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/heem/: Dreams Do Come True Edition


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Upcoming MMA events:
December 18 - WSOF 26
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone 2
December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
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First for i could heem conor
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Reminder that Gunnar got BTFO
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>>64223489
>not crossed Aldo pic
COME ON
He loves to throw him under the bus
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>>64223489
Top OP image
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Thank you, Rose.
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some of you guys are cool

dont forget to train movement tomorrow
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Bas edition
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>>64223556
she looks like jake shields
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here it is lads
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>>64223489
Anderson was kill before GSP retired doe
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guys what's Santa Cruz like to live in?

asking for a friend
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>>64223637

>That guy slow clapping in the background
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>>64223556
THUG ROSE
H
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ROSE
O
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E
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http://www.tout.com/m/f70ue5

look at how wet Ronda gets when a superior specimen like jon bones jones kisses her cheek
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>What is a mover?

>Someone who sees beyond the technicalities of each movement pursuit or discipline. Someone who finds interest and wishes to understand the body, health, performance and physical artistic expression.

are you a mover /heem/?
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>>64223645
Pure ecstasy
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OFFICIAL TOP MEWVMENT OF EACH DIVISION

HW: n/a
LHW: JBJ
MW: Romero
WW: Thompson
LW: Sage
FW: Conor
BW: Cruz
FW: MM
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>>64223673
people make fun of mewvment but everything I hear about it makes total sense
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>2015
>not training mewvment
>not using toiming

We need to up those numbers /heem/
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>>64223680
would my friend be able to make it there with no money in the bank, work experience or formal education?
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Champs by the end of 2016

HW: Werdum
LHW: JBJ
MW: Rockhold
WW: Rory
LW: Conor
FW: Conor
BW: Cruz
FW: MM
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>>64223645

Perfect for gays
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>>64223645
shit compared to where i live, but a lot better than where you live, no offence
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>>64223637

>Holm clapping for Weedman
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What do you guys think of these match ups for middleweight?

Rockhold vs Belfort

Romero vs Bisping

Weidman vs Souza
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>>64223665
consider perma-heeming yourself
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>>64223658
Was literally going to greentext the same thing
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>>64223694

Numbers
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>>64223749

bizarro 4chan or did you fall out with your bull sven?
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>>64223743
where do you live m8?

>>64223745
shit because they are all one sided

Belfort, Bisping and Weidman all lose in first round
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>>64223745
Rockhold murders Vitor
Romero murders Bisping
Weidman murders Jacare
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>>64223709
>>64223715

is ido the only mewvment trainer in the world? i would like to start, but i can't find anywhere in my country that trains it
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>>64223694
Isn't RDA really REALLY down to earth? He doesn't seem like he cares about trash talking at all
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>>64223745
Bispong would get absolutely flattened
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>>64223722
yeah millions of mexicans and south americans do every day
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Now that its been confirmed that Aldo won't get an immediate rematch, who would you like to see him fight next? He's either going to come back with a vengeance, or he might come out mentally broken. He's also lost a lot of his mystique and I don't think a lot of fighters will be scared of him anymore.
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>>64223749

Funny coming from a Kekistani
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>>64223772
m8, dont project your fetish on others.

perma-heem yourself
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Is there a mcgregor changing room cam?
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>>64223745
>Romero vs Bisping

>Bisping

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>64223735
>LW: Conor
>FW: Conor
lmao if you think Zuffa is going to let him hold up two division then you really are stupid.
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>>64223776
>Weidman losing to a brazilian
Cmon man stop
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>>64223778
>Weidman murders Jacare

here we go again
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Will Cowboy finally not fuck up a big fight, or will RDA beat him?
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>>64223778
>Rockhold murders Vitor
just like last time
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Literally too fast to see that left
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If Luke proves himself against Yoel, you think a superfight against Jones would be competitive?
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>>64223785
>He's either going to come back with a vengeance

lel this means nothing
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>>64223821
RDA beats him soundly. Cerrone chokes and RDA is juiced to the tits.
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>>64223823
vitors nothing without TRT
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>>64223745
heem yourself
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3:40:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17n-oByMAWg
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>>64223821
dunno pham up until recently I thought, and quite rightly so, that RDA would fuck him up like last time but apparently he looks like a shell of his former self since he came off the roids
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>>64223831
No. Jon Jones is just unreal. He'd be a big favorite against every single fighter on the planet.
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>>64223831
Luke gets toyed with by Daniel in wrestling, he wouldnt stand a fucking chance against Jon
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>>64223785
Holloway
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>>64223831

DC can't even beat Jones, what makes you think Rockhold would phase him?
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>>64223885
Is there a mcgregor version?
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>>64223869
ok now what
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>>64223907
yes stop asking
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>>64223904
Because DC will beat Jones in the rematch
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>>64223785
I don't know man, Mendes? He could beat him but then Mendes would literally be on Suicide Watch so screw that. I want to see a rematch, if only so it can be the fight we wanted this one to be
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Do you agree with this question, /heem/ has NEVER been this butthurt as they are with mcgegor winning
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https://streamable.com/yfai
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>>64223785
Hard to say at this point although it would be top kek if he fought Holloway and got heem'd by mr blessed himself
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so is conor the first champ from the UK?
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>>64223892
>>64223893
>>64223904
I think Luke proved he's a lot better than everyone thinks he is last night. His striking and his ground game is actually unreal. He's a huge fuckin middleweight, and I think he'd rise to the occasion just like he did against the Chris and at the very least put on a good fight.
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>>64223827
should have gone for a takedown when he caught the kick tbqh
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>>64223827
It literally is too fast
When I was watching live I didn't see the punch for shit and was confused a bit, even now when I watch the WebM's I sometimes miss the punch
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>>64223785
Aldo vs Pettis
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>>64223929
:(
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My flag is now basically a shitposting licence
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>>64223934

lol
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>>64223974
And Jon is a huge light heavyweight, if it werent for his chickenlegs he would be a heavyweight
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>>64223934
Wonder how well JBJ cuts without masking and coco
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>>64223785
He's broken mentally. That red headed motherfucker not only talked all this shit but knocked him out. Cleanly heemed his ass and wound up doing that Schaub arm shit where he's reaching to the heavens. Everything is gone. It's like Anderson. The next time you see Aldo's he's gonna be a scared bitch TbH.
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>>64223810
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/dana-white-conor-mcgregor-gets-immediate-title-shot-with-move-to-lightweight

He wouldn't do it for everyone but Conor is a company man

Other people Dana would have been okay with doing this was BJ Penn, Chuck Liddell
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>>64223958

I don't see anyone being butthurt other than you just trying to force it.
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>>64223958
I don't really see anyone butthurt?
If anything everyone who hated him went quiet since he just shoved it down everyones throat
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>>64224015
You need to get over your BBC worship t bh
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>>64223934
>DC will beat Jones in the rematch
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>>64224051
I dont see why you /pol/tards sexualize everything, you are keks in the closet. fuck outta here
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I've been lurking heem for awhile now and for the most part people seem to be more chill/get along here better than every other general
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>>64224023
Yes, but they will force him to vacate. This isn't boxing.

