397486
> Chris-chan potentially rocking the red
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
are we, dare i say it, the best team in the league?
Bowie's Heroes is a great record
might be as good as Low
>>64397510
Maybe he would be a Habs fan since their jerseys look like his clown shirts
>>64397523
>best goal differential and top 15 in goals against per game
trade nichuskin for a top 4 dman and this team will literally win the cup this year
>>64397523
Hope you don't draw a Canadian team in the playoffs.
>the ruins haven't fired baldy yet
Until this happens we're in an endless cycle of
>draft guys
>don't let rookies play
>immediately throw em under the bus if mistakes happen
>we geeotta win 0 to -1 or lose 5-6
>we geeotta trade our offensive prospects for defensemen
>trade for shitty glass humper
>wait for charas next injury
>let the shitty defenseman stay for 4 seasons
>release him and draft more wings
>we geeotta get defensemen
>mfw the one year all the first round puck slappers are shit after #10 we draft 3 of em
>this team has literally drafted 4 decent guys in 7 years and let ALL OF THEM GO
Please PLEASE trade rask for a top tier wing. No matter how well he plays now he'll crap himself under pressure each meaningful game later on.
>>64397612
lel?
The kongs are going to win the pacishit and win in 6-7 games vs a central wildcard. Hopefully 2-3 will be the battle of Alberta and be the worst series in the last decade. They will go on to get swept by the kongs.
On the central side it will be Dallas as a 1 seed losing in 6 to the wild/nashville/chicago. The blues will actually win the 2-3 matchup before getting BTFO in the second round. The WCF will be another great series with several OT games before the central team finally wins in 6 or 7.
And of course they will win in 5 against whatever meme team wins the least.
It really isnt rocket surgery.
>>64397612
Except the Cantpucs
>>64397721
>This entire post
>PLEASE trade Rask
fresh oc inc
what would happen if price and sid never come back?
>>64397721
dumbest post i have ever seen on /hoc/
you can't find this kind of shit even from HFBoards
>>64397785
leastern conference btfo
>rags
>>64397785
Pongs & Habs relocate to Las Vegas and Seattle respectively
>>64397784
Nice, I always liked the idea of an infographic explaining:
>don't like a team? call them a meme team
>don't like the result of a game? call it a meme game
>don't like a player? call them a meme
etc etc....
but lack the skills to make it
Obviously using caps from the archive showing stuff like
>ovechkin is a meme
>meme call, thx buttman
>this is a meme series
>>64397784
7/10, fairly dank.
>>64397784
needs more clip art animals
>>64397721
Here's your (You)
>hasbs
>analheim
>colelrado
>jests
>rags
>tfw the blues fire hitchcock and hire clip art pig as their new head coach
>>64397784
needs a jersey slag or kippersass.png
>>64397721
>people will make fun of this post but this is how a lot of idiots in this area think
I live literally in Boston
This shit infuriates me.
REEE
is there an anime /A/vs yet
>there are people on /hoc/ that unironically believe the Kings won't win the cup this year
Pathetic 2bh
Are the jest going to be below a meme team next year? They are behind the avs, with 2 less GP tho, and every player wants a raise. LMAO if they give buff money he is good but not great and takes nigger penalties. Look at how they did when he suspended last year.
>>64398023
The bruins are literally 1 point out of first with 3 games in hand.
Claude has been the best bruins coach in 4 decades with two scf appearances
Rask was with in 2 games of a cup
The only thing valid you have stated is the shit trades and that was Chiarellis fault.
Believe in Don the mad man Sweeney
Also living in Boston doesn't make your opinion any less retarded
>>64394082
>PIT:Sidney Crosby won't play in Monday's game
Is he sent to AHL?
>>64398074
No no, I am not that poster. I was saying that that poster's complete fucking idiocy is a commonly thrown around complaint around here, and it's infuriating for a fan.
I hate idiots that scream about firing Claude as much as you do famalam.
>>64398088
yeah he already cleared waivers.
