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>876 posts early
6th for Arteta
memes
>mfw the team is knackered as fuck and half dead for the next 3 games
>cumulated fatigue incoming
>>64402654
>That early
>Not even right name
Get it together Sweden
>>64402890
Wenger really has to get depth in and do it early
bringing in KonGODbia or CarGODlho would free up ramsey to rotate either Wally or Joel
and bringing in the likes of Remy would add to rotation options
>>64403211
>kanDOGSHITbia
No thanks
>>64403211
>Bring in a big money big personality player who'll want to be a starter always
Why? Coq is our starter we if anything will loan a squad player who will do a job quietly and well or a young player for cheap like Rabiot.
>>64403245
Had Arse in his pocket at the Emirates
How many actual full games have you seen him play?
Ive watched him since Sevilla
Sit down
bet you were a Coq and Joel nay sayer too
>>64403303
Mate, just read your own post back do you realise how ridiculous you sound?
>>64403302
Carvalho would happily do whatever Arsenal asks
and Kondogbia has been sat at inter and was understanding about it.
having something like a coq-Kondogbia midfield in the early CL fixtures could have prevented both losses
the team was lacking very much needed physicality in those games
>>64403326
kek
I actually watch soccer outside of Arsenal
so all you can do is string together this shit response
Done with you la
>>64403302
>>64403342
Theres also the minor detail that Coq is out for 3 months which in Arsenal time is round about 4 to 5
When will the Mac torrent for FM2016 drop lads?
Has one come out that I've missed?
>>64403342
Carvalho is also a crucial player for Sporting and they would never sell in Jan he is also very injury prone
Kondogbia has just come back from an injury and if he is so good why is he not anywhere near the France team?
Also a Coq-Kon midfield would probably prevent both losses but they would also finish 0-0 as the midfield would create nothing
>>64403468
are you saying you would prefer 0 points to 1?
why is Coq nowhere near France? Nasri
(even before the melt down)? Rabiot? insert good french player here.
thats not a good reason
if chances cant be created between Ozil, Wally, and Alexis dont blame the midfield which would perform just fine
>>64402654
Always knew he was gay, could tell from when he and Khedira were buttbuddies
>>64403584
I'd prefer Arsenal entertained me and lost then ground out a boring 0-0 ask any Man U fan what it's like.
And tbf you're right about the France stuff it was a bad point by me their manager is shit and just doesn't pick anyone. Although Rabiot is too young for the NT and doesn't really get much gametime hence why he wants to leave, also it's not the fact chances wouldn't be created but you need a link between the attacking 4 and the defence which is why Wenger never plays Flamini and Coquelin you need a player who can link the attack and defence just look at the job Cazorla and Ramsey do they are the pacemaker of the team and spray passes in a way which causes these chances to be created, you can't do that with two DM's
>>64403421
Probably never. It's proving ridiculously hard to crack. Your best bet is G2A, unfortunately it will mean spending some of your dole money.
>>64403650
cheers
Kondogbia is more B2B and has a bit of flare to him not just strength
You really have to watch him although Italy has really hindered those qualities
>not putting in a cheeky bid for Matic in january
>>64404073
cheeky
>>64403375
If you watched '''''''''''soccer''''''''''' you'd know that Inter just bought him last summer, and eventhough he was been shit for them thusfar there's no chance they'd give up on him this given the amount they spent on him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvSPDvZI0aE
>1:50
>>64404237
that Wrighty and Wenger bromance is cute too :3
>>64404237
top kek
>>64403044
wasn't rondon pretty good in your league
>there are people
>who consider themselves to be supporters of Arsenal
>some of them in this very thread
>these "people" aren't even #WengerIn
why wasn't Wilshere at the game yesterday?
how the fuck did this happen?
>>64404959
I've been a lifelong "venger in" don't chat shit pham
>>64405293
He assisted for Toure's goal. Bonus for startnig and completing the game?
Cockring for Christmas, lads
>>64405690
>>64405346
>>64404959
>wenger has a good half season (like every season)
>wobs btfo!
But seriously, imagine the joy we could all feel if he manages to win the league. This year in particular has got me hype
>you will never play for Arsenal
Y lib
>OP's image
Soccer is so gay.
>>64406191
>Arsenal in a 2 legged European tie in the past 4/5 years
Im skeptical senpai
i didnt know campbell was in the new star wars
>>64402654
NO HOMO SUBEDITION
>>64406555
RARE FLAG
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F
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A
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>>64406191
>>64406645
>replying to tripfags
>>64406555
THANK YOU ANON
FINALLY A NEW FLAG
>>64406841
I remember a time when /arse/ had good trips. I also remember a time when we considered Andre Santos good.
>>64406916
>>64406613
Thanks for the (You)s lads :3
>>64406935
Have a (You) mate. Happy holidays!
>>64406933
The two we have are shitposters looking for (You)'s. One is "le reaction man" and one is "I-i'm j-j-ust a n-n-normal person, but I don't actually know anything bout football I literally think that the more you pay for a player, the better they are by default, Di Maria, Torres and Shevchenko were GOATAYAYAY!!!"
And we have the Austrian shitposter gimmickfag.
>>64406935
I'm sorry anon, but they're just shitposters and we feed their habits with (You)'s. If we ignore them, don't quote them, never reply, they'll have no power.
You do know sites run competitions on getting (You)'s on 4chan?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpool-playmaker-philippe-coutinho-insists-7058858
Our year la.
>>64407073
Link pls
>>64407136
>le firefly kid
>/arse/
fuck you sweden your threads are shit
>>64407364
Based Mexico.
>>64407073
thanks la
Just saw this interview. Fucking awkward as fuck.
>You now remember /arse/
Can >we< win the league la
>>64403302
>Rabiot
>cheap
Haha. He already has a 300k wages signed until 2019.
Not to mention they have no intention to let himg go, especially after what happened with Coman.
>>64407431
Did they even speak to each other? From what I saw they both just looked at the interviewer and not each other. How sad.
>>64408564
I think Henry took a little dig at Fabregas.
>Fabregas tries to answer how Chelsea can get better
>"Even they don't know"
>>64408552
Euro price, not GBP.
He has a higher wage than Marquinhos or Aurier for example, even if he doesn't play often.
>>64404237
>you're such a poser
He is.
>>64407933
Over 3 years of this shit, sometimes I wonder how we all pulled through
>>64408649
No way, he's seriously on that much? That is way too much for someone his age
>>64406916
>Vatican
I need a story for that one, Britain.
>>64408746
Yes, when he signed his new contract last year people have criticized it here, but he wasn't playing good like now.
>>64405633
3pt bonus = man of the match
bizarre
>>64404237
Was that Steve Bould?
Doctors tomorrow lads.
>>64408830
Ehh, thats that i guess. Here's hoping we sign someone a bit older and reliable instead. A squad player who'll survive without constant action
New Tuesday club
Nice subject.
It's Eternal Arsenal. Not /arse/
>>64408830
Having hard time finding any evidence for that..
Last reported figure I can find is £48k/wk in 2014. A jump from 50 to 250k~ is frankly unbelievable.
>>64409069
Blood on toilet paper every now and then la.
>>64409069
dat feel when dentist told me to get my tooth pulled 6 months ago and i haven't done it
nice guy, but fuck him and fuck that.
>inb4 brittooths
>>64409151
Stop being gay then, faggot. Thats God telling you to repent or you'll burn in eternal hell
>>64409065
Its not by week m8, but by month.
>>64409069
>Whoever tells you too much candy rots your teeth isn't lying
>American flag
>mfw Arse win the league
>mfw Ox gets subbed on
>>64409330
Can you believer Aurier literally BEGGED Wenger to sign him, and Wenger bought DEBUCHY instead?
