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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN 80: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194 extended embedded: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
PVZ Vs Rose embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/FL33me6jGO4
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/6yvvNTPBaKU
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/aZJwY_MnRyk
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/eY2jIlzRUfE
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/-tNe_aMs8zA
>Dana White confirms it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/4/9846656/dana-white-ronda-rousey-admitted-she-was-exhausted-going-into-holly
>Gleison Tibau is a naughty boy
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/4/9851086/gleison-tibau-provisionally-suspended-after-potential-usada-violation
>Tibau releases statement on violation
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/4/9851752/gleison-tibau-deeply-sorry-reacts-to-usada-suspension
>Chris Weidman does have a penis
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/5/9852360/ufc-champ-weidman-recalls-worst-injury-everyone-thought-i-had-no-penis-mma-news
>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>PVZ vs Chambers
https://youtu.be/R43izVe6D5g
>Rose vs Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
first for street fights
First for kucked Aussie
First for being not first
>mfw the Vitor conspiracy is exposed on live TV
>>64064533
I would check your chin sharpish son
>>64064533
I think they are being serious Norbro
Let's get closer
Come on let's get closer
Look into my eyes little man
>tfw i could heem every here
>>64064548
Hey pussy are you still there?
how can one man look this good
>>64064543
are u the 'ard lad that can take nukes on ur chin?
>>64064560
That's not Saul Rodgers
>>64064566
even Piss could beat Rogers
>>64064563
No idea what you're talking about, but I know for a fact I'd completely erase your chin from the existence of mankind.
I'm not joking. When I visit Norway, I'm going to stick to my word and then steal your mum.
>>64064563
I think hes the Soccer Hooligan
I got a 10 dollar parlay on Souza, Weidman, Aldo and another on 15 on Aldo. What do you think, lads?
How fast would Conor beat Cerrone?
>>64064560
how can one bum look that poor?
>>64064581
How much does it pay out?
Why dont guys go for oldschool Marco Ruas footstomps anymore? I mean break your opponents foot would severely impact their movement and its not hard to land.
>>64064581
A sneaky leprechaun will steal your pot 'o gold.
>>64064560
He hasn't fought Weidman yet.
>people are only fans of Chris because he is undefeated
Dan Hardy breakdown of Edgar vs mendes
https://youtu.be/gs5HepE_DRs
>>64064638
hes talented I just dont like him because hes kind of boring. I also want a grappler to be Champion so I am rooting for Rockhold.
Who /NORTHCUTT/ here?
>>64064638
hes literally from my town
>>64064652
she has a pretty nice ass tbf
>>64064652
damn shes got a jaw on her. i bet she can take a shot
Fighters you hate? I'll start: Vitor
>>64064611
Because most of the time you're just gonna get a footstamp right back. I imagine it's an unspoken gentlemans agreement.
>>64064652
is that shooped
>>64064652
Looks like she absorbed the man's neck
>>64064652
literally sage in a dress
>>64064678
>it's an unspoken gentlemans agreement.
Well thats dumb.
As long as its in the rules you should do it to win.
>>64064603
$65
im not mad at her...
>>64064582
Inside 2 or 3 minutes
>>64064696
Seems like America is the new Brazil with all these trans popping up
>post yfw McGregor will go down in the first 3 minutes of Round 1
>>64064643
>I also want a grappler to be Champion so I am rooting for Rockhold.
This is Aussie shitposting right? Rockhold is about as much a grappler as he is a striker.
Both of them have great accolades from their respective grappling backgrounds (gold medals for Rockhold, all american for Weidman and several top 10 placings).
I used to be a big Rockhold fan until I found out he's another vapid media whore.
>>64064652
Reminder that her father was a steroid dealer who once got caught carrying 25 kilos of coke.
Pic unrelated
>>64064720
>implying drugs should be illegal
>>64064652
Who the fuck shoved loaf bloke on some poor giraffe's head?
>>64064720
they were just accusations. hes natty
>>64064719
>9 wins by sub
>not a grappler
I may not have Demian Maia as champ so Rockhold will have to do.
>>64064685
It's an annoying move that hurts though in a fight adrenaline would carry you through. But feet are brittle so it can keep you out of training for months after. Probably the same reason a lot of fighters hate the oblique kick.
>>64064611
I just watched Paige doing them against Alex Chambers
>>64064696
wew
>all these betas pretending they wouldn't this goddess
>>64064756
Oh thats pretty cool actually.
>>64064750
Once you start getting tired and the adrenaline wears off it might be more of a factor.
Also I could say the same thing about leg kicks and they undeniably affect people.