>>64398106
>>64398074
>all fucking offseason we had idiots screaming and crying "OMG FIRE CLAUDE HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS STUPID DEFENSIVE SYSTEM OMG HE KEEPS PLAYING PAILLE AND REILY SMITH AND CHRIS KELLY WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT OMG HE'S A TERRIBLE COACH FIRE HIM ALREADY"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHO ELSE WAS HE GOING TO PLAY?
WE CHANGED THE ENTIRE FUCKING SYSTEM THIS YEAR, AND ITS WORKING.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE VOCAL RETARDS
>>64398106
Sorry hombre my rage from that post blinded me. Felt like Mike felger found /hoc/. Acutally even he has come around to Claude a little bit recently.
Where's Crosby going?
>>64398149
To hell
>>64398148
Don't say that faggot's name.
I don't want to hear that faggot in my head, whining about players he doesn't like and theorizing that we can trade chris kelly and loui erikson for Steven Stamkos or Victor Hedman.
I like that Boston has a dedicated Bruins fanbase.
I hate that Boston has been horrifically spoiled by Belichick and the Patriots that everyone is fucking RETARDED when it comes to the team's abilities.
>>64398149
Gulag
>>64398149
H-hey sweden
>>64398048
all their elite D left
>>64398136
How is it working? They lost twice to the Oilers lel
>>64398175
I hear you bro he makes me wanna run my head through a wall. He was bitching about the bruins style of play when they were in their peak a few years ago.
>>64398191
lol hockey is 50% luck
Any Sh/a/rks fans here? And who's ready to see us against the Kings tomorrow?
>>64398252
Those fucking memesters man, Chiapet has all our secrets the bastard.
>>64398264
>crying about playing 4th lines while we were in the playoffs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>avs
>>64398288
>Shark fags claimed Nico.
why live.
>>64398036
Made this one. Was gonna use it for the thread but I couldn't be around at game time.
GOSTISBEHERE 4 CALDER
>>64398409
> Comeback win at home
> Against the Blues
Feels good
>tfw no anime sens girl.
I know that being a small market Canadian team means that you're often forgotten but i mean the Sens are meme enough to be at the forefront of new meme technology.
>>64398435
>Voracek can apparently play LW
>Medvedev also legit
>Defense might be at least average when Streit comes back
>10-4-4 since Ghost got called up
>and he's just the harbinger for the 4 D prospects of the apocalypse
this team has become so goddamn fun
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lyCMUR-1Nyk
>>64398454
Oh, I didn't forget about your Sens. Nor does Aiz from Danmachi...
>>64398609
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUÜUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64398651
M A D M A N
>>64398676
Delete this
>>64398670
>Swedes
>>64398435
>>64398632
Yall niggas need to learn to use the deform tool.
>>64398721
Ancient Fennoswedes ruled Finland
All Vodka Mongols are WE WUZ CIVILIZATION tier
>>64398288
Not one myself, but there's another Love Live card on the loose.
>>64398756
>mad
>at a meme master
lel
>>64398787
>Wings
Dropped
> All these anime girls
> No girls representing the Big Bad Bruins
Why did I choose Yuno
> Like Yuno, Boston shows no mercy
> Like Yuno, Boston can have crazy players
> Like Yuno, Bostonians are obsessed with physical hockey
> Like Yuno, we have an archenemy that we fucking hate (her with Aru, us with Habs)
the wild havent won a stan lee edition
>>64398816
I dont give a sh*t f*cking autistic virgin.
>>64398849
Kaylee on better life choices watch
>>64398816
nice anime pic, fucking loser
>>64398831
Thank you Finland
>>64398816
As a fellow bruins fan stop embarrassing us
>>64397523
Literally No
>>64399051
>leastern conference
>best anything
top lel mate
>>64398500
hell yes
amazing how different they are to last year's flyers considering there wasn't too much change in the roster, especially on offense
>>64399072
>posted wrong game
>still doesn't matter because washington hasn't beaten dallas since 2008, 7 (seven) years ago
>>64399072
>>64399092
>implying either the Caps or the Sturrs can win a playoff series
>>64398191
That's just unlucky
What de fug did Pens actually win?
>>64397523
>meme teams
>>64399072
Last time I checked Pacific was still in the west. Central is tough tho.
