>Main Card (UFC Fight Pass) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Womens Straweight Main Event:
Paige VanZant (6-1-0) vs. Rose Namajunas (3-2-0)
Lightweight
Jim Miller (25-6-0) vs. Mike Chiesa (12-2-0)
Lightweight
Sage Northcutt (6-0-0) vs. Cody Pfister (12-4-1)
Middleweight
Elias Theodorou (11-0-0) vs. Thiago Santos (11-3-0)
>Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass) 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm UK
Welterweight
Tim Means def John Howard via rd 2 HEEEEEM
Welterweight
Sérgio Moraes def Omari Akhmedov via rd 3 TKO
Middleweight
Kevin Casey (9-3-0) vs. Antônio Carlos Júnior (5-1-0) ends in a No Contest (eye pokes)
Bantamweight
Aljamain Sterling def Johnny Eduardo via rd 2 Submission(Guillotine)
Welterweight
Santiago Ponzinibbio def Andreas Stahl via rd 2 TKO
Welterweight
Danny Roberts def Nathan Coy via technical submission(Traingle choke)
Featherweight
Zubaira Tukhugov def Phillipe Nover via split decision(28-29,30-27,30-27)
Womens Straweight
Kailin Curran def Emily Kagan via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
1st for TIM MEMES
TIM MEANS BEANS
What sound did Meme's fist make when it connected with Howard again?
Joanna an absolute CUTE.
CHRIS
WIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Tim means memes beans business
first for sage
I need a new stream please
Rate this card so far
>>64133651
B I N K
I
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Just a reminder that Namajunas is not correct surname , should be called Namajunaite. Don't know why are our surnames get corrupted in U.S
>>64133680
> ufc.tv
Anyone have a stream link for this event? I doubt I will find something working for the weekend event but maybe someone has something to share right now =)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUgea6yzoEI
why is he so nice bros?
STOP DOUBTING ME
THIS IS YOUR LAST INVITATION
STOP DOUBTING ME
YOUR PEAKING
I AM PEAKING
EVERYBODY IS PEAKING
>>64133598
>get home from work
>fall asleep
>miss all these finishes
>>64133689
All surnames get corrupted in the US.
>>64133680
www.ufcfightpass.com/
>>64133689
Same thing happened with pettis who's supposed to be perez
>>64133680
https://www.ufc.tv/page/fightpass
>Cody, wake up brah. It's over
when will Luke Rockhold come out as gay?
>Stop doubting me
>Only beats old brazilians
>>64133725
Best Champion
Post your cute Joanna pics and webm's chums, i need to expand my folder
>>64133712
His personality hasn't changed since then....
If Mcgregor and Northcutt lose how bad will Dana's suicide watch be?
>>64133712
Holy fuck he's weird.
>never knocked down or out
>:03 ground control given up to opponents
Fucking hell, Weidman really is a beast.
>>64133519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-42Eo6cPkg
Hold my hand, I am afraid
>>64133673
/fit/ 4chan /sp/
>>64133760
Is he still banging her lads?
>urijah instantly greeted me
T H I R S T Y
H
I
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S
Y
>>64133748
>Weidman hasn't beaten anyone
>Best win is over Bisping.
>>64133756
Kurt Cobain tier desu
What ethnicity is this?
>>64133756
Northcutt can be rebuilt, but Dana has to take it to his dad. He should go to a camp with a big cheezus guy around.
>>64133725
JOANNA LOOK OUT THERE'S AN AYY LMAO BEHIND YOU!
>>64133712
seems like he was abused or something
>>64133764
This is your one and only chance to join the team. After December 12th it'll be too late.
Sage's odds increased quite a bit in past 3 hours. Did I miss something or it's just punters being stupid?
>>64133754
>>64133760
>>64133744
>>64133673
Hey listen, imagine if he loses 3 fights in a row.
>Will Sage an hero guies?
>>64133811
so.....not at all then?
>>64133680
reddit mmastream,, found a hd one, amazing
>>64133725
Shes ugly as is, but when women do that to their eyebrows it doesn't do them any favors.
>>64133814
ALLAH AKBAH
>>64133725
what did she mean by this?
>>64133673
I don't understand how they're both in the same weight division.
