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Old: >>64352269


December 29 - Rizing Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizing Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 16 - Invicta FC 15: Cyborg vs Soccermom
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillasnek v Cruz
January 29 - Bellator 148: Koscheck v Secor
January 30 - UFC on Fox 18: Rumble v Bader
February 6 - UFC 196: Werdum v Sea Level Cain

>News
https://twitter.com/thenotoriousmma
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Thanks Aaron
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>>64367019
>Rizing Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
>Rizing Fighting Federation 2

People know the organization is called Rizin, right?
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>>64367062
no problem Chad
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Reminder only RDA and Khabib are hard fights for Conor

He would rekt all of 155
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>>64367042
Giblert and Alvarez could take down Conor no problem. People are acting like he is an untouchable God because he knocked out Aldo. He still has holes in his game. Also, bendo has always said he'll take fights at lightweight or welterweight.
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i wanna cuddle with rose's molested pussy and tell her everything is going to be alright. i will always protect her pussy so that she will never get molested again. And then she's gonna be real thankful and will ask me to marry her.
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STOCKTON 209 WUT WUT
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>>64367163
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>>64367163
Sea level Cain is such a fucking monster.
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>>64367019

How do you think Connor will fare against Nate?
The banter should be fun at least
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>>64367163
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>>64367147

>Giblert and Alvarez could take down Conor no problem

You should watch the Chad fight again, Conor stuffed quite a few takedowns. He has decent TDD

>bendo has always said he'll take fights at lightweight or welterweight.

Bendo put on a lot of size for his last fight, he isn;t making 155 anytime soon
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>>64367215
conor is too small
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Who /Gojira/ here?
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>>64367224
Bendo has repeatedly said he can make 155 whenever he wants, but I'll just believe you instead....

Also,
>Conor has decent tdd
Stuffing a gassed Chad doesn't impress me. I'm not saying conor would lose to Giblert and Alvarez, but they are far from easy wins for Conor.
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>>64367187
Rose is mine, faggot. Pat Barry said I could have her 'cause she abuses him.
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>>64367271

>Bendo has repeatedly said he can make 155 whenever he wants, but I'll just believe you instead....

Bendo pre his last fight yes, but you have to agree he was HUGE his last fight compared to before, he has added a lot of size

>Stuffing a gassed Chad doesn't impress me

He stuffed takedowns in round 1
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>>64367129
lol
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>>64367150
very unflattering desu
she looks like a monkey here
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>>64367308
No, he has said it after. The whole hype of him going to bellator would be to fight will brooks at lightweight. He would not have trouble making 155.

Also, Conor defend 1/4 takedowns the first round. It's ok to accept Conor isn't a perfect fighter. He has no wrestling base, it would be shocking if he had good tdd
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WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>64367252
>le Conor is a manlet meme

Conor is the same size as RDA, if not a little longer, and he brutalized Diaz, on the feet as well as on the ground.
Nate couldn't handle his mewvement and kicks. It would be an easy fight for Conor.
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>>64367373

>1/4 takedowns

Thats actually good against a fresh Chad
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WHERE YOU AT CONOR? WHERE YOU AT MOTHERFUCKER
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>>64367421
Lol, no it isn't
>25% tdd is good now
I guess I should just stop trying to talk to McGregor fans.
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>>64367271
Gassed because he was taking Conor's kicks to the body

He did better on his back than Chad did anything in the fight.
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>>64367469

>No wrestling base
>against the best wrestler in the division
>Not good

m8
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>>64367504
You don't get credit for not trying hard, but not being good enough. Getting taken down 3/4 times is shit tdd anyway you slice it.
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>>64367163
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I prefer Diazposting to Mcposting desu
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>>64367538
>not trying hard
*trying hard

Also, what makes you think Conor would have more success stuffing Alvarez or Pettis who are a lot bigger than Chad an excellent wrestlers themselves?
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>>64367543
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Post Nate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF-E0Z7tSp4
2:45
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>>64367583
>Pettis
*Giblert

I just need to stop typing
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>>64367583

>pettis
>wreslter

ok m8
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you now imagine sage northroid against mc gregor or diaz

mcg: "get your little school boy ass over here and bend over, bitch!"

sage:"haha that's very funny, sir. i hope we nice fight together, i really like your humor and i think we could be friends."

--

diaz: "yo when team ninja be comin fo yo ass you gon be runnin to ya daddy like the bitch you are motherfucker"

sage: "yes, sir, after the fight i'm going to go home and have dinner with my dad, mum and sister and afterwards we will rewatch UFC FightPass. It's a really awesome program!"
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>>64367593
>that cheap late shot

someone was mad that night
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>>64367669
trying way too hard buddy
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>>64367726
thats what ur mum told me last night
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>>64367669
cringed
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Since Holly was nearly crowned queen of albuquerque, there was an entire parade for her with shitloads of people, should the UFC make a card there whenever she headlines? Can Albuquerque fill a venue?
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>>64367851
lmao eviscerated
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Diaz vs. McGregor is a way more hype fight than Conor vs. RDA or Conor vs. Edgar to be quite honest with you familia
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>>64365325
>>64365325

JESUS H CHRIST
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>>64367970

Conor will fight Diaz next to give his body a rest from making 145

Then he'll heem Edgar and round out 2016 by winning the 155 belt
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>>64367970
>buying wolf tickets
FRONKIE OR BUST
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>>64367669
dont know shit about mma but I cant see how a yesman can be ufc next hot project

I mean who likes a yesman athlete,let alone a fighter who has absolutely 0 personality.Sports need their entertaing idols some times
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I know it would never happen, but imagine if Nate Diaz mentally broke Conor in the ring and knocks him out like he did Maynard

Would be the greatest moment in sports history
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Sage Northcutt
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>>64368131
Good post. Bless you.
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>>64368168
Super Sage
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>>64368017
That sounds great to me. I'd love it if the UFC did that.
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if you could fuck any female UFC fighter who would it be?
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Seriously if you think Conor is able to beat RDA than why don't you want to see that fight next?

Both had quick fights and will need a much smaller recovery time than Nate will and you can make the Nate fight down the line if McGregor wins.

