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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - UFC FN: Edgar vs Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
December 19 - UFC FN: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
Fight Fan™ extras:
UFC 194 embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edksOd9LAJ8
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFAMxmPDEFE
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tliR8gHahjc
194 extended preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-dKGd67g0Y
194 extended embedded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSAXxtw0V8
194 betting odds & analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRASQt7C4ts
194 conference call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs
Edgar vs Mendes betting odds& analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs5HepE_DRs
PVZ vs Namajunas embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yvvNTPBaKU
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJwY_MnRyk
4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY2jIlzRUfE
Shit OP i was about to make a good one, fuck you
First for jones
first for /felice/
Conor will outstrike Aldo and KO him with a body shot
When's predictionkuck starting predictions?
>>64100243
moar
>>64100276
He's being a lazy fag this week, already stopped taking them for the TUF finale and the Fight Pass event.
Movements
>>64100289
>>64100291
He has already taken a fuckton of the 194 ones.
>>64100335
I got my prediction in for all 3
sorry you guys arent real fight fans
>>64100219
Back to /woo/
>>64100335
doesn't mean he's not being lazy. He should stop taking picks the evening a event starts, not a week before.
>>64100348
>he doesn't wait until after the weigh-ins
>calls himself a real figh fan
you're a goof, face it.
>>64100348
Watch your mouth boy. Look around you; you're in a shark tank and your ass is chum.
>>64100348
I know that based feel senpai.
Colin Farrell says Conor is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6R0gEJTUFo
Jax from SOA says Conor is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m02knCVtg8k
Arnold says Conor is GOAT
Luke Thomas said Conor is going to kill Aldo
GSP says Conor is GOAT
Tyson Fury says Conor is GOAT
Tom Brady says Conor is GOAT
Donald Trump says Conor is GOAT
Anderson Silva said Conor is way better than he ever was.
Steph Curry and Cam Newton said Conor has lost but has done so much that they can't deny him to join /undefeated/ broship alongside Fury,Holm and Sage
Dana has said Conor is way better than Ali ever was.
There's only one team you need to join and it's TMT. The McGregor Team. The train is leaving the station but you can still catch it if run. Stay safe, and Conor Bless. Peace.
>>64100380
Conor Bless
>>64100380
>There's only one team you need to join
>Literally stealing Chris Weidman's catchphrase
>>64100380
mcgoat and money are going to team up soon
Does every fighter on the 194 main card have a catch phrase?
Don't forget to train movement with gymnastic rings at least 5 times a week MINIMUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9lIOQMf9mA
My mewvment is too basic bros. Tink I should heem myself.
Updated
Main Card:
Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor
Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold
Ronaldo Souza vs. Yoel Romero
Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens
>>64100291
I didn't do the PVZ vs Namajunas card, and there was an entire week for you to get Edgar vs Mendes picks in. Towards the end hardly anyone was still leaving them: the last update I did before I stopped had 2 responses. Seems people lost interest
>>64100380
>There's only one team you need to join and it's TMT
>The McGregor Team
>Not The Mewvment Team
>>64100301
>>64100243
show her penis pls
>>64100380
>There's only one team you need to join
25th for Wreck-it-Rose
Who else is hyped for Rockhold/Souza 2 after Rockhold and Souza both win at 194?
>>64100518
>There are still people who haven't joined the team
Aldo is campeon.
>>64100518
>Have they stopped doubting me?
>>64100380
>Tyson Fury said he's GOAT
No. He said McGreggs stole his style and that it's possible McGreggs can beat Aldo.
>>64100531
STRIKEFORCE NEVER DIE
>>64100534
Weedman's team is just Christianity. He looked crazy as fuck devoting his baby to Jesus or whatever in embedded episode 2.
>>64100486
Aldo via Round 3 Submission
Weidman via Decision
Souza via Round 2 Submission
Nelson via Round 1 TKO
Holloway via Decision
>>64100547
He said that Conor McGregor stole his style because he [Tyson] is 'the original trash talker'.
