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CLM:Jack Johnson (upper body) is out Thursday
NYR:Rangers will start Antti Raanta on Thursday
NYI:Thomas Greiss will get the nod on Thursday
CLM:David Savard is out with a lower-body injury
EDM:Cam Talbot will start vs. Chicago on Thursday
CLM:Ryan Johansen to be a healthy scratch Thurs.
VAN:Jacob Markstrom will probably start Thursday
FLA:Al Montoya is expected to start on Thursday
BUF:Sabres might get Tyler Ennis back on Saturday
NJ:Tuomo Ruutu (foot) is good to return Thursday
BOS:G Tuukka Rask brilliant in shutting out Pens
BOS:Jimmy Hayes posts goal, assist in Bruins' win
>>64294999
>early
mean
>>64294999
>trips
ebin
>>64295070
>>64295090
FALSE PROPHET!
>>64294999
... but quebec will!
>#parcequec'est2015
Austin Mathews here we come!
>>64295184
>le tabarnacle de Quebec
praise Saint Quiconque
>>64295256
Population of Sweden: 9.5 mil
Population of Quebec: 8.2 mil
>En français s'il-vous-plaît!
>>64295283
your french dialect sounds like some american with american accent trying to speak french
it is hillarious
>>64295295
as opposed to a swede with a somalian accent trying to speak french?
>>64295248
not so fast said the canucks and oilers
Tampa is getting rekt with injuries. Just called up Vermin to replace someone and now he's out 8 weeks with hand surgery.
>>64295445
>muh depth
>muh meme line
All that shitposting and now tampon gay isn't even a playoff team
My
Sides
>>64295529
there is no image telling me what your sides are doing
EDM vs. CHI
CGY vs. DAL
who you got?
>EDM 3-2 over CHI (OT)
>DAL 5-3 over CGY
>Raanta getting the start
>poser Dubnyk getting his first start in almost two weeks
>Stoll gets a five minute major that the rangers get 4 goals on
>Skjei scores his first goal in his hometown
Final score 7-2, feels fuckin good, cap this pedo shitters
>>64295584
CHI 3 - EDM 1 (2-1 with an empty net)
CGY 4 - DAL 3 (OT)
>>64295529
They're 3 points out with something like 9 injuries and Stamkos invisible. They're doing fine.
>>64295671
This
>>64295529
Except you're incorrect f@m
>>64294999
>Wales supposedly a constituent country of the UK
>No Welsh heraldry in Union Jack
Welsh confirmed shitty sheepshaggers
>>64295184
>Quebec
>Independent
lel
>>64295683
Is this team made of glass
>>64295745
Wales we're annexed to England
>>64295764
Pretty much. Just like CBJ last year.
>>64295773
So this is English?
>>64295704
I'm sorry is tampon gay in a playoff spot?
>muh future
Hahahahaha
>>64295811
Are you saying Wales wasn't annexed?
>>64295876
They're hardly out, and the snes are about to drop out. They'll be fine once the triplet meme line heals up
>>64295879
10/10 thank you based bean man
>>64295057
The absolute madman, he posted it once again
>laffs
>>64296009
laffs gonna win tonight
>>64296071
Doubtful
>>64296071
u 'avin a laff gov?
t. Scotland
>>64295057
>57â–¶>>64295120 >>64295957
>File: kane.jpg (21 KB, 283x356)
>>64295070
>>64295072
>>64295090
>>64295091
>>64295880
I'm declaring Welsh independence on behalf of Wales. I'll be assembling my army of yeoman farmers and mercenaries to enforce the claims of Llywelyn the Great and tearing down the English castles that have grown like so many weeds on the fair countryside
>>64296099
>>64296101
I feel it in my bones. Because >shorks.
>>64295584
EDM 3 CHI 2 (SH)
DAL 4 CGY 2
Name a hotter goaler right now
Inb5 SJW wife beater jokes
>>64295584
CHI 4-2 EDM
DAL 3-2 CGY
>>64295880
>watched braveheart the other day
how could you faggots vote to stay part of the uk after all your ancestors went through?
>>64296196
They'd rather kill the pain with heroin than man up and take their freedom again
>>64296188
>>64295584
CHI-EDM 1-3
DAL-CGY 0-1
>>64296173
Two u's two k's.
>>64296173
Bennie B
>>64296206
Fun fact, England is actually the only constituent country of the UK that doesn't have its own subnational parliament, essentially meaning that Scotsmen can order the English country around at a sub-national level without the English having any legal say without going up to the national level. The Scots got a pretty sweet deal out of the Acts of Union
>>64296287
That's not fun at all. BOO!
Is max domi elite
Preds are going to get shutout by Allen again, just end it before the pain start senpai
>>64296478
SJS @ TOR Game Thread
>>64296478
Sharks @ Leafs Game thread
>>64296478
game starts at 3am (50min) and I'm not hungry right now but pizza place next door closes at 5am
what do?
Kings@Habs
>>64296589
>>64296589
>>64296589
>>64296255
>poopoo rash
>>64296548
can't you make yourself those shitty swedish open sandwiches? it's a good light snack before breakfast.
>>64296700
i can and have some nice italian salami in the fridge but I want warm food
We /Raantanimo bay/ now
>>64296731
You are thinking of the pizza place already so go get a pizza.
>>64296548
why would it close at 5am? Get drunk
>>64296842
i am drunk
>>64296814
good point cold pizza is great
>>64296909
even that. i like cold pizza too.