If we're being real we all know Nate is an easy payday for McGregor, we have seen so many times how the Diaz bros fall to pieces when they fight people with any kind of cage control and a diversified striking game, Conor would steam roll him within 2 rounds.
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>>64368250
not UFC, but gabi garcia. just to say that I did
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Nate won fucking TUF 5. FIVE! That was 8 years ago. Look at the other dudes from that class:

Manny G - Now a 135er who's only win in 2015 was a decision over Scott Jorgensen
Matt Wiman - Hasn't fought in over a year, was supposed to fight on a fight night brazil card in Feb but hurt his back
Gray Maynard - On a four fight skid. His last win was a decision over Guida in 2012.
Joe Lauzon - Probably the only other dude besides Nate still worth a fuck. He's a capable gatekeeper for the top ten. I think he still has some chin left.
Cole Miller - Perenial lanklet hasn't won in almost 2 years.
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>>64368307
What a lad
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>>64368299
>the why don't you want to see that fight next

Has anyone said otherwise?
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>>64368299
I just want an entertaining fight, and Diaz - McGregor would be the most entertaining.
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>>64367970
Diaz would make a nice stepping stone for him to get used to his new division to be honest.
also
> the possible bantz and memes
hold me
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>>64368373
All the people saying they want to see the Nate fight next.
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Nates stand up actually looked clean as fuck last night

But basic boxing isn't enough to bother Conor
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>>64367378
check out that bunda
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Come at me /heem/.
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>>64368373
>>64368460
FRONKIE OR BUST
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>>64368500
He would've looked 10/10 if he didn't get cocky and lazy and let Johnson land some big hits on him

Towards the end Nate got stunned because he was getting too comfy. Luckily for him MJ was completely shook and tired out
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>>64368500
>he forgets Diaz jiu jitsu
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>>64367943
>abq

Please, I live near.
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>>64368607
>he forgets Diaz complete lack of wrestling
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqUIdJhjZZk

Fucking based.
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>>64368500
Conor does tend overextend when he strikes and that is what the Diaz brother capitalize on best. Also, Nate has the reach advantage so Conor would exaggerate his overextension even more. Also, what really beats Nate is a combination of leg kicks and offensive wrestling, only one of which Conor possesses.
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>>64368655
Fuck that
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>>64368655
>Mcgregors wrestling
Did you not see him get humiliated by mendes, top fucking kek
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>>64368655
>McGregor will wrestle with Diaz

in what universe does this fight go to the ground?
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>>64368720

>he hasn't watched Conor vs Max
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keICcOxl93k
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>>64368720
>>64368751
this is my exact point you goofs, Diaz having no wrestling = Diaz having no takedowns = Diaz BJJ doesn't matter if he fights Conor
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>>64368754
>max poses the same threat as diaz on the ground
>max is the same size as diaz
britcuck please, you're trying to tell me mcgregor will be able to beat diaz on the ground?
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Welcome to /heem/
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WELCOME TO THE SHOW
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>>64368827
Thanks for the invite bother, really been enjoying this place.
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>these faggots
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>>64368805

>max is the same size as diaz

Max is only 1 inch shorter than Nate
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>Everyone talking about mcfaggot

As soon as this badboy khabib recovers from his injury he will heem mcgregor and rape RDA just as he did last time
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McGregor just hit 1 million followers on Twitter. Damn.
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I think Conor vs Nate isn't even a contest. Nate was getting tagged by that nigs looping punches, Conor is way more technical than that.

Don't forget Nate got heemed not so long ago by Josh Thomson. Diaz bros. asking for fights out of their league once again.
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>>64368859
and nate has 7 more inches of reach and is heavier
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>>64368846
THE TIME IS NOW
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>>64368885

>and nate has 7 more inches of reach and is heavier

Straw man much
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>an entire week of inane shitposting is upon /heem/
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>>64368861
As soon as he recovers from injury Sage will have already been a 4 division champion
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>>64368919
how is that a straw man, Nate is literally bigger than Holloway
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>>64368940

Keep telling yourself that
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why are we suddenly pretending Nate Diaz is good?
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>>64368928
Let's get on it and do our best. Personally, my three shitposting topics will be
>Sage
>Sage
>Sage

How about you?
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>>64368966
cause he's the real american ninja not that fake irish shit
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>>64368966
because he's a real ass nigga
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>>64368858
Point at these goofs and laugh
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>implying conor doesn't have the best walkout in the UFC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-ynCKd8yd8
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>it's a joe rogan being a cuck episode
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>>64368966
He's motivated. He just defeated the #5 in a fight literally no one thought he would win. And his taunting, face-first style is entertaining as fuck.
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>>64368966
USA USA USA
He's our Brave American Hero Nate Diaz ready to rid the UFC of England's own Conor McGregor
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>>64368966
Because he just beat the nr 5/6 guy in the toughest division
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>>64368966
Because we're afraid of Conor fighting RDA
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>>64369040
Good, glad to see he isn't taking it too hard. Dana should stop giving him title fights and just let him have fun matchups. He can't handle the pressure and he doesn't want to a champ anyway. Grandma will understand.
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>>64369006

That segue into B.I.G is pretty godlike
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>>64369095
RD-who? Get that Diaz fight ASAP! That's the real money fight! STOCKTON
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>>64369072
England's own Conor Gregor
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>>64368966
Stockton invented ninjas, faggot.
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>>64367163
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Do any of you goofs have yesterday's predictions?
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>>64369127

i love how the flute plays at the beginning and everyone knows exactly who it is

its just another thing that makes him GOAT
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>>64369122
He should be allowed to wear a shield for his midsection. Then he'd be unstoppable.
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>>64369006
BJ Penn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FXUihm9Hts
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>>64369122
He can certainly do more money taking random top 20s, but at his speed he'll end up stopping many title runs.
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>>64367163
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>>64368966
Because /heem/ is apparently filled with the type of human trash who think childhood scraps are honorable.
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>>64367163
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>tfw you realize the diaz brothers have similar anxiety issues towards yourself
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>>64369293
>Because /heem/ is apparently filled with the type of human trash who think childhood scraps are honorable.
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hitting a guy with a jab looks good, but doesn't mean shit in a real fight

johnson looked better than diaz after the fight
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>>64369293
A fights a fight first, fuck that "good for the sport" shit.
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Is every MMA event like this?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KDUggiPl-r4
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>>64367163
This because everyone's face in this pic is hilarious
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>>64369310
>tfw you realize this song isn't about them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO1UCKQ2uJk
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>>64369072
Overeem or mcgregor for best english fighter this month?
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>>64369330
>doesnt mean shit in a real fight
alright, dont leave your basement
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>>64367163
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>>64369339

>that Ken Flo
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>>64369293
shouldn't you be practicing kendo?
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>>64369330

Diaz was landing more though kid
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>>64367163
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What do you boys think of this?
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>>64369264
has robbie got an erection?
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>>64369430
it's a cup m8...
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>>64369082
And Charles Oliveira just BTFO the #9 guy of the supposedly toughest division

LW is a shitty, stuck in the mud division full of journeymen and has-beens.
Tony Ferguson is about to get a title shot off of beating a few cans (+Barboza) and some Joke Rogaine hype
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Damnit, ever since that anon in the previous thread said it, I can now hear Anik's fake enthusiastic voice in my head when I read an unknown fighter's name
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>>64369409
I'm for getting fighters closer to 100%. If they can get extra hours to rehydrate properly, then go. The 10% shit will be gamed and work differently for everyone so I'm not sold.
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>>64369444
Looks more like an erection poking out of the top of a cup.
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>>64369409
So lightweights would have to be 170 on fight night;

Welterweights:187
Middleweights:203
LHW:225

I don't see the logic in it tbph
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>>64369447
Ask yourself truthfully: Would you rather see Conor fight Charles Literally-Who-Liveira? Or would you rather see him fight Stockton's greatest, Nate "209" Diaz? Think about it.
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>>64369460

Don't forget le odds of said fighter
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>>64367163
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>>64367163
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>>64369524
Uh objection, that was a bullshit standup!
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>>64369518
Obviously I would prefer to see him KO Diaz
But I bet Oliveira would be a tougher fight
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>>64367163
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>>64369518
I'd rather see him tested than be in a fight where the result is already a forgone conclusion
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>>64369113
shields lookin like a tranny
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>>64369383

yeah he landed 135 strikes to the head of johnson and he wasn't even cut or rocked at any stage
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>>64369006
>tfw filipina qt in the background on this one dancing to conor's music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G4aQbDscqE
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>>64367163
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>>64369508

The logic is that a better hydrated fighter will have a better fight. They all weight cut and dehydrate themselves and some are worse off than others.

