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first for snowman meme
>>64416389
2st for Devils
canes
If you were to build a starting lineup of memes for /hoc/, what would they be?
>>64416389
Those are some tatas
WE
>There is people in /hoc/ who still don't believe the Stars are the BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY and that they will Win the Stan Lee Cup
not too impressed by team Sweden, only 2 good lines. or just Canada beincg Canada
>>64416389
lmao what the fuck is this scribbling app
>>64416445
Sup salarycap
Reminder that Laine is the next Ovechkin.
>>64416389
Fuck off weaboo
>>64416459
Its been there for months
>>64416472
you just KNOW
>>64416462
It was supposed to be SalaryCapGoy but autocorrect would have none of my anti semitic slurs. Bad goys
>>64416455
Both teams are pretty bad right now
>>64416479
weeaboos like chinnese cartoons I like big asians tits there is a difference
https://twitter.com/NanaFujimoto33/media
also nana is elite
>>64416440
The entire Dallas Stars roster.
>>64416514
That was meant for >>64416472
Right?
tfw no nyc gf
>>64416452
cant with thec up without a goalie
Sweden btfo
Dr. Carolina, I am Sebastian
haha holy fuck whose idea was to let girls play WJC hockey
>>64416600
Welp everything really is big in Texas lol
>>64416610
She's a qt would pound her ass until I fall asleep
>>64416389
who is this milk factory?
>>64416610
This guy probably gets dicked in his boipussy after every game.
mi cara cuado los reyes ganne el cupe de Stanley
>>64416632
Es Fuko
>>64416518
Oh shiet I quoted the wrong post.
>>64416640
I look for Es Fuko and all I find are results from some weeaboo anime
>>64416663
I have your back, my moose riding friend.
>yfw Canadian polo is hockey on moose back.
I want to see this.
There are no games until after Xmas.
All I want for xmas is /hoc/ memes
Merry Christmas f@m
Sweden on pooicide watch
>>64416771
What went wrong?
>>64416769
damn global warming
>>64416736
THERE'S NOWHERE
UNLESS YOU 'RE THERE
>>64416462
I just made a meme for /hoc/ and /oil/ hope u like it, Hallah Akbar
test
>somebody other than Brent Burns deserves to win the Norris
>>64416669
Fuko is a terrible porn star that does boring titty fucks where she kinda moves around but she never smiles
So if looking defeated is a turn on, go for it
>>64416861
>le 30 shot attempts/game and thinks diving and swinging his stick is playing defense man
>winning anything
>ever
>>64416861
>muh points
that said, he's been having a phenomenal season
Is it working again?
>>64416908
why you heff to be med?
>this fucking gook owner
get it together
>>64416861
Roman Josi is looking pretty good family
>unironically trading the best hockey player of all time
Are the Oilers the dumbest franchise in all of sports?
>>64416979
I think they did it ironically
>>64416979
>ruining the careers of like 8 would-be-HOFers
"yes"
Virtanen is elite, smell em faggots
>>64417004
>Canadumb
This is how you get
Whatd you guys do while 4chan was kill? I worked out wrapped all my presents and I'm now watching a cam rip of star wars
>>64416979
Who got shipped off to who?
>>64417042
>watching CAM rips
pleb
>>64416837
top Kek Saved
Have a rare Draisaitl
>7weden
>>64417052
>paying to see this shit
>>64417107
>Finnish Nets
>>64417042
Found a 10/10 Asian gf, got a stem degree and a job with a starting salary of 200k, reconnected with my parents, got in shape, and saw a white kong fan
>>64417109
>Being so poor paying $10 isn't a triviality to see a movie in it's best possible form.
>>64417211
>literally supporting a Jew
>>64417109
>too poor to drop $10 to lounge back and see it in glorious imax 3d
>>64417139
you actually thought we could afford proper equipment like a first world country?
>>64417219
My family already went to see it i dont have any friends in my parents town and I'm not going alone. The theater on my cam rip made an announcement to stop recording it and this guy gave no fucks top kek that makes it worth it
>>64417251
>and I'm not going alone
why?
>>64417217
>being an chuuni 14 year old
>>64417251
Does your theater have a no single males policy?
>>64417271
yeah and my falcon is sick anyway
hope you have a happy christmas hoc
>>64417295
Thanks norge you too
>>64417069
Fuck yeah, saved. That grill is tiptop cute too.
>>64417226
>I didn't buy my net from Canadian Tire
>>64417295
thanks I will
>>64417295
What makes it better is that the cats are one point away from the habs. It's like christmas came early for me or something.
