>Main Card (UFC Fight Pass) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Womens Straweight Main Event:
Paige VanZant (6-1-0) vs. Rose Namajunas (3-2-0)
Lightweight
Jim Miller (25-6-0) vs. Mike Chiesa (12-2-0)
Lightweight
Sage Northcutt (6-0-0) vs. Cody Pfister (12-4-1)
Middleweight
Thiago Santos def Elias Theodorou via unanimous decision(29-28,29-27,29-27)
>Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass) 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm UK
Welterweight
Tim Means def John Howard via rd 2 HEEEEEM
Welterweight
Sérgio Moraes def Omari Akhmedov via rd 3 TKO
Middleweight
Kevin Casey (9-3-0) vs. Antônio Carlos Júnior (5-1-0) ends in a No Contest (eye pokes)
Bantamweight
Aljamain Sterling def Johnny Eduardo via rd 2 Submission(Guillotine)
Welterweight
Santiago Ponzinibbio def Andreas Stahl via rd 2 TKO
Welterweight
Danny Roberts def Nathan Coy via technical submission(Traingle choke)
Featherweight
Zubaira Tukhugov def Phillipe Nover via split decision(28-29,30-27,30-27)
Womens Straweight
Kailin Curran def Emily Kagan via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
Only 2 decisions out of 9 fights, pretty good so far
Please God make Sage lose so this nightmare will be over.
R O G A N B O Y S
sage win incoming
WHO /BUTTERY BREAD/ HERE
3 NIGHTS IN A ROW OF THIS LADS
First for meme fighters getting BTFO
is anyone else like 90% sure sage northcutt is a terminator
5th post
IT'S SAGE NORTHGOAT TIME
>implying Cody Pfister won't be the first death in the ring
>implying Sage won't finish Cody with a spinning back kick and then immediately do a celebratory front flip
CODIUS PFISTOS
>>64135517
Sage won't lose for at least 5 years.
But he'll still only be 24. (3 years younger than you)
>>64135537
fuck off with this shitty meme
so we all agree Edgar took a dive right?
#TeamPfister
Fuck Sage
Fuck PVZ
Fuck Ronda
Fuck Conor
>>64135543
He's a Mormon make.
saged and thread hidden
>>64135537
goddamn
wanna go grab one but dnt wanna miss anything
hope its open past 9pm
Sister Pfister looks like Jon Voight
>>64135474
Elîas theodoreau
there are people here right now who think rose is going to win
>>64135543
lmao niiiiiice
>>64135543
nigga was made in a lab
>>64135561
If Cody Pfister only had one leg he'd be Cody Pfistorious
>I'm not impressed with his chin
he's a fucking crescent moon from the side
>>64135588
If you cagefight the Pfist
You'll get your brain turned to mist
>>64135537
>not biscuits
For shame, canada. For shame.
>>64135537
/butterybread/
/syrup/
/sage/
GOAT /heem/ lineup.
literally how not surprised will you be when we find out that Sage is juiced as heck?
>>64135592
Wowza. Looks like we get an angry minority here.
Where is dana bro goofin' all the bad picks?
>>64135537
I SEE DA /snacks/ BUT WHERE DA HOEZ MY BASED CANADABRO?
cant wait til we see cody drop elbows on Sage's stupid face
>>64135474
HEY GUISE! DID CODY FISTHER? DID HE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AMIRITE? GUISE?
>>64135605
Rose is a scrub among scrubs. I feel kinda bad for her, but then I remember that she's dating Pat Barry, and that's probably fun.
what song is Sage going to walk out to?
>>64135604
Perfect.
Cody literally has no chance.
None whatseover. He's getting heemed in the 1st round.
>>64135621
>eyes that dilated
hes on some shit
>>64135620
hah
>All this Sage talk
Please read the 4chan FAQ, guys.
"sage-bombing" or announcing that you've saged a thread may result in a ban.
Shut up Rogan you fucking lying scum
Please /heem/ gods, let Sage get Pfisted.
Also even though he's a giant nerd I like translator bro, he does good so we can understand the hues.
>>Cody "Hide your sister before I" Fister
>>64135621
look at that HGH facial structure
jesus christ the kid was roided up to timbucktoo and back
>>64135627
i wish niggers didn't have internet
LIGHTS OUT
>>64135621
jaw of the gods
sage reminds my of zyzz.
