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>Weidman vs Silva I
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https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
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>>64229535
first for the goat
>>64229535
1st for post your walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIRjd_Dug4k
>>64229697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4LR7x8kZvc
You have now lost your mental edge...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD3VsesSBsw
You now know that you shall be destroyed.
As I approach, you have nothing to do but stand and regret every decision you've made that led you to be standing here waiting to be damaged.
You stand in the darkness, waiting to lose, waiting for pain.
I now
>>64230156
own you
Someone explain the heem meme to me pls
Anyone else thing Filthy Tom Lawler is GOAT?
Holy shit, I just remembered that time that Chris Weidman got fucking dominated! Remember that?
>>64231626
It comes from a world star video of someone getting knocked out and him going heeeem sleepy.
So heem means to knock out.
>>64233037
2bh, I thought he had momentum up until he tried that meme kick.
>>64233236
maybe like one minute of it
>>64233379
u sound mad lad
>>64231761
>>64231761
Lawlor vs Weidman rematch/title eliminator is inevitable.
>>64235286
>implying Dana doesn't want Weidman vs Silva 3
Because fuck it he gave BJ Penn three goes at Frankie despite losing twice
California! WE DID IT BABY!! YEEEEHHHH!!!
How is Weidman coping?
nth for Cruz reclaiming the Bantamweight division
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/2511643/Joe-Rogan-are-you-serious/?&page=1
lmao i guess sherdog arent the only bitches.
crying about a question lmao
>>64238526
Silly Dilly is too /mewvement/ for him
>>64238548
>out mewvmenting the original creator of mewvment
'no'
>>64233236
this
he would have won the fight if he hadn't tried that
Rockhold was getting eaten up by those body kicks and muh antibiotics and didn't have a lot less in the gas tank
SHARK
INFESTED
WATERS
>>64238598
MURDERER'S ROW
>>64238593
You make any mistakes, you have to pay. You make any mistakes, you have to pay.
So now that Rizin FF's card has mostly come together, what do you think of it?
>chris was winning until he wasn't
>>64229695
fucking based
>>64238638
are the fights scripted?
>>64238638
I'm hyped for the meme fighters
>James Thompson
>Fedor
>Le Banner
>Gabi Garcia
>Bob Sapp
>Akebono
holy shit
>>64238648
>gooks
Do you even need to ask?
Seriously though Rizin should have campaigned for Bellator to send Kimbo over and have him fight Sapp. Imagine that shitshow.
>>64238638
why do i like giantesses so much?
>>64238638
Looks good, hyped for Nagashima's drag entrace
>>64238655
Can you imagine him winning the belt with that facial hair?
>>64185264
Jose Aldo - 71(54%) | Conor McGregor - 61(46%)
Chris Weidman - 98(74%) | Luke Rockhold - 34(26%)
Ronaldo Souza - 81(61%) | Yoel Romero - 51(39%)
Demian Maia - 38(29%) | Gunnar Nelson - 94(71%)
Max Holloway - 110(83%) | Jeremy Stephens - 22(17%)
>only 26% of people could recognise Rockholds greatness
feels good man
>>64238671
>feels good man
feels GREAT
>>64238671
certainly does feel good pham
>>64238671
>>64238677
but where were you when I needed back up lads?
>>64238671
Holy shit, the people on the Nelson hype train too, did you honestly think he would out-wrestle DEMIAN MAIA? There's like three fighters that can do that.
>>64238671
>Maia 29%
What the hell is wrong with you, heem? Maia vs grappler = easy win, unless 5 rounder.
>>64238680
I was defending Rockhold every thread breh, and a lot of it came true, the guillotine, the check hook, the keeks,
>>64238680
I was staying humble, I hespect the chris, his good boy
>>64238638
>Asen vs Kron
/hyped/ as fuck
>>64238684
>>64159180
>germany
Bong posted this in the other thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATP5h6qmBZ0
Aldo seems to have got over it fairly quickly, seems fine now lads. Hope we do see the rematch and Dana doesn't screw Aldo over.
>tfw got every single pick wrong except the only one that mattered
>>64238639
In between the 3rd and 4th you can hear Matt Serra actually utter the words:
>"You were winning that round".
>wew
>>64238731
Aldo is a realist and understands the nature of the beast. Dede too. He'll be fine.
>>64238749
pretty sure that was Longo
>>64238731
good desu, at least there won't be so much pressure on him in the rematch
>>64238731
it must be kinda like a relief to not be the champ anymore, no more pressure of having to be the best
>>64238761
It changes nothing
>>64238741
>that's still my boy on the big screen
loving every laugh
>>64238749
He obviously meant up until the wheel kick/takedown which is correct. He was trying to remind Chris that if he sticks to the game plan he can win.
>>64238741
Are you gay for luke's cockhold?
>>64238655
Right in the feels.
>>64238770
it changes who said it, no need to be a little bitch bro
>>64238772
He obviously meant:
>"Beautiful work champ".
>>64238797
No, he didn't or he would have said "you won that round" They have clearly different meanings in the context of the situation.
>>64238788
>quote Gomi
>"no need to be a little bitch bro"
How to spot a salty casual?
>>64238771
"You were never my boy Chris... you were adopted"
>>64238731
BRAZIL plz tramslate
when did Nate get so philosophical
>>64238822
I know, right? He seems in a really good place now, the time off did him good. Him submitting Johnson isn't far off my radar at all now.
>>64238822
>to oh nein stockton what, or to not oh nein stockton what? that is the question
fuggen deep shit
>>64238523
But you're from Essex
When will the podcasts hit lads
>>64238797
I swear you watched a different fight from the one everyone else saw. It's like you didn't see Rockhold consistently wincing in pain and backing up throughout the first four minutes of the third round, as Weidman started going to the body on consecutive strikes.
Weidman landed more and better strikes on the feet that round, and was easily on route to winning it until he went all Chael in there. At which point Rockhold took advantage & fucked his shit up.
>>64238847
I'm a Caliboo
Was the Longo/Serra camp a meme?
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the octagon, whose face is marred by blood and sweat; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
>>64238828
looking in phenomenal shape too
>>64238860
Is that Serra guy really 5 ft 6? Looks 5 ft 3
Mendes looks really small for 5 ft 6 too, is it standard practice to lie about height to throw your opponents off when they step in the ring with you?
>>64238856
>everyone else
Get fucked, Rockhold outclassed Weidman on the feet. Yeah Weidman had success with the body kicks but Luke won the second round with his kicks which were much harder.
>>64238860
"I train with champions, he trains with jabronis" - Luke Rockhold 2015
>>64238856
So I see the divorce from reality has been finalized.
>>64238885
UFC lies with the stats as well, Gustafsson's reach changes with every fight and Struve is advertised as 7 foot
>>64238889
Was I talking about the second round?
>>64238908
No but you were clearly implying that Weidman was doing better in the standup lel
>>64238856
>>64238908
>he would have won the fight had he not lost it: the argument
Just how precise is Conor's precision?
>>64238856
Everybody that watched the fight saw it like that. That's why rogan specifically asked them both about The wheel kick in the post fight interview. Dana talked about it in every interview after the fight. It was obviously the pivotal moment of the fight. The Chris can't get sloppy in there against Rockhold. I would like to see him fight again before an immediate rematch. He has a path to victory against Rockhold. He's still my boy.
>>64238901
Does the UFC not officially measure them?
People won't believe me here, but I played on the same football team with Connor Mcgregor when we were around 17-19
The guy is at least 5 ft 10.5 to 5 ft 11
>>64238927
atomic clock-esque, joe
>>64238934
no, you're just 5'6
>>64238934
HAHAHAHA
>>64238927
Very, Joe.
