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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - UFC FN: Edgar vs Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
December 19 - UFC FN: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
Fight Fan™ extras:
UFC 194 embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edksOd9LAJ8
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFAMxmPDEFE
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tliR8gHahjc
194 extended preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-dKGd67g0Y
194 extended embedded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSAXxtw0V8
194 betting odds & analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRASQt7C4ts
194 conference call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs
Edgar vs Mendes betting odds& analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs5HepE_DRs
PVZ vs Namajunas embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yvvNTPBaKU
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJwY_MnRyk
4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY2jIlzRUfE
Shit OP i was about to make a good one, fuck you
First for jones
first for /felice/
Conor will outstrike Aldo and KO him with a body shot
When's predictionkuck starting predictions?
>>64100243
moar
>>64100276
He's being a lazy fag this week, already stopped taking them for the TUF finale and the Fight Pass event.
Movements
>>64100291
He has already taken a fuckton of the 194 ones.
>>64100335
I got my prediction in for all 3
sorry you guys arent real fight fans
>>64100219
Back to /woo/
>>64100335
doesn't mean he's not being lazy. He should stop taking picks the evening a event starts, not a week before.
>>64100348
>he doesn't wait until after the weigh-ins
>calls himself a real figh fan
you're a goof, face it.
>>64100348
Watch your mouth boy. Look around you; you're in a shark tank and your ass is chum.
>>64100348
I know that based feel senpai.
Colin Farrell says Conor is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6R0gEJTUFo
Jax from SOA says Conor is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m02knCVtg8k
Arnold says Conor is GOAT
Luke Thomas said Conor is going to kill Aldo
GSP says Conor is GOAT
Tyson Fury says Conor is GOAT
Tom Brady says Conor is GOAT
Donald Trump says Conor is GOAT
Anderson Silva said Conor is way better than he ever was.
Steph Curry and Cam Newton said Conor has lost but has done so much that they can't deny him to join /undefeated/ broship alongside Fury,Holm and Sage
Dana has said Conor is way better than Ali ever was.
There's only one team you need to join and it's TMT. The McGregor Team. The train is leaving the station but you can still catch it if run. Stay safe, and Conor Bless. Peace.
>>64100380
Conor Bless
>>64100380
>There's only one team you need to join
>Literally stealing Chris Weidman's catchphrase
>>64100380
mcgoat and money are going to team up soon
Does every fighter on the 194 main card have a catch phrase?
Don't forget to train movement with gymnastic rings at least 5 times a week MINIMUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9lIOQMf9mA
My mewvment is too basic bros. Tink I should heem myself.
Updated
Main Card:
Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor
Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold
Ronaldo Souza vs. Yoel Romero
Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens
>>64100291
I didn't do the PVZ vs Namajunas card, and there was an entire week for you to get Edgar vs Mendes picks in. Towards the end hardly anyone was still leaving them: the last update I did before I stopped had 2 responses. Seems people lost interest
>>64100380
>There's only one team you need to join and it's TMT
>The McGregor Team
>Not The Mewvment Team
>>64100301
>>64100243
show her penis pls
>>64100380
>There's only one team you need to join
25th for Wreck-it-Rose
Who else is hyped for Rockhold/Souza 2 after Rockhold and Souza both win at 194?
>>64100518
>There are still people who haven't joined the team
Aldo is campeon.
>>64100518
>Have they stopped doubting me?
>>64100380
>Tyson Fury said he's GOAT
No. He said McGreggs stole his style and that it's possible McGreggs can beat Aldo.
>>64100531
STRIKEFORCE NEVER DIE
>>64100534
Weedman's team is just Christianity. He looked crazy as fuck devoting his baby to Jesus or whatever in embedded episode 2.
>>64100486
Aldo via Round 3 Submission
Weidman via Decision
Souza via Round 2 Submission
Nelson via Round 1 TKO
Holloway via Decision
>>64100547
He said that Conor McGregor stole his style because he [Tyson] is 'the original trash talker'.
Whatever. Nonsense.
>>64100518
>>64100417
>being on The Meme Team
>>64100486
McGreGOAT
Rockhold
Romero
Gunnar
Stephens
>>64100561
Jesus chose him over Vitor, now only Romero stands a chance.
>>64100561
>he looked crazy as fuck with his family
as opposed to the bong making, pedicure having, 14-year-old-trapped-in-a-man's-body that is luke rockhold?
Has any person in history had m*vement as good as McGregor?
left or right?
>>64100597
left, red dela cruz is better than both though desu senpai
Conor wears jorts. Does that mean jorts are cool now?
>>64100597
At the time that pic was taken I'd go with Arianny. I'd still go with Arianny today. I don't have Arab oil money but I feel she would still let me do things to her.
>>64100597
>and the lovely Chandella
>>64100612
being yourself is the coolest thing of all.
>>64100597
Is this before or after the sheiks?
>>64100633
I don't think there is a before the sheiks. They like'em young.
>>64100629
i knew i was cool. thanks mom!
>>64100486
McGregor
Rockhold
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
>not predictions
>I see dees tings
left or right?
>>64100647
Well shit.
>>64100597
right by the slimmest margine (check out dem hips)
>>64100657
gonna need a high res pic of their feet to decide
>>64100657
left, right has a semi fetal alcohol syndrome face
>>64100657
left is the only right answer
>>64100657
Jhenny
>>64100588
It's the two super try-hards in junior high that made gym class miserable for us fat kids.
Left or right?
>>64100730
Mcgregor has the frame to fight in Welterweight
Going through Thursday's card and it has some of the best fighter nicknames I've ever seen top to bottom.
We've got
>Soulforce vs Hot Chocolate
>The Dirty Bird vs Doomsday
>The Filipino Assasin, Funkmaster, Cody "The Fist Phister" Andreas "Real Steel" Stahl and "12 Gauge" Paige.
Only missing Beastin 25/8 and Touchy Fili
>>64100730
Makes you wonder how GSP would have done at 155. Frank Zahabi was always saying GSP was an ectomorphic lightweight...
