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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN 80: FanZants on suicide watch: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Chadlet gets HEEMED: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: McGregor becomes the new Featherweight Champion of the World
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: Stiffness General: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Roid Rage rampage: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81:: TJ "Lil snek da grass" Dillashaw vs "Explosive Knees" Cruz
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y [Embed]
194 extended embedded: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8 [Embed]
12 Gauge Paige vs Thug Rose embedded:
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/FL33me6jGO4
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/6yvvNTPBaKU
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/aZJwY_MnRyk
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/eY2jIlzRUfE
First for /VANZANT/
beauty job bud
who here /washesregularly/
Hopefully Ireland gets banned for accusing Jewish people of mass murder in the OP.
Honestly, the OP pic should be Jacare/Romero, not PVZ/Rose. Hell, even Holloway/Stephens, Maia/Gunni, Barboza/Ferguson, or Miller/Chiesa would be better.
did we ever finish this?
>>64071025
Weirdo.
>>64071007
>#4 and #6 ranked fighters
>don't deserve to be on there
>>64071030
why
>>64071025
the canada pic should have #danger #canada at the bottom tbqh
>>64070994
Can ban for the truth senpai
>>64071025
canada needs pic related in the window
>>64071038
>>64071044
pre meme era tbf
>>64071032
>>#4 and #6 ranked fighters
>>don't deserve to be on there
>a fighter who is 1-1 in the UFC deserves to be on there
Nice and flowy
>>64071040
I watched that video. Do people unironically believe that controlled demolition meme?
>>64071038
I get more of a Cloverfield monster vibe from the one on the right
>>64071068
>Do people unironically believe that controlled demolition meme?
>both towers and building seven perfectly collapse into their own footprint
>people literally believe that they collapsed due to structural damage
>>64071040
lmao i rekt ur thread bud
>>64071025
Here's what need to be added:
>Serbia: A picture of the Serb-anon and his dog at a park.
>Netherlands: A picture of Struve getting HEEMED
>Australia: A picture of a Koala or Roided Roo
>Brazil: That picture of the monkey smiling that's on the "Heem Bros" pic.
>Canada: #Danger
>U.K: Muhammed or Bisping getting BTFO
>U.S: The Chris being The Chris.
>Ireland: anything McGreGOAT related
That's pretty much it. Hardly any other countries post here desu.
>>64071075
obviously meant to quote>>64071044
>>64071104
I'd recommend that if Serbia is to be added, that the picture should include only his pants.
>>64071104
Australia needs that mspaint Crocodile Dundee guy
Ireland should be weigh-in Holohan
>>64071145
>Ireland should be weigh-in Holohan
it'd be good if someone could shoop him to be sitting at a monitor
>>64071104
We'll all wait eagerly while you get to work on that
Looking forward to saying
H E E M a lot
with you fellas this weekend
OH BABY
NEW ARTICLE TOMORROW
>>64071104
>Muhammed or Bisping getting BTFO
why be a cunt though
>>64071198
>McGreGOAT
he's obviously dumb
>>64071104
why not Dan Hardy nodding for the UK?
>>64071044
>>64071048
>>64071106
It's been long since established that this was Scooby Doo trying to break into his house
>>64071198
sorry lad.
this one does seem better now that I think about it desu:
>>64071219
>>64071198
>Muhammed or Bisping getting BTFO
literally both of these things are funny
>>64071214
>>McGreGOAT
>he's obviously dumb
it's called a joke bud lol jesus muslims have no sense of humour at all
>>64071228
straight up have no fuckin idea what that could even be. I remember people saying it was an otter but seriously there are no otters up here
>>64071219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0arXIQuZt2Y
England does belong to him.
How many meme tosses will Paige do to Rose?
>>64071214
>>64071259
this desu
>be British
>take memes seriously
>suck at banter
who else gets ticked off when people say Holmes instead of Holm?
>>64071327
steroid abuser
Post walk in music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_ZPijIVsO8
>>64071327
It's elementary my dear Tom Watson
>>64071403
What do the red marks mean?
>>64071403
feels good to still be in it
>>64071196
Hopefully now she can stop being a beefed up bitch
>>64071414
whoops wrong version, that was to count
>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc
>Aldo (actually expecting Goobz, but I'm picking who I'm rooting for
>Weidman
>Jacare
>Nelson
>Holloway
>>64071261
>tfw i'll never cock spar with the outlaw
>>64071447
Its good but only if your into cheesits. Also kind of cliche.
>>64071461
he honestly seems like a cool guy to hang with
>>64071380
https://youtu.be/JGw8DWctAts
>>64071431
Don't bully a rockstar while she's out of energy bro, no cool
>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNC4FHR4XLA
This is the best walk out song. Period. End of story. Have a good day. Peace.
>>64071451
Who is this Sperm worm?
>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ
>>64071488
It's the aunt heem never had.
>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl4U4EidyTs
>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVxsR5jmUk
>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIZ83GKaXwU
>>64071522
kek
>tfw 2 exams tomorrow
pray for me lads
>>64071475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdqfNpVWXZQ
This ones pretty strong
>>64071511
>not going out with the attention to bang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RIyYnCv0Fo
>>64071516
there is better pop music to walk out too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRtd8ArvH_s
>>64071539
>tfw done with school
good luck lad
>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg
>>64071541
>Gold Guns Girls [Official Music Video] - METRIC
never heard this it's nice
>>64071572
Metric are pretty solid you should check out more of their stuff.
>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04XbRlfwzxA
>>64071380
https://youtu.be/DMo6Ju8SJ8o
>>64071380
https://youtu.be/Ezrbyf6t9mY
this is so casual it hurts
might just watch 194 with /asp/ tbqh
I wonder what the ppv sales are like so far? people would be a bit nervous with people pulling out of fights in the past. I might order during the prelims.
