Kane's streak is now over. Now perhaps the Blackhawks can now actually pass the puck regardless of who it is.
But then again, it's the Oilers. Time for the Blackhawks to lose another one. Hopefully they won't be shut out.
Coverage starts 7:30PM CST
>>64297537
Go Hawks
>this fucking cubs fan
>>64297618
aaaaaand he was removed
New point streak new player (Toews)?
>>64297639
So am I going to sports hell for being a Blackhawks fan and a St Louis Cardinals fan?
>>64297683
Tuevo
>>64297701
Only Packers fans go to sports hell in Chicago.
>>64297701
Nah. That's not as bad as being a Lakers and Cowboys fan. That's way fucking worse
>>64297732
>>64297749
good deal then.
So was trading for Scuderi a solid deal? I know's he's still acclimating to the Hawks but he seemed a little awkward on the ice last time.
>Saturday's game is at noon
Which Oiler will get an 8 point game tonight?
I was legitimately scared when they opened with just Pat that it was going to be a Konroyd game
>>64297822
It doesn't hurt to have a veteran defenseman on the team, and even though he's not in his prime, he's still a better option than Rundblad and Daley really.
>>64297862
>Hockey at noon
Why even have a game at all?
Go Edmonton
Oilers lost their #1 defender (Klefbom) recently and are still missing Yakupov, McDavid, Pouliot & Klinkhammer.
Any injuries for the Hawks?
>>64297890
Oh man, me too.
I had a "FUCK" all ready to go.
>>64297879
Scorpikoski
>>64297908
Suomi #1
>>64297905
Only time there should be a hockey game at noon is if it's on a Sunday when there isn't any football on.
>>64297930
Our livers.
Oh you mean the players
Hall - Draisaitl - Purcell
Khaira - RNH - Eberle
Hendricks - Letestu - Korpikoski
Gazdic - Lander - Pakarinen
Nurse - Sekera
Nikitin - Schultz
Davidson - Gryba
Talbot
Nilsson
Time for alcoholism thank you Chicago.
Is it just me or does it seem like whenever the Blackhawks get the puck down on the other end of the ice, they just have no chemistry whatsoever?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING BEHIND Q?!
IS THAT CAITLIN JENNER?!
>>64298099
buckle up buckaroo
>>64298099
What ever it is it has a fucking terrible tattoo and looks like it just came off one hell of a bender.
>>64298075
Depends on who is out there.
4th line in the last couple of games feels like that. First is fine, 2nd were force-feeding it to Kane at every chance, and the 3rd is a lot better than I thought it was gonna be.
Someone needs to go Tonya Harding on Schultz
>scuderi still shackled with roszival
Must suck going from shittsburgh to try playing both d positions at once.
Did he get sacked or is he just a soft swede?
>Hjammer finally taken down by a shot block
It had to happen eventually
jeez, hawkbros, it looks like Panarin is the real effin deal. wow.
FUCK
HAMMER DED
>hjammer ded
nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
I thought he had iron knees....
Great. Hammer is down. Fuck everything
OH SHIT
Based Schultz
HAMMER!!!!!!!
>>64298260
all knees explode eventually
RIP hjammer
Drink in his honor
OH GOD HER VOICE FUCKING BURNS
>>64298286
so sayeth the rose.
>tfw miss Leddy and Oduya
>>64298337
Oh do ya?
>"And Toews is offside...again"
Am I watching a Sochi 're-run?
Post YFW Patrick Kane starts a new point streak tonight and ends up breaking Gretzky's record.
>>64298390
>yfw his acl gets exploded by nurse
>>64298390
depending on if the record has to come within one regular season to count or not that may be mathematically impossible at this point
>>64298390
>mfw Kane scores 153 points in 51 games starting today
>>64298427
Fuck you
>>64298390
The streaks over man just enjoy that it happened
Hammer's back. all is well.
>>64298494
no
>>64298522
Not quite but close enough
Hjaalmarsson lives boys.
Gazdic & Toews fight when?
>>64298522
They just replaced a few busted servos in his knees and checked his firmware.
>>64298539
Do you think in the future professional sports will be exclusively played by robots?
>>64298525
>>64298539
*HGH & other assorted PED's
>>64298562
Robots are not and will never be people. So no. Unless it is a blood(oil/lubricant) sport.
Cyborgs/Androids on the other hand? Perhaps. Might be cool.
>>64298562
I'm of two minds about it honestly, it would be super cool to see it played at above human levels of endurance but at that point it becomes less about the individual effort of the players and more about who is programming and engineering the team, it becomes a completely different game.
