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TOR:Leafs will turn to Garret Sparks on Thursday
MIN:Devan Dubnyk will start Thurs. against NYR
DAL:Tyler Seguin scores twice in win over CBJ
CHI:Patrick Kane's point streak ends at 26 games
CAL:Kris Russell scores OT winner vs. Preds
PHI:Jakub Voracek has big night in OT win
FLA:Aleksander Barkov scores 3 pts in win v NYI
OTT:Hammond gets the nod vs. Capitals Wednesday
MON:Carey Price wins Lou Marsh Memorial Trophy
PIT:Penguins lose Beau Bennett for 4-6 weeks
PIT:M-A Fleury out Wed., may have a concussion
FLA:Jaromir Jagr (flu) appears to be out Tuesday
rapist btfo
The wongs are taking the cup in 2016. Screen cap this.
>the tire fire that is the pacific division
it's not our year is it
>>64277477
Is it ever?
>5 posts early
tfw 4chan pass expires
>>64277477
Stars are winning it my man
yfw the sh/A/rks win the cup
>>64277477
Year to win the lottery
>tfw still technically our year
>wings don't play til friday
who /drinking/ here?
>Penguins
We won't make the playoffs, will we?
>>64277951
>we
Any Ottawans in here? Looks like the sens are going to be moving to an arena downtown. Can't fucking wait, the architecture for the new plans is going to be insanely impresive
Discuss
>>64278018
Best thing to happen to the Flyers in a while. Hope he never gets sent down.
>>64277992
>getting triggered by "we"
it's shorthand. just like SMNF (smell my nuts, family)
>>64277951
>we
>>64277916
Going to drink on friday instead and might miss the game.
Fucking social life, always ruining everything. Rreee
>>64278018
ROTY GOAT
Great consistent play every night.Has a lot to learn and has to stop with turnovers but he's a great addition to the team and great to have him on power play and OT.Especially for a team that goes to OT a lot
>>64277386
look at them they're just asking for it
>>64278018
Easily makes the Floridian all-time team
X - X - X
X - X - X
X - X - X
X - X - Hinote
Chychrun - Gostisbehere
X - X
Eakins - X
X
X
>>64278464
Watch the game instead then faggot
How much is he worth?
>>64278666
No more than 4million a year for 3 years
He's declining FAST
>>64278600
No :)
>>64277232
>>64277264
complete the set
>>64278682
lol
even if he is decling that's a good joke
>>64278666
Poor, poor mans Nylander
>>64278761
But Kneelander is just a poor man's Rantanen
>>64278873
Who?
>>64278873
>Rantanen
>lower PPG while having played less games
Confirmed bust
>Rantanen is a combination of elite-level hockey sense, silky smooth hands, and nimble skating.
Literally meat and potatoes the description
>>64278018
He's going to startle the rest of the league
>>64278993
Comparing draft+1 and D+2 season is apples and oranges. Anyways Mikko's already a superior two-way player with nearly the same ppg rate.
>>64279118
What a time to be alive
>>64279118
>>64279177
Why does'nt Denmark, Sweden & Finland combined to make Scandinavian Union (SU) then have a combined hockey team
PK Subban being interview on Boston Sports radio right now
God this guy sounds white as shit
>>64279203
If you ask a Dane or a Finn the answer would boil down to:
"Fuck Sweden"
>>64279118
Rantanen sucks ass just like every Finnish forward.
Quick, tell me who's the highest scoring Finnish forward in the league right now.
>Mikko Koivu
>IT'S LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING
>>64279203
It would be sweden with male cheerleaders from Denmark and Finland up in the stands
>>64279118
>better ppg than Mikko in AHL
>better ppg in SHL than Mikko had in Liiga
>better ppg than Mikko in WJC 20, 18 & WHC 17
>better ppg in (swedish) Super Elit than Mikko in (finnish) Jr A SM-Liiga
;^)
>>64279244
Sweden = center of the nordic universe
Feels good.
>>64279244
Why hate your benefactors???
>>64279262
Not true, goaltending would be exclusively Finns and at least half of the top 6 forwards. Sweden would dominate defense though
>>64279345
By really Lundshit is better than any Mongol to be honest
>>64279345
See, this >>64279262 >>64279326 is what we have to deal with.
They aren't anything special compared to other Nordicks but they act as if their shit don't smell.
Swedes have no bounds when it comes to their inflated egos. And whenever for example a Dane or a Norwegian calls them out on it they seem to completely baffled that anyone would thinks Swedes are smug.
>>64279326
FINLAND FUCKING REKT
>>64279366
>better than any Mongol
but mongol goalers have rings
>>64279385
Crawford has 2 rings
Quick has 2 rings
Osgood has 3 rings
>>64278666
At this rate, 5-7 mill a year for 4 years max
>>64279375
Makes sense Fuck Sweden :^)
>>64279366
Rinne is better
Rask is better
Nemo is better
>>64279203
>Denmark, Sweden, & Finland
>Finland
>Scandinavian
Requesting thread without Sweden image
>>64279366
Raanta has a ring
who /custom christmas ornaments/ here
>>64279375
All nordics are pretty much equally smug m8.
Hockey players produced:
CAN>>>>>SWE>>>>US>>>>>>>>>>>>>FIN
>>64279435
heres that "secondary scoring" you wished for pham
>>64279427
>Norge
>>64279239
That's why I laugh when people call him a nigger. He's an uncle Tom, a black kid with good parents who grew up, upper middle class. He's super nice and really good PR wise, he's just competitive.
