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OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 80: VANZANT VS NAMAJUNAS THREAD #2 EUROPEAN GRAPPLING EDITION


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>Main Card (UFC Fight Pass) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3am UK

5 Round Womens Straweight Main Event:
Paige VanZant (6-1-0) vs. Rose Namajunas (3-2-0)

Lightweight
Jim Miller (25-6-0) vs. Mike Chiesa (12-2-0)

Lightweight
Sage Northcutt (6-0-0) vs. Cody Pfister (12-4-1)

Middleweight
Elias Theodorou (11-0-0) vs. Thiago Santos (11-3-0)


>Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass) 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm UK

Welterweight
John Howard (23-11-0) vs. Tim Means (24-7-1)

Welterweight
Omari Akhmedov (15-2-0) vs. Sérgio Moraes (9-2-0)

Middleweight
Kevin Casey (9-3-0) vs. Antônio Carlos Júnior (5-1-0)

Bantamweight
Aljamain Sterling (11-0-0) vs. Johnny Eduardo (27-9-0)

Welterweight
Santiago Ponzinibbio (20-3-0) vs. Andreas Stahl (9-1-0)

Welterweight
Danny Roberts def Nathan Coy via technical submission(Traingle choke)

Featherweight
Zubaira Tukhugov def Phillipe Nover via split decision(28-29,30-27,30-27)

Womens Straweight
Kailin Curran def Emily Kagan via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
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1st for BASED ENGLISH BRO
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first for vanzant
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Reposting

Question /heem/

Should Frankie drop to 135 if he wins the 145 belt?

First ever potential 3 weight champ
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benis
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Beer or tea?
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>>64129496
he's losing to chad

this has already been thoroughly broken down by fight analysts
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>>64129510
coffee
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>>64129496
he is gonna get heemed by chad in the 3rd
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>>64129520

>he's losing to chad

How he's Chad but much better
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>>64129539
This.
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9th for Swedish MMA fans
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>>64129541
>he didn't watch heavy hands
>he didn't listen to zane simon
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>>64129537

>1:00 a.m

>drinking coffee
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>>64129520
nah goof shit aint happening. Chad "muh power" Mendes is gonna get smacked the fuck up and then can't take done based Frankie.
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mewvment
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>>64129496
>if he wins the 145 belt?

lol what
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>>64129520
>he's losing to chad

Lal you wish.
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Damn, i'm nervous as fuck right now.
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I saw Joe Rogan at a grocery store in Las Vegas the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Protein Bars in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>64129574

What's the issue?
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>>64129586

Stahl in second
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>>64129510

SYRUP, OFFICIAL DRINK OF /heem/.
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Why don't more people use the flag banners?
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>>64129560
What would you wish for?
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these fights are fucking terrible
>3 more hours before northcutt
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memes and heems incoming
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>>64129592
wow what a prick. I used to like this guy too.
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I'm on the team, but I'm really worried for Weidman.
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>>64129520
>losing to chad

That's what they should call the /r9k/ documentary.
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the fuck happened to taima?
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Herb Bless
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>sweden getting keked by a black guy again
will it stop ever
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>>64129622
Keep going these are all being screencapped
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come on whitey
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>>64129523
She's coked up.
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>>64129630
Fuck Herb
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Is Stahl gonna get swedekeked?
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Swedes have to start leaving Sweden and joining better camps.

jesus
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>>64129630
ufc 189 herb would have stopped the fight by now
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Ponz has better tats honestly
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>>64129611

a nice aul pint
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>That guy trying to use a keysi fight method/crazy monkey defense method of keeping the palms of his hands on the top of his head and fighting from that position
Topkek.
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>>64129663
jesus christ does he ever try a different hair style?
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>>64129510
Whiskey in tea
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What 2 fighters active or retired would make the best commentary team?
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>>64129639
wat
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>>64129663
/fit/ vs /r9k/
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>>64129597
There's no chance of that happening unless he hires someone to murder Aldo / Conrad / Mendes
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>>64129601
Official theme:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wsoMVxtKlGM
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Swedes literally cannot fight
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>>64129681
he has literally had the same hairstyle since he was a child
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SWEDEN YES

nah for real though why is this punk bitch in my octagon
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>>64129687

Aldo and Conor are both moving to 155 after there fight

The division if wide open

It'll be Edgar vs Holloway for the belt
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>>64129684
Youre a moron who doesnt understand how sports commentary works.