>>64224023
>He wouldn't do it for everyone but Conor is a company man
You're in for a surprise. His relationship with Dana and Lorenzo has hit the rocks reportedly. He's asking for $20m a year and they don't want to give it to him. They're really scared because his ego is gigantic now. McGregor Promotions is taking over.
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>>64224103
/heem/ is love
/heem/ is life
Embrace it
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>>64223885
wow that's a really scummy thing to do
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Reminder that Jacare got robbed and Yoel is a fucking cheater
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>>64224108
Kavanagh did his own promotion, Conor is used to preferential treatment
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>>64223934
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People were more butthurt about the Mendes loss cause they felt Herb stopped it way too early but he let Weidman get his brains scrambled for 1 minute.
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>>64223780
Every fighter I've heard speaks extremely highly of him as a person. he did do this though.
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>>64224103
it's not a general newfriend
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Aldo is goin ta come back wit swift vengeance, da perved-out muthafucka screwed up but he goin ta own up ta his fuckin lil' disappointin performizzle up in tha straight-up original gangsta fight, give his ass a tune up fight, then set up his bangin redemption
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>>64224169
it pretty much is at this stage, can't remember the last time i searched for it in the catalog and got no results, a year perhaps?
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>>64224103
Try to group me in with these other faggots again and you'll pay for it with your eyeballs, kid.
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I said I was "on the team" but I never
actually was. You see I "joined" after the Vitor fight. There were no more invitations. So I wasn't on. But the thing is that while Luke hasn't asked anyone to join the team (because he has confidence in his skill unlike Chris who is rather weak in the head and needs reinforcement) I will be the first time to join.
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>>64224161
He must be a decent guy then. Even at that conference where Conor decide to trash talk everyone, Cerrone humoured him but RDA just stayed quiet and chilled
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Was Pettis the biggest meme champ of all time?
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>>64224100
>I don't willingly invite BBC into my anus
>intolerant n-n-nazi!!
stay pathetic kukboi
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>>64224204
>not understanding things
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>>64224226
RAN OFF THE WALL LIKE A NINJA
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Since cracking down on PED use

These fighters have gotten popped

>Belfort
>Wanderlei
>Hector Lombard
>Anderson
>Gleison Tibau

Also
>Aldo loses

coincidence? i think not.
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They always make a big deal about fighters making weight, is it common that fighters miss weight?
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>>64224226
motivated BJ penn comes to mind
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>>64224226
Pettis is legit man, but RDA is also legit and on roids
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>>64224266
Nah, but if one does it really fucks with the whole event.
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>>64224246
how is it not a general.
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>>64224226
Let's see how RDA performs next time around.

Pettis has that killer instinct to capitalize on the smallest mistake.
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>>64224254
>>64224254
If you are implying only brazilians were on drugs that's absurd. I think the bigger thing is that they are behind the latest technology in cheating and were heavily reliant on older methods
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>>64224266

It's not common but it happened in the co-main event of a card where a guy had to go to the hospital cause he waited till the last minute to cut weight.
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ALDO?
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>>64224226
Nah RDA is legit and we'll see what happens next week..

Is Khabib still a long way from being "recovered"
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>>64224299
Are you being serious?
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>>64224299
going to take a shot in the dark and guess you started coming here around UFC 189
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>>64224254
some people are better at gaming the system, and some people get tipped off, mcgregor gets his stuff from ISI, I dunno if him and JK are just smart or if they're getting tipped off as well but he's having his cake and eating it at the moment
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>>64224355

>RDA is legit

Idk mang...these Brazilian champs are dropping like flies with these new drug testing rules. I wanna see RDA vs. Conor more than Cerrone though.
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AFTER THE FIRST EXCHANGE IT WILL BE DONE, HE WILL KNOW MY POWER

WHEN HOE ZAYS HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS, HE WILL KNOW IT'S NOT ALL TALK
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>mfw goofs think aldo doesn't deserve an immediate rematch when honda does
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>Would you like to fight Conor?
>Yes, sir
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>>64224362
>>64224376
it's the ufc general, we talk about ufc here

idk what it used to be but right now it's a general. in here, we talk about all things UFC, we post the dates in the OP, we talk generally about the UFC, that's what a general is.

you guys new?
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>>64224323
Yeah. All the non brazilians are just using magic steroids that don't show up on test.
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>>64224448
Literally just Dana because he's buddy buddy with Honda
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>>64223827
is he laughing when throwing some punches there or is he just opening his mouth
seems like he is laughing
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>>64224457
>we talk generally about the UFC
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WAKE UP HOE ZAY, IT'S ALL OVER
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>realizing it was my 3 years of watching MMA anniversary last month
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>>64224133
>>64224103
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>>64224457
>we

if you think /HEEM/ is a general, you really shouldn't be saying things like 'we' my man.
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DIDNT TINK ID SEE YOU AGAIN....THOSE WERE THE FIRST WORDS I SAID TO HIM

LAST TIME HE WENT ROONIN' THIS TIME I JUST WANNA BABY HIM, I WANNA CUDDLE HIM, WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN HIS EAR.

IT WILL BE ALL OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT JUST SHOW UP DECEMBER 12TH.
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>>64224456
Hope they don't do to Sage what they did to Paige and let the hype get too far only to have him mauled
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>>64224532
have you got the mendes one to hand lad?
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>>64224496

He's being nice and playful.
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>>64224456

>I switch my pee with my dog's and they think it's mine!
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>>64224496
Yeah he was laughing
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>>64224580
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>all these newfriends calling the one-punch KO a fluke just because one-punch KOs are programmed to occur randomly in their video games
No matter which point of the fight it occurs, an IRL KO is achieved through PRECISION and TIMING. McGregor had both, while Aldo had neither. THAT is the sweet science.
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>>64224545
right now, it is. don't know what you think it is, but it's a general.
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>>64224496
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>>64224629
Who called it a fluke?
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>>64224629
lmao that reminds me of playing K1 on ps2 back in the day and KOing my homie with a straight right 5 seconds into the match
was top keke
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>>64224594
leave Sage alone, he's a pure hearted young man
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>>64224448
this this fucking this!

Ronda vs Holm answered so many questions because the fight went long enough for us to see how the grappling and striking exchanges played out.

The only question Aldo McGregor answered was "Does Conor have the power to KO Aldo?" but there is so much more I need to see.
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>>64224629
i think Aldo could win a rematch
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>>64223607
was he actually doing that at Aldo's corner?
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>>64224672
forgot pic
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>>64224634
you clearly haven't been paying attention
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>>64224684
>but there is so much more I need to see.

Lol like what? If the fight went 2 more minutes and he still got KO'D what difference would it make? His chin is gone.
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>>64224629
Plus it ignores the goading by McGregor that caused Aldo to come out way more aggressive than his usual self.

