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/heem/: The Countdown Begins Edition


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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2nd - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
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First for the potatoes getting exposed
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>>64060356
1st for Queen of Heem
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>>64060387
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Look into my eyes little man
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DEY DON'T ____ LOIK I ____
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>>64047359
>>64047427
>>64047552
>first time I heard of it
>Look it up
>MMA Drama
>Frank Grillo
>looks bretty gud
Is it really shit guys?

>>64047808
Gym Bullies are the absolute worst.

>>64050441
Nope thats me.

>>64056926
>Natural meat
>disgusting
go eat some more hamburgers fat ass

>>64058069
This triggers me so much. I wish wrestlers just focused on jiu jitsu more. Not even subs just to advance and hold better positions.
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Guys this is happening in my town and everyone is like hell yeah I'm gonna go.... I'm just like who gives a shit? he's shit lol.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/other-sports/74785524/ufc-star-james-te-huna-to-visit-invercargill
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HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH

HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH
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>>64060356
>being the OP
>not posting the embeddeds

just heem yourself lad

EP 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4
EP 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yvvNTPBaKU
EP 3 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJwY_MnRyk
EP 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY2jIlzRUfE
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first REAL post for /kissedbyarose/
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Lads I literally just woke up thinking it was December 12
Was all hyped and shit then reality hit me, pretty gutted desu
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>Mfw in a week UFC 194 will already be over

Time to get hype for UFC 200 afterwards I guess...We might never see a card this stacked again ever.
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>>64060473
im going to bed right now im hype to wake up and be closer to dec 12thst
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>>64060501
>UFC 200: McGregor vs St.Pierre
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>>64060469
this is exactly why I'm glad she got her shit literally kicked in
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>>64060555
>trips speak truth
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Guys Sara McMann is really cute.
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>>64060555

UFC 200: Jones vs McGregor
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>>64060501
>being sad before it even happens

Heem yourself my kek
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>>64060589

>here it comes
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>>64060473
why would we skip over cards. by friday shit will be going so fast.. we have last tuf episode, FP car, finale, 194. that' alot of drama, one good heem will make time fly as you rant on. Imagine the trash talk at the tuf finale between tam and connor. imagine the main/comain winner's interview f they wint he fightpass card, should be hillarious either way

You could find and watch 1 fight for every fighter fighting on these 3 cards, should eat up at least 1 whole day
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>>64060501
After this weekend we'll get hype for RDA vs Cerrone 2. That's a good fight in and of itself, plus the card has JDS vs Overeem on it. After that we've got a few weeks break but then Blood King Lawler vs Condit is on in early January, then Dillashaw vs Cruz after that. We've got plenty to look forward to m8
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>>64060589
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>>64060590
Do they have child sized caskets for men that small?

/i hope a curent champ or a champ from this month will fight again before july, could be a massive dry spell if they all are awaiting 200.
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>>64060501
just a few more days until McGoat loses and Ireland heems himself

its gonna be great
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>>64060623

Corner men for women fighters are so touchy and pervy. It must be a dream job for them.
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>>64060661
feels like any day now we're gonna see a corner man jerk off over his wmma fighter to spray cooling liquids upon her face and chest
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>not joining the team
>2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f94KqUORcvU
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>>64060590
normies think mcgregor could beat rockhold in a fight
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>putting TheChris in charge of losing
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>>64060399
>cat will never sit on your face
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>>64060721

RDA would wipe the fucking floor with McGregor fyi to be perfectly honest family.
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>>64060661

No he fucking wasn't. He was a teammate helping her fix her fucking fight kit when she hadn't noticed. I've had female teammates do the same to me when my shorts were pulled down after a BJJ tournament match and I've done the same for them. If someones gear is fucked up and they're minds in the match you just fix it for them. Nothing pervy about it at all you non-training autist.
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>>64060695
<yyeeeeessss???!!!
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>>64060755

What did you just say to me? Come say that to me in my gym and I'll embarrass you in front of everyone you little twerp.
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>>64060772

I'll have you know I have over 300 confirmed heems
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>>64060432
>Is it really shit guys?

I enjoy it.
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>Tfw had a nightmare that I was browsing Chris' Sherdog and it read 13-1

Woke up shaking.
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>>64060772
*flicks jab* *loads up an overhand right*
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>>64060766
shit.
>Yeeessss?
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>>64060792
(can't wake up)
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List of fighters/fights forgotten due to the ABSOLUTE epicness if this fight week.

ufc fight night
>Johnny eduardo vs aljamain sterlin
>Jim miller vs michael chiesa
>tim means vs john howard

TUF
>mendes vs edgar
>barboza vs ferguson
>Joe mother fucking Lauzon

ufc194
>Holloway vs Stephens
>Maia vs Nelson
>Faber
>Makdessi vs Medeiros

Hold me /sp/ I've never been this hyped about anything...I don't know if i can wait much longer.
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>>64060852
best thing, is usually some undercard fight steals the show
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>>64060852
Oh shi nigga, there's a fucking Russian on the card to...jesus fucking christ.
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>>64060852
gonna be pretty cool to see all the Irish fans cheering for our bro Faber
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>>64060870
I bet Johnny eduardo vs aljamain sterlin steals it...I really might be more excited for that fight than any other. HUGE fan of eduardo.
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>>64060567
Who, betch?
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>>64060755
>>64060772
>>64060782
>>64060800
I would eliminate you all in 35 seconds flat.
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>>64060876
The Irish like Faber now?
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>>64060713
Mcgregor looks only slightly smaller....
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>>64060909
yes because up is now down and left is right...
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>>64060887
yeah was my idea, edwardo, jim miller and holloway for showsteallers.

wonder if raging al will be on embedded. with chris and sterling fighting
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>>64060909
He's a nice honest chap and well able to banter
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>>64060996

He's a 43 year old skater bro.
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Do you guys realize how cheap it is to hire shitposters?

You can have an Indian or Phillipino person shitposting for you 12 hours a day for like $2 an hour, seriously.

I just want you guys to realize that this is reality. I'm not >implying anything.
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>>64060990
I think miller subs chiesa, holloway works stephens...honestly how does sterlin do against eduardo? I don't know much about sterlin, but if Eduardo keeps it standing I think he wrecks him.
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>>64061019

Define shitpost, fellow heemer.
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>>64060501
I was getting kind of bummed today. Aldo is probably going to win, the McGoober will probably get ridiculed very hard.

