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>SL have lost Sanga, DPMD, their keeper and a bowler
>Are shit
>NZ are using this as an opportunity to get Kane's average above 50, and also to give Guppy another chance
Join us, tru cruket fans, as we witness the greatest batsman of all time
Or, if you're a filthy casual, you could watch the shitty as fuck test between Ausfailia and the Worst Tendies.
Oh shit, just realised Craig ins't playing
Weird
>Guppy
>Latham
>the greatest batsman of all time
>Taylor
>Captain Meme
>Santa
>Watling
>Basedwell
>Wagner
>Southee
>Trnt Blt
NUMBER OF RUNS KANE NEEDS TO AVERAGE 50 (this innings): 173
lads
Who /arse/ here? WE DID IT LADS
fucking hot shit that was a sexy off drive am i rite lads
/cric/ casual here, ama
>>64112321
who do you think is the best batsman in the world
>>64112334
Kane right now desu
>>64112334
Steven Peter Devereux Smith
>>64112369
Good answer
>>64112387
Bad answer
Who /watchingatpubthatgotrobbed/ here?
>>64112334
Sachin Tendulkar
Man this ground looks comfy
Fuck auckland
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/674711148537581568
Will Turgess play in the NFL?
>New Zealand vs Sri Lanka
>Australia vs West Indies
How boring. Good thing South Africa vs England should start soon.
>>64112730
LEE FUGG LE AWGLANG XDDD
>>64112778
England wins lol
>>64112806
When they turn Victoria park into a based comfy ground I'll stop complaining, because it WOULD be the best ground in the country if they did, but they won't, because they're faggots.
>>64112778
Tbh now that SA have been ruthlessly exposed it'll be a total blowout to be honest pham
>"Williamson is a player of today and tomorrow"
What insightful commentary
>the decrepit hovel of Poo Peeland
>>64112816
>>64112837
I think at home SA will fare much better and England don't have any good spinners to trouble them with.
>>64112852
>listening to commentary
m8
>>64112889
i wish i could mute the commentary and just listen to the sounds of the game
fuck that would be comfy
>>64112879
Doesn't matter, saffer pitches aren't going to be decrepit clumps of dirt like the curry pitches. Just need their quicks to bowl well and I feel the SA batsmen would be pretty psychologically rattled after getting comprehensively destroyed. They'll probably just try to block everything again and frustrate England
>mfw these faggot won't get out and let me get a triple
>Mathews is LITERALLY Shit Lanka's best bowler
kek
KEK
This series is going to be abysmal
Should I go to one of the Christchurch ODIs? Our grounds are fairly uncomfy
Literally the Kiwi Cowan
has there ever been a 1 day test
or will today be the first?
>>64113099
>Hagley oval
>uncomfy
I hope you made a typo there, that thing's ruthlessly comfy
And go to the one on the 28th, boxing day will be packed and filled with normans
>this music
its official lads
Kiwi "coverage" is WORSE than Channel 9
>Want to see the Blackcaps play at the Basin Reserve this summer
>Don't know anyone here in Welly well enough who likes cricket
>tfw
>cumming your way
kek
>>64113293
>not just going by yourself
Cricket is one of the few sports in which going by yourself isn't awkward as fuck
PS I've had the same problem for years, although I've managed to get some new people slightly into it recently.
>>64113384
Thank you Dan-kun
which grounds are the Australia Tests at?
>inb4 Memeden Park
>>64113384
who, daniel?
Cheeky dismissal there Lakmal
Tom Latham is fucking horrible
le get a start and get out man
like a hybrid between Hughes and Cowan
>Latham
Why is his technique so solid but his wickets so fucking stupid?
Especially Perth 2nd innings
we /kane/ now
>>64113422
First at the Basin in Welly, the second is in Christchurch. Thankfully NZC are sane enough not to have any tests in Memeden at all this summer.
aaaaand we're back
>>64113484
Fuck this website and fuck the nip count who owns it
>"GOAT"
>batting average isn't even 50
>tfw Guptill's homebabby meme century that he'll get in this innings will guarantee him a spot for the next year
SAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Will WI even get a wicket the whole match?
>Burns
>>64113595
fuck you
>borns
BASED tendies
>>64113595
fuck I cursed it
>>64113595
Fuck you desu senpai
>boourns
>Watch Tendies get clobbered around for first hour
>turn it off
>wicket 5 minutes later
Fuck sake.
time for memes
Reminder that if you are an Australian and you don't want to see the Windies put up a fight in this test, you are literally a seething summer of cricket casual.
>BASED STRAYA MATE, FUCK BURNS IS OUT :(
Kill yourself. The Windies have literally 0 chance in Melbourne and Sydney, and every team is a homebabby these days. It would be genuinely exciting if they could put up a fight in this test.