He didn't take any time to find range or get his bearings after 14 months off. Just starts swangin.
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>>64224628
this sport is so great
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Lads, if you a real fight fan, you would press F respect to Aldo.
F F F F
F
F
F
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>>64224712
Paige was kekeD by Rose

Sage has moved onto Arianny now
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>>64224672
He's a mindless drone and a product of zionist America

Wouldn't surprise me if he has a tracking chip under his skin with a kill switch
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>>64223645
almost all coastal cali cities are based

>almost

unless its filled with niggers
santa cruz is not that
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>>64224634
You clearly don't know enough about movement or flow to understand what /heem/ is.
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>>64224776
I absolutely love Stitch's reaction he is like 'oh well, boys will be boys...'
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>>64224684
Agreed desu, the fight was so long in the making we expected to see a lot of things. Connor answering the ground game question, how he'd respond to the leg kicks but that fight is pretty much as if it never happened because it didn't really showcase the depths of each fighters game and give us a good understanding of how they fare.

Aldo is damn great but it just goes to show all that's in a fight is one punch. I think fightfans want to see the rematch to get the fight we expected yesterday but it's not really as much of a money fight for the casuals
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>>64224735
>can't even say why it's not a general

ok so you're just trying to rile me up huh bong. i see your little game you're playing. step in the cage with me, come in my guard, see what happens. I'll heem you easily
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>>64223673
sorry, i am a shaker
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>>64224738
You would be able to see some exchanges, see how Aldo dealt with Conors muwvement, see whether Aldo tries to throw kick and how Conor reacts to see or if Aldo wanted to use his wrestling.
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Undereem or JDS family?

Leaning toward Two Santos Jr
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>>64224783
If he wastes his vitality with cum dumpsters like that, he would get grounded.

>>64224792
There's a certain creepy factor to Sage, but it looks like he's a good person, despite the crepey smile and all that.
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>>64224807
No that you my friend, you're stuck in the mud, stiff. One King gets old, he starts getting sloppy, he starts stagnating, then a young gorilla comes and kills him and takes /heem/ for the general that it is.
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>>64224877
the fight depends entirely on JDS imo. If he performs like he can then he'll crush Overeem, but he's looked pretty timid in last couple
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Fact: people say Sage is "creepy" because he is so positive it is hard for sad cunts to relate to him.
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>>64224868

Aldo was already defeated walking into that octagon. I was pissed it ended early but now I realize he had nothing to offer that we haven't seen before. Conor will face better fighters at LW, let Hoesay retire.
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>>64224877
Slimmereem will come in with a decent gameplan and it might work for a round but the fight is over as soon as JDS touches that chin
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>>64224930
UFC FIGHT PASS IS AMAZING
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Quickly, prove that you are not a newfag in '/heem/ not a general general'
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>>64224965
we hardly knew ye
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>>64224885
Sage will wind up being kiddy diddler
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>>64224592
kek
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How times change
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>>64224965
oil sheiks and arianny
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>>64223637
It's referring to when he got popped for steroids.
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is be a meme coach?
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>>64224953
I agree that the top 5 at lightweight potentially pose more risk to Conor than Aldo, but I just want my god damn questions answer.

Almost an entire fucking year of hype and theoretical what ifs about that match up and it was fucking over before it began. Fugg.
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>>64224965
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>>64223979

Are you high? He didn't grab the kick, he flinched towards the leg and didn't catch it.
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STOP DOUBTING ME
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>>64224965
Time flies and I can't remember when that Wandei thing was but it doesn't feel long ago, exactly how old is /heem/?
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NANANANANAAA IT'S DA MAVAFAKIN D O DUBLE G
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>>64224792
REAL EYES REALIZE REAL LIES
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>>64225115
just after the Jones/Glover card (I want to say 172 but could be wrong)
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>>64225047
>lip piercing

too right he's a fucking meme coach
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OOOOO VAHHH MOHERRRRR
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Watching McGregor's locker room on youtube

John Kavanagh and his gf after the fight
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>>64225165

The earliest /heem/ thread I found was Faber vs. Barao 149
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>>64224965
>mfw Wand is now being a bitch to Bernie Sanders, after speaking out against Brazil's left wing government
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrkbjU70u1o
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>>64225165
>/HEEM/ general
>general
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>>64225202
that's before heem was heem

if you want the earliest heem threads ever it was probably worldstar threads back in the day
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>>64224965
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>>64225178
gib link plz
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>>64224479
Yeah actually. They are called designer steroids. You alter the chemical structure but they maintain the same effects. The tests work by looking for specific steroids. That's how these things works.
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Stonegrab vs I BEREEB EBRYTING DEY SAYU I LOVE JESUS CRI
Jacare vs Vitor for next shot
Weidman vs Whittaker

All in same card or one within a maximum timespan of 2 weeks
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>>64224213

>trying to Join team Rockhard

Sorry lad, doors closed like 3 years ago with his SF defenses. Chris has ample space now though
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>>64225260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfESEpMoD9k

timestamp in ss
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https://youtu.be/QATFQFWgWJE?t=455
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DAILY REMINDER THAT DANA WANTED ALDO TO WIN
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>>64225178
>mfw I think of all the great sex Team SBG members must have had yesterday
>mfw I am on a dry spell
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>>64225260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=AfESEpMoD9k
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>>64225165
>/HEEM/ GENERAL

haha exposed you fucking phonies
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Thank you /heem/
For everything.
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>>64224965
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>>64225047
he's an absolute arsehole irl to everyone not in his inner circle
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>>64225293
don't remember your support pre fight but I'll llow you pham
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>>64225047
those narrow shoulders, disgusting
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>>64225361
>conor wants that anderson silva money
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any other britbros going to ufc london in feb?
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>>64225135
>nanananaaaa
>na

if this nigga don't get the foh
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>>64225395
you literally have no idea what's going on it's pretty funny to watch
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>>64225293
This is true. Open invitations if anybody wants to join the team. Can't say how long they will be avaliable. We are coming back strong in 2016.
#stillmyboy
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>>64225361
Yeah... that's why he won't get a rematch while Rousey will
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>>64225376
>>64225347
ta lads
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>>64225375
is that Koscheck getting choked the fuck out? fuck that guy
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>the memeposters aren't even ireland
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>>64225361
>believing this
I've got a bridge to sell you
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>>64225467
yes
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>>64224965
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>>64225467
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>>64225458
fucking tell me god damn it or i'll fly right over to london and heem you myself mohammad
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>>64225361
I think he looked unhappy because his most anticipated main event in years was a fucking 13-second farce.
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>>64225440

he deserves it. like him or not, he's captivating and if he keeps winning, he can build himself as that brash flashy guy that never loses. that mayweather feel
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>>64224628
>Stitch's face as he looks in Aldo's direction
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I could heem everyone in this thread.