Do us a favor and dont post anymore.
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HEEM SLEEPY
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>>64129665
topkeked
>ftfy
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>>64129650


yupp he sure is
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>Ponzinibbio

I like this dude, good victory.
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HEEM SLEEPY!
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H E E M

E

E

M
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ded
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HEEEEEM SLEEEEPY
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Sheeeeeit.
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MESSI
MESSI
MESSI
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ahahaha what a fuckin c uck
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another shitty fight jesus christ
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>>64129697
>you
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what stream we in brehs?
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>>64129719
jesus christ your mommy and daddy really spoiled you as a child didn't they?

You're not special. Get over it. I will keep posting brah
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>sweden
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HEEM SLEEPY
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SVEDKA

C
U
C
K
E
D
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That wasn't a fight. That was an execution.
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no fucking wonder I never heard of him. How did he make it into the UFC?
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HEEM
E
E
M
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>>64129746

I was right.
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fucking great striking there, what a performance
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>>64129745
>Another shitty fight
>two heems in a row
lets play find the faggot
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>tko
isn't that a knockout??
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>>64129600
FUCK YOU POTATO FUCK MCGREGOR IS GOING DOWN FAGGOT
HEEEEEEEEM
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Pressed that nigga's "Off" button.
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>>64129748
ufc fight pass pvz vs japamnumez
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>>64129762
>getting c-keked multiple times in one sport

why haven't you heemed yourself, senpai?
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>Swedes losing to Argentines
>Swedes in charge of not losing to black men.
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>>64129766
:^)
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>>64129762
you have "refugees" to take care of sven, go do that
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More diversity in his strikes says Brian Stann
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S L E E P Y
kek's gonna kek. Go home and slurp some muzzie cock sven
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You guys think Anik has action on every fight?

fucker is obsessed with betting odds

it's the only insightful thing he provides
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>>64129782
Nah guy wasn't out, just obviously rocked and covered up. Ref stepped in to prevent unnecessary damage
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>>64129762


Your lad Stahl looked big 'n strong but he had the weirdest standup.

I mean sponsor your lads with a plane ticket to Holland or something, its only an hour away.
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ts41.gameservers.com:9185
get in
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>>64129806
sikkunt brah
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>>64129782
I think Stahl was technically still awake, just waiting to receive his semen ration
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>>64129663
Why does Northcutt look like a real-life Tidus?
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>>64129781
We're on 4chan bro it won't be hard
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I would like to thank my chim
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at least he tried god bless him
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>>64129797

Fuck off casual.
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>>64129820
He is not white, don't bully us please.
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I want to be the spanish translator for the ufc, dude literaly gets paid for nothing
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>le sweden memes
/pol/ please go
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damn lads. the internet at my school is a hundred times faster than the one at my house. I'm honestly contemplating going to school on Saturday just for the fight.
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>>64129839
Ill delete your chin if you say that again
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Was that numa numa?
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Jesus Christ

You didn't win an Oscar, dude.
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>>64129686
/fit/ is more like pfister desu

sage is /hm/
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>>64129786

wow I was only kidding, i really didn't know
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>>64129827
i see you deano
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AM SACK VON UDO :DDDDD
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>>64129845
>spanish
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>>64129861
NO FAT CHICKS
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>tfw wrestled with rose namajunas before she road pat barry's dick to the ufc
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>>64129845
He also speaks portugese
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Anglos don't understand the feeling of only having one guy in a sport from your country and watching him win.
You don't know that feeling.
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>>64129853
Pretty cool that you set up internet in your shed Nikolas
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>>64129845
>tfw literally speak 5 languages fluently
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cmon Eduardo earn me some coins!
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heem
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>>64129857
Whatever you decide, please keep us updated. I won't be able to enjoy the fights on Saturday unless I am assured you have a sufficient internet connection.
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Woah they're giving Paige that Ronda push
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>>64129663
does the guy on the right even lift? damn skinny fats.
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>>64129878
>he doesn't like /high-test/ girls
you seem lost friend
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>>64129883

