>Main Card (UFC Fight Pass) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Womens Straweight Main Event:
Paige VanZant (6-1-0) vs. Rose Namajunas (3-2-0)
Lightweight
Jim Miller (25-6-0) vs. Mike Chiesa (12-2-0)
Lightweight
Sage Northcutt (6-0-0) vs. Cody Pfister (12-4-1)
Middleweight
Elias Theodorou (11-0-0) vs. Thiago Santos (11-3-0)
>Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass) 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm UK
Welterweight
John Howard (23-11-0) vs. Tim Means (24-7-1)
Welterweight
Omari Akhmedov (15-2-0) vs. Sérgio Moraes (9-2-0)
Middleweight
Kevin Casey (9-3-0) vs. Antônio Carlos Júnior (5-1-0) ends in a No Contest (eye pokes)
Bantamweight
Aljamain Sterling def Johnny Eduardo via rd 2 Submission(Guillotine)
Welterweight
Santiago Ponzinibbio def Andreas Stahl via rd 2 TKO
Welterweight
Danny Roberts def Nathan Coy via technical submission(Traingle choke)
Featherweight
Zubaira Tukhugov def Phillipe Nover via split decision(28-29,30-27,30-27)
Womens Straweight
Kailin Curran def Emily Kagan via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
what the fuck did I just watch
Just tuned in,
Did Sage win?
Joanna and Claudia are coaching TUF...
>sport
>MMA
pick one
new champ soon lads
First for spaghetti
>>64131429
wait what
1st for best Rose is Rose with a pony tail in a gi.
>>64131412
drew blood with that eye poke tbf
>>64131431
kek
>>64131431
Is there a more handsome fighter?
>1 post late
>>64131412
is that spencer pratt?
>>64131476
Elias
>>64131429
Is it all women?
>>64131476
none.
This has to be the sexiest fight in UFC history between him and Weidman
Are you ready for the GOAT to compete?
SISTER PFISTER AKA THE NEXT HOLLY HOLM GET THAT MONEY YUNG BLUD
Still need a webm of the poke
>>64131428
she is definitely on some drugs, i look like that when on molly
>>64131431
He's getting violently heemed by the Chris, it will make the Silva fights look like a tea party,
WHEN PAIGE'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
Sage goes in all fields
>>64131501
what?
Elias is way better looking than Weidman. So is Machida.
>>64131504
is this kid always on some shit?
he always looks spaced out
can someone please post that webm of the UFC ring girl twerking on that sleeping guy
why the fuck do eye pokes still happen? just never let fighters extend their fingers ever, threaten to penalize them anytime they do
>>64131004
This one is most depressing to me
>obese guys
>fat guy Ross Clifton (one punching) is dead
>trained by Dan Quinn
>in bum fuck promotion KOTC
>other opponent was some guy
>clearly didn't want to be there
>is running away when he realized being punched hurt
>wants out but isn't going to be let out
>this reebok ad
Its as if they have no clue who actually watches the ufc.
.__.
>>64131431
Wake up Luke
It is all over
>>64131476
jouban, elias,
Who is your favorite lesser known fighter /heem/?
Mine is Joseph "The Ho Bag" Bochenek.
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Joseph-Bochenek-832
This is what swagger looks like
>Aldo Silva
sexy black guy, wish he would violate my girlfriend
>>64131476
conor is underrated imo
>>64131555
just change the gloves into the pride ones
>>64131526
It's at the top of this thread
stagnaetn
>>64131549
HGH and stanozolol my man
>>64131526
It's unironically the webm in the OP.
>>64131504
>>64131504
>>64131504
THOSE LEGS
>NOT ON ROIDS
But dad siad it's cereal guise!
>>64131560
you could see the blood when he was talking to his cornermen after the ref stopped it.
gross
>>64131590
Honestly, the index and middle finger should be gloves, one big gloved finger.
Nobody ever gets poked with the ring/pinkie fingers. If it happened after that, you'd know it was intentional. Literally every eye poke is with the index or middle finger.