>>64100730
>desert camo cargo shorts vs garish short shorts
>>64100738
and the maueovement to fight at any weight, any time, any where, any one
>>64100738
more like Lightweight
>>64100486
Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Stephens
I just started coming to this thread from /mlb/ and came here for the McGregor fight. Is this all a joke? I mean honestly you guys go on about Joe Rogan who isn't even a fighter. He's a commentator. Some stupid podcasts with some comedian and Schaub (I remember watching him on TUF when MMA was on fire). An MMA journalist people dislike for whatever reason. When you watch a game no one talks about Joe Buck. No one in /NFL/ does that. Then you go on about their personalities and diets and how you are stronger and tougher than them.Posters threatening other posters with assault. Why you should be on whoever's team and how you aren't invited because there aren't any invitations. Now I see people discussing which ring girls are hotter. It's bizarre.
>>64100797
>completely wrong
Why even try?
>>64100800
m8 you're zeeming for a heeming
>>64100738
he could probably go to MW desu
>>64100800
Just by the way you type I know I could finish you in under 1 round
>>64100800
sav'd for delicious pasta
>>64100800
how bout i 86 your chin back to /nfl/ faglord
Is it too late to join the team?
just asking ... for a friend.
>>64100800
heh, that's real funny bro
meet me in the cage and say that again. bet you wont.
>McGregor vs Mayweather will happen in your lifetime
>>64100819
>I don't like what you are saying so i resort to country-bullying
Lad...
>>64100791
Well GSP was a Welterweight and there isn't much of a size difference between the two, they've a similar size frame.
>>64100657
Depends how much they charge for incall/outcall.
>>64100800
get in my guard and say that to my face, goof
>Frank Zahabi
>>64100848
Welterweights are bigger now than they were back then. Same with every division, really.
>>64100833
If you're lucky he'll open up invites to the team after he shazams Lucilius Rockholder. As long as you stop doubting him.
>>64100657
well considering they're bodies are pretty similar(right's looks slightly better but it's hard to tell because of the angle), the only thing to judge is their face.
Right looks like she's a bit uglier, but again, left is standing weird so it's hard to tell. I'll have to take a chance and go with left.
>>64100868
Except for Hendricks! He's toiny.
>>64100868
IV ban will equalise that
>>64100800
best step the fuck back before I delete your chin with my fist, m8
>>64100833
I know for sure Team All American is full. The Mewvment Team is almost full. You can get in maybe. Team Sage is full. Team Max Holloway and Team Aldo have more than enough space to accommodate you
>>64100380
>when you pretend you sit in a wheelchair just to get pictures with celebrities
>>64100800
Keep talking like that and i'll knock you spark out you lil faggot, meet me in the cage you soft cock.
>>64100800
Allow me to retort. Joe Rogan is a meme, not a commentator, not a fighter, not even an athlete. He pumps himself with unstudied and unregulated nootropics daily. He eats 7 egg sandwiches for breakfast and flushes it down with bulletproof coffee and 5x the recommended dosage of alpha brain. We, on /heem/, like to laugh at this tiny man. We do not appreciate him. Schaub is an alpha male of the highest caliber. He holds wins over legends of the sport such as Mirko Cro Cop and Andrei Arlovski. Schaub runs a podcast that gets 5 million downloads per month. He makes 7 figures and has a qt asian girlfriend. There is nothing to not like about Brendan Schaub. Another thing, as you sit here and complain about the banter of other posters, keep in mind that we would all brutally knock you out in a street fight. It would not even be close. Your words deflect off our gi. Do you have a problem with discussing females? I guess that makes you a faggot by process of elimination. You can stay and learn our meta and hopefully being a faggot won't get in your way.
>>64100800
I'd heem you so hard right now m8.
>>64100893
was anyone forced to move up because of it so far?
The IV ban didn't solve anything. Before it was in effect, people cut insane amount of weights because everyone was doing it, and they didn't want to give their opponent a strength/size advantage. Now, noone is moving up because noone is doing it, and noone wants to be at a disadvantage.
>>64100910
>mfw Schaub posting will never stop.
>>64100920
its too soon, mcgoat is already planning to go up, others will follow as the chips fall
>>64100843
>Mayweather is 47 years old.
fyifamtbpfh
>>64100930
McGregor was planning on moving up way before the ban was even announced though.
>>64100923
Just waiting for the comeback
>>64100923
>>64100929
Be patient faggots he's cutting to LHW.
>>64100930
Ya mcgregor was always gonna move up, he used fight at lightweight back in his cagewarrior days too.
>>64100951
can't wait
>>64100944
its set in stone now, it will slowly change over the next year as people see how they cope with the iv ban some will stay, other will need to move up
>>64100923
It has slowed down though.
Has Conor's camp just consisted of memes?
What the fuck is this
>>64100923
>tfw dolceposting never took off
>>64100977
He doesn't have the presence that Brandon Schwab does. Many non-mma fans know of Brandon Schwab because of his podcasting ways.
>>64100910
>mfw I post fresh copypasta and then post fresh copypasta reply to my own fresh copypast and yet still have no face.
>>64100973
its the next step in his domination of media
conor mcgregor: improvement through movement in all good shops xmas 2016
>>64100977
ragin al posting would be so easy, he needs one more fight to cement his meme hood
all fighters need 3 meme fight to get there. even yoel had to shit himself, everything that was the kennedy fight gong show and gay jesus. bomb meme. even sage and finland are in danger of losing their meme status if they don't get 3 memetastic fight in. 3 fights is usually 9 months of banter and interviews and reflection. i guess sage had a headstart if you count the legacy fight
Luke Rockhold got a pedicure in the new embedded
is that alpha or beta
this board is best at those early real nigga hours
>>64100486
Mcgregor
Rockhold
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
>>64100973
>movement is a meme in a sport comprised 100% of movement
>be millionaire
>stream on twitch
>heeeeey thanks fo dat resub homie it really helps
>>64100910
>>64100800
I saw Joe Rogan at a grocery store in Los Vegas the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Protein Bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>64101017
>paying a literal chink slave to serve me
Alpha as fuck pham
>>64101036
>"to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word.
best part.
/bunda/ or /heem/?
>>64101015
What's helping Sage along in the meme realm is
>the flip
>is he natty?
