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Australia vs West Indies first test starts on Thursday in Hobart.
New Zealand vs Sri Lanka first test also starts on Thursday.
India beat South Africa by 337 runs.
They win the 3 match series 3-0
Big Bash League starts in 10 days
holly is a uggo
Autism
>you will never be a poly and have your pick of the white girls
Got an email from Mitre10 today
>tfw no gf
>>64062776
What about?
Got an email from ozgameshop today
>>64062792
What about mate?
>>64062792
What about?
>>64062798
No, but i've been raped by the rugby team
>>64062798
Yes my son
it was okay I guess
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch?
>>64062795
>>64062796
pokemon shit
>>64062798
It's was alright.
>>64062798
Like all things that are taboo I'd imagine it's not as good as pre-conceived feelings about it.
Sleeping Dogs is a bad game.
>>64062766
You legitimately need to seek help.
I know that your whole >MUH DIAGNOSED SCHIZOPHRENIA XDXD shtick is a le epic maymay and that you believe you're an elite rusemaster, but you genuinely DO have mental problems, and I urge you to see a doctor because it's not hard to go from mild attention seeking and autism on a cartoon imageboard, to having thoughts of suicide or harming others.
Seek help for your own sake and for the sake of those around you.
>>64062818
agreed
Just played Super Mario World. Its pretty good
>>64062816
sounds like a solid assumption
Reality Christ > Ausissies
>>64062833
unfair comparison desu
>>64062833
kys please
>yfw no one posts in the poo peeland test game thread, and they all come and post in the AusGOD thread
>>64062687
but who will you share your feels with then danny?
>>64062821
>but you genuinely DO have mental problems
not him but he literally said the other day he has been diagnosed with onset schizophrenia
>and I urge you to see a doctor
Kek I'm paraphrasing but he literally said if someone else makes the OP he has to take his meds and it ruins his day
>>64062775
White "girls" are literal trash m8. Get a hot Leb gf m8.
>>64062854
>le fugg white girls xDDDD le bodan trash xDD
has this ever been said by a non-manlet
>>64062775
White "girls" are literal trash m8. Get a hot Iranian gf m8.
>>64062851
>not him but he literally said the other day he has been diagnosed with onset schizophrenia
Read my fucking post.
In his mind, that is his gimmick. He genuinely thinks that he is mentally stable and healthy, but he thinks he'll have some fun by "pretending" to be someone with diagnosed schizophrenia online. My point is that while HE actually thinks he is healthy, he is not. It might just be a le epic ruse to him, but it's more true than he realizes.
>>64062818
the combat is decent
>>64062872
hand-to-hand combat that is
shooting sucks ass except for the occasional bullet-time moment.. driving is really poor as well.
>>64062868
Okay then I just disagree with you
I haven't seen anything from him that indicates its a ruse because he doesn't generally try to attract attention by talking about it (i was prompting the questions)
I think he is just mentally ill and he knows it and that explains his behaviour on here.
>>64062868
Not the guy you are replying to, nor the guy you are talking about.
But I think this may apply to me.
I pretend to be autistic/have mental illness, but think I'm healthy.
I probably do actually have some sort of disorder.
Too afraid of what the diagnosis is to go see a doctor though 2bh.
>>64062872
LMFAO, everything about that "game", especially the "combat" is pure garbage.
>>64062884
It probably applies to most people in this thread, to be honest.
At least you're willing to admit it could be true.
>>64062887
How about your reasons yourself aside from just spouting >LE SHID XDXD
The hand-to-hand fighting is great, especially the way you can incorporate the environment into combat, such as jumping off walls, throwing guys into walls/over railings, etc. The parkour-style running is great too, and makes it feel like a genuine 70's-80's Hong Kong action movie.
The driving is really bad. It's way too arcade-y and you reach max speed within about 4 seconds in every vehicle, and can basically turn 90 degrees instantly without touching the brakes. However even this is made slightly better by the ability to jump between moving vehicles in slow motion, which again has that action movie vibe.
It's not a great game but has some legitimately fun elements.
If you've just baited me, well done. If not, I expect some actual reasons as to why it's a shit game rather than "X is bad".
>>64062884
you are male and on 4chan - your chances of having aspergers or depression are through the roof roof
>>64062915
GOOSE
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S
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>>64062920
>roof roof
kek
from a time when au/sp/ was young and innocent
>>64062915
KEK, it's fucking garbage and you are a faggot for defending it.
>>64062936
>ITS LE GARBIDGE XDXD
>Australia will need to sweep the eighth-ranked West Indies, starting in Hobart on Thursday, to move to 111 points and ahead of India again.
>>64062942
>get comprehensively PTFO
>LE LEE X XDXD XDXD
yawn
>>64062952
>LE U R LE BTFO XDXD
See I can do it too?
Continue having shit taste, though.
remember /bbau/ lads?
>>64062958
yeah lad
>>64062956
>LEE I GAN DOO EET TOOK XDXD :DDDDD XDXD
>>64062969
is that that chick that was like 24 but looked 34
I feel so alone, gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones.
goosey m8 are you going to play Xenoblade X?
Literally one of the games of the generation
goosey m8 are you going to play Uncharted 4?