>What is Messi
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>>64129853


for sure stop getting cücked tho
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>Edgar vs Mendes on Fox Sports 1
>Dos Anjos vs Cerrone 2 is going to be on Fox for free, with JDS vs Overeem to boot

Pretty based, both events should pull in lots of views
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>>64129879

Proof?
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why 'danza kuduro' to leave? Please die argenzilian
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All these Paige promos are gonna be awkward when she gets subed by thug rose
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>>64129829
Tidus don't have a prominent and imposing chin
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I literally cannot look at Paige without smiling
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>>64129915
If muslims don't believe in god there, why do they still wear ninja outfits?
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Nothing would make me happier than Rose going out there and subbing Paige early in the 1st.
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>"no one wil ever make me give up"
this bitch is getting tapped tonight
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>>64129909
I meaned MMA.
Yeah, we pretty much dominate in everything else, like a real white country does.
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>>64129871
/fit/
>Pfister
Where is his neck?
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>>64129893
PONZI
PONZI
PONZI
NIBBIIOOOO
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>>64129829
HA HA HA HA HA
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Thug Rose please win I'm tired of seeing Vanzant's face
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>>64129905

Yeah man he lifts
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Do most of you have fightpass? I have had it for a few months, hopefully they have more of these live events.
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>>64129909
Messi is shit. He has more gear in his system than a steampunk cosplayer.
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"And when she gets on top of you, absolutely relentless."

L-Lewd...
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>>64129943
READY TO NIGHT NIGHT NIGGA
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>tfw this is only the start of the /heemocaust/ weekend
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>>64129951
Yes, we're all real fight fans here.
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>>64129925
>doesn't
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>>64129871
>>64129940
>>64129950
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>>64129907
cant spell /heem/ without /hm/
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>>64129950
LOL Dana is looking at him like he snuck in there and replaced Sage's real opponent
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>>64129950
The 5'11 6'0 meme would fit so well here fuck
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>>64129947
>he doesn't want an all-aryan UFC champions

Might as well be Sweden with this attitude.
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does Sweden have ANY good fighters, and dont say Gustafson, he has been c.ucked more times than I care to remeber
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>>64129915
>We're not a thirdworld country m8

not yet but very very soon
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>>64129943
good shit
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Fugg this is a huge fight
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>>64129523
Arianna? looks like she wants to be anywhere else. Doesn't this bitch get paid to stand there and smile?
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Important poll

http://strawpoll.me/6232894
http://strawpoll.me/6232894
http://strawpoll.me/6232894
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>>64129952
finally somebody posting actually qt asians rather than deviantfilipinotrash as asians.
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Who /sterling/ here
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>>64129987
Gustafsson is a good fighter.
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>>64129952
gibsmedat IShampooMyPubes
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>5th ranked fighter is on the prelims of a fight night
>the city of Bantamweight
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HUUUUEEE
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>>64129966
ERRBODY GO NIGHT NIGHT NIGGA
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>>64129915
>No one believes in god here, not even the muslims
keep telling that to yourself
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>>64130012
lol all he does is get fucked by superniggers
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>that chain
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>>64130012
4u
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>>64129915
>No one believes in god here, not even the muslims

hahhahahahahhhahahahahhhahaaaa
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>>64130012
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>>64129933
Then get redy to be happy cause that's whats gonna happen
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>>64130018
i didn't even know he was ranked that high i guess that's the problem
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>FUNKMASTER

What would your nick name be?
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>>64129973
I gotcha. Its fashionable. That must be why the Swedish women have taken a liking to it.
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Is this on tv?
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DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH
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I love the bantamweight division. So many exciting fighters.
>>
>>
That retarded song full of airhorns
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>>64130044
>tfw stream is 1 minute behind
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>>64130074
it's on fightpass - ufc.tv

You can get a 1 week free trial ..
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Remember that fight night in Sweden where all the Swedish fighters got KO'd? Its just what they do I guess
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>>64130055
dat game is fucking awesome
>TFW NJJing aliens all day every day

>>64130060
Dangerous.
My names initials are also RAD
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>>64130074
sure, if you have a Chromecast it is...
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>that chain

trump is your only hope america
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any real ass nigga got a stream for me?
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lol Brazil is about to get destroyed
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>>64130042
Where are all these good light heavyweight/heavyweight white americans?

