FN 80: rose/paige thread 6, co-main time
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Someone's going to have to take the reigns and make a new thread
>Main Card (UFC Fight Pass) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Womens Straweight Main Event:
Paige VanZant (6-1-0) vs. Rose Namajunas (3-2-0)
Lightweight
Jim Miller (25-6-0) vs. Mike Chiesa (12-2-0)
Lightweight
Sage Northcutt def Cody Pfister via rd 2 Submission(Guillotine)
Middleweight
Thiago Santos def Elias Theodorou via unanimous decision(29-28,29-27,29-27)
>Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass) 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm UK
Welterweight
Tim Means def John Howard via rd 2 HEEEEEM
Welterweight
Sérgio Moraes def Omari Akhmedov via rd 3 TKO
Middleweight
Kevin Casey (9-3-0) vs. Antônio Carlos Júnior (5-1-0) ends in a No Contest (eye pokes)
Bantamweight
Aljamain Sterling def Johnny Eduardo via rd 2 Submission(Guillotine)
Welterweight
Santiago Ponzinibbio def Andreas Stahl via rd 2 TKO
Welterweight
Danny Roberts def Nathan Coy via technical submission(Traingle choke)
Featherweight
Zubaira Tukhugov def Phillipe Nover via split decision(28-29,30-27,30-27)
Womens Straweight
Kailin Curran def Emily Kagan via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
whats the chances of a paige nipslip
(refball)
>>64136863
low, but why does it matter when she barely has tits anyway
sub inbound
fuuuuuck
I bet Jim Miller says nigger an awful lot
>For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
they should stand this up, chiesa isnt doing anything
>>64136863
If it happens Rose has a flashback and chokes
>>64136849
>not linking the other thread
>not having game thread in tittle
why not just let england do it?
('64136857')
only worn once though, probably washed too
What is it about Texas that produces these people like Sage?
Listen here, Cody was doing absolutely nothing in Sage's guard. Might've been a bit premature standup but Sage had him rendered useless on the ground. Bottom line is Sage won that fight fair and square with a solid performance, neutralizing Cody. Props to Cody Pfister. A real fight a real fight fan would approve of, these two guys got a bright future here.
>>64136900
jesus
>>64136915
That's from the Quran, right?
Some high class BJJ here lads.
>>64136934
Cody's from Texas and he's like the exact opposite of Sage. Sage is more like a person from Utah desu
>>64136921
>the last gamethread is never linked
You can only have 5 active threads from any one OP so Britbro asked someone else to do it
I wanna kiss thug rose!!!
REAL THREAD
>>64136892
>>64136892
>>64136892
>>64136943
from the menorah m8
>>64136934
meme state
>>64136863
Just go watch Jessa Rhodes get fucked on any porn site
great fight so far
>>64136943
nope, the book of mormon
>>64136934
Disregard for your children
>>64136927
newfag
>>64136956
you're literally autistic.
>>64136956
Fuck off
>>64136956
Just fucking stop.
>>64136956
fuck off
>>64136945
I always forget how great Jim's BJJ is.
>>64136971
turned off the stream since the main event is over desu
>Leave the Nazi to me
>>64136968
patrician
wew
>>64136934
Who else from Texas is like that?
Why was I so hype for that Sage fight? It was worse than a Cathal Pendred fight and made even worse by how easily he got taken down.
>>64136938
he's a prospect, there's still plenty of time for him to develop
>>64136986
Alright, which one of you is this?
>>64137034
literally nobody, mormons are from Utah
>that awkward corner
>>64137031
sauce
>tfw you could tap Sage Northcuk
You guys also watching The Next fight with yout pants down and a pre-erection in hopes it goes to The ground and some hot action happen?
>>64137031
BREHS
>>64136986
So nice of Gaben to buy a friend for his dad
>>64137055
just.. no
>>64136887
Fucking nice. I'm tempted.
>>64137055
Everyone be sure to report this fucking goof.
>>64137055
>>64136900
gross
>>64137055
fuck off you cunt
>>64137055
>9 posts
>2 posters
>this one has 60 posts
>60 posters
just leave it be.
Damn Chiesa stealing that ranking spot
>>64137055
I hope you get bowel cancer
>>64137055
TOO
MUCH
AUTISM
>>64136863
she has boobs?
