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Australia vs West Indies first test starts on Thursday the 10th
New Zealand vs Sri Lanka first test also starts on the 10th
IND VS SAF
India 334 & 267/5d
South Africa 121 & 40/1
South Africa require another 441 runs with 9 wickets remaining
first for /damper/
who /gong/ here?
/afl/ is ITT at this VERY moment
remember when poo peeland was good at cricket?
Good thread.
I'm being sarcastic btw, I actually think it's shit.
>>64026242
how's it feel to be a 1 team sport?
Has the moon risen where you live yet?
lmfaooo amla 6 off 113
the absolute madman
>>64026238
Not a very good place to make damper mate, wouldn't be hot enough to get it to set properly
Got an email from Holly Ferling today
>Umesh Yadav (rfm) 6.0 4 2 0 0.33
>>64026259
about what?
>>64026255
the moon doesn't rise m8.
If you look you can see it in the same place no matter what time it is
>>64026259
yeah. she sent it while i was giving her a blowjob
>>64026267
just keeping me up to date on her WBBL performance
>>64026268
>>64026255
nope, moon rise is like 1am here tonight
>>64026277
literally perfect
lads
http://strawpoll.me/6191589
>>64026236
/gong/ here mate. Did you watch the majestic moon rise this evening?
Execute all muslims.
>>64026255
creeping up over the Darling Scarp right now
>LE FUG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD
>>64026292
>>64026299
I know both these posts are you, endgame man
NEHE MOULDER-SMELLY
Why don't South Africa just have a slog?
>>64026207
IIFYM
>>64026314
Back to your """""poomunity"""""
With 200 posts over the course of 5 days
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
>>64026320
What a shit "sport" KEK
>>64026320
>averaging 40 PPD
KEK, what a pathetic poomunity
Hey /cric/ in the /AFL/ tradition we need to get an official /cric/ autist team going, with the most dilligent spergs who shit up cric
I'll start, the list at the current time:
Holly poster
Execute all muslims, >LE FUG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD guy
stats autist
Collapse now
>>64026329
This is the 3rd /cric/ thread iv'e seen today tbqh
>>64026333
>Execute all muslims, >LE FUG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD guy
That's Saxon
>>64026333
>you now remember when Gary Bitchway unironically used the term "forming friendships" when listing the benefits of /afl/ as a community
>>64026333
Didn't someone post a /cric/ Australian poosonality list a couple threads back?
>>64026333
Most embarrassing post itt.
>>64026338
That's because we are a healthy, active, thriving community that has in depth discussions on a wide variety of topics.
>>64026329
Wha the fuck r u accusing me of cunt?
>>64026356
>That's because we are a healthy, active, thriving community that has in depth discussions on a wide variety of topics.
This is what shitposters actually believe
>/cric/ has an average PPD of over 1000
How can other communities compete?
>>64026353
>Gatebro
A beta who became famous for being kucked by a gate, Gatebro is obsessed with Worst Australia's domestic cricketers and unironically believes Voges to be the best middle order batsman in the world and a better spinner than Nathan Lyon. He can be found shilling for the inclusion of Bancroft, Coulter-Nile or the Marshs in the Australian team
>Poodam
Poodam is a babyfaced expat from England who worships /mu/core trash like Sonic Youth and is a devoted fan of Essendope. Poodam was born into wealth and attended a posh all-boys school in Perth where he learnt to love cock and is behind all anti-working class posts and all attempts to shill "based Tone" on /cric/
>Saxon
Saxon is an underages /pol/tard with few friends who is such a fan of the "epic and funny 4chan culture" that he shares it all over his normiebook. He is credited with pioneering the "execute all Muslims" meme and will wittily refer to any Indian poster as "pajeet" and tell them to poo in the loo
>Redditgoose
Rose to fame during the Ashes with his obsession with Hazlewood and irrational hatred of the banana under the moniker "NotGoose". He was later exposed as the redditor KrazyKrejza by his fellow redditor Statsautist and can be found Mattposting about the potential shown by Hazleshit and Worst Marsh on /cric/ and r/cricket/
>Reality Check
A Kucktorian NEET who spends his Centrelink check funding a Malaysian proxy to add """validity""" to his fictional life as a multi-million satanist who works in advertising
>Thread Counter
A summer of cricket casual who only appears when Australia are playing. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia and cannot handle not being the OP of each /cric/ thread. If his precious thread counter is disrupted, he is known to spam the current thread with gore, while talking to himself in another, ""comfier"" thread in a desperate attempt to make people migrate over to him. Also the hollyposter
>>64026324
>>64026329
>>64026338
Nice cricket discussion you've got here
Who /hatesindians/ here?