>you now remember Suileman Benn
They both look like the opposite spectrum of the retarded kids forced to play on the team.
poo peelanders literally poorious about their precious thread getting hijacked
>>64113679
>Reminder that if you are an Australian and you don't want to see the Windies put up a fight in this test, you are literally a seething summer of cricket casual.
Do people actually enjoy completely one sided test matches? I enjoy ODI and T20 matches where one team just annihilates, but I much prefer evenly matched tests that go for the full five days
>>64113722
>Yet another awkward expression from Smoth
Is he the Ed Milliband of cricket?
>>64113726
Summer of cricket casual bogan detected and CONFIRMED
>>64113731
see >>64113726
>And James Brayshaws' already here
reminder international cricket is at an all time low and there are no good teams or memorable players
>>64113763
mate literally everyone want the windies to get their shit together
>>64113814
No, there are CLEARLY MULTIPLE PEOPLE in this thread who were upset when that wicket fell, and would have preferred to see Australia reach 0/500.
Only the ultimate casual bogans would act like that.
gonna go to the gym and perv on some girls t b h
Based Kane on beautiful 50 watch
>Literally an all star coaching staff of Ambrose, Walsh and Richardson
>Given a team of complete retards to work with because the WI cricket board is corrupt and wants their best players out of the game
Fuck me this is depressing.
based slats on telestrator watch
>>64113838
>0/500
fuck that I want 0/1000
who else /nrl/ here?
>>64113880
yeah mate BASED STRAYA CUNT
prime cunny on the hill
>>64113933
How many daddies do you think brought them to the match?
Hopefully Warner will get 400, now that's entertaining cricket for mine
Gentleman how do we fix the West Indies?
just going to kfc now lads, you want anything
>>64113963
I'm taking my fiancée's daughter to the boxing day test,hope she doesn't get too bored
why are more people posting in this thread?
inb4 aus vs wi is shit
This is literally a T20 match.
>>64113989
just some chips
Is Tasmania the most meme state of Australia?
>it's a Warner and Smith make centuries and Australia's innings ends at 7/550 declared while playing at home episode
yawn
ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOPER DOOPER
>>64114069
international cricket is literally dead
>>64114069
its that or have the 3 day test we did in adelaide
can't wait for the meme bash 2bh
>>64114099
same here lad
>>64114111
who /stars/ here? If Wright and Petersen click they might not actually choke in the finals again
>Losing a wicket to the Windies
Are Australia, dare I say it, finished?
Guppy and Kane are beginning to look a wee bit shaky in this NZ test now
>This fucking RACV ad
Jesus fucking Christ.
What's a better cricket ground
University Oval or Bellerive Oval?
>2 tests going on at the same time
>ded thread
get your shit together /cric/!
>>64114216
>Losing a Test to the Windies
Whose career do we end so Cook doesn't cop the blame?
Chris Jordan it is.
>>64114329
international cricket is dead
there is hardly any interest in either of these "test series"
>meme shit
AUSSIES BTFO
>Stoove
> SPC Smoth
>These Mitchell Johnson ads
Absolute tip top kek
>Kane outperforms Smoth yet again
no surprises there tbqh
>OH NICK
>game thread is for NZ v SL
>everyone's posting about the Australian test
>there's literally one PP in this thread (the OP)
you CANNOT make this shit up
Who can stop us?
>>64113793
it's truly pathetic how modern batters get to pad their averages
What the fuck is the scoring system for this shit?
Why the fuck is someone 6 foot 8 yet bowling less than 130km?
>>64114460
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>64112334
Steve Smith
>>64114476
>benn bowls spin
reporting in
is this the thread everyone is using for AUS vs WI cricket match?
>>64114552
>KFC crisps
>>64114552
Those zinger chips are terrible, should have stopped off and got some pic related
>>64114596
>>64114598
yeah I heard, but they were $1 with the meal so I decided to go for it
>>64114552
it is m8
the pp who this thread is on pooicide watch right now due to all the discussion being about the Australian test
>shitner
>shitner
>Windies actually bowling well
I'm happily surprised. Should be a good game
>Australia losing to the West Tendies
JUST
>Ausfailia
>shitner
>post yfw Ausfailia get bowled out for under 300
>>64114687
You mean 200.
hey lads i've never played cricket before, am 24, what are my chances of getting in the test team in the next few years
my last name's Marsh if that helps
>>64113293
I'll be there for the first aussie test
look for the guy in the banana suit
>>64114724
>he wants to be Australian so badly that he dresses up as a banana so someone can bend him
>tfw guptill is a bigger home baby than warner
>>64114690
that would be too epic for even the Windies to do
i dont really know this windies outfit, any good memes?