Whatever. Nonsense.
![vice-luke650[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W8oLrPd.jpg "vice-luke650[1].jpg")
>>64100518
>>64100417
>being on The Meme Team
>>64100486
McGreGOAT
Rockhold
Romero
Gunnar
Stephens
>>64100561
Jesus chose him over Vitor, now only Romero stands a chance.
>>64100561
>he looked crazy as fuck with his family
as opposed to the bong making, pedicure having, 14-year-old-trapped-in-a-man's-body that is luke rockhold?
Has any person in history had m*vement as good as McGregor?
left or right?
>>64100597
left, red dela cruz is better than both though desu senpai
Conor wears jorts. Does that mean jorts are cool now?
>>64100597
At the time that pic was taken I'd go with Arianny. I'd still go with Arianny today. I don't have Arab oil money but I feel she would still let me do things to her.
>>64100597
>and the lovely Chandella
>>64100612
being yourself is the coolest thing of all.
>>64100597
Is this before or after the sheiks?
>>64100633
I don't think there is a before the sheiks. They like'em young.
>>64100629
i knew i was cool. thanks mom!
>>64100486
McGregor
Rockhold
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
>not predictions
>I see dees tings
left or right?
>>64100647
Well shit.
>>64100597
right by the slimmest margine (check out dem hips)
>>64100657
gonna need a high res pic of their feet to decide
>>64100657
left, right has a semi fetal alcohol syndrome face
>>64100657
left is the only right answer
>>64100657
Jhenny
>>64100588
It's the two super try-hards in junior high that made gym class miserable for us fat kids.
Left or right?
>>64100730
Mcgregor has the frame to fight in Welterweight
Going through Thursday's card and it has some of the best fighter nicknames I've ever seen top to bottom.
We've got
>Soulforce vs Hot Chocolate
>The Dirty Bird vs Doomsday
>The Filipino Assasin, Funkmaster, Cody "The Fist Phister" Andreas "Real Steel" Stahl and "12 Gauge" Paige.
Only missing Beastin 25/8 and Touchy Fili
>>64100730
Makes you wonder how GSP would have done at 155. Frank Zahabi was always saying GSP was an ectomorphic lightweight...
>>64100730
>desert camo cargo shorts vs garish short shorts
>>64100738
and the maueovement to fight at any weight, any time, any where, any one
>>64100738
more like Lightweight
>>64100486
Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Stephens
I just started coming to this thread from /mlb/ and came here for the McGregor fight. Is this all a joke? I mean honestly you guys go on about Joe Rogan who isn't even a fighter. He's a commentator. Some stupid podcasts with some comedian and Schaub (I remember watching him on TUF when MMA was on fire). An MMA journalist people dislike for whatever reason. When you watch a game no one talks about Joe Buck. No one in /NFL/ does that. Then you go on about their personalities and diets and how you are stronger and tougher than them.Posters threatening other posters with assault. Why you should be on whoever's team and how you aren't invited because there aren't any invitations. Now I see people discussing which ring girls are hotter. It's bizarre.
>>64100797
>completely wrong
Why even try?
>>64100800
m8 you're zeeming for a heeming
>>64100738
he could probably go to MW desu
>>64100800
Just by the way you type I know I could finish you in under 1 round
>>64100800
sav'd for delicious pasta
>>64100800
how bout i 86 your chin back to /nfl/ faglord
Is it too late to join the team?
just asking ... for a friend.
>>64100800
heh, that's real funny bro
meet me in the cage and say that again. bet you wont.
>McGregor vs Mayweather will happen in your lifetime
>>64100819
>I don't like what you are saying so i resort to country-bullying
Lad...
>>64100791
Well GSP was a Welterweight and there isn't much of a size difference between the two, they've a similar size frame.