>>64133744
>tfw Sage will never read and kek at your 10/10 post
>betting against weidman
dude has 200% more confidence than anyone in the game right now
his older brother made him fight his friends when he was a kid
luke is a fucking PUSSY compared to chris.
Luke is going to get man handled
>>64133837
they saw Cody at the weigh-ins
>>64133814
The right kind, bruv. Must be my inner Weed Man speaking but god damn I'd erect walls all over that bitch.
>>64133814
india
looks medium test
>>64133814
Indian/Paki/Sri-Lankan/Bangladesh
>>64133856
Can't be no hijab
>there's Chad
>Joe
>and Uriah
I'm sure TJ never helped her at all, my god TAM are butthurt as fuck about him leaving.
>get an awesome striking coach
>lots of your fighters start improving
>king manlet buttchin hates him for some reason
>part ways
>hire Martin "the king of getting slept" Kampmann
>Lose your only champion because you're a prick
I really hope the Faber TJ grudge match happens because the california toddler is gonna get shrekt.
>>64133814
poo in loo
>>64133836
>that cancerous growth on her bicep
thats karma
>>64133725
Nice to see her face has fully healed.
>>64133852
confirmed for shit taste
>>64133689
americans are literally too retarded to pronounce names.
>>64133842
I think his dad beat the shit out of him A LOT. There was something about his dad being a coke dealer and a bunch of other shit that came to light recently. I'm sure that explains a lot. If he disappoints his dad he'll probably snap and kill his father and then himself.
>>64133892
looks like a UFC EA glitch
somebody post link pls or i will have a breakdown.
It's like his father programmed him or something. Reminds me of those horror stories I hear about Chinese Olympic camps
>They even have the same haircutt
>>64133814
serbian 4sure
is the free trial of fight pass over?
fugggggggggg
>>64133837
CODY IS A MUNSTER
>>64133931
>holy shit
>play that hype-as-fuck Baldo vs Goober promo
>and now Paige Vanzant!
fucks sake, only reason I don't heem myself right now is that Edgar-Mendes is tomorrow and there might be some more heems before that
>>64133787
he got keked the fuck out
>>64133916
one week free trial at ufcfightpass.com
>>64133916
worst photoshop ever?
>>64133689
Romero isn't on this card kekboy, comeback in a month.
>>64133944
jesus christ what a hag
>>64133916
Enjoy your ban faget
>>64133837
If they swing massively it usually means the fix is in, especially for Vegas
>>64133712
autism
>>64133944
His sister looks EXACTLY like him
>>64133986
Colbey is pure
>>64133948
>the stream will begin shortly
>>64133943
http://www.ufc.tv/video/namajunas-vs-vanzant-fight-pass-prelims
>>64133888
Have you seen TJ's new Musclepharm gym? It's absolutely insane. If anyone would say no to that deal they'd be insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeStR_RZFWI
>>64133931
that would explain why he is the way he is...
He has the personality traits of someone in a cult.
you could just imagine him smiling wide eyed as he hacked into the back of someones skull with a hatchet.
>>64133957
>baldo
top kek m8
>Odds for Sage finishing Cody in under 1.5 rounds going down
Wew lads. We even have a smaller cage. Bookies literally begging to give you money.
STREAM
>>64133888
>hating Based Faber
>likes Duane "Bitches and whores get out of my gym reeeee" Ludwig
>>64133944
his father looks like a proper cunt.
So boys, best moment of the night so far? For me it had to be Moraes banging out Akhmedov
>>64134033
http://www.ufc.tv/video/namajunas-vs-vanzant-fight-pass-prelims
is the main card on yet? I am stuck on a "Thanks for watching" screen
>>64133946
God forbid, you might get interested in our men then.
can someone answer me please
is the fight pass on the ufc.tv page over ?
where do I watch the main card legally ?
Giving links out to my friends
http://livenflstream.net/ufc-fight-night.html
>>64134064
>>64134033
Wait in the one you have this always happens on fight pass cards
>>64134009
pure shit amirite
>>64134053
are you kidding that nigger just hit the floor like he was fucking DEAD
can't top that
did my stream died?
>>64134022
Great quality staff and fellow fighters there too.
Tangentially related; I have a confession to make... I'm starting to like Magny.