I'd miss him
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>>64061019
It's Filipino, you mong
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>>64061069
it's flip to be entirely frank in this moment with you
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>>64060501
We never see an mma event like this (3 fucking days of fantastic fights) again, because of injuries etc etc...how we got here with no pull outs is a fucking miracle. Be happy /heem/er, and always remember it.
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>>64061064

Aldo probably won't win unless his stand up has improved or McGregor's has dropped since fighting Mendes. Conor is at another level on the feet.
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Where is predictions bro?
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>>64061085
It's not going to be the same without Michelle waterson

Never forget.
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>>64060956
Conrads torso and head are half the size of The Chris'
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Anyone know where I can see the video of Rory walking out to "Can't Touch This"?
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>>64061037
Whatever you want it to be, if you're the one writing the checks.
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>>64061106
Connor gets hit in the head a lot my friend. I don't think he will completely outclass Jose as you say
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>>64061085

I hope to god I am not busy on those days or I have to stay up or wake up at ungodly hours.
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>>64061119
You know, based on how pwned Tecia got on TUF, she could lose to Jocelyn.
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>>64061155
You people keep saying that yet the only visual damage he's ever took in his whole career was the gash from mendes.
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>>64061158
>not clearing your schedule for fights
>not snorting cocaine to stay up to watch the fights

Exactly how deep do your beta roots run?
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>>64061118
Check last thread
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>>64061184
Yeah but he still gets hit in the head a lot, he rolls with the punches and usually doesn't take them on the chin, but he still gets hit.
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>>64061184
So much this.

This is Joe Duffy after he beat McG in ~30 seconds.
Joe won, everyone knows that, but... his face doesn't not tell a story.
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>>64061184
brain trauma is not visible. he got hit hard by chad. i still think he handily wins the standup though. aldo is visibly physically diminished.
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>>64061184
Because mendes was a step up from his normal competition. Aldo is better on the feet in my opinion.

Who knows though

Pea Head hit Connor a lot, it's free on YouTube if you want to see
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I wish the UFC would clearly mark the time the event was starting and auto convert into my timezone.

>>64061189
dude I got social obligations...I will see if I can clear shit but I dont want to burn any bridges.
>staying up all night
Dude I nearly ruined myself staying up 40 hiours last week watching fights. I dont think I can do it for 3 days. Is it all literally back to back? I might have to get some power naps in.
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Hey guys, I've been thinking about the sponsor problem in the UFC and I've been trying to come up with a solution to this problem.

How can the fighters keep their sponsor and still be compliant with UFC rules?

Naming their fight-ending combos after their sponsors.

>Rogan: You caught him with a good couple of shots here, let's take a look at your handy work, sir.
>Anon: Yeah, I call that the ADIDAS Special: left uppercut, right hook.
>Rogan: Earlier you pulled off this slick guard pass into side mount and almost got the arm triangle locked in, walk us through it.
>Anon: This is a move I hit in practice on guys all the time, I call it the CONDOM DEPOT Special.

Pretty much anything can be labeled a sponsor name. What do you guys think? Smash or pass?
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The contrast between Sage and Pfist on Embedded is hilarious.
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>>64061219
>brain trauma is not visible
Isn't it? You never notice when someone takes a stiff shot?
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I wonder if when Conor moves up the walk though punches is still going to be as effective, because he might be able to do that for most FWs when he's still got reach, but his physical advantages would be diminished against the bigger competition and they'll hit harder.
Not saying he's going to get heemed every time or anything, just that he might not be able to disregard big punches as much.
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>>64061225
Seems like you could pass it off as 10th Planet stuff
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>>64061222
>in the U.S. its thur, fri, sat back to back to back
>considering missing literally the best event ufc will ever put on

Seriously...your betaness
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>>64061239
Not necessarily.
There are people who have no brain trauma and get hurt easy. And there are people who clearly have Brain trauma like Hendo or in Boxing James Toney and they used to take a great shot.
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>>64060876

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M1P4eSvlfQ

>tfw you'll never run the UFC and make all the calls
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>>64061254
I will catch Namajunas and the Aldo fights for sure.
The only one I will c0onsider skipping is the TUF finale because I have not seen that season yet and I might need a break.
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>>64061239
of course, what i'm saying is that even if a hard shot doesn't visibly affect you, brain trauma still occurs. i shouldve said it's not [always] visible. conor undoubtedly took incurred some in the chad fight even though he never appeared rocked.
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>>64061276
>missing mendes vs edgar
>missing barbosa vs ferguson
>missing joe lauzon

ahem, I shall still call you a beta
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>>64061276
They're all on in the middle of the day just watch them later that night if you're busy what the fuck man
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>>64061294
like I said it depends where they start so I can nap between them.
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>>64061263
to be clear, any blow to the head will cause some degree of brain trauma. it's actually repeated subconcussive blows (that generally would have zero immediate visible effect) that are the biggest cause of chronic traumatic encephalopathy.
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>>64061302
>They're all on in the middle of the day j
the way the other guys are making it seem is that I need to stay up for 3 days straight
like I said the UFC doesnt mark the time on their website.
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>>64061276
Frankie always put on a good fight. The Swanson fight was cathartic despite being repetitive. Would recommend watching since its free
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>>64061028
sterling has a winning streak at BW, him and almeida. caraway and a bunch of the top faggots are dodging him, dodson and almedia. I could see him fighting barao next
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>>64061323
got fightpass anyway I always liked frankie.
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>>64061323
loved his spinning kick to backfist perfectly back to a balanced stance. you could gif it and it'd loop perfectly
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>>64061263
Interesting point. I meant to say that one should be able to see when someone is getting hurt in a fight.

When someone takes a hard shot to the chin I guess there's brain trauma, isn't there?

Do you think that some people are less likely to get KO'd from the *exact* same shots at the exact same angles?
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>>64061324
Barao is at FW now

I watched a bit of him...I don't know how his takedowns will be against Eduardo. Looks to me LnP is his only shot if raphael didn't sub him sterlin wont and Eduardo will knock him silly on the feet.
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>>64061276
>missing any fight
come on, fight fan, get with the program!
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>>64061346
Yeah people with big dense heads require more force to move IF they don't have pre existing issues

Getting hit in the head is bad that's why everyone at AKA is going down the pooper
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>>64061346
people can't be hit at the exact same angle because they dont have identical heads with identical bone structures. the way the punch lands will always be different in some way minute way. but to your point yes some people are just more or less resistant to being knocked out.
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I regularly get 100+ upvotes for taking jokes on /heem/ and posting them on r/mma.
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>>64061400
Pretty cool!