>Tony Hawk entrance
>>64135648
Pfister? I just met 'er!!!
>CODY PFISTER HAS WORLD CLASS WRESTLING MIKE
>THE MOST DANGEROUS THREAT SAGE HAS FACED YET
>>64135648
pfister? he just met her
Sage = egas + victory/v = VEGAS
??? RIGGED
there is no holes in my theory
>>64135605
rose and sage , you heard it here first
cody scared as fuck hahaha
they actually made Cody highlights
prospects on suicide watch
>>64135621
Holy shit Sage Northcutt confirmed for Moonman
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ks4Yvz0xZM
SAGE IS FINISHED
cody will tko sage. trust me i predict these things
>>64135625
Naw nigga we bout that bread
Why does UFC feel so amateur , what can Dana do to make it look like these are PRO's who trained all their life and not just 2-3 yeas off the street?
>>64135656
Why Can't We Be Friends
A LOT OF QUESTION ARE ABOUT TO BE ANSWERED JOE!
>>64135702
lol he tried to get in the octagon before they applied vasiline to his eyebrows
he's fucking terrified
>>64135694
>>64135698
you dirty dogs!
>>64135680
>The implication
Stay upset faggot.
Cody "My only experience is mucking about with my big bro in the backyard while Sage was winning Karate world tournaments" Pfister
>Sage stole Bensons intro song
What a fuck
>>64135676
underated post la
Bendo via wrestlefuck tbhfam
Reminder that Pfister has NEVER, EVER beaten a UFC-level fighter. I have $10k on Sage at -700 and I'll take that easy money all day.
how do you get signed by the ufc without going to a gym
Hope this faggot gets aids
Cody looks nervous as shit
Sage is gonna bomp this dude into the next dimension
>stealing Benson Henderson's walkout song
Sage's song?
MY GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
nice choice Sage :)
Benson Hendersonesque is his walkout song, Joe.
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
>>64135749
>10k
No you don't.
BENDO BENDO BENDO S-SAGE!?
>>64135627
is this a cheap way to get high or just tasty stuff?
i don't get it
>>64135745
MMA LAB CONFIRMED
hype incoming
why do the refs make the fighters hug their team first
Chad Thundercock vs Meth Lab
>a by product of a lifetime's worth of work
Yeah, no. I'm pretty sure his Dad hooked him up with some of them PEDs that he was dealing for years.
Cody seriously looks like a wimp about to get his ass beat
Sage 1st round TKO.
H E E M
E
E
M
>just woke up to see the start of the relevant fights
is there a better feeling?
who /pfister/ here
if sage wins then god is real
>>64135789
Pretty expensive honestly. It's just comfy and tasty as fuck.
Just put my rent on Sage. He needs to win.
>inb4 Bendo runs into the octagon and hits Sage with a chair
>>64135537
>not Cane's
You should be ashamed Canada, you can't even steal the right fried chicken restaurants.
HEY HEEM WHATCHA THINGKEN BOUT
>inb4 Sage knocks him out with a sidekick
>one is ripped
>other is a DYEL
>same weight
>>64135719
This is a fight night ya fuckin goof, half of them are new talent
A W E S O M E G O D
Cody wins by ko first round pfisting
Calling it here
JESUS WILL CARRY YOU TO VICTORY CHRISTIAN SUPER SAGE
this will be over in 40 seconds
sage has a shit tier reach ;ads
>>64135718
>bread and fries sides to a fried chicken bucket
how do u want ur cholesterol levels fäm?
omfg so hype for sage
BRUCE LEE REINCARNATED
>>64135789
There's painkillers in the syrup, it's codeine syrup. Then black people mix it with sprite and vodka and hope for the best
>>64135830
thingken of flips
anyone else actually worried for pfisters literal life
"fister"
That blonde guy is definately on steroids , why do they let him in his competition has no chance
>>64135827
>THROUGH CHRIST I CAN CHAIRSHOT ALL MUTANT FREAKS
>CAN I GET AN AMEN?
They keep finding people at Kimbo's bbqs for Sage to fight.
