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December 12 is almost here.....
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KayKay
>>64047285
Who is this slab of manmeat?
Joanna is on the team. Why aren't you? Don't you like cute girls?
>tfw Kingdom becomes utter shit
Welp, guess I'll go back to my chinese cartoons
>>64047229
>bully beats up child and steals his belt
Nth for Saul Rodgers
>>64047359
Agreed. I think it jumped the shark when Jay slammed heroin just to prove a point.
>>64047229
fuck this thread
Did you go to the #holmcoming parade today?
>>64047427
>not when they added autistic romance subplot just to turn Jay into a frenzied psychopath
>not when the whole Nate gay drama
>not when muh wmma
>>64047545
holy shit
>>64047545
guess they gotta be proud of something other than meth
>>64047545
tmz.com/2015/12/06/holly-holm-parade/
>tfw not shopped
holy tits nigga holy shit
>>64047328
>Don't you like cute girls?
All of Rockhold's fans are predicated on his looks alone. Once he gets in the cage and Weidman pressures him to death, they'll see why they should have joined the team.
>>64047610
lovers.jpg
>>64047523
>doesnt get to make the thread
>had Aspergers attack
Here's a link to the previous thread: >>64026783
Here's stuff:
>Irish Anon has confirmed that Conor McGregor is a power bottom addicted to drugs and memes
>Condit's 195 Journals
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/carlos-condits-ufc-195-fight-journal-no-1-getting-weird-in-albuquerque
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/carlos-condits-ufc-195-fight-journal-no-2-everything-moves-in-circles
>Cruz says TJ is a Fake
http://nesn.com/2015/11/dominick-cruz-on-tj-dillashaw-i-just-think-that-hes-a-fake-person/
>TJ says he'll finish Cruz whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together
http://nesn.com/2015/11/tj-dillashaw-only-way-fight-vs-dominick-cruz-is-short-is-if-i-finish-it/
Can the lad besmirching McGregors good name please stop and delete those posts? Thanks.
>PVZ openly admiting to and being proud of beating the shit out of a 14 year old kid
>>64047229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSAXxtw0V8
embedded prime/0 from big FOXHD
Well?
>>64047804
why does Nate look like Shayna Baszler?
Ariel Helwani
Ariel Helwani – Verified account @arielhelwani
Tomorrow on #themmahour: @joannamma @chadmendes @John_Kavanagh @raylongomma @MakwanAmirkhani @SpaniardMMA & @guicruzzz vs. @SeanSheehanBA!
Aaaaaand also joining us tomorrow, the new boxing heavyweight champion of the world @tyson_fury. Can't wait. See ya then! #themmahour
>>64047997
mighty mouse versus vov
>>64047304
So pure and beautiful.
>>64047229
>Shit OP
>Shit links
>not linking previous thread
>not linking previous news links or fights.
Shit OP is shit.
>>64047997
sage would dominate
>>64047997
Vovchanchyn
>>64047997
Tyson at 20 years old with 8oz gloves would destroy
>tfw you're leg is fucked but be keeps on kicking
I hope Aldo goes for his bad leg.
>>64047545
Damn.
>>64047804
make me, put you through the fucking floor
>>64047604
Damn, this was severely underappreciated.
>>64048220
his bad knee is his left knee ie. his back leg
do you think Hosay can reach it without running into Conor's left hand?
>>64048072
>@SeanSheehanBA
How is this man allowed to talk about MMA? He's about 600 pounds desu
Anderson Silva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvPA1RlMSZM
Getting this started. UFC 194 is less than a week away and there still aren't any injuries, so cross your fingers and pray that no one has problems making weight. As always I'm taking action on all main card bouts. Make your responses as specific as you feel they need to be.
Main Card:
Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor
Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold
Ronaldo Souza vs. Yoel Romero
Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens
>>64048941
How can someone get this fat... I could eat for a century and never reach the same weight as this man.
>>64049005
Aldo via sub
Weidman via TKO
Souza via TKO
Maia via UD
Holloway via split
>>64049005
Aldo by DEC
Weidman by TKO
Romero by TKO
Nelson by sub
Holloway by DEC
>>64049005
Aldo
Rockhold
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
>>64049005
ALDO
AMERICA'S OWN BRAVE AND STRONG CHRIS WEIDMAN
ROMERO
NELSON
HOLLOWAY
>>64049005
Jose Aldo
Luke Rockhold
Yoel Romero
Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway
>>64049191
BTFO
>>64049005
McGregor
Weidman
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
>>64048859
This
>>64049051
m-muh thyroid
>>64049005
Jose Aldo via Destruction
Chris Weidman via Shin Splitter
Yoel Romero via heem
Demian Maia via UD
Max Holloway via TKO
Conor
Weidman
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
>>64049191
u mad i got first????
>>64049005
CONOR
WEIDMAN
ROMERO
MAIA
HOLLOWAY
Conor McGregor
Chris Weidman
Yoel Romero
Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway
>>64049287
Fuming
>>64049005
aldo
weidman
souza
maia
holloway
>>64049005
McGookz
Weidman
Yoel
Gunnar
Stephens
>mcgregor is going to back up aldo and memekick him
>>64049005
McGOAT KO Round 1
Weidman
Romero
Gunnar
Holloway
>>64048859
I love Bas as much as anyone but based Igor fucks him up unless Tyson/Karelin injured him earlier on
>>64048941
I never even heard of this guy. He runs a podcast so I'll check it out. Maybe he's funny. Also he has an IG and there are kids on there. So
A.He has a wife and kids
B.He lives with his parents and those are his brother and sister
>>64049005
Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Maia
Holloway
>>64049191
Missed out on the only card that mattered desu, you may as well give up the gimmick now senpai
>>64049005
McMemer
Wide man
Ronaldo McDonaldo
Happiness is a warm Gunni
Hallowed be thy Holloway
>>64049005
Aldo
Weidman
Jacare
Maia
Holloway
>>64049005
Aldo
Rockhold
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
>>64049005
Jose Aldo
Chris Weidman
Ronaldo Souza
Demian Maia
Max Holloway
wew
>>64049393
There his brothers kids I think
>>64049403
ive made predictions every card since predictionbro started taking them, I got first a couple times in a row recently so you might have noticed me more, but I don't have a gimmick. I'm still always going to go for top left, kiddo.