>>64238918
In the third round, he was. In the second round, he wasn't.
>>64238925
Ok, Rockhold looked completely invincible, he was winning every second of the fight. Anybody who points out any flaws in his performance is obviously delusional - and he certainly didn't have a weakness to body shots exposed by a gassed Weidman. Happy now?
Anyone else glad the countdown spammer is done?
>>64229695
Why is the italian flag on the banners?
>>64238958
nah and I hope he does it again when UFC 200 main card is announced
>>64238958
Just wait until UFC 200 has a date
EETS NOT ALL TALK YEH? AM GUNNA WOIPE OUT EVERYWUN IN DE DEVISION, OI SAID DAT UN OI WILL DO ET
>Holly Holm on Ronda Rousey rematch at UFC 200: ‘Nothing is set in stone’
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/14/10103814/ufc-holly-holm-ronda-rousey-miesha-tate-dana-white-negotiations-problems-mma-news
>>64238998
DANA DANA
SIXTEE GEES BABY
How do I achieve Romero mode?
>>64238999
>I do like to fight sooner than later, but I'm not one to say ‘this is when I want it and this is who I want', I usually just take the opportunity they give to me," Holm said during a media scrum. "And so whatever happens, we'll see how the cards unfold. I mean, we're sitting here today because I just took whatever opportunity was in front of me.
She's just far too nice to call out Dana on his bullshit. Literally not letting her fight for eight months just so Rousey can recover. It's beyond ridiculous and it's a damn joke desu
If she wants to fight Meisha let her fight Meisha in that time
The main reason I can see he wouldn't want to is because Meisha could win and then he doesn't get his MUH ROUSEY REDEMPTION arc with Holm
>>64238860
Serra is a former UFC champ casual
>>64238771
chris looks mortified
>>64239099
It was a fluke win, GSP dominated him like he wasn't shit in the rematch
>>64238860
They're already planning their revenge, bucko
>>64238883
>giblert's supps
>>64238816
>Logically, we're saddened by the way things turned out. But it's time to get over it, it's part of the sport - sometimes we win, sometimes we lose. It's all good, I accept it and it's time to get back to work.
>What do you want to do now?
>I want to train harder, I make no excuses - I lost - but I want a rematch.
I wouldn't say Chris was going to win the fight but before the meme kick he was going to win round 3. Rockhold had easily won round 2.
Luke pretty much confirmed what he said about Weidman and how he likes to panic when things didn't go his way. He gets sloppy and does things no one should ever have to do.
>>64239108
Why the fuck was kid rock in the octagon?
>this thread
i thought the wrestling threads were gay...
>>64239030
Dianabol, stanozolol, Nandrolone, NO EPO WHATSOEVER
And squats
Anybody else got the feels when you saw Aldo crying into his towel?
a 10-year undefeated champ shouldn't go like this
>>64238731
I hope he gets the rematch and unleashes the Demian Maia and just grapple fucks Cooner.
>>64239155
That's Luke's dad IIRC.
>>64239155
He was promoting Cowboy's fight this Saturday
>>64238638
This is the most meme card I have ever seen
>>64238638
Anybody know the odds on TBD?
>>64239161
>a 10-year undefeated champ shouldn't go like this
He should have gone like Barao? Being totally outclassed everywhere in every round?
>>64239178
At least that would've been a proper passing of the torch.
>>64239161
sauce on conor's slags
>>64239168
>>64239155
that's his famous surfer brother
>>64239178
>everywhere
You think the potato would outclass Aldo on the ground?
>>64239195
they're Conor's family. nieces, cousins, whatever
>>64238638
is Aoki a meme fighter?
>>64239161
maybe he shouldn't fight like an idiot then
>>64239204
anyone got the instas?
>>64239206
I'd say anyone who loses to a transvestite in a match like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0UkLJlqPT0
qualifies as a meme fighter.
Aldo lunged into the punch just like Pacquiao lunged into Marquez in the 4th fight.
>>64239202
If Conor is so horrible on the ground why didn't he shoot for the takedown?
>>64239215
look what I found while searching for it
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/01/video-jose-aldos-wife-coach-surrounded-by-conor-mcgregors-family-fans
>Ronda loses
>memes and laughs
>Aldo loses
>I FEEL BAD GUYS WAH ANYONE ELSE KNOW THAT FEEL?
literally the worst fanbase
>>64239225
Because he got knocked out in ten seconds
>>64239239
The good guy lost this time
>>64239225
That is a good question that only Aldo can answer.
>>64239245
this may be hard for you to comprehend, but there is no such thing as good or bad guys
>>64239239
Ronda was annoying, Jose did nothing to deserve hate desu
>>64239239
Jose and Ronda are totally different people. Everyone respected Aldo before his fight whereas people started to not respect Ronda leading up to her fight.
Though you already knew that
>>64239225
We've been through this before with cain vs jds
>>64239266
>but there is no such thing as good or bad guys
Quite so, Nigel
>>64239269
>respecting a decision machine over a transcendent force of nature who saved the company
amateur heem time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmnpzg1429k
>>64239284
it's literally fedora tippers who think they exist so your post is invalid my bmi challenged friend. WWE has good guys and bad guys for fictional purposes so go watch that
>>64239283
Hitler was his own man on his own journey
>>64239266
>it's all shades of gray... like my soul
>>64239161
Brazilian athletes are widely known for being huge crying pussies when they lose.
Why do people say ">decision machine" like it's a bad thing?
>>64239137
Based Aldo, thanks lad
Don't be a faggot Dana
Hope he's fully mentally there next time
>>64239161
He's better now lad but yeah I feel for him. That one Brit will probably moan you're too soft though and he wants more edge
>>64239330
He seemed fine in that recent interview
>>64239336
To encourage the fighter to go get more heems. It worked with "Decision" Dan Henderson.
>>64239336
I just like the way it sounds when Conor says it
>>64239351
softer than margarine left in the sun lad
>>64239155
Nobody is more authentic than Kid Rock
>>64239218
>survive the kickboxing round by cheating, running away and generally acting like a bitch
>get KOed 30 seconds into the MMA portion
tipidy top kekaroo
>>64239315
>dat webm
I wasn't ready.
>Nate Diaz will be the no1 lightweight contender just in time for ufc 209.
>Nicks suspension will be over and he will return against GSP at ufc 209.
Wew
How do I convert my little brother into becoming a real fucking fite fan and a muuuunster in the gym?
>he is in DYEL mode but I see great potential because he has a wide frame
>hfw he thinks he is too intelligent to trane, lift or watch MMA
>I know it's all in his head
>I want him to start traneing combat sports so bad but I think he is afraid because of his minor social anxiety
>tfw I know traneing would help him to build great confidence
>tfw can't follow him to the gym for the first sessions to give him a jumpstart because he lives in another city
>lately I've been starting to talk to him about MMA
>he called me yesterday to talk about McG and Aldo
>tfw happy and surprised
>tell him to watch Lawler vs. MacDonald II
>he was mesmerized
>thinkgen of getting him GSP's way of the fight as an christmas gift and a dvd with my favorite fites
>that book really helped me building confidence and consistency in regard to traneing and I hope it will help him as well
Does anyone have any more ideas to get him started?
>>64239390
>30 seconds
I believe it was officially clocked at 4 seconds into the round
>>64239315
shits getting meta to the point where I can't tell whether people do shit to intentionally be cringeworthy or whether they are being wholly sincere
>>64239411
Bait him into your guard and show him the true power of BJJ as you get that nice strong overhook and setup the armbar.
