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December 29 - Rizing Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizing Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly v Cruz
January 29 - Bellator 148: Koscheck v Secor
January 30 - UFC on Fox 18: Rumble v Bader
February 6 - UFC 196: Werdum v Cain 2: Electric Boogaloo
>tfw no UFC until 2016
good thread
>look at cro cop's UFC profile
>Did you go to college and if so what degree did you earn? Yes.
>>64352288
>>64352291
good first
>>64352304
Is he fighting again?
>>64352269
lmao what a manlet
Conor's key to his eventual move up to WW after he's run through LW
>>64352325
if only
but no, his UFC profile is still around, although he tested negative for an USADA test.
"Filipović was expected to face Anthony Hamilton on 28 November 2015 at UFC Fight Night 79.[83] However on November 10, it was announced that Filipović had pulled out of the fight and abruptly announced his retirement.[84] Subsequently on 11 November 2015, the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) notified both Mirko Cro Cop and the UFC that he has been provisionally suspended due to a potential Anti-Doping Policy violation. The following day in a statement Filipović confirmed that he had used human growth hormone for his shoulder injury and had admitted this to the UFC.[85] On November 25, Filipović was suspended for two years by USADA retroactive to November 9, 2015."
>>64352269
>UFC pls offer me the right one
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/cGnGOy5ngWA
>yfw Conor gets Stockton slapped back down to 145
>yfw Conor gets Jersey Shore'd back to Ireland
>>64352361
Oh fuck man hes done. Sad
Nobody on /heem/ has the balls to call me out. Feels good man.
>>64352363
We're coming up on the end of the GO BIG season, so perhaps the next season's press conference will basically just be "Who gets to bang with McGreggs?", with a big spinning wheel and everything
>>64352084
People compare Edmond to this guy, but did Count Chocula ever tweet shit like that? I thought people hated him cause of his shitty corner advice and that smug face he always has.
>>64352406
>call you out
You're a literal who. One fight with me would change your bum life. Get some wins under your belt before you put my name in your mouth again.
>>64352406
Shut up Martin, I'd beat you worse than Big Rigg did
>>64352406
I thought you were already out 2bh
>>64352414
He talked mad shit in interviews. And derided other fighters.
Heard he was a little bitch on TUF as well.
The comparison is both of them are chumps that were fortunate to be blessed with top tier athletes and are riding those coattails to success.
>>64352414
He's a smug dickhead who got lucky a clearly special talent like McGregor fell into his lap. SBG have a terrible track record in the UFC outside of him.
Is Conor a pikey?
>>64352404
let us embask in his glorious liver and headkicks
Now that the year's over we need to know the amount of
>decisions
>t/ko's
>submissions
And all that other shit
>>64352473
pikey, irish, whats the difference
>>64352473
Sorry about Gunnar
I want to see someone interviewing Khabib, asking normal questions, and then suddenly ask him what should happen to a person who leaves islam, or what he thinks of sharia law.
>>64352517
41 main events
11/41 were decisions (incl Silva/Diaz, now NC)
11/41 first round finishes (9 in the first half of rd)
15/41 were title fights (incl interim, McG v Mendes)
10/26 non-title fights went longer than 3 rounds (3/10 were finished in the 4th or 5th)
9/30 finishes were via submission
Of the 11 decisions, 3 were split
145 had the most main events with 7
Men's 135 had the fewest with 1 (TJ v Barao 2)
By division: 125 had 3 main events. Men's 135 had 1. 145 had 7. 155 had 2. 170 had 6. 185 had 6. 205 had 5. HW had 6. Women's 115 had 2. Women's 135 had 3.
Latest (DJ v Horiguchi) finish in UFC history
Earliest (Aldo v McGregor) finish in UFC title fight history, breaking, by one second, the record set earlier in the year (Rousey v Zigano)
Two fighters in 3 main events, Rousey and McGregor
5 Rematches (incl one trilogy fight, Hendo v Belfort)
1 doctor stoppage, Condit v Alves
>>64352509
The Igor headkick was sickening. That KO was just brutal.
>>64352441
>>64352430
I would literally butcher you from the bottom, Chad
who thought moose vs bisping was a good idea?
>Knockout of the Year
Holly Holm
>Submission of the Year
Benson Henderson
>Fight of the Year
Robbie Lawler vs Rory Macdonald 2: Just Bleed Edition
>>64352361
as you can read in your quote they dont even have the test result, they suspended him off of his own claim
>>64352647
i still can't believe he quit in the 5th round, i wonder if it would have made a difference if lawler wasn't blatantly roiding
>>64352572
Cro cop KOing Igor and soccer kicking Yoshihisa was so sickening, burtal yet so great at the same time
God bless his indestructible legs.
>>64352718
>Rory is clean
>>64352720
Cro Cop could crush melons between his thighs
Literally the proto-Holly Holm. Straight left counters, high kicks, big thighs.
>>64352647
>Submission of the year
Gotta say Werdum vs Cain
>>64352752
>>64352718
>he'd rather watch fighters off roids
so I take it you enjoyed JDS vs Reem
>mfw this interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OcpWnKbsSw
>american ninja
>ninja gaiden
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
STOP DOUBTING ME
Fight of the year - Lawler/MacDonald II
Fighter of the year - Conor McGregor
>>64352831
Fight Freddy and I'll stop.