>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw
>>64071572
>>64071590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFcelyJMA0Y
>>64071622
i reckon it does slightly above 1 mil
also, are ppv buys are only for USA and Canada (and online)? As in UK we get it on BT Sport for a fixed amount per month (along with other sports).
>>64071622
>the highest gate we've ever done, the place was sold out and the ppv is trending very nicely
>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0cEJAq8bmg
Are Chad Mendes and Frankie Edgar the same person?
>>64071645
don't quote me on this but there are ppv in some other countries (like Italy I think) although they are obviously minor so it's pretty much just NA
>>64071666
quoted you on it
>>64071655
If you struggle with facial recognition
>>64071666
funnily enough, I've been to Italy this summer and watched UFC 193 there, it was on Fox (which I assume is a subscription channel there) for free.
>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Los0g9Et7Ow
>>64071707
But only for when Challenging the Champ
Updated
Main Card:
Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor
Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold
Ronaldo Souza vs. Yoel Romero
Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens
>>64071380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN9rF737IyM
>>64071654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA
>>64071674
>not linking the song.
>>64071707
>>64071721
Hespect dude. Punisher is an underrated movie.
Also for situational songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0q3z2J7noM
This would be great for a twilight years track.
>>64071733
Aldo
The Chris
Jacare
Nelson
Holloway
>>64071733
Conor
Weidman
Jacare
Nelson
Holloway
>>64071733
>already stopped taking picks for frankie vs. mendes
lazy as fuck
>>64071733
>tfw first pick
>>64071733
>some people actually picked Romero
>>64071764
Pleb as fuck, too. True fightfans submit their picks as close to the event as possible, definitely after the weighins.
>>64071813
you mean casual bums
Hey /heem/
What Linkin Park song do you think Sage warms up to?
>>64071823
i bet i can name more roman emperors than you
>>64071613
10/10
>>64071813
i complained about those all week. i hated submitting my pics early. the fighters haven't even finished cutting weight yet
>>64071380
https://youtu.be/lBICLteuQs8
GOAT walkout song
>>64071834
Definitely some of the newer stuff. Maybe Leave out all the Rest.
>>64071733
>aldo via submission
>rockhold via lhk
>romero via retard strength heem
>nelson via decision
>holloway via decision
>>64071834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H4l9RpkwM
>>64071733
Aldo
Weidman
Jacare
Nelson
Holloway
>>64071834
none, linkin park has been around as long as he has been alive
>>64071834
He strikes me as the kind of guy that works out to this kind of stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Hrq9dzNSs
>tfw halfway through the movie
>tfw no father
>>64071851
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLx_ItMJEA
>>64071836
I bet I can name more characters from the Dune series than you
>>64071733
Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Hollaway
>>64071645
we get them on the main event channel here, on subscription tv.
>>64071733
Mcgregor
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Hollaway
who is the most famous UFC fighter you've ever met? And by met I don't mean they acknowledged you at a fan expo, I mean genuinely met and conversed with outside of UFC
I'll start - Ronda Rousey. I used to bang her when I was at uni in the States.
THE TIME IS NOW
Too many prediction fags
Post heems
>>64071885
>that song
That is so weirdly specific in tone
Though Sage might like these guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqaEQTi3rew
>>64071928
>World famous Krav Maga Instructor teaches ball crushing techniques.
>>64071733
so much samefagging, i literally haven't submitted any of my 8-10 pick sets yet
>>64071945
>there are people that hate michael schiavello
>>64071945
/r/ing Manhoef heeming Hunto
>>64071966
who hates him? I see nothing but love for him on here and the other mma related places I go to that aren't reddit
>>64070976
Never seen her fight. Is she good?
>working next Saturday night in a Irish bar as a bouncer that is always packed for fights (+plus a lot of pikeys)
>my face if mcgregor loses
please don't lose leprachaun man, my life may depend on it
>>64071977
Samman is more shredded than... uh... m-more shredded than Slash's guitar after a show.
>>64071986
literally me just trying to walk
You cringe you lose
https://youtu.be/aZJwY_MnRyk?t=3m43s
He genuinly seems like an angsty teen they picked off the street to fight the wealthier kid he's always hated.
I cried tears when he said Sage was spoon-fed and hadn't worked for anything he's achieved, then they cut to Sage in is stacked to shit trophy room.
>>64071196
>all those camera phones
What are those savages saying to her?
>>64071938
I hung out with the Diaz bros at a surf contest/triathlon for like an hour while they were waiting for a friend to finish. They were super chill, but they were most definitely from a place like Stockton.
Nate was blazed and had marbles in his mouth most of the time, but it was seriously bizarre how eloquent Nick is off camera. He's literally a thousand times more well spoken in person than the mumbling autist he comes across as in interviews.
>>64071966
I dont see how, hes fucking hilarious and energetic in the right way.
>>64071940
WELCOME TO THE SHOWWWWWWWWW
PLEASE COME INSIDEEEEEEEE
>>64072013
Cut to 3:43 dammit
>>64071733
I only made ONE prediction
and it's going to be 100% correct
>>64071104
>not serbia and a horse
>>64071997
She's a superstar future of the division an unstoppable object on a cruise missile course for the Champion's Trophy. She was bullied for being too pretty to fight when she was young, you know. Unfortunately, mean men on the internet are bullying her into shaving her head. She's standing tall and brave above them though not letting their calls for her scalp to go fulfilled Brave Vanzant. Strong Paige. 12 Gauge Strong And Confident Paige.
