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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN 80: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194 extended embedded: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
PVZ Vs Rose embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/FL33me6jGO4
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/6yvvNTPBaKU
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/aZJwY_MnRyk
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/eY2jIlzRUfE
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/-tNe_aMs8zA
>Dana White confirms it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/4/9846656/dana-white-ronda-rousey-admitted-she-was-exhausted-going-into-holly
>Gleison Tibau is a naughty boy
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/4/9851086/gleison-tibau-provisionally-suspended-after-potential-usada-violation
>Tibau releases statement on violation
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/4/9851752/gleison-tibau-deeply-sorry-reacts-to-usada-suspension
>Chris Weidman does have a penis
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/5/9852360/ufc-champ-weidman-recalls-worst-injury-everyone-thought-i-had-no-penis-mma-news
>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>PVZ vs Chambers
https://youtu.be/R43izVe6D5g
>Rose vs Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
first for street fights
First for kucked Aussie
First for being not first
>mfw the Vitor conspiracy is exposed on live TV
>>64064533
I would check your chin sharpish son
>>64064533
I think they are being serious Norbro
Let's get closer
Come on let's get closer
Look into my eyes little man
>tfw i could heem every here
>>64064548
Hey pussy are you still there?
how can one man look this good
>>64064543
are u the 'ard lad that can take nukes on ur chin?
>>64064560
That's not Saul Rodgers
>>64064566
even Piss could beat Rogers
>>64064563
No idea what you're talking about, but I know for a fact I'd completely erase your chin from the existence of mankind.
I'm not joking. When I visit Norway, I'm going to stick to my word and then steal your mum.
>>64064563
I think hes the Soccer Hooligan
I got a 10 dollar parlay on Souza, Weidman, Aldo and another on 15 on Aldo. What do you think, lads?
How fast would Conor beat Cerrone?
>>64064560
how can one bum look that poor?
>>64064581
How much does it pay out?
Why dont guys go for oldschool Marco Ruas footstomps anymore? I mean break your opponents foot would severely impact their movement and its not hard to land.
>>64064581
A sneaky leprechaun will steal your pot 'o gold.
>>64064560
He hasn't fought Weidman yet.
>people are only fans of Chris because he is undefeated
Dan Hardy breakdown of Edgar vs mendes
https://youtu.be/gs5HepE_DRs
>>64064638
hes talented I just dont like him because hes kind of boring. I also want a grappler to be Champion so I am rooting for Rockhold.
Who /NORTHCUTT/ here?
>>64064638
hes literally from my town
>>64064652
she has a pretty nice ass tbf
>>64064652
damn shes got a jaw on her. i bet she can take a shot
Fighters you hate? I'll start: Vitor
>>64064611
Because most of the time you're just gonna get a footstamp right back. I imagine it's an unspoken gentlemans agreement.
>>64064652
is that shooped
>>64064652
Looks like she absorbed the man's neck
>>64064652
literally sage in a dress
>>64064678
>it's an unspoken gentlemans agreement.
Well thats dumb.
As long as its in the rules you should do it to win.
>>64064603
$65
im not mad at her...
>>64064582
Inside 2 or 3 minutes
>>64064696
Seems like America is the new Brazil with all these trans popping up
>post yfw McGregor will go down in the first 3 minutes of Round 1
>>64064643
>I also want a grappler to be Champion so I am rooting for Rockhold.
This is Aussie shitposting right? Rockhold is about as much a grappler as he is a striker.
Both of them have great accolades from their respective grappling backgrounds (gold medals for Rockhold, all american for Weidman and several top 10 placings).
I used to be a big Rockhold fan until I found out he's another vapid media whore.
>>64064652
Reminder that her father was a steroid dealer who once got caught carrying 25 kilos of coke.
Pic unrelated
>>64064720
>implying drugs should be illegal
>>64064652
Who the fuck shoved loaf bloke on some poor giraffe's head?