>>64352774
there shouldn't be any steroid rules, momchil
>>64352832
>fighter of the year
>not Nate Diaz
cmon now
>>64352564
Thanks Reddit!
>>64352779
>Referee told him to stop talking to him
What the hell? Why?
>>64352902
people cant handle the stockton banter. Nick has been warned several times
>>64352902
I thought the ref warned him about throwing open hands
Hey pussy, are you still there?
>>64352779
>land of the free
>>64352549
>mfw seeing that tat
>>64352406
don't fuck with this website, it's happened twice that I'd make a post and someone will reply adressing me by my actual first name
It's not rare but it's not Pedro or one of those, I think I got literally hacked.
>>64352960
couldnt handle the stockton slap
>>64352902
The ref said that he could see johnson starting to cry so he didn't want nate to further hurt his feelings
>>64353012
Pablo?
>>64352406
when will you stop these fucking one liners to get replies you fucking goof
>>64353063
no, sven
>>64353012
relax Carlos
So how fucking satisfying was Nate memeing like it was the days of old last night
Highlight of the card for me desu senpai
>>64353066
That is the essence of /heem/. When threads get slow just starting throwing out b8 until you catch something.
>>64353078
>sven
are you inside my computer right now gonzalez?
>>64353012
Dont step out of line then Esteban
>>64353100
nah its fucking annoying
ive been watching this dane for months posting JUST one liners and not posting anything else
>>64352902
I'm pretty sure under the unified rules you aren't supposed to talk at all in the octagon. You technically aren't supposed to yell for any reason because the ref may see it as a verbal submission if he/she believes you are are compromised.
>>64353137
That man up and fight him, faggot
What's next for Miesha?
>>64353084
Got real pumped up in the middle of the night thanks to Nate going full stockton
Yeah I'm here
>>64353158
nosejob
>>64353160
how could that guy eat so many 1 2s and not go down?
>>64353180
The Diaz brothers are the only fighters in the UFC with less power in their hands than bisping
>>64353158
porn
You are just the fakest person. I actually admire that you can actually be this fake, and like, when the TV comes on, how you can just change. It's like you're a chameleon. It's awesome.
>>64353195
Nah, Nick has power in his hands.
>>64353217
>April 2, 2004
Hey, listen. I'm a professional. That fact that you're a pu**y --
>>64353244
I'm not saying he is a KO puncher, but he has power.
>>64353249
>pu**y
It's unbelievable how fake you can really be. Like, you are just such a f**king pussy. My god, it is amazing. It is amazing.
>>64353263
Yes m8, this argument is done. We know Diaz literally has some power in his punches.
>>64353146
You'd be wrong. McGregor stays talking in the ring, both Diaz brothers talk in every fight they have and this is the first time Ive ever heard of a ref saying anything.
Even if it was a rule it's not enforced often if ever.
But, you know, hats off to you. You've got a great P.R. person, they do a great job with training you because you are just terrible.
>>64353214
pussy
>>64353285
Yet another argument won. Dont fucking act up again or I'll heem you
>>64352341
Had this done to me in highschool hurt like a motherfucker
>>64352779
Has Nate always sounded like this? He sounds a little slurry.
You're the f**king scum of the earth. You are a terrible human being, but you can sure turn it on, huh?
Thank you.
God, you f**king ---
>>64353328
yeah pretty much
>>64353320
What is the thing they inject?
>>64352341
how much does this cost? manlet here
PHUC DAT
>>64353334
Honestly I think DC has a good chance of winning Jones in the rematch
He's pretty damn good now, his wrestling will probably give him a little advantage too even though Jones looks jacked now
what does vaginas feels like?
>>64353320
And now you're 5'7? Good for you man
>>64353401
Like warm apple pie.
>>64353320
In spain they just inject short kids with growth hormone
I wish they would let me next door so I could spit in your f**king face
>>64353401
A mans anus
Any chance of Conor fighting 3 times in 2016?
>>64353320
Its a metal rod used separate the bone
>>64353403
6'2 actually, only had it done to one leg because they were different lengths which made me walk with a noticeable limp
---
>>64353431
this shitty humor got to me
>>64353438
unless he gets fucked up, big chance
>>64353401
Like the inside of your cheek.
>>64353428
I would LITERALLY kill you
You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that, right?
You could never kill me.
Oh, I bet you I could.
Then you should try, Jon. You really should try, Jon.
I would literally kill you if you spit in my face.
Yeah, let's try that, Jon.
Literally kill you.
Let's try that, Jon.
I'm not saying I would fight you. I said I would kill you if you did some silly s**t like that.
Jon, do you think I'm just going to sit there and let you kill me, Jon? I mean really?
>tfw Cerrone didn't have that cheetah speed last night
>>64353531
Jon meant he would shoot him
Daily reminder Wilder's weakness is white bois and Tyson Fury will knock his ass out to become the undisputed champion of the world
>>64353531
fat nigger is gonna die lol
>>64353066
Calm down Jan
>>64353531
Cracks me up every time.
>>64353553
Wilder is a bum
What would Cerrone's career have been like if he was straightedge?