>>64064720
>you are responsible for your dads life decisions
i see fighters use foot stomps unless you're referring to a different technique
Lads
Can anyone help me with the fightpass python script
I can't get it to work
>>64064735
there is something dark going on in that family
>>64064720
the only criminals there are the fucking cum stains who arrest and prosecute people for drugs in exchange for a shitty government paycheck
>>64064795
Well when Marco Ruas would pin dudes against the cage and stomp their feet in the clinch.
>>64064798
I hope you are in prison for 194.
>>64064803
hello tyrone
>>64064787
His dad was giving him the needle and still is.
How do you think he got those abs at 8?
>>64064811
I'm paying for fightpass, I just want to be able to view it in an external player (also so that I can make webms)
>>64064787
Like father like son
>>64064798
in a terminal write "python script_name.py m3u8 http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-fight-pass-embedded-vlog-series---episode-4"
>>64064824
getting
File "ufctv_cli.py", line 62
print("Missing argument: video_url", file=sys.stderr)
^
SyntaxError: invalid syntax
>>64064538
yeah man that must have been the most bullshit response from Dana in a while. Clearly, he did NOT see that question on deck. And for him to shrug it off that way, baka.
>Did uh jone jones, was he in our offices? Uh... listen Jon... he's the last guy that should be concerned with test results, let me tell you that.
>>64064815
he isnt even big just lean, go watch embedded
>>64064839
yeah it doesn't work on that video for me either
try:
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-192-weigh-in
that works for me
>>64064859
bigger than you
>>64064864
not working
have been getting the same error on every video I've tried
I also get the error if I try and run
python ufctv_cli.py login
My docbro just gave me a four day disability permit. I bought him a bottle of scotch, he always got my back.
Colombian hype is real, bros. The hypest day of the year is coming and I ain't talking about Jesus' birthday.
>>64064885
when will you learn
>>64064640
didn't know that fight was on
>>64064886
heres the v1 script that's been working fine for me It's worth a try
http://pastebin.com/8qsQgBiR
>>64064839
Which version of Python are you running it with?
>>64064927
had 2.7.10
upgrading to 2.7.11 now
>>64064927
>>64064953
ok, I see why that's wrong
getting 3
had it set up w
Anyone got a webm of Aldo giving Conor the finger?
>>64064638
So are you putting The Chris in charge of losing?
>>64064970
Yes
>>64064581
you're losing 25 dollars
>>64064970
No but I've got this rare German meme.
>>64065026
He looks a lot calmer than he did during the world tour.
I think it was better he postponed this fight for whatever the reason. Now we're seeing both guys at their literal best. No excuses lads.
>>64064581
>betting on aldo
kek
you will lern in time
>>64064798
Does this let you watch fightpass videos [spoiler] for free? [/spoiler]
>>64065045
That is slick as fuck pham
>>64065045
Too short?
My God conor is going to win big time
>>64065070
Well that's not cool
>>64065044
>faber claims 5'6
kek
THE FIGHT BUSINESS LMAO
I DO ENJOY THE FIGHT BUSINESS
CAPITALIZE. THAT IS A STRONG WORD. CAPITALIZE. IN EVERYTHING, NOT JUST BUSINESS, BUT LIFE AS WELL.
>>64065135
>you will never have the wingwang span of mcgregoat
one of my favorite heems
>>64065028
That movie is comedy gold. Give it a watch if you can.
Is the Aldo/Conor 40 minute embedded worth it or do I already know what they're going to say?
>>64065159
Both
>>64065152
s-sugoi
anyone got that pic of staph heeming kevin's armpit area?
>>64065159
>or do I already know what they're going to say?
Yes, you do, but watch it anyway.
>>64065152
KEVIN RANDLEMAN
>>64065159
You probably do. It's Conor except for those spare min where it's old Aldo soundbites
>>64065172
I do, but i'd probably get banned for posting it
Money
Movement
Memes
Deez are tings that motivate me. That's it.
A few interesting guests today
1 p.m. ET -- We'll be joined by Brazil's Guilherme Cruz of MMAFighting.com and Ireland's Seán Sheehan of SevereMMA.com to preview Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor.
1:25 p.m. -- UFC featherweight Makwan Amirkhani will talk about what's next for him and why he's looking for a new team.
1:45 p.m. -- Conor McGregor's head coach John Kavanagh will discuss the UFC 194 main event, as well as Gunnar Nelson vs. Demian Maia.
2:05 p.m. -- Chris Weidman's head coach Ray Longo will look ahead to Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold on Saturday night.
2:25 p.m. -- Former UFC fighter Charlie Brenneman will discuss his new book "Driven" and what's next for him.
2:45 p.m. -- UFC strawweight champion Joanna Jedrzejczyk will talk about her recent hand surgery and what's next for her.
3:05 p.m. -- Boxer Tyson Fury will talk about beating Wladimir Klitschko to become the heavyweight champion of the world.