>>64239411
Here's a controversial idea:
>take your dick out of your brothers ass and go trane yourself.
>>64239411
Just go over to him and start slapping the shit of of him and say "209 WHAT? Cmon mother fucker"
AND
MEWVMENT 5 DAYS A WEEK
>>64239421
I haven't seen it since it happened, my memory was telling me 5 seconds but i wanted to be safe and say 30
>>64239428
I don't think I've ever made a serious post except for this one and predicting Rockhold will win
>>64239455
It's okay, you're always safe here
>>64239411
Fight Pass
>>64239411
wtf i thought germans were good at english
>>64239428
A word of advice - don't ever go to /k/.
>>64239490
Everyone knows Czechs aren't good at dank memes though
What does /heem/ think of Mike Winkeljohn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVl667aNPm0
BRAZIL STRONK
>>64239411
Your brother is gay and has only recently discovered that mma is a great way to hide his gayness while oogling scantily clad masculine men show off their athletic prowess
>>64239519
Solid coach, though he doesn't always match up well with his fighters. Also, Jackson/Winklejohn are high on the list of coaches likely to get one of their fighters killed some day, they do not believe in throwing in the towel.
>>64239493
>Vitor rocks him early and flurries to TKO him and win the belt
>Anderson vs Vitor 2 in Brazil for the belt
>>64239519
Someone should have asked Holly what the fuck a Tom and Jerry is at the Q and A
Who was Sir Conrad of Belfast flipping off after the match?
>>64239501
What in the fuck?
>>64239540
Well, very few coaches in MMA believe in throwing the towel (in the states that allow the towel throw).
>>64239493
If Vitor ever fights for another title then I am done with this sport
>>64239545
Time is a flat circle.
>>64239563
see you tomorrow
>>64238847
Real Essex here. Anyone want to fight? Post your location.
>>64239493
>call Chris a paper champ for beating up a deflated Vitor
>wants to fight Vitor as his first title defense
but I know he would like to avenge that loss and Vitor will secretly be afraid for this fight without his vitamins
>>64239411
tell him that no one is too smart for anything, the body needs dedication to work long-term, fighting teaches discipline and should show/desensitize him from many sensory inputs and other bullshit we normally care too much about.
tell him he'll become a better man from fighting and it will forge him to success.
plus he'll have no trouble if some giganiga slaps his girlfriend's ass.
>>64239560
>After three brutal rounds of punishment at the hands of Coy, a clearly dazed and blood drained McGillivray had to be assisted to his corner by his coaching staff.
>His head coach, Jackson began slapping his face and shoulder while telling the near unconscious 25-year-old to "wake up" and that "he can still win this fight."
>>64239582
>keked by southend
>>64239614
I could knock anyone out in Southend.
>>64239582
Brentwood here lad
>>64239611
d-did he win?
>>64239411
Pick out a smaller kid on the street and tell him to fight that faggit
>>64239591
T-Thanks, Brazilbro, I'll try that
>>64239563
You won't be missed.
>>64239633
No, the doctor called it instead. MFC 33, if you want to search for it.
>>64239411
Start branding his hotdogs
>Threadly reminder that fighting solves everything
http://youtu.be/551RTlF41wk
>>64239633
Win via meme kick. Jk, he died
>>64239557
Remember, these are the firearms enthusiasts of the world.
Reminder that Aldo will probably sue the UFC for invasion of privacy.
>>64239694
what hap?
>>64239694
>desperately wants a rematch with conor
>sue ufc
eh
>>64239694
Reminder that I could heem every here
rogan podcast when
>>64239653
I like it when a doctor takes a stand and does the right thing.
>>64239709
That translator lied. Aldo didn't say what the translator claimed he said.
>>64239694
what did the UFC do?
>>64239738
wut? well actually he didn't lie, he just fucked up. anyway i'm talking about aldo wanting a rematch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATP5h6qmBZ0
also he looks to be in good spirits. also that ufc recording of him in after the loss won't lead to anything.
>>64239694
>Aldo was unaware of the locker room cam
>>64239775
Thanks G*d he didn't lean back and crack out a cheeky wank.
>>64239774
Is this after the loss?
COONER MCGOOBER BEST EVAH
>>64239784
Could you imagine what the armchair psychologists would say if he'd done that on camera right after losing the way he did? That would've been amazing.
>>64239774
What a warrior. Truly respect Aldo. Can't wait to see what comes from this.
>>64239688
Wow, just wow.
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/676216923290476545
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/676218601016328192
Bones Jones knows what's up
>>64239813
I'M THE MAN
I'M THE MAN
I'M THE BEST EVAH
MATT LINDLAND YOUR NEXT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3I8wIvC65Q
>condit traneing mewvment
lawler ded
>>64239790
yeah it's the most recent interview i think. correct translation in top comment.
>>64239775
Should have chimped out and smeared shit all over the walls leaving the UFC with the bill
>>64239830
Soon, MMA will be the proving ground for each new Philosophy of Movement. There isn't just one form of Movement, after all. Just as there are thousands of martial arts, there are thousands of Movement Arts.
It's gonna be great.
>>64239555
>>64239555
>>64239555
>>64239555
>>64239555
please respond
>>64239823
When is he coming back?
I want to see beast mode JBJ destroying everyone
Do people on here actually hate Aldo?
>>64239774
Going by this, he's taking this extremely well and not hiding away like Ronda did.
I won't ever stop being a fan.
>>64239774
Wow, he's so based. Of all the fucking immediate rematches, I can't believe this one isn't happening.
>>64239855
your mum
>>64239709
they will fight in bellator m8
>>64239855
The little bruzilians that were flipping out.
>>64239855
aldo's team and fans
>>64239867
He called for a fighters' union. The Fertitas don't like that, they don't like that at all.
>>64239866
the first brazilian without a book of excuses
>>64239855
You can notice it when Conor sits upon the cage, Hacran Dias is having a shout. Probably saying how lucky Conor was that Aldo leapt at him with his chin out.
>>64239866
>Do people on here actually hate Aldo?
No. Everyone unanimously hespect Aldo.
>..I d..disagree.
>>>/lgbt/
I think everyone still respects the fuck out of Aldo, or noone would give a shit about McGregor knocking him out like that.
If it was just some nobody it would've just been the moment and that would've been it.
>>64239870
back up dude
>>64239873
>>64239874
>>64239901
ta, lads.
>>64239830
Conror changing the fight game
>>64239917
Fightfans do, casuals will just see him as a shitter because 13secondKOlol
But when has /heem/ ever cared about casuals
>>64239866
Even McGregor likes Aldo. He looked pretty gutted at the press conference for having just won the belt. He even said he wish it would have been more of a fight because he hates to see a champion fall to one punch.
>>64239934
Yeah, I gained more respect for McGregor after that.
I honestly felt bad for Aldo and I'm glad I've yet to see people giving him mad shit (though I won't hold my breath).
Fight game is rough, glad I haven't been heemed yet.
You fucking scumbags, i leave for a couple of days and come back to this?
Why the fuck is it not flowy in here?
>>64239949
takes a lot of energy to be a memestar
>>64239519
dem nips mang
>>64239867
>Does Media literally day after knockout
>Simehow smiling in good spirits after losing his streak of 10 years
Don't know how he does it, but when you think about it 25-2 is still a damn stellar record and he has nothing to fear
>>64239555
It was definitely TJ Dillashit who was sitting behind Aldo's corner
>>64239949
Because not everyone's a fucking potato. I honestly expected far more shitposting, but I like the general feeling of respect going around for both Aldo and McGregor.