>tfw you let down your dying grammy
>>64353623
>dying grammy
worry.jpg
>>64352269
Why do the Irish have such an inferiority complex? Is it because they've been cucked by England their whole existence?
Serious question, it's for my anthropology essay
>>64353600
he better not do anything too extreme, if something goes wrong in the wilderness/on a mountain/ocean he'll quit
>>64353137
I'm not even that Dane but stay triggered xDD
Just when you thought shercuck couldn't get any worse they added an upvote system
>>64353563
>>64353686
I would kill you and I would kill you fast
>>64353673
That board is slow as fuck
>>64353582
Yes, povetkins going to make short work of him. I forgot povetkin was going to fight him before anyone else
Still, gonna get cucked by a white boi
>>64353686
>implying there are two danes here
lmao
>>64353319
You didn't win any argument. You made a tangential comment to mine that I agreed with. You didn't refute anything I said.
>>64353319
You rekt him.
I can change anyone here's bum life
>>64353701
Kek seruoisly?
>>64353739
AJ gonna cuck all the white bois in the heavyweight division
WAKE UP JOSE
>>64353860
what a god damn embarrassing loss
>>64353858
lel no, he needs more experience
>>64353328
a little bit more than usual here.
>>64353742
Hold da kæft, Jesper
>>64353938
Passa dig jävligt noga, Preben.
>>64353938
>>64353959
>skadi banter
Why aren't they taking bets for RIZIN?
Post a Mixed Martial Arts (UFC) fighter with a better eye color
>>64353997
>taking bets on fixed fights
would she beat karolina cabbage?
imagine what conor would do to cerrone with cerrones weak mind
Why does Khabib never fight?
>>64354318
He's already in cerrones head from the go big conference.
>>64354206
How basic am I for liking her?
Shes such a qt
>>64354359
He has the bones of an eagle, hence his nickname.
>>64353012
jorge, you're the 13cm penis guy who shits up /int/
gas yourself
>>64354318
>jumps off a cliff
>shits his pants in fights
>>64352779
god he's a fucking retard
THEY ALL WANNA FIGHT ME
NONE O DEM WANNA FIGHT ME
lmao
Cerrone doesn't have a belt for his Grandma and he's probably got brain damage from fighting so much
Nobody actually thinks Conor can beat RDA do they? I wouldn't even be surprised to just see RDA tko him without grappling. it would be a slaughter.
>>64354476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGgVFAQRVyk
pls dana
>>64353997
Because the Yakuza would get right up in their shit and it would be Pride v.2 fast forward all over again.
>>64354543
Just like Aldo, right?
>>64354425
which means?
>>64354543
im sure you thought jds would smash overeem too
>>64354543
does anyone care about rda? i literally don't even want to see him fight again.
>>64354543
>Nobody actually thinks Conor can beat Aldo do they?
>>64354359
he's cucked by his knees
>>64354543
hurr durr i'm a retard
people said literally the exact same with aldo for 2 years
>>64354614
Pettis fan detected. He's a beast.
>>64354655
got 'em
>>64354655
RDA would demolish Mcgoober. It wouldn't even be close.
>>64352779
3:50 to 4:10 is gold
>>64354543
remainder that connor actual weight is 180
>>64354660
i actually don't like pettis personality wise i think he's a douche, i just don't care about rda literally don't know why
@64354693
herf def dfnenfifewifj
Dustin Poirier will destroy this Colin McGregar dude, he's all just hype and he's only beaten cans
>>64354396
she's bad and you should feel bad for liking her
>>64354544
Why do you all rag on him? He's literally just a kid. A literal teenager in all his mannerisms.
>>64354607
He's a fragile young lad
>>64354544
is he actually a human?
>>64354780
literally what
>>64354611
Nope, I only missed the WMMA fight last night. I thought randa moving to tristar full time would pay off but she really didn't show much improvement.
>>64354359
why is she so perfect ?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz8BSrMG4c0
>2:36
HE IS STILL MY COWBOY
Imagine Sage as your waiter. He would legitimately weird me out.
>>64354835
What didn't you get?
i despise the retarded Diaz brothers although they are a useful symbol for america; ugly, dumb, wannabe niggers and mexican.
>>64354988
stop posting anytime
>>64354988
This isn't your blog
>>64354988
I am proud to have Nate Diaz as the representative of America.
He is our new Chris Weidman.
>>64354988
Why do you discuss MMA when you literally have 0(zero) fighters in the organization?
>>64354932
i've never met any human being that acted like sage outside of seeing videos of cult members
he certainly doesn't remind me of a typical teenager
>>64354432
I don't go to int, it's nothing but generals and cuckery bait, it's insufferable
>>64355100
>0 fighters
>>64354988
If he was black and muslim, I'm sure you'd like him more.
You're no ninja.
>>64355100
why do you post on this board when it's Japanese?
>>64354432
>going to /int/
that place is a shithole
what happened to Moose Sassy?
>>64355156
I don't see anyone here speaking Japanese numbnuts
@64355188
owned by a jap, is it not?
>>64352269
What a nigger.
>>64355175
He was memed by Uriah Hall
>>64355243
Also, good afternoon /heem/
>>64355100
d-do you get to discuss mma if you've had fighters in the organization before?
