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>>64243330
3rd for CONOR MCGOAT
1st for tj is a snake in the grass
First for Face The Pain
>>64243321
Thought you were talking about Tibau
sorry
Real talk, why the FUCK haven't they announced Fedor's opponent yet? Do they just not know, or is it a deliberate mystery?
>>64243378
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>64243357
>implying a piece of shit mudslime would not use steroids too
4th for luck of the irish
>>64243403
Jose needs a minute to himself
>>64243379
fucking australians
so, aldo vs mcgregor remach when?
>>64243452
>>64243407
>
I really like this Hall lad
>>64243459
>>64243452
It'll definitely happen. Unfortunately I think Aldo loses the rematch again. Probably not as quickly but a loss nonetheless.
so how will aldo get back on the roids without usada catching him?
Rogan: Look how smooth his body looks.
Producer 1: Yeah, he looks good, huh Joe?
Rogan: No, he looks soft.
Producer 1: Oh he does?
Rogan: Yeah, he looks soft.
Producer 2: I agree Joe, I agree.
Producer 1: Around the middle you're saying?
Producer 2: Yep, yep, he looks soft.
Rogan: He looks deflated.
Producer 2: He looks soft, actually. You're right.
Rogan: He looks way different. But it could be that he's done a lot of cardio. Don't want to jump to conclusions. (producers talking about technical shit here, losing signal etc)
Producer 1: Who do you like Joe?
Rogan: Right now? I think I like Conor.
Producer 1: Same here.
Rogan: Aldo looks nervous as fuck too.
>>64243541
He'll use McGregor and Team SBG's sneaky Irish roids
Northcutt was the highest paid fighter at UFN 80
Still a bit surprised. I mean, I knew Aldo was getting old, but DAMN that was fast.
>>64243541
Did this happened?
I'll need a audio of that
>>64243541
Aldo didn't look so much different.
>>64243541
Aldo looks exactly the same as he always has. Joe was being a fucking retarded ape again. He's been listening to Big Brown too much
http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/f2/aldos-physique-many-fights-3127843/
predictions?
>>64243607
its been taken down now
>>64243593
>sister pfister made 12k
>>64243637
Overeem in the clinch, JDS at range
>>64243637
JDS, easy fight for him
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>>64243541
This is more "Nova Uniao in charge of cutting weight" than anything else. Aldo started on the hot baths and shit early.
>>64243406
>implying a dagestani avar has muneyfor roids.
He is full of glorious slavic violence and high octane blood m8.
>>64243593
Honestly, that's a fucking disgrace. He's a promising kid but let him prove himself first.
>>64243637
i want cigano to win because he's from my hometown
>>64243464
Any thoughts on my beautiful Conor McGregor article? I'm thinking of sending it to BloodyElbow.
>>64243637
What's up with Reem's hair
>>64243878
>Conor "The Notorious" McGregor
not "The Notorious" Conor McGregor
HEEM yourself tbqh
>>64243330
Good cub, cub
>>64243878
McGregor would heem Mayweather
>>64243541
>>64243609
>>64243634
>>64243774
FOUND AUDIO LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCD5ZusQRlQ
>>64244025
Mayweather would pay his security team to fuck up McGregor's entire gym.
>>64243870
LETS GO BOY
Anyone seen this JRE with Peter Boghossian? It's so sad, poor dude looked so lost.
>>64244060
>implying Paddy Holohan wouldn't heem all of them on his own
>>64243464
CALL YOUR WIFE FLOYD ITS RED PANTY NIGHT
Where were you when a sneaky leprechaun stole the brazilians gold?
>>64244123
So, you could say... he Weidman'd?
>>64244026
>>64243541
Also, webm with sound mirror just in case
http://s1.webmshare.com/QzxBR.webm
>>64244214
Erm... watching the fight?
I mean, I know you're going for keks, but it kind of doesn't work...
>>64244214
stealing their potatoes
who hype for saturday
Demetrious Johnson is the p4p king if you dont include Jones.
Anyone saying otherwise is deluded.
>>64244327
hang on...
>>64244322
How many more times was he gonna have to hammer his face before they called the fight?
>>64244326
>stealing potatoes
kek
>>64244257
Damnit Pedro this isn't hard, watching a stream? At a pub? At the cartel mansion?
>>64244327
>sage "i love reebok" northcutt
>>64244327
Nice meme
For real though why is Oliveira and Jury on the undercard?
>>64244327
>sage northcutt vs nate diaz
>>64244327
Finally a true fight fan from Ireland.
>>64244422
>>64244322
Classic Herb Dean
>>64244427
This is obviously a fake account
>>64244422
>>64244322
Blood lust Herb was out in force again.
>>64244437
>why is Oliveira and Jury on the undercard
Because both of them are coming off lackluster performances?
>>64244478
m8 I watch all the fight cards
All the casuals fags who complained about the fight ending too soon after staying up that late, niggas I stayed up to watch shit like Holloway vs. Oliveira
>>64244532
>>64244596
I like you lad
>>64244563
They want a chick fight on the main card. Only reason. 4 fights per fox card
is ferguson or holloway the ugliest fighter
>>64244647
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>64244647
where was Early Herb when Carwin got zombified by JDS?
>>64244647
I remember him boasting his ''ko power'', the little twerp
>>64244366
Why it's always them?
>>64244556
she did notify the police
poor swedes on 4chan with all this trolling
>>64244726
He really is such a snek
I hope he dominates and moves up to 145
>>64244801
Mate, we had the same fate when the Argentina is White thing started, learn2handle the bantz
There's no one I'd love mcgregor to heem more than dillasnake
>>64244901
Now that can't be Sa--
>Sees his creepy stepford wife smile
Oh my god, that's fucking Sage!
>>64244712
Carwin was still in the fight, he almost pulled off a submission at the final bell.
>>64245017
top kek
Not sure if this has been posted already but here. I'm so excited, it's about fucking time.
Aldo's legacy will now be remembered as a humiliating 13 second KO rather than coasting to a decision against Lamas while getting taking down and controlled in the fifth.