>>64064720
they were just accusations. hes natty
>>64064719
>9 wins by sub
>not a grappler
I may not have Demian Maia as champ so Rockhold will have to do.
>>64064685
It's an annoying move that hurts though in a fight adrenaline would carry you through. But feet are brittle so it can keep you out of training for months after. Probably the same reason a lot of fighters hate the oblique kick.
>>64064611
I just watched Paige doing them against Alex Chambers
>>64064696
wew
>all these betas pretending they wouldn't this goddess
>>64064756
Oh thats pretty cool actually.
>>64064750
Once you start getting tired and the adrenaline wears off it might be more of a factor.
Also I could say the same thing about leg kicks and they undeniably affect people.
>>64064720
>you are responsible for your dads life decisions
i see fighters use foot stomps unless you're referring to a different technique
Lads
Can anyone help me with the fightpass python script
I can't get it to work
>>64064735
there is something dark going on in that family
>>64064720
the only criminals there are the fucking cum stains who arrest and prosecute people for drugs in exchange for a shitty government paycheck
>>64064795
Well when Marco Ruas would pin dudes against the cage and stomp their feet in the clinch.
>>64064798
I hope you are in prison for 194.
>>64064803
hello tyrone
>>64064787
His dad was giving him the needle and still is.
How do you think he got those abs at 8?
>>64064811
I'm paying for fightpass, I just want to be able to view it in an external player (also so that I can make webms)
>>64064787
Like father like son
>>64064798
in a terminal write "python script_name.py m3u8 http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-fight-pass-embedded-vlog-series---episode-4"
>>64064824
getting
File "ufctv_cli.py", line 62
print("Missing argument: video_url", file=sys.stderr)
^
SyntaxError: invalid syntax
>>64064538
yeah man that must have been the most bullshit response from Dana in a while. Clearly, he did NOT see that question on deck. And for him to shrug it off that way, baka.
>Did uh jone jones, was he in our offices? Uh... listen Jon... he's the last guy that should be concerned with test results, let me tell you that.
>>64064815
he isnt even big just lean, go watch embedded
>>64064839
yeah it doesn't work on that video for me either
try:
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-192-weigh-in
that works for me
>>64064859
bigger than you
>>64064864
not working
have been getting the same error on every video I've tried
I also get the error if I try and run
python ufctv_cli.py login
My docbro just gave me a four day disability permit. I bought him a bottle of scotch, he always got my back.
Colombian hype is real, bros. The hypest day of the year is coming and I ain't talking about Jesus' birthday.
>>64064885
when will you learn
>>64064640
didn't know that fight was on
>>64064886
heres the v1 script that's been working fine for me It's worth a try
http://pastebin.com/8qsQgBiR
>>64064839
Which version of Python are you running it with?
>>64064927
had 2.7.10
upgrading to 2.7.11 now
>>64064927
>>64064953
ok, I see why that's wrong
getting 3
had it set up w
Anyone got a webm of Aldo giving Conor the finger?
>>64064638
So are you putting The Chris in charge of losing?
>>64064970
Yes
>>64064581
you're losing 25 dollars
>>64065015
>>64064970
No but I've got this rare German meme.
>>64065026
He looks a lot calmer than he did during the world tour.
I think it was better he postponed this fight for whatever the reason. Now we're seeing both guys at their literal best. No excuses lads.
>>64064581
>betting on aldo
kek
you will lern in time
>>64064970
>>64064798
Does this let you watch fightpass videos [spoiler] for free? [/spoiler]
>>64065045
That is slick as fuck pham
>>64065045
Too short?
My God conor is going to win big time
>>64065070
Well that's not cool
>>64065044
>faber claims 5'6
kek
THE FIGHT BUSINESS LMAO
I DO ENJOY THE FIGHT BUSINESS
CAPITALIZE. THAT IS A STRONG WORD. CAPITALIZE. IN EVERYTHING, NOT JUST BUSINESS, BUT LIFE AS WELL.
