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BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
literally zero muscle mass to squeeze a guillotine lel
PUT HER IN A BODYBAG
FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY RULED A NC
PVZ HAS USED TOO MUCH ENERGY BEING A ROCKSTAR
3 10-8 ROUNDS IN A ROW HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUCK THE GOLDEN GOOSES
lazy thread making senpai
I was ready to type
SHEEM TAP...then she held on.
Lmao getting out of that choke was like some wwe shit
my fucking sides
the hype train is crashing
the hype train is burning
WOW
I'm impressed with PVZ
That fucking heart
>>64138422
i meant rear naked choke, obviously
JUST
PVZ DESTROYED
I'm having a good fap watching these two girls scissor desu senpai.
Reminder that Rose purposefully tries to lose every single fight she's in and that Paige is guaranteed to win. Continue waiting for it.
Who /camewhilewatchingtheRNC/ here?
>>64138448
>Well, she sure doesn't know any moves or is good in any way, but she sure is tough!
>>64138422
didn't push with her hips or she would've got it
>115 femlets literally lack the upper body strength to finish a clean RNC
WHAT HEART, SHE'S A REAL WARRIOR LADS. This division was a mistake.
>>64138448
....will we see the first 50-40 decision ever?
Just once I want to make love to a woman who has a super flat toned tummy like those girls.
>mens lighter divisions
quick technical fights
>womens light division
sluggish shitty fight, cant even do a rnc
>>64138464
FUCK
Roses arm gotta be a little tired now, she was squeezin like a mothafucker
SHES GETTING BUTCHERED ON THE FEET
AND BUTCHERED ON THE GROUND
Northcutt will probably get exposed as well against the older guys
> casuals in charge of threads
I was impressed by Paige's heart desu. Most girls would have quit then and there.
Wtf she doesn't tap
these girls are amateur tier fighters
HEEM TAPPY
Came buckets but the close up of her Rory Mac face impression kinda ruined it
>>64138474
paige unlocked the top pretty fast too, she probably gets rnc'd a lot at TAM
good fight
Literally the slowest arm bar ever
Lol how is this not over yet?
>>64138487
>>mens lighter divisions
>quick technical fights
Fuck off this isn't even remotely true.
Why isn't this the mainevent of 194? Seems sexist
>goes for the elevator
Maybe instead of working on meme transitions you could've worked on takedowns while at a gym filled with wrestlers.
>>64138504
this
What a weak fucken choke.
Can't believe Paige is still going though. Tough little bitch ay.
Also, OP is a faggot.
THIS FUCKING HEART
Literally no strength and technique
This is like watching 2 kids in middle school fight
>>64138504
Yeah I would've given up after my meme kick missed to start the 3rd. Fuck it by that point.
Do they ever start tribbing or dry humping?
>"beautiful technique on that armbar"
As a purple belt in BJJ...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fight of the year.
I feel like I'm just watching a murder, PVZ is not even fighting back, just trying to survive
>>64138519
Hah almost, but I think Hunt vs Rothwell was slower.
Loooooool break her arm
Holy shit, Rose is awful
OMFG HER SHIT IS SO BUSTED
had to tap out after the near choke at the end of round 3
Spurted pretty hard tho
> Things we learned from this fight
PVZ has heart
Rose can't finish
jesus
OW FUCK, THAT ARM
Major kudos to Paige for hanging in there.
WTF
HOW IS SHE NOT TAPPING
I want to see Joanna go full savage on these bitches.
>get the north/south
>stand back up with a bloody face
ban this sick filth
oh come on now
Can't even hate on that heart 2bh
OUCH my arm hurt just by watching
that fucking arm
Jesus fucking christ, that elbow
>"Paige Vanzant still having fun in there"
>cuts to view of her basically crying
WTF AT THESE ARMBARS IM CRINGING LIKE FUK M8 WAITIN FOR THE SNAP
DAMN SON
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT
>Joanna hasnt faced someone who can potentially take her down
did i hear that right?