>>64049506
who's this semen demon
>>64049595
so many people picking weidman, i fail to see how weidman wins this fight lads.
>>64049005
Aldo
The Chris
Souza
Maia
Max
Yea, I'm just going to believe that about Conors knee and retirement.
and that gay bullshit...
>>64049659
If the fight goes to shit for him he will just rasle fuck it desu
>>64049659
just remember its too late to join the team when the fight starts
>>64049650
Just like Weidman. Hard working, dedicated, always going for gold. I'll never doubt you again, famalam.
>>64049506
Thick, juicy, tight
>>64049658
4chan added reverse search for a reason, retard
>>64048072
>Aaaaaand also joining us tomorrow, the new boxing heavyweight champion of the world @tyson_fury
Before the KlitKO-fight I watched a shit ton of videos with him. He's a hilarious dirty fucking gypsie.
>>64049844
You are so fake~
>>64049831
weidmans takedowns are pretty telegraphed and aren't that good, silva and both vitor stuffed some, plus weidman is coming in much lighter and rockhold is a lot bigger than both silva/vitor i don't think luke will have issues with weidmans wrestling. i just can't see weidman winning lads i can't but we'll see i guess.
>>64049650
heh... im kind of a big deal on a certain general on a small 4chan board...
>>64049005
McGregor
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
>>64049005
McGregor
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
Some meme fights that are happening between TUF 22 finale and UFC 194
Brandon Vera vs Chi Lewis-Parry (One FC)
Rasul Mirzaev vs Ilya Kurzanov (EFN)
Vitaly Minakov vs Josh Copeland (EFN)
Roy Jones Jr vs Enzo Maccarinelli
Anthony Joshua vs Dillian Whyte
>>64049005
Aldo
Rockhold
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
>>64049005
Aldo
Rockhold
Jacare
Gunnar
Holloway
>>64050266
Looking forward to all of them. Good time to be a fight fan. Life is good.
>>64049902
He is really fun to listen to, really good talker and lots of natural charisma. Better than McGregor for me.
>>64049005
Jose Aldo
Luke Rockhold
Ronaldo Souza
Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway
>>64049005
McGregor
Rockhold
Romero
Gunnar
Holloway
>>64050266
>Roy Jones Jr vs Enzo Maccarinelli
But why?
>>64050357
you the heemspeak bro? I've got to do some normie stuff on saturday so might miss some of them
>mfw Thiago santos, Cody pfister, and Jeremy Stephens win
>>64050422
muh competitive spirit
>>64050266
>Jones vs Enzo
>5'11 vs 6'4
>46 years old vs 35 years old
>in Russia
look at this fucking gem of a fight on EFN
>>64050608
HIV positive Tank Abbot vs Hindu Dentist
>>64050608
jesus christ is this real
who are these guys?
>>64050608
Never seen an inverse JUST before
>>64049005
Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
>>64050608
literal soccerdad
>>64050608
Local judge vs criminal he sentenced who is out now and challenged him
>>64050608
To be honest, the best part about EFN is the dancing and music entertainment between fights.
>>64049005
>McGoober
>Rockhold
>Jacare
>Nelson
>Holloway
https://twitter.com/MoTownPhenom
How fucking salty can you be?
>>64049005
Conor by 2nd round TKO
Rockhold by 4th round TKO
Jacare by 3rd round submission
Nelson by decision
Holloway by 3rd round TKO
>>64050865
is this a joke
>>64051175
I'm confused now.
>tfw not sure if I made the first column
>>64049005
McGregor
Rockhold
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
>>64051175
Who's champ?
>>64051283
>I-I d-don't have time f-for a girlfriend or kids
Is he gay?
>>64050720
just done some research
the ripped guy is an actor
the other guy is the chief editor of a fight channel
>>64051593
He doesn't want to spend more time raising a family and more money raising a family when he doesn't need to.
>>64051442
john cena
>>64051321
Kno that feel pham, just pray to based predictionkek
>>64049005
Goober
The Chris
Romero
Gunnar
Holloway
>Aldo is 18-0 since his last loss, 10 years ago
>McGregor is 14-0 since his last loss, 5 years ago
Interdasting
http://youtu.be/f94KqUORcvU
>robin black sits down with wideman
>>64051916
sweet, thanks.
>>64051825
To be fair, Aldo has face much better opponents than Conor.
>>64049005
>mcgregor
TKO
>weidman
decision
>souza
submission
>Nelson
decision
>holloway
TKO
>>64048775
>his bad knee is his left knee ie. his back leg
>do you think Hosay can reach it without running into Conor's left hand?
nope. he'll just make his right leg his worse leg.
>>64051593
He's seen family life ruin Cayenne and DC
>>64049005
McGregor via round 2 tko
Weidman via UD
Souza via round 3 sub
Nelson via UD
Holloway via UD
>>64049005
Conor
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
>>64049005
Aldo
Weidman
Jacare Souza
Nelson
Holloway
>>64049005
Aldo
Weedman
Souzy
Nelson
Hollowaay
How does Conor do against Aldo's previous 10 opponents?