Top half of the league:
6 atlantic teams
5 central teams
3 metrosexual teams
1 (one) pacishit team
Just a kindly reminder that american teams have no real fans
>>64399163
>losing record
>in a playoff position
The memeiest.
>Montreal is 2-8 in their last ten and on a four-game losing streak
It's almost like they're regressing or something.
>Mfw no good games today
Mernin hoc
What have I missed in the past couple of days
>blose
>it was 3-0
>>64399671
>Canada still hast won a cup since 1993
>hasbs regressing and exposed as Price babbys
>new memes consisting of anime girls
The usual amount of autism. Nothing changed really
>>64394082
Rest of the league(except Dallas) are you even trying?
>>64399758
>exhausting your team in the regular season
Why doesnt every team do what the Kings do? Fart your way into the playoffs and then turn it up to 11
>>64399290
>karlsson beasting
>subbon boobing
hasbfags btfo
So who is on the Leo hype train?
>>64398609
this is your brain on memes
I thought he was supposed to be the next Bourque? What happened? :^)
So we can all agree that mcmeme is a bust now right?
>>64399991
>ghostbear has two points less than kikel in 16 less GP
>and hes a dman
>>64400021
Ghostbear is franchise though, not fair comparing him to a bust like kikel
>>64397432
I just got shitdroid and it sucks ass. Going back to iphone if it keeps this up the next month.
>tfw no snow
>annual xmas shinny with the lads cancelled
Why even live
>>64400235
>tfw played 5 games already
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>64400235
You should road trip and teach the migrants in sweden to play rolley hockey :^)
>Laine-Aho-Puljujärvi
my god, there is too much meme on one line.
>>64399848
jesus he has more goals than Stamkos, Crosby, Kessel, Getzlaf and Perry
>>64400529
>outscoring a bunch of busts
>impressive
pick one
>>64397523
>we
https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/679134355944570880
Absolute savage
>>64400886
He can do whatever he wants desu since he BTFO that shitlord lucic
>>64400886
strong hockey play.
>>64400894
This is exactly the type of player my local team are missing
>>64400886
This was with like 15 seconds left in the game wasnt it? What a pussy
>>64400235
There's no snow in Michigan either :(
Wew I missed some good games
>>64399779
So you're saying the Kings are the New York Giants of hockey?
>>64400980
I'm upset I missed the preds game. Still pleased that they won. Also >laffs Fucking hilarious.
>>64400235
>tfw live in Oregon, in an area that doesn't hardly ever get snow or cold enough to freeze the ponds
>Can never play shinny on my backyard pond unless some super winter comes.
Fuck me.
>>64401095
Are you gay
>>64401385
Nice
>>64400072
Leave this thread you fucking fag
>>64401095
I legit forget Oregon is a state
What is oregons NHL team
>>64401385
PORTLAND
O
R
T
L
A
N
D
> wings need 3 points in the next 2 games to be first in Atlantic and 2nd in the east
Neat
>>64401442
Seattle Supersonics
>>64401442
They exclusively watch womens hockey
>>64401451
Thinking the bruins will let that happen
Neat
>the hasb are literally Price babbys
>>64401537
>habs beens
>>64401523
>thinking the hasb will stay in second after the broons pass them
>>64401542
Top kuck
Fuck you janny
Who are some notable players with CTE?
>>64401811
Franzen will develop is guaranteed
Clowe is at risk as-well.
I think hockey is an underrated sport.
>>64401892
too much is based on luck though.
>>64397397
Pk looks so young here
>>64401935
wew lad
5 month ban t.hfboards mod
>>64401935
Who's PK?
>>64401039
I have no idea what that means
>>64397469
Please do and welcome back
>>64401945
Got perma banned for calling the Leafs the Laffs lol what a hugbox
BTFO
>>64401945
wew
>>64402254
btfo by blacked ball
>>64401935
That's Joel Ward, dumbass
USA GETTING BLOWN T H E F U C K OUT
>>64402254
#pleaselikemysport
>>64402291
>laine from aho and pulju
wew 2meme4me
>>64402291
usa about to score some goal. Finland changed their goalie to some guy i have never heard.