Where's the stream lads?
>>64131504
>only 155lbs
>>64131556
j-jesus christ ;_;
>>64131618
>taking a siesta on leg day
smdh espagne
Rose is going to fuck up Page so hard.
Molested part hispanic monster vs little blond girl
>>64131424
not yet. At least another bong before he fights.
>>64131610
HGH injections via spinal tap from the time he was six tbqh family
He looks like a super soldier project
Swagger - Family - Power
>>64131555
UFC won't ever give a shit until a big star loses an eye and mainstreams news picks it up
>>64131590
Makes grappling harder fampai
>>64131590
What's different about pride's gloves?
>chadonthedecks.mp3
>>64131618
I bet his dad is a humongous cunt.
>>64131565
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Kenneth-Allen-13050
lads which guy should i root for? my wife's son really loves that pfister guy
>>64131429
>the #1 and #2 athletes in the world need a reality show to promote their competition
>>64131641
>Shaub literally impregnated a girl he found on instagram
>>64131661
and the cycle of abuse continues :-(
Money
MMA
Movement
Memes
Deez are tings that motivate me. That's it.
>>64131685
They are like Karate gloves, you simply have to really try to open your hand.
>>64131565
Scott Holtzman. He's my friend's step brother.
>>64131697
He's a known Steroids and Cocaine dealer
>>64131428
did they fuck?
>>64131565
Volk Han masterrace reporting.
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Magomedkhan-Gamzatkhanov-1468
wtf is taking so long? did the black guy go blind or something
>>64131476
Elias and Alan Jouban are of a higher test than Weidman and Rockhold. I mean shit Jouban is a Versace model. They're both not championship caliber tho
WHAT'S THE SONG THAT'S PLAYING
>>64131556
That's the double rainbow guy
>>64131770
darude - sandstorm
>>64131565
>All them submission losses
Does he train BJJ ever?
>>64131565
Andrew Richardson
lads what if 4chan goes down saturday night
>>64131770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLeCB7Kn-VE
>>64131794
Get raped
>>64131617
>Submission(Punches)
>>64131817
I'll just have 2 tabs open instead of 3.
r/mma is pretty based
>>64131817
Easy. Post on reddit.
>>64131763
jouban <3
>male model
>loves to brawl
>>64131817
im gonna fucking snap
probably the biggest event in UFC history and i need to be on here with heem
WHAT?
>>64131751
>dat Arianna profile
No wonder she's depressed. She looks like she has goiter.
>>64131817
Just post in the reddit thread :')
>>64131817
We'll be forced to actually watch the between fight hooplah
>this dance
Oh holy fuck
>>64131849
you can tap to strikes, its super duper confusion i know buddy.
> those ebin dance moves
>>64131865
>>64131851
Pathetic.
His walkout song is the "Happy" song? smdh..
>dat dance
I gotta root for him hes too happy
I like this guy, I hope he submits the allah slavbar
>bursts into memes right at the walk in
who wants to rub their penis on rose's shaved head?
why are bald/ shaved heads on women so rare in porn anyway?
>>64131865
Not even once senpai
Who /RAISING HELL/ here?
This >mewvment entrance.
Moraes time?
>>64131870
>im about to break
is Sergio Moraes autistic?
A lot of similarities between Will Grier's dad and Sage Northcutt's dad.
>tfw you'll never be unknowingly pumped with HGH during your development years and forced to do karate or be an elite QB because your dad doesn't care enough
>>64131893
trying to take the smiley meme away from Sam Alvey
>>64131927
shaved heads on women is gross
>>64131943
>MMGAY
>>64131715
GOAT gloves
>using frank mirs shitty kanye walkout song
literally why
>Dagestan
That's a wrap senpai
>>64131751
who is that chick on the left? I find her strangely arousing.
who /nogasinthetank/ here
Who you got, /heem/?
Russia stronk or the Huezillian?
>>64132007
who /pirate/ here
mods officially on girl pics now. watch out friends.