>>64133944
>that vicarious look
>you'll be what I never was
>or die trying, son
Has anyone else been on thsi stupid screen on Fight Pass for the last 8 minutes?
>>64134037
>get so jealous of your padawan you drive him out of the gym
Faber is a turd, TAM is dying, Chad will get blown apart by Frankie and Joe has 0 chance at a title shot, they might as well hang themselves from their door handles.
Free money train:
Sage by KO
Thug Rose by Sub
Elias by DEC
>>64133944
>Sage's dad's baby hands
anyone have an aceplayer link?
>>64133814
wow she is really pretty
>>64134110
>>64134092
see here
>>64134079
>>64133944
What's that creature at the far left?
>>64134092
stop posting it here
it's starting
>>64134092
tune in on fightpass, goof
>>64134092
idk, thats what the official stream is showing right now
>>64134110
You have to go to the next stream you dummy lmoa
Werdum does commentary on the latin UFC channel, bretty good.
>>64134053
>>64134089
But Moraes's come back was a once in history come back heem
>>64134000
Taller probably better chin too.
>>64134111
Faber didn't drive anyone out of the gym, he got lured away by a team that would literally pay him to train there
That's like some hardcore selling out mang
Reminder to train movement before you go to bed tonight
>>64134092
i have the same thing. are you on Fight Pass or some illegal stream?
>>64134073
Dana White is gonna rape your butts.
PVZ looks like some tranny from an 80s glam metal band
is armpit hair illegal
>>64134160
he got lured away by a coach that he preferred to train with
>>64133814
Ashley Kunnath
>>64134140
he normally has two dwarfs with him on the PPVs
SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING LINK I'M NOT PLAYING.
>>64134022
>Enjoy the ment Arnold spotted.
>>64134146
Were you the fella I was discussing that fight with yesterday? Feels good being about ~50% right about how the fight would go.
>>64134066
lol you really got so mad you had to crop randome stuff to make you feel better about yourself ... damn dude now i feel sry for ya... sry for making a joke
BANE?
>>64134200
He was training with him anyways, he moved to the new camp because they'd literally pay him to train there.
Jesus Christ get informed.
>>64134092
It just started.
Anyone have a HD stream? I can find many 200-400p working steams nothing hd so far...
>>64134203
here ese
http://www.ufc.tv/video/namajunas-vs-vanzant-fight-pass-prelims
>>64134203
>>>/reddit/
>>64134128
a vampire or some shit
Doesn't Tim Mean know that black lives matter?
important fightfan survey
http://strawpoll.me/6233577
>>64134140
>le moms spaguetti commentary
Funny as fuck tbqh
>>64134219
Calm down, have some hot chocolate :^)
>>64134160
Yeah man, he should have stayed loyal and made less money in a profession that will retire him before 40
>>64134203
That's fucking illegal, ya goof. You wouldn't download a car would you?
>right on joannas heels
>>64134066
mmm lads i'm in a mood for some juicy bbc right now
>>64134203
OMG GO ON FIGHT PASS AND START YOUR 7-DAY FREE TRIAL
>>64134244
i've never bought an event
>>64134244
>buying
Already bought it
Why is Namajewnas even waving the Lithuanian flag? She probably doesn't even speak Lithuanian.
>american
>holds Lithuanian flag
Why do people do this?
>>64134232
nope Duane left for Colorado so TJ had to go there as well to train with him
Sage will KO him stiff with a head kick
Screencap this
how come the illegal stream is showing two commentators, and the legal stream is just showing intros, seems like it's behind .
??? wtf
>>64134260
>tfw she will always look dirty
>>64134209
yeah, totally didn't see him finishing on the feet, thought he was more likely to get a trip and work from the top.
>>64133944
I guess he just inherited his dad's roid physique via epigenetics. don't you owe it to your future offspring to physically enhance yourself?
>>64134242
Damnit Dieter, that would've been top kek if you'd been quicker.
>>64134254
Did I say that bitch?
I'm just saying that it's silly to hate Faber for being at least a little bitter about it.
>>64134288
Because Dana said to
>>64134160
>coach makes you into a better fighter
>win the belt in dominant fashion
>kill that guy in the rematch too
vs
>lose to filthy smelly hue ape
>lose even faster to filthy smelly hue ape
>cry and throw a hissy fit that Bang is being a meanie boo hoo
>hire Martin "albino vampire" Kekmann as your striking coach
>everyone starts going backwards in progression
Yeah Fabre has it going on, he's just mad as fuck that TJ did what he couldn't do because he was willing to put his ego aside and fucking learn rather than trying boss people around like a cunt.