Where can I find a stream fightpass wouldnt aceept my card senpaitachi
This is like Steve Rogers before and after the super soldier formula
>Bendo mysteriously calls out fighter after beating Jorge
>Sage has stolen Bendo's song
>implying Bendo wasn't calling out Sage
#gethype
>Cody "The Fister" Phister
>not Cody "Ima" Phister
WRESTLEFUCKED
sage getting btfo
HERE WE GOOOOO DRUP ME SAGE
And the hype is over
>>64135860
YES
SAGE IS FINISHED
ITS ALL OVER LADS, PFISTER'S GOT THIS IN THE BAG WITH HIS GROUND GAME
HOLD ON
PFISTER WINNING
>>64135749
>I have $10k on Sage
Prove it my man
>this fight looks like two different weight classes
Gee i wonder why
if herb stands this up its a fix
Stream please?
>that takedown
how
ZERO
TAKEDOWN
DEFENSE
EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
KARATE BTFO
SIEGE THE DAY CODY! SIEGE THE DAY!
What channel is this shit on?
Working stream for Mobile pls
Come on mount this faggot
>>64135474
I hope Cody pulls out his cock and starts fucking Sage bare-back! I'm so fucking turned on right now boise!
>>64135880
>not Cody "the sister" Pfister
PFISTER
>>64135914
>herb
>>64135917
THIS PLEASE I WANT I NEED
>inb4 "early standup"
>>64135914
herb's not even in there
>>64135749
worry.jpg
You're now imagining what Pettis would do to Sage
>Sage not even trying to get up
Good pass to half, he's gotta push Sage's face the other way though, keep those shoulders flat imho
It's /r9k/ vs /fit/
That was such a shit takedown and Sage let him take him down.
CODE RED GUYS
IT'S A CODE RED YA GOOFS
>sage getting rekt, Ref wants to stand them up
>>64135945
herbs gonna hop in and kick cody in the taint
>>64135942
firstrow like always
Dana on suicide watch
Don't know where the normal guy is but I became the Jon Jones I wanted to see in the world
This sport is basically rough gay sex
REFBALL
>>64135917
there are so many you can find off of straight up google. this is the best one i've found. pls dont swarm it :'(
http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/394438/3/watch-ufc-fight-night-80:-namajunas-vs-vanzant.html
WHAT THE FUCK
THE FIST IS FISTING
Sage is going to gas and get KOed in round 2
BAN GROUND FIGHTING
Where is your god now? /le tip
>>64135974
I'm watching this bullshit vikings game as well
THE FIX IS IN
WHITE BELT ON THE GROUND
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
PFISTER IS FUCKING HIM UP
PFISTER EXPOSED
THE FIX
>IS IN
HAHA OH WOW
SHUT IT DOWN
bullshit standup
dana cant stand to see sage lose
BULLSHIT STANDUP
Why is Pfister trying to fuck Sage?
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>>64135970
Nah, that comes Saturday when he has to ride to the hospital in an ambulance while the medics tend to Conor's lifeless corpse
>standing them up
wow rigged
>standing them up
>all this hype
>can't into jiu jitsu
Pretty disappoint.
Jesus Christ Pfister's BJJ is god fucking awful. He's going to get heemed now.
wow fixed
>STANDUP
OH WOOOOOOW
That blatant ref balling.
UFC can't afford to have their hype projects get exposed.
>>64135964
top kek
HOW MUCH DID DANA PAY THE REF
REFBALL
lmao bullshit standup
R I G G E D
I
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G
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Cody just got shafted by the powers that be
REF MARTIAL ARTS
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THE MOST BLATANT REFBALL I'VE EVER SEEN
>Stand it up
This shit is more fixed than boxing.
>stood fister up while he was working sage but not while sage is doing this
rigged as fuck?
the fix
RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D
HE GOT FUCKING CHEATED
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
when did herb shave his head lads?
10-9 Cody
>>64136044
MIXED MARTIAL FIXED SHITS
pfister fighting so scared lol
you cant choke that which has no neck!
can you fucking refball any harder?
fucking bullshit
poor Cody
Cody still stole the round imo
>Big Elbows, Literally all blocked
STAND EM UP
All this REFFIGHT
When did Goodell take over the UFC?
>the end of that round
AHAHAHAHAHAHA what a shit show
>>64135971
Thanks champ.
/mlb/ here. I don't understand. Cody was doing stuff. Got stood up. Sage didn't do shit and he didn't get stood up.
10-9 Sage, did more with his takedown
Dana is so fucking scaed
>Mfw someone said UFC wasn't literally WWE near me
That standup was fine faggots. Pfister didnt pass guard or do any damage for like 3 whole minutes.