>>64279439
Finns aren't smug.
We are just belligerent.
>>64279405
Lundpads has 0 rings
>rags
Why did Nemo steal Nabokov playstyle?
>finnish Sebastian Aho is LW
>swedish Sebastian Aho is D
>tfw there will never be a Sebastian Aho-Sebastian Aho line ever
>>64279471
You can act pretty smug when talking about Sweden. Especially topics like feminism and immigration.
>>64279470
But his skin.
He seems like a genuinely great guy, good with the media (he was just being interviewed by two of the biggest sports talk radio names in Boston, also whom are complete jackwagons and most of Boston has a love/hate relationship with) and he handled them no problem.
Coming from a Bruins fan, I would absolutely love him on my team.
But he's a Habs faggot so that piece of shit can go kill himself.
>>64279520
That's because you guys are completely insane when it comes to those things.
Seriously, Finland is c-ucked but you're next level c-ucked.
>>64279556
Canadian blacks =/= American blacks
>>64279556
Autism
>>64279498
Evgeni Nabokov is the pioneer of modern goaltending every goaltender copies him.
>>64279567
That doesn't mean your level of smugness is any lower, no matter how true that is.
>>64279498
Why did Tretiak copy Upi Ylönen's style and steal his stick?
>>64279633
Because he's a slav.
For a slav it is only natural to steal the things of others and then claim they have always been theirs.
>>64279633
>>64279659
Clearly you have no respect for the greatest goaltenders of the previous generations.
>>64278761
The kid has yet to play a full NHL season. Lets not count our chickens before they hatch.
>>64279719
>Americaitlyns talking about prospect development
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>>64279719
>Thinking Nylander needs the NHL more than the NHL needs Nylander
AYYYY
>>64279682
This. If he went to the NHL, he belonged to the Habs too. That would have been cool.
>>64279841
I'm cautiously optimistic. Success in the AHL doesn't always mean success in the NHL.
Post players who are literally inconsolable after a loss
Had a rough day at the office my family
P.K. Subban was on Boston's sports radio earlier.
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2015/12/16/p-k-subban-on-playing-in-boston-i-look-to-spoil-the-fun-for-the-whole-city/?cid=facebook_98.5_The_Sports_Hub
>need to hear a minute of ads first
ps. Fuck Subban
>>64278666
Whatever he wants it's too fucking much. He was fucking garbage in the playoffs, he's been garbage this year, and I hope we can rip somebody off in a trade so we can at least get something for this useless piece of shit.
anyone know a good site to watch khl games
>>64280400
memehackey.ru
>>64280155
No one cares about this shit you sperglord
>>64280474
>responding to master of dubs
>>64280155
>playing EA: Pay2Win
>>64280305
>tfw stammer seems like one of the most genuinely nice guys in the league besides Brian Boyle
>tfw still want stammer off the team because he looks like a steamy pile of shit
>>64279457
Objectively true, although czechs deserve a spot too for jagr, hasek, and st Petr
>>64280305
Trade you Richards and ericsson for him
Leafs lineup next season what do you guys think?
Kovalchuk Stamkos Matthews
JVR Nylander Kadri
Lupul Bozak Komarov
Spaling Marner Winnik
Phaneuf Reilly
Gardiner ???
??? ???
Personally I think this team has cup potential.
>>64279239
He's the third sedan sister but not Swedish and had a paint job
>>64280656
Add Radulov and Byfuglien
tyler seguin
Sens Caps
>>64280864
>>64280656
where are crosby ovechkin price and doughty
>>64280934
Busy not winning a cup
Hamburglar is back in action tonight.
>>64280305
He and Crosby have been way off form this year, disconcertingly so.
>>64280961
Indeed. So come post in my thread!
>>64280656
>stamkos
Stopped reading there
>>64280656
If we can lure in Stamkos something has to give at center. No way any of those guys are 4th line centermen. I'm not sold on Kadri as the most senior player being pushed out of his job. Especially with how good he has been with his faceoff % this year.
Robidas' and Bozak's are some bad contracts at the moment that limit options. Both have no trade clauses.
I don't see Kovalchuk coming to Toronto.
I tried to build a roster but its just so up in the air. So many variables to really put a roster together. It would be a lot easier if they dumped some current contracts for picks but that would be way less exciting.
I want the Stammer!
>>64281008
>we
You won't get stammer either. Even if he leaves there's no way he'd sink his career on a permashit team
>>64277264
>>64277232
Patrick, the Blackhawks are EVIL!
>>64281034
I hope he goes full meme and joins someone like Phoenix
>>64281034
>MAD AT STAMMER
Seriously though when stamkos comes to Toronto, does it destroy the American argument anyone actually wanting to play for a sunbelt franchise?
I say yes.
>>64281034
>live in upstate new york
>get shit for not liking the rags
>get shit for not liking boofalo
>get shit for not liking islandurs
>live closest to Ottawa, Montreal and Toronto
>grew up idolizing Doug Gilmour and Wendell Clark
On all levels except physical I am Canadian.
>>64281151
>stammer on the coyotes playing with doan
My dick is fuckin diamond
>>64281194
What about vinny and andreychuk?
>>64281203
Kill yourself my man
>>64281203
Gross tttt
Nail Yakupov's dads name is Rail
>>64281429
>>64281034
Bringing the cup to Toronto is the biggest thing you can do in NHL as a player tbqh. Do that and you will have your status as a legend carved in stone.