Execute all Irish.
>>64026366
>Mackay Lad
A sad beta from Mackay who begs prosititutes to watch movies with him and teach him to interact with women
>Matt
>Convict
>Zerogoose
All extensively documented elsewhere
>Josh Reynolds
Any post made referring to Josh Reynolds has been made by Josh Reynolds, and if it is unacknowledged "based joshy" will dump his pathetically limited trap folder in a desperate attempt to gather (You)s
Should I watch the India vs South Africa or Sylhet Super Stars vs Barisal Bulls (T-20)
It's 1:30 in the morning and I just got home from work and I want maximum comfy
>>64026376
India v South Africa is a fucking boring blackest right now, Amla is LITERALLY 11 off 134 balls
just watch the meme game
>>64026369
Your wheel fell off ranjit
>>64026376
Well South Africa have a run rate of 1 run an over if thats what you mean by "comfy"
>>64026369
who /nevergettingteststatus/ here?
>>64026376
This is why you are an enormous cockmuncher;
>Be born in America
>Struggle to make friends
>As such, you never get accepted into social groups within baseball, basketball or football, the traditional American sports
>You think "hey I know, I'll be obscure!", and you follow soccer into (where I assume you still are) your teenage years
>You look for a team to follow
>"Can't follow anyone in the MLS or in the EPL, because that's too mainstream for me!"
>"I know, I'll pick a slightly less mainstream, but still semi-well known club from France to follow, so I don't seem like a bandwagoner (for say, picking Barcelona or Man Utd), and don't seem like a pretentious faggot (for say, picking a more obscure team from France or somewhere else in Europe).
>It isn't enough to just follow this team on your own, you have to make sure that everyone possible knows you follow this team, so you trip up on /sp/ with a trip dedicated SOLELY to posting obvious PSG delusion mixed in with extremely general statements which show you actually know very little about the club itself
>Use "we" in every post, claiming you have some sort of connection to the club, which you fucking don't
You're an American outcast who chose PSG as your club to follow so you could garner attention for being an "unusual" American who isn't a bangwagoner nor a hipster. In the end you've made yourself look like something much worse.
This should be edited slightly to replace soccer with cricket, but it accurately describes you.
>curries are actually trying to convince themselves that Amla's autism is entertaining on cricinfo
>>64026385
that's more sleepy than comfy, guess it's T-20 tonight then
>>64026366
>Le reality check is Malaysian meme xD xD
>>64026390
BASED GOOSE
Got an email from Mitre10 today
>>64026376
>LE UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE XDXD
>>64026390
Is this some /cric/ copypasta? Neat.
>>64026395
Hi Elitespouter
>>64026395
>this triggers the Cambodian
>>64026400
You're not welcome here, you LITERAL loser.
>>64026398
What about?
>>64026400
It's a soccer copypasta.
Everything autissies claim as "original" they ripped off from somewhere else.
>>64026400
>Be born in America
>Struggle to make friends
>As such, you never get accepted into social groups within baseball, basketball or football, the traditional American sports
>You think "hey I know, I'll be obscure!", and you follow soccer into (where I assume you still are) your teenage years
>You look for a team to follow
>"Can't follow anyone in the MLS or in the EPL, because that's too mainstream for me!"
>"I know, I'll pick a slightly less mainstream, but still semi-well known club from France to follow, so I don't seem like a bandwagoner (for say, picking Barcelona or Man Utd), and don't seem like a pretentious faggot (for say, picking a more obscure team from France or somewhere else in Europe).