>>64131983
only if you're a bitch
>>64131565
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Bartosz-Fabinski-87101
unironically this guy tb.h, I've never seen someone wrestle-fuck as hard and as well
>yfw Conor crocodile walks to the cage
is every russian fighter who fights in the ufc a russian national champion of something?
>>64132007
The eye poke wasn't nearly as bad, he just gave up cause he was tired
>>64131979
>that finger he throws into the air at 8 seconds
tyrone my chum please stop caving my head in
is this another muslim russian?
>>64132026
Russia round 1
Northcutt round 1 as well
>>64131927
I'm sure lesbian porn that is actually aimed at lesbians has plenty of shaved heads.
>rub your penis on Rose's shaved head
when my g/f shaved her head for kicks I tried that. Feels good man
>>64132007
>He took him in to deep water and he drowned him
>>64132026
Dagestan stronk!
>>64132026
Russian Rage over the Smiling Hue.
>>64131979
my favorite part of this webm is when Alvey is trying to get away from Doomsday and he throws up his hand and it looks like a "now see here!" motion until he gets punched out again.
>>64131983
Faggot
>>64131983
Faggot
>>64131751
no unfortunately, you can see vanessa deny her eye contact
why Wikipedia is kill
>>64131983
Faggot
>>64132047
>>64132089
>>64132101
only fags like dyke haircuts on women
>>64131955
Are Big Dogs becoming a meme?
>>64132134
Faggot
fuck I wish they would at least just let these guys wear their own custom shorts. This Reebok shit is so generic.
>>64131983
Faggot
>>64131983
Faggot
>>64132060
who you got, nigger or mudslime?
>>64132129
Because you didn't donate.
>>64131983
A man that prefers penis over vagina
>>64132129
no is kill
>>64132149
Big Dogs were a meme before "meme" was a thing
>>64131983
>>64132134
Faggot
HEEM DROPPY
HEEEYYYY
HEEM ALMOST SLEEPY
>>64132164
nigger, muslims are a total cancer to civilization
>>64132156
Why the fuck is Mac and Me sitting behind Cub?
>Are you coming to my party, Anon?
10-9 russia
stream pls
>>64132156
At least let the fighters choose different colors. This white/black shit is so bland.
>>64132232
why so i can stare at the floor awkwardly?
>>64132222
>that flat nose
What's wrong with your FACE??
knockdown gets him a 10-9
stay strong moraes
>>64132222
nice get
>>64132239
findminecraft.com/heemstream
>>64132239
check reddit family
>>64132232
How much to get in?
>>64132284
great quality thanks
>>64132071
not even being cheeky, but I would heem Rogan so hard
>>64132232
I-I have plans that night
>>64132284
thanks potato
>>64132234
Should be 10-8. I wish MMA would do 10-8 rounds if a person gets dropped and doesn't get back in the fight.
cmon on i need heems i gotta get up early for work tommorow!
why do the ruskie muslims always look like neanderthal apes?
>>64132284
plz stahp famine-bro
>>64132284
oh fuck ya, my other one was starting to get shitty
>dagestani karate
>huezilian bombs
>>64132322
>>64132300
nice dubs
>>64131881
Why is that webm so fucking sexy?
>>64132325
That's more or less the updated criteria for 10-8s actually
Overhand right is the only damn punch you see in 80% of all mma matches
>>64132232
Y-you too...
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>64132284
Had to higher the volume, apart from that perfect stream
>>64132089
>>64132101
>>64132132
>>64132152
>>64132158
>>64132159
>>64132190
I see the /r/mma faggot squad is here to defend social justice for all terrible hair styles
>>64132349
Because your brain believes she is looking at you
which ring card slut 2016 calendar should i buy
>>64132239
Dana.com/thatsillegalbud
>>64132284
I literally had a seizure
>>64132393
Fuck off potato. There is nothing gay about licking a woman's shaved head while you softly tug her feminine penis.
>>64131457
how is it possible to be that much taller and muscular than someone but weigh the same? i understand cutting weight but doesnt cody cut as well?