Worst standup EVER
>>64136067
Sage probably did more damage desu, Cody literally landed nothing.
How does a 1-dimensional wrestler with WHITE BELT BJJ make it into the UFC? This is pathetic...there HAD to be a better opponent for Sage than this scrub.
FUCK THIS SHIT
UFC IS RIGGED
Bad stand up
>>64136072
kekd
>mfw they score it for sage
The head and arm choke was so FUCKING free if he just went over the legs
REFBANG
Ref pulling them apart was total bullshit
Also why am I watching teenagers fight
>no replay of the pfister takedown
LOOOOOOOOOOOL this is so blatant
>That stand up
Seriously?
If they aren't even going to try to hide the fact they are paying refs now I'm probably not even going to bother with Aldo vs. Connor.
>the Mickey Mouse fangirl club calling for the ref to help
10-10
both of them are horrible
>>64136090
He did less striking, but a better submission attempt. also less time of control
>>64136092
Fuck off Dana, don't you have to go bribe the ref for the Aldo fight?
CANT DISS THE PFIST
HE HELD ON SO LONG AFTER
BAN HIM
Lmfao
That was fucking pathetic.
>>64136104
and yet sage will lose
Fuck.
>the city of pfister's takedown defence
Welp
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
HEEM TAPPY
lol soo easy for sage once he realised was better to just take the guy down
SAVED BY THE REF
>>64136072
never mind
YOU CANT CAGE THE RAGE OF THE SAGE
meh
are people seriously mad about that stand up? he wasn't doing anything
meh
not impressed
didn't see the tap?
>>64136151
Fucking this. Disgusting. He got exposed too. Giblert would have a field day with this faggot.
wow
LOL DOES THIS REF HAS DANA WHITES MIC IN HIS EAR? STANDING UP A DOMINATING FIGHT ONT HE GROUND? LOLLLL
I'm not impressed
S A G E
A
G
E
HEEM TAPPY
BTFO THE FUCK OUT
NORTHGOAT NORTHGOAT
TAPPY
Holding it for days
BULLSHIT
>sage completely ignores his corner and subs him after a takedown
hahahaha
lel at all this mad
CHOKED OUT HOMIE
fucking Ariel tweeted the results 10 seconds before my stream showed it...
SAGE REFCALL
Sage just fucking bear'd him into full mount damn
Bull fucking shit
knew it would be a sub
Good win but imagine Sage against someone with better a better top game
Well now we know that they're both shit. Northroid loses as soon as he runs in to a semi-decent grappler.
I WANT THAT NORTHCUTT IN MY SOUTH BUTT
Northcutt will get rekt soon, looked very beatable
WOW GREAT JOB CODY
Literally held on for an extra 3 seconds.
Also Sage isn't strong defensively on the ground.
He's gonna get wrestle fucked easy.
>>64136189
where's that from?
Someone test this guys piss, he has to be roiding
That was beyond embarrassing. Dana has to keep feeding him kucks who can't wrestle.
At least the under 1.5 prop came in, but that was disgusting.
he should have stood them up there was no BJJ Cody is a loser
>literally losing a round to a literally who with no ground game or stand up
>>64136190
He should spend a couple months with Marcelo Garcia imho
>>64136183
They just mad because they wanted Sage to lose.
Sage is legit. Deal with it, faggots.
Knew Phister had no chance, but damn that was embarrassing. I don't think his camp has ever drilled any ground game other than some shitty takedowns.
>Who might be next for Sage?
I nominate Khabib
>>64136183
Dana why the proxy?
THAT SHILLING
>>64136184
could've easily have stopped it in the first with a head an arm choke but didn't switch over to side control. grappling needs a lot of work
>brb cancelling grabity
>thanks mr white and thanks mr fertita
omg i had to mute that
>>64135849
>>64135849
>>64135849
>>64135849
>>64135849
>>64135849
CALLED IT TEAM JESUS WINS
>>64136151
>the city of Paul Harris
>HOLY FUCKING SHILL
>wrestlers in charge of sub defense
jesus Cody
Everything was sketchy as fuck. I don't ever remember seeing this ref at any cards. Then he just shows up and does a bunch of crap.
>mr white
>mr fertitta
what fucking sellout
HAHAHAHA this autistic interview
Holy fuck my sides
>Yes sir
>Mr white
>that shilling
for real?
