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>rags
LELMAO
CHING CHONG PING PONG
>RAGS
>Rags
tough times for new york rangers fans indeed
how are my ragsbros holding up? stay strong niggas
but will it matter in the playoffs
>>64373340
They are doing fine lad
>>64373340
no worries my friend, we'll pull through :^)
>>64373340
It hurts so much bro, and they are playing so consistently badly that I just have to
>rags
>rags
>rags
>>64373378
Never thought I'd miss
>Finnish goaltending
>>64373291
>no general
>no news
>rags
How come playing in the NCAA hurt the Toews development but Boyle and Dryden benefited from it?
>rags
>rags
Who /Avs/ here
>>64373417
Make a thread next time then faggot
>rags
>rags
LMAO
>tfw done finals tomorrow
>rags
>>64373500
>even Switzerland is memeing
beautiful how they've brought us all together
>rags
>>64373521
New York is a melting pot they say
Barkov is ELITE
>>64373291
im pissing on m y own ball im so happy about the least liked team in all of hockey absolutely being incosnaloble devastated rekt. the teams that called... rags// rags rags rags rags rags rags rags hhahahahahaha yeah yeah yeah hahahQ!Q rags rags rags
im pissing on m y own balls im sohappy about the rags losing@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64373468
Because Toews was never offensively gifted to begin with
I am a serious long time Rangers fan but there's really nothing left to say except
>rags
>>64373559
>ever doubting the wisdom of an IIHF accredited Pro Scout
>>64373600
So he's pretty much an overpaid defensive forward?
>>64373562
>>64373597
rags fans are losing it
>rags
>>64373291
>tfw /hoc/ veteran who started posting here ages ago but never relate to/get the rags meme
>>64373679
this fucking guy.
>>64373388
Is that his new gf? She's hotter than the other chick but man hockey players don't really do that well based on how much they make. I think apehoop players get the best women
>rags
It hurts so bad hoc, make it go away
danton heinen. remember this name. goddamn i saw this guy the other day and he was just insane.
also, rags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao. fuck u king. o u king my nigga? where ur ring tho family? oh cool rick nash.... um u mean the tall version of phil kessel lmao heartless nigga never hav the nuts to win a cup. rags rags rags lol no ring king
>>64373680
He's Bergeron with the offensive. Won't be on Team Canada in 2018 unless he picks it up.
Wow, that was pretty bad.
>7 goals
>30 SOG
>>64373680
>>64373804
>*without the offensive edge
>>64373749
fiance
She's a Russian professional "socialite" basically bred to basically marry some rich dude.
Tolstoyan, really
>>64373853
Whats her name
>rags
>>64373853
>>64373853
shit she's actually pretty hot, that was just a bad pic up there
I am a fan of the Boston Bruins, and they have won a game today, along with the New England Patriots, a team of which I am also a fan. Therefore, I am quite happy, and will now post as such in this Indonesian Interpretive Dance discussion forum
>>64373885
Nastya Shubskaya
http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2015/09/11/alex-ovechkin-and-nastya-shubskaya-are-engaged/
>>64373885
>>64373919
Nastya Shubskaya
>has nasty in her name
>"Daaaa, Alex! Daaaa, in ass Alex!"
>>64373804
Bergeron is the better player. Their stats are very similar plus Bergeron had whatever amount of concussions. I know both only have 2 30 goal seasons, and both teams can suck my dick, but Bergeron means way more to his team and the Hawks have been way, way better than the Bruins offensively since toews has been with them, and in the first season Claude Julien has let the Bruins actually play hockey, Bergeron is producing slightly above Toews while playing with a guy who has never played above 4th line minutes in the NHL and being double shifted on the PK.
Johnny toes
>>64373952
kek
>>64373952
LELMAO
>rags
>/hoc/ autists talking about how Toews isn't offensively good
>he literally just scores the OT game winning goal
toews just scored the OT winner lelmao
>"I started in Pittsburgh with great players, and I'm going to finish here [in Florida] with great players"
Jagr confirmed for seven more years in FLA
https://twitter.com/FOXSportsFL/status/678738644719431680
>>64373953
you didn't have to sperg out to defend bergy, the canabro meant what you said anyways. but tfw randos defend bruins....;;; feels good man
Tomas "fucking idiot" Hertl
literally gave toews the goal.
>>64374002
>one goal redeems his entire career
It's good to see him chip in though
Thank you for the half off pizza rags
>>64374002
proof that he's bad if you think one goal is worth posting about
if you dont think toews is good ur retarded but if ur drafting in a dream world with all nhl players available and u take toews above bergeron imo ur also a retard for that. potaytoe potahtoe, as they say
>>64374093
>He cheers for Canadian players
Lelmao look at this Americuck I bet he has a Jersey with a Canadian name on his back LOL!!!!!
