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2nd for sage norhtcutt
In for Saul Rodgers never fighting in the UFC
why are all the best MMA fighters the ones who use punches
boxing confirmed for goat style
>>64229119
Why are you bullying ATT so much??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATP5h6qmBZ0
ALDO SPEAKING TODAY! Translation needed
Swear to god I saw some moron in the gym today practicing MEVMENT in the group exercise room
what did he mean by this?
You say Conor, I say BJ Penn
You say Robbie Lawler, I say GSP
You say Cain Velasquez, I say Fedor Emelianenko
You say Jon Jones, I say Tito Ortiz
You say Brock Lesnar, I say Ken Shamrock
You say Luke Rockhold, I say take a hike you shithead!
95% of /heem/ these days watch the same crappy MMA over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still watches REAL MMA on UFC Fight Pass, thumb this up, then copy & paste it to at least five threads. Don't let the spirit of NHB die!
>>64229144
>this is what retards actually believe
>>64229132
>>64229161
Hue! Translate this shit, I command hue!
how do you pronounce 'heem' again?
>>64229221
BUNYUH
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>>64229184
>weidman defeated via punching
>aldo defeated via punch
>ronda defeated via punch
Knowing how to punch confirmed greatest base
>tfw I missed the McGregor vs Aldo fight and memes because I fell asleep
>>64229260
so did Aldo ;_;
>>64229260
>yesterday was last friday
why even life senpaitachi?
>>64229248
>ronda defeated via punch
Confirmed for troll
>Frankie is obviously the fight to make
>stylistically poses a problem for Conor
>suddenly the UFC top brass starts talking about Conor moving up without a single title defense for some meme fight with Cowboy
Are they protecting McNumbers from this wrassling munster?
Nick Diaz vs Conor Mcgregor at 170
who wins?
>>64229290
The kick was merely a coup de grace. The punching-type attacks were what did the majority of the work.
>>64229296
god damn hue!
>>64229296
>suddenly
Conor has been saying this since 189, probably even before that
>>64229298
We do.
>>64229290
>>64229260
>Holly vs Rousey was almost a year ago
where does the time fly to?
>>64229194
he said he is over it and what is done is done; its a sport and there is winning and losing; he won a lot and now he lost but he is cool and accepts it and will train hard to come back on top, then he says he wants a rematch because of the way he lost, he makes it clear he is not giving any excuses and that conor hit a good punch and won but he wants the rematch because he will come back stronger and be on top
tl;dr what he said last night, he isnt making excuses and accept the defeat but wants a rematch
>>64229341
Wow no wonder Aldo got knocked out so quickly; he fought twice that night
>>64229351
thank hue, appreciate it bro.
>>64229149
It was meant for AKA. I mixed up the gyms. I'll post it in another thread within the next week. Guaranteed to fluster at least a few Cockhold fans.
>>64229351
How are the Brazilian media treating Aldo currently?
>>64229351
It will be like the first time Cain lost. Whoever Aldo fights next is in trouble, they are gunna end up in a pool of their own blood like Bigfoot did
>>64229399
Don't do it bro!
you now remember Jose Aldo
>>64229402
haven't been paying attention but in general the brazilian media will dickride any athlete just for being in the ufc
since the whole anderson/belfort/wanderlei shenanigans the main networks haven't been really talking about the ufc desu
>>64229219
>these
they handed you a SINGULAR item
"this" not "these"
holy shit fucking retards
>>64229399
>one paper champ ever
>gym specialises in paper champs
Fabrício Werdum - Hue
Daniel Cormier - Black
Luke Rockhold - White
Robbie Lawler - Filipino
Rafael dos Anjos - Hue
Conor McGregor - White
TJ Dillashaw - White
Demetrious Johnson - Manlet
Holly Holm - White
Joanna Jędrzejczyk - White
>>64229474
>Daniel Cormier - Black
>>64229462
This is too proper for panties tbhfamz. These was used properly in context. >ENGLISHEVOLUUUTION
>>64229260
20 years was not 40 years ago what the heck you guys are so goofy I swear
>>64229468
>one paper champ ever
You forgot Cormier?
>>64229462
always found it weird that people refer to leg clothing as plural all the time, pair of pants instead of a pant for example
some of you guys are cool
dont watch UFC embedded anymore
>>64229474
>Daniel Cormier - Black
>>64229500
that's who I meant, who are you referring to Weidmanfag?
>>64229488
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:African-American_mixed_martial_artists
>>64229474
>Conor McGregor - White
>Joanna Jędrzejczyk - White
how are they WASP?
why do all fighters have tattoos?
do they think they make them look cool? literally every single one
>>64229474
>unappealing
>unappealing
actually good, need some media training but might be able to sell
>unappealing
>unappealing
god
>unappealing
>unappealing
godess, literally impossible to hate, will be bigger than ronda if she keeps winning
she is cool but won't attract attention
the ufc really need some stars to sell ppvs, at least until sage takes over the world
>>64229474
>Dillasnake
>White
>>64229543
you're ruining my meme m8
Is Jon Jones coming back to LW to kek the swede and DC and then move up to HW and fuck up those old bitches?
>>64229550
If you don't count Cormier as a paper champ then AKA only has one paper champ.
>>64229584
Tattoos are in general a symbol of degeneracy and most fighters are degenerated people
>>64229474
>Conor McGregor - White
Hey heem, it's the purehearted warrior in 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce5-EA2issk
>>64229144
You mean muay thai / kick boxing
>>64229144
Interesting fact: no modern UFC fighter has ever won a fight without using at least one punch
>>64229724
Inspiring. I'm gonna go buy a second FightPass!
>>64229606
as much as I love cormier he is the literal definition of a paper champion. Even with his title defense. Everyone knows who the real champion is. he has to face that demon.
>>64229596
I'm only enhancing it and taking it to places you never thought possible.