The thought is that if they have more time to hydrate fighters will perform better and operate closer to 100% at fight night.
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>>64369565
>>64369579
>counting out Nate so soon

You're the same people who chose Michael Jonson to win, aren't you?
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joe silva said he will make diaz mcgregor fight happen
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>>64369610
>he wasn't even cut or rocked at any stage

Go watch the fight again if you think he wasn't rocked. Why do people gotta embarrass themselves like this?
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>>64369703
that only favors the massive weightcutters even more
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>>64367019
>>64367019
>>64367019
>>64367019
>>64367019
just noticed the red panties kek
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>>64369715
>conor casuals think Diaz's can get KO'd
kek
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how do you guys think woodley vs maia would go? pretty interesting matchup 2bh
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>>64369722

i suggest you watch it again. he was never in any duress at any stage.
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>>64369719
fuck off schlomo
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>>64369715
Yes, but I also choose RDA and Benson to beat him. Both Diaz bro just flounder when they can't control the distance and throw unanswered combos
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>>64369760

No you're the one who needs to go watch it again you moron.
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>>64369741
B-but an old watered-down Jose got k-knocked out. C-Conor could whoop N-Nate... (I h-hope.)
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>>64368964

Le troll lol xD
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>>64369741

>Who is Josh Thompson
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>>64369782
no u do.
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>>64369752
Maia wouldnt be able to take down a blacksposive specimen like tryon. Maia would be KOed, that being said I wanna see that happen
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>>64369729

Even if thats that can bring in the discussion of more weight classes, forces fighters to adapt their training style to get bigger during off season, or changing your weight class completely.

I think it would be pretty interesting to see fighters flip their normal fighting weight range to see different matchups
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>>64369851
>Maia wouldnt be able to take down

A statement that literally has never proven true in any Maia fight ever.
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>>64369851
me 2. tired of maias grinding ass
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>you now remember rick story
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>>64369876
>anderson silva
still havent forgiven maia for refusing to engage and get heemed
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>>64369729
The One True Solution is pre-fight weigh-ins. Imagine this
>It's Sage Northcutt vs Cody Pfister 2 at the MSG
>Pfister runs out to his music
>He tears off his shirt and shoes, then steps onto the scale
>The music dims as the crowd watches the scale
>He makes 155, and the crowd roars with approval!
>He steps into the cage, to await his Sage
>Sage runs out and weighs in
>He makes it but looks drained as fuck because he cut an unhealthy amount of weight
>He can't rehydrate either, so he's gonna fight all drained like a prune
>Pfister ends his night early with a jab
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>>64369729
There is a pint of diminishing returns. If you're a chucklefuck who cuts 30lbs the day before, you won't get back to 100% or won't last much under pressure.

But they want to have weight classes every 10 lbs so maybe they can use the percentages deal.
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>>64368966
>Irelad is literally this mad because we're paying attention to someone other than McGoobs for 2 seconds

It must be sad having only one person in your country worth nuthugging
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Bros

Natural overeem looked amazing. Very relaxed and comfortable on his feet, but still explosive.

Natural RDA looked just as ripped as before and was just as explosive.

2 fighters I thought for sure would look terrible off the juiced looked even better last night. MMA is weird like that.
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>>64369955
pic related
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>>64370013
Both are on high tech juices that cannot be detected by USADA. RDA is on Singaporean experimental PEDs, Overeem is part of England's PEDs for Lads program.
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>>64370013
>threadly reminder overeem got raped by bums and hobos like travis browne, bigfoot silva and ben rothwell
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>>64370013
Overeem hasn't lost since moving to Jackson & wink
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>>64369926
Blame Anderson. The last two rounds are Maia going full just bleed. I remember him throwing punches on one knee and blitzing Anderson a couple of times near the end. He got fed up. Even the people in Abu Dhabi starting chanting Maia because he wanted to fight.
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>>64370126
When he got heemed by Ben he was at Jackson's
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>>64370013

He's been training meme techniques like standing still in ice cold water for 30 minutes. He looked great and composed in there, nice shot selection, nice movement.
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>>64370133
Silva clowned him though
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>>64370177
S-sorry
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>>64370133
which is why he still lost every round?
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>>64368500
We haven't seen him go up against someone who's boxing is Diaz tier. I think the reach might bother him if he stands in front of Diaz and doesn't cut angles/spam leg kicks early.
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>>64367187
She was molested? By whom?
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FUCK DAT!
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>>64369760
He was wobbled several times, the thing is Diaz always just walk them down after that point, they don't get in their face and look to finish.
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>>64370126
>>64370177

Also Overeem trained quite a bit in the Netherlands for his last fight and Jackson/Wink were not in his corner. Seems like he's starting to do his own thing again- like he was at Blackzilians.
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>>64370364

>We haven't seen him go up against someone who's boxing is Diaz tier.

Jose Aldo
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>Dadistair Bodoreem
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>>64370777
Jose Aldo's boxing is, was, and always has been shit. He had a nice jab and that straight when he faked the leg kick and could counter takedowns with knees and uppercuts but he's always winged punches wildly in exchanges. It's why Mendes and Hominick were able to frustrate him on the feet.

Diaz uses range completely differently and doesn't overextend like Aldo does.
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>>64370777
>aldo
>boxing is diaz tier

kek my shit up
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>>64370920
holy kek
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>>64368382

HA! Fake fukcing fight fan detected and exposed. McFaggot nut huggers want to fight Diaz cause he's an easy fight.

RDA on the other hand will rape that ginger midget cunt
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Daily reminder that Khabib is the best fighter at 155
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>people still doubting conor

its hilarious, you can't make this stuff up! what more does he need to do
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>>64371234
you cant trust loudmouth fighters senpai. you just keep saying they'll get hammered until they do, then you can claim you were right even though you were wrong 20 times before.
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>>64371189
Diaz will smoke the midget.

>>64371234
Defend his title the same amount of times Jose has, if not half of the times Jose has. Show that he can actually even compete at LW before trying for a title shot.
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>>64370920


He is on that Wim Hoff diet now breh.