>>64417270
sure thing mr Goldstein
>>64417404
I'm not Jewish you FUCKING IDIOT
>>64417420
who could be behind this post
>Simple Plan to perform the Canadian National Anthem at the Winter Classic
nothing says old time hockey quite like washed up punk bands from 10 years ago am i right boys
>>64417420
>mad
>>64417420
Calm down Steinberg
>>64417420
Woah there schlomo
>>64417432
>tfw move away from TN last year.
>Nashville kicks ass in the 2014-2015 season
>Find out that the 2016 all star game is at Bridgestone
Fucking sucks. But Simple Plan doing an anthem is gonna be funny.
>my face when my roommate from Buffalo finally moved out & dont have to hear about the sabres anymore
>>64417432
IM SORRY I CANT BE PERFECT
>>64417475
I OPEN MY EYES I TRY TO SEE BUT IM BLINDED BY THE WHITE LIIIIGHT
>>64417463
>move away from TN year
I think you got the last laugh
>>64417295
NORGE
O
R
G
E
>>64417050
He's talking about Wayne.
>>64417432
>Simple Plan to perform the Canadian National Anthem at the Winter Classic
It's that "How could this happen to me"-song right? Is it about canadas failure in the Stanley cup for the last decades?
>>64417295
God jul, Norge.
>>64417496
I'm glad I don't live there anymore, but I would have liked to be there for the All Star game this year, and the good season last year. The 2013-2014 season was all I got.
>>64417541
I MADE MISTAKES GOT LOST IN THE ROAD LIFE GOES ON BUT IM CARRIED AWAY
IM SICK OF THIS LIFE I JUST WANT TO SCREEEEEEAAAAMM
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
>>64417432
>bunch of frenchies will trash anthem with shitty riffs and fake Sex Pistol bri'ish accent
>>64416861
Le embellishment man will never win the Norris
>>64417432
kc tire band
>>64416861
Moooooooods
>>64417806
what is wrong with you
>>64417042
What the fuck are we paying these mods for if they can't even keep the site running?
>>64417828
>mods run the servers
I get you're trying to meme here but 'no'
>>64417908
>I get that you're trying to meme here
Apparently not, faggot
>>64417069
where the qt draisaitl from tho
>>64417042
I played NHL 14 while waiting for my wife to get home so we can go to my parents house for an early Christmas. I also got my dog ready. He and I have matching flannel shirts.
>>64417951
She leaving her son at Jamaal's for the holiday?
>grease posting in a /hoc/ thread
>>64417951
>he has a wife
Jesus, sometimes I forget how much of a normie infested place /hoc/ is.
>>64417969
If she has a son that I don't know about, then I guess so.
>>64417951
>introducing your partner to your parents
for what purpose
>>64417951
pls post picture of dog. I posted my cats 2 days ago
>>64418003
so they can complain about your personal choice in mate. it's tradition.
don't you debnts smash plates or something when you get married? tradition.
>>64417983
He's lying
>>64418050
how fucking young are you
>>64417983
>/hoc/
>normie
>James Howard the 3Rd
>3 goals on 6 shots
How did this mother fucker make it into the all-stars again last year?
>>64418115
Good dog
>>64418003
Why wouldn't my parents know my wife?
>>64418044
Here is dog, and cat
Lmao
>>64418144
nice your dog be chillin
>>64416895
Ikwym, but she has a whole different "personality" in her webcam videos.
Speaking of the monkey WHO did his?
On these dark hockeyless days let us remember
There is no /hoc/ but /hoc/ and dog is its messenger
>>64418144
>>64418115
Holy fuck, is your dog pizza dog?
>>64418189
Negative, that first one with the pizza isn't mine. Different poster actually. Here's an oldie. He actually really enjoys chasing pucks and loves when I shoot balls in the yard.
>>64418187
Lmao look at that fuckin /b/ monkey
>>64418064
What?
>>64417432
"punk"
>>64418144
>Why wouldn't my parents know my wife?
I don't know
why wouldn't you watch a sexy scene with your parents?
why wouldn't you listen to a song you like with your parents?
>>64418388
what? Greece, are you ok? I think your hockey withdrawals are getting worse
>>64418407
what? do you watch films that have sexy scenes with your parents and are at ease?
>>64418407
Don't respond to grease
>>64418332
"Refpuck"
>>64418428
go back to kc
>>64418456
"predictable"
>>64418457
what's kc?
Japanese hockey is best hockey
>>64418428
I thought euros were super comfortable with sex and nudity
>>64418461
refpuck hypocrite
>>64418428
go slice some kebab for us rich tourists, you poorfag and fuck a goat on the way too fuckin eyebrowman go back to kc idiot denbt boy
>>64418481
Calling out a bad penulty is apparently the same as blaming a loss on refs. Even then, I realized it was faggy and stopped saying refpeck (literally) years ago
>>64418428
His parents don't know his wife in a biblical sense, dipshit
>>64418208
Is your pupper's name Panzer?