3:25 p.m. -- Chad Mendes will look ahead to his TUF Finale main event bout against Frankie Edgar on Friday night.
>>64065223
>3:05 p.m. -- Boxer Tyson Fury will talk about beating Wladimir Klitschko to become the heavyweight champion of the world.
Made me bored just reading it.
>>64065234
But Fury talking is hilarious.
>>64065234
You don't want to hear him call our Werdum?
What does c
>>64065272
Why dont you go ask over at r/mma. They love that whiny faggot.
>>64065234
If you don't think that's the best interview on there you're a fucking idiot.
>>64065285
I don't have an account. you seem to be familiar with the place though, so how about you go ask and report back for us, friend ;^)
>>64065143
I have two inches on him, but I am 5 inches taller
>>64065172
No gore pls. This is a comfy zone.
>>64065285
theres one guy here who keeps shilling for him
>>64065272
kek
>>64065223
>mmafighting.com/fighter/404/charlie-brenneman
slight chuckle internally
>>64065316
>people talk about an major"journalist' in an mma related thread
>HERP DERP SHILLS
>>64065344
>major"journalist"
*mma "journalist"
>>64065344
>""""""major"""""""""""""""""""""""""""journalist"""""""""""""""""""""""""
stop spamming his videos and his opinions on everything
>>64065104
did he died?
>>64065348
Is that achievable naturally?
>>64065375
for a female? If she commits fully to bodybuilding, yes
>look guys i don't cheat
always enjoy seeing this guy for some reason
>>64065386
Can you even bench 350 pounds?
>>64065359
I don't dumb dumb, you realize more than one person here listens to his podcasts?
>>64065410
he stole the show every time he was on screen on breaking bad
>>64065348
literal steroid abs
>>64065375
she's the PVZ of NU. and remember what ronda said about getting fucked b4 her fights. natty roids
>>64065396
i don't know shit about steroids, I remember her having some pretty bad acne on her face and back. can that be a side effect of some kind of steroid use? Just curious. Cause she had a pretty impressive physique i thought.
>>64065396
>This fighter is roiding cause they're in better shape than me xD
>tfw only 2 days away from a Kailin Curran weight in
>>64065451
Carla stated as a fact that she knew Jessica Aguilar was using steroids, I can't remember if she said Tecia was too.
>>64065465
I wasn't even aware
wew
>>64065156
kek what's it called?
It's funny how people don't care that Holly is blatantly a steroid abuser, they're just so happy Ronda lost.
>>64065469
ya, Torres maybe wasn't on gear, i could believe it. But i would not be surprised at all if she was.
https://www.instagram.com/p/--bG8_JyFS/
>>64065499
Fuck off
>>64065553
>it's a joe gets mad at vegans post
>>64064652
Her neck is as long as the fat Mexicans upper arm. What the fuck.
>>64065272
how did u say kek without it being censored senpai
>heem is going to be filled with irish shitposters for the next week or so
>>64065465
Lewd
>>64065616
If you made your /heem/ account before 189 then filters don't apply t
>>64065616
open the word in notepad
>>64065465
Curran is objectively the most QT girl in WMMA right now
>>64065610
I bet that room smells horrible
>>64065687
>Racism
>2015
I mean... COME ON
What will McGregor do once he gets knocked out?
Will he still keep up his cocky gimmick or will he have to come up with something new?
I've been lurking 4chan since 2008, when do I get to leave
Dan Hardy breaks down Edgar/Mendes, Barboza/Ferguson, and PVZ/Rose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs5HepE_DRs
>>64065555
yeah holly just totally looks like a steroid user in every possible way down to the small penis in her bikini it's just a coincidence
>>64065736
>analysts getting more hype than joe screaming "OHHHHHHH"
What a time to be alive
>>64065496
What we do in the shadows. It's an indy new zeland vampire comedy flick. Pretty fun.
>>64065736
>rose got stopped by carla esparza
>>64065716
You saw the real Conor after the Mendes fight, his reaction was proof that he had at least a little bit of self doubt.
If he loses I say we get radio silence for a couple months until his next opponent is being picked then he comes out of the woodwork again and restarts the hype machine.
>>64065793
why does vanessa look like an eskimo
>>64065803
Did Mendes throw the fight?
He absolutely owned McGregor then seemed to let his guard down for no reason to let McGregor get a punch in.
Is Aldo on US soil yet???
>>64065736
Does he make actual predictions (off the show?)
>>64065836
When you gas your arms are heavy and hard to hold up, you're slower...the less tired man will easily get the better of you
>>64065836
Those body shots did work on Mendes. It's interesting to see how Aldo will deal with that.