>>64296909
get more drink faggot. I'm about to be responsible and ride my bike to the bar to not kill people
>>64296613
2 shutouts, .966 sv % in december.
>Implying Tuukman Rusk isn't the goatiest og goats.
>>64297021
but i still have about 10 beers and over half a bottle of whiskey t. pizza kainalossa
remember both of these people are islamic terrorists. never trust a gay or a darkie
>>64297184
Nice
>that fat shit behind Hakstol
>>64297250
>>64297250
>>64297250
wild rangers
>>64297254
wild rangers would be a cool tv show. I imagine it being like the dukes of hazzard mixed with walker texas ranger
>>64295764
Nope, just manlets
>>64297275
might watch
>americans killing it on deathslide
>canadians on suicide watch
>scandinavia on suicide watch
EDMONTON VERSUS CHICAGO
>>64297537
>>64297537
>>64297537
>>64297537
OILERS V.S BLACKHAWKS
The guy who always makes the Blackhawks threads is too scared to link them in hoc
>>64297530
isn't that the "people not good enough for real sports" sport?
>>64297869
>The guy who always makes the Blackhawks threads is too scared to link them in hoc
lol why?
>>64297934
he's just a bitch
>>64297934
autism
Raanta ded
scratched my cornea today bros, honestly just want to die right now
>>64297875
no that's finnish baseball
>>64297934
Rbo is a giant autistic faggot
>>64298170
kek'd
where do i give you 4chan gold?
SJ vs Toronto in the "no, you win the game"b owl
>>64297530
wtf is deathslide?
>>64298306
lmao look at this faggot
>>64298306
>being this new
luge or some shit
>>64298306
>wtf is deathslide
maybe ask reddit newfriend, you may even receive an upvote for such an insightful question
>>64298306
>this stupid canacuck
lmao
>>64298387
>>64298374
relax, i thought it was some new sport or something, like luge but without a luge
>>64298214
there's no way SJ can throw the game worse than the Laffs with Bernier in the pipes
>>64298387
kill yourself
How fucked are the cantpucks now that Henrik Sedin is kill?
>>64298496
They were already a shit team but now they're in the Buston Shitthews race
>>64298496
they still play in the Pacific so not at all
Sorry for being late, but here's the Flames vs Stars game thread.
For the love of God, someone stop this Dallas meme team.
>>64298537
>>64298537
>>64298537
>>64298574
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>>64298610
hey bby
>>64298657
Hey there qt
>>64298574
if the Flames can't out meme them no one can
>>64298496
Confirmed for Matthews at this point. Sedins are the only ones getting goals in the last dozen games for them. Lol.
>>64298722
Oilers literally outmemed them
http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=2015020386-641-h
>>64294999
>concede in 58 seconds
in the desert
reminder that uncle leo is the most elite finnish player in the nhl
cbj is making a strong argument for dumping Johansen
2 - 0 in 2:30, saad and calvert
>>64299030
trade him to the Preds
>>64299052
>wanting a enigmatic British Columbian
>>64299076
Our centers right now are Jarnkrok, Ribeiro, Sissons, and Gaustad
Columbus Blue Jackets @ Arizona Coyotes
>>64299137
>>64299137
>>64299137
Blowjobs @ Sparkledogs
Where is the debbies elite shitposter now?
>ducks
Welp. Cantpucks getting shutout again
>>64299325
>>64299445
>>64299535
>all these meme teams getting btfo tonight
>tfw just saw Star Wars
The clapping meme is true
>>64300099
oh we know
i was at a theatre with a bunch of american tourists and at the end of the movie they were clapping. want to know how long ago that was? the movie was The Mighty Ducks. as in the first one.
>>64299559
Include the Habs in that. Just got shut out
>r4gs
>Swedish goaltending
>shit team
>>64300099
>>64300211
I just got back from Anahiem, they fucking clapped at the end of space mountain. Not like "yeah woohoo good ride" full on round of applause.
>Arizona
>rags
>cantpucks
lel
>>64300376
>laffs
>rags
>a
>g
>s
The east sucks so much that the Caps might actually win the ECF this year.
>>64300211
They were clapping during the fuckin movie. Han Solo appears? Better clap. Some mild action? Clap clap clap. Fuck I'm way too autistic for that I was triggered af
>>64300540
>not being NEET and going in the middle of the day
your own fault really
>>64300582
Except I'm one of the first people to ever see the movie
>7:00 pm the day before it comes out
>rag5
>>64300618
not worth it for a bad theater experience
The Predators forwards fucking suck major cock.
>>64300646
Oh it was worth it, I just don't understand the whole clapping thing
>>64300661
>and Poile won't do shit to fix it
at least Rinne was alright tonight
will mikko koivu make it into HHOF?
what if wild win a cup?
>ducks are last in the west
How the fuck does Boudreau still have a job lmao
>>64300702
lolno.
>>64300702
Finish hhof
>blue jackets
>5 goals on 11 shots
Lmao
>>64300699
I heard Stamkos is available.
>>64300784
that's already a given at this point
he was the leading father figure for a team that won the WC and every finnish national team he's been in.
if wild ever win a cup I'd legitimately consider him a candidate for HHOF
>>64300784
and probably international hhof
>>64300834
just doesn't have enough points. Lehtinen won 2 or 3 selkes but didn't make it.