>his hair
>his family
>his religion
>his opponent was fucking Francisco Trevino
Sage Northcutt really is the gift that just keeps on giving
>>64101045
/bunda/
>>64100486
McGregor
Weidman
Souza
Maia
Stephens
>May Cat and Gabi bless my picks
>>64101050
you forgot
>his face
>his demeanour
>looking like saved by the bell
Interviews tomorrow :3
>>64101067
>his erratic way of speaking
>Cody Pfister
>calling Conor McGregor 'karate guy'
The list goes on really
>In 2001 after being approached by Scientology recruiters, Joe Rogan is reported to have said, "Why join a cult... when I can BE a cult?!" Allegedly he shoved the recruiters to the ground and ran away laughing maniacally. 5 months later his agent finally located him in a small African village near lake Victoria, leading an apocalyptic death cult. The UN report on the aftermath remains classified but rumors speak of mass graves, human sacrifice, and murals of Mr. Rogan's face made out of the bones of children. Beneath the village it is said that the cult of Ogamboo Metukalu (The One) had 2,000 slave laborers digging a secret underground temple complex where the cult intended to live after the Apocalypse. Mr.Rogan's agent says the MMA star has put that part of his life behind him and chalks it up to poor judgment brought on by a flu, but if that is the case, why does Joe continue to make routine trips to Africa to this day? And why are cases of missing children around Lake Victoria more than 20 times higher than the average of the rest of Africa? Mr. Rogan's agent declined to comment.
new Chaelcast with Eddie Bravo
http://podcastone.com/chaelsonnen
Stiffness
Chael is skeptical about Aldo travelling international 4 days out of the fight and how jet lag will affect him
anyone deal with this before? What's it like?
>>64101157
>anyone deal with this before?
Aldo has. I'm sure he knows what he's doing.
Morning /heem/
>>64101088
>Chaelcast
Sounds awful. Would not watch even if I was getting paid.
>>64100800
>/mlb/
LOL
>>64101171
it's one of the better MMA podcasts. Give this new one a try, gives pretty good insight on Aldo/McGregor
>>64101083
I met Joe Rogan and Dana after a UFC event a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Joe looked at me, then at my girlfriend and said, "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get heem'd you whore." I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Joe you found another goofball?", "Yeah Dana, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend's ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Joe jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Dana jumped on me and held me down. He started whispering in my ear "She's gonna get the goofballs and you ain't going to do a thing about it!" I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Joe undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Joe just kept pushing her head down. Joe looked at me and mouthed the words "o-n-n-i-t dot com", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Joe then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Dana who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Dana's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.
>>64101146
>tfw since a young child you have been inflexible as fuck.
It's probably because I'm a lanklet.
>>64101157
I went to the caribbean which is about 16 hours fly, maybe more, didn't feel jet lag but my inner ears were fucked up ever after.
>>64101088
>shilling mattresses
Fucking hell.
>>64100910
>qt asian girlfriend.
pics?
Cubber cubber, motherfucker
>>64101212
>le elite boxing man
I wish he would've realized that he's a MMA fighter before the Swanson fight.
damn
we are overlooking Mendes/Edgar hella bad
That's an insane fight
![Joanna+Zanella+28th+Annual+Imagen+Awards+Arrivals+Rmqmmsbi3c3l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3mj1DeI.jpg "Joanna+Zanella+28th+Annual+Imagen+Awards+Arrivals+Rmqmmsbi3c3l[1]")
>>64101210
Mexican, not asian.
>>64101223
I'm not. I went back to watch Frankie's fights to hype myself up.
No need to pretend that Aldo vs McGregor isn't huge. I'm looking forward to that more.
>>64101223
It's like Faber vs Edgar except it's actually an exciting matchup stylistically.
>>64101223
That's a great fight tbqh, hype as fuck this week.
>>64100910
>He holds wins over legends of the sport such as Mirko Cro Cop and Andrei Arlovski
>Andrei Arlovski
almost had it
Today's thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyHZNBz6FE
Hey all you foreigners, are you completely fucking up your entire schedules for these 3 nights?
>>64101372
yes, going to bed as we speak goodnight
>>64101372
yes
>>64101372
Only the NEETs are doing that.
See:
>>64101381
>>64101390
It's gunna happen guies... for real. Aldo/McGregor, The Chris/Rockhold
>real
>>64100219
aldo's pet mcgreggor clone/training partner get's to 7-0 and wins his 3rd belt in brazil minor leagues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KPwBtH3ewI
>>64101401
>this jelly i make 1-5k a month playing poker depending on how much i play and only getting better
>>64101180
I saw Joe Rogan at a grocery store in Las Vegas yesterday. I told him how powerful it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for a shoutout on his podcast or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my whey protein up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of AlphaBrain in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying "that's O-N-N-I-T DOT COM" really loudly.
>>64101420
See. Thank you for proving my point.
>>64101414
romero/jacare mendes/edgar
all in one weekend
> In July 2014, Joe Rogan was surfing with fellow UFC members when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-workers rushed to help, Rogan held out an arm in front of them, stopping them, and was reported as saying "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". And proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
>>64101490
He's just a baby
>>64101417
Jose is dead already
>>64101219
Yeah he really shit the bed in the Cub vs Swanson fight
I kind of feel like McGregor should be fighting for the Lightweight belt...
What's the point of defending your belt against someone who already ran scared?
>>64101534
buying the running scared shit.
2 tournaments this weekend
Featherweight Tournament
Aldo/McGregor
Frankie/Mendes
Middleweight tournament
Weidman/Rockhold
Jacare/Romero
Pretty cool
>>64100800
Fresh off the boat, from /mlb/, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, no rare flag, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on /heem/ by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking /mlb/ friends would reply to (You). None of that here. You don't discuss players bat sizes. You don't discuss their ball handling techniques. This ain't /mlb/, kid. This is /heem/. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to mlb.com, you world series watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>64100973
Those other fighters don't stand a chance. They don't meme like he memes.
>>64101547
Oh, that's right. Jose actually does pull out of fights on the regular.
Jose pulls out of fights like the groundhog sees its shadow.
Not to mention the fact that it let him hold onto his belt for another half year, and gave him time to mentally recover after that brutal world tour.
>>64101577
>canada attempts to create copypasta
Am I the only one who wonders if it's only one canadian or if it's all canadians who are retards?
best fight on an under card this week?