>JIM FUCKING MILLER
HEEM TAPPY
BASED
Loved that fight.
what a turn of events
HEEM TAPPY
>>64137055
Fuck off you faggot
YESS MY NIGGA
miller quit
FUCK
Naow thats a foight
EAT SHIT MILLER CHIESA IS THE FUTURE
>Love you mom
Lets get this shit started
>try a meme submission
>get shit on
>>64137115
>not posting in this thread and shitposting in the other one
Great grapple fight
These guys suck dick Sage would oneshot both of them. Pathetic performance by both.
>muh leglock XDD
Jesus Christ retire faggot.
finally the dank has arrived
>>64137055
fuck off you dumb autist
>Reversing a leg lock into a choke
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>64137154
He was probably concussed, anon.
>>64137087
clearly the OP of the other thread lulz
I've been edging myself for 3 hours in preparation
>top 15
>>64137168
basically, old and busted jim miller, meet jim miller 2
just like khabib is new tibau
wew
FUCK YES BASED CHEESY NOW ROSE GOTTA BRING IT HOME AND I EARN A HEEM PICKS TROPHY
Oedipus complex confirmed
How do you go from this...
>IM NOT THE BEST
wow a confident fight that doesn't act like a total fuckwit
TELLEM
>stream freezes for 30secs
>it comes back
>fight is over
Fml
>all you guys there on your computers
>breaking the fourth wall
pff. And you guys stil believe this is real.
>winning
>all that matters in the UFC is winning
Oh, Mike, how wrong you are.
BASED HOLLY
> I'm not the best.
>TELL'UM
>don't remember the last time i spoke with my mom, it's been so long.
Should I give her a call?
Card is over
Time for bed
Night /heem/
>calling out Dana
>saying only wins matter
>will be buried under bigger fights and fighters in a few hours
This guy'sdone lads
Paige vs. Rose time.
Lubing up now.
KHABIB IS ALIVE
>>64137300
12 year old detected
>>64137278
this tbhfam
I am so ready to CUM
Bloody hell why is Mini Mouse in the audience of every damn card?
Sages guard was none-existant. He was getting so brutally fucked he started illegally clawing Pfistrs face, thats the only place the blood came from. Sage didnt even get any good shots in. Pfister was hammer fisting and elbowing his ass until the faggot *cough* Dana White paid *cough* ref stood it up and saved his ass. Thats some despicable shit we just saw.
Who's /next/?
>>64137368
its been over since the Sage fight
Heh Holly got a facelift. Dat Reebok money.
>>64137385
literally ronda again
jdimsa
I predict these things
KHABIB SIGHTING
>>64137300
This guy is literally planning an attack.
KEBAB SIGHTING
I HAVE SPOTTED KEBAB
>>64137357
all winners left
>>64137363
I rolled off her this morning
she's fine
>>64137375
My nigga
>>64137385
hose ay
>>64137320
to this?
khabib about to blow up the event behind mighty mouse and end the flyweight division
Aldo vs McGreggor is one of those fights where the viewers.
I want McGreggor ti win just for the shit talk
U VA MOHERRRR
>>64137382
he likes fighting?
>>64137385
>those feet
>>64137382
Because He's A Fucking Fight Fan!
JUST SHITTING UP THIS SHIT THREAD
FUCKING DEAL WITH IT LITTLE LSOERS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING LITTLE PUSSIES
>>64137055
>>64137087
>>64137123
>>64137300
>>64137382
who wouldn't want to be?
I want Conor to lose just so Ido Portal looks even more like a fuckwit.
>>64137403
>Get turned into a retarded chubby sissy after one head kick
Put Holly aginst Cyborg f@m
>>64137443
dat ass
Who /ultimatesurrender/ here?
BRUH 194 has the most solid top 3 fights I can remember almost ever.
HUE NEEDED
Do hues care about aldo vs mcgregor? Is it in the media or anything????
Adan Elmi is such a pathetic little bitch. I'd love to kill him and his family.
>>64137464
Slack wrote that? Fucking based.
>avoiding the times McGregor breaks the staredown
kek
I thought Kenny Florian was doing the colour commentary tonight. All three of them sound the same.
Lads I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna buy the PPV
I can't imagine my feelings if the stream cut out or got laggy during Aldo/Connor, I just can't risk it
>>64137482
>Don't be a DNB
>Gets KO'D stiff
>Literally turns into a DNB who eats fast food all day.
>>64137482
how could a woman like her mother dump out such a retard liker ronda?
>>64137512
He's doing zero (0) cards this weekend :(
>>64137451
>>64137485
Damn colonials and their hiveminds.
