Merry Christmas lads
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'appy christmas m8s
get fucked
>>64429953
>>64429991
merry CHRISTMAS? wtf kind of bigots are you lot?
what part of "there is no god but Allah and Mohammed (PBUH) was his messenger" leaves wiggle room for *christ*.* ???
seriously disappointed here /arse/ --- i thought we finally made some progress as a species to make sure that the world doesn't end within 25yrs cuz >MUH BIRTHRATES
i guess we might as well just pack it up and make no january signings and practice saying "welbeck returning will be like a new signing" because there is no hope for us.
aka what >>64430037 said.
>>64430044
let him be m8. he's our resident expert in "getting fucked" because he's gonna have to go to milton-keynes for his home games for a few years.
might as well call 'em the tottenham wanderers, eh?
>>64430041
leave it out m8
everyone else is out for xmas eve and I'm stuck the dregs of an arsenal discussion thread on 4chan
>>64430041
Jesus is a prophet in Islam you faguette
You scum bag
You maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God
It's our last
>>64430283
Have a m8 who works in social care show me a video of one of his patients trying to sing the song for a show, only he can't quite remember the words
>You scumbag
>You nigger
>You chimpanzee fucker
>mfw
>>64430378
Would be accurate enough if Shane himself gave it a go on stage I guess.
> monthly reminder that spurs will finally finish above arsenal because of based Pocchetino.
>>64430933
lel
>selling your best player to real mudrid
>mudrid sells ozil to >us
>arsenal finish above totnuts every season
>they spent 100M in shit players, one even got signed in china after spurs
kekitos
>>64431049
Paulinho's a loser desu.
Lads
>>64431580
How old is he there? 20/21 or so? He gives me hope i can be that beautiful when im close to 30 like le god himself
>>64431622
you can grow a foot by the time you're 30, I believe in you
>>64431653
>6'7
that just sounds awful desu
How does Giroud still manage to look so sexi in a christmas jumper /arse/?
>>64431697
nice try
>>64430037
I want to, I would let Jiroo make me his bitch desu.
Jiroo is so dreamy.
feliz navidad la's
Is this the season? Is it happening?
>>64432117
nah. lester is going to shock the world.
>>64432129
by finishing a dream 2nd and qualifying for the champions league
MERRY CHRISTMAS /arse/!!!
I hope you wonderful people all get what you want and spend a lovely day with your family/pets/4chan :3
Have a wonderful day!
1. Lester
2. Arsenal
3. City
4. Crystal Palace
>>64432217
>get what you want
How fucking old are you? Most people stop thinking about Christmas like this at 16.
>>64432235
W E W
E
W
actual list
1.Arsenal
2.Lester
3.Citeh
4.Man U
POWER GAP
20.Chel$hit
>>64432283
Yeah, maybe loners like you are like that
>tfw no qt arsenal gf for xmas
>>64432283
>being this lonely
Must feel bad desu
Also
Post >yfw this time next year Arsenal will be club world cup champions
>>64432301
>>64432330
>Thinking Christmas is about getting gifts off mummy and daddy
>Not appreciating it as time off work where you can relax with your family and reflect on another year in your life
I hope you enjoy spending your day online with your new Call of Duty game.
>>64430037
Whoa there, no need for rudeness during this festive time.
>>64431580
NINTENDO OUI!!!!! i am SO becoming a tranny and hanging out in high end liverpudlian hotens when arsenal comes into town because in the giroudian dialect of the french language there is no word for "no"
>all hail the HFB, the man who literally puts the arse in /arse/
you gotta love how when he gets legit fouled in a game his first concern is making sure that his hair is OK =D
>>64432741
which one of them bangs her? mr. "too cool for school" in the sunglasses? the disinterested drummer? or is that her friendzone and she comes/home to the BBC?
you just know she'd go for adebayor for the notch on her belt. he has bentleys and lambos and stuff; just imagine if he actually still played football! #Ledge
>>64432557
>tfw 24, alone and just bought myself a PS4 for christmas
>>64432808
m8, you should seriously be thankful that you're not in a miserable marriage where you already have a hyperactive/semi-autistic kid or two (being raised by tablets/internets) and a wife that you've genuinely grown to loathe, and thus you know if you eventually try to get out she's going to take over half of what you have now and then half of what you make PLUS child support.... and that's happening even if she goes off and gets a job where she makes more than you.
suffice to say if that happened to you then you'd WISH you could be able to be >24, alone, and having JUST bought yourself a PS4.
y-you know, just like if >we bought balotelli and >we had to offload him this season via a loan.
>>64431653
>>64431710
>>64432283
>replying to shitposting tripfags
>replying to chronic liars
>replying to people who don't know shit bout football
This faggot thinks that spending £60m on a player auto means he's amazing, GOAT. Yet 'free' players are shit, you know, like Campbell.
>>64432799
She deserves a hate fuck, preferably up the arse.
The bergkamp daughters are hot as fuck goddamn https://www.instagram.com/p/_r8WkSCsVQ/
>>64432919
wenger please win this bloke a title already
nah I know I'm lucky to have no responsibilities, was dangerously close at one point but was a massive pussy and here I am now
>>64432995
i think it's mr. "too cool for school" in the sunglasses there cuz if you notice his collar-line he seems to be wearing the same edition of spurs jersey as the FKW chick there...
semantically speaking, since a chick can't wank is she a FKW in the sense that she's a full kit whore? or do we go FKS for full kit slag? or how about PTW/PTS for pandering tryhard whore/slag? it's prolly just like a chick in a starwars shirt: wanting to be recognized for LOL SUCH A NERD xDDDDD by rocking some apparel that's meant to give her tremendous niche value to a certain fandom of boys?