>>64134284
lol wtf? is she doing that for real
>>64134272
there will literally never be a card this stacked ever again buy it
>>64134270
just did brah. feels good
>>64134284
Italian americans in a nutshell
>>64133814
native english woman
possibly from manchester
>Takedown changed Hendricks for Pfister
will we see Cody get huge?
>>64134288
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7c4Y/ancestrydna-lederhosen
Anyone got that minecraft site with the HD stream?
>refresh stream because loading screen
>getting error messages now
feels bad man
>>64134284
>>64134288
United States is not a country , it's a meme coalition of states with no culture
Namajunaite is Lithuanian in spirit and just pays taxes to corporation of U.S
Santos about to BTFO all your picks.
elias pay debnts
>>64134296
/this
>>64134332
im a pirate it's a lifestyle choice will save u a lot of money
>>64134328
>hating on the Kamp man
End yourself pleb
>when you find out he don't have fight pass
>Santos vs Theodorou
Who? Why am I watching this?
>>64134328
didn't read your novel but I'm pretty sure you're just mad at Faber because he coached opposite team """"Europe""""
he's a cool dude mang
>>64134244
Ive been watchin MMA since 2008
this is the first ppv Ive ordered
>a commercial for a movie about concussions on a UFC card
>Siege the Day
>Star Bores
Thiago Santos is gonna destroy this dude.
every fight is pretty vs ugly
>>64134351
i have the minecraft site with the screamer
>>64134066
>>64134219
>>64134249
>balkans at it again
>>64134374
Fucking casuals. Fuck off.
>>64134385
corn nuts are good tho. yes i'm mexican
just put money on sage 1st rd ko
>>64134354
>lithuania talking shit about culture
Working manual labor all day and drinking all night is hardly a culture.
>>64134371
>claims to be a top tier striker
>gets heemed by a fat midget who was 3000 feet from him when he started throwing his punch
>have to resort to laying on Condit to win a fight, get ravaged in the rematch like a bum
Kampman is shit and so are you.
No Brazilians at this because they are poor as fuck
Its full of Irish
>>64134296
not unthinkable, he has decent memekicks.
>tfw donated $150 to a stream last night
>takes to long to process
>it doesnt come on stream
JUST
First for Sage "Dead in the Water" Northcutt
>>64134426
If this fight ends in anything but a stoppage I reserve the right to fondle your first-born son
how come i am seeing two women about to fight on the UFC.tv website
WTF is going on Im so fucking confused
>>64134354
>with no culture
meme stronk
>>64134434
>>64134434
>>64134434
Good lad
FIGHTPASS GETTING BTFO
ive been switching back and forth between the football game and i cant connect on xbox or the website
so, Canadian Fabio vs Favela Survivor
okay.
the ufc site won't load so I can watch my fight pass. fuckkkkkk
>>64134378
>didn't read your novel but I'm pretty sure you're just mad at Faber because he coached opposite team """"Europe""""
Nice deduction there, don't you have some emus to pay tributes to?
Faber and McGregor are both faggots, who the fuck watches TUF anymore? It's been shit since Rashad and Rampage coached it.
what if....
Northcutt loses
PVZ loses
Connor loses
will Dana have a meltdown?
>>64134443
neither is diabetes or stuffing animals inside other animals then eating it whole
Former the amazing race contestant Elias Theodoru
>>64134288
>muh heritage
it is an illness
>>64134477
That's prelims
We /maincard/ now
>tfw you'll never be as handsome as Elias
JUST
>>64134372
>when you find out he uses a closed source browser plugin to watch fight pass events
>>64134443
You are confusing us with Russians. It's mostly office labour , marrying hot chick and suicide in mid-life crisis
>>64134503
and Ronda lost for the cherry on top
>tfw Sage has never seen a hot chicks gaping asshole
>>64134498
and here I am watching for free with no problems
>>64134519
how do I /maincard/ ??? I go to the website and I dont see it anywhere, im trying to do this shit legally
Elias gonna get KO'D stiff.