>>64071999
>this dude giving a fucking sermon on the importance of being natty while talking to Ariel
Just fuck off with the drug testing already. This faux morality and pretending to care about the sports 'integrity' is a fucking JOKE. Everyone with two brain cells to rub together knows every top ten fighter in every division is on PEDs, lets stop the ridiculous facade
>>64071997
She's ok. More hype than actual skill for what we've seen so far. She's never been in the main event spotlight so maybe she'll step the fuck up and surprise us. I'm hoping for that to happen.
Rose is a decent, skillful, almost boring fighter. Nothing about her stands out in the octagon but she's good overall.
>>64071986
wtf is happening here?
>>64072013
what the fuck accent is this?
sooooo gooooood
tie ad of saaaalud
yah am like feel soooo bad eating in front of u
doooooooosh
>>64072013
>laughing about beating up a 14 year old kid
I hope Rose heems her
>>64072058
slipped a disc in his spine
>>64071986
>>64071977
>>64071966
>>64072001
>>64072058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9UTC6jgn4Q
>>64072050
How are they doing it though? USADA's the best in the world and they've only caught Michael Croatian-Cop and Gleison "I am a pretty big 155er" Tibau. How are they avoiding USADA so easily?
>>64072083
>getting beat up by a woman when you're 14
>>64072018
The 155 scrubs hating on Sage is so fucking pathetic and hilarious. Dudes like Pfister and Kevin Lee HAVE to believe that Sage had everything handed to him on a silver platter in order to preserve their frame of mind.
The idea that Sage is not only better than them across the board, but also a harder worker/better fighter would be way too much for them to bear.
>>64072013
There's literally nothing bad to say about Sage other than just pure jealousy that his parents engineered him to be a success ever since he came out of the womb.
>>64072013
>Roses voice
When she opens her mouth she goes from 7/10 to 3/10
>>64072013
>Sage practicing Muay Thai
holy shit he is fast
>>64072107
I also saw Chiesa getting pissy about Pfister getting more coverage than him.
>>64072116
nothing wrong with being jealous m8
I envy everyone from the west coast for instance
>>64072122
I'd say that Paige is a little worse in the voice apartment.
how long before we see Sage's sister in the ufc?
>>64072148
Which part of west coast is your favourite part of west coast?
>>64072151
>a little
you can get used to rose's voice, paige's will always ruin your day
>>64072122
Ayy mayne das racist bruh
>>64072129
I think in Episode 1 or 2, you get to see Cody shadow boxing and the speed advantage Sage has is genuinly mind boggling.
>>64072122
So like every girl ever?
>>64072151
this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUc_MqxEW4s
>"Dad's mop wasn't working so well"
>tfw you watched Rowdy Ronda Rousey get KTFO live
>>64072168
San Fran desu, someone as handsome as me would pretty much get to pick and choose
>>64072207
hopefully you pick the golden gate bridge
>>64071733
McGreggy
The Chris
Souza
Gunnar
Max
>>64072018
>but it was seriously bizarre how eloquent Nick is off camera.
I think he has legit social anxiety maybe even mild autism or something.
He just hates dealing with the Media and large amounts of people.
But still i am super jelly
>you will never get high with the Diaz bros and have them help your jits.
>>64072184
hes also shredded (which may or may not be roids) and 6 feet tall.
Is this the most athletic 155 guy in the UFC?
>>64072122
>>64072013
Her dancing is cringe worthy
>>64072207
Choose what, anon?
>>64072207
San Fran would be perfect if it wasn't one of the most expensive places to live in California
>>64072189
>still isn't aware of her nasally voice
>>64072224
no need to go all Tyson Fury on me pham
>>64072129
>>64072184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4
Cut to 4:44, it's almost embarassing how much slower Cody is than Sage
>>64072287
He was a handsome guy, but had a very weird gait.
>>64072188
This.
Chicks are unbearable
>>64072303
A lot of winners come out of Milwaukee
>>64072289
>I don't think he likes getting hit, I'm gonna hit him a lot
Stellar game plan Cody.
>>64072312
i can't stand the wailing of women
>>64072355
it's the only thing that can stop him from being top 5
>>64072355
What if he channels his inner Darren "The Elkins" Damage and actually does it?
>>64072355
He comes off as a genuine dumbass
UH VAI MORRER
>>64071938
When the UFC came to NZ, the brazilians came to the gym I trained at as my head coach was the translator for them. I got to have some mat time with Charles Oliveira and although I had translate I still got some decent chat with him. I do have that pic with him but I'm on my phone atm
>>64072207
>tfw I live in SF
>tfw this is one of the best places to be a heterosexual man on the entire fucking planet
It's STAGGERING how many homos are out here. I heard that 1 in 4 men in San Francisco is gay, and I believe it. Another 1 in 4 are Chinese and therefore not competition in any way imaginable. Thats basically half the dudes in the city off the dating market for women. Females are desperate for real dick.
>>64072392
UH VAI MORRER
>>64071733
>Jose Aldo
>Chris Weidman
>Ronaldo Souza
>Demian Maia
>Max Holloway
pls post fight night 79 results i missed the thread
>>64072429
What does a San Fran Fuck feel like
>>64072392
Look into my eyes little man
>>64071733
I wanna see the stats of who picked Aldo, and who picked Conor family
>>64072437
don't have the goofed saved
>>64072486
They'll wait until day before/on the day
The amount of predicts will easily be double what we have currently
>>64072289
>paige getting coached on basic jiu-jitsu
Rose is gonna smash her
Also what is with Cody he either has pugilistic dementia or severe depression.
>>64072506
>editing the "screencaps" so that your own prediction is first every time
>even when the post times don't line up
Cmon bud
You're supposed to be a bit more dedicated than this. You're the tryhard dude come on
>>64072532
Jaysus... this must be on course to being the most predictions ever right? Stay strong prediction collectors...