Paige's voice is so annoying
>>64137517
Aldo isn't going to make weight. The fight isn't going to happen. Don't bother. Why do you think the UFC stacked the card? They know Aldo/Conor isn't happening.
Jack Slack going into the filter
>>64137503
Oh youre an overweight edgelord too? I bet youre really ugly and poor.
Prove me wrong, bitch.
Yeah that's what I thought.
let's get closer
>>64137517
you in the gong mate? we could split the cost if you want?
Paige Van Zant?
More like Paige Van Fap or somethin'.
cry rose
>>64137411
show the rest of your bet, i'm curious. same with that aussie parlay bet, which was pretty interesting from a few days ago
>>64137500
you are reaching unprecedented levels of arsepain
>team alpha male
>lightweight men
>alpha
Manlets shouldn't be allowed in an alpha male club
>>64137382
he lives in Vegas
>>64137547
I don't necessarily agree, it just takes a lot of balls to say that publicly.
You srsly wank during fights?
>:D
WHEN PAIGE'S HEAD CLATTERS AGAINST THE CANVAS.
FIRST ROUND SUBMISSION MARK MY WORDS.
>>64137548
you really think i'm just gonna sit there and let you get closer?
Why hasn't Paige cut her hair? Wasn't she supposed to do it for charity?
>I said it in his native tongue he is gonna die
And he didn't understand a word
>>64137496
Kind of, but not really
Aldo is not nearly as hyped as Anderson Silva used to be
But then again I'm a social recluse who watches no television, maybe it's a bigger event than I realize
>>64137561
At least I'm not a shitskin.
desu
Fucking disgusting walk-in song.
Wasn't Page supposed to shave her head for cancerkids?
Does Paige stand any chance against rose?
who else is going for Rose, I want the entire female devision to be destroyed so this meme can finally end.
>>64137549
In Newcastle mate, thanks for the offer though
Start work at 5, gonna tell my manager I'll be late due to car troubles if they PPV isn't done by 4:45 when I have to leav for work
>>64137577
Hahaha what the fuck, do they not make suits that small?
Anyone else fucking salty about that Northcutt fight? You give us a shitty fight and make it even shittier with fucking refball? If I ever meet Dana White im gonna heem that fucker so hard
>mfw when Rose wins with another kimura she learned when she was training at our gym
time for some WMMA im gonna take a piss
>>64137594
she already cut it """"""short"""""" can't you tell?
>>64137588
I'm gunna try it out
>>64137607
>not getting hype as fuck to this soong
>>64137577
The cringe lads
Rose gonna fuck her up
>>64137500
report him to DHS
send all those pics as evidence
get him flagged
>>64137587
>being an antimilitary edglord on reddit takes balls
lol
Next you'll tell me denouncing christianity on reddit takes balls.
>>64137615
rose is gonna get smoked
>>64137616
I want all of the memes to die. Paige, Sage and Conor.
LET'S GO
BOUT TO FUCK A NIGGA UP
LET'S GO
>>64137616
everyone knows joanna and claudia are the only actually good fighters at strawweight
>>64137556
ayy lmao
>>64137628
I'm salty too. Now I know not to get hype for his fights cause his time will come.
>>64137588
This is my first time :3
>>64137658
>not embracing meme culture
>>64137594
Not the hair on her head
I hope rose breaks her jaw
so sick of seeing her smile 24/7
>>64137628
the refball didn't really affect the outcome, so no I don't care, quit whining
>>64137574
only beta males call themselves alpha males
alpha males just area
its like when you do an impression of a celebrity "look nuculur, im george bush". you don't need to fucking say who the celebrity is if you're worth your weight
same goes for alpha males, you just are, you don't need to say you are
god damn I want to eat Paige out
What happens if a muslim woman wants to fight in the ufc? Is she allowed to wear her habib?
do u guys think joe rogan is funny
>>64137588
how can you not
>post yfw Paige gets BTFO and leaves the octagon crying
oh shit cheer leader fight
ROSE IS GONNA SUB HER
U VA MOHERRR
>>64137631
I got to roll with Rose when she trained at our gym and I let her lock a triangle on me. She sucks so of course she couldn't finish it and I just sat there mentally jacking off for about 90 seconds while feeling her thighs. U jelly?
You can probably fuck with Sage by whispering "Hail Satan" in guard or something.
Kid looks like one of those kids that are groomed by their parents
Who did this
>>64137464
What a piece of shit this Slack is.