>>64355297
Of course
In the B thread
>>64354544
No offense but if you don't find him bizarre you lack interpersonal/emotional intelligence.
>"He thinks he's the ninja? I'm the ninja! Ninja gaiden. American ninja, real motherfucking ninja. This ninja martial artist, right here! I started that shit, that shit came from Stockton".
So /heem/, what have you done today to become a better ninja?
aldo seems awfully happen on his insta
maybe it took some weight off his shoulders
>Wife's son wants me to take him to see the new Star Wars when I just finished downloading last night's fightnight
Not tonight kid.
>>64355103
You clearly don't hang around lots of teenagers.
>>64355366
what have you done today to become a better ninja?
Nobody seems to notice me.
._.
>>64355175
He was exposed as the medicore fighter he is
>tfw prime JDS is kill
>>64355610
Cain beat it out of him.
>>64355579
>How to spot a casual: the post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsrzauvnpP0
>hey Luke, is this belt fake?
>g-good job
>>64355610
''prime'' is not a real thing, either you are good or you get better
being out of your prime means you didnt progress while everyone did
>she will never give you JOI in polish
https://www.instagram.com/p/_ePpCyoCA8/
>>64355676
or just ageing you know...
>>64355684
Such an ugly language.
>>64355610
HW is literally a coin toss. No one stays champ for more than 2 fights.
who /stocktoncash/ here?
>>64355703
yeah im sure jds was the only one ageing
>>64355658
Are you triggered?
>>64355665
>luke rojo
>>64355676
Absolutely wrong.
Fighters have two scales. Their physical ability and their knowledge and experience.
The physical ability peaks and then comes down as fighters get older while their experience grows.
A fighter's prime is when those two meet to crate the best time for that fighter.
>>64355676
lol you're an idiot"
>fighters dont age!
>>64355730
Nah, i can't be triggered by danes.
>>64355726
I was just refering to your argument about prime
>>64355754
lmao you dumb
>>64355771
yeah overeem is still 21 right
go repost this on reddit bud
>>64355721
I asked you to paypal me some o dat pham. Help a nigga out.
>>64355366
I know Nate clearly wants his red pantie night but he's the only person on that list ah booms who really deserves it. Conor jacked the Diaz brothers' swag.
>>64355834
Excellent argument. Heem yourself my man.
>>64355684
Do you think you could learn Polish in a week?
>>64355493
>not putting the file on your phone and watching while driving them to the cinema
step up senpai
>>64355493
>Wife's son
lmao what a chuck
What did you do today to train mewvment?
>>64355995
>>64356046
>taking this bait every time
>>64353158
my benis
>>64356205
>being this new
I was pretending bro
>>64356199
You don't train movement. You live it. Movement is the essence of our universe. It transcends literally everything that makes up the living world. Movement isn't something you train. It is a state of consciousness.
*smacks lips profusely in anticipation of duffy poirier*
>>64355493
Seriously though there's nothing wrong with raising another man's child.
I was raised by a single divorcee, I only saw my father once a week.
Stepping in as a father figure and dramatically improving the life of a child is an honorable thing to do.
>>64356368
Those elbows are illegal
>>64356355
I've for a bad feeling about that fight. It being a three rounder changes the dynamic of it completely I think.
>>64356391
What elbows? There is only bunda
>>64356368
>this is considered a good ass by white people
>>64356390
>Stepping in as a father figure and dramatically improving the life of a child
And dramatically reduces the quality of your own.
>>64356390
>Seriously though there's nothing wrong with raising another man's child.
>>64356458
>black """""people"""" confirmed for only enjoying amorphous cottage cheese blob asses
Tight little fit butts are the best.
>>64356390
i will temporarily step in but only if it's a little girl
>>64356390
This.. it's almost 2016...
>>64356624
Ronda is remarkably unpleasant looking
>>64356624
lmaoing at usa an ur 60 doller ppvs
>>64356368
>Elbows to the back of the head
>>64356751
glad i always use btsports or i wouldn't have heard nate's speech last night
>literally needing to turn to britain for freedom
>>64356390
from an evolutionary standpoint everything is wrong with that
So many people in this thread are literally stuck in the mud
>>64357022
I read that as kucks in the mud
thanks 4chan
I just watched the fights, goddamn I'm disappointed in Cowboy. What the fuck happened to all that clinical range-keeping he's been putting on in his last fights? RDA just walked right in and planted his hands wherever he wanted them.
JDS vs Reem a snoozefest up until the end. Do you guys think the stoppage was premature? JDS looked fine as soon as he got to his feet, not sure if he was out as he dropped.
Great preformance by Nate. So stoked for the guy. 209 motherfucker wut.
>womanlets
>>64357067
>he doesn't know cuck is back
To all you pussies, can't be bothered quoting you all, the reason Sage makes you uncomfortable is because he's so beautiful he makes your glaringly obvious defects look even worse in comparison. The only thing "weird" about him is how beautiful he is and you guys are fuking monkeys
>>64357215
I guess you will leave /heem/ when he gets heemed into a living death by a top 15
>>64357097
Cerrone has a glass body
>>64357097
Both main events were early stoppages, seriously fuck this shit it's getting tiring. JDS stood up like nothing happened, didn't wobble, didn't have a hard time standing up, his hands weren't covering his head while on the ground because he was stunned for a split second, he immediately took a better position to defend from. Cowboy stoppage was fucking retarded, he still had his head covered, some of those strikes were to the back of the head also.