Who else here has booked Friday - Sunday off work so they can watch all 3 events without sleeping consequence? (more Euros than anything because loltimezones)
>>64071938
Royce Gracie and Tiago Ferreira both did seminars I went to.
Does that count?
Some other guys like Rodrigo Gracie came to my gym but I didnt get to go.
>>64072581
>work
fucking casuals get off my thread
>>64072562
he didn't do that
>>64072579
The tally for 189 was insane
is mcgregor just a master reverse troll or am im being trololled
hey i'm starting to get into mma recently and i think submissions are really cool. are there any fighters who do really cool submissions i could watch?
>tfw fight week
>>64072506
this is how many real fight fans are on /heem/
>>64071938
Ive only met three fighters.
GSP, Rory and Miesha.
They were all pleasant.
>>64072689
>tfw no more fight week vlog week
>>64072673
Demian Maia
Charles Oliveira
Nate and Nick Diaz
Do they have to be relevent today cause I could go on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7g6ykIpp8Q
Rose responded to me on a Facebook Q and A today. Time to bet the house on Rose, boys.
>>64071938
Sure you did Khabib
>>64072606
"he"
The first post, his own, is at 10:46:37
the third post is at 10:42:14
the fourth is 10:43:17
so yeah bud you did do it. try harder for fucks sake
>>64072673
Gunnar Nelson for sure
>>64072726
no, probably not. Watching the fights when they happen seems silly since there's so much fluff and you have to, like, pay and shit? I'm mostly just watching old shit on youtube.
>>64072741
predictionkek, even if it is weidman, didn't do those predictions, replacement predictionkek did and put him 1st as a joke
>>64072769
>replacement predictionkek did
so you
>>64071733
if holloway loses 90% of the people are out lel
>>64072768
you could get Fight Pass. its like 8 bucks a month and you get all of the UFC (even PPV) all of other organisations like PRIDE, WEC and Strikeforce.
also Shinya Aoki is another you should check out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtiExYDh7Po
>>64071733
>McGOAT
>Rockhold
>Jacare
>Gunnar
>Holloway
>>64072768
>youtube
get a load of this casual
that's almost as pathetic as PAYING for fightCUKK
>>64071733
>McGoober
>Weidman
>Jacare
>Gunnar
>Stephens
>>64072819
>you get all of the PPVs
yeah after the fact, don't buy fightass just use your brain for 2 seconds and get the fights you want for free
Well this thread is going to shit pretty fast..
we need a new embedded for meme fuel
>>64072819
yeah this shit is cool
>>64072852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oMOrY1vnk8
i just watched this fight. I don't know anything about these people but I really like southpaw fighters. Something about the stance is attractive.
>>64072996
Buddy
A gunman points a crossbow at your temple and tells you that you have to "pull a McGregor". Basically, you have to predict how the fight will end, and predict the round as well.
What is your reply?
what is makwan amirkhani on about? who did he fall out with>
Fucking rambly cunt on the mmahour
>>64073014
someone at the gym, something personal happened, he decided it'd be better to leave then cause drama. he isn't saying what, or who to keep it professional
>>64071733
>Aldo
>The Chris
>Jacare
>Nelson
>Holloway
>>64072996
open workouts tomorrow
>>64073051
can't listen to him i almost permaheemed myself hes so boring
>>64073013
>gunman
>gun
>man
>with a crossbow
I'm going to have to with jose throwing some vicious leg kicks landing on conor but not without him landing a few straight lefts to aldo. Aldo is going to take him down and mcgregor won't be able to get back up until the round is over. In the beginning of the second round conor is going to rush aldo and they'll stand and bang with conor coming out with more significant strikes. Aldo again will take conor down and finish the fight in some sort of submission and announce his retirement at the postfight interview.
>>64073151
>>gunman
>>gun
>>man
>>with a crossbow
that's the joke bud
hope you actually got it
>I'm going to have to with jose throwing some vicious leg kicks landing on conor but not without him landing a few straight lefts to aldo. Aldo is going to take him down and mcgregor won't be able to get back up until the round is over. In the beginning of the second round conor is going to rush aldo and they'll stand and bang with conor coming out with more significant strikes. Aldo again will take conor down and finish the fight in some sort of submission and announce his retirement at the postfight interview.
I like it. You didn't include and memekicks from Conor landing on Jose's rib, though.
>Watching old MMA card
>Hermes Franca
>convicted sex criminal
Oh jees this is weird in retrospect
>>64073245
I was just a BJJ session that got too spicy bro. Child rape? Quit making it seem so bad, it was just a prank.
>>64072581
>working on the weekend
>ever
>>64073176
Conor's going to be too emotional to talk during his interview, with the audience giving him supportive applause between his speech breaks. Joe's going to say something supportive about the future and how it was an honour to call the fight.
>>64073315
>needing to work ever
>>64073315
>not taking the chance to get some time and a half pay
>>64072122
How do you end up being a wigger growing up in Wisconsin?
>>64071380
Am i too late to post my walkout song?
https://youtu.be/N0nY7ewHEcs
has anyone here ever got into a street when they were younger?
>>64073353
>not making enough money normally
Overtime is for chumps nigga. I make more money than I know what to do with with a normal work schedule, and I live in one of the most expensive cities in the world.
>>64073501
Yeah I was into the streets for a bit.
>i'm not trying to pull you
>even though I would like to
>I think you are really fit
>you're fit but my gosh don't you know it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qg3rQfeZv4
When do the UFC 194 embeddeds go up? I wanna see some mewvment.
>>64073492
Its never too late.
Also surprised Chael Sonnen never walked out to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw
>>64073585
i was wondering this myself, i sure hope the 40 min embedded isnt all we got
>>64073584
topkek
>wagekeks are not content to just waste a majority of their waking lives making money for someone else, they are proud to do 'overtime' for extra crumbs
I bet you pay for every PPV too..... disgusting mongrels...