>Mendes (full camp)
>Lamas
>Chan Sung Jung
>Frankie Edgar
>Kenflo
>Hominick
>Gamburyan
>Urijah Faber
>Mike Brown
>Cub Swanson
>>64053087
beats them all except Edgar
>>64053087
I'm not going down that autism list but I would love for Conor to fight KZ
>>64047545
that's the place where Jesse was supposed to meet Walt
>>64053131
>>64053124
KZ wins if on the ground. Conor wins if he can knock a zombie out
>>64049005
>Conor 3rd round ko
>the chris
>souza
>Gunni
>Stephens
goddamn I'm hyped for this event
>>64053141
hory shet
>>64049575
I wouldn't want to change that diaper.
>>64052428
didn't carlos condit fuck his knee up when it was the other leg getting kicked or am i misremembering
>>64053444
he did some weird twisting move that tore his ACL when his lead leg was kicked out from under him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfhGZ7WaxSA
Joshua vs Whyte: The Gloves Are Off
>>64051593
You've never had an all-consuming job, have you.
Must be nice to be a perma-student or 9-5'er.
>>64047545
that's a shoop right
>>64053375
who are these nobodies, and why does Tall Nobody have a mushroom growing out of his shoulder?
>>64053713
Welcome to the Holm era
>>64049005
Aldo
Weidman
Souza
Maia
Holloway
>>64049005
Aldo
Weidman
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
>>64053444
>>64053632
he injured it when it was in a bad position during a takedown in the Woodley fight.
>>64049005
>Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor
Aldo
>Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold
Weidman
>Ronaldo Souza vs. Yoel Romero
Romero
>Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson
Maia
>Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens
Holloway
Obama just announced he's canceling 194 because of ISIS threats
>>64053834
Omg rlly!?!?!
>>64053834
jon jones just died after getting lost looking for his baggie in a cave
>>64053834
arent arabs fight fans too?
>>64049005
McGregor
Weidman
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
>>64053748
>mushroom growing out of his shoulder
kek'd
Anyone play draft kings here?
>>64049005
McGregor
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
>>64049005
Aldo
Weidman
Souza
Maia
Holloway
SIXTY GEES DAYNAH
obama /WontBackDown/
>>64049005
KANA MAGREGA
Chris Weidman!!!!
Romero Heem Yourself My Man
Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway by Decision
>>64054071
>tfw you realize Saku will probably have a fight in Bellator
>>64049005
Aldo Desu
Rockhold
Souza
Gunnar
Holloway
>>64049005
Aldo
Weidman
Jacare
Maia
Holloway
>>64049005
>all those replies
pretty sure this thread will get to 500+ in a couple of minutes by prediction posts alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID9if46OfLY
Why is Tyson Fury so based?
>tfw Rockhold will be champion this week
>>64054179
He'll fight the winner or shamrock/gracie
>>64054258
Maybe in your dreams
>>64054258
Only way this happens if Weidman pulls out and he fights Jacare for the interim belt
>>64054258
no way is he beating The Chris
>>64047545
http://www.kob.com/article/stories/s3983582.shtml
>Governor Martinez proclaims December 6 “Holly Holm Day” throughout New Mexico
>>64054424
I wonder how it feels when someone gets a parade and a holiday dedicated to them for KTFOing you.
>>64049005
Aldo
Weidman
Jacare
Maia
Holloway
>>64053658
Joshua is a such a meme. Can't wait for him to get exposed.
>>64047545
>>64054424
>these feels tho ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w_S8nRLA40
>>64053054
>>64050048
>>64049293
>Le multiple picks man
>>64047545
Dayum. New Mexico must have some really nice people.
>>64047304
who is this semen daimon?
>>64054568
That guy's a faggot.
>>64054597
They show lots of love. Like when Johnny Tapia died a bunch of people went to his funeral.
>no Frankie vs Chad embedded yet
pretty sure this is because Aldo has pulled out
>>64054733
>>64054597
New Mexico is pretty great actually, cool state
DEY DON'T MUUUVWE LOIK I MUUVWE
DEY DON'T TOK LOIK I TOK
>Tfw will never trane mewvment with Conor
Why live?
DEY AINT FAYKE LOIK OIM FAYKE
WHEN YERR BODY IS SCREAMING FOR OXYGEN
>>64051175
Hair swaps make me more uncomfortable than face swaps.
daily reminder that I will make pic related happen by willing it into our universe
STOOK IN DEH MAD DEE-VHISION
>>64049879
Ronda looks really pretty sometimes.
Will Jose Aldo just look to take McGregor down? I just watched the Mark Hominick fight again and I noticed that when he knew he could best someone on the ground, that's where he took it. The whole time he looked comfortable there and we know what he did to Mark's face.
The last round Aldo spent on his back but even though Joe and Goldie were trying to act as if Aldo was almost finished, he didn't ever seem it. He even looked over to his corner and talked to them.
Mad respect to Mark too. The fuck happened to this guy? Did Jose steal his soul?
https://youtu.be/CbCuKjmFslU?t=268
>mfw having sex dreams about Miesha leaving her underwear around my apartment for me to find like a sexy Easter egg hunt.
I can't wake up.
I think Aldo vs McGregor is the first time I've rooted for a hue over a white guy.
who mexican american here? i'm making tamales for saturday because there's no way christmas will be as good as 194
>there are users logged in to this forum right now who unironically believe that Aldo vs McGregor will be decided on the feet
really makes me laugh to think about!
>>64055139
That's my fetish. Finding Tate's used underwear and smelling them. I also want to see her internet history to see what kind of porn she watches.