>>64137697
She looks like Pfister
>>64137689
you wanna know how my dick taste?
>>64137693
he's a meme
>>64137691
Why would a muslim woman be outside of the house?
no tight shorts
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pat barry with the crazy eyes
>RTJ
sending rose my energy \o/
>Lithuania
>born in Milwaukee
wat
Pat Barry is 36
Rose is 23
Damn bro
Are there any WMMA fighters that look good during the actual fight?
>comes out to RTJ
noice
Ah fuck. I forgot women fight with their hair braided. There goes the boner.
ROSE JUST GOT BLACKED BY THAT CUTMAN
>>64137577
hahah fucking midgets.
>Aaaand noooooow! for the techincally inferior in every regard MAIN EVENT!
>>64137482
>yfw Travis just wanted to mooch off her success and was banking on being with her when she became rich and famous.
>yfw he now has to console and nurse a broken chunky mess. or else be the guy that bailed on her in her darkest hour.
I would've burst out laughing with Pat Barry in my face like that.
>>64137693
not intentionally
>>64137577
The Lollipop Guild welcoming Dana to Munchkin Land.
>>64137735
what are you confused about
based rose gonna kill pvz
>>64137688
>alpha males just area
you're right, and super alphas have depth and just volume!
>>64137623
my brother's fiance is 4'10 and has to shop at kid stores hahaha
she is going shopping for a wedding dress and will likely end up getting a communion dress that looks like a wedding dress ahahaha
Rose is not a woman, she's actually a teenage boy with a buzz cut
/bunda/
In to watch Pat Barry's girlfriend.
>walking out to rtj
go rose
She was so cute with hair. ;_;
>>64137733
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>>64137736
living the dream
rose is such a cutie
>>64137712
could you imagine him fighting Nate Diaz or something? Just tons of unmitigated shit talking
>>64137620
no worries mate, thought id ask. Hope you get to work on time.
Bang one heem one
which fight has more sex appeal
VanZant vs Rose
or
Weidman vs Rockhold
>>64137747
>What is every HW main event ever?
>Tfw Pat Barry will never talk shit to you to hype you up before a fight
>>64137749
Haters gonna what?
>>64137712
sage versus all the muslims at 155. dariush, khabib, khabilov,
though is dariush an asssyrian christian?
>>64137688
Fuck did you say FAGGOT?
>>64137747
Perhaps, but infinitely more fappable, Elias/Santos fight not withstanding.
RTJ is reddit
Why is this being televised? I would wreck both of these chicks, probably at the same time. Is this some kind of fetish? Because I can't take it seriously as a combat sport.
>>64137691
top khekbib
Rose actually kind of QT with the short hair.
>>64137780
weidman vs rockhold duh
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'S TTTTTTTTTTTIME
>>64137780
VanZant and Weidman easily
Weidman > all
the dude is a fucking hero. Luke is just some cringey wanna be tough guy
>>64137517
Who are you rooting for?
>>64137759
good one
>>64137801
spotted the 16 year old /mu/tant
>>64137688
"Alpha male" is a stupid fucking term
It comes borrowed from a flawed study on wolves that has literally been dismissed by its own author in further studies
Yes, there is such a thing as being confident, maybe assertive. There is no "alpha role".
Redpillers who often use the term are the most pathetic of the bunch. And by the way, "redpill" comes from a movie about a computer nerd that falls in love with the first woman he meets and saves the world by being guided by his coloured companions in a movie written by a transgendered polack.
>>64137768
what was the song pham?
>Herb Dean
If PVZ gets top it is over
>>64137802
>Why is this being televised?
It's literally not.
>>64137797
faggot is rotting in prison for fornicating with a slut and then trying to kill her when she was being what she always was, kek
>>64137785
>threatens to give her dad her home address if she loses
>>64137517
Get an acestream pham
>>64137797
>literally broke his own nose because /b/ trolled him
Alpha as fuck
How cold is it where you guys live? For a guy living in The South it's rather chilly so i'm drinking some cocoa under a blanket comfy as fuck
>>64137813
It's Sal D'Amato by the way, not Sal Dee Amato
Let derail a hype train tonight, fellas. Eat shit blonde whore.
>this is the main event of the evening
>>64137777
quads confirm must see
>>64137797
hey buddy go beat on a girl not me
>>64137780
I'm a totally straight male, but Rockhold just brings it
Ive never in my life seen someone so proud to be lithuanian
Do they put on make-up before they fight?