MMA was made because white americans couldnt do shit in boxing
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>>64130012
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Cody gonna pfister sages northcunt
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LETS PUNCHA HOLE IN HIS FUCKEN CHEST
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>>64130060
Santiago Ponzinibbio
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>>64130092

Top kek at how he charges at him
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>>64130042
Yeah but he fucks them up too. Made Jones' face look 200% nigger after. Gave DC his toughest fight behind the Jones one. Beat Jimi.
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Sterling is going to get heem'd

Cap this
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>>64130089
Wow , how hilarous
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>>64130060
"Beastin' 26/9"
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baby face vs meth face
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>>64130060

The King of /heem/.
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Feels good being a real fight fan. I got UFC fightpass so all I need now is some official UFC reebok gear.
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>dat purple suit
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>>64130114

Stfu
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>>64130001
Watching this while listening to Sterling's walkout song is pretty great.
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>>64129920
I have none. I rolled with her in Milwaukee. I remember being really impressed with how good she was for being a grill and I had kind of a crush on her. We trained at different gyms though. She's a qt but she's kind of ghetto.
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>>64130137
But he lost
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Is Aljamain a tipical USA name?
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>>64130107
Is it available for roku?
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>>64129984

>Irish
>Aryan

Literally niggers but white on accident
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>>64130160
>triggered

back to your safespace
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>>64130156
Kek
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>>64130156

>he doesn't already own a hotdog brander
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>>64130188
Most popular boy name of 2015
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>>64130188

2nd behind Michael actually
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>>64130163
>asian
>giant tits

fake
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OBLIQUE KICKS
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>>64130188
for households with purple drank in the fridge, yes
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>>64130012
gus davidson is pretty good at getting K UKC ED
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>>64130200
>>64130200

Back to /pol/ fagget. Why are you even here? You literally have 0 good fighters.
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I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of my countrymen getting heemd left and right. It hurts too much.
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>>64130121
Sven's got a point here
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>>64130122

Reminder that Daron Cruickshank did gay porn
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>>64130001
source dude
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>>64130156
i would unironically buy a ufc christmass jumper
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>sterling is ranked higher than Almedia

nah senpai
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>>64130240
lmao
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That leg kick. Hot damn. Foreshadowing of what will be happening to Conor.

These Brazilians will kick you like a soccer ball.
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>>64130247
Lorde copycat
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>he's a meme kicker
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>>64130195
m8, you do know the Irish and English are pretty much identical genetically?
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>>64130222
Hey mane what the fuck?
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>>64130067
id fuck the shit out of the nosering gijab girl, omfg she looks perfect
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>>64130060
the big guy for you
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>>64130276
So are orangutans and humans your point?
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>>64130246
what the fugg
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>>64130001
unbelievably ugly
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>>64130246
WAT
>>
post your walkout music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWbSRhKv5W4
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This feels like one of the old Hard Rock Hotel cards where there's 26 people in the audience.
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>>64130233
>triggering intensifies

fighting is for the unintelligent
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PUNCH A FUCKING HOLE IN HIS CHEST
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>>64130246
>even the gay websites censor his cock

someone explain
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stream pls. dont even want to sign up for the week free trial. i cant help but think the ufc still somehow going to fuck me over
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Fuck Brian Stann can't stand that faggot
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>>64130345
It's not that big. They did him a favor.
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>>64130305
>Puerto Rico is a United States territory located in the northeastern Caribbean
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YOU KNOW WHATS NEXT