>>64229703
>>64229606
no no no, I'm saying DC is the only paper champ
>>64229800
why you gotta blow me out in front of all of /heem/ man? fugg
They should have a paperweight division
>>64229828
im sorry, here is a rare Cody Pfister
>>64229809
Well that's just wrong and we both know that.
>>64228316
Could this be the beginning of a Rocky like story?
>Aldo goes to TAM and after a lot of training with Chad Apollo Mendes, and makes a comebackw ith great wins over non-title fighters
>years pass and he manages to defeat McClubber Lang in a non title fight
>by then, a demonic emperor-esque fighter has claimed the FW, LW and WW belts, Sage Drago and ruled those divisions with an iron fist
>Chad Apollo Mendes vows to defeat Sage Drago
>Mendes ends up dying in the cage because the referee was Dan Miragliotta
>Aldo eventually defeats Sage to avenge his fallen friendly rival
>>64229886
right and I asked you who you thought the other one is
I just want to see you say it m8
>>64229876
th-thanks...
Can I save this Pfist?
>>64229860
They should remove the 155 stuck in da mud division
>>64229605
Jones is done. His coke addled brain is soft now, with full on Chuck-Liddell-drug-inducted-glass-chin. One solid punch and he's gone.
>>64229907
sure ausbro, its your lucky day
Can we all agree that jones would have absolutely murdered weidman if they fought?
>>64230007
the fact that people had rational discussions about it made me mad desu. Glad it's over
>>64229905
I would be interested in TAM learning to roll properly desu
>>64229876
is Pfister a meme now?
>>64229965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yqavPWkqZw
>Cerrone wants to win the fight and give the belt to his terminally sick grandma
heem my fucking heart
>>64229099
Could Trump heem Obama?
>>64230007
Jones is going to clear out the Heavyweights lad
Did they fuck?
>>64230090
Then he's going to cut off his legs and run through 185 and 170
>>64230060
cba to watch right now did his grandma get ill recently? I remember seeing her in embedded not that long ago and she seemed fine. Rooting ever harder for Cowboy now.
>>64230114
Sage is pure, his seed is reserved for family occasions.
>>64229643
>that spin flip
LEAVE CONOR TO ME, SIR
>>64229474
Demetrious is white too.
>>64230060
She only has a year or so to live, she has been terminally ill for a year already, she looked fine in the embedded though.
Sage is so nice, he came to Brasil to meet Pele
is this the end of meme kicking?
>>64230168
its called a butterfly twist you pleb
>>64229643
>comes with one claw
what a joke
>>64229570
you do not know what wasp means
>>64230218
No, because your new featherweight champ and number one pound-for-pound fighter is a meme kicker extraordinaire.
>>64230218
The memekicking era is over, rip 2011-2015
Now it's all about movement, precision, timing.
If only you knew how bad things really are.
>>64230114
fuckoff hue faggot sage is a pure
P
U
R
E
>>64230324
rip edson barbosa
>>64230343
Fucking terrifying
>>64230343
keep shitposting about sage fgt i will literally find you, invade your favela and kill you senpai
Can we all agree to stop calling it a "question mark kick"? IT'S A FUCKING BRAZILIAN KICK. GO WATCH SOME FUCKING GLAUBE FEITOSA YOU PILLOWFEET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64230343
He seems perma stoned. High off life, if you will.
>>64230251
>CLOSE YOUR EYES
>>64230401
Why is Conor wearing his UFC chastity belt?
>>64230398
he seems perfect and thats what he is
Sage and Joanna power couple when?
>>64230432
She can't handle his riddum
what'll it be /heem/?
>>64230127
>Then he's going to cut off his legs and run through 185 and 170
Standing in at 6'1" and 5'11" respectfully.
85" reach still ofc.
What the fuck does HEEM mean?
I see it on /sp/ all the time what the fuck is it
>Hendricks vs Wonderboy announced
>realize Hendricks was on PED's
>can't make weight all of sudden
>was probably on some banned diuretics or those weight cutting roids Kevin Casey did
>his power suddenly disappears when GSP and the drug testing comes up
>is manlet, freaks out and begins strength
>walked around at 220lbs and would make weight easily
>no IV's for him
>Hendricks learned tricks from Dolce about proper steroid use and masking
>but more importantly IV's
>isn't going to be able to use them anymore
>is probably going to look like he caught AIDS for the Wonderboy fight
>no brain fluids because extreme weight cutting for max advantage means he will be heemed
>>64230504
Ill have a long island iced tea, shaken, beaten, and on the rocks(hold)
>>64230382
>Joe Rogan calling a Brazilian kick the "question mark kick" during Griffin/Lentz is pantheon level cluelessness.
>>64230532
Somebody hates Hendricks.
is there any way to look up the prelims of old cards without spoiling it?
>>64230475
every time I get on /heem/ this mother fucker is sitting there staring at me with this stupid fucking look on his face
>>64230213
Hehe
>>64230532
He's also got a tiny frame. His height and reach on paper would make you think of a moderate sized LW.
Post Schaubposting has been replaced by Sageposting
>>64230646
Kek
what ufc or pride event do you recommend i watch?
>>64230700
At least sage is easier on the eyes
>>64230612
Hendricks at LW?
>>64230700
*post yfw
>>64230700
schaub is cutting to lhw everyone just calm down
>>64230532
I sincerely hope Wonderboy memes his lights out
guys i cannot find a movement coach in my town
what do?
>>64230730
UFC 119 is a classic m80
>>64230504
Rum Martinez, sir.
Top shelf liquor only pls
>>64230730
Pride final conflict 2003
UFC 189
>>64230783
Be the Jon Jones you wish to see in the world, but add coke, blackjack and hookers
So it turns out that Dana and Lorenzo are not all too happy with McGregor's post fight demands to change business protocol. Uh oh.
>>64230700
Sage is better than glasSchaub
anyone got some lewd pics of paige van zant?