>>64065135
>you will never have the wingwang span of mcgregoat
one of my favorite heems
>>64065028
That movie is comedy gold. Give it a watch if you can.
Is the Aldo/Conor 40 minute embedded worth it or do I already know what they're going to say?
>>64065159
Both
>>64065152
s-sugoi
anyone got that pic of staph heeming kevin's armpit area?
>>64065159
>or do I already know what they're going to say?
Yes, you do, but watch it anyway.
>>64065152
KEVIN RANDLEMAN
>>64065159
You probably do. It's Conor except for those spare min where it's old Aldo soundbites
>>64065172
I do, but i'd probably get banned for posting it
Money
Movement
Memes
Deez are tings that motivate me. That's it.
A few interesting guests today
1 p.m. ET -- We'll be joined by Brazil's Guilherme Cruz of MMAFighting.com and Ireland's Seán Sheehan of SevereMMA.com to preview Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor.
1:25 p.m. -- UFC featherweight Makwan Amirkhani will talk about what's next for him and why he's looking for a new team.
1:45 p.m. -- Conor McGregor's head coach John Kavanagh will discuss the UFC 194 main event, as well as Gunnar Nelson vs. Demian Maia.
2:05 p.m. -- Chris Weidman's head coach Ray Longo will look ahead to Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold on Saturday night.
2:25 p.m. -- Former UFC fighter Charlie Brenneman will discuss his new book "Driven" and what's next for him.
2:45 p.m. -- UFC strawweight champion Joanna Jedrzejczyk will talk about her recent hand surgery and what's next for her.
3:05 p.m. -- Boxer Tyson Fury will talk about beating Wladimir Klitschko to become the heavyweight champion of the world.
3:25 p.m. -- Chad Mendes will look ahead to his TUF Finale main event bout against Frankie Edgar on Friday night.
>>64065223
>3:05 p.m. -- Boxer Tyson Fury will talk about beating Wladimir Klitschko to become the heavyweight champion of the world.
Made me bored just reading it.
>>64065234
But Fury talking is hilarious.
>>64065234
You don't want to hear him call our Werdum?
What does c
>>64065272
Why dont you go ask over at r/mma. They love that whiny faggot.
>>64065234
If you don't think that's the best interview on there you're a fucking idiot.
>>64065285
I don't have an account. you seem to be familiar with the place though, so how about you go ask and report back for us, friend ;^)
>>64065143
I have two inches on him, but I am 5 inches taller
>>64065172
No gore pls. This is a comfy zone.
>>64065285
theres one guy here who keeps shilling for him
>>64065272
kek
>>64065223
>mmafighting.com/fighter/404/charlie-brenneman
slight chuckle internally
>>64065316
>people talk about an major"journalist' in an mma related thread
>HERP DERP SHILLS
>>64065297
>>64065344
>major"journalist"
*mma "journalist"
>>64065344
>""""""major"""""""""""""""""""""""""""journalist"""""""""""""""""""""""""
stop spamming his videos and his opinions on everything
>>64065104
did he died?
>>64065348
Is that achievable naturally?
>>64065375
for a female? If she commits fully to bodybuilding, yes
>look guys i don't cheat
always enjoy seeing this guy for some reason
>>64065386
Can you even bench 350 pounds?
>>64065359
I don't dumb dumb, you realize more than one person here listens to his podcasts?
>>64065410
he stole the show every time he was on screen on breaking bad
>>64065348
literal steroid abs
>>64065375
she's the PVZ of NU. and remember what ronda said about getting fucked b4 her fights. natty roids
>>64065396
i don't know shit about steroids, I remember her having some pretty bad acne on her face and back. can that be a side effect of some kind of steroid use? Just curious. Cause she had a pretty impressive physique i thought.
>>64065396
>This fighter is roiding cause they're in better shape than me xD
>>64065418
>tfw only 2 days away from a Kailin Curran weight in
>>64065451
Carla stated as a fact that she knew Jessica Aguilar was using steroids, I can't remember if she said Tecia was too.