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
10 year old boys are as strong as this
BREAK HER ROSE BREAK HER ROSE BREAK HER ROSE
how did she not tap holy shit
jesus, girls are so tough
YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR TOP LEG NEAR THE HEAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOUR FUCKING WHITE BELT SUBMISSION ATTEMPTS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUST BREAK HER FUCKING ARM
I'm a fan of PvZ now. She needs to improve a fuckton, her technique is shit, but that determination...
that fucking survival instinct what the shit
Talk all the shit you want about Paige
but she's a fucking beast.
THAT BITCH BROKE HER ARM AND KEPT FIGHTING
SHE WOULD LITERALLY BEAT ALL YOU FATASSES UP
Definite snap
not a fan of woman in ufc but this fight aint half bad
>anyone not named Claudia in the 115 division
Paige needs your energy
\o/
>>64138610
fuck that shes just receiving a beating, im a rose fan now
>>64138611
Real survival instinct would've been tapping 2+ rounds ago to fight another day. Her brain knows she's not in an actual fight to the death.
Paige's legs are so nice
Is this the most heart we've ever seen displayed in the UFC?
KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ
FINISH HER
So what is this? 50-40?
>grapple
>grapple
>grapple
>grapple
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
PVZ confirmed for new Miesha Tate
Next year all her shit will be broken
How the fuck...is Rose terrible or is Paige incredible?
DETERMINATION.
If this goes to decision, the score cards are going to be hilarious
>literally cannot get a submission despite being in 100% prime position
p-paige
Can't hate on fighters who have heart tbqh
Wow....she's legit tougher than most the faggots who post here.
>>64138632
sorry dwight
>>64138612
>a fuckign beast for not tapping and getting fucking smashed
>>64138613
>such bait
>Well it looks like Van Zant is finally on top for once
>That's actually a submission, it's called an omoplata
kek, fucking announcers.
>She's just gotta get in Rose's face and make something happen
Yeah, like her her face busted up some more.
If Paige wins I'll feel bad for stealing the stream from daddy Dana
>>64138612
A beast at getting the shit kicked out of her.
I've never understood the whole "x is tough as fuck, look how much of a beating they can take" the whole point is not to get your ass kicked.
>>64138636
Probably worse
>>64138634
>>64138610
It's not heart, it's lack of strength and technique. It's easy to keep fighting against an opponent that is *LITERALLY* incapable of harming you.
>>64138642
Women give birth to babies lad what do you expect
>>64138642
Rose has great setups but AWFUL submission technique. Paige, to her credit, is showing phenomenal heart.
Reminder that Rose tries to purposefully lose every fight she's in and Paige is guaranteed to win this. Just wait for it.
LEAVE IT ALL OUT THERE NO TECHNICAL ADVICE WHATSOEVER AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>pvz is so great for taking a big ass beating
lelel
THUG FURIOSA
EXPOSED
X
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how does anik still mispronounce jedrzejczyk
Rose should just bust her face up with striking. She aint gonna submit her.
paige is only good at being on her back
Fight Pass commenters... you fucking suck.. saying obvious shit the whole time... shilling as fuck...
dubs for PVZ KOing rose
What's the biggest point difference in a 5 rounder decision in the UFC?
>>64138683
They may as well just have brought in DJ Khaled
>PAIGE
>YOU SMAHT
>YOU LOYAL
>YOU WIN THIS
>>64138683
What technical advice would you give her? Be less shit?
>>64138634
frankie is p4p goat heart
>>64138642
see
>>64138566
>>64138679
m'lady
>>64138664
It's not bait, it's a fact. That little girl would beat the fuck out of 99% of you fat hotpocket chugging lardasses.
>>64138661
>a fuckign beast for not tapping
Yes. You memers don't even train to know how painful that shit actually is. I know you're all saying, "ROSE ISNT DOING IT RIGHT" but she kept scrambling and got out of 5 submissions.
>>64138709
fug her right in the pussy :-D
inb4 Pvz sub this round
Who /natty/ here?