>it's a herb meme referees the main event episode
calling rose tko
>>64137843
didn't he make her cry between rounds one time?
>>64137783
>main event fighters have about 12 fights total in between them
seriously come on now
>>64137824
Run the Jewels "Get It"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aES4SbFTH2Y
>>64137822
Came from wolf research right? I've heard that the last decade or so of research into animal social systems have revealed just how crazy intricate and complex they really are.
NAMAJUNAS ALREADY WINNING
Lol Rose is gonna destroy.
paige getting btfo
PAIGE
IS
GETTING
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
Paige is fucked, holly shit
That nervous smile from Page
>>64137822
i disagree
there are clearly alpha males and beta males
>>64137853
are you just finding out about this now?
45 seconds in and I can already see Paige is outclassed.
Shame, she's so cute. But Rose was too much too soon.
ROSE is gonna fucking destroy her
>people itt actually thought PVZ had a chance
nicely memed
PVZ ear exploded KEK.
paige is FUCKEDDDDDDDDDD
Rose went GI Jane mode. Look out.
>>64137797
HEY WAR MACHINE YOU SEEN SCOTTY??
good chin on pvz
WHEN PAIGE'S HEAD CLATTERS AGAINST THE CANVAS
I PREDICT DEEZ TINGS
>>64137882
why did paige abandon the chicken bob? baka desu
*fapping softly*
>>64137904
yeah paige is gonna get fucked up
>>64137658
I'm just sick of women's mma, they can't fight worth shit yet are headlining cards, what other sport does this bullshit?
KEK
PAIGE IS DONE
>they didn't bet on Rose @2/1
L M A O
HAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE CHEERING AGAINST DANAS FAVORITE THIS FEELING IS AMAZING
LISTEN if you want to make some SERIOUS MONEY. Currently the odds are 900+ for ROSE NAMAJUNAS BY TKO. This is what is going to occur. I saw it revealed to me in a prophetic dream. I already bet $700 on this method of victory and am gonna win a massive $6300.
PLEASE LISTEN IF YOU WANT TO WIN!!!
I'll continue to post this to ensure as many of you make money as possible and will post this again after the inevitable happens.
>rose was the underdog
literally how, free money
Rose is mentally weak and breaks in every single fight she's in. Just wait for it.
>tfw Paige had a chance to headscissors Rose and didn't take it
fml. Give me something to fap to already.
Whoever made this thread is a fucking moron.
I bet it was that shitskin canadian.
I want rose to win just to see Barry go off
There goes her pretty face.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHH
UFC u16 wmma when?
THE HYPE TRAIN IS DERAILING NIGGERS
DERAILING
HYPEORDIE
>>64137753
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I think he puts great work into his craft and is truly one of the best out there
sheem leaky
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
"Now kith."
please kill this meme Rose
Paige should've tried training
Damn, PVZ is gettin fucked up!
COME ON ROSE I WANNA KEEP A PERFECT PREDICTION NIGHT
>>64137901
Beta/alpha isn't usually right, because most guys are somewhere in the middle. Almost every dude I've ever known has some beta traits and some alpha traits.
that poor pretty face
fuuuuuck, their skin is so butiful
the men need to up their game amirite?
Another golden girl goes down, kek
Next is Mcgregor
>>64137843
Pat's gotta be careful, he's going to heem himself if he doesn't take a breath.
paige needs to channel her inner pigeon
THROW THE DAMN TOWEL!
CRIMSON MASK
more like paige
TAPZANT
not my waifu...
>>64137970
Just watch the fights, Joe
Page is getting beat the fuck up.
please god let there be a 2nd round
>>64137934
They would fuck you up, potatocoon.
based furiosa savage
>Reminder: Rose shaved her head to mock pvz for when pvz pledged to shave her head if she ever was signed by the ufc.
It's clear who the model child is and who the real fighter is.
paige is going to cry when she sees her face after this fight
really do not like watching this rn, this is not fun
JOANNA WOULD KO PAIGE
>all this blood
bueno
>>64137985
>pretty
well memed friend
paige by tko round 5 (multiple orgasms)
THUG ROSE LITERALLY RUNNING A CLINIC
>>64138011
No, no they most certainly would not.
FIGHT AND WIN ROSE FIGHT AND WIN!
He's literally Dana's Golden boy at this point.
Bruh... fucking namajunas from behind must look like a small faggot..
B L O O D
L
O
O
D
>>64137989
>Next is Mcgregor
You better be here tomorrow night for your asspounding anon.