>>64230732
>question mark kick
Brandon is 100% more attractive and better looking than Sage; Sage looks like a psychopathic Ken doll turned permasmiling Patrick Bateman.
>>64230700
> Sage posting
organic meme generated by fight fans who saw the flip
> Schaub posting
forced meme perpetrated by individuals with a vested interest in the success of his plebeian-tier podcast
>>64230877
yourmum.com
>>64230808
you got it captain morgans with coke it is
>>64230868
they frontin
they just dont want others to request it
they wouldnt allow something they 'arent too happy with'
>>64230868
UFC President isn't happy about a division potentially being put on hold? /gasp
>>64230892
Schaubposting started before TFATK was even a thing
Just now watching the Mendes vs McGregor fight. How were the McGregor fans feeling during the beginning of the match? It looked like Mendes was really rocking him hard at first.
lads whens chuck fighting next seems like its been a long time between drinks
>>64230876
He has a terrifying death blank stare. His family must have fucked him up with all them workouts and shit
COWBOY CERRONE WINS
CONOR MOVES UP, CERRONE/MCGREGOR CONFIRMED
THE TWO MOST AUTISTIC FIGHTERS IN /HEEM/ WILL BE COMPETING IN 2016
>>64230732
>>64230876
Get the fuck out of here.
Schaub
>tall (6'4)
>strong
>dark
>handsome
>played football
>has dark,exotic look the ladies (and I) love
>very funny guy
>does stand up comedy
>could hear him talk for hours on tons of subjects (actually has his own podcast where he does this, very successful)
>very athletic
>kind
Just an all around great person.
Sage
>awkward
>has hair and dress sense of someone from the year 2000
>isn't allowed to use the internet
>generic blonde,boring as look
>yes sir/mam (shows you he's an asskiss and not his own man)
>not very funny
>athletic....kinda. All those lame flips and kick bullshit where you don't actually fight. "Performance Art" martial arts
>way too nice
>6'0 (but probably 5'11 from what I've seen of him and measuring him against other fighters)
>religious in a bad way
>probably a virgin
Seriously lose my number
>I see dees tings
>>64231196
>very funny guy
The only time Schaub is funny is when he's knocked the fuck out and is twitching around
Jose Aldo deserves a rematch as soon as he feels ready.
>>64229497
>this comment was 2(two) days ago
;_;
>>64231196
Autism: the post
>>64231196
>dark
>dark
Dude be racist as fukt.
How exactly do I train movement?
>>64231235
So is Sage faggot. Now shut up before I ride into your favela on horseback and heem you to the living death.
>>64231229
BAH GAWD HE PREDICTED IT
LORD HAVE MERCY
HE SAW THE LEFT
AND IT WAS
>thank based McGod
Sage wins personality of the year. Cap this post
>>64231346
get yourself a mewvment coach lad
>>64231196
I'm pretty positive you're memeing but the chance that you actually took the time to make this post out of seriousness is just a little bit concerning.
>>64231229
Oh my god.
>>64231378
Sage is a pure hearted guy, while Schaub is just some glass chinned guy who tries too hard to be funny.
>Aldo Conner rematch
>Aldo KOs conner with a flying knee under 20 seconds in the first round
>Rubber match happens
>Double KO
post yfw
AND THIS IS STILL MY BOY
>>64230007
He's clearly above everyone else. Absolutely on the team, but Jones would've embarrassed him. Jones would embarrass Werdum as well if he doesn't get caught in some meme submission. Jones would also destroy Rockhold.
>>64231229
Is Mcgregor gonna break Anderson Silva's record?
>>64231229
post of the thread
>>64230218
McMemer is literally the memekick king.
>>64231563
I don't know about Jones and Werdum.
Jones struggles vs tall and awkard fighters and it's not like Jones has amazing ko power.
I think Jones wins via Dec but it's not gonna be easy.
me partying hard
>>64230820
>add
you literally can't be Jon Jones without those things f a m
someone post some werdum face webms
>>64231716
>doing all these space gimmicks to avoid filters
Smh desu, virgin wigger wants to say senpai
>>64231688
Jones has much better mewvment and variety of strikes. His wrestling is also much better than werdums. Can only seeing werdum winning by a meme submission to be quite frank
>>64229296
>Are they protecting McNumbers from this wrassling munster?
Brazildog admits that Aldo was never a threat to mcmemer
>>64231780
He only beat Cain because Cain dove into his meme submission like a madman on a bet.
>>64231780
That's all well and great, but Werdum doesn't use wrestling.
He is a way better fighter, yes, but i think people understimate Werdum's ability to meme you into traps.
He might be the trickiest fighter in the UFC.
>>64231875
..and sea level Cain ofc.
>>64231771
>literally letting gook moot kuck your spelling with his gook meme speak
Smh Tbh f a m
i wish their was /heem stream/ and we could watch old fights together and shitpost
i feel lonely watching fights by myself
>>64231875
from what i remember, cain was losing after a certain point. He looked tired and weak.
>>64231904
>think moot runs 4chan
Bruh, did somebody heem you in 2010 and you just woke? STAY WOKE THUG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG_Nwp0wZc0
>>64231933
Sea level Cain is best Cain tho tbhfamz, everyone agrees including ur mum.
>>64231933
cain was a complete idiot and didn't get acclimatised to the elevation where as werdum was in mehico for a month getting use to the rise in elevation
>>64231905
I've been thinking the same thing...
>>64231890
He's not exactly that skilled overall on the feet, his lateral movement isn't that good, he stands too flat and gets caught because he fights like a sloppy, brawling mauy thai fighter. He's got a great clinch and is in the top 3 BJJ practitioners in the UFC.
He is by far the most wily fighter right now though. He couldn't do shit just shooting constantly against Hunt, he looked lost until he feinted the shot and knee'd Hunt and won the belt. Fights he should lose he outsmarts people.
