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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - UFC FN: Edgar vs Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
December 19 - UFC FN: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit (Lawler injured in training)
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz (Cruz knee injured)
Fight Fan™ extras:
UFC 194 embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edks0dLAJ8 [Embed] [Embed]
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFAMxmP8EFE [Embed] [Embed]
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tliR2gTahjc [Embed] [Embed]
194 extended preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-dKGd67g0Y [Embed] [Embed]
194 extended embedded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSAXxtw0V8 [Embed] [Embed]
194 betting odds & analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRASQt7C4ts [Embed] [Embed]
194 conference call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs [Embed] [Embed]
Edgar vs Mendes betting odds& analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs1GeDE_DRs [Embed] [Embed]
PVZ vs Namajunas embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me8MGO4 [Embed] [Embed]
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ywNTP8aKU [Embed] [Embed]
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJwY_Mn9yk [Embed] [Embed]
4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ4jIlzRUfE [Embed] [Embed]
Shawb
>>64107283
you piece of shit kek. i had one ready for when it was actually time to post (re: after 500 posts). you fucking goof
Saul Rodgers.
>>64107309
so did i, i was making one, fuck this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRbvHcYcjio [Embed]
>Reporters try to stir shit up by bringing up the steroid accusations
>Sage handles it like champ
This kid is bullet-proof, that next level Hollywood PR training.
also Rose looks way hotter in the posters then Paige, Paige looks like a basic bitch next to Rose
I'm not even rustled about the [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]. The problem is that you're 10 (ten) posts early.
>>64107328
>>64107309
Top fucking kek, so did I.
WHO /MEMEMENT/ HERE?
what a terrible thread you muppet
Come on, let's get closer
>>64107350
>>64107328
>>64107309
you keks are hilarious
>>64107314
>wanting the dick of a guy who lost to Artem Lobov
>>64107344
>Paige looks like a basic bitch
that's because [spoiler]she is.[/spoiler]
>>64107344
>Northcutt clip
>NorthFace ad
jej
>>64107380
He beat Artem though.
I hope after this fight Aldo gives Dana the finger and switches to Bellator. How Dana has disrespected Aldo during this build up is unforgivable. It's sickening that you can be the champ and deliver for years and you delay one fight with injury and then suddenly you're a cunt who doesn't care like Dana has treated him.
Why would you fight in an organisation which such blatant bias? Especially if you're the champ.
>>64107392
he lost to Mohammed Ali though.
>>64107406
I doubt his contract is fulfilled after this, or is it?
>>64107344
I can see how his young cheerfulness could rub some fighters the wrong way.
I hope when he becomes champ he does a heel turn and becomes arrogant.
>>64107406
that would be fucking hilarious
How long will the pre fight presser be?
Might have to catch it after the fact lads
There are people ITT right now who don't respect the shit out of Alexander Emelianenko.
>>64107406
If it was any other fight Dana wouldn't have reacted like this. The fact that Dana spent thousands promoting the shit out of this fight and doing world tours only for Aldo to pull out is the reason he reacted like such a dick.
That being said, I do want Aldo to win and then tell Dana to go fuck himself.
>>64107406
Aldo is still locked. Now he's earning way less, and knows the UFC will only hype contenders, retiring makes sense.
Hope Chad wins, Aldo wins, and they brohug in the post-fight. Mendes vs McGregor 2 if he still wants to be champ.
>>64107344
>mr Zahabi
>I'm only 19
>the toughest part is doing the media, but I love that so it isn't really tough
>steroids? Haha, that funny what a compliment
>I'm only 19
>I love that peole want to fight me. I am so thankful people want to fight me.
Literally the goatest of all goats
>there are people on /heem/ RIGHT NOW who haven't praised based Holly Heem today
>>64107456
>>64107406
I was saying in a previous thread that I hope just flatly says he's retired, doesn't give any hype at all in the interview, and just walks away.
Either that or does the "shhhh" thing to the camera and refuses to say anything lol. just a giant fuck you to dana if he did
>>64107487
That's a real comfy looking prison
>>64107494
Yeah I understand Dana's point of view but he is forgetting the years that Aldo has made money for him, and for him to fuck up one time suddenly he's a massive cunt? Fuck that, where is the loyalty?
Dana is a fucking snake who likes to masquerade as a professional.
>>64107457
Look at his face. He's already counting all the shekels he will collect for the rematch.
>>64107487
>you will never borrow one of alex' suits for a conjugal visit while being high on krack and chilling with your nationalist bros
>>64107451
Maybe GSP can take him to his dark place
>>64107504
Thanks Holly
>>64107519
No, Breivik lives in a comfy prison. This is a storage unit in which 4 people eat, sleep, shit and get tattoos in.