THAT WORLD TITLE IS NEXT
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>>64130163
ok I need sauce on that
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>>64130318
Never heard of that guy. Mines. Sums me up so the audience can connect with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQsTX0jLOOs
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>>64130296
2bh, its easier to look perfect when 95% percent of your body is covered up.
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>>64130349
http://firstrowne.eu/watch/394440/1/watch-ufc-fight-night-80:-vanzant-vs-namajunas,-preliminairies-.html
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DUDE ODDS LMAO
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>>64130349
Vipbox
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Do you think Longo/Serra keep a belt on the gym wall representing Serra's WW championship, or just Wiedman's?
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Almost halfway there
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>you will never have based longo and serra in your corner
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>>64130395
>Mines

found the nog
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Ronda would kill both these chumps
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>>64130354

>not liking a Silver-Star-winning war hero and former Light Heavyweight WEC champ that cleans up well and provides good analysis during fights

You jealous, Bro?
>>
>>64130376
DANA DANA

60 GEES BABY
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>>64130407

-600 FAVORITE LMAO
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>>64130358

Evidence shows that Farook was already planning an attack before he met his wife. That's probably why he was looking for a wife in Saudi Arabia in the first place.
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awful fight. Sterling is nothing but meme kicks and takedowns
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Anyone with a stream?!?
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>kick
>kick
>circle
>kick
>kick
>takedown
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DUDE PRELIMS LMAO
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>>64130377
Tigerr Benson. She's fucking nasty, I just got done watching her piss and I only masturbated once.
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>>64130473
they were bad at basketball
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ITS AN ELBOW FIGHT
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Body kick spam by Sterling, I like it
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>>64130477
Is there a way in hell hes natty?
>>
what if Pfister actually wins
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>>64130094
Anyone know what song Eduardo walked out to?
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HEEEM TAPPY
>>
HEEM TAPPY
>>
DUDE KARATE KICKS LMAO
>>
HEEM TAPPY
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>>64130507
dude he will win. watch his last fight, he's a monster
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>>64130504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlZJt-J_Tyc

Drug tested 4 times b4 the fight
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Is hating Brian Stann considered treason in America?
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heem tapperooo
>>
fuck that was gnarly
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Sterling fights like miniature Jon Jones
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rekt
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Yay the black guy won :D
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>The funkmaster delivers
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>>64130507
Then I'll be happy and Dana will be put back on suicide watch
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>>64130504
I still cant understand how hes 155 and looks like that at that height
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HEEM CHOKEY
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why did he tap??? he barely even started, fucking pussy
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>>64130477
>even his armpits have muscles
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GOD DAMN

what a dank choke
>>
Based Serra/Longo camp does it again
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>>64130542
he isnt even american
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HEEM TAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
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bravo
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>>64130475
They should have known he was up to no good, the guy was the leader of the Nation of Domination.
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>>64130540


>drug tests paid for byt the UFC


lad...
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>>64130476
>you
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>>64130562
Sterling has nasty front chokes. He even said he planned on finishing this fight with one. He has that locked in deeply.
>>
>>64130542
Outside of backwoods shit towns no one gives a shit about people who join the military
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>>64130550
>hits women and snorts coke

that's racist
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what the fuck
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>Calling out Mayweather
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>>64130566
Yeah I thought he was going to turn it into a peruvian necktie or something like that but instead he just stood up with Eduardo locked in, gnarly as fuarg
>>
>put guy in a geeyo

>he doesn't tap

>fine I'm takin dis head wit me den
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>>64130296
First blacks and now muslims? Zero respect left for you Croatia.
>>
what the fuck did he just say?
>>
HES CALLING OUT MAYWEATHER LEL
>>
SERRA LONGO BABY!
>>
What the fuck is he even saying?
>>
>>64130579

I mean I'm a strong believer that Dana let's top contenders slide since they bring in the top fights.
>>
Really cooning it up there, Sterling.
>>
>>64130593

Yeah I guess.

