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BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
literally zero muscle mass to squeeze a guillotine lel
PUT HER IN A BODYBAG
FIGHT IS OFFICIALLY RULED A NC
PVZ HAS USED TOO MUCH ENERGY BEING A ROCKSTAR
3 10-8 ROUNDS IN A ROW HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUCK THE GOLDEN GOOSES
lazy thread making senpai
I was ready to type
SHEEM TAP...then she held on.
Lmao getting out of that choke was like some wwe shit
my fucking sides
the hype train is crashing
the hype train is burning
WOW
I'm impressed with PVZ
That fucking heart
>>64138422
i meant rear naked choke, obviously
JUST
PVZ DESTROYED
I'm having a good fap watching these two girls scissor desu senpai.
Reminder that Rose purposefully tries to lose every single fight she's in and that Paige is guaranteed to win. Continue waiting for it.
Who /camewhilewatchingtheRNC/ here?
>>64138448
>Well, she sure doesn't know any moves or is good in any way, but she sure is tough!
>>64138422
didn't push with her hips or she would've got it
>115 femlets literally lack the upper body strength to finish a clean RNC
WHAT HEART, SHE'S A REAL WARRIOR LADS. This division was a mistake.
>>64138448
....will we see the first 50-40 decision ever?
Just once I want to make love to a woman who has a super flat toned tummy like those girls.
>mens lighter divisions
quick technical fights
>womens light division
sluggish shitty fight, cant even do a rnc
>>64138464
FUCK
Roses arm gotta be a little tired now, she was squeezin like a mothafucker
SHES GETTING BUTCHERED ON THE FEET
AND BUTCHERED ON THE GROUND
Northcutt will probably get exposed as well against the older guys
> casuals in charge of threads
I was impressed by Paige's heart desu. Most girls would have quit then and there.
Wtf she doesn't tap
these girls are amateur tier fighters
HEEM TAPPY
Came buckets but the close up of her Rory Mac face impression kinda ruined it
>>64138474
paige unlocked the top pretty fast too, she probably gets rnc'd a lot at TAM
good fight
Literally the slowest arm bar ever
Lol how is this not over yet?
>>64138487
>>mens lighter divisions
>quick technical fights
Fuck off this isn't even remotely true.
Why isn't this the mainevent of 194? Seems sexist
>goes for the elevator
Maybe instead of working on meme transitions you could've worked on takedowns while at a gym filled with wrestlers.
What a weak fucken choke.
Can't believe Paige is still going though. Tough little bitch ay.
Also, OP is a faggot.
THIS FUCKING HEART
Literally no strength and technique
This is like watching 2 kids in middle school fight
>>64138504
Yeah I would've given up after my meme kick missed to start the 3rd. Fuck it by that point.
Do they ever start tribbing or dry humping?
>"beautiful technique on that armbar"
As a purple belt in BJJ...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fight of the year.
I feel like I'm just watching a murder, PVZ is not even fighting back, just trying to survive
>>64138519
Hah almost, but I think Hunt vs Rothwell was slower.
Loooooool break her arm
Holy shit, Rose is awful
OMFG HER SHIT IS SO BUSTED
had to tap out after the near choke at the end of round 3
Spurted pretty hard tho
> Things we learned from this fight
PVZ has heart
Rose can't finish
jesus
OW FUCK, THAT ARM
Major kudos to Paige for hanging in there.
WTF
HOW IS SHE NOT TAPPING
I want to see Joanna go full savage on these bitches.
>get the north/south
>stand back up with a bloody face
ban this sick filth
oh come on now
Can't even hate on that heart 2bh
OUCH my arm hurt just by watching
that fucking arm
Jesus fucking christ, that elbow
>"Paige Vanzant still having fun in there"
>cuts to view of her basically crying
WTF AT THESE ARMBARS IM CRINGING LIKE FUK M8 WAITIN FOR THE SNAP
DAMN SON
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT
>Joanna hasnt faced someone who can potentially take her down
did i hear that right?
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
10 year old boys are as strong as this
BREAK HER ROSE BREAK HER ROSE BREAK HER ROSE
how did she not tap holy shit
jesus, girls are so tough
YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR TOP LEG NEAR THE HEAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOUR FUCKING WHITE BELT SUBMISSION ATTEMPTS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUST BREAK HER FUCKING ARM
I'm a fan of PvZ now. She needs to improve a fuckton, her technique is shit, but that determination...
that fucking survival instinct what the shit
Talk all the shit you want about Paige
but she's a fucking beast.
THAT BITCH BROKE HER ARM AND KEPT FIGHTING
SHE WOULD LITERALLY BEAT ALL YOU FATASSES UP
Definite snap
not a fan of woman in ufc but this fight aint half bad
>anyone not named Claudia in the 115 division
Paige needs your energy
\o/
>>64138610
fuck that shes just receiving a beating, im a rose fan now
>>64138611
Real survival instinct would've been tapping 2+ rounds ago to fight another day. Her brain knows she's not in an actual fight to the death.