>>64100657
Depends how much they charge for incall/outcall.
>>64100800
get in my guard and say that to my face, goof
>Frank Zahabi
>>64100848
Welterweights are bigger now than they were back then. Same with every division, really.
>>64100833
If you're lucky he'll open up invites to the team after he shazams Lucilius Rockholder. As long as you stop doubting him.
>>64100657
well considering they're bodies are pretty similar(right's looks slightly better but it's hard to tell because of the angle), the only thing to judge is their face.
Right looks like she's a bit uglier, but again, left is standing weird so it's hard to tell. I'll have to take a chance and go with left.
>>64100868
Except for Hendricks! He's toiny.
>>64100868
IV ban will equalise that
>>64100800
best step the fuck back before I delete your chin with my fist, m8
>>64100833
I know for sure Team All American is full. The Mewvment Team is almost full. You can get in maybe. Team Sage is full. Team Max Holloway and Team Aldo have more than enough space to accommodate you
>>64100380
>when you pretend you sit in a wheelchair just to get pictures with celebrities
>>64100800
Keep talking like that and i'll knock you spark out you lil faggot, meet me in the cage you soft cock.
>>64100800
Allow me to retort. Joe Rogan is a meme, not a commentator, not a fighter, not even an athlete. He pumps himself with unstudied and unregulated nootropics daily. He eats 7 egg sandwiches for breakfast and flushes it down with bulletproof coffee and 5x the recommended dosage of alpha brain. We, on /heem/, like to laugh at this tiny man. We do not appreciate him. Schaub is an alpha male of the highest caliber. He holds wins over legends of the sport such as Mirko Cro Cop and Andrei Arlovski. Schaub runs a podcast that gets 5 million downloads per month. He makes 7 figures and has a qt asian girlfriend. There is nothing to not like about Brendan Schaub. Another thing, as you sit here and complain about the banter of other posters, keep in mind that we would all brutally knock you out in a street fight. It would not even be close. Your words deflect off our gi. Do you have a problem with discussing females? I guess that makes you a faggot by process of elimination. You can stay and learn our meta and hopefully being a faggot won't get in your way.
>>64100800
I'd heem you so hard right now m8.
>>64100893
was anyone forced to move up because of it so far?
The IV ban didn't solve anything. Before it was in effect, people cut insane amount of weights because everyone was doing it, and they didn't want to give their opponent a strength/size advantage. Now, noone is moving up because noone is doing it, and noone wants to be at a disadvantage.
>>64100910
>mfw Schaub posting will never stop.
>>64100923
>>64100920
its too soon, mcgoat is already planning to go up, others will follow as the chips fall
>>64100843
>Mayweather is 47 years old.
fyifamtbpfh
>>64100930
McGregor was planning on moving up way before the ban was even announced though.
>>64100923
Just waiting for the comeback
>>64100923
>>64100929
Be patient faggots he's cutting to LHW.
>>64100930
Ya mcgregor was always gonna move up, he used fight at lightweight back in his cagewarrior days too.
>>64100951
can't wait
>>64100944
its set in stone now, it will slowly change over the next year as people see how they cope with the iv ban some will stay, other will need to move up
>>64100923
It has slowed down though.
Has Conor's camp just consisted of memes?
What the fuck is this
>>64100923
>tfw dolceposting never took off
>>64100977
He doesn't have the presence that Brandon Schwab does. Many non-mma fans know of Brandon Schwab because of his podcasting ways.
>>64100910
>mfw I post fresh copypasta and then post fresh copypasta reply to my own fresh copypast and yet still have no face.