>>64231890
He almost got featured in mark hunts KO highlight reel, a fight hunt took on short notice too for Christ's sake lad
>>64231688
>>64231780
Werdum meme-subbing Jones is very possible, Jones is at a bigger risk for subs because of his long limbs.
>>64231905
An Aldo stream in memoriam would be nice
https://twitter.com/anthonycreasey/status/676126790709039104/video/1
top cuk
>>64231959
someone needs to shop Conner and Aldos face in
>>64232005
>>64231905
Basically it's a matter of someone having a spare computer running, and a large library of downloaded fights..... and, of course, not getting shut down.
>>64229474
Cormier is as white as can be, bro. Certainly a lot whiter than Conor, for example.
>>64232026
Or lay the sounds from the movie on top of the actual fight.
![randy-couture-seen-at-the_5005002[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PhKrnje.jpg "randy-couture-seen-at-the 5005002[1]")
>>64231712
You're pretty hardcore man. I'm pretty hardcore myself. Me and some bitches at the UFC game.
>>64232076
that works too
>>64231933
>>64231875
>They believe sea level Cain meme
Werdum dominated Cain everywhere.
Cain't punches didn't even make him flinch
>>64232017
Jones doens't have nearly 50% of the power Hunt has.
And Hunt is a better striker than Jones.
>>64232019
People forget that Vitor "No jujitsu" Belfort almost broke Jones arm.
>>64232005
>>64232020
>>64232047
i've got ufc 1-181 and most of pride but i don't have good enough interwebs and a spare computer and im afraid of zuffa agents
its illegal you goofs
>>64232023
They didn't want Conor to win that fast.
Conor wants money they don't want to give.
>>64232101
Cain was gassed during the walkout. It isn't a meme, he was different in that fight from the start than any other.
>>64231875
>He only beat Cain because Cain dove into his meme submission like a madman on a bet.
>He only lost because he did that thing that made him lose
>>64232158
>he still believes this
Pls Juan Carlos
>>64229588
>actually good, need some media training but might be able to sell
top kek
Did you see Rockhold at the presser last night? He's delusional with a massive ego, a marketer's nightmare, the complete opposite of GSP.
Very unappealing, almost on a Johny Hendricks level -- but at least he's good-looking.
>>64232117
I have fightpass but I'm a technological retard and also have really shitty internet. I wouldn't mind streaming for my /heem/ bros but I'm not entirely sure how to go about doing that or whether my laptop and internet is even good enough for it.
>>64232218
Bruh, Cain is legit, casuals discredit him because of one fight. Ask JDS.
>>64232101
Belfort has plenty of Jiu jitsu you fucking goof he was the top product and fighting pride of the Gracie family itself
>All these reactions
>The disgusted white guy
>The puzzled asian
>The dude bro with the beard
>Both McGregor and Aldo's corners
>Bruce Buffer
>>64232233
>massive ego
this rockhold loves himself hard i wish wideman won that fight
>>64232257
nah lad you'd need a spare pc to run the stream atleast a vpn to protect yourself from zuffa
im sure someone here could do it but nobody has the balls since sir paul got reemed
>>64232266
>Junior "No Ground Game" Dos Santos
hue
>>64232271
His BJJ is all based on being big and strong, it's more of a wrestling style BJJ, his submissions are very low level, any purple belt knows this.
>>64232313
>Kavanagh surprised at Conor heem
What the fuck does he train them in?
Looking through each and one of these "/heem/" threads I'm surprised by you fucking guys who think you're tough. Whenever I see you guys talk technique it's embarrassing. None of you actually have a clue about what you're talking about. Do you even know what pass guard means? By the way this is me on the bag at the gym. You guys play on that Rainbow Siege video game I see. A bunch of nerds hiding in rooms in a house.....Oh wait....THAT'S YOUR LIFE! LOOOOOL! I actually train and I'd fuck you up.
>>64232405
what's that? is that the sound of pebbles?
Conor McGregor is the REAL DEAL
>>64232313
Pretty sure I see Joanna back there, and TJ... DJ...
>>64232405
>that guy can probably throw better than the guy who wrote this autistic bait
>>64231905
>>64232005
there already is one but we haven't used it in a long long time
some American prick deleted our entire playlist (~20 hours of video iirc)
can't remember the room for the life of me but the site was instasynch
>tfw had completely forgotten about all of this and it's come back to me
>>64232405
you got good technique i wouldn't mess with you lad
![2e5c4a9583bccca7ac9c7693be5ee8af[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/owazUFW.jpg "2e5c4a9583bccca7ac9c7693be5ee8af[1]")
>>64232459
>>64232403
>>64232396
>Comparing Fabricio "No skills on the feet" Werdum to Fabricio "GOAT heavyweight" Werdum
>Comparing prime JDS to Alzheimers JDS
>>64231905
>>64232005
>>64232472
just checked the archive it's here
http://instasync.com/r/HEEM_
and YES it was fucking SCHAUBCUNT who deleted it all I remember now
he got super butthurt because we wanted to watch actual combat sports and related documentaries and all he wanted was fucking felony fights and worldstar compilations so he wiped everything.
>>64232523
Your silly nicknames mean nothing, Argentina.
In all reality, Werdum is gonna get heem'd hard in the rematch. Will you be a witness?
>>64232579
I'll be here watching Cain get Memed again, cap this
>>64232313
>>64232405
i could heem everyone in this thread cunt, dont start, us americans are pound for pound the most lethal fighters in the world
>>64229182
>You say Conor, I say BJ Penn (maybe in a few years, but Conor is far from BJ status)
>You say Robbie Lawler, I say GSP (I like Robbie, but even Robbie would laugh at that comparison)
>You say Cain Velasquez, I say Fedor Emelianenko (hmm, not bad actually)
>You say Jon Jones, I say Tito Ortiz (that's even worse than Lawler/GSP comparison)
>>64229605
Jones still being a LHW has been a meme since 2013
>>64232623
His smile and optimism: keked
>>64232472
>>64232575
>tfw I'm the only one left from pre 2015
>>64232469
as far as I know, sam actually trains, that clip is from a joke video. Dude's also 6'3" or so and powerlifts.