Paige's legs are so nice
Is this the most heart we've ever seen displayed in the UFC?
KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ KILL PVZ
FINISH HER
So what is this? 50-40?
>grapple
>grapple
>grapple
>grapple
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
PVZ confirmed for new Miesha Tate
Next year all her shit will be broken
How the fuck...is Rose terrible or is Paige incredible?
DETERMINATION.
If this goes to decision, the score cards are going to be hilarious
>literally cannot get a submission despite being in 100% prime position
p-paige
Can't hate on fighters who have heart tbqh
Wow....she's legit tougher than most the faggots who post here.
>>64138632
sorry dwight
>>64138612
>a fuckign beast for not tapping and getting fucking smashed
>>64138613
>such bait
>Well it looks like Van Zant is finally on top for once
>That's actually a submission, it's called an omoplata
kek, fucking announcers.
>She's just gotta get in Rose's face and make something happen
Yeah, like her her face busted up some more.
If Paige wins I'll feel bad for stealing the stream from daddy Dana
>>64138612
A beast at getting the shit kicked out of her.
I've never understood the whole "x is tough as fuck, look how much of a beating they can take" the whole point is not to get your ass kicked.
>>64138636
Probably worse
>>64138634
>>64138610
It's not heart, it's lack of strength and technique. It's easy to keep fighting against an opponent that is *LITERALLY* incapable of harming you.
>>64138642
Women give birth to babies lad what do you expect
>>64138642
Rose has great setups but AWFUL submission technique. Paige, to her credit, is showing phenomenal heart.
Reminder that Rose tries to purposefully lose every fight she's in and Paige is guaranteed to win this. Just wait for it.
LEAVE IT ALL OUT THERE NO TECHNICAL ADVICE WHATSOEVER AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>pvz is so great for taking a big ass beating
lelel
THUG FURIOSA
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D
how does anik still mispronounce jedrzejczyk
Rose should just bust her face up with striking. She aint gonna submit her.
paige is only good at being on her back
Fight Pass commenters... you fucking suck.. saying obvious shit the whole time... shilling as fuck...
dubs for PVZ KOing rose
What's the biggest point difference in a 5 rounder decision in the UFC?
>>64138683
They may as well just have brought in DJ Khaled
>PAIGE
>YOU SMAHT
>YOU LOYAL
>YOU WIN THIS
>>64138683
What technical advice would you give her? Be less shit?
>>64138634
frankie is p4p goat heart
>>64138679
m'lady
>>64138664
It's not bait, it's a fact. That little girl would beat the fuck out of 99% of you fat hotpocket chugging lardasses.
>>64138661
>a fuckign beast for not tapping
Yes. You memers don't even train to know how painful that shit actually is. I know you're all saying, "ROSE ISNT DOING IT RIGHT" but she kept scrambling and got out of 5 submissions.
>>64138709
fug her right in the pussy :-D
inb4 Pvz sub this round
Who /natty/ here?
>>64138673
resilience is an attribute is all they're saying
others would quit in the same circumstances
I shouldn't have to explain this ya fucking autist
HAHAHAHAHAG
>>64138677
more chance of a KO in a pillow fight
PVZ via split decision
>calling it
>>64138722
oh fugg >:D:D:DDD
>tfw you will never feel rose's top pressure
>>64138677
>elbow bent backwards
>blood dripping from the face
This is proof that you are a retard.
FINALLY HEEM TAPPY
>Joanna and Thug Rose will never kiss
OGRE
>>64138707
Franklin vs some black canadian.
So, I came three times.
MEME VANT ZANT BTFO LMAO
Gg
HEEM TAPPY
SHEEM TAPPY SHEEM FINALLY TAPPY!!!!!!!
TAPPY
Finally!
could have just gave up earlier and save your face
fotn and potn
LOL Paige poo stained confirmed!
What an ending!
>Main event for the ages
What the fuck?
SHEEM TAPPY
HEEM TAPPY
finally
SHEEM TAPPY
>>64138716
She can't hurt a 115lb woman, how is she going to hurt a man?
SHEEEM TAPPY
RiP Dana
>>64138696
this is the second time i've eaten my words tonight
MEEM'D
E
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M
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D
CAREER OGRE
DANA BTFO
PLS CRY PAIGE PLS CRY PAIGE PLS CRY PAIGE PLS CRY PAIGE PLS CRY PAIGE PLS CRY PAIGE PLS CRY PAIGE PLS CRY PAIGE
Rose is such an ugly looking dyke
Here lies Panny Van Zanny
She tapped to avoid a 50-40 decision tbqh
SHEEM TAPPY
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>>64138680
Try again faggot kek
PVZ had the heart to tap!
WHO /PERFECT PICKS/ HERE
ONLY ME AND ONE OTHER GUY
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
> dana going to give them both fight of the night bonus checks just so he doesn't feel sad
HOLY FUXK SHE'S CRYING
ronda now paige, ahhh women's mma nearly dead thank fuck.