>>64100973
its the next step in his domination of media
conor mcgregor: improvement through movement in all good shops xmas 2016
>>64100504
>>64100977
ragin al posting would be so easy, he needs one more fight to cement his meme hood
all fighters need 3 meme fight to get there. even yoel had to shit himself, everything that was the kennedy fight gong show and gay jesus. bomb meme. even sage and finland are in danger of losing their meme status if they don't get 3 memetastic fight in. 3 fights is usually 9 months of banter and interviews and reflection. i guess sage had a headstart if you count the legacy fight
Luke Rockhold got a pedicure in the new embedded
is that alpha or beta
this board is best at those early real nigga hours
>>64100486
Mcgregor
Rockhold
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
>>64100973
>movement is a meme in a sport comprised 100% of movement
>be millionaire
>stream on twitch
>heeeeey thanks fo dat resub homie it really helps
>>64100910
>>64100800
I saw Joe Rogan at a grocery store in Los Vegas the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Protein Bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>64101017
>paying a literal chink slave to serve me
Alpha as fuck pham
>>64101036
>"to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word.
best part.
/bunda/ or /heem/?
>>64101015
What's helping Sage along in the meme realm is
>the flip
>is he natty?
>his hair
>his family
>his religion
>his opponent was fucking Francisco Trevino
Sage Northcutt really is the gift that just keeps on giving
>>64101045
/bunda/
>>64100486
McGregor
Weidman
Souza
Maia
Stephens
>May Cat and Gabi bless my picks
>>64101050
you forgot
>his face
>his demeanour
>looking like saved by the bell
Interviews tomorrow :3
>>64101067
>his erratic way of speaking
>Cody Pfister
>calling Conor McGregor 'karate guy'
The list goes on really
>In 2001 after being approached by Scientology recruiters, Joe Rogan is reported to have said, "Why join a cult... when I can BE a cult?!" Allegedly he shoved the recruiters to the ground and ran away laughing maniacally. 5 months later his agent finally located him in a small African village near lake Victoria, leading an apocalyptic death cult. The UN report on the aftermath remains classified but rumors speak of mass graves, human sacrifice, and murals of Mr. Rogan's face made out of the bones of children. Beneath the village it is said that the cult of Ogamboo Metukalu (The One) had 2,000 slave laborers digging a secret underground temple complex where the cult intended to live after the Apocalypse. Mr.Rogan's agent says the MMA star has put that part of his life behind him and chalks it up to poor judgment brought on by a flu, but if that is the case, why does Joe continue to make routine trips to Africa to this day? And why are cases of missing children around Lake Victoria more than 20 times higher than the average of the rest of Africa? Mr. Rogan's agent declined to comment.
new Chaelcast with Eddie Bravo
http://podcastone.com/chaelsonnen
Stiffness
Chael is skeptical about Aldo travelling international 4 days out of the fight and how jet lag will affect him
anyone deal with this before? What's it like?
>>64101157
>anyone deal with this before?
Aldo has. I'm sure he knows what he's doing.
Morning /heem/
>>64101088
>Chaelcast
Sounds awful. Would not watch even if I was getting paid.
>>64100800
>/mlb/
LOL
>>64101171
it's one of the better MMA podcasts. Give this new one a try, gives pretty good insight on Aldo/McGregor
>>64101083
I met Joe Rogan and Dana after a UFC event a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Joe looked at me, then at my girlfriend and said, "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get heem'd you whore." I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Joe you found another goofball?", "Yeah Dana, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend's ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Joe jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Dana jumped on me and held me down. He started whispering in my ear "She's gonna get the goofballs and you ain't going to do a thing about it!" I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Joe undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Joe just kept pushing her head down. Joe looked at me and mouthed the words "o-n-n-i-t dot com", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Joe then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Dana who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Dana's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.
>>64101146
>tfw since a young child you have been inflexible as fuck.
It's probably because I'm a lanklet.
>>64101157
I went to the caribbean which is about 16 hours fly, maybe more, didn't feel jet lag but my inner ears were fucked up ever after.
>>64101088
>shilling mattresses
Fucking hell.
>>64100910
>qt asian girlfriend.
pics?