>>64065841
his plane crashed with no survivors
post yfw paige wrestlefucks rose
>>64065610
>yfw his career is over in 6 days
>>64065921
Don't post pedos
How are you guys containing your excitement for the fights? Personally, I've been taking long walks when my heart rate goes up and I've been sipping on a lot of water, even though it makes me have to pee more frequently
>>64065956
weirdo
>>64066004
By trying to spend as much time asleep as possible and going to the gym to burn off energy
>>64065930
>Potato's thinking McGregor will win
kek
I think I'm going to buy the ppv this Saturday. Haven't bought a PPV since GSP-Shields. Zuffa is going to be out in full force shutting down streams
>>64066173
it was easy getting a stream at 189
>>64066173
Hooters Manager "No one comes any more for UFC, I doubt 194 will be any different"
Thats what I heard today from a bartender at Hooters in Toronto. I remember when I would go there and POUND BEER AFTER BEER watching the likes of GSP and Brock. The crown was PULSATING... not any longer... My question to You.. When i go this weekend to hooters.. will it be packed for UFC 194 or will it be a "limp cock"?
>>64066200
some swedish anon here streamed it on some obscure website after a bunch of the streams died.
>>64066173
They'll be plenty of streams. Only buy the ppv if you want to support the company, because they did a great job putting this card together.
>>64066150
>buttertooths hopping on the aldo mudwagon
top kek
>Conor McGregor is going to knock out Jose Aldo.
>>64066255
>Jamal acting like he was always a fan of McGregor
>that glorious feel when you could literally heem anyone in /heem/
I'm excited bros. what foods are you guys having on the night of?
>>64066207
>The crown was PULSATING
Wat?
>>64066255
>Collegeshooters thinking that they're Irish heritage is relevant
>>64066285
I could probably sub everybody on /heem/
>>64066296
>Collegeshooters
>>64066286
the irish traditional dish of nothing
>>64065127
THEY ALL CRUMBOL
>>64066286
probably a few cans of ginger ale, and water.
>>64066286
There are three nights to plan for bruv, four if you count TUF
Probably Chinese
>>64066286
cranberries, nuts and sparkling water.
Gotta stay healthy considering that I do shadowboxing in front of the fights
>>64066296
what is your heritage? lol surely u can't be purely british unless you're family has been inbreeding all these years. i've actually got MANY roots but i've got scottish for sure. maybe that's why you guys cant grow yur teeth straight... too much inbreeding man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8cXwwCnoyU
>mma jew hour
why do i get the feeling Northkek is just some juiced up faggot
>>64066363
Tuned in.
>>64066349
>lol surely u can't be purely british unless you're family has been inbreeding
American education.
>>64066375
Because that's what he is
>>64066375
yes
>>64066286
Kebab pizza, wasabi peanuts and probably a 6-pack of Carlsberg
>>64066285
There`s not a man alive that can heem me
>>64066395
>6-pack of Carlsberg
Proper pukka bruv
>>64066286
water. i can't believe people get drunk to enjoy watching fights.
Who the fuck is this fatfuck?
>>64066438
Probably Sean Sheehan ya dumb yank
>>64066438
i could heem him
Why is he so dreamy /heem/?
If I give you $10,000 to put on 1 fighter who do you put it on?
>>64066363
is that what the average irishman looks like?
>>64066467
Sage to be or not to be quite honest cousin
>>64066467
Cody.
Go Big or go Home
>>64066489
You're not a man if you're under 6 feet tall
>>64066466
Because it's edited.
>>64066467
Miller or Rose. Odds aren't terrible for those two and they both have a solid chance of winning.
Guess whose birthday is today.
>protip: they fight in the UFC
>>64066662
OK, so not Rousey, Jones or CM Punk then.
>>64065681
Have you SEEN Paige Van Zant? She looks like a fitness model instead of a fighter
>>64066662
Cody Fishter
Can someone post the Paige VanChimp picture?
>>64066731
Does she? Isnt she way too wo-manlet for that?
I wish nothing but the worst for MMA hour guests who don't have a crisp skype connection and have shitty background noise like crying kids
any christmas ideas for a mom? please heem im terrible at shopping
>>64066882
used luke rockhold shorts
Does the UFC accept fighters with one eye?
>>64066882
Buy your son a ufc hotdog brander
>>64066882
An UFC dildo
>>64066882
birth control pills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdWxqXZ5m9E
>>64066882
probably get some cheap used Ronda Reebok gear
i repeat. Is Aldo on American soil yet??
>>64066852
I with you on that homie. Ever notice they'll be with some third worlder and his skype is crisp and HD and then they go to Chad Mendes at Team Alpha Male and he was a 14.4 kps toaster connection.
>>64066882
ronda rousey's book
>>64066948
USADA pls go
We're onto your bloodletting shenanigans
>>64066948
Let me call my uncle, he works for the UFC
post yfw the 194 main event gets cancelled
What is the most meme gym? and why is it SBG?