I love it.
>>64418208
Leave it to Americans to shoot balls for fun
>>64418563
It is indeed. He sure as fuck lives up to the name too. Resilient little guy.
>>64418578
Better than licking balls like you
>>64418503
you just said it tho
>>64418563
delet this
>>64418603
I misspelled it intentionally so it doesn't appear in the archive ;^)
>>64418649
too bad i have it
Designated shitting Steppes
Is /hoc/ literally getting cucked by autistic weebs?
It doesn't get more beta than that. Boycott that shit you fagfucks.
Devils fans.
Was Ponikarovsky abysmally bad when he was with you guys?
I love him but Jesus fucking Christ I wish we'd just leave him in the dressing room with several bags of popcorn.
>Sweden
>good at hockey
>tfw too warm for outdoor rinks
So if the Ducks don't go to the playoffs this season, is Bruce and Murray fired? Can the Ducks get the 1st overall pick?
>no games for days
>>64418894
>tfw refrigerated outdoor rink funded by muh based Habs
>>64418902
Boudreau will be fired in like a month if they keep losing
>>64418841
Why do you post here if you don't like animu
>>64418932
Well fuck. Who can replace him?
>>64418923
Refpuck
>>64418894
>it was warmer a couple of days ago than it was during midsummer this year
>>64418936
Maybe because it's a sports board, you bent dick nerd
>>64418936
Anime is for losers
>>64418936
People that like anime need to stay on their beta failure board
>>64418940
Literally anyone
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>>64418949
>tfw when your hog curves slightly to the left
>>64419006
>tumblr
Shame
>>64419005
I guess they are. If the Stars face the Kings in the playoffs, please beat the Kings.
>>64419026
>mad
>at frogs
>>64419055
>tumblr
>>64418188
Mememas is almost here! Let us celebrate the day that /hoc/, who so loved the memes, have us His only son, Dog.
I put some mortadella and yellow cheese between pitas with sauce from the beans and some chicken.
Reminder that having a partner means moving away from your parents and you should never get to bring them together.
When will Bryz come back form Russia?
>>64419109
Do Greeks celebrate christmas
>>64419127
His return will signal the end of the world so hopefully soon
>>64419127
I thought he lived in USA?
>đrivin drunk
>its raining
Oh shit
>>64419144
>driving drunk
>ever
>>64419144
>also texting
rl b&
>>64419134
no
>>64419109
go slice some gyros for us rich tourists, you poorfag and fuck a goat on the way too fuckin eyebrowman go back kc where you belong
>>64419161
how else should i get to the liquor store
>>64419174
kentucky chicken?
>>64419183
Walk, bus/subway, taxi, bicycle, get someone else to drive or buy for you. There are many options.
Swedish Sebastian Aho will miss the WJC because he took a puck to the larynx and it will take 4-6 weeks to heal.
>>64419199
Fucking somalis ...
>>64419127
He has a hockey school out there and is full time retired and jumping between US and Russia. Occasionally appears on the KHL TV minishows. He's kid is pretty good at the whole goalie thing IIRC
>>64419199
Half those things are not options since its raining. The other half aren't because fuck you I'm here already
>>64419199
>being this straight edge
C'mon m8, where's your sense of adventure
>>64419289
It's not like NA people can drive cars anyway.
Knock yourself out kid
>>64419286
>>64419289
>go to America
>manage not to get shot
>get hit by a drunk driver instead because he was afraid of the rain
>>64419328
>go to sweden
>everyone's either a nigger or a pussy
>>64419328
>be king of sweden
>help refugees and welcome them into your home
>they rob you
>>64419364
>mad american
>>64419328
Shut your yap you fuckin swede CUNT
>>64419375
>>64419387
>more mad northern americans
>>64419376
>cucked swede
>>64419476
Americucks btfo
>>64419476
No way
>>64419476
Does this trigger you
>>64419536
GREEN LIGHT, YELLOW LIGHT, RED LIGHT GO
EASY OPERATOR COME KNOCKIN' AT MY DOOR
SOMETIME, ANYTIME, SUGAR ME SWEET
LITTLE MISS INNOCENT SUGAR ME
YE-EAH
>>64419531
Yes way
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=226532
>>64419536
Why would it? I drove a car ealier today, and will again tomorrow.
>>64419598
usaeans BTFO
completely
>>64419598
LMAO
And god jul sven
>>64419673
Hyvää joulua (hope I got that right), pekka
>>64416452
really?