>It isn't enough to just follow this team on your own, you have to make sure that everyone possible knows you follow this team, so you trip up on /sp/ with a trip dedicated SOLELY to posting obvious PSG delusion mixed in with extremely general statements which show you actually know very little about the club itself
>Use "we" in every post, claiming you have some sort of connection to the club, which you fucking don't
You're an American outcast who chose PSG as your club to follow so you could garner attention for being an "unusual" American who isn't a bangwagoner nor a hipster. In the end you've made yourself look like something much worse.
>>64026412
Going out of business notice
>>64026414
I got a chuckle out of it saying MLS is too mainstream for my tastes when I'm literally an MLS tripfag
>64026414
top newcunt. thats a goose pasta freshie
>>64026420
Go back to your wogball thread dick knob
>>64026414
The copypasta was LITERALLY created by Zerogoose, aka the founder of /cric/.
You would know this if you weren't a seething freshcunt.
>>64026418
>>64026390
>LE FUG LE EWE ESS AY
>>64026434
that was memespouter false flagging
>>64026434
It's Krazykreja just ignore it and it will go away
>>64026440
about what?
>>64026434
Saxon and Daniel
>>64026434
>he doesn't follow the link and shitpost in other threads
literally the freshest cunt ITT is right here lads
>>64026442
just keeping me up to date with their animated hentai OVA catalog
>>64026437
>LE FUGG LE ORDISTIG MEENSBOWDER XDD :D XDD
If you weren't here when Poodam got doxxed then you are a SEETHING freshcunt
>>64026402
Not your autistic Australian friend
>>64026405
thanks
i saw you faggots danielposting on /mu/ the other day
the thread was about being seething cunts for thinking tpab and other albums are your aoty or some shit
>>64026453
janitor banned me for two weeks over that
>>64026433
>>64026429
Note how he doesn't reply to this.
He HATES it when his freshness gets exposed and tries to sweep it under the rug by ignoring it.
Anyone here of Aboriginal descent?
>>64026457
Nah I just choose not to reply to blatant misinformation.
>>64026455
lmao
it was funny as fuck though
>>64026458
me lad
>LE BLOCK ALL DAY MEN
>>64026457
note how he reponds to this in furious damage control mode.
>>64026466
No, you CHOOSE to lay low and ignore posts when you get completely exposed as the freshcunt you are.
You've done this almost a dozen times. At the same time, you constantly make posts about how >LE DANIELPOSTING ERA IS GOAT XDXD, and >LE FUG LE OLDFAG ERA XDXD, because you are absolutely seething that you weren't here for the golden era, and there's no way you can ever be involved in conversation when it turns towards the "good old days".
As for the "misinformation", you are just showing your freshness even more. The pasta was originally created by Obesitygoose, and was directed towards an American PSG supporter trip who, at the time, used to constantly make PSG "general" threads that only he populated, and referred to the team as "we".
One night Obesitygoose entered one of said threads and hit him with that post, and the pasta stuck.
>>64026489
TRUTH BOMBS
>>64026473
>>64026458
this lad too
you have 5 minutes to name a better all rounder than Kallis besides Sobers
>>64026489
Not even going to read this lol
>>64026502
>HAHA DIDNT READ LEL XDXD
You are on legitimate suicide watch right now.
Got an email from Home Timber and Hardware today
>>64026498
Terry Elliot
>>64026498
this lad
>>64026498
Shane Watson
>>64026509
about what?
Goosey, are you here m8?
>>>/v/319144490
>>>/v/319144564
>not catching that
>110 posts
>6 posters
Kek. Nice "community" you've got here
>>64026517
Was there ever a more meme innings in cricket history?
>>64026545
That's not me. I actually don't mind the term "professional gamer". It's accurate. Playing video games is their profession, it's how they pay the bills.
Calling it a """"sport"""" is what triggers me, because it's absolutely incorrect.