Fucking lol
Never forget that Wenger is a senile hack, even if we win the league.
>>64403342
Holy shit the delusion in this thread.
>>64410152
>we
And Debuchy was GOAT until he got injured, it just so happened it allowed Bellerin to git gud.
If City and Chelsea didn't have literally billions invested into their squad alone, then Arsenal would have won a lot more.
Aurier would have killed Bellerins development.
You're sick.
>>64410239
>And Debuchy was GOAT until he got injured
Maybe on football manager. Not in real life.
Nobody thought Bellerin would have stepped up to the 1st team that season anyway, don't pretend Wenger had it planned all along. It was due to injuries, just like Coquelin.
Reminder that Wenger was going to sell Flamini after giving ARTETA a new contract at this summer.
Just lmaoing at Wenger 2bh senpai
>>64408830
>replying to tripfags
Thanks for supporting cancer, frogbro :3
Crimbo soon lads.
>>64409151
That won't be cancer. Blood in your shit, that's a problem.
If it's bright red, then it's due to haemorrhoids. If it's dark red, then it might be a problem.
>>64410303
I suggest you watch the games he played till he got injured.
>tfw Henry's record of 20 assists will be broken by Özil this season
Although Henry did score 24 goals on top of that.
>>64410325
t-thanks, it's never been in the shit.
>>64410303
Wenger always knows 2bh, otherwise >we would've spent +50m on a criminal like Benzema. It was Wenger who brought Bellerin and Coquelin to the club anyway, he saw something in them, it is irrelevant if their chance in the first team came early because of the injuries of others
>>64410318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
>>64410357
Yeah, it's due to haemorrhoids or if you literally force your shit out, it can rupture blood vessels.
Though, just go anyway, always better to be safe. I get it too sometimes.
>>64410339
You mean the games where he was constantly out of position, sent off in a CL qualifier and giving was cheap penalities?
>>64410237
It's just one autist chill
when
>>64410492
Icardi soon.
W H E N
H
E
N
>>64402654
How does it feel WOBs? The board stuck with this man and he stuck with the board. They dragged the club through debt and now it's all turning from sour to sweet. He got away with it. DO YOU HEAR MEAN COONMACAIN? HE KEPT ON GETTING AWAY WITH IT. HE KEPT ON GETTING AWAY WITH IT. AND NOW ARSENAL IS SAVED
Thank you Arsene Wenger
>>64409330
I'd be so happy that I'd forget that my life is still shit.
Lads.
>>64410236
He was completely offbase about the Klopp """"""celebration"""""" thing desu, I think everyone was. They do it all the time in Germany and it's a nice sentiment. Typical cynical Brits forgot how to truly appreciate their communities though.
>>64410152
Aurier is a horrible crosser of the ball.
>>64410600
So is Bellerin.
>>64410621
So why bother with Aurier? Debuchy at the time was a perfect replacement for Sagna, he had even replaced him in the WC as France's starting RB.
>>64410632
Because Aurier was (and is) good and Debuchy was (and is) shit.
If Koscielny left Arsenal, would you buy Sakho? No? But he starts over Koscielny for the French NT!
>>64410674
>was shit
But that's literally not true. His performances were fine at the start. They were fine even the first time he came back from injury until that Austrian cunt from stoke shoved him off te pitch for no reason and broke his shoulder.
I still think he'll return to level after he gets a run of games. If one thing Arsenal has shown has over the last year it's that players need time.
And Sakho won't start over Varane, Laporte or Kos during the Euros I can promise you that.
>>64410722
*need consistent game time.
And no, Debuchy hasn't had that. two games against Wed and Bayern isn't enough.
>>64410722
>>64410734
A player that was constantly out of position, sent off in a CL qualifier and at fault for giving away cheap goals and penalties was not doing fine.
>>64410759
He played well against Palace, Stoke, Liverpool, and Manchester City
>>64410342
I wonder what the highest combo of assists/goals were in a single season.
>>64410786
He was at fault for Coutinho scoring the opening goal, backing off and got beaten easily, and played like first the whole first half. Just because he scored doesn't mean he played well. The other games I don't remember him doing anything good or bad except being out of position all the time, but 3 good games is not playing well. He was shit.
can liverpool win against lester? also, is anyone else worried about southampton, they've been shit this season but still
>>64410947
I worry about every game.
>2 games within 2 days
Hi, where are the injuries?
>>64411701
Welcome to the Christmas period in English football. Sit back and enjoy the ride.
At least Arsenal haven't got far to travel for their Southampton game on the 26th, then it's a late afternoon kickoff at home again Bournemouth on the 28th. A few days later it's another home game against Newcastle, so could have been worse.
>>64403650
>I'd prefer Arsenal entertained me and lost then ground out a boring 0-0
youre lying and you know it.
Aurier was the strapping black lad that we've needed in our team ever since Sagna left
you now remember kieran gibbs
i am salty right now
cheer me up
>>64408406
250 GBP/month isn't that high. That's pretty much what I expected.
>>64410303
>Wenger was going to sell Flamini
As if anyone could expect to generate money on Flamini.
No bio-fuel references pls
>>64410239
debuchy was good only because of cabaye meme
great french duo in newcastle
>great
>in newcastle
I remember people saying Debucy felt like a refreshment after Sagna in his first few games. Defensively not as strong, but more fitting to the fluidity of Arsenal's play.
Then he got injured and then Bellerin came along. But most people were positive on Debuchy at first.
>>64412525
You're always salty. Go back to /heem/
>>64412995
because people would be positive then, even if we singed pato or el sharaawhy or charlie adam
>>64413026
sounds like some low-budget psychology bs, but whatever, we got bellerin now anyway
>>64412995
People were positive about WELBECK m8
>>64413043
Yea but >we need a good backup for every position given >our injury record.
Debuchy wants to leave and Jenkinson has been horrible this season.
>>64413043
>we got bellerin now anyway
yeah, but not for loong...if wonga leaves arse in 365 days
he will too
>>64413047
I still am.
>>64413047
Welbeck was pure mental gymnastics
>>64413047
Meh.
>>64413060
Jenkinson is finished, West Ham-fans hate him. Finding back up is hard when the first choice is fucking 20 years old though. They either want to have some perspective that they might take that spot eventually or they'd have no problems being a back up forever and you'd need to be like Barça to attract those kind of players and still have them be of reasonable quality.
>>64413061
indeed
>>64413082
The backup could be a versatile centre back. Silvestre, Gallas and Vermaelen all covered at left back iirc. They weren't great but decent enough for emergencies.
inb4 Chambers not next to Merteslow no
>>64413164
>mfw Chamber RB, Mert and Gabriel CB and Gibbs LB
>>64413164
Tbh, Chambers is versatile. But kind of in an useless way post-Montero.
>They were 13 points off the top at Christmas but became the only team to move from sixth on 25 December to champions at the end of the campaign.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35124923
>>64413225
>you now remember that he won Player of the Month in his first month
>We're on the right train going the right way
All aboard the cohesion train.
>>64412995
Debuchy is not a bad player, as far as i know he was ahead of Sagna in the French NT. It's just that two consecutive injuries and subsequent benching fucked him up royally.
>>64413690
Agreed. Some here feel like he's been bad since the start though.
>>64413709
He got injured almost immediately
His only noteworthy contribution before that injury was to get sent off in a crucial cl qualifier
http://hwcdn.libsyn.com/p/7/4/f/74f0a577de6aacab/The_Tuesday_Club_-_The_Chambers_Flamini_Axis.mp3?c_id=10549651&expiration=1450877350&hwt=13386d7fe90148710f846e5068a273b2
>>64413840
He had a good couple of games at the start regardless. Then he got injured, came back, played well again, even scored a goal, wrecked his shoulder and that was the end of him.