>>64245055
What's that in gmt
>>64245073
Aldo's legacy will be as the greatest sub-Welterweight fighter of all time. Nine title defenses, kids.
>>64244327
My ass it isn't Sage it is Micheal Johnson
>>64245117
45 Bings, I think?
>>64245117
45 bings I think
>>64245136
You didn't hear?
>>64245055
Hey Kenya bro do you know about this degeneracy?
http://s1.webmshare.com/QzxBR.webm
>>64245157
>>64245159
Cheers lads
>>64245073
Aldo still would've been finishing fools if the UFC allowed soccer kicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Xpgppxv_E
8:25 for the finish
>>64245157
>>64245159
HEEMIND
>>64245121
Faces the 2nd elite striker in his career and gets ko'd in 13 seconds. On the big stage when it mattered he got slept. Now we can all forget that drug cheat ever existed.
Did callen and swab call the fight live or no?
>>64245213
Your boy won and you're still mad?
There’s a card this saturday, so I’m going to get this started. As always I’m taking picks on all main card bouts.
Main Card:
Rafael dos Anjos vs Donald Cerrone
Junior dos Santos vs Alistair Overeem
Nate Diaz vs Michael Johnson
Randa Markos vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>64245232
yes
>>64245173
Yeah, you posted it a couple days ago didn't you? Or was it another Argie?
On the podcast with Brendan a few days ago they also briefly mentioned that Aldo could have been on something. Now that Aldo got KO'd with one punch, I think that just confirms their suspicions. I can't wait to hear them talk about it today.
>>64245256
>Cerrone
>JDS
>Diaz
>Markos
>>64245256
Dos Anjos
Dos Santos
Diaz
Markos
>>64245256
Cerrone by DEC
JDS by DEC
209 by TKO
Markos by DEC
>>64245257
Where
>>64245255
Not mad, not humble.
>>64245288
you know steroids wouldnt help him not get heemed right?
>>64245256
Rafael Dos nachos
Dos Santos
Michael Johnson
>who vs who
Karolina
>>64245256
Rafael Dos Anjos
Alistair Overeem
Nate Diaz
Randa Markos
>>64245256
lmao guess I can't use the signs of life pic anymore can I?
RDA via TKO
JDS via HEEM
Johnson via DEC (unanimous)
Markos via QTDEC
>>64245288
No, that webm is from the fight itself.
It was a conversation that got leaked between Joe and producer.
I don't think i posted it.
>>64244327
new waifu
back off she's mine
>>64245202
No he wouldn't.
>>64245386
fuck forgot the image. I'll add my picks again
>>64245348
People keep saying this, but I watched a documentary by an mma fighter who competed with and without steriods (and other supplements) and he said they helped him take a punch
>>64245213
It mattered every time for Aldo. That's why he didn't lose for ten years. Are you slow?
>>64245424
godamn shes qt
>>64245256
Donald tko rd 2
Alistair ko rd 1
Nate tko rd 2
randa markos desicion
>>64245256
RDA
Overeem
Johnson
Karolina Kowalkiewicz (who?)
>>64245256
>dos Anjos
>dos Santos
>Diaz
>Kowalkiewicz
>>64245256
Rafael Dos Anjos / Decision
Junior Dos Santos / TKO
Nate Diaz /TKO
Rand Paul / Sub
>>64245440
I am talking about his legacy.
>>64245256
Dos Anjos
JDS
Nate
Randa
Heembro coming to you live from somewhere in between LA and Vegas.
I attended 194. Ask me anything.
>>64245256
>Cerrone by HEEM because RDA is off the juice
>JDS by HEEM
>Diaz by stockton triangle
>Karolina by being qt
>>64245484
So am I. He was undefeated for ten years, and in ten title fights. That's his legacy. McGregor has only now begun to create his.
>>64245256
RDA via TKO
JDS via HEEM
Johnson via DEC
Markos via QTDEC
>>64245510
I was at 189
Sorry bud it was better
>>64245256
>RDA by TKO
>JDS by KO
>Johnson by DEC
>Karolina by TKO
>>64245510
Did you check your pocket knife at the knife check when you got there?
>>64245418
I'm pretty sure you did lad. You even linked it to >>>/wsg/
I'll try and find it, give me a sec
>>64245510
Why did Conor flip you off? What did you do to him?
>194 the most hyped ufc card ever
>the card a week after will 100% guaranteed have better fights
>>64245432
Not everything related to Aldo is about McGregor. Hominick, Florian, KZ and Lamas all spent time on the ground with Aldo standing over them - if he had soccer kicks at his disposal, at least some of them would've been heemed.
>>64245621
Based Norway. Thank you.
>>64245564
They let me bring it in after I explained that I didn't feel safe among the hoards of potatoes.
>>64245587
I yelled out "I bet i could take you down"
>>64245288
>Now that Aldo got KO'd with one punch, I think that just confirms their suspicions
You can't put them on the chin
>>64245510
We already know what happened.
>>64243593
>the number 5 ranked bantamweight and based chiesa getting less that le meme 19 autistic year old.
>>64245510
See any funny or reckless behavior from the Irish fans?
>>64245510
There is literally nothing to ask.
>>64245716
>based chiesa
Chisea is a fuckwad.
>>64245256
Cerrone via liver HEEM
JDS via HEEM
Nate via sub
Randa via sub
>>64244322
herb meme strikes again
>>64245658
Jose's taken bombs way harder than that right on the chin and shrugged them off. All of a sudden, his first fight without an IV, he gets put completely to sleep by a counter hook. I'm just speculating, but it's certainly odd.
>>64245256
Cowboy
The Reem
209ceasergraviejiujitsuwhat
Markos only because I dont know either of these chicks but Markos has a wikipedia page
>>64245832
Aldo ran right into the McGregor punch, a la Griffin running into the shot that kilt him against Anderson. Doing that will get anyone knocked out. Hunt charged Manhoef, a middleweight, and got KO'd with one shot.