Cubber cubber, motherfucker
>>64101212
>le elite boxing man
I wish he would've realized that he's a MMA fighter before the Swanson fight.
damn
we are overlooking Mendes/Edgar hella bad
That's an insane fight
![Joanna+Zanella+28th+Annual+Imagen+Awards+Arrivals+Rmqmmsbi3c3l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3mj1DeI.jpg "Joanna+Zanella+28th+Annual+Imagen+Awards+Arrivals+Rmqmmsbi3c3l[1].jpg")
>>64101210
Mexican, not asian.
>>64101223
I'm not. I went back to watch Frankie's fights to hype myself up.
No need to pretend that Aldo vs McGregor isn't huge. I'm looking forward to that more.
>>64101223
It's like Faber vs Edgar except it's actually an exciting matchup stylistically.
>>64101223
That's a great fight tbqh, hype as fuck this week.
>>64100910
>He holds wins over legends of the sport such as Mirko Cro Cop and Andrei Arlovski
>Andrei Arlovski
almost had it
Today's thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyHZNBz6FE
Hey all you foreigners, are you completely fucking up your entire schedules for these 3 nights?
>>64101372
yes, going to bed as we speak goodnight
>>64101372
yes
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JA8oZTi.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>64101372
>>64101372
Only the NEETs are doing that.
See:
>>64101381
>>64101390
It's gunna happen guies... for real. Aldo/McGregor, The Chris/Rockhold
>real
>>64100219
aldo's pet mcgreggor clone/training partner get's to 7-0 and wins his 3rd belt in brazil minor leagues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KPwBtH3ewI
>>64101401
>this jelly i make 1-5k a month playing poker depending on how much i play and only getting better
>>64101180
I saw Joe Rogan at a grocery store in Las Vegas yesterday. I told him how powerful it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for a shoutout on his podcast or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my whey protein up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of AlphaBrain in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying "that's O-N-N-I-T DOT COM" really loudly.
>>64101420
See. Thank you for proving my point.
>>64101414
romero/jacare mendes/edgar
all in one weekend
> In July 2014, Joe Rogan was surfing with fellow UFC members when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-workers rushed to help, Rogan held out an arm in front of them, stopping them, and was reported as saying "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". And proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
>>64101434
>>64101470
>>64101490
He's just a baby
>>64101417
Jose is dead already
>>64101219
Yeah he really shit the bed in the Cub vs Swanson fight
>>64101310
I kind of feel like McGregor should be fighting for the Lightweight belt...
What's the point of defending your belt against someone who already ran scared?
>>64101534
buying the running scared shit.
2 tournaments this weekend
Featherweight Tournament
Aldo/McGregor
Frankie/Mendes
Middleweight tournament
Weidman/Rockhold
Jacare/Romero
Pretty cool
>>64100800
Fresh off the boat, from /mlb/, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, no rare flag, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on /heem/ by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking /mlb/ friends would reply to (You). None of that here. You don't discuss players bat sizes. You don't discuss their ball handling techniques. This ain't /mlb/, kid. This is /heem/. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to mlb.com, you world series watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>64100973
Those other fighters don't stand a chance. They don't meme like he memes.
>>64101547
Oh, that's right. Jose actually does pull out of fights on the regular.
Jose pulls out of fights like the groundhog sees its shadow.
Not to mention the fact that it let him hold onto his belt for another half year, and gave him time to mentally recover after that brutal world tour.
>>64101577
>canada attempts to create copypasta
Am I the only one who wonders if it's only one canadian or if it's all canadians who are retards?
best fight on an under card this week?
>>64100486
Aldo
The Chris
Jacare
Gunnar
Holloway
>>64101598
Aljamain Sterling vs Johnny Eduardo, how is this fight on the prelims of a Thursday fight pass card?
>>64101598
Faber Seanz
>>64101522
I like how it looks like Cub was disgustedly trying to avoid the mouthguard.
Alright lads, let's pause the memes for a bit.