Bellerin eclipsed him and this season, he started playing really bad.
AW: "I personally have a huge respect for Louis van Gaal and I think what is going on there is disrespectful.
This guy has worked for 30 years in football and has delivered unbelievable quality of work. I think it is a bit disrespectful what is going on there."
Little bit of early mind games there, would be great if they kept Van Gaal with his boring style of football instead of getting Mourinho.
>>64413905
i think part of it must be just a run of games thing
bellerin had a little break because of injury and wa absolutely woeful when he came back
luckily he seemed to clean his act up for last night, i suppose delph didn't really trouble him in the first half
still don't understand that positioning, just put delph in midfield and silva on the wing. sterling did better to contain bellerin by pinning him back than delph did by trying to mark him
Now that we beat the snobbsh rich fuccbois...
How do we beat the dirty catalonian whores?
>>64414063
Every time you get even half an opening just take a shot and hope it goes in desu.
>>64414063
hope they overdose on their roids and Messi has to puke all game long again.
>>64414063
put on walcott as the GOAT sub again
Sky Sports News HQ
BREAKING: Red Star Belgrade accept £5.1m bid from Liverpool for midfielder Marko Grujic.
fuck off wenga
>>64413047
>welbeck
literally who desu
>>64414304
City or Chelsea will love him in 3 years
>tfw you will never play for the arsenal
How long till he just fucks the league's shit up?
>>64414378
considering the zero rotation over the Christmas period and January I'd say pretty soon.
>>64414304
there is no quality on the market!
>all this article sucking ozil's dick
Fucking fair weather journalist desu
>>64414432
shitzil deserved half the criticism
>>64414449
Yeah, now he's playing like a £42M player
Pato when?
>>64414685
unf, make it happen Wenger
>>64414685
he's already in the bag
>>64414063
hope their defence spergs and ter Stegen chokes
Sam @samuelJayC
Looks like Guardiola to Man City done, German publication Kicker repoting
now or never Wenga, win it now or fuck off
>>64414813
>wanting poop without a break in between
He'll be burnt out la, we need this sexy bastard to come save us before Livershit actually buys players he recommends
new tuesday club was good
ITS SO ON
I'd fuck Amy, even if shes ugly
shes still an Arsenal fan
>>64414924
think they were weary of him going to Man U
i think it may happen but yeah
>>64402654
>arsegays
>shitsenal
Hiddink will fuck your shit up
>>64414916
no cara?
>>64414989
building a new folder m8
kept using the same pics
>new manager
>new players coming in
>FA Cup & CL league Double basically confirmed
>threads still dedicated to small time choke artist Arsegays
SPECIALISTS IN FAILURE
>it's a chelshit chimpout episode
Why is it always these cucks who are obsessed with Arsenal
Basler Zeitung are saying Elneny to Arsenal is practically done. His agent was in London to finish the deal £5.4-6.8 million transfer fee.
>Basel have made a 1200% increase on their original fee
How do they keep doing it?
>>64415046
Is he any good?
>>64415046
>some literally who from the Swiss league
I doubt it
>>64415046
reliable that, swiss friend?
>>64415055
No.
>>64415055
Pretty good. He can run a shitload and tackles quite well. Done pretty well in the EL this season. Even scored 2 goals.
>>64415038
>Win trophies and sweep the nation the best attacking team ever
>Win trophies while shitting on these niggas with the best defense ever
>Win Champions League
>Wreck the fruitiest little meme club in london over and over and over
>refball and media crucifixion is all we get
You wont win the title
Costa will snap Ozil's leg next time we play
and I will laugh at you faggots despairing like Ramsey when he got shawcrossed or that other hue striker you faggots had
>>64415067
Basler Zeitung are the local newspaper, and reporting it as if it's a done deal. It looks pretty certain. Looks like it's time for Huser to get a place in the first team.
no videos of this elnany cunt on youtube
must be shit
David Ornstein @bbcsport_david
Asked Van Gaal if agreed with Wenger that speculation over his future was "disrespectful". LVG blamed media & walked out after 8 mins #MUFC
>>64415333
WENGER DOES IT AGAIN, BRILLIANT MIND GAMES
>>64415344
http://www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2014/05/21/british-journalists-follow-these-ten-rules-for-interviewing-louis-van-gaal
top
>you now remember the valentin stocker spam
>>64415376
>tfw no shaquiri
>>64411749
gotta get 9pts from the next 3. i'm hoping they dont have another letdown after a really big win because we of all people know that leicester has some 2-5 in them.
>>64415376
And the Schär spam.
>Basel just keep pumping out youth/ scouting talents
>>64415088
Just stop, you are making a fool of yourself
>>64406477
kek
>>64414916
>>64414916
i loved that for the first ~20-30mins or whatever b4 i fell asleep amy couldn't get a word in. she isn't used to dealing with a fully arsed alan davies like the other two guys are
>>64415333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXu9aOJA0QE
facebook ArsenalFCTillIDie/videos/919088448168846/
>>64402654
Why does he do that obscene gesture?
>>64415709
For assisting purposes
>>64415709
He claims it's in honour of his niece, Mira (the fingers he's holding up vaguely resemble the letter M). But of course, we all know that he's really advocating the sordid practice of two in the pink, one in the stink.
U suddenly remember /arse/
Don Howe ded.
>>64416635
>Arsenal in the headline
>not West Brom
has /sp/ froze?
>>64415333
>>64415662
Van Laal had every right to walk out of that presser, desu.
>>64406916
No Pakistan...good.
>tfw no striker and DM in January
>>64417235
>tfw top of the league in January
Who's Ozil's lowkey gay buddy at Arsenal? I know at Real it was Ramos, his "bro".
>>64417235
>tfw Isco, carvalho and morata in jan
>>64417235
We have Walcott and Giroud, Welbeck is LANS, and Flam has gone god mode after destroying Tottenham. Zero signings confirmed lads
>>64417273
Flamini m8
>>64417375
>yfw it was Ozil buttbuddying Flamini all along after learning of his billions
Would you welcome a crest change, /arse/?
>>64417756
1930 looks goat
>Chelsea and City in a bidding war for Vardy
Will he be able to adapt to a different team?
Messi Minutes @MessiMinutes
As always, @DiMarzio has the details: #Iturbe joins Bournemouth i in a loan + buy-option deal that will cost €24m if he joins permanently.
oh fuck off wenga
>>64417803
>unironically wanting memes
Lmao
There was a girl on Arsenal fan tv after we lost to villa(?). She's got dark hair and is a real QT.
She's goes to my uni boys how do I pull her? Was just gonna wait till I see her at the student bar on student night and ask her if she was on AFTV and if she'd fuck Robbie..
But I'm scared the whole squad have already ran a train on her.
>>64417923
West Ham even
>>64417923
http://youtu.be/zoMsQlhidAg
>>64417923
>>64417970
>this broad
>real QT
never change Britain
>>64418100
What's the point? Does anyone know her first name because I'll definitely have some mutual friends with her on Facebook
.>>64417970
'The only thing that's cheered me up is being around all you guys'
Confirmed for bukkake. Oh well, I'm gonna try it on with her anyway for the keks
>>64418181
want to see her ass la
someone here knows her twitter
>>64418191
M8 if I fuck her... well I won't post her nudes but I'll confirm that I got in there with a cheeky selfie while she's asleep/passed out from the chloroform
Laurent Koscienly
>>64417970
>mfw remembering that howler of a match that Cech had and the doubt I had in him for the few weeks after
>>64418191
@taraAFCx
>>64418335
>pic of her and Robbie
YOU JUST KNOW!
