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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - UFC FN: Edgar vs Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
December 19 - UFC FN: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit (Lawler injured in training)
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz (Cruz knee injured)
Fight Fan™ extras:
UFC 194 embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edks0dLAJ8 [Embed]
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFAMxmP8EFE [Embed]
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tliR2gTahjc [Embed]
194 extended preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-dKGd67g0Y [Embed]
194 extended embedded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSAXxtw0V8 [Embed]
194 betting odds & analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRASQt7C4ts [Embed]
194 conference call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs [Embed]
Edgar vs Mendes betting odds& analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs1GeDE_DRs [Embed]
PVZ vs Namajunas embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me8MGO4 [Embed]
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ywNTP8aKU [Embed]
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJwY_Mn9yk [Embed]
4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ4jIlzRUfE [Embed]
Shit op
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How embarrassing
Real links
UFC 194 embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edksOd9LAJ8 [Embed]
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFAMxmPDEFE [Embed]
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tliR8gHahjc [Embed]
194 extended preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-dKGd67g0Y [Embed]
194 extended embedded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSAXxtw0V8 [Embed]
194 betting odds & analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRASQt7C4ts [Embed]
194 conference call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs [Embed]
Edgar vs Mendes betting odds& analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs5HepE_DRs [Embed]
PVZ vs Namajunas embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4 [Embed]
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yvvNTPBaKU [Embed]
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJwY_MnRyk [Embed]
4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY2jIlzRUfE [Embed]
First for da king of mewvment and numbas the great Mcgoober
>>64103908
>>64103910
>>64103912
guys cmon
1st for Schaub
2nd for mewvment
3rd for Elias theodorou
part of me wants Edgar to lose a close decision so we get to see him throw another tantrum
Everything in life is movement
>>64103922
Noombas*
>>64103940
>wanting Chad to get his 4th shot at the 145 belt
anyone else notice that PVZ has a new pic on the UFC website all of a sudden?
I guess she realized that the old one with the stupid grin was fuckin retarded after all
>>64103932
<--
>>64103950
oil take yah head cleen off
https://youtu.be/MQUDTdAaO5I
Who /SUPERSAGE/ here?
>>64103963
wew lad
>>64103956
If Conor wins then I'm totally down for a rematch between him and full camp Chad
>>64103956
Edgar will smoke Goob is why people want him to lose
>>64103972
full camp McGregor, too. he was training for Jose up until two weeks out
frankies hairline is fucked
SIXTY GEES
DAYNAH
jesus christ
>>64104004
How do you go from 134 to 160 in just a month?
>>64104004
I bet Travis thinks he's made a terrible mistake
>>64104004
Is she melting?
>>64104004
Voyeur footage of her shitting in the woods when?
>>64104004
Did Holly's kick give her down syndrome. How many post match chromosomes did she consume?
>Rockhold confirmed for crushing Tswift's puss
Even when he says something outrageous – “Maybe some people don’t like me because I can kick your ass and I can take your girl” – it usually is accompanied by a playful smile. Hey, life is too short not to have fun.
He even admits to becoming a big fan of Taylor Swift.
A mutual friend invited him backstage when Swift’s concert tour hit the Bay Area last summer. Most of the people there seemed to be longtime acquaintances of the pop and country singer.
>>64104017
when travis leaves her she might just kill herself
bet the house on yoel
>>64104017
It's a no lose for him tb h. He gets to leach off of Ronda while she imagines he's Schaub and Travis is probably still banging his hot blonde ex that he beat up.
>>64104004
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY REPUTATIOOON
>>64104004
Should Ronda start training movement with Ido Portal? Seems like it would do her a lot of good.
Just doing patterns, freeing your body and the mind simultaneously.
>>64104017
someone shoop this to make it look like Travis is running away from Ronda
>>64104049
jacare is gonna heem him though
did you see the video of him hitting the pads
>>64104049
Juh-car by submission
>>64104053
She'd slip off of the railing Ido tells her to walk on and heem herself
>>64104049
His chin is shit and Jacare probably hits the hardest in the division
>>64104072
"No railing has the right to beat me"
>>64104080
his chin is shit?
are you retarded?
Josay says he isn't retiring after 194
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/9/9878372/jose-aldo-rules-out-retirement-after-ufc-194
Also kek Thomas is doing a live chat today
Post your /Heem/ file names lads..
so uhh
is anyone gonna bet on Cowboy?
>>64104004
She definitely has some Asian ancestry.
>>64104049
The winner will be whomever roided the best. It's silly to declare a winner when we don't know their cycles.
Can you believe it's been almost a month since Ronda got knocked out? Feels like last night to me.
>>64104121
>>64104152
Watch the official Ronda hype video without dissolving into a giddy giggle fit and then into laughter when Rogan's once in a lifetime speech comes up.
(it's cat zingano)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY7r-DwtjD8
>>64104004
Pig disgusting.
>>64104173
that file name
savage
>>64104176
another clever one, i like it
'As far as I'm concerned he's selling window washer on a podcast'
What did he mean by this?
>>64104187
Dunno. Just listened to the Chael podcast and he says neither Conor nor Aldo wants to win the fight. They're both trying to throw it according to him.
>>64104146
She does look alot like Genghis Khan here.
Should I stick a cheeky fiver on a Rose first round sub at 10/1 lads
>>64104173
>going there
Oh, snap.