>You will never live in Poo Peeland
why live
>>64114789
the whole team is a meme
>who /putacheeky100ontheWestIndies/ here?
Any Christmas Ideas for the gf lads?
>>64114887
hundreds arent cheeky mate
what the fuck am I watching
Hope Guptill gets out on 99 desu
I'm meeting Freddy Flintoff next year lads, what should I say to him?
>>64114887
madman
>>64114911
>hundreds arent cheeky mate
Maybe if you're an engineering student
Guptill on homebabby hundred watch
>the australians are here
>they haven't made their own thread
Kindly fuck off, this is for the SL game
Also, if you didn't TOTALLY expect this from guppy then you are a seething casual. He's literally just claimed the opener's spot for another year.
GOATILL ON CENTURGOAT WATCH
>>64114989
if we left this thread would have about as much activity as /rug/
WHEN will you peewis learn that AusGODS RUN /cric/
>>64114989
about the AUS vs WI game, I'm kind of glad to see the tourists get a few wickets against us in the first session. Watching us steamroll them would be less entertaining than a tight contest. But, it's still early. We'll see how it goes.
With that shot his average went above 30 again lmao
Sometimes I forget that Guppy literally was 11 runs from a test match double and yet still has an average of 30
>>64115005
That's the point you fuckwit, this is the comfy thread
Fuck off and take your boring as fuck game to another thread
>>64115039
your tears will only make us stay longer
>>64115039
The Windies game is LITERALLY and OBJECTIVELY more interesting than the pile of trash you're watching
Superior BBC>Shit Lanka
can't wait for ACA tonight desu
>>64115102
Cool, you watch it then.
Fatt on weight watchers
>>64115128
>not watching one on the TV and the other on Foxtel Go like a true patrician
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING FUCKING CASUAL DETECTED
>Rugby is actually popular in Sri Lanka
wat
>>64115128
I am
>>64115151
Tbh I was watching both for a while at the gym they had both on tvs next to each other
Only time I use the bikes really is when the cric is on
>Russell Arnold shilling how great Shit Lanka is
>he lives in Sydney
he has alot in common with you Peewis
who /getting drunk in the middle of the day/ here?
what the fuck is going on with channel 9
anyone else think Windies bowling these massive no-balls at the start of sessions and spells is suss as fuck?
>Kane
Bane? Part of your plan to get out that close to your century?
BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL
BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL BANE KILL
>>64112778
It'll be the only good series of the summer
The Saffers and poms are close enough to each other
Is Tasmania a meme?
>>64115388
The biggest meme in Australia
>Kane out
Feck
Would been nice to see another 100
>>64113587
Good call
Daniel is LITERALLY losing it lads, getting nothing but unbridled aggression from him
first two Windies wickets were quality tbqh
England would smash all you cunts tbhonest lads imo.
>>64115526
Probably right
TIL the russian empire sold Alaska to the united states in 1867 for $7.2m
kek
KEK
Reminder I TOLD you casuals that Voges was the BEST middle order batsman in the world
>ZEND SLATS UP THE CHERRY PICKA XD
Is S.Marsh and M.Marsh related to Super Smash Brothers?
Why is darsh still in the team?
just had some weetbix lads
Is Slats elite?
>>64115655
Because his name is Marsh
>>64115672
dare i say it
does anyone else unironically sit down when you piss?
AHAHAHA WHERE WILL THEY SEND THR COMMENTATORS NEXT AHHA
NO ONE IS SAFE, REMEMBER WHEN THEY SENT IAN HEALY TO THE SCOREBOARD THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMEN
>>64115473
Warrican keeps pushing for the flight and variations when he places it better than most international spinners.
Though Windies bowlers aren't there weakness.
>>64115669
how many did you do?
>inb4 less than 4
>>64115704
no, but I do piss in the sink every time because it's a more convenient height and easier to aim
>>64115721
6 lad
>Smith out for 10
Has he been exposed?
>tfw you could easily manage 8 weetbix as a kid
>can barely get down 4 now
>>64115550
you need to be 18+ to post on this website
>>64115742
solid amount, banana on top?