>>64132355
its the last thing every Swedish fighter ever sees
>>64132393
>ireland
why am i surprised you gay marriege enablers defending a fag
Hue stole the round
>>64132419
Dana White
Do you think tomorrow's card will be at least decent? This is fucking atrocious.
>>64132434
There's an entire science behind cutting. Some people cut much better than others naturally, as well.
>>64132353
I have yet to see it it scored that way though.
>>64132355
why are you complaining Sven? when a juicy overhand right land its one of the most satisfying heems to watch in mma. Hendo's knockout on Bisbing is one of the funniest things ever.
>>64132445
no one its a shitty fight
>>64132419
> calendar
up your game, son
>>64132433
>>64132439
>wants women to look like men
>calls others fags
I bet you only watch MMA to jack off
>>64132466
its prelims you cunt
This fight is shiiiiiiiiiit
how can they fix eyepoking lads?
https://streamable.com/5cse
pride gloves?
>>64132445
Hard to call, depends on how the judges feel about the tightness of the guillotine's lock.
>>64132473
Yeah sadly :(
>>64132476
shit striking desu, just let me see that juicy striking in conor vs aldo
>>64132329
That's what mix of Slavic and Turkic genes does to you.
>>64132498
Damage resistant contacts. I'd design them but I don't need any more money.
what would kuk thomas say about this fight?
>>undefined
RARE
>>64132544
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>64131983
Faggot
>>64132544
hey faggot I have /heem/ open in another tab while I watch with my son. Keep it PG please
HEEM FUCKING SLEEPY
MY GOD
Wut
OH SHIT HEEM SLEEPY
wat
HEEM
E
E
M
heard they were remaking this with an all-white cast called "my wife's kids"
>>64132544
is that Kylie?
HEEMED
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM
heem dreamy
WOOOW NO MORE ALLAHU AKBAR TONIGHT
OH MY GOSH WHAT A BOOM BLAST
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMM
MORAES MORAES MORAES MORAES MORAES MORAES MORAES MORAES
JIUJITSU POAUNCH
HEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEPYYYYYYYYY
LE DANCING MAN
>>64132485
>Doesn't fap to fights
>Does't want to rub their dick on the head of a shamed woman and havin their little hairs ticklick your john
you wanna know how i know you a casual?
sigh another stinker.
ALLAH AHKBAR
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEM SLEEPY
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
why didn't he just do that in the begining
Dat straight is gonna end Conor's night too
>>64132604
good heem desu
See what happens when they use the smaller cage? Non stop finishes all night.
>want to broadcast bad company 2 on twitch for a bit
>want to watch UFC with heem
FUCK
>>64132583
ya 4chan just spazzed out, reload page
SLEPT
checking to see if 4hcan is down
>>64132325
when will rin nakai be back?
hottest ufc girl desu
Early stoppage, 2bh
>>64132480
my gawd, i need them all
did he just beat a Jackson dagestani?
Early. Russian was going for the single leg
Good flurry, but that was a fucking shit stoppage. When he fell, he immediately dug the underhook in and rolled to the leg. He wasn't even close to being out.
>>64132476
Amen to that
SPICY BANGERS
P
I
C
Y
Great showing by the hue
Hoping he sets the tone for the main card
>>64132639
no one wants to watch a cankek play a 5 year old game
Does anyone have the predictions for this event?
Heem deady
>>64132626
dat straight left is gonna end Aldo's career tho
MAYWEATHER WHERE U AT FGT?!
this brazilian translator looks like a bitch. he got bitch face
>>64132574
What the fuck were you thinking?
>>64132682
CHURRASCOOOOOOO
>>64132583
It's time
>>64132470
>naturally
/snacks&hoez/
is portuguese the most annoying and gross language on earth?
>>64132677
That was fucked up bro, I wasn't out.
>>64132651
She's literally like 5'1" tall and has a super broad build. She's like a dwarf in real life.
>>64132699
he busy counting his money
>>64132703
He would heem you faggot
>>64132574
You should call his dad and have him come pick him up.