>>64104194
http://www.foxsportsradio.com/onair/jay-mohr-sports-53749/conor-mcgregor-says-he-will-crumble-14186691
>>64104173
>Cat Bunda
Tthe best bunda
>>64104194
That's not what he said.
>>64104201
won't be first round
go 2nd
>>64104173
I want to berry my face in Cat's bunda
wow
no wonder she always wears a shirt
>>64104173
Who /catbunda/ here?
>>64104187
How do people wear loafers with no socks and not get sweaty feet?
>>64104225
JUST
>>64104230
I've always wondered how people wear anything and not get sweaty feet bro
if you get home and the very first priority on your mind isn't taking your socks off, I just don't get you bro
>that Lithuanian saying Rockhold and Yoel will lose
GET OUT
Yoel has a good chin, don't mistake it. How many heavy swings Kennedy did on it and Yoel still stood there? Or you suck Rogan balls and believe he was "out on his feet"?
I really want to see opinion on Frankie vs Mendes tho
>>64104225
McMann?
Reminder that Sage is an engineering student in college and also a professional MMA fighter at 19.
>>64104230
http://www.brooksbrothers.com/Loafer-Socks-Three-Pack/MB00348_____BLCK_ONE__SIZE,default,pd.html?cmp=ppc_us_GG_pla_AllProducts&gclid=Cj0KEQiAv5-zBRCAzfWGu-2jo70BEiQAj_F8oFC4gStCebAgd9VXg9xx03DdoJax10rMCisVgIUDeNAaAiDc8P8HAQ
>>64104249
That sucks dude. I can't hold hands with girls because my hands sweat too easily, my feet only sweat if I wear shoes without socks though.
>>64104049
This is probably the most underrated fight of the year.
>>64104258
>tfw you didn't have Sage's supplement stack growing up and wasted your youth
Why couldn't my dad have been a steroid/coke dealer?
>>64104225
W
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>>64104121
[image: woman hitting guy in the balls repeatedly]
cheick kongo opens a gym.gif
>>64104250
Not him but I think this is a clear win for Mendes, he is too good to get wrestled and he might get some takedowns himself, without the fear of the takedown Frankie cant do what he wants with level changes and all. And while he is good at recovering he has been hit by weaker strikers and been wobbled badly, this combined with the small cage i dont think he can walk around the more powerfull mendes for 5 rounds
>caring about the co-main this Saturday
>when Jacare will submit the winner
>tfw your ban has finally ended
>>64104314
>not working on a new one
cum on step it up
a 3 day one would coincide with 194
>>64104314
b& 4 wh@?
>>64104337
For posting a picture with irish chicks posing with bare asses in front of a brick wall. I asked how to ged rid of the irish curse,,,
>>64104121
>>64104291
It was a question for heem.
I feel like you are right, but Frankie may outbox him. Though Mendes is really powerful and might wobble Frankie and then finish him from there as Frankie won't be able to defensively wrestle with him.
>>64104314
anyone else /theoutlaw/ here?
>>64104173
>yfw you imagine how badly Cat probably wants the d
>tfw you wont be the one to give it to her
>>64104343
Here. He is the best
>>64104251
Yes.
>>64104251
chah dude
Hopefully Gunnar's fight is a long drawn-out war so Conor has that adrenaline fatigue that happened to Anthony Pettis after seeing his brother get his ass kicked
>>64104359
*literally get his ass kicked
>>64104343
I like this brit tbqh
>>64104359
difference between pettis and conor is that conor's mind is bulletproof.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFGiVqZ4Sy4
Elias says Weidman's wrestling is unstoppable, that Weidman rode him like a pony every day in the gym, that training with him was very humbling, and that he will beat Luke on Saturday.
honestly it feels weird to even be saying that 194 is this weekend
>>64104375
>>64104194
Chael says a lot of things
>>64104386
>gets butthurt over phone app punch meter
>mentally strong
>>64104359
Anthony Pettis losing had nothing to do with his brother. In fact Sergio had won the first round easily, before he got potatoe'd.
"He's got a very strong corner there in Tom Erikson and he's also got Bryan, his webpage master in the corner there as well. That's a great gesture."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBYmZsUjSFE
http://youtu.be/2Z6-WTcwv_0
>>64104121
Fighters we've seen lose their undefeated streaks:
>DC
>Ronda
>Weidman = ???
>>64104488
Jones
>>64104488
Myles Jury
>>64104489
>deontay_wilder_windmilling_for_heavyweight title.webm
whos the most exciting female fighter to watch?
>>64104494
What movie is this?
>>64104225
What kind of tat you want family?
>>64104509
>whos the only exciting female fighter to watch?*
JJ
>>64104509
Rose and Cat
>>64104517
his wife is fucking tall
>>64104488
wtf kind of post is this? Literally every fighter on the planet who has been beaten...
>>64104413
>not wanting to compete
>mentally strong
Who is going to start memement training here in the new year because of conor's mevwment?
>>64104509
Honestly? Probably Ronda, she literally never had a bad fight.
how many bongs til press conference?
>>64104510
The Core
>>64104544
mewvment, mewvment and memes
>>64104546
Cat Zingano fight was a huge lunchbox letdown
McMann fight was stopped way too early, one of the worst stoppages ever
>>64104544
I'm going to get my memement training in every morning from here on out, lad.
>>64104535
Well she is a model.
>>64104544
Looks like lots of fun tbqh
>>64104543
How come american boxers make more than UFC fighters even though UFC is more popular in the USA?