>>64300702
No, but is entirely possible the first two players, other than the retarded 'fans #1', to get their jerseys retired for the wild are Finns. Koivu will 95%, I'm not sure about Backstrom but he was the only reason they weren't an Alberta tier dumpster fire for a few years. My question is when does he get the pity start in St. Paul?
>rags
>>64300883
lehtinen not making is a disgrace though. i really think it's up to whether wild win a cup or not. lehtinen wasn't the team captain for ~10 seasons anyway
>rags
>>64300815
I doubt he would want to sign with the Preds if he already wants to leave Tampa, unless it's really only Cooper that he has a problem with
>>64300702
>inferior saku
>hhof
>>64300940
Patrik Elias probably doesn't make it and he has like 1000 points in his career. It's not hall of very good.
1. Dallas
2/3. Stl/Min
4. Chicago
5. Col/Nsh
1. LA
2. Who cares
3. Who cares
>>64300702
lol no not a fucking chance
Are the blue jackets saad babbies? Will Johnny John be a permanent scratch if they win this game?
>>64300888
backstrom getting his jersey retired would be a nice gesture desu. he never really won anything but he really was the backbone of the team for like 5+ years
>rags
>>64300972
i think elias has a very realistic chance of making it though
>poo jersey
Remember when stupid guidos thought their team was a playoff contender?
>rags
It's an embarrassment to the league that three Pacific teams will be in the playoffs, and two in the second round, none but the kings deserve to go
>flames winning
>shitronto getting a point
>bjs winning
Are you shitters even trying to tank?
>>64301133
LMAO
>>64301102
it's hilarious that the Kings will have to face a better team than the second and third seeds
>stors
>losing to Calgary
>in regulation
>>64301058
Ya just sad how it has ended. The team can't buy him out the last two years due to surgeries. His only dress was when Dubnyk was injured, otherwise the milkman has been the backup. I hope he gets one more start this year. Maybe against an old northwest rival.
>>64301102
Well two teams in the 2nd round isn't guaranteed but likely assuming the kings don't implode. A flames oilers first round would be hilarious desu.
Dull ass lost to flim flams
Get outmemed starfags
>>64301225
>stores
>32 games played
>5 games against the central
>best team in hockey
O I am laffin
Where my Carey gone?
>>64301306
they won't let you win the lottery, enjoy poopinjarvi
Anyone have a webm of the queen breaking his stick after the koivu goal?
>>64301381
>implying bettman doesn't rig lotteries for Canadian teams to keep up false hope of being good one day
>jackets 6
>Arizona 5
What a meme game
>it was 0-0
JUST
>>64301491
>implying a game where the goaltenders are Curtis McElhinney, Anders Lindback, and Louis Domingue had a chance to not be meme
>>64301535
How can one division be so stinky smelly hockey
>>64301535
>E
>-14
>-24
>-9
>-13
>-20
worst division in history?
Boys, I was skating and sweating pretty hard today, on my way home I noticed I got white shit all over my face. It wasn't even semen or anything, it was like dried up shit.
Am I dying?
>>64301585
Dried sweat?
>>64301585
It's called sweat you idiot, is that the first time you ever exerted yourself? Fucking take a shower you filth.
>>64301585
Probably snot desu
>>64301615
I guess, but it looks so gross and feels weird.
I hope none of the qts saw it.
>>64301620
I used to work out all the time, I never got white shit all over my face.
I think after this season the NHL and PA are allowed to review the current playoff setup. Maybe they will switch it back to 1-8 once a decent Central team misses for no reason.
>>64301535
Come back after it updates with the Calgary win
>>64301535
Reminder that either 2nd or 3rd is guaranteed to the second round.
>>64301634
>dry sweat is visible on your skin
Do you pick oranges by any chance?
>>64301696
No, I live in Wisconsin. There's no Oranges up here.
Are you fucking retarded? Holy shit why would you even ask me that question fucking idiot.
>>64301729
Are you a migrant field hand?
>tfw your team only seems to lose to Canadian teams
>>64301740
No I'm white.
>>64301585
Sounds like some dry skin thing, probably no big deal.
>>64301744
>only lose to canadian teams
>play in the central
Guaranteed cup unless Winnipeg memes their way in
>>64301777
What if they face the los habarinos tho.
>>64301800
>hasb
>SCF
>>64301800
>implying they can last that long without choking
>>64301800
Washington will beat them
>>64301729
Where in sconie is there outdoor ice? Ashland?
>>64301850
Indoor, I was at the Pettit. It's too warm out for there to be any ice right now. It's usually pretty empty on weekdays at the Pettit so there's a ton of room to skate.
Where were you when the Avs were elite?
>>64301931
they'll miss the playoffs with 100+ points
>>64301931
Over 10 years younger
>>64301931
In middle school
>>64301800
>yfw Stars-Habs Cup Final
Half the players from >our '99 Cup were former Habs.
da slugs are making dap layoffs, book it
>>64295666
Hey there
>rags
>tfw Austin Mathews will be ours
>>64302150
nuh-uh
>>64302150
"no"
why do we keep getting c.ucked by Canada?
>>64302150
>one week ago
OILERS ARE SITTING PRETTY FOR A PLAYOFF SPOT HOOOOO RAAAAHHHH
>>64302154
>cantpucks
>draft luck
>I feel like I need to stop here and assure you that I am not making any of this up. Campbell spun the wheel and announced that it had landed on no. 1, resulting in Vancouver winning the top pick. While the Canucks celebrated, Campbell looked again and realized that the wheel had actually stopped on no. 11, meaning the Sabres had won. They used the first overall pick on a kid named Gilbert Perreault, who’d go on to play his 17 seasons in Buffalo and was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 1990.