Everyone in the ufc that has a six pack is on steroids.
Prove me wrong whitebelts
>>64066989
it will be canceled because Yoel heems Conor hard behind the scene at the weight in for his comment on Jesus.
>>64066985
Uncle Dana??
>>64066799
>le ebin shithole in the background xD
>>64066413
What the fuck did you just fucking say you bong?
>>64067052
More like McGregor vs Hues
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
"Weather is treacherous, people are swimming the sea"
top bantz John.
>>64067159
194 is coming up. not yet
Where is everyone?
>>64067176
http://www.irishtimes.com/young-men-dive-into-raging-sea-in-galway-during-storm-desmond-1.2456061
>>64067279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzx3MeYonT8
He was referencing this m8
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>>64064678
>I imagine it's an unspoken gentlemans agreement.
good one
>>64067329
he's stiff and slow
>Ronda Rousey: "It might be three to six months before I can eat an apple, let alone take an impact."
KEK
Ronda Rousey: "It might be three to six months before I can eat an apple, let alone take an impact."
KEK
>>64067318
I know la was just linking the swimming in the sea bit
Who else can't wait for the Press conference on Wednesday with Aldo, McGregor, Edgar and Mendes who will all be in snappy moods due to weight cutting.
why do athletes care about shoes?
>>64067381
>>64067356
sauce?
>>64067329
>yfw mcgoober has a longer reach than cowboy
>>64067356 (you)
>>64067381 (you)
>you
>>64064735
look at his calves!
so far from natural he might be an alien
>>64067382
ah gotcha bruv
>tfw it's ALL ABOUT THE RAIN
Uncle Dana is getting me an awesome card for my birthday on Saturday. What is he getting you guys?
http://www.people.com/article/ronda-rousey-holly-holm-fight-sad-defeat
Aldo is going to be on US soil anytime now right guys?
>>64067515
>yfw the plane crashes with NO SURVIVORS and McGregor fights Bane to seek revenge for CIA
>>64066467
Danny Roberts because RULE BRITANNIA!
>>64067515
jesus christ shut up already
>>64064735
NICE ANKLES AND WRISTS GOOF
what movie should i watch
>>64067590
>watching fake programs
Ariel not on form today
Brenneman cut his hair while he was still in the UFC, fucking pay attention Smellwani. Also didn't know Amirkhani had a fight booked in London
PAY ATTENTION
>>64067645
he better get his shit together it's gonna be a long week
>>64067632
>>64067590
>literally man drama
>>64065152
Randleman could have been goat if he'd been with a smart team
>>64065451
>I remember her having some pretty bad acne on her face and back. can that be a side effect of some kind of steroid use?
Ask Carl Lewis.
>>64067037
>everyone in the ufc who's top 10 in their weight class is on steroids
ftfy
>>64065716
First snore, then hide like GW Bush and Honda Lousey.
i got banned for discussing ass vs tits on heem
wow, what has sp come to
so how mad will heem be after conor ko's jose with a devastating left
just deal with it heem, he will win, aldo cannot match his power
>>64065793
Their parents must be so proud.
Grown women making their living doing this.
>>64065817
>eskimo
kek are you like 90 years old?
>>64065905
were there any survivors?
>>64066004
By being an adult, rather than a tween. It works. Try it.
>>64066207
not many people want to see tiny men fight.
The GSP/Brock era was the opposite of the Conor/Women's "fighting" era.
>>64067921
>he feels the need to respond to all these posts
>not one decent response
adan please get perma heemed
>yfw Jon Jones misses weight and beats Daniel Cormier in a non title fight
Tyson Fury when???
>tfw don't know whether to train or buy bread
>>64067879
it's a pretty good gig though.
>>64067946
knew you'd respond
>yfw this comes on Saturday night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>>64068053
is Rockhold gonna come out to Karate Kid again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge1k9w2kcUc
>>64068089
>i'm the most technical in the division
do you agree with that?
Does anyone have a better chin than Big Country?
here we go lads, Ariel about to get RRRRRRRRRRRREKT
>>64068158
McGregor
>>64068158
ROWDY RONDA ROUSEY! SHE HAS A ONCE EVER CHIN!
I AM TYSON FURY
>>64068089
SHE PUSHES A TREMENDOUS PACE
>talking about gays
Boring
fury is based
Love Fury, his religious spiel is retarded though
>>64068089
Do you think Paige blinks this much when she's getting touchy fili'd by andre?
wat why is he talking about gays
Fury has more natural charisma than McGregor
I JUST WANT TO BANG BRO
Fury vs Kimbo when?