I'm just a keyboard warrior anyway lel

I bet 200 on the weidman show, hope he comes through
>>
FOR ALL THE GOOFS THAT WILL ASK
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/7/25/9038307/ufc-fighter-aljamain-sterling-choke-out-floyd-mayweather-girlfriend-boxing-mma
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Shut the fuck up Sterling
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what a dumb nigger
>>
Tfw no Mobile friendly stream
If only at least VLC bro was online
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>>64129977
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appropriate nickname 2bqh
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>>64129477
How can everyone watch a sport filled with white americans that got ran out of boxing?
>>
mayweather where u at
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WE'RE LOOKIN FOR LIMBS
WE'RE LOOKIN FOR NECKS
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>Mayweather

What?
>>
who /HUMAN ANACONDA/ here?
>>
AY SORRY TO CUSS BUT FUCK A FUCKING BITCH FUCK I CHAMP FUCK BABY
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>>64130639
LEL
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aw fuck I just missed the first few fights. I really wanted to see Sterling
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This Sterling guy
>>
Based Sterling
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>>64130540
they now test based on appearance, I guess wada finds his physique a bit suspicious as well.
>>
he's from Long Island what did you expect
>>
>>64130639
W E W
>>
>>64130639
top kek
>>
lol at the crack nigga
>>
>>64130646
>high test asian

how???
>>
This is embarrassing. It's literally WWE at this point. Listen to that mumbling fucking retard try and string together some PR memes for his UFC character.
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who fanzant here?
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>>64130627
>>64130623
He's hyping himself like McGoober does since Dana White only cares about fighters who do all the work and promote themselves
>>
>>64130504
He has trained since child.
>>
>>64130646
Who is this demon of semen?
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>>64130594
found the terrorist
>>64130646
this high test alpha male gets it
>>
Almeida gets no cheers and they switch the camera so fast
>>
>ufc fighters so desperate for money they are calling out mayweather
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>>64130639
Imagine if Pfister's head was your penis.
>>
>biggest fight of the year

is it bigger than Holm/Rousey?
>>
>>64130701
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Weidman is next baby!!!!

#AndStill

>>64130699

Are you retarded? Isn't that how Conor promoted himself? By talking lots of shit and you're mad when other people try and do it?
>>
>>64130701

ughhh my dick

why is she so kawaii
>>
I wanna see Sterling and Almeida do a 5 round main event on Fox. Winner of that fights Faber for a shot at the winner of Dillashaw/Cruz
>>
EEERRAAA
>>
>>64130699
So I'm assuming you won't be tuning in the McGregor's PPV on Saturday?
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>>64130732
Yes if you're a fight fan, no if you're a casual
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>WWE post fight interview
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YOU NO WATS NEXT

DAT WURLD TITLE IS NEXT
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This card has been shit so far. Hopefully Saturday delivers.
>>
who real fight fan here 3 days of fights
>>
look into moi eye lidl man
>>
>>64130712
>normal height

The appeal of Asian women is that they're bite-sized.
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WHATCHA LOOKING AT?

YOU BRAZILIAN BITCH
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uwah~
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YA LIDDLE BRAZILIAN BITCH
>>
>>64130660
violet fucking beauregarde walking in the background
>>
>>64130755
Sterling gets heemed the fuck out in rd 1
>>
>>64130775
Obviously everyone in the thread you coke leaf eating Llama.
>>
I CAN GO ALL FOOKIN DAY JOE ALL FOOKIN DAY
>>
>people who thought chad would beat mcgregor because "muh murican wrastler"
>>
>>64130658
lmao

just put a cheeky tenner on him desu
>>
who /literallyonlyhereforsage/ here?
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>>64130745
>Are you retarded? Isn't that how Conor promoted himself? By talking lots of shit and you're mad when other people try and do it?

No, you're retarded.

I never said McGregor/Rousey/Chael weren't all the same.

>It's literally WWE at this point.
>UFC character.
>>
>>64130731
no, i don't want to
>>
>Cara de Sapato

Best nickname
>>
>>64130701
CUT YOUR HAIR OFF YOU FILTHY WHORE
>>
>>64130810

He got put on his ass 4 times
>>
>>64130621
im actually from bosnia but whatever, i have a thing for hot girls in hijabs
>>
>>64130755
Almeida would get wrestlefucked
>>
>>64130775
real fightfan here, even gonna order ufc 194 (will order on the day just incase someone pulls out with injury)
>>
I thought higher weights got top billing?
>>
This fight is gonna be shit
>>
>>64130820

literally signed up for fightpass just to watch my boy sage murk cody

seriously what if sage comes out with a spinning back kick and just breaks cody's neck

first death in the UFC coming tonight boys
>>
>>64130763
Only to see him get killed.