>>64418291
Gonna have to wait until his book to find out why he was so shite that day
Especially after a flawless pre-season
>>64418335
Couldn't find her on Facebook, came up with like Tara's. Gonna check the student bar page, I saw her couple of weeks ago but didn't talk to her because I was trying it on with a girl in the flat opposite me lel
>>64418366
>tfw I won't be able to give her dat BBC
6.2x5.0 is bigger than average r-right guys. Anyone ever pulled a middle eastern girl? Apparently she's Iranian. I'm pretty sure they're into black guys.
I'm half Paki maybe I can blag I'm actually half Egyptian or some shit
>>64418459
>London
of course shes into the BBC, shes from London, supports Arsenal and have a fucking twitter account...
People in London fuck every fucking race
>>64418483
>>64418366
>this guy still posts
why haven't you faggots run him out
>>64418483
says the guy who has never stepped foot in london
>>64418483
Yeah London girls love roadmen, especially shitty West London.
I'm too white for London lad, should've stayed at Colchester for uni.
>>64418517
West london is best london m8
>>64416623
>"winter program" cuz "christmas program" is offensive to non-christians
hey anon did you hear about that middle school in virginia where the kids had a calligraphy lesson in arabic and what they had to write in arabic was that islamic pledge that says there's no god but allah and muhammad (PBUH) is his only prophet and etc?
i saw some white ppl arguing that THE TEACHER WAS JUST FOLLOWING THE CURRICULUM and all, but imagine if the kids had to write "there is no god but god and jesus was his son" in spanish or something. gotta love >muh double standards
anyways, all i want for christmas is 3pts @ southampton. szczesny won't be in goal to shit the bed (the brilliance of cech is that he doesnt have to make crazy OMFG saves because he's almost always in a proper position to make what looks like an "easy" save) so i'm hoping that >we dont do the arsenal thing and win a big huge (statement?) game and then drop points to relative/minnows immediately afterwards.
i-it's possible to get 9/9pts in the next 3 fixtures, right? >we're on the 45pts express, r-right?
>>64418617
>Harrow
>Uxbridge
>Hayes
Good if you're looking to be in a SB.TV video I guess
>>64417235
didnt switzerland claim that arsenal has agreed to terms with some ~5mil forward/AM who can tackle? or is he a CM/DM?
either way metro told me that >we isco now in january so i'm not worried.
>>64418497
We tried. He just changed gimmicks and evolved. Now he's like that lump in your skin you know you should probably get cut out but its been there so long that if it was gonna kill you it would have probably happened by now so you just ignore it and only acknowledge it when someone else brings it up.
>>64418646
Elneny's a DM. Basel also just promoted a DM from their youth team, and gave him a professional contract. Could just be they felt it was time, could be he's filling a gap. I had to laugh a little, because he's called Pickel.
>"Everything isn't going as smoothly as we would like it to. We can't avoid injuries - sometimes you have more, sometimes you have less - but we showed that even with the unlucky injuries at the moment that we manage to win games.
>Peter Cech, 23/12/2015
>HUR DUR NO IT'S ALL WENGERS FAULT WENGER OUTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
>t. /Arse/
You're a joke of a club, you don't deserve Cech.
>>64418695
>vocal minority of teenagers
>representative of the whole fanbase
>>64418695
this, Petr Cech should've been at a bigger club like PSG or Dortmund
>>64418723
Hahaha!! Look at that picture! He's a Man City fan! Haha look guys, Man City fan! Wow
>>64418717
All I see in this thread is 2 tripfaggots who know nothing of football, an Austrian who is basically a trip at the moment, a Liverpool 'fan' and a Chelsea 'fan' spending all their time here.
I see these 'experts' spout shit like "the more you pay for a player, the better they automatically are", or "Balotelli would be a good signing", while going "It's Wengers fault for all injuries, ever", yet there is no praise, no nothing.
Are these fans or gimmicks? I pop in, as a City fan, from time to time, and it's disgusting seeing 'fans' attack a successful manager, not of just a football team, but a business as well.
How do you actual fans allow this shit to happen? It makes you look fucking terrible, none of you say shit to these shitposters who clearly do it for (You)'s.
>>64418803
I don't know m8, I rarely come here anymore. Shit flinging and abusing players became a meme and it's boring.
Just saying don't brand the fanbase as the select few idiots here.
>>64418828
Well, maybe that's why. Because it's just scum now who post shit here for (You)'s.
Literally going "the more you pay, the better they are, without fail" was the icing on the cake. Guess Sol Campbell was shit, you know, cause he was Free. Or Henry was shit cause he cost £11m.
>>64418857
Well I think that's born out of frustration with the complete lack of spending. When you see rivals spending hundreds of millions and Arsenal's revenue figures it's easy to get obsessed over money.
>>64415740
>Mira
>tfw I have a half jap and german classmate named Mira
>her birthday is in Christmas and going to celebrate it today with the other guys
>the cutest girl I've ever seen in my life
>>64418890
And how many spend hundreds of millions? Oh, and what position is United in after £250m? Or what bout Chelsea?
Guess spending money is the solution to success.
That's the fucking point, you fucks never followed a team until this kind of money was spent. You literally did not exist as even a glint in your fathers eye when players were on $14,000 a week. I mean, that was huge. Hell, you weren't even around when there was a fucking wage cap for players.
You literally want billions spent on players, but you don't want prices to go up and you want success. Well, guess what, 99.8% of all teams don't get any success. And guess what, 99.8% of all teams don't spend billions.
It's disgusting that the
>b-b-but muh rivals spend billions so we should as well!
It's disgusting. I'd rather City had spent nothing and worked on what made this game great, than using Shiek money to fund success and fans to somehow claim the "glory" of "their" success, when it was literally just buying the best players, and if they weren't any good, then, who cares? You've weakened the competition.
Arsene should be praised for spending less in 20 years than City and Chelsea have spent in 10.
>>64402654
>arsegays
>>64418890
And since when did spending fucking resolve anything you stupid faggot? Guess Chelsea is going to win the title this year, huh?
Fuck off. This is how it goes:
>Spend money; player does well, all is OK
>Spend money; player doesn't do well, WENGER OUT FOR WASTING MONEY
>Spend lots of money; player does well, WENGER OUT HE SHOULD BE DOING BETTER
>Spend lots of money; player doesn't do well, WENGER OUT WASTING MONEY
>Spend lots of money on multiple players; players do well, WENGER OUT THEY'RE NOT MARQUEE SIGNINGS!
>Spend lots of money on multiple players; players don't do well, WENGER OUT WHAT A WASTE THEY'RE WORSE THAN YOUTHS
>Wenger doesn't spend anything; OMFG WENGER OUT NOT SPENDING MONEY FOR NO REASON
>Wenger buys players and sends youth out on loans; OMFG WENGER RUINING THEIR DEVELOPMENT
>>64418980
>>64419013
Why are you so angry lad
Anyway I'm talking about act of actually buying a player not the value, last season we could have been genuine title contenders if we'd bought a CB in the summer. Injuries and no additions could cost us this season too. For the record I've never demanded Wenger out, in fact I think the very least he has earned is the right to make his own decision on his future.
Filthy degenerates
>>64419036
I'm only one of those, faggot. I'm the City fan.