>>64026550
>shooting up San Bernardino
this will be the worst ""summer of cricket""" for many years to come
windies getting btfo by the literal who's CA XI, this will be stat pad: the series
expect stove and warner to capitalise in the first innings of each test
if the windies take 10 wickets in the first test i'll be surprised
>>64026576
You realize you're an """"annoying"""" cunt for """""consistently"""""" typing like """"""""""""""""""""""""this""""""""""""""""""" and we all fucking get it you hate """"""""""""""""""""""""/v/
"""""""""
Why don't you just """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fuck off""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" and stop """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""shitposting""""""""""""""
>>64026576
Burns to be bowled for <10 and warner and steve will put on longest 2nd wicket partnership in test history
WE'RE BACK LADS
>>64026584
ESM
S
M
>>64026572
>complain when muslims can't integrate into other cultures
>comlpain when they do
>>64026600
BTFO
>>64026591
BLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCK
I wish New Zealand had cricketers capable of this level of patience
Would David Warner be capable of batting out a draw?
>126 posts
>25 posters
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
FUCKIN LMAO
NICE """"POOMUNITY""" LELELELELL
>>64026707
>200 posts
>5 days
kekekekekekekekekek
>>64026701
He doesn't need to be, he is an opener.
Of Australia's current XI I would pick Khwaja and either smith or neville
AMD > InLel
Discuss
>putting this much effort into blocking out a dead rubber
Lovin it desu, gj beard, gj Abraham Benjamin Franklin
>>64026715
not smith
voges and khawaja
>>64026751
What? Isn't it just this?
http://www.gnsports.com.au/products/au/gray-nicolls/bats/senior-range/kaboom-signature-dw
>>64026837
What he means is it's LITERALLY his bat. As in, a bat HE used.
Fucking autist.
>Indians literally chanting AB after he scores seven
How can you be that kucked as a team honestly
AB
BABY
Amla 23 (207)
ABDV 11 (91)
Test cricket is the best, guys.
>>64026586
It will just be a repeat of the WACA day 1
I genuinely believe this tour was booked to inflate >our stats after a lacklustre ashes and UAE tour
>>64026600
Genuinely good rebuttal from Ishmal
>>64026837
It's got the same stickers, but you're retarded to think that Warner gets the same ones they sell in store
>>64026817
AMD is LITERALLY a sinking ship
Their GPUs are falling behind Nvidia and Intel surpassed their CPUs years ago
>>64026874
this is coming from a country with who as captain?
>>64026874
I'm honestly loving this. Nothing better to study to than a good block-a-thon.
>there are curries who bought tickets expecting ABDV to play like he does in the IPL
>>64026937
>implying if Saffas save this test match those same people wouldn't cherish the memory of witnessing the greatest test match of the year.
>>64027110
It would be GOAT if they played some shots and brought India's lead into question, but right now they're just trying to autism them to death
Playing like Cook isn't saving the game
new thread
>>64026881
>>64026881
>>64026881
>>64026881
>>64027172
>354 posts early
autism
>>64027168
They've seen how playing shots has worked for them this entire series.
>>64026441
>LEE FUGG LE KHRAYZYKHREJA XDD
>>64026715
>and either smith
LOL
Reminder all your cricfus love the Big Indian Cock.
>>64027223
You are literally an honourary Poo Peelander
>>64027260
>LEEEE FUGG LE PEEH POOHLANDURS XDD :D :D XD
>>64027247
>Some fans at the Kotla are chanting AB, AB as de Villiers walks off the field with Hashim Amla.
literally kuckold: the "nation"
>>64027286
that would be NZ mate
>less than two weeks away from BBL
>>64027286
>not loving the greatest modern day batsman
We don't have to pretend to be 'cunts' all the time like some 'nations', we can afford to appreciate great cricketers.
>>64027872
eh it happens sometimes
Lara, 10dulkar & Kallis all got standing ovations from every venue during their final tours here
>>64027882
This.
Just not overrated meme players like ABDV
>>64027882
Murali got a lot of respect when he played BBL tbqh. He's genuinely likable though
>>64027947
this triggers the fox sports posting casual
Morning lads
>>64029047
Does Smoth have autism?