F I X E D
I
X
E
D
Shit stoppage
NOTHING HITS HARDER THAN LIFE
WHO /DIRTYBIRD/ HERE
>>64132677
Please stop. Don't remind me. I see him every day at the gym, he's such a nice guy. It hurts.
>>64132734
it's right up there with arabic
Asian poster here, but Mods banned me from my computer so now I'm posting from my phone to let you know. Even though I was posting a UFC fighter Rin Nakai, the autistic mods still banned anyways.
Didn't think it was possible, but mods here are worse than plebbit mods. C
>>64132734
second only to Ebonics
TIM MEMES
>>64132765
Cantonese is pretty silly, too
Le angry black man up next
HEY BUDDY
>tfw northkeks GF
>tfw you remember Pendred got robbed in the Howard fight
>>64132789
You were posting that shit on a blue board bro, I feel for you but it's your own fault.
Sage Northcut is the most obnoxious mother fucker in the UFC
>>64132755
hit me right in the feels
who /beckynorthcutt/ here?
>>64132734
French
It's like spitting phlegm is a part of the language.
Would you a Becky Northcutt?
Is anyone as strangely happy as Northcutt?
LISTEN if you want to make some SERIOUS MONEY. Currently the odds are 900+ for ROSE NAMAJUNAS BY TKO. This is what is going to occur. I saw it revealed to me in a prophetic dream. I already bet $700 on this method of victory and am gonna win a massive $6300.
PLEASE LISTEN IF YOU WANT TO WIN!!!
I'll continue to post this to ensure as many of you make money as possible and will post this again after the inevitable happens.
>you are now aware that Sage is legally not allowed to have a celebratory beer after he heems the sister pfister
imagine being Sage
imagine being a top-tier athlete
imagine being rich
imagine having god-tier genetics
imagine fucking prime bella thorne
imagine being able to beat up 99.99% of the worlds population
imagine being able to fuck any woman you want
damn it must be fun to be Sage
>houstan texas plaza
>looks exactly the same as canadian plazas
fucking north america
WHEN CODY'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
>>64132763
so is Niklas still competing these days? Hard to believe that was only a year ago.
>>64132762
Santos
Northcutt
Chisea
Rose
>>64132763
You train at allstars? How's the sparring there? I heard rumors about you people going 100% in sparring
What kind of meme flip does Sage do tonight when he beats Pfister?
I don't respect any man that doesn't outright heem cathal pendred
FUCK JOHN HOWARD
TIM "MEMES" MEANS VS RON "LE ANGRY BLACK MAN" HOWARD
>>64132829
what do you think his mental age is?
>>64132829
he seems genuinely nice. i tried to hate him when he beat that mexican dude up but then he did that flip
pfister is going to get rekt so hard jesus christ
>>64132839
I would not
>>64132829
How so?
>>64132845
>the unfree land of USA
Why is Cody Pfisters fight nickname so shit?
"The Fist"
He had so much potential.
>>64132848
Imagine being me
Imagine being able to heem every in this thread
>Rockhold talking shit about based Serra-Longo
I was hoping for a competitive back and forth fight with Weidman winning. Now I hope the Chris Andersons his ass into the earth.
>>64132877
>thinking you can still get picks in
We hype train now
you used to call me on my _______
did that guy just say sage " isn't really allowed to use the internet"
>NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE INTERNET
Literal Christfag
>>64132877
>this guy
>sage northcutt isn't allowed to use the internet
hahaha wtf, how?
>Sage isn't allowed to use the internet
I bet he'd get grounded for a week if he did.
Sage not really allowed to use the internet?
Sage is not allowed to use the internet.
How did Pfister get into the UFC with that dyel body?
>Sage isn't allowed to use the internet
That pretty much explains everything
wait, did they say sage isn't allowed to use the internet?
>he's not allowed go on the internet
>>64132871
kawaii
> NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE INTERNET
>>64132848
>Check out Sage's wiki page.
Apparently he is also a petroleum engineering major.