>>64055092
*looked pretty when she was 24
>>64055126
if Aldo is smart he will focus on getting McGregor on the ground but he might be too confident and want to just stand up and low kick McGregor
>>64054616
>>64054568
you gois are confused
>>64049005
Aldo via controversial split DEC
Rockhold via SUB (chokey)
Jacare via SUB
Nelson via DEC
Stephens via split DEC
>>64055173
strikeforce ronda best ronda, her expiration date has already set in her body is getting worse fucking wymyn age like milk
>>64055126
Retired
rate my new sunglasses /heem/
>>64055259
Hightest!
>>64055306
lmao I like it
>>64055259
>Wtf is wrong with some people why is boom bullets cuzin sending me this shit
who her is legit attractive to females?
I am when in good shape but been stuck in manbearpig mode for
the past few years
>Pfister
>Namajunas
>Mendes
>Barboza
A cheeky fiver pays pays $203. Should I do it, bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo7zzFKe8NU
>>64055373
what does that without fister payout?
>>64055371
>manbearpig mode
I know that feel bro.
Just keto diet though, seriously.
>pound of bacon
>double quarter pounder with cheese without bun
>a fuckin sirloin steak soaked in butter and wrapped in bacon
best
diet
ever
>>64055173
Ronda has her moments, for sure.
I can deadlift 700lbs
>>64055222
She's also letting makeup girls run wild on her face. I assume she did her own makeup here, but even if she didn't it's much simpler and looks better on her. The smokey overload/gradient styled eyeshadow looks absolutely stunning on her and the bit of plain foundation accentuates rather than distracts from her naturally beautiful facial structure (which she has when thin).
>>64055371
I am. Why do you ask? I still would get heemed by some here
I think Ronda browses 4chan
>>64055371
i have ~1,150 matches on tinder
>>64055487
>This is what is posted on /HEEM/
You guys will be the next to go,
>>>/asp/
I miss her accent so much
>>64055566
you wish, mandramaboy. Nice full house though.
>>64055566
mad full house poster
>>64055566
It's a mad house!
i'm pretty sure every cubic inch of my apartment is filled with farts right now
>>64055648
>renting
>>64055566
I will KO you stiff if you say that again boy
>>64055648
GET OUT.
>tfw your fightfu a shit
>>64055487
Has the silvery bright stuff on the inside of the eye always been popular, or is that a recent thing? Feels like I'm noticing it everywhere these days.
>>64055747
who won?
https://youtu.be/oX4_Fp8GGr4?t=89
THE FIGHT BUSINESS UHAHAHAHA I DO LOVE THE FIGHT BUSINESS
THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THIS FIGHT GAME LIKE I DO
>>64055742
That's "eye shadow" ya goof. Nearly every girl uses it.
>>64055648
>Friend and I are hanging out
>He farts loud as fuck
>Before I can think to stop myself I start sniffing the air to see what it smelled like
>He looks at me with absolute disgust
>mfw
>>64055767
conor via submission (terror)
can anyone explain how mcgregor will prevent take downs and leg kicks from aldo with this stance especially if his leg is still injured.
im actually worried he is going to be fighting on his knees by the second round.
>>64055773
What the fuuuugggg? Why they call it shadow when it's bright?
>>64055768
what the FUCK
>>64047229
in the Catalog thumbnail, he looks like Tony Reali
If you could only watch 1 fight this week which would it be?
>post yfw the fighter you are rooting for defeats the fighter you are not rooting for via devastating knockout in the main event of the ultimate fighting championship one hundred and ninety-four
>>64055853
>>64055853
Luke vs. Chris
>>64055853
Super Sage vs Cody "The Sister" Pfister
>>64055619
>>64055626
>>64055644
>>64055669
You guys are worse than the mandrama fags. Your "sport" is irrelevant now that your bimbo queen got exposed after fighting too many tomato cans.
>>>/asp/
The quarantine can't happen soon enough.
>>64055853
holloway/stephans
>>64055853
>not watching Roy Jones Jr. vs Enzo "Big Mac" Maccarinelli
>>64055853
Sage "Wholesome" Northcutt vs Cody "Just the tip, sis" Pfis
>>64054475
Holy shit, this.
Literally the worst feel, I'd imagine. Ronda on suicide watch.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/6/9855720/pfister-on-northcutt-im-sure-hes-juicing
>"From what I've heard [Northcutt's] been drug tested like four times, I think that says something," Pfister told Bloody Elbow. "He's f***ing jacked, I'm sure he's juicing, but who knows. I might be wrong on that and he's just naturally gifted, but it doesn't matter."
>>64055826
At lease we know that Superman is /hightest/
>>64055800
whacha know bout mewment m8
>>64055426
This past year has been the worst of my life, being NEET mode i thought I'd have far more time for the gym
but NEET life drains the soul, energy and passion for anything right out of you.
I just reached breaking point a minute ago,
I was masturbating to shit i would never have liked a year ago and when i finished
there was a small dead fly stuck in the cum on my dick. I had an epiphany and realized this needs to stop.
Job, gym and diet will now be my life.
>>64055800
He literally only has to check one or two hard leg kicks and aldo won't want to throw them any more
>>64055811
why does cat look so lumpy
>>64055973
>I was masturbating to shit i would never have liked a year ago and when i finished
yeah but what was it
>>64049005
>McGregor
>Weidman
>Souza
>Guns
>Holloway
>>64055853
Aldi vs Lidl
>>64055984
probably rough gagging or some vanilla shit like that
>>64055525
She's a weeb so it's likely
>>64055984
missionary
>tfw Conor is over invested in the movement meme
https://youtu.be/jPjKXD9x5Xc
>>64047545
Her Speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w_S8nRLA40
who r/mma here?
>>64056125
Upvote!