>>64302179
Come on, any real fan knew this was coming.
>>64302194
>being mind raped by QWABBACWOIS
embarassing
cant zim zam the flim flams
>>64302194
>Guys we gotta play zone no matter what the play looks like
You will never be this good at hockey
>>64302229
they are my favorite meme
>>64302229
Its funny, they end up regressing like everyone says, but then the whole Pacific regresses around them so they end up where they were.
JUST
>Calgary poopshit flames
>The best -25 goal diff defence in the league
>Not quite the worst team in Canada
>best player is a guido manlet
>biggest fan is a retarded scot that wants to fuck over scotland because it is the edgey thing to do
JUST
>>64302456
Wait....what's that last one now?
>>64302451
If there's one team I feel bad for in 2015, it's the Ducks.
Granted I still don't give a shit about the Ducks.
>>64302467
See OP
>hasbs BTFO
>quick in elite mode
>Kings already clinching the division in December
>playoffs are going to be a piece of cake
Literally who can stop the Kings?
Pro tip: no one
>>64302522
cocaine
>>64302543
Wrong. Cocaine is what fuels the Kings.
>>64302540
Whatever Central team crosses over will knock them out in the first round
>>64302540
Being in an easy division doesn't make you good
At least I still have p-publix r-right?
>>64302653
>Lose two different NHL teams
How can one city be so awful?
>>64302664
Tbh senpai Atlanta Spirit pretty much tried to alienate the fans. Atlanta is lucky the Hawks didn't leave too
Holy shit how much of a one man team Habs are? Literally shit when Price is gone. You guys will get rekt if you dont have Price when the playoffs come, pull your shit together.
Kongs man, kongs
>kongs
>>64302653
>every team in a Publix state is bad/mediocre/nonexistent
worth it though
>>64302754
>>64302754
Preds and bolts are pretty good usually
>>64302774
I would say both are mediocre right now, could get their shit together though
>>64302786
Mediocre hockey+godlike subs>Good hockey
can you lads come feel dor hc donbass with me please ^3^ >>64302723
pic not related
>>64302826
I agree 2bh.
>there's nothing like eating a publix sub while streaming a late night hockey game
One of the most comfy feelings there is
>>64302510
Thanks I think
>>64302194
>trade talbot
>call up scrivens
>secure #1 overall pick
daily reminder that this is our year
TAYVO
>>64302906
Fuck off weak division having kongs
>>64302917
Triggered
>>64302991
MONKEY
O
N
K
E
Y
>Minnesota isn't going to win the Cup
>>64303084
>things that aren't news
>>64302945
The Kings are garbage against their own division though. Hell the central teams (and surprisingly, the yotes) are the ones benefiting the most from the shitheap that is the Pacific.
>>64303093
That's also because the kings are garbage as well the whole pacific division is shit this yeah
>>64302991
haha what a meme
>>64303093
>implying this is not our time
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/loonie-drops-72-cents-1.3369475
>Canacucks
Enjoy being as relevant as this arena, kek.
>>64303136
Are canadians the negroes of hockey?
>WE WUZ STANLEE CUP CHAMPIONES AND SHIT MON AMI
>hasbs
>dullass
>perds
>islelders
>rags
>analheim
>finnish goaltending
>>64303699
This imo
Goodnight /hoc/
Never forget.
>>64303084
>Things that have happened every single year since the organization was founded
Phil "coach killer" kessel cost yet another man his job and lively hood
also, how does this fat fuck continue to be fat when your day to day job is to be an athlete
is it because he comes from a country where professional sports stadiums are named after sugar water and deep fried sodium conglomerates?
>>64303859
>Lysolpeg
It's good to be home, boys
How'd my Nucks do tonight? It was the flurrs so I assume everything's back on track. Hang on, I'll just go check and
oh you've gotta be fucking shitting me
hoc ded
>Quick isn't elite
lol@you right now hahaha
Wake up hoc
Post giraffes
>>64304559
Quick has been the best goalie in the league since 2012. Anyone who argues that is autistic or canadian (same thing)
>mfw the flyers are still ahead of the pongs even in a rebuilding year
>>64304994
Memeland bringing the bantz
what a terrible time to be in /hoc/
>>64305131
It really is
>>64305131
I've stopped posting here as much because the mods have gone full faggot and started banning for absolutely everything. I got a 24 hour site wide for posting this the other day.
Would legit rather post on shit sites like HFBoards desu if it's going to be that bad.
>>64305176
the only thing they really ban for now is senseless spamming. just dont post your stupid clipart pictures for 15 minutes straight and you'll be fine
>look at all these fags
>>64305184
I don't ever post non-hockey related memes or inter-country bounter desu. I think it's fucking retarded. At least keep the memes /hoc/ related. Clip art hasn't ever been funny imo. /hoc/ used to actually put effort into it's memes and shitposting.
>>64305189
inter country banter was always /sp/ culture though
I got banned for making a bait thread on /k/ :(((((
>>64305218
good.
>>64305218
I bet you made a magazines vs clips thread you faggot.