>>64419013
>Spend lots of money on multiple players; players do well, PANIC BUY
Fixed for'ya
>>64418803
>How do you actual fans allow this shit to happen? It makes you look fucking terrible, none of you say shit to these shitposters who clearly do it for (You)'s
We understand that other people are allowed to have their own opinions, no matter how shit they are, and none of us are the opinion police. Its not our fault you're too dumb to just think "maybe these loud idiots don't represent EVERY fan of the club." Then again, you're not an Arsenal fan, the opinions of Arsenal fans on Arsenal things really shouldn't bother you, no matter how shit they are.
You haven't been here long enough to fully grasp the amount of shitposting we deal with in here, from falseflags to Ernie to the days when >we constantly lost and this thread had more Arsenal haters than fans. This is nothing. Even the fuckin Jamaicunt has toned down. This is probably the most peaceful these threads have been since they started.
>>64418803
>>How do you actual fans allow this shit to happen?
check the flag here and consider what you're saying. there is no such thing as an "actual fan of arsenal" because all those guys are either piss drunk at some dive pub in the N5 or busy co-hosting QI or something.
not to mention this post is begging for a "trip on tet" cuz this and the samefaggy followup >>64418828 seem to be aligned with tet's stated goal of killing /arse/, most likely so he could get some heat as a heel for being an attention-worthy uber-contrarian.
that course of action would be akin to going to wal-mart and buying eggs which are then thrown on the front doors of wal-mart cuz "fuck wal-mart", you know?
>>64419534
oh look it's thesaurus gimmick faggot
you are the problem
btw while i think the concept of ignoring trips is a noble concept and all, i don't discriminate when i reply to a post. if it's something worth replying to i'll reply to it, whether it's from [country] or from a trip or whatever.
>>64419561
chill out tet.
>>64419013
There is also the other side of that coin, the guys that can't put any blame on Wenger when he fucks up and would stick by him if the team was relegated because they can't separate the man from the club. They're just as bad as the idiots who spout the shit you're saying but you'll represent the entire fanbase with the loud minority
fuck all of the meta-talk, let's enjoy some 0-day youtubery!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DucVxJwqM-4
>>64418803
>How do you actual fans allow this shit to happen?
I imagine a lot of us have given up on using /arse/ as a medium for serious footballing discussion at this point. I doubt I make more than 3 or 4 posts a month anymore where I'm actually engaging in a sincere discussion about the side. Most of the time I browse /arse/ because this place has a certain sense of humour with regard to Arsenal that I enjoy.
The vast majority of my Arsenal-related conversation happens with friends down the pub or at the game. It's infinitely more worthwhile to talk to them about Arsenal than it is to waste my time arguing anonymously with some random moron on 4chan.
>All midfielders ded
>Zelalel's loan ends next month
Is Black Cesc finally gonna get activated as the LANS we need? He'd do the Cazorla role quite well
Lads, why does Alexis love his dogs so much???
>>64419978
I think the more apt question here would be why don't you love your dogbros enough?
>>64419978
He broke up with his gf bro
>>64419977
Not good enough
word is he will be extending the loan
>>64419977
Why would you drop Ramsey or Flamini right now
Plus Jack is yet to come back
>>64420133
Yeah just did some real proper in depth scouting on him and his defending is shocking. He needs to be shipped out to a Pulis team next year, more defending and more decisiveness in possession when you are defending for most of the game.
Starting to think he might not make it desu
>>64420188
He'd just be cover but the Amerifriend is right in saying he isn't good enough yet
>>64418517
>pakistani
>too white
mushi mushi, baito desu
>>64419977
Is Zelalel still a meme? How's his loan been?
>>64420464
My resources in Scotland say its been good, dropped off a little here and there but nothing unusual for a kid. Issue is its taught us nothing we didn't know already and he isn't improving some aspects of his game (defending and occasional Ramsey circa 2012 dilly dalllying in possession.) He isn't being bullied around as much on the ball, so thats a plus.
Funny to think he's still only 18
My resources in Nigeria tell me that Osimhen is coming.
>>64420967
>oshimen
>>64420987
(w)
>you now remember GeoffArsenal
>£30m for Cavani
Wheelchair back when lads?
>>64421220
januay
>>64419977
What midfielders are dead? Wilshere, Carzola and Coq?
So, Ozil, Ramsey, Flamini, Arteta aren't? You can only play two at a go.
Zelememe is better having 1st team football than maybe possibly getting a game. Besides, Beliek is a good player who needs more game time.
Should i bet my rent on you guys winning next game @2.10 ?
>>64421408
>Soton away
NO
>>64421408
Yes. Watch for Chambers stepovers too
>>64421408
Bet it on Mane.
Went to the Docs today lads, think I'm dying. I love you bros.
>>64421408
yes arsenal are good again
>>64421492
you the blood on your toilet paper dude?
I don't beelieve it, but I bet they went "you're going to have to give us a stool sample"?
>>64421514
Yes m8. The blood seemed to be from irritation when shitting apparently, but a previous blood test i had showed elevated bilirubin, they never told me this until today.
>>64421534
Told you they'd say it's nothing to worry about.
As for bilirubin, they probably ordered another blood test to check levels again?
As far as I know, it can be linked with liver problems, bile duct blockages and other shit.
You're unlikely to be dying unless you're like 50+ or something. You're unlikely to die anyway.
So, I assume they ordered some more tests, maybe a urine one as well?
>>64421605
Non urgent blood test, will go in the new year. I had slightly high results when I was ill 4 years ago too. She did say it;s normal for some people to have slightly high results.
#Signings when lads?
>>64421690
As I thought. You're not dying. Stop being a weeny. I've had 3 moles cut off me cause they thought they were cancerous, I've picked off about a dozen or so accidentally, including a huge one on my head. I have a form of brain damage and my leg muscles tear open every time I walk.
Relax.
As for signings, Arsenal will prob sign a couple of £5m or so players.
>>64421743
t-thanks m8, you seem to know your stuff.
Def need a DM tbhonest.
>>64421408
Flamini to score first
and you will be rich mane
>>64421746
Had I not nearly died, I would have gone to medical school, got a place and everything. It is the one thing that keeps me from killing myself. Funny how I didn't even know I had brain damage back then....
And as a DM, I dunno. There needs to be a depth player to replace Flamini, but I think Beliek should replace Coq as the "potential youth DM", while Coq becomes main dude, and whomever else can switch.
I want Carvahlo the most but he's injury prone, apparently.
>>64421962
>gun barrel merging with the gold outline
"no"
HENRY
CHANCE!!
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!
>>64419978
I just like that he has Phil Collins music on his instagram videos.
Who /cocaine/ here? I'm off my tits
>>64421408
Southamppton's last 3 home games have been a 1-0 loss to Stoke, a 1-1 with Villa, and a 2-0 loss to Spuds. Arsenal could very well find a way to fuck things up though.
>>64422022
I watched that game. Amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExPNxsVJA9E
>>64421976
That's what the barrel is always like. Why would you want to confine the barrel anyway? It's there poking out read to fire.
>>64422057
And? I just don't like it, I don't like it now and I don't like it in your proposed one.
I'm autistic. Make the gun smaller if you have to.
>>64422074
>Make the gun smaller if you have to
You some sort of girl? What you want is a big cannon.
>James McCarthy says he'll join Arsenal
Would you accept him?
CHICHARITO TO ARSENAL NEXT SEASON
>>64422208
It's merely a rumour and he isn't good enough anyway.
Wenger will wait for Benzema's situation I bet. I'm sure Madrid would offload him for dirt cheap now.
Wenger always knows.
>literally a week or so after moaning
Fairweather fans.
And Ozil won't be better than Bergkamp unless
1. He scores 15 goals as well as breaks the assist record
or
2. He breaks the 30+ assists in a season
>>64422054
I lost my shit pretty hard
>>64422297
>best since Bergkamp
>>64422297
>comparing a midfielder to a forward
>>64422297
and him moaning.