>tfw know a mate who uses orange juice instead of milk
>>64115763
Bane>Kohli>Smoth>Root
>only 20C in Hobart
32 here, suffering desu
ELLYSE ON TV
fucking hell those ads are horrendous
>>64115797
fuck off fag
I had to get through three days of 40 degree heat with a broken air conditioner on the weekend
>>64115795
>Kholi above anyone
I like the lad, but no
>>64115715
I spotted the street shitter lads
>>64115790
never even tried weetbix with fruit
>>64115795
Kohli isn't part of the big 4 anymore m8, Warner's knocked him out
Kane>Warner>Root>Smith>Mathews
>genuine express fast bowling
>>64115790
>mfw I have an uncle who puts water on his weet bix
I don't see him anymore
>>64115828
>He has an air conditioner
>Michael Slater and Shane Warne
>Failor
Guptill will actually be batting with MemeCullen
>>64115652
worst Marsh is Luigi
best Marsh is Mario
Rod Marsh is Wario
>le score 290 and secure another 12 months in the team in which you do nothing else man
what a meme
>Handy innings here
IT'S THE FUCKING FOURTH WICKET PARTNERSHIP IT'S WHAT THEY SHOULD BE FUCKING DOING YOU BOGAN FUCK
Guppy to choke before a double again, I'm saying 185 this time
Cap this post
10c lads, getting a bit of a tan.
>Bane and Taylor out
>Guptill is still in and scored a fucking century
>>64115852
That's not a sudden thing, Warner's been one of the best of the current generation for years now
I'd probably put Smith ahead of Root for now. Root's good, but he doesn't make the big scores Smith is capable of
>>64115845
Literally no idea how you came to that. He's a spinner doing well at Bellerive; not an easy.
>>64115925
literally every old player ever
>>64115967
Root literally has to prove himself in SA otherwise he'll be discarded as a meme. Two centuries at least or he's shit.
Smith needs to prove himself in any sort of situation that isn't just flat tracks and easy oppositions. Root's hundred at Trent Bridge was better than all of Smith's hundreds thus far.
Gabriel's got a big butt lads
>>64116058
>butt
You say bum like a normal person you seppo wannabe.
do all windie spinners bowl left-arm vettoris?
Christmas soon lads.
>>64116087
Arse you cunt
>>64115967
when I picked those 4, I meant young future captains that bat @ 3
Why aren't the Ausshits in the designated containment thread?
>>64094713
>>64094713
>>64094713
Who let this happen?
>>64116098
Bum is still Srayan mate; he was being too effeminate to say arse.
>>64116117
(You)
>>64116096
Christmas would be 10x better if I didn't have to socialise with people I don't like
>>64116117
It's too difficult of a concept for them to grasp, having two matches at the same time
>>64116117
saw this thread first iah (in all honesty)
>>64115981
The BCCI Facebook page is this way man>>>>>
>it's raining (You)s hallelujah
>>64113679
>>64113763
>>64113838
>>64113901
>he thinks this is some kind of unique, patrician opinion held only by cricket connoisseurs such as himself
most people hope minnow opponents like the windies and new zealand are competitive when touring australia. the only countries i'm genuinely perturbed about losing to are england and india.
>spingsteen tinnitus
wot
>>64116150
>see thread
>"New Zealand v Sri Lanka"
>HUR DUR THIS MUST BE WEHER WE TALK ABOUT STRAYA :DDD KFC CHANNEL 9 CANT' BEAD DAT DASTE :DDDDD
these fucking tweets are retarded
>Brendan "good against shitters and in ODIs" McCullum
>memeslashing boundaries
>>64116181
thought the one from last night died desu
y u so made lmoa
>tfw no (you)s
>>64116181
They're fucking obsessed with the BSKs mate. You should know that by now.
>No late night England /cric/ this winter
>Playing Saffers during normie times
JUST
>>64116181
>he actually wants a thread filled entirely by 3 people with multiple personalities
>>64116212
here senpai
@64116212
Stop pandering to Ausfails and I'll (You) you all day
>>64116193
Is there a Pee Pooland replacement yet?
He should stand down as captain and let Bane take over, he's entirely responsible for the series loss against >us with his meme ""tactics""
based Nicholas dropping elite truth bombs
Slats on pooicide watch
>>64116239
Bane's not a leader really. Just a quiet assassin.
I thought Taylor was a better captain than McCullum tbH, but that would be moving backwards.
>>64116212
Here you go lad
So if there were to be a Test Championship, you think the prize money should be donated to charity?
What the hell is the point of playing professionally then?
>>64116262
Dunno about his leadership, but I've liked his tactical side on the few times I've seen it
I'd agree on Taylor though
>>64116286
>playing for charity
>>64116262
>le fug le Brebdan MgGullum!1!!@44
>>64116348
>Not giving to charity
Enjoy hell faggot.