>>64433044
>tfw your kid decided to become a wigger but the #1 thing he lifted from black culture is a raheem sterling hairstyle
seriously, it might be about time to get on that airplane, dennis.
>>64433112
>semantically speaking, since a chick can't wank
you what, you autistic faggot?
>>64433112
get out
>>64432944
I hope you have a good birthday too anon! I still think you are misinterpreting my view on the whole "more money = better player" thing, but I still hope you have a good day. Also I am sorry for my shitposting past but I've been trying to be better recently!
>>64432808
Play Bloodborne. A good Victorian era Christmas game.
>>64433336
BB is the reason I bought it. played the souls series to death and finally gave in on an exclusive
3 year contract with Arsenal as my Christmas present lads.
>tfw its Christmas, im alone, and theres no football on the tely
>>64433584
Come over amigo.
>>64433584
Rev up those Arsenal documentaries on youtube senpai
>>64433590
Is it nice to spend Christmas in the uk?
>>64433620
>tfw exhausted everything
>found myself watching tony adams giving a speech at a consultation seminar at 3 in the morning the other day
>>64433650
It's pretty cool but most people only 'celebrate' it to get presents. Hardly anyone actually does it for religious reasons.
>>64433620
It gets sad by the end of the 05-06 season
>>64433741
>most people only 'celebrate' it to get presents
That's not true of anyone over 17. It's about meeting up and arguing with extended family
>>64433140
chicks can wank? i thought that you had to grip something to be able to wank, >semantically speaking.
>>64433194
thanks for ruining my christmas dude. now you've caused me to go and start liking arsenal/related instagram posts to jinx >us for saturday. you could have prevented this!
>tfw the holidays are here and the walls are caving in on you and @southampton is next and you can't even fancy a fag in the shower this time around
fortunately >we are going to score 3-4 goals anyways, r-right?
>>64433741
Yeah, its the same in here, although people still pray and everything but i think they do it so they dont feel guilty and shit
>>64433764
>Not being in it for the presents and family time
>>64433793
To wank just means to masturbate. Though the visual hand gesture of wank or wanker typically refers to the penis.
merry christmas lads.
going to have bacon and eggs then see star wars and go shopping. back in time to get comfy and watch movies/shitpost here.
>>64433910
Merry Xmas Japan
Kylo Ren kills Han Solo btw
>>64433920
>weeaboos peadofiles in a nutshell
>>64433920
I knew that before anyone had even seen the movie.
Anime is for losers btw.
>>64433970
And you are not Japanese and you are living in a Xenophobic society that secretly hates you.
Stay free m8
>>64434001
they like white people. not muslims like you though.
brb gf says fry up is ready. enjoy your no gf, weeb :^)
>>64433920
>le ebin spoil Star Wars maymay
Spoiler: Your faggy cartoons aren't real, kys
>>64434046
>gf
>>64434057
Luke shows up at the end too m8
>>64434117
I've already seen it you weeb faggot.
can't we all just get along on the most festive time of year?
>>64434152
"No"
Also stop tripfagging, this isnt reddit
>>64434178
I'm afraid i'm part of the furniture by now my friend
>>64434117
>posting frogs and anime girls
>trying to spoil movies
>in an arsenal thread
>at 3am on xmas day
where did it all go so wrong?
>>64433741
>religious reasons
>>64434720
can you fuck off with this meme please?
>>64433920
thanks la, now i dont have to watch that piece of shit movie to talk with the normies about
how long until Christmas Day 2015, sponsored by Five Guys for yanks?
Creed only premiered here two days ago, just got back from watching it
Holyshit lads
I like it much better than the new Star Wars
>>64434720
looks like Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNLs0D243ww
According my sources in Iraq, this goat is on trial with us in January
Tariq when?
>>64436014
>Tariqi Tariq
Sign him up toobh
>>64432741
let's not argue, i need sauce on this pronto
>>64435795
Hey m8 i have a question, are there any theaters in there that keep screening mizoguchi/kurosawa/ozu films?
>>64437259
Yes, there are some I think
I have only been in Tokyo, so places that I knew are National Film Center and Waseda Shochiku Theater
http://www.wasedashochiku.co.jp/en.html
>>64437296
Thanks m8y
>screening ugetsu and charulata
Based af desu
gotta admit dybala looks promising
would've been a good signing
>tfw on /sp/ at 8.30 christmas morning
>tfw lowest of the losers
>>64430006
Wenger, Giroud, ?, ?, Rosicky, Walcott, Ramsey
>>64437898
Why, it's just another fucking day just like the fucking rest
>>64437927
Chambers, Cech
Just guesses, drawings look shite
>>64437927
Wenger, Giroud, Debuchy, Koscielny, Gibbs, Ramsey
It lists the names out here.
http://tammypea.tumblr.com/
Remember when we had a drawfag from Kazakhstan? Good times.
>>64437968
He could draw better than that
morning lads, hope you had a great Christmas and lots of presents.
>>64437999
>tfw up all night and will sleep all day
Single adult life is weird
>>64438003
super comfy over here since family and friends are always coming over and we don't have to leave the house but I'm not used to eating so much every day, can barely move right now.
>>64436014
/iraq/ here. Humam Tariq is pretty good in that he brings a lot of energy, but to be honest he hasn't grown as much as I thought he would when watching him play in the youth team.