>mad at toews
>tfw not afraid of any eastern team at all
>already beat the caps this season as well
lel east is shit
>>64374093
u know what u son of a bitch, im sick of getting trolled on this forum. im going back to reddit where i can talk about hockey for real. sorry not sorry
>>64374120
i would suck on patrice bergerons sweaty post game dick. sue me with your lawyer
>>64374213
>He paid to wear the uniform of a corporation he doesn't even work for with another man's last name on his back
>that man is a Canadian
LELMAOOOOOOOO
Americaitlyns will defend this
>>64374136
it dont mean nothing when u still have to make it out of the western quarter finals w/o ty seg playing half drunk lmao
>>64374226
oh what the hell. oh here we go again i try to just be honset and what happens? i get trolled... again. thats it. im sick of this bullshit
>rags
>rags
>>64374031
He should come to the Florida team with fans that would actually appreciate him
>rags
Go ahead, meme my day
>>64374389
>>64374389
lmao yaasss
>literally inconsolable
>rags
>>64374409
whats up my man
>tfw you will never watch jagr play for 7 bucks and then go out for a publix sub after
>>64374389
>rags
>>64374639
Jokes on you, the Rangers have never one a cup
>This optimism
Even with the President's trophy team you always knew the defense was bad and the goaltending was mediocre. What am I feeling bros?
>>64373364
Yes, Kuzy is legit second line center.
Your can't stop le ppg from top of the circle man either.
>>64374759
Guarded hope
hiroshimoot is triggering me
>>64374777
Also le game 7 man and Oshie are upgrades on Ward and Brouwer and Green was redundant.
>>64374060
Thank you as well
>>64373364
Asking the right question, my advice is enjoy it while you can, it can turn fast
>>64375122
>tfw work outside
this winter has been great.
Does anyone on /hoc/ wanna do a WJC pool?
>Tavares has 1 point in his last 8 games
>islels
Red wings beat a bad team for once
>>64375410
Tavares can't skate and is overrated. How everyone thought he was going to be a 50 goal per season player is beyond me.
> it was 3 to 1
>>64375520
Caps know the feel well enough to dish it out.
>>64375587
I'm actually a wings fan but it still hurts
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>64375587
thats a bad and retarded piece of data considering how some of those teams have been in the league for literally millions of years
>>64375729
Hint: that only applies to the canadiens and bruins who are excused for it. the caps are not u stupid nigger washington retard
>>64375744
> wings haven't been in the nhl as much add the Bruins and Canadians
>>64375729
That actually makes it worse since the Caps are tied for the most while not even being amongst the oldest teams
>>64373600
He's one of the best forwards the Hawks have offensively, not sure what you're talking about. He's been struggling a little bit this season, but the past 7 years he's consistently gotten pucks in the back of the net. He had 29 points in the 2010 playoffs.
Guys, if you were to get drafted into the NHL, which would be your least favorite teams to get drafted into?
I'd say the Florida Panthers would probably be my least favorite, because they have awful colors, a stupid logo, and no fans.
After that I'd probably loathe going to Montreal because then I'd have to live in Quebec.
>rags
>>64375936
Literally any sun belt team.
The shit they make the players do to try and make the sport appealing to people who don't care is embarrassing as fuck.
>>64375729
The point is that the Caps just had their 40th season and are up there with O6 teams who've been in a million playoffs.
>>64375936
Edmonton.
I was going to say the Yotes but at least it's not a frozen shithole.
>>64375967
>not getting drafted to the GOAT sunbelt team
I bet youre the same kind of guy who gets mad at sandwiches
>>64375936
1. Toronto
2. Winnipeg
3. Edmonton
4. Florida
5. Carolina
>1 point behind Montreal with 2 games in hand
>>64376211
Butthurt sunbelt shitter detected
No wonder stamkos wants out to get away from that anus tier fanbase
>tranny lover spewing autism in his own thread
what the fuck canada
>>64376265
what makes you the angriest f@m? the sandwiches? the weather? the cup more recently than any team in your country?
>>64376265
but he doesn't?
>>64376286
>>64376287
Just wouldn't want to play in front of slack jawed methheads and smelly Cubans who don't know anything about hockey desu
Plus all the shit you gotta do just for the "fans" to give half a shit
Sorry that upsets you m8s
>>64376333
I think they'll trade a cup for some cheeky pr and not being mobbed in public by Toronto-esque cancer media.
>>64376374
>mobbed in public
The only ones who get "mobbed" are shit-tier Amerilard players like Kessel.