>>64422301
Yeah, I cheered pretty hard. Written in the stars, one of the best moments in football, it's a real shame they didn't win it that year.
Oh and do you remember the header he did to win us a game when we needed it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eVShVf-Zts
>>64422297
/sp/ is literally chock-full of moany women and chavs. They're everywhere.
>>64422336
Yup.
>>64422331
>>64422301
Oh and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LCQAKhMxmE
This was 2012 when we needed the win to stay in with Top 4 chance.
I miss Cazorla lads
>>64422786
he's finished senpai
>>64422786
cazorshit can fuck off back to the bench now
>>64422786
I missed Walcott and he's back, but now Cazorla has been taken away from us.
>>64422786
I miss Coq more. It's always a joy to see him floor someone before starting the counterattack.
>>64422322
Bergkamp was a striker.
Underage posters OUT
>>64423503
Read that post again you autistic fuck. Next time don't embarrass yourself.
>>64423528
>that post
>calling others autistic
wew
>>64418930
Question, Japan. Why are you guys so spineless to ask the girl out proper?
If you get shot down you get shot down. Move on. Just give it a whirl.
Wew. Just made this lads
>>64421962
>>64423856
>there are people who didn't buy the 2011 special edition crest kit
>>64420608
hes been rangers best player this year by far
>>64423566
Hey I'm not Japanese
How am I supposed to know?
That being said, I actually got shot down two weeks ago (not Mira btw) and it still hurts
Fuck you man for reminding that
But yeah, I guess you are right
I gotta move on
VARDY WHEN?
/
W
H
E
N
/
>>64418335
If you're not one of the 8,862 you should probably kill yourself desu.
>>64424600
feels bad man
>>64422786
Cazorshit can fuck off desu, I miss wheelchair and spicy.
>>64424618
I never liked this cazorla hate meme
>>64424630
Dildo
Anyone else get the Arsenal Xmas card?
Carla is looking pretty qt in it
http://alwaysaheadofthegame.com/christmas/en/
>>64424741
>abs but no tits
they know their audience
>>64424741
Why does ozil look like he suffers from depression
>>64424764
he doesnt celebrate xmas
>>64424764
germans dont celebrate christmas
https://twitter.com/Matflam/status/679979418144620545
based flim flam, looking good
>>64424829
>that background
Which one of you guys did this?
Also where are the signings? Official edition pls
>>64424829
How did he became so close with Ozil?
Ozil only speaks german, does FlimFlam speaks german?
>>64424741
welbz looks alright with a beard
>>64424829
>ozil pls
this is dj khaled level
also
>scarf
>inside
>>64424873
Oh gosh, I never noticed
>>64424915
>not using a scarf inside
>>64424883
>its still like that
Lel
You guys watched the Henry - Fabregas interview on Sky Sports yet?
Wee bit awkward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdq8Jkuhn9E
>>64424829
>>64424888
They werent always so close
https://vine.co/v/MZpnJj0vL9F
>>64424764
it's just autism bro
>>64418803
>as a City fan
So why the fuck should you care? About a shit thread on a shit site?
>>64425084
I started watching it but they spent the first 20mins going on about Facebook and charities so I gave up
Probably very little talk on actual footje
>>64425099
Nah, that only shows that they were very close.
MeTSUUUUt Özil
rate
>>64425469
decent meme would screencap for /r/4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLlYHRXDI_Q
It didn't have to be this way
lads what happund to willy carvalho?
>>64425687
injured most of this season. third party ownership. jorge mendes.
You now remember the Southampton away 2-0 loss last season, almost one year ago.
You now remember Szczesny running out like a madman, leaving the goal open for DAS IT MANE to curl in a shot.
>>64425726
kosc was equally at fault for not pressuring mane and running back with the ches
>>64425681
heart breaking
also Giroud was so shit back then, hes a lot better now...still shit but not so shit
deserve his place in the team so far
>>64424915
>dj khaled
>"ANOTHER ONE"
>ozil
>another assist
Heh
>>64425746
Where the fuck is Cara/Daisy
Don't post without them pls
Will Flamini invest some of his fortune on >us?
>>64425883
He'll entrust it to Wenger
>>64423856
Not bad m8.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2015/dec/21/the-100-best-footballers-in-the-world-2015-interactive?CMP=share_btn_tw
what the fuck
>>64426157
>Hazard rated much higher than Mesut
>>64424741
>Carla is looking pretty qt in it
Even more so in a Christmas jumper :3
>>64426222
must be all those pens he scored 10 months ago
>>64426157
>that cheeky Kosc
>>64426157
worst list of all time
>>64425681
>/arse/ in its infancy
>Diaby styling
>implying we didn't kill his career even further
the new viera ;__;
/arse/ gimmie a nice London shisha lounge to hit on boxing day with the lads
>>64425681
https://vimeo.com/33463826
>>64426157
>Tevez
>Hazard
>De Bruyne
>Anyone not named aguero or silva being better than Kosc
>>64426157
>zlatan
oh boy, i wake up and see this headline on the daily mail
>Arsenal join the race for £25m-rated Mahrez as Leicester fend off interest from United and Tottenham
would mahrez leaving leicester for united/tottnumb be a good thing for >us in the second half? it'll never happen but dealing in hypotheticals is the /arse/ thing to do.
chesny btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcVirLDlF8c
These threads are shit when Arsenal are actually doing well. I'll probably have to wait until the Barcelona game for some good ammunition.
>>64426452
cuck
>>64426446
They just make these things up. Adding Arsenal to the headline is a good way to get clicks and they don't have to take responsibility.
>>64426446
Plonker Wonga never getting his shit done
>Bids for Suarez in 2013, not enough, goes on to be one of the best players in world football
>Bids for Cabaye in 2014, not enough, best playmaker in the league and sold to PSG in Jan
>Enquires about Mahrez in 2015 , no offer, scores goals for fun with a noddy goblin
Look err.. we could have had him
>>64426466
The only cucks ITT are those Arsenal fans (literally 99% of /arse/ posters) who wanted Wenger out last season.
>>64419152
>>64419152
the banter ITT is godlike. troll some bandwagoners lads
>>64426478
plus it then leads to the obligatory column february/march column about "why didn't arsene wenger make the signings to put arsenal over the top?" if/when arsenal goes 2-3 PL games without a win.
>>64426488
the only thing i could say is where was mahrez supposed to play with the team at full health? i know we can obviously joke about an arsenal side being penciled in for full/good health as the season goes on, but who's to say that mahrez is this good waiting for an opportunity behind sanchez/ozil/walcott.... and would he automatically jump ox in the rotation?
hell >we were starting ramsey @ RW when cazorla was healthy because walcott was a CF over giroud 1/2 to 2/3 of the time to start the season.... so i dont think mahrez would be the !!! guy he is now without opportunities to start every week like leicester has given him
>>64426508
Wenger doesn't care about that I don't think, if he sees a player he wants he'll "try" to buy them regardless. A skinny magic toed AM is the last thing we needed when he signed Ozil.
Probably would have been vindicated anyway, imagine Mahrez playing on either wing all season with Sanchez etc. around him
>>64426532
>imagine Mahrez playing on either wing all season with Sanchez etc. around him
touche, plus he'd have the french vardy (giroud) as opposed to the actual vardy... and i'm sure playing next to 15-16 ozil helps out anyone who isn't sulking cuz their physio bae got canned by that portugese asshole.
remember there was someone in /arse/ who kept building lineups with /signings/ that included vardy up front and we laughed at him?