All memes must end
>>64138793
kek
>>64138683
they know her technical limitations and they know they're not going to teach her how to circle and keep her distance in the 30 seconds between rounds
Ain't so pretty anymore, boys.
Good card
solid 7/10
cry for me
McGreggor will be kill
mcgregor is next
all UFC darlings getting B T F O this year
If it was Big Nog in a fight like this, you'd all be praising his heart.
>>64137591
>>64137591
>>64137591
>>64137591
I PREDICT TEEZ TINGZ
>>64138773
>You fat fucks
>Men
O I AM LAFFIN
These bitches are manlier than you homos.
Sheem Gummy!
lmao dis bitch crying
PVZ looks qt as hell all beat up
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>ywn comfort paige
jdimsa
>NOT CRYING
BASED AS FUCK
>>64138680
It's hard to submit people who are covered in blood senpai
>waifu crying
someone help her....
BASED JJ
>>64138828
>first round
nice try
This girl is a level 2000 wigger.
>>64138828
"first"
>>64138743
dana make this happen
>>64138794
RIGHT HERE BROTHA
>>64138829
Is a fat guy banging your mom or something? You sure do seem mad.
>>64138828
Are you bragging about being wrong?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>those fucking retards who picked paige
>>64138838
FUCK THAT
>YWN RUB YOUR PENIS AGAINST ROSES'
HEAD
>>64138716
but srsly, stop baiting m8... that's ridiculous.
>>64138821
Fuck Big Nog, I never was a fan. The only good thing he did was beat the great ape back in pride after that slam
Oh man I thought that fight would be a close decision win for Rose, I wasn't expecting her to just beat the absolute fuck out of Paige
that wasn't even remotely close goddamn
>yfw Pat Barry gets knocked out by the flash photography.
>>64138855
>Croatia
>>64138855
Thank you Gabi for guarding my picks
which one of you nerds is sitting next to Joanna?
>>64138855
feels good to be perfect
god damn i should bet money i'm almost never wrong
>Mfw bookies set lines based on hype
>>64138859
PVZ white knight mad as fuck tbhfam.
>grillz cant fight
Dana on suicide watch! now we wait for mcjoker to lose
>that feel when JJ, Claudia, and Valerie would literally kill both of these bitches
>>64138859
No, but I'm banging yours.
I have a hard time rooting for a "muh heritage" white trash chick desu senpai
>Paige earned a lot of respect tonight.
lolololololololol
how mad are you faggots going to be when all the talk from this fight will be about PVZ's heart?
Anyone got the standing RNC webm?
Whoops my bad, didn't goof some people
THIS WILL HAPPEN TO THE OVER HYPED PRETTY BOY GOKU AS WELL
YES ROSE fuck yeahhh
>>64138893
it's because a bunch of morons will put money on paige thinking she's a sure thing
I feel a bit bad for PvZ but she needed to lose for her own good
/r/ing webm of rnc with blood gushing out of Paige's eye
just wanna pet my dog right now
Rose practicing for the literal kekolding she is going to give to Joanna "no ground game" Jedrzejczyk
>>64138897
Nah I don't think Rose is a beast and shes cute
>>64138868
No, she'd fuck you up.
Mr. White plz direct the PVZ hype cams to thug rose
>>64138860
JUST LIKE I PREDICTED ID KO SIVER STIFF IN THE FIRST 2 MINUTES
>>64138905
Nah man they might mention it but everyone's going to be calling for Rose to get a title shot
I mean fuck knows I'd rather see her get it than that boring little hue cunt
>ACTUALLY PICKING PAIGE
wow you guys are really smart
>tfw you overslept and completely missed Fight Night
Lads I'm really pissed off, I was legit looking forward to it all day and even set an alarm but apparently it was for no bloody reason.
>>64138855
>croatia
this is what happens when goofs try to take predictionkeks duty
>>64138905
Like how all the talk about Ronda being the greatest fighter and athlete in modern history? I don't take WMMA seriously, it's just a joke to get normies into the sport.
>Joanna now looking at technical wrestlefuck and blaxplosive wrestlefuck
>>64138910
Keked by Santos
>>64138900
Whoa, brah! Sick burn!
>>64138910
There should be a victory mark god dammit. 4/4 ain't bad.
>>64138920
m8, all of Rose's takedowns were PVZ failing and ending up on bottom
there's no way Rose is taking Joanna down
>>64138917
>we will never see blood gushing out of PVZ's vagina
>we've seen angela magana cream herself
>>64138919
>watering eyes
>the sniffles
>>64138920
joanna is at the end of her career
rose can be top 5 for the next 5 years unless real athletes get into the sport
>>64138940
Yeah but Joanna isn't getting outstruck by Rose and that played a fairly big role in this fight
>>64138919
Hnnnnnnnngh and finally I came. Christ there are ropes of syrupy semen everywhere in this room now.