>>64376374
Pretty sure stammer doesn't agree, I'm sure he's tired of teaching fat retirees to skate just so tampon gay can sell a couple tickets.
I'm sure he would love to come somwhere where he is appreciated like Toronto Detroit Boston Montreal ect
(And he is literally going to)
>>64376419
>Toronto
>appreciated
>jerseysonice.jpg
>>64376437
>literally resorting to banning other jerseys from the arena because other teams cuck your "fanbase" at home games
top kek my smelly Cuban friend
>>64376333
They don't really have to do anything 2bh, the fan base is already big enough to where they don't have to try to generate interest like the itty bitty kitties do
>>64376419
>Toronto
I'm sure he would rather play for a bunch of delusional retards who think their team will ever be a playoff contender again than a proven team which won't try to tell him how to fix his game every time he goes to get sandwiches
>laffs
>>64376224
>>64376333
If you're an at all decent player and can win a playoff series, you've got it made in Toronto.
You can literally lead the team to only playoff series wins and no Cups, and still be immortalized, beloved and absolutely worshipped. Gilmour, Clark, Sundin, etc., didn't win anything but series, the farthest any of them got was Conference Finals, and yet they're pretty much gods in the city.
Gilmour and Clark STILL live off the spoils of those playoff series. They both still get endorsements, paid speaking engagements, can open a mediocre restaurant/bar and still have it take off, etc. Sundin isn't as interested in that stuff, but it'd be the same for him. He doesn't live in Toronto primarily, though he still has a home here.
>>64376487
>you can be a failure and still be treated like a cup winner
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH
1993
9
9
3
>tfw the Panthers are elite
>tfw Barkov and Ekblad are elite
>tfw when Bolland just got injured in the AHL and will never play for the Panthers again
>tfw rags
Feels great 2bqh pham
>>64376499
Take what you can get I guess
Dunno that feeling here
>1993
>>64376487
The problem is that you're surrounded by plugs and you have to deal with the media 24/7 and if you don't live up to their expectations you will get fucking wrecked by the media.
Can a nigga get a >rags
>rags
>>64376499
Right, just saying the morons who are automatically saying
>hurrr wouldn't play in Toronto!!
don't actually have a clue how good players are treated here. Phil Kessel was treated like shit, yeah, but he didn't even win a single series. Not really the kind of player who should be treated like a god anyway, he's complimentary.
The last player to manage to take the team somewhere in the playoffs is considered a god. He's still alive and has a statue of himself outside the ACC (Sundin).
Any GOOD player who wants to be famous for his whole life would love the opportunity.
>>64376554
Phil Kessel was wrecked by the media, only in his final year, where he took half the season off and played like total dogshit.
The good players they had when they were last good (early 2000s) weren't treated like that. Sundin, Mogilny, Kaberle, Roberts, etc. were all treated well.
>>64376613
thats depressing 2bh. I fully understand sports suffering, but being a >laffs fan just sounds like a whole new level of sports torture
>>64376479
What's the playoffs policy in Toronto?
Oh. Sorry about that.
>>64376763
absolutely fuckin destroyed
The train isn't stopping, Montreal.
>>64376829
>bruins panthlels and detoilet all won tonight
JUST
>>64376763
Not a laffs fan my smelly delusional friend
>>64376981
>that damage control
Pottery
>Another player injured
When will Tampa's wild ride stop?
>>64377008
Please don't tell me it's Brian "puck magnet" Boyle
>>64377039
That would be the one captain
>>64376504
It's no coincidence that the Panthers got better the moment Bolland went to the minors. Tallon's decision's are mostly on point but I will never understand why he gave Bolland such a big contract.
>>64377057
Fuuuuuck
>Justin Schultz has played a combined 686:34 on the power play over the course of his career. That’s an average of just over three minutes per game. He has five power play goals to show for it. Five! And to make matters worse, none of those goals have come in his last 100 games.
Name a worse GM than Craig Mactavish
>protip: You can't
>>64376981
Even if you aren't, your team probably hasn't won a cup in your lifetime, if ever
>>64376613
>one player can carry a team to a series win in today's NHL
wew laff
>>64377400
>price
>>64377428
I knew I should have made a goaler mention. Even still look at Chicago, they haven't had exceptional tendies and have won.
The discussion was about stamkos anyways.
>>64377428
How did that work out last year? They almost got swept out by Tampa.
>>64377476
Probably would have gone well if they weren't playing the best offense in the league that year. Tampa was just able to expose price
>>64377496
Turning to Stamkos, he was a ghost last playoffs and has been for the most part this season. To
>>64377510
He was, but the triplet meme line carried the team along with bishop before he injured his peepee
Will Mike Reilly ever play a NHL game? He is currently -28 in the AHL (on the worst team).