>>64239978
McGregor was 2classy after the fight, I hespect him now even though he'll shit talk soon enough.
>>64239978
fuck off every cunt has said mcgoat was lucky and frankie will kill him and he wouldnt be top 5 in LW
youre all a bunch off buttblasted faggots and i will heem every one of you mark my words
![12353240_137814053253066_604753468_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K2zkYsw.jpg "12353240 137814053253066 604753468 n[1]")
Ronda at the Marines Ball a few days ago.
The champion of my heart.
>>64239977
That pic is baws af tbqphwyf
>>64239978
the majority of the shitposting pre-fight was coming for people who wanted McGregor to lose and they've either gone into hiding or are trying to hoist themselves onto the bandwagon right now.
>>64239949
Why didn't the movement help Gunnar?
i just can't respect mcgregor. i mean i want to, but i just can't, he pulls so much weird shit, i can't handle it. i will give it time.
>visit my 18 year old cousins' boxing club to see some fights between various clubs of the city
>first match is in heavyweight
>1 giga beast 17 year old kid 183cm/95kg all muscle just beats the shit out of some fat kid for 2 rounds untill stoppage
>second fight is middleweight, little cousin fights
>cousin is 166cm/73kg or something, fights against some lanklet and completely kills him with body shots, heems him in 2nd round
>third fight is lightweight or something, two skinny fucks swing their arms as fast as they can, gas after 1 round, fight becomes painfull to watch
lmaoing
maybe i can get my lil cousin to get into MMA, he is a strong little motherfucker, with heem power at 18 years old, chad mendes will eat shit
>>64240012
Sure, yeah. You guys are saints.
>>64240019
im sure he is really hurting from you not being able to respect him
>>64240001
People are still dumb enough to join the military?
>>64240018
They expected one of us in the fire, brother
>>64240012
this desu. It was close to 50/50 a week or so in advance then all
the fucking cowards who know nothing about mma reverted to
the safe bet of 10yr unbeated meme and literally
90% of heem went against McGregor.
Most people i here are not real fight fans
>>64240028
HOLY FUCK YOU TOOK THAT SO PERSONALLY HAHA WHAT
>>64240029
Why not? It's like being on welfare with free pt and none of the social consequences.
>>64239987
He's always like that. He definitely seems like a good guy beneath the memes. Remember the Mendes post fight presser where he seemed really grateful and contemplative and everyone thought he was gonna pop for roids?
>>64240029
Gotta get that citizenship, hombre
>>64240031
Why does UFC light heavyweight (MIXED MARTIAL ARTS) fighter Jimi Manuwa wear the mask?
>>64240043
This desu
>>64240054
He's a big guy
>>64240054
>Jimi Manure
>is pure shit
poetry
>mfw aldo chatted shit and got banged
>>64240054
Biscuits
>>64240028
no?
>>64239997
>>64240012
>>64240038
How is it that McGoobs won and Ireland seems to be the only one that's upset?
I see nothing but stiffness in these threads.
>>64240001
>all that pudge
more like the champion of my dick
>>64238638
My god this is a wall of memes
>>64240097
nice shoop
When is the last time you watched a UFC event completely sober?
>>64240097
this thread is stagnaetn
>>64240038
So Conor wins, /heem/ is happy and Ireland still somehow manages to shitpost?
You guys really are a plague.
>>64240001
She only went so she could have a shit indoors for a change.
>>64240087
They realized that even though Conor won, they are still Irish.
>>64240054
>leaving the tag on so you can still get a refund
fighter pay is no joke lads
JAN TEH TAEM
>>64240136
>makeup
absolutely disgusting
why do women do this?
>that fight was tough to watch
>>64240186
UFC 200: Riddum vs Muuwvement
>>64240136
why is ronda wearing curtains, though?
>>64240163
they manage to look a lot worse without it
>>64240200
Travis threatened to heem her if she wore tight fitting clothes like a kaffir
>>64240076
sorry for being a bitch, I think im on my period
guys I'm a lonely neet with no friends and I have nobody to practice martial arts with.
if I just practice mewvment will that give me a little advantage?
I respect TJ Dillashaw because he is the only champion without tattoos.
>>64240125
because you faggots need to have it rubbed in for doubting him.
Btw, Mystic Aldo predicted the fight in episode 6 of embedded
>>64239239
If you can't see why this is the general sentiment, you are a moron.
>>64240256
Do you think the tattoo obsession with MMA is one of the reasons it lacks respect with a lot of people?
I think it does desu.
>>64240282
MMA is a low sport.
>>64240267
There was a ko with the first punch Aldo landed.
>>64240282
i think the part where men and women just seemingly beat each other up ruthlessly is a problem for some too.
>>64240310
Those people should be gassed, to be honest.
>>64240276
thanks for responding, have a good day
>>64240310
What about boxing? People respect boxing.
>>64240288
What did you mean by this?
>>64240327
Boxing has a history and the top fighters are paid handsomely. It also doesn't open it's broadcasts with "Face the Pain" by Stemm.
MEWVMENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVLiU1czTJA
>>64240327
>People respect boxing.
>>64240282
Everybody and their mother in football is tattooed and its the most popular sport in the world.
David Beckham is covered in ink and he was named the sexiest man alive.
I don't think tattoos are the issue.
>>64240256
Holly doesn't have any tattoos
>>64240256
Such an odd thing to respect somebody for. The fuck does it even matter?
>sage northcutt will never kill Dana White via flying knee after discovering he was being exploited by him
Tony Ferguson though, right guys? Holy shit. What a fight.
>>64240434
I still don't get how he took all those kicks to the body like they were nothing.
lads
i'm a fucking nervous wreck
i'm trying to get my mind off shit
someone recommend some good fights to watch
>>64240444
Yeah, Barboza kicks like a mule. Ferguson is an animal. He could beat anyone at Lightweight if they can't stifle his pace.
>>64240462
TJ Grant vs Matt Wiman
>TJ Grant will never come back to the UFC
>>64240376
>everybody on the mewvment bandwagon after making fun of it a week ago
cunts the lot of them
I was rooting for Cody that match but now I think Sage is pretty cool too
Maybe its just the memeflips
>>64240552
Sage is hard not to like. He's like a super happy Labrador Retriever.
>>64240480
thanks m8
why'd he retire?
SAGE CALL YOUr MAM ITS RED PANTY NIGHT UFC 200
>>64240575
He suffered a lingering concussion when he was scheduled to fight Pettis for the title, and money problems while he was recovering drove him to work in a mine.
So how do you guys think the Aldo/mgregir fight will go down?
Winners loser?
>>64238822
he always was. He had p4p the best reaction to CM Punk being signed.
>>64240087
found this hilarious
>>64240573
Dude always looks so happy, is his family really that fucked up as things thrown around here are said or is it all just memes.
>>64239927
Condit was with those movenat guys before Conor was talking about mewvment.
>>64240434
The dude is an immense douche but he's a solid fighter.
>>64240618
Aldo is light years ahead on the ground. He'll take him down and sub him with ease.
>>64240486
It's not like it's some new concept.
The dank memes really just come from Ido Portal's ridiculous shit.
>>64240434
That fight had an immense pace.
>>64240399
It is a dead giveaway that a person is trash.
>>64240716
No wonder your mother loves garbage day
>>64240716
>People are trash because they have ink in their skin
Kek what closed minded idiocy. Judging people based on superficiality is the sign of trash.