Brehs for only $200/month I can roll around with DC, Cain, Rockhard, and Khabib

How cool would it be to "accidentally" injure them? Khabib and Cain specifically
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>Jack Slack, Luke Thomspson SBN, Robin Black, Firas Zahabi and all the other great MMA analysts are picking Conor McGregor
>the Las Vegas oddsmakers concur
>but no, Jose Aldo is going to win because some mouthbreathers on 4chins don't like the way Conor McGregor acts at press conferences
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>>64061475
That settles it! No need to fight
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>>64061475
who did paige pick
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>>64061475
I actually think Conner is hilarious. I Just think Aldo is more well rounded.
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>>64061475
>Firas Zahabi picking Conor
That never happened, stop the wishful thinking
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this is it, we're monday. The final week.

#pumped
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>>64061504
>has never submitted anyone
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I think I want to kill myself lads. What the fuck do I do?
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>>64061535
This means that there's no chance for injury barring freak accidents at this point, they stop hardcore fight training camp a week out IIRC
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>>64061548
Look at pictures of Sage
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>>64056880
Looks fucking delicious, especially with seasoning. Too bad the the only things we have to hunt down under are the things that hunt us.
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>>64061548
Best chance is buckshot in your mouth. Most people flinch at the last moment, so it needs to be in your mouth so you can't vagina out.
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>>64061507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUlQ7qS5ClU

It's quite clear he's favoring Conor and thinks the only way Jose wins is if the legendary WEC beast reappears
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>>64061548

Pay whores on Chaturbate to do what you want pham.

>Tate, therefore this comment is MMA related
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>>64061548
You stop blogposting on /heem/
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>>64061548
you a NEET? If so, don't be that. Problem solved.
NEET life = depressing, lonely and ambition killing.
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>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/6/9855720/pfister-on-northcutt-im-sure-hes-juicing

Should Cody fight fire with fire?
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>>64061548
Why do you want to?
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>>64061548
wait til Sunday m8
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>>64061560
Not at AKA I bet you DC and Cain are on top of Rockhard hitting him with a tire iron

Like, grow up, gawd
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It's fight week lads
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>>64061580

is-natty.png
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>tfw cheeky fight week injury incoming
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>>64061603

Literally no one liked Vanilla Ice after about 2 months.

Source: Am really old guy.
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Vanilla Ice mod? The fuck?
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>>64061633
Nope doesn't happen fight week, weeks out.

>no stupid sauna incidents
>no struve heart type issues

We are clear
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>>64061652

Not the newbies. I browse the last page looking for cute new girls and make them my bitch for a bit.
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>>64061664
Did you notice the poster in the background?
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>>64061652
my dad just saw me looking at this

thanks asshole
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>>64061668

Not until you pointed it out
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>>64061676
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>>64060721
he would
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what'd I miss that just got deleted
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>>64061548
don't do it bro. you'll make your mum cry.
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best part about MMA is watching faggots you dont keep their hands up get heemed. Shit technicians go home
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>>64060433
I'm sorry that you live in Invercargill
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watching the pride 2003 elimination, god tier card desu, true champions unlike today.
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>>64061700
so gentle
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>>64061700
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/
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>>64061271
>faber mad as fuck

kek
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What's the gayest thing you'd do with Rockhold?
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>>64061839
vibrate my tongue on his prostate
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>>64061271
Kek at Faber get mad at 0:26. Conor broke him already.
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>>64061839
Touch his balls
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>>64061475
>Robin Black

Sauce?
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>>64061869
You're gonna have to log some hard minutes in the Google, matey...
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>>64061475
The fucking experts also thought the Pats would win today and they fucked up. Those same faggots thought Ronda would win too.
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Is pride 2003 elimination the best mma card in history? it's got all the best fighters as well as young dana commentating the chuck lidell vs overeem fight (ufc vs pride). Dana has a 50k bet on chuck and isn't rich yet.
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>>64061879
Robin picked Holly.
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Speaking of Robin Black, he did an interview with Weidman over lunch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f94KqUORcvU
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>>64061869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEirDh8T2k8
@9:42
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>>64061910
Not to mention the fact that it was the most casual of the casuals who thought Ronda would beat Holly in 10 seconds.
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>tfw you suspect Robin Black posts in /heem/
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>>64061951
yeh but Aldo hasn't got the holes in his game that Conor can exploit. Not like Ronda and Holly. So the fight isn't clear cut
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>>64061968
He already posts on reddit, he might well be here
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>>64061968
He came up in conversation, because someone (me) mentioned mma analysts, and how some are usually wrong.
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>>64061951
It's easy to spout this shit after the fact

If Holly slipped and got subbed you'd call her a can. Fuck off captain hindsight


That being said Rockhold has zero chance.
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>>64061982
It was easy to spout it before the fact.
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>>64061990
How much did you win
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>>64061995
More than you lost.
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You guys are really overrating these analysts.
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you now remember parlaykek
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>>64062004
Proof
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I want Aldo to sub McGoober and then retire in his post fight speech, telling Dana and Reebok to go fuck themselves.

>>64061982
Anyone FightFan who watched the Betch fight knew that Ronda's striking was shit, even though she got the ko.
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Best UFC walkouts?
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>>64062020
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PfsyLLeULkY
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>>64062020
https://www.instagram.com/p/--1JTkELzL/
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>>64062005
>tfw used to watch the fight network now probably won't anymore because Ramdeen and Black are in the UFCs pockets
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>>64062015
Listen. I can bet a Million Dollars on McGoofballs. It won't make him win, but he will.

I can bet my vagina on Rose and it won't matter one bit, but she will also win.

All this "ZOMG DID YOU BET ALL YOUR MONEYS ON THE MAN WHO YOU THOUGHT WOULD WIN" nonsense is just that.
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>>64062016
I don't think everyone knew she wouldn't be able to take her down at all, Obamas dad.
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Did you think you'd ever be this hyped up for a featherweight fight before McGregor came along?
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>>64062032
Then why brag anonymously you fucking pea head
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>>64062055
Where did I do that
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>>64062060
Bitch please
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>>64062051
Aldo vs Edgar got me really hyped.