>>64104565
>le boxers make more money meme
We went through this already
>>64104565
because dana white makes all the money
>>64104565
Because boxers get paid 60% of show earnings and UFC fighters get 15%. You still get paid garbage either way unless you're a superstar.
>>64104572
how is that a meme, at all
>>64104557
What's this excercise called again?
ALL YOU SUCKAHZ BOW
https://youtu.be/Vs8Ls6Dx1F0
>>64104574
Then wheres the fucking Fighters Union and CBA Agreements?
>>64104582
I think there is something in moving like a retard to relax you. First time I tried yoga I felt like an utter cunt doing it then after felt amazing and relaxed
>>64104582
the titty twister and tug
some goof at UFC potentially spoiled TUF
http://www.ufc.com/news/The-Downes-Side-TUF-22-Finale-Predictions
they have Hall vs Lobov TUF finale, which may mean that Rodgers is out injured and Hall steps in to beat Marcin and Artem beats Juicy J.
>>64104544
is this Conors leg kick defence?
>>64104603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBXSQ33LL7Q
>>64104612
Who was hall again?
What do you think is going to be going through Conor's head when he experiences Jose's leg kicks for the first time?
>>64104603
Man, what a crazy, crazy moment. That was pretty much the 2010 equivalent of Cody Pfister knocking Sage out cold.
>>64104582
>not warming up your posterior chain so that you can unleash all of your power in one kinetic explosive blast
It's like you don't even Bruce Lee.
>>64104623
>What do you think is going to be going through Conor's head when he experiences Jose's leg kicks for the first time?
"ouch"
>>64104612
some goof is lying on the internet
>>64104623
Can't hit someone who's constantly moving.
>>64104623
dey don't kick loik he kicks
>>64104612
>Saul not winning
I don't believe this. Saul is the greatest.
>>64104612
Saul's already beaten Artem.
"Nice, clean, sparkling toes right in your face"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvizmEVZyyQ
Weigh in, in 8 hours
Who will take the first step back?
>>64104691
can't throw head kick when moving backwards
>>64104585
>yfw conor is muhammed Ali and Bruce lee fused
Is Dana actually such a cunt?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/8/9871420/jose-aldo-s-wife-dana-white-pressured-aldo-to-fight-injured-at-ufc-189
>>64104698
>only thinking in terms of forward and backward
do you even movement coach you fucking pleb
>>64104716
What, both cocky and a better actor than fighter? Fuck mate I think you're right
>>64104697
5 hours til pre-fight press conference
Who wins, /heem/?
>>64104733
Think they'll fuck afterwards?
>>64104742
is this a joke
>>64104004
>Melbourne surgeons
>>64104721
Of course you goof. If he gave a shit about the fighters he would pay them more than 16% of company earnings.
>>64104750
They did all they could, but she was just too ugly to begin with.
>>64104742
UberBones oneshots everyone in the UFC not named JDS/Werdum/Cain/Stipe.
>>64104751
>If he gave a shit about the fighters he would pay them more than 16% of company earnings.
the amount they pay their fighters is nowhere near 16% of their total earnings
>>64104745
Winner keeps his anal virginity
>>64104749
you say that as if people on this board didn't think McGregor would have a genuine chance against Robbie Lawler
>>64104742
Don't think current Weidman has much for the top 4 lhw
>>64104004
She should retire now. No one has ever been exposed to that degree.
>>64104783
>That bunda
Fuck
>>64104783
Brehs...
>>64104762
We'll see... we'll see... personally, I believe that some men need the dynamic of party hard and work hard. Now that he no longer parties hard, we might see a very different fighter...
>>64104782
I think he's got a good chance against all of them, and beats Rumble and Gus pretty handily
>>64104783
Hilary Duff? Fucking hell.
I was just watching Lizzie McGuire feeling sad the other day.
>>64104742
I honestly think Jones has potential to beat anyone in the UFC
>>64104799
What kind of fighter would be the ideal "Jones Killer"?
>>64104742
I don't think this fight is happening unless Weidman bulks up a lot.
This is probably the best Conor Mcgregor fight so far.
Conor vs Buchinger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obgm6JNtyVo
>>64104822
>making Arlovski look DYEL
kek, RIP DC
>>64104796
>and beats Rumble and Gus pretty handily
lmao are you serious
>>64104742
>Jones moves upto heavyweight
>Kucks Cain
>Moves down to middleweight
>Kucks Rockhold
>Entire AKA team kucked in 3 separate divisions
Please do this Jones.
>>64104796
>Worse DC beats Better Machida
I think anthony is a 50/50 for him, he covered up badly against Vitor, don't think he will be ready
>>64104775
Jones would crush Weidman lol
>>64104822
>uberjon
>uberjones
>uberbones
which one
>>64104861
Jon "Rick James" Jones
>>64104840
Okay maybe not Gus but Weidman would fucking annihilate Rumble, I think he'd decision Gus too.
>>64104850
Yeah but it goes to the ground and that fight's over already
>>64103912
Does the UFC think showcasing Sage in all his goofy family glory is really the right way to go? Lets face it, the kind of people that enjoy fighting - and might even enjoy watching Sage fight, otherwise - probably don't come from the same lifestyle that he is living, and probably resent him for it or want to see him lose because of it.
It might look good for the mainstream, but those people really aren't watching this stuff, as much as Dana and the Fertittas might want them too.
If Aldo vs McGregor actually happens I'll suck a cock
>>64104832
he moves so well
>>64104888
So it's definitely happening?