RDA would most probably finish the fight in round 1 anyway but it was an early stoppage all the same. JDS could have continued to a decision.. he suffered worse.
More fights need to be like Edgar vs Maynard, refs nowadays are ruining fights like this.
>>64357097
1.cowboy always chokes on big fights
2.No, it was easy cake for overeem from there. If you rewatch how he fell down you can easily tell he was out for a split sec
>>64354544
>one positive motherfucker
I gotta see this guy fight, when's his next bout?
>>64357293
>Both main events were early stoppages
Stopped reading there Mahmoud.
>>64357293
haha /justbleed/ amirite?!!
>>64357293
>Both main events were early stoppages
>his hands weren't covering his head while on the ground because he was stunned for a split second
so youve been watching this sport for how long mehmet
>>64355362
He's a 19 year old competing in the UFC, of course he won't be like your non-motivated 24/7 anime watching self.
>>64355665
Werdum time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKI2wHixJl8
>>64356967
is this shopped?
>>64357372
For a long time, there have been a lot of situations where fighters turned things over from worse positions than JDS' yesterday. A lot of examples of it in many great fighters.
>>64357483
sure thing mehmet
>>64357483
EIN.KEBAB.MITT.ALES.BITTE.
>>64357557
lol u must have been in that other thread when one guy made the exact same joke except he was german and it sounded funnier, kudos to you trying to get approval in an anonymous imageboard
how come cerrone had monster energy on his trunks? does he have a special deal?
>>64357619
He was macedonian and he gave birth to a meme, the meme you being a kebab vendor in germany/austria.
Which is based on a sterotype.
I'm glad we understand each other.
>>64357619
spastic t*rkroach
>>64357264
Where did I say he was gonna be a top 5 or top 10? I just said he makes you ugly chuckle fucks uncomfortable because he's beautiful.
>>64357724
I've seen others with Monster on their gear. I think some fighters are allowed one sponsor.
Cant you jabronis just settle down and talk about how sage northcutt is fighting again in a month? This kid is the next GSP for Pete's sake and all you goofs can talk about is cuckolds
>>64355175
he was a meme fighter
>slovaks, kurds and the likes jawing shit at each other
wtf happened to comfy /heem/?
alri lads
>>64357326
January 30
>>64358056
NA and EU started eireposting and the rest felt left out
>you will never be best m8s with Urijah
Now that Team Alpha Male has gone up in flames do you think he'd move to Dublin and teach Conor and the SBG lads to wrassle?
>>64358133
cheers
fighting a can or what?
Leave Holly Holm to me
>>64358312
Top kek
>>64358226
Unless someone is paying for all his training, I think Gunnar could go to Kings and get the right mix of striking, bjj and conditioning.
>>64358251
>complains about mugh comfy heem
>is a straight up casual
>>64358373
Gunnar needs to drop to 155
>>64358379
>casual
Like it's a bad thing.
I drop by to get info and learn from people who know their shit. I don't think you have anything to offer, so have a good day.
>>64354206
Karolina Contender could give her a good fight
>>64356967
holy fuck, like he was shot in the head
>>64358554
>Like it's a bad thing.
Mother of god.
>>64357419
>tfw sea level cain fucks his shit up and McGregor kills RDA so the kings meme can end
>>64358251
Yes, he will only get cans for the rest of next year probably.
>>64358379
You don't have to be tough all the time. Done worry guy, we already know you can hit defenseless animals, you're a real badass. Ok?
>>64352269
Is he 5 ft tall?
>>64358644
>trying to be edgy so hard
stop ruining this thread will you?
>>64358644
Honestly, if I only watched mma and spent all day on /heem/ I'd need to self-heem to correct the behaviour. Why so aggro anyway? Was someone mean to you today?
>>64358690
Ok.
>>64358688
>sea level cain
Still tickled by Rogan saying this shit live
>>64356852
that is too funny
315th for nate diaz derailing conor mcgregors success streak
Agree or disagree
http://youtu.be/_ip6Hxg-jXw
Would i get the V& for bringing back a Megan Olivi account and shitposting on youtube?
>>64358992
NOFUNALLOWED
Did anyone save the picture of the Serbian with his pitbull and black skinny jeans?
>>64359098
here senpai
>>64358690
>he will only get cans
but this is what happens with all fighters unless they campaign for big fights
It makes me laugh when people say McGOAT was fed cans when he fought a big prospect on a 3 fight win streak in his debut, fought an already experienced Max Holloway in his 2nd fight, headlined a card against a TUF winner in his 3rd, and got the #5 guy in his 4th.
>>64358848
couldn't watch it sry.
>the caps subtitles
>that voice
I think McGregor was a bit lucky and Aldo was a bit stupid, but he is a great boxer and it was inevitable. I'd love to see him against Nate Diaz, (won't happen but meh) who's another rangey, elusive boxer. Nate would have to tighten up a lot though, he was sloppy as fuck yesterday.