>one of your biggest cash cows and the only one in women's MMA is fucking finished
>nobody gives a shit about Holm, Miesha, or Joanna
>PVZ is fucking done
>DC is gonna meem all over JBJ
>Aldo is gonna BTFO out of McGregor
>no one gives a flying fuck about heavyweights or the lower weight classes
>Gastelum is a permascrub brawler
>Sage exposed
Dana is fucking finished
>>64138919
kek looks like she's been dating a black guy.
>>64138919
damn it's like she got broken up with on v day or something
I wanna see that failed RNC again that shit was crazy
You idiots making fun of PVZ when she's tougher than all you pussies combined. If I put you in an armbar you'd insta-tap like the little bitches you are.
People don't realize the god's are eliminating all competition so when Conor KO's Aldo he'll completely own the UFC, think about it there's no one left to challenge his reign. Conor Bless, EIRREEEEE!!!
>>64138925
Ridiculous white knighting is ridiculous. I'd heem her in under a round m8.
Anyone here ever used a flotation tank?
>>64138932
im uploading my hidef torrent in 5 minutes
enjoy
Holy shit Ronda has ballooned up since the fight.
>PV̶Z̶
ayy
>>64138960
>no thug rose gf
feels bad senpaitachi
>>64138920
hahahah.. ahahahahhaha.... hahahahahah.... fuckw ait... shit... let me breath... HAHAHAHAH! joanna is a stone cold murderer... she would heem rose 6 times before she even hit the canvas
>>64138919
LOL, why do they zoom in on her face? bahahaha
>>64138970
>DC is gonna meem all over JBJ
I was witchu til this.
>>64138970
>JBJ hates you
missed one
>>64138932
you didnt miss much lad desu
>>64138972
hehehehe get it ? xD
>>64138960
prettiest girl in the world, I wish I could kiss her on the lips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jJnyyta07k
He's going to save us from these shitshows
>>64138986
JUST
shes going to get dumpstered if dana rushes her back for a rematch
>>64138954
>Doesn't know what a lateral drop is
>>64138977
MODS MODS MODS
>Can we just ban this guy? Obvious troll.
>>64138991
woah didn't know that word filter
>>64138920
how is she going to get past joannas teep and jab?
>>64138919
yfw you'll never console post rekt'd Paige with a good dicking to get her mind off things.
Why even live
>>64139003
Jew triggered?
>>64138981
lol no you wouldn't. Those two little girls would legitimately slap your shit. You're a bitch.
>>64138954
Rose just overpowered Paige, she was superior in literally every aspect
>>64138997
For the raw emotions
>>64139003
Because her TV was stolen, right?
>>64138986
#DontbeaDNB
#Dontneedamantotakecareofme
after claudia beats joanna (again) joanna will retire, she wants to have babies
>>64138986
>hey you gotta cigarette
No.
>well fuck you
>>64138970
>implying JBJ wont meme all over DC
>implying the UFC will promote him when he wins
If Aldo can win I might literally cum buckets at the UFC literally dying.
>>64138986
She's always walked around at 160 anon
>>64139023
Your smack is weak and pathetic as is your fighter.
>off to fuck ur mum senseless
>>64138970
PVZ can get better, Sage fucking won his fight, JBJ is going to remain functionally undefeated and McGregor is going to murder Jose Aldo in the cage.
>>64138986
Travis has to hold her hand or else she will wander off and get lost.
If Paige Van Zant were a pornstar she'd be called Paige Sans Pants
>>64139016
Literally how is what I said trolling you faggot?
>>64138970
>>DC is gonna meem all over JBJ
>>Aldo is gonna BTFO out of McGregor
Neither of these things will happen. McGOAT and Jones will keep the UFC going strong.
You haters have been saying the UFC is gonna die "any day now" for years and they keep getting new stars. Just give up already and accept Uncle Dana haunts your dreams.
>>64138970
AND Rogaine may leave
Rose looked good and you idiots don't know shit about technique or fighting.
>>64138984
>>64139000
Was it pretty lacklustre? Which fights should I watch
Dammit this is shite
>>64139035
oh man I died
>>64139016
>Can we just ban this guy for insulting me?
Does this look like /r/mma to you?
>>64139016
>WAAAAAAH A PERSON DISAGREES WITH ME PLEASE BAN HIM FROM MY MALE RIGHTS PERMAVIRGINITY CIRCLEJERK CLUBHOUSE HUGBOX
Eat a fucking dick and go back to reddit you scrub.
>>64139047
dream on dana
>>64139059
I saw stiffness
That was fun to watch
Hopefully Tecia and Rose fight again
>>64139059
The casuals only watched the card for Sage and Van Zant cut them some slack mate
>>64139047
>McGregor is going to murder Jose Aldo in the cage
Are you serious?
>>64138977
*flicks hab at you *
*loads up overhand right *
Listen kiddo, this is a Fucking shark tank here. Shut your mouth before I pack your shit bitch boy.
don't really like Conor anymore, his act is just annoying now, but I don't want him to lose because I think his hype train is good for the UFC.
Anybody else agree?
>>64139056
>Jones
It'll be funny watching them crawl back to him and promoting him over everyone else if Conor loses.