>>64245832
Tbqh I don't think he's ever been hit by anyone like mcgregor
>>64245256
Worst Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle by TKO
Cigano by KO
Stockton 209 What
KK by decision
>>64245730
After the fight, leaving the mgm was sketchy as fuck cause all the Irish wanted to congregate on the casino floor. It looked like a stampede ready to happen. Other than that, just a bunch of goofy suits. I didn't see many conor fans at the hotel i stayed at.
>>64245256
Dos Anjos
Dos Santos
Johnson
Markos
>>64245832
No way this shot from mendes is harder
>>64245256
Dos Anjos
Dos Santos
Johnson
Markos
>>64245832
Listen m8
Getting punched by Chad Mendes or Frankie Edgar or Mark Hominick is not like getting punched by Conor McGregor. How can you not understand that yet?
>>64245424
KAROLINA KOALA-CABBAGE JOE
>>64245256
Cerrone
Overeem
Johnson
Kowalkiewicz
>>64245832
He saw the uppercut coming, though, which helps one prepare to take a blow. He completely overcommitted against McGregor and had no idea he was about to run face first into a punch.
He also didn't exactly "shrug off" that uppercut. He was wobbly for a bit
>>64245256
RAFAEL SOUZA DOS ANJOS TKO
ALISTAIR CEES OVEREEM UD
NATHAN DONALD DIAZ SUB
RANDA MARKOS-THOMAS SUB
Anyone got the Weidman fags prediction pick?
>>64246038
Kek
>>64245740
he's done a lot more than sage, and that transition from being in a knee bar to a RNC was pure pottery.
also u r gay
>>64245256
Yeee-ha rd2 TKO
ubereem DEC
diaz DEC, split
markos DEC
>>64245213
Shut up dude, they're all on drugs.
>>64245878
That's also very true. I think it's my disbelief that Aldo's reign could end so quickly that's been enforcing these thoughts.
>>64245910
That's also a possibility.
>>64245955
It definitely is. Look at how it's thrown and how extended Jose is. Plus look how it's placed.
>>64245973
See the first response.
>>64246036
He saw it coming but he couldn't do shit about it. He also committed.
>>64245256
RDA
JDS
Johnson
Markos
>>64245832
did you forget when conor said that mendes hits like a beetch?
>Posting Miesha weigh in pics gets you banned now.
When did this start happening
>>64246066
it was pretty slick
>>64246045
You want the pic or what my picks were last weekend? I only got Romero and Holloway correct
>>64245256
Cerrone
JDS
Diaz
Markos
>>64246091
Some are definitely a lot more blatant than others.
>>64246099
>but he couldn't do shit about it
He started pulling his head back just as it landed, rather than following through on his dip and ducking straight into it. Obviously he still ate the full force, but he didn't add to it the way he would've if he hadn't seen it coming.
>>64246066
I don't care about Sage. Chisea's bitching about the Lauzon loss put me off him for life.
Pound for pound most likely on coke:
1) Jon Jones
2) McGregor
3) Bruce buffer
Th-that KO was like Serra vs GSP or JDS vs Velasquez, r-right?
Can you still find torrents for early seasons of ultimate fighter?
How many are worth the watch?
>>64245256
Cerrone
Overroids
Diaz
Who cares (Kowalkiewicz?)
>>64245256
RDA
JDS
Johnson
Markos
>>64246258
They're on UFC Fight Pass, friend.
>>64246191
Fair enough.
>>64246253
0) Dana White
White is just a nickname you know.
>>64246254
i sure hope so
You guys gonna listen to JRE live or after?
I don't want to listen to a huge jerk off session and Callen is a faggot
http://www.ufcstore.com/MMA_UFC/EA_Sports_UFC_Xbox_One
>When you see it
>>64243816
>>64245716
>not knowing things and just shouting your mouth off
millennial cancer
>>64246285
Fuck off dana
I want to give Paige VanZant a consolation dicking.
She isn't 10/10 or anything, her face is quite lackluster, but her heart, and humble attitude after that beating made my dick hard, if you know what I mean.
Also anyone got a webm of her in the moment of pic related? She's trying to hold the tears back so hard, feels bad mate.
>>64246238
>He started pulling his head back just as it landed, rather than following through on his dip and ducking straight into it.
I've watched the webm over and over but I don't see it. I do see the point you're making though. With Conor's punch it was powerful because of his movement into the punch added to the force that Conor threw it with.
>>64246412
yes
>Threadly reminder that fighting solves everything
http://youtu.be/551RTlF41wk
>>64244427
THE FUCKING MARKUNATOR
gave me a good kek the other night
>>64243593
Why the fuck would anyone join the ufc when they pay like this
>>64245832
m8, when will you learn
>precision beats power, timing beats speed
>HES STILL MY SON
what did he mean by this
>>64246358
After.
Have to say, I'm a fan of Rogan but I did not like how he handled the Aldo interview. I understand calling someone out but he could have been more respectful. I'm hoping this one doesn't turn into a McGregor circlejerk where he somehow shoehorns Rousey in there as well.
>>64246438
Conor himself said he basically just left it there and Aldo did all the work.
>>64246254
I feel a bit better to think it like Cain v jds 1. Cain was undefeated on a 9 win streak when he got kod. He came back and fought much smarter since.
I'm a big Aldo fan and I can't help but feel that he will never repair after this loss.
>>64245510
did you get banged for chatting shit?
>>64246511
>Chris is is still my son and I'm still his father, and I'll be there supporting him no matter what.
>>64243593
Wasn't Bellator trying to scoop him up and then the UFC offered him more?
Do you think Anderson got happy that The Chris got beaten or did he join the team long ago?
>>64246537
Thanks to USADA, Aldo is the new Barao.
>>64246254
Yes. And also like andy/weidman 1 and 2
>>64246537
The obvious flaw was him rushing in against a guy who everyone knows can knock anyone out with the right shot. Look at how Holloway deal with a serious puncher in Stephens. Movement, jabs, kicks, patience.