>>64305219
> implying a decent bait that ain't decent once in a while
>>64305225
Nope, I made a "I want to kill people's dogs for power because I'm a cop" thread
>Arizona needs real goalie
>Holland will probably never pull the trigger on a Howard trade
>Expansion draft would mean losing Mrazek if we don't trade Howie due to his NMC
>>64305338
Trading Mrazek would make Abdelkader's contract look like it was sent from heaven.
>>64305355
I want them to trade Howie so they can protect Mrazek in an expansion draft desu. Otherwise he's gone if and when one happens. Wouldn't be up to them and Pete is definitely good enough to be a #1 in the NHL and so far hasn't been injury prone like Jimmy either.
>>64305367
You're right. There isn't really much reason for Mrazek to want to stay in Detroit since he can take the #1 spot in an at least equally good team.
Don't mean to hate on Jimmy, but as you say he has been injury prone, and is getting older. So choosing him over Mrazek would only mean an uncertain future.
>>64305499
nigger
>>64305307
You probably demand humor threads where people post the same lame-ass jokes every time, too
>clip art isn't funny
Get off my general tttt
>>64305546
Nah, humor threads are pretty lame
They get a lot of material from bait threads anyway
R8 my tattoo
>>64305687
9.5/10
>>64305687
9fag as fuck
>>64302456
Are you ok?
>>64305708
Wtf i swear i didnt find this from 9gag I DO NOT BROWSE 9GAG PLS NO BULLY
>>64305745
I believe you
Reminder that "läck" as in Eddie Läck means leak (as in leakage) in swedish.
He was doomed from the start.
>Detroit vs. Vancouver
>Vancouver has been playing pretty poorly as of late
>Henrik Sedin is now injured too
This means a confirmed loss for Detroit, right? They are always shit against shit teams.
>>64305803
>mfw when all these meme goalies from last year getting exposed
Geoffrey Lang
@GeoffreyDLang
@BWildeCTV Including tonight, #Habs have outshot the opposition 245-164 in the last 7 games. Their record is 1-6.
>>64305893
But the Flamemes have 8 wins in a row m8. Their regression is regressing.
>>64305937
I was talking aboot meme GOALIES my burger eating chum
>>64305955
he's obviously too stupid to post a screenshot of a tweet on an imageboard so no shit he's too dumb to read your post
>>64305958
>implying I'm going to take a puush of a tweet with ctrl c + ctrl v is faster
Smell my nuts kid
>>64305955
binland explain this to me. it says its like pouring vodka on sauna coals like in helsinki..does it get you drunk or does it waste a ton of the alcohol
https://www.touchofmodern.com/sales/vaportini-a4967f03-d470-40b2-989e-aedddf2c55e6/vaportini-complete-kit
>>64305967
>not pouring beer on your sauna coals
>that based beer smell
>>64305981
does it get me drunk or not? I remember seeing it on always sunny
>>64305967
Sacrifices to Perkele
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perkele
>>64305994
so if I bathe myself in blood it should be cool
>>64306003
yes
>>64305987
In theory, yes. But in reality it is a very ineffective way to get drunk.
>pour beer for smell
>drink beer/vodka/whatever to get drunk
>>64305967
Pour beer on sauna coals, pouring vodka on them would probably just smell like shit and waste good vodka
what should I have my sister get me for christmas? its got to be in the $50 range
>>64306067
nudes
>>64306084
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/norway-wants-to-move-its-border-20-metres-left-so-it-can-give-finland-a-mountain-a6777796.html
>>64306067
One of these bad boys (the helmet, not the guy).
>>64306103
Jofa is shit tier Sven
>>64306109
So is your team, thought you'd be used to it by now.
>>64306127
Jokes on you faggot you're irrelevant without us.
>>64306140
>not "jokes on you, it's your team too"
Fucking missed it, dumbass
>>64306160
>Not using the current angry Cock
>>64306166
>not being old school
>>64306067
Pretty sure my sister and my friend are getting me the red wings bomber hat from Monday's giveaway at the Joe
I get duplicate gifts like every year
>>64305338
Why do you faggots want to get rid of a good thing?
Get rid of ericsson before Howard
>>64307082
Howard = expensive, injury prone, and has a NMC
Teams like Vegas, Seattle, etc happening = Almost guaranteed expansion draft = Losing Mrazek to said draft as a result of the NMC.
Going forward Petr will probably be a lot better than Jimmy.
>implying anyone is gonna want Ericsson
>an NHL team picked a nigger before the Chris Pronger/Nick Lidström hybrid.
There any newish McDavid Pulju comics? Ain't been around because of finals.
Dan Murphy –
Verified account @sportsnetmurph
#RedWings have brought Adam Oates in to work with their team for the next three days.
>>64307177
blunder of the century?
>>64307199
The Laine part might be new, but that same image was done in the summer when it started.
>>64307202
Real talk?
I believe it will be viewed as one of the biggest plunders of all time.
Watch the draft video and see how relieved Buffalo staff was when Nashville foolishly picked Jones.
They had their eyes on Risto all along and shat their pants when NSH walked their Finnish scout to the stage.
They thought they lost him.
>>64307214
desu Laine should be holding the gun.
He has eclipsed Pulju by a country mile as a prospect.
Laine was believed to be the greatest player of his age group 3-4 years ago but his attitude issues, Matthews emergence and Pulju being a very impressive prospect stole the spot light.