>>64402291
delete this t. burger casual
>>64402291
>U5A
>>64402291
delet this
>>64402362
kc tier
>>64398191
>that one habs fan in the front row
I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA
>>64402291
English please Mongol
>>64402471
Translation: USA = BTFO
>>64398734
what does the deform tool do I want to be a dank memer
>>64402291
>Team USA's scorers are a Czech and an Italian
step up senpai
>>64402291
>dvorak
>milano
lel what
>>64402291
Where can you even see the statistics for these exhibition games?
>>64402504
>>64402517
Im "American" and my surname is from Yugoslavia.
This isn't the 1800's American anymore. Its not just English and Irish surnames.
>>64402533
>stealing players from elsewhere
>IT'S 2016
>>64402517
>Barkov
>Komarov
>Donskoi
lel what
>>64402539
Stastny is a Czech name but Paul Statsny was born in North America.
Shit happens m8, its hardly "stealing" when people relocate willingly.
>>64402541
as a russian you should know that it's completely different thing.
>>64402541
russians are slavified finns, it's only natural we share some names
>>64402533
t. Galchenyuk
>>64402541
All those names are actually from way back when Finno-Ugric peoples ruled the lands of modern day Russia. Therefore all the Russian players are in fact descendants of Finns and all your players are belong to us.
>>64402576
WEW CANADA BRINGING THE HEAT.
>>64402573
>>64402574
>>64402579
>tfw volga finn
You guys
Bill scored twice last night
>>64402609
isn't that just a fancy term for Steppes people
>>64402639
It's taiga, idiot. Steppe is in the south.
>>64402621
I thought he was going to get a hatty
FUCKING DRAFT KINGS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY AHL
>>64402662
>>64402683
So you deny Magyars live in Steppes?
>>64402716
They have so much money they don't know what to do with it
>>64402736
they are trying to cash out before they get BTFO in more courts next year
>>64402720
They came from what is now Khanty-Mansijsk. It's Siberian taiga.
>>64402753
Volga flows into the western steppe, tell me again where Magyars are from?
>>64402820
Volga finns are from upper Volga. And second, magyars have nothing to do with Volga as their closest relatives are khants who live and originated from siberian taiga. I don't know what drugs you take, but you are obviously lost in wikipedia.
>>64402858
Canada getting btfo
>>64402858
Your mom has a large upper Volga m8
>>64402858
Then explain why Finns are speaking uralic language?
Can someone explain
>rags
I was not around for it, all I know is it has to do with Rangers
>>64401523
>bruins winning 2 points in the next 3
>>64402922
Stop being such a gigantic faggot
>>64402959
fuck off were full
>rags
>>64402964
With Rinaldo returning after being brutally injured by the ref, it should be possible.
>>64402986
>just stop being canadian!
I don't think he can do that
who is >our waifu?
>habs last 10 games
>2-8
>>64402922
russia btfo
>slow mo monday on NHL social media
>your team doesn't have any sweet highlights
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64402986
>>64403019
>mad at Canada
>>64403161
>had 13 point lead, about to bet passed by the broons and wongs
they suck
>>64403204
fags arent welcome here
>>64403220
dead last in atlantic when counting games after november 11th
hope price is killing it in nhl16
>Welsh people in charge of filming Hockey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlg73r4i1L4
>>64394218
I love this gif
>>64398816
your waifu sucking fucks dude
>>64403317
>sucking fucks
pls go
>monleawl
how fucking shit can one team be, holy fuck
>>64403352
frogs btfo
>>64394246
There should be a car parked infront of him
>>64403329
>getting mad at spelling
Let's make this a meme?
Americaitlyns are pretty triggered today, what's going on?
>>64403469
USA and Finland shaking hands pls
>>64402986
>Can't refute my point
>ur a faget
Russia pls comeback
>>64402959
>new yorks teams starts to get gud
>get loads of tripfags shitposting about >kongs and bean burritos
>gets BTFO every year in the playoffs
and that is why we call them >rags
Post yfw all Canadian teams miss the playoffs after based Duclair (>rags) and Domi lead the Yotes into 3rd place in the Pacific
>>64403488
Uralic is a language family. Like balto-slavic or germanic or roman. Before assimilation finns dwelt around north of European Russia, Urak and some parts of Siberia.