>>64298590
Yeah, but we could let the robots literally "kill" each other and it would be nice and legal. NFL Blitz could become a reality.
>>64298581
>>64298494
Don't worry bro, Feds are on their way as we speak. This blasphemer is gonna go away for a looooong time.
>>64298609
>all that tab bait
>>64298609
>male feminist
lel
>>64298562
>gundam hockey
I'm ok with this.
>>64298609
>that video title is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVBhXtd1aY0
TOEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAPTAIN
Damn right. The man beast and the captain.
>>64298598
>We could let the robots literally "kill" each other
Hence the blood sport clause. Then I would be game. Especially if they make a Raiden robot that could generate electricity. Fucking Midway games.
GOOALL
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTAZER
>>64298666
robots literally decapitating each-other with crosschecks, I hope the ice crew gets a hefty pay rise to deal with that shit
TAZERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>64298672
I honestly have never thought to watch it, just dank tab humor.
TAAAAZZZZERRRRRR
>>64298672
>>64298692
Fuck me that is one sexy video.
>>64298666
>The red ones go three times faster than the rest
fund it
Taylor Hull? Bobby's son sure grew up fast!!
>coilers running the trap
>>64298683
>goal
Shit
>>64298760
Eh?
>>64298686
I assume there would be a slight raise. Fuck though, i'd do it for cheap just to be able to watch the shit.
>>64298732
Would this mean the hawks would dominate at home?
>>64298788
>>64298796
What would the boards and glass have to be made out of to endure the increased mass and speed of the game, I imagine some of those hits into the boards would be fucking horrific to witness.
>>64298835
Concrete and lucite?
Hey guys I just made some cinnamon rolls, you can have one if you want.
>>64298796
Depends on the mobile suit.
If it's pic related, yes.
>>64298835
Lasers or some sort of force feild witchcraft.
Bobby Hull looks wasted out of his mind every time he's on camera
>>64298866
>>64298847
I wonder though would the rules change or would they leave it as is, imagine a robot pest jesus christ.
>>64298874
Well he can't hit his wife anymore so he hits the booze just as hard.
>>64298857
thanks bro
>>64298817
I'm unsure of what is happening right now.
Sheeeitttt so close
>>64298874
nigga probbably gets free drinks.
>>64298865
>Zeon scum
Dammit Rbo
>>64298912
Fuck off Mr. Skeletal
>>64298912
yeah right skeleton
>>64298912
He pays for every single one, skeleton.
>>64298914
>>64298924
I'm inside of you right now and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>64298912
*straightens bolo tie*
Heh, I get free drinks too.
Who /titans/ here?
>>64298941
Dude who the fuck is this tranny assaulting me with her deep man voice
>>64298914
>not knowing that zeon did nothing wrong
>>64298958
'no'
>>64298996
>declare war on federation
>begin attack by gassing your own people
I shiggy.
>>64299001
>ZZ
didn't watch lel
>>64298996
pic related
>>64298941
That's my skeleton so I'm fine with it, you on the other hand fuck off Mr. Skeletal
>>64299057
Did anyone else just become hyper-aware of their own skeleton and get a little weirded out?
>>64299110
no but I did realize how weird fingers and wrists are.
>>64299110
I just touched my balls, all systems normal here.
>>64299110
I did... but I thought of something else too. I've never broken a bone in my life and the only way to fight the skeleton within you is to break his/your bones. jesus christ my skeleton is going full raid boss mode.
>>64299051
You missed the best gundam protag, but other than that, you didn't miss too much.
>>64299110
This came to mind when I read your post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU513suJZzY
>>64299152
I think im beating my skeleton, in basic training i was pushed off some cargo netting and snapped my arm was told it was only a sprain and spent a week with it just bandaged went to a non military GP and was told it was fucked so now my wrist is fucked unless i get it re-broken and set properly. Take that Skeleton.
>>64299110
>tfw your skeleton tries to escape
>>64299164
This is profound. All of us were born half man, half skeleton. Yet we chose the faction of man.
>>64299216
>was only a sprain and spent a week with it just bandaged went to a non military GP and was told it was fucked so now my wrist is fucked unless i get it re-broken and set properly.
Jesus christ australia, that's bongland tier health care
>>64299237
>implying the elite shadow government isn't overrun by the skeletal faction and skeleton sympathizers
>>64299259
It was the army I had heard stories going in but was not expecting that shit. If it isn't bleeding and you can still move keep moving.