Using that anti-rape technique
>10-8
>10-8
>10-8
>10-8
>10-8
>10-8
With Sage being exposed, is this two hype trains derailed?
>>64137984
also very situational
watch Brendan Schaub around Bryan Callen.
Callen literally changes his opinions on the spot to mirror schaub.
then watch Brendan Schaub around Rogan.
He becomes callen when around Rogan.
WHALE TAIL SPOTTED
BREAK HER ROSE BREAK HER ROSE
I'm cumming
>>64137995
Agreed. The fight is getting ugly, and so is pvz.
>getting your ass kicked this much in the first round as the favorite
If this were a men's fight she'd have been heemed t b h.
LMAO
ALDO WILL BE DOING THE SAME THING TO CONOR IN 2 DAYS
WHAT IS DANA THINKING?
JUST
Too slow, too stiff
Rose is overpowering her and coming in quick, just tossing her around
Beating Paige at her own game
It's ogre, Dana
YOURE SUPPOSE TO TRAIN
NOT GET TRAINED
HOE
THUG LUV
THUG LIFE
READY UP
ROSE
That was a 10-8 round if I've ever seen one brahs
rip face
>>64138043
Of course I'll be here, buddy. Biggest card of the year incoming. Weedman and Aldo still champs 2016
>>64138036
These girls would beat the dogshit out of you. Then they would laugh at your little penis and make you lick their feet.
OH GOD GUYS ITS BACK TO CODE RED
CODE FUCKING RED JESUS CHRIST FUCK
Reminder yet again that Rose is mentally weak and fades hard in EVERY fight. She's done. Paige wins.
Some girls are just born to be dominated and Rose is that kind of girl.
>van zant bleeding profusely and visibly struggling
i can't get any harder
LOL first time pvz ever had a tough fight. Looks like she's going to retire on the stool!
Literally Ronda vs Holly 2.0
>>64138072
>WHAT IS DANA THINKING?
"I'm still super rich and making money hand over fist"
Paige wins in round 5 by virtue of Rose drowning in her blood
N I P P L E
I
P
P
L
E
Did Paige train for this fight?
>>64138051
plz post
I want to root for Rose but I hate that she fights for some third world country where she has never lived
>>64138084
lol. not everyone is a fucking weedy kek like you.
Rose is QT with the shaved head
Paige is shook.
>>64138084
dude. they're 100lb girls. Get off of your weird submissive fantasy.
>spamming head tosses
Really nigger? That shit doesn't work once you get out of middle school wrestling.
PAIGE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GONNA FUCKING CRY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how come women mma fighters never shoot like a wrestler for takedowns?
THIS DOESNT COUNT
IT TAKES TOO MUCH ENERGY FOR PVZ TO BE A ROCKSTAR
>Paige going for the Rousey meme throw
>>64138088
Rose seems like she cries during sex
Feels like I'm watching Ronda vs. Holm 2.0 with how clumsy Paige is walking into these straights.
Paige is done
SCREENCAPS GUYS
YOU CAN SEE HER SNATCH THROUGH THE WHTIE SHORTS!!!
>>64138084
> what is weight class
>>64138103
Pics
RED PANTSUUUU
I have a shit stream, am I seeing a red thong? lol
So Anik doesn't even try to hide the fact that he's a degenerate gambling addict anymore, does he?
>>64138138
>Rose seems like she cries during sex
>>64138084
if you think these girls could beat up 99% of men you're fucking delusional and have obviously never had passionate sex. With a female*
DAR THONG THUG IS WEARING
that face paige makes when she tries to do something but can't makes me feel bad
THONG
It's a damn shame Dana couldn't find an unranked fighter for Paige to beat up like Alex Chambers.
BREAK OUT THE RED PANTIES
JUST BLEEEED
>>64138131
they're all bottom heavy
>>64138084
Threadly reminder that I've rolled with Rose. It's like rolling with a technical body pillow.
>Rose will never beat the shit out of your gf before mounting and dominating you while your gf watches in order to claim you as her property
Wherefore live?
COMMENTATORS ALREADY MAKING EXCUSES FOR PAIGE
Did rose grow up fighting dudes or something?
she totally fights like a guy, its insane to watch
SO YOU WANNA BE A FUCKIN FIGHTER
COFIRMED NOT A THONG
not sure but I bet she wears boyshorts
>>64138189
IT TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY
>>64138133
pvz doesn't even have enough energy to activate rock star
Rose is tired
Gonna fade this fight
HEY DAYNAH
SIXTY GEES DAYNAH
HAHAHAHAHA SHES GETTING EXPOSED HARD.
PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY ROSE
>>64138192
does getting beat up by her dad count?
Can Meme Magic save Paige?
5 ROUND FIGHTS
rose getting keked by a lesbian
>>64138208
GOD I HOPE THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE ON SATURDAY PS GOD JUST GIVE ME THIS
JUST BLEED ALREADY
>>64138221
kek
you're probably right
>>64138189
SHE'S TOUGH BUT NOT KNOWING A SINGLE USEFUL TECHNIQUE IS REALLY HURTING HER HERE
>>64138107
>>64138123
>>64138155
>>64138166
They would fuck you faggots up. This isn't one of your videogames on your Nintendro X-Station or whatever you permavirgins play nowadays. They would slap your shit and then their boyfriends would make you cry in front of the rest of your middle school classmates.
>>64138084
I've 70lbs+ of lean body mass on them I would massacre them easily.
>3 more rounds of this
>>64138192
>Lithuanian Parents.
Probably.
Rose pls grow ur hair out you look like such a trashy dyke rn
>you know what, she ended up on her back, but why not try it?
>tfw she goes into porn instead
Thank you based Rose
>>64138192
Nah, page is just some bum off the street with a pretty face.
paige getting keked by lesbian***i
>>64138227
DIE IMMORTAL ON THE FURY ROAD
I hope this goes 5 rounds
Another 10-8 Round kek
i thought strawweights were supposed to have unlimited stamina. these bitches are slow and tired
>>64138240
you seem lost friend
>>>/f/acebook
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/t/witter
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/
>>64138221
forged in the fires of rape
>>64138244
>Not enjoying it
I want casuals to bloody leave.
Reminder yet again that Rose purposefully tries to lose every single fight she's in. Paige wins. Just wait for it.
>>64138229
THE UNPRECEDENTED 100 MILLION DOLLARS CONTRACT
>>64138166
This. Unless you're a manlet, you don't even need to do anything with a girl that size. You can just grab her in a bear hug or something and she can't do shit. The strength difference between a man and a woman is massive, we have literally like double their functional strength. Plus, even a small man is gonna have at least a 40 pound weight advantage.
Is anyone else jerking off to this right now?
Holy fuck guys this is a bloodbath... I feel bad for watching this
fight pass commentators are fucking shit
>>64138251
>porn
>with that voice
eh, I'd rather not.
Paige got cracked in the very first exchange and never recovered.
wow did paige really say she could beat mayweather? wow. she SUCKS.
>>64138268
theyre probably on the rag
>>64138251
b-but rose is the cute one
From the half guard it looked like Rose was trying to suck on Paiges titty
>>64138284
Just nursing a semi chub at the moment, but thanks for asking
will paige have a face still after this
>>64138274
I'm here for every event m8, it's just painful to watch someone get outclassed so hard
>>64138229
>>64138278
KEEP DREAMING
I look at these two women fighting watching and I feel stiffness...
>>64138271
Stay upset you would get your ass kicked by a girl. I'd fuck these bitches up but you pussies would get your shit slapped.
>>64138292
tbqh so many American women sound like dudes these days I don't even notice
Never come here hans, you'll only get hard if you find a midget
rose is one of the only women that punches with proper technique
>That guy on the embedded who said he'd trained with Rose, and that Paige was gonna destroy her
>it's a no KO power division episode
Why was PVZ the favourite if pajamas is ranked 3rd and paige is 7th?
quick update the dana pic another cashcow down
>pretty grills cant fighto
>>64138240
>They would slap your shit and then their boyfriends would make you cry
tell us more about your kekhold fantasies faggot
>>64137051
dylan dreyer
What do their vaginas smell like after a 5 round fight?
P
V
G
GONNA
GET
KNOCKED
OUT
>throw a meme kick
>get taken down immediately.
>>64138087
I just got a call from mum
She says "expect refball in round 4"
>>64138320
>not enjoying every second of it
are you a virgin?
blood on girls ...thats why they shouldnt do mma, looks nasty af
>>64138320
i would heem you the fuck out
>>64138340
Moist goodness
>>64138354
faggot
This sucks.
>>64138314
Someone getting outclassed is based.
Also, Joanna would beat up both these chicks.
>>64138331
She has hundreds of thousands of Instagram followers, bro.