>>64056034
5 star post
what are the chances mcgregor blows a hole through aldos ribs with a huge back kick 10 seconds into the fight
>>64052185
Not at the time he lost JS
YOU KNOW WHATS NEXT
THAT WORLD TITLE IS NEXT
>>64056183
about the same that Goob eats a nasty inside leg kick that leaves him hobbled for the rest of the fight
>>64056125
you just made me puke in my mouth
thanks faggot
>>64056075
>tfw mewvement will never become a martial art of its own
>>64055800
superior movement and checks
his stance pretty much protects his bad knee
Conor meeting Dana for the first time,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUtiTO2XEuw&feature=youtu.be&t=74
>>64056183
i think mcgregor has to be very careful with his kicks or else he's going to get fucked
conor will win the fight unironically through his mewvment
will the IV ban have an effect?
>>64049005
D One D only His Majesty King Conor The First :)
Chris ALL AMERICAN WEEEEEIDMAN
Aligator man
Viking boy who doesnt speak much from iceland
Blessed Holloway
shiiiiiet i cant wait :)
Will Jose's leg kicks hinder Conor's movement early on?
>>64056125
more like r/aldonuthuggers
nigga looks like a disney villain
https://streamable.com/fd2l
>>64056288
Unreal how Conor is so meek and humble here
>>64047503
>Which he believes gives him sexual powers
>>64056316
Conor will knock him out before it matters
>>64056403
kek
>>64056321
more like r/successhaters
Seriously, everyone rooting for Aldo to win, is it more because you like Aldo, or because you hate Conor, or is it just to be edgy, or what?
>>64056485
You sound like a Ronda supporter
>>64056485
it's because I want things to be as bad as they can for the UFC, while at the same time hating them for being terrible to their fighters.
>mfw I get asked why Vitor was allowed to fight when the UFC know he was juicing
>>64055525
No she doesn't and why would she?
>gorgeous and could be a model
>acting
>has a boyfriend
>has great family
>good friends
>lots of money and can go anywhere
Those are just a few. She would never hang out here.
>>64056524
I like Ronda but I love Holly, and loved Holly since before 184.
>>64056525
Fair enough - Reebok and such.
You losers should brush up on your knowledge of technique,
https://www.reddit.com/r/mma/wiki/noobs_guide_to_mma#wiki_technique
>>64056125
Usually when my normie friends ask about fight results, I tell them to check Reddit, fucking normies, serves em right haha >:)
Conor McGregor and Gunnar Nelson Ido Portal training MEUWMENT UFC 194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8aCuPWD6Lk
>>64056775
lmao
literally dancing
>>64056775
Wait till their video of Ido Portal massaging eachother
Would it be possible to start a shitstorm where we all say we won't buy the UFC game because Holly Holm is not on the cover. I think it's bullshit leaving Ronda on it after she clearly got BTFO, now Dana says winner of Aldo Mcgreggor will be on cover. Could we start something between us,twiiter,facebook,reddit etc?
>>64055853
Strangely, Rose Vs Paige.
I'm so exhausted from waiting, I don't know if I'll get my hype up for Conor/Aldo.
>>64055886
I've seen only 3 of Sage's fights (and a couple of his Karate point-fights, all from youtube), and his fighting style isn't that interesting to me.
Saige and Page both... are obviously being pushed by Dana because they're very wholesome and very non-'bloodsport' personalities. So, from a political angle, I get it. As far as their fights go, though, I would give them 7/10.
Bored on a Sunday. Conor fans and nuthuggers alike, do not crucify me.
I got to thinking about the fact that McGregor generally seems completely unfazed by pressure. He has looked completely fluid and comfortable in the octagon and initiates from the second the fight starts usually starting the fight with a flashy kick and looking completely relaxed from the very beginning. No feeling out process. Seemingly completely unaffected by nerves. Well, apparently anxiety negatively correlates with empathy. Don't get me wrong I admire McGregor's ability to go out there and perform with no sign of nerves a lot. I think that is an extremely admirable trait for any athlete. But I got to thinking about low empathy and it being associated with narcissism.
cont...
>>64056775
LOLOLOLOLOL
>>64056852
Symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder according to the DSM:
1. Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements). (Some call it a money-making ploy, others self-belief. I think it's this trait right here.) 2. Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love. (No way to know.) 3. Believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions). (Pretty hard to argue) 4. Requires excessive admiration. (Seems very likely to me from what I can tell. He certainly receives it lol.) 5. Has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations. (Can't really say. Difficult to know.) 6. Is inter-personally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends. (Impossible to know. Frankly sounds like a swell guy to those closest to him) 7. Lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others. (I think the way he ridicules opponents is a sign of lack of empathy. Take the parade of insults towards Denis Siver and then the middle finger for him understandably not touching gloves.) 8. Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her. (Impossible to say.) 9. Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes. (Nothing needs to be said here)
Even if the guy is indeed a narcissist in the truest sense it's not some rare condition or even necessarily a bad thing. Some of the world's most successful and admirable people are narcissists. It is debatable whether it should even be considered a psychiatric disorder. Just thought it was an interesting possibility to point out on an uneventful Sunday.
>>64056775
conors got a nice ass 2bh
>>64056880
looks disgusting
>>64056922
best arse in the UFC, even?
>>64056922
getting sick of this semen slurping sport desu
McGregor will beat Aldo then lose to Edgar. I can see tees tings.
>>64056926
pleb
have any of you heem bros met another fighter in person?
>pic related
>>64055946
shots pfired
>>64057009
mcgregor is scared of edgar and respects him which is the complete opposite feeling he has towards aldo
>>64057009
people who actually believe this are retarded
>muh heart
>muh cardio
>muh split decision
>>64056852
>>64056883
ur a faggit
>>64057084
McGregor has shit TDD senpai. If you weren't blind and/or retarded you'd see that.