All he needs is oxygen.
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>>64371234
>its hilarious, you can't make this stuff up!
DC, why you in Australia
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>>64371210
You post your daily reminders about as often as Khabib's fights! haha :D:D:D:
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If he fights anybody other than Nate I am going to meme a bunch about how Conor is scared or Nate.
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>>64371234
2bh conor needs to fight somebody who wont bend to the pressure of fighting conor. he really is the mike tyson of mma because most of conors opponents looked like deer in the headlights once they got in the cage. the only one who didnt let it bother him was mendes i think and he gave him the fight of his life. edgar mentally is the only one who can take him right now at featherweight
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>>64371416
this 2bh
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>>64371416
theyll give him nate when dos anjos destroys him
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>>64371442
Why would Nate fight Two Banjos?
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>>64371416
Me too.
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>>64371416
I'm gonna meme no matter what. That's my "meme oath", or "meoath" as I've taken to calling it.
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>>64371416
Same.
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>>64371484
Good on you, australia. May your shitposts always get (you)s.
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HE IS STILL MY COWBOY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsZoRi-dykI

you're not a real fight fan unless you ripped your shirt when conor won
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anyone have the ronda vs tyson shadow boxing webm?
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>>64371871
>ywn be so in anguish you try and disappear into your hat
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>>64371894
pls respond
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>>64371974
please respond
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>>64371974
nah i dont have it
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>>64369409
Just weight on the fucking day

It's what most martial arts do and MMA claims to be a combination of them all
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>>64371894
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>>64371974
i have it
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>>>64372080
That's one half of it, do you have the other half?

Thanks btw.
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>>64371974
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/sp/image/1441/58/1441583427998.webm

best version 5bh
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>>64372132
we're getting there lad. Thanks. Maybe I'm thinking of that webm and just filtered the memery
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it was a side by side comparison of the ronda clip in >>64372132 and the tyson clip there too, just side by side. Surely someone must have it
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STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER
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>>64372206
PARDON MY LANGUAGE
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>>64371894
>>64371974
>>64372112
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>>64372344
gosh, that's too harsh
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Reminder that Conor at 155 looks so much thicker, fuller, more luscious, more athletic, his ass is bigger, his legs are thicker, fuller, stronger, his shoulders are massive, his face is fuller and more handsome. At 155 he is just incredible looking, like an action hero. His frame gives him an advantage at 145, but at 155 his ass, thighs and face have so much more vitality and are just so much fuller and his muscles so much thicker and stronger that I think we'll see him hit his true athletic potential at 155 which means look out.
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>>64372497

wew lad
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>>64372497
thanks for the motivation
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>>64372497
Rogan pls
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>>64372647
>>64372497

>mfw things always turn out the opposite of what joe rogan says
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>>64372497
i'm dying here man...
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>The event was a lead-in to the premiere of The Ultimate Fighter 7 on Spike. Instead of scheduling a two-hour program usually set for UFC Fight Night cards, the event was a three-hour broadcast, a change due to a petition from Sherdog Forums and a letter-writing campaign by MMA fans to Spike
>somewhere in the future Reddit will have a UFC card moved around and changed a bit
>yfw /heem/ has Dan Quinn fight for the King of the Cage HW title after a someone sends a Strawpoll to the promoter
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>>64372344
errr that's not tyson in the bottom left corner
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>>64372988

Bottom right tater tot
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>>64372988
Of course it isn't you drunk. It's Floyd Mayweather.
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>>64372878
I think reddit has added Ben Nguyen to a card
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>>64372344
That "boxing" is legit so terrible who actually thought it was good?
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>>64373195
rogan, rousey, rouseys people
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>>64373195

Joe Rogan
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>>64367404
>Conor is the same size as RDA
*same height
FIFTY
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>>64369430
murder erection, powered by bloodshed, it's natural
>>
The morons you see overrating Nate, were the same ones saying Nick would beat 38 year old Anderson Silva. The mad man actually thought he won that fight.
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>>64373253
>>64373256
I think Rogan was rightfully impressed with her ability to knock other girls out. Alexis, Sara, Bethe... how many other girls were doing that at the time? None. None girls.
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wanna see an explosive fighter?
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>>64373338
who browned Pitbull?
>>
he's still my boy
>>
he's still my cowboy
>>
How unstoppable would a Jackson/Winklejohn Yoel Romero be?
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>>64373329
Rogan's also a hype man for the UFC who himself fell for Ronda's hype

Deep down he knows "these women can't fight, but hey it's still entertaining"

But he's not edgy enough to say that nowadays
>>
https://twitter.com/malkikawa/status/678716157709414400?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

>Romero will fight for title "@FrontRowBrian: ,@superCalo people talking about Romero fighting Rockhold.
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>>64373659

Isn't that what Jon Jones is?
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>>64373256
>>64373329
>wow lmao Ronda was throwing clean technique man
>Cerrone: come on Joe, those were wingers
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>>64373123
>Alright guys, so we're going to be announcing the fights for the card the fans built. The Reddit card. UFC Fight Night: Reddit Rush. We ain't got the card built ya fucking goofs. But we got some names that's gonna be on it. First off we got Joe Lauzon. Yours guys favorite fighter. We got James Thompson (someone yells I'm the Juggernaut bitch), we got Mighty Mouse on it.Werdum is on here. I don't know how the fuck this happened but you guys did it and we had to make it happen. At an astonishing 95% you guys got Brendan Schaub as your main event. Also at another 95% we got someone called "The Mod". Not familiar with him but we will get him as you said all we need to do is pay him in Hot Pockets. But his opponent will be CM Punk. Get on Fight Pass with 7 or 10 friends. Put in for food and Fight Pass. It's gonna be great.

>>64373338
Mild kek
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>>64367163
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>>64373681
You're touching on the it there; I think a huge reason why Rogan, Dana, Tyson were so infatuated with Ronda was because of their internalized misogyny, and their belief that women couldn't do the kind of things Ronda was doing! Now that she's "broken the dam", we're more accepting of women being actually good at combat sports. :D
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>>64373738

>I SAW HER HIT THE PADS AND HER HAND SPEED WAS REMARKABLE
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>>64373683

No one cares Yoel is fighting Stonegrab next?
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>>64373683
>>
Hey lads were the prelims good? Didn't get a chance to watch them
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>>64374044

Yes. Lots of good heems.
>>
I love it, everyone shits on The Reem relentlessly for losing to power punchers and then he goes in and embarrasses perennial faggot Junior dos Santos.
I thought Junior was going to walk right through him guys, what happened? Oh, what's that? Overeem fucking annihilated him? Wow lad.
>>
I'm compiling a list of journeymen /heem/ please help me fill it out:

Joe Duffy
Cowboy Cerrone
Nick Diaz
Nate Diaz
Mark Hunt
Bisping
Liz Carmouche
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>>64368861

Boys, I have a Khabib body type. I trane BJJ. Should I start learning to suplex people instead?
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>>64374160
Econoreem is best Reem, he threw like five or six punches before he ko'd him lel
>>
Why's Conor so cold and indifferent towards his girlfriend? Seems like he just keeps her around for the media and shit.
>>
>>64374188

How good is your wrestling?
>>
I wish I could actually get into the Octagon with some of you fuckers

Some of you just fucking piss me off with how stupid you are. I'd love to fucking stare you down as you're cowering and pissing your pants and then I march down on you and knock your fucking heads off, then I'm going straight for the kneebar and fucking ruining your legs
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>>64374201

What makes you say this lol?
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>>64373945
What was their beef over? Werdum and Rockhold I mean.
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>>64374243
Rockhold was talking shit leading up to the Cain fight
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>>64374243
Cain