What do you honestly think McGregor's answer will be to Aldo's leg kicks? That will be Aldo's promary weapon in the fight but I feel like McGregor has a trick up his sleeves for it. Kind of like he had an answer on how to deal with Mendes using whip kicks.
My guess would be his straight left.
>>64101639
Movement
>>64101417
>All those Feints.
..Seems to be the stand-up equivalent of Lay and Pray. I've seen fighters burn through the first 2 of 3 rounds with this shit.
Am I ignorant? Can someone point me towards a resource that will help understand?
>>64101566
might want to include holloway/stephans to the FW tourny.
>>64101639
of course it's the straight left, combine that with moving forward and not giving Aldo to many angles he can probably negate the kicks
>>64101666
Sure thing, Satan. Read this, and other articles by the same guy:
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/12/4/7330557/anthony-pettis-gilbert-melendez-ufc-181-judo-chop-feint-mma-technique-cerrone-ko-gif
>>64101598
alves/covington
speaking of, we gonna try undercard picks again for any of these cards?
>>64101417
Jesus this guy is bad, they brought in the guy who cant pressure, land a kick without falling and who strugles with minor brazil shit
>>64101639
>What do you honestly think McGregor's answer will be to Aldo's leg kicks?
>>64101639
Aldo's primary weapon will be his wrestling!
>>64101698
I've been saying that for over a year now. I still wish bookies were carrying prop bets on how many takedowns Aldo will attempt.
>>64101434
Remember that time Cerrone responded to this pasta?
>>64101596
sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from nonfightfan goofs and all of those other schaubposters. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being a real fightfan all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first girlfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage boy. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest girl in your jiu jitsu class in the middle of the gym only to find out she has a fucking boyfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name and flag out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.
>>64101639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byX3ikTyHUA
>>64101712
Lol i remember that. Anyone have the screenshot from his insta where he responds?
>>64101675
Right on, I'll check it out.
Sometimes... when you get to the end of round 2 of 3, and there's been maybe 4 or 5 strikes landed ... I have trouble making sense of the fight. Hopefully this will help me understand.
>>64101731
I love how you shitpost no matter what.
>>64101745
Tbqh that kick was shit, shit technique.
>There is Japanese TUF with the biggest Weeb in MMA Josh Barnett
muh dick
>>64101778
it was fun, barnett was talking to them in japanese. very chill season, no assholes
Did anyone else get choked up when Chris' kids started crying?
>le dancing potato man
God please give Aldo the strength to knock him the fuck out
how many falafel until the press conference
>>64101811
Yep
>>64101843
more than 10000 bings
>>64101811
I actually felt kind of conflicted, because I got slightly teary, but in my family, my mother always thought it was hilarious when kids got upset... So I really don't know what's normal.
>>64101694
to KO him stiff
Is the UFC better than boxing?
>>64101831
>Sweden being anti-European
Wow such suprise
![3034165400117597861620[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c1zWifW.jpg "3034165400117597861620[1].jpg")
>>64101811
>>64101845
Are you two suffering from /LowTestosterone/?
Contact your local doctor.
>>64101490
I bet DJ's wife ends up fucking their children because she's a pedophile.
>>64101863
>low test argentina advertising his hair loss medicine
What age will Joe Rogan live to be?
He is experimenting with more untested supplements than anyone before him. He's literally a Guinea pig.
>>64101608
>tfw no fightfan gf
;_;
Conor looks so much better this time around, last embedded he was pale looked skinny and sickly, looks healthy and mentally strong now.
>>64101874
I'm doing TRT and HGH tbqh
I don't give a fuck no more.
>>64101875
I say 75 because of his italian genes.
>>64101878
Eh, I actually think
>easy cut
is a bit of a meme.
It might be better to have a hard cut, as long as you don't walk in on figurative crutches.
>>64101811
Why?
Kids cry all the time, it's what they do.
>>64101904
Well, they're crying because they're Dad's going away.