Elias gonna wrestlefuck like the faggot he is
>>64134506
It's a great base for MMA
Rate me and my gril
>>64134533
>sage doesn't even know what a cum shot is
>>64133944
Google Todd Marinovich. His dad Marv trained him to be an NFL quarterback starting at 5 years old. Hopefully Sage doesn't become a head case like Todd did.
>>64134471
/co/mrade here
you /sp/ shits aren't very nice.
Heres the stream I'm watching for everyone who wants it. Works fine.
http://livesoccerrg.net/watch/stream21.html
>>64134539
>UFC
>legal
Homie, this is human cockfighting. There's no class here. Just stream it like a good boy.
>>64134525
why is this screenshot so unreasonably funny
>>64134539
it's this one
http://www.ufc.tv/video/namajunas-vs-vanzant
Are you guys retarded? Here is a link to HD stream acestream://0f7600a4b59199820c0e19bd8457b5a617c5b2cb
>toronto
>>64134504
>not eating meat layer cakes until you get the 'beetus
Stick to your entry level dark beer and boiled vegetables, O'Flannahan
>>64134354
>lithuania
Oh, we're just suppose to pretend you're relevant, right?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRRRRRRRR
>>64134534
feels good
>>64134600
it wont load
>>64134600
Thank you sir
>>64134580
I am a casual so I don't mind paying
>>64134567
>implying its not already too late
hopefully he wont kek himself
>ishygddt
most of you probably can't even name more than 3 candidates but you'll come here dishing out your uneducated opinions as fast as I made my girl orgasm last night.
MEMEKICK HEEM IN THE LAST MINUTE OF THE FIGHT
>>64134607
>But if the blood pumping through my veins could freeze,
>Like a river in Toronto,
>Then I'd bleed please,
>You said I made you feel warm, said I made you feel warm inside
>>64134567
Then Marv turned BJ into a fucking beast.
Can't argue with the man's results.
>the roid belly on this brazilian fella
>These slow ass kicks
Smdh
throwing all these kicks is going to empty the gas tank quick
>>64134612
Like when you get fucked by rice farmers starved in jungle what kind of relevancy do you think you have ?
>>64134663
>when is Vitor's due?
leg kicks sound so damn nasty, I cringe errytime
fuck this dyslexic autist spaz
MEME KICKS
Theodorou has spent this entire fucking round trying to set up meme-kicks and failing.
>>64134676
Who you got, Yoel or Jacare?
>>64134663
THE TOM PLATZ OF ABS YOU COOKIE CUTTER PORNO ADDICTED SHEEP.
what a trash fight
is he going for most kicks thrown in a round or something jesus
Elias's kicks are so fucking slow. How the fuck is he landing those?
lmao what is this retarded dancing competition?
>>64134601
one for video, one for commentary
I hope UFC market research doesn't think I signed up for fightpass to watch Vanzant and Namajajasm
>>64134706
is that a real life geodude?
santos is going to land one kick and send this handsome dude to the shadow realm
this lack of mewvement
Wouldn't it be cool if Rockhold brought his strikeforce belt to the ring when he fights Weidman
>>64134725
how do you watch acestream in vlc?
>>64134706
GOLEM GET YE GONE
I actually enjoyed that round lel.
>All these memekicks
This fucking fight...it's like it was choreographed by an 8 year old with action figures.
>>64134706
GOLEM GET YE GONE
im sorry for this fight
Elias confirmed still Theodorable.
Theodorou looks like the type of mofo that would quietly sob if he lost a fight
are you faggots seriously complaining about this fight? fuck off desu
>hue just mean mugging while rotating his roid body around the cage
>retard with the shit hair spazzing out with kek kicks and odd arm movements.
What the fuck kind of retarded shit is this?
>>64134523
FUCK
>>64134725
there might be a second audio track on the acesream stream
Why the fuck does UFC have those faggot ass gloves
>>64134749
that is acestream ya goof
what difference would it make
Who are these two fuckin scrubs? I'd heem both of them easily.
>Elias Theodorou is undefeated
YEP
All I see is stiffness.
These kicks are so slow.
This guy is an even bigger meme than Uriah Hall
forced to spinning shit
>spinning shit
>Spinning shit
kek
Somewhere Diaz is smiling
SPINNING SHIT
>>64134706
what is wrong with the man ont he left? does he have tumours in his stomach or something?