>>64107504
She has made me want to name my future daughter Holly.
Thoughts, /heem/?
>>64107406
>and you delay one fight with injury
How to spot a casual: The Post.
>>64107570
Well that's what I'm naming my daughter so you can't do it.
>>64107570
don't name your kid after a celebrity.
Daily reminder that Aleks Emelianenko was framed, just ask yourselves, does this man look guilty to you? I think not.
>>64107566
>Murder people
>Get a comfy college single room dorm that someone somewhere pays $10000 a semester to use
>>64107570
pretty neat name
I'm almost certain that Aldo will win without much trouble, but him lying there out cold would be pretty historic
shame McMemer can only get tkos at this level
>>64107636
Celebrity? Bro she's the Alexander the Great of our time.
>>64107641
He looks like evil tbqfhwy.
![6346173-Confidential-papers-just-shredded-for-security-protection-Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dQtPwdN.jpg "6346173-Confidential-papers-just-shredded-for-security-protection-Stock-Photo[1]")
You don't have to believe me but I know for a fact Sage Northcutt is using performance enhancing drugs. I am a criminal profiler and have worked for numerous state police,security agencies and one bureau of involved in federal investigations I cannot name and was asked by several news networks for my take on Manti Teo's (American football players) interview to see if he was lying. I was also one of the fore experts in interpreting facial expression and body language through psychology. You're probably wondering why someone like me would comment on this. Especially on as Chinese closed caption imageboard. But I cannot stand idle seeing this young man make a fool of everyone.After watching Sage's scrum interview I made several discoveries.
>when being accused of steroids
Sage mentions who steroids are terrible for kids. He says that "that stuff" is bad for them and it is not well known fact. I didn't know this. After a quick Google search I discovered this is true. But 95% of people around the world didn't know this. How would he know they're bad if he doesn't use them? Is he a doctor? It implies he knows about them and uses them. Quite possibly mastering drug use.
>@5:42-ish in this interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlZJt-J_Tyc
he makes a strange otter sound.
Slurring? Brain damage? His cognition isn't all there. It's also a sign he was talking about something he has no clue about. Lying right there.
>constant smiling
This is something we at the agency call "the crouching soldier". This is a tool politicians and criminals use to make you believe them. Like I'm lying but trust me with this smile.
These are just a few. I also suspect he may be sexually active with many women signifying he has mental health issues. He also gets happier when the interview is over. Almost like "after this interview and a few days I get to hurt someone". He is psycho.
>>64107641
An innocent man, if I ever saw one.
#JUSTICEFORALEX
>>64107406
>implying dana wants an injury prone hue who speaks no english
>>64107527
I agree.
>>64107719
>I also suspect he may be sexually active with many women signifying he has mental health issues
>
>>64107406
what exactly has Dana done wrong? and btw Aldo will retire with close to $100m in earnings from Zuffa so why on earth would he go to Bellator
>nothing will ever top Holly vs Ronda
;_;
>>64107719
I have a phd in peds and have exposed well over 600 fake natty a in my lifetime. I can confirm this guy knows his stuff.
>>64107719
>I cannot stand idle seeing this young man make a fool of everyone
you have done that to yourself
>>64107770
>and btw Aldo will retire with close to $100m in earnings from Zuffa
What the fuck are you talking about? No fighter ever has or ever will make that kind of money fighting for the UFC.
>>64107770
>HIS RIB IS NOT BROKEN
>HE IS FINE
>*laughs heartily as mcgregor calls Aldo a pussy*
>>64107779
>the woes of a casual
>>64107770
Fragrantly favoured McGregor in the build up. Are you blind?
And going to Bellator would be for a fuck you to Dana's disrespect, not for money reasons.
>>64107832
>t-that will show big mean Dana
I bet you're NEET.
>>64107807
no fighter will have as lengthy a period as a draw as Aldo will starting from this weekend
I'm predicting he will headline at least 9 ppvs with 1mil+ buys and have many fights on top of that as well
>>64107810
>being so thin skinned this annoys you to the point of leaving for a lower paying promotion
>>64107825
what the fuck
>>64107641
He looks like he has been corrupted by Sauron
>>64107849
You're gonna be clinically deceased after you catch this overhand left, white boy
>>64107770
celebrity net worth says hes worth $3m
>>64107869
you can't be this new surely?
>>64107849
>>64107873
he's right, I've seen this kid in the gym
fuckin ell man you won't want to eat those
>>64107863
>being this casual
Aldo doesn't even have 9 fights left in his career you retard, the only person who has a chance at making 100 mil is mcgreGOAT
>>64107885
only been on /heem/ for a little over a year but i've never seen this
>>64107719
Is this a new meme?