That was a superfight imo
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>>64062026
badass

>>64062028
wat
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>>64062032
>my vagina

At least you acknowledge that you're a pussy. Shut the fuck up or I will legitimately delete your chin.
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>>64062043
Correct.
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>>64062082
>>64062067
This is the post that caused the controversy >>64061951
On fight day, most people here thought Holly stood a chance. Maybe you two fags were busy posting on facebook.
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I really think Aldo wins.

If Conor loses, he will move up to 155, beat a guy like Eddie Alvarez or Nate Diaz and magically he's just as big as ever before while shit talking another Brazilian champ who was never a draw.

It's win/win for the UFC. Dana won't be too bummed.
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>>64062032
>I won more money than you lost
>bragging about betting is stupid

100% certified woman wrote this
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>>64062094
You still going on faggot? I suggest you honestly shut your shit talker before I delete it permanently.
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>>64062020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIX4ZiKJw6U

Literally any of these
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>>64062094
Come close so I can smell your pussy, NostraDumbass
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>>64062096
>>64062105
>>64062103
here's your (you)
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>>64062094
>most people here thought Holly stood a chance

Really? Because I seem to remember you all insisting she was a can.
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>>64061839
let him hug me, maybe,..
>>64062102
who has signed the most posters?? murr maybe?
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>>64062109
você vai morrer homenzinho
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>>64062102
Just realized I haven't seen Miller and Chiesa in the Embedded ONCE.
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>people don't realize Conor is the odds favorite because the oddsmakers know all the casuals are going to dump money on Conor
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>>64062133
Weird complaint
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>>64062143
Aren't the odds based on the bets?
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>>64062148
How? They're the co-main event.
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>>64062148
Miller is actually pretty cool. He's like Cerrone except not a fake tryhard wannabe redneck but an actual redneck who does lots of DIY and outdoors stuff while not acting XGAMES XTREME about it.
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Is Cowboy still the same guy that got lit up by Nate Diaz? Or has he improved?
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>>64062173
No one from New Jersey is cool. I'm from Endicott
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>>64061869
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>>64062207
Obviously pandering

>cheers

Fuck outta here
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fuck cody pfister
>russian rapist face
>has cats
i don't think i need more to dislike him, what a cunt
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>>64062207
Who cares who this guy picked. Even the best handicappers in sports are wrong a lot. Wanna know who else picked Holm to win? My kid brother who didn't even know who Holly was before the Ronda fight.
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>>64062221
PUNCH A HORSE, SHITBREATH

-Cody
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>>64062212
It's ok, you only have to hang around here for a few more weeks.
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Welp, I just tried to post a WebM from Aldo/Mendes but I can't post it because I get an error saying that the webm is subject to a copyright claim and I should refrain from posting it.
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>>64062231
Are you the same guy who wrote cringe about winning Internet arguments a week ago?
>>
Cody Pfister.
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>>64062230
fuck you cody , i hope sage heem's you and does a meme flip again
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>>64062245
Go put on all black and walk a dog fgt
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>>64062245
Nah, I got this. Pretty confident too.
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>>64062252
>training for THE SAGE at a Zumba/Yoga facility
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Miesha's actually getting more attractive with age.
>>
My grandma says Conor will win by 4th round TKO after trailing 29-28. She's never wrong.
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>>64062263
That's what $8k a fight gets you. Hopefully beating Sage will get me a prelim spot on a PPV
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Bree's Stephen A. Smith is reporting that Tom Brady sent Giseles agent a text that said Aldo has more experience but will slip on spilled ice between the 4th and 5th million dollar baby style

What are you fucking casuals? I knew chuck Liddell would lose dancing with the stars I predicted the scores
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>>64062252
good luck than, do a meme backflip if you win
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>>64062221
come on, he looks like a /heem/ regular.
Support Cody, Sage is the ultimate frat bro.
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>>64062283
você vai morrer assaltante cavalo
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>>64062266
not really

but she isn't aging like milk like most women
>>
Anyone going to Vegas for the card?
>>
Who would you rather fug

Miesha or Paige?
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aldo wont make it past 4 minutes
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>>64062337
Conor McGregor got me hot for Irish kekolding. Want to fuck my girlfriend?
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>>64062286
ikr he totaly looks like he belongs here
on the other side, sage is a dude i wish i was when growing up... the marital arts competing n stuff , anyway changed my mind about cody after watching the last fight night blog... the hair coment made me kek
>>64062294
>too scared to threaten in english
lmao
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>>64062345
shes probably trash man
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>>64062332
Paige, younger tighter sliz
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I looked into Weidmans eyes, he's scared

There will be one exchange

Rockhold is going to take his head clean off
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>>64062348
Come close little man, I want to smell it
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Who /Aldo+Romero/ parlay here
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who /r̶s̶p̶c̶t̶ the toe/ here
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YOU COULD STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL
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>>64062382
Weidman can live with losing to Rockhold, Luke can't live with losing to Chris
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>>64062242
>a week ago
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>>64062366
smell my farts senpai
>>
Jon Jones admitted to smoking a lot of weed.

Does this prove that weed is harmless?

He is the GOAT
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>>64062391
can't wait for the aka feels. first dc, then cain now rockhold.

after all the trash they talk, they all cry
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>>64062413
>harmless
>literally nearly ruined his life
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>>64062408
I'm not here to take farts, I'm here to take over
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>>64062418
that whole you can't get addicted to weed. my step brother had massive problems quitting, he went through wicked withdrawl
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>>64062420
Tey don't stink like I stink
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>>64062418
>weed made him drive drunk and crash into a pregnant woman's car
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>>64062437
>wicked withdrawl
can't get phisicaly addicted from weed
mentaly sure, you can get addicted on pretty much anything
>>
>>64062446
He wasn't drunk he was smoke marihuana pea head
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>>64062452
it was physical. lo of appetite, headache etc.
>>
>>64062446
Is this supposed to sound implausible?
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>>64062461
>implying stoners are playing with a full deck

Dey tink like child tink
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>>64062418
who?
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>>64062472
George Sotiropolos you pea head
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masterful mewment here
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>>>64062476
He had a sex change?
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>>64062460
i smoked for like 4-5 years not on daily basis but pretty much every few days, never had any simptoms, the only minus thing is i started smoking cigarets cos we mix weed with tobacco here so i replaced one shit with the other
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>>64062506
yeah that's fairly casual useage

speaking of, found more shitty youtube mma stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4V_AZl-EA4

still nothing will beat the king of the streets guy.
>>
I smoked weed all the time for a while, and eventually MMA became mainstream popular and them /heem/ became /reddit/. Not even once.
>>
>i am hipster and oldfag on heem look at me guys pls
not even once
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Could you heem a monkey?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaxksMi5QbE
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Morning lads, how are we all doing?