>yfw the rangers win the cup
>>64377581
isn't that the dingdong that turned down a blue jackets contract
>>64377581
>+/-
>>64377617
Ya, didn't sign and went to free agency. There was a little hype over where he would go, now this retribution.
>>64377631
Well last I heard it was league worst and some players on the team were +, so he has been pretty bad.
hey /hoc/, I'm a new hockey fan looking for a team to support. I am of jewish descent. I would be fine with a team that perennially has high expectations placed on them but always seems to fall short. who should I follow?
>>64378166
Any Canadian team
>>64378166
The Laffs or the Cantpucks.
>>64378166
>rags
>rags
>>64375936
>panthers
>not a comfy underdog team with a nostalgic 90s aesthetic
kill urself my man
>rags
>Mentioned Seans father
>He hasn't posted since
>In all these years he still hasn't found his father
also
>ND
>That face
Dropped
>>64378166
The rags of jew york
>rags
pyf when you are not ben scrivens
>contenders
Blackhawks
Kongs
Caps
Stars
>pretenders
Habs
Rags
Preds
Wild
Islanders
>Could win it if on a hot streak
Broons
Blues
Avs
Wongs
>shit
everyone else
>>64376333
waste of a get
>>64378425
>this autism and obsession with a dead guy
>>64378612
>mfw Kings win the cup
Is Mike Smith elite?
>>64378657
Yes. He should have been Team Canada's goaltender at the 2014 Olympics. He is GOAT. Scores goals and doesn't afraid of nothing.
Hope he gets better soon.
>>64378682
thanks senpai
>>64378622
How's your father Sean?
LELMAO btfo
>>64377088
Dale loves his ex-hawks
He'll be going hard after Buff and Ladd next summer if they get into free agency
>>64378804
>Panthers sign Ladd & Byfuglien to on par or slightly above market average contracts
>Hue now has to battle for ice time
>Gud essentially gets his role diminished or doesn't even get qualified
Is that really what you want? Why not look for a LD for Kekblad and find two top 9 LW's at the same price as Ladd?
>>64378758
He is good. My name is Ara though
>>64378688
np bb
>>64378945
That's what you're calling yourself today? What was wrong with Deepak?
How's kc?
>>64378979
Canada is off his meds again
>>64375936
Whatever teams that are worst at developing players. I'd rather go to a shit team with good development than the othat way around. I could always go to another team once established in the league.
>stars won't win the cup because you need good goaltending and good defense to win the cup
see pic
top lel m8s
stars are winnin the cup boys
>>64379019
The Stars aren't winning the cup. They will the President's trophy. That's all.
>>64378864
They need both a new RD and a LD, Mitchell is done in the NHL and Campbell won't resign so a veteran like Buff is logical, I doubt they want to play with 6 kids in defence next season. Their top 5 D including Mitchell and Gudbranson all play 20-21 minutes a night, Buff has played about 23 for the past years so Guds' role wouldn't change much.
Tallon should sign Ekblad and Barkov to cheaper long term contracts and skip the bridge deals, so that the cap isn't fucked. He already locked up Bjugstad, 4M/6yrs.
Ladd I named only because he's an ex-hawk with muh cups and if anyone's going to overpay him in FA for god knows what reason, it's going to be Tallon. See the Bolland contract, and Versteeg before him.
>>64379007
Go cry to your father, Sean. oh wait LELMAOOOOO
>literally all the cup contenders are in the west
>no one to be scared of in the east
embarrassing
>>64379053
Lelmao is something sean used.
>>64379050
Petrovic could step up and eat those top 4 minutes. Also why Ladd when Crouse is in the system at RFA cost controlled years?
>Barkov, Crouse, Hue, Bjug & Ekblad as the core players going forward
When you put it like that maybe they will be a top FA destination... unlike the other Florida team.
>>64379079
>3rd person
>Terry Cinco
>>64379128
Yeah Petro could, I just doubt Tallon didn't want any veterans at all on D. After Mitchell and Campbell are gone, the oldest D will be Kulikov who just turned 25. But maybe a cheaper vet with a one or two year contract would be better than someone like Buff who wants seven years.
Huby, like Crouse, should earn his minutes instead of just assume he'll play on the top line, but you're right that they have plenty of depth on LW.
>Kongs win Stanley Cup
>3 in 5 years
>dynasty before the Shorks even get to their first Finals
>>64379148
why is valdy so kawaii
>>64378612
>stars
>hawks
>contenders
dropped
>>64377581
Isn't Iowa at the bottom of the league?
>>64379456
> Shorks -> 0 Cups
> Yotes -> 0 Cups
> Roast Ducks -> 1 Cup
> Kings -> 2 Cups and slaughtering the Pacific atm
Feels good man
>>64379459
> Why is Vlady so kawaii?