>>64104888
>haha jokes on them anons i was gonna suck cocks anyways
>>64104888
you would anyways
>>64104881
>Okay maybe not Gus but Weidman would fucking annihilate Rumble, I think he'd decision Gus too.
I think you are seriously underestimating both dude lol.
Ask yourself how Weidman could beat Gus, period.
>>64104888
trips command it
Do you guys think I've posted the OP pic enough to cause it to manifest into existence in our universe yet?
>>64104886
They're building him as an all american star. It's the best way to go about it, yes. There's enough tragic past fighters already.
>>64104912
It worked with the beat up Ronda one didn't it?
>>64104902
Clinchwork, wrestling and cutting off the cage. These are Gus' weaknesses and I think they'd play into Weidman's style quite well, especially considering that Weidman has the boxing to at least deal with Gus until he gets the fight to where he wants to go.
>>64104881
I agree that he has a good chance against Rumble, not Gus, im trying to be unbiased here but listen, he does not have the power to knock him out, nor the striking to pressure him and Gus has some really good takedown defense, I just think it's a shit matchup for Weidman and I don't think he has the reach/height advantage he needs to connect the way he did to machida and silva and I don't see a knockout comming from him either he just doesn't have much.
>>64104927
>Gus has some really good takedown defense
Top lel pham. DC would have beat him easily if he just kept wrestling him to the ground but he had a point to prove.
>>64104927
Yeah but all the things you just said could have applied to the DC fight and DC schooled him pretty bad.
>>64104762
>Stipe
Have you had enough water today?
>>64104832
>>64104889
I actually prefer an even earlier fight.
Conor McGregor Vs Hugh Brady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM4CKfG4zZI
It's kind of funny because the UFC fights are actually more one sided.
>>64104948
>tfw Manuwa has no chin
>>64104948
Biscuits
>>64104946
Stipe is really good
>>64104923
ok mate how is the guy who took dc down twice, was the first person to take Jones down, stuffed 4/5 of DCs and 10/11 of Jones
>>64104950
>>64104832
Just look at the way he moves. He was literally born to be a fighter.
>>64104956
>Couldn't finish a Mark Hunt who had already given up
>>64104948
Drinking 2 gallons of water a day gave me acid reflux.
>>64104961
He lost those fights and didn't do anything with those takedowns. I'm seriously not trying to shit on Gus here, I'm not going to post pics of him losing to niggers and call you a kek, I'm just saying I think Weidman would probably decision him.
>>64104956
>knocked out by fucking struve
I wish more fighters had the time and money to powerlift and go into beast mode, even if that meant a weightclass shift and less cardio
>>64104922
lol yeah it did
I didn't post it nearly as many times, too
>>64104923
>cutting off the cage meme
Buddy, Weidman isn't getting near Gus without being punched harder than he's ever been hit before. Wrestling? Really?
Gus is huge and he's actually strong as fuck. Have you ever seen him get wrestlefucked by anybody? Come on bud lol
>especially considering that Weidman has the boxing to at least deal with Gus
Because Gus' range and footwork suddenly don't exist
>>64104964
>>64104976
He's still really good.
>>64104963
I guess. I definitely think he's talented.
>>64104942
dc is a better wrestler than weidman and a muc more powerfull striker with better clinch, hence the name better weidman, also
>pic related
>>64104936
1/5 takedowns
New SportsCentre feature on ConHOF McGreGOAT
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=14321715
(but not for true blue funposting Australians)
Could a brave North American have a watch and report if it's any good?
>>64104976
>went through a standup war with JDS and arguably won
>>64105000
use hola unblocker
>>64104985
Agreed, I would not look into his Struve match too much, it's heavyweight
Can somebody else weigh in on this Weidman vs Gus thing because these two are acting like it's a foregone conclusion and I think Weidman has everything he needs to probably decision Gus
>>64105037
address my points you fucking retard
>>64105037
Pretty cool
>>64105037
Anyone thinking that Weedman could beat the top LHW's is an imbecile tbqphwyf.
>/HEEM/
tss why don't you just call it /MEME/ or somethin?
>>64104995
I've watched Gus/DC 3 times and Gus wins the middle 3 rounds every time.
You boys heard that Holm won't wait, and she wants that Tate? Think Tate could do it?
>>64105047
What points?
>oh lol Gus is just better than everything and really big and no wrestling heavy shorter man has ever gotten around that
You're horifically underrating Weidman and acting like he's tiny compared to Gus
Conor has spies in Aldos camp but don't tell Aldo
>>64105063
Miesha's probably too small.
Also too qt
>>64105059
Because /hoc/ is the memeiest
>>64105060
In my opinion as well, I think people are to swayed by the running and the way the fight looked instead of what actualy happened but I completely understand, Btw I agree that Gus lost to Jones because I value strikes and similar things over bullshit like control, aggressiveness and apeared damage.
>>64105079
Conor is fucking Claudia tbf
>>64105055
This is implying the LHW division is that stacked. He'd be top 5 in that division if not top 3.
>>64105060
I thought that at first too, but I can't dispute the decision because Gus closely won rounds and Cormier beat the shit out of him for two of them.
10 point must system seriously sucks
>>64105063
>>64105063
Tate is an easy fight. Especially if she was holding back before.