>>64057046
who bitch this is?
>>64057046
i went to the live fighter and the kid show
>>64057128
chad has better wrestling than frankie and look what happened to him
>>64057046
I met Overeem and had a nice chat with the lad before I heem'd him in RL.
>>64049005
Conor via TKO
Weidman via TKO
Romero via TKO
Nelson via SUB
Holloway via TKO
>>64057166
Doesn't Chad have like the most takedowns in the UFC or something like that? Most takedowns in 145 division?
Future GOAT confirmed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/6/9822814/georges-st-pierre-on-sage-northcutt-i-think-hes-going-to-be-great
>>64049005
Aldo--->dec
Weidman--->dec
Romero--->TKO
Maia--->RNC
Stephens--->dec
>>64049005
Joesay dos Aldos
White Man
Jacaré Souza
Maia
Holloway
>there are people right now who hate conor
hes literally a fightfans dream
>fights often
>stands and bangs
>meme kicks
>bants
>picks on manlets
explain yourselves.
>>64057285
Let's all just hope he has some interesting fights and/or grows a personality sometime in the interim.
>>64056926
Heem yourself, my man
>>64057342
hates manlets, is one
doesn't bang, really
>>64057218
Difference is that Edgar is more elusive and will stick to taking him down rather than keep it standing.
Edgar was one of the first fighters to mention Conor's TDD after the Mendes fight.
>>64057342
They hate the UFC, and Ronda(?)... apparently.
See >>64056525 and >>64056524
>>64057342
He's 5'9. He is a manlet.
>>64057342
I don't hate him I just want to see him get rocked
>>64057395
>Canada
...
>>64057454
So you want everyone with a winning record to lose? And everyone with a losing record to win?
I guess you would be Chaotic-neutral orientation.
It sounds like that's really the rallying cry of the casual fan. It really doesn't take any interest in a sport to always root for the underdog.
>>64055991
damn pika is jakked
>>64057436
average height =/= manlet
get it through your goofy ass stretched skull
>>64057566
>5'9 is average
Whatever you say, manlet.
>>64057526
steroids desu
>>64057395
fuck you mean he doesn't bang? don't let his last fight fool you, the other nig's only chance was taking him to the ground. he literally did nothing but stand and box in all of his other UFC fights
>>64057584
So what's your favorite division, and why?
>>64057625
What relevance does that have?
>>64057639
Do you want to be friends or not?
>>64057639
I was really just curious. I was genuinely hoping me you would turn me on to some cool fights in the heavier divisions.
>>64057166
McGregor would lose a rematch versus Mendes also desu. Full camp McGregor > 2 week Mendes
>>64057667
Only if you give a good hand job.
>>64049005
JOE SAY
Chris "Won't Back Down" Weidman
Ronald
Gunner
Max
>Tfw not main card
Urijah
>>64057684
Don't get offended brother. I don't hate the manlet divisions, but they're still manlets.
>>64057716
I'm not offended... I just wanted to know what you thought about the big divisions...
>>64057689
>>64057128
Conor had a knee injury that fight
>>64057752
Did that have anything to do with the outcome of the fight?
>>64057741
They're not manlets.
>>64057768
I don't know, let me get in my time machine and use my magic wand to give conor a good knee and mendes a full camp.
>>64057752
Mendes was eating fast food and bar-hopping 14 days prior to 189, fyi.
>>64057768
had to do with the takedown defense
Guys, I've been watching Embedded for Namajunas vs VanZant and Sage is so pure, innocent and likeable. Here's hoping he keeps the hype alive
>>64057689
if ur a professional athlete and u need more than 2 weeks to get into condition u dont deserve to win anything. chads conditioning was fine. anyone would gas of theor body was getting lit up like that
>>64057854
Do you get paid to write this stuff, and if so then how do I get that job?
>>64057847
Truth.
>>64057871
>is it casual day
>>64057854
whats to like about him? hes such a cookie cutter.
>>64057847
Probably not. He still got taken down by Siver.
>>64057617
bang is to brawl, we haven't seen a dueling hooks exchange from mcgregor yet
>>64057907
I listened to a whole podcast with him on it and he didn't show a modicum of anything resembling a 'soul'.
>>64057983
he;s a synth
>>64057946
Really, Conor's been taken down by a bunch of people in his pre-UFC fights (which most of you probably haven't seen). Chad was just the first to hold him down (in guard, but still).
>>64058025
He passed guard, then messed up.
>>64058011
I think it's great if someone's positive and nice, and maybe he just wants to avoid controversy... In any case he's a very unusual something.
>>64058011
who's the skinjob?
>>64058011
If you don't get yo fallout bitch ass lookin mother fuckin dumb ass bitch lookin self out this thread with that bullshit
>>64058069
I don't think he gave up an opportunity to mount.
>>64058217
That picture is of a mounted-crucifix, it doesn't get any worse.
>>64058069
ok the wrestler mentality of scoring a point. congratilations
>>64049005
McGregor
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Holloway
>>64058239
Not quite.
>>64058289
see
>>64057838
Look, McGregor is fantastic and will probably beat Aldo but his weakness is his TDD and it will be his undoing, just saiyan'
>>64055371
Guys don't need to be attractive to get girls, just develop a god tier personality and somewhat look after yourself and you'll do fine.
That or be rich.
>>64058289
DA PRESSURE DA MEWVMENT
>>64057983
>soul
Darkie detected.
I love how Sage triggers blacks of all walks of life by simply existing.
>>64058461
Sage is literally everything a white man wants to be.