>>64246388
what am i supposed to see here
>>64246599
Andy is on the team. He hespect the Chris after the first fight.
>>64246511
>I AM VERY UPSET
>tfw The Chris meme is finally dead
>>64245256
RDA
Overeem
Diaz
Kowalkiewicz
>>64246614
That is the worst case scenario. Start to miss weight and look like he learned nothing. Please stay away from barao!
>>64246693
Yeah, but after Romero grabs the fence, shits himself, stays on the stool too long and heems Rockhold, The Chris will get his chance to rise again.
>>64246693
>trading one meme for another
HAS JOE RIGGS FUCKING CUT HIS DICK OFF YET OR WHAT?
>>64246693
>The Notorious meme is still alive
>>64245256
Cerrone
JDS
Nate
Markos
>>64246693
It honestly amazes me how even got to the top in the first place. All his strikes are incredibly slow and telegraphed, and it was made all the more obvious when comparing Rockhold's decently speeded kicks to his. I really like weedman, but goddamn he's a mediocre fighter.
Do ye think usada was at fault for Chris' downfall.
>>64246530
>>64246648
http://www.ebay.com/itm/EA-Sports-UFC-Microsoft-Xbox-One-2014-/262180653719?hash=item3d0b2f4a97:g:iCMAAOSwd4tULTp0
>>64246790
He was lucky he got fast-tracked to the title before any Strikeforce guys came over. They made the Middleweight division into a serious force. Before that, it was the biggest joke in MMA.
Renan Barao vs. Jose Aldo
Would you be /hyped/?
>>64246841
fucking this
Anyone got a link to the Rogan stream?
>>64246772
Leave McGoober to me
>>64246637
I was watching with my causal friends who maybe watch ufc once a year and I explained why this fight was the biggest ever.. Conor flashy but deadly striking, Aldo's minimalistic but brutal style etc. Barley have time to open my beer when Aldo bum rushes Gregor who knocks him out cold.
One of my friends asks "is it already over?"
http://youtu.be/s68Ixqkkf04
>>64245256
Cowboy
JDS
Diaz
Markos
>>64246901
What if Conor heems Frankie in one punch?
What id Conor just keeps heeming everyone in one punch from now on?
>>64245256
Cerrone
JDS
Diaz
Markos
>>64246864
not live yet
>>64246843
Would be more hyped for Aldo vs Holloway desu,
I also want Mighty Mouse vs Cruz next year
>>64246830
Ok you stumped us, what are you referring to?
>>64246936
>tfw Conor will never have to answer the wrestling or bjj questions cause he bangs everyone out in one
>>64246936
He'd be the Ronda Rousey of men's mma.
>>64245256
>Rafael dos Anjos
>Junior dos Santos
>Nate Diaz
>Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>64245256
RDA
JDS
Johnson
Kwalkiewicz
>>64246985
when is it live and where is it being broadcasted?
>>64246993
he already is, unless you mean it by his fights all lasting less than a minute
>>64246906
Screw casuals
Someone near me said I'm disappointed like they've been waiting for months or follow UFC at all
How long till JRE starts?
>>64247055
yes
>>64247011
jeez most trannies look more feminine than her
>>64247022
he said 2 PST so should start any minute now, and it'll be on youtube and ustream
>>64247055
Should be any bing now.
>>64247055
>unironically listening to his shit
>13 seconds
the state of mma
>>64245832
Aldo looks so built there
>>64247102
He's entertaining. He says a bunch of shit I don't agree with but I still enjoy listening to him.
>>64247110
I'm getting real tired of your shit Sweden.
>state of boxing
>When someone more attractive than you gets cut
>>64245256
RDA
Dos Santos
Diaz
Karolina
>>64247077
>implying you wouldn't
Is Romero the favorite against Rockhold?
>>64247055
>fer sure
>lift your shield bro
>dime piece
>I won the Arlovski fight
>I agree with you Joe
There I just gave you all of Schaub's talking points
>conor vs GSP
how many PPVs would this sell
>>64247110
McGOAT would heem that chinky cunt in 13 seconds too
>>64245256
>There’s a card this saturday, so I’m going to get this started.
You're such an autist.
>>64247187
Not a chance.
>>64247158
also, cevapcici is shit
>>64247187
Steroids is a favorite
>Ariel Helwani: What Ido Portal does, I believe is very legit
If you had 3 days to cut weight right now, what weight class would you fight at?
6'2" 190, I'd die trying to make 170 so I'd be giving The Chris a nice rebound fight
>>64247185
>Implying he'd had a voice if she wanted to
>tfw we are in the age of movement
>>64245256
Rafael dos Anjos
Junior dos Santos
Michael Johnson
Randa Markos
>>64247185
>>64247270
this to be honest family
>>64247251
Helwani is a kike faggot
>>64247264
Probably wouldn't make 265 desu
What is Sage hiding behind that blank stare?
>>64247219
Yeah, I'd figure you for a sausage fan.
>>64247293
ido portal is also a kike
>>64247203
Except people complain when no one does it, whether it's the same guy or not
>>64243330
Corn nuts are pretty based though desu
>>64247303
He truly awakens when he stops smiling, meme flips and flying kicks in the octagon
>>64247303
Pure Autism
>>64247286
I picked Maia and Romero btw
>>64247306
I'm not coming back from that one
>>64247187
Rockhold's meme kicks will stop Romero in his tracks even faster than Weidman
>>64247303
he's such a gentleman he gives equal attention to the viewers at home and the interviewer.
>>64247303
Nothing strange sir, heh. Just normal circuits and processor ,heh
I want to get into BJJ but I'm afraid I'll be heem'd because I'm such a beta.
That and, even though I've been interested in starting it for ages, i'll (understandably) be viewed a Mcgreggor MMA fad kek.
Wat do?
>>64245256
RDA
JDS
Diaz
Markos
>>64246843
that file should be called Hue in a blanket
>>64247110
>le 33 year old 150 000 ppv sells man
dead sport getting deader
>buh m-muh third world countries watching it because there is nothing better for them to watch
Here's the link for the JRE stream for when it does go live.