He has decent pace, a decent shot and some nice dribbling moments but he is really inconsistent. In some games he plays insanely well and produces multiple assists and goals, in others he is useless. Also his defensive abilities are sub par.
I'd rather have bought Ali Hisni Faisal, he is slightly older than Humam but is better at everything. We also have Ahmed Yasin who is imo the best player in the national team and is only 24 years old.
I've actually watched a lot of Udinese's game because of Ali Adnan. Honestly if they want some cheap and determined talents there is a decent amount in Iraq. Ali Faez, Ali Hisni, Bashar Resan, Abdul Qadir Tariq, Sherko Kareem and Dhurgham Ismail all has promise, but can't fulfill their potential in Iraq due to retarded fa and underdeveloped facilities.
Humam has promise and is still young, but I wouldn't consider him the top even in his position in Iraq.
Thanks for reading something probably no one gives a shit about and merry christmas.
and suddenly iranian ITK
Any rumours on Rugani, Neves or Carvalho?
>>64438058
Do we really need another Oxlade Chamberlain?
Also merry x mas friendo.
>>64438095
Obs, I forgot that this was the arsenal thread.
Humam really wouldn't add anything to Arsenal, the Iraqi players that could add anything are either of the left backs in Ali Adnan or Dhurgham Ismail.
>>64438136
Don't think any Iranian player is going to challenge for a starting spot at Arsenal right now
Gibbs is our backup and he's a current English international
>>64438069
>>64438166
He's talking about Iraqi players not Iranian ones.
>>64438166
You're completely right. I just named the best we got since someone named Humam Tariq who isn't even a starter at the NT.
also Iraq isn't Iran, please anon.
>>64438183
>>64438179
The way Iraq is looking, those guys will most likely be living in Iran soon anyway kek.
>>64438216
Anon please, it's Christmas. Be kind.
;_;
>>64438226
t. Allahberto Baramadan
>>64438237
really digging this meme
I hope everyone is wearing their Arsenal christmas jumper!
>>64438237
I really, really like this meme
>>64438058
>Iraq here
>Norway
it's like poetry
>>64438369
you are already suffering from the same fate Germany
>>64438508
Insh'allah
>>64433910
Are you getting KFC?
#Arsenal haven't won a Premier League game at Southampton since Dec 2003 (1-0, Pires).
>>64437973
Do you have any of it saved?
>>64437118
It's terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_m_QgHs4oY
>>64438854
That date makes it sound like there has been many games since then, but there has only been 4 away games with 3 being draws.
>>64439096
That's 12 seasons ago
How come there were only 4 away games?
>>64439158
S'hampton got relegated and only came back a couple of seasons ago.
>>64439158
Why'd you think m8.
Liverpool are really just a horrible club.
>>64439176
>you now remember walcott's skulky brace against them 2 contracts ago
christ, where does the time go
>>64429953
>People standing with their phones right in his face
Stay classy Britland Isles
>>64433620
links
https://twitter.com/jamie_murray/status/680365826520821760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
based tbqhwymf
>>64439493
Of course those fucking Murray cunts love the 2 shittest teams in the premiership
>Arsenal full-back Calum Chambers, 20, is heading back to Southampton on loan - 17 months after joining the Gunners from the Saints for £16m. (Sun)
Not with Debuchy as backup Tbh
who /Danilo/ here?
>>64439612
considering how much he cost, is chambers wenger's worst signing ever?
>>64439596
It's well known that England's brave Andy Murray loves the Arsenal. He's also a Hibernian fan.
>>64439678
Come back in about 6 years and I'll let you know.
>>64439678
Not when he becomes the next big DM
Wenger Knows
>Elneny
Literally who?
who's this swiss fag we're signing?
>>64439750
Oh hes egyptian gross. Afcon can suck a dick
>>64439736
wew
http://www.futhead.com/16/players/4211/mohamed-elneny/
>>64439722
>>64439880
what a boring person
>>64439880
>not wearing his arsenal christmas clothes
>lelneny done
is he any good?
>>64439901
For you.
>>64439994
He looks like he needs a carer in that picture
>>64439722
Why is an Irish man bandwagoning a London club? At least I can say it is because Osbina is on the bench, although I have been a supporter since 2003 2bh
>>64440458
Arsenal has the most aesthetic players and style of play
>>64439969
no one really knows but Swiss bro said he is at least decent when it comes to passing and positioning, plus he apparently is running a lot.
>>64439612
Not a bad move desu. He isn't really doing anything here other than being a backup for the backups because the DM experiment never survived for more than 10-15mins at a time.
You figure he has to play to get better and he'll have a better chance of playing @ Southampton (tho idk their RB/CB situation)
>you now remember Adrian Durham on talksport during Chambers' first month asking how can you possibly start Mertesacker over Chambers.
Good times, good times indeed. That's why my 14-15 kit is Chambers/21
Ox and Chambers need to stay just to run the snapchat
>>64440608
both need a loan and Ox needs to stay injury free.
Merry Christmas /arse/
I don't want to feel hopeful, lads
>>64439678
Welbeck
>>64440810
>(you)
"like i've said the past 5 years, arsenal can win the league this season"
this is our year
>>64432741
In the butt wearing shades and a Pires kit on.
M8s I forgot the Christmas Turkey.
>>64440688
I hate watching him push Ramsey out the middle, but i love cazorshit for everything else, why couldn't he be strong enough to be our little veratti
time for a few classic feels lads
https://vimeo.com/69360936
>>64441085
>starting with the cl final
>>64441164
This. Didn't even watch the video that game brings back too many feels
So our Portuguese scout just confirmed that we want Danilo Pereira!