>>64107904
Oh shit
>>64107873
Sorry m8, not looking for any trouble
![Frank-Mir-Brock-Lesnar-UFC-100[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qPwW7Oc.jpg "Frank-Mir-Brock-Lesnar-UFC-100[1]")
Brock Lesnar would still be dominating the heavyweight division if he didn't get that intestinal disease.
Prove me wrong.
>>64107933
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeCVHji1H_GbFu9FxI-_yQg
>>64107920
he has at least 15 fights left in 2 divisions, no lightweights can beat him
Cheick here,
It's been a while guys !
>>64107719
> After a quick Google search I discovered this is true. But 95% of people around the world didn't know this.
I'm surprised you can dress yourself let alone hold a job.
>>64107745
This. If Aldo isn't in the ring then there is nothing he can do to get Dana more shekels and that's what it's all about. He can't hype shit with the language barrier.
>>64107933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtCJKPxtVJ8
If you feel froggy, JUMP
>tfw watching divegrass and the commentator keeps saying movement
>mfw MMA generals are moving faster than every other sport
can the baldfather get any more lucky?
If I'm a sucker then why don't you treat me like a sucker?
>>64108031
Nice and flowy now
>>64107983
>link fail
he has 5 fights MAXIMUM left in his career you fuck
>>64107977
The way he always panicked like a little girl whenever he got hit in the face made me think he'd never have staying power regardless of the injury.
>>64108032
/HEEM/ isn't a general my good newfriend :)
youtube.com/watch?v=QWFUwKwsIbE
>>64108069
don't know what pathetic pile of shit you're using but the link is fine
>>64107983
He's a fighters 30. How stupid are you if you think that he has another 7-10 years left in his career, and there's no way he'll be making 1,000,000 a fight ever.
"pay" per view
Not so fast Dana Whitestein
How come some countries get the fights free and some countries have to pay? Nice and free for me.
>>64108159
Well Anderson Silva fought until he was around 40 and only lost because he fucked up.
>>64108159
>there's no way he'll be making 1,000,000 a fight ever
he's literally getting 10 times that in 3 days
Gold, movement, numbers, money, memes...
Deez are da tings dat motivate me
What motivates you?
>>64108121
Early stoppage
>>64108199
just memes and heems for me m8
>>64108208
he tapped
>>64108192
He lost because he got outclassed, and he was the exception that proves the rule, he was clearly either incredibly genetically gifted or on a load of weird drugs that whole time. Probably both.
>>64107770
>Aldo will retire with close to $100m
u wot m8
>>64108195
He's literally not, no fighter has ever made anywhere near that kind of money for one fight in the UFC and no fighter ever will.
>>64108199
doom offlane
>>64108398
you watching The Summit or do you hate BTS?
>>64108398
>not jungle
xd
d
im gay
>this britbong baiting everyone
>>64108512
We already knew and we still love you.
>>64108512
DUDE WEED LMAO
What does /heem/ think about Ken Shamrock?
He seems obsessed with respect but apart from that he seems like a pretty cool and honest guy. I honestly believe him when he said he never used steroids for a fight and all that fake fight shit with Kimbo is total bullshit. He is just fighting way past his prime.
>>64108275
>outclassed
Nah he just fucked up in the first time by being cocky against a good oponent
the second time he just had bad luck
but no excuses Weedman deserved to be champion
What does Jon Kavanagh think about Ido 'Meme' Portal?
>>64107977
literally could not take a punch
Is this the greatest look in the UFC?
>>64108751
no
not enough fighters rocking a basic blue collar stache to be honest
Just 43 bings away to the McGregor conference
https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>>64108751
literally looks like a balkan gangster
Heembros my sleep schedule is kinda fucked
>went to bed at 10
>woke up at 3 30 totake a piss
>tossed and turned till 6
>woke up with a terrible migraine
I hope I am not this fucked up tomorrow
besides Asprin what do?
if sinead oconner doesnt an hero will she be singing in conor again?
>>64107309
>>64107328
>>64107350
lmao hilarious boys
>>64107345
>The problem is that you're 10 (ten) posts early.
efficiently optimizing thread to post ratio is top priority around here
>>64107369
fuck off
>>64107977
Werdum would beat him though
>tfw on the team
Always been on the team. Always believed he would be champ. See the thing about being on the team it isn't about money, or fame. It's about being a good person. A family man, a volunteer. Bettering your community. And most importantly never giving up. When Chris Weidman's home was destroyed by Hurricane Sandy he was sad. But never gave up. He worked harder than ever to ensure he would win. If you're on the team stay on, because when you're on the team you can't lose. Stay safe, Weidman Bless.