My birthday today lads
>>64029566
happy birthday mate, get any emails?
>>64029566
Happy birthday cunt
>>64029047
>>64029047
One in two Australian men will have skin cancer by the age of 85
>>64029566
Happy birthday mate. You going to a fancy restaurant or anything?
>>64029951
Solely to do a big poo
>>64026600
holy fuck, that was good.
>>64030394
Sounds good
Just a reminder that Indians stink and are incredibly nerdy and lame people. I think I can speak for /cric/ as a whole when I say that no Indians should ever post here again.
>>64031009
I've liked sideways india posters on 4chan as of now, don't make me change my perception pal.
>>64031127
Fuck up you smelly cunt I don't care if you like me or not.
>>64031430
You don't even play cricket lol.
Only test playing nations are allowed to post in this thread. Go back to your 'sports' potato face.
>>64031485
Are you seriously mocking the country I'm from? You are from fucking India you diarrhea eating shitlord. You cunts don't even have toilets, you all stink of a mixture of shit and curry. You fucking disgust me cunt.
>>64031719
>not being a upper class fair skinned elite in India
I live like a King here dickhead. I can literally pick any chick I want they worship me. What do you do besides getting drunk and and playing video games your momma bought for you?
>>64026277
>>64026285
why doesn't she have an upper lip?
>>64031983
An upper class*
You clearly didn't get an upper class education, do they even have schools there? I wouldn't ever want an Indian female to worship me, they are fucking hideous. They are all hairy disgusting pigs, exactly the same as the men.
>>64032112
You want me to email her and ask?
>>64032334
yes BSA
>>64032329
>implying Indian girls will even look at your potato face
Does any female except your mum even talk to you?
It's like I"m in /int/, go back to that shithole fuckface.
super over > t20 > odi > eating my own shit > tests
>>64032329
what is a potatonigger doing in a /cric/ thread?
>>64033126
Pick a book and while reading it watch the final day of the test match tomorrow. Even if Saffas lose the resolve and fight they are showing is what Test cricket is all about. If this doesn't change your perception towards Tests I feel sorry for you pal.
>>64033045
>Photo backdrop is literally a slum
Daily reminder all Indians are scum.
>>64033647
It's a garage.
>>64033683
>this obsession with India
Paki detected
>>64033721
Don't lie, you know that 99% of your urban areas look like that you scum cunt.
>>64033768
>sticking to the urban areas
nigger detected
>>64033826
>nigger detected
nigger detected
>>64033045
These are the most attractive women that India is capable of producing.
Kekmfao
>>64033871
>autissie """""""""""""Banter"""""""""""""""""
kek
KEK
>>64033952
This is how every post from you slumcunts looks like:
Fuk u paki, u fuk u oWn mother biCh. Sehwag murder u nd u family idiot.
>>64031127
>>64031485
>taking baits
you can do better, family member.
>>64033882
Those are literally my classmates an average girls one will find in any city center. On the other hand average irish """women""" look like this.
>>64034255
I'm struggling to understand your slum ramblings, please try to type coherent sentences next time. If you'd just accept you come from the worst nation on the entire planet then this will become a lot easier.
Execute all muslims.
fucking wew don't think I've had a game this thrilling in a while lads
>both tests start on the same day
>there will be two /cric/ threads
>all the acbs will flock to the shit one because they only watch Australia
>all the people who actually like cricket will watch the other match because it might actually be good cricket
Looking forward to it lads
>>64042363
>implying Autstralia can beat India in meme20 gamea.
Indian girls are fucking fuck fugly in general. If your're denying that, youre in denial.
>>64043047
Nice.
On the 10th of Dec we will know whether or not NZ can sustain a match thread by themselves. We can actually compare both the threads to find out which is a better "poomunity".
Looking forward to it pals.
>>64043396
>implying you've met any proper Indian girls
American born confused desis aren't your typical Indian girls.
>>64043510
Whatever dude, I've travelled to India, they're worse in India itself.
>>64042363
>Australia beating India in an ODI @ home
do we literally do this every single year?
>based BBL will only be shown live
Who else /nrl/ here?