>>64359132
kek
>>64358688
>rooting for the fake mexican
Wake up Hoesay
>>64356624
So wait... I can watch the UFC buy beer and food for 4 or 5 bucks?? IDK why f-a-m- but I think Dana is lying to me.
>>64359134
>Marcus Brimmage
>Big prospect
Oh Ireland...
>>64359219
>not rooting for the last actual good hw in ufc
>>64359301
its a cheap night you goof
>>64359134
>big prospect
target practice
>experienced
old can
>TUF winner
not so tough after all
>only taking #5 on your 4th fight
pussy
>>64359374
Well where I live stores actually charge me for food and beer, and it ain't that cheap baka desu mffl
>WHEN HOE ZAYS HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS /HEEM/ WILL KNOW THAT THEY WERE ALL WRONG
>>64359574
Is that Jose's guy shouting at him?
>>64356390
>>64359333
He was m8. Came off of a good season of TUF and won his first 3 UFC fights before McGOAT knocked him into another weight class
>>64359617
That's Hacran Dias m8
He's begging for red panty night
>>64359574
>when your meme catches on
:^)
>>64359132
He's a big guy.
>>64356390
easy Spain these are all jokes being made, no need to project.
>>64359528
>ppv = $60
>cornuts for the night = $30
>12 pack of coors light =$9
Split between you and 9 buddies that is less than $10 a head and the memories will last you a lifetime.
>>64359689
This is like saying the can that Sage will be fighting is a good prospect cause he's "undefeated" or that bethe was a good prospect cause she was undefeated. Brimmage, Dennis Siver, these guys were literal cans.
heavyweight is such a mess
>>64352269
Why do u guys always forget invicta
>>64359874
how do you decide who gets 2 beers?
>>64359978
you pour one down the sink so theres no fighting
>>64359978
no time limit, gi, jiu jitsu
>>64357419
>cock guy
>>64359874
so we all get to drink one fucking beer? fuck that shit i'd rather stream the fight, buy better food and beer and hang out here - with the real fight fans.
>>64359907
so is he on roids? cause that manlet 100% is
then again, he has 2 brothers who are superbowl winning defensive linemen so maybe his genetics are goat tier....his reach is evidence of that
>>64359978
you can have my 2, i don't drink poison and certainly don't need it to have a good time
>>64360028
kek
(two though)
>>64360028
Good one
>>64360111
When will they learn?
>UFC 194 was 7 years ago
>>64359879
No it's not. The guy Sage is fighting only has one UFC fight. Brimage had beat Maximo Blanco and Jimmy Hettes before fighting Conor.
Siver was a can relative to Conor but he was still a ranked fighter and it was just a stay busy fight before Aldo
>>64360221
ET pls
>>64355665
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>64360107
I'd rather pay $20 for the ppv and watch it with friends who have jobs and bring too much food and beer
>>64360124
not if I have to listen to you preach buddy. Down the sink they go.
Reminder to train Jiu Jitsu in the gi at least 3 times a week MINIMUM.
>>64360360
b-but Dana said it was going to cost me 4 to 5 bucks not 20
>>64355665
I like thees momen
>>64355665
Luke Roho is a cock guy
>>64360481
Listen, it's not expensive.
>>64360481
Get more buddies ya dummy
Would DC beat Werdum?
>>64360618
If Cain can't do it, how would DC?
>>64360481
Look, no one sits home alone at their computer watching the fight alone, typing on an anime board alone ya goof.
>>64360618
>daniel cormier will be 37 before they fight again
>werdum will be 39 by the time he can fight jones
>>64360699
>mma math
>>64360747
Why not?
>>64360928
I DON'T KNOW THEY JUST DON'T
t. Dana Whiteberg
>>64360618
Are you already running, pussy?
>>64360927
DC says Cain would beat him 99 times out of 100. It's literal common sense.
>>64360618
No, he's too short
this man will be champ one day
http://youtu.be/Uuuo3ET8Jfc
>>64357419
based werdoom
>>64360993
>DC being humble about Cain
Do you have any real arguments?
>>64361084
Do you? You asked a question and I answered it.
>>64361044
>One day
Zangief will literally be champ in 3 fights at most
>>64361044
>that garbage tier striking
heh, no.
Cain is going to run over Werdum. Bet on Cain it's practically free money.
>>64360618
Picture looks like the setup for a sitcom
lads, I'm from the future
these are the fights that happen next
McGregor vs Diaz
Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
Edgar vs Lamas
Aldo vs Holloway
Mendes vs Oliveira
Anyone else win over a grand betting a cheeky tenner before?
One of you heembros please you must have the WebM of Werdum submitting Valesquez whilst laughing
>>64361385
you don't have to be racist you know
>>64361406
Can you shut up about it already?
>>64361480
>being this mad
How anti-climatic will it be when Conor KO's RDA only to get sambofucked by Khabib?
>>64361416
What?