>>64403617
you are a defenseman and this guy is skating towards you. What do you do?
>>64402748
Hope to god not. The fact that the kikes banned online gambling is already stupid enough
Why is he so good /hoc/?
BEST TEAM IN HACKEY
BEST PLAYER IN HACKEY
>>64403656
Skate up to him and whisper "Jatkosota"
How do I make sure my nephew is an NHL star?
he is 2, i got him this for christmas
>>64403632
Makes sense, pure ethnic Finns must be rare to find nowadays. Same with pure white anglo in U.S.A or in Urban Canada.
>>64403781
>trying to find pure genes in the neighbouring territory.
>>64403773
Take him ice skating everyday for a couple of years. Then buy him equipment and enroll in a peewee league
>>64403806
I dont know how to ice skate that well
>>64403805
>trying to find pure genes in the homeland
>>64403773
That's actually kind of neat
>>64403822
Buy him a fucking Crosby jersey and collect money for his uni degree. With such an uncle he won't play even in the czech league.
>>64403831
))))))
>>64403831
might as well have taken the top pic in Toronto
>>64403860
>crysby
nah, he's getting either an Yzerman or a Lidstrom jersey
>>64403822
You are absolutely useless to his development unless you are financing it. Enroll him in the youth UNDP.
>>64403892
Do the Stevie Y jersey
>>64403892
>from Michigan
>can't skate
Just kys man
>>64403892
>Micshitgan
>Literally Fedorov and Datsyuk babbies
Kill yourself
>>64403901
can do. I'm rich as fuck until I get married or buy a house
>>64403904
only if he's a forward.
>>64403680
I probably heard 500 ads for draft kings this baseball season alone fuck draft kikes
>>64403773
Make him do 50 squats every day do he gets a powerful hockey ass and can out accelerate the scrubs
Comrades, a friend of mine offers me to buy pic related for 4$. Should I?
>>64403925
>>my team has never had good players
good to know
>>64403943
only if it's a knockoff
>>64403773
Look up how Walter Gretzky trained Wayne as a kid
>>64403969
Nope. It's just old. It's when he wasn't captain assistant.
>>64403990
I'll buy it for $4, no one wants that thing
>>64403943
Why not just do a straight swap for some vodka
>>64403927
If you are absolutely loaded take a look into the CIHA.
Connor McDavid (CIHA) Lawson Crouse (CIHA) Mitch Marner (Hill Academy in Vaughan, Ont.), Joe Hicketts (Okanagan Hockey Academy in Penticton, B.C.) and Noah Juulsen (Yale Hockey Academy, B.C.).
>>64403943
Fake as fuck but still worth $4 for the lolz
>>64403974
sorry, only looking for advice from good hockey countries
>>64404009
I'm rich as fuck inasmuch as rent is $250 a month and I make 30k a year lol
it was more hyperbole, but if I don't have a kid in 6 years I'll definitely be bankrolling his way through hockey shit
his parents don't give a shit about hockey though
>>64403947
>His team doesn't have the top 2 players all-time
>His team doesn't have 4 of the top 20
>>64404026
Post a non fake, Armen.
>>64404032
If you've never been played hockey at a competitive level, or been around people who have, you literally will not succeed at this. You are simply too casual
>>64404066
Not really there are three subbans in pro hockey
>>64404032
Parents are a huge factor in player development. Might as well adopt your own look for the best physical specimen. Seeing as you are from Detroit look for a young Wayne Simmonds 2.0 at the local orphanage.
>>64404046
so, you're a gretzky and messier baby then?
your logic is your own undoing
>>64404095
Numbers trump Logic :^)
>>64404094
I live in GR, there are only glendennings here
>>64404052
He posted this earlier in the season. Clearly a fake knockoff.
>>64404140
Probably made in turkey lele
>>64404140
>>64404180
How to differ fake from not a fake?
>>64404200
price, quality
>>64404200
Watch hockey
>>64404221
And why is datsyuk jersey fake? As far as I know he bought it long ago for ordinary jersey price.
how do we make Nashville great again?