BIG BLACK DM CONFIRMED!!!!!
>>64441286
literally who
>>64441286
Elmeme and now Danilo Memeira.
Please stop with the literally whos.
>>64441286
Can u validate your claims?
>>64441297
>>64441376
>>64441359
http://theshortfuse.sbnation.com/2015/12/25/10665468/report-arsenal-interested-in-danilo-pereira
(the tweets)
>>64441378
on loan?
>>64441359
nobody cares about some shitty manlet egyptian, danilo and neves unironically cucked chelshit
>>64441393
for keeps
>>64441378
Interesting how much is he valued at?
>>64441393
Loan with option to buy would be nice 2bh
>>64441412
40m euro is his release clause but i'd imagine he'll go for 20-25m
>>64441378
>wanting a shit version of big willie carvalho
fucking wenger needs to go so we can hire goat talent evaluators like Bayern's
>>64441425
>Wenger signing a player for 20 million ++ in January
doubt.exe
>>64441446
>implying it won't be like the Gabby P signing
Wenger signs the low key GOATS not the big names that are overpriced
On the news they showed the cyclone in America
And they showed some governor giving a speech
And all I could think was
This guy's sounds fucking dumb as hell because of his accent
Then I realised that millions of people sound just like him
That made me laugh
>>64441378
>>64441286
>mfw he's preparing us for double DM deployment with ramsey in a 4-3-3 for maximum steel in the midfield
>>64441477
>40m on fake willie
>real thing costs 32m
I never heard of this hack aside from him clattering a bunch of chelshit players
to win the league this time wenger has deviced a plan to buy world clas cdm Kim Källström.
>mfw le pen gets in charge of france and launches wenger to the moon
>>64441378
I don't want some chimp looking mong in my club when we could have a good, loyal egyptian god card placed as our DM
Lads
>>64441558
At least he isn't muslim.
>>64441558
Americans everybody.
>>64441828
>>64441880
Muslims are wonderful, hardworking people, compared to this fucking bald chimp mptherfucker
Does Danilo want a banana? thats what his fucking face looks like. OOH OOH OOOH
>>64441941
>t.Ahmed Muhhamed
>>64441966
>>64441941
pls no racism and graphics taken out of context pls
making me embarrassed to be in same country as you
>>64441941
>Muslims are wonderful
>>64442004
Mesut is wonderful and hardworking
>>64441980
Cuck
>>64442033
>thinking Mesut is actually muslim
Wew. He has tattoos and drinks he probably also eats pork
>>64442046
redneck
>>64442052
not to mention Sergio Ramos
Ex-Arsenal player & now the club's Portugal scout, Luís Boa Morte, has confirmed the interest in Porto midfielder Danilo Pereira to O Jogo.
"I've watched Danilo since he was 15/16 years at Benfica. His development has been impressive, but I wasn't surprised by it."
"Danilo plays with a lot of confidence. Now he uses both feet, he shots more & make long-range passes. He's 24 & on the rise."
"Danilo plays with a lot of confidence. Now he uses both feet, he shots more & make long-range passes. He's 24 & on the rise."
"It's not just the length of Danilo's passes that has improved, but also the quality. He has grown game by game."
Boa Morte on comparisons with Patrick Vieira: "I've heard comparisons with many names.... Danilo has his own style and character."
"Danilo has quality for a different challenge, he just need to be given the opportunity. Things are already easy for him at FCP."
Danilo Pereira is quite similar to William Carvalho in terms of player style, strength & reading of the game. William a better passer, but it doesn't mean Danilo can't handle the ball. Danilo quicker than William, but they both cover a lot of ground.Compared to Rúben Neves, Danilo is better defensively, but Neves is more complete and has developed into more of a central midfielder.Danilo's €40m release clause is probably negotiable, which makes him cheaper than Neves/WC. FCP certainly reluctant to sell him in January.
#WelcomeDanilo
>>64442104
Why is his mouth so sall?
>>64442261
His dad was argentinian
>>64442104
unless Wenger throws silly money at jewporto nothing will happen, that Agyptian fella from Basel is indefinitely more likely to happen.
Daniayylmao
>>64442297
>thinking Egyptians can hack it in England
>>64442301
ayy lmao
All I want for Christmas is a consistent striker
>>64442334
never said that but then again what is more likely, some random dude from Basel who apparently is decent but not that good to fill the quota until Coq is healthy again for a cut price of 5-6 million or someone who allegedly is a bigger talent and plays for Porto who have a massive history of selling players for big money.
>>64442398
It would be so Wenger to cheap out on someone good and they bitch about it 3 years later when they're at City or Chelsea
looked up some youtube highlights on this danilo guy and i gotta say it's not impressive, especially considering how shit everyone around him seemed
>>64442596
They don't make videos for Portobabby DMs especially when he just got there this summer
http://www.elgraficochile.cl/arsenal-buscaria-fichar-a-joven-promesa-de-barcelona/prontus_elgrafico/2015-12-25/170958.html
samper in the bag
>>64439044
i watched 2:30 of this shit just to see the part with the ass. christmas ruined tbqhwyf
>>64440458
Why does anyone support or bandwagon the Arsenal? Because it's the right and just thing to do.
>>64442904
You mean you watched it all with the sound on?