>>64065465
I wasn't even aware
wew
>>64065156
kek what's it called?
It's funny how people don't care that Holly is blatantly a steroid abuser, they're just so happy Ronda lost.
>>64065469
ya, Torres maybe wasn't on gear, i could believe it. But i would not be surprised at all if she was.
https://www.instagram.com/p/--bG8_JyFS/
>>64065499
Fuck off
>>64065553
>it's a joe gets mad at vegans post
>>64064652
Her neck is as long as the fat Mexicans upper arm. What the fuck.
>>64065272
how did u say kek without it being censored senpai
>heem is going to be filled with irish shitposters for the next week or so
>>64065465
Lewd
>>64065616
If you made your /heem/ account before 189 then filters don't apply t
>>64065616
open the word in notepad
>>64065465
Curran is objectively the most QT girl in WMMA right now
>>64065610
I bet that room smells horrible
>>64065687
>Racism
>2015
I mean... COME ON
What will McGregor do once he gets knocked out?
Will he still keep up his cocky gimmick or will he have to come up with something new?
I've been lurking 4chan since 2008, when do I get to leave
Dan Hardy breaks down Edgar/Mendes, Barboza/Ferguson, and PVZ/Rose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs5HepE_DRs
>>64065555
yeah holly just totally looks like a steroid user in every possible way down to the small penis in her bikini it's just a coincidence
>>64065736
>analysts getting more hype than joe screaming "OHHHHHHH"
What a time to be alive
>>64065496
What we do in the shadows. It's an indy new zeland vampire comedy flick. Pretty fun.
>>64065773
>>64065736
>rose got stopped by carla esparza
>>64065716
You saw the real Conor after the Mendes fight, his reaction was proof that he had at least a little bit of self doubt.
If he loses I say we get radio silence for a couple months until his next opponent is being picked then he comes out of the woodwork again and restarts the hype machine.
>>64065793
why does vanessa look like an eskimo
>>64065803
Did Mendes throw the fight?
He absolutely owned McGregor then seemed to let his guard down for no reason to let McGregor get a punch in.
Is Aldo on US soil yet???
>>64065736
Does he make actual predictions (off the show?)
>>64065836
When you gas your arms are heavy and hard to hold up, you're slower...the less tired man will easily get the better of you
>>64065836
Those body shots did work on Mendes. It's interesting to see how Aldo will deal with that.
>>64065841
his plane crashed with no survivors
post yfw paige wrestlefucks rose
>>64065610
>yfw his career is over in 6 days
>>64065921
Don't post pedos
How are you guys containing your excitement for the fights? Personally, I've been taking long walks when my heart rate goes up and I've been sipping on a lot of water, even though it makes me have to pee more frequently
>>64065956
weirdo
>>64066004
By trying to spend as much time asleep as possible and going to the gym to burn off energy
>>64065930
>Potato's thinking McGregor will win
kek
I think I'm going to buy the ppv this Saturday. Haven't bought a PPV since GSP-Shields. Zuffa is going to be out in full force shutting down streams
>>64066173
it was easy getting a stream at 189
>>64066173
Hooters Manager "No one comes any more for UFC, I doubt 194 will be any different"
Thats what I heard today from a bartender at Hooters in Toronto. I remember when I would go there and POUND BEER AFTER BEER watching the likes of GSP and Brock. The crown was PULSATING... not any longer... My question to You.. When i go this weekend to hooters.. will it be packed for UFC 194 or will it be a "limp cock"?
>>64066200
some swedish anon here streamed it on some obscure website after a bunch of the streams died.
>>64066173
They'll be plenty of streams. Only buy the ppv if you want to support the company, because they did a great job putting this card together.
>>64066150
>buttertooths hopping on the aldo mudwagon
top kek
>Conor McGregor is going to knock out Jose Aldo.