Now that Laine got his shit together mentally and how he out plays Pulju most of the time, I think it will go:
1. Matthews
2. Laine
3. Chychryn
4. Puljujärvi
5. Tkatchuk
After the wjc I'll reconsider.
>>64307294
I only have this
>>64307247
He is shit.
Literally poor mans *insert swedish defender*
>>64307339
Career hat tricks
Lidström: 0
Norristolainen: 1
>>64302583
This desu
>>64307369
Fug i meant Karlsson :D
>>64307339
You're witnessing the dawn of Finlands golden generation and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>64307369
Bet he will bathe in olympic golds, stanley cups and 7 norris cups.
>>64307396
A bronze swedish generation is enough to match it. It's K
>>64307403
Who knows?
Right now he is a top 6 defenseman leaguewide as a 20 year old.
Our high end prospects past 3 years have been better than yours.
Who knows what will happen?
>>64307403
if he gets to play with fedorov,datsyuk and yzerman. Maybe.
I'm a foreigner who is at the TPS-KooKoo game right now. Hockey is fucking weird
>>64307444
>Right now he is a top 6 defenseman leaguewide as a 20 year old.
>Our high end prospects past 3 years have been better than yours.
> top 6 defenseman leaguewide
>Our prospects better than yours.
Can't breathe
>>64307478
Who do you have to match guys like Ristolainen, Barkov, Rantanen, Honka?
Expand it with one year and there's Teräväinen and Määttä.
Past 4 years you have Nylander who hasn't proved shit in the NHL and Hampus Lindholm who is stagnating after a promising start.
>>64307522
they have that manlet nylander and foppa who only knows how to play offensively. Nothing else.
>>64307478
If you don't think Ristolainen hasn't been a top 6 D leaguewide this season, you're dumb as bricks. Simple as that.
>>64307478
The last three years there's been more Finns than Swedes drafted in the top 10.
Sweden is certainly producing more players, but Finland is making as many guys who deserve to play on national teams as Sweden.
Probably not before the Olympics in Korea, but when it's in China the Finnish team could be better.
>>64307522
How many dots does one person need in their name FFS?
>>64307522
The media here has reported a bunch on how Finland has produced so many good goalies because Hockey Finland recognized the importance of the position and emphasized development of goalies.
I've heard how now the same thing is happening with big forwards. Like the 13 year olds that are 6 feet and cant skate too well get extra attention. Is this true?
>>64307597
They're called umlauts.
Ä sounds like A when you say ass.
>>64307597
maeaettae
>>64307161
They'll want him if we give them all our picks next year, and it'll be worth it
umlauts are cool: Mötley Crüe
>>64307522
Lindholm puts up the same numbers as Barkov.
Nylander shits on any finn drafted in the last 10 years.
Alex Nylander will shit all over Pulju and Laine even if he is drafted lower. Literally a sniper William. We dont spend 2% of our GDP on the national hockey player hype ministry like you guys do.
>>64307583
>Probably not before the Olympics in Korea, but when it's in China the Finnish team could be better.
No you don't know finns like we do. They are eternal chokers, they literally can't win against their masters.
>>64307680
motörhead
>>64307613
We had a retarded approach for the longest time in charge of all sports junior development.
It was called Nuori Suomi(Young Finland). The idea was that all juniors are to be treated equally.
This is a nice idea but it also gives bad results.
Now that it's scrapped and the coaches get to do their thing the best of the best get more attention.
Also in Finnish junior hockey since forever the scravny big kids who didn't know how to skate were treated as stay at home d's despite their other traits.
The short more developed speeders were treated as top prospects, which obviously they weren't.
Finland copied the Canadian approach and started to use the big kids, that's all.
>>64307689
>they literally can't win against their masters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeoMOnGn6Xo
>>64307705
>Finland copied the Canadian approach and started to use the big kids, that's all.
Started to use growth hormone on you kids you mean.
Finns are literally hunchback manlets without illegal suplements
>>64307722
Please return back to your containment thread.
You're an embarrasment.
Gary Bettman has rigged the draft lottery.
1) Arizona Coyotes
2) Buffalo Sabres
3) Anaheim Ducks
t. Insider
>>64307722
i am living, eating, sleeping, shitting and saunaing on what you claim to be your land, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it but whine on /hoc/ like a faggot
>>64307705
Sweden should do the same thing, but it's probably illegal.
Same thing happened to me when I had to coach soccer. You're supposed to treat everyone equally, to not let the bad players feel left out. I found out that the bad players care more about winning, then how much impact they had on the game. So I'd coach the 2 or 3 kids who could score a bunch and we won a bunch and the good and bad players were both happy.
>>64307750
>Trip
Back to HFboards you autist
>>64307781
The only part that is not a frozen flat boring hellhole already speaks swedish and drains your tax money.
Feels good the cancer part is gone.
>>64307808
>me
>paying taxes
lel i live in a tiny cottage in the forest
i don't even have running water
>John Scot on waivers and probably going to get sent down and be ineligible for the ASG
leddit BTFO
>>64307294
>3. Chychryn
He didn't even make the Canadian WJC team, total bust. Won't even go in the first round at this rate.
>>64307852
DUDE IM LYING LMAO
>>64307886
Not many 17 year olds make u20 team Canada dumbass.
Doesn't make him a bad prospect but his offensive upside was definitely overrated.
>>64307911
He was supposed to be the next Ekblad
>>64307926
Ekblad is shit though
>>64307926
Well obviously he's not, no one is speculating he would go first overall.