That's a fact, Jack.
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>>64225397
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>>64225521
the stream fags were out of control this week
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Woke up shit late today but somehow stupidly tired now

It might be good night from me /heem/, time for sleepy
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NOW I KNOOWWWW ONLYYY I CAN STOP THE CHRISSS
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>>64224036
>>64224044

I am really really really booty-blasted.
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>>64225588
good night, heem tight
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>>64225521
Where's the
>I could heem everyone in this thread
guy?
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we got some spicy bangers next week lads
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>>64225466
moment Conor gets back
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>>64225606

Don't worry friend, Dos Anjos will redeem your country.
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>>64225623
That was before the meme started. The >tfw I could heem every here meme just started in '15 and that picture is from '14
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>>64225632
what a top lad
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>>64225498
Dana probably wanted Conor to win but this was worst way possible. He looked quite unhappy right after.
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>>64225521
>no" why are all the greatest LW asian or part asian"
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>>64225588

Want me to choke you out for a quick painless sleep?
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>>64225165
>>64225222
There were MMA match threads 5+ years ago, just no generals. There were also World Star Heem threads that were just street fights.
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>>64225178
damn, she's a fine gal.
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Someone heem me till....just kidding, I feel deflated now that this card happened.
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>>64225361
>>>64223501
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>>64225654
Well, I am a seething newfag casual after all.
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>>64225727
unreal thread
>>
Where is all this nonsense about Conor wanting a higher pay grade coming from?
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>>64225606
I was hoping for Aldo too lad, don't mind McGoober though
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>>64225739
he brings in far more than 10mil per fight though lol what's the problem
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>>64225642
The best a hue could do right now is be optimistic about RDA and Werdum. Whatever Cordeiro is doing, it could be be the best kept secret in mma right now. Also hoping Thominhas can prove worthy.
And hoping Frankie can spoil the party. Tbqh I wouldn't be mad if it was Frankie who heem'd Joesay dos Aldos. He's been in my top 3 favorite fighters for years.
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>>64225775
most reliable source on the net, Twitter screengabs by random anons
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>the poor kid with no opportunities who worked his way up from the favelas is knocked out by a memester Irishman
>the astute Christian with a family is battered near-to-death by a California frat boy

These are glorious times, indeed.
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>>64225775
At 2:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5ObUSqWIjI
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>>64225727
Cheers Thiago, I was waiting for this.
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>>64225730
>that fast blinking and going slightly cross eyed
looked fruity as fuck
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>>64225840
Weidman is still my boy though, I want him to get a rematch>>64225840
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was he in his head?
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>>64225881
he's said he wants a 9 finger contract a few times
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>Leave that drunk Irish vampire to me sir
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Anyone know who that is standing right of Lorenzo in the pink shirt?
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>>64224965
/snacks&hoez/
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>>64225562
I don't disagree. He is probably underpaid if anything
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>>64225968

You mean purple shirt?

All those white men in suits staring at their twink prize fighters
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I like this scrappy little Irishman
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>>64225935

>weidman gets a rematch
>got beaten badly and outclassed over a few rounds
>aldo gets ko'd in 13 seconds
>EXPOSED NO REMATCH

foh. mcgregor would beat him again, pretty easily I think, but damn the dude was undefeated for a a looooong time, he deserves better
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>>64224195
I agree he should have one or two fights before getting another title. It'll probably be only one though. I just hope his rematch isn't built up with so much bullshit hype as this one. You could read all the stress and anxiety on his face as he walked out while Conor was light as a feather, granted he has the perfect personality to enjoy this kind of thing while Aldo is a quiet introvert who takes bant to heart.
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>>64225973
I still don't know why the mods hate him... I liked his picdumps desu senpai
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>>64226128
Aldo deserves a rematch too, I just like Weidman more
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>>64225968
the jew guy that is head of drug testing?

think he was at the original usada announcement presser
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>>64226128
>>64226128

Weidman will be back for sure. I wanna see Vitor vs. Luke II, I think Luke would win but it would be fun.
>>
Daily reminder that Weidman has always been a lucky phony and he never deserved that belt
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>>64225968
>>64226236
Lawrence Epstein
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>>64225960
I like this meme
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>>64225727
Jesus Christ
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DAILY REMINDER THAT /HEEM/ IS A GENERAL
>this triggers anonymous NEETs who base their existence around a recurring MMA thread on a korean zombie enthusiast board
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>>64226353
Noice

You don't know who that is in the grey suit, do you?
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>A year and a half of press conferences, world tours, memes, talk shows, interviews, staredowns and "look into my eyes little man" for it to culminate in 13 seconds.
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>>64224965
I take predictions (for free)
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>>64223645
Its a little hippie college town. My sister went to ucsc. Pretty chill area with gorgeous geography
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>>64226450

>No one got anything right with multiple picks
>Khabib was 5/5
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>>64226442
>10 years of dominance
>don't even get the instant rematches people with 1 or even 2 title defenses get while getting completely dominated instead of flash koed
>>
anyone else feeling a bit depressed? Nothing can live up to the hype of UFC 194, what have we got to look forward to besides rematches? lawler/condit will be boring and so will cowboy vs dos anjos. Edgar vs conor could be interesting but dana will kek him again and give the rematch to aldo first.
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>>64226600

Aldo was really hard to work with pham. He pulled out of fights, talked bad about the company and they put people in front of him to beat and he did it then he went off to Brazil. He wasn't really marketable and the work relationship really wasn't there.

Dana won't give him his rematch cause there's just too much going on with Conor moving weight classes. However he'll give Cain and Ronda instant rematches cause he still has more shekels to squeeze out of Mexicans and Demi Lovato-tier fans.

Sucks but that's just how life is.
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>>64226437
>still being confused because you weren't around to understand
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>>64226642
McGregor moving up weight class. Edgar won't even get to fight McGregor
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>>64226642
It will get better soon, fellow fight fan. It's a bit like the post orgasmic depression. You'll recuperate and your ability to get hype will be restored as well.
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>>64226642
yeah i feel a bit empty and emotionally drained, as for the next Conor fight I feel it goes

1. LW title shot
2. Edgar
3. Aldo rematch

(most likely to least likely)
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How would weidman be feeling?