Not as kawaii as this S/a/int Louis fan.
>>64378604
Is it ok to feel sorry for him?
>>64379942
Yes, Edmonton ruined another career. Atleast his wife is hot
>rags
>lundpad5
>>64373291
Hi guys what do you think of our hero Henrik Lundqvist
>>64379974
>>64379942
>>64378604
Thank god I'm a Jets fan working in the Silicon Valley atm
>>64380064
>finnish go
oops sorry
>swedish goaltending
>>64379877
DISGUSTING
This is the greatest game I've watched all season long. Lundpads was exposed like the fraud he is and every single one of those overweight, Jewish rags fans were silenced and felt the BTFOing on the ice. Even that faggot Paul McCartney was left in disbelief after celebrating the first period -- what an idiot. Seven unanswered goals: fucking music to my ears.
And I believe the Caps are still #1 in the whole league -- I guess that's why /hoc/ has been dead. Christmas sure came early.
>>64380064
Meme goalie that had to rely on two injured defenders to put up the numbers he was. He looks like the clumsiest motherfucker when he goes to make a save.
>>64379942
>feeling sorry for a millionaire
>>64380742
>I guess that's why /hoc/ has been dead.
It's cause all the Canadian teams are shit this year except for the Sens but they only have like 2 fans
Do the Rangers get away with the most penalties? There were several knee-to-knee collisions last night initiated by Rags players and the refs looked the other way (towards Tom Wilson, probably.) I assume this is the standard every game at MSG, but how badly do the Rags pay off the refs elsewhere?
>>64373340
At least the Rags aren't in as bad a shape as Pens.
It truly is suffering to be a Pensfag
>8:10
Absolute madman :D
http://areena.yle.fi/1-3038156
>>64380920
Can only be watched in Finland.
holy shit did you guys see the miss universe ending? The dumb black guy announced the wrong winner ahahahahahaha
>>64380920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyCMUR-1Nyk
this?
>>64381015
>holy shit did you guys see the miss universe ending?
No. Why would anyone even watch that shit?
It's like people want to have a bad time intentionally.
>>64381015
i don't understand how this is so big thing. It's a fucking beauty pagent.
>>64381031
I just saw a replay this morning. They crowned colombia the winner and everything and then the host goes uhhhhhh sorry i meant she got second place and the Philippines won
>>64379877
HNNNNGGGGG
>mindgames
>>64381020
Wew :DDDD
>>64373291
>nhl.com's headline for the Ranger's loss is "Wash, Rinse, Repeat"
>all things one may do to a rag
>rags
>>64381407
how do you repeat to a rag
>>64381418
use it as a jizz rag a second time tbf famarooni
>>64379797
> slaughtering the worst division in the league
Wew!
Barkov is literally the best player atm
>>64376568
>rags
>>64381512
BIG
Did Sean's grease proxy expire?
>>64381979
retard
>>64381020
Worried
>>64373291
>People still posting my oc
JUST
>>64381999
SHUT IT DOWN
>>64382016
is he Swedish
>>64382030
Canadian
>>64382068
Nah i think he's Swedish
>>64382068
He's a Swedegoy
>>64382125
Definitely a swede
>>64382125
Swedish orgin obviously
>>64379456
>dynasty
Kongs/Jints fan?
>>64373340
the fuck happened man
I'm moving my grandma from her room in an old peoples home to a different room and am taking some of the stuff she doesnt need to my car. When you move stuff out of a retirement home everyone looks at you like your grandma just died
>it was 3-1
>padshit
>rags
>>64381979
Was wondering the same thing
>>64381979
Why do you think he's posting as Armenia now?
Delete this
>>64382364
thanks for the soft kek anon
>>64382364
Once I moved things out of my grandma's apartment, and got what I would guess is pretty much the same look. They were correct though, she had died.
>>64380742
Capsfag here, enjoyed it. I know deep down they're a meme and will choke again in the playoffs.
>Even that faggot Paul McCartney was left in disbelief after celebrating the first period -- what an idiot.
Guess that makes two former Beetles BTFO in NYC
>>64382467
I'll be there soon. I was moving her into the drooling people section
>>64382554
Sorry to hear that, I hope she's not in pain as she goes.
>>64382442
Why are you telling him to delete it? Are you butthurt?
>>64382638
>not knowing every meme
who /wjc/ here?
Crosby not playing tonight
>>64380866
but he has to live in bakersfield while he sees his goals allowed grow day by day and his wife gets a lesbian train ran on her after every NWHL game
>>64382795
Just you, fag
>>64382795
here
>>64382835
crosby for johansen basically confirmed
>>64383067
>>64383101
BTFO
>americaitlyns
FIN - SWI U20 practice game 1-4
If you know the Rangers suck clap your hands?