>>64299216
Ah, I was a Corpsman for the US Marines. Take some Ibuprofen.
>>64299259
Nah honestly, I can see why they would overlook it. If he's not screaming in pain, no reason to x-ray it--especially since he was in boot camp. They just want to get him back training again. The low-hanging fruit was a sprain.
>>64299216
you're just fucking lucky that your skeleton was dormant because Australia's wild life is fucking scary. and you know your skeleton is gonna come out looking straight out of a fucking nightmare.
>>64298912
I dont believe you, due to the fact that your are a skeleton
>ref keeps falling in the same spot
watch out that ice there is slippery
TIMNADO
T-BONE
>>64299348
That post was a lie.
>>64299348
Don't be ridiculous.
>>64299379
This post is skeleton propaganda.
>>64299379
I don't know what to believe anymore skelly
>>64299379
Okay Mr. Skeletal...............
>>64299329
A skeleton would be able to deal with almost all the wildlife, no venom or poison to worry about just sharks dingoes crocs roos cassowaries to worry about really and all of these are really easily avoided.
>no clock
jesus sportsnet get it together
>>64299379
The ride never ends!!
Crawford just sitting there having a zone-out episode with a rebound 5 feet away from the net.
>oilers defence without klefbom
goes from horrible to an hero worthy
>>64299482
Hes thinking about the walk up the stairs when he gets home.
>this gamethread tonight
>>64299434
Naw man. Your skeleton wouldn't deal with nature, your skeleton would become apart of nature. Because of all of the nighmarish shit that calls australia home, it would live in some gross facsimile of symbiosis. holy fuck
>>64299482
oh god oh god try not to panic
So oilers bros I am genuinely curious how you feel about the future of the oilers do they have the moving parts they need or does management need some trimming?
>>64299528
>yfw Crawford's skeleton made him zone out
>>64299528
What if archaeologists got it all wrong, and we were only skeletons in the beginning?
And we evolved into having organs and skin?
>>64299528
>spider snake skeleton hybrid
Jesus fuck no
>>64299555
Based Rbo trips confirms Crawford's skeleton is rebelling against him.
Fuck bros.
>>64299555
pls mr skeltal just let him finish the game
>>64299556
>>64299571
this thread just got real spooky
>>64299556
Skeleton here, the reason why you have skin and organs is to protect the skeleton during it's gestation period.
>>64299583
>>64299605
My word, lad.
....Are the dentists in on it too? They're always telling us to brush and floss........ the only exposed part of our skeletons we can do maintenance on......................
>We can see them, but they cant see us
Pat and Eddie confirmed for nsa agents
>we can see them but they cant see us
eddie pls
>>64299646
I'm not allowed to tell you about the dentists. Sorry.
>>64299662
>>64299672
>hockey game
as fucking if we're in god damn defcon 3 here unraveling the skeleton plot
>>64299544
Forwards will be fine once they get healthy (missing the entire second line). Need to do some decent depth drafting to keep things cheap in the future, nothing major.
D corps needs to be completely remade. Klefbom is good and still improving, Nurse has huge potential, Sekera is OK and Davidson might have potential as a career 3rd pairing option. Schultz, Gryba, Nikitin and everyone else need to get the fuck out. Reinhart was an absolutely terrible trade. Still at least two top 4 defenders away from the playoffs. No D prospects that can be expected to reach the NHL in the next 2 years.
Goalies are weird. Talbot and Nilsson can steal games and blow games in the same week. Brossoit has good potential in Bakersfield. No other major goalie prospects.
>>64299624
That looks manageable.
This on the other hand..
>>64299624
I need a drink after this.
>>64299702
yfw Pat and Eddie are skeletons too
>>64299702
There is no plot. It was all very clear from the start. You just refuse to accept it, is all. Not that that matters much in the end.
>>64299719
>skeleton wheels
Fuck the catacombs. Fuck the Painted World.
Fuuuuuuck you.
>>64299719
Fuck those wheelie cunts jesus christ fucking off screen super sonic homing cunts jesus FUCK
That pimpass walker.
>Holy Water
To keep the skeletons at bay. HOLY SHIT
GOAL
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TIVO TIME
HOLY WATER
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
TEUVO TIME!
EVERYBODY CELEBRATE!
Weewww holy water
Weewww teuvo
>hossa knocking teravainen over for no reason
the absolute madman
Good ol chicago superstitions about sports fucking best shit.
TURBO
holy shit hossa is playing out of his mind right meow two fucking apples.