>>64100486
Aldo
The Chris
Jacare
Gunnar
Holloway
>>64101598
Aljamain Sterling vs Johnny Eduardo, how is this fight on the prelims of a Thursday fight pass card?
>>64101598
Faber Seanz
>>64101522
I like how it looks like Cub was disgustedly trying to avoid the mouthguard.
Alright lads, let's pause the memes for a bit.
What do you honestly think McGregor's answer will be to Aldo's leg kicks? That will be Aldo's promary weapon in the fight but I feel like McGregor has a trick up his sleeves for it. Kind of like he had an answer on how to deal with Mendes using whip kicks.
My guess would be his straight left.
>>64101639
Movement
>>64101417
>All those Feints.
..Seems to be the stand-up equivalent of Lay and Pray. I've seen fighters burn through the first 2 of 3 rounds with this shit.
Am I ignorant? Can someone point me towards a resource that will help understand?
>>64101566
might want to include holloway/stephans to the FW tourny.
>>64101639
of course it's the straight left, combine that with moving forward and not giving Aldo to many angles he can probably negate the kicks
>>64101666
Sure thing, Satan. Read this, and other articles by the same guy:
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/12/4/7330557/anthony-pettis-gilbert-melendez-ufc-181-judo-chop-feint-mma-technique-cerrone-ko-gif
>>64101598
alves/covington
speaking of, we gonna try undercard picks again for any of these cards?
>>64101417
Jesus this guy is bad, they brought in the guy who cant pressure, land a kick without falling and who strugles with minor brazil shit
>>64101639
>What do you honestly think McGregor's answer will be to Aldo's leg kicks?
>>64101639
Aldo's primary weapon will be his wrestling!
>>64101698
I've been saying that for over a year now. I still wish bookies were carrying prop bets on how many takedowns Aldo will attempt.
>>64101434
Remember that time Cerrone responded to this pasta?
>>64101596
sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from nonfightfan goofs and all of those other schaubposters. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being a real fightfan all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first girlfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage boy. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest girl in your jiu jitsu class in the middle of the gym only to find out she has a fucking boyfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name and flag out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.
>>64101639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byX3ikTyHUA
>>64101712
Lol i remember that. Anyone have the screenshot from his insta where he responds?
>>64101675
Right on, I'll check it out.
Sometimes... when you get to the end of round 2 of 3, and there's been maybe 4 or 5 strikes landed ... I have trouble making sense of the fight. Hopefully this will help me understand.
>>64101731
I love how you shitpost no matter what.
>>64101745
Tbqh that kick was shit, shit technique.
>There is Japanese TUF with the biggest Weeb in MMA Josh Barnett
muh dick
>>64101778
it was fun, barnett was talking to them in japanese. very chill season, no assholes
Did anyone else get choked up when Chris' kids started crying?
>le dancing potato man
God please give Aldo the strength to knock him the fuck out
how many falafel until the press conference
>>64101811
Yep
>>64101843
more than 10000 bings
>>64101811
I actually felt kind of conflicted, because I got slightly teary, but in my family, my mother always thought it was hilarious when kids got upset... So I really don't know what's normal.
>>64101694
to KO him stiff
Is the UFC better than boxing?
>>64101831
>Sweden being anti-European
Wow such suprise
>>64101811
>>64101845
Are you two suffering from /LowTestosterone/?
Contact your local doctor.
>>64101490
I bet DJ's wife ends up fucking their children because she's a pedophile.
>>64101863
>low test argentina advertising his hair loss medicine
What age will Joe Rogan live to be?
He is experimenting with more untested supplements than anyone before him. He's literally a Guinea pig.
>>64101608
>tfw no fightfan gf
;_;
Conor looks so much better this time around, last embedded he was pale looked skinny and sickly, looks healthy and mentally strong now.
>>64101874
I'm doing TRT and HGH tbqh
I don't give a fuck no more.
>>64101875
I say 75 because of his italian genes.
>>64101878
Eh, I actually think
>easy cut
is a bit of a meme.
It might be better to have a hard cut, as long as you don't walk in on figurative crutches.
>>64101811
Why?
Kids cry all the time, it's what they do.
>>64101904
Well, they're crying because they're Dad's going away.
How do you prepare mentally to fight in front of millions of people in a loud stadium packed with tens of thousands of people.
Do you have to have a mental illness to be a fighter?
>>64101904
Because they suffer from low testosterone sweden, are you even reading?
Contact your local doctor.
>>64101913
It's no different from doing anything in front of people.
>>64101887
good job literally killing yourself because of your insecurity
>>64101887
a-are you jacked?
>>64101913
As someone who has boxed in the nationals, and while we didnt have thousands of people, we still had crowds.
With that being said, you don't really prepare for it. You just go along with it since as soon as you fight, everyone fades away and your only priority is knocking out the person right in front of you. There's a mental stillness when fighting. It's hard to explain senpai but nothing else matters when you're in that ring or octagon.
>>64101926
Thank god i have insane levels of testosterone which actually destroys depression.
>>64101934
Not even close yet, the people who say that TRT makes you bigger without training are fucking lying. You have to train hard as fuck anyway, but it accelerates the process quite a lot, especially with HGH because it helps you prevent injuries.
>2015
>people not enhancing themselves artificially
>>64101854
yup, more unpredictable, better announcer(micheal is dying),
and of course liver kicks, flying knees, thai clinch, twisters, elbows and standing submissions.
though a boxing 1800s rules with mma gloves would be pretty dope, basically bareknuckle with gloves
>>64101997
Really, the elephant in the room is that boxing with mma gloves >>> boxing.
I guess the other elephant in the room is that it would still be inferior to MMA, so they should probably just stay with the marshmallow gloves.
>>64101872
she's a pedophile?
>>64102074
yes she was convicted of fucking a 7 year old boy in 2003. jk
>>64101372
It's actually on at midday in aus so technically I'll be fixing my sleep pattern.
>tfw PVZ will never sex bully you at TAM
>Robin Black, Jack Slack, Firas Zahabi, Luke Thompson SBN, Mark Wahlberg, Jon Anik, Kenny Florian, Joe Lauzon, Brendan Schaub, Bryan Callen and all the other great MMA analysts are picking Conor McGregor
>(You) think you know better
>>64102099
B-But it's all hype! Just like Ronda!