He'd heem every here for real.
>>64232710
>tfw I'm the only one left from pre 2015
I came here in 2014 but only when fights were going on, this year i became a real fight fan.
>>64232650
BJ Penn is overrated as fuck. The guy was shit for basically half his career, took advantage of a weak era in MMA.
>>64232775
b-but muh machida catchweight loss
>>64232775
And even then he dominated a heavier stronger GSP in the first fight.
He won that fight btw
>>64232775
it was really disturbing to me that they would actually match him up with Rory Macdonald. it was like a LW vs MW
Who /still my boy/ here
>vitor possibly getting another title shot
jesus really loves him
>>64232716
Takedown and GnP lad.
TRT Chael vs Weidman, who wins?
https://www.instagram.com/p/_QXaP3STj8/
No more "snake in the grass" comments?
Rockhold will never be a draw, and he has no potential dance partners who can draw ppv
what the fuck do you do with middleweight now? Keep it as the co-main forever?
>>64229339
This, a billion fucking times this.
>>64232888
stupid donkey
>>64232888
TRT Chael got shitwrecked by Rashad and would never make MW.
>>64232895
>trevwiseHoly shit you're a pussy, I hope @urijahfaber whoops that sensitive ass !!
Who /#DNB/ here
>>64232895
>meme breed
>>64232904
Don't you think Rockhold can attract those girl fight "fans"?
Would Conor vs Sage be the biggest meme fight possible?
>>64230343
>can't wake up
>>64232945
maybe he'll do okay at the gate and free tv but never ppv
Conor vs. Yair
Who wins, heem? Conorfags can fuck off.
Post songs that fit fighters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ6fjGS1lRg
Rory McDonald
>>64232933
i dont know what that means but the one on the left is down to fuck the one on the right makes you work for it
>>64229513
It's probably because of hose leggings, which were tied to the belt as two separate pieces of clothing for each leg.
People probably got so used to referring to leggings as a pair that when actual trousers became the norm, it was already set to be referred as a pair.
Pettis has said he will drop to 145 to fight McGregor.
https://twitter.com/malkikawa/status/675939029154680832
>>64233059
Johny Hendricks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7Sp74G2MmU
>>64232933
fuck yeah, i love drum and bass
>>64233091
not a Johnny Hendricks fan I take it
>>64233226
who is? What a cancer on the sport
>>64230213
And by Pele, you mean Busta Rhymes, right?
>>64233059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnSqOz47NbE
TJ Dillashaw
>>64233243
kickboxing might be more of your sport, lad.
>>64233277
Does everyone actually hate TJ or is it just Faber being Butthurt
>>64233079
lol
>>64233299
He's not butthurt, it's literally everyone but him fueling this drama.
>>64233299
Faber isn't butthurt at all
i wish i was conor lads, i'm watching the ufc embedded videos and i wish i was him
>>64233335
>>64233337
>Fans trying to push a fued
>The people involved are actively shutting it down
I dont know why this is so funny to me.
>>64233340
>wants to be a closeted homosexual manlet who is in over his head
Conor will have less money than MC Hammer in 5 years.
>>64233059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdihHnaOQsk
Mark Hunt
>>64233379
>closeted homosexual
>>64229584
Chael doesn't have one. Neither does Rockhold. Neither does Gunnar Nelson. That's just off the top of my head.
Good post.
>>64229584
>literally every single one
thats just a lie
>Do they think they make them look cool?
Maybe people just like tattoos
howdy mates, good weekend of mma huh?
how about that conrad mcgillicutty?
>>64233469
Rory Mac, Forrest Griffin... Who else?
Did Sakuraba have any tattoos?
RDA or Cerrone?
>>64233557
>Did Sakuraba
I dont remember no.
Anderson Silva doesnt I dont think
>>64233557
I don't think Nick Diaz has any tattoos, either, though I could be wrong.
What is Paige's ethnic background?
>>64233557
>>64233557
JDS doesn't either
>>64233617
People say that VanZant is a dutch name
>>64233617
white,
unlike you hue
>>64233617
She has some chink in here for sure.
>>64233644
It is.
t-there were other fights besides aldo mcgregor guise
>>64233593
Neither of the Diaz brothers have any tattoos, from the pictures I can see. Good on them.
>>64230114
Holly looks eminently fuckable in this pic tbqh family
She looks so much like this hot whore in my HS that it drives me up the goddamn wall
>>64233644
Dutch women search gives me this
>>64233580
Its close but I think Ceronne.
Hes a better striker then RDA and his grappling is solid enough to defend against RDA
>>64233686
I can see the resemblance
>>64230475
holy shit, that fucking t-shirt
why must our savior dress like a JUST BLEEEEED faggot circa 2007?
>>64233681
Holly is fit, qt face and I enjoy long hair, she's pretty damn fuckable.
>>64233711
>Hes a better striker then RDA and his grappling is solid enough to defend against RDA
Watch this real quick
http://m.ufcespanol.com/media/Free-Fight-Friday--Dos-Anjos-vs-Cerrone
>>64230504
old fashioned but muddled with Aldo's wife's red panties obviously
Should I buy it?
>>64233711
>I can see the resemblance
she resembles the result of a crossbreed, a dutch who fucked an abbo
>>64233762
>not having a mcgreGOAT tee
Why do people hate Goldie?
>Watching a fight with a dick kick
>Joe: Every man has gotten hit in that spot once
>Mike:And nobody liked it, Well I assume nobody liked it. I hope nobody liked it
>Joe;Welll somebody liked it
Best chemistry in MMA
Will Filthy Tom ever fight again?
>>64233779
I will miss Goldie, hopefully he sticks around til hes like 65
>>64233750
Same fighters, not the same fight.