>>64116375
>any of the money actually goes to the cause at all
Keep donating, Poo Peetain
>>64116375
CUNT BEAD DAD DASDE
>Sanga and Mahela retired
>Malinga pregnant and only plays meme cricket
>Herath still drives a cab in the off-season
Shit Lanka is gonna be Worst Indies tier in a few years
Wish I could go on the cherry picker so I could jump off and die lads
>>64116375
Professional cricketers don't make enough $ to give to charity
>>64116430
>he's still still here
>>>64094713 →
>>>64094713 →
>>>64094713 →
>>64116464
this is even worse than the tantrums you threw during the rwc when people didn't discuss rugby memespouter
LADS LADS
GET THIS LADS
WHAT IF SLATS WAS PUT IN A CHERRY PICKER
AHAHAHA THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
>I rate Kane
>I prefer spin bowlers
*tips*
what Test is a more entertaining watch lads?
>>64116562
Australia v Windies
>>64116562
Both are shit, it comes down to whether you like smelly curries or BBC better
>>64116562
They're both shit.
>McCullum 50 (39)
>Australia and NZ playing
>thread slow as fuck
Has Aussie shitposting finally destroyed /Cric/?
Thinking about buying a HCG lads
>>64116597
No one wants to watch these shitty games, the casuals will be back for the ODI series
>>64116597
No, international cricket being at its absolute lowest point is what killed /cric/
>all this poo peeland poory
>>64116498
>calling every kiwi memespouter
>>64116597
There aren't any memes to be had except WI are shit
can /cric/ name a time either of these teams lost a test series at home?
>BSA meme has spread to other boards now
Bravo guys
Just been watching South Park lads. What have I missed?
Lads, I literally can't imagine having Christmas during the summer.
>mfw all those based things that you associate with Christmas have no meaning in Australia
>>64116723
which boards, m8?
>>64116733
who is this gherkin jerker?
>>64116737
Saw it on /tv/ and /pol/ the last few days
>>64116728
memes and pissey shite
Failed one subject in my last semester lads
Luckily I have a grad job already, just gonna have to secretly attend night classes next year and pretend i passed
>>64116748
That gif never gets old
So I told Slats to go on the cherrypicker.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahaha!
>>64116746
Lena Gercke.
SLATS IS IN THE CHERRY PICKER
HAHAHAHA WHO CARES ABOUT THE GAME, LETS WATCH A PSORIATIC ARTHRITIC OLD MAN IN A GIANT BOX ON A CRANE
>>64116733
I've always wondered what it's like watching western Christmas stuff for Aussies. Must be weird as fuck.
>imagining it being 30+ degrees on Christmas Day whilst eating your turkey
NOPE
>>64116770
If find her sexually attractive.
>>64116774
>eating turkey
literally just as bad as prawns
>still showing this faggot in the cherry picker with that bearded cunt
>>64116748
looks like he's beating off m8
>mfw the cherry picker tips over
>>64116733
you get comfy by warming up
we get comfy by cooling down
Hope the chrissy one dayers are good.
>>64116813
>falls on Ian Healy and Channel 9 cricket commentary is saved
they're STILL showing it.
If this isn't off by 3:40 I'm putting Poo Peeland on
"Why does everyone laugh when you do stupid things like this?"
The mind boggles...
>Those shit tier houses
Literally third world.
>>64116771
Bit too poncy with your language there mate.
>>64116152
>summer casual
stick to /bbl/
>this luckswinging from McMeme
>>64116878
McMeme knows no other way.
boring "spoort" desu
what a terrible fucking ball
want to go to sleep but getting too many (You)s tonight
If Hobart is the Honolulu of America than what's the Dunedin?
>mcullum
>good
>>64116911
the gong senpai
>>64116804
>literally just as bad as prawns
fuck off Ahmed
How stunning and brave of McCullum to give that wicket to Sri Lanka
>>64116911
Guam
>>64116915
>>64116915
>>64116915
Because we have too much aspergers to be contained in some poo peelanders poo thread
>>64116907
(You)s are addictive
here's another one
>>64116927
memeslander detected
Is Jason Holder related to Mark Holden?
>>64116937
finally
>>64116937
>he got so poorturbed that he decided to put on an Australian proxy and create a new thread to "lure" the mean Australians away
you CANNOT make this shit up
Is Shannon Gabriel related to Peter Gabriel?
It's fucking hot lads
>>64117021
>24 degrees
anybody want a (You)?
Is Mark Cosgrove related to Peter Cosgrove?
>>64117038
37 where I am
Is Jomel Warrican an American?
>>64117062
Which desert do you live in?
>>64113893
Paul Green is the new Qld Origin coach.
>>64117086
Probably sadelaide
>>64116911
by no comparison does Pissmania even come close to Hawaii
Honolulu=
>tropical
>full of abos
>lots of tourism and diversity
Hobart:
>cool and temperate climate (similar to Seattle)
>99% White. 0% Abo
>full of incestuous sister fuckers (similar to Nebraska)
>no jobs. no tourism
>>64117086
I live just outside Charleville. I'm literally sitting in a bore drain watching the cricket and making the occasional shitpost while sheep come down to drink
>>64116929
bloody good sportsmanship too
What did Bane go for?