>>64108902
Agreed. I can't wait.
>>64108936
did his son write that?
>>64108881
ur thread sucks, heem urself
>>64108926
>>64108977
I would unironically want to try these
>>64108926
Alpha brain isn't going to help with his wakefulness. It will just make you work faster when you're already awake. I would recommend some shroomtech sport and bulletproo coffee with a scoop of coconut oil
>>64109021
Try an ice bath.
>>64108977
How do these things even work? Is there some broscience theory that if you freeze your body quickly that it will accelerate the healing of your muscles when you're thawing out?
>>64109022
>coffee
>for sleep
Check out this ancient ufc ad.
>>64108612
no he was always petty and self importatnt, read or listen to interviews by people who knew him, everyone trashes him, and they cant all be making shit up, watch his season as a coach on TUF, horrible.
Fucking gayass 4chan rotating my images
>>64108751
too bad his chin is made of glass
>>64109164
>>64109211
>tfw the Carmen Electra era was almost as short as the Machida era
>>64109158
Why would you be going to sleep right before the memes begin?
>>64109102
>broscience
No it's literally science. Hit the gym fatty.
>>64109164
>tfw Carlos Newton isn't brazilian
mind = blown
>>64109242
>the UFCs poster female celebrities nowadays are Demi Lovato and some short-haired Aussie with an annoying accent
oh how times have changed
Joe Say Aldo movie trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJwH5McBpNI
>>64108512
gross
>>64109211
>Chuck
>Jens
>Randy
>Newton
>Rizzo
>Tito
What a time to have been alive.
>>64109370
>you are now aware of the fact that the Honda movie is already being made and that there were movie crews present when she got ktfo
>>64109211
>All those chicken legs
Do you agree with Frank Mir?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubKYH3T652E
>>64109211
Randy Couture looked like a skinny Shane Carwin
also Hughes/Newton is the first fight I show to friends who are moderately interested in MMA
>>64109405
>tfw when you have been alive during that time
>tfw it doesn't matter because you were /just existing/ all along
>>64109370
looks like shit imho. Why was he doing the Showtime kick at some point?
>>64109495
Looking back, I (want to) believe it was significantly more shit. I believe this is the "golden age" of the UFC. It will start going down when the UFC loses its monopoly on fighters and new organisations take hold as well as fighter unions taking a stab at their matchmaking shenanigans.
>>64107380
>Lost to Artem
What are you on about, Hans?
How many minutes until the weigh ins?
>>64109631
15 minutes until I weigh you in ya mug
>listening to schaubcast
>schaub says tony ferguson is the hardest hitter at 155
>he then proceeds to make fun of bryan callen for not knowing MMA
>>64109679
WoodFuckRawAndCumInToBeHonestFamily/10
>>64109211
Damn pulver looks like a male model
>>64109679
Why the fuck does Schaub's podcast do so well? Is that Callen guy really funny and interesting or something?
Schaub comes off as an egotistical dickhead with no personality so I doubt he is a good contributor to it
>>64109679
wouldn't listen to someone that said Demetrius is p4p 1#
canada has the worst OPs
>>64109724
>Manlet detected
>>64109770
>that said Demetrius is p4p 1#
describe why he isn't
>>64109767
Callen has some of the funniest stories ever
post yfw the presser is in 9 bings
>>64109972
Link to presser where
>>64109797
why do you think it's bad?
i think it's good
Who will get heemed this weekend, and how?
>>64109859
callen has never said anything funny
>>64109972
It's really happening
>>64110118
LINK TO PRESS CONFERENCE
https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdNuTN-L76Y
>>64110078
kek saved.
Why is le cheeky huezilian HW goat master trole so likeable?
Link to press conference here, lads: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEoU4M04h7Y
>>64110155
Thanks man
Won't be watching though ;_;
>>64110106
Go to 56:00
http://youtu.be/aWhquGp_p8U
Be honest: could you take her?
>>64110156
jesus
>>64110236
my god...
>>64110236
I'd take her to Red Lobster for a romantic dinner, famalamadingdong
No matter what happens on Saturday, remember that the most important thing we got out of ufc 194 is the teaching about mewvment.
>>64110236
im 173cm 70kg and yes
>>64110236
I sure as hell couldn't take her camping with me
>tfw McGroobers knee is completely fucked and he has 2 years tops if it doesn't blow out in the Aldo fight
>>64110236
I'd heem the fuck out of her tbqh
>Arsenal through in Europe
>194 pre fight presser
>last episode of tuf
>kingdom
this is better than Saturday lads
>>64110236
I throw a mean left, so probably.