>>64240267
>because you faggots need to have it rubbed in for doubting him.
Mate, I've watched that man debut in the UFC in person and I've been rooting for him ever since.
And the strawpoll (and the picks) stand testament that about 55%-60% of heem had him winning against Aldo.
And had you actually taken the time to follow the sport or maybe participate in a rational conversation or two, you would have known that.
No wonder he turned on you mongoloid fucks.
>>64240434
He is perfecting the meme-roll heavy offense which will be the standard for UFC fights in 2020
>>64240781
His fucking rolls are ridiculous. Rolling out of takedown defenses into kneebars. Sakuraba shit. I love him.
>you're at the bar and this guy asks you why you don't believe in Jejus Cri
What do /heem/
Being serious for a sec. Gun to your head, betting your house, no memeing.
Does heem really believe frankie stands a chance against conor?
>>64240781
I like how he doesn't say, "Gib title shot" He's like, "I beat #6, gimme the guy ranked #5, I don't even know who that is but let me fight #5"
>>64240820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqhj0CzhwdI
>>64240828
Anything can happen in the Octagon
>>64240828
I think he loses but he does have a chance. Frankie has a smothering top game and relentless takedowns. He only really needs three takedowns to steal the rounds.
Dat striking defence is going to get him hurt bad though
>>64240782
Yep. America fills the role as the world police which is why other countries can afford to actually spend money on healthcare and things that make their own country a better place.
I understand someone needs to do it, but don't really like it desu.
>>64240820
>Jejus Cri
Audible gigl
>>64240828
I'd grab your wrist and snap it in half with my Krav Maga, then take the gun and pistol whip you until the ref calls it.
>>64240861
>>64240828
this
but Conor wins
>>64240820
>"What are you gonna do, hit me?"
meme hour is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2krmF8QMa3k
Personally I won't be watching cause Ariel seems to think he won the featherweight belt on Saturday the vicarious cunt
>>64240955
>Personally I won't be watching cause Ariel seems to think he won the featherweight belt on Saturday the vicarious cunt
MMA Journalist one night tournament when? I want to see Luke choke em all out.
>>64240828
Even if Conor rides into the octagon on a warhorse brandishing a 9mm gold plated rapid fire dildo on his forehead and Artem/Gunni follow him in with C4 and a Kuran in hand ready to die for a higher cause and Fronkie is chained to the cage with his balls literally stapled to the back of his own head, the laws of probability and possibility will always dictate that, however small, he will always stand "A" chance.
>>64240955
>Posts link to podcast
>I won't be watching
But you want other people to watch?
>>64241009
hey man each to their own
>>64241009
he's just being nice. It's like offering your guests a drink even though you don't want one.
>>64240955
Are you aware of his history with Conor? He practically made Conor by having him on his show regularly when he was a nobody and had to live on blueberries.
Ariel also made Ronda's career when he had her on to argue with Miesha Tate over whether or not she deserved a title shot.
>>64241059
I feel like those fighters made their own careers by winning fights.
>>64238731
Weidman has years of grappling experience yet is doing absolutely nothing in that webm. What an absolute madman
>>64241104
I wonder why Rogan wasn't screaming at him to buck up instead of throwing punches like he was at Vitor.
>>64241003
You really know how to bring a story to life anon
>>64238731
Best Coast. New York confirmed for shit.
Maia-Nelson Gracie breakdown when?
>>64238731
Why didn't Herb Dean stop this?
>>64241184
Weidman kept his guard up, the loose standard for TKO is when they cannot defend themselves any longer
>>64241184
It was Steve Mazzagatti in a Herb Dean suit.
>>64241181
Gracies can't break down such high level Jitz tbqh
>>64241174
Thank you Indonesia.
>>64241184
Weidman was still putting up a defense and trying to punch back. Champions tend to get a little more leeway when things like that happen.
>>64241184
round was almost over tbf
>>64241184
If he did people would say "Why did he stop this?"
HOGAN IS LIVE WITH PETER BOGHOSSIAN
>>64241184
Cultural appropriation.
>>64241184
It's because it's Dirty Dean and UFC wanted Chris to win.
I mean, come on now son. By the final fifteen seconds Chris is barely even reacting to the shots except his head is snapping back
>>64241254
Np, and I hope you figure out your ISIS problem soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>64241283
literally no one would say that, Rockhold was playing basketball with his head at one point
>>64241282
was beating on him for over a minute
>>64241266
intelligently defending yourself isn't holding your forearms up
>>64241215
this
>>64241209
see above
>>64241184
he should be shipped to guantanamo, that could cost Weidman his career
>>64241321
>literally no one would say that, Rockhold was playing basketball with his head at one point
literally thousands of people would say it
>>64241310
We're on top of it family
>>64241321
I mean, I feel like a bit of a fuckwit for getting on Herb's case for early stoppages and now getting on his case for this one, but he was mounted and taking shots for a full minute. It's honestly just absolutely ridiculous, he must have realised what exactly he'd done because he was quick to stop it the next round and (rightfully) nobody batted an eye.
>>64239519
hollys ass must be scrumptious
>>64241339
they're arseholes then who enjoy elite fighters getting years of their life deleted
>>64241358
I honestly think people are trolling at this point, that stoppage was Kongo/Al Turk tier
>>64241312
>it's a Joe doesn't talk about last weekend's card episode
>>64241321
You're probably right anon, just regurgitating the excuse my mate gave me when I was questioning herb's reluctance to call it too.
>>64240820
>Jejus Cri
>>64240019
Jantelagen kräver hans död. Ledsen irland. ;_;7
>>64241381
Because he has something more based planned.
https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/676436966322253824
>@joerogan
>You asked for it, you get it! #ufc194 recap today at 2pm PT with @FighterNtheKid @BrendanSchaub and @bryancallen
>>64241402
based
>>64241321
>Blocking punches isn't intelligently defending yourself
Of course it is. And it worked well. Most of the elbows and punches were blocked until the last 2 or 3 seconds.
When you've got somebody on you in mount there's not a whole lot you can do. Had he tried to get out of that position he'd have been hit even more.
But the fact is when Herb was telling Chris to fight back, he would punch back. When he was telling him to defend himself he would put his arms up to block the shots. That shows he could still follow orders. It's understandable why he'd not stop it when that's the case.
Mir/Nogueira II was even worse than that and Mir came back to win the fight.
>>64241381
>>64241312
he's doing a ufc 194 recap later this afternoon with fighter and the kid
>>64241312
tnxs bro
>>64240779
this is wrong
the picks were about 60-40 in favor of Aldo.
I didn't see the strawpoll but someone said it was even worse
>>64241428
>And it worked well. Most of the elbows and punches were blocked until the last 2 or 3 seconds.
heem urself my man
>>64241428
>Most of the elbows and punches were blocked until the last 2 or 3 seconds.
Haha what? Are you kidding me?
>>64241443
Nah it was about even, one poll had McGregor, one Aldo. Quit being a crybaby. Your guy won, why so serious?
>>64238516
Silva never really got beaten by wideman tho senpai
>got caught while showboating
>breaks leg
I hope for a 3rd fight where he takes it seriously so he can knock weedman out
>>64241428
>Most of the elbows and punches were blocked until the last 2 or 3 seconds.
You're fucking delusional
>>64241443
>I didn't see the strawpoll posted in literally every thread for a week leading up to the fight.
>EIRE
>>64241443
>the picks were about 60-40 in favor of Aldo.
It was pretty even actually. Not 60%
>>64241447
He got hit some but never actually knocked out and even fired back. When fighters are that determined to survive they generally let them.