Cain and Werdum are tsundere for each other and kawaii Rockhold is getting very jealous
>>
>>64374243
Cain has no personality so Rockhold and DC were filling in for him and shit
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>>64374243

>Luke Cuckold: HURR CAIN IS GONNA BEAT YOU UP
>Werdum: Who is this nobody saying words to me?
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>>64374163
lauzon, jim miller, rick story, gEPOlison tiabu, josh thompson.

nelson frank murr
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>>64374201
She's his jailer. Conor was picked because of his big head and hands but inability to actually work. Under the Kavanagh-Devlin tag team he must earn the money to buy his freedom, though he suspects it will never be enough.
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>>64374267

Murr has been a champ, so he isn't exactly a journeyman.
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>>64374195
How many different Reems are there?
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>>64374163
Nick doesn't belong on that list.
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>>64374163
Most of those guys are in their weight classes top ten
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>>64374306
Bork-Killer Reem
Mini-Reem (OG Reem)
Glass-Reem
OG TRT Reem
Smug Reem (post-Bork Killer phase, transitioning into Glass Reem)
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>>64374306
at least 5
Ubereem
Overeem
Undereem
Cleanereem
Econoreem
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>>64374334

That's all they'll ever be pham, just ranked fighters.
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>>64374306
undereem
overeem
uberreem/alisteroid testostereem
econoreem
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>>64374253
>>64374254
>>64374256
>>64374261
>tfw no sure who to believe
I'm watching interviews from earlier in the year right now. I'm leaning towards Luke stirring shit up. Whenever he tries to talk shit it's awful. And Cain is a fake Mexican. Cain doesn't live there,doesn't pay taxes,vote. He doesn't even speak Spanish well. Different country but there's one British fighter, Dalby I think. He train in Brazil,lives there,speaks Portuguese. That guy is kinda Brazilian.Cain doesn't even try.
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>>64374364
That means they're well above the status of journeyman though
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****Reminder that MARTIAL ART is bigger than the UFC and Conor McGregor is our most spiritually advanced human since Bruce Lee******
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>>64374336
>>64374357
>>64374372
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>>64374373
AKA always talk each other up, sometimes a little too much and that's what Rockhold did

It didn't help Cain was acting like some fake tough guy towards Werdum
>>
>>64371871

Dede looks like he placed a $1mil bet on McGregor to win in the first. No wonder he came up with the gameplan to try and onepunch McGregor - he sent Aldo to his death so that he could make $$.

Cheeky bastard.
>>
>>64369336
joe rogan said mma fans are among the smartest, most gentle, peace loving people on earth
>>
>>64369336
>>64374496
Imagine what the crowd would look like during a McGregor vs Diaz fight
>>
>>64374527

THIS IS THE MONEY FIGHT DAYNAH
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>>64374546
Can't tell if that's Conor or Nate desu
>>
>>64374527
>Europe's chicanos v actual chicanos

wwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeewwwwwww
>>
>>64374163

>Mark Hunt

here's your (you)
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>>64372497

>forgot his amazing jizz taste

call urself a reel fite fan?
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>>64374571

>Not knowing what a journeyman is
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>>64374206

I bet I could take you down.
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>>64374597
You can't even pass guard!
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>>64374597

I'd butcher you from the bottom yeah.
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>>64374597

You really think I'd let you do that?
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>green meme team assemble
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>>64374336
you forget k-1 reem
>>
I just realized if Conor and Frankie fight they'll both be walking out to Biggie.
>>
>>64374597

I just love how fake you are right now, like everything about you is so fake haha oh wow you really are the scum of the earth
>>
>>64374734

>conor is west coast
>edgar is east

I know how this ends.
>>
>>64374163
>Joe Duffy
>journeyman

'no'
>>
>>64373800
>Updatwhy didn't joe never went for mma
>>
>be off the roids
>be never that great in the first place
>be a walking hypejob
>get KOd by a man everyone assumed you'd destroy
JDS fans on suicide watch
>>
>>64374201
His real love is the martial arts.

She only tinks that he love her.

C ucked by the sport.
>>
Lawler is fucking BASED

aw mah gawd he did that man dirty
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>>64374817
he looked like an aged man
>>
>>64374854
Both Rory and Lawler are good, glad to see you saw the light Brazil
>>
>>64374817

USADA
S
A
D
A
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>>64374623
>>64374635
>>64374637
>>64374758

It sounds dumb but I'm in a really stressful place in my life (starting 2 businesses) and these (you)s made me laugh way harder than they were worth

I love you /heem/ ;_;
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Who else has gone through weight changes like Reem? It doesn't just mean going from LHW to HW. I mean just looking different. I can think of.

>Baby Jay (with hair)
>fat BJ Penn in Japan
>Marinovich Penn
>Dhalsim Penn

>normal guy Robbie Lawler
>I don't care Robbie
>MW Robbie
>I have a beard and look kinda homeless Robbie
>Orc Robbie
>Blood God Robbie

>Rory in general

>18 year old Vitor
>curly hair Vitor that fought Eastman
>looking his age without PED's Vitor that fought Rich Franklin
>Cheezus Powered Vitor
>deflated Vitor
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>>64374893
Good luck with your businesses bro
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>>64374924
>>
>>64374924
Not really weight changes but Andre Arlovski's had some different looks over the years
>>
>>64374980
Sorry. Didn't fix it. I mean changes in general.
>>
>>64374924

>Brazil Vitor vs Vegas Vitor
>Rumble has 7 different morphs
>Weigh-in Ronda vs Ronda at any other time
>HW Jones vs Pothead Bones
>>
>>64374163
Paddy Holohan
Chad Mendes
Uriah Hall
>>
>>64374924
there is
>kettlebell fedor
>no weight training fedor
>orthodox fedor

>russian paratrooper sergei
>polar bear sergei
>>
>>64374924

>Full camp Mendes
>Quarter camp Mendes
>Half camp Mendes
>Motivated Mendes
>Non championship fight Mendes
>Mini Mendes
>>
>>64375418
Sergei was one of the brighter stars coming out of Pride's death. I wonder why UFC didn't pick him up.
>>
>>64374924
>Shaved Rose
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>>64375489
Bros with Fedor is my guess. Opted to go back to M1 with him.

>>64375471
>Motivated Mendes
What?
>>
>>64374924

>Strikeforce Ronda
>Pudgy Ronda
>Rockstar Ronda
>>
Rose looks so much better with hair, even with cornrows she is way easier on the eyes.