>>64139068
all of them
it was a great card, even prelims
only 2 decisions
are we going to get another embedded tonight guys, I want my UFC high to keep going
Cody Phister looked great tonight.
1 outta 2 aint bad
>>64139017
What word you ice nigger?
>>64138970
>Aldo is gonna BTFO out of McGregor
Are you retarded?
>>64139068
You missed some great times man, sorry.
ZANE SIMON AND NATE ARE LIVE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6FLtMvzc_Y
>>64139068
only 2 decisions. best pure fights were ET /silva, edwuardo/sterling and chelsia/miller
>>64139092
But seriously, if you're memeing on Rose's technique for those submissions then you don't know shit.
>>64139093
>I don't want him to lose because I think his hype train is good for the UFC
Who the fuck cares, so UFC gets a few more millions it doesn't change literally anything
>>64139068
It was a very good card, especially the main event.
>namajunas
>nah, i'ma hoon yas
:D
>>64139093
I'm tired of the fucking hype and I'm tired of seeing his fucking face everywhere, same as with Ronda.
Not gonna be here on Saturday because it's just gonna be Irishfags shitposting nonstop. It's fucking enough already.
>>64138977
I'd literally be strong enough to close my arm
>>64139120
it's good for the sport though
That card felt PPV-tier.
>Elias getting meme'd on
>Paige getting meme'd on (But showing great heart)
>Great BJJ display by Chiesa and Miller
The worst fight of the card was actually Cody and Sage due to how amateur it looked and the fact that the ref was in Dana's pocket.
Thug Rose master Race!!!
>>64139093
it's not an act anon he is free formless. An honest expression of ones self.
>>64138986
Its only been like a month. How do you even gain that much weight in a month? Holly looked pretty much like she did on fight night tonight.
>>64139108
>>64139113
>>64139097
;_;
Fight Pass won't even get this shit, bros where can I get it online?
Going to make it a bloody point not to miss tonight
>>64139130
you Canadians were just as bad when GSP was still fighting. Wait, bad comparison, GSP isn't a total cunt like Conor is
>>64139136
Why, because you'll have more casuals to discuss one fighter with?
Meanwhile it entirely encourages the trend of putting on an act and treating every opponent like shit (which we're already seeing with some people) so it kind of fucks the sport really.
WHO
/JUSTWANNAPETROSESDOG/
HERE
???
>MISHKA
PRESS CONFERENCE WHEN?!
Fighters with Movement:
>McGregor
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>>64139093
>>64139130
The ufc is a cancerous organization, the way they shove fighters down your throat makes me sick I'd rather they let the fighters promote themselves like boxing.
>>64139162
yea when more people get involved in the sport that's a good thing for the sport
>>64139172
M I G H T Y
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>>64139133
Then we'd stand up and I'd KO you stiff as a board.
>>64139173
yeah and dodge each other for decades like boxers do. No thanks
>>64139161
breaking news: famous athlete considered cunt by some guy who doesn't know him!
>>64139160
Do these not work?
http://www.ufc.tv/video/namajunas-vs-vanzant-fight-pass-prelims
http://www.ufc.tv/video/namajunas-vs-vanzant
>>64139093
>his act is just annoying now
It's only started to get better though
>>64139159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9IxdUHrQZo
>>64139159
you can't be this silly anon
surely
>>64139101
f@ms
>>64139189
Well I don't know you so maybe that's true, but I can assure you neither paige nor rose would do shit to me.
>>64139183
No it's good for the UFC, not the sport. I can't think of any reason why the sport itself is benefited.
>>64139098
Yeah hope so too, I wouldn't mind a 13 minute one tbhfam.
>>64139214
Of course they wouldn't cause they weigh 115 lbs but that's irrelevant to the discussion at hand.
>>64139223
UFC basically is the sport, no one cares about the other organisations.
>>64139200
They can still organize the fights, but they don't have to pick their superstars and then shove them down our throats and tell us they're the 'once ever' and all that bullshit.
>>64139189
oh shut the fuck up you rping keyboard warrior
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT THE CUTER ONES ALWAYS PREVAIL
So Sage won. He didn't take much damage so you think he'd want to fight again really soon, but do you throw him to one of the wolves in the lightweight division in his next fight or give him another average fighter? I mean they can't keep him from facing one of the top 10 guys soon, especially with something like UFC 200 approaching.
>>64139240
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>>64139173
They used to. Guys like Chuck, Tito, Randy, GSP, Anderson, all them, they got big by being great fighters and having good personalities. They didn't need to be hyped, they hyped themselves.
Used to be, you'd get one countdown show before a PPV with 10 minutes or so about each fighter and that was it. Now, it's months-long media tours, articles plastered all over every news site, fighters on Jimmy Kimmel. The UFC hypes these fighters so fucking much, they create bubbles. They hype these fighters so much that one loss completely destroys them. Ronda lost, now everyone's making fun of her. Same'll happen to Conor when he loses, whether it's to Aldo or someone else.