>>64102074
Any woman who bangs a manlet must be a pedo. Only explanation.
>>64102099
>implying my money isnt on mcgregor
im scared for him tho
it wont be easy
>>64102099
in fairness most people picked mendes to win against mcgregor and were wrong, and a lot have picked aldo.
>>64101913
when there is another man coming at you to attempt to knock you the fuck out, you're not too focused on your surroundings
>>64102113
or woman*
Paige/Rose/Sage Open workout highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtxZN1db9-g
>>64102116
*tips fedora*
>>64100380
One day McMewemt and Mayweather will clash heads in some high end Las Vegas club. This will generate so much media attention that it will lift McMeme into new popularity heights.
Screen caps this shit. Mark my words this will happen I sense dese tings.
>>64102099
Didn't Jose also pick McGregor when he said he would retire after this fight?
>>64102134
they are the same weight class.
I wonder if a mma fighter got clinched in boxing competition if they'd just shoot double underhooks and throw that fuck away from them
>>64102134
I don't think it will happen. Screencapping.
>>64102134
What will you do when Jacare chokes out Romero?
>>64102134
Let's keep it real, mcgregor would get slaughtered in a boxing match by mayweather.
You now remember Fabricio Werdum beat a fully roided Ubereem.
>>64100597
left
>dem titties
I'm losing my shit over all this mervment in embedded
>>64102162
No, he only beat semi-roided Reem. He lost a tepid decision to Ubereem.
The contrast between Weidman and Rockhold is pretty striking. Weidman almost seems too relaxed
>>64102159
The result doesn't matter m8
It's good business and everybody involved knows that
>>64102159
What if they fought with 4oz gloves?
>>64102171
>too relaxed
During fight week there is no such thing
>>64102172
red panty night?
>>64102184
Depends how you get that relaxed, really.
>>64102156
I think he will TKO Romero in the second. I'll be trying to contain my anxiety for Weidman vs Rockhold fight.
>>64102192
Yeah, no doubt.
>>64101036
My sides. Thanks anon
>>64102202
Hello welcome to /heem/!
On a related note, is it actually true that nobody has won a fight after getting a haircut on Embedded?
>>64102171
Rockhold looks nervous as fuck every other sentence is about how tough he is. Weidman on the other hand looks ready to perform.
hey boys what's the latest hot goss?
>>64102216
I heard there's going to be 3 dope cards this week.
Scrums
Cody Pfister,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBNTFN0vSJs
Super Sage,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlZJt-J_Tyc
Jim Miller,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLearpBe_FU
Michael Chiesa,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEKSfEphYwY
Aljamain Sterling,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McJphzV6JMo
Pat Barry,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiWFb6Z5D-0
Rose Namajunas,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MKQ_jarkpA
PVZ,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvtRrLdE47o
>you will never comfort a depressed ronda after a tough loss
why live /heem/
>>64102236
lmfao, Cerrone is too st-st-st-stupid to ever be champion.
Not a bad guy, though.
>>64102258
so gross
travis i mean
Gian Villante is New York as fuck. Very De Niro
>>64101710
>Attempts
Do you really think Conor can't be taken down or something?
>>64102271
Attempts, successful takedowns, either would work. I don't expect an early finish.
http://www.ufc.tv/video/namajunas-vs-vanzant-weigh-in
>>64102276
Expect... the unexpected
>>64102276
I expect barely any of the fight will be standing.
I can't wait for the assmad from casuals when it's a ground fight for 5 rounds.
>>64102255
>Sage is going back to TriStar
>Zahabi will be in his corner for this fight
based
>>64102276
>>64102271
>>64102285
Conor by RNC round 3.
>>64100800
>tfw you could heem literally no one in here
>>64102255
one of these is not like the others
>>64102099
>Everyone of those people picked Ronda Over Holm EASILY. Was wrong
Thinking THEY know anybetter
>>64102315
Robin Black picked Holm.
>>64102323
Fine, you win, A Vast Majority of credible analysts picked Ronda by Destruction.
>>64102288
>Not training full time there
>Not dropping school to become a champ
>Overprotective daddy thinks everyone out there will corrupt his boy
Also
>Making me even more bitter with his positive outlook on fucking everything
>>64102331
>Overprotective daddy thinks everyone out there will corrupt his boy
More like afraid of Sage leaking the family secrets
>>64102331
>I'd like to thank Mr. Pfister for accusing me of steroids
>It's finally wednesday
>shit starts to get real today
>TUF semifinals
>VanZant vs Namajunas weigh-ins
Who /gettinghype/ here?
>>64102348
Sorry Dana, I only want undefeated champion nudes.
That's Joanna, Holly & The Chris, preferably all together.
>>64102358
weidman got knocked out by uriah hall in an amateur bout
>>64100677
Dubs speak the truth
>>64101904
you don't really see many fighters who are also family men, with kids crying because their dad's gonna be gone for like a week
>>64102358
Have a Joanna than ya fucking goof
>>64102371
other way around bud
>>64102390
That wasn't an amateur fight, I think he's getting Weidman confused with a TUF contestant or something.
>>64102307
Yes, rose is truly the only one worth watching.
>>64102327
>Destruction
I don't think youtube commenters qualify as 'analysts'.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/30/9821836/georges-st-pierre-on-infamous-meeting-with-ufc-brass-i-used-a-lot-of
So they didn't test properly for drugs, and now they have USADA (wwwwwwwww) testing.
When will Americans truly test their athletes for drugs?
Even fucking Warnie got done for taking some tablets his mummy told him to take.
>>64102196
>lithuania picking against Romero
>>64102356
I just rewatched Aldo Vs Edgar and am finally getting hype.
>>64101863
Why did he ruin his body with tattoos?
>>64102443
because /WEEDLMAO/
>KO Aldo
>KO Cerrone
>KO Frankie Edgar/Full Camp Mendes/Mature Max
>KO Tony Ferguson
post yfw Conor McGregor is the legit actual literal UFC GOAT by the end of 2016
>>64102460
lolno
![12342788_997766090262085_9145745020525468952_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ocqvnNm.jpg "12342788 997766090262085 9145745020525468952 n[1]")
Lads how do i achive Enson thickness level?
>>64102480
Guy on the left has big hands.