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING
>>64138334
Stay upset and projecting your faggotry.
>>64138240
Seriously though, they are 115lbs, I am 270lbs, yes I am semi-fat. Yes I bench 350lbs. Yes I would win a fight.
i'm not a footfag but i kinda want to lick van damns toes when she is up against the cage
>>64138340
reminder that the thigh gap is just another arm pit
>>64138353
She cant knock you out if your face is buried in her muff
>rose with the red panties
pat barry getting his dick SUCKED tonight
>>64138377
JUST
Stann confirmed fired. You don't shit talk your golden goose.
>>64138370
Both Rose and Paige could probably make 105 comfortably though
NEW THREAD
>>64138349
>>64138349
>>64138349
>>64138354
shut up, this is great
>>64138356
No you wouldn't. I would heem every person in this thread. I fight in the UFC and you fat fucks would need a coffin when I was done with you.
BLOOD BATH
goddamn rose is a beast
>>64138331
Because of "hype"
Wow she didn't tap.
Mad respect tbqh
Van Zant is never going to be the same after this beating, they should throw in the towel.
HOLY SHIT, MAD FUCKING RESPECT FOR PVZ
>doesn't even know how to defend a RNC
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU SERIOUS??
PVZ tough
Imma need someone with a good stream to cap this
its like she wants to JUST FUCK HERSELF UP
just give up
DAT HEART
>Literally no muscle mass to remove the space between the arm and the neck
lmao
DAT EFFORT
congrats
2 more rounds of getting your ass kicked
She can't see now
Too weak to finish that choke KEK
>>64138431
>(you)
HORY SHET
>WMMA is boring
Stay casual you fucking mad at women because they won't fuck you scrubs.
JUST BLEED
>>64138424
the blood let her slip out
all intentional by pvz t b h f@m
WEBM THAT PLEASE
jesus christ how
>Paige's gushing bloody face
so u wanna be an ultimate fiter?!
>>64138458
I am definitely excited
>>64138431
Here's your reply family
this shouldnt even be a undercard for the yamma fight pit fk sake
>>64138433
hahaha poorfag
Holy fuck the blood... this is so so wrong
>>64138508
what the fuck
are you ten? is this your first MMA match?
fucking christ
omfg i thought her hand would snap
shes got heart
FUCKKKKKKa
>>64138508
Look I found the sexist!
HOLY SHIT
THAT FEMALE TOUGHNESS
ANY GUY WOULD HAVE TAPPED THERE
DAYUMM
what the fuck tho...
>PAIGE'S ELBOWS
HOW DO THEY BEND LIKE THAT
> not knowing how to do a basic armbar
>not knowing how to finish a basic rear naked choke
>professional fighters
RED PANTY NIGHT
If Paige had any skill in fighting shed be a monster
paige would be a good fuck
HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING DETERMINATION
>>64138651
depending on if fought someone else that sucked at fighting.
what the fuck how do you have 3 perfect sub positions and nothing to show for it
blue belt vs white belt 2 stripe
Page can take all this punishment.
But she couldn't take my 10 incher balls deep tho.
perfection
that was so one-sided
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DONT GO FURIOSA MODE YA BITCH
MEME FIGHTERS GET REKT
that little peck on cheek was super cute
Hahaha
>>64138746
>ten inch balls
damn dude, you should see a doctor
CRY YOU CUNT! YOUR TEARS MAKE ME HARD
I need a webm of the standing RNC
>>64138038
THE ARYAN CHRISTIAN ASSASSIN
I bet Pat Berry takes it up the ass from this Wigget
JOANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>64138847
I don't understand what the commentators were saying with the fight being a showing that Namajunas is ready for the champ, it's pretty clear VanZandt was nowhere near ready, and I feel thats all that fight proved. It honestly felt like I watched Dredrick Tatum punch Homer Simpson in the face for 5 rounds trying to wait for him to get tired, only difference is that Rose is not the best in her division. Truly showed that just because you can promote a fight, doesn't mean you should make it happen
The Irish are one of the scumiest people on the earth. Thank god they are relegated to being the butt of many jokes and have no really influence on this planet. Let them have Mcnuggets for 2 more days.
>>64138025
I wouldn't have minded seeing that. After the Rousey KO I'm pretty desensitized and can stand watching "pretty" chicks get heemed.
Can someone green text a short summary of the fight? I am currently at work and I'm getting sweaty reading all of the comments on it.
>>64138084
i'd lick their feet alright
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