(I've been at work, if you know what that is)
>>64117169
>wagekek
Can new Zealand meme the fuck out of this thread yourself cents couldn't even beat our shitty duct tape together team of nobodies ONCE
>>64117178
salarykuk actually
>tfw missing ausgodlia dominate the test due to lurking /gym/
Any dank wickeys?
>>64117193
Nyeso
who /afraidofgettingfoodpoisoning/ here?
>>64117201
decent.
Is Kane the world's #1 batsman yet?
>leave saving Australian cricket to >us
>>64117185
lrn 2 English you fucking retard
>>64111662
>SL have lost Sanga
Can't they just make another? All they need is some bread, meat and a slice of cheese
>shintner
>>64117235
That duck looks Chinese.
Daniel I love you
>It's a home side wins the test episode
>>64117252
cheeky lad
>>64117281
y-you too
who iggs here?
I would pay huge money to watch Malinga and McCullum play out 100 balls
Arguably the most exciting bowler and batsman of all time and definitely of this generation
>>64117285
when's the last time either of these teams lost a test at home?
>>64117298
>a chucker versus a slogger
Just got back from a 12 klm walk lads
>>64117296
/dees/ here, we're gonna make the 8 next year
>>64117290
fuck off mate.
>>64117298
Nice meme my friend.
>>64117313
Just in time to enjoy your StreetWise feast and liter of H2O
really hope Worst Marsh gets a century so that Burns gets fucked off when Bushman returns
>NZ run rate 4.56
>Aus run rate 5.14
>shitling
CATCH
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When is the KFC league lads?
>tfw the only person who makes OC
feels good man
>>64117390
one week from now
>>64117298
Warner and Faulkner have a better slogging ability... but, you know, have to buckle down sometimes and play for the team.
>>64117408
is the BBL fantasy league gonna be similar to CWC fantasy?
>>64117139
Tassie has tourism lad
>>64117402
pretty shit oc family
>>64117441
people visiting the cadbury factory isn't tourism
>>64117446
literally one of the greatest pure cric posts
you just weren't around when it first dropped redditor
Is Trevor Bowlt related to Hussain Bowlt?
We're back in meme business
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/adam-gilchrist-live-stream-brian-lara-andrew-flintoff-matthew-hayden-glenn-mcgrath-ricky-ponting/2015-12-10
>>64117558
Leftover spag bol Tbh. Living the student life hahahaha
Is the VB jingle the greatest jingle in Australian commercial / advertisement history?
I say yes.
>>64117513
>McGrath bowling 100km/h half-trackers
would watch tho
>>64117573
hahahaha
>>64117573
hahahaha you're a comedic genius daniel
>>64117573
hahahahaha XD
>>64117576
this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSByN0PL-vY
>>64117573
onya.
do you the ultra-cheapo watties spag mixed with shitty mince and onion?
India is quite literally more entertainimg than any of these """"""""teams"""""""""
Why do thesw shit skin teams still play tests?
Just make test cricket between Aus, Eng, NZ and SA. Everyone else can go to one day and t20 which you know they would prefer
>>64117587
>>64117607
>>64117608
hahahahahahahahaha thanks lads what am I like
>>64117612
$1 bag of pasta from Countdown + mince + cheap pasta sauce Tbh
>>64117649
Well I thought it was funny ahahahahaha
>>64117644
>Just make test cricket between Aus and Eng.
Fixed family.
>tfw we're gonna win da BBL
Good knock Guppy
>>64117675
>we
>>64117644
Replace NZ with India, and yes.
>>64117687
No, NZ to hold up the anglosphere.
Maybe India can play one series home and away each year
>>64117697
Then why not just play with 3?
Also, does that imply that SA is part of the anglosphere?
>>64117675
>Perth
K e K
anyone here ever played actual competitive cricket stoned?
bet it would be fun as fuck
haha time for southmeeme
>>64117716
Most of their team is white so yes. Just get rid of the mandatory token minority rule. Play on merit not race
Isn't Australia playing Pakistan next year on Boxing Day?
>LE LESS IS LE BETTER MEME
Bangladesh, Zimbabwe, Sri Lanka, the West Indies and potentially Ireland and Afghanistan can have a good time playing against each other, while the other six nations play proper games
>>64117729
Why would you do that?
>>64117762
Don't forget to add New Zealand to that lst
>>64117746
Yes, going to be a good game tbqh
>tfw both of these tests are shit
>>64117779
No, it won't.
Pakistan are a meme team and are just as incompetent away from >their >home as any other team.