RDA with no IV and training in the US and not Bra71l where its hard to cycle raises enough eyebrows.
Assume you're aware of that, do you think it will be RDA vs Cerrone 1 all over again?
Fear in my eyes? You see nothing
You little bitch
Whatch you looking at?
So I know the UFC has to use licensed refs with the Athletic Commission. But can the UFC pick what Refs to use?
>>64233750
I did say it was close didnt I?
And I should have clarified that when I said better I meant more technical.
>>64233804
And Joe too but hes saying he might resign soon. I think Murr should replace him.
>>64233851
I could do with more Hardy aswell
So RDA is small now, what does this mean?
Is CER-OWN-AY going to get some?
>>64233818
This is what his strenght and conditioning coach has to say about your meme tests
>>64233851
Ok, i can understand your point of view, but it's wrong, you'll see.
Why is Rockhold getting no credit at all?
He's destroyed everyone besides trt vitor in the ufc. If he gets top position it is all over and his kicks are almost as beautiful as he is.
>>64233877
Hardy is pretty solid but he should stick to the British yourop cards.
Murr is the only other American Commentator that I would want to replace Joe
>>64233915
Weidman bandwagoners are still in shock.
>>64233915
>Muh team
>Muh all american
Also everyone hates AKA for some reason
>there are people that unironically think Frankie won't kill Mcmemer
>>64233925
>>64233877
Robin Black will replace Joe.
>>64233878
>smaller RDA
>Cerrone in his prime
>5 round fight
things could get interesting
>>64233915
I'm sure people did the same thing when Widemale beat silva
bros only
>>64233890
>what is a cycle
>what are masking agents
But juice aside (everybody juices) RDA cuts a lot of weight, will he be affected by the IV ban?
Also, circumstances aside, how do you think the fight will play out?
Watching it again and the craziest thing about conor is that he is not the least bit surprised. He's happy sure, but it's like that is 100% in his mind that is how it would happen without an iota of doubt. I wish I had just a smidgen of that kind of confidence. I wanted him to lose but you can't help but be in awe of him.
>>64234007
RDA would work him and win by decision.
Not the most exciting fight, but he will make him happen.
Dos Nachos is the new GSP.
make *it happen
>>64234006
we all know that feel
So why isn't there more backlash against Yoel Romero stealing his win?
At best that was a draw but Jacare had rounds 2 and 3.
>>64234137
I expected a draw tbqhfam
But yeah that was a bad decision for sure
There was a lot of interesting/cool stuff that happened its just all overshadowed by Conner winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91NWZKkhMkU
Is this "movement" thing actually legit or is it just one big meme?
I can't believe this.
It looks like hokey pokey hippy shit but then Conor pulls a One Punch Man on Aldo.
This can't be real, can it?
>>64234137
1st round had to be a 10-8, 2nd was contentious and could have gone either way.
Neither have anything for Rockhold.
>>64234197
lad you do a few movement drills and even I'd start worrying about getting heem'd by you.
>>64234137
I think it's just the flood of people talking about aldo/mcgoober overshadowing every other fight
I liked that fight a lot though
>>64234204
>romero/Rockold
gassing intensifies
>>64234197
Even Dominick Cruz just said it's the wave of the future and he is an expert on footwork and such.
>>64234178
>>64234137
I had it Yoel 28-27 but i have to watch it again.
Does anyone has the stats?
>>64234197
Movement is super legit. People are taking the drills way too literally.
Conceptually its about moving your body in unpredictable ways. And getting them used to moving in unnatural ways as well.
The Boxing head movement and bobbing and weaving isnt a natural movement and its why people are taught to do that. This is just an extension of that.
>>64234197
Movement training is old as fuck, Roy Jones Jr was the GOAT at it.
>>64234197
>doubting MEWVMENT
Confirmed for being on /heem/ just to take part.
>>64234137
I was quite pissed. It seems like the Tim fight all over again. Had he not so blatantly held onto the fence, he would have been taken down and the whole fight might have changed or even ended.
But Gunni blew my bet out of the water so fuck it.
>>64229144
bro is u serious
>>64234197
It worked wonders for Artem and Gunni.
>>64234314
hard to lose when you got jesus on your side
>>64229800
LOOOOOOOL
>>64233379
are you black anon ?
>>64234222
Judges might have given Yoel 10-8 the first round cause Jacare went to his corner wobbly
>>64234197
>all dat freedom of mewvment
Jose never had a chance
what ?
>>64229351
thanks bro
>>64234405
That would still make it a draw if Jacare won 2-3. I can't remember the score cards by heart, but I think they gave him the second and the first, both 10-9.
What's Sage's opinion on homosexuals and Muslims?
>>64234511
Considering how gay for jesus he is I hope he doesnt say something ignorant.
>>64234511
>Haha, I'm only 19 so...
>>64230266
he actually does. you on the other hand ...
>>64234197
Wtf is this?
t. Newfag
So Conor has Ido Portal, and Overeem is now training with Wim Hof?
Will the meme ever end?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EH60VrLA4M
8:13 for keks and lels
>>64234579
Who is Wim Hof?
>>64234511
>implying gay marriage isn't a scam
>implying islamic sharia law isn't barbaric and that plenty of muslims would love to have it forced down everyone's throats
>>64234579
Where the fuck is this nigga's dick and nuts?
As an Irish mma Fabio can honestly say I haven't been this excited since Marcus Davis and Dan Hardy
What fighter from your country do you guys like?
>>64234597
Some meme that breaks record with ice stuff and somehow doesn't die.
>>64234608
>no decent MMA fighter in the UFC from Australia
feelsbadman
You can't tell me these aren't rad as fuk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce5-EA2issk
>>64234608
Ponzinibbio
>>64234626
Isn't Mark Hunt half aussie or something like that?
>>64234597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaMjhwFE1Zw
He was also on JRE.
>>64231229
dude this is scary
This guys steals your host at communion, what do you do?