>>64404180
Lel
>>64404200
Here is the real, numbers on back look the same as on ice product. Name font and size is also correct.
>>64404273
Look at it m8. Nothing is stitched on or anything its fake
>>64404289
florida fucked them over. They should have got Barkov.
>>64404289
Trade shea weber for sidney crosby
>>64404273
just kinda seems off, like it wasnt made to support pads or anything. It's like literally 2 sheets with sleeves
>>64404289
Trading Seth Jones for Leon Draisaitil & 1st round pick
>>64403943
oh, and most importantly the numbers and name are screenprinted on
>earning your red wings is apparently slang for eating pussy that has menstruated recently
holy fuck no
>>64404350
you didn't know this?
Underageb&
>>64404336
>screenprinted
Yap. Now I'm sad and depressed. I can't afford a real datsyuk jersey for 300$.
Since Ivan & Caitlyn are both here who wins in a medal round between RUS & USA? Every year Bears eat the Eagles but now USA has Matthews.
What year is it?
>>64404390
USA tbqh IMO
>>64404415
CURRENT YEAR
>>64404417
The biggest question is can Halverson back stop them to a medal round? I don't see any WJC tier starters on their roster.
>>64404390
RUS probably, US only has kane and and shit goaltending
RUS has malkin, ovie, kuznetsov, datsyuk. both have pretty shit goaltending
>>64403943
>4$
What is that, like 15p? yeah go for it.
>going to store
>some guy in an Oilers hat here
REEEEEEEEE TRANSPLANTS GET OUT
>>64404463
Talkin juniors bruh
>>64404445
Yup that's the only question mark
Is that Russian goalie back this year?
>>64404512
>Russian goalie
Vasilevsky?
>>64404463
WJC
>>64404512
Who? Sorokin or Shesterkin?
>>64404532
>>64404539
Sorokin
Dude was based last year
>>64404463
>le epic quick sux may may
When will they learn
>>64404489
A guy in my work wears an oilers hat and I swear to god I burst out laughing everytime I see him
>>64404561
do you have frog protection yet
>>64404551
I absolutely don't know our 2016 prospects. I read some dman is top 10 pick next draft. I know only Galdobin, Barbashev, Tryamkin, Kamenev and Vasilevsky. But they were drafted previously. Their stats is impressive. Hope they will soon get into the nhl.
Also, I'd like to find out your thoughts on these players.
>>64404552
>quick is good
When will LA casual beaners leave this board, bros?
>>64404561
At least in England you can choose whatever team you want since there is no real local team for you.
>>64404551
Neither are eligible to return. It's Samsonovs crease.
>>64404590
I protect people against frog everyday, I even speak to frogs
>>64404605
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU
>>64404597
>Goldobin
His game in his own end, particularly his defensive play, has held him back to this point. New San Jose Sharks' head coach Peter DeBoer values smart, two-way play and helped Ilya Kovalchuk transform from being a defensive liability to a player that is more aware in his own end of the ice. Goldobin has many of the same tools as Kovy. Played a few games in San Jose this year, will get more looks later in the year. Future top 50 scorer.
>Barbashev
Competes hard at both ends of the ice, uses his body and strength to make room for himself and his teammates and also has great offensive ability, with the playmaking skills and shot selection to take over a game. Like most multi-faceted prospects Barbashev is still working at putting all those pieces of his game together on a consistent basis but the tools are all there.
Rest I don't know enough about because they don't play for Western Teams/ have yet to play for them.
Are the Boston Bruins, dare I say it, elite?
>>64398500
I wonder how it must be to be Medvedev.Just not knowing what people are saying yet you score a goal and people say compliments you don't understand.
So the blue jackets are blue the red wings are red the penguins are the color of penguins and the list goes on. Meanwhile the maple leafs are blue, one of the only colors that maple leafs dont actually turn into. Why are canadians so dumb?
>>64404752
nah
>>64404561
Why, because he chose a team that's slightly less pathetic than yours?
Auston Matthews
>>64401442
Oregon has a WHL team, The Winterhawks. That's our only tie to hockey unfortunately.
Who's excited to see Sharp and Oduya play against the Hawks tonight?