>>64132886
5 years old, tops. He has the personality of someone who has never seen the real world. He's been coddled his entire life.
>>64132881
ohh boy i can't wait for the meme flips
>Sage not allowed to use the internet
>>64132881
>mfw he blows out a knee fucking around with flips
Is ayone else creeped out by Rockhold after seeing him on embeded? I never knew much about him but the way he behaved in the videos made him seem like a fucking looney
>>64132909
Except me, because I would heem you.
>>64132933
wait what the fuck
sauce?
>>64132829
>Does a vacuum pose for his tale of the tape picture
Dude is a grade a fuck nugget, but he's a talented fuck nugget who doesn't talk shit like a certain pube faced lucky charm guardian.
all memes aside, is sage literally autistic?
>>64132848
imagine not being allowed to use the internet
>>64132949
>>64132950
>>64132959
Yes because he needs to focus on his training.
>>64132886
12. He's been shielded from everything.
Sage Northcutt has a twitter account though. And like, smartphones and shit. Wtf. something tell me he usin internet on the sly tho
>>64132936
Fuck off I'm trump and I do what I want loser.
>imagine being nortroid
>imagine using roids
>imagine not being allowed to use the internet
>ever
>>64132972
hes so touchy with everybody. i hate people like that
>>64132848
At least Im allowed to use the internet
Sage confirmed for Butters
>>64132950
>>64132949
>>64132948
>>64132944
>>64132943
>>64132940
>>64132939
>>64132934
>>64132933
>yfw you realize you could have sage body if you quit /heem/ forever
>>64132939
>>64132940
>>64132943
>>64132944
>>64132948
>>64132949
>>64132950
>>64132959
the amount of people that just went >internet etc. etc.
>Sage not allowed to use the internet
>All these salty crackers mad at Sage cause he's achieved more at 19 than they will in 2 life times.
>>64132992
He's kind of crazy stupid desu.
>not allowed to use the internet
no wonder he's a fucking beast
![Quot+can+i+have+medium+in+a+large+cup+quot+_d8689242f74730ae1aa2bb89d46ed0e1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lq6MvV5.jpg "Quot+can+i+have+medium+in+a+large+cup+quot+ d8689242f74730ae1aa2bb89d46ed0e1[1]")
>walking out draped in an american flag when your opponent is american
The internet turns you into a fucking loser
of course hes not allowed.
>not allowed to use the internet
>got into one of the most prestigious engineering universities
christ this kid really does have it all
he said internet on tv but it's not tv it's the internet
>lemme see ur nuts dude
>>64133012
Where would I post dank heemes?
>>64133015
>>64133012
>>64133011
the amount of people that just went >>641329XX etc. etc.
>>64133037
because it's his country's flag
>>64132940
>>64132939
his dad controls everything that goes into his mind to
>>64132952
Moraes is a free spirit in a world of caged emotions
Marc Goddard checkin the D before the fight.
>Lel he can't use the internet
Some of you have been on this weaboo website since you were 12 and are now grown men. What have you achieved? Seriously. Go ahead and list your accomplishments....
>>64133037
it's an american thing
>>64133000
I've seen him on vine, as well. I bet Sage is just goofin' with the announcers.
Can Tim Howard win this fight?
>>64133059
/fit/
I'M SLIPPIN, I'M FALLIN, I CAN'T GET UP
>>64132855
He competed at Battle of Botnia 2 weeks ago. Finished his opponent in the 1st by RNC. He's improving.
>>64132878
Yeah. The sparring on Mondays are definitely too hard. It depends on who you spar with but most of the guys are brawlers that swing mindlessly. Also, Andreas never pair people up properly, there have been several times where a guy on Alex's level spars a scrub for 5 minutes and shits all over him. It's stupid. We have technical sparring on Wednesdays and Thursdays which I prefer a lot more.
>>64133086
>giant penis
>fukt ur mum
>PhD
Ariel Helwani is the only real mma journalist. The rest are just fat white fanboys.