>>64361508
Not even mad kid
>>64361437
someone explain the existence of the feeling that you can't handle watching two professional female fighters
>>64357419
love me some DOOM
>>64361717
Childhood trauma
>>64361556
>implying he won't be able to time his LW defenses for periods when Kebab in injured
WAKE ME UP
>>64361556
>Khabib
>Fighting again
I don't think so Nigel
Will Robbie actually kill Conduit??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWO1MJ0mmfY
>>64361873
(CANT WAKE UP)
>>64361873
Someone tell Hoesay it's morning
>>64361623
you are clearly super pissed that someone you don't like made over a grand betting a cheeky tenner on fights that we all love bud
I'm gonna spend it on concealing my TV wires
>>64361873
Will Conor BTFO RDA?
>>64352382
Damn that was a good one. That Diaz promo was fucking awesome, bummer it got muted on the fox broadcast. Also I loved that he had the crowd singing to Holly at the end. The videos are the best mma content bar none.
Why would it bother you to see one female fighter hit another one? What's really going on psychologically?
HOLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LET MEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOVEEEEEEEEEEE
YOUUUUUUUUUUU
Someone post the webm of Miesha getting head kick ko'd
>>64362400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1flK0N-VXY
>>64362295
she's so cute, and her sweet attitude just makes her look ever better
>>64362544
Wife material tbqh. Girls like her these days are like unicorns.
>>64362295
Unbelivable how far she's grown lads.
She got HEEMED nasty in her first pro boxing match.
>>64362295
take some more steroids
>>64362634
who started the big vaginal lips mean steroids meme?
http://fansided.com/2015/12/20/julianna-pena-arrested-bar-fight/
>white
rose is my new waifu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLPchtfKFms
>>64362802
I said it the first time I saw her fucking face. Also >lips. Jesus Christ.
>>64362634
You wouldn't know what roids were or do cause you've never trained a single day in your life. Even replying to you sickens me.
>>64362933
I'm probably the only one in here who has actually taken them
>>64362802
I think it was the UG.
Also big labia could be natural, Holly still has a very feminine voice.
Ronda has a less feminine voice now, and look at her shoulders
I hate you.
>>64362860
too bad she talks like ghetto trash
there's no other reason not to promote her
>>64363037
>labia
holy crap it's like i'm talking to 12 year olds
>>64363549
Ronda, don't you have some twinkies to eat?
>>64361406
No. When I was 18 I hit 5 out of 6 on a super lotto ticket and won $22k. Since then I've had nothing but shit luck. I blewout my bovada account on mcgregor, ragequit bovada when they changed the site, started up fresh on betdsi, blew out on ronda, blew out on weidman, blew on on aldo. When I was in vegas I put $40 into a slot machine and didnt win a single spin. Meanwhile my gf turns a $20 into $130 on a penny machine.
So I tip my fedora to you, good gentlesir, and bid you luck in your future wagers.
>>64362860
Rose bums me out because you can tell getting super molested fucked her up big time.
>>64352341
That's fucking horrific
Anyone have the video of the fight in the crowd that anon said he would deliver
>>64356570
pedo
>>64364425
>>64356570
samefag
Who here unironically believed that Aldo would beat McGOAT? Stand up so we can laugh at how dumb you are.
>>64364489
no and that wouldnt be samefagging anyways you fucking moron
Didn't get to watch the fights live last night cause I worked during the day then went to MUSE at staples center. Fucking awesome show, by the way. If you ever get a chance to see them, do it.
Anyways I just watched the main card. My thoughts:
Bummed Randa lost. I dont think she has what it takes to be a ufc fighter. I don't want to second guess zahabi's gameplan, but I think she should have shot for the td more and tried to win the fight on the ground.
Fucking laughed when Mirg told Reem the kick barely touched the cup and then the replay shows Junior full on stomping his dick. Good fight, I think the stoppage was a little early but it is what it is. I think its bullshit that Cain is getting a rematch. I'd rather see Reem fight Werdum.
Nate/Johnson was good. Nate utilized his reach and boxing perfectly, and he brought that Diaz thuggery into the cage, which I love. The promo he cut was 100% pure fucking gold, and it's a shame the general audience just got dead air. But I watched the mma digest video and got to hear it. Also watched Nate's interview with Jewani. I love the dude. When he said "good for the sport" I imagined all you /r/mma faggots that nuthug macmemer. I hope Nate fights Conor but I doubt it'll happen. Why would Conor not want an immediate title shot?
Main event wasn't surprising. We all know Cerrone doesnt give a fuck about being champ. That "win a belt for my dying grandma" is just TV cornball fluff. I'm more of a fan of RDA now. I like that he speaks english,he seems like a good dude. Maybe he's not the roider we thought he was after all.
This thread is hilarious btw. Spain was really killing it with the (You)s, and serbro's banter has never looked more crisp. And once again I'm reminded of how underrated the meme game of norway is. Really top stuff, lads. Keep it up.
>>64364500
>tfw I called McGregor over Aldo, Rockhold over Weidman, Dos Anjos over Pettis, and Gus over Jones
feels good man
>>64364500
I picked Aldo for 189, then mendes for 189, then aldo for 194, but they were all tough decisions for me.
I will also probably pick Edgar over McGregor and I would definitely pick RDA over him.
Fite me 1v1
>>64364425
Maybe I phrased it wrong, you're probably right, I just mean she seems really sad somehow, I feel like she probably cries a lot and has a shit load of of issues about weird stuff.