>>64136183
He was landing to the body and head atleast 4 strikes every 10 seconds.
>ufc fight pass plug
good goyim
>first i just wanna say thanks Mr. White
WHERE ARE THEY? ARE THERE 100 PEOPLE IN THE CROWD?
>>64136251
I can deal with cringe threads but that was too much
>this autism
NORTHCUTT 3:16
I JUST MEMEFLIPPED YOUR GF, MOM, SISTER AND DAUGHTERS ASS
>>64136223
Keep it up, proud of you
>UFC FIGHTPASS
GOOGLE JOHN 3:16
DID I DO GOOD DANA?
GOOGLE JOHN 3:16
THIS FUCKING SHILL. WHAT THE FUCK.
>SHILLING
>THIS HARD
>FIGHT PASS
Dana even has him shilling fight pass
lol
>>64136269
Dudes 19
>SHILLING INTENSIFIES
>this shilling
oh my god dana just orgasmed he just bought himself 2 years of refball
WHO /GOOGLING JOHN 3:16/ HERE?
Northcutt trolling game is 10/10
>fightpass
>3:16
>fertitta/dana
Sage is such a fucking christfag holy shit
AUTISSSSSSSSSM
>literally no personality
oh boy this is hard to watch
Did he just shill fightpass? Why was he so subtle about it?
wow is he literally retarded?
>>64136259
Youre a fucking pleb casual if youve never seen this ref before.
GOOGLE JOHN 3:16 I LOVE THE UFC BUY FIGHT PASS
My God this kid is America incarnate
>>64135705
>he's killing niggers
>he's killing killing niggers
pls stp
JOHN 3.16
goggle that shit!
> this fucking interview
>john 3:16
>For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
>literally shilling
Daddy Dana has trained him well.
this is the best comic book character for the UFC
>>64136183
he was punching the fuck out of him. are you kidding
Sage 3:16 says I just kicked your ass
>>64136295
heh
His dad is going to go scold him for being taken down like that and make him train 10 hours a day on wrestling.
>Thanks Mr White
>>64136278
Hard Rock Hotel. More like 50.
>only thinks fightpass is good because he cant use internet
He's going to be destroyed by an OK standup fighter and a good jujitsu fighter. It'll come in time.
>>64136298
NO INTERNET AND THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE
oh my god Sage shilling this hard is putting me in tears jesus christ hahahahah
>>64136298
he is a fucking robot
all these generic gestures he does
he is a walking talking advertisement
>Cody takes him down immediately
>Tries to put himself in the triangle
>Realizes Northcutt isn't even good enough to recognize it
>Ref stands them up for no reason
>Gives up takedown with no resistance.
>Lays there with zero resistance to let Northcutt set up a choke
>Northcutt can't even step off to the side to finish the arm triangle.
>Next round
>Northcutt is so bad he nearly sweeps himself
>Cody gets in deep on a takedown, then waits there with head in Northcutts armpit for like 10 seconds waiting for Northcutt to recognize the gullotine
This was so bad. Cody was trying his hardest to throw the fight and collect his check, and Northcutt is so shit he kept fucking it up.
God Bless
Sage Northcutt
God BLESS
DONALD TRUMP
SAGE 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED UR ASS
So much like Mcgoober Sage has no ground game off his back, looking forward to seeing how he evolves but I wish they wouldn't hype him while having him fight guys they found asleep under the seats at the coach station.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SAGE IS FUCKING REDDIT TIER
>can't quote the most famous Bible verse
>that UFC dick sucking
>that lack of intellect from an Engineering Major
holy fuck that was cringeworthy
>Mr. White
>fight pass plug
>John 3:16
God what a faggot. Fuck you Chad Thundercock
SAGE 3:16 SAYS I JUST TAPPED YOUR ASS
>FIGHTPASS
>>64136270
i literally recall 0 significant strikes that whole time
>>64136276
that mouthpiece
>Uriah pls
That suit isn't for children like you.
HE DID A MEME FLIP AND THEY DIDN'T SHOW IT
GODLESS HEATHENS
Did the crowd boo his shilling?
Is Sage Northcutt a robot built by the UFC?
You faggots are watching streams that are 5 minutes behind.
I feel bad for you.
who's this lesbian Anik is chatting with?