Cancer patient Rose sucks, she should wear a wig
>>
>>64375703
nah the convict look works for her honestly
>>
AY! AY USA
WHA HAPPEN TO U?
>>
>>64375703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDEqaAV5ZSc
Rose with hair is best Rose. Shes at her best in this video, i swear she got uglier when she joined the UFC, looks like a pretty big dyke now
>>
Hey can anyone please posts webms of the RDA vs Cowboy 2 and the Overeem vs JDS finish? I haven't seen them :/
>>
Hourly reminder that Conor at 155 looks so much thicker, fuller, more luscious, more athletic, his ass is bigger, his legs are thicker, fuller, stronger, his shoulders are massive, his face is fuller and more handsome. At 155 he is just incredible looking, like an action hero. His frame gives him an advantage at 145, but at 155 his ass, thighs and face have so much more vitality and are just so much fuller and his muscles so much thicker and stronger that I think we'll see him hit his true athletic potential at 155 which means look out.
>>
>>64370777
Ever since mcgoober beat him aldo has been a lucky shit fighter all these years dont you know
>>
>>64375832
>generic American blonde cheerleader gets fucking mauled by troubled past shaved head girl
That fight was really satisfying
I hope the same thing happens to Sage soon
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>>64375861
>>
>>64375841

>accidentally heems pat barry back to sleep
>>
>>64375887

Agreed. Rose was wargirl.
>>
>>64374163
Ed Herman
>>
>155 Conor
>Hydrated Conor
>Satiated Conor
>Natural Weight Conor
>No Cut Mcgregor

>One Loss Ronda
>Movie-Less Ronda
>Challenger Ronda
>WinkJack Ronda
>Tristar Ronda
>Elevation Ronda
>Duane Bang Ronda
>Roadwork Ronda
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>>64375919

You can't dispute the facts.
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hey guys you remember when Chris Weidman got destroyed?

Remember when I made a grand with a cheeky tenner?
>>
>>64375980
>Kings Ronda
She can surely pay for that Maurinovich conditioning
>209 Ronda
She doesn't have the knees for the style though
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>>64375887
What's wrong with Sage Northcutt?
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>>64375926
>when your originally underage gf who is more popular and has a more successful career than you heems your weak chin back to sleep

don't bother waking him up desu senpai
>>
>>64376060
>le 19 year old autistic jesus freak no internet or ground game on bottom man
I just hate it when people are shoved down our throats because of "marketability"
>>
>>64375887
I jerked off about 4 times during the fight, I have never been so hard
>>
>>64376091
Hunto vs Uncle Bully when?
>>
>>64376055
Nice. I usually drop a buck or two on a parlay for Fight Nights and NFL. I did a 7 team parlay. Got everything right except for C.B. Fuck that cuck. Marquardt has no chin or roids anymore and you still lost to him.
>>
>>64376113
He has internet access, the tweets lame shit all the time.

His weird stare is interesting, I want to know what the Northcutt family is hiding
>>
>watching ufc 189

This is UFC Just Bleed edition
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>>64376141
next election year, whoever wins is crowned ruler of poo peeland and gets a lifetime supply of double brown
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLPchtfKFms

>When I see Rose, I feel stiffness
>>
>>64376179
Cannibals
>>
>>64376179
The Northcutt's are like one of those rich families from the Purge that pay some poor person so they can kill them
>>
>>64376153

seven picks is nuts man

the value is in two, three, maybe four
>>
>>64376060
>tfw I will never play stun gun challenge with Sage-san
Just heem me into a living death now boys
>>
Why is he so fucking nice, /sp/?
>>
>>64376121
Every time Paige failed on one of her patented headlock takedowns*, I splurted a globby.

*(possibly in large part due to there being way less friction than other girls on account of Rose's lack of hair)
>>
>>64376364

Because he's almost aged out of MMA and he's going to need connections for cash afterwards.
>>
>>64376364

Agreed with >>64376392 he's hoping if he's popular enough he'll get a kushy company job like Lidell and Hughes.
>>
>>64376209

Real fightfu material there Joe.
That she is Mike, that she is.
>>
>>64376324
Actually it was 8 looking at my history in Bovada. I only dropped $1.12. You never know. I only do two maybe three usually with ten or twelve bucks. I did Green Bay, Carolina and Bengals and did alright. Lucked out with Panthers. But the thing about gambling is you actually watch the fights. At least I do. Don't shitpost on /heem/ when I bet.
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Remember that time Rogan was whining to the ufc that they should measure leg reach as well and once they actually did he didn't really know how to use it (didn't know if it was a big reach or average etc.) and hasn't mentioned leg reach ever since?
>>
I hope Conor McGregor comes to 155 so he can get knocked the fuck out by a Brazilian.

The hue can say Jesus is my lord and saviour over his heem'd jaw
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Did he lose the will to fight?
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>>64376469

>leg reach conspiracy
>>
>>64376508
lost his traps and delts thats fo sure
>>
>>64376469

How long am i going to have to wait to see a Puerto Rican UFC fighter with a master's degree in boxing?
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>>64376508
I blame ring rust he landed one good combination that made in smile then got knocked out less than a minute later
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>>64376508
we just got outmemed my huezillian friend. Black Shrek had been training with the iceman, he was bound to lose
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>>64376537

Did you really think the man that put Brock Lesnar's career away could be stopped that easily? Even at econoreem levels he's still a big enough guy for you.
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>>64376528
It's gonna be a while man i try to google puerto rican mma events every few months to see if i can catch a few shows but i never find any events
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I love you, /heem/

Definitely p4p comfiest place for a fight fan to be posting
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>>64376563
but muh elite level boxing..
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>>64374201

because she follows him around everywhere, go watch embedded for 189 and 194. she is seriously everywhere he goes
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>>64376525
Same happened to Overeem though.

Much worse than losing the belt or strength, is to lose the mental game. He threw like 5 punches in the entire fight.

>>64376531
Nah, he definitely fought timid as hell. He's no volume puncher but he was pemashook.

I haven't watched the Miocic fight but from what I heard he looked like utter shit in it.
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>>64376589
Overeem lost his size but gained strategy. JDS has always been a "go out there, throw punches, knock them out" guy with no plan B.
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>>64374201
You know how in like old RPG games you'd bring around someone just to carry your shit? She's that.
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>>64376573

It will be a long time because you make more money boxing than fighting MMA. Its the truth and Dana knows this.

The UFC runs like a monopoly and that shit needs a players union
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>>64376589
Miocic backed him up against the cage and was doing great work until he gassed. Both looked really worse for wear after it.
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>>64376364
I don't know but people who don't like Urijah are seriously fucked in the head
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>>64376508
>high profile BR looks like shit off the roids
Surprising stuff
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>>64376605

>gained strategy

Can we all just take a second to agree here that Jackson/Winklejohn is the most strategic camp in the game right now? Every fighter coming out of there has a great game plan.
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>>64376605
But he barely threw any punches at all.

He probably can still damage some fighters despite being softer, the problem is that he looks like a man without confidence.