>>64442924
It is right and just
>>64442947
yes. god forgive me
>>64441085
this is still the GOAT video on vimeo, no questions asked
>>64441085
I've always liked this one from around the time /arse/ started desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ-kf1d9-qI
>>64441489
This is the lineup for next season 2bh
so has everybody here trained their family to get them appropriate christmas gifts when they feel the need to do something more "personal" than cash?
they also ponied up a similar knit cap with the badge, and then some nice-looking-puma-shirt (as opposed to just going out and getting the 15-16 coquelin road kit all by itself)
i'm just glad that they managed to not get me any tacky headwear cuz holy shit a lot of arsenal knit caps are awful.
>>64443173
i wanted the arse snapback
>>64443147
Manlet football club
>>64442104
>Danilo Pereira is quite similar to William Carvalho in terms of player style, strength
>strength
>65kg
sure
>>64443147
>not a single backup defender
>>64443197
is the "snapback" the multi-size cap where they have those little plastic pegs you snap into holes to size the cap?
this one has velcro back there....normally i'm a mark for fitted caps, but this one works for what it is (embroidered badge ftw)
>>64443256
>tfw no Big Willie
Can someone explain to me why the Premier League fixtures aren't following a linear pattern? Arsenal is playing Bournemouth and Southampton twice in two months instead of the back end of the second leg.
>>64443362
because the English FA is retarded
>>64443342
>tfw no big Willie in the arse
>>64443362
Hasn't it always been like that?
>>64443391
No the fixtures are all over the place
>>64443362
I have no idea. We've just played Man City and we next play them in May for the 37th game.
>>64443327
this one
>>64443405
That would be the correct way to do it, but playing Southampton and Bournemouth now and then again in February is weird.
what does /arse/ think of my flag?
>steam ded
>Soton tomorrow
>no rotation
>another game against lower table side on Monday
god damn
>>64443642
Grandpa!
>>64443642
it's missing something
>>64443391
Nice double entendre Canada
>Giroud spending Christmas with a fan
How can one man be so based?
>>64443849
who's that sexy power bottom on the right?
Lads.
>>64444201
me on the left
Merry Christmas Arse
and to our British friends, seasons greetings.
i always rated it tho
Boxing day in the bag lads.
>>64445194
Cohesion is needed if you are to be successful and especially if you want to win the league.
>“Today’s society always wants something new,” he said. “We have news every half an hour, or every minute. You need to announce something new.
>“But let's not forget that football is as well about cohesion, about stability and that goes a little bit against the demand of what people want. But I still think success is linked with talent and cohesion.
>“Cohesion is an under-rated factor now in our society because there is always a demand for something new. It's more difficult because people are better informed today. They know more straight away.
>"When a team loses a game, everybody has an opinion and the environment is more destabilising than it was ever before, so maybe inside the clubs this kind of cohesion becomes more important, and resistance to that destabilising factor becomes more important.
>“If you look at our record we are more consistent with our results. I looked yesterday and someone made the table in 2015 and we are quite ahead of everyone else in 2015. The consistency has been quite good."
Millennials btfo
>>64446096
>I looked yesterday and someone made the table in 2015 and we are quite ahead of everyone else in 2015.
How many times has this actually happened though. Still feel that this year is our year tho la'
Lads
Just heard about a couple of cheeky #signings lads.
>tfw Ôzil doesn't have a chant
Y is this allowed
>>64446681
Would be haram tbhonest.
Just stopping by on this Christmas night to remind you degenerates that Chelsea will always be more relevant than you
We can use Bould as a DM. He's still got it.
>>64446753
>>64446695
>>64446681
I always hear YOU SOLD BAYOL, WE SIGNED MESUT OZIL
MESUT OZIL, MESUT OZIL
every game senpai's
>>64446784
Did you get weeb shit for Christmas?
>>64446797
I didn't get anything for Christmas anon, had a lovely day though
>>64446784
>i always hear
dont lie you autist you don't go to games
>>64446988
Pinilla when?
It seems that >we actually signed someone
Source from a very realible swiss site
http://www.aargauerzeitung.ch/dossiers/fussball-fcbasel/erfuellt-sich-elneny-seinen-traum-und-wechselt-in-die-premier-league-129940582
>>64447019
>pinilla
>scoring ever again
he's a cute lad tho
>>64447063
So is his wife tbhonest
>>64447225
oh fuck off jewcunt, put your trip back on so i can ignore u
>>64447057
good, signing meme portugal babbies like carvalho and Danilo would be a waste of our hard earned money
>>64447631
The funny thing is that he plays exactly like coq. Its fucking weird;
>Leave the premier league to me
>>64443362
I think it's better this way became there is less chance of getting a horrible draw. Imagine drawing the top 6 all in a row and then having to do it again in the second half of the season.
>
If it's good enough for Mesut Ozil, it's good enough for us. You can only beat what's in front of you and Ozil and co look to be building their best title challenge in years, alongside some strong festive knitwear.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35112681
>>64443642
Get out. You're going to activate Wenger's PTSD.
>>64446784
'ow does it feel to be tot'num
'ow does it feel to be small
you sold bayol, we signed mesut erzall
mesut erzall, mesut erzall
>>64443279
well hey aren't >we loaning chambers off to southampton because >we're so loaded @ CB/DB? >WE DONT NEED NO STINKING DEFENSIVE COVER!!!!
not to mention loaning chambers = "sorry debuchy, you gotta stay until the summer" and then >we can go sign serge aurier as insurance in case bellendo's #BarcaDNA comes back to bite >us in the ass.