>>64117763
immersion
>>64117729
Could be fun fielding (other than slips cordon) or bowling. Batting stoned would be fucked.
>tfw you barely passed all your exams and don't have to off yourself
Whats the real reason cricket crowds are so shit?
>>64117814
I'd off myself too if I had to go to uni
>tfw no Boxing Day ashes
fuck off, they're not going to look at Marsh twice once the Bushman comes back
Smarsh has made a shaky 49 against shitty bowling and a less shaky 50 against shitter bowling. Once he goes up against South Africa, Pakistan or England he's going to be eaten alive
>>64117816
>people have jobs
>>64117816
meme cricket destroyed real cricket
>>64117816
>what is a not shit city like adelaide
>>64117835
>>/Facebook/
>>64117836
Mostly this and high ticket prices. The sport is popular, but people don't go to games so much.
Adelaide was packed all the way to the last day because they addressed both of those problems
>>64117836
Schools out. Cant we get hundreds of pissed uni students or something? There's like 100 people here
>mfw my landlord threatens to take the aircon company to court for installing it wrong in front of me
Voges taking the piss m8
>>64117729
I think I'm the only one here who /cheekybongattheinningsbreak/ here lad
>>64117722
>>64117675
this is some of the worst samefagging ive ever seen
It's up to England and Saffers to save test cricket.
>>64117889
Englel needs to save itself
Cricket is on pooicide in your cunt because the ECB sold cricket to $ky
What is the best poo play on a cricketer's name, surely Virat Kohli
>Bidet Kolon
>>64117836
>invent a sport that's played over the course of 5 days
>complain about attendance because stadiums are empty because people are working all day
cool sport
>>64117888
Nope, I just like the Scorchers because it's the only BBL team I've seen in person more than once
>get home from work
>cricket is over for the day
JUST
Should just have day/nighters from now on tbqh
rip /cric/
>rainstraila
>>64117928
watch the boring Aus vs WI game m8
>>64117948
>watching poopeelia
how about no
I didn't watch the Poopeelian tests, this SL series will be my first of the summer. I don't like watching poopeelia's negative tactics.
good to see the elite and muscular Bestern Australians saving the game after the collapse of the New South Welshmen
WA literally runs cricket in Australia
Will the Windies even be able to bowl out Australia once this tour?
>>64117975
>literally runs
Noice
>>64117986
>Westin Dies
>Good
Pick uno, Paco.
>>64117986
Will the Windies is an actor m8.
>>64117866
you seem to be under the impression that cricket is a popular sport in your country
(it isn't)
>>64117644
This is kind of what I've been pushing the ICC to do for years.
This is how a Test Championship would work under the Reality Check system:
PREMIER TEST LEAGUE:
Consists of the top 4 current ranked test teams. Each team plays each other twice over a 24 month period. Each series consists of 5 matches.
TEST LEAGUE 2:
The next 4 ranked teams over a 24 month period. Each series consists of 5 matches.
MINNOW LEAGUE:
The bottom 2 test teams, and get a couple of other sides like Ireland and Netherlands to create a side. Fund it. Teams play eachother once over a 18 month period. Each series consists of 3 matches.
The bottom side from the Premier league gets relegated in exchange for the top performing team from the second league.
The winner of the minnow league has an opportunity to play the bottom side of test league 1 for a place in the second league.
>>64118012
Shit idea that would kill the sport internationally
Why is Gayby Poonion so poopular in Poo Peeland?
>tfw you don't have to listen to Australian commentators for a while
>>64117986
Australia's batting always chokes hard at least once per series so they probably will.
>>64118030
Wrong. It would "literally" revive test cricket.
Why are the Windies so shit now?
>>64118043
>missing out on quality warnie analysis
>>64117866
I don't think hipster Otago students do cricket, do they?
>>64117835
Hi friend, you seem to be lost.
https://www.fb.com/foxsportsaus/?
>>64118043
I'm gonna miss Hussey keeping everyone else on their best behaviour
>Warnie telling Mark Taylor to shut the fuck up
based
>>64117863
the Adelaide crowds were great
>>64118069
They're best players has retired
>>64118069
No money
>>64117835
no one is getting "eaten alive" against any team because international cricket is at an all time low
>>64118071
>tfw has not once said "dirty rotten" once
i want to kms
NRL season is still too far away
>>64118093
BASED BASED
BASED BASED
BASED BASED
I AM A WHITE TEEN AND I LIKE TO TALK LIKE A NIGGER
BASED BASED
BASED BASED
BASED BASED
>>64118071
listening to Warne is like massaging your ears with cheese grater
What was the SA vs Japan of the Rugby World Cup in international cricket?