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>64247400
nobody gets heem'd in BJJ. go for it, its fun
>>64247369
But it was Weidman's meme kick that stopped Weidman
I'm not gay but yoel Romero is one aesthetic, beautiful, visually appealing warrior of Jesus
>>64245256
Dos Anjoes
Dos Santas
Johnson
kowalakwiecz
>>64247400
BJJ is a joke
the only things you'll be able to get out of it are skindiseases and injuries, im talking from experience
>>64247400
Don't worry, they'll be plenty of other betas getting into it that you might be able tap
>>64247400
You won't get heem'd lel, you tap out everytime. What you really should be worried about is bacterial skin infections
>>64247303
nothing tbqh. he lives in a bubble created by his upper middle class parents and christianity. The real question is an age-old one. Is ignorance really bliss? Is he happier than you and I, even though he's living in complete delusion?
>>64247417
if boxing is dead and still outsells mma by a wide margin, then what is mma?
>>64247400
caring how people view you won't get you anywhere
>>64247470
A sport in its infancy.
>>64247417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMvuXChHEa4
>>64247470
Young.
>>64247428
Fuck off.
>>64247463
>Is he happier than you and I
He scored 80k from beating another man in front of an audience cheering him on. He's probably quite happy.
>>64247417
the mma p4p #1s last ppv sold 120k
>>64247303
It's like his dad switched his brain with a golden retriever's.
>>64247479
I get that but, it's like joining the Gym in January, except this bullshit lasts until Mcgreggor loses.
>>64247500
he was contributing a link faggot, better watch it unless you want me to work your head like a speed bag
JRE when
>>64247470
a sport for neonazis and racists
>>64247428
Thanks. Shithead Rogan late as usual. I have normie shit to do today and it's 1:27AM, he needs to hurry.
>>64247185
>Sage "Sir Percival the pure" Northcutt
>Holly "preacher's daughter" Holm
Is this how Jesus gets reborn?
>>64247546
soon™
BOUT TO GO LIVE ON JRE
CUE THE HEMPFORCE MUSTARD
Does nelson have a soul behind that emotionless expression? When he was fighting maia he just scared vapidly at the ground, it didn't even look like he was trying one but. He just lay down and stared intensely at the ground and if I'm honest it frightened me. It's like he has fucking PTSD.
>>64247556
UFC exists because white americans couldnt compete in boxing desu :^)
>>64247562
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>64247526
who cares. if you want to do it, do it. if you end up liking it then stick with it, if not then dont do it anymore. simple as that
>BRYAN CALLEN
>>64247447
EY, HEY, UFC, HEY IRELAN. WHA HAPPEN TO YOU?! WHAS GOING ON? YOU FORGET FOR YOU THE BEST IN THE BEST IN THE WORLD, THE NAME IS JEJUS CRI!!
WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU, IRELAN?! WAKE UP, IRELAN! GO! GO BACK FOR YOU! GO FOR JESUS, NO FORGAY JESUS PEOPLE!
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
WE
ARE
LIVE
I know hot disabled girls lmao
>>64247649
>Bryan callen is talking
isn't this supposed to be about the fights
>>64247644
I read all that in his raspy Latino voice kek'd 8/10
>>64247584
He's just from Iceland
Lads let me know when they're talking fightan plz
>expect to hear something about the 13sec
>listen to something about disabled women and transplanted dicks
>>64247665
no it's about penises
>Joe and Co. talking about dicks
>again
Why am I not surprised
>no live chat
>>64247584
>It's like he has fucking PTSD.
Well he was trying to grapple with Demian Maia
wait so is this an actual episode of JRE or a fight recap?
>>64247711
They must not realize that they're live
>no fight talk, just dicks and stem cell therapy
I don't know why I even bother anymore
>>64247711
supposed to be a fight recap but they're not talking about the fucking fights
>>64247694
Joe Rogan is probably one of those guys who smokes marijuana and then gets fucked in the ass, and then blames being stoned for being a literal faggot, while being in the closet.
He looks up to Ronda on how to be a strong yet cock loving personality.
Are they talking about 194 or not?
why the fuck is Bryan Callen there, I give no single fuck what he thinks of MMA ever
>>64247666
>666
I see you don't know much about Romero, Satan. But that's ok, I'm here to help:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZybaBFjNEjQ
Do you think Joe shitposts on /heem/ during the show?
>>64247719
They won't be able to talk about JUST the fights for 3 hours dude, calm your fucking bitch tits
Joe rogan just said his mom is 62. He's like 48
>>64247705
Maia has serious fucking core strength, he was locked tightly around gunnars body (a pretty broad one at that) all the while keeping his back and chest straight while he thumped him. Very impressive stuff.
>>64247759
she's probably like 65-70
>>64247759
having a kid at 14 is not that weird for back then dude, it's not even shocking in 2015
SHUT THE FUCK UP CALLEN, YOU IDIOT, YOU MMA ANALYSIS SUCKS SO MUCH DICK SHUT UP FUCK OFF
>>64247758
Isn't there a dick you should be talking about Joe? You're live.
>>64247735
>those comments
fucking christ you yanks
>>64247761
I think that fight was underrated. Incredible match
>>64247758
>fans ask for a podcast to talk specifically about the fights
>Joe responds on twitter saying he'll hold an exclusive post 194 podcast to talk about the fights
>the first 10 minutes about the podcast they don't talk about the fights
Makes no sense. At least their talking about the fights now.
anyone who listens to joe rogan is human trash
>>64247810
>>64247810
*they're
>Renan
>immediate rematch
And the tub won
>>64247810
you might as well close out of the podcast now because they're going to get off track again nigger
>>64247830
You're just not an evolved higher primate taking your Onnit supplements broh.
I'd like to hear about a match-up other than Mcgregor/Aldo like we heard for the past year
>>64247785
What are you a puerto Rican or something?