>>64241446
>>64241447
Nigger you can clearly see the elbows sliding down his forearms all the way up to the ten second mark in the webm.
Then Rockhold switches to punches a few get through but once again they start hitting the forearms at around the 5 second mark.
Then he starts punching around the arms for the final few seconds and those were landing cleanly.
>>64241428
>Most of the elbows and punches were blocked until the last 2 or 3 seconds.
Wow Rockhold must have some hands of steel if he did that much damage in just 3 seconds.
>>64241493
>>64241497
You are both literally retarded.
>>64241497
yeah don't reply to me again
>>64241497
The webm is right there further up
like, you can literally sit there and watch yourself be proven wrong, and that's only half of the full minute of GnP
Wasn't Weidman stumbling to his corner?
Seeing Weidman getting that beaten up made me sad
>>64239137
True champ and a fine lad. hope he delivers in a rematch
>>64241557
>millions of people dying and suffering in horrible ways
>sad about a prize fighter losing
>>64241527
I'm okay with fighters surviving for another round, especially if it's close to the end. Look at Robbie Lawlers last one, he was taking damage up agains the cage but he surged and came back the next round. Weidman deflected maybe a third of the shots and that was good enough for Herb. It's not like it changed the fight so why are you mad?
>>64239411
Tell him about the muslim who are about to fuck his future wife
>>64241604
>if it's close to the end
He was getting punched for a minute straight.
>>64239411
Show him some Rogan inspirational videos then drop him off in the woods for a few days
>>64239411
>hfw he thinks he is too intelligent to trane, lift or watch MMA
Tell'im the nation that will insist upon drawing a broad line of demarcation between the fighting man and the thinking man is liable to find its fighting done by fools and its thinking done by cowards.
tl;dr tell him to stop being a faggot
>>64241592
>literally can not understand human emotions
GTFO with that moral relativism bullshit, that's some leftist fallacy right there. You learn to like a fighter and you want to see them succeed.
>>64241592
So what you're saying is that you're not sad about anything or that you mourn for every bad thing in life?
>>64241497
So the whole bleeding-all-over-the-place was a tactical defensive maneuver on his part?
>>64241679
Dana doesn't know how to keep somebody posted it seems.
>they don't RNC their leg while watching MMA to practice their jiu-jitsu
>>64241539
I used the webm as a reference.
>Rockhold lands the first couple of shots
>Weidman starts blocking
>Rockhold starts hitting his arms
>Rockhold uses elbows but they start sliding off Chris' forearms so he switches to punches
>Wiedman tries punching back but gets cracked so he blocks again
>Chris uses his arms to block, Rockhold's right hand lands some shots but his left mainly hits the gloves.
>Rockhold starts punching through the sides and nails Chris until the bell rings
Yes Chris got hit. No, not every shot made it through. He was still defending himself until the last few seconds.
>>64241680
Herb can only do wrong lol. It's not the first time in the UFC and it's not the worst either. A champ should be beaten decisively to cut down on shitposting so thanks herb.
>>64241679
>guess I'm done watching UFC
>>64241680
It was to lull Rockhold into a false sense of confidence
It would make Rockhold pounce for the kill and Weedman would trap him and get his own ground and pound
>>64241679
TRUMP/DANA 2016
Make America GOAT Again
>>64241710
I think you're the only idiot who believes the fight wasn't over at the point.
http://www.boards.ie/search/submit/?user=494972&sort=newest
Conor's forum posts
>>64241709
I have a pitbull and the neck size is ideal to train RNC.
Mine doesn't seem to mind if i do it carefully.
>>64241680
It was just one very long ropeadope
Weidman's plan was to get Rockhold slick with his blood to escape any and all ground game, and to tire Luke's hands out by cunningly smashing his forehead into them
Unfortunately the premature stoppage in the 4th ruined this carefully laid stratagem. Weidman's stumbling in between rounds and after the fight was over was just rage-fuelled, and didn't have anything to do with dizziness or being rocked.
>>64241710
Not every shot needs to get through, he looked like Rory after going five rounds with Robbie when he got up for christ's sake!
I mean maintaining your guard isn't enough for most other fights, let alone one where the guy is mounted for a minute straight
>>64241680
Holy fuck I never said he didn't get hit. Do you faggots only read in absolutes?
Yes he did get hit. The very first elbow cut him open. Then Rockhold landed a few more.
But most of the ones after that didn't hit Chris directly.
Then the punches came and again a few landed but Chris blocked a lot of them until Rockhold starting hitting him through the sides. THATS PRECISELY WHY HE STARTED PUNCHING THROUGH THE SIDE BECAUSE HIS PUNCHES WERE HITTING THE ARMS.
>>64241402
I listened to his 193 one but I'm not really sure I'm up for this. There's not much I really want to hear and he'll probably just wank over McGregor whilst saying Aldo's a sore loser or some shit because his translator apparently relayed the message wrong
>>64241770
I'm not one to willingly listen to Joe Rogan but at least you might get some memes out of him blatantly implying Aldo's on roids on his radio show
sorry if repost 4chan fucked uppp
>>64241765
Chris was certainly fucked up but he responded when Herb gave him orders. That's enough to keep the fight going for a referee.
Lesnar got his ass beat like a drum for three minutes but the fight wasn't stopped. Why? Because he responded when the ref told him to.
Browne got his smashed by Reem for two minutes straight. But the fight wasn't stopped. Why? Because he responded when the ref told him to.
When Herb told Chris to fight back, he started throwing punches. When he told Chris to defend he put his forearms up. That shows he can still hear and recognize what Herb is saying. Most referees won't stop the fight if that's the case.
>>64241765
Chris was certainly fucked up but he responded when Herb gave him orders. That's enough to keep the fight going for a referee.
Lesnar got his ass beat like a drum for three minutes but the fight wasn't stopped. Why? Because he responded when the ref told him to.
Browne got his smashed by Reem for two minutes straight. But the fight wasn't stopped. Why? Because he responded when the ref told him to.
When Herb told Chris to fight back, he started throwing punches. When he told Chris to defend he put his forearms up. That shows he can still hear and recognize what Herb is saying. Most referees won't stop the fight if that's the case.
Now those other cases are considered great calls because both guys went on to win the fight. But because Chris lost suddenly it's so horrible. He still came out in the fourth round and fought for most of the round.
>>64241781
>He still came out in the fourth round and fought for most of the round.
No he didn't you neanderthal. He got taken down and pummeled again cause he was already done after all those blows to the head, about 50 of them total.
Fuck this piece of shit irradiated gook
>>64241788
literally reddit
>>64241768
Yeah, I figured he purposely altered his own facial configuration as a scare tactic to throw Stoneclasp off of his game.
The Chris sure is cheeki breeki.
this is how it will happen. Meisha beats holly, ronda still gets holly rematch, amanda nunes beats meisha, winner of holly vs ronda 2 gets nunes.
>>64241843
sometime you injure injure injure
>>64241843
Stop posting this.
>>64241680
He was trying to grease himself up with his own blood to gain an advantage.
They should ban blood from the UFC imo.
>>64242021
IS THIS CHILD FIGHTING JON JONES?!?!?
>>64241899
To stop me you gotta kill me, and when I'm gone you can still feel me.
>that Rogan speech about age and esteem
We're gonna live the dream brahs, I'll be heeming the MW division within a few years
>>64241418
These faggots better not spend another 50 minutes talking about Ronda Rousey again like they did on the pre-194 podcast.