>>64073384
>>64073526
>>64073618
s-stop bullying ._.
>>64073618
>he doesnt get the PPV in HD on TV
kek
Important Poll
http://strawpoll.me/6208268/
http://strawpoll.me/6208268/
http://strawpoll.me/6208268/
>>64073618
i'm not a wagekek but i'm wondering how u make money if ur a neet?
i'm a neet and i'm literally broke as fuck, i have literally no money.
i'm seriously thinking about killing myself after 194 is over
>>64073696
>he pays for an HD stream when acestream exists
Top kek
>>64073618
youre on 4chan talking about other people wasting their lives...
>>64073618
Your parents won't house you in their basement forever.
>>64073715
Hang on this has nothing to do with Sage OR Paige
>>64073716
I'm not NEET, I'm just not a wagekek working for someone else. I'm a self employed building estimator and set my own hours and rates.
>>64070946
Frankie Edgar and Chad Mendes are interchangeable, if you don't count Frankie's godawful accent
>>64073719
I don't pay for it :^)
and your acestream is just what Im seeing in lower quality and 20 minutes later
>>64073817
How cute that you actually believe that.
>>64073851
So you're telling me you're seeing a stream of what Im watching on TV before its on TV and in better quality?
>>64071196
>I guess she [Bethe] really can't talk about mys tand up now, huh?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit, I never saw someone get so exposed in any sport in general. Not even the Boz vs Bo Jackson
>>64073817
>1080p
That's as high a resolution as my monitor display
>20 minutes later
Kek
Chris Weidman, what a fucking guy
Shame that he's Christian
>>64073875
I post HEEM SLEEPY after a nice finish faster than the majority of other posters and I use acestream, so it's certainly ahead of most everyone else
Where were you when Ronda was kill?
>>64074038
>wanna hang out with most of my fighting idols
>muh god
damnit
>>64074047
JUST fuck my marketability up senpai
>>64074047
I wish I had amnesia just to watch that fight again.
Will Dana survive this weekend?
>>64074038
>There's a parallel universe where Rose, Cody Pfister and Aldo all win
I want to live in that universe.
>>64071938
Kurt Pellegrino took a yoga class from my mother
Some guy I know apparently got his ass beat by Greg Soto
>>64072097
Masking agents
New compounds that aren't picked up in the tests
Advance knowledge of tests through moles and bribed officials within the organization
Tests are always going to be beatable, as long as you have people on your side who know their chemistry and have the right connections. If you're a top 10 fighter in your division, these people will come to you.
>>64074146
so I understand your mother is a yoga instructor?
>>64074146
>Kurt Pellegrino
he always seemed like a nice guy
Partiu calar a boca de falastrão . Que Deus abençoe nossa senpaiÃlia
DC will never be able to compete with Jones, let alone Jones 2.0
Two title defenses was a good run.
>>64074065
It'd be a bit hard to have an actual conversation with someone when you're intellectually and objectively, morally, levels beyond them
>>64073989
The video will be compressed more on acestream la
>>64074235
>implying omeganigger form Jones can even make 205
>>64074223
>wearing a Chelsea shirt
definitely getting BTFO
>>64074235
Except for the fact that Jones 2.0 will be overtrained and less effective without his steady diet of molly, cocaine, and college girls
>>64074201
*with
Kurt didn't kek my dad
Not yet at least
>>64074244
i dont mean to say im so superior because I am an atheist. Its just hard to relate to.
>>64074281
Do you have a picture of your mother in yoga pants? As proof...
>>64074235
Jon boy is gonna be real sloppy in his first fight back
DC will be more determined and won't actually gas out this time as long as he continues to realize that AKA is archaic
Very even first 3 rounds between them
I expect a DC decision upset in the rematch
>>64074089
>dat 20 seconds of my dad and I staring at the screen in dead silence
Truly a great moment
>>64074335
isnt AKA the gym that beats the shit out of new guys to see if they have "heart"?
>>64074318
Don't even think about it
I've been taking Gracie Academy online courses for years now
>>64074335
I think it's gonna be a good one. The first one was a clear decision but not a domination, and if DC can make the necessary adjustments...
>>64074369
1>3>5>6>2>4
A weekend of nonstop great fights, and next week I will have two gfs.
Does it get any better than this?
lads how do i acestream so i'm ready for 194?
>>64074388
get in my rubber guard then, I dare you!
>>64074235
DC will win the rematch.
YOU GONNA BE THERE FIGHT FAN
OR ARE YOU A DO NOTHING GOOF
>>64074223
>tfw Eddie Howe heems Aldo
is ufc 194 the only thing keeping anyone else alive?
i'm going to kill myself afterwards, might wait to watch the nate diaz vs michael johnson fight but i'm going to do it soon
>>64074555
nice trips
>>64074555
McGregor will change your bum loif
>>64074555
If you're going to an hero you better take some human garbage with you. At least make the world a better place with your sacrifice.
Going alone is bitch mode.
>>64074555
is everybody on here so fucking depressing?
>tfw only 3 more sleeps
>>64074668
this
>>64074670
nah
some of us are wealthy, married, healthy and having white kids
>>64074668
i dont have a gun and the idea of hurting innocent people makes me sick
>>64074743
go to a mosque
>>64074743
>innocent
Who the fuck said anything about that.
>>64074555
I saw a picture of a Russian girl who permaheem'd herself by laying down with her neck over a train rail. It cut her head off cleanly. It looked so quick and painless.