>>64068330
Like a foot and a half more charisma
>>64067993
If that happens, then he really needed dat coco to perform
>>64068311
he's up for SPOTY award here (meaningless shit that liberals think is the be all and end all of sporting achievement just because it's done by the BBC)
apparently his views on gays has something to do with a sports award so the left are trying to get him removed as a nominee
>>64066912
Nah, they will stop a fight if a fighter cant see out of one eye
>>64064927
running it with python3 now
$ python3 ufc.py m3u8 http://www.ufc.tv/video/henderson-vs-masvidal
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "ufc.py", line 12, in <module>
from requests import session
ImportError: No module named 'requests'
>Tyson Fury talking about mma being boring
>>64068330
>tfw the hw champion of boxing and fw champion of MMA will both be irishmen
>>64068151
fuck no
CONOR BTFO
McGregor BTFO
Fury would KO McGregor
CHAT
KANA
MAGREGA
>>64068330
Do Irish people from Ireland consider 'travelers' from England to be real Irish?
there's something so charming about sage. He's so hyper and autistic and just loves to fight. It's like he drinks nothing but coffee and thinks about fighting all day long.
>>64068151
>technical
yeah she alright. flying armbar
>>64068424
Knackers are scum and not human
>>64068089
>LITERALLY THE BEST TWO STRIKERS IN THE WORLD TODAY
>>64068424
when they win they do, when they lose they don't. A bit like the British with Murray.
>>64068442
so they are considered irish, neat.
>>64068424
they're irish, but not human
lol clinchko btfo
LEWIS BTFO
I will decapitate Chad Mini Mendes
J E S U S
E
S
U
S
atheists blown the fuck out
Ok guys I cleared my scedule. I am ready for the biggest fight event of the UFCs history.
>mini mendes
Will he commit suicide when he loses on Friday?
Have you ever been punched /heem/
Jeff Wagenheim must not be a fan of Tyson Fury
>>64068588
No my movement is too good and I delete the opponents chin before than can even touch me
>mfw I'm literally fighting the same day as 194
Tiny local thing but still. Will they be with me in spirit?
>>64068607
Sounds like something McGregor would say.
>>64068676
pull out like Aldo will
>>64068676
Will there be a stream senpai?
>>64068676
convert to christianity
>>64068698
So I can thank cheesis when I heem every there? I just might tbqh
>>64068718
I don't think so anon, I have a guaranteed reverse choke slam that would probably kill you before you got back up again.
Check mate.
We will have the small cage for Thursday and Friday, hopefully more heems and memes
>>64068744
Really?
>>64068736
If I had to go, I choose to go by spinning shit
>tfw your pet had to be permaHEEMed
Why, bros?
>>64068752
>>64068795
Noice
>>64068780
feel for you ameribro, what pet did you have?
i want to get a pug and make it watch fights with me
>>64068780
sorry pham, know that feel
>>64068813
A Sun Conure.
It's gonna be weird coming home from finals and not being heralded by her screaming that would make Rogaine blush.
But hey, at leadt 194's gonna happen without a hitch, r-right?
>winners on the left
>>64068895
S T A C K E D
T
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K
E
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>>64068895
Agreed
>>64068884
i can scream at you through heemspeak if that makes you feel any better
>>64068813
I grew up with a Pug, dogs have awesome personalities but it makes losing them that much more difficult. Mine died in my arms, it was fucking rough, lad.
>>64068884
The final sacrifice
>>64068895
>edgar
>>64068895
Is Frankie Edgar fighting his evil twin?
>>64068895
>Tfw based Weidman doesn't have Cauliflower ears
What so your friends get your for your birthday?
http://youtu.be/lIoV4tw3LUY
>>64069014
/heem/ are my only friends honestly.
>>64068931
how long can i leave the pug alone for? would it be alright chilling alone for a couple of hours a day whilst im at uni?
>>64067356
>>64067381
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/7/9865998/ufc-ronda-rousey-is-really-f-ing-sad-may-not-be-able-to-eat-an-apple-six-months-mma
Travis Brown is the actual victim here.
>>64069083
yea, breakfast, lunch, dinner and night is the deal, you can leave for a while but dog will be sad
>>64069083
If you enjoy having it piss everywhere and chew on everything that shouldn't be a problem.
>>64069083
You really want an overgrown, inbred rat that has trouble breathing?
I guess we have Britain to thank for all inbred dog breeds desu
"WOOOOOOOOW a whole collection of cool coins" - Sage Northcutt, 2015
>>64069083
Yeah, it'll be fine, it'll just miss you and piss/shit inside until it's properly trained. Pugs are notorious overeaters though so be careful about much you feed them. They will literally go complete apeshit over human food every single time you eat around them.