Literally one of the games of the generation
If you could go to sleep tonight and wake up to anytime in the past when would it be? Grade 8 here desu
>>64062985
Have you played it?
Is it legitimately good?
I played a bit of Xenoblade Chronicles on the Wii a few years back and didn't mind it. I recently fixed my Wii U and been looking for a decent game to play on it for a while now, so if it's good I might give it a go.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/66200.html
>>64062996
Playing it right now, it's a step up from Xenoblade in almost every way and probably has one of the best open worlds I've seen
The storytelling isn't as direct, and some missions are a bit obtuse, but other than that it's excellent
>>64062998
>2 hours 44 minutes
Genuinely feel bad for them
>>64063003
Sounds good to me. Storytelling in those JRPGs isn't really a big deal for me anyway because they always seem like shit tbqh.
Might pick it up later this week.
Its fucking hot lads
>>64062998
the absolute city of Matty Hayden
>>64062998
>Lee going for four an over
>Hayden getting out
How much shit do you think they got lads?
>tfw have to be up at 630 to go to some induction workshop for a new job
>>64062998
lgtss
>Mcshit
>>64062844
fuck off u cancerous faggot
>>64063009
i saw you playing WoW a lot over the weekend
I thought you gave that shit up?
>>64063029
>arguably the greatest fast medium bowler of all time
>outperformed by fucking Kaspa
You can't make this up
>leave P*rth to me
friends wanted
>>64063039
I did, but someone lured me back into it.
That's kind of why I'm keen to try Xenoblade.
>half my BBL are Scorchers
>Scorchers aren't playing round one
Lads...
>leave P*rth to me
>>64063069
hi gatebro
how does this fantasy shit work?
I did my team and it says I have 21 trades left. If I make a trade before round 1 will it deduct from my total trades?
and do you have to sub in those 5 extra players during the round?
Seeing as Ivan is the last real boogeyman left on au/sp/, i thought it would be fun to start a list of all the things hes been blamed for. (No joshie, noone cares about you anymore).
>Hacked Gooses tripcode
>Suggested touch footy to the australians during the 2005 ashes
>Snitched on convict to the federal police
>Supplied Stillnox to James magnussen
>Convinced SBW to join the roosters
>Was the accountant at the Melbourne Storm
>supplied supplements to stephen dank
>Taught Phil hughes how to play through the leg side
>Hired Billy Idol for the NRL grand final
>Hired Walkbro at Bunnings
>Is the Hollyspammer
>Is the gorespammer
>Is LSCM
Anyone know what else Ivan has been accused of?
>>64063066
do you live close to the /gong/? If so, are you keen for a pissup?
>>64063069
your a retarf m8
>>64063106
kek
>>64063102
yes i'm only 11 and half hours away
How do i join fantasy BBL?
>>64063112
Thats not bad for walking time. Just get a lift
>>64063114
1. If you have ALREADY REGISTERED for the 2015-16 KFC T20 Big Bash League Fantasy Competition Competition, simply click the following link (you may need to login):
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?cic=284177
(Once logged in, simply confirm your invitation and you'll be automatically added. Private Groups are a separate feature to the ten head-to head leagues of 8, in which you may continue to participate as usual).
2. If you have NOT YET REGISTERED, simply click on the link below and fill in the registration form as usual:
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
(On successful registration, you'll automatically be added to this Group. Simply look for the "GROUPS" tab in the nav of your Leagues page).
>>64063131
Just joking, i don't want to join
K E K
>>64063136
>i-i was only pretending to be retarted
>>64063136
BTFO
is there any reason for a 5'8" man such as myself to continue living
>>64063067
I hope you didn't buy WoD lad, what a fucking trash expansion
>>64063161
I preordered it way back when it was first announced lad. I was so fucking hyped for it. Thought it was going to be the best thing ever.
I dropped the game about 2 months into the expansion.
>>64063101
I've got a couple
>hired slats for the footy show
>poured a beer on a basketball player during the match
>supplys the kookaburra balls to cricket australia
>caused the christchurch earthquake
>>64063157
Yeah man, you make all the 5'9" people feel good about themsleves
reminder /rug/ would have 404ed at sub 200 posts if muscular /cric/ hadn't kept it afloat
Its my birthday today
>>64063225
kill yourself so your grave is easy to read
>>64063112
you going santa pub crawl m8?
>>64063131
Fantasy isn't the same now that based Connie is gone. I'm not going to play any more.
>>64063079
>>64063079
>>64063079
he's actually probably fairly decent because the defence wouldn't be able to stop laughing
>>64063300
>>64063309
>unironically watching murrican sports
>>64062920
>roof roof
beautiful
Anyone have the webm of the old guy from the /gong/ pouring beer on that basketballers head?
Just dropped in to say i hate the girls face in the OP, looks like a proper cunt.
>>64063354
Here you go senpai
>>64063375
Cheers mate
>>64063371
You want to shut the fuck up mate? That's my gf you're talking about
>106 'posts'
>literally less than 5 posts are actually about cricket
Kek nice 'poomunity' you have here
>>64063441
>being this pooturbed that the elite AusGODs ruined your """comfy""" 40 post per day /rug/ thread
>>64063441
There's no cricket on pal. This is a social club.