It''s like Rich Franklin after he was beaten by Anderson twice, he was still shook from those losses.
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>>64376661
They're fucking pros.
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has /heem/ ever grappled with a girl? what's it like?
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>female mike tyson
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>>64376679
Yeah his output completely vanished, and his output used to be his greatest asset. His chin definitely isn't what it once was, Alistair landed on him in R1 and JDS looked shook up from then on.
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>>64376661
Yes
Pity they breed the most boring fucking fighters around, but you know, can't argue with results I guess.
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>>64376696
Is this considered cp?
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>>64367260
/jake/ here

unreal banter
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>>64376696
Yes
Disappointingly easy

Physical strength really matters, technique only gets you so far
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>>64376696

They're usually shit compared to the guys unless they're a top caliber athlete but that's a unicorn I've never encountered in the wild. Also they're softer in general. Like their skin is smoother and they're a little less bony and knobby when you're grappling.
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>>64376762
>calls everyone out
>they go "ok"
>haha no you're desperate haha beggars
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>>64376661
They're a solid #2 behind the unparalleled Glendale Fighting Club.
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>>64376508
I was left wondering if it was just a case of a fighter taking too much punishment in his previous fights or the whole USADA situation. Man it was sad to see it end that way but I think he was just relieved to get out of there. I wonder if the same will happen to Cain.
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>>64376762
who /YOUNG GORILLA/ here
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I am quite looking forward to Cruz vs Silly Dilly
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>>64376814
Who you reckon's gonna have a good time that night?
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So Yoel has 5 minutes to KO Rockhold?
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>>64376825
Cruz will get injured and Dillashaw will fight John Dodson instead
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>>64376828
More or less. He might just stare at him for two and a half rounds and then KO him like he did to Machida. Romero is weird.
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>>64376828

I'll be generous here, let's call it 6 minutes to get the KO.
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>>64376814
>Dillashaw gets heemed or loses by points
>MMA fans will chew him out for leaving TAM saying he deserved the loss
or
>Dillashaw wins
>Fights Faber next and we get some memes for a few months.

I like either scenario desu senpai
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Sage Northcutt's opponent is a legit GOAT

Holbrook > Nijem > Dariush > Brenneman > Story > Hendricks > Koscheck > Rumble > Gus > Hamill > Jones > Cormier > Henderson > Fedor
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>>64376825
Cruz 50-45, 50-45, 49-46
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>>64376696
Softer then men weaker too.
I have never cop'd a feel while rolling, I was also never care I was more focused on training and getting better than
>lol tits vagina
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>>64376871
>Hamill

no
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>>64376825
>>64376860
I think its the kind of fight that seems like it should go to decision but instead someone is getting KO'd
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>>64376825
UFC knows Cruz is going to lose. They're already setting him up for a commentary job because they know TJ is going to heem him.
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>>64376883
deal with it
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>>64376828
>>64376852
>>64376856
Wrong.

Romero has (4) finishes in the first round and (5) finishes in the 3rd round. Despite his awful looking cardio, Romero manages to be just as dangerous at the end of the fight as he is the beginning.
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>>64376910
How can TJ heem what he can't catch?
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>>64376917
People say his cardio sucks but his cardio is just fine, it's like people don't see his fighting style where he's literally jumping all over the place
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>>64376883
>implying that Hamill didn't frustrate Jones with his gameplan causing him to lose his cool and get DQed
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>>64376936
Didn't he gas during Jacare and Kennedy?
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>>64376860
DillaGoat will not lose ever again, after demolishing Cruz he's going to meet Conor at feddahwait and do to Conor what he did to Barao: mentally castrate him.
Conor ODs on heroin in a Nevada brothel by 2018.
cap this post
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>>64376922
TJ
>moves better
>moves fast as fuck
>punches like laser beams
>throws nuclear bombs (punches) with laser precision
>trains with Duane Ludwig
>heemed Barao
>trains with Elevation Team
>moves faster than Cruz

Cruz
>exploded knees
>can't move very fast
>Cruz was community college wrestlers whereas TJ was NCAA badass
>not fast as fuck
>punches aren't as nice
>no IV's means no brain fluid
>his crotch get destroyed in training
>trains with Bisping

He's done
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>>64376966
>BW title reign consisting of beating the same man twice and having a competitive five round fight with a can
Come on now son
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>>64376953
gassed against Jacare but apparently he had the flu during that fight, against Kennedy he got hurt and nearly finished at the end of the second but USA's brave Tim Kennedy grabbed his gloves during that episode. Romero then came out and heemed him hard.
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>>64376966
It's gonna be great. Be real interesting to see how the wrestling exchanges and grappling scrambles play out.
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>>64377020
I reckon the stand up is going to look all sorts of retarded
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>>64376966
>badass
>manlet

pick one
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>>64376966
TJ
>copied Cruz mewvment
>can't move as fluid
>punches aren't as nice
>raped by a 125er
>snayke in de grass
>trains with plebians
>slower than cruz

Cruz
>inventor of the cruz mewvment
>master of the cruz mewvment
>masterful power laserbeam puncher
>20-1 record vs 12-2 record
>10 years of experience vs 5 years
>trains with absolute killers
>140 iq vs 90
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>>64376966

TJ has the most punchable face on the roster.
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>>64377093
i honestly think thats CB Dollaway
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>>64377093

"All you have to do is Khabib" - DJ Dillasnake
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>going from Team Alpha Male to Literally Where
TJ's striking will be on point but how will his grappling be affected?
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>>64376828
Romero knows that he'll have to blitz Rockhold, because if they remain standing and Yoel is timid, he'll just eat too many kicks to the gut. If he takes Rockhold to the ground he'll have to worry about Rockholds legitsu. And we've seen from his fight with Jacare that he's not eager to fight a good grappler on the ground.

IMO, Romero would go out guns blazing trying to overwhelm Rockhold. If Rockhold survives that, then Romero would try to win by pressuring Luke against the fence in hope that he will gas him out as well so that Yoel can gain more momentum in the later rounds.
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>>64377119
>>64377124
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>>64377063
>Cruz's mewvment
>Fluid
He is literally the antithesis of fluid, he just hops around like he's about to fall over at any moment then dips his head down in whatever direction he's mewving.
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>>64377124
>>64377119

guies what
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>>64377138
he says while posting a gif of a successful feint
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>>64376762
It is going to be satisfying when this potato gets heem'd
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>>64377174
But WHO will be the lucky man to heem King McGregor and take everything he owns?
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>>64377166

It's not that his mewvment is bad, it's just not fluid. It's jerky. Mcgregor's movement is fluid as shit, dude could be a water bender. Cruz is the opposite.
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>>64377137
fucking kek
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>>64377184
I hope that it will be RDA
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>>64376871
Heres a legit way senpai

Holbrook > Nijem > Dariush > Brenneman > Story > Ellenberger > Shields > Henderson > Memedor
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>>64377166
>fluid
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>>64377184

Most likely a 5 round wrestlefuck is in his future.
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>>64377229
w-with full penetration?
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>>64377187
>Duane what's Irishman doing in Stockton?
>A "mewvment"?
>Be careful TJ that's the Mexican Flippador Yahir....one meme kick and he'll take your head clean off
>>
Diaz vs. Ferguson

Pettis vs. Alvarez

Winners square off for no. 1 contender spot after RDA vs. Conor.