>>64066255
>Jamal acting like he was always a fan of McGregor
>that glorious feel when you could literally heem anyone in /heem/
I'm excited bros. what foods are you guys having on the night of?
>>64066207
>The crown was PULSATING
Wat?
>>64066255
>Collegeshooters thinking that they're Irish heritage is relevant
>>64066285
I could probably sub everybody on /heem/
>>64066296
>Collegeshooters
>>64066286
the irish traditional dish of nothing
>>64065127
THEY ALL CRUMBOL
>>64066286
probably a few cans of ginger ale, and water.
>>64066286
There are three nights to plan for bruv, four if you count TUF
Probably Chinese
>>64066286
cranberries, nuts and sparkling water.
Gotta stay healthy considering that I do shadowboxing in front of the fights
![teeth-austin-powers[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DmtmFen.jpg "teeth-austin-powers[1].jpg")
>>64066296
what is your heritage? lol surely u can't be purely british unless you're family has been inbreeding all these years. i've actually got MANY roots but i've got scottish for sure. maybe that's why you guys cant grow yur teeth straight... too much inbreeding man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8cXwwCnoyU
>mma jew hour
why do i get the feeling Northkek is just some juiced up faggot
>>64066363
Tuned in.
>>64066349
>lol surely u can't be purely british unless you're family has been inbreeding
American education.
>>64066375
Because that's what he is
>>64066375
yes
>>64066286
Kebab pizza, wasabi peanuts and probably a 6-pack of Carlsberg
>>64066285
There`s not a man alive that can heem me
>>64066395
>6-pack of Carlsberg
Proper pukka bruv
>>64066286
water. i can't believe people get drunk to enjoy watching fights.
Who the fuck is this fatfuck?
>>64066438
Probably Sean Sheehan ya dumb yank
>>64066438
i could heem him
Why is he so dreamy /heem/?
If I give you $10,000 to put on 1 fighter who do you put it on?
>>64066363
is that what the average irishman looks like?
>>64066467
Sage to be or not to be quite honest cousin
>>64066467
Cody.
Go Big or go Home
>>64066489
You're not a man if you're under 6 feet tall
>>64066466
Because it's edited.
>>64066504
>>64066467
Miller or Rose. Odds aren't terrible for those two and they both have a solid chance of winning.
Guess whose birthday is today.
>protip: they fight in the UFC
>>64066662
OK, so not Rousey, Jones or CM Punk then.
>>64065681
Have you SEEN Paige Van Zant? She looks like a fitness model instead of a fighter
>>64066662
Cody Fishter
Can someone post the Paige VanChimp picture?
>>64066731
Does she? Isnt she way too wo-manlet for that?
I wish nothing but the worst for MMA hour guests who don't have a crisp skype connection and have shitty background noise like crying kids
any christmas ideas for a mom? please heem im terrible at shopping
>>64065465
>>64066882
used luke rockhold shorts
Does the UFC accept fighters with one eye?
>>64066882
Buy your son a ufc hotdog brander
>>64066882
An UFC dildo
>>64066882
birth control pills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdWxqXZ5m9E
>>64066882
probably get some cheap used Ronda Reebok gear
i repeat. Is Aldo on American soil yet??
>>64066852
I with you on that homie. Ever notice they'll be with some third worlder and his skype is crisp and HD and then they go to Chad Mendes at Team Alpha Male and he was a 14.4 kps toaster connection.
>>64066882
ronda rousey's book
>>64066948
USADA pls go
We're onto your bloodletting shenanigans
>>64066948
Let me call my uncle, he works for the UFC
post yfw the 194 main event gets cancelled
What is the most meme gym? and why is it SBG?
Everyone in the ufc that has a six pack is on steroids.
Prove me wrong whitebelts
>>64066989
it will be canceled because Yoel heems Conor hard behind the scene at the weight in for his comment on Jesus.
>>64066948
yes