>>64418475
where can i buy one of these fucking jerseys?
Huomenta
>>64419701
100% right
>>64419751
It's 3am
>>64419731
Ebay?
Post PPG players
I'll start
>>64419772
3am = morning
Huomenta
>>64419807
I haven't even gone to sleep yet but huomenta
>>64419833
>iceland has kfc with it's 350k inhabitants
>finland doesn't have kfc with it's 6 million inhabitants
explain this yli tier post
>>64419241
Not the first time a swede has been injured by a hard black thing to the throat.
;^)
As an
>actual ducks fan
who should I bandwagon for the ploffs?
The stars are fun to watch but I have trouble forgetting past playoff opponents. I would say Tampa but they aren't even in a playoff spot right now.
Maybe the Caps because of the Boudreau connection?
>>64419807
kek, based canadian is based
>>64419849
We have couple Burger Kings is that ok???
>>64419859
Caps seem like the go to bandwagon team nowadays desu
Forgivable because Ovie
>>64419871
kc tier restaurant
what else u got??
>>64419870
based greece working a job?? yes? 4chan is not a job
>>64419892
why the hostility bro? I thought you were NEET like me.
>>64419892
leaf tier post
>>64419892
Uhh shit we have mcdonald and hesburger (=mcdonal but more expensive) and shit ton of pizza kebab places run by mehmets
>>64419942
stop replying to this forcing faggot. Her literally thinks your country sucks for not having nigger food. Think about that
>>64419913
I am not a neet I got to school
>>64419936
Mohammed tier post
>>64419942
All Fast food is gross I'm glad you think so aswell
>>64419959
Shut the fuck up
>>64419959
Why are you always so triggered, Caitlyn?
>>64419959
t. Obama supporter
>>64419972
I actually felt bad for posting this post
I'm sorry>>64419959
>>64417295
I'm an atheist, stop oppressing me asshole
>>64419980
Why the fuck do you have to keep calling them that name? It always sparks hostilities since they can't handle that banter. Just accept you found a god tier bant and move on it's getting old
>>64419969
>I got to school
been there. I have saved a nice place next to me when you reach the gates of NEETdom.
>>64419995
I made that frog you posted
please respond
>>64420016
yes
>>64419999
Quads confirms caitlyn is a god-tier bant, refuse to move on though as long as they're getting booty blasted
>>64420001
please no
>>64419999
Nice double gretzkys my man. Maybe if this dude didn't act like such a butthurt nerd it wouldn't be so fun to call him Caitlyn
>>64419999
Double Gretzkys confirm Caitlyn here to stay
>>64420042
Sikhs are bro tier = Kebab removal
Anglos are shit tier = Lucas Electric
>>64419731
they are plain, why would you want one?
>>64420001
School isn't a place for smart people, anon.
>>64420098
>sikhs are bro tier
literally the only people that say this are damage controlling on /pol/
>>64420280
pretty true though desu
Played hockey with some of them, pretty good dudes in general.
Now you call me pinder rabshing and we shitpost
>>64420280
Poo in loo dirty hindu.
>>64420321
yeah and I've met black people that probably wouldnt rape my mom. Doesnt mean that most nigs dont suck and doesnt mean most sikhs wont allahu ackbar you
After the losing streak Philly has been doing pretty good. It makes me excited for next season.
>>64420339
lel sihks aren't Muslims you clueless retard
>>64420360
not that guy but I must point out they are even more retarded desu.
>bless myself with cow piss so the 8 armed elephant god won't destroy me!
Damn, even muslims arent that stupid. Indians are the biggest disgrace on this Earth in every way.
Now go back to pooing on the sidwalk you filthy fucking immigrant.
>>64420360
many speak arabic you faggot. Are you a poo in loo or do you learn everything from 4chan
>>64420389
Strawman argument, anyone in America is shit tier regardless of race
>>64420394
Lel
So by your logic black people and white people are the same, they both speak the same language.
>americans
>>64420389
You seem flustered caitlyn, skip your hormones?
>>64420458
Caitlyns on gender 're-assignment watch
>>64420389
>>64420394
>>64420360
Sikhs aren't muslims, they're bros.
>>64420472
POO IN LOO you dark skinned faggot
>>64420525
I'll poo on you, toilet-skin.
>>64420353
Reminder that they got blow out of Sunrise 7-1.
>>64420559
Yeah, but they shut out Chicago, and that was before the line up change.
>>64416389
those are big boobs
>>64420559
They got BTFO a couple of times during the first 20 games. They've been OK lately though.
Question hoc, I bring you a meme.