>>64138673
resilience is an attribute is all they're saying
others would quit in the same circumstances
I shouldn't have to explain this ya fucking autist
HAHAHAHAHAG
>>64138677
more chance of a KO in a pillow fight
PVZ via split decision
>calling it
>>64138722
oh fugg >:D:D:DDD
>tfw you will never feel rose's top pressure
>>64138677
>elbow bent backwards
>blood dripping from the face
This is proof that you are a retard.
FINALLY HEEM TAPPY
>Joanna and Thug Rose will never kiss
OGRE
>>64138707
Franklin vs some black canadian.
So, I came three times.
MEME VANT ZANT BTFO LMAO
Gg
HEEM TAPPY
SHEEM TAPPY SHEEM FINALLY TAPPY!!!!!!!
TAPPY
Finally!
could have just gave up earlier and save your face
fotn and potn
>>64138724
here
LOL Paige poo stained confirmed!
What an ending!
>Main event for the ages
What the fuck?
SHEEM TAPPY
HEEM TAPPY
finally
SHEEM TAPPY
>>64138716
She can't hurt a 115lb woman, how is she going to hurt a man?
SHEEEM TAPPY
RiP Dana
>>64138696
this is the second time i've eaten my words tonight
MEEM'D
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CAREER OGRE
DANA BTFO
PLS CRY PAIGE PLS CRY PAIGE PLS CRY PAIGE PLS CRY PAIGE PLS CRY PAIGE PLS CRY PAIGE PLS CRY PAIGE PLS CRY PAIGE
Rose is such an ugly looking dyke
Here lies Panny Van Zanny
She tapped to avoid a 50-40 decision tbqh
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>>64138680
Try again faggot kek
PVZ had the heart to tap!
WHO /PERFECT PICKS/ HERE
ONLY ME AND ONE OTHER GUY
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
> dana going to give them both fight of the night bonus checks just so he doesn't feel sad
HOLY FUXK SHE'S CRYING
ronda now paige, ahhh women's mma nearly dead thank fuck.
All memes must end
>>64138793
kek
>>64138683
they know her technical limitations and they know they're not going to teach her how to circle and keep her distance in the 30 seconds between rounds
Ain't so pretty anymore, boys.
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Good card
solid 7/10
cry for me
McGreggor will be kill
mcgregor is next
all UFC darlings getting B T F O this year
If it was Big Nog in a fight like this, you'd all be praising his heart.
>>64137591
>>64137591
>>64137591
>>64137591
I PREDICT TEEZ TINGZ
>>64138773
>You fat fucks
>Men
O I AM LAFFIN
These bitches are manlier than you homos.
Sheem Gummy!
lmao dis bitch crying
PVZ looks qt as hell all beat up
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>ywn comfort paige
jdimsa
>NOT CRYING
BASED AS FUCK
>>64138680
It's hard to submit people who are covered in blood senpai
>waifu crying
someone help her....
BASED JJ
>>64138828
>first round
nice try
This girl is a level 2000 wigger.
>>64138828
"first"
>>64138743
dana make this happen
>>64138794
RIGHT HERE BROTHA
>>64138829
Is a fat guy banging your mom or something? You sure do seem mad.
>>64138828
Are you bragging about being wrong?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>those fucking retards who picked paige
>>64138838
FUCK THAT
>YWN RUB YOUR PENIS AGAINST ROSES'
HEAD
>>64138716
but srsly, stop baiting m8... that's ridiculous.
>>64138821
Fuck Big Nog, I never was a fan. The only good thing he did was beat the great ape back in pride after that slam
Oh man I thought that fight would be a close decision win for Rose, I wasn't expecting her to just beat the absolute fuck out of Paige
that wasn't even remotely close goddamn
>yfw Pat Barry gets knocked out by the flash photography.
>>64138855
>Croatia
>>64138855
Thank you Gabi for guarding my picks
which one of you nerds is sitting next to Joanna?