>>64281571
I'm sure babcock is enthusiastically waiting to be recognized as the greatest coach of all time
http://gothamsn.com/watch-fight-breaks-out-at-islanders-game-at-barclays/#
>Barclays staff
Holy shit. Fuck you niggers.
>>64281279
Drafted there and was a ring chaser
>>64281723
Vinny has said he plans to move back to Tampa and raise his kids as bolts fans when he retires. This was after he started playing for filthy. Also doesn't explain andreychuk
>>64281685
>why
Staff probably had their orders, let no unauthorized person pass. If they do so, they risk getting shit for it. So before letting anyone past, even a group that claims what that guy on twitter claimed, they would need to get an okay from their boss. Something that would risk taking too long, and the video on the board might be over by then. A terrible situation to be in for everyone, and a situation with no simple answers.
Now, remember that we did not get to see the situation from the start in the video. And I would guess that both parties were to blame for the situation getting escalated.
All in all I would guess that this happened because of a misunderstanding. Perhaps the family didn't know they weren't allowed to go to another section and perhaps (as said earlier) the security staff didn't know anything about the family.
With that said, of course, if a security guard knocked a women out cold, then it really needs to be investigated further.
>fellow wings fans want Stammer
am I alone in not wanting stammer? He doesnt do anything spectacular and he's expensive as fuck
>>64281942
He came to try to win a cup not for the joy of playing in tampon gay, idiot.
>>64282181
Nah, you're not alone.
>No wings til friday
hey, the griffins are winning!
12 games here we come
>Ron Wilson named U.S.A National Team head coach
Ron fucking Wilson
>Chris Pronger is STILL under contract
?????????????????????????????????
>>64282587
>junior hockey
Only a country that elected dude weed guy would be pathetic enough to care about that shit
>>64282656
>He knows it's already over
>"W-we don't c-care"
>>64282600
as is marc savard
captcha: select all images with sandwiches
>>64282600
>>64282766
Pretty sure Bryzgalov is sill collecting checks from like 3 teams
>>64282656
he knows matthews is a bust and will inevitably get exposed
>"m-meme t-tournament tbqh guys"
Just who is going to stop the Caps train?
>>64283073
lmao
greatest post of the day
>>64282692
>>64282934
Just accept that only you kucks actually care about it and move on
Hey guys I'm kind of new to hockey do forgive me if this is super obvious, but where do the Canucks find so much penis dick to suck?
>>64283267
They probably just go to your mothers house and wait outside
>mfw Tuuka is back to being ELITE
>mfw the Bruins are good again
>mfw the MadMan really solved everything
>>64283547
>mfw Sweeney is fucking elite
How did he do it?
>>64283547
>Bruins are good again
>Bruins
>Good again
>>64283695
>mfw a canadian says something
Like really, it's like talking to a 2 year old with how fucking stupid everything they say is
>you now realize Rask is going to win another Vezina
>>64283743
>mfw a capitals """"""fan""""""" says something
Like really, it's like talking to a 2 year old with how fucking stupid everything they say is
>>64283764
>Rask
12-7-3, .917 sv%, 4 SO
>Holtby
20-4-1, .935 sv%, 1 SO
>>64283731
>finnish goaltending
>>64283806
>mfw a capitals """"""fan""""""" says something
Like really, it's like talking to a 2 year old with how fucking stupid everything they say is
>>64283806
Rask is a slow starter.
He's been an absolute madman the last 10 games or so after being a complete sack of shit for the start of the season as usual.
He actually got it going faster than usually this season.
He will be at the top by the season is done.
>>64283833
>>64283847
Lundquist better
Why all of this Rask talk right now? Sure, he had 34 saves in a SO, but the Penguins didn't present any real threatening chances for him to stop.
>>64283875
>mfw a rags """"""fan""""""" says something
>Like really, it's like talking to a 2 year old with how fucking stupid everything they say is
>>64283914
>mfw an ignorant retard says something
Like really, it's like talking to a 2 year old with how fucking stupid everything they say is
>>64283914
Because he has 3 shutouts and is 9-1-3 in the last 13 games.
>>64283950
>mfw a capitals """"""fan""""""" says something
Like really, it's like talking to a 2 year old with how fucking stupid everything they say is
>>64283719
Stop memeing and show me one stat that proves Rask is elite in 2015-16
>>64284001
>mfw a canadian says something
Like really, it's like talking to a 2 year old with how fucking stupid everything they say is
>>64284018
>t. American Bruin pro
>>64284033
>mfw a canadian says something
Like really, it's like talking to a 2 year old with how fucking stupid everything they say is
Lel
>Analslime Cucks
>>64283951
>20-4-1
Digging this new meme desu
>>64284295
What new meme?
>>64284339
oh ok
>>64284055
>t. American spammer
>>64284381
>mfw a canadian says something
Like really, it's like talking to a 2 year old with how fucking stupid everything they say is
confirmed false flag to make bruinsfags look bad
stay assblasted shittsburgh
>>64284455
No I'm a bruins fan tbqh with you Joe
But when canadians say dumb things I can't help but point it out.