>>64247830
No wonder your mother loves garbage day
Can I really listen to Rogan saying HE DOESN'T DESERVE AN IMMEDIATE REMATCH
He didn't get bloody merked, it wasn't Maia/Nelson, it was a good one punch Knockout but isn't really indicative of the how the fight could go. This shit can just happen in the Octagon but he definitely should get a rematch
Seriously I might turn this shit off Rogan you're actually pissing me off now
>>64247844
I don't have a problem with them not talking about fights after a couple hours, but ffs at least talk about them for the first 30 minutes. That's the entire reason they called the podcast.
Wow, Callen is such a bitch.
callan just got heemed
>>64247871
>He didn't get bloody merked
KEK
>FINANCIAL
ITS ABOUT THE BEST FIGHTER YOU GOOF
WHAT IS THIS
AT LEAST SCHAUB IS TALKING SENSE
>CALLEN
Why do fighters insist on using meme kicks when so far all it's done is get people heem'd when they use them
>>64247871
I agree, but I don't think it's fair to deny Edgar. He's worked too hard. Let Aldo have some time off.
>>64247871
Frankie deserves a match before Aldo
There's really no justification, regardless of past events, that says Aldo should get an immediate rematch
He got beat in 13 seconds, Frankie's earned his spot
>post yfw Greg Jackson keks Dana White once again when his boy finally puts McGobbler to rest
>>64247850
No, I guess I'm not shocked that easily. The idea of a 14 year old girl who's pregnant is surprising and rare, but this does not shock me. 14 year olds fuck and are sexually mature.
But it's undeniable that teen pregnancy was much worse back in the day.
When God sneezes, he says "Conor Bless".
Conor had a rough night on Saturday, he said he hurt his left hand during sparring and so it took him 13 seconds to throw it. Had he been at 100%, he would've knocked Aldo out cold in attosecond.
Conor said post-fight that he let Aldo hit him out of pity. He didn't want to trigger Brazil's PTSD. He said the punch was so slow that he felt like he was fighting a gassed heavyweight in slow motion underwater.
>>64247904
Live by the meme, die by the meme
>>64246987
He's pointing out how jewwy the UFC is by noting that they are selling an outdated game that is old for full price
>All this Maia love
yeah!
>>64247941
probably took him back to the days when sparred with Pendred
>Bryan Callen
Holy fuck I'm crying
>>64247871
NOBODY deserves an immediate rematch, how about that mohammad
>>64247871
>He didn't get bloody merked
jesus christ how delusional are the haters?
>>64247888
faggot read the rest of the post
I meant it wasn't a 3 round domination or something like Maia's was, he did get merked though but that fight could be much more of a fight
>>64247907
You're right desu, but I just don't feel Aldo shouldn't not get his rematch when Rousey is and so is Cain. 10 years undefeated is insane, he's held the belt for so long and if everyone else seems to it really does seem like playing favourites for no reason. I think it is a fair thing to say though, tough choice but Aldo at some point should get his shot again. Dana seemed to just want to avoid that altogether.
Surely if just one guy has defeated you the only thing you want to do is avenge that, though that said Aldo is in good spirits now which is nice to see
>Weidman/Rockhold 2
Fucking hell Schaub Weidman got wrekted
>>64247871
>Can I really listen to Rogan saying HE DOESN'T DESERVE AN IMMEDIATE REMATCH
I don't think an immediate rematch is a good business decision for the UFC. Who knows where Aldo's head is at right now? He already showed poor judgment in the first fight, how would all the casuals feel if the UFC were to sell them on an immediate rematch, only for Aldo to get stopped in under a minute again?
As the Diaz brothers might say, they'd feel like they were sold wolf tickets.
>LEAVE THE RANKINGS UP TO THE PUBLIC
Fuck it I'll listen to Joe JUST THIS ONCE
this better be good /heem/
callen looks like he's wearing makeup and hes really annoying
>>64247991
At least it was competitive. Weidman's striking though was definitely not on his level.
>>64247922
>There's really no justification, regardless of past events, that says Aldo should get an immediate rematch
Regardless of how they are beaten, a long-reigning champion always gets an immediate rematch.
Why the fuck would Anderson get an instant rematch but Aldo doesn't?
Why the fuck would Cain?
Why the fuck would Barao?
It's way, way more unfair to Aldo to not give him a rematch.
>>64247982
Ireland why have you got so many sticks up your ass now? I hespect McGregor and I hespect Aldo
You faggots should just be happy and in full meme mode but I just see you bitching and moaning. Chin up you potato, McGregor won
>>64247983
>You're right desu, but I just don't feel Aldo shouldn't not get his rematch when Rousey is and so is Cain.
I don't like that the UFC's misguided obsession with rematches is being used to justify more rematches. We didn't get to see much of a fight, but Frankie made himself undeniable the night before.
Rogan is right. Aldo needs to collective himself
>>64248017
>At least it was competitive.
lmao that was competitive? are you kidding?
Weidman won round 1 by hanging onto Rockhold's back and doing zero damage.
Rockhold dominated round 2.
Rockhold dominated round 3.
Rockhold dominated and finished in round 4. How is that competitive... at all? Because Chris was "still in the fight" up until when he wasn't?
>the wisdom of crowds
why do people keep memeing about croke park
mcgoat will be on the 200 card and they cant do croke park outside summer
>Schaub
very subtle
>>64248045
don't forget that all this happened while Rockhold was suffering from cellulitis
>callen getting the time wrong
oh boy
>>64248054
McG is fighting in the spring, he won't be on the UFC 200 card
>Joe and Schaub about to talk about drug testing
>Bryan "The Kek" Callen interrupts
Fuck you Bryan
>>64248045
Third round was close up until the wheelkick.
Fourth round shouldn't have happened.
>>64247871
Conor simulated Aldo's death
>>64248064
doubtful m8
>>64248054
Having such massive events in non american time zones is a poor choice anyway.
>>64248028
I guess it's in the interest of being fair. Dana literally does not seem to want Holm to fight until Ronda
You're right though, shit decisions should not open the door for other decisions.