>He's already going for the spinning shit
HAHAHAHA
>>64134789
get in there m8.
>>64134503
he'd spend his fortune on hookers and coke and then off himself in a hotel room
"He's already going to his spinning shit."
Based Theodorou corner. Kek
Did he say spinny shit?
S P I N N I N G S H I T
>he's already going to spinning shit
the memes are real
>>64134777
theo door is legit bro
kick spam with grappling for backup ftw
>he's already going to his spinning shit
>>64134781
holy shit I didn't even think to check, thx m8
>>64134735
Nope, it's big Lenny the human cockroach/turtle/chocolate golem.
>>64134748
You mean the Strikeforce belt that Weidman has by lineage?
>>64134802
>>64134805
>>64134808
>>64134809
i guess we are posting spinning shit now
>>64134815
I'M GONNA
I dont know if Elias can keep up that pace if he keeps throwing kicks like that
>>64134842
>no legs
>softness all over
>giant gut
the fuck???
>>64134840
np, enjoy your malware
Elias is barely hanging on
>>64134842
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLEM
GET YE GONE!
>>64134812
you're concerned what's wrong with the man on the LEFT in this pic? in case of Lenny it's visceral fat, in case of the black guy it's just terrible zipper abs
anyone have a non dogshit stream?
>>64134883
>no legs
you kidding?
>ate so many elbows, it actually ruined his cornrows
>>64134864
He's already gassed. He threw like 50 kicks in the first round alone.
>>64134883
To be fair that is an old picture of him, he looked better this year.
His back is pretty good but the rest aside from his teeth is fucked.
>>64134883
he aint no fucking cookie cutter
Elias is such a piece of shit, good news is he wins and gets a step up in competition and gets heemed
this santos guy seems to have figured this out now
can a close fight still be a shit fight lads?
GERMAN SUPLEX
the hue lost some snot or spit
Be honest
before or after?
>>64134935
Agreed. Can't stand the guy. Actually met him, he's a cocky douche. Hope them give him Vitor next.
Is santos wearing a fucking G-STRING?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DATS A LOTTA HEART
Has there ever been an exciting Canadian fighter?
>>64134980
after you just picked a bad photo
>>64134935
This tbqh.
>>64134980
before desu senpai
>>64134980
In before people shit all over her.
>>64134980
Before all day
>>64134980
Before?
TICK
TICK
TICK
>>64134887
>malware
they better not touch my javs
>>64134988
Pics?
Elias hanging to that 0 for his life
>>64134980
after, whoever does her work did a good job
>this hendricks tier cagestalling
>>64134988
It is a steel Thai style cup you retard.
>>64134896
nah guy on the right is just roid gutted
>>64134980
During.
>>64135010
TICK
TICK
TICK
this hue looks like chris bosh
>>64134980
Before
>>64135013
nvmd wasnt santos it was Elias but now its gone
must have just been his waistband or something
looked like a legit thong at the end of the second round
>>64135019
Elias always fights like a bitch.
Elias was doing good on his feet and now hes doing SHITTY trying to wrestlefuck
A competent fighter would punish Elias for these telegraphed single legs tbqh.
OH GOD
IS HIS FACE OKAY?
PLEASE DOCTOR STOPPAGE PLEEEASEEEE
>Theo
>I will put le pace he can't handle
>He's the tired one
Not his beautiful face
DAT FUGGIN GASH
HEEM CUTTY
JUST
this johnny hendricks gameplan isnt working
JUST
BLEED
L
E
E
D
>>64135080
BLEED
the crimson mask
>>64135083
It didn't work for Hendricks, either.
HES BARELY IN IT
HANGING ON BY A THREAD
Elias is kill
>MFW whiteboy won't go down
MY PARLAY NO
ETERNAL BLEEDING
Bartosz Fabinski would fuck both these guys up
What's Theodorou's plan?
LOL THIS LONG HAIR FAGGOT IS GONNA WIN A SPLIT DECISION
>>64135041
ten seconds into vicious mma beating and kill and his limp body rolls over and gives you this face
JUST
C'MON THEO
SAVE MY PICKS
If you were on a deserted island with Theodoru's head gash and you knew no one would ever find out would you fuck it?