>>64234627
I watched this ad as a kid thats fucking freaky
>>64234640
Hes a New Zealander. It would be like an American saying his favorite fighter from his country was Rory MacDonald or GSP
>>64234645
neato
>>64234588
>8:58
>the facelift dude's little shake when he rekts dana
>>64234666
Pop, pop, pop and watch that fuckboy drop.
>>64231401
Are you this delusional, denying what is right in front of your eyes ?
There is no way Luke beats Yoel.
>>64234627
Is that Northcutt?
>>64234693
Yeah he acted a little as a kid. Even got movie credits.
>>64234627
>Additional claw sold separately
>>64234579
Yikes, where's his dick?
>>64234627
>comes with one claw
>>64234608
Anderson Silva and Lyoto,all the rest sounds like neanderthals or plain retarded.
>>64234751
>topkek
made me laugh hard m8
>>64234773
I heard from a few Brazillians that Anderson silva sounds really ghetto when he speak the portugeese
>>64234751
>not using a claw on one hand a katana in the other
playtime pleb
>>64234773
So they sound Brazilian then.
>>64232372
roids coming out of his ears
how is he alive but zyzz is dead
>>64234773
Werdum speaks great in spanish though.
I don't know in portuguese, but he speak pretty good spanish
>>64234773
>is normal
>piss drinker
I expect nothing from you Brazil, so, good job.
>>64232716
Sam is way taller than 6'3". He's around 6'8".
...l-lads
http://youtu.be/5mT5XigF3wc
>>64234856
Something is wrong here.
>>64234856
gross m8
>>64234856
my mom heard this
thanks asshole
>>64234856
>>64234885
l-lads, m-m8s... fuck both of you, real hard.
>>64234856
wut
>>64234773
E-even Shogun?
>>64234668
>Hes a New Zealander. It would be like an American saying his favorite fighter from his country was Rory MacDonald or GSP
It's not like there's a long standing tradition of Australian stealing Kiwi things or anything.
>>64234909
Shogun is embarrassing.
>>64234928
True. I guess I am above that.
>>64234627
>tfw you will never we as cool as Sage
webm with sound version:
http://s1.webmshare.com/VNNyz.webm
>>64234933
Why?
>>64234985
I guess Sage gets those commercials and deals because he's pretty good with jumping tricks, stunts and so on.
>>64234985
>male /co/splayer
>"""""cool"""""
Sure.
Does he even realize he hasn't fought in well over a year, is past his prime, and still ranked the #6 MW.
The fuck does he have to complain about? M-M-muh stool. Take your own "Ranger" advice and man the fuck up, bitch.
>@AlexTheMauler 12 mins ago
>Just finished a training session with @Timo for #UFC202 #painandgain
>#I #cant #feel #my #face #when #Im #in #here #but #I #love #it #theweekend
>@RealRoyceGracie 3 hours
>just finished skateboard training with @TonyHawk #Shamrock #fight
>@DemetriousJohnson
>did some mental hyperkinetic training with #TeamKorea on #Starcraft #ready @Cejudo
>@JohnyHendricks
>trained competitive with @Kobayashi for the Tyron fight #eathard #workharder #hotdogs and #hamburgers
2016 will be the year of meme training. Conor predicts these things.
Milana Vantryub IS /heem/
>>64235025
While I am not a fan of Kennedys personal views he is right to be mad about that egregious stunt pulled by Gayjesus corner
>>64235056
Get over it, seriously. The man is 36.
>>64235039
Literal who
>>64235025
>still bitching
>grabbed Yoel's glove
>ignores that he got extra time off too when Yoel was sitting down
>>64235077
Heem yourself so hard that you will never wake up.
>>64235077
FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
She's QT confirmed, bruh.
sage northcutt vs conor will happen one day.
>>64234896
Normie scum
who /can'twaitforthenextMcgreGOATfight/ here
>>64235088
>thinking Sage won't be de-meme'd before then.
>>64235088
>Hahah, dude why do you talk like a Harry Potter character?
>Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
>>64235113
>super
>intense
>>64234773
Any Brazilian pronouncing "j" sounds retarded
And every carioca pronouncing "s"
did u guise hear about sage`s dad being a roid dealing snitch
>>64235138
>snitch
really hate this term
>>64235077
Educate yourself with meme culture, you come across across as a culture vulture.
>>64235138
>tfw he hid all his roids inside Sage
>>64235113
holy fuck this kid scares me
>>64235088
Conor will pass the torch to sage-sama.
>>64235100
yeah fuckoff desu familia
>>64235147
in his case its fitting. he got caught selling steroids then coopd with the pd to entrap some other guy with coke. real scummy guy. read it bro
>>64235138
He also pushed cocaine.
>>64235081
>ignores that he got extra time off too when Yoel was sitting down
Yoel was almost out at the end of the second. Had he not /stoolgate/ for 30 seconds, Tim would have blitzed him and TKO'd him.
>..b-but h-e held mugh glove.
>Yoel Romero' Big Cuban Book of Excuses, chapter 4: Damage Control
>>64235085
Of course
>>64235175
>>64235173
>>64235158
so then do u guys think he is on the juice ?
>>64235173
>coopd with the pd to entrap some other guy with coke
based, drug dealers are trash and they need to be taken out
>>64235149
that face was designed for saturating cumshots
I will respect Jon Jones if he decided to walk out to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-2ckLBV21g
>>64235196
i guess u missed the part where he himself dealt drugs
>>64235194
Everyone is on juice, newfriend
>>64235194
>do u guys think he is on the juice
No, he got that way by spooning hamburger meat for breakfast and playing with X-Men Electronic Claws™.
>>64235227
This is so disgraceful.
>>64235233
ikr? fucking hues
Kek
>>64232933
im glad the UFC is featuring these two hotties and slowly phasing out britney and that other chick. they are looking more and more busted up as they get more plastic surgery to cover up their obvious aging.