>>64062766
>chestlets
>>64063451
I enjoy our cross-thread 'friendship'
>>64063441
this is probably one of the sad cunts who was asking for increased moderation in 2011
how'd that work out?
>no non-shit cricket on until the 27th
This is the worst summer of cricket I can remember lads
>'''/cric/'''
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64063375
why are all ausissies such uncultured cavemen?
>>64063502
>this flag
>this post
>>64063483
17th lad
Big Meme starts
it will unironically be the highlight of the summer
>>64063502
I thought it was based t.bh
>hoppa to the lebdogs
Literally why?
The Best way to organise your cap, is spend big in your halves and forwards and just promote juniors as >le fall over the line men and every now and then find the ultra cheap bargain discounts usually still getting paid for by their previous club.
Surely Lafai wasn't on that much and whislt did have an injury season last year, is easily more dynamic then floppa jr.
Have the BILdogs, dare say lost it?
>>64063523
don't worry m8, that pom doesn't know the traditional welcome to /gong/ ritual
>>64063502
That's just the /gong/ lad
At based elite Perth he would have been greeted with a traditional welcome from the traditional owners of the land, the Ngoogar people
Can we get some based /afl/ discussion going on in here?
>>64063561
Dyson Heppel on Brownlow watch tbqh
dustin martin top kek
>>64063567
Yeah I can agree with this.
>>64063572
Obviously on drugs, due to shit culture down at tiger land. The irony is that everyone points there shit filled fingers at Essendon as drug cheats whereas every other club BUT Essendon are on the gear every week.
>>64063300
i made this last time
>>64063610
ty lad
>>64063616
you are welcome
Haven't been outside since last Wednesday lads
Thinking about getting the new don bradmans, so they have IPL in it?
>>64063652
Yeah lad, got the Basedield Shield, BBL and County Cricket too
>>64063689
Based
>>64063636
why did you go outside last wednesday?
>>64063764
To get a couple bottles of wine
>too old for a good life
>too young for time machines
this is truly the worst universe
>>64063787
At least we get to see Memeswell in his prime
Thinking of joining a local cricket club
>>64063820
>too young to see the Four Horsemen
>to old to see future GOATs
>stuck applauding the """golden age""" of NZ cricket
I wish I paid more attention to games as a kid, I only got into the sport in 2006 when all the god tier players were retiring
>>64063859
Do it lad, lower divisions are fun as fuck
It's just a bunch of fat middle aged men and weedy cricket geeks who spend the whole time talking shit about each other
>>64063873
>whole time talking shit about each other
I want to play as well but this would really get to me and make me paranoid that no one actually wants me there
>>64063907
don't be such a softcock anon it's all fun and games
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
I'll just say it ouright:
Holly poster is a faggot, I'm sick of every /cric/ thread having her image as the OP.
>>64063991
agreed
>>64063991
>>64064003
Alright, ill stop it and leave
>>64054626
first time seeing this image, why isn't it incredibly popular here?
Should put $10 on Windies winning the first test
>>64064041
I'm gonna put $20 on them tbph
Morning lads
>crigget not til thursday
what drugs will put me in a 3 day coma lads
>>64064041
Yes game 1 is definitely a danger game for Australia. Will be interesting to see how the batsman cope with the West Indies attack.
>>64064041
hope the pitch has a ton of grass on it, I reckon the windies only chance is if they bowl first and skittle us
>Betaustralians
shit thread to be honest
>>64064394
to be fair you're probably used /bundes/, obviously other threads are going to pale in comparison
>>64064494
go pander to kraut buttrape leagues elsewhere you homo.
>>64064635
nice inferiority complex m8
>>64064494
>/Bundes/
>good
Literally made up of anime loving Dorftrottel nerds i would have bullied into suicide in High School
>>64064671
The only inferiority around here is you.
>german flag comes in
>talks shit
>o-o-oh b-b-but you like b-based bundes yeah?
faggot. It's even funnier because he wasn't remotely touched by your post.
>>64064745
>LE FUG LE WEEBZ XDXD
someone's car alarm is going off
can't remember the last time i heard one of those
got an email from the bcci today
>>64065014
What about?
>>64065014
bit rude not to answer
Just done a massive shit lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOdoYOZUX0Y
Got an email from Cricket Australia today
>>64066231
what about?
>>64066335
Just welcoming me to the Cricket Australia family
Its my birthday today
>>64066391
Just woke up lads
Just woke up from a bad dream lads
>>64066839
what about?
>>64066839
So you woke up from your life?
https://youtu.be/-yyW9P2Kat4
Not a real sport.
>>>/asp/
lgtss
>imaginary india
>>64064745
based german matt
>cric
>page 4
>>64067805
>daniel LITERALLY plays meme cricket in ICC15
>he doesnt only play Tests and possibly domestic FC fixtures like a true patrician
wew
e
w
Anyone else who applied for Centrelink jobs get any emails back?
>have to wait another 2 days for the tests to start
This seriously sucks and I'm starting to realise that my life has no meaning
Execute all muslims.
Execute all infidels
Got a letter in the mailbox today
Why is Australia so shit?
Thinking of joining the French Foreign Legion.