If he doesn't, then Aldo threw the fight for money.
>>
>>64130861
It's the McGregor era lad
>>
E L I T E
M U E V M E N T
>>
>>64130823

So you're blaming people following a formula for success?
>>
>>64130861
That's the way it's supposed to be but the UFC has no integrity or standards.
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>>64130797
>>
>>64130820
>not being excited for based tim means
>>
>>64130873
turn off proxy pls Angus
>>
>Kevin Casey

how the fuck is this guy still in the UFC?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc2N2TiKI3o
>>
>>64130841
too bad it was a fight and not a gay sex contest for chad. real men fight with fists
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Dan Quinn is going to fuck up Sage tonight.
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>Inglewood, CA

Isn't that like a really, really ghetto place?
>>
>>64130873
>Only to see him get killed.

If you support anything McGregor related, you have literally forfeited your right to complain about mandrama
>>
>>64130718
haha wtf man, look at that roid chin, he's like 5 years old has a chin the size of my shoe
>>
>>64130889
Why are the bottoms of negroids hands and feet white?
>>
I'm from the future

Kevin Casey wins
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>>64130824
DO IT.
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>>64130932
because they were on all fours when God painted them1!!
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Why is the UFC so racist guys?
>>
15 hard rounds? Damn son.
>>
>>64130913
Inglewood's always up to no good, dawg
>>
>>64130913
Some parts are, some aren't. The worst places are definitely ghetto. Crip territory.
>>
>>64130904
lel isnt he the preacher that owns two cadillacs?
>>
>>64130820
>>64130870
I also signed up for fightpass to see Sage destroy some Can
>>
His father in law Muhammad Ali did i hear that right?
>>
>>64130932
it's from stomping and slapping white people
>>
I'd bet my fucking life against Kevin Casey

this guy has no business being in the UFC
>>
>>64130911
>cecil peoples
>Dan Quinn
>random fat white dude losing to Dan Quinn

Is this the most depressing MMA picture of all time?
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>>64130904
>>
>>64130887
When the formula is so pathetic, yes.

Anyone impressed by McGregor/Rousey etc's banter is a mewling cabbage.
>>
>>64130911
Is that a rare Cecil?
>>
>>64130966
I'd love to see Kailin fight Hill
>>
>>64130810
It amazes me that people still refuse to take him seriously. If he didnt act the way he dose and promot himself, but had all the same fights exactly the same way, every one would be his biggest fan. But just because the guy talks some trash suddenly faggots have to get all uppity because "HURR DUUR I'm a REAL fan!"
>>
>>64130966
She doesnt share the qtness that Kailin has.
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>>64130913
Not as bad as Täby and other no-go zoners are now.
>>
>>64131010
my sides
>>
>>64131009
Is that woman on uppers or what?
>>
>>64131010
kek
>>
>>64130988
Now's your chance my man. Heem yourself on live stream if Kevin wins, and upload it to Worldstar after. No need to kill yourself.
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>>64130966
>>
Huezillians walkout music?
>>
>>64130841
he goowt buuuuwchaaaad from duh bottum
>>
>>64130962
and why do white people have a black anus?
cos the fresh painted black guy fucked them

heard the joke from a swedish guy
>>
>>64131013
you're fucking tuning in to his fight for fucks sake lol
>>
>>64131021
and over saturation
>>
>>64130966