SCARRRRRRRRRRR
>>64299544
They are one top pairing right handed defender away from being a team with playoff aspirations
That being said nobody is expecting playoffs this year other than a few delusional fans. New management has to clear away the rubbish from the old management first. Lots of terrible contracts are off the books at the end of the season.
>hossa checking teuvo after the goal
Lyl
>>64299748
>>64299763
Imagine Nito's Gravelord Sword being made of skeleton wheels.
>>64299829
I already hate the fight as it is. Pls no
>>64299717
>>64299809
I'm getting scared desu leafs and oilers are starting to come good cucks are fading and the habs are surely going to regress soon (hopefully).
>>64299829
If you got hit your computer blue screens and skeletons just pour out of your computer and extract yours to join the army of the dead.
>>64299829
Do they spin?
This is important.
>>64299829
God tomb of the giants and catacombs sucked
Im having ptsd right now. Is it agreed that lost izalith is easily the worst area though?
>>64299854
>wheels
>do they spin
>>64299854
Yes.
>>64299888
Don't be retarded.
>skeltal chain sword
>>64299851
I wouldn't worry about the Oilers any time soon. No one wants to trade with them.
>>64299883
I agree with that. I had to cheese through the area the first time through. New Londo is a close second though.
>>64299962
Most of the league doesn't want to trade period.
>We all wish there was television somewhere
Hah
>>64299976
First time playing Anor Londo pounded my anus those fucking archers holy fuck. Even had the fabled 4th archer invader a few times fuck that place.
>>64299962
Most trades seem to be an absolute last thing they do teams just want to hold onto their players real fucking bad.
>snitching after everything you've been through
Shaking my head family I used to like him
>>64300070
wat
Oilers have two breakouts, flip it into the air or hack at it around the boards until it gets out
>>64299985
Even during the offseason no one wants anything to do with the Oilers. The Oilers offered more for Hamilton and got turned down.
>>64300070
You forgot about the sincerity of your honesty.
>>64299976
i thought new londo was kind of fun desu
the ghosts gave me many heart attacks though
>>64300041
As much as playing Dark Souls blindly tore me a new asshole, I haven't had that much fun with a game in years.
>>64300070
>>64300110
It wasn't about the Oilers it was about Chiarelli. Jacobs didn't want to do anything that could possibly help him.
http://abc7chicago.com/news/first-look-at-photographic-evidence-in-patrick-kane-rape-investigation/1124342/
>no vag shot
>>64300188
That bed though jesus fucking christ.
>>64300188
lel
That guy is fucking wasted.
>>64300272
Passing sobriety tests is overrated.
>>64300272
He almost didn't know which teams were playing tonight.
>>64300188
What a money grabbing slut. That being said no matter how innocent he is Kane will always been known as a rapist. See: Big Ben in Shitsburgh
Counter suit when?
>black fans
I thought that was a myth.
>>64300272
who was wasted? i missed it
>>64300298
>Counter suit when
As much as I would love to see this fucking bitch put in her whore fucking place, if Kane pursues a suit, he'll be known as "that guy" taking money from some "poor stupid confused" girl.
>>64300346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spQbpMOg5dc
>>64300346
I saw a black Avalanche fan wearing a very nice leather, embroidered Avalanche jacket.
I gave him some friendly jargon about how they broke Kaner's streak.
He had no idea wtf I was talking about.
MFW
>>64300357
guy on STP took him a little longer then youd expect to figure out who was playing and coudlnt even say edmonton he slurred emuntun in the end.
>>64300298
Kane said he isn't interested in a counter suit he just wants it all over and done with IIRC.
>>64300362
He doesn't need to sue for a lot, and he could donate the proceeds to charity.
>>64300419
Thats all well and good but its the simplification of "rich, capable white man" takes advantage of the "destitute vulnerable woman" that people will cling to. And to whomever accepts the suit money would come under a political firestorm because of the aforementioned simplification.
I want the bitch to fall. I want her to suffer because of how grossly wrong she was but it just won't happen methinks.
>>64300512
The only real way to fix this?
One of us has to claim WE raped Kaner on live TV.
>>64300512
What still boggles me is that what she fucking did wasn't illegal in the state of New York.
>>64300512
It already kind of happened her name was leaked early on then her mum got involved in the case and it just went downhill from there to the point I believe she stopped going to work because she was being harassed so heavily.
>>64300567
>then her mum got involved in the case
You mean when her mom straight up lied about missing evidence?