>>64102480
yamatodamashi x inifnity
>>64102502
For you
>>64102502
He armbar'd Randy Couture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeJsDpoViKc&user=MBison
>>64102507
>you will never be part of his yamatodamashii family
lads
if Saul Rodgers won his TUF semi-final wouldn't he want to be getting to Vegas pretty sharpish?
>>64102258
Ronda closes her eyes whenever she hugs or kisses Travis and pretends it's Schaub.
>>64102577
nice theory bud. let's see who is in vegas of the semi finalists. Though artem is riding on conor's balls so he is hard to figure
>>64102577
artem wins it all, invites Fedor to train at SBG.
also that dog looks sad that his owner is a nigger.
>>64102589
looks like Marcin is in Vegas
but maybe he's only there as a fight fan
>>64102604
nah he was training at couture's gym. but alas also many guys from a tuf season usually fight on the tuf card. semi-finalists and the like. maybe gritz versus that thang?
>>64102514
I swear I recognise that commentator's (Sakamoto) voice. Do you know who it is?
I think a seiyuu or film star?
http://youtu.be/zmwzzQqSSQY
It begins tonight
>>64102577
Why so much Saul posting?
I, personally, never even noticed him.
Isn't there a press conference today with all the fighters of 194?
>>64102723
not sure about that, but they announcing fights for Friday as well and weigh ins for page/rose
>>64102723
in 9.5 bongs
Aldo's biggest weapon is how boring he is. His body and stance is impenetrable, and he just stands in front of you, swinging his elbow, until you fall asleep.
New rule! Dubs has to send nudes to mark Hunt.
>>64102763
>sweden in charge of making rules
>>64102767
>Every day, 20 young scandinavian males must be neutered, and 20 young scandinavian females must breed with refugees in the name of multiculturalism.
>>64100486
Aldo R3 TKO Knees
Weidman Decision
Jacare R3 Sub guillotine
Maia Decision
Holloway Decision
Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
>>64102829
>Update
lol i think you gotta reply for that to work
>>64102817
How do you do a guillotine on a guy who doesn't have a neck?
>>64100486
Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
>>64102841
Lol my bad. Forgot the pic anyways
How do I achieve Ray "Gaze of Doom" Longo mode guys?
>>64100486
McGregor
Rockhold
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
>>64102850
You know, I fuck up posts all the time. What can you do
>>64101863
literally king of the manlets
>>64102858
be retired mob muscle
>>64102843
How can you stop Ronda's judo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnYvqhpUwL8
New Inside the Octogon
PVZ is ageing horribly
>>64102922
That girl is not very pretty, I'm telling you.
>>64102884
Dumb american cunt
>>64102968
rude
>>64102986
Fuck off poofta
>>64102968
that's rudeola
>>64102841
>update
>>64100486
Conor McGregor
Luke Stonegrab
Jacare Souza
Gunnar Nelson
Mature Max
WHO /movement/ HERE?
>almost 40 years old
>>64102921
I'm pretty sure they said absolutely nothing in that 14 minute video... No wonder they're sponsored by Unibet.
>maybe Weidman will win
>maybe Rockhold will win
>if you have an opinion then say it with money!!!
god i hate luke rockhold
i hope he gets heemd hard
>>64103052
commiserations on your hopes being crushed phampai
>>64103052
That bong tho
>>64103014
his voice shows his age, he sounds like he is 55
>>64103061
Wiedman has god on his side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY2KzjVNoKY
Unless hes that fake christian american bullshit religion then he might lose
>>64103065
That bong could go for $300 at your average headshop even without knowing who made it.
>>64103049
try paying attention lad, I'll give you some cliffs:
>Weidman is more effective at controlling the centre
>Rockhold has more diverse striking
>Rockhold is fantastic in scrambles
>Weidman has diverse takedowns and punishing GnP from the top
The idea of the show isn't to tell you who will win, it's to highlight the strengths of each fighter
I just rewatched Aldo's fights with Edgar, Mendes, and Nogueira, and I really have no idea how you will penetrate his stance.
Aldo fights so hunched over that you cannot touch his chin. So what do you do?
>>64103132
Uppercuts pham
>>64103132
You be a big lanky bastard
>>64103132
memekicks to be honest with you
>>64103132
you kick the body
>>64103154
then you get your kicks caught and end up on your back
>>64103132
chad 60 inch reach had a lot of success on the feet
Is Conor doing his final piece of psychological warfare by doing meme movements and dances so as to scare Aldo further at the prospect of losing to such a clown or ha he actually lost the plot
>>64103052
He is pretty annoying.
>>64103105
It's just not a very technical analysis.
>>64103172
The training camp is over so he is just chilling and fucking about, would not read to much into it
>>64103172
>not understanding movement all
Did you not even play Eddy in Tekken 3?
>>64103199
Aldo has a chin of steel, holy fuck
Are you a G in a gi?
>>64103226
Idk but I just listened to Funky Cold Medina for the first time in like ten years and realised it's a song about a guy who finds the ultimate date rape drug
>>64103232
you should listen to real music you poof
https://youtu.be/FBYmZsUjSFE
>>64103171
All that shot did was knock him down because it was thrown as Aldo was backing up. He just lost balance.
UFC 194 wallpaper for anyone who wants
>>64103297
I'll stick with this one.
All I think about is movement these days.
Everything is movement.
>>64103297
I'll stick with this one.
>>64103313
Did you know fighting is movement?
>>64103322
It's mostly just patterns, footwork, rhythms, motions, transitions, actions, reactions, all these tings happen in the fight game.
>>64101176
I downloaded it and it's actually worse than I thought. Every moment is either chael burning time (because he thinks he's a "great talker", but has nothing to say), or terrible audio from his guests (who are apparently calling from the mariana trench). Worse than awful.
You know what would suck?
Being obligated to put Jose Aldo and Ronda on the cover of your video game.
And not even the heem Ronda, just a real, healthy version of Ronda
>>64103394
You reckon it'll be Conor vs Aldo or Ronda vs Holly as the selectable fighters in the demo?
Calling it, Aldo/McGregor is fixed and the latter will win
>>64103304
This is the perfect lifesize poster :-D
>>64103404
When does the demo come out?