>>64284455
He's obviously from Southie
they have expanded their brains
they can finally use a computer
Truly dark days are upon us
>>64284509
rude
>>64284404
:^) gimme a (You)
no because my own kinsmen were mean to me
>>64284679
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
lel
>>64281194
>that flag
>this topic
Kek
>1993
>>64284455
you dont need help looking bad, you're the bruins
I'd fucking rek you fags
>>64285076
>that flag
>""""genocide""""
pick 1
>>64285076
>1915
Armencucks on suicide watch
>>64285144
give me your playstation id, i'll play you right now
>>64285328
>responding to master of dubs
>>64282194
Are you talking about Dave? He stayed even when the team was shit and he had the opportunity to leave. Then he retired with the bolts and still works for the team and lives in Tampa. Idk what you're talking about f@m
post memes, you fucks
>>64283963
>tfw went to bed at 8 and now woke up and can't go back to sleep
>>64285415
reminder: publix sammiches cannot stand up to brewery sammiches
and if you disagree, you are mad at sammiches
Goodnight /hoc/
>>64285440
I think I'm the better authority on sandwiches tttt
>>64285441
Goodnight bean man
>>64285144
>no Mov Seguin
kek
>>64285458
no senpai
ya aint
>>64285471
Tbqhwy I am. Don't tell me you find that upsetting.
>>64285490
i think you're wrong, friendo
>>64285514
You're the mistake one my confused friend
>>64285529
pal, you seem to be mistaken
>>64285575
I'm enlightened by my own intelligence, I'm afraid you are incorrect
>>64285582
I know everything for I know that I know nothing, chief
>flames
We are going to make the play offs aren't we?
also for the first time ever the flames are actually playing a normal time over here and face off at 8pm on Saturday and of course I have a Braehead clan game.
>>64285592
>>64285599
shut the fuck up, we're talking about sammiches
>>64285602
>>64285587
I'm afraid you're still incorrect
>>64285616
sorry, fellow countryman, you appear to have made a snafu
>>64285621
I'm starting to come to a conclusion here. I'm worried that you may be mad at sandwiches
How would the league be different if every goaltender had to wear Irbe's pads?
>>64285654
I am upset that you would suggest such a thing to your good pal
>>64285669
I don't want to make such a conclusion hastily, I know we're friends which is why I'm so concerned. I just want what's best for you
>>64285679
It just hasnt been the same since Sheryl left
>>64285687
I know it's hard, but you're tough, and she's no good for you anyway.
>>64285706
maybe you could be sheryl tonight
>>64285712
I'll grab a case and some sandwiches at publix and maybe we can see what happens
WJC TOMORROW
SCANDINAVIA ON ALCOHOL ABUSE WATCH
>>64285748
What? WJC starts the 26th
>the three teams with the lowest odds for winning the WJC are all in group A
The finns did this.
>>64285871
rolf im not mad im fucking laughing cause u somalian loosers hate on us real white people :))
remember finns have most blonde hair and blue eyes in world WHITE
>>64286009
Your post looks like it has been written by a twelve year old.
>finnish goaltending
>>64286028
>>64286028
Seems like I rused u up pretty good reply even less now LOL!!!
>>64285871
Group A:
>Canada
>Sweden
Perennial title threats
>United states
Dark horse, odd roster choices but high end talent in Matthews
>Denmark
>Switzerland
Thanks for playing, Try again?
Group B:
>Finland
>Russia
>Czech Republic
All title threats this year, Russia could run away with it.
>Belarus
>Slovakia
Lots of potential here but none of them are championship quality, soon one of these 3 will overtake
It's not as bad as you made it out to be
>>64286121
Odds according to Bet365:
Canada: 2.10 (47.62% chance at winning)
USA: 5.00 (20%)
Sweden: 5.50 (18.18%)
Russia: 6.00 (16.67%)
Finland: 7.00 (14.29%)
Czech Republic: 41.00 (2.44)
So no. You're right in that the difference between USA and Finland is quite small. It's just Canada and CR that stands out when it comes to the top 6.
And I'm not really mad about it. If you want to win, you have to beat everyone direct or indirect anyway.
>>64285871
pssst
You do remember the draw was done last year?
So as always, blame the Canadians
>>64286269
Are you saying that Canada did it so that they would have a simpler path through the quarters and semis?
>>64286285
It is possible but I mostly think it's because they're Chinese.
The Chinese are weakling race whose place is to serve the powerful Mongol race.
>>64286330
>implying the new chinese KHL team won't be more successful than Jokerit
http://www.si.com/nhl/2015/12/15/nhl-power-rankings-week-10-washington-capitals-still-no-1
>si
>>64286411
>Jokerit
>finnish
>>64286646
>dallas #4
>consensus #1 in literally every other ranking
Good morning, /hoc/
Guess who :D
>>6428791
:D
>>64287911
Saku Koivu?
Just a reminder that sweden has autistic goalie in the wjc
>>64285388
>opportunity to leave
He played one season after the bolts won you fucking dummy
>sunbelt """"""""""""""fans""""""""""""""
would it be worth going to Malmö one night and watching Malmö vs djurgarden from Copenhagen?
>>64286646
>oilers
>6th
In the trash it goes
>>64288188
Sure if you have time and money to do so
>>64288188
I don't think that's an answer anyone here could answer for you. But I would think that you'd like it, even though Malmö isn't one of the top teams.
>>64288204
It's like a 30 mins train from Copenhagen in sure. And how much will a ticket cost like €25?
>>64288217
Thanks
It also means I get to see a wee bit of Sweden too
>>64288227
I have never been to Malmö, so I don't know what you're in for. But I believe you'll have a good time there, even to people on 4chan love to meme post about Malmö and immigration.