What are you on about? She's kinda right, she fought women in the top 10 and lost. Kinda unfair to just cut her straight away after 3 fights.
>>
>>64130904

what's that white guy doing?
>>
>>64131021
hello reddit
>>
>>64131074
deal
>>
>>64130954
>tfw starting the marathon
>needed 3 beer and some whiskey to get through episode one
>episode 2
>forgot to buy more beer
>only one can
>just want to get it over
>>
>>64130841
he gout buwchad from duh bottuuum
>>
I GOT THE NEXT THREAD BOYS, FRESH RHYMES
>>
>>64131100
>black anus
Proof that slavs are not white people
>>
is that that boxing ref that always helps floyd out?
>>
Day Jon Jones-esque eye poke
>>
HEEM STOPPY
>>
what the fuck
>>
What a shit card
>>
NICE FIGHT HAHAH
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>>64131130
W... What the fuck happens now?
>>
IM LEGALLY BLIND
>>
>refpunch
>>
HEEM POKEY
>>
quickest ufc finish ever?
>>
REFBALL
>>
>>64130904

can that white guy officially be a /heem/ meme now?
>>
wow what a fucking waste of time
>>
>>64131148
bleaching your anus doesn't make you white argentinabro kek
>>
UFC is fucking retarded, why dont they use the pride gloves?
>>
>>64130951
>>64130951
>>64130951

HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?

HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>
HEEM POKEY
>>
who let jon jones in

>still not using pride gloves
>>
>>64131106
So?

I'm not supporting it. I'm not paying for it. I'm barely invested in it. Just like Rousey, I know they're both just PR hot air.
>>
>"MY EYES"
>>
>>64131190

Poke your eye out, kid.
>>
JESUS CHRIST FUCK OFF RATNER YOU SENILE FUCK
>>
Was that the GOAT eyepoke?
>>
way to go, shoeface
>>
>>64131201
I never claimed whiteness Haseem
>>
HEEM WEEPY
>>
GET THAT NEXT THREAD BASED AMERI OR BRIT BROS

HURRY BEFORE THE AUTISTIC CANADIAKEK SHITPOSTS A POTTERY THREAD
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>>64131214
its a no contest
>>
>Kevin Cantsee
>>
does anyone elses eyes water when someone gets poked like that?
>>
there is even blood coming out of his eye
>>
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>>64131212
"Branding" and Dana White and his owners the Frittata brothers refusing to admit they are ever wrong with anything.
>>
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>>64131237
That was never part of the deal
>>
anyone else hate how they have to turn up their brightness setting every time a nignog fights?
>>
Heem Blindy
>>
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
>>
HEEM POKEY
>>
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>>64131255
keked 2bh
>>
>>64131255
lmao
>>
which ring sluts 2016 calendar should i buy
>>
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MOM'S SPAGHETTI!
>>
i can see his eye so why can't he see out of it?

i think he's just a pussy
>>
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Almost there Heem.
>>
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>NO CONTEST EYEPOKE

>MOMS SPAGHETTI RIGHT BEFORE COMMERCIAL BREAK

MY FUCKING SIDES
>>
PALMS WEAK
MOMS SWEATY
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>>64131255
Kek
>>
Rose confirmed better than Kobe
>>
>>64131276
based bro keep posting big tittied asians
>>
>>64131261
I've had several eye injuries thanks to boxing, it is fucking horrible, really the worst shit
>>
>>64131279
>shit contrast TV
I tought europeans had money.
>>
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>Mfw Aldo vs. Conor ends the same way as this fight
>>
>>64131125
Her being on the roster in the first place was a gift, she had one fight going into TUF. She has less experience and knowledge than 99% of the SW's. Going to Invicta for a few years is the best thing for her.
>>
>>64131250
DUDE

WHY
>>
Can I get a Webm of the poke I missed it
>>
Why does Rose dog move in slow motion?
>>
Is Rose one of those people who legally needs to have a dog around so she doesn't have panic attacks?
>>
>>64131315
Did you not see the blood leaking from his eye?
>>
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD


>>64131391
>>64131391
>>64131391
>>64131391
>>64131391

NEW THREAD
>>
>>64131405
not sure, they moved on pretty quickly
where my webms
>>
Another ISIS fight coming up
>>
God I hope Rose gets her bald head dribbled across the canvas. That being said I am hoping for some top tier cornering by Pat like last time. That was some funny shit.
>>
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>>64131255
lel
>>
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>>64131398
probably lol, see is pretty qt but she is definitely damaged goods
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>>64131375

Laughed too hard at this
>>
>>64131519
Any girl who shaves her head is unstable.
>>
>>
>>64130477

Firstrowsports nigga
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