>>64443417
yeah that one is the best 2bh, i'm just happy that the one i got (au gratis) wasn't corny or tacky or too loud.... but yeah, that hat even makes scumbag criminal thugs look good like they're worth ~40mil, eh?
also who /reasonfortheseason/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033FInn1wH8
>>64447832
That snowman looks depressed af desu
>>64446096
>2 in the pink 1 in the stink
>MUH COHESION
aaron ramsey really brings the boys together, does he not?
i reckon on the open market that manuever is worth no less than $1000 so i hope calum realizes just how lucky he is to get a free /arse/load of welsh jesus
>http://spielverlagerung.com/2015/12/23/arsenal-manchester-city-21/
>arsenal actually being tactically disciplined
this is undoubtedly unironically the year
>>64446096
1) i think Wenger is GOAT manager
2) Wenger is overrated intellectual
>>64447832
Why is he partaking in Christmas celebrations? This is fucking haram
>>64448583
Contractually obliged.
>>64448607
This is why we need Sharia
>>64448583
#Cohesion is the official religion of AFC
>>64448583
there's nothing wrong with wearing clothing Habib
>>64447832
Best
>West Ham
qt enough to get away with-tier
>Norwich
>Chelsea
>Palace
Only for girls-tier
>Bournemouth
>Newcastle
>Southampton
>United
Manchild-tier
>Leicester
>Liverpool
>Watford
>Sunderland
>Villa
>Arsenal
JUST-tier
>Stoke
>West Brom
>Swansea
>Everton
>Spurs
>Man City
>>64448143
That snowman looks like a right cheeky cunt if you ask me.
Petr Cech will keep you safe.
Petr Cech will keep you safe
>>64449143
Hopefully he breaks the record today.
>>64449176
I hope so too my friend. Idk why but i think Jeff will get sub appearances soon
>>64449143
>BCs are 1v1s
>SiPs are shots from in front and less than 11m out
>Petr Cech isn't recognised as the keeper of the season so far
>only the Arsenal game is at 3:45 AM
Fucking hell.
>>64449698
you are mistaken my ching chong compadre
What does /arse/ think about xG?
Hello,
please notify me when the signings occur.
Thank you.
hello and good afternoon
where are the singings???
Guys what would you feel if Leicester actually go on to GOAT it up and win the season with us close behind?
Because I can see that happening. Leicester's forwards are seriously good. It doesn't matter if they are truly world class or if they are good players just enjoying a great run of form, they have been good and have been consistently scoring.
It might very well end up a two horse race and knowing Arsenal, finishing second is a very possible outcome.
>>64450021
They have been creating chances at an absolute world class rate, have gotten the most penalties of any team this season, and have been fairly open at the back. Those things will catch up to them. Mid to bottom table sides will sit deep against them and take counter attacking completely out of Leicester's game.
I hope they beat Liverpool and City just because it's better for us right now. Leicester won't win the title.
>>64450073
converting chances* at a world class rate.
They create well too, but that conversion rate will flatten out over the season.
>>64450021
>>64450073
If they win I seriously won't be able to handle the banter
>>64450021
this season has made me painfully aware of just how hungry for the memes this board really is, even more so than last season with southampton
Anyone know if de Bruyne will start tomorrow for City?
Lads I got around to beating MGSV and holy shit what a disappointment it was.
Also
Signings when
>>64450021
im 90% sure that if arsenal win the league this season arsene will retire so for that reason alone i want the lester meme to end
not even WOB, just want a potential neat ending for his career instead of more arguments
I feel that wonga would only retire after he's won the Champions league that's the only trophy he doesn't have yet
>>64450328
Who cares about some shitty arguments?
Besides, if we win the league then so many WOBs will backtrack everything they've said.
>>64433741
>tfw this xmass dinner my mother and sster rubbed my leg with there feet.........
is it going to be another everyone around Arsenal fucks up and Arsenal can't make use of episode tonight ?
>>64450343
>wenga will never win a CL in your lifetime
>>64450386
how's school mein freund
>>64450021
leicester will get found out, they looked second rate when we played them
they probably pick up one point from their next two at best and finish 8th or something
>>64450386
of course mate, why do you think we're playing last?
>>64450490
so >we can go top today after lester fuck up
please
>>64450294
Spent around 100 hours on that game before I finished it, was nowhere near as good as 4... Also, cheeky 2-0 to the arse tonight, theo and Giroud to score again, Ozil and ramdog assists...
>>64450536
3 was the best of the series imo
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/6822932/Arsenal-target-Sevilla-star-Grzegorz-Krychowiak-in-January-transfer-window.html
>Porto,Sevilla,Basel dude
which one is it Wong ?
>>64450565
3 was good, but imo I'd probably go 4>2>3>1>5
Saying that, haven't played them all for ages bar 5...
>>64450652
3 is the best, but only the subsistence version.
>>64450073
City yes, but I don't see why Liverpool is a threat.
>>64448417
>szczesny in goal
what in the fuck.
>>64450640
All of them. We panic buy nao
>>64443147
>Gabriel over Mertesacker
Switch those 2 and you have a GOAT pacewhore long ball counter/park the bus team.
>>64450640
none of them
>>64450759
Well, better for me. Chelsea aren't making top 4 so Spurs and Liverpool are eyeing a spot in the top 4. It would be great if Leicester or Palace took it from them.
>>64450640
Funny thing. I've lived in Seville for a couple of months and saw Sevilla play against Real Madrid. This team is one of the few that can actually hold their own against teams like Barca and the two Madrids. If I was Krychowiak, I wouldn't leave Seville. It's a really nice city. Great atmosphere and weather. London is too cold tbf
>>64450838
That's true, even though I like watching Klopp and my local hero Mignolet in Europe. Can't really see Palace happening though unless Spurs and Liverpool choke hard.