It's dumb and short-sighted. You can't build long-term stars that way.
>>64139212
Senpaitachi thanks desu
>>64139236
Oh sorry I read that wrong, I thought you said if Rose put me in an arm bar I'd tap, don't know you so can't say what you are or aren't capable of.
>>64139254
At least give him a top 15 guy, like, put him up against Jim Miller or someone that's worth something.
>>64139250
why did she shave her head!!!
>>64139244
Do you only watch MMA when McMemer is fighting faget?
>>64139259
Hey anon what filtered word gets you senpaitachi
I NEVER DOUBTED YOU ROSE
CONGRATS
>>64139275
its a fight
not a beauty contest
and it makes no difference when shes pegging pat from the read
>>64139250
maybe she'll buy a wig with her fight bonus
>>64139254
Not until he's ready to train full time. He's still fairly raw and we saw taht tonight. Give him some more time to develop his memes, bring him up slow.
Sage vs Khabib next
>>64139256
It really damages the legitimacy of the organization and mma in general when they hype a girl like Ronda up so much and have Rogan and Dana and everyone acting like she's a God and then she gets completely exposed, makes the sport seem like a joke.
>>64139286
senpaitachi does
>>64139288
yeah but everyone wants to see a pretty person succeed. Why do you think PVZ and Sage are popular
>>64139288
I heard one time she was pegging Pat and a lock of her hair hit him in the jaw and knocked him out.
That's why she shaved it off.
>>64139164
Sorry brah I'm a car guy, so i'm /justwannapetrosespussy / instead.
>>64139254
>do you throw him to one of the wolves in the lightweight division in his next fight or give him another average fighter?
What do you think? Yeah Dana is totally going to give him a ranked opponent when Cody Pfister was on his way to easily winning a round against him
Irish are one of the scumiest people on the earth. Thank god they are relegated to being the butt of many jokes and have no really influence on this planet. Let them have Mcnuggets for 2 more days.
>>64139250
it bothers me how much better looking she is with hair
hey guys, look, UFC made the ESPN home page
Realistic opponent for Sage?
Shane Campbell
Joe Ellenberger
Kajan Johnson
>>64139324
i wanna see him fight Pettis lol hell i think Sergio could beat Sage
>>64139254
He's only 19, as far as i'm concerned if he wants to fight guys outside the top ten for the next few years that's completely fine, in fact that's what he should do, that'll give him a chance to improve his skills and gain experience and there's nothing wrong with that.
Daily reminder Ireland posted this
>>64139328
yea literally why'd she have to shave her head like that, tomboy look is gross imo
>That ref stand up in the Sage fight
Anyone got a stream of the fight?
>>64139288
hello reddit
>>64139311
That, and it backfires with the fans that really matter. Sure, the casuals get excited, but the casuals don't buy pay per views, and only watch when Ronda or Conor or whoever the flavour of the month fighter is is on the card.
Hardcores who actually spend money on the sort know how full of shit the UFC is with their promos and they get annoyed by it.
They're bringing in the wrong fans and alienating the right ones.
>>64139256
This guy gets it
W-what would have happened if it was Joanna instead of Rose?
>>64139328
>>64139370
murder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7x_vJwYP6k post fight presser
>>64139356
they are very gullible for UFC hypetrains
See: Gregor, Conor Mc
>>64139357
How long does girl hair take to grow back to length
>>64139367
it's entertainment as well as a sport. I personally like the coverage especially the embeddeds. Im sure if that stuff was around for those others guy they would've done it to
>>64139275
Paige Van Zant promised to shave her head for charity, but backed out. Autists still hold this against her to this day. Rose however shaved her head, both playing mind games with Paige and proving her better strength of character.
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>>64139374
How do we petition her to grow her hair back
>>64139395
half an inch a month
>you're welcome
>>64139395
depends what length, you bellend
>>64139395
a few years
>>64139363
>but the casuals don't buy pay per views
What the FUCK am I reading
>>64138799
Holly and Rose are wayyyyy better than Paige and Ronda.
>>64139405
>>64139406
See
>>64139402
How long for this length
>>64139401
she also rubbed her head after the fight
paige got keked hard
maybe she'll learn to stop lying to children dying of cancer and pretending to be a good person
>>64139374
>>64139250
oh my FUCKING GOD she's so cute
she's the kind of cute you want to protect. we can't let her get heemed.
>>64139415
Nobody cares about uggos though
>>64139427
then write Dana a letter so she doesnt fight JJ
>>64139328
Women don't dress to impress you Fergal
>>64139425
two years
source: my hair is that long
>>64139425
1 year, I'm a dude though so maybe it's different for girls.
She'd be cute with hair shorter than that though, so it shouldn't be too bad. Let's just hope she doesn't do it again.
>>64139444
joanna is losing to claudia and retiring
claudia barely even lost the 1st time
90% of people said she won
>jones returns, goes straight to HW
>i dont have anything to prove at LHW im tryn to make history
>if u want a rematch earn it at HW fatass DC
>jones super BTFOs DC in HW rematch with his newfound roid mass
that would be great
I'm off to bed. If you guys get a chance, Google "John 3:16"
Rose vs Claudia, 5 rounds. I wonder what that would be like.