>tfw you want to google John 3:16 but you aren't allowed to use the internet
SAGE QUOTING STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! WHAT A LEGEND! JOHN 3:16 SAYS I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS!!!!
>>64136344
He's got prenty of time of improve. The rate at which he's improving is off the charts.
sage vs nate diaz please
Northcutt is a great guy with great character would love if he was dating my girlfriends daughter
SAGE YOU FORGOT THE GOOF PART
>GOOGLE JOHN 3:16
>implying you godless heathens don't own bibles or have even heard of this popular verse
That suit is wearing him!
>>64136343
he's never witnessed the horror of the fightpass search function
>>64136352
I think Cody is just sort of shit
Northcutt won legit but he showed some holes mang
I thought he wasn't traning at tri-star due to his dad's advice?
>>64136305
Oh shit he really is
Is Sage allowed to Google the Bible?
I can't wait for John 3:16 to be in the next group of memetab screen caps.
If he doesn't use the Internet, how does he know how to google? Polar bears don't know apples is food.
>Picking against the GOAT
>sage did the magical frontflip but the cameras missed it
NICE JOB YOU EF SEE
>>64136324
>he was punching the fuck out of him.
you mean peppering him with babby shots?
>>64136394
This needs to happen.
Honestly though, Why is it always John 3:16?
Everyone already knows that one.
wrestling btfo
karate and jitz all day every day
>>64136381
>go to his twitch stream
>ask him if he wants a handbeezy
>he loses his shit
rate my prediction lads
>>64136423
>fake pickbro
>>64136422
>Polar bears don't know apples is food
yea they do
>>64136423
pls win cheesa
>>64136315
Pretty boring desu
How many spankings will Sage get from his daddy for not quoting the John 3.16 verse?
Was sage molested as a child?
I bet there's some weird duggar type secrets in that family.
>>64136431
>short strikes don't do anything
lel
>Sage "Literally fixed fights and a white belt on the mat" Northkuck
>>64136423
I'M STILL IN IT
>>64136423
/heem/ is full of casuals
who woulda thunk it?
>Telling people to pirate Jesus' autobiography
Enjoy Hell, Sage.
>>64136434
it's protestant christianity in 1 verse desu
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>>64136434
I didn't, but I do now.
Thanks for the hot tip, Sage.
>>64136394
YES PLEASE HEEM SLEEPY SAGEY NATEY BE HATEY ON SAGEY BABY
Sage has some crazy eyes. Westboro baptist church level crazy.
>Stealing the GOAT's psalm
fucking dead kiddo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMtx9s9RTmc
>>64136443
Nice one Conor.
>>64136394
Does Sage know the proper defense to the Stockton Slap?
>>64136434
John 3:16 was Austin 3:16's dad, pumped him full of steroids and made him wwf champion
>>64136450
Picksbro didn't do this event, and whoever was otherwise responsible for crossing them out didn't do so. I'm not either of the two, I just became the Jon Jones the world needed
>>64136443
2/10. Sage didn't beat the shit out of him onthe ground.
Also Cody did well on the top in the ground so he has someground game, at least good enough9 to keep sage down before Ref ball
>>64136423
rose miller for the total btfo
>>64136461
Probably wont go too harsh on him since he won.
Only the standard asshole inspection.
how does sage know what google is?
How can we break him?
>>64136464
when you're chest to chest with somebody they don't
>>64135971
MY OICKS ARE LITERALLY NEVER INCLUDED
FUCK
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TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
>>64136431
no one would stop weidman if he was in a similar position, is all i'm saying. cody got robbed the last 2.5 minutes of the first round.
>All these mandrama fans
>i'm on headset
I'm on headset
Is Sage even allowed to listen to the kind of music they play at UFC events?
X GONE GIVE IT TO YOU
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>ARF ARF ARF
>>64136423
So if Miller and Rose win nobody wins
>i'm
>i-i'm on headset
>muh headset
>>64136452
But how does polar bears knows what apples is?
>>64136410
Cody tried to put himself in a triangle.
No one in the UFC is that shit.
Us Fightpassers amirite bros?
>>64136513
put him in a room and blast swear words over the speakers
show him videos of girls making out
the dude's a 12 year old
ITT: We peruse sherdog and pick out the next soup can Sage will fight next.