>>64058517
well slow down there we haven't confirmed if he's fucking his sister or not yet.
Are they only doing 3 embeddeds for pvz vs rose or wha
>>64049005
Aldo
Weidman
Souza
Nelson
Holloway
>>64058097
ironic nigger posting is still nigger posting
>>64058534
I'll be glad if he is. I would too.
>>64049005
McGregor
Weidman
Souza
Maia
Holloway
>>64058556
Right? Then he'd be 100% living the White Dream
>>64058461
>doesn't know what quotation marks mean
fucking whatever you are irl detected.
>>64049005
>Conor McGregor
>Chris Weidman
>Ronaldo Souza
>Gunnar Nelson
>Max Holloway
>>64058576
lol dude whats your problem? why are you so obsessed with race? chill out nignog
>>64058535
Seems likely. They still have Mendes/Edgar and 194...
>>64058576
Correct. I smell my sisters panties all the time
>>64058534
>>64058556
this is really creepy and weird guys
I mean his sister is ugly
>>64058684
They're like a mystery, wrapped in a puzzle, shrouded in what...
>>64058684
>literally the taller female version of Sage.
How tall is she? 6'6"? About 7' in size 15 heels.
>>64058684
>>64058723
Incest.
Incest is great. It breeds superhumans.
>>64058684
>tfw your dad didn't love you enough to jack you full of steroids and train in you karate
>>64058650
He can't help himself. He's been triggered by Sage Northcutt's existence.
Underreem called him a cunt on a podcast recently. I doubt he even met him before.
Sage Northcutt, negroes hate him.
>>64058753
sage-is-natty.jpg
>>64058684
literally Lannisters
>>64058772
Maybe now but the childhood pictures of Sage with abs is a bit telling.
>>64058792
Fuck off, this isn't your safe space, blackboy.
>>64058841
You mean to tell me his drug dealing father would give his child illegal substances to improve in competition? That's quite a stretch.
NEW FOOKIN' EMBEDDED LADS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY2jIlzRUfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY2jIlzRUfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY2jIlzRUfE
>>64058898
*who was definitely a steroid user himself competing in bodybuilding
>>64049005
>Mcgregoat TKO (early stoppage)
>Rockhold TKO
>Jacare SUB
>Nelson UD
>Holloway KO
>>64058871
I've always thought of 4chan as something of a safe space. Right now you're like 'FUCK YES I CAN SAY ANYTHING', but eventually you will grow bored and leave. That's the benefit of an anonymous imageboard.
>>64058922
>"they must be fight fans"- Sage's mom
does the northcutt family browse heem together?
>>64058922
Sage's mom is way hotter than his sister
jesus
>>64058922
Cody acts like a punch drunk old man but hes only 25 lol
>>64058974
>but eventually you will grow bored and leave
Don't bet on it, I've been on 4chan since '07 and have no plans of leaving.
Now go cry in the corner, clutching your plushie watermelon.
>>64058922
cody pfister is terrifyingly generic
and rose is the only dog person
>>64058969
As a completely heterosexual man I'd let Jouban fuck me in the ass. I'd be alright with it.
>>64058922
Sage is insanely cool.
>>64059160
>super cool
Will Sage vs Cody be the biggest fight between two social retards?
>>64058922
>I'm sure his father is packing him right now
the fucking bantz, rooting real hard for cody now
>>64059013
And, really, you just know.
>>64058922
Sage is literally the perfect person and so many people are triggered because of it.
>>64058922
this is literally Sage's family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ghe6BxxvWA
>>64059013
gotta double down on that payday!
>>64059083
>4chan since '07
... still newer than me. Maybe I'll go cry at Auschwitz next time I'm there.
>>64059160
>>64059242
He barely said anything.
NEW THREAD
>>64047229
>>64047229
>>64047229
>>64059340
Way too early
>>64058922
Andre wants to fuck Paige so badly
>>64059340
Well done.
>>64059325
>a whole collection of cool coins!
>>64059340
wew lad. i was about to heem you desu
>>64059353
he already has. multiple times.
>source: I was with TAM for 7 months.
>>64059378
Did you steal a pair of Paige's underwear?
>>64059340
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
tfw had another vision of mcgregor and aldo fighting
>>64059401
what happened this time.
>>64059401
What'd you see?
>>64058922
>faggot cameraman:: "Does Rose have a chance?"
>PVZ:"No...no chance"
I think you'd be surprised. I think you're going to be very surprised when Thug Rose fracture your fucking face troll doll.
>>64059401
What happened?
>>64059389
I wonder what type of underwear she wears.
>>64059381
I honestly think ive laughed at least once in every Sage embedded.
>>64059437
The tight ones that really rub up against the pussy and asshole. The best ones to steal.
>>64047997
rickson by armbar
I know the consensus is that Luke is a handsome man but has anyone else noticed that he has a little bit of CB Dolloway-esque perpetual fartsniffer face going on? It's subtle but I think it's definitely there.
>>64059415
>>64059426
>>64059432
their entrances and mcgregor getting hit with a leg kick and left hook which he brushes off then lands a straight left
>>64058922
>But if serving the Lord seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your ancestors served beyond the Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the Lord.”
>Joshua 24:15
>>64059461
hahahaha yes. and he also looks like a dirty hobo when he's got a scruff going.
>>64059492
V I S I O N
I
S
I
O
N
>>64059492
>>64059509
I posted this before on here a while back. no lie but i once had a vision i was McGregor in first person inside the octagon. It was so fucking weird lads. I was fighting Brimage and I could see everything as he was coming in. What I really took from it was how I felt absolutely nothing as I was fighting. Probably McGregor is telling the truth when he says he feels emotionless inside the cage.