I suppose rematches in general are a bit of an odd thing, maybe they should go out and I suppose if you ignore everything else there shouldn't be an immediate rematch and Aldo should just have other fights to rebuild himself
Edgar/McGregor would actually be a really good fight, Rogan's getting me a bit hype for it now.
>>64245256
Cerrone
Reem
Johnson
KK
>>64248045
it was 19-19 going into the third and Chris was doing well in the third until the meme kick
>>64248064
Ideally he wants to fight in Spring and UFC 200. But if only one happens it will be 200
>>64248065
Bryan was the one who brought it up you deaf nazi
>>64248023
>Why the fuck would Anderson get an instant rematch but Aldo doesn't?
Anderson was a longer reigning champion, and had negotiated that clause into his contract. Plus, people believed it was a lucky shot due to his showboating too much.
>Why the fuck would Cain?
Because Dana's foolishly determined to have a "Mexican" champion, even though Cain could easily get blown out again.
>Why the fuck would Barao?
Because he's a munster.
>Regardless of how they are beaten, a long-reigning champion always gets an immediate rematch.
Yes, and that's unfortunate. It cheapens the sport to require a challenger to defeat the champ twice, especially since the challenger wouldn't get an immediate rematch if they lose the second fight. And especially if they finished the champ the first time around.
>>64247904
A couple reasons probably. One, they want a bonus (i.e., knockout of the night) and if they can land a spectacular kick, that will probably do the trick. Two, judging from previous occasions, landing a unique kick which knocks out your opponent causes a great deal of hype for a fighter. Look at Silva's front kick, Barboza's spinning kick, Vitor's wheel kick, Hall's spinning kick, etc. All of them caused more hype than if they had just finished their fights with punches.
>>64248093
nope
Aldo looked leaner, I don't think it was very drastic
>>64248114
Fucking lol'd
10/10 if troll
7/10 if copy pasta
Roid users getting BTFO
Ayyy Brendan saying the same exact fucking thing I said about Aldo.
See? It's not a crazy thought.
>>64248023
Hence regardless of past events
I think the UFC needs to correct it's wrongs and just set a precedent
joe rogan btfoing aldo
Aldo actually looked the exact same as always, these guys are fucking retarded. There are picture comparisons on the internet right now.
>Google that see if it's true
Internet never lies lads, thanks based Rogan
>Tried to get him deported
>Tripped
KEK ALDO COMFIRMED FOR ROIDER
>>64248128
It just looked like he had a better cut in preparation for the IV ban. Got him started on the warm baths shit early.
>everyone talking about Aldo being on roids despite not looking different at all
>no one bringing up how completely different Jacare looked
Oh fuck Joe and Schaub are literally admitting that they knew everyone was on something
ROGAN GOING ALL OUT
IT'S ALL OGRE HUEZIL
>>64248157
He then provided a sample an hour later, he was obviously waiting for his secret masking agents to kick in.
Can you really say a fighter is a #1 p4p if he's on Steroids?
>>64248163
Romero looked different too. He's still a physical specimen but he didn't look like if you hit Ubereem with a shrinking ray.
*you're
>>64248186
When everyone else is too, sure.
conrad heeming tj without even being in the cage
>>64245256
RDA
JDS
Johnson
Kowalkiewicz
>>64248168
Everyone who knows anything about steroids knows every single professional athlete without exception is on something.
Nah but seriously less deserving champions get rematches for fights they got dominated in.
Rousey is getting a rematch after getting destroyed for two rounds.
Cain is getting a rematch after Werdum fucking schooled him.
Let's be real. If Aldo gets a rematch it's simply because the UFC has no interest or ability to market him as opposed to other dethroned champs.
>>64248186
Joe and Schaub both have a good point. Roids dont teach technique. If strength and athleticism was all you needed to be the best ever then why arent guys like Melvin Guillard or Anthony Johnson champion already?
MEWVMENT
>>64248186
p4p is whatever you want it to be. There's no universal standards.
>>64248113
Fair enough, I can understand that, I mean I'm pretty sure people would get hype as fuck if it connects, but I guess so far they've just been using them at the worst times they possibly could try to attempt them.
>>64245256
RoiDA
JDS
Johnson
KK
>>64248023
>Why the fuck would Anderson get an instant rematch but Aldo doesn't?
>Why the fuck would Cain?
>Why the fuck would Barao?
And Ronda, too.
Who /STILLONTHETEAM/ here?
>>64248204
Immediate rematches maybe shouldn't be a thing at all unless the fight is really REALLY close I think.
The only reason it's brought up now is because Dana's making shit ass decisions that make little sense
do you agree?
>>64248151
No there are two bullshit pics taken with different lighting at a specific timing to prove that Aldo was as big, but the guy is known to strugle with weight cuts and this time he had an easy one so he obviously weighs less
>>64248231
Weidman is the nicest guy ever. It was really sad to see him lose.
>>64248236
>Ronda above JJ and Holly
>Barao only lost to TJ becuz drug testing
He lost to TJ before drug testing to Schaub, you retard.
>>64248237
he looked the exact same as always
>>6424823
Oh I agree completely. Unless somebody gets blatantly robbed, there shouldn't be immediate rematches.
But the fact is there are. The precedent has been set. To give less deserving champions rematches then spurn Aldo is fucked and makes the UFC look even more like the WWE.
>>64248231
he will never be champion again, he's a phony, he was never good, he got lucky and got exposed.
![12369049_817695408341944_2326304574496957306_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZnMoLWd.jpg "12369049 817695408341944 2326304574496957306 n[1]")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkato9Yr5-g
>>64248231
Nice to read desu
>>64248271
Was quoting >>64248234
>>64245256
Donald Cerrone
Horse meat man
Nate Diaz
Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>64248231
>master plan that God has in store for me
what an idiot
>>64248231
Is he jewish?
>>64248236
DJ as p4p #1 is disturbing. hes more like p4p biggest faggot and most boring fighter of all time. its amazing he can fight so fast and be so boring at the same time
>master plan that God has in store for me
>what an idiot
>>64248275
what kind of a moron would ever compare the two?