A ticket seems to be between €7 - €20 depending on when, what class you'll ride in and how old you are.
>>64288227
Don't forget to rape some of the locals while you're there
They like that stuff in Sweden
>>64286231
Jesus we are favourites by that much? HNNNNNNNHGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Serious question boys
How can one be given the title of King if one has no ring to demonstrate his dominance?
>>64287911
JUST
is the road to winter classic any good this year? should i watch`?
what do you think ryan johansen is worth? cbj fans have unrealistic expectations
>>64277571
>4chan pass
That's the most Tampon Gay post ever
>>64288621
About 5 million dollars
I've thought about it many times actually
My internet isn't great so getting rid of the captcha increases my ease of shitposting
>>64288219
15-20€ i'd believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSCBdAHukgE
lmao :DD
>>64288861
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
btw Marner and Nylander was among those players.
Are Marner and Nylander the future of leafs hockey? Or are they just another pair of over hyped busts that leafs front office know too well?
rags
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS
>>64290339
Hello Finland
>>64290496
how are you on this lovely snowy day?
>>64290513
tired and bored
>>64290527
Darn, gonna watch any games tonight?
sup publix fags I'm leaving florida tomorrow after getting here on Sunday. Am i supposed to get the publix meat or the boars head meat on the sub?
>>64289022
>kneelander
he's elite
next sundin
>>64290560
i'm gonna try to get some sleep but will eventually roll around my bed until the alarm clock next to me starts it's annoying loud screamlike noise and tells me i have to yet again get up after few miserable hours of restless sleep
>>64288188
there are people who commute from Malmö to Copenhagen and vice versa every day.
>>64290645
Sundin with ELITE hockey IQ, ELITE stickhandling, ELITE skating, ELITE work ethic, ELITE deadly shot, ELITE vision, ELITE locker room guy, ELITE cup winning instinct, ELITE hair, ELITE cock, ELITE testicles
>>64290645
I'm okay with this
we are young men
we live without working
we sad
but the average woman who is ugly and fat and old
and is working cleaning bathrooms
she never suicides
why?
>>64290801
sundin really was an amazing player. it's a shame he could never win a cup
>>64291143
munkie
>>64291201
He was no Nylander that's for sure
Can anyone confirm if Luca Sbisa will be playing in Philadelphia tonight
>>64291201
He played for the leafs what the fuck do you expect? Not even Gretzky could win a cup with the leafs.
>nylander
>swede
He's literally from nyland, finland
>>64291389
Pulju is literally swedish
>>64291201
What was so amazing about him?
No hardware, no cups, no allstar teams.
>>64291275
Leafs were a good team before the lock out. On paper they were capable of winning the cup.
They simply choked in the playoffs every time.
>>64291431
Who cares hes a bust lmao
>>64291450
>they simply choked
They have been doing that for decades finbro.
>>64291455
That is why we gave him away.
>Another bust for Bustkovs line in the olympics
Who in /panic mode/ here?
>>64290645
Kneelander is a dwarf with elite hockey iq and hands.
Best comparable is Granlund.
I would compare both of them to Marc Savard if they ever hit their absolute ceiling.
>>64291497
>Jesse Puljujärvi (born May 7, 1998) is a Swedish-born Finnish ice hockey player.
>Born May 7, 1998 (age 17) Älvkarleby,Sweden
>>64291488
not anymore
wings got their collective shit together. We might even get to the 2nd round this year!
>>64291488
Quite possibly the worst distribution of cap space I have ever seen in my life.
>>64290610
Boars head
>>64291504
>Nylander is comparable to the most overhyped finnish shitface that has ever stepped on this earth
You keep forgetting that Nylander is swedish and not finnish.
Swedes don't bust, we exceed expectations every time
>>64291536
They moved back to Finland when Jesse was born because Sweden is no place to raise a child.
>>64291586
Yes how horrible.
Maybe he could even have learned how to play hockey, better get him to Finland asap so he can bust like his tribesmen
>>64291579
>Swedes don't bust, we exceed expectations every time
Could that be because nobody expects them to succeed?
>>64291536
t. Jamal Paäjarvi-Svensson
>>64291579
>Larsshit
>Poojärvi Svensson
>Poomark
>Jönsson
>Tedenby
>Erixon
>Rundpleb
>Josefson
>Gustafsson
You have pretty much the biggest bust ratio of all hockey countries.
>>64291607
He's going to make Lylander his bitch in the babby games
>>64291607
His family probably didn't want for him to get culturally enriched by Jamal Abdul Al Shara
>>64286231
That's overrating Canada. I do think they're the favorites, but not by that much. The team had much more talent last year.
>>64291706
>dat comic
France and UK are more accomodating to the Muzzies :^)
>>64291706
Considering France and UK are pretty much the largest Islamic states in the world, this picture makes no sense.
>>64291608
We don't like to hype up kids that have played in kiddy leagues like you do.
The finns are just mental.
>>64291631
Literally removed Svensson because he is finnish
>>64291639
>Larsson >Bad
>Jönsson - Kenny, Jörgen? Hardly busts, 2 olympic golds on both. Kenny many seasons in NHL
>Tedenby - was never hyped, literally the kid that could style on worse people thats all
>Erixon - Literally retarded and swedes knew that
>Rundblad - Plays on possible the best team in NHL, next
>Josefson - Never hyped, now one of the best defensive forwards
>Gustafsson - drafted #159 kek
>>64291726
That was the best team since Crosby team.