How do you prepare mentally to fight in front of millions of people in a loud stadium packed with tens of thousands of people.
Do you have to have a mental illness to be a fighter?
>>64101904
Because they suffer from low testosterone sweden, are you even reading?
Contact your local doctor.
>>64101913
It's no different from doing anything in front of people.
>>64101887
good job literally killing yourself because of your insecurity
>>64101887
a-are you jacked?
>>64101913
As someone who has boxed in the nationals, and while we didnt have thousands of people, we still had crowds.
With that being said, you don't really prepare for it. You just go along with it since as soon as you fight, everyone fades away and your only priority is knocking out the person right in front of you. There's a mental stillness when fighting. It's hard to explain senpai but nothing else matters when you're in that ring or octagon.
>>64101926
Thank god i have insane levels of testosterone which actually destroys depression.
>>64101934
Not even close yet, the people who say that TRT makes you bigger without training are fucking lying. You have to train hard as fuck anyway, but it accelerates the process quite a lot, especially with HGH because it helps you prevent injuries.
>2015
>people not enhancing themselves artificially
>>64101854
yup, more unpredictable, better announcer(micheal is dying),
and of course liver kicks, flying knees, thai clinch, twisters, elbows and standing submissions.
though a boxing 1800s rules with mma gloves would be pretty dope, basically bareknuckle with gloves
>>64101997
Really, the elephant in the room is that boxing with mma gloves >>> boxing.
I guess the other elephant in the room is that it would still be inferior to MMA, so they should probably just stay with the marshmallow gloves.
>>64101872
she's a pedophile?
>>64102074
yes she was convicted of fucking a 7 year old boy in 2003. jk
>>64101372
It's actually on at midday in aus so technically I'll be fixing my sleep pattern.
>tfw PVZ will never sex bully you at TAM
>Robin Black, Jack Slack, Firas Zahabi, Luke Thompson SBN, Mark Wahlberg, Jon Anik, Kenny Florian, Joe Lauzon, Brendan Schaub, Bryan Callen and all the other great MMA analysts are picking Conor McGregor
>(You) think you know better
>>64102099
B-But it's all hype! Just like Ronda!
>>64102074
Any woman who bangs a manlet must be a pedo. Only explanation.
>>64102099
>implying my money isnt on mcgregor
im scared for him tho
it wont be easy
>>64102099
in fairness most people picked mendes to win against mcgregor and were wrong, and a lot have picked aldo.
>>64101913
when there is another man coming at you to attempt to knock you the fuck out, you're not too focused on your surroundings
>>64102113
or woman*
Paige/Rose/Sage Open workout highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtxZN1db9-g
>>64102116
*tips fedora*
>>64100380
One day McMewemt and Mayweather will clash heads in some high end Las Vegas club. This will generate so much media attention that it will lift McMeme into new popularity heights.
Screen caps this shit. Mark my words this will happen I sense dese tings.
>>64102099
Didn't Jose also pick McGregor when he said he would retire after this fight?
>>64102134
they are the same weight class.
I wonder if a mma fighter got clinched in boxing competition if they'd just shoot double underhooks and throw that fuck away from them
>>64102134
I don't think it will happen. Screencapping.
>>64102134
What will you do when Jacare chokes out Romero?
>>64102134
Let's keep it real, mcgregor would get slaughtered in a boxing match by mayweather.
You now remember Fabricio Werdum beat a fully roided Ubereem.
>>64100597
left
>dem titties
I'm losing my shit over all this mervment in embedded
>>64102162
No, he only beat semi-roided Reem. He lost a tepid decision to Ubereem.
The contrast between Weidman and Rockhold is pretty striking. Weidman almost seems too relaxed
>>64102159
The result doesn't matter m8
It's good business and everybody involved knows that
>>64102159
What if they fought with 4oz gloves?
>>64102171
>too relaxed
During fight week there is no such thing