>>64105106
lhw is shit outside the top 4, but thats a stronger top 4 than most divisions
>>64105118
Stop with this meme statement she was not holding back Ronda was the perfect bull for Holm's matador style she will look like and average fighter against any patient opponent
>>64105118
your an idiot
>>64105106
Weidman is Ryan Bader that's better at cutting weight.
>>64105106
Jones, DC, Humble and Gus would all meme on him. He could make top 5 tho. I think he is better than the other LHW, but against the 4 in question, I don't give him a chance.
>>64104790
>>64104792
>>64104798
all these irish men on holiday....
>>64105130
They legitimately think she was only pretending to not be as effective against opponents that won't play into her counter-striking game.
Tate is probably a harder fight for her than Ronda, a lot more things to worry about other than clinches and armbars
>>64105136
>your
>>64105130
If Winklejohn is to be believed then she was, and she kinda hinted that the reason she went all 3 rounds was cause she wanted the full octagon experience. Not saying she's gonna beat Miesha in 10 seconds, but she's a better striker and she wins the fight by outstriking her. Also her wrestling and TDD improved a lot as seen in the Ronda fight.
Marcus "Buchecha" Almeida said that Rockhold subbed him.
Now if you are anywhere close to aware of the state of thing in 'leet BJJ/grappling, you would understand how balls to the walls huge this is.
http://www.bjjee.com/featured/buchecha-reveals-being-submitted-by-rockhold-hes-dangerous/
#teamStoneClastp
>>64105059
FUCKIN HOMERUN CHIPPERSON
>>64105145
>Rumble
Doubt.
>>64105171
That's actualy pretty cool, still not enough
also Cro Cop tapped Werdum
>>64105171
>elite bjj
>clean feet
>sparkling toes
bet the house!
>>64105145
I don't know what Rumble has for Weidman, I mean he could catch him, but then again Rumble could catch anyone
I think Weidman would be able to take him down and it'd all go from there
>>64105185
and Rashad has a BJJ black belt (remember the outrage about that?)
>>64105168
I don't believe coach hype look at Edmon fact is her first ufc was was a squash match if i've ever seen one and she looked average. Not saying that isn't enough to be champion i a womyn's division
lads
I still can't get it to woook
>>64105216
>>64105168
Maybe she's like JJ where you only see her true potential in championship fights and with 5 rounds shell probably finish a lot more
>>64105069
You're horrifically underrating Gus and Rumble if you think Weidman has a chance against either bud.
Again, do you really believe that Weidman's ability to cut off the ring is going to allow him to not get repeatedly punched by Gus? Gus' footwork is great, his range is great, his striking is on point. If Jones and DC can't actively control Gus in the clinch and on the ground, what makes you think Weidman can? seriously lol
>>64105230
pip install requests
>>64105234
WHAT
DC had him on the ground for an entire round and fucking elbowed him in the head repeatedly
>>64105234
>Rumble
>Le one dimensional one punch power KO fighter.
He's the African American Dan Henderson.
>>64105171
I have been saying for ages that Rockhold is going to chokey him, and on Saturday, it's going to become reality.
>people literally cant stop doubting weidman
>>64105241
>Requirement already satisfied (use --upgrade to upgrade): requests in /Library/Python/2.7/site-packages
>>64105255
and dc is a better wrestler, and it was like three min
>>64105262
To be fair, his range of striking is much more evolved than Hendo's. Rumble has good hands, is great in scrambles, he's more than a one handed Hbomb guy and you know it.
His combos can be pretty unorthodox.
>>64105255
Yeah that one round was great, but Weidman is not DC and DC only had one takedown that entire five round fight.
>>64105282
Oh so I guess the point is just entirely moot now, Gus literally has no weaknesses!
>>64105296
Weidman is bigger than DC and actually has better stats on takedowns
>>64105274
On Saturday, it's more that people are literally unaware of how fantastic of a fighter Rockhold actually is lol
He's Machida's karate with Maia's jitz and he's a fucking huge middleweight, with a level of natural athleticism that is unreal.
>>64105299
A lot of fighters don't have weaknesses, it's not a given, saying Gus has bad wrestling because he was on his back for 3 min of one round ever is kind and justifying it with him needing to have a weakness is just weird. Keep in mind not having weaknesses does not mean you're unbeatable, but someone simply has to be better or have one really strong attribute and succesfully enforce it, and I don't think Weidman is that person
>>64105296
>he's more than a one handed Hbomb guy and you know it
He's really not though: his only consistent way to win fights throughout his whole career has been from landing power shots
>>64105299
>>64105324
You are unable to look at a fighter objectively because you are blinded by fanboyism, like most. I won't hold it against you, as it's a difficult thing for stupid people to avoid, but you should probably try to be more aware of it.
I'll be cheering for Johnny.
>>64105338
I never said Gus had bad wrestling you absolute fuckwit, you've got a serious persecution complex when it comes to Gus.
Didn't bother reading past that by the way so don't bother coming back for more.
Am I the only one here who knows Rose will win?
>>64105350
nice, i hate wineland
>>64105362
I do too senpai
>>64105348
>ur just a fanboy
Guess we're done here Canada
Some parting words though, I think Rockhold might beat Weidman too. Bet that blows your fucking mind.
>>64105362
right here onee-chan
>>64105296
Rumble is a power puncher with terrible cardio. All you need to do is survive the first 2 rounds and just wrestle him to death.