>>64133086
i created numerous famous memes
I wish I was never allowed to use the internet
I wonder if Sage is allowed to watch R rated movies ?
>>64133108
WAN WAN
Y'ALL GON MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND
UP IN HERE
UP IN HERE
In a way I guess up the Ra has always meant be yourself. It's truly unapologetic, it's truly Irish. When a lad comes over to you and says that you can't drink in a field, you tell him "UP THE RA". When your teacher tells you that you'll never pass your leaving cert you tell her "UP THE RA". When the bouncer says you're too drunk to get in you go fucking tell him "UP THE RA". All you're doing is being yourself, being Irish. You know what lad? Up the fucking Ra.
>not allowed to use the internet in case he searches for steroids and realizes his dad has been pumping full of them for years now
>not allowed to use the internet because that's fucking illegal Sage.
I wouldn't be surprised if Sage had a few dead hookers in his crawlspace.
>>64133086
dank memes
>>64133100
What a hippie queer. I hope he gets heem'd and then animals run into the cage and eat all his flesh.
doomsday beat the literal GOAT, ez win for him
What if Sage did something horrible when he was younger so that's why he's not allowed to use the internet anymore?
Like invite a pedophile to their house.
I wonder if his parents at least let him watch porn
>>64133149
>needing hookers when you have the devotion of your mother and sister
>>64133160
I think thats actually a soccer player.
>That flying knee
fuck what happened
>>64133194
Even gayer.
LE GO OF THE FENCE
>>64133181
no sir
>>64133118
Too bad, but I guess that's what happens when a gym gets a big name attached to it. Cant learn shit from hard sparring
>>64133176
Im picturing this and I cant stop laughing, but then you realize it would explain why he fights
>>64133193
nigga he probably has to dodge pussy being thrown at him every day
>>64133181
They just give him a steady supply of grade A loli's tp keep him satisfied
I just started coming to this thread from /mlb/ and came here for the McGregor fight. Is this all a joke? I mean honestly you guys go on about Joe Rogan who isn't even a fighter. He's a commentator. Some stupid podcasts with some comedian and Schaub (I remember watching him on TUF when MMA was on fire). An MMA journalist people dislike for whatever reason. When you watch a game no one talks about Joe Buck. No one in /NFL/ does that. Then you go on about their personalities and diets and how you are stronger and tougher than them.Posters threatening other posters with assault. Why you should be on whoever's team and how you aren't invited because there aren't any invitations. Now I see people discussing which ring girls are hotter. It's bizarre.
means is getting punched in the head a lot
>post yfw you realise that sage is actually natty and that he just has incredibly high test because he's never once jerked off in his life
Cubber cubber, motherfuckers
>>64133250
He fucked Bella Thorne. He's probably had his dick in tons of top shelf pussy, fuck the internet, give me the pussy and memeflips any day.
>>64133176
if that is true oh my fuck
>>64133243
"Hey dude, like whats up!? You wanna chill at my place? You seem like real cool dude haha."
>>64133235
It's gotten a lot better the past week though. Ever since Andreas got suspended for banging Makwans girl the other coaches have taken over and everything's running a lot smoother.
>>64133282
That body is literally no possible natty
>>64133277
Is this OC?
>>64133276
/tv/ pls go
you guys think Rockhold is going to be throwing some pretty heavy meme kicks tomorrow?
>>64133277
I bet I could take you down
>>64133277
>When you watch a game no one talks about Joe Buck
Literally bullshit.
gassin 25/8
Dbol 'slin and Sage have the same physique
>>64133314
His sister is so ugly
>>64133176
>Like invite a pedophile to their house.
you mean like his dad?
Great fight here lads.
take it easy on the wiki, guys
>>64133337
he has like soulless eyes
like a baby great white shark
Means got memed. 1st round to Doomsday
>>64133320
he'll try but Conor is too quick
>>64133277
>clownshoes tho
a raging new meme emerges.
>>64133339
Take that back, you swine
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Tim mean's corner is shit
Howard won that
HEEM DED
HEEM FUCKING SLEEEEEEEEEEEEPY
>>64133339
You have SHIT taste.