>>64383140
>watching literal children play hockey
Lmao just castrate yourself already pedo
>No Loans allowed between NHL & KHL
>Chairelli still manages to circumvent the CBA
https://twitter.com/IgorEronko/status/678979440936792064
>>64383151
>americaitlyns already damage controlling
Top lele
>>64383141
Why does the Finland team get btfo???????
>>64383144
I woke up my cat. She's mad at you
>>64383141
No need to worry. Elite players like laine, pulju and rantanen were not even playing.
>>64383202
No seriously, just go back to your /gym/ pedo containment thread
>>64383231
>>64383214
Yeah we're missing literally all of our best players
Pulju, Laine, Rantanen, Aho
>>64383231
>not naming the best player
>>64383231
that's a really weird way to organize names
>>64383251
Sebastian Aho is Swedish citizen
Rest are Fennoswedes, FNP should not be allowed to ice them on their roster.
Pls we need your help
>>64383486
keep it cool winter
>>64383486
KEEP IT COOL WINTER
>>64383349
That's the other Sebastian Aho
>canadian hocker knowledge
>>64383486
keep it cool winter
>>64383544
Troled hard x----D
>>64383564
>i was only pretending to be retarded
>>64383572
Troled even harder x------------^D
>>64383627
please stop
>tfw the New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup
>>64383677
Well meme'd deepak
>>64383657
I'm going to shove my arm up your ass and use you like a sock puppet. Then I'll make you repeat "Im a raging cocklord that sucks more penisdick than the cantpucks" over and over until you bleed out.
i'm very drunk
>>64383876
You know best; who will win WJC?
>>64383894
if there is a god and if he's any fun it will be belarus. if i'm going to place3 a drunken bet it will be canada
>>64383839
Why would you turn me into a rags fan?
>>64383846
>amis viikset
>>64383967
I wouldn't...
lmao look at this rookie eberle
>>64384509
lmao look at this fuckin rookie
>>64384509
this fag peaked in the world juniors just like schenn
>>64384910
The Schenn's for Eberle basically confirmed
>>64379459
Vlad is a different name, stupid negr. Shortening for Vladimir is Vova.
How do we fix this shit?
>>64385565
We don't
The world needs comedy more than ever
>>64385565
We'll give you one of our Syracuse guys for Vinny back
post PPG players
>>64385565
trade vinny to montreal for price, pacioretty, and subban
>>64385565
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash-and-burn
I have a flyers sweater that is too big for me. Is there any way to shrink them? It is 100% polyester
>>64386185
Boil it like denim
>>64385679
Hahaha
>thank God Gainey and Monsieur Gauthier or Peanut aren't here anymore
>>64386185
Show it some recent flyers games and it will shrink out of shame.
My family is mad at me for how much i drink. I'm mad at my family for caring. I am a highly functional alcoholic with a good job fuck off I'm fine
>>64386991
Blogging online about your shit life is a sure sign things are going great, dumbass
>>64386991
How much do you drink
>>64387051
I run my own company so i took off this week to stay at my parents place for the holidays. There is nothing else to do here. Meanwhile my stupid older sister is still in school and says I'm wrong in life
>>64387152
Rock a piss on the living room rug, bud.
>>64387114
They're freaking out because i had half a fifth last night
>>64387255
Half a fifth? I don't know what that means lel
>>64387345
A tenth. I thought you asians were good at math.
>>64387372
Tenth from what? Whiskey bottle?
>>64387345
13 ounces?
>>64387404
A fifth is more or less a normal 750 bottle
>>64387404
Usually vodka.
>>64387345
Just 9 shots. Imagine if i actually got drunk
>>64387427
Lmao that is what americans consider alcoholic? I use 'tenth' as a sleeping med
why do the mods hate the fl/a/mes
Rate my hockey cat
>>64387856
Is he a fan of rags?
>>64387856
Bagheera/10
So, a Florida fan?
>>64387856
Its dinner time
>>64387856
bretty good dude
>>64387856
>I dont put hats on my cat
>and then he introduced me to his cat "mr whiskers"
>omg you gave him a fake number right?
>decimated by injuries to forwards
>4th line has been designated at the Crunch line
>still one of the best defensive teams in the league
>Bishop having a career year
>only two points back in the wild card
we're gonna be unstoppable when we recover from these injuries
>>64388753
Hmm, are you from Texas?