Vardy when?
>i have to wait until tonight to watch Arsenal play
why do they do this shit every week??
>>64450881
>Mignolet
>anyones hero
haahahahah
>John Cross @johncrossmirror
>Exclusive: Arsenal agree fee with Basel for Egyptian midfielder Mohamed Elneny ahead of January move
he good?
>>64451576
no idea but people say he's decent and has great work rate and stamina
>>64451576
He was good at long shots on Pes 2013
>>64451576
he has the face of a rapist
>>64451734
Well.....he is a muslim.
>>64451734
don't forget how good >our last rapist was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_ulZiob5I0
>Exclusive: Arsenal agree fee with medical staff for Returning from Injury
>>64451894
he must get so much ass
Lads, check this one out.
>elmemey
Get it while its hot.
>Stoke fans holding up a mock P45 for LvG.
top bantz
kinda wish utd don't fuck up today, really don't want them to get mou
>>64450386
No, but it will be another Austriafag acts like a retard before game episode so I'm tuning out until the game starts.
Go back to your cute animal-posting form
>>64452090
I sort of agree. Kind of happy that's the most of my Arsenal-related worries now.
But imagine if Mourinho takes over at United and he still loses at home to Wenger.
>De-pie
>>64452269
but Arsenal just overcame their United curse, Mou and Poonited together could be too much black magic for Wenger to handle.
>>64452469
Or......they cancel eachother out. I'm starting to assume that this is our season, so for good banter, things will go our way. Beating a Mourinho-led United at Old Trafford fits right into that scenario.
that fucking blooter
Honestly scared to play Stoke
ok lads, who could we possible rescue from Manure? Smalling ?
>>64452582
Nah, we'll win 3-0 there, watch this space.
I want to laugh at United but we'll get raped just as bad im sure
>>64452626
Schneiderlin
He wants CL football
>>64452582
They aren't in the CL
>>64452626
mata is the only one I would want.
Very much enjoying this United crash-and-burn lads
>>64452957
>Mata
>>64452582
Stoke play football now, there's nothing to be afraid of anymore. Based Mark Hughes
Stoke is killing it. LVG sacked m8s
>select all giftboxes
>>64452626
Schniderlin if he's willing to be backup for le coq
That's about it
Maybe martial
>wanting schneiderlin
>wanting mata
>wanting SMALLING
Kys
The only Arsenal player that would get into United's first 11 is Sanchez and based on current form, MAYBE, Ozil.
You deluded fucks need to realize that the problem is LvG and not the players.
Individually United shit all over Arsenal and their new manager will make that gulf in class evident. Deep down you know this to be true.
United have 4 CMs better than anyone Arsenal have.
Read through the thread, apparently we are signing a...Muslim ugh
>>64453453
Ozil is a muslim
>>64453565
shut up
Likeness to win today, m8s?
>>64453625
40% desu
xmas yesterday
players not feeling it
going to a ground we haven't done well at for quite some time
odds are we are going to lose a tight game
Friendly reminder that Cara is a Chelsea fan
>>64453625
a hard 2-1 or 3-2 win with them pressing at the end
you now remember 4-1-4-1
>>64453701
In the final third arsenal still play that way
>game starts at 7:45
>but pre drinks starts at 7
You now remember 4-4-2 with Sanogo and Lord Bendtner leading the line.
You are now manually breathing.
Why does he like Welbeck?
> Don't sign Sterling & De bruyne
> Beat City 2-1 anyway
> Don't sign Schneiderlin, Depay and Schweinsteiger
> Beat United 3-0 anyway
> Don't sign Vidal
> Beat Bayern in a must win game 2-0 and end up qualifying for Ro16
When will you WOB dudes realize Wenger Knows?
>mfw City win and Arsenal lose
Who /scared/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3xUloTrYA0
>>64455048
Fear hasn't hit yet, just enjoying Man U at the moment, probably won't get scared until team sheets come out.
>>64455028
should worry about Liverpoo first, Paddy.
>>64455048
here, day could shape up to be massive for the club but Arsenal are still Arsenal ..
Big Sam pls
City mad
>city already 3 nil up
Kinda scared desu
BBC Sport @BBCSport
GOAL!
It's that man Harry Kane, as he puts Tottenham 1-0 up from the penalty spot.
>>64455671
>>64455699
>City bullying the small teams
>Tottenshit penalty
losing already not an option
I'd be very pleased with this buy. I've been a Gooner for as long as I can think back but I live in Basel so I follow almost every Basel game as well.
Elneny is very liked here in Basel. Not only for his footballing skills but also for his attitude. He plays for the others but always steps up when he's needed. He has an increadible workrate and always gives 100%. He also comes across as quite intelligent in interviews and seems to have stayed humble (my friends and I have seen him use public transportation to get to training like 3-4 times already - Basel is small lol)
He has been Basels most important player this season. Basels game is much more controlled when he plays. This is probably one of qualaties Wenger will like most.
My fear is that he will have a difficult time adapting to the fast play and pressing in the premier league. Basel is the best team in the swiss league so they are used to other teams sitting back and letting basel control the game. This is where Elneny thrives. He will have to change his game a bit and this is why I would have preferred him to join in the summer and have more time to adapt rather than being thrown in at the deep end.