TIM MEMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HEEM DEAD
HEEM FUCKING SLEEPY
HEEEEEEEMM
HEEEM DEAD
EXECUTED
HEEM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SLEEEEPY
KILLED
HES FUCKING KILLED
KILLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
HEEEEEEM DED
>>64133385
she looks like she has a masculine penis
>>64133389
DEAD AS FUCK
>>64133385
looks like a tranny
SLEEPPYYY
THAT WAS FUCKING RACIST
BOYCOTT THE UFC
#BLACKLIVESMATTER
C
U
C
K
E
D
MEMES BUSINESS
SOUL CRUSHING
>>64133385
>>64133385
>>64133385
High grade tranny tier
>All them take downs then he gets KO'D stiff.
>Tim Means business
What did he mean by this?
THIS CARD SO FAR!
WHAT A COUNTER
HEEEEEEM
bink
>lanklets fighting smaller men because they're too scared to fight guys their own size
I hope guys like Means and Roop end up with ass cancer.
With that said.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HOLY FUCK
Nigger heeem
Legit heem
We the dirtiest of birds now
goodnight sweet prince
>>64133385
THATS A MAN...BABY
>>64133277
delicious pasta
FATALITY
>tfw all these heems on the fuckin undercard of the undercard
>fight with girlfriend for last 40 minutes on Skype
>turn on the stream praying I didn't miss anything
>get to see Doomsday get knocked the fuck out just in the nick of time
Boys, it's time for a beer.
B I N K
I
N
K
REVERSE KEK
THANK YOU BASED TIM MEMES
Why are women headlining cards now, they're so bad, I could beat either rose or paige and no one gives a fuck bout me.
>>64133380
Fucking hell thats impressive
>>64133452
5'7 and 71 in reach literally the 2 bantamweights fighters had the same stats
Boxing > Wrestling
TIM MEMES
MAYWEATHER WHERE U AT?
R I P
ITS ALMOST SAGE TIME!
that doctor is that bitch that was annoying rory after he lost
>>64133478
>>64133447
it's the smaller octagon
Fucking Tim Memes man
Get bink'd howard
>>64133452
>literally Conor in every way.
John Howard is officially a gatekeeper
>>64133544
Tim "Dirty Bink" Memes
>>64133502
Because you're not a qtp2t.
>>64133527
>women and manlet friendly sized octagon
>prelims are good
>main card will be shit
you know its true
WHERE U AT MAYWEATHER?
STREAM? firstrow and stream2watch aren't even fucking showing it.
Reminder that Albuquerque is the GOAT MMA state.
>>64133519
no chin
>>64133479
>your gf on her way to Tyrone and the dindus
>about to get reamed and heemed
>enjoy that beer bro
I think theres a dark side to sage lads
>>64133519
>The Durty Burd Memes
Cute. CUTE!
>>64133555
fuckin hell lad
>joanna is still shy as the champ
Anyone have the video where Sage's dad says he isn't allowed to use the internet?
>>64133314
>>64133339
A threesome would be perfect here
Joanna champ
Chiesa vs Jim Miller is tonight?
wow pretty good match up
>>64133479
Right now she's getting her pussy heem'd by a guy that looks like Doomsday. Just letting you know.
>>64133571
>Implying Albuquerque is a state.
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>64133598
>>64133598
>>64133598
>>64133598
>>64133598
NEW THREAD
JOEANA YOANDJAYJICK
>>64133578
>dont talk to the opposite sex rule
I approve of this.
>>64133606
>>64133577
Fellas, that would solve more problems than it would create.
Tim means business
>>64133519
> arms up after KO
what's that pose called again?
Very noice
>>64133578
>Believing bitches
>>64133578
He's not gonna be a swede journeyman
>>64133519
>doin' the schaub
>stylin on these fools
>>64133555
muh dick
>>64133565
findminecraft.com/ufcfightpassdec10
>>64133565
but they are, senpai
kek, bet no one thought sage would win that round
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