Who /streamwillbeginshortly/ here?
>>64110287
stop this meme
>dat UFC stand by music
anyone else think its really cool?
>>64110313
>Through
Don't speak so soon. Greece only need to score 1 denbt.
Lads I've been thinking aldo will win since the beginning, especially after 189. However, I've studied all of McGullicuttys fights and there's just no denying it. The lad brings a youthful whimsy to the cage that no man or even boy could dream to replicate. I truly believe after the first exchange, Aldo will want to stop playing and go back to his adult responsibilities.
Same for Rockhold v. Weedman
>>64110156
>Yenifel
>mfw his parents are Raiders fans
Conor better bring the bantz
>mfw Champions league is on and I don't even care anymore because I only want to watch MMA
>>64110334
it's in my subconscious at this point
>>64110236
Have the remnants of her will to live been left on Holly's foot or something
>>64110334
yeah, kind of like FACE THE PAIN in that it gets me pumped for press conferences and Q&As instead
>>64110236
i'm 6'0 185lbs all muscle, I honestly don't see a 150lbs girl being strong enough to take me down or even arm bar me, but maybe i'm delusional, on the feat i'd butcher her.
>>64110313
dont jinx it lad
>>64110396
RIP old face the pain
>>64110334
It sounds like the background music for those old PS1 demos.
I dig it.
>>64109972
>mfw im at work
McGregor reminds me of Pettis in a way. He can win the belt but he won't be able to go on a run of defences. Not necessarily picking him to beat Aldo but would not be surprised if he did it at all. I would be surprised if he was able to string together multiple title defences.
>>64110313
>kingdom
I'm thinking of dropping it after the last episode tbch.
>>64110428
>tfw thinking of the Thierry Henry era
HERE
WE
GO
Chelsea another step closer to winning the CL (again).
>>64110502
WE ARE LIVE
why is Dana wearing a fucking hoodie
>>64110396
>>64110448
still super butthurt about that.
>>64110236
I hope she becomes depressed and gets obese, how do people find this bitch attractive? she's got that sumo physique.
>inb4 Ariel asks about the vitor trt lie and dana gets super pissed again
Dana not greeting the crowd with
>what's good, fuckers
like on the old tufs
>>64110472
will be Jay's title shot
>>64110495
>>64110572
Reebok Is such high quality, that is practically formal attire you goof.
>>64110594
Ariel is a shill, he won't do shit.
Mcgregor already looks drained 2 days to go
>>64110236
I have amateur stand up, so yeah
>wearing an adidas tracksuit
GLORIOUS
Who /StateOfZen/ here?
>CHAEL P KEK IN AUDIENCE
>>64110236
If I saw her irl I'd say "nice pants" then heem her
Why does Peter Griffin get to ask his fat gullet question first every time?
that chael and giblert in the audience
Is that Gilbert Melendez in the press area?
>>64110705
Chael too
ESPN analyst obligations
the cute huezilian reporter is also in the crowd
>>64110693
He's a hardcore journalist
I like how he always asks "can you talk about how great and successful this show has been" every post fight
>>64110737
Looks like a guy
>>64110737
Solid chin. Idk if I could heem her
>Dana acting like he isn't on his knees praying every night that McGregor wins
>"ya know aaahhmm *clears throat*"
>>64110737
'she' looks like a tranny real doll m8
>>64110737
looks like a tranny
>>64110764
kek
>>64110693
How can a man be so professional always first to ask the question even when there's 2 cards in different countries during 2 days
Who /FORMALITY/ here?
Conor looks spooked and nervous, see how he chews and breathes.
>>64110791
>>64110795
You say it like it's a bad thing
>>64110839
I'm /calm&dangerous/ desu senpai
Dana this mad already
What is Giblert doing at the presser?
What's funny is that if Conor wins, he truly will be the new era of MMA. His approach is completely different.
Mewvment man spotted in the crowd as well
>>64110455
a buddy of mine's parents owned a convenience store and we always used to jack these from the magazines without paying
>>64110941
Unlikely
why is Conor shy?
did the Fertitas told him to top slinging shit or no more beach house?
>>64110901
He hasn't eaten or drank anything in a while he is suffering 4 u BB
how many fighters are on gear? all of them?
>this normie asking Aldo normie questions
Dana's hoodie looks pretty comfy desu.
>>64110991
because he is calm and dangerous senpai
>tfw no one asks you questions
Poor Luke
>a man with something to prove is a dangerous individual
Conor made a lot of people question Aldo, making him someone with a lot to prove.