With Franzen inevitably dead and Howard choking against a 23 year old newb goalie, what are the odds of them acquiring the funds for Steven gayboy Stamkos? Like 100:1?
>>64416544
>10-1
>>64421280
i would say the odds are probably ten to one
>>64421280
He's going to the leafs m8
>>64421470
>Babcock won't go to the leafs
t. You last year
Friendly reminder that the pongs looked at this and said "Get us the man responsible for THAT!"
>>64421571
>win a cup
>guaranteed a job in hockey for the rest of your life no matter how bad you fuck up from then on
I will never understand this
>tfw those asian canuck trips are near non-existant this season
>>64421638
i really hope trol u didn't get shot in the desert or some shit
>>64421728
He literally posted last night
>>64421638
>he does it 4-3
senpai when does the roster freeze end
>>64416389
Who is this Nippon demon?
>>64421914
Fuck off back to kc weeb
Yo Road to The Winter Classic is alright, but why are all the Canadiens players such fags lol?
Like Gallagher is literally gay.
>tfw the New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup
>>64422117
Yes I know this person, he goes by the online username: Master of Dubs
>>64422167
Send me the info
>>64422117
Explain
>>64422268
Go with her and then kill him
>>64422289
he's Canadian, nobody will care
>>64422117
>edmonpedos
>>64422326
>canapedos
disgusting
>>64422333
dub-dub-trips confirm
canapedos on suicide watch
>>64422326
he looks English
>>64422346
fucking pedos, man I bet canada is ridden with them too, all that barren wasteland, just imagine how many kids get taken, absolutely degenerate
But I spose they're okay with it because it's 2015
>>64422389
LOVE HAS NO AGE
>>64422412
#2015
http://espn.go.com/nhl/powerrankings/_/season/2016/week/11
what the fuck
>>64422413
nigger, just call the mounties
>>64422413
Post it to the fucking police, not here you dumb sack of shit.
As if a bunch of underage, meme-spouting retards would do anything.
Lmao rip
good job, mods
> Japan edition
Eli says hi
>>64422436
>NHL.com
Dropped
Lmao rip>>64422570
>dropped
Just like Canadian team rankings lmao
Hyvää joulua /hokki/
>>64423312
Good morning winland. Merry Christmas
>>64419849
Because Finland is civilization and its people enjoy not having fiery diarrhea.
Hey /hoc/ I have a question. I only play pickup games with my buddies not beer league or anything, and I need new skates. My parents didn't care much for sports so I was self taught how to skate in middle school. Basically I need skates that are durable, comfortable, and offer some warmth since I play outdoors.
I'm looking to spend <150. Should I get new skates or spend a weekend trying to find the right used pair. Obviously used adult skates are uncommon since they aren't outgrown but there are plenty of stores around.
Thx for reading my blog
>>64423427
canadian tire
>>64423427
It's going to be hard to find decent new skates for $150. I'd look for used skates.
Huomenta
>>64423427
If you are self taught and not even playing in a beer league why would you need super expensive skates?
Get some cheap new ones and break em in famu
>>64423461
Huomenta
>>64423473
Well the last pair had shitty plastic fronts and when it was like -10F and I took a puck to the foot it broke. It was fine until I had to recover a puck over the boards and now my skate is filled with snow. It is currently covered with duct tape and looks like shit.
I live by a http://www.totalhockey.com/ any suggestions from there?
>>64423486
herattaa minut sisalle
>>64423511
En voi herätä
>>64423538
Start day with coffee
Good goy
Watching replay of Canada versus Finland
Is it pronounced pull-you-jarvi?
>>64423586
poo-(light l)-you-yær-vee
Pul-ju-jär-vi
>>64423586
Sweden vs. Canada game was a ghost town. Just as bad as Florida and Carolina.
Look at this mother fucker,
He's gonna rape face this next week~
>>64423612
Thanks for that I guess I had it right the whole time lol
>>64423618
Yeah that was such a shitshow im glad there wasn't a huge turnout
>>64423621
I'm scared, Canada looks shit in comparison to last year's team
There can't be snow in Vanpooper right? I bet the grass is still green, outside of Rogers Arena of course.
Mother of moses
/nfl/ managed tp get more cancerous than you memetards.
>>64423695
>>64423621
TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lyCMUR-1Nyk
>>64423660
There's never snow in Vancouver. When it gets below freezing there's no precipitation.
There's no snow in Toronto ether.
> /hoc/ turning Japanese this thread
> No Canadiens waifus or j-girls
Let's fix this shit.
>>64423744
There's usually snow a couple of times a year. A lot more if you're on the North Shore.