Can I get a (you) from all the euro fight fans that will be staying up for the events?
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>>64062374
will she win?
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>>64062625
yes, and everyone in this thread.
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>>64062677
If you think someone is going to win you have to show your betting slip.
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>>64062653
(You)
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>>64062689
You need to wind your neck in my man.
>>
>>64062709
In Klopp we trust.
>>
>>64062653
(You)
>>
i just realized no one has ever walked out to Nirvana
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>>64062754
>not walking out to death grips
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>>64062754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ujfNFyetw
my most fav of course i can't be objective, this shit hypes me
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>>64062653
(Me)
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>>64062653
(You)
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>>64062479
The funniest thing about that is he will actually win. The biggest meme in featherweight history will beat the undisputed king
>>
>>64062817
>>64062800
>>64062723
>>64062689
>>64062653
such rich content in these posts
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>>64062787
I can that playing as you enter the cage and lock eyes with the horse

http://youtu.be/lYNHjmnlZbA

Personally would use this
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>>64062831
No one asked you, you weak little berk.
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>>64062827
He will KO Aldo inside 4 minutes.
>>
well lads ive just quit my job in order to watch the aldo/mcgreggor fight
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>>64062653
(you) + (me)
>>
>>64062848
real fight fan right here
>>
>>64062831
You're just jealous that you're not a euro fight fan.
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>>64062847
After the first exchange he will be done

>>64062848

Coles will miss you
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>>64062848
Couldn't you have just pulled a sickie?
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>>64062848
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>>64062853
The UK isn't part of Europe, technically. Maybe if you had invaded the tippy toe of Italy...
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Does anyone here actually weigh over 200lbs?
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>>64062870
>The UK isn't part of Europe, technically
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>>64062881
Ok, now the hype is real.
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>>64061729
Thanks man, it means alot :(
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>tfw no classes today so I got nothing to do except only thinking about 194

I'm going to lose my mind soon.
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>>64062886
Not sure what you mean.
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>>64062877
>tfw you're a manlet and the only way to weigh 200 pounds is to be a fatass
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>>64062905
tfw 6'3" and the only way to be less than 150 is to stop eating once and for all.
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>>64062881
Can you do this every hour? Thanks.
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>>64062860

ive called in hungover too many times

i'm also putting $500 on aldo

>bookies have mcgregshit as favorite

thought they would have learnt from the rousey fight
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>>64062896
same here

everything just seems so perfunctory
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>>64062923
>i'm also putting $500 on aldo
I hope you have some savings.

Anyways, it's 3 days of fights. Makes sense to quit.
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>>64062923
>yfw Aldo gets heemed

You better be rich.
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i'm kidding lads, i didn't quit

>tfw spend every day worrying if i will get to see the fight
>tfw its the fight that got me back into MMA
>tfw spend time worrying about how your stream will cut out just before the fight starts
>>
how long ago did rogan heem redban the fuck off his podcast?

the quality has went way up since the last time i was regularly watching
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>>64062997
There was a Rogan/Redban podcast within the last month.
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>>64063005
hes rarely on from the ones ive been watching, he used to be there every ep making his retarded unfunny comments
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>>64063012
I think he poked in a few times during the DJ episode, but has generally been hushed.
>>
>Not loving Redban
I bet you guys hate fun
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>>64063012
A while ago, he got rid of Redban as a regular for that reason. He would always say stupid shit and disrupt the flow of conversation when Joe was trying to have a sincere conversation. He still comes back for the more informal podcasts occasionally.
>>
>>64062870
it literally is

>american education
fuck, how dumb you have to be? I bet every single canadian and mexican would know it
>>
So guys I got an idea when it comes to takedowns and guard pulling.

Guard Pulls should count as a takedown and the guard should be a 50-50 position meaning that the guy on top does not get points merely for being on top.
This will encourage guard players to pull guard more often and on the flip side wrestlers that take people down will be forced to work their jiu-jitsu to pass or break their opponents grips to do effective damage in the guard.
>>
>>64063071
You're just as much a part of Europe as Iceland is.
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>>64063054
>>64063045
Overall, I really liked Redban, and love the Joe/Redban casts.
>>
>>64063045
i like fun

i just dont like some retard butting into the conversation with some retarded non sequitor joke about squirting or something
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>>64063118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et2zEAQONG0
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>>64063074
Seems reasonable.

Being in full guard is not a good position.
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>>64062754
>Walking out to some shitty grunge band from the 90's
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>>64063133
>btfo in the very first clip

kek
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>>64063149
>Being in full guard is not a good position.
you mean on top or bottom? cause like I said its about 50-50

Also Guard Pulls count as a takedown for the Guard Puller.
>>
>>64063151
What, rape is too non-PC for you? Are you a SJW?
>>
who /hype/ for EFN here?
>>
>>64063166
I am ready to watch Senior Citizen MMA
Who stream?
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>>64063165
im sjw because i think redban is dumb and not funny?
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>>64060615
You don't understand man, it all seemed so real. I legit thought Aldo/McGregor would be in a few hours and the world was crazy for it. It is truly beyond imagination.
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>>64063151
Come on, when he says that civil war reenacters are all gay - classic.
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>>64063172
its gonna be on fight pass on friday i believe
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>>64063186
nah i take the rogan opinion, half of those clips hes annoyed as fuck at him
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>>64063164
Yeah I meant on top... It seems like kind of a 50-50 position.
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>>64063187
this friday coming up? aint that the same as TUF finale?


>>64063186
>that time he smoked Moth Poop
topkek

>>64063190
Like I said I think it will help a lot of the Lay and Pray wrestlers out there and encourage them to do stuff.
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>>64063173
That's kind of a leading question.
>>
>>64063197
yeah this friday but its much earlier than the TUF finale. Minakov vs Copeland is also on the card.
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>>64063197
>the look of disdain on rogans face during that story
>>
You lads can say it's all talk but when José wakes up with his nose on the back of his head he'll know it was all real

His toes will curl, and McGoobie will celebrate
>>
>>64063216
How much early? I might be asleep during that time

>>64063221
I know its fucking hilarious.
>>
you now remember Fedor
>>
>>64063133
>would you take AIDS ridden loads on your face?
>it depends on if the guy was white or black
top kuck
>>
>>64063230
fight pass says it starts in 4 days, 4 hours and 9 minutes
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>>64063257
>4 hours
thats like 2 in the morning for me. Looks like I am gonna have to skip it.
I should check it out on fightpass later though.
>>
who's going to win aldo vs mcgregor 2
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>>64063197
>I think it will help a lot of the Lay and Pray wrestlers out there and encourage them to do stuff.
Absolutely. Ridiculous to shoot for takedowns just to burn the clock.