>NHL Player Safety @NHLPlayerSafety 1m1 minute ago
>Boston’s Maxim Talbot has been suspended two games for interference on New Jersey’s Jiri Tlusty. Video: http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=60&id=907880&lang=en
Talk about the least important person to suspend.
But wtf, what he did wasn't even suspension worthy. Fuck off Bettman.
>>64388894
Baaaaaaaawston
>>64388875
No pittsburgh. I tried to put pittsburgh hats on my cats to show you but they really hate hats apparently
>>64387856
Very cat-like
Would pet.
10/10
>>64388894
>$19k for interference
>>64389144
That's pretty much factual desu, considering almost all the best offensive players are out they're doing pretty good
>>64388753
careful dude, I enhanced this image and found this
>>64389188
Aight, thought you might have been this guy for a second.
>>7165873
>>64384509
Lmao look at that rare Eberle
>>64389344
Without checking I'm going to hope you meant drunk bro from /ck/
>>64389246
>>64389170
>>64388894
Honestly what in the fuck, that seems a little overboard. Talbot has no fucking history of this shit either.
>>64388753
I hope you're putting that in a smoker and not an oven
>>64389432
Indeed I did.
>>64389549
He's a cool guy
>>64389600
Yeah, he seems pretty chill
>>64389850
>The coilers could have had 18(19) year old Sam Bennett for free
>They pick a literally who from Germany
>The city of Deadmonton
>>64389705
fyi crossboard quoting is 3 arrows and needs the board abbreviation
>>>/ck/7165873
>>64389945
>chinkcouver
>>64389246
>$19k
Yikes, that's pretty steep for an AHLer.
>>64389894
Good meme
>>64389991
dont forget he had 2 goals in a stan lee cup final game 7 to tie the game then win
>>64389975
Ahhh, thanks. Long time since I did that.
>>64388894
>to summarize
>no injury
>no penalty
>no prior suspension in 11 years
>just a late mid ice hit after a pass
>2 fucking game suspension
I hate boston as much as the next guy but call it on everyone buttman. do I need to dump every brown hit that didnt get a penalty or a hearing
>>64390131
>goes for a knee elbow combo
Top KEK what a lisping shitter
>>64390183
lmao thats twice I've fucked up today.
>>64390176
its his go to move
>>64390176
>>64390208
its totally clean though not even a hearing
I'll just leave this here
>>64390325
Mean to Sweden
>>64390325
Sweden on pooicide watch
>>64390343
sweden is mean to white people
Well I'm drunk but its only 6 and apparently I'm not allowed to drink at home anymore. Bout to walk to the bar and get drunker before the pens game starts. You guys will be my company
You guys are shit drinking buddies
>got wings to go
>>64390750
>>64390449
subscribed
>>64390828
what are you drinkin on
>bar is playin lynard skynard
>>64390901
Water because I don't support the liquid Jew
>>64390943
So you're underage and hopeful in life? It'll pass
>>64390750
Why don't you get some real friends senpai?
>>64390962
21 and not throwing my money down the toilet
>wings were $14
>3 shots and a beer were $15
its so much cheaper just to be fat instead
Gonna get this shit early for you fans of the Broad Street Bullies and the Blues. Here's the gamethread.
>>64391021
>>64391021
>>64391021
>>64390995
They are where i live and i am spending this week at my parents place which is not where i live. I'm also the anon spending all night making pulled pork for my parents to eat tomorrow so I'm not a shitty person. Just bored.
>>64391003
kc tier edgemaster
>>64390238
>>64390131
>>64390208
we don't like him either
>>64391057
Fair enough, have fun but don't drive
>>64391161
Walking home for the pens game now
>>64391043
> anime edition
C'mon, Flyers? You don't wanna see the Preds take on the Can/a/diens?
>>64391142
Takes away from the guy getting tripped by the Toyota ad.
>>64391142
post 'twelver detected
>>64390238
>>64390208
>>64390131
we love him
>>64383192
Islanders just sent Petrov back too.
>>64391536
>he likes greene and nolan too
>>64384509
>rookie
fucking casual
>Halak
>good
>>64391566
Some players develop better in the KHL. Here's to hoping both return eventually.
>>64379897
>>64380122
>>64391290
I-I-Is there a Coyotes one...?
>>64392010
Yes there is.
>>64392010
Shit, forgot the image. Here you go.
JUST
>>64392054
Th-thank you :')
daily reminder this is our year and we will win the cup alike we did 10 years ago
welp, if you're slumping just play the ducks
How is Anaheim so shit
>>64392551
they traded away all their black players so they don't get those affirmative action calls like they have the last few years
>>64392357
That shop is poor even by our standards.