He is 23, talented, a very humble and intelligent player, and cheap. This seems a very Wenger like transfer and I'm sure that if he comes, ha can have a bright future at Arsenal
>Watford in charge of defending
>>64455801
what position does he play la
>>64450536
>taking more than 40 hours
lol
Wait what?
Did our game get moved forward? I could have sworn it was another monday game
Fuck off Tottenshit.
DEENEY
He's weird looking though desu
>>64456010
There's a game on Monday too la
>>64456010
There still is one on monday
All teams play on boxing day
Lelverplop pls score
adam la whatever his fucking shit 25 mil? you have a laugh m8
>>64456209
I want that to happen but the potatonigger and the other ones would be unbearable even though Livershit are midtable and Arsenal battered Lester 5-2
>>64455907
DM/DLP
>tfw leicester loses but we do too
remember when mannone was good?
>Best CB in the league
>German John Terry
>future title winning captain
Why do people keep forcing this Gabby P next season meme?
>>64455956
Nigga please, if you were to play it a second time round then sure, you could knock it over pretty quick... But first time around doing all the side missions as well as all the extreme missions, it took me 100 hours...
>>64456666
quads!
milhouse confirmed meme
Chambers and Flamini in midfield lads
>>64456666
checked
>>64456666
congratulations on your digits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXh7q7l-qw0
what a good lad desu
>>64456666
checked
Based Watford
>Arteta is still alive
;_;
>>64456463
not a sexy signing to be honest
The gift that keeps on giving
BENTEKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bentekayy
tekkerz
top of the league imminent
>>64455801
>here in basel
why the British flag lad?
>chelsea
:
>scoring first agains da foxes
>Vardy off
Are Leicester losing today?
>it's an Arsenal have the chance to go top episode
>vardy and kompany ded
lads
>Watford
>Chelshit
KEK
HAHA SLIPPY OSCAR
alright lads
>>64457772
alright
Is Kramaric on? I really like him.
>>64442278
nice one m8
Without Vardy and Mahrez Lester are done
This is for sure our year.
mido
he's got a bomb you know
lester are kinda shit 2bh
We lose tonight lads.
>>64458001
this.
>>64458001
nah, comfy 2-0 win with an encouraging defensive performance.
>>64458104
this but with a cheeky long-term Bellerin injury
>Benteke missing when keeper was out of his goal
>benshitki
>United, Chelshit, and Memester drop points
Good Boxing day so far
wtf was that by Benteke?
>inb4 potatonigger shitposting
>>64458328
We are next
>>64458328
Every matchday is like this desu, everyone is shit this season.
2bh
Shaping up to be an either horrible or glorious Boxing Day, pls don't fuck up now that the pressure is on you, Arsenal.
>No Big Willie
>No Fake Willie
>sign egyptian god card anyway
Wenger In
1 Leicester City 18 38
2 Arsenal 17 36
3 Manchester City 18 35
4 Tottenham Hotspur 18 32
5 Crystal Palace 18 30
Who /nervous/ here
https://streamable.com/2sj9
>slippy O.
>>64458449
your flag ruins the joke lad
The reason City will win the league is that they don't let bad results from previous weeks affect them. When Arsenal get BTFO by Barcelona, there will be a knock on effect in their next league games and they will choke it all away.
>>64458493
literally done a cazorla
>>64458531
>there will be a knock on effect
>spurs barely survived after got subbed at half time
>United getting the shit blown the fuck out after the midweek debacle
>>64458493
>you now remember cazorla's miss
>you now remember ramsey's disallowed goal
really should be going top tonight, please don't choke
>>64458570
Spurs outplayed you. United are utter shit.
>>64458583
>"MUH RAMSEY DISALLOWED GOAL!"
Coutinho literally hit the post twice. There is no fucking way you deserved 3 points in that game. Also reminder that we had a shit manager at the time.
>>64458531
We should play a 2nd team against Barca.
I have a bad feeling about this one lads. No way I am staying up for the game. At least we'll still be second whatever happens.
>>64458682
We're winning this 3-0, don't worry friend.
>>64458629
I agree with this desu. I think people have forgotten how completely BTFO we were by Spurs.
Arsenal don't beat Saints at home (or away from Arselel's point of view).
So, 1-0 or 2-1 to Saints, with a major injury for Arsenal the late Christmas present. To Ozil, please.
The I can come in and look at all you shitposting tripfags and gimmickfags and enjoy the rage :)
elneny when
>>64458570
united will have mou by then and poch has never lost to arsenal in the league with spurs
>>64458629
Someone's salty
>>64458735
But Ozil's getting another 2 assists in a couple of hours. How does that make you feel?
>>64458735
>ManUre fans
You should worry about your own problems, m8
>>64458682
Don't worry Shinsuke, we got this
>>64458570
C'mon Spurs pummeled Arsenal in that game.
>>64458735
Arse to go in 2-0 at HT
Concede goal in first five of the 2nd
Grab a third on the counter in the 85th
Concede another in the 91st
Spend the rest of the game defending long balls
Ramsey and Walcott for the goals
>>64458863
what are you doing?
>>64458782
Actually, City fan, but close enough.
>>64458793
shut the fuck up gimmickfag
>>64458863
>1 year early
come on la
>>64458793
>shitposter uses literally "we're druggies so wacky" comic as a reaction image
I never thought somebody could be so pathetic, but you are.
>>64458487
He looks a bit like Coquelin
>You now remember we lose tonight
>still 1 bong and 15 bings for the match
>players playing with the pressure of top of the league after leciester downfall
its over
>>64456493
>>64456493
>>64456666
HAPPENING AHAHAHAHAHA ARSELEL