McDavid, Domi, Lazar, Nurse, Duclair, Reinhart, Bowey, Morrisey all NHL calibre during the tournament
>>64291770
>Literally removed Svensson because he is finnish
Literally 100% Swede, not even any forest Finn blood.
The name comes from hundreds of years ago.
Good morning /hoc/
>>64291880
shut the fuck up.
>>64291880
Piggy
>>64291852
>t. Magnus Pääjärvi scientist and close friend to the family
The Jönsson bros must be the ugliest motherfuckers to ever step foot on the NHL.
They look like their mom was a fucking ugly carrot.
>kucherov is literally more elite than Steven stamkos
>>64291880
>>64291900
Kill yourself samefag
>>64291905
t. mämmisports supporter
>>64291770
Rundpleb lost his roster spot to Timmonen Lel
>>64291905
>spreading evil lies about your future queens heritage.
Be careful or she might have you beheaded.
>2015
>monarchy
top kekkonen
>>64291770
>Rundblad - Plays on possible the best team in NHL, next
>>64291924
Kenny and Jorgen right? In the NHL vidya, I was amused that their head shots were inexplicably red.
Speaking of NHL games, both EA and 2KSports took 2 console generations to accurately render Patrik Elias's in-game face
The flames are making the play offs this year
How much do you guys think is reasonable for a full set of hockey gear minus skates and a stick
>>64291957
>not being subservient to a foreign monarch
Binland pls
i wanna buy a mini pig but I heard they have shit tons of diseases and destroy your house if you don't keep them occupied 24/7
>>64292037
get one of these instead
>>64291988
like 200 money points
>>64292062
what the fuck is your deal? why do you want attention so badly?
you post these edgy pics of autism players because you know it will receive a negative reaction. you post pictures like this because I you know it will receive a negative reaction. you talk like a so cute gril even though you're a male because you know it will receive a negative reaction.
do you not have friends? has your family cut ties with you? surely 4chan & ylilauta isn't the only place you you interact with others, and doing it just for the sake of attention isn't healthy interaction anyway.
fucking be a man, you're acting like a 12 year old that got held back a year in school because he was acting out in the wake of his parents' divorce. and if that's the case, this isn't helping your situation anyway so stop it regardless.
leave this board, for your own sake. and mine so i don't have to tell you to fucking kill yourself for being a degenerate sissy who will never succeed at anything and remain in limbo where you are accepted by neither your male or female peers and will never be respected as a result.
>>64292172
Autist baited
>>64292172
Why is Canada always so fucking mad? I'm scared for you people tbqh.
>>64291488
hey there's always that really small chance they do well in the playoffs
>>64292207
alll jjokbari are dumb monkeys who only understand violence ^___^ u are one of them
>>64292241
See below
>>64292259
DUDE
2015
>>64291577
so there is literally nothing different about it because boars head is everywhere. Lame. The lady that made my sandwich was cool as fuck though friendliest grocery store I've ever been to
>>64292284
The bread is also a major reason it's so good. Publix meat is good, but board head is the best
is there a hockey version of air bud?
>>64292352
Yeah, Air Buddy
>>64292352
Newfag
>>64291991
My wife loves yogurt too.
>>64292318
yeah but boars head is everywhere. The chipote gouda cheese was great though. Good sandwich/10 got the wheat bread and they loaded on the toppings heavy. gotta try the chicken tendie one next time I'm back down.
>>64292485
Lol silly monkey
>>64292485
lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>64292535
it's a monkey allright :)
>>64292555
this is one of the most retarded sayings ï've heard for awhile
did it come from your igloo tribe
>>64292584
no from the tv show of pseudo canadians
>>64292584
Why are you so angry today? Are you a leafs fan? Did your girl leave you? We're all here for you man
>>64291988
I'll bet you all of that that they don't
>>64292597
>"Whatever else happens, you made a meme… Nobody can take that away. A hundred years from now, when we're all dead and gone, people will be watching this fucking thing."
– Tony Soprano to his nephew (whom he murders over a meme in a few episodes)
>>64292665
that's a quote allright :)
>>64292693
>>64292693
You write in very special way
I have tried to copy your style but i cant
please redpill me hoe to do it properly i beg pls
eeaaaa
>>64292711
tier 1 memestering is required
How butthurt will mr pro scout be when puljujarvi fails to get a goal again?
>>64292744
I think proscout died
>>64292735
Reddit tier posting
>>64292740
I'm already top meme tier
t. Pig Poster
>>64292744
He will post mad at Veleno after :^)
>>64292762
Even kippers, sean, and all the butthurt rags trips dont post anymore
>tfw everyone moving on in life and your still here
>>64292792
>pig poster
>doesn't even have pig poster in the name field
Should i become a dedicated bandwagoner?
>>64292817
Get on if you wanna live, no time to explain
>>64292802
Sean is in jail and kippers committed sudoku
>>64292802
kippers still posts. She was drunk and bitching when trudeau got elected. Sean got bullied out of /hoc/ but he's still on the 4chinz but less autistically. lotta tripfags only post in gamethreads too our bullying powers are nice
>>64292817
>Look at flag
You already are
>>64292831
Hot lady!!!
>>64291924
both of them have won more olympic gold medals than your entire country has
>>64292881
لآن Øقا أرى ضوء
>>64292831
source on this hot girl?