>>64046223
what?
>>64050675
>inb4 9001 replies
>>64033768
BTFO
209 replies
44 posters
>>64056481
Thoughts on the poomunity?
>>64033045
Proxy off mate.
>>64056561
kys rc
>>64056593
Not your autistic australian friend
>>64056593
Not your autistic Australian friend.
>>64056611
looks like you're proxy timed out there
fucking embarrassing mate
kys out of shame now
>>64056744
Please kys
>>64056796
good job editing the div block
kYs
>>64056881
Being this fucking autistic.
>>64056705
what kind of retard would you have to be to live (ironically or unironically) in south east asia?
>>64056999
Going to Canada next year. Can't wait to get out of this place. Wasn't my choice to move here in the first place tbqh
>>64056946
I've literally posted proof on older threads.
chances of an SA draw?
>>64057197
Will be extremely tough on a day 5 subcontinent pitch but I'm sure they can manage it. They're got Duminy and Faf yet to bat. Both of these guy can play incredible nightwatchman innings when needed.
>>64056925
>you
>>64034255
>"literally my classmates"
I've seen that pic posted multiple times before
let's compare Australian cities to American cities
I'll start
Sydney=New York City
Melbourne=Los Angeles
Brisbane=Miami
Adelaide=Dallas
Perth=San Diego
Darwin=Chicago
Hobart=Honolulu
Cairns=Philadelphia
Gold Coast=Boston
Alice Springs=Phoenix
Newcastle=Seattle
>>64057618
this couldn't be more incorrect
knead your sourdough la'
>>64057618
What is the /gong/ of America?
>>64057701
Charleston,South Carolina
>/rug/ so dead it archived at around 250 posts
KEK
Just woke up lads
watched any handegg today la's?
>>64058068
No, I don't watch thugby.
>>64058068
Cheatriots lost agian
Did the Panthers win?
who /uwa/ here?
>>64058284
I saw some guy rub pig blood all over the halal microwave once
Some left action chick went nuts
Daily reminder this happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2YxZe_c7-0
>>64058536
Warne is a cunt tbqh
>>64058536
>fight
Will de Villiers save this test?
what's /cric/s favorite blocking/defensive innings for a batsman all time?
>>64058824
Literally none, they all suck
A run rate below 1 is pure autism
>>64057618
horrible list
Sydney=New York City
Melbourne=Boston
Adelaide=Chicago (not sure about this, never been to Chicago. Only made this link because they're both more or less in the middle and boring as fuck)
Brisbane=San Jose (again not sure)
Perth=Houston
Canberra=Washington DC
Darwin=Guam
Hobart=Seattle
Cairns=Honolulu
Gold Coast=Miami
Alice Springs=Area 51
Newcastle=Providence
>>64058803
https://twitter.com/WilldeVilliers?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author
>>64058924
>Melbourne=Boston
>Perth=Houston
>>64059003
tbqh he's FAR more accurate than you
there are literally no similarities between Melbourne and LA. If anything, Sydney is LA.
Daily reminder that the beef Hunger Tamer box from Hungry Jacks is the best value fast food in Australia
>KFC
kek
KEK
>>64059003
>>Melbourne=Boston
because of their attitudes and what they're famous for
Generalising but both cities are snobby as fuck and think they're better than everyone. Shitty weather in both and both have meme sports teams.
>>Perth=Houston
WA is the closest thing we have to Texas and Perth is far more similar to Texas than anything in California.
WA & Texas are both meme states with a semi-serious secessionist minority. Also full of rednecks. Similar climate as well.
>>64059054
what's the /gong/ of America?
>>64059054
I just don't think we have an equivalent of LA at all. The only parallel Perth has is geography.
As you said Sydney is the closest but Sydney is also more similar to Jew York than LA anyway
This is the Hobart pitch 4 days out
Based Tassies trying to have the first ever Test match to finish inside a single day
>>64059184
is Hobart a meme ground?
I remember they played a couple World Cup games there
>>64059223
It used to be the swingbabby capital of Australia
>AMLEL