Guys I know why Sage isn't allowed to use the internet
>>64136513
any decent grappler could put him away
>>64136526
DAMN RIGHT ON AND I DO IT AGAIN
>>64136526
BREAK BREAD WITH THE ENEMY
>For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
>>64136543
rooting through your trash
Edgar Allen Bro
TELL DI TROOT
>For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life
Sage is Dana's son confirmed
>Sage needs to be escorted by an adult when he walks through a casino
>>64136513
>girls making out
lmfao
>>64136423
>Tfw Theodorou went full Johnny hendricks in the last two rounds and blew heem the fuck out
Should have just kept kicking man, smdh
sage probably doesn't even masturbate
>>64136513
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>>64136578
nice stream lol
>>64136578
laughed
you guys have to realize Sage isn't even fulltime.
>>64136410
Yeah, he showed a lot of weaknesses, he's only 19 though. I think he should keep out for a while. like a couple of years a while.
YOU KNOW WHATS NEXT
THAT WURLD TITLE IS NEXT
A YOUNG GORILLA COMES UP AND KILLS HIM
>>64136595
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>>64136617
h-he's smalltime?
>>64136513
a computer with internet that can only access /b/
>>64136578
WHEN JOSES HEAD CLATTERS AGAINST THE MAT
>>64136578
Uriah's chin showing dominance over Sage's.
to be frank that stand up was sketchy but I don't think cody could have done anything that entire round and it the fight outcome would have ended the same.
>Sage literally (literally) believes that petroleum engineers will be in demand in 3 years
Tiptopkek. Hope the fight thing works out for him.
>>64136610
Khabib would do more than break him
DA YUNG GURILLA YA SNAEK IN DA GREHS
That Sage vs. Cody fight is by far the worst fight I've seen this year.
>blue collar fighters
Holy fuck they're outright admitting they don't pay the fighters enough for them to commit to MMA fulltime
they've said it like three times tonight
Is Northcutt a real person? That was the weirdest shit I've ever seen in my life
>>64136305
I know, I was so thrilled by his win I'm actually gonna start following this fag sport.
arianny just posted on FB shes selling some of her used clothes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>64136660
AN'EE KILLL'M
>>64136650
To be frank, refball. Refball, refball. Ergo, refball.
>>64136656
He can always sell coke if they both dont work out.
>>64136666
quad devil is right, it was like watching two little kids have a fight
>>64136608
You think Sage has ever had alcohol? Like even one beer?
chiesa should shave his douche beard
>>64136656
>The oil industry will be dead soon.
Been hearin' that one for a while m8.
>Jim Miller in a main event
What is this, 2007? Jesus Christ retire already.
Beardo was pretty good I don't know how he gets rekt whenever he gets a big chance to shine.
>>64136676
>Fightpass is great
>google John 3:16
>>64136656
he has to break top 15, run his contract and go to Bellator for all the money and a fight with Benson
HEY GUYS, REMEMBER WHEN JIM MILLER WAS RELEVANT?
>>64136199
Firas is a shitty meme coach who got luckier than Edmond when GSP walked into his gym.
He has nobody that he brought up from the ground and Canadian Psycho would be better with a different coach.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU GOOF?
SAGE NORTHCUTT PASSED THE WRESTLER TEST AGES AGO. THE KID FOUGHT CODY PFISTER IN HIS 2ND EVER FIGHT
>>64136650
I wasnt mad, phist was kinda just jerking around in his guard. it would have probably been another two minutes of the same if not for the standup.
Holy fuck that tattoo
>coming out to Ted Nugent
holy shit
I wonder how come people are so upset when sage praises jesus but not when some juego does it?
>>64136716
sage was the main event
>>64136716
Bro it's worse than that. This is the co-main. The main is two women in a non title fight.