Also the Jury is still out if Ekblad was even worthy of first overall pick. His season has been disappointing and he has slipped to a 4th D on piss poor Florida defense.
Defensemen are risky picks.
>>64307948
>His season has been disappointing and he has slipped to a 4th D on piss poor Florida defense.
classic sophmore season slump
>>64301585
>It wasn't even semen
why would that be more comforting?
jk
>>64307808
Jag vet vart ditt kön sitter
>>64307926
Please name one credible source that says he'll be the next Ekblad. He never got ES and doesn't even play remotely close to the style Ekblad utilizes.
>>64307965
http://www.ottawasun.com/2015/02/19/super-rookie-chychrun-following-ekblads-footsteps
Tbh, I don't even care that much. But he's been a disappointment.
>>64307962
Could be or maybe he just isn't that good.
Time will tell.
I don't really see anything wrong with his game.
Only knock on him I got is that he doesn't seem to have amazing hockey iq and sometimes doesn't see the ice well and makes a poor decision.
This is something that young d's often do and it gets weeded out in development.
>>64307965
>He never got ES
>12 years old
>go to hockey match
>can't see the puck
>someone scores
>crowd goes nuts
>still can't see the puck
>never return
How the hell does hockey attract new viewers?
>>64308021
Sorry Ahmed. This is a white mans sport.
>>64308021
all you need is bigger tv man
>>64308001
>The Sun
Not a credible source but I get your point and do agree with you, both him and Sean Day are pretty big disappointments.
>>64308021
You wear glasses?
>0 points in WJC
>Finnish "top" """prospect"""
We were a hockey nation and shit
>>64308186
Nylander had 0 points in WJC when he was 16
>>64308204
Stop communicating with the muslim.
>>64308186
>>64308204
McDavid had 14 pts at 16
No excuses for these Scandinavian busts
>>64308204
Not even he could get a spot on our gold winning team.
Poopojärvi went into it being your typical hyped finnish hockey jesus.
>>64308215
>amazing hockey iq
>I don't really see anything wrong with his game
>see the ice well
>weeded out in development
Just go back to your retirement home already
>>64308242
You seem pretty hostile for some reason.
Did your daddy touch you in the no no zone?
Is that why you're so salty?
>>64308021
We try to avoid attracting retards, glad you didn’t like it
>>64308242
Why are you so obsessed with an American prospect anyway?
>>64308262
>>64308295
I don't negotiate with mongols.
Autistic finnish wannabe pro scouts have the right to go see a psychologist
>>64308308
You are obviously mentally ill.
I seriously hope there is someone near you to take care of your well being.
Imagine a thread without Sweden
>>64308395
I like Sweden
>>64307948
literally every other top 10 pick was shit that year
ekblad is a fine first overall
dylan larkin should have been picked earlier
>>64308308
me left u on right
>>64308405
nice try swede in disguise
>>64308395
You need crap in your life so you can appreciate the non-crap parts of it.
Swedes keep up my daily annoyance quotas.
>>64308405
you should see a doctor about your illness my friend, we want you to stay healthy
>>64308418
Holy shit that right one is disgusting looking
I heard someone here doesn't like clip art pigs?
>>64308334
Of course being a +30 fat autistic finn doing pro scout roleplaying online is the definition of being a well adjusted sane individual.
>>64308414
Larkin is not even in the top 3 in scoring for that draft class not to mention he's a twink
>>64308424
So like how Canada pretends to be on par with the US?
At last I see,
the downsides of being a superior I guess
>>64308462
kc tier
>>64308414
I suppose you're right.
That draft isn't looking too good right now.
>>64308457
Why would someone not like clip art pigs?
>>64308014
kek
Mason is elite
>>64308894
i can't see the puck do i need bigger tv or something
Reminder that I'd rek you faggots
>>64308927
what a pleb. You don't watch the puck, you watch the flow of the game.
>>64308588
It looks pretty weak honestly.
In retrospect it should have gone like this:
>>64308961
i can't see the flow do i need tv with better resolution
>>64308973
you need bigger brain.
>>64309002
where can i get one??
>>64309007
nowhere. Blame your daddy and mom for bad genes.
>>64308953
Do people actually play non be a gm modes?
I didn't know that.
>>64309023
Who's the qt3.14? She looks nice.
>>64309041
It's my girlfriend :)
Me on the right
Does your bro love you enough to get you hockey stuff for christmas?
>>64309067
My bro is a mercenary and I haven't seen him in 3 years. I doubt he brings me anything if he ever comes back alive.
>>64309067
>wings
>>64309146
STREAK
T
R
E
A
K
does /hoc/ think O'Sullivan is a whiner for telling everyone Burrows said a dick thing to him ten years ago? Personally, the way he is acting it is no wonder his dad beat him. Total bitch amirite?
>>64309168
i fucked your mom last night
your dad filmed it
>>64309168
Not sure how I feel about it desu.
On the other hand handling the bantz is crusial but Burrows is a subhuman and talking about serious shit is kinda fucked up.
>>64309278
>>64309207
meta?
>>64309168
holding it in for 10 years isnt really bitchy
it'd be bitchy if he whined about it back then
>>64309168
If it was anyone else I would say yes. Burrows is a scumbag subhuman so he deserves to be gassed.
>>64309340
Then again you'd have to gas some other folks too.
Lot's of things were revealed in Fleyru's book.
It's a jungle down on the ice.