>>64059559
You're jerking off to Conor too much lad.
>>64058922
definitely riding his sister
he checks out her ass at 1:24
>he still hasn't joined TheTeam
Mighty Mouse streaming on twitch, talking about how Aldo is the best bet at 194.
>>64059584
No such thing!
>>64059697
link?
>>64059720
twicht.tv / mightymouseufc125
Conor McGregor on UFC 194 special: I always get told "you rather be careful", but I always say "if what's going out is getting swallowed by what's coming in" it's all good.
This is very interesting! Basically he is talking about saving energy by coming full circle/arriving at the totality of oneself. I have never noticed this level of mental clarity in a Mixed martial artist. He has techniques and he has PRINCIPLES.
>>64058922
3:03
>Kuck Camerman: "Do the brothas have a chance?"
>PVZ: "No. No chance"
>>64059745
Bollocks. She gets dicked down by BBC every other night.
>>64059438
He's pretty funny, in a way. Maybe he's just found a way to be positive all the time and use those good feelings to train 25/8.
>>64059743
religion goes in /his/, potato
>>64059740
>picturing his legs hanging from the chair, unable to touch the foor
>>64049005
ALDO
CHRIS WEIDMAN
SOUZA
DEMIAN MAIA
HOLLOWAY
>>64056775
This is literally ballet
>>64059461
As opposed to the big nosed weak jawline virgin look, right?
>>64056852
>>64056883
back 2 reddit where even those fags deleted your post
>>64056775
What is this going to do in a sanctioned bout of combat?
>>64059894
he looks worse weightcut without hair
that's hendricks tier
I can relate to Cody
damn
anyone else really pulling for Cody now?
>>64059429
Rose is too small for PVZ bro.
>>64059697
Is DJ generally known as a good analyst?
E.g. Schaub is generally known as a bad analyst.
>>64060021
>E.g. Schaub is generally known as a bad analyst.
Thems heemin' words round here.
>>64060000
lol no
>>64059993
>>64060000
Why? He's just a boring dude who is an alright fighter among his peers. Oh. Wait, I see now.
>>64060005
Possibly so. I think it's safe to say that Paige is larger.
>>64060000
>dem quads
I'm pulling for cody, but not against basil. Who knows what he has to offer in life, or, for that matter, who he really is. Time might tell.
>>64060066
I might be wrong.
Where do I find a good gym that tranes mewvment?
>>64060021
Daily Heeminder that two of the best analyst in the MMA community have picked Conor McGregor to win (Robin Black and Jack Slack).
>>64060124
Jack "Le Reddit Man" Slack
>>64060000
Why would you pull for someone who was picked to lose? I can't see him dominating Sage on the ground and it won't go to the mat for sure.
>>64060124
robin "reddit" black
>>64059559
>guies
>i had a vision
>i was
>no really listen
>i was
>conor
>mcgregor
>the guy you see on the tv all the time
>i gotta tell heem
>>64060158
>it won't go to the mat for sure.
If you look for Sage's fights on youtube (assuming they're still up), he sometimes goes for dat RNC.
>>64059667
you better not cross the Lannisters!
>>64060182
Well I meant, Cody won't take him down.
>>64060182
almeida's clips are better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ucE5XXgj4&feature=youtu.be
hi /mma/ i'm new to the sport. when is cody northcut fighting next?
>>64060252
He is fighting on January 2nd, friend. Haha! Have a good day! :-) xD
>>64060243
Almeida is a killer, I can't wait to see him fight someone in the top 3.
>>64060275
>TJ vs. Almeida
Now that'd be a good fight
>>64060226
He wasn't taken down - Sage went for the mat.
>>64060243
Do you think highlight reels are worth watching? I always pass them over.
>>64060302
>>64060275
I fear he might become another Eric Silva.
>>64049005
holy shit what a card
>>64059803
What the fuck Mighty Mouse plays Dota 2? I bet that shitter is 2k MMR.
THEY DONT DRIP MY MONEY
I GET A CHEQUE STRAIGHT
>>64060124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EXmTs9K_Ws
>Robin Black picking Holly ftw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8gvsvMgrKw
>I'm currently watching this by Jack Slack, thanks anon!
>>64049005
McGregor
Rockhold
Souza
Maia
Holloway
>>64060177
Canada 'canada' canada
>>64060124
Jack Slack doesn't ever pick fighters to win. Calling bullshit.
>>64060309
this has 16 tkos on it. it's basically a history of him finishing dudes. he's basically mini vitor with liver punches
>>64056485
This, >>64056525 plus there's a demographic of casuals that have wandered into my gym that think since they're great great great grandfather was half Irish they're the next Conor. They never shut up about Ireland and FIGHTAN IRISH and try to bant like Conor while having less than a months experience on the mats. I had one fucking moron fall on his ass trying to do a spinning back kick in a goddamn jiu-jitsu rolling session because he "saw it like McGregor does". And just the assholes that re .01% irish and immediately flock to anything or anyone from their culture that happens to be popular because muh heritage. I don't mind Conor, if he wins he wins, guy earned it and backed up his giant mouth. But I fucking hate his fans.
>>64056575
>but I love Holly
I bet you love Sage too, right?
>>64060456
Fair enough - will watch, ty!
>>64060569
because Holly and Sage are somehow equivalent...
>>64049005
Aldo
Weidman
Souza
Nelson
Stephens
>>64060664
Jesus freaks with no personality and weird hair
>>64060692
>no personality
There's a pretty big divide between Sage and Holly.
Fair enough, though, I guess.
>>64060692
>>64060741
I feel like I should add that I was/am a fan of holly based on her fighting ability and not on her religious affiliations, interviews, or hairstyles.