>>64135065
tis but a nick
>these fence grabs :\
REFBALL
>>64133598
Elias boredorough
RIP ELIAS
theo ded
ELIAS IS FUCKING RUBBING BLOOD ON SANTOS LOL
elias a shit
HOLY FUCK
ELIAS "DIAMOND CHIN" THEODOROU
>inb4 29-28 theo
ELIAS 30-29
Damn this greek motherfucker is tough as fuck
>>64135152
/heem/: Asking the hard hitting questions.
>>64135042
I think its some traditional loincloth thingy you usually see chinks wear in Kung Fu films
>inb4 Santos gets fucked by the judges
ELIAS PLEASE GO AWAY FOREVER
Marc Goddard is best ref
Elias exhausted himself with too many missed and blocked kicks in round1 :(
30-27 theodorou
Dont know how the Judges are calling this desu
could be a split
Why do white guys even try against superior blac athletes ?
29-28 to the Hue
>Rd 1 - Meme kicks
>Rd 2 - Cage hug
>Rd 3 - Barely surviving
>>64135152
lmao wow
Elias just embarrassed himself. If he wins the decision it'd be a robbery.
>>64133598
Tiago of Draw!
>>64133598
When will manlets learn
Theodorou is garbage
fucking wrestle fucks
blew is tank from the meme kicks and just held on
santos split decision
29-28 Santos
bs if theo wins desu
DAT
G A S H
A
S
H
28-29 Santos
R2 nd 3 for Santos
bros are you ready for the ubermensch
GOAT NORTHCUTT GONNA L I T E R A L L Y KILL CODY SISTER PFISTER
RIGGED
>vegas likes those undefeated fighters
>>64135209
>cotto
how do judges score mma fights
>That cut
Fuck
>spending an entire round constantly kicking without any set-up
This is a PPV?
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
JUST BLEED
>has Theodorou completely fuckin rocked
>less than 2 minutes left in close fight
>you are arguably down a round
>what would you do?
Santos throws kicks to the body
Jon Snow spent the last 10 minutes hugging
anyone have a stream plz
WE TAKIN YO WOMENS!
>>64135152
Yes. No one will ever find out, it's no big deal it's natural.
HAHAHAHHAHA
>29-27
>>64134355
>>64134355
>>64134355
>>64134355
TOLD YOU FAGGOTS
Ariel Helwani confirms Elias being rushed to the best plastic surgeon available.
ELIAS BTFO!
Extra sweet because that little fuccboi Robin Black is always sucking his dick.
TAKE THAT ELIAS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU ARE LITERALLY HUMAN GARBAGE
Perfect call.
Hope Elias is smart enough to make money on his bloody face and new scar
FUCK MY PICKS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>29-27
29-27
>29-27
29-27
>29-27
HAHA TIME FOR SAGE
PREPARE FOR THE SAGE AGE
>>64135302
SHEET
Did...did the judges just get it right? Holy shit!
>>64135280
>This is a PPV?
ehhh. not really.
TIME FOR NORTHKEK
S A G E
A
G
E
>>64135280
It's a free card, dipshit
BRING IN THE GOAT
SAGE BLESS
>>64135326
3rd round can easily be scored 10-8 you pleb
RIP All your picks you casual faggots.
You all pick based on bookie odds don't you? Even Le Odds commentator said the fight was too close.
GUYS
Sage fights next.
>tfw always pick the first fight wrong and goof myself
Why all the hate for Theodorou?
Better him to have won than a black Brazilian roidhead
how many bigs until van buuren and marijuanas
Thiago "The Canadian Smasher" Santos
Jesus that cut
>>64135330
inb4 sage gets heemed by incestrat
IT'S TIME FOR SAGE TO REK THAT LIL GENETIC DISASTER, CAN'T WAIT. I predict a 1st round TKO.
>>64135314
> must have fight pass
>>64135280
Are you actually retarded?
9-10, 10-9, 10-8
>>64135340
I know right, even an entire round of Elias holding the clinch and threatening takedowns but taking bad damage was scored right
is this bizarro world?
My picks
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
TIME FOR THE UBERMENSCH TO PROVE THEY ARE THE MASTER RACE
>>64135345
no it isnt dipshit. Only free for people that have a free trial on fightpass.