>get puck in offensive zone
>shoot
>miss net
>clear the puck for the blackhawks
exciting oilers brand hockey
>Kruger is kill
Fuck.
>>64300583
I was on the fence but as soon as that whole rape kit fiasco went down I was like lol dis bitch str8 trippin yo
>>64300630
Don't forget the line from Jin Nantz about the Master's
"A tradition unlike any other. Oilers hockey"
>Draisaitl possibly injured
Auston Matthews confirmed
>>64300670
They should award the cup based on man games lost to injury
>Turdteen Turdy One in the Turd
Hahahahohohoho ooohhhhh you...
So is every thread this fun or is it fun because the Hawks are winning?
>>64300649
>He is kill
No
>>64300719
Pretty much. Win or lose shit is entertaining and fun
>>64300719
depends sometimes its comfy sometimes its not doesn't really depend on who is winning.
>>64300719
Both.
>>64300719
Depends who the Blackhawks play, but yes.
>>64300719
I only ever go in Hawks threads. But yeah the ones I usually go into are fun. Hockey fans are so much more enjoyable to be around than NFL fans.
When I first started watching I announced it to the board and everyone was nice enough to explain things I didn't quite get.
>>64300719
Where were you when you heard?
I was in gym upset that cardio qt's boyfriend showed up when Foley came on air
"Kruger is kill"
"No"
>>64300770
NFL threads are the fucking worst.
>>64300770
Dude fuck NFL threads some of the worst people post in that shit and it's almost non stop shit posting, Fuck that.
I hate RNH so much. Next time he makes a wimpy pass I hope he has a stroke
>>64300770
MLB fans are fun too. Basically we all just shit on Dodgers fans
>>64300738
>>64300748
>>64300750
>>64300759
>>64300770
This is great then. Found a place to enjoy Hawks hockey.
>>64300782
;_;
>>64300691
Cup dynasty
Draft lottery dynasty
Man games lost dynasty
Best Franchise of all time, eat your heart out Frogs
>oilers adopting the blender
>>64300823
Welcome. Word of warning, it gets less comfy in the playoffs.
>>64300823
You will really start to enjoy it when you have alcohol and play the drinking game
>>64300770
NFL threads are shitfests regardless of who plays. The only decent threads are where both teams suck and are out of playoff contention.
This Sunday's game with the Bears and Vikes will not be one of those times.
>>64300835
No choice when the entire 2nd line is out with injuries
>>64300823
I think the most "Shit-posty" I've seen a Hawks thread get was a few weeks ago when we played the Kings. But it was all in good fun.
People who watch hockey seem to be a lot more mild-mannered and kind.
My guess is because hockey isn't the most available sport, so the poor, scum ball peasants don't get a chance to really get into it with their inner-city garbage.
>>64300873
Bears threads are the best, i also enjoy the raiders shitposting
Pats threads are the worst
>no penalties against the hawks
Oilers should just jump someone and start a fight
>>64300871
This was me >>64297616
I pregamed and have the image saved.
>>64300863
I become more competitive during playoffs without being overtly bitter. I think I'll be okay.
>>64300835
Ah, they think the blender is their ally? They merely adopted the the blender. Quenneville was born in it, molded by it. He didn't see a solid lineup until he was already a man, by then it was nothing to him as Morin was already in Rockford!
>>64300896
I think it's more that Hockey fans understand the bantz
>>64300873
>>64300914
Right, another reason it's not very shit-posty is because there isn't a TON riding on every game like there is in NFL games. There's a shit load more hockey than NFL, and in the NFL you're one and done.
>>64300952
Bears threads aren't particularly shitposty either but that might be because all hope is lost
>>64300914
I mean this image.
>>64300952
Yeah, makes sense. Individual games are important but not like NFL important.
>>64300989
Update to the latest version
>>64300978
>TFW I'm a Hawks fan and a Packers fan
I live in Iowa.
>even more black fans in the stands
>>64300989
That's the old one. We worked on it and have the updated one around here somewhere
>>64301015
Rahm gave them tickets to try and get them to stop calling for his head
>tfw no more rape jokes
How you holdin up bros?
>>64300978
>posting skeletons again
YOU ARE THE TRAITOR
>>64301040
We gotta take those out of the drinking game and put something else in
>>64301038
But what if they riot in the UC
>>64301040
somehow we'll manage to carry that weight
>>64301068
we release the frogs
>>64301006
Much appreciated.
>>64301017
>Score
>Good save
>Hjammer makes a block
My liver is strong but god damn.