Easy stuff.
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>>64377237

>bite the pillow we're goin in dry'
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>>64377229
>an arena full of irishmen booing every second the fight's on the ground, chanting STAND THEM UP and going apeshit any time they get stood up only to start booing again when he gets taken down
It'd be nice to see them know the pain that was Hunto vs Stipe
>>
>McGregor is a brown belt
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>>64377248
>Diaz vs Ferguson
Fuck off retard, Diaz might have gotten a good win but he still doesn't deserve to be anywhere near the title
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>>64377278
He just slapped the shit out of a Top 5 contender.
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>>64377271
HE A GOLD BELT NOW
YYEEEOOWWWW
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>>64377248
Actually, I'd go:

Ferguson vs. Dos Anjos
Diaz vs. winner of Pettis vs. Alvarez

Conor should get one fight before the title imo, and that should be the lose of Ferguson vs dos Anjos.
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>>64377264

As much as I'd love the butthurt, I want a definitive KO or submission to derail the Conor train. Ideally everyone would watch that match and go "man, wrestling is a valid alternative to striking and we should learn to appreciate the ground game," but instead the McRetards will complain about how he didn't really lose and it was a bullshit decision.
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>>64377271
He's a fookin gold belt you goof
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>>64377138
TJ looked fluid for real in the second fight with Barao.

>that fucking cobra-like head movement
>those stance shifts
>those dips and weaves and bobs

If he had Dan Henderson-style KO power in his hands he'd be deadly
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>the Cruz meme

The difference between him and Dillashaw is that Dillashaw actually finishes fights. Cruz has had 2 stoppage victories in the last 6 years against Brain "I'm literally shit" Bowels and Takeya "I'm really in the UFC?" Mizugaki. Dillashaw has the cardio to finish the fight in any round, he'll just sit back and accumulate damage until you have mushed potato brains like Barao. There's no chance that Cruz pitter-patter boxing will be anywhere near enough to put TJ down
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>>64377288
What, so he's a fight away from a title shot despite losing 3 of his last 5, one of those losses (the most recent one) to the current champion?
Fuck off retard.
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>>64377314
I think the proposition was 2 fights away. Beats Ferguson, beats the winner of Alvarez/Pettis, then title fight.
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>>64377278

>Beats #5 ranked guy
>Doesn't deserve to be anywhere near the title

And you call me the retard. Sit down casual.
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>>64377314
>a win over another top 5 wouldn't make him deserving

Isn't he getting McGregor?
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I like Diaz vs Fergunson, seems like a fun fight.

I want to see Conor vs Frankie, and throw Khabib in there with RDA
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>>64377314
>so he's a fight away from a title shot

No you damned fool, he's 2 fights away from a title shot. Are you just shitposting or are you this stupid?
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>>64377248
Popped a semi-chub pre-visualizing the potential grappling exchanges between Tony and Nate. Both are super dynamic and chain things together real nice. Would be good hard banging on the feet too; right now honestly in my heart I'd favour Nate on the feet, Tony was taking some hard shots from Barboza when he was trying to close the distance. I'd love to see that contest.
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>>64377202
>hurr durr I can't wait until potato gets heemed
>Aldo will definitely crush him. 100% of certainly
>hurr durr I can't wait until potato gets heemed
>I h-hope RDA can do it
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>>64377325

Stop using casual as a curse word. All it means is that you don't have anything else to say so you're resorting to name calling.
>>
>>64377332
>>64377325
Yeah he beat the #5 ranked guy by decision and was in trouble at the final leg of the fight.
He's had more losses than wins in his last five fights, probably won't even be in the top 5 after the win and has lost to the champion.
I get it, you like Nate Diaz, we all do, but that doesn't mean he should be anywhere near the title shot when there's so many better deserving people. LW is a shark tank mang.
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>>64377344
>Tony was taking some hard shots from Barboza when he was trying to close the distance.

And that guy still kept moving forward. Dude's a warrior, never seen anyone take Barboza's meme kicks like they were nothing.
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>>64377350

At the worst we wait for Fabricio Werhue to heem him. We have to have a Brazilian somewhere that can take McGregor.
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>>64377335
Ferguson vs. Diaz would be a Fight of the Year candidate for certain. Tony's Iminari rolls, scissor front kicks to the body, standing elbows and slick d'arce chokes, Nate's jab, straight left, crazy tants and huge cardio. So good.
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>>64377310
It doesn't help that he never has more than maybe 2 toes on the ground for 95% of the """punches""" he literally throws at his opponents
>>
Lets be real here

Nate Diaz would beat the fuck out of Tony Ferguson, no matter what Joe Rogan thinks
>>
YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYRtptc3DGM
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>>64377310
I judge fighters by their Wikipedia article: The post
>>
Just watched JDS vs Miocic, missed that fight. I thought Stipe won rounds 1, 2 and 4.

It's pretty sad to watch desu senpai, JDS looks way less technical, and looks way more like a one trick pony, he just threw a jab to the body and a looping right hand most of the times. Didn't this guy know how to throw crosses and shit, didn't he KO Yvel with a nice right cross?

I guess the Cain losses took a toll on him.
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>>64377335
>throw Khabib in there with RDA

Khabib was re-injured in october. His last surgery was in may. He's out of practice until april at least. Then he could get a fight and at best we'd be able to see him somewhere mid july.

By the tima Khabib comes back(?) the whole geography of the lightweight division will completely change up.
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>>64377403
>>64377403
>>64377403
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>>64377362

This doesn't detract from the fact that you can't count and basically thought I said Nate was one fight away from the title. Quit embarrassing yourself, and no I don't even like the Diaz brothers but those are the fights to make.

>when there's so many better deserving people

Like who? Khabib is ded, Cerrone won't be talked about for at least 2 years, Barboza is below the pecking order, so that leaves Pettis and Ferguson.
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>>64377414
how about everyone ranked above him? Fucking lel, stop pretending you're not a fanboy.
Pathetic.
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>>64377399
I used their fight records to show a clear pattern in their fight history, that's called providing evidence

Try arguing a counterpoint instead of just implying I'm dumb
>>
>>64376179

It's called being beautiful and it intimidates you.
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>>64377365
Absolutely. Barboza was throwing raw thunder and Tony was having none of it. After a couple of those early exchanges where Barboza went 110% power, I honestly thought that Tony was in way over his head and that he was gonna be heemed any moment. Glad to see he proved me wrong as he took the bangers, mixed things up constantly, and eventually took Barboza to snap down city for that sexy d'arce and chill.
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>>64377406
JDS used to have the illest combinations. By the time he fought Stipe they'd disappeared. Only his overhand, left hook and jab are there now and he never strings them together.
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>>64377437
You're dumb.
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>>64377431

>how about everyone ranked above him?

I just asked you to name who, you dumbass and you still haven't.
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>>64377450
Not sure what I expected, honestly
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>>64377399
that's fightfinder though my casual friend
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>>64376198
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>>64377020
This is where I think Cruz beats TJ. His transitions from striking to wrestling are great and I can see Cruz keeping TJ guessing. TJ has forgotten/neglected his wrestling skills and has fallen in love with his striking. And the move from TAM to Colorado, the beef between him and Faber (which I'm sure will take up most of interview questions) will all be in his head. I just hope they don't have to rematch afterwards. Seems everyone nowadays is getting a rematch. What is this pro wrestling?

>I exercise muh championship rematch clause in muh contract.
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>>64367378
God damn
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>>64374163
>Mark Hunt
>Nick Diaz
heem yourself tbqh
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