Just not buried 8 months of the year like the rest of the country,
>>64424004
you never read us a bedtime story
>>64419717
>flim flams
>playoffs
choose one my delusional m8
>>64423427
Don't buy any newish ccms they are flimsy as fuck at even the upper levels
ALL LADS/BROS INVITED TO VOTE DESU
http://strawpoll.me/6353435
http://strawpoll.me/6353435
http://strawpoll.me/6353435
http://strawpoll.me/6353435
http://strawpoll.me/6353435
>>64424107
Merry christmas underdog
Merry Christmas Finland.
Let us pay respects to the true GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2baNMQ_9Ec
Sweden is winnih this WJC
LITERALLY played without any D and gave away 7 goals to Canada.
Don't cry when we get serious in the tournament Chang lol
>>64424481
Nice meme
>>64424481
Is there a Swedish Donald Trump who can save your country from the Cultural Marxist cucks?
>>64424493
Tiina Rosenberg
>>64424493
He was on it long before Trump became a mememaster
But it requires a lot of saving
>>64424493
This guy used to be a front figure for an immigrant critical party. Now he owns some asylum accommodations (among other things), which he can demand a lot of rent for, since it's in high demand at the moment. So he's getting rich(er) on what he used to be against and he's making all SJWs really pissed in the process. And like Trump he does not give a shit.
>>64424546
Can't blame him.
He tried to put the country on another path and they shut him down. Now he just plays by the rules
>>64424564
I agree.
And it's the governments (both the blue and the red governments) own fault for not wanting to be prepared for anything in the future really.
good morning /hoc/
>>64419801
when the fuck was jagr in dallas
>>64424814
2012/13
>this year all jagr asked santa for was a new set of teeth
I hope he's okay
/hoc/ ded
>gally ded
>price ded
>therrien being a stubborn old shit
>can't afford stamkos
>you will never be this pig >>64424801
>>64424834
>>64424923
>MB only trades 4 quarters for 1 dollars
Why does it hurt so much?
>>64424801
>>64424834
>>64424923
livin the dream
>>64423312
Huomenta
Hyvää joulua
Jouloua Christ, lmao
>>64424218
>non-traditional hockey market
>Minnesota
I don't really browse /sp/, so excuse me for this: that has to be a meme here, right?
cant wait for BIG finnish bulls to dominate WJC. my only concerns are Kapanen being shit and bad goalies.
Patrik B
@Zeb_Habs
after the fiasco last night with the nets, Finnish organisers are changing back tot he old Liiga nets and rejects the new NHL nets #WJC2016
Holy lel.
What happened Finland?
>>64425274
seems like NHL send some pretty shitty net to finland and we have to use our own?
>>64425278
Netting itself tear or something?>
>>64425292
finns shoot so hard they need special nets
>>64425360
Swedes* shoot so hard they need special nets
ftfy
http://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/hockey/landslag/juniorhockey/article21991549.ab
>tfw cant even go out and play hockey on christmas even
Global warming pls go
>>64425500
*christmas eve
sorry first time phone posting
>>64425505
>Playing hockey
>>64425500
bullshit finland doesnt get the sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UwMTLimQa4
REMEMBER THAT CANADA CONSIDERS THIS OLYMPIC LEVEL GOALTENDING
http://nypost.com/2015/12/23/sidney-crosby-is-a-coach-killer-there-we-said-it/
>>64425839
>new york post
who died and allowed them to write about hockey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPGLy-Jv0lI
Leling irl desu
>>64425949
Could you imagine being a little kid dying in a hospital at Christmas and you see a giant black man running the halls in a onesie with a buttflap? terrifying
>>64425222
It is, we're the only state where hockey is the #1 sport
>>64426050
fuck off chubs
is smuk_anok ever coming back? I'm beginning to worry that he might have gotten hurt or gone missing.
>>64425839
>implying this is a surprise to anyone
The biggest cry babies in the league all play on shitsberg. Of course they also have shit personalities and work ethic.
>>64426094
He's in prison for bothering horses
>>64425780
Who consider Smith "olympic level goaltending". His production has been on the decline for a while now.
>>64426242
>implying it was ever good
http://youtu.be/G6URy0T0RAc
>>64426379
filtered
>>64426385
Well then. Merry Christmas.
>>64426242
he was a meme goalie to begin with
Semin v Kovalchuk is on in the KHL. 2nd period.
Rags prospect Shestyorkin in net. TBL's Gusev (Kucherov's bum Buddy) scores lots.)
Semin took a shot. Miracle.
What did you get your wife's son for Christmas, /hoc/?