I'd reckon probably McGoob vs Aldo
>>64103415
I doubt Aldo would take a dive. If you're not talking about that then how is it fixed. I agree that Dana wants Mcgregor to win for sure but I dunno what can really be done to make that happen except maybe a slightly biased ref
>>64103418
Idk man but EA usually release them which is pretty cool, I didn't buy EA UFC because of the shockingly shit demo
>>64103417
You're not the one who said he would put a lifesize HH on his wall, are you?
Anyways, that's not high-res enough. You would have to get in touch with the person who took that photograph.
>>64103394
It would suck even more if Aldo won and retired then and there. But Dana would probably put Mcgregor on the cover anyway
>>64103426
>except maybe a slightly biased ref
Slightly?
The ref will be Herb Dean and he is 100% in the UFC's pocket. He will, without a doubt, do his best to ensure that Conor wins.
All three judges will also be in the UFC's pocket, and McGregor will win if the fight goes the distance, no doubt about it.
Also, I'd lean more towards the UFC sabotaging Aldo's likelihood of winning somehow, rather than outright pay him to take a dive. That said, Couture took a dive vs Lesnar, but Randy was in his 50's. But Aldo has mentioned retiring in the past. But it wouldn't surprise me if the UFC did something to make Aldo sick, or paid someone to fuck with him and stuff like that. They need to protect their investments.
>>64103415
Funny, that's what they said about #RouseyRevoloution
>>64103439
>Aldo wins and the only words he says are "I'm retired" into the mic, puts his finger to his lips and goes "sshhhhh" at the camera, and walks out of the octagon
>Ronda injures herself in training and announces her retirement as well
>both are on the cover
>EA purposely rushes to release a version of the game with DLC added and puts McGoob on the cover of that one
>>64103447
Actually the ref is confirmed to be Big John I'm sure
We're safe mate
Luke Rockhold will lose, here is why
In the 3rd episode of the 194 embedded rockhold gets a haircut in a barbershop. It is known that whenever a fighter gets a haircut in a barbershop that they always lose their upcoming fight
This curse does not count if the fighter gets his beard trimmed or get his haircut somewhere else.
This is really unfortunate because I wanted luke to win
>>64103431
>I didn't buy EA UFC because of the shockingly shit demo
the game was full of flaws but in general it was fun to play
It's retarded that every single fighter can take 25+ roundhouse kicks to the face and still be fine, though
and leg damage doesn't carry over between rounds
>>64103447
Yes, if McGoat wins then the fight is fixt, and if Roidse Dodgeldo wins then the fight is legit. I agree completely.
>>64103463
>>>/reddit/
>>64103472
yeah the stoppage vs Mendes was totally legit I agree completely nothing fishy about it
>>64102618
Ryan Hall is on Faber's snapchat story training in a warmup area, so you're probably right
>>64103468
Nah it sucked dick compared to Undisputed 3 and was full of bugs.
>countering is now a dodge button
terrible
>>64103480
>the stoppage vs Mendes was also totally legit
I know, right?!
>>64103480
>>64103488
Sorry, I should have pointed out that I was referring to Jose Vs Mendes, not Conor Vs Mendes.
>>64103488
UFC will probably administer some sort of poison into his bloodstream when they orchestrate a "blood test" prior to the fight
>>64103415
Aldo has too much pride to take a dive. He doesn't give a fuck about Dana, or Reebok, or anyone but himself and his team.
relax
>>64103480
eleven unanswered strikes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VprGTqEsBTM
is this the greatest entrance of all time?
>>64103512
Ah, the old 'poison in the bloodstream' trick. You're always one step ahead, you tricky canadians.
>>64103479
il fuck you up bitch
>>64103531
just wait for Gunni's entrance on Saturday
Here he is practicing: https://www.instagram.com/p/_BPE7uQPPf
>>64103529
the THREE strikes that Conor threw on the ground were all 100% blocked and none of them landed or were counted as a landed strike
strike attempts should not stop a fight. ever.
McGrogru is gonna get utterly pummelled but keep calm and win by tko in the last round.
Cap this
From the future btw, so bet your money if you'd like some more
>>64103531
maybe edgar
>>64103531
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcZSRp6TcU8&ab_channel=Mikko
>>64103463
>McGregor has had his haircut before all his recent fights
>>64103576
Isn't this the guy Lobov is fighting next?
>>64103560
Actually it was more like 20 unanswered strikes. The guy you're replying to was being generous.
But I was talking about the Aldo TKO. Mendes was knocked off balance and the ref called it at 4:59 of Round 1 with no previous damage being landed. If you want to talk about a fucked up decision then start there.
>>64103580
not in a barbershop
>>64103531
actually this is. goat walkout song, goat dadbod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgRfzHRRulk&ab_channel=JAlbazi
>>64103463
He also unironically got a pedicure and bragged about his clean feet. Maybe that's enough to undo the barbershop curse?
>>64103580
in his hotel room you goof
>>64103599
Maybe, if you have evidence that pedicures lift the curse
>>64103199
It's really amazing that Aldo didn't go down from that uppercut.
>>64103614
thats because mendes hits like a beetch
>>64103571
Do you think this will be the move that Aldo will use to finally break Mcgoober?
>>64103199
full camp mendes is such a beast
>>64103531
Paulo Thiago's entrance on the prelims of the first UFC Rio event was a good one
Walked out to the Tropa de Elite song
Can't find a clip of the official broadcast at the time though, so here's a fan's view video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwUyCb-Qnrs
>>64103297
>1920x1080
>wallpaper
>>64103614
juice is a wonderful thing
>>64103199
Probably the most "from the floor" uppercut I've seen land clean on a man.
>>64103645
What about McGregor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px53OsZgGoI
>>64103645
Yeah, I assume that pretty much anyone with a good chin is jewced. Aldo and Conor included.
>>64103664
>tfw Schaub has the GOAT hairline
>>64103655
>>64103668
hes brazilian, cmon lads...
Forgive me for being ignorant, but how does juice help your chin?
>>64103682
Brazilians only slightly get caught at a higher rate for PED's than Americans. McGregor's enlarged brow ridges suggest HGH use.
>>64103684
brain is a muscle, taking tesoterone makes it stronger
>>64103089
shopped nose
>>64103199
>>64103646
Mendes hits like a bitch
>>64102858
Find the nearest monkey and punch a fucking hole in its chest.