>gets put in the co main even on a few occasions

>beats silva twice but most say they were very lucky wins

>people saying he is overated
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>>64223645

Beautiful beach town. Lived here all my life.
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>>64226703

His fans and family love him. He'll come back better. He was never gonna stay undefeated in such a stacked division.
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>>64226642
>Nothing can live up to the hype of UFC 194,


>ufc 200
>Ronda vs Holm II
>Conor vs RDA
>Rockhold vs someone
>Mighty mouse vs something located on the top shelf


>>64226686
I just think it's dirty. Yes everyone here knows UFC is a company and all about the money but I just feel like if anyone deserves an instant rematch it's Aldo. If you don't give it to him then you should literally never have one ever again.
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>Maia vs Nelson
I have not seen a Jiu Jitsu domination like that since George Sotiropoulos vs Joe Stevenson
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do you agree with this question:

https://streamable.com/pbk7
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>>64226703
he will be fine, he is a tough guy and will get improve from this loss. I would think the UFC will give him a winnable fight on the Jones/DC card, maybe someone like USA's Brave Tim Kennedy (thank you for your service)
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>>64226749

I HAVE MY SPIES IN THAT CAMP
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>>64226698
*tips fedora*
*gets KOed*
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>>64226642
RDA vs Cerrone
JDS vs Overeem
Johnson vs Diaz
Oliveira vs jury
Lawler vs Condit
Arlovski vs miocic
Tumenov vs Larkin
Brandao vs Ortega
Dillashaw vs Cruz
Pettis vs Alvarez
Browne vs mitrione
Rumble vs bader
Barnett vs rothwell
Werdum vs sea level Cain
Hendricks vs wonderboy
jbj vs DC
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>>64226734
Ryan Hall fought like 24 hours before that
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>>64226703

>Weidman

He stayed for the post-fight interview, he's not gonna binge on fast food and go poop in the forest.
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>>64226811
Ryan Hall fight was a good fight. But it was mostly because Artem is shit.
Joe Stevenson was a well respected grappler in MMA and George dominated completely for 3 rounds
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>>64225727
I really only said that to get replies. It went better than I thought I guess..
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>>64223749
sweden yes!!
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>>64226798

>Mfw Joe Rogan actually said "sea level Cain"
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>>64226853
And Maia raped Magny like a couple months ago too right?
>>
Has Rockhold or anyone else actually landed a significant "question mark" kick or is it just a meme?

Haven't watched much MMA the past 6 years
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>>64226897
Wonderboy
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>>64226725
>ufc 200
Don't know which fights are in it.
>Ronda vs Holm II
fuck this stupid, unnecessary, fight, it's basically dana's favorite pet getting a do-over
>Rockhold vs someone
might be cool I guess
>Mighty mouse
not interested

I'm feeling a bit disappointed in how it ended too quickly. Making me reflect about what am I doing, or not doing with my life. I was watching some weeks ago about how sports are a lot about peopl vicariously living through the athletes' lives, wondering how much am I doing that. Hello darkness, my old friend
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>>64226897
MacDonald
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>>64226897
Rory
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>>64226945
>Germany
>Based Rory looks like a Nazi
wowee
>>
>>64226798
>Tumenov vs Larkin

Fuck yeah that'll be amazing
>>
>>64226703
>"...I see an insecure individual..."
>"STOP DOUBTING ME"
I don't think he feels bad, he can double think pretty well
>>
>>64225571
>tfw i made that OC

Feels good to see someone post it desu lads
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>>64226979
I'm so hyped to see what Tumenov can do in the division
>>
>>64226798
I also forgot Duffy vs Poirier
>>
Is predictionkuck taking pick for RDA vs Cerrone?
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>>64226979
>>64227021
His killer instinct is second to none
>>
>>64226897
Rockhold rocked Bisping badly with one just before taking him down and choking him out.
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>tfw have been busy all day sunday
>tfw was so fucking hyped for Aldo vs. McGregor
>tfw avoided everything that could have spoiled me
>tfw started watching as soon as i came home
>mfw 13 (thirteen) seconds
>>
any of you lads got some memes for me?
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>>64227080
Him and Doo Ho Choi are the hottest prospects right now I think
>>
i think bones jones will literally kill fat boy dc
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>>64227080
ayy
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>>64227141
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>>64227143
problem with Choi is his chin
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>>64226561
That's exactly why it's funny when people complain at the possibility of multiple picks. If you're enough of a goof to have shit fight knowledge then you're not going to get shit right anyway
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>ywn never look forward to UFC 194 again
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>>64226897

Yes he landed it on Bisping which tells you quality of Bisping
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>>64227166
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>>64223885
>3:54

lmao
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>>64227214
Bisping would literally finish you, how does that make you feel?
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>>64227179
>possibility
implications

>implying I don't make at least 5 pick just to make predictioncuhck do more gratis work
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>>64227233
Same, I submit the same set of pick with a different image like 12 times every event just to keep predictionkuck in line.
>>
>tfw still get irked by Rogan saying "he hurt him hard"
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>>64227232
Why are the English so shit at fighting la? Thought they invented it
>>
>>64227232

I would invite him into my guard and sub him
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>>64226932
>>>Mighty Mouse
>>not interested

Ya ain't a real fight fan, my man. Get the fuck outta here
>>
>>64227214
>Le Bisping is shit
He is consistently in the top 15 guys in the world
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>>64227268
we box senpai

new breed of brits coming through though, Breese and Allen will be champs.
>>
>>64227232
>declare the match between us for title contention
>bisping loses no matter what
>>
I'm not going to lie, I thought (with hindsight) it was a good move for Poirer to not take the fight against Parke because it got him on 195. Now that he has officially been announced as the prelim headliner he definitely just got the goofballs.i though the would have gotten a spot on the maincard. It is a good matchup. Now he is going to lose on fightpass prelims and lose all momentum
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>>64227288

He's barely top 10
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you now remember how Matt Britbong sacrificed Cung Le to the blood thirsty /heem/-gods with his razor sharp pillow fists
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>>64223885
>ufc uploads it
>moving the camera when dana walks in
why even bother
>>
>>64227298
till is better than allen imo. though maybe you dont claim scousers
>>
>>64227286
fuck off, Dana

if Mighty Mouse got hit by a car, nobody would shed a tear
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>>64227339
barely top 10 fighters on the planet. Thats pretty fucking good m8
>>
>>64227370
>Mighty Manlet
>not being an irresistible pussy magnet that best girl vanessa admires
>>
someone post Ronda's KO'd transparent body
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You say Conor, I say BJ Penn

You say Robbie Lawler, I say GSP

You say Cain Velasquez, I say Fedor Emelianenko

You say Jon Jones, I say Tito Ortiz

You say Brock Lesnar, I say Ken Shamrock

You say Luke Rockhold, I say take a hike you shithead!

95% of /heem/ these days watch the same crappy MMA over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still watches REAL MMA on UFC Fight Pass, thumb this up, then copy & paste it to at least five threads. Don't let the spirit of NHB die!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcskzJm6BfA
Post Walk In Theme
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>>64227343
funny thing about that fight was bisping being unable to finish an undersized, blind, gassed, 40 year old man with 30+ consecutive punches having to resort to clinch knees to put him on the floor and he still didn't actually knock him unconscious.
>>
Why are we pretending that McGoat would steamroll the lightweight division?

He can do a beast cut to terrorize the featherweight pool like some fabled playground bully, but 155 won't give him enough muscle to deal with the top contenders there.

Let's let him clear out LW before chasing some stupid supercard and ruining his record
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>>64223489
anyone got this pic with brock added?
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>>64227435
Fuck off you Cockhold nuthugger.
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>>64227115
i was awake till 7 just to watch this stupid fight.