>>64248271
>>64248282
Agree with you lad, it's a strange situation because Dana's playing favourites clearly
He literally didn't even mention Aldo getting a rematch yet suggested a Rousey one almost immediately
Why is Cruz always injured?
>>64248231
all he did was kill anderson mysticism he killed a big part of the sport
>thinking baldo would actually win
top kek
>Joe on meme mouse's dick this hard
>>64247953
Live by the meme die by the HEEM*
>>64248236
>McGregor not #1
>Johnson above Jones
>Holm bellow Ronda
>Aldo above Cormier
>Rockhold above Dos Anjos
>Weidman above Joanna
Do they smoke crack before coming up with these rankings?
>>64248317
his knees rotted
shame cause I liked to watch his mewvment
>>64247584
>le 30-25 face
I hope he bounces back. I love his fights, but that was an absolute rekting
>>64248231
Weidman has had a net negative effect on the sport of MMA
>>>64248236
>Ronda above Holm
>>64248023
I agree. Got to give props to Connor tho, normally the champ is the big draw and everyone else lines up for their shot. Conor's talked himself into being the big draw and everyone's lining up for a shot at him. Think Frankie deserves that next shot
>>64248236
So Conor beat the #6 P4P big fucking deal, faggots.
>>64248334
>McGregor not #1
>Johnson above Jones
When considering p4p rankings, some people hold a size advantage against a fighter. Conor & Jones are consistently bigger than their opponents, whereas Mighty Manlet is somehow small even for flyweight.
>>64248236
>Gastelum moves up a spot
JUST
FUCKING
STOP
DANA
>>64248314
they have an enormous amount of similarities.
How many Conor McGregor punches could you take?
>This guy
Not even going to say his name
>le American man is clean
WEIDMAN COMFIRMED ROIDER
>>64248352
I agree that Frankie is the only reason for Aldo not getting an immediate rematch. Frankie has been given the shaft for too long, and if Aldo got a rematch, it'd likely be at UFC 200. Which would put Frankie on the backburner for an entire year, again.
>>64243593
Cody Pfister deserves more than $12k for risking his life like that.
>>64248370
Enough to pick him up and throw him off the roof were hopefully standing on.
>>64248275
So you're saying the McGregor fight was fixed?
>>64248231
AYY LMAO
>>64248393
Why do we pretend Cody got rekt when he won that first round pretty clearly
>Rockhold vs JBJ
Callen please stop.
>>64248301
>and most boring fighter of all time
the only reason he is the most boring is that he is the most dominant
>>64248236
>Jones
>#2
jesus christ why the fuck is callan on this cast
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>64248231
WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN WEIDMAN
>>64248369
Alright, go ahead and tell me what those are. tell me about how Conor is a civil rights icon, not only for black people but for anti-vietnam.
Go ahead and tell me how conor is ANYTHING like ali.
fucking delusional
kill Bryan Callen
>>64248417
M..MUH FANTASY
>>64248236
>Rockhold annihilates the man who twice beat the greatest of all time
>#9
top 5 would be an insult
>>64248395
Sorry bro, no easy roofthrow this time. You're both in a jacuzzi.
>>64248420
I know. Listing a crackhead is ridiculous. May as well put Krazyhorse up there.
>>64248418
and why is he dominant? because he's so boring and safe
>mmm muh clinchwork i'll take that 50-45 judges thank you very muchly
>>64248443
>roleplaying as a cookold with a swedish flag
kek did anyone else hear callen say his name when Schaub was listing off athletes
chris stuck in the mud weidman
>stiffness
>>64248231
Can Weidman pull a cheeky Gastelum and drop down to 170?
>>64248450
Ronda is above Holm despite getting her ass kicked, it's a bunch of bullshit
>>64248460
>risking brain damage in a fist fight
>>64248464
Nah, but to compare Mcgregor to the biggest sports star of all time is fucking retarded.
STIFFNESS
Literally what is wrong with Callen
>>64248476
Hey now I don't blame him but the fact that he's considered a joke as a dominant champion and is the worst championship draw since MMA was dead in the water is maybe why you should risk brain damage in a fist fight
>>64248460
>Boring and Safe
>KO Benavidez
>Taps Horiguchi, Cariaso, and Moraga
So safe and boring.
>>64245256
Donald Cerronay
OVEREEM
Nathaniel Diaz
Markos
>>64248518
Yeah, he's fucking death to watch.
What's the time on that Horiguchi armbar again? How many times did he try to finish him before that?
Clowned you hard, lol.
>>64245256
>Dos Anjos (decision)
>dos Santos (HEEM)
>Johnson (points)
>Markos (points)
>>64244017
God damn, that's a perfect sex body
Does being stupid translate into a wackier life?
>>64248464
>I have no counter-argument so I'm just gonna call this dude a kek
>>64245256
RDA
JDS
Diaz
Kowalkiewicz
>>64247891
>ITS ABOUT THE BEST FIGHTER
>>64247444
Rockhold is such a master of meme kicks that he subverts the opponent's meme kick in his favor
>>64244327
samman,cowboy. rda, overeem, jds, wait who snuck northcutt in there
also castillo at FW?
>>64246412
Wasn't Paige one of Dana's pet projects, tho'?
>>64247871
Rematch? Yes.
Immediate rematch? No.
Makes no fucking sense. Getting heemd is getting heemd, period. One punch, multiple punches, cuts, kicks on the face that make you scream "NO!" while you cry like a bitch, getting heemed = you need a lot of time to think, recover, bounce back, or whatever the fuck.
Had it gone the distance, perhaps it would be immediate. A Paquiao vs. Marquez IV style one punch knockout? Not even fucking joking.
>>64248027
Did you see the rest of the card? I mean, I'm a full pedro here, and even I notice the ONLY EUROPEAN WHO ACTUALLY DID SHIT was McPotato.
Of course they're going to shit and moan about it.
>>64245256
Anjos
Santaos
Johnson
Markos
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