Really though what a great fight, puts a lot of spotlight on Rose and I wouldn't be surprised if she actually gets the next title shot, yeah Claudia might deserve it but fuck Claudia put her in there with Esparza or something
>>64139448
she did it again before she left for vegas
Does anybody know why Rose cut her hair though? Was it for one of those charity things?
>>64139401
Rose said she did it because it was pissing her off in training.
>>64139400
So you enjoyed months and months of Rogan calling Ronda a "once ever" athlete, and a superhero, and goddamn Demi Lovato and Marky Mark telling us why Ronda is so amazing? You enjoyed Ronda being on every news site everywhere, on Kimmel, all over social media, shilling her book, and talking shit about Kim Kardashian for no apparent reason?
Because if so, you and I have very different ideas of what constitutes entertainment.
imaging pixie cut rose in a couple months rn
WE ARE LIVE PRESS CONFERENCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7x_vJwYP6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7x_vJwYP6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7x_vJwYP6k
>>64139457
you dont believe that yourself
presser is live
>>64139325
Haha! Holy shit! I just got why they call em' Micks!
>Ronda - EXPOSED HARD. Now she looks like a hobo.
>Elias - exposed
>PVZ - exposed
>Sage - (kinda exposed but that fight was fixed anyway but mark my words his time will come)
>Weidman - Hard to say but Luke has a strong chance
>McMemor - It's going to happen in 2 days GUARANTEED.
What is Dana thinking right now?
damn, she will never be attractive anymore
>>64139413
They don't. They go to bars and watch them. A bunch of my friends no nothing at all about MMA, but they go to bars to watch Ronda cards.
>>64139476
yes
>>64139483
just stop embarrassing yourself
i know more about women's mma than any man should
>>64139487
holy shit mind actually blown
>>64139483
Not that guy, but I agree with him. Claudia will retire Joanna. She has already had a very long fighting career and wants a family. Once she loses the belt she won't be back.
>>64139487
i always thought it was migs until i saw it spelled out on 4chan the other day
>>64139497
fuck off faggot she has that whole i look like a lesbian but im straight thing going for her
>>64139497
stfu
>>64139476
not to mention the whole mayweather shit and Ronda strutting around thinking she was some bad ass that could beat up any man ect... So glad she got exposed.
>>64139497
>that filter
>professional photographer
>that photoshop
>making the eyes blue so they pop
top kek
women are such dumb fuck hypocrictical whores
>>64139483
Ehhh I think Claudia can beat JJ to be frank with you. She showed lots of holes against Letourneau and if she cruised to a split decision in 3 rounds, a 5 round championship match will expose her more, but we'll have to wait and see.
>>64139435
>Nobody cares about tripfags who show up for big events and have casual tier opinions.
>>64139499
So uh, Ronda selling more PPVs than anyone not named Brock Lesnar or GSP is because the hardcore fans love her so much?
I mean, your friends viewing habits dictate the rest of the world so it must be true
>>64139504
so you can read articles others wrote ..... wow you are an expert
>>64139531
Yes cause she's the one who edited that herself.
Wtf is wrong with Irish people?
>>64139533
I think they're both gonna go hard early in the rematch. Could end up being a real banger for that ages
Would McGregor get immediate rematch if Aldo heems him quick?
>>64139533
>She showed lots of holes against Letourneau
She showed literally one hole and that was that she can be taken down by bigger and stronger wrestlers
I mean, she might have glass hands too but let's not hold that against her
>>64139547
uh oh here comes /r/mma to the fair maiden's rescue
>>64139549
Yes. Then he would beat Aldo. The. Aldo would get an immediate rematch.
Because this is what the UFC does now.
WE'RE LIVE NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7x_vJwYP6k
Sage.
>>64139562
Calling you a retard isn't white knighting faggot.
>>64139547
The Irish are one of the scumiest people on the earth. Thank god they are relegated to being the butt of many jokes and have no really influence on this planet. Let them have Mcnuggets for 2 more days.
I hate Michael Chiesa so much.
How can one guy be so profesional and always gets the first question?
>>64139549
Honestly probably not, if it were a decision or was controversial in even the tiniest way they probably would or Conor would talk his way into one, but if he got rekt quick I think he'd move up and take a big fight with Cowboy or something
>>64139565
Lol Aldo would not get immediate rematch if he got meme'd on first round, UFC wants Connor as champ
>>64139549
>>64139565
>Aldo heems ConGOAT McGregHOF
>a month passes
>UFC & USADA statement on Aldo's post-fight cum test
>We found traces of masking agent
>Sage at presser
what goofy thing will he say?
Am I the only one who became a PVZ fan tonight? Never really cared for the girl but a lot of women would have given up under those circumstances.
>>64139547
hes the one who fell for the PVZ hype train and was cheerleading HARD prior
>>64139588
So you could see immediate rematch with decision?