>>64105342
>He's really not though: his only consistent way to win fights throughout his whole career has been from landing power shots
Yes, Rumble has huge power. He wins as a result of being able to employ that power. He's great in scrambles, his striking is very difficult to avoid because his footwork isn't bad and he's able to land strikes in unorthodox positions, and he's a good wrestler too. He's certainly not "only a one punch guy". He just has the ability to end anyone with said one punch. That doesn't mean it's his only weapon.
>>64105379
>>ur just a fanboy
>Guess we're done here Canada
You're literally ignoring my points and parroting the same shit over and over again.
I get it, you think Weidman could beat Gus and being completely unable to logically explain why doesn't make you second guess yourself. Keep on keepin' on with that way of thinking bud lol
>Bet that blows your fucking mind.
not really
does it blow yours? lol
>>64105362
Easy 15 bux
>>64105411
Oh so we've reached the point where we stop arguing and now argue about the argument huh? You ignored my points to begin with.
Guess Canada still makes for the worst 4chan posters.
>>64105416
>>64105362
You guys betting on her flat out or are you going to make a prop bet?
>>64105362
I'm with you.
>>64105354
Why are asians so terrible at boxing?
>>64104972
>tfw love cheese but can't have it because acid
>>64105422
>You ignored my points to begin with.
lol no i didnt
>>64105390
>He just has the ability to end anyone with said one punch. That doesn't mean it's his only weapon
Except he has 0 career wins by submission and 14 by KO/TKO. If he doesn't knock his opponent's head clean off by the end of the 2nd round they're going to a decision
Anyone picking Mendes this weekend?
I feel everyone is taking Edgar, but the betting line is still pretty close which is odd
Livechat with Kek Thomas starting in slightly less than a bong,
https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/status/674613114751488000
What do you think the fun announcement will be?
>>64105439
Last I checked Edgar was a huge favorite.
>>64105435
Yeah you did faggot, I like the part where you tell me that Weidman is a shitty wrestler compared to DC despite having way better stats on them lel and just immediately started calling me a fanboy.
That's like, responding to objective facts with insults.
Fuck, now that I think about it, I kind of just completely tooled you in that regard.
>>64105446
>What do you think the fun announcement will be?
He got keked
>>64105436
>If he doesn't knock his opponent's head clean off by the end of the 2nd round they're going to a decision
he's only ever had two fights go to a decision ever lol
and one of them he won by wrestling
>>64105446
will be of
>t-shirts
>some kind of 'cool' reddit intro
>some graphics he can show during the chat (think this will be more for monday morning analyst though)
>>64105439
anyone not picking mendes is a goddamn moron
>>64105425
just straight
>>64105439
its a bad matchup for frankie. i can see chad stiffening him early
>>64105455
not saying you're wrong. I just checked right now. Maybe someone made a big bet on Mendes
>>64105466
*will be one of
>>64105471
Someone missed Frankie's last fight where he embarrassed Faber for 5 rounds.
Rose confirmed she has a shit game plan.
She will lose to this literal 10 out of 10.
>>64105465
>he's only ever had two fights go to a decision ever lol
You wut
>>64105458
lol someone is arguing that Weidman is a more dangerous wrestler than fucking Daniel Cormier
truly amazing. your fanboyism is only matched by one other
>>64105471
Frankie is Mendes but much better
>>64105455
He was never a huge favorite
>>64105482
i think both of them were embarrased 2bh
Clean Feet
>>64105471
Edgar is faster and way more active on the feet and his footwork is better
>>64105489
>10 out of 10
>>64105494
other way around m8
>>64105489
Everyone got a plan until they get hit in the face.
Game plans aren't fightfan approved
Could OSP become elite?
>>64105501
who /sparkly toes/ here?
How will Chad be able to hang with Frankie in the championship rounds
>>64105425
I bet at least a million dollars on all of my opinions.
>>64105496
My definition of huge favorite is subjective tbqh
>>64105520
he'll be fine, I think
I think the real deciding factor of the fight will be a combination of two things: how Mendes' chin holds up, and how his brain reacts to the cumulative damage
>>64105489
that fight will be shit
>>64105526
ok, you can think -150 is a huge favorite and everyone else in the world can think you're a fucking dummy. We're all entitled to our opinions.
>>64105529
It'll be the best fight of the week
Mendes is Gray Maynard 2.0
Frankie will get bullied in there
>>64105489
>>64105506
I've said it on here before and I'll say it again:
If you think Paige or Rose has an attractive face then you are an actual c.uck beta and should seriously considering permaheeming yourself. I am 100% honest in saying I wouldn't even look twice at these ugly cunts at a bar. BOTH OF THEM look like dogs that got their face smashed through pic related.
>>64105565
good lad
>>64105559
they aren't remotely similar
>>64105489
>Rose confirmed she has a shit game plan.
What exactly did she say?
I watched the interview but don't know what you're talking about.
>>64105352
No need to get buttmad and lash out becuase you could not argue for the point, instantly looked for an out and literally beged other people to help you,
>>64105565
You sound like a total winner at life
NORTHCUTT
http://youtu.be/JRbvHcYcjio
>>64105565
Don't bully
>>64105529
it'll be sweet if PVZ gets finished early
>>64105608
thank you sir
>>64104225
Somebody photoshop the JUST hair on that lion
>>64105565
post a wmma fighter you consider attractive
>>64105547
ok, you can stop being such a butthurt little ming on the internet, last I checked they were both at evens then Frankie became a distinct favorite but the odds keep coming closer.
>>64105604
>and literally beged other people to help you,
pretty pathetic, really
>>64105625
Can I save this Sage?