>>64072146
Who from?
>>64072296
Just the electricity company reminding me that if I don't pay my bill I'll be cut off
>>64065981
what the fuck
got an email from Tom Waterhouse
>>64073188
What about?
>>64073305
Just letting me know that as a valued client my account is being moved to William Hill
>>64072236
Had a friend who did that. He's not as tough as I am but didn't even make it through basic training. Apparently thry locked him in a room with nothing to do for two weeks but some shitty magazines and brought in the same crappy food everyday. Jumped ship as soon as they were boarding for north africa.
Honestly I would consider it for a while. Iy would be an experience but I'm sure the danger is by far under estimated in your mind. You rarely hear about the foreign legion for a reason, and they are mostly there to serve as a meatshield for the french army.
>>64076224
Yeah, from what I'v read at their forum www.cervens.net it does sound brutal, the training and combat is not for everyone. But for someone like me who spends most time shitposting on 4chan this sounds like a good change of scene. I'm craving for some action in life. I'll graduate in June but I don't have any interest in doing a corporate job. I'm also sick of how materialistic modern man has become, getting away from this consumerist society is exactly what I want. All the adventure and the beautiful French overseas territories one gets to travel are added bonuses. It's a long way to go though, I'll have to train hard for months and learn french before I go to Paris and knock on their door.
>>64067805
Is cricket captain any good?
>>64076224
why not just join the Australian military you spastic?
I sort of get it because he is Indian but there is literally no reason for a Westerner to join the FFL
>>64077059
ehh
if you're used to playing football manager and you're expecting that for cricket you'll be severely disappointed
there's been basically no new content in it for awhile except the IPLeL and Big Meme was added. It's a basic but fun game. The type of thing I would play for 30 minutes while procrastinating
Go on...I dare you
http://www.maniacworld.com/the-idiot-test.htm
>>64077352
Well you can get French citizenship if that's your thing, also if you come out of it alive I'd imagine you'd have a more worldly experience than you could ever get out of the ADF. The only reason my mate did it was because he was drunk, and told people he would do it, so he did it.
>>64076751
These sound like good reasons, but I would probably make some lifestyle changes before seriously committing to it. Despite being wealthy myself I don't enjoy materialism to the same degree as my peers, I kind of long for a time before agriculture was developed and we would revert to the lifestyle of a hunter/gatherer. But technology is the real opiate of humanity, and the addiction is impossible to overcome. Even those who seek to avoid it will eventually be consumed by it all. I've seen young Amish people in Ohio get seduced by the big towns that are creeping in on their land. Mongolians trading in horses for dirt bikes and being forced to abandon their nomadic ways by the government. Buddhist monks realizing their smart phones have so much more potential than reading scriptures from. These people aren't doing anything wrong, just climbing the statue of a demon to get closer to god...
Personally if I were in your position I would do a carpentry apprenticeship, work for a few years just saving money and living poor, then go to Africa or SE Asia helping local communities. You will learn languages, meet attractive women, see beautiful terrain, do activities you normally wouldn't have the opportunity tom and most of all be helping others without killing anyone. But it's up to you, best of luck in your future endeavours.
got an email today from bunnings
>>64078946
what about?
>>64078972
none of your business daniel
Haven't been outside since last Wednesday lads
statscunt on suicide watch
>Watching the Food Channel SBS
>Old episodes of The Food Lovers Guide to Australia
>Maeve is in Melbourne exploring the humble Fish and Chips
>Greek family business etc etc
>"They use a different batter for the potato cakes."
>Mfw
You cunts actually weren't trolling? Lelbournians call potato scollops "potato cakes"? What the fuck lmao.
What's Sri Lanka like lately, family?
>>64079007
Zhang?
Got a email in my lastfm inbox today
>>64079682
What about?
>>64079682
fuck off
>>64079708
again, fuck off
>>64079704
>>64079720
this is poo peeland demonstrating his poory at another elite Australian meme that was created from nothing
>>64079741
>created from nothing
I got an email from my cousin in Australia today lads
americans are cancer
>be white
>consume nigger culture
>act, talk and dress like a nigger
kill al americans
can i reheat fish n chips from last night lads?
>>64079851
Put your toaster on its side mate
>>64079851
If you have a chip fryer fill it up with oil and cook the chips in that.
With the fish you can wrap it in baking paper and cook it around 180c for 30 minutes.
>>64079898
>Fish is already cooked
>Reheat it for 30 mins
Nice dry fish, bruv.
>>64079851
you can do anything you put your mind to
>>64079910
I'm assuming the fish has been in a fridge over night, and of course it's going to be dry, you can't magically freshen up old fish.
>>64079910
The oil should keep it reasonably moist.
30mins is too fucking long though.
>>64078861
>Well you can get French citizenship if that's your thing
which is utterly useless unless your some nig from Mali or Gambia
Obviously not everyone does, but I have an EU passport. The thing will be worthless (as if it isnt already) within a few years because it is only a matter of time before Schengen is dissolved now
Its my birthday today
post your inspo
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11557541
>>64080073
Egotistical behavior tbqh
>>64080073
LE HATERS XD WILL HATE ABOUT THIS XD
>>64080073
Sonny Will-Williams is a muslim
>>64080085
This.