>>64392601
sorry I could not get the white part to delete and be transparent
>>64378657
here is some yotes OC I made last night
>Tavares' first assist in 13 games
>>64392590
/hoc/ has done nothing but bless me in my short time here i'm so thankful
>>64392590
you got one for the Caps?
>>64392679
>followed by his first assist in 43 seconds
>>64392679
>>64392729
>cucks
>>64392759
>potential
I meant to say pot. Only faggots post from their phones
>>64388894
>the city of "muh Nathan Horton"
>protesting a 2 game suspension for blatant headhunting when your team willingly employs Zach Rinaldo
>pekka rinne is a .908%
Why does the janitor want to ban me. Does he get s bonus
>>64392872
>finish goaltending
>>64392785
Thanks.
>>64392896
>Finnish goaltending
>leltonen
>>64392601
>>64392638
Here's something to one up that first attempt.
> That's a Carolina Hurric/a/nes girl! WOOOOO!!! WOO! WOOOOO!!!
FUCK YOU JANNY MY BLOGGING IS IMPORTANT KESSEL JUST SCORED
>>64392986
lmao
Where the fuck is the stars wild thread
have the anaheim ducks become the 2011 kings?
strong defense
weak scoring
[spoiler] no fans [/spoiler]
>>64392986
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
it was also a beauty
JUST
>>64393030
>2TUR2
>DULA22
>Finnish goaltending
Oh fucking look Ohio is the dirtiest team in the league just like always. Fucking niggers they do it in every league
LOL LETS INJURE MALKIN CUZ IM GUD AT HOKKEI
Stars BTFO in the 1st
We've seen this one before though
>getting BTFO by the mild
>lehtonen
>pulled after 4 shots against
now it's obvious Kari has lost the no.1 job
>finnish goaltending
>>64393083
>crying about being targeted
>l2htonen
>pulled in under 10 minutes
>FINNISH GOALTENDING
>>64393094
About a month ago, the Wild had a 3-0 lead on the Stars that they ended up blowing
I don't think it'll happen this time, but it has happened recently
>>64393101
yeah right, like niemi is good enough to keep him on the bench
>>64393105
It was a clear knee to knee
>>64393107
will be even more fun in the playoffs, complete clusterfuck of goalies
>>64393141
Edmonton has it worse, at least uncle gary gives you calls every now and then.
>Dallas is paying $10m for 2 average goalies
Wild ready at tonight
>>64393252
Af*
>>64393218
That's Central division in a nutshell.
What the fuck do they even have goaltending-wise? Playoff Crawford, Rinne and his amazing ability to just stop being elite as often as being elite and Varly.
>johansen slashing someone on the back of the neck
JUST LET THEM PLAY LOL
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR BILL SAYS FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>64393358
Yet it still manages to be the best division in hockey. Allen and Dubnyk aren't bad though.
>>64393436
>>64393436
>>64393436
NEWNEWNEW
>>64393449
FUG TOO WAY TOO EARLY MY BAD :DDD
>>64393449
>40 posts early
>>64393449
Fuck off you autistic Mongol
Korpisalo lets in a softy
>Finnish goaltending
>>64393449
reported
>>64393449
>40 early
jesus binland what are you doing
>get rid of crosby
>kessel is elite again
>>64391290
>>64392590
>>64392785
>>64392972
Sh-Sharks?
>>64393559
Gotcha covered
>>64393552
crosby=bozak
>>64393577
You're the best, man. Checked btw.
>>64393449
>Binland confirmed for premature ejaculation nation.
>>64373291
BJ's REFPUCKED TO PENGUINS FIRST SCORE-GASM SINCE GIVING NEW COACH THE D
I'm so fucking drunk but by pork will take another 2 hours so ill mame a real /hoc/ when its time don't wiry
>>64393449
fuck off Finland
>>64393668
will post in
>>64393668
You gotta be 18 to post here kiddo
OILERS & JETS
>>64393572
>>64393572
>>64393572
>>64393692
I'm 23 ive been blogging all night
>>64393577
Sexy Stars pls
>>64393449
repot this its allowing autism threads
>>64393758
DUDE
ALCOHOL
LMAO
>>64393807
I'm making pork and watching hokkei
>>64393807
Everyone drinks, it's not some edgy subject.
>>64393857
why are you so mad
>>64393857
simply epic
>>64393879
>>64393881
I'M SO DRUNK
canada your retard got loose again. seriously do something about this faggot
>>64393892
retard
>>64393892
you typed reddit.com wrong
>>64393940
>>64393963
luuk at my hilarioffas typos
>>64393974
keep saying it
>>64393974
point mine out
>>64393668
wow man me too. i'll mame a /hoc/ first, you better wiry
>rags
real /hoc/
new
>>64394082
>>64394082
>>64394082
>>64394100
>one post early
500