1. NHL, Senators at Canadiens, Saturday, CBC-Rogers: 1,200,000
2. NFL, Cowboys-Packers/Raiders-Broncos, Sunday, CTV: 965,000
3. NFL, Bills-Eagles/Falcons-Panthers/Seahawks-Ravens/Steelers-Bengals, Sunday, CTV: 834,000
4. NHL, Rangers at Flames, Saturday, CBC-Rogers: 605,000
5. NFL, Canucks at Blackhawks, Sunday, Sportsnet: 432,000
6. NFL, Patriots at Texans, Sunday, TSN: 385,000 (NBC audience not measured)
7. Mixed martial arts, UFC 194 preliminaries, Saturday, TSN: 358,000
>canada is a hockey country
>>64292907
I'd bang all of them
every single one
>>64292930
Haha look at the funny hockey monkey
>>64292957
>5. NFL, Canucks at Blackhawks, Sunday, Sportsnet: 432,000
>>64292962
Even sweden back row middle? Thats beastiality
>>64292956
NORGE
O
R
G
E
>>64292956
Rags are pussies so it fits lmao
>>64292983
I guess I missed her
if it was all or none, I'd do her still
otherwise pass
>>64292975
its a zelkovich article what do you expect
>>64292957
>NFL, Canucks at Blackhawks
>americasuals
>>64293054
it was a canadian journalist you fuck
>>64292847
>>64292947
https://www.instagram.com/williamnylander/
Her instagram
>>64293095
>he didn't realize that there was an error because he didn't realize the Canucks and Blackhawks are NHL teams
Whatever you say mr casual
>>64292957
>meaningless NHL regular season games still higher than crucial week 14 NFL games
>>64292957
>look up the full list
>soccer and NBA games getting btfo by curling yet again
ayyy
>benching your best player
Absolute madman torts
>>64292831
wow this girl is so hot
>>64293190
>torterella
why do people keep giving this man work?
>>64293237
wowwwwww who is she!!!
>>64293211
Muh cup
>Finnish management
>>64292987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE2DxqI4XSo
>>64293211
Because he normally wins. He just went off the deep end with the cantpucks and now he's stuck on a shit team. He's still done a pretty good job with what he has to work with
>>64293277
http://www.mtv.fi/uutiset/kotimaa/artikkeli/norjalaiset-haluaisivat-antaa-suomelle-lahjaksi-vuorenhuipun-olisi-maamme-korkein/5615624
Thank you based Norway.
>>64293261
Me on the left with my girlfriend ;)
>>64292930
Lmao
>>64293322
Reported
>>64293277
Is Norge actually as comfy as it seems
>>64293322
i hope that's not his sister.
>>64293322
AWWW DAM SHES A LESBIEN!!!!!!!?
>>64293341
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32iX5lbVDto
>>64293368
metal is for autists
Kneely nearly had a nip slip LOL
Me on the right
>>64293305
Tortorella is irrelevant in post lockout hockey. His system is dogshit.
So, who's excited about the Kings vs Habs match tonight?!?!?!
I remember when I was really young I received a stick hockey table and it was the kings against the habs, just like 1993!
>Is 2016 the new 1993?
>>64293341
It's okay, for now. Not as glorious as the romanticized/memeticized version makes you think. Scenery is good though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr3HJIp9cvY
>>64293419
He did ok with the >rags
>>64293404
Nylander looks a little bit like Pulju in that pic tbqh
>>64293341
only if you like cold and not-sun
>>64293448
When av took over the rags won the presidents trophy. It's about the roster.
Torts is an awful awful coach, I have no idea how he even has a job in hockey.
>>64293449
both have that square bone structure on their face.
>>64293485
Leg and glutes day like every day ;)
>>64293477
>awful coach
>good winning record
>cup
>deep playoff runs
The can'tpucks and blow jackets are just too shit for him to save
>>64293545
i honestly first thought that was his gf or something when i was browsing his instagram
>>64291988
They'll do shit in the playoffs, no 3o3 in playoffs, what will they do when they can't meme their way to a win?
>>64293211
he's good short term. BJ needed to shake thinks up
>>64293545
>>64293485
Round eye people:
Why you not have any pride in your race? You are not glorious progeny of Heaven like Corea, but your achievements are respectable, so why not be proud of them?
>>64280511
That's the shitty thing. When he was scoring 60 goals you were like good for the kid, he's working hard and seems like a genuine good guy. I knew that Kucherov line would be a one and done line but because they got so hot last year, everyone disrespected Stam and it probably hurt his confidence and work ethic cause he was like fuck it, why bother for this shit team.
He's always been an overrated full-player though, mostly just a sniper. But he's a damn good one.
>>64293606
Being able to make fun of yourself and show some charisma is what creates personality.
Literally why chinks have high IQ but no geniouses, literally can't use their brains for anything else than fiting in and cooking rice.
>>64293554
>gifted a >rags team that was pretty good
>gifted a cup winning roster in tampa bay
>when he doesnt have a top ten squad he fucking sucks
I bet you think poodreau is a good coach too
>>64293606
>finns
>round eye
>>64293560
>What is pity compliments after beating him for the gold medal
literally no one can stop him
he will break every single record in the history of hockey
>>64293672
vodka mongol
>>64293647
gay kucked by africans and Coreans
you have nothing to be proud of faggets
>>64293723
>implying he can break the longest point streak by a rapist
>>64293745
Are you even people?