Poor conditions in Syrian refugee camps is not groundbreaking news that needs light shed on it. Literally everyone in the western world is aware of these issues.
It's just about inflating his ego.
>>64080073
Literally no-one would know who he was there. If he done it out of his own will and heart then i guess thats fine. He doesn't need to upload photos to his twitter though. Thats an indication that he did it for selfish reasons. He shouldn't be looking for attention
>>64080022
>He doesn't have an American passport
The only positive thing my cunty dad hooked me up with tbqh.
Daily reminder that Scott Borthwick, the best player from Daniels County "team", LITERALLY averaged 31(THIRTY ONE) with the bat and 35(T H I R T Y F I V E) with the ball in based, elite and prestigious Sydney grade cricket.
Reminder that Sydney grade cricket is L I T E R A L L Y played to a higher standard than County cricket.
>>64080161
kek
KEK
You're clearly a NEET or else you'd be paying tax to the US government for that privilege
>>64080161
>father issues
Confirmed mentality of an insecure girl
K E K
>>64080187
>A NEET on /cric/
SHOCK HORROR LMAO.
>>64080201
>Having a dad
Lmao.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-08/warner-questions-motives-behind-pink-ball-tests/7008912
why are cricketers this fucking stupid
Coverdale literally PTFO'd these idiots with his cricinfo article
>B-BUT THE PITCH WASN'T A FUCKING ROAD NO FAIR :(
Rate my new ride, bros.
General Admission to the Hobart test is $8
Pretty good value tbqh
if your thread DOES NOT look this this you are a fresh off the boat from facebook casual
>>64080230
I simply cannot until I know how many girls have been fingered in the back
>>64080259
>Being able to fit in the back of a CRX with another person
Only manlets and asians can do that m7.
>>64080259
Do cousins count?
>>64080264
we ARE on 4chan
Gonna have a few schooeys at at my local with the boys for shcnitty night lads. The lads are good value
>>64080347
Fuck i hate normalfags that talk like that
>>64080355
Might have a cheeky slap as well mate
One of you cunts give me some good tips to invest in the ASX
Got an email from Dick Smith today
>>64080377
Don't
>>64080388
What about?
>>64080398
Why not
>>64080398
Just reminding me of their upcoming closing down sale
Hi all,
Have we been keeping up with MWNNs escalating thirst for his "bestie"? He's ramped up the social media game yet she barely responds to him and when she does it's solely to benefit herself. Who needs soaps
Emails from today
>>64080362
spat out my water jej
i wonder who first coined the term 'slap' and how long it took for it to become australia wide vernacular
>>64080219
Nah I agree a bit, even though I prefer slightly green wickets. You can't force every wicket to be green just to save the ball, it removes a whole aspect of the game and makes it too different from red ball tests.
Having said that I'm not gonna lie I'm starting to like the pink ball meme a bit more, defos gonna be going to the shield round they play with it here.
Is Lasith Malinga related to Mal Malinga?
>>64080590
Yeah mate, they're from the same tribe
>you will never have a gf with a body at its peak
>>64080619
>you will never have a gf
Who has the best jersey lads?
>>64080713
All compete shit
There is nothing wrong with the traditional horizontal stripes or simple chevron
>>64080723
they're meme shirts for the meme tourney
Holly or Ellyse lads?
BREAKING NEWS!
>>64080713
the drogons or knights
>>64080713
Based Elite Rory Kostjasyn can make anything look good.
>>64080762
the one on the right
>>64080767
>drogons
>>64080765
What a lad
>>64080678
yeah but i wouldn't want one my age now
>>64080521
>You can't force every wicket to be green just to save the ball
they literally did it once
I'm sure next time they will cut the grass back
>>64080713
Billy Slater is the only player there I recognise
I haven't watched a game of Thugby Lelgue in over a decade
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-west-indies-2015-16/content/story/949983.html?CMP=chrome
I basically feel sorry for Curtley Ambrose being associated with this Windies side
>>64080713
Good to so the great David Lockyear coming out of retirement and playing for the Poo Peeland Pooriors?
>>64080950
Rat her out and get your own story on 60 Minutes for a laugh son
>>64080961
>Son
Are you his father? Pretty irresponsible if you are
got an email from Kylie Minogue
>>64080968
What about?
>>64080968
Who?
>>64080347
>having a schnitty instead of a parmy
wew
>>64080968
and she said do you come from the land down under?
>>64080362
I just gave your mum a cheeky slap m8
>>64080713
>wotmough
>>64080974
>>64080979
She wanted to be my gf
>>64080950
greentext?
>>64080891
If they fix the problem with the ball then yeah it'll be fine. But right now they're saying that the ball will only work on grassy pitches.
>>64080961
no, it was some of the best times of my life.
>>64081017
i will later. i am going to have dinner now.
>>64080713
Those are literally all awful
Super Rugby jerseys this year look pretty gross too. Not nrl-tier bad, but pretty shit
Why is it that all sports except divegrass have terrible kits?
>>64081020
>>64080950
how old was she
>>64081026
looking forward to it lad
>>64081026
What are you having for dinner? Fancy restaurant?