Everyone shut the fuck up. Super Sage is coming up.
>>64135361
fuck dude
>>64135355
i want to hang out with urijah real bad
Where are you predictionkuck? Only 2 people left right?
>Mfw it doesn't even matter who picked Paige or Rose
Anyone else have a shitty ass grey line running on the top of the screen on the official stream?
Did Thiago just blow everyone's picks out?
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
>>64135370
no ufc card is free senpai, the ones on TV require a subscription too
>>64135361
>>64135364
jesus thats almsot as bad as eastmans
How is sage not the main event?
>>64135386
Literally every sport is free, you just have to know how to make it free, it's pottery.
I wanna see santos heem uriah hall
>>64135364
Hue put a French accent over Elias' eye
if USADA isn't a meme Santos is going to get defeated by a drugs test
>>64135397
jsut bleed?
it looks like he is bleeding from his butthole
>>64135405
Negative.
>>64134523
>>64134778
MY PARLAY UP
hue blasted that boom bullet. thanks for the new vocab hunto
>>64135411
the fox cards are free
>>64135411
Not FOX.
I'll give Elias props for surviving, but hot damn, those take downs were so bad. Also, not a good idea to throw that many kicks in the first round if you don't have the cardio for it.
>>64135361
I take it back, I would definitely fuck that if no one ever found out.
>>64135386
I don't have fightpass and I'm watching it on TV right now
http://firstrowir.eu/watch/394438/1/watch-ufc-fight-night-80:-namajunas-vs-vanzant.html stream right here brothers
>>64135415
because he's not allowed to stay up too late
>>64133598
Sage is such a fucking queer.
MA NIGGA SAGE NORTHCUTT
>thinking sage is natty
SUPER SAYAIN SAGE
AWWW YEAH
>implying I don't want Sage to win
>implying I don't want Sage vs Khabib next
>implying I want to see some 19 year old, whose father was a major Cocaine and PED distributor, have any kind of success
He's a pampered little bitch and I think some Khabib could be the cure to that
anyone have a stream?
>>64135415
oh i dont know, maybe because hes a nobody with no UFC experience who fought an out of shape 33 year old mexican for his first fight?
>>64135444
Fox isnt free
>>64135361
*Joe Rogan voice* Wow....wow
>>64135459
potato quality for potato people
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>64135474
>>64135474
>>64135474
>>64135474
>>64135474
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
is sage a meme? is paige a meme? is this a meme night of fights? what's even happening anymore??
I loved Sage and Paige in the movie they did together.
>"the way I'm gonna beat him is: I'm gonna beat him in every area of the fight"
What are your top 3 favourite things about Sage?
>implying Cody Pfister won't be the first death in the ring
>implying Sage won't finish Cody with a spinning back kick and then immediately do a celebratory front flip
>>64135479
>khabib
>cure
kek
>>64135484
He is still main event material by looks alone.
its on balls channel in the filipines ya goofs
>>64135485
Its free here. I mean I guess you have to buy a tv still, but whatever.
>>64135361
Elîas theodoreau
>>64135511
His ability to use the internet.
>>64135465
holy shit
Who's got Frankie UD tomorrow?
>/heem/ cries like a babby about santos roiding literally a fight before they all cheer sage
>>64135522
Sure, thats what makes main events in Ultimate Fighting.
>Cody "Hide your sister before I" Fister
when is she on?
>>64135612
Not us true fight fans, Irish fag. Just the fake fight fans includnig a number of your disgusting countrymen
>>64135646
two more fights till Rose
cody needs a fucking hair brush
>Walks out to Christian Rap
>>64135292
http://livesoccerrg.net/watch/stream21.html
fister gon win
>>64135939
sage getting wrestlekeked
what a fucking joke
Round 1 - Sayin
sage cracks me up but i don't really know why
>those biceps when he's choking that gremlin
>Thanks Mister White!
>UFC Fight Pass is Awesome!
snore
>>64133944
you can see in Sage eyes that he is a robot now. The fake smile and the dead eyes
>>64136382
don't forget to Google John 3:14!
did I mention I'm just 19? And a walking science experiment?
>>64136458
He's an AD, we need PC
>>64136471
If he ever rebels and becomes human, he's gonna fall hard. Robot for life or the next Gary Coleman.