>mfw some people paid for this meme fight
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Anyone have any estimates how many ppv buys 194 did?
>>
Who will be the next to fall?
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>>64226440
thats his agent, he was in conors 6 part documentary series
>>
>I'm gonna be the greatest of all time

I wonder how Chris feel today when his kid is calling him a loser. Weedman's kid is an amazing troll.
>>
>>64227553
Apparently it's trending to be well over 9,000

Please like, share, and follow if you want to see more memes and jokes like this around here
>>
hey guys remember when Chris Weidman only fought old men and then got destroyed by a young stud?

>I need to keep him away from my wife
I wonder if he took the picture down yet?
>>
>>64227435

Go away 2006.
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>>64227553
We'll have to wait for Meltzer to report.
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>>64227616
b-but he beat Mark Munoz and Uriah Hall!!!111
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>>64227591
Hey man just want to say I've been keeping an eye on you since you first started; your memes and jokes are a welcome breath of fresh air in the division.
Liked, Shared, Subscribed, and Commented!
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>>64227616

STOP fucking saying chris got destroyed. he lost, yes, but he was winning the 3rd round until he got caught

why does everyone hate chris anyway? rockhold was talking trash too
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>>64227460
There may be some LWs with precision, and there may be a handful of other LWs with timing, but NO LW has precision AND timing
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>>64227648
>>64227591

1 sub = 1 less starving child
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>>64227652
Don't respond to the b8 m8. They obviously aren't trying to have an actual discussion.
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>>64227652
>winning
nah the first 3 rounds were pretty even actually. I gave the edge to rockhold because he was more aggressive and was walking Weidman down.
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>>64227435
lol
I'm laughing hard at this.
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>>64224496
Rogan said during the fight that mcgregor was smiling in the cage so yeah, he was most likely laughing or talking shit
>>
Okay, that was a good match.
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>>64227694
First two rounds were even. Chris was building momentum in round 3 until he gave Luke the match with a sloppy memekick.
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>>64227460
Conor would be cutting as much as almost everyone in the division

LW is incredibly overrated
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>>64223844
RDA isn't juiced anymore...actually many people talking about how different he looks. Cowboy murders him this time and RDA goes into obscurity.
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>>64227435
born in a wrong generation
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>>64226440
>Little boy

Seriously ruins the immersion when you know you could kill a champion

It's why he didn't goto the press conference until he was alone. It's like seeing Tom Cruise standing next to regularlets and realising he's a child.
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>>64227460
If Fronkie could make it in that division, Conor definitely can.
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>>64224023
BJ actually was the LW champion when he challenged for the WW belt wasn't he?
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>>64227652
>>64227694
>>64227757


>people actually believe that Chris didn't get fucking lit up

>21- 13
>14-32
>23-83
>4-33

"The second round was close".
>14-32

>get outstruck more than 2:1
>"close round"
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>>64227757
chris won 1, luke won 2, and crhis was "winning" 3 until the memekick but i felt the fight was luke's for the taking the entire time even though before the fight i had picked chris. everything luke was doing seemed sharp and effective, and everything chris did outside of the initial grappling looked sloppy and lacked impact.
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>>64227460

conor walks around at 180, he will be fine
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>Bisping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CnPv_1SVh0

>Machida
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFUJrg5GAvs


>Weidman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7jibFQ5Tno

Rockhold is God.
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>>64227783
>>64223844
>>64223821
This photo is from a week ago before he started cutting and he is looking jacked.
I don't know about this "he looks smaller" meme
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>>64227833
He cracked Luke's face when he doubled up on his lead hand strikes a few times. Good pop on them.
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Do you agree with his stoppage?

Recall how fast he called off McGregor-Mendes.
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OOO VAHHH MOHERRR
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>>64227870
Uh, Objection! No timestamp == no buy!!
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>>64227865
Rockhold also has wins over Kennedy and Jacare

>Rockhold has wins over five of the top seven
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>>64227901
https://www.instagram.com/p/-4wNcWhTuk/?taken-by=rdosanjosmma
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>>64227888
Herb is a good ref. He's the best ref in the UFC. He expected Weidman to pull the W out of thin air just like the rest of us did. Not his fault Luke took advantage of every second he could get.
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>>64227888

If not being bought, I reckon the reason he lets fights go too long or ends them too early is cause he has prop bets on them.
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>>64227826
Chris edged the first
Luke clearly won the second
Chris was winning the third until he threw the meme kick and then he got pummelled
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>>64227888
Was Chris defending his self intelligently? No.
How many unanswered blows to Chris absorb to his cranium? A lot.
Was Herb's reffing affected by the proximity to the end of the round? Yes.
Can we blame him for wanting to give Chris a chance to make a big comeback?
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>>64227922
>the best ref in the UFC

when will this meme end?

Goodard and Big John are much better
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>>64227922
>>64227888
>You now remember again that Nig Dean destroyed Weidmans chin and gave him alzheimers at 40
>>
>Chris before facing Rockhold
>Never taken down
>Only dominated on the ground for 3 seconds

>Chris after facing Rockhold
>Taken down twice
>Dominated on the ground for 4 mins(5 minutes if you don't count the 1 minute he was getting pummeled on the ground for)

>b-b-but it was a close fight

Embarrassing.
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>>64227876
"The second round was close"
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>>64227983
T A N
D A N
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>>64227990

>Vitor-esque with his ground D, Joe
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>>64227979
If it was the last 15 seconds that I could understand.
But there was a full minute of Rockhold landing shots.
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>>64227990

>his feet stay flat on the mat the entire time

>he literally does not even try to avoid the incoming damage
>>
Favorite fighters in each division

Flyweight: McCall and DJ
Bantam: Ruse Cruz
Feather: McGoat
Lightweight; He's not Muslim in my heart
Welter: Nosedonald
Middle: Weedman and CUckhold
Light Heavy: Gus and DC
Heavy: Hunto/Trolldum
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>>64227903
Weidman has wins over three of the best fighters of all time.
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>nobody can explain why they hate chris
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>>64228007
"Stop doubitng me"
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>>64227802

You couldn't even kill an unranked bantamweight.
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>>64227983
Goodard was God Tier yesterday
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>>64228035

He learned that from Belfort.
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>>64227990
Counted 46 shots

total fucking kek.

>UFC "Concussion" film when?
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>>64227979
Absolutely. If Weidman put Luke on his back for a fourth of that time it would have been #ANDSTILL
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>>64228040

*Over 40
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>>64227979

No one can make a comeback from being punched like that.