>>64071196
This is bullshit she has an instant rematch
>>64074758
asswipe
>>64074841
She'll never fight again
>>64074854
MUSLIM DETECTED
>>64074841
>tfw Jose will get an instant rematch as well
>>64074235
I want to see Jones 2.0 cut weight without coco first. If he suddenly turns into Bader it's Rumble all the way.
anyone else notice that PVZ took new UFC photos today? like her official UFC pics
>>64074878
Jones 2.0 is going to viciously disembowel anyone he faces at 205 bud
>>64074913
sounds like a DQ
guys im playing doom offlane again pray for me
>blonde pawg needs the D badly
>trying to decide which event to miss this weekend
Obviously I'm throwing this hoe out the window before missing 194, but between Thursdays and Fridays card which one do you think will be weaker?
>>64074996
I can only help you if you post more pics
>>64074996
Thursday desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qobFXJHFWK4
>That speed!
But also
>That distance
Good luck trying to get that close to McGregor, dude loves utilising space and his reach advantage
>>64074687
Gonna slam some melatonin and have fight dreams!
>>64074996
Sounds like she isn't a fight fan
>>64074977
>dota players in /heem/
this is a coolio general
>>64074996
THEY'RE ALL STRONG CARDS YA GOOF
>>64075073
>>64074977
Dota lowers your test.
If you waste too much of your life on Dota you will be a low test loser with bitch tits. Fact
>>64075025
goes by skritin, my man
>>64075127
but i only have estro, anon
>>64075081
Backtrack which one of us keeps sending him those pics and heem them into the shadow realm
>>64074996
If Pic Related then take both days pham
>>64074958
>she's attracted to a tattooed man
t
r
a
s
h
>>64075183
>thinking you could heem someone who obviously has natural knockout power in both hands and zero shame
You'd get your fusebox blown and your shitbox ploughed!
>>64075045
literally the only thing conor needs to do is stop aldo's leg kicks, and im sure his mowevement and ring IQ will allow him to deal with that
>>64075223
>2015
>Seriously not knowing how women work
The internet exists. You're on it.
You've got no excuse to be this ignorant
>>64074369
She should play Elaine in Portuguese Seinfeld.
>>64075051
You should stack the melatonin with l-theanine, acetylcholine, and a nicotine patch.
>>64075045
Aldo has gotten on the inside before. Of course Conor won't trade there, but if he tries to exit the leg kick is available.
>>64075283
For intense dreams, I mean.
>>64075264
My unique flower qt fight fan gf who thinks tattoos are for stupid people is out there man, you'll see.
>>64075249
watch highlights of kenny vs aldo. imagine kenny as conor.. conor's confidence and speed will allow him to react properly and check aldo's kicks easily.
>>64075348
don't give up hope anon
I believe in you
>>64075348
If Cody Pfister can get a girlfriend, then you literally have no excuse.
Are there any statistics on heem-rates pre and post IV ban? Common sense says everyone that cuts more than like 15lb should have worse chins but I haven't noticed much of a difference.
>>64075394
He's a cagefighter with a strong jaw.
>>64075348
>tfw most girls in my friend groups and strike zone are the type the like tattoos and of course I have none
The worst feel.
reminder that smiling at weigh-ins is a sign of submission
can someone post a cody pfister highlight?
i cant quite seem to remember watching him fight
STOP DOUBTING ME
ARE YOU FUCKIN BOOING ME
>>64075489
>Chris can't stop heeming his elders trying to get hespect
>>64075501
those fucking bis
>>64075410
Ronda is up 100% in getting heemed
>>64075427
I feel you man. I wish I was born rich.
>>64075504
I want ragin al back soon, he needs to heal up
>>64075448
Cody looks so Scandinavian it's scary.
>>64075501
>>64075531
How can a forearm be that ripped if he's natty?
>>64075501
>Sage literally fought a dad bod who was 5 lbs overweight
>>64075615
he be makin mad reps on that gripper senpai
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>64075599
>They don't really give a fuck if a guy has tats, or listens to X genre of music or watches X.
Actually they do you virgin spazz
>>64074869
Nice.
>>64075672
>"I'll finish Siver in under 2 minutes"
>took 2 rounds
>>64075777
>mfw Conor actually addresses that in the post-fight interview by saying, "I meant to say 2 rounds."
>>64075688
No, they really don't. It's all secondary. Of course if two guys were mostly equal down the board a woman is going to prefer the one that has more similar tastes to her.
But at the end of the day it doesn't matter if some beta heemster is the perfect match for a girl on paper if he doesn't spark her primal attraction. the tastes of the two could be VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL, but she will end up sucking the dick and getting nutted in by the more dominant guy that gets her juices flowing, even if she straight up hates the things he is into.
I dont give a fuck if you believe me or not. This is a fact about female sexual psychology.
>>64075777
IF I SAID 2 MINUTES, I MEANT 2 ROUNDS
>>64075073
>>64075127
i had a shit lane i really had to keep my distance like mcgregor will against aldo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx0mnq28K-w
Spics make the most entertaining fighters, prove me wrong.
>>64075821
did he predict getting subbed by Duffy?
>>64075883
who's this semen demon
>>64075804
>>64075821
>"Call me Mystic Mac, because I predict these tings"
>predict
>correct your prediction after the event
You're literally just saying what happened
>s-sorry guys t-that's not what I meant
>people still believe he predicts these tings
>>64075908
jessica biel
>>64075925
He said he'd KO him stiff and that's what happened.
He hasn't been wrong yeh
>>64071733
McGOAT
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
>>64075957
he didn't KO him stiff though senpai
>>64075933
she'd be a good WMMArtist
>>64076139
heem him bro
>>64076139
>you will never pleasure Slutty's 17 year old virigin anus with your tongue
;_;
>>64075073
Mighty mouse is the only fighter who plays dota. He streams it too.
>>64076139
Enjoy getting banned and not fun posting with your heem bros.