>>64069209
we need to mail him a gift
>>64069238
get some people on /fit/ to send him some pics like Hunto is getting
>>64069117
>I can't eat an Apple let alone take impact
>Has an immediate rematch booked
Is Dana bullshitting here or is Ronda
paige is in way over her head with rose. poor girl is gonna get obliterated.
>>64068795
>mfw pic related
>>64069209
hilarious and adorable
if kailin curran was a better fighter and champion, she would be a massive star. she's so fucking hot.
Who Miesha here?
>>64069014
Nothing special. I still showed more excitement than Gunni.
Can you call yourself a fight fan if you haven't watched Zahabi's pre-fight analysis for Aldo vs. McGoober? Of course not ya fuckin goof!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUlQ7qS5ClU
>>64069385
rose is 3-2 senpai
>>64069495
Was he a UFC fighter?
>>64069532
yes
>>64069451
tate is such a cunt. her face looks like the doctor punched her in the nose as soon as she emerged from the womb too, to be honest.
>>64069517
so? Rose is a much better fighter than paige, regardless of what the record says.
>>64069673
how long until rogaine calls that elite head movement
>>64069673
is that Paige in the green? When shes moving around she looks like shes having a seizure
>>64069720
Depends if she wins this weekend or not lad
Paige Vanzant, Megan Olivi, Rose Namajunas, Miesha Tate. Who deserves this?
>>64068930
Nah, it's good.
>>64064750
Oblique kicks fuck your shit up though, they're the entire reason Jones is as dominate as he is. He's got no jab so instead he kicks in their knees fucking their ligaments as they come in.
>>64069765
yes
>>64069789
Eyepokes for days too bro, don't forget about that
Don't need a jab when you treat everybody's ocular cavities like I treat your mum's vagina
who /NiceNFlowy/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8aCuPWD6Lk
>>64069947
ok call me ignorant but what the fuck is going on here?
Man I hope Holloway heems that wrestlefucker Stephens the fuck out
souwer says aldo is retiring after this fight lads, this is the last time we're going to see aldo in the octagon.
>>64069988
but stephens isn't a wrestlefucker at all anon
>>64069981
Muewment
>>64069981
ignorant
>>64069999
>souwer
Why should I even ironically care about what he thinks?
>>64069947
>mfw Conor tries this meme shit against Aldo and get killed by a knee to the face
Where did the Irish guy from before 189 go?
The one who posted ALDO? in every thread with DR DANA IM IRA as his filename
>>64064740
Why not just wait for Jacare to end that guys reign?
>>64069999
good
>>64070030
you mean unironically? because he's aldo's training partner
>>64070079
>yfw you remember that McGregor got taken down by Dennis "The Gatekeeper" Siver
post yfw aldo grapple fucks connor for 5 rounds while casual fans boo and wait for someone to start doing karate
>>64069988
>>64070025
I am really interested in seeing that fight actually. Jeremy is a good test for Max. Tough guy, good wrestler,experienced. I am a max fan I was rooting for him ever since his debut.
>>64070100
No, as in I couldn't even be asked to ironically care about what he has to say. Though I suppose with the increased testing and IV ban in effect Aldo may have good reason to wall away. What more does he have left to accomplish?
>>64070113
>yfw aldo does this wins 4 rounds and gets knocked out in the last 10 seconds of the 5th
>>64070113
It'll also be glorious hearing McGregor post fight
>dis iznt reel fightin
>in a foight to da deth takedowns mean nuthin
>>64070113
>implying I wouldnt love that.
Conners ground game exposed.
>>64068676
Oh yes, it's the night of the heemening. The atmosphere in cages, grappling mats and boxing rings all around the world will be electric, charged with the testosterone from the cum filled balls of some of the biggest personalities and greatest fighters in MMA today. The culmination of a three day long combat sports orgasm will occur, and all will be left in reverence. December 12, 2015 is a day like no other. I'd trade a couple years of my life to have a fight this Saturday, to tap into the collective warrior spirit that'll be at it's brightest it's been in decades. You're a lucky man.
>>64070113
+1
>>64068676
what are you fighting swede, intolerance?
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>>64070110
how did siver do in that fight?
>yfw aldo put on his back + losing round 5 vs heematomanick
>>64070141
I'm pulling for Aldo but my god would that be incredible...
>>64070113
>>64070147
mfw i lost my face
>>64070187
It was super impressive the way Conner picked apart such a great striker in Siver. Conner demolished him.
>>64070214
Yeah Siver is so great
>>64068725
I dont know why he would tarnish his legacy like this
>>64070187
>grasping at straws
Guess I have to spell it out for you. Sister's background is in kickboxing, meaning his wrestling, takedowns, and top game are not very high level. Considering that even without a robust skillset he was able to take Conor down doesn't bode very well for him
>>64070113
Aldo outgrapples him for 4.90 rounds with no intention of submitting or GNP, just make him look bad, then with 10 seconds left flicks a jab and KOs McGoober
>>64070226
His legacy was set in stone the night he beat Cro Cop. This is just icing on the cake. Don't you want to see Fedor fight?