Take his nuts out of your mouth.
>>
>>64228062
>>64228035
Rockhold has a nasty mount. Once somebody is that high up his torso and dumping all of their energy into it there isn't much he could have done to escape.
>>
>people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't know Weidman was trying to convince Herb to allow another round
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>>64227888

Herb Dean is only there 99% of the time bro. That haze.
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>>64228084

>Conor drops Mendes
>Three love taps
>IT IS ALL OVER

>Rockhold full mount landing vicious elbows and blows and turning his face into tomato paste
>Nah pham he's still in it.
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>>64227990
It'll be stupid ring politics like this that will net the UFC their first death in the ring.
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>>64228145
Weidman has an iron chin. Mendes' chin is shattered glass.
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>>64228028
Yeah true, I was almost shouting at my computer for Chris to just do anything other than stay flat on his shoulders wing blocking.
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>>64228134
He was but Herb should have stopped it anyway I think.
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>>64228110
Some black guy did it once

He was a hw or lhw, concussed as all fuck, threw a hail mary and knocked the guy out

Forget his name, he had a crazy body
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>>64228130
The fact that he did not even try is what people complaina bout. I mean christ he trains with Serra for christs sake. He should know some BJJ
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>>64227990

AND STILL MUH BOI!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <#
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>>64228110
Well lets find out big boy, get on top of me and bang me for a minute; see what happens.
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>>64228062
>He learned that from Belfort.

That third round pummeling actually looked exactly like the Belfort finish. Even the way they both gassed during the flurry and started to throw their entire torso down into the punches to compensate.
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>>64228203
And then there is also Pete Sell
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>>64228203
Are you talking about Cheick Kongo vs. Pat Barry? Incredible fight tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JebJ6RduIBQ
>>
how long until mcgoat dumps his gf for a supermodel?
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>>64228241
According to anons here, Dee is not Conor's gf so much as she is his beard.
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UFC REFEREES RANKING
1- Marc GODdard
-
-

POWER GAP

-
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2-Big John McCarthy
3-Kim Winslow

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POWER GAP
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99-Herb "Mazzagatti" Dean
100-Steve Mazzagatti
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>>64228145

don't forget

>Edgar catches Mendes and drops him with a hook

>Herb Dean has called the fight before Edgar lands another punch
>>
Reports from press are saying RDA looks noticeably smaller and less defined than when he fought Pettis. If he was on some Jesus juice and is now off the stuff does he have much of a chance against Cerrone?
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>>64228240
yeah bra thats it

craziest fucking thing i ever saw
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>>64228275
>no mention of Cecil Peoples

Dropped
>>
What did he meaned by this lads?
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>>64228045
Alright, I'll lay it on the table.

He's a great fighter. Has some of the best stand up grapple I've ever seen.

I hate his persona. It's bland, generic, and fake. The all american circlejerking was boring pandering to hype the silva fights and I'd have been perfectly okay if it ended there, but it didn't. He needs to take lessons from Connor McGregor on how to hype up his countrymen because wrapping a flag around yourself and expecting some pan-anglo bullshit is uninspired. Also has the most annoying walkout song in recent memory.
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>>64228272
All irish are literally gay but just reproduce for the welfare payments
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>>64228275
>Yves nowhere to be found on the list

FUCK YOU YVES LAVIGNE!
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>>64228316
They are starting an support group for Conor victims.
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>>64228316
they both felt the wrath of England's own Conor McGregor.

Fronkie is next.
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>>64227819
yeah I couldn't remember but I think so.
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>>64228045
i hate wont back down

i hate everybody from new jersey

i hate memes who beat on 40 year olds and try to pretend theyre elite

i hate people who hang with roid babies like serra cause i assume they too are roid babies given you are the company you keep
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>>64228240

No Pat No NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO sadface et cetera sad tiems heem.
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>>64228358
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>>64228316
>roidheads consoling eachother after being blown out by a natty skeleton
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>>64228110
Shane Carwin vs lesnar?

Everyone praised herb for not stopping that one.
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>>64228368
First you steal Malvinas and now you steal Conor, truly despicable.
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>>64228390
>i hate memes who beat on 40 year olds and try to pretend theyre elite
Hey man leave Schaub out of this! haha :D
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>>64228402
>implying Le Plumber Capoeira Man isn't the biggest roidmongler of them all
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>>64228390
>i hate everybody from new jersey

come down to Bar A one night and come say that shit to me pussy

he's from NY anyways
>>
Oh shit Goddard is a retired fighter and a legit BJJ guy
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/5/18/8621013/ufc-ref-marc-goddard-wins-double-gold-british-bjj-open
That explains why he is so good
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>>64228447
aye he trains world champs as well
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>>64228447
i think its a requirement for refs to train martial arts
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>>64228447
>He didn't know about the GOAT referee and fighter Marc GODdard
Casuals out
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>>64228442

come down to australia where we fight with our hands

dont wanna get shot by some fat fuck italian american retard cause i called his boyfriend a faggot
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>>64228435
le ebin may may

CAN'T SLOB THE SCHAUB
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>>64228475
>>64228479
>>64228487
I know Herb Dean, Big John, Mario Yamasaki all have experience. I just did not know about Goddard
Does Mazagatti have any experience?
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>>64228422
Yeah but let's have a frank here, Carwin's shots on the top were all wang no bang; all glancing off Brock's wing guard. I think there was maybe 3 or 4 over the course of that entire round that actually connected proper. Luke was getting at least half his bombs from the top through the guard of Weidman.
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>>64228493

them heemin words
>>
>>64228493
you jerk each other off like a bunch of fratboys you pussy

get the fuck in my guard and ill show you how its done you wannabe irish faggot
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>>64228493
Give me an address.
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>>64228316
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>>64228447
Big John is a black belt I know for sure, and both Herb Dean and Mario Yamasaki are legit BJJ guys too
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>>64228513
CAN'T PARRY THE BARRY
>>
Remember when Chris Weidman only fought old guys and then got destroyed?
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>>64228427
>Argies chatting shit about integrity

Truly despicable.

Go handball your way to winning a football match or throw rocks at TV show presenters you spic midget.
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>>64228552

Do you understand how retarded you sound right now?
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>>64228576
>Canada
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>>64228568
Dean also has MMA experience.
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>>64228576
Remember when Luke Kekold fought an old guy and got destroyed?
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>>64228221

Get in my guard bro
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>>64228145
Weidman wasn't dropped by punches.
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>>64228529
Cecil Peoples invented Karate. Sensei Peoples is the best
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>>64228576
>>64228390
>>64228336

Some of you guys twist reality so poorly. I would hardly call Vitor or Lyoto washed up, especially Lyoto at that point in time. Only losses were controversial ones to Rampage, Davis, and stoppages to Shogun Jones. He blasted through Munoz (who Weidman beat to earn the title shot), and dominated Mousasi. I have no idea how you can call Machida or Belfort washed up, when Jacare has defeated just TWO ranked opponents inside the octagon and one of those guys isn't even employed anymore and you all jerk off to him.
>>
>>64228576

>Adnan Mohamed is still this butthurt about the chris
>>
>CANT FLUKE THE LUKE

epic may may inc
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>>64228592
Do you understand how retarded you look right now?
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>>64228663

u wot m8? I'll have you know I have over 300 confirmed heems.
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>>64228591
>le angry scotsman
Nasheem, calm down now.
>>
>>64228644
not disputing anything, just a friendly reminder the Munoz fight was a fix
>>
>>64228640

He was being pounded to death for 1 minute straight. You're an idiot if you defend that
>>
ATT breeds paper champs.
>>
>>64228644
They were both out of their prime. Being in your latter thirties regardless if you are winning or not is out of your prime. Weidman got to make his name of people on their way out.