>>64105625
>can't even dunk without a trampoline
>>64105627
Why all the hate? I thought Picasso was supposed to be a good artist.
>>64105641
Lol, I must be butthurt because you said dumb stuff. Sweet logic, bro.
>-150 is HUGE guys, but it's just like, my opinion, man
>>64105672
You know what else is huge?
>>64105672
-150 is actually quite close.
>>64105633
Who's the hottest Diva?!!!! xDDDDDD
>>64105690
what the fuck
that's not fair
lets get closer
>>64105704
stunt dick
>>64105690
That can't be real. [spoiler]is there more?
>>64105745
>>64105704
it's clearly fake guys lol
>Chris' acupuncturist
>acupuncture
>>64105672
Why are you so butthurt faggot? Go take a walk
imagine being one of the greatest pro fighters in the world and that you can beat up 99.999% of the worlds population, being good looking, and having an 8+ inch cock
does it get any better than being Luke Rockhold?
>>64105734
My mom walked in while I was looking at this.
It's good that we got /heem/s dick analysists on that quick
>>64105690
>tfw he answered my question
best day of my life pham
>>64105755
Lol, I'm not the one that said something dumb. Why would I have any emotional investment or be butthurt over you saying something dumb. Your stupidity amuses me, it doesn't anger me.
>>64105708
what can you smell?
>>64105681
Frankie's odds vs Mendes?
>>64105762
You're welcome.
>>64105761
She still wear that blue housecoat?
>>64105786
Thank you for your service
How would you make her happy?
>>64105776
> Why would I have any emotional investment or be butthurt over you saying something dumb
The fact that you're taking it so personally and insulting me over something so trivial. The fight itself could go either way and the odds should be much closer than they are, that's my opinion, and I think the bookies are favoring Frankie too much but the lines keep shifting up and down compared to when I last saw them which was about 1 week ago which had Mendes @ +250.
Like I said, take a walk. This isn't something to get so upset about especially after I admitted I have a subjective opinion of what a huge favorite is.
>>64105801
Was she ever happy? ._.
Dick experts
what is the consensus on GSP's dick?
How does he stack up wit the rest of WW?
>>64105801
Show her my pokemons
>>64105801
nitrogen
>>64105816
Looks like Joe is wondering the same thing. I heard he's a shower and not a grower so it's hard to say.
>>64104917
>1st ep of a TUF season
>video diary of a figher saying "you know.. I had a hard life" starts playing
>>64105808
>to when I last saw them which was about 1 week ago which had Mendes @ +250.
Mendes was never +250
in fact he was never +200
>>64105808
Lol, one of us is certainly butthurt over this.
What sportsbook ever had Chad at +250?
>>64105816
pretty decent but I really wouldn't trust him in the bedroom so I'll try not to think about it
>>64105851
>What sportsbook ever had Chad at +250?
none of them ever did
I do a lot of betting on UFC fights and I follow this stuff regularly. He was never anywhere near that or I would have been fucking posting about it and advising people to make value bets.
>>64105816
I wonder how many women (and men?) have intimate knowledge of GSP's dickeroo
What a ghoulish hag.
>>64105844
>it's a Rose talks about being abused as a child episode
>>64105845
> he was never +200
>>64105864
insult to ghouls tbqhf
>>64105801
I think >>64105819 has the right idea.
>>64105876
He's right. You know you can literally look this stuff up, right?
>>64105871
>it's a Paige talks about getting bullied for being too pretty for fighting episode
>>64105851
>Lol one of us is certainly butthurt
Yup it's certainly the guy who gets butthurt by subjective opinions and needs to call everyone dumb to feel better about himself.
>>64105883
Ghoul VanZant haha :D
>>64105910
jej
>>64105910
never change Ausbro
>>64105905
Where did I express being upset? I've just identified you as a dummy and you've been unable to walk away. I'm only replying to you when you reply to me. What do you think butthurt means, dumb dumb?
>>64105864
The sister has potential tho.
>there are people on planet earth RIGHT NOW who haven't freed their schedule for the 194 pre fight presser
>>64105900
>Its a Joe Rogan hypes up Ronda episode
>>64105947
the other one does but that one looks like a newborn baby who stuck her head in a bee hive
>>64105948
>there are people who haven't called in sick in preparation for 194
>There are people who work on weekends
>>64105967
>There are people who work on weekends
>>64105948
>having a schedule
>>64105967
>tfw off for the rest of the week cause I need to fuck my bodyclock up
need to make it to the TUF episode tonight
>its a brazillian translator guy episode..
My work is movement. If you cannot control your own body how can you try to control anything else?
Vote now!
http://strawpoll.me/6221395
>>64105999
no one can produce numbers like you Conor
>>64105990
I feel bad for you bros because of this
>>64105766
>take one for the team
>the team
>>64106007
I don't produce numbers. I visualize and then I realize. The numbers I see are solid in reality, the rest of the world just needs to catch up to me. I'm on a whole new level. I'm moving in new dimensions.
>>64105967
>there are people here stupid enough to work for a living until they're 70
>>64106017
I'll be honest m8 I would obviously prefer to be on your timezone but simply being alive to watch this stuff is good enough for me
We have a c
>>64105984
gettin that skrilla
>>64106041
quite disappointed at the lack of stuff last week, but it's jam packed this week
>>64106034
There are people here retarded enough to waste their life at a job.