Why does all suomalaiset copy russkiye at everything?
Finn always loves to copy every legendary venäläiset in hockey no originality even upi admits to this and he is the least likely to become aisankannattaja like many countrymen
>>64309525
actually no
>>64309550
Not me.
Regards; samefinn
>>64309525
don't make a fool out of yourself my man
>>64309573
kc tier Photoshop
Go back to yli
>>64309603
tuu tänne sanoo vittu mä tirpasen sua lättyyn homo
>>64309620
WAN MÄN APPIDELA :DDD SAMMO HOLIDEI :DDD
>HOLIDAY OF DREAMS :DDDD
Thank you once again Canada for inviting the valuable inssight of ylilauta
>>64309750
You vodka Mongols disgust me
Kc tier posters
>>64309874
>canada
>white
>>64310117
you're still not white, friendo
>>64310078
There is literally a better than one in three chance that you are a shitskin.
Top
Kek
>>64310141
t. Jamal Smith
>>64309874
Canadian looks like a crazed lesbian. Made me chuckle and kek.
>>64310195
>not being the only gay eskimo
>>64310195
More like Jamal Sanchez lelmao
sup /hoc/
haven't been here in a few days but thought you would enjoy these thighs
go kings go!
>>64310163
>american demographics are the same as 4chan demographics
canadians, everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0A7WtCj7yc
international hokkei soon
>tennis player Stan Wawrinka has stepped down from the board of directors of HC Lausanne stating internal strife over a desired capital increase and lack of time as the reasons
The sports teams from the French half are honestly such a joke sometimes.
>>64310309
>literally and unironically being 63% as a country
ISHYGDDT
>>64310332
I just got a galaxy 6 edge + am I a meme now? This thing is crazy
>mfw i can watch my team self-destruct after years of embarassing failures in the playoffs
Can they even get rid of Getzlaf? Dude is playing shittier than ever, it's insane. There are ROOKIES outplaying this bald fucking faggot who is the captain of a NHL team, was Cup Winner and a Gold Medal Winner.
Team is pretty much doomed, I guess it will be fun to see who gets shipped off where. Soon MacLean will probably take over as interim head coach and Boudreau will go buy a basket of hotwings or something.
>>64310538
>change your based finns for swedish busts
ducks deserve everything
>>64310538
I just hope you guys don't fire Gabby.
>>64310569
Lol, I can't even deny it. Hagelin and Silfverberg can't score fucking goals, Lindholm regressed since last year to the point where I barely notice his impact.
Rakell is the only one who has gotten better, but it's not like he's doing amazing or anything.
>>64310638
tfw dux brought in Hags as a top 6 forward with a 5 mill. contract, but then learned he was a third liner
>>64310538
Poostain Brown has more goals than Getzlaf
and Getzy only has an open netter
feels badman
>>64310727
I was thinking maybe Ducks can trade Getzlaf to the Oilers, and they can just pretend it's Messier being the bald faggot he is, then the Ducks take their young skilled forwards.
Everybody wins.
>>64310754
trade for the Sedins. You obviously haven't signed up or traded for enough Canucks.
>>64310754
we should have kept khudobin and shopped around freddie more for some wingers that can actually score. Gibson should have been the starter since last season
>>64310858
But gibby lets in 6 goals vs CAR and BUF.. Freddie>Gibb because he was putting up solid numbers at the start of the season when ANA was scoring 1 goal a game
>tfw 63 degrees outside
It's chilly f@m send help
>>64310997
First world metrics or nothing senpai
>>64310997
Fuck off Floridafag, get on my level
>>64311014
What would you know about the first world Somalia
>>64310997
>tfw it's 60 degrees F in NJ right now
fucking god dammit el Nino
>>64310973
Pretty sure Gibby was switched out in the Carolina game, and there were some empty netters if i remember right. Freddie and Gibby are both fine choices.
Either way, the team isn't scoring goals, doesn't matter how good your goalie is.
>>64311061
>tfw the first real snow in michigan except for the blizzard in november
>barely 2 inches
this winter fucking blows
>>64311061
>retarded Mongols being retarded Mongols
Neat, Pekka
>>64311058
Literally you an Libya.
You and Libya.
>>64311078
this
>>64310973
either way, we can't be sitting on gibb & freddie. gibb has a better contract and i feel he is a better option than 5hole freddie. his numbers should get a better return. Him and a package of some of our bigger wings in the minors should get us a decent goal scorer or two
my fucking face when star wars feels like star wars again
>>64311110
>not diving into snow after sauna
>>64311020
that picture is from 4 days ago
>>64311108
I just want some snows already duck El Nino you Mexican fuck
>>64311147
so it doesnt? your face is nonexistent reddit
>>64311186
its gonna be 58 in michigan on christmas
ON CHRISTMAS
im voting for bernie, fuck this climate change bullshit
>>64311147
Everything about that movie sounds like they did nothing creative with it. I'm trying to reserve judgement but even the one big spoiler isn't a plot loin or anything. Where's the substance?
>>64311209
It felt a lot like Return of the Jedi in a lot of ways. The first movie seems like it's essentially used to set up for the next two with the passing of the torch from old crew to new. I'm really looking forward to seeing where they take it.
>>64311225
New
>>64311209
it was pretty shitty writing even if you overlook that they gave the untrained girl God powers
>>64311239
>one post early
>>64311244
>>64311244
>>64311244
New thread senpaitachi