>>64103297
I'll stick with this one
>>64103708
He's won the majority of his UFC fights by KO or TKO
>>64103589
>The guy you're replying to was being generous.
By generous, do you mean conservative? I'm going to assume so, based on how often people accidentally use the word that literally means the opposite of what they are trying to say lol
>>64103199
dat hosay killer instinct
I realize most of you people haven't seen this fight before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lSlbJ3Tq0M
Kind of interesting. Dillon's stance is kind of similar to Aldo's.
>>64103726
So has bisping
Based Longo
>>64101513
underrated post
>>64103729
I meant what I said...
>>64103760
Yeah but Bisping is a volume boxer. Get out of here you casual fuck LOL
>Tfw the McGregor meme ends this weekend and he goes the route of Chael
>>64103778
Mendes actually has good power in his hands
>>64103779
>>Tfw the McGregor meme ends this weekend and he goes the route of Chael
They've gotta get McGregor to fight GSP before he goes the route of Chael.
>>64103778
I was just repeating the words of the messiah desu, not my fault if you can't into dank memeing.
>>64103783
Yeah that's what I was saying
>>64103785
>i d-didn't mean it
>>64103199
That upper cut was the best thing I have ever seen chad do
>>64103774
do you realize that thrown strikes that don't land aren't "unanswered strikes"?
>>64103791
I still demonstrated your statistic was meaningless tbf
>tfw hipster beta goofs don't get to fully appreciate the rise of McGOAT and have to cheer for a boring little favela monkey or a bodybuilding dudebro with shit cardio instead
>>64103815
chad mendes is legit a pretty cool dude though
>>64103793
I remember his fight against Omigawa on the prelims of some UFC card way back when, he landed this super sexy jump knee in the third round. That was the first fight where he really looked well rounded too.
Oh, and when he liquidated Clay Guida with zero mercy, that was good.
>>64103809
What, that Chad Mendes hits like a bitch because Bisping has also beaten people by KO? Fuck, I guess Rumble Johnson hits like a bitch too.
You're straight up retarded.
"Once in a lifetime doesn't apply to Ronda Rousey. It's once ever-in human history."
-Joe Rogan.
>Mfw I wouldn't have enjoyed that KO as much if Rogan and his fat bald head didn't say that.
>>64103815
gtfo new fan
>>64103815
>cheering for a drunken meme dancer
LE MOVEMENT MEME XD SO FUNNY
LEDITT CONOR MCSPERM IS OUR GUYS
>>64103563
just put £25 on it, good odds
>>64103830
>Me: Mendes hits like a bitch
>You: He's won the majority of his UFC fights by KO or TKO
>Me: So has bisping
>You: omg casual dumb straight up retarded
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449670970568.webm
>tfw 1 more sleep and it all begins
>>64103854
anyone that says mendes hits like a bitch is a fanboy moron lol
>>64103838
Joe being btfo was definitely the cherry on the cake
>>64103869
ONCE IN EVER
>>64103858
If you're having trouble falling asleep, ASMR helps!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uMGx8X1h1s
>>64103199
Edgar vs. Mendes is going to be watching two people who are the same exact fighter against each other.
Edgar probably has a slight speed and standup advantage and Mendes has a slight pure wrestling advantage.
>>64103693
Because they dodge tests
>>64103863
>"I tell you what, I look at that fight ringside and thought to myself, wow, this Chad Mendes guy, he hits like an animal," McGregor said. "He’s a dangerous, dangerous man. Then I went in there [against him] myself and realized he hits like a bitch.
>"And if anything it showed me that these people aren’t on my level."
>>64103823
yeah he's alright, but he's so uncharismatic. I find it hard to support him, it barely even sounds like he backs himself. When he was at the press tours with Conor he left him looking like a mumbling autist, it was hard to watch. if he was like 2 inches taller and could speak up, he would be one of the coolest dudes in the division.
>>64103882
Who does?
>>64103869
It was interesting to me to see just how quickly Joe Rogan realized this might be the end of Howdy Honda Housey. It was like the first or second exchange where he said "Interesting, interesting", and after the failed armbar... Joe knew it was game over from there.
>>64103878
You seriously think they're that similar?
NEW THREAD BOYS
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>>64103898
Edgar has a speed advantage, his footwork is way, way better, his cardio is better, his striking is more accurate, he's better in scrambles
Mendes has better takedowns, better wrestling, and way more power
this is all just my opinion, of course
>>64103904
>20 posts early
>>64103848
All I see is stiffness when I look at Jose. When his head clatters off the canvas on Saturday then you will know.
>>64103898
Edgar is more susceptible to getting caught but has a lot better resilience whereas it seems Mendes kinda crumbles after getting hit. I think that will be the determining factor.
Has Aldo even fought a striker in the WEC/UFC? Seems like that division's been always filled with wrestleboxers.
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY REPUTATION
>>64103800
We could go back and count them, but you already chose to say that 11 is the conservative number. And I agree that it would be closer to 20 if we were counting strikes that didn't land completely flush.
>>64104025
>and I agree that it would be closer to 20 if we were counting strikes that didn't land completely flush.
why the fuck would you ever count strikes that don't land
>>64104021
UNLESS MY REPUTATION DOESN'T INCLUDE BEING UNDEFEATED FOREVER
>>64104021
>tfw no Freaks and Geeks
>>64104052
20 unanswered strikes before chad's legs gave out, 15 landed. So when he said '11', yes, he was being generous.
>>64104068
I WILL ONLY FIGHT IF I WIN EVERY TIME AND THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE
>>64102577
Thank god this fool trashed that Ryan Hall autist, he pissed me off so much.
>>64104402
I love him. He could have won if he threw more kicks. Really, by the time a fighter is pulling guard (which happens all the time), they should just be kicking like they don't give a fuck.
>>64102858
By not letting anyone get ballsy on ya, and not being careless.
>>64103904
Canada in charge of making an op 20 posts early
Good job!
>>64104516
What did you like about him? His personality was unbearable imo
>>64100486
Aldo
Rockhold
Jacaré
Maia
Holloway
>>64100479
Don't tell me this kid wasn't drowning in pussy at 10.
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