>>64106064
There are people here retarded enough to waste their life on 4chan.org
>tfw want to post bunda but dont want to get banned before the fights
>>64106082
post Miesha Tate's bunda
you won't get banned
DAILY REMINDER
>OFFICIAL ALDO VS McGREGOR STRAWPOLL
Much closer than anticipated tbqphwyf. 90 votes cast so far.
>http://strawpoll.me/6215271
http://strawpoll.me/6215271
>http://strawpoll.me/6215271
http://strawpoll.me/6215271
>http://strawpoll.me/6215271
http://strawpoll.me/6215271
>>64106073
There are people here who could heem every here
>Me
>>64106082
Consider it a sacrifice. Fighters cut weight. We slightly cut back on "off topic" posting. Come fight night we lay it all on the table.
>>64106082
do it man
Yoel Romero or Jacare?
>>64106099
How many "jet fuel cant melt steel beams" pictures do you have in your collection?
>>64106126
Yoel, I think his wrestling is too good for Jacare to control him like he does others, and with only the striking left I think he will do it.
>>64106126
Jacare via HEEM
>>64106172
>and with only the striking left I think he will do it.
Jacare's striking is good though
>>64106140
S-several.
>>64106183
Good yea, but Romero has like a 90% ko rate and he beat Machida standing, it's an even fight but im having him slightly ahead
>>64105643
Big Boss is that you?
>>64106212
But Machid was afraid to go to the ground with Yoel, Jacare on the other hand Jacare would prefer to go to the ground with Yoel.
The roles would have to change in this fight, Yoel is the one who would have to watch about not going to the ground, not Jacare (as opposed to Machida).
>>64106212
Yeah, I could see that. Romero is a straight nasty but I think Jacare is better than most seem to think.
>>64106265
Jacare with TRT*
>>64103942
speaking of mewvment, just had a bowel movement m8
>>64106183
>Jacare's striking is good though
the only thing he throws is overhand rights and left hooks
>>64106327
I thought he dropped Moose with a straight
>>64106327
Thats not what makes his striking so good. He has a short stubby range and throws haymakers more often than not. But he is not afraid to go to the ground. In fact he prefers that, so he is incredibly comfortable throwing punches knowing that he is ok if he gets taken down.
His opponents on the other hand fear that he might transition to a takedown, so they are always weary of going to the ground with him and that's what makes his opponent's striking that much more shit.
Romero has a similar perk with his TDD and blacksplosiveness, but in my eyes, Romero will (for the first time) have to fear of going to the ground. Romero has to utilize his explosiveness and bum rush power punch tactics to beat Souza.
>>64106126
yoel via flying knee
>>64106082
>not purely lurking on fight nights
>>64106318
>not nice_and_flowy.jpg
JUST
>The Chris vs Stoneclasp official strawpoll
http://strawpoll.me/6221796
>http://strawpoll.me/6221796
http://strawpoll.me/6221796
>http://strawpoll.me/6221796
http://strawpoll.me/6221796
>>64106608
What a drunk
What prop bets are you guys making?
if your not a manc you're a wank
nothing personnel, itsaul business senpai
>>64106700
i live in america. gambling is illegal
>>64106710
you're wank then
>>64106553
fixd
>>64106710
allow it
>>64106710
He's so sexy
>>64106717
yeah, I really should be playing games of pure skill like fantasy MMA
>yfw mcgoat comes out to murder on the dancefloor
>>64106765
Sean O'Conrad is singing him out.
>Chris Weidman
Respectful
Family man
Good values
Dresses well
>Luke StoneGrasp
DUDE WEED LMAO
Trash talker
Trains at a meme camp
Dresses like a surfer bro
what are the best non mma jres
>>64106700
I've done over 2.5 rounds for Aldo/Memegregor, Rockhold to win and Jacare to win in the first 2 rounds as a treble
>>64106823
cant remember but heres some good ones:
survivorman guy
astronaut guy
iceman guy
>>64105990
how many bongs?
>>64106812
Well yeah, on a personal level we'd all want Chris to win every fight.
>>64106823
All bill burr jres
>>64106897
Normally on at 3am
>>64106928
On a personal level I root for rockhold a tad because he looks so lonely
Gunny or Maia?
>>64107022
Gunnar
>>64106082
You're allowed to post bunda as long as you discuss MMA.
Jon Jones is a good fighter, right guys? I can't wait for his rematch against DC.
>>64107022
Gunni.
>>64107080
Maia
>>64107022
Gunnar in under a round
>>64107022
Gunnar is going to fuck Maia up on the feet
>>64107081
Reported
>>64107096
Nelson
>>64107022
Maia, the beat Jacare in pure grappling and has looked great lately, Gunni lost badly one fight ago
>>64104832
>that kick at 5:34
he's a walking meme
Lads how many bings and bongs till the presser?
Thanks
>>64107196
1 bong, 36 bings
>>64105766
jesus christ that's a giant penis
>>64107162
no shame in losing to Rick Story, and it was a split-decision.
Maia beating Jacare was in 2005, and he lost to him in the same year.
NEW THREAD BOYS
>>64107283
>>64107283
>>64107283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRbvHcYcjio
>Reporters try to stir shit up by bringing up the steroid accusations
>Sage handles it like champ
This kid is bullet-proof, that next level Hollywood PR training.
also Rose looks way hotter in the posters then Paige, Paige looks like a basic bitch next to Rose
>>64104464
he has rda's jaw down
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/SM782ut.gif "giphy[1]")