.I guess it could be argued that it encourages TDD?
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>>64063270
aldo will retire after he gets heemed on saturday
>>
>>64063045
>fun
>annoying meth-mouthed 40 year old weeb
>>
>>64063270
McGoobers going straight for RDA lad

He won't win though so there won't be a No.2
>>
>>64063272
>Encourages TDD
Well if you are a striker that doesnt want to get taken down you should be doing that anyway. And if you are a grappler git gud at retaining guard and attacking.

I also find it ridiculous that a guy gets beat just because hes on bottem. Even if he was attempting to do more stuff. But the guy ontop throws a few short pissy hammerfists and hes winning on points because muh top position. I wouldn't complain so much if they got Side Control.


>>64063284
>Weeb
>redban
what?
>>
>Harley Davidson giving bikes as prizes on TUF
What if you dont give a fuck about bikes?
>>
>>64063291
pseudoweeb
>>
>>64063304
he never talks about anime or anything remotely japanese.
Hell Rogan brings up Japan more.
>muh razorsharp samurai sword
>Muh warrior code
>muh disciprine
>>
>>64063289
theres is 0 chance there isnt a rematch no matter who wins

the fight will be worth too much to the ufc
>>
>>64063270
Why would MacGobbles fight a dead body
>>
>>64063317
I wouldn't be surprised seeing Aldo retire though

He doesn't really seem to be buddy buddy with Dana and he's had a damn successful career. Beating McGoober would pretty much complete his legacy
>>
>>64063310
I've heard him bring up Japan quite a lot but it's always in a way where you can tell he isn't really knowledgeable about it but thinks talking about how awesome Japanese culture is makes him sound cool. He also sells tshirts with Japanese writing on them and has at least one Japanese tattoo.
>>
>>64063317
Jose is not a popular fighter. He's probably not even half as popular as TJ.
>>
WHO AM I BETTING FOR YOU DOGS. I NEED TO MAKE SOME DANK CASH ON THIS ONE BOYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
If you think McGoogle is going to be satisfied with the featherweight belt, you're wrong

After Lawlers head bounces off the canvas and he's the first three division champ, Weedman will retire and McGobble will take the belt from a scared middleweight division
>>
>>64063343

parlay mcgregor, rockhold and souza
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>English "journalism"
>English "humour"
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>>64063348
2/3
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>>64063348
>>
McGaggle will beat any man God has put on this Earth and after he has every belt he will break Floyd and Pacquaios record, defeating God himself in the first two minutes

Cap this post, you casual pea heads.
>>
>>64063348
>>64063362
Why didn't you post this in a divegrass thread?
>>
>>64063346
>McGoober
>Having a chance at madman Lawler

Hahahahaaahahahaahahahaha
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>>64063362
Embarrassing desu
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>>64063347
two of theese will lose
>>
>>64063348
>>64063362
Terrible, but this is /heem/, not divegrass
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>>64062653
there is going to be a lot of drugs that night :) but afcorse i will be staying :)
>>
>>64063373
I'm throwing jabs at the britbongs who ducked me
Also heem is where all my friends are :)
>>
>>64063376
The first step to bending the spoon is realizing it doesn't exist. Lawlers toughness is a myth. You'll see December 2016 ye unfaithful blue pill pea head

Cap this post and show it to your husband
>>
>>64063384
wtf is this
>>
Should I watch TUF Conner vs Faber to get ready for the finale?
>>
>>64063398
Team alpha fail lad
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>>64063391
The thing is I'm almost certain I saw people unironically discussing Lawler vs McGregor a few threads back like McGregor had a chance
>>
>>64062968
>tfw spend time worrying about how your stream will cut out just before the fight starts

get it legally you goof
>>
>>64063399
I just looked it up and they only have up till episode 7 on fightpass?
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>you have ten seconds to post a better ring girl
>implying you can
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>>64063431
mcgregor would heem lawler tho
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AND I'LL KEEP THIS WORLD FROM DRAGGING ME DOWN, GONNA STAND MY GROUND
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>>64063477
Best ring card girl desu
>dubs don't lie
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>>64063466
they upload episodes with a few weeks delay, maybe they will upload everything before the finale. It has a couple of decent fights but quite a lot are decisions. It starts off well and then slowly declines.
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>>64063479
>mcgregor would heem lawler tho
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>>64063487
that sucks. I tried finding illegal streams but I cant find any.
Eh I wont bother then
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>>64063379
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>>64063484
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
(I WON'T BACK DOWN)
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9m1PKNCj9o
>>
>>64063479
kek
>>
conor just feels like he is more dangerous. more likely to hurt aldo,
aldo has his leg kicks and his overall cleanliness when fighting, it doesn't get too gritty for him, he's more calculated but also more reserved.
conor should be favoured, but slightly.

also, weidman favoured.
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>>64063431
like Lawler had a chance
ftfy
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>>64063548
He still does these? Wow lad
>>
Shinya Aoki would tap you all
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>>64063569
Agreed Conor is more dangerous, but those openings come from his opponents freezing up when he closes the distance on them. I'm most interested in seeing how Aldo deals with that, to see if he can move intelligently enough to avoid Conors power and land his own kicks.
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>win this week
>win in London against a nobody
>lose at ufc 200 prelims against a somebody
>lose to Diego Sanchez
>lose to Justin Gaethje
>get cut

who's career am I?
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>>64063657
a bit rude of you tbqh
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>>64063678

S-Sage?
>>
Jose will literally kill McNugget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zUGHfQ9HpI
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>>64063759
Pretty smart of him to get more training in with this guy. Aldo taking this seriously..
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>>64063799
mcgregor got too personal
made aldo more determined
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>>64060432

The heroin guy was good in The Black Donellys, I was glad to see him in another show, but yea it kinda took a turn for the shitter now.