Got an email from the post office today
What day does the test start? Because some sites are saying tomorrow but others say Thursday
>>64081057
to tell you that your letter will be there in three days?
My work site doesn't have a toilet so I have to drive 5 minutes to find the nearest toilet when I'm at work.
Mum unironically bought a new car for my birthday and I'm getting it tomorrow. So fucking excited, lads.
>>64081062
Na, just reminding me of their closing down sale
just got an email from my year 9 self
>>64081075
what about?
http://fifa-talentscout.ea.com/
>>64081080
sent me some myspace quiz
>>64081075
I remember doing the time capsule things in year 12 and read the letter I wrote to myself in year 7
>>64081088
did you fall short of your expectations
Is Darren Lehmann related to his son Jake Lehmann?
>>64081099
Only when ive had a hefty spicy mexican based meal
>>64081088
We had something similar to that, except we didn't know it was going to be a time capsule thing. It just seemed like a regular survey we were doing on our first day of year 7.
Then they slipped it in to our report folder with our graduation certificate on our last day of year 12.
Pretty neat.
>>64081104
Well I didn't work hard but I never started smoking so I guess there's that.
>>64081111
Wish I had it like that, would've been a nice surprise that way.
>>64081106
Nah, just good friends mate
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch?
hi
Best kylie song coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f42gSQwSig
anyone tried the new loaded fries from mcdonalds?
those bacon and cheese fries look delicious
>>64081169
that sounds worse than those pizza crusts with meat pies in them
>>64081169
Had some today desu
not bad
>>64081175
it's just a sauce la'
>tfw goosie catches you samefagging
>you now remember BASED Cadfael and how he always used to make ELITE gifs
>>64081188
>based
lmao he was the ultimate crowdpleasing faggot
it was very fitting when we later found out he was a janitor
I AM DISRESPECTFUL TO DIRT
DO YOU SEE THAT I AM SERIOUS?
PETER SIDDLES GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>64081191
What is wrong with crowdpleasing?
I HAVE A HISTORY OF TAKING OF MY SHIRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN0AswmIkzY
>>64081169
zerobese detected
>>64081167
this is a close second Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDpnjE1LUvE
>>64081226
>>64081191
>can't answer why crowdpleasing is bad
is it always this easy to call cunts out for being memespouting faggots?
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
grrr WHY HAVENT YOU JOINED THE BBL FANTASY GROUP YOU LITERAL SPERG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
>>64081191
kys obg
>>64081254
3rd best right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fe1Scu5fdw
How old were you when you grew out memes, au/sp/?
I will do a greentext about me and my aunt later. I am going to lay down for a bit and watch some Rake.
Who will be here later on about midnight?
Thinking of joining a local cricket club
>>64081285
Do you enjoy being in a locker room full of men with big penises?
>>64081289
Nope
>340 posts
>34 posters
kek. Nice POOmmunity you got here
>>64081280
use the microwave lad
>>64081294
Don't bother joining your local Cricket club then. I made the mistake of doing so about a year ago and I got chased out of the locker room all wet and naked by a group of men with large penises telling me that since I had such a small penis that I had to be the team's cum bucket.
>>64081273
4th is another duet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvn6eYJh-0c
>>64081308
5th, the one that started it all. I went the live version because it really shows of how stunning KM is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvCh52n-6wc
>>64081320
6th here, underrated as fuck kylie gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fadQz8Kl-jw
>>64081297
Go back to your """comfy""" /rug/ thread mate. Oh wait....
>>64081327
Thats my fav
>>64081327
7th here, everyone remembers this one because of >dem pants, but its bretty good regardless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekpM8eD3LM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekpM8eD3LM4
putting some shoe goo on my bat lads
>>64081360
Although number 8 here always got my dick harder than number 7, it wasn't quite as good as some of her others
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNFe7XSt6os
putting some shoe goo on my skate shoes lads
>>64081364
9th for dat eyeliner white singlet and slightly baggypants combo. Songs not to bad either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBi0p4gRcDY
Good evening everynyan
>>64081377
10th for another of her underrated songs, the title track off her GOAT album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px0VrSY_eXk
>dat panty shot at 1.20
>>64081396
11th for her most meme song Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPwtJ89jes4
waiting for my nandos lads
any good new memes?
>>64081409
12th is a bit too nineties, but alright if you don't get triggered by kylie dancing with nig nogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laKTNm5fMR0
>>64081352
based reality kings irl rule 34ing
is Ifran Pathan related to Yusuf Pathan?
>>64081436
I don't think so la
Is Fawad Ahmed related to Yasir Shah?
Got an email from JB Hifi just now
>>64081429
13th
>tfw no giantess kylie gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5DvC71rItU
>>64081452
Is Yasir Shah related to Lionel Messi?
>>64081473
14th and last song for tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BNvxPYFsZk
>>64081487
Thanks for that great journey
>coached by some of the greatest players of all time
>superior BBC genetics
>long history of international dominance
>one of the worst test playing teams
Explain this /cric/
who is the steph curry of cricket?
>>64081549
Muh T20
Second semester uni results come out in 2 hours lads
me on pooicide watch
Just got an email from my high school crush
>>64081553
Don Bradman
>>64081595
what did he say?
>>64081601
"hu dis?"