>>64075879
>beats Poirier and Siver
>doesn't get a title shot
>>64076139
no you're not
>>64076139
YOU BETTER CALM THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE MY SHIN CONNECTS WITH YOUR CHIN
>>64076233
What is his MMR?
>>64076139
lucky faggot
>>64076297
>>64076286
I think he barely started. All I know his favorite hero is night stalker.
>>64076297
those russian pictures stole his gf's picture! :0
>>64076297
<taking le b8 on le interweb
>>64076139
hashtagyoloswag on redit
>>64075264
my wife has no tattoos and neither do I
>>64073486
They're like kudzu here, mostly because we have so few blacks.
>>64076438
Way to completely miss the point.
be playful in here
Will the smaller cage hurt Conor's movement?
>>64075925
after conor KO's aldo in round 1
> but aldo's head is still attached
>>64077014
not if he stays patient in dere
>>64077014
conor aldo is in the big octagon... the fight nights are in the small one
>skimming through old thread
>it's filled with soft cunts calling childhood scraps "barbaric"
top lel
>>64077014
>manlet fight
Cage size irrelevant.
Honda Howsey interview on Sports Center after MNF
>>64071733
Jose Aldo 48-47 UD
Weidman TKO 4th
Souza by SUB
Maia DEC
Holloway TKO 2nd
>>64071938
Werdum came to Argentina to do UFC business shit and I missed it like a fucking goof.
Another 20 years of wait till some fighter comes.
lets get closer
>>64077503
>Sports Center
Is that on ESPN?
>>64077603
Come on, let's get closer
>tfw will never be close enough
>>64077147
It depends on venue size.
>>64077503
Oh really? Watching the game now.
Where's the embedded for ufc 194, shouldn't they be releasing episodes at this stage?
i don't usually like handegg but this match seems pretty fun
>>64078247
i'm kind of getting worried too DESU. aldo probably
>got his lawyer and made strict demands of no media in the lead up to this one
>is injured but doesn't wanna pull out until he can't make weight
>>64078247
the first episode usually comes out on Tuesday. Relax :)
>>64077455
I know pham it's mental
>>64078247
This tbqh. Wanna see some mewvment and nice inspirational quotes I can turn into memes.
YE LOOKIN AT DEH KEENG OF DOOBLIN!
IT'S HERE LADS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edksOd9LAJ8
>>64078247
right herrre bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edksOd9LAJ8&feature=youtu.be
>>64078744
YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FINALLY SOME NEW MEMES TO CAPITALIZE ON
>>64078744
omg it's not a 189 troll!!! IT'S REAL
>>64078744
Chris Weidman is the ideal best friend.
>>64078747
uploaded 8 minutes ago, you're on the ball tonight Canada, Conor bless.
>>64078747
>>64078744
MEWVMENT
>>64070976
Ah--yes! The Chicken Bob Kung Fu style.
>>64078744
>chris making fun of someone for beating up old guys
He made the same joke about 3 times in 20 minutes he must be really insecure about his resume.
>>64078850
ireland beat me by 12 seconds, probably had to shit around in google's server as well
>Gunnar BTFO of McGregor
>>64078744
>>64078747
Say what you want about Conor but his approach to fighting/training is very interesting. It's almost Taoist in a way.
>>64078958
well he has losses
and does connor seem like every mall ninja's wet dream? says most guys techniques are shit, uses meme shit and old kung fu movie bullshit in training
>>64078744
>well-mannered, well-dressed, slightly homo the Chris
>Rockhold talking shit about Chris' oatmeal
>still trying to come across as serious & tough while delivering cringeworthy DNB-like speaches
>based Aldo making fun of fat people
>Conor talking about MEVMENT, mentioning it three times in his first three sentences
>meme coach mentioning MEVMENT 3x in his first two sentences
>Artem mentioning MEWVMENT 3x in his first sentence
>doing meme exercises
I rate it 8/10 pretty good episode.
>>64077455
>thinking beating people up makes you a man
topkek
>>64078991
I skipped when I heard his faggot training partner
>>64078744
>that leg kick at the end
aldo is toast
You fags told me Rousey was gonna be on SC
>>64079002
It's 2015! I mean, come on!
>Rhonda has not turned on her phone or read anything about the fight
>no pictures or tv
>she hasn't left the house since her return to the USA
>having trouble sleeping
>having trouble eating
>she's a mess
*Ramona Shelburn
Written interview on ESPN tomorrow morning
>>64079071
First everyone was supposed to feel threatened by her. Now everyone has to feel sorry for her
>birthday
>fucking 30
Just heem me already.
>>64078990
Surprised he doesn't have an aikido coach yet desu.
>>64079105
We do?
>>64079106
At least wait until next Monday so you can see all the fallout from 194
>>64079106
I'm turning 24 in a week. Feeling old already tbf.
>>64079141
Wouldn't miss it for anything m8.
>>64079106
Did you get your wizard powers?
>>64079116
my god.
sensei segal and connor in one room
>>64078968
>Conor trying to hide the fact that he's legit upset the phone app called him weak
>>64079160
Naw I was in pretty bad shape until about 25, then cleaned up, got a job and have been paying taxes since.
>>64078744
>Weidman making fun of people being hairy
Im proud to be an ape
>dat movement training
thats some next level shit.
Will all this movement crap pay off in the fight or is it all nonsense, what dye reckon /sp/
>>64078744
>Tfw will never be part of the movement movement
>>64078968
>>64079177
What are you guys reacting to?
>>64079179
>tfw i'm 25 right now and in pretty bad shape.
You are probably me in your past. Any advice heembro?
>>64078744
>>64078747
McGregor seems coked up and surrounded by yes men
>>64079212
It doesn't get better but it can get a whole lot worse, life is fucking short live it bro.