Can you imagine if Sage had had the Diaz brothers' lives instead of his?
>>64139597
of course not what a retarded reason to become a fan
>>64139597
She did give up, she literally tapped
>>64139621
>what a retarded reason to become a fan
So sorry I admire grit and heart.
>>64139547
we're not all that stupid don't worry, Ireland consists of about 90% utter faggots and about 10% legends.
>>64139575
>>64139575
>assblasted americlaps still crying that their chad wrestler got the shit beaten out of him by someone from a real fighting nation
Rose looks like an ugly bull dyke with her shitty new haircut and only redditors who think "womens fighting should be taken as seriously as mens", "le not a beauty pagent","maybe if I defend these girls online I'll finally lose my virginity" disagree.
>>64139614
like, maybe
I don't think they're so disgusting as to make the fight if Conor loses unless it's close or controversial or something but I won't put it past them
I mean look at Velasquez/Werdum 2
>>64139597
She fought to the end, like Faber against MTB
I can't root for Rose because she's another one of those muh heritage idiots. Also she looks like an ugly goblin dyke now
>>64139634
Theres literally hundreds of fighters who go through similar circumstances and actually finish the fight
Better yet put up a fight
>>64139625
That friend who doesn't tap when you get him in a armbar because he knows you won't break his arm detected
>>64139637
>a real fighting nation
but the USA is easily the best mma country in the world
>>64139637
>Going from talking about Rose to Chad
This is some shit tier bait. Where will you hide when Aldo beats him up and bloodies his face for 5 rounds? Kill yourself.
>>64139647
>2016 - 1 month
>not being attracted to lesbians
>>64139636
>keking your own nation in an attempt to suck the cock of an american so you can try to fit in with them
I wonder which of those percentages you land in
Bryan Kekaway BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>hiding under Miesha Tate's tit
TOP BANTER
>you'll never have post fight win sex with your fightfu
Why even live?
>>64139667
I'm attracted to lesbians that are pretty, not ones that look like boys
>>64139659
>Theres literally hundreds of fighters
Literally name 5. I can only think of Ross Pearson who got out of an armbar and refused to tap.
>>64139670
I'm just calling it like it is and I don't give a fuck about America or what they think of me so you're wrong their.
>the state of Jim Miller
>>64139690
kill yourself my man
>>64139637
This is you isn't it faggot? >>64139356
>>64139682
She doesn't look like a boy DaTavarius
can't bloody believe I missed it
>>64139686
Ive never seen someone in an armbar like that refuse to tap and not get their arm fucked up
>>64139693
Make me faggot
>>64139679
>not exclusively making love to Rose
Plen detected
>>64139699
It's alright, you'll catch the next 2
P
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>UFC PIGHT FASS
>>64139701
>you will never facefuck rose
legit sad
>Joanna vs Gadhela 2 official
gr8
>>64139665
>americuks are so drunk on black semen that they actually think Aldo has a chance of winning
>>64139696
no thats exactly what she looks like
>>64139726
Go to bed you fucking faggot
Sage is proof that Dana has mastered genetic engineering. Buy UFC fight pass™C
>HER SMILE AND OPTIMISM: GONE
>>64139704
I thought she actually had her arm get all sorts of fucked up, she must be really gummy because that was some sick shit
Also I haven't been able to watch people who aren't tapping to armlocks ever since Big Nog vs Frank Mir 2
>>64139738
Her career: Ogre
>>64139738
It's not fair. She was distracted by online trolls trying to make her shave her head
damn she is a big baby why are women so emotional
who's that faggot who became a fan because of how tough she is what a retard
>Paige crying at the presser
;_;
>>64139755
>>64139755
>>64139755
post-fight /heem/ thread lads
>you will never help dry paiges tears with your shoulder
>>64139704
watch Ronda and Meisha's first fight. Meisha's arm bent double that and she didnt tap
>>64139749
>Her career: Ogre
You know nothing Jon Snow.
aw jeez what's with the extended focus on her face so that we could all watch her cry, I didn't need to see that
>>64139738
she looked okay just has a fuck load of shit to learn
>>64139731
Enjoy CO-main eventing even though weidman is a higher weight class you bugger clapping cuk
>>64138986
Pretty impressive she can gain that much on an all liquid diet
>>64139504
Joanna came a lot closer to finishing Gadelha than the other way around. Given how her takedown defense has improved, I favor the champ.
>>64139572
>"that was a terrible standup"
based dana - I still don't hate him.
>>64139597
Yes, I'm a fan of all the worst fighters with the most hype. Why wouldn't I be?
>mfw people are fans of fighters who can actually fight and i still don't have a face
>>64139647
Well, you barely pay attention anyways.
>>64138919
I don't even like page and this is making me teary ;-;
>>64139254
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>>64139619
He'd be dead homie
>>64138986
>Tfw you'll never be wrapped by her kankles as you grab that soft, warm hip blubber in your moist hands
>>64139374
fucking baltic mongol
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