>>64235231
dude i read that in dana`s sarcastic voice too lol.
well i too think he looks a bit too jacked for a natty, but a lot people point out to the fact that he had abs since he was 6 or something. i just wanted to know what /heem/ thinks.
>>64235227
everyone ?
>>64235275
lots of skinny fuckers have abs as children. what does that have to do with it?
>>64235289
Everyone family.
Jones added 75 lbs (to 600) in 3 months.
>>64233557
No but he smoked
>>64235304
not like sage ... look it up. kid has been training/roiding since 6 months old.
anyone have webm of Sage's meme flip(s) from last night
>>64235289
Yeah, even your boy GSP pussy, get over it.
>>64235275
A good rule of thumb about juicing in MMA is:
>is he Nick or Nate Diaz?
>/Y/ - He is not juicing
>/N/ - Juiced to the gills and probably on Jezus
>>64235289
everyone except any brazilian who gets knocked out now
No to gay Jesus, remember heem.
Poor Aldo
>>6423
hmm. so he wasnt roiding before then ? i guess it would make sense if everyone is doing it
>>64235173
>not snitching on niggers and spics while living free and raising wholesome children
>>64235323
>you now remember lil Herc
>>64235138
We are not niggers that care for nigger politics.
>>64233617
pig
>>64235323
>>64235351
>this is what lil Herc looks like now
>>64235312
Jones is a fucking idiot.
No other UFC fighter is stupid enough to add video evidence of their weight training strength progression to the internet. Anyone with a brain knows you don't go from a 435 to a 500 squat in a few months without juice. He's going to have a hard time denying that one.
>>64235077
your queen, wetback gremlin whore
>>64235328
whats so special about the stocktontards ?
>>64235327
blasphemy !
>>64235382
Talk to him family
>>64235368
>you told me id be a rich and famous star for being jacked
>nobody literally nobody cares
>fu dad im not lifting weights no more
hes still got good size if he lifted again he'd be big and he'd have a comeback story
maybe hes just a gay
>>64235312
Is there a possible scenario in any universe where JBJ doesn't murder DC in the octagon?
>>64235382
>wetback
We go to your country legally mate.
>>64235388
>meme dog
Disgusting
when will they tell us how many ppv buys ufc 194 got
>>64235369
when ppl see that video they say
>> hurr durr so much natural talent
so dunno senpai ppl seem to eat it up
>>64235395
congenital heart failure due to zyzzing himself with roids and coke and dehydration cuts
how soon do ppvs get on fight pass?
>>64235395
IV ban and USADA
who /redpanty/ here
>>64235415
months
>>64235405
talking about megan bruh
catch up
>>64235395
He didn't fucking do it last time
>>64235405
>meme dog
what the fuck does that even mean?
>>64235415
bout 30 days
>>64235417
Leave USADA to me
>>64235413
He is currently 231lbs
>>64235383
>What's so special about the stocktontards?
Lose my number
>>64235395
Depends greatly on Jones' transport to the event. Is he driving himself? Catching a cab? These are career altering decisions for Jones.
do you guys think it's safe to torrent UFC 194? I bought the ppv but I want to watch the Rockhold-Weidman fight again. But I've already been warned by comcast before for pirating shit and I don't want them to cut me off
>>64235426
That doesn't really makes sense at all, but here, have some Megan
>>64235439
this is a non meme dog
learn2meme
what if Sage adds the flips into his whole fighting strategy
where will the memes stop
>>64235457
Thats barely a dog smhtbqphwyf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPIjf9zUsNk
>>64235464
Yeah, you are right.
>>64235445
We're the same height and weight yet he has nearly 100+ pounds on me in squat and deadlift.
He might've been natty before, but he's definetly on juice now.
>>64235471
>talking shit to someone 3 times as big as you
don't do this lads
>Tfw Conor will never do a podcast with rogan
>>64235462
Sage might be the first guy to land a Flying Squirrel in the UFC
>>64235486
>being this weak
m8 u just gotta want it more...
>/fit/
>>64235492
why not?
Rogan's been sucking that irish dick since day one
>>64235492
>>64235503
he's gonna be too busy fighting now, plus he's in Ireland
>>64235502
I lift more than 95% of /fit/ kek.
>>64235516
i did 2x bw dead then my heart started fucking up and now i lift babyweight for high reps 8)
>8(
better than a heart attack i suppose
>>64229905
>Mendes ends up dying in the cage because the referee was Dan Miragliotta
I like you Brazil, don't ever let the 7-1 memes get you down.
>>64229905
>>64235538
What is wrong with Dan The Man anyway?
>Squeeze your nuts, it's time to speculate
Who will be the TUF 23 coaches?
What we know so far:
>both women's SW and men's LHW tryouts
>filming starts in January
>premier circa April
>nothing else
>>64235550
he's 2big
>>64235550
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3fng5x
>>64235550
Weidman vs Munoz, that's what's wrong.
>>64235557
Joanna and Claudia lad
>>64235550
Sometimes one gets the impression that he's not all there
>>64229703
Kill yourself Nigel. You are a disgrace to our shitposting flag.
>>64235683
it was racist
>>64235688
yeah, i should probably delete it.
>>64230876
Breh he's got those dead eyes like Tom Cruise.
>>64235683
>>64235688
>>64235724
>mfw
>>64231229
This is pretty fucking incredible family.
>tfw Ido Portal and mewvment is real.
>>64232313
>Bruce in outer space
>JJ being a cutie
>that asian bitch like "dayuuuum Ling Ling"
>>64232374
>Kavanagh surprised at Conor heem
Not surprise if you watch from a different angle, it's the anticipation and anxiety of BJM running in to wave the fight off.
>>64232933
Best thing that came from Strikeforce. Coker's taste in women>>>>Dana's taste in fugly surgery whores.
>>64236447
bump
>>64239247
dont die on me, damnit! (lol)
![sage2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dBFHp9R.jpg "sage2[1]")