He is still a good fighter. Just not a goat like jon jones.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVLiU1czTJA
Hes not wrong
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>>64228684
The thing is, you're joking about how good you are

I KNOW how good I am
>>
>>64228709

Thing is, you're the joke!
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>>64228591
never change Britbro
>>
Does anyone else wonder how a devastating loss like this affects a relationship? Humans are primal and seeing your alpha male protector get baby shook. Chris' wife is probably wet for the Cockhold
>>
>>64228706
I agree that against poor muay thai fighters from Brazil that would work, but as soon as the Thai's start doing MMA this karate "movement" would get BTFO
>>
>>64228732
Losers think about winners, winners think about winning
>>
>>64228745

>BRUH

Dude gone full meta.
>>
>>64228627
No, you get in MY guard, "bro"
>>
>>64228741
Believe or not i think about this things every time i see the wife of a fighter.
>>
Hey guys mcgregor is great and i like him but we can all agree that is just keeping the throne warm for sage northcutt right?
I mean, sage is literally impossible to dislike, he will finally make people accept MMA as a regular sport and will wipe its reputation of being a bloody classless thing

go sage!
>>
>>64228627
>>64228792
>leglocks from tribadism guard
>>
>>64228812
great post sir !
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>>64228627
>>64228792
>Le huezilian crocodile man has a good guard
>>
>>64228812
mcgregor can defeat the greatest robot man has ever created
>>
who do you pronounce 'heem'?
>>
>>64228812

As long as Sage doesn't say no to Gay Jesus he's okay with me senpai.
>>
>>64228835
lets be honest though anyone else on the planet is getting heemed there
>>
>>64228864
Phonetically

SHOB
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>>64228835

>Natty
>>
>>64228864
hee-m
>>
>>64228864

her-meh
>>
>>64228835

Romero is a beast, but he literally has no cardio
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATP5h6qmBZ0

Aldo Speaking today . Translation needed
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>>64228864
>who
like your name without the S Nasheem
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>>64228644
>I would hardly call Vitor or Lyoto washed up
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/pol/ here. Feels fucking good that white men dominate the UFC now. Makes me remember the days of GSP,Brock,Hughes and other great champs.

>Women-BW: White
>Men's BW: White
>FW: White (heemed jungle nig)
>LW: Jungle nigger (about to get killed by Cerrone)
>Robbie Lawler: White, gonna heem that Mexican motherfucker.
>Women SW: White
>MW: white man
>BW: white man
>LHW: another white man
>HW: Hue gonna get rekt by Jared Rosholt

Feels great
>>
>>64228889
You can see the tube down his back with the inserts at the nape of his neck just like Bane. Dude is pumping Venom to get beefy.
>>
>>64228745

You sound like Weidman. Except easier to heem, obviously.
>>
>>64228864
haitch ee ee emm
>>
>>64228927
>tfw Whalberg was on some breakfast show over here promoting planet of the apes back in the day
>as a kid I'm sitting there mirin the fuck out of his physique
>years later find out he's literally shorter than my nan
>>
>>64223665

She looks qt desu
>>
>>64228927

So Luke lost to a washed up Brazilian?
>>
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>
>>64228928
>few decades ago irish werent considered white
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>>64228928
>Robbie Lawler: White
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>>64228975
B the change
>>
>>64228928
fuck off /pol/ nobody needs this fucking retarded degeneracy here.

irish are the niggers of europe so you haven't gotten your wish.
>>
>>64228912
I understand some of that, he seems to be ok, almost like he moved on.
Sounds like he is motivated to comeback.
>>
>>64228928
>>LHW: another white man

Heh, I should have taken the clue you were retarded from "/pol/ here"
>>
>>64228927

Luke fought TrTitor
Chris fought HiVitor
>>
>>64228918
why are argies always so uppity
>>
>>64228975
>asking for a new thread instead of making it yourself

this is the beta mentality which is keeping you from succeeding in your goals anon. take control.
>>
>>64223973

Nice b8
>>
>>64229049
all white people are like that
>>
>>64228975
be the bones you want in the jones
>>
>>64228974
Vitor was in Jesus juice at the time.

Huge difference between that and the tiny Vitor that Weidman fought.
>>
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>>64228928
>irish
>white

>Robbie Lawler
>White

>Cerrone
>beating RDA

>Cormier
>White

>The GOAT heavyweight
>losing
>>
>>64228988

half white half philipino
>>
>>64229099
>>
>>64228358
well memed familia
>>
>>64229088

If you say so
>>
>>64229049
>uppity
>>64229084
The gringo knows
>>
>>64229000
>>64229071
I'm on mobile and don't have any suitable pics man
>>
Hey pussy, still keeping my belt warm?
>>
>>64228928
>thinking half of those are white

you aren't from /pol/ you fucking phony
>>
>>64229109

Saying so has nothing to do with it, those are the facts.
>>
>>64229133
then wait, why are you so impatient

also, why the fuck are you browsing 4chan on your phone?
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>>64223934
>>
>>64229148

Jones beat TRT Vitor. That just sounds an excuse to me.
>>
>>64228316

"journalists" desperately trying to push a narrative. Did you hear the bubblewrapped questions they gave Mcgoobs at the post fight?

sickening desu
>>
>>64224712

His face and his stare just put me off lads, it's like he's hurting on the inside
>>
>>64229207
How is that relevant? We're not talking about Jones.

Vitor was clearly bigger and faster when he was on TRT. That's precisely why he was fucking using it.

There was an insanely noticable difference between when he was on it and when he had to go off it for a year. It definitely had an impact on his fight with Weidman.
>>
>>64229240
>bubblewrapped
What do this mean?
And what do you mean with "trying to push a narrative"?
Help a black man out.
>>
>>64228316
Whatever, I thought that was cool of Mendes to do.
>>
>>64229327

Its like when you see shitters tweeting messages to Anita Sarkeesian or something. It's all bullshit questions to pad their ego or help raise the pedestal they're building for him.

They could have asked sports releated questions but instead it's all about shite so they can write a mushy shit article.
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>>64229535
>>64229535
>>64229535
>>
>>64228336
>He needs to take lessons from Connor McGregor on how to hype up his countrymen
What you fail to understand is that as soon as Conor loses, his persona becomes a joke, whereas someone like GSP is always easy to promote.
Conor: I WILL DESTROY YOU ! ! !
Everyone (once he loses): Like you got destroyed last time?
Conor: nevermind that, just forget about that.
>>
>>64223984
how about no
>>
>>64228904
literally ? like he doesnt have a heart ?
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