>>64293639
Kucherov seems to be picking up the majority of the slack for this team even with his 2 line mates out, he seems to mesh really well with namestnikov. Stammer just looks really lazy this year. He gives up the puck easily, his possession is questionable, and he's even whiffing on passes perfectly set up to his meme one timer spot
>>64293756
that's racist & bigotted, regards; Jamal Paajarvi-Svensson
>>64293795
he wants out of tampa bay, hes tired of nobody giving a shit
Finland a shit
>rags
>>64293802
Just look at them.
Literally the same flat square face on all of them. Literally worshipping a 2/10 who reached that 2 by getting plastic surgery.
>>64293871
You rang?
>>64293856
What the fuck did you just said? I'll crush your fucking skull with just my fingertips u fucking shrimp dick
>>64293879
she looks cute to me
>>64293879
That looks like Ã…kerlund son
>>64293889
my dick is 7 inches, senpai
CANT ABORT THE TORT
>>64293842
I think people gave plenty of shits, his contract was talked about for the entire beginning of the season with people hoping he'd sign with Tampa but now that he looks so bad I think people are starting to want him out. I certainly wouldn't want him to get paid over 7 million a year with the way he's playing right now
>>64293935
BENCH
E
N
C
H
>burrows is the player that chirped o' sullivan about his parental abuse
>Patrick O'Sullivan @realPOSULLIVAN
>Burrows only guy who said he wanted to hurt me like me father did-why I can't stand him
>>64294004
confirmed burrows goes on 4chan
>kill yourself like your brother did tootoo
>>64294004
based
>>64293939
yeah the 11 fans give a shit not the whole city. Its over 80 degrees today the homie wants a hockey city
>>64294004
top bantz
>>64294090
>11 fans
>regularly sold out games
You are so fuckin mad f@m
>>64294133
the overwhelming majority of the city doesnt give a shit you know what i meant fag
>>64294156
Somewhat unfortunately the Lightning seem to be the most popular team in Tampa right now. Maybe if the bucs meme their way into the playoffs that'll change for a bit but the other teams have been too shit for too long for people to pay attention. Still as long as there's enough people to consistently fill the stadium that's pretty good
>>64293545
>Not using mixed grip
Clearly not even challenging himself and sticking to babby weight.
>>64294198
>Lifting the heavy jew
>>64294183
aren't the rays bad, too? I don't follow baseball.
>>64294264
They did better than expected this year with a brand new coach. The defense and pitching are pretty solid but their offense isn't good. They were losing some games 2-0 and other low scores like that. They might be good again in a few years but the new coach needs some time
>tfw >our old coach almost memed the cubs into the World Series his first year there
>>64294004
kek what a shitlord
last night on vacation in florida I'm gonna get drunk at this little place on the water
>>64294004
>Irish "parenting"
>>64294331
Where is this
>>64293545
Does that make it easier to take it in the ass?
>>64294331
>summer
>in winter
hey m8s. I'm getting into hockey now, what game should be good tonight? :^)
>>64294366
Are you unfamiliar with the concept of latitude?
>>64294004
>Burrows only guy who said he wanted to hurt me like me father did
Burrows is a legend.
>>64294331
i hope u fall in and get eat by a gator
>>64294366
I changed this into communist units for you :^)
>>64294366
>Fall in winter
>>64294391
2 bad he isnt ane gud at hocky
>>64294366
Didn't Finland not have winter last year?
>>64294375
The Kings/Canadiens game should be a good matchup.
The Stars/Flames game will probably be an absolute blowout game if you want something stupid fun.
>>64294344
Fort myers
>>64294394
no gators round here
>>64294406
Look at that, lightning, in Tampa. Heh
>>64294444
nice beans m8
>>64294532
Did u ever do my bean request f@m
>>64294544
not yet
also czech'd
>>64294433
nice thanks i'm hoping there will be streams cause they'll only show the NFL game here on TV tonight.
>>64294645
get some friends you fucking autist jesus christ
>>64294645
>>64294645
Do some pushups or something dude
>>64294645
say hi to your grandma for me
>>64294685
JUST
>>64294645
BRUH
>>64294736
CUC K
>>64294744
>rayban
gross
>>64294768
VACATION
>tfw gonna miss the stanley cup final preview tonight
Go Kings go desu
>>64294791
friend, you already missed the preview
>tfw mason starting tonight
guaranteed L for Flyers
>>64294821
>stanley cup final
>two teams from the same division
American hockey knowledge everyone.
>>64294865
Do you think he's a sablels fan or a detoilet fan?
lmao Sweden beat Russia in Russia 4-1
>>64294895
>tfw Scotland will never have a national ice hockey team
>>64294865
whoever wins the series wins the cup, its that simple
>>64294886
Sabres I'd reckon
>>64294905
I'm just going to let you live in your delusion, might be the best thing to do here :)
>>64294941
>implying anyone can beat the sabres
>>64295043
>
>rags
>>64278666
Should get paid 6mil a season for no more than 5 years, but he will probably end up getting 7mil a season for 6 years from Toronto.
The guy just isn't the type of player you want if you want to win the cup. A sniper center is not the kind of center you want.
>>64279118
>Mikko's already a superior two-way player
He went -5 in 6 games with Colorado this year, then was sent down to play in the AHL, where he has had success. But lets face it, the AHL is an easy league to play in. It's slower and easier for the skilled players to dominate.
>20 shots in the first
>2 goals
Sharks hockey is in full effect
Guys I was skating and sweating pretty hard today, on my way home I noticed I got white shit all over my face. It wasn't even semen or anything, it was like dried up shit.
Am I dying?