I guess the studio pushed the writers to try and cash in on the Hogda hype and to make the show more appealing to women, so we get shitty romance, forced melodrama and unrealistic stuff.


Also, I love Bryan Callen, even before most of these fags ever heard of him, but that accent is terrible and his acting annoys me.
>>
>>64063856
>Bryan Callen
Callen is in the show?
>>
>>64063872

Small part showing up here and there as a shady fight promoter.
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>>64063759
latch on to this all you want lad, but nobody moves like mcgregor moves
>>
>>64063759
>>64063799
>>64063828
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/6/23/8830007/video-jose-aldo-lost-his-mind-after-jonas-bilharinho-mimicked-conor
Apparently he also talks mad shit Diaz style o help Aldo remain calm.

>>64063879
>Schaub as his Golden boy champion/bodyguard
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>>64063882

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVOjGRGxZ9Q
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anyone have those pics of ronda and travis walking together?
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>>64063894
Seems like Aldo isn't leaving anything unchecked.
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Line up faggots. It's chin checking day.

Post your chin to prove you cannot be deleted.
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>>64063895

that sucked, this is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vFu2y4WNnE
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>>64063926
>>96
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>>64063759
>Aldo needed another 6 months to prepare
WOW SO MUCH SUPRISE
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Post heems lads
Bonus points if it's from a fighter fighting this week
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>>64063937
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>>64063926
i'll never be heemed
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>>64062717
>>64063926
>>64063941
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>>64063967
Cheeky little shit
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>>64063931
30% funny, 60% mentally challenged

upvote
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>>64063926
I have never been punched before but while doing jits I had some nasty faceplants and once I actually tripped and landed chin first on a bedpost. Did not feel a thing.
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>>64060396
>blatant steroid abuser
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>>64062923


Gooby has actual KO power and the skill to use it though.


ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN THIS IS CRAAAZY
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>>64063477
yeah man, she's super underrated and my favorite ring girl.
>those videos of her dancing to an MJ song
hnnnnnnggggg

>>64063484
Weidman looks like Superman here.
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>>64064000
whats the other ten?
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>>64064016
>I have never been punched before

How is that possible?
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>>64064029
also mentally challenged
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>>64063926
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>>64064033
I I take that back I had a scrap with a friend while I was a kid. I just dont get into fights.
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>>64064040
Thank you for your service.
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>>64064033

I've never been punched. I don't live in a shithole and growing up I was always tall and always look like I'm pissed off. That and I'm not very social
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>>64064095
m8 to say you've never been punched is surely bullshit
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How does VanZant win?
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>>64064095
I grew up in a nigger estate so I have a tried and tested chin.
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>>64064099
What did you do to make people hate you?

>>64064102
By making Rose feel so sorry for her she tapes.
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>>64064095
Not even half-seriously with brothers, cousins or friends growing up? What a weirdo.
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>>64064110
>with brothers, cousins or friends growing up?
I never understood that
>I love my family and friends!
>Lets kick the shit out of them!
I only ever heard this from Americans too.
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>>64064108
>What did you do to make people hate you?

You don't get random people started random shit with other random people in Aussietralia? Lad you're not serious right now
>>
>>64064117
well I do live in a not great area so I have seen some spooky things from time to time. But I have never been in that situation. Just lucky I guess
>>
>>64064108
I was young
Shit happens
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>>64064133
Fair enough. I was mostly joking anyway
>>
>>64064116
Yeah I'm sure fighting as a boy growing up is uniquely an American experience
>>
If I wanted to get in a fight I could just drive to one of the three reservations near my town and just walk around, though it would never be a fair fight
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>>64063937
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>>64064127
I'd say you're more unlucky than lucky. Having fights growing up is great.
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>>64060742
Pretty much any top 5 at 155 would. It would be cool to see him fight Cerrone or Pettis, though.
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>>64064116
i used to bare knuckle box with my cousins as a kid

wish i actually went to a gym and trained now
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>>64063937
proctor
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>>64064117
Just back down when they do that. Fighting is never worth it.
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>>64064155
>getting beaten up
>sustaining brain damage as a child
>Lucky
ok
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>>64063937
Both LaFlare and Court McGee are fighting next weekend, so this is extremely relevant.
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>>64064171
It's always worth it.

>>64064175
>Brain damage

Growing up on the estate I did with the amount of fights there was, not once did anyone ever come out seriously injured.

I can smell your pussy from here.
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>>64064171
>>64064175
fuck off out of this thread
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>>64063399
its actually pretty good and i usually cant stand tuf.
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>>64061475
Jack Slack doesn't make picks.
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>not beating the shit out of one another at sleepover parties

what a shit childhood. no wonder you want anime
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>>64064180
>>64064179
It's worth it if you're insecure in your masculinity and feel the need to prove yourself.
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>>64064099
>>64064033
>people think it's normal to have been in a fight or to have been punched
youtube has fucked you guys up, or you've grown up in shit places. throughout elementary, middle and high school, i only witnesses one "fight", and it was basically just shoving.
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>>64064190
What? It's what lads do when growing up. We sorted our problems with our fists. It solved everything.
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>>64064095
>i dont live in a shithole
your flag tells me otherwise
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>>64063937
rip okami.
>>
>>64064194
my school had fights every week, most football games i played had a punch thrown at least once, i remember a team mate broke a lads jaw
>>
>there are people on this thread RIGHT NOW unironically rooting for Cody "like, y'know uh" the sister pfister
>instead of cheering for irl guile from street fighter
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>>64064179
>>64064180
>Having to fight to prove your a tufguy


>>64064181
Conner is /fa/ as fuck

>>64064198
>this is what retards actually believe
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>>64064194
Is this a prank? I'm in my 30s and grew up in a very low crime neighborhood. There were some serious fights (by kid-teenage standards), but friends would semi-seriously fight all of the time. What did you fags do, play with Barbies?
>>
>>64064210
middle class detected
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>>64064194
>youtube has fucked you guys up
m8 Youtube was founded in 2005
I'd like to think it's not what we grew up on here

Different Countries, different experiences. Fights weren't common but they still happened occasionally. I don't think through high school I really had one but I still got hit or some shit. Honestly it's just how shit is here, I find it bizarre people haven't even been punched here
>>
>>64064198

Silly Brit, nowadays when men fight it's an egotistical, testosterone-fueled, beating of the chest. Whereas when women fight it's an empowering statement against the patriarchy.
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>>64063894
>thinks a hue that looks nothing like McGregor talking shit in broken English can prepare him for the real thing

lolololololololol
SIT ON MY LAP
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>>64064194


>finding it surprising brits and yanks had to fight for survival growing up

not everyone can grow up in p4p most civilized country in the world desu senpai
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>>64064221
>implying
Nah son I am poor as fuck I WISH I was middle class. I am just not a retard that gets into trouble.
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>>64064210
That's the way it works here.