>>64426498
Its only the dutch that think hes a good manager, hes been completely exposed as united manager with the money hes spent
>>64424600
Feels good nigga
>>64426566
he's kind of right to be pissed at the press though
journalists can't just make up sackings and try to destabilise a club/manager like that, I'd be furious
>>64426618
English press is brutal and unapologetic, he should have known this before he took the job. Besides, hes playing some absolute dire football, reminds me of Villa under Lambert. One of my best friends who is a diehard united fan wants him gone already
When will Wenger realize that the Ox needs to be loaned out ASAP?
>>64426688
When Isco is signed desu
>>64426688
When he's already been a part of the first team for so long? Who'd even want him?
>>64426705
pretty much every team outside of the top 6
>>64426705
liverpool would bite our hand off if we offered him for £25m. he's never going to make it at arsenal. cash in now.
>>64426705
Any decent Premier League team would want him.
>>64426737
>he's never going to make it at arsenal
Ramsey looked half the player Ox does at 22 years old. Selling him now would be a massive mistake.
>>64426769
that's why he should be 'loaned out'
>>64426737
>he's never going to make it at arsena
I've heard that before.
>>64426769
ramsey is shit though
wilshere looked better than ox at the same age, now look at him
you cant judge by his age, hes had enough time to mature hes played over 100 games
>>64426787
Ramsey is clearly not shit. Stop being silly.
>>64426775
Too old and too much potential imo. Loaning players works to gently introduce them to the sheer physicality and standard required of professional football, Ox doesn't need that. He needs to get his head down and work with his current teammates, making the most of his opportunities.
who /alwayswatchingJoel/ here?
Love him desu. The way he fell to the ground after Fernandinho knocked him over, lmao. So likeable.
>>64426769
are you implying ramsey is good?
>>64426760
>zero premier league titles
>shit squad
>9th place
haha
>>64426787
Wilshere was a wonderkid, like one of the best raw talents ever to play for Arsenal. Even with injuries seemingly killing him you can't compare.
I know Ox had played a lot of games, so did Ramsey. Both always in different positions, injured for the odd month and putting in shit performances and you can see why. Arsenal fans should know more than anybody the importance in keeping young players. It's not like we're looking at a Jermaine Pennant or Quincy Owusu Abeyie here, Ox is talented
Do people really think Ramsey is bad or is this a meme that has gone too far?
>>64426889
>mfw pennant started in a CL final
>"Ramsey is shit"
Basler Zeitung are reporting that Elneny is having his medicals this afternoon.
>>64426949
literally who
>>64426949
is he any good?
>>64426960
Meme
>>64426961
No
>>64426914
>>64426938
man how time flies, amazing what a few years does
>>64426966
i didn't ask you bro
>>64426961
Pretty good. Good enough to be a temporary solution/ benchwarmer at any rate. Problem is he can't really show his best qualities in the league right here, since every team that isn't Basel is just fucking awful, apart from maybe Grasshoppers.
>>64426914
Overrated but still a good player.
Had one fantastic season that's caused everyone to think he's world class. He's just top 4 level imo.
>>64426949
Why
Arsenal is already supported by half the middle east and North London has more Arabs than Mecca
>>64426993
>not wanting that sweet Egypt money
Would prefer someone like Krychowiak or Big Willy though
I don't want this Elmeme guy.
>>64427000
W H E N
H
E
N
>>64426998
>Egypt
>shekels
You've got your geography off a bit Justin
>>64427018
>tfw its not gonna be a white Christmas
>>64427011
I hope soon.
Absolutely love Pato and I really feel bad for what has happened to him and I would love for him to find his football again and it would be even better if he does so at Arsenal. And he's only 25 too.
>>64427043
>the BR David Bentley
no thanks
>>64427036
>canada
>not a white christmas
what?
>>64427036
Eh least driving to work isn't a pain
Torontofag?
>>64427060
It's warm af la I hate it
>>64427070
>pic related
>>64427043
Does Pato have pace and can he play on the wing?
In the bag lads.
>>64427036
tfw it is fucking summer in toronto
feels good man
>>64427117
Welbeck in the body bag soon.
>>64427088
He's probably as fast if not faster than Welbeck and he can play on the wing too.
Honestly I haven't watched him all that much ever since he went on loan to São Paulo but it seems like his injury problems are over, he only missed 3 matches after he left Milan.
>>64427125
Its Christmas eve and this is how you spend your time? Your life must be awful stop being so obssesed with Arsenal and fix it shit life
>>64427125
>Cena
>gay gooners
top kek
>henry
;..;
whats ozil doing?
>>64427143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDF8taAr3vc
He looks good in red, hate his new hair though.
>>64427147
epl is dead and this is the only eternal footy thread, weve got to shitpost somewhere and this thread is the easiest to troll
Merry Christmas lads
>>64427125
>john cena randomly in this picture
what
>>64426157
The Guardian seems to fail to understand the concept of a year
Alexis had a great season, but he dropped off in 2015 thats for certain
And Rooney being in the top 100 is a joke, he has 4 league goals in 2015
I could write essays on how wrong that list it
>>64422297
Bergkamp was a forward and didn't get that many assists. In 11 seasons (though he wasn't a starter towards the end) he got 49 Premier League assists. Ozil has 29 after 2 and a half seasons. I think Ozil could become the 2nd best to ever play for the club, but we shouldn't even bother talking about for at least another 2 seasons.
>>64427356
>Ozil has 29 after 2 and a half seasons
So his first 2 seasons he got like, 14 assists? Understandable really why most felt he wasn't playing like a £42 million player. Hopefully he will be putting up crazy amounts of assists like this season every season
Why is Carla GOAT waifu?
>>64426618
i'd be furious until i got my paycheck, to be honest.
i mean, while part of me sees what he's saying and concedes that LvG might have a point about "basic human decency" and all, at the same time he's paid a huge $$$WAGE$$$ to manage a fucking football team, which is basically some privileged shit which allows you to make way more $$$ than people who save lives or whatever...
...so if you gotta deal with some shithead journos all but shoving you out the door cuz your antiquated philosophy aint hearkening memories of SAF's ManUtd--- well fucking boo hoo and i hope your tears don't stain the leather seats in your luxury car en route to your mansion with the LvG statue in the backyard.
plus i have it under reasonable authority (austin/nigel powers) that nobody likes the dutch anyways =D
>>64427480
Shit face tbhonest.
>Not having a Barcafu
kek m8.
>>64426688
what? are you smoking the good shit this morning double-dubs-bro? why the fuck would >we loan out the ox?
right now this squad is what we call "threadbare" in the old country, and i doubt >we're even going to #FreeDebuchy so he can GTFO and desperately try to regain his spot in the french team first XI, so if >we're going to help to formally end a guy's international career i really doubt >we're going to loan out the ox when you just know giroud/walcott/ozil/sanchez/campbell/etc are bound to have injuries in the future.
>but with a loan you can always recall him.... like coquelin!
fair play to that, but at the same time if you make a habit of recalling loans all the time who's going to want to take on your players and develop them when you've proven that there's a good chance you can hinder their season to save your own ass?