>Tfw Chris "Former NEET" Weidman used to live in his parent's basement with his pregnant wife earning 15 k a year and he turned his life around
It's not too late for you NEETs out there.
>>64242075
>don't have a pregnant wife
I will never have to change this life. Feels pretty good.
>>64240327
And people don't beat each other up in boxing any more
>>64242004
Yeah, defensive counter-measure bleeding is a blatant display of cheating tbqh.
Trump will sort this all out.
>>64242075
Boy did she luck out, thats not the ideal semen donor situation
>Slack throws Aldo under the bus inside 2 paragraphs
>Contrasts with McGregor finally getting respect
>complains he was nice to him in the closing lines
kek
Who will Sage Northcutt fight next?
>>64242021
>No more motivation then my family!
>then my family
murder/suicide imminent
(not my bantz)
>>64242118
You really have a hard time reading without your Maple Leaf, huh Canada?
>>64242127
His dad once he finally snaps
>>64242127
His father's prosecuting attorney?
>>64242152
>Prior to the incident, Weidman had sent a text message to friend and trainer Matt Serra, reading "the dogs are in the enclosed pool area. garage side door is open"
>>64242166
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Whitman
>HE LOOKS SO LOOSE
Is this the new meme we got from Rogan this weekend?
>>64242188
I just want to pet my dog
/heem/, I'm gonna tell you a secret. Joanna and Claudia are the next TUF coaches.
Aldo's legacy will now be remembered as a humiliating 13 second KO rather than coasting to a decision against Lamas while getting taking down and controlled in the fifth.
>>64242294
>coaches that barely have a grasp on the english language
>>64242324
Joanna speaks English well enough. Not sure about Claudia.
>>64242338
She's done interviews in English.
>>64242324
>>64242338
>>64242346
Probably a international meme TUF like TUF Brazil
>tfw TUF Brazil winner was a argie
>>64242153
He usually paints a better picture. I was actually surprised at how many negatives he piled in so fast. That shit sets the tone being written and makes it harder to swing later.
Conor McGregor: $500,000 (no win bonus)
Jose Aldo: $400,000
Luke Rockhold: $160,000 (includes $80,000 win bonus)
Chris Weidman: $275,000
Yoel Romero: $150,000 (includes $25,000 win bonus)
Ronaldo Souza: $135,000
Demian Maia: $156,000 (includes $78,000 win bonus)
Gunnar Nelson: $75,000
Max Holloway: $90,000 (includes $45,000 win bonus)
Jeremy Stephens: $43,000
Urijah Faber: $300,000 (includes $150,000 win bonus)
Frankie Saenz: $20,000
Tecia Torres: $24,000 (includes $12,000 win bonus)
Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger: $10,000
Warlley Alves: $42,000 (includes $21,000 win bonus)
Colby Covington: $18,000
Leonardo Santos: $40,000 (includes $20,o00 win bonus)
Kevin Lee: $21,000
Magomed Mustafaev: $24,000 (includes $12,000 win bonus)
Joe Proctor: $13,000
Yancy Medeiros: $42,000 (includes $21,000 win bonus)
John Makdessi: $30,000
Court McGee: $48,000 (includes $24,000 win bonus)
Marcio Alexandre Jr: $12,000
>>64242441
I would gladly get knocked out in 13 seconds for 400k, someone give me a contract
>>64242441
>meme
We all know that's not what they made last night.
>>64242441
>Cockhold was only on 80k/80k
>Holloway only on 45/45k
>
>>64242441
>Urijah Faber: $300,000
>Frankie Saenz: $20,000
Sage Northcutt vs Jon Jones.
Make it happen daddy Dana
>>64242500
conrad v bones ufc 200
bones already looks extremely stiff
>>64242487
That's pretty good for Saenz, he actually should be thankful for even getting a fight
>>64242441
>a fighter takes home about 20% after expenses
I guess living in a cheaper area counts as a long term advantage
>>64242338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2CsBUaUXBE
nice roid voice
>>64242551
DELETE THIS WEBM
>>64242551
it was a win win for saenz
people now actually know that he exists
>>64242584
She would have looked so good without roids, she's ruiner for ever.
>>64242462
I'll knock you out for free
>>64242306
I feel for Hoesay I really do, I tink the fight should have gone on a little longer but when a king gets old, he starts stagnaetn
>>64242294
In truth, one (or both) of the coaches are on this weeks fight card. I assume that since it is a LHW card, the (one) coach just might be Reem.
Are Rogan and Goldberg announcing this weekend? How will they handle this name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NJbT3mlP7k
WHEN A YOUNG GORILLA COMES UP
>>64242441
>Conor McGregor: $500,000 (no win bonus)
>Jose Aldo: $400,000
they both got a million at least
>>64242584
I'd hit it hard though
She speaks very good english too, probably the best english P4P from brazilians
>>64242658
they're too small to be gorillas
>>64242584
>daily reminder that beggars can't be choosers.
>>64242655
Kill a bitch
>>64242677
this is just basic salary
>>64242655
>Care-Oh-Lee-Nuh Cove-ul-kev-itch
>>64242683
https://www.instagram.com/p/_SFdoKoCMX/
>>64242677
>Alvarez got 5 mil for beating Cotto
Why does Dana keep all the jew gold for himself?
>>64242658
He gets fucked by the Alpha gorilla most of the time and then goes out to fine some female gorilla to kidnap.
Do you even David Attenborough mate?
@joerogan
You asked for it, you get it! #ufc194 recap today at 2pm PT with @FighterNtheKid @BrendanSchaub and @bryancallen
>>64242655
They only do PPVs
>>64242729
oh fuck yes
>>64242746
Wrong.
>>64242729
dis gun be gud
>>64242726
that fight made way more money m8
>>64242728
find*
Damn my english is so fucked lately
>>64242729
>literally stole my fedor picture and he didn't even put a filename
FLOOD WHEN?
Here, more OC
>>64242774
>thinking im going to dedicate a picture to the first poster
you should be honoured that I saved it
>>64242729
at 22 euro time?
>>64242811
>he saves thumbnails
Will Michael Johnson get cukked again by the judges?
>>64242825
23.00
PT is +9 for us
>>64241428
While many of Rockhold's punches landed on Weidman's arms, that doesn't mean they didn't do damage. Blocking doesn't work the way it does in Street Fighter; when your arms are directly against your head, part of the blow still reaches your skull.
For a notable example of this, watch Machida vs Munoz.
>>64242837
>793x871
>>64242774
You guys got MMPR?
>>64242923
The entire world got MMPR m8.
>>64242914
>he has OCD and cares about numbers
lad...
>>64242923
Literally the whole universe got MMPR
You can go to the worst shithole in Indonesia and they know what MMPR is.
Ever since Weidman got destroyed, american tryhard has been super late on the new threads.
Come on bud, it's not like he's dead.
>>64239694
dont elaborate or anything man, jesus
Post YFW Conor fails the post fight drug test
>Pendred is finished
>Duffy will lose to a meme fighter if he can resist knocking himself out in training
>Holohan is finished
>McGregor will soon move up and get his arse handed to him
Is there any hope for the paddies? Fucking lmao sit down
>>64243061
the only thing he will test positive for is mewvment
>>64243061
>implying there's a drug test
I'd settle for a Canadian thread at this point
>>64243139
B I G
I
G
>>64243099
The only thing he'll test positive for is the clap, and that's after he barebacks your mum
>I went there.
Reminder that Kebab lost to Tibau
>>64243099
>yfw katie taylor signs with the ufc after the olympics and heems honda
>>64243175
That's because Tibau's a truck and Khabib couldn't wrassle him. Even so it was still close, and no one else can stop his takedowns.