>>64399290
>flyers are 8-1-1 in last 10 games
>mfw
FLYERS ARE FUCKING ELITE
BITCH ASS BLOOZ "FANS" THINKIN THEY WUS THE SHIT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BRING THAT ASS OVER HERE
NIGGAS I CANT BELIEVE WE MADE IT THIS FAR
WE GON MAKE PLAYOFFS
THEN FINALS
THEN THE WORLD
OFFENSE IS THE BEST IT'S BEEN SINCE THE VANCOUVER MILLIONAIRES IN THE LATE 1800'S, ONE OF MY FAVORITE MILLIONAIRES SEASONS AND REMEMBERED AS THE MOST ELITE OFFENSE IN THE HISTORY OF THE LEAGUE
(don't fact check that)
DEFENSE?OH SHIT NIGGAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ THE DEFENSE IF FUCKING
FUCKING
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L
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HITTIN NIGGAS, BLOCKIN NIGGAS DECKIN NIGGAS DAMN I EVEN THOUGHT I SAW THEM SHANK A NIGGA THOUGH.
HEY REST OF THE LEAGUE HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ELITE?
OH WAIT....YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>IT WAS 3-0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64404956
6-2-2 actually my burger eating chum
>>64404933
>Queen city
>blue bloods
>>64405045
6 wins
2 more wins
another 2 moral victories
>>64405040
Please go and stay go, hothead
>>64405040
Probably my fav poster to be honest
>>64405069
>Please go and stay go
>>64405040
Well that was incredibly annoying
>>64404924
>I wonder how it must be to be Carter Ashton in Torpedo.Just not knowing what people are saying yet you score a goal and people say compliments you don't understand.
>>64405040
best post
truly, a /hoc/ post
>>64405098
Problem, bruv?
>mfw someone told me flyers weren't ELITE
Are the Sens /hoc/'s team?
>>64405250
>not ELITE
>/hoc/s team
lol loser everyone knows the Flyers ares /hoc/s beloved team but hey, keep rooting for your AHL team though
>>64405232
they 're not
>>64405275
Wat
Pretty sure there is no "/hoc/s team" you faggot
>>64405276
>>64405307
>doubters not accepting /hoc/'s team
drink bleach, faggots
>"I'm not a Flyers fan"
>>64405334
At what age were you diagnosed with autism?
>>64405349
when the flyers stopped being ELITE
so, never
>post yfw this flyers fag lives in new jersey
>>64405368
>implying I live in NJ
Reminder that the flyers are one of the worst organizations in the league
lolz whateva niggas I outchea
see you on the next flyers win
>flyers elite
>not in the playoffs as of this moment
>>64405250
No its Braehead Clan
Being an Oilers fan I am experienced on how to identify a shit team. I certifiably agree the Flyers are shit.
>>64405421
its the berlin eisbären obviously
Anyone have the gif of Lecavlier doing dental work on one of his fellow teammates?
I do but it's too big
>>64405441
Kings fan here. A little rusty on my shit identification skills but I agree
>>64405441
>>64405464
denial is just a step to acceptance
>>64405421
Scotland will never be free
>>64405441
Wings fan here, anyone with less points than us is definitely trash since we are too
This cryers fan obviously didn't learn from the jew nearme Devils shitposting of the last couple months
>>64405394
You can deny it all you want, autismo, but we all know it's true
>>64405484
>mfw
>blue jackets: 29 points
>anaheim: 29 points
New thread my friends
>>64405531
>>64405531
>>64405524
>T-Tortorella is gonna lead us to the cup this year guys!
>>64405514
My ancestors died fighting for Scottish freedom and you cu cks voluntarily let yourselves get penetrated by England for the rest of the time. Fuck you
>>64405524
I feel bad for the BJs. Nobody deserves to be compared to a team as shit as the ducks
>>64405536
>making a thread from your iphone
faggot
Someone explain why the habs are so incredibly shitty without Carey Price. It's fucking embarrassing, the laffs got more going offensively of late, it's pathetic. Better settle with your precious 24 cups fuckers because that team will never win again.
NEW THREAD
>>64406606
>>64406606
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