>>64427594
you're right, we should sell him instead
>>64427606
only if >we sign a player or two in his position/s in order to make him surplus to requirements.
ox is another one of those guys who ideally doesn't start in the first team XI but when the annual injury crises commence and you're scrambling for options that's when you find out that you can do a lot worse than the ox in terms of a 2nd/3rd string player....
do you rate campbell > ox by chance? ox picked a terrible time to get injured because he was set to have a proper run of fixtures to show us that the future is now.... instead that went to campbell, who you figure has to be at roughly the same level as the ox given his recent run of decency/+
>>64427698
Chamberlain has had plenty of chances and failed to impress
He's just wank, no two ways about it
>>64427698
Campbell is a million miles ahead of the Ox
>>64427728
>>64427549
>LvG might have a point about "basic human decency
it's not so much human decency as professionalism and decorum. what people are paid in this industry is irellevant, everyone in that room is earning far more than they deserve and murdoch the man behind the sun is worth more than you or I can ever imagine. I'd be extremely annoyed if baseless rumours were spread all over sports page media about Wenger that was harming the club so I only feel it's right to compare the situations
I don't like anyone associated with that club but any sane bloke knows van baal has earned enough respect to not get attacked in that way, in fact nobody should. either way I don't think he's the sort of man to give a toss about this and sacked or not he's collecting a big paycheck soon
>76% - Arsenal have won 76% of games with @aaronramsey playing this season, compared to 33% without him.
What could this mean?
>>64427728
this guy gets it
>>64427834
of course a faggot like you would deny it
just realised campbell's keeping chamberlain out of the team
>>64428089
Good thing he is. All ox does is score own goals or give the ball away leading to a goal.
Ramsey on the wings is so shit compared to middle Ramsey.
He is already scoring now, just a few more games so he gets his rhythm and he will be the GOAT of two years ago.
>>64428143
This
>>64428143
Has he done that at all this season
All I remember is his Chelsea goal and Newcastle attempt that went in
>tfw flimflam has gone god mode
tybg
>>64427996
Nothing
>>64428209
>2nd goal against West Ham in the first game
>2nd goal against Leicester (didn't track back)
>OG against Dinamo Zagreb
>deflected ball in for 1st goal against Olympiacos
>>64428089
>Ox will never make it
;_;
>>64428485
In Young Guns, featured first in the official matchday programme, we find out about the next generation of Arsenal youngsters, in their own words. This week we spoke to forward Yassin Fortune .
Football has always been my passion and I think it began when watching the game with my dad when I was about three or four. I used to love watching him play and going to the park with him. We would watch a lot of football and in France, because I’m from Paris, I liked Paris Saint-Germain.
But I always enjoyed the Premier League and tried to watch all the games that Arsenal and Manchester United played. One of my heroes was Thierry Henry. He was the reason I used to favour Arsenal. I loved the way he played and wanted to be like him but in truth, I think I’m more like Danny Welbeck as a player.
Read more at http://www.arsenal.com/news/features/20151223/yassin-fortune#M0Cv5MBz8AzWeFPX.99
>>64428484
>2nd goal against West Ham in the first game
>2nd goal against Leicester (didn't track back)
>deflected ball in for 1st goal against Olympiacos
Oh fuck off. Our defenders have made more rickets and goal costing errors than that this season. Are you going to add up Koscielny's because I bet he has more.
>>64428550
>defending championshiptierlain
shiggydigyy
Ozil has a very, very long way to go before being nearly as good as Bergkamp.
>>64428631
>defendingozshit
We were having this exact same discussion 6 months ago lad
>>64428692
>ozil is shit
lel
>>64428501
Fortune is trolling Shitbeck here.
When Fortune was signed, he uploaded a video of himself singing in French about Welbeck. I don't know what he was saying since it was in French, but he took it down now so it can't have been good.
Fortune does not rate Welbeck, he is already better than him anyway.
>>64428692
difference is ozil was world class way before coming to arsenal. shitcherlain meanwhile has never performed. he got his chance last year when walcott was injured, all he had for a year was 1 goal and 2 assists or something similar. also he isnt good enough not to track back
>>64428723
6 months is not enough to judge a player. Ozil has been shit for Arsenal for 2 years 2bh
Lets enjoy his GOAT form now and make peace between the cynics and the Ozcucks.
>>64428805
have a (You)
>>64428805
You cunts need to expand your vocabulary a bit. Either a player is GOAT or they're shit.
>>64428805
>cynics and the Ozcucks
you mean miserable non-fans and supporters. go fuck yourself
What do you think they were singing /arse/??
>Danilo
>>64428985
>that pseudofedora on ox
>>64428985
all these bitches wanna lick my ice cream
>>64427904
>harming the club
so when memphis gets the ball on the wing a step ahead of his defender and ends up bottling the opportunity it can be chalked up to "WHY WAS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO MY MANAGER?!?!" =]
i know i'm being a proper cunt with that example, but i dont think journos being sensational cunts (to sell papers / get clicks) actually harms the club unless, say, the manager lets it get to him and it changes him in such a way he starts doing a worse job to prepare the team 4 the next fixture/s.
>I don't think he's the sort of man to give a toss about this
well uhhhhh you know, given his 3-5 minute anti-media diatribe and consequent early exit from the presser i gotta call bullshit on this one. i think it gets to him because LvG prolly thinks he's a legendary manager who deserves to be mentioned in the same breath with the greats like SAF.... like he's above getting questioned by >(You] because he's louis fucking van gaal and he helped invent modern football!
yeah? well then go get 10 more points relative to the top 3 teams, you ledge.
>mfw I just remembered I forgot to listen to Tuesday Club
>>64429568
>it's an amy lawrence episode
>>64427996
uhhh, i might be going out on a far limb here.... but it could mean that arsenal does better when their ideal-first-team-XI are out there as opposed to being out injured?
that said, i don't care for ramsey @ RW as i think you're wasting a chance to maximize RW if you're sticking ramsey there because you can't drop santi from CM until he gets injured.
santi is a better facilitator of the offense @ CM, ramsey is a better all around player @ CM.... and i think ultimately arsenal's first team XI is stronger with ramsey @ CM.
>>64429591
i love the way she was totally compartmentalized and basically only spoke when spoken to. then again i think they only had 3 microphones so it wasn't like she could hop on the banter train at any point she wanted.
>tfw alan davies wakes you up to the fact that just ~2-3yrs ago ManUtd was too good for mourinho and nowadays they might legitimately be desperate for him.
>>64429716
I don't mind her, that plug episode for her book was interesting
but 2bh all I listen to the tuesday club for nowadays is keith's archery updates and alan laughing at other managers
>>64429716
at the beginning i thought she was just sitting in to do a piece on them or something
>>64429734
well yeah, i tried listening to other arsenal podcasts and i realized that i don't need to hear people talking about what i just watched (and learned) just because they're [football "expert" X] --- not to mention the voice of the guy on the arsecast annoys the shit out of me.
suffice to say that i do the tuesday club for the banter because at the end of the day that's what i need more than "analysis" that says "if arsenal can keep on winning then they'll win things"
>unironically liking the tuesday club
>>64429798
(You)
>>64429820 (Fag)
>>64429784
I listened to the arsecast for ages, finally got a bit samey I guess
Andrew is great, James is a bit of a whiney preppy knob. What I couldn't stand is half hour shows of reading people's bollocks on twitter out, if I want to read retarded opinions on sports I come here
>>64429884
Goodly morning!
>>64429909
alri
>>64429884
the questions was my favourite bit because they have a bit more freedom to crack jokes
like you, i stopped listening because it got a bit samey
i've grown to like the way the tuesday club have irregular episodes so you don't get sick of them
Get in here lads
>>64429953
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>>64429953
>>64429953
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>>64429884
>if I want to read retarded opinions on sports I come here
amen anon! have a merry christmas m8 (although i have no idea what they call it in bongistan now. prolly "the day b4 boxing day" cuz i'd imagine that muslims get very offended by xtians flaunting their religion around like that)
>>64428745
Just like Ox was supposed to be better than wallflopp right?
>>64429545
>ike he's above getting questioned by >(You] because he's louis fucking van gaal and he helped invent modern football!
i love you autismbro, you need a column or something
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