>>64136676
You're right, he should definitely walk out to Real Human Bean
EDIT WHAT THE FUCK CAPTCHA'S DOING SOME WEIRD FADING SHIT NOW
Someone's going to have to take the reigns and make a new thread
>Main Card (UFC Fight Pass) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Womens Straweight Main Event:
Paige VanZant (6-1-0) vs. Rose Namajunas (3-2-0)
Lightweight
Jim Miller (25-6-0) vs. Mike Chiesa (12-2-0)
Lightweight
Sage Northcutt def Cody Pfister via rd 2 Submission(Guillotine)
Middleweight
Thiago Santos def Elias Theodorou via unanimous decision(29-28,29-27,29-27)
>Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass) 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm UK
Welterweight
Tim Means def John Howard via rd 2 HEEEEEM
Welterweight
Sérgio Moraes def Omari Akhmedov via rd 3 TKO
Middleweight
Kevin Casey (9-3-0) vs. Antônio Carlos Júnior (5-1-0) ends in a No Contest (eye pokes)
Bantamweight
Aljamain Sterling def Johnny Eduardo via rd 2 Submission(Guillotine)
Welterweight
Santiago Ponzinibbio def Andreas Stahl via rd 2 TKO
Welterweight
Danny Roberts def Nathan Coy via technical submission(Traingle choke)
Featherweight
Zubaira Tukhugov def Phillipe Nover via split decision(28-29,30-27,30-27)
Womens Straweight
Kailin Curran def Emily Kagan via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
>>64136707
alcohol isn't meat/protien, so no
>>64136736
keking hard, good one ireland
Brian Stann @BrianStann 2h2 hours ago
Sage says that he and his girlfriend havent had sex because of Pillowpants the pussy troll
>>64136716
You're forgetting Mir and Arlovski happened this year.
>>64136676
you have never watched bellator, wsof or any prelims before?
or any pendred fight but his first and last
Listen here, Cody was doing absolutely nothing in Sage's guard. Might've been a bit premature standup but Sage had him rendered useless on the ground. Bottom line is Sage won that fight fair and square with a solid performance, neutralizing Cody. Props to Cody Pfister. A real fight a real fight fan would approve of, these two guys got a bright future here.
>>64136760
w-why? did the mods say no more blue chip brit battler threads?
>>64136748
simply because white people are the only people who matter
so when we see someone who matters reference an imaginary friend, we get worried
>>64136748
Jealousy. Edginess.
>>64136776
You just said that it was a premature stand up, dumbass.
>>64136776
Sage looked lost on the bottom, I haven't seen fighters that content to hold onto dear life since the K1-Pride crossover fights under MMA rules
>>64136734
Firas runs a thai gym grinder
He just drills people every day and someone eventually develops the athleticism and gamesmanship to thrive
>>64136758
I just know that every fighter at 155lbs is glad he's been injured for 2 years at this point because a healthy Khabib isn't losing.
>>64136766
bullshit, Sage would never say "pussy"
>If I finish in the 1st round dad says I get to have ice cream. With sprinkles!
>>64136761
>Alcohol isn't full of protein and vitamins and all types of good stuff
This is what the Jews want you to believe.
>>64136793
You dropped your fedora
>>64136791
You can only make 5 active threads from one IP
>>64136814
boring cunt wrestler division
>>64136776
Listen here, Cody getting refballed. Might've been a refball but Sage had him refballed. Bottom line is refball won that fight fair and square with a solid refball, neutralizing Cody. Props to the umpire. A real fight a real fight fan would refball
>skipping mavericks nickname
im dissapoint buffer
>>64136513
After seeing his ground game, I could sub him in under 2 minutes.
Anyone going to buy some Arianny used clothes?
>>64136776
You're fucking retarded. Sages guard none-existant. He was getting so brutally fucked he started illegally clawing Pfistrs face, thats the only place the blood came from. Sage didnt even get any good shots in. Pfister was hammer fisting and elbowing his ass until the faggot *cough* Dana White paid *cough* ref stood it up and saved his ass
Khabib vs Sage when?
>>64136760
>>64136849
>>64136849
>>64136849
new thread
>>64136826
NO SPRINKLES FOR YOU TONIGHT YOU LITTLE BASTARD, RUN AND FETCH MY ROD, IT'S TIME TO WHOOP SOME CHRIST INTO YOU!
>>64136829
thanks
>>64136802
Read before u post ya fuckin goof
>>64136776
Cody was clearly outmatched, but had taken the initiative through an unlikely early aggression. His wildcard was taken out of him by the ref without a good reason. He likely would've lost anyway, but he really got screwed by bad refing.
>>64136857
Yeah do you have $10000 lying around somewhere?
>>64136748
>>64136797
>>64136829
PRAISE ALLAH! JIHAD TO THOSE WHO MOCK HIM!!
>>64136776
Sage was guarenteed to BTFO him from the moment they signed, but Sage looked green as fuck, he looks like he'd be absolutely embarrassed by any of the top 15.
Which one of you was this???