>>64064228
To be fair, I haven't had many fights as an adult. Only one IIRC.

It was just the way it was as a kid. If I were to bitch out, my arse would get beat by a group of kids.
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>>64063894
The big takeaway from that is Aldo has let McGregor get to him. If he lost his mind against some guy who was doing it as a joke, he's very likely to lose it against McGregor
Could be pretty crucial going into the fight desu
>>
>>64063882
He's the king of meme kicks.
>>
who has the most avarage chin in the ufc? my vote is on Mendes
>>
>>64064261
I would've agreed with you, if it was 189. Aldo looks composed and calm now. The Greggs better look out.
>>
>>64064233
I'm sure boys got into fights all of the time in your neighborhood while you were at home playing Pokemon.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGSsfP0Bj8Y

I think Holly Heems' interviews are funny as heck.
>>
>>64064297
LMAO
>>
I don't tink they understand this fight game like I do
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>>64064314
>That guys face
What the fuck?
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>>64064297


yeah, us nerds right?
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>>64064297
>he'd rather fight pointless fights with low class people than play video games
shiggy
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>>64064297
>I am sure I was getting KOed like a twat while you were being safe
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>Mfw Ronda was on the cover of a boxing magazine this year
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>>64064352
>>64064351
>>64064355
>not having any stories to say to your grankids about your young days
at least you can show them that WOW character
im sure they like it
>>
>>64064355
id heem you to within an inch of your life

then id heem you again
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>>64064364
>it's 2015
>people still read magazines

??
>>
>>64064181
STAY ON YA FOOKIN' FEET!!
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>>64064366
>Hey kids remember that time I risked my life because I wanted to feel like a bad ass?
>>
Inside the octogon for the TUF Finale is live lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs5HepE_DRs
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>>64064366
all your stories are about how shit life was when you had to fight when growing up
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>>64064207
Honestly, I can't stand Northkuck, but at least he's fun as a walking talking meme / golden retriever.
Pfister is even worse. No idea what the ufc was thinking giving him that much screen time
>>
>>64064378
>hey kids remember that time i didint do anything my whole life because im a pussy
>>
>>64064389
>I can't stand Northkuck

Why?
>>
>>64064397
>the only thing you can do in croatia is to fight
sounds rough
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>>64064375

>people don't read magazines
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>>64064378
>risked my life

Holy shit, you are actually a pussy, aren't you? I can smell you from here and it doesn't smell good.
>>
>>64064348
https://youtu.be/z_GLj7phZQY
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>>64064386

You seem like the kind of guy whose heart starts racing if someone starts yelling
>>
>>64064366


>Grandad regale us of the time you and uncle Dimitar ethnically cleansed the village like real men!
>>
wait so now paige is with andre fili, i thought she was with cody...what a whore
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>>64064399
He's a walking talking golden retriever
He's Mr. Peanut Butter incarnate

He doesn't piss me off or anything, but he is kind of annoying in a funny way
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>>64064410
>implying streetfights arent incredibly dangerous
>Getting into fights with strangers
>possibly multiple people
>weapons
>getting your head bounced off the concrete
>getting your head stomped while unconscious.
I never understand why people think streetfighting is fun.
>>
>>64064417
>>64064405
little fucking shits
id heem you so hard
>>
>>
>>64064416
you seem like the kind of guy who writes nonsensical things on the internet
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>>64064423
Fuck off Cody she's never coming back
>>
>>64064431
>>weapons
>>getting your head bounced off the concrete
>>getting your head stomped while unconscious.

Literally never did that happen.
>>
>all these autists who never even wrestled with friends growing up
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>>64064431
how fucking sheltered are you lad?
>>
>>64064428

this reminds me of him if he ever went outside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3JodBR-vs
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>>64064415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhrd1R8-dBg
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>>64064431

Take a look at this pussy
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>>64064436
>tfw even boxers bought into her hype
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>>64064447
>Not wanting to fight = sheltered
How fucking barbaric are you lad?
Oh right your Irish.

>>64064444
I hear guys in my Jits gym talk about that. My coach has streetfighting stories. Hell just google search "streetfighting deaths" and youll see some.
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>>64064468
>Being this unbelievable paranoid

Is this b8? Do I really need to fly to Aussietralia and chin check you?

Only time I was even beaten by a group was when a bunch of gypo kids pushed my shit in
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>>64064468
i mean because you think most fights involve weapons and curbstomping

its very very rare
>>
Does Rose actually find Pat amusing and funny? Or did she just cling to the first man who gave her attention and didn't abuse her?
>>
>>64064487

Why don't you go ask her?
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>>64064468
google car accidents man
will you stop driving now?
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>>64064443
>broke up with cody to focus more on her job
>started banging Andre because hes not a manlet

Is there a bigger kuck in the ufc right now besides cody "no love"?
>>
>>64064432


>he thinks he can heem me after I flicked the jab, gouged the eyes and pulled guard
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>>64064479
>>64064475
Why even risk the chance? Its fucking retarded to do.

>>64064487
idk I think Pat is pretty cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-YrfyxQIdw
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>>64064452
DAS PREDDY NEET
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>>64064506
>Why even risk the chance?

good way to live life you kek
>>
>>64064366
At least I'm white
>>
>>64064514
>>64064514
>>64064514
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>>64064506
You sound incredibly boring. Do you think like that about everything?
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>>64064513
>>64064524
you guys are just having a laugh right
you don't actually mean this
>>
I can I get a stream for all the fights lads ? I don't have a tv (living in a dorm)
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>>64064436
>>64064467
>tfw Ronda is so sensitive her own camp couldn't tell her it was bullshit
Was it DJ who had to point out to Rogan that Bethe was bullshit, or was it Tony Hinchcliff?
Rogan calls a lot of fights - it's not so far fetched to believe that he didn't know that Bethe is nothing.
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>>64064636
yes
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>>64061271
>you should only be paid when we feel like

That genuine joy and amusement from Dana after he heard that says more than a thousand words ever could.
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