>>64110991
He's already drained from weight cutting look at his interviews after the weight cuts he sounds like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh6IQr2A8B8
Bi yearly reminder that Conor's """bantz""" and shit talk will never EVER be able to hold a candle to Tyson's or just about any other black fighter
Bi yearly reminder that Conor's sad excuse for "shit talking" is wwe-tier and only seems passable because it's in comparison to things like Chad Mendes' elementary-playground-tier comebacks
Bi yearly reminder that white folk can't into smack talk and should stop trying
which one of you is that
>>64111025
that's an excellent question, friend. I bet Kek Thomas knows the answer to this. You should twitter him!
>>64111025
There's a lot of 2-1, 1-1, 2-0 type bums in the UFC these days so you can't really say all. But yes every single high level athlete is on something, at the very least for recovery. People who think otherwise are delusional.
>"Did you wear the shirt Lorenzo gave you to protect your ribs, Jose?"
kek
>>64111085
kek
boring as fuck so far
that qt tho
conor looks nervous
>implying she looks like a tranny
Would bang tbhfam
>chewing gum and deep breathing intensifies
kek, shook as fuck. better go do some more memement with your fruity ass yes man yoga fag you brought
lmao Conor is going to become a ghost for the fight and teleport around and shit
Conor and Jose look nervous as fuck
>>64111170
wud fug
>he will tink im dere but i am not dere
what did he mean by this
I'm dere and I'm not dere
/ghost/
>>64111192
It's all about the mewvment
STOOCK IN THA MOT
I FEEL..... LIKE JOSE..... IS STUCK..... IN DA SAME ROUTINE
tink I am dere and I am not dere
tink I am not dere and I am dere
Lads all i have is a laptop, ps4, and 55 inch 4k tv. How do I order UFC 194? Pls halp I really see mcgoober tbqhwy
>>64111210
dont you get it? watch this and then maybe you'll understand >>64111229
>dis movement speech
>>64111248
Post TV
>Conor breathing heavy already
Conors water starved, potato brain is doing its absolute best to banter but he is basically a warmed up corpse at this point.
If he wasn't chewing gum I could mistake him for a corpse.
Poor Chad, his career is now based on these two guys
>>64111229
Just when you think he is one the right he is suddenly on the left. crazy
>>64111248
gonna have to post your TV before I can decide bud
>>64111245
he tink i am dere and i am not dere
and den he tink i am not dere and soodenly i am dere
>luke still hasn't been asked a question
poor bastard
Penetrate
>>64111283
feel bad for Luke desu
>>64111279
hes always like that right before a fight though
weidman looking healthy and smooth
surfer boy already lost
>>64111279
What did he need the lighter for? For a protein cigarette?
>>64111283
At least he gets to talks. Frankie and Luke are just sitting there.
inb4 Conor faints
who /ghost/ here?
>>64111329
these questions suck, I think he's glad.
>>64111329
>>64111338
is he going to get stomped by chris?
who /penetrate/ here?
>>64111279
why the hell is he cutting 30 pounds anyway
chew your gum every time connor says "i feel"
is Conor having a rough weight cut or something?
His brain is clouded and he has no energy
>Luke been asked nothing
>crowd is silent when Weidman talks
UFC fans are the worst, 145 is shit bar Aldo and Frankie
why...do...Conor...talk...like...this?
Where are my questions bro?
>>64111342
Conor smokes weed. There's a facebook post of his where he posts weed brownies.
>>64111271
>>64111319
I'm on my bed so I couldn't bother to get a better angle. Here's my buddy using it.
Now help me pls
>>64111342
>AY AY AY DONT TOUCH DA GOLD
Feels like Conor is going to get heemed just talking
>>64111402
makes
you
seem
smarter
Could you take him?
>>64111402
he's having a really hard time trying to sound clever today
>20k people watching
literally bigger than soccer
>>64111402
he's often like this during a cut
Yes, the P4P #1 spot is up for grabs indeed
If Weidman beats Rockhold that is
>>64111426
he seems more down/less animated than usually. maybe he feels the weight of hte occasion finally.
fucking casuals ITT
conor always is like this right before a fight due the weightcutting
>>64111416
>Visible cables
Are you for real, bro?
>>64111426
kek'd
>>64111372
of course
>>64111339
I know, but its comical how he turns the volume down at this point.
is Chael about to ask a question?
cheeky bugger
>>64111416
yuck you can see the fucking wires
Conor just said he has spies in Aldo's camp lmao
mind games out the ying yang
SPIES
>SPIES
SPIES
>>64111463
>due the weightcutting
>>64111463
Susan in charge of being captain obvious.
Its not a question of "if", its a matter of "how much".
>conor rekt
weak bantz all round lads
Would you?