>>64364686
JOIN THE TEAM
>>64364686
>I will also probably pick Edgar over McGregor and I would definitely pick RDA over him.
You're pretty shit at recognizing patterns pham.
Do McGOAT deniers have statistically lower IQs?
>>64364500
i officially picked mcgregor but i unironically thought aldo could stifle mcgregor on the ground for most of 5 rounds and win a somewhat lackluster decision.
>>64364612
yeah I thought muse was cool when I saw them.
Cowboy literally killed his own grandma last night, don't discount this
>>64364425
> honestly some light molestation was probably beneficial for her and would be for most females.
I wanna know how many times a dude's got to rejected in their life to reach this point of bitterness. We'd have to be talking triple digits here.
>>64364782
Because all fighters matchup in the exact same ways.
>>64363908
Sounds like you've only had good luck. You won the lottery and made several bad bets.
>>64353531
I believe Jon would do it. Nigga is unstable
>>64361044
he is ufc signed, he is going to the Olympics first
>>64364844
listen man, all you need to know is that if you keep picking against the great one, you're going to be let down again and again. it's common sense.
>>64352269
yeah i did the stats on the 195 card, literally even with 3 decision queens on the card, the finish rate for the entire cards of fighters is statistically superior to an all HW card....
it should be madness,
>>64352269
who is this swagfag looking manlet and why should i care?
>>64364822
It's 4chan senpai, nobody actually means the edgy shit they say here, r-right?
>>64365014
That's what I thought the first time I got here till I realized there are people who actually treat their anime pillows as girlfriends.
>>64365078
>le self aware 4chan man
maybe reddit is more your speed
>>64365133
Oooh did you get triggered by that anime pillow part sperglord?
>>64365080
>it's the kind of thing that can make a girl grounded and wholesome
or severely damage them psychologically and give then permanent emotional issues that haunt them for the rest of their life
>>64364500
it was nearly a 50/50 split
Who /Gojira/ here?
What a shit thread
>>64364954
So you pick mma events with 100% accuracy?
would you
>>64364782
if mcgregor didn't cut 40 pounds to compete at featherweight i would somehow accept him as a legitimate threat
>>64365259
I pick McGOATs fights with 100% accuracy, turd nugget.
>>64365080
You must have been severely abused as a child cause you sound incredibly bitter or "grounded" as you like to call it.
>>64365395
That wasn't my question.
>>64365257
Way to add to the quality, Carlos.
>>64365445
Then your question and the answer to your question doesn't pertain to the conversation and shouldn't have been asked nor the answer given.
>>64365428
you seem really fixated on bitterness when my tone is consistently dispassionate and conversational. is this what they call projection?
>>64365542
Why won't you answer?
Do you pick fights with 100% accuracy?
>>64365578
Stop posting, kid. You're desperate.
>>64365639
>he can't even admit to being wrong sometimes
>but I'm desperate
I'm merely putting our predictions into a wider context. It's silly to pretend Conor McGregor exists in a bubble.
Do you pick fights with 100% accuracy?
>>64352779
Based Nate gonna ninja his ass up
>>64365545
Nah projection is you saying every woman has to be molested in order to be grounded. No one is born with that idea in their head.
>>64365780
lack of reading comprehension: the post
>>64365978
Apology accepted.
>>64352718
Proof pls
>tfw i could heem every here
>>64366256
>every here
>tfw all i want for christmas is a guy who can properly take fight predictions
Real American ninja shit, mcgregor is going down.
>>64366489
diaz would eat mcgregor up for real
>>64366543
kek no
The only 155ers who even bother Conor are RDA and Khabib
>>64352269
Hey look irish potato just run away from RDA.
Welp who would've tough in't.
>>64366318
welcome, newfriend
>>64366543
>>64366489
Yeah Diaz would fuck Mcgregor up.
Don't respond to people who say other wise.
is Conduit a meme fighter? is it true he's a jew?
>>64366777
Thanks m8
How long have you been here for? Care to show me the ropes?
>>64366825
Condit will get rekt by Lawler
>>64366619
ferguson would also strangle him
>>64356852
AHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCKING KEK
Honestly i could be a UFC champ if i wanted, i'm talented enough i just don't have the motivation
Anyone else feel this way?
>>64366619
Alvarez, giblert, and bendo would give him trouble
>>64366943
sure kid
>>64366972
>Alvarez
>Gilbert
kek
>Bendo
170
I still can't get over how easily Cerrone got beat
It's like he fucking sucks
>>64367066
What did you expect to happen differently? Did you see their first fight?
>>64352269
>that tweet
>I want them to beg
Wasn't Connor the one asking for a lightweight shot?
Weird attempt to change the narrative
>>64367066
He's shit under pressure, both physically and mentally.
Doesn't help he's stiff as my abs
RDA rampaging early on, getting up in his face and thrashing him was basically a formula for an easy victory
Cerrone has dangerous precise kicks and bunches and can take a beating, but that liver shot did him in
If he somehow had survived that early flurry I think it would've been a fun fight even if it possibly would've only gone another round or 2 in favor of RDA
>>64358690
>tfw you realise sealevel Cain will have to fight sealevel werdum and mcmeme puches makes no effect on 155
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