In all seriousness, mcgregor doesn't stand a chance at 155. He should stay comfortable in 145 for the next 5 years before anudur gurilla shows up
>>64243061
>dat subtle oldfag brag
>>64243152
lol yeah right bud, keep dreamin
>>64243175
And didn't even remember that at all
>>64243168
GREEN
>>64243205
TONY FERGUSON stopped his takedowns
>>64243214
he doesnt stand a chance at 145 either
aldo will kill him, so will mendes holloway and edgar
>>64243264
Conor fans mad again :)
>>64243264
Edgar will
Aldo possibly in the rematch
Holloway is still young too and could do it
>>64243253
Tony Ferguson fought Khabib? When did that happen?
has mcgregor ever won a fight legitimately?
hes been lucky in every single fight
>>64243175
>forgetting that Tibau was/is blatantly juiced to the gills
I thought you guys followed the sport.
>>64242714
>f-f-fo zouuup
Such a qt.
>>64243296
>decisively cleans out the division
>
>
>he'd get knocked out by [insert name(s) here].
Three (3) days.
>>64243434
>hasn't fought Edgar
>cleaned out the division
Pick one
>>64243500
>top 15
>top 10
>top 5
>#1 contender
>champion
>
>
>Fronkie Fuking Edgar
The city of (You)
>>64243574
Are you really the same Serbian who punched out a horse? Because he was generally a reasonable guy, not prone to so much hyperbole.
I feel like you're a different Serbian.
>>64243721
There are three serbs that frequent heem, how the hell am I/You supposed to know which one you're accustomed to talking to?
The point stands regardless, at this point if McGregor went 1 by 1 with everyone in the FW division people would again try to find fighters that would "knock him out". Far be it that he is unheemable, but the argument deserves to evolve.
>>64242441
Mate that seems like jack shit considering
>>64243721
>Serbs
>reasonable
I like this meme.
>>64243099
how many ufc champs from england again?
>>64243922
Who said anything about Edgar knocking him out? Edgar's best chance would be to wrestlefuck him to a decision or submit him late after wearing him down.
>>64244006
>Edgar's best chance would be to wrestlefuck him to a decision or submit him late after wearing him down.
This is the very same argument for Mendes and the exact point i was trying to make.
At least at LW you can argue properly that he'll get his ass handed to him, but he has diddly shit to prove at FW anymore.
>>64244182
Edgar's style isn't all that similar to Mendes, in striking or wrestling, and he literally just proved to be the better fighter of the two this past weekend.
Besides, Mendes was able to wrestlefuck McGregor for a round before gassing out, and Edgar is a cardio munster.
It just doesn't make sense to claim that someone who never faced one of the clear top 3 fighters in his division has cleared it out, particularly when we're talking about a fighter as proven as Edgar.
>>64244318
Two questions:
1. do you not think that McGregor can find a solution to a wrestlerfucker like Frankie after beating the rest of the leets?
2. do you not think that maybe Frankie has just a bit too much wear on him to fight McGregor?
You have to keep in mind that Mendes lost to Frankie because he believed his own "i'm a Tyson of the LW division" bullshit. And McGoobs has a chin on him, he can take Frankies shots and I honestly doubt that Frankie could ever stand 1/2 shots from McGregor.
>>64244549
>1. do you not think that McGregor can find a solution to a wrestlerfucker like Frankie after beating the rest of the leets?
Can he? Of course. And even if he can't stop the takedown, he's obviously capable of stopping anyone at featherweight with just one punch. Will he? Maybe, maybe not. I think Edgar poses different challenges than he's faced previously.
>2. do you not think that maybe Frankie has just a bit too much wear on him to fight McGregor?
Edgar hasn't been in any serious trouble since he ate the upkick in the first Bendo fight. Since dropping to featherweight, his striking defense has improved, to the point where he avoids almost exactly the same percentage of strikes that Jose Aldo does. Is it possible that his age/long career catches up to him when he meets McGregor? Sure. But it hasn't shown to be a problem for him yet, so there's no reason to just assume that it will.
>>64244706
Since dropping down to FW which notable fighter has he defeated? Only Mendes! If there was no possibility of Goobs moving up, then yeah the Fronkie fight would be the only one to make. But since he is moving up, I find it absurd to "waste" time fighting a Fronkie when he can seriously have his grit tested against a Khabib/RDA/Cerrone/Pettis etc.
I'm rooting hard for McGregor, but if he is to have the hypetrain crashed, it might as well be by an up and coming/marketable/interesting fighter.
On any given night any fighter can defeat any other, thus too Frankie can beat McGregor, but I'd much rather he lose (or win) in a fight with a Khabib that has his own momentum.
Frankie himself wasn't relevant since his first fight with BJ.
>>64245124
>Since dropping down to FW which notable fighter has he defeated? Only Mendes!
Cub Swanson was top five and promised a title shot if he beat Edgar. do Bronx is a top ten fighter as well.
>If there was no possibility of Goobs moving up, then yeah the Fronkie fight would be the only one to make.
McGregor has said that he won't vacate the FW belt, so if he holds to that, he'll be fighting Frankie sooner or later. I'd prefer sooner, since I don't want to see an immediate rematch with Aldo until we see if Aldo still has his head on straight after that loss.
>But since he is moving up, I find it absurd to "waste" time fighting a Fronkie when he can seriously have his grit tested against a Khabib/RDA/Cerrone/Pettis etc.
Fair enough, though I think you're underrating Edgar/overrating Cerrone & Pettis here. I think McGregor destroys Cerrone easily, and he probably handles Pettis unless Pettis decides to lean heavily on his grappling (which he might, or might not).
>On any given night any fighter can defeat any other, thus too Frankie can beat McGregor, but I'd much rather he lose (or win) in a fight with a Khabib that has his own momentum.
I'm not so sure about that - Khabib has been out for so long that his momentum has largely dried up. I admit Cerrone/McGregor for the LW title would probably do the biggest numbers, so that would make sense from the UFC's perspective. I just don't find it a compelling fight.
>Frankie himself wasn't relevant since his first fight with BJ.
You mean he wasn't relevant for any of his three title defenses at lightweight?
>>64245570
Yes! Look at the numbers and you'll see how much interest Frankie drew. He is a boring wrestlefucker. The FW division is gold plated anymore and a good Frankie could turn it into Mighty Mouse v.2 division, and nobody wants that especially when Edgar is 34yo.
Any fight in the LW division holds added weight over Conors head. At this point, a fight with an unranked LW is a bigger question mark than fighting the #1 FW.
You could argue that Pettis/Khabib/Cerrone are deflated etc. but they are an entire new pool of fighters within a bigger (and more talented) hierarchy that would do Conor (and the UFC and the fans) more justice if he cracked it.
If the FW division has become this popular thanks to him, imagine how big the LW division could become?
Again, as I said, everyone can beat anyone, and Goobs can/will lose, the smart thing is to make the fights that are relevant/interesting/lucrative.
McGregor holds momentum, Frankie is a stick in the mud and I'm sure he wouldn't be able to beat Aldo and would just suffer the same fate he suffered the first time.
I know Conor wants to hold two belts, but he said that the day of the unification, grant the possibility that he might be pressured to change his mind.
The nightmare scenario is for Conor to lose to a Frankie and then Frankie lose to someone McGregor defeated and then all the interest/draw power would simply disappear.
And only one fact remains to add: Conor has zero (0) to prove to the FW division.
Reminder that Frankie lost both of his fights against Bendo
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