Just got an email from Matt
Who is the Don Bradman of cricket?
>>64081615
Steph Curry
>>64081615
will Smith
>>64081595
Hated how my crushes were all substantially hotter than me
>>64081627
Hated how I had high standards despite the fact i'm short and average at best
>>64081627
Never, ever apologise for having high standards in life. Unless of course you only reserve those standards for women, then you deserve to be punished.
Wassup my dudes??? :p
How many coffees a day is to much? Iv'e had 4 today but i want another one. I just have black coffee
>>64081648
why do you people have shit-tier skin and why did i have to get it
>>64081667
irish genetics arguably aren't even european theyre so shit
>>64081657
>tfw never started drinking coffee because I knew I'd become an addict
sadly one of my smartest life decisions
>>64081678
Yeah true mate, i used to be addicted to meth and alcohol so coffee is a whole lot better now
anyone else here not use toilet paper and just clean their bumhole in the shower?
>>64081657
4 is way too many
Coffe is good for you but not that much
>>64081672
>>64081667
Haha nice one guys :) how was your day?
who /justgotpaid/ here?
>>64081696
what prozzie you thinking of getting
>Still gotta sleep two more times until the test starts
>>64081705
can't afford one mate, bought mum a ticket to rob thomas for christmas
>>64081722
Thanks saxon
>>64080441
Let me ask you something. Do you get off on this because you aren't doing so well in life so you take joy in watching others perform worse than you? I had a good laugh at his posts at first, but the more I saw him post and every time you post his photos/tweets etc...I just get so fucking disgusted knowing someone out there like this exists. If I wasn't legally bound by restrictions I would definitely kill him, along with a few other people of course.
>>64081720
i don't think i've heard a rob thomas song since 2007
>>64081763
Please just kys instead.
Due to the rapid decline of their "poomunity", /rug/ has been merged into /cric/.
To the OP of /cric/ threads, please include /rug/ in the subject of the next 2-3 threads to ease the transition, and make sure this news is posted in the text.
All yawnion discussion on /sp/ is to be contained within /cric/ from now on.
As is tradition in /rug/, Welsh will not be welcome here.
Cheers.
>>64081763
What did you do today? I stayed in my room all day
>>64081773
>LE KISSY KISSY XD XD
How about I just take my boat over and kick your arse idiot?
>>64081812
Just taught English to some kids.
>>64081812
Same expect I went downstairs a few times
>>64081815
Who is it supposed to be anyway?
>>64081826
Yeah i took a massive dump
Execute all muslims.
>>64063561
2016 AFL Ladder:
1. Hawthorn
2. West Coast
3. Fremantle
4. Bulldogs
5. North Melbourne
6. Geelong
7. Essendon
8. GWS
9. Sydney
10. Richmond
11. Port Adelaide
12. Adelaide
13. Gold Coast
14. Melbourne
15. St Kilda
16. Collingwood
17. Brisbane
18. Carlton
>>64081850
I can't wait for you to leave after your casual as fuck predictions are once again all wrong
>>64081850
>7. Essendon
I know this is your gimmick but still top kek
just spilt pepsi max all over my shorts
really uncomfortable
>>64081870
>all wrong
Last season I was right on the prediction that matters most: the premiers.
>>64081894
Because no one else picked Hawthorn to win the flag
Have to go outside tomorrow
>>64081905
Why? I haven't been outside since last Wednesday
>>64081920
Have to apply for some jobs
>>64081850
based connard out of jail lads
>>64081894
>picked Hawthorn to win in 2014
I predict the sun will rise tomorrow morning
>>64081850
OK mate there are some serious things wrong with this ladder.
>top 4
This seems reasonable but West Coast clinching second place, just seems bizarre. Their shitty game plan was exposed on Grand Final day and will be exploited by all teams next season. Bulldogs won't even make finals again let alone top 4.
>5-8
Yeah I can agree with this, but I don't see North Melbourne making the 8 with their aging list and a primarily blue collared team.
>9-13
Seems reasonable but you are severely underestimating Port and giving Gold Coast a bit too much by including them in this category.
>14-18
Collingwood has too much class to finish 16th, and St. Kilda are further along the rise than any teams listed in your 9-13 category with the exception of Port who I firmly believe haven't peaked yet.
>Graeme Smith, the former South Africa captain who retired in March 2014, is considering a comeback to international cricket. He is getting ready for the Masters Champions League and reports suggest he might end up training with his old team-mates again, as they prepare for full series against England in December.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/southafrica/content/story/950047.html?CMP=chrome
kek
KEK
he hasnt hit a ball in 18 months and he'd probably still walk into their shit team
>>64081369
underrated
>>64081958
>Bulldogs
I'm not sure about them. They looked really good at times but they still can't defend. That final spot in the top four is very much up for grabs and they're as good a bet as anyone else. They're not in the premiership race however.
>North
You could've made those criticisms the past few years. They just keep doing better than I expect. It's time to just accept that they're pretty good.
>Port
They lost to Carlton. There are no excuses for the way they performed this year.
>Gold Coast
Lots of injuries to important players this year, plus there was a bit of a cultural purge. If Ablett can stay on the park he'll win another Brownlow. Tough team to predict though.