>if you had the money who would you bet on
yikes, and people get paid to ask this shit
>>64111514
trashcan/
>>64111416
>those cables
You're not going to get any help here like that
These rude BRs not asking the question in english first. Absolute ill mannered scum.
>>64111514
I'm high test, so yes
>Brazilian female voices
>>64111467
>>64111491
Won't be there for long, it's his ps4's shit that he brought over, my cables are neat desu :3
Now tell me if there is a way to order the ppv with the shit I have lads pls
>>64111514
Ronda?
/heem/
What would you ask and to who?
>>64111514
N-No
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
what if Conor misses weight?
>>64111550
I'd ask Luke how big his cock is
>>64107872
lol
>>64111514
/HIGHTEST/
>>64111544
>Won't be there for long, it's his ps4's shit that he brought over, my cables are neat desu :3
listen bud
exposed wires are unacceptable, it doesn't matter if they're fucking "neat" or whatever the fuck you want to call them, you either run them behind the baseboard trim or you run them inside the wall entirely, grow the fuck up
>>64111550
I'd ask Conor if he thinks he could take Weidman
based Ariel asking Luke something
Rockhold looks pretty keked right now.
"de excuses of previous"
connor sounds fucking retarded in this press conference
Nice question Ariel
Why do they make them sit up there and say literally nothing while they're trying to cut weight?
>>64111602
That's easy to do when you live in an igloo.
>>64111602
You guys r mean :(. I'll just go ask Dana on the twitter machine ;(
based ariel asking luke a question
LUKE BTFO
lol
chris enjoying conor's shittalk.
Conor is so deep.
>>64111608
Damn how can i be live and so behind
rockhold looking bald
based ariel
>dana BTFOing Ariel
Dana shits all over Ariel, was wondering when that would happen.
Dana needs to no buli Ariel for once.
this Jim Edwards follows me on twitter lads
Did Frankie's kid give him a haircut?
>Dana getting assblasted at Ariel yet again
fucking lol, these two should just fuck around already
>tfw the best dressed man on heem
Was Dana talking shit to Ariel?
i'm so sick of all this media shit. just waiting for the fight on saturday to be quite honest with you.
Dana is such a cunt
Why is Dana so tsundere for Ariel?
>>64111754
he BTFO'd him bud
>>64111727
he was talking to Conor when I typed it
I predict dese tings
>>64111749
I could still heem you though
>>64111754
he wasn't, it was friendly.
THE CHRIS
LADIES FIRST
>LADIES FIRST
LADIES FIRST
>Cockhold BTFO
>>64111025
All the good ones are on something, probably some use more than others (not necessarily the best ones).
I'm sure there are lots of low level fighters in the UFC who don't use, although even if they did they wouldn't be contenders.
>>64111749
post fit bro.
anyway, are they all just gassed? only luke and chris are lively enough.
>ladies first
>>64111776
>Dana fuckin bro
>>64111781
>There is not a man alive that can heem me
this is so fucking lame
The bald guy asking questions sounds like Jack Slack
who /friendly banter/ here
>>64111829
The Chris
he has kids to feed and i have bongs to make
This is serius bzznes you guis
>>64111829
THE CHRIS
Luke saved himself there
>taking food from table
>he's got kids to feed
luke talked himself into a corner
>>64111856
The Bantz was literally brought up in a press conference.
>>64111844
I'm a grill doe
so when someone from the uk makes fun of me on 4chan it's just friendly banter?
>>64111893
yes
>>64111893
of course mate this is a bully free zone
>>64111893
Yes lad. No hard feelings
I hate the idea of mandrama but sometimes I do wish one of these fuckers would just shit talk someone else hard
>yeah of course you'd say that, you're always a bitch, you're gonna be my bitch come saturday bitchboy
it would be hilarious
so sick of Conor. he's gotten so stale and boring
hope aldo just heems him to death on saturday
Luke is so dull
Chris trying not to laugh
>>64111930
>DUDE WEED LMAOing this hard
>mfw the only questions that I get asked are about who's better of the two guys who beat me
>>64111829
The Chris
rockhold needs to learn how to promote a fight
>>64111930
DC-JBJ was pretty real.
>>64111930
Where have you been lad
Someone please heem Luke the fuck off
Chris saw straight to Luke game. The fight is already over
that was.....underwhelming
>>64111991
Saved tbqh
That sucked
HERE WE GO
>>64111969
I just realized how fucked up that is
>Don't move all this shit
Face off time
>>64111977
it was hilarious
>hey pussy, you still there?
just fuckin unreal
>>64111985
waddya mean bud?