>>64079199
it's so easy to join though.
>>64079179
27 now, not long until I get my wizard powers. I think I'm going to become an Earth Wizard.
>>64079192
It's most likely having no positive effect but I doubt it's having a negative one either.
He's trying to take it easy during fight week so he might as well do some funky mewvmen
>>64079192
all dat moevment. does it while moving backwards and wastes twice the energy. loses.
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFGiVqZ4Sy4
elias theodeau is an atheist. add that to the atheist fighters team
>>64079071
Shes done.
Will never fight again. So glad the strong woman meme is dead
>>64079202
Gunnar getting a much higher score than Conor on the punching strength meter phone app thing.
It's basically 2018 and people still think Aldo has a shot. COME ON
13 minutes is the perfect length for Embedded episodes imo
Reminder to trane movement at least 5 times a week MINIMUM
Schaub picked Aldo!!!
>>64078744
>it's gonna be lots of mewvement, i have my mewvment coach here doing mewvment drills
>mewvment mentioned 10 more times
>>64075223
>Every male champion besides Dillashaw has a tattoo
Cleanfags btfo
>>64078744
you can't make this stuff up
>>64079249
She will be back. I'll be a fiver on it.
Im surprised mcgregoat hasn't mentioned the air in the embedded that's his new meme
>>64074977
>>64075073
>Riki and Doom pickers
I thought heem was better than this
>>64079105
Pretty pathetic. You'd think she'd carry herself better than this.
>>64079318
Condit has a movement coach too, fella called Erwan Le Corre.
The movement movement is gonna go huge in the next couple years.
>>64079304
Just like he picked Ronda eh?
Can someone WebM Conor kicking out candles?
>>64072673
Shinya Aoki
>>64078744
Anyone know any good movement gyms?
>>64079335
cyka blyat
>>64079338
She's going to kill herself soon
>>64079361
suka
>>64079331
Come to Ireland brother you will understand what he means, the air is fresh like non other, not even a meme.
>>64078744
>"Movement coach"
My fucking sides man. Those kart wheels he has McGregor do and the whole punching candles bit is hilarious
Starter pack for anyone who wants to start training movement:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Wr7HsylE0
>>64078747
have to say fella, all these (you)s feel pretty good.
For real, how mad are you I got it in first by a mere 12s?
>>64079249
Nah she started something that can't be stopped, now we've to deal with having all this Paige crap shoved down our throats like we give a fuck.
>>64079359
You can train mewvment by yourself. Here's a resource on mewvment training, it's basically a collection of the Ido Portal Method, since his stuff is scattered around the webs.
http://antranik.org/the-floreio-project/
>>64079381
If you think about it, in 50 years kids will be imitating this thinking it makes them GOAT, just like people did after Muhammed Ali released pictures of himself training in a pool to fuck with his opponent.
>>64079212
Fix your fucking testosterone.
This society is designed to sap your essence, spiritually and physiologically. I'm not going to get into it here but there are forces working against you, against us all, to suppress and rob the natural potential that exists within all of us.
>Get 8 hours sleep a night. If you're not going to do this don't even bother trying to improve. Adequate sleep is non negotiable. Take melatonin if you have trouble getting to sleep.
>Eat breakfast every day
>Start lifting 3 times a week, 5x5 low rep heavy weight, drink a protein shake or eat a high protein meal within 30 minutes of finishing
>Take a ZMA supplement
>Stop jacking off. Once a week at the absolute most.
>Use the pent of sexual energy to actually go out and meet women
This is what I did. It worked very well.
>>64072673
Dustin Hazelett
>>64079405
is it the jews? I feel like its the jews
>>64079405
tfw melatonin is prescription only in ireland.
What's the game called I want to BTFO of McGregor too
>Movement coach
Why is this so funny to me?
>>64079405
>Stop jacking off
Nah, it's been /scientifically/ proven that if you stop jacking off completely testosterone actually goes down. You have to jack off every now and again to mantain healthy levels of T.
>>64079395
was mad for maybe 30 seconds, but it's alright, you won the race fair and square, rematch, same place, same time, i'll have my full camp
>>64072062
It's a Texas accent
I only notice people are from Texas when they say "white" or "whipped"
>>64079405
>Fix your fucking testosterone.
>Take melatonin if you have trouble getting to sleep.
Melatonin literally has deleterious effects on testosterone production, you imbecile.
>>64079405
Everything this dude said is right but idiots like this guy: >>64079431 are so addicted to porn it seems impossible for them to even go 1 day without looking at it.
Thinking about putting a cheeky fiver on a Nelson/Weidman/Aldo parlay
Thoughts?
>>64079318
>>64079340
Isn't "movement" essentially dynamic yoga? Loads of fighters already do yoga so it isn't much of a stretch
>>64079492
Not the shit McGregor's crazy coach is telling him to do. He's having him punch candles to put them out and other meme exercises
>>64079488
>Aldo
Money wasted
>McGegor's dance teacher
This is fkn gold, can't wait to see him put to sleep.
>>64079509
that was just post-training memeing for the cameras
>>64071733
McGregor
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
>>64071104
:^(
>>64079116
Isn't aikido, like, the most useless thing to know or practice for an MMA fight?
>>64071733
>>64071733
see attached; main event:
-McGregor
-Weidman
-Yoel by stool
-Holloway
>>64071733
>>64081061
whoops
>>64071733
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY BIG CUNNY
ALDO V MCGREGOR WILL BE A DRAW
UNLESS YOU TYPE:
"THAT'S FUNNY, BIG CUNNY"
>>64074555
In the words of dana white,
"Relax."
>>64071733
McGregor
Weidman
Romero
Maia
Stephens
>>64079304
He picked Aldo last time too before he pulled out.
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