>>64138855
feels good to be perfect
god damn i should bet money i'm almost never wrong
>Mfw bookies set lines based on hype
>>64138859
PVZ white knight mad as fuck tbhfam.
>grillz cant fight
Dana on suicide watch! now we wait for mcjoker to lose
>that feel when JJ, Claudia, and Valerie would literally kill both of these bitches
>>64138859
No, but I'm banging yours.
I have a hard time rooting for a "muh heritage" white trash chick desu senpai
>Paige earned a lot of respect tonight.
lolololololololol
how mad are you faggots going to be when all the talk from this fight will be about PVZ's heart?
Anyone got the standing RNC webm?
Whoops my bad, didn't goof some people
THIS WILL HAPPEN TO THE OVER HYPED PRETTY BOY GOKU AS WELL
YES ROSE fuck yeahhh
>>64138893
it's because a bunch of morons will put money on paige thinking she's a sure thing
I feel a bit bad for PvZ but she needed to lose for her own good
/r/ing webm of rnc with blood gushing out of Paige's eye
just wanna pet my dog right now
Rose practicing for the literal kekolding she is going to give to Joanna "no ground game" Jedrzejczyk
>>64138897
Nah I don't think Rose is a beast and shes cute
>>64138868
No, she'd fuck you up.
Mr. White plz direct the PVZ hype cams to thug rose
>>64138860
JUST LIKE I PREDICTED ID KO SIVER STIFF IN THE FIRST 2 MINUTES
>>64138905
Nah man they might mention it but everyone's going to be calling for Rose to get a title shot
I mean fuck knows I'd rather see her get it than that boring little hue cunt
>ACTUALLY PICKING PAIGE
wow you guys are really smart
>tfw you overslept and completely missed Fight Night
Lads I'm really pissed off, I was legit looking forward to it all day and even set an alarm but apparently it was for no bloody reason.
>>64138855
>croatia
this is what happens when goofs try to take predictionkeks duty
>>64138905
Like how all the talk about Ronda being the greatest fighter and athlete in modern history? I don't take WMMA seriously, it's just a joke to get normies into the sport.
>Joanna now looking at technical wrestlefuck and blaxplosive wrestlefuck
>>64138910
Keked by Santos
>>64138900
Whoa, brah! Sick burn!
>>64138910
There should be a victory mark god dammit. 4/4 ain't bad.
>>64138920
m8, all of Rose's takedowns were PVZ failing and ending up on bottom
there's no way Rose is taking Joanna down
>>64138917
>we will never see blood gushing out of PVZ's vagina
>we've seen angela magana cream herself
>>64138919
>watering eyes
>the sniffles
>>64138920
joanna is at the end of her career
rose can be top 5 for the next 5 years unless real athletes get into the sport
>>64138940
Yeah but Joanna isn't getting outstruck by Rose and that played a fairly big role in this fight
>>64138919
Hnnnnnnnngh and finally I came. Christ there are ropes of syrupy semen everywhere in this room now.
>one of your biggest cash cows and the only one in women's MMA is fucking finished
>nobody gives a shit about Holm, Miesha, or Joanna
>PVZ is fucking done
>DC is gonna meem all over JBJ
>Aldo is gonna BTFO out of McGregor
>no one gives a flying fuck about heavyweights or the lower weight classes
>Gastelum is a permascrub brawler
>Sage exposed
Dana is fucking finished
>>64138919
kek looks like she's been dating a black guy.
>>64138919
damn it's like she got broken up with on v day or something
I wanna see that failed RNC again that shit was crazy
You idiots making fun of PVZ when she's tougher than all you pussies combined. If I put you in an armbar you'd insta-tap like the little bitches you are.
People don't realize the god's are eliminating all competition so when Conor KO's Aldo he'll completely own the UFC, think about it there's no one left to challenge his reign. Conor Bless, EIRREEEEE!!!
>>64138925
Ridiculous white knighting is ridiculous. I'd heem her in under a round m8.
Anyone here ever used a flotation tank?