>LE FUG MARK NIGGERLESS XD
>>64118115
>chimping out
>>64118115
Nice outside edge.
There is no one in the country who isnt more excited for the Big Meme League than for this shitty test series
>>64118088
>how about we talk about the cricket now guys?
>>64118129
BASED CHIMP OUT
>>64118008
Cricket gets shit crowds everywhere except India and a few games in Australia. Lords is fucking tiny
>>64118119
Ireland's wins against test nations
Banglel eliminating England in the World Cup
BASED CRICKET
>>64118150
any game against a competitive team will have good crowds on day one and two
>>64118115
Sorry for perturbing you senpai
>>64117866
uni students can't pay the extortionate prices for beer at the grounds
It's like 7.50 for a midstrength at the Gabba, I'd rather just drink and blaze it at home
>>64118160
>not even the west injuns stand a chance
Who can stop the Ausgods? Am I gonna have to lead the Americans into the frontier of griget?
>>64117866
Nah, all of the Otago students go back home for summer. Auckland or whatever. Uni is the only reason to be in dunedin. Nobody in their right mind would willingly live there.
>OMG DEY PICKED SHAUN MARSH AGAIN, HE'S JUST GONNA FLOP LIKE USUAL, NO POINT XDXD
>helps guide Australia to a series victory
>OMG SHAUN MARSH AT HOBART? HE'S GONNA GET OUT FOR <10 AGAIN XDXD FUG LE SELEGTORS XDXD
>on track for a century, when Smith, Warner and Burns so far have failed to reach one
>OMG I CANT WAIT FOR LE KUWAJA TO COME BACK TO REPLACE SMARSH XDXD
>could easily remove Burns to fit Khawaja back in, if Marsh's form continues
Just face it. Shaun Marsh could average 80 for the rest of his test career and you Fox Sports Facebook page seething summer of cricket faggots spewing your casual opinions would still blindly hate him and the selectors for choosing him.
>>64118160
Enjoy your mis(You) family
>>64118197
T H I S
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>>64118197
Fuck off KrazyKrejza
>>64118119
Netherlands beating England
who /bored/ here?
>>64118197
Yeah this, he deserves his spot. I bet these are the same people who were spouting shit about Watson.
>>64118181
$10 for a lousy speights at Eden Park these days.
I take hip flasks.
would the New York Yankees have a better chance of beating Australia than the Worst Indies do?
BASED BASED BASED
>>64118238
>>64118173
>>64118148
>>64118115
>Anon has a mental breakdown
>>64118222
>balls empty
>gf asleep
Bored famm. Atleast Australia is dominating
>>64118235
BASED BSA
>>64118228
>I bet these are the same people who were spouting shit about Watson.
Took the words out of my mouth.
I guarantee it is the same people. They always need to have ONE player to openly hate, and therefore hate the selectors for selecting them, because it makes them feel like they are informed and that their theories on cricket are more than just basic and casual.
>>64118197
BASED comment lad
>Reality Check is up and posting
see you tomorrow guys
Who can stop us?
>>64118228
He's inconsistent as fuck and WILL go back to scoring ducks immidiately. He's one of the better choices, but Khawaja is LITERALLY a better player
>>64118250
BASED NORMIE BSA
BASED BASED BASED
>>64118232
security is a bit overzealous at the Gabba too, everything short of a pat down
they made me tip out a full bottle of icy water before entry, and into a fucking bin too instead of the grass
>>64118270
That fucking gumdrop kookaburranigger is a walking wickey m8
Jk who is that? :3
>>64118270
And both are LITERALLY better players than Burns, and both LITERALLY have more experience opening the batting than Burns.
Of course, if you weren't a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING Fox Sports Facebook page posting fuckwit you would have come to this realization already.
Walsh looked depressed as fuck
pls respond
>>64118286
>>64118286
>>64118286
>>64118297
I LITERALLY pioneered the anti Burns rhetoric on /cric/
>>64118299
BASED BASED BASED
Will the Windies ever lose their test status?
>>64118337
BASED POMMY CUNT BASED
>>64118323
Then you're a complete and utter moron for not considering removing Burns and keeping both Marsh and Khawaja. You're so simple and casual that you just assumed the selection had to be like-for-like.
thinking about adding my face mates
>Tasmanian "infrastructure"
why and how does the sight screen keep breaking
Who among you does not recognize Steve Smith as the GOAT?
Tell me why you feel that way and I will tell you why you're wrong.
>>64118384
>>64118384
>>64118384
New thread not made by a poo peelander
fuck this awful game, I'm playing video games now
Khawaja
Warner
Smith
Voges
S Marsh
Watson
Nevill
Starc
Pattinson
Hazlewood
Lyon
>>64118263
I don't know.
Who are you?