>>64070226
i can think of a couple million reasons
>>64070252
>filename
>>64069394
more heems more memes
>>64070251
who's sister....? next time you 'spell something out' to somebody don't expose yourself as a blabbing idiot
>>64069765
none, he's a cocoa shunter
>>64070259
all dat booze isnt free
http://www.cagepotato.com/awesome-story-of-the-day-james-the-colossus-thompson-recalls-getting-drunk-with-fedor/
never done mma or any ground fightan before just beginners karate. my gf who weighs like 20 pounds less than me bet that she could escape her on the ground when i'm in mount position. she's pretty strong but boy that look on her face when she gave up after then minutes was priceless
>>64070354
nice blog
>>64070306
Now who's grasping at straws? It's called autocorrect, and it means I don't really care enough about responding to you to make my post perfect. Instead try responding constructively based on the information I provided
>>64070354
>then minutes
>>64070354
what a riveting story, wew
>>64070354
>gf weighs 9kg less than you
skeleton detected
>>64070354
le better luv storee den twilight :'^)
>>64070354
>gf weights 20 pounds less than me
Either spooky skeleton German or fat gf
>>64069451
here lad
>>64070476
if she was fat she wouldve bounced him off the mount
So I just found out this exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmD_8wFFTUU
>>64069451
>>64070486
Right here.
>>64070476
i saw some pretty husky german women in hamburg. also german people are really nice even if you kann nicht gut deutsche sprechen
>>64070516
People who don''t enjoy Pat Barry both in and outside the octagon are keks
>tfw 3 days of awesome fights
>tfw breaking out the secret stash of Pliny the Elder
>tfw 2 oz of best weed I have ever smoked arriving Wednesday
>tfw $1100 Bovada payout arriving this week
>tfw payday on Friday
>tfw my cousin and I are going to heem an Albanian and get money we are owed
>tfw mad gains at the gym
>tfw PAWG gf on the pill and been nutting inside raw every single day
>tfw test is through the roof
The stars are aligned for me lads, this is the best week I think I've had in all of 2015
>>64065152
Randleman was a beast, too bad his fight iq was shit
>>64070543
Yeah they are actually too nice. And it looks like that is going to be their undoing.
>>64070589
PAWG gf best gf. they should make crotchless spanx tho
>>64070589
>tfw things go sideways with the Albanian and you miss the fights
I used to hate Sage but after watching the embedded stuff hes adorable.
>>64070700
I enjoyed the juxtaposition of Sage up early doing radio interviews and Cody eating oatmeal alone in the dark.
>>64070739
I feel bad for Cody honestly. He sounds depressed.
>>64070700
He seems like someone who would kill for Charles Manson
>ISIS blows up the MGM Grand during the prelims
>>64070761
nah, that's what EFN is for
>>64070761
no worries, Stann and Kennedy will be in the building.
>yfw Cody heems himself permanently after he loses to Sage
Cody looks like he takes depression seriously.
>>64070890
At least he has a job and a girlfriend. More than what people around these parts have
>>64070908
He wont have a come after Thursday lel
>>64070759
he looks like he has down syndrome, his head is too big for his body
>>64070908
>being a wagekek
>having a gf that doesn't even love you
it was quite obvious that she's one of those Tinder hoes m8
sage is so adorably whitebread
>>64070908
>mfw I make more money, have a hotter gf and dont get brain damage
I GOT THE NEXT ONE BOYS
Cody reminds me of that donkey from winnie pooh
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAUDIA
NEW THREAD
>>64070948
>>64070948
>>64070948
>>64070110
what the fuck is Siver the gatekeeper of? being ranked?
>>64070940
>>64070959
too late ya goofs
>>64070946
>>64070946
>>64070946
>>64070946
>>64070978
fuck you wiedmann fag
>>64070908
>Implying she won't leave him for Sage
>>64070978
>>64070959
>>64070957
you shitters.
>>64071000
I even called it.
>>64070999
>>64071000
Anyone else tripping out over these post times?
>>64071027
Nah I've seen that happen a decent amount of times before
>>64070589
Please tell me it's this Albanian...
Grats on the great week bro.
>>64070110
Siver never took him down. It doesn't count if they just bounce back up a second later. Check the stats.
>>64071151
champione...
How many bings until Conor KOs Aldo?
>>64065073
>>64065045
>wearing a rosary as a necklace
Filthy fucking brazil monkeys
>>64075087
That's not a brazilian thing, is a catholic thing.
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