>>64426489
I don't understand this question, I don't have a wife
>>64426489
fuck off 9gag
>>64416389
speaking of Japan,how did the Japanese womens hockey fare well
I was very impressed when they play great in Sochi Olympics couple years ago. I wonder they are still active today.
It snowed last Christmas eve and today it is almost 70 degrees
>>64426544
Just answer the question Mr Attitude
>>64426604
I got him an hour with your moms pussy
>>64418475
hokkei waifu
merry christmas you hopeless misfit fucks.
The almighty satan loves you all.
t. The All Mighty Satan.
>>64426870
Christmas is tomorrow I'm not accepting any merrys for another 12 hours and 38 minutes
>>64426878
>not following the Nordic holiday schedule
Last time I checked Santa Claus lived in Rovaniemi, Finland.
>>64426899
NORAD tracks him you faggot and he wont be here til its christmas
>Sweden
http://m.csmonitor.com/World/Europe/2015/1223/Sweden-tries-something-new-for-annual-Christmas-TV-special-a-Muslim-host
>>64427014
is it even worth greentexting sweden at this point? theyre the country embodiment of JUST. nothing anyone posts can make them any worse than they already are
>>64427028
I kinda expect all the dirty muslims in sweden to shoot down santa and kill him
>>64427028
>UK flag
>this post
How ironic
>watching price is right
>black family wins a ski trip
lel they aint gonna use that
>>64427106
That's what I was thinking
>>64427146
Leeel
>>64427146
Maybe they can trade it in for a month of free chicken at Bojangles
>>64426421
KHL sounds pretty fun, what's the league looking like?
>rags
>>64427179
Maybe they'll take it and then loot the other cabins
>>64426899
Sorry Fin, Santa is Canadian
SANTA CLAUS
NORTH POLE H0H 0H0
CANADA
>>64427146
>you will never again be as comfy as staying home sick from school and watching Price is Right and Bob Ross
>>64427235
anon I did not ask to feel that feel. Drew carey is a pretty good host I gotta say
>>64427249
Not nearly as good as Bob. And he looks weird now that he's lost 350 pounds.
>>64427299
>be fat American
>lose weight
>still get made fun of
You guys are impossible
>>64427338
Don't get fat to begin with
>>64427338
Not actually making fun, just saying I remember him more as a fat comedian instead of a skinny game show host. No need to get over sensitive Caitlyn
Did your roommates get you sweet gifts?
>>64427380
no my roommate is jewish and a flylels fan
>>64424801
Holy fuck I will never eat bacon again
>>64427208
Evem literally retarded people know that no one, aside of few scientists live on the north pole.
Apparently this is not the case with Canadians.
>>64427421
Sounds like you should hang with >>64427402's roommate.
>>64427454
>believes Santa can't magic anything he pleases
Nice try Finland.
>>64427455
Nah, that guy lives in philly
>>64424218
Rip tits
>>64427185
A mess. Fun to watch, generally whacky shit going down. Get to see lots of cute "redemption" stories and the hockey is far more creative. Our All Star Game has mascot brawls and tends to be far less clinical than the NHL.
Cheaper and easier to watch than the NHL and because of timezones.
Based KHL TV let's you watch games with 0 commentary and just arena sounds. Also has little "Catch up" with former players and has fun little things with other sports. Vilas Boas once wanted a SKA v Zenith ice hockey match to toughen the side up.
>>64427475
Ok bud. Here's a pic of Santa's village in Rovaniemi.
What's there in the north pole?
>>64427380
I'm an adult, I don't have roommates
watching game shows all day is nice. Got a new waifu
>>64427518
You can turn in circle and be going west the whole time, or go north and then go south in the same direction
Shits crazy
>>64427518
>this mad
>about Santa
Guess we know who is on the naughty list
>>64427524
I'm 24, senpai
>>64427500
It's hilarious that the ruskies don't care in real games, but tryhard in the ASG
>>64427582
And then get mad when Gilroy or some North American prick breaks a record. The salt is so real.
>>64427500
That sounds based I will be tuning in for the Gagarin this year
>>64427582
in slovakia they buy carp for christmas and let them live in their bathtub awhile then cook them for xmas dinner. Does finland do anything this memey?
I'm deeply disapponted how our centers look like in the wjc.
We have the best wingers and solid defense but the centers are shit.
Not gonna do damage with this team.
>>64427609
We had a 3:0 come back against a team that had never lost a game consecutively. Last year
Anders Nilsson was a fucking beast last playoffs. Probably didn't help Salak decided to punch someone's head in. Glad the Oilers took a go at him and made Islander fans mad.