>Collingwood
Do not rate. They've only got one high quality mature player in Pendlebury (Treloar's quality too but not a leader) and we keep hearing about their development and exciting youth despite them never improving.
>>64081606
kek
>>64082031
cock out and ready
daily reminder lads
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/54791850/#54796675
Mick Jagger's voice is complete shit but it fit the stones perfectly
>>64082062
>literally nothing new has happened in a year
i'm unhappy
>>64082062
are those rankings still accurate?
I remember being the driving force behind the original au/sp/ threads. Good times
>>64082072
KEK, i din't even realise that was 1 year ago today
>>64082087
shit desu, you've had 4 hours to think of something better
>>64082087
how big was it?
>>64082085
hello poosterkid
>>64082087
>>see her eyes look down and smile
obvious fake girls don't actually like the look of penises
>>64082062
croweater was always terrible
pretty sure he is still around trying to force a-league threads
>>64082012
Casual as fuck
>>64082112
RC as fuck you mean m8, notice how he has just casually disappeared?
>RC leaves
>Freshness turns up
KAK (Kerri-Ann Kennelly)
>>64082087
>lil stiffy at 14
Possible? I don't think my dick grew after I was 13
>>64082125
this is au/sp/ lad
>>64082125
Even RC knows more about AFL than Freshcunt
>>64082143
>what is a pseudo personality
piss off freshie
>>64082087
>cont...
well atleast finish it
>>64082125
What about?
>>64082159
that was me faggot
>>64082159
Just finish it, i enjoyed it so far
>>64082143
I'm certain that you're butthurt because I don't rate the club you barrack for.
>>64082159
wasnt me lad
and if you aren't going to finish your story because someone insulted you on an anonymous chinese imageboard then you should probably kiss your sister
>>64082144
stupid grils should realise that vaginas aren't very deep anyway
>>64082144
How small was it?
>>64082181
t. mandingo
>you know realise mackaybro IS incestbro
>>64082181
I'm sure girls would know better than men you sped
>>64082111
>>64082104
Little sexual experience detected. A confident woman always gives a little smirk if she sees your dick unexpectedly. It's her way of telling you it isn't special and she could definitely cop it if she had it inside her.
/cric/ should be renamed to /social club for autistic NEETs/
>>64082208
Nice projecting and exposing yourself as an autistic neet
>>64082204
they're pretty terrible with size of all things
>freshness disapears
>RC turns up
Its fuckin hot lads
>>64080441
I hate this faggot so much
>>64082171
>LE BUD HIRD XDXD
More because your reasoning literally could not be more shallow and retarded. You try to present yourself as some sort of 'AFL guru' and when your predictions go horribly wrong you resort to saying >b-but i predicted the team who won the last 2 flags would win the next one!
You also severely over rate Essendon, but all Essendon supporters do that.
>>64082202
that explains so much
>>64082263
holy shit
Freshcunt status =
B T F O
T
F
O
>>64082257
I was referencing the part where you wrote she gave a little smirk which confirmed my assumption about the way she smiled at you.
It's actually pretty hot dude to be honest, assuming she wasn't blood related. I didn't have my first sexual encounter with an older woman until I was 17 and she was only in her 30s. Still enjoy fucking milfs but it's less desirable now than it was in my developing years.
>>64082263
I refuted your claim that all my predictions were wrong. I'm not an Essendon supporter. Reminder that I came second in the /afl/ tipping comp. Peace out.
>>64082263
Answer his question, which team do you barrack for, because at this rate I'm tipping it's Carltank.
>>64082299
Honestly why would you ever reject the offer
>>64082326
M A C K A Y
A
C
K
A
Y
>>64082326
Yeah, but what was the reasoning
>>64082243
How big are you now?
>>64080762
Left
>>64082331
Right so Mackay is now the new /gong/ is it?
My only memory of Mackay is standing outside a corner shop and seeing a few guys in the back of a ute sitting on couches driving past me, blaring out some creedence clearwater revival song.
>>64082357
>Right so Mackay is now the new /gong/ is it?
no
>>64082357
No. Mackay is the home of the anon who was posting the other night about how he was trying to hire a hooker to kuck him but really just wanted to spend time with her
he could have used your help, that lad was a fucking wreck
>>64082357
You ever been to Wollongong?
>>64082362
I would have expected you to press harder if the hole was indeed goat
>>64082285
>this pathetic damage control
The only "prediction" you could be proud ofbout was one that any casual could make, even an NRL fan who only watches one game per year.
You have been EXPOSED as a supreme AFL casual.
>>64082362
because she has anal herpes you fucking idiot.
NEW THREAD
>>64082383
>>64082383
>>64082383
>>64082383
>>64082370
>i gained about an inch from losing weight
this would explain why my penis seems to be shrinking as i get fatter
>>64082400
Had my asshole licked once by a chick I pulled in Bali
Shit was so cash
>>64082375
Gone past it a few times, doesn't look very interesting but I'm sure it has a very special and unique culture just like every other city everyone has lived in.
walkcunt on suicide watch
hello
walkcunt on suicide watch
NEW THREAD REMINDER
>>64082383
>>64082383
>>64088342
>le fug le walggunt