>>64111969
he fucked his career pretty hard taking that fight on short notice
Well that was a letdown
WE FACE OFF NOW!
h-hold me heem
Who has better banter
Jones or Conor?
>Not leaving your pissjugs at home
>>64112069
Jones is the banta king
>edgar was 155 champ
>>64110927
Chael is there too. ESPN work for both I guess.
frankie's shirt is way to big. Kinda reminds me of le big suit kid
>>64112102
He got robbed in his 2nd fight with Bendo
what did he say?
>hands in pockets means you're scared
Conor was scared to go face to face with Josay
hahahaha
MOVEMENT
O
V
E
M
E
N
T
>the shitty of McMemer
>>64112122
He robbed in his first fight with BJ
MOVEMENT
>MOVEMENT
MOVEMENT
>MOVEMENT
Hhahaahahaha
The fuck was that
Would you say this is the sexiest fight in UFC history?
>>64112147
>>64112155
based McGreGOAT
>>64112147
>dat Conner karate pose
topkek
is movement the new mma buzzword
Bet the house on Aldo, lads. Conor is legit shook as fuck right now, he was shaking on stage after the staredown.
>>64112159
Is that a child's shirt?
>>64112165
Weidman is cuddlier, more self confidence
>>64112170
How would you rate Conors ass?
No homo of course.
>>64112186
movement
Jesus Christ Mcgreggor looked shook as fuck there at the end, I thought all those shitposters were just meming when they were spamming it earlier but God damn. Did you see how fast he was breathing? P A N I C
conor looks like he has a lot of weight to lose
Jose is shook. He did not look at Conor right after Dana separated them. Meanwhile Conor kept piercing at his eyes even afterward.
>>64112147
kids got a tight ass
>conor already presenting his bunda in a sign of submission
Aldo got this, you guys.
>>64112215
yes indeed
Everyone looks fucked up on fight week. Cutting weight man.
Has anyone here keked an MMA fighter?
McGregor pays me to fuck his gf sometimes, used to be more but only like once a month now.
>>64112212
Jose was trembling though.
Anyway staredowns don't mean shit.
>>64112187
Aldo will make more money losing, and then winning the rematch.
>>64112232
The fuck are you talking about?
They broke eye contact at the same time and in the end Jose looked at Conor before he walked away.
>>64112266
His arms were moving if thats what you mean
>>64112170
>Orthodox Stance
Guys....
.....GUYS?
>>64112187
i'm putting ~500 on aldo. thinking of putting 1k to be quite honest with you senpai
>conor via spinning heelkick KO in the first round
>>64112142
>>64112187
are you guys fucking serious, did you not watch the past the year him getting in Aldo's face?? He doesnt wanna scare the lil Brazilian away again. Look at Conor's size to aldo, he will run through him.
>>64112306
yeah.
>>64112310
he is a master of movement, there is no stance for he is merely floating matter in free flow
>>64112310
in this moment he has freedom of movement
>>64112310
he just wanted to show his ass to all the little gay fellas in the audience rocking tight jeans, i guess irishinsiderbro was right conor really is gay
>>64112304
Nope. When the conference gets uploaded watch it again. Jose looks away meanwhile Conor is still looking at him, almost taunting him.
>>64112365
Conor broke eye contact first
Anyway, shut the fuck up
>>64112365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEoU4M04h7Y&feature=youtu.be
It's still up to watch.
>>64112365
You can rewind and watch it right now you mongoloid.
For a board full of aspies and autist you guys sure know a lot about body language and facial expressions
Kinda sucks that UFC doesnt mark prelims clearly when I try and catch up old cards. I have to vlook up the card itself and spoil the results
>>64112423
lmao nice post
NEW THREAD >>64112435
>>64112435
>>64112435
>>64112416
looks like Jose and Conor nodded at each other at the end or was it at Dana?
>>64110236
>rounda.jpg
kek
>>64112449
20 posts early
you're really pushing it.
>>64112487
Not sure, at first I thought Jose turned to look at Conor again but it's probably to Dana.
>>64112451
>yfw conor misses weight
>>64107283
weigh-ins in 2 bongs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvizmEVZyyQ
>>64112147
>>64112155
looks like the international sign for please no takedowns
>>64112212
>notsureif you a proxy or just an irish with crushed self-belief? conor isn't you, don't worry
Glendale fight club is 2-10 excluding Ronda in the ufc
What the fuck was up with the kings stare down?
>>64107406
He gives Dana the finger with the numbers for every ppv he headlines
wat happened to 4chan
we back
>>64112170
He is inviting aldo to kick the shit out of his legs
>>64112310
baboon ass stance
Where da /heems/ at.
>>64112187
>when an american flag says 'lads'
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