>>64427678
you've got poopoo, lain, and sarvijarvi, I think you'll do alright
>>64427720
>shit busts
Not going to cut it tbqh
America or Sweden will be the second best team or upset Canada
>the shanty state of chicago
>>64427720
all wingers. We have nothing in C
Christmas Eve poll
http://strawpoll.me/6355626
>>64427755
I have season tickets
>>64416472
>the Stars hockey team
Leave hockey to us plz
>>64427754
sarvijarvi is defense, family
>>64427774
based.
How much were they and for what team?
>>64427777
At least she didn't say ice hockey. That triggers me like no other
>>64427676
That's fucking gross
Ho ho ho
Merry Christmas, my meme loving friends.
Also, father christmas comes on the 6th of December. He lives in the forest with Schmutzli and a Donkey and takes bad children there after they were whipped by Schmutzli with a bundle of sticks. And on the 24th, your family members give each other presents, and nobody comes through the chimney
This is the objectively correct version.
>>64427835
Fuck off mountain jew
>>64427796
stop asking about my personal life
>>64427835
>schmutzli
I wonder who could be behind this post?
>>64427835
Foreigners and their wrong traditions smH
Binlands top lines
>Rantanen- Hintz-Kapanen
Solid line. Kapanen will still fuck it up as usual
>laine-aho-puljujärvi
Literally this line will break every WJC records ever made. This line would the 1st line in EVERY NHL team.
T. Proscout
>>64427781
I know he's defense. Our whole team is wingers and defense.
Centers and goalies are shit.
>>64427716
Ak fan? The Oilers loved Vladdy Tkchev when he was in the rookie camp. Glad to see him scoring in the big leagues. Also how is Paigin doing? He looked really good at last years WJC.
Anders the giant has been an absolute monster. 10 wins on the season leading all rookie netminders in wins.
>>64427835
>being this delusional
Santa is Finnish. Fucking deal with it mountain nazi.
>>64427899
I wonder if shit lake can duplicate his elite offensive performance from last year.
>>64428048
I'm a SKA fan, fiancé's from Saint P.. We own Vladdy at the moment. Played I think 1/2 games before being sent down and never heard from him again. Didn't even call him up for today's game and signed Moses+Enlund instead.
Paigin got dumped at AK Bars. Started off good then decided to nap. No idea what happened to him.
Tfw your favourite player didn't get draftes
>>64427899
>T. Proscout
nice to see my meme lives on.
>>64428065
>mad at Samichlaus
>>64428158
>he listens to ska
>>64428162
kuusi
>>64428158
>tfw HockeyDB lied to me
still no word on pastrnak to wjc...
>>64428245
Vladdy Tkachyov of SKA is the Oilers guy. Vladdy Tkachyov of AKB is someone else.
Worse than when Maxim Mamin hit Maxim Mamin and Maxim Mamin got a penalty on Maxim Mamin for hitting Maxim Mamin.
>>64428355
>36 PIM in 8 games
>42 PIM in his entire junior career
someone's mad they got shoved down to the minors
>>64428544
>canadian wheat knowledge
I'll fukken wrek you
And thus was hockey dead for three days only to rise again
huuuuuooooommmeeennnttttaaaaaaaa :DDD
>>64428914
iltaa
>>64428712
Let us meme together in the collective absence of hockey and the hope >our players heal and say together
>rags
>>64429172
>heal
Dont complain to me about healing
nhl network is supposed to be showing a countdown of the top games of the 90s instead I'm stuck watching little canadian kids bully denmark
>>64429411
That's fun too though.
mod please stop banning me its christmas eve
>>64428065
HAIL JOULUPUKKI
>>64419815
LE SKATE FAST MAN
huomittele
>>64421565
>Babcock goes to the Leafs
>they're still in last place
>Stamkos will leave a playoff team for last place because muh Canadian franchise needs help
Pff
>>64430272
huomenta
Does /hoc/ have the best memes of /sp/?
>>64430422
dankewell
>>64430422
Not lately, memes have dried up famigo
who /tankforpuljujarvi/ here?
>>64430529
>6 posts early
what more could i expect from grease
>>64430548
just report/ignore it, someone can make one when we actually hit 500
>>64430529
fuck no someone make a real thread
>>64430552
>>64430557
that one is allright and you will post in it
>rags
>>64430581
REAL NEW ONE
>>64430579
new thread made on time
come on feel the noise
>>64430593
>>64430595
wow, nice synchronicity there, you guys should work in special secret operations or something lmao
>three hocs
>>64430593
>>64430595
>/hoc/
>>64430603
shut up you faggot theres a reason nobody wants to post in your thread
>>64430337
>playoff team
Oh my standings must be wrong, is tampon gay in a playoff spot currently?
>>64424268
Thanks friendo
I battled hard for you guys tonight
