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Australia vs West Indies first test starts on Thursday the 10th
New Zealand vs Sri Lanka first test also starts on the 10th
IND VS SAF
India 334 & 267/5d
South Africa 121 & 40/1
South Africa require another 441 runs with 9 wickets remaining
first for /damper/
who /gong/ here?
/afl/ is ITT at this VERY moment
remember when poo peeland was good at cricket?
Good thread.
I'm being sarcastic btw, I actually think it's shit.
>>64026242
how's it feel to be a 1 team sport?
Has the moon risen where you live yet?
lmfaooo amla 6 off 113
the absolute madman
>>64026238
Not a very good place to make damper mate, wouldn't be hot enough to get it to set properly
Got an email from Holly Ferling today
>Umesh Yadav (rfm) 6.0 4 2 0 0.33
>>64026259
about what?
>>64026255
the moon doesn't rise m8.
If you look you can see it in the same place no matter what time it is
>>64026259
yeah. she sent it while i was giving her a blowjob
>>64026267
just keeping me up to date on her WBBL performance
>>64026268
>>64026255
nope, moon rise is like 1am here tonight
>>64026277
literally perfect
lads
http://strawpoll.me/6191589
>>64026236
/gong/ here mate. Did you watch the majestic moon rise this evening?
Execute all muslims.
>>64026255
creeping up over the Darling Scarp right now
>LE FUG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD
>>64026292
>>64026299
I know both these posts are you, endgame man
NEHE MOULDER-SMELLY
Why don't South Africa just have a slog?
>>64026207
IIFYM
>>64026314
Back to your """""poomunity"""""
With 200 posts over the course of 5 days
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
>>64026320
What a shit "sport" KEK
>>64026320
>averaging 40 PPD
KEK, what a pathetic poomunity
Hey /cric/ in the /AFL/ tradition we need to get an official /cric/ autist team going, with the most dilligent spergs who shit up cric
I'll start, the list at the current time:
Holly poster
Execute all muslims, >LE FUG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD guy
stats autist
Collapse now
>>64026329
This is the 3rd /cric/ thread iv'e seen today tbqh
>>64026333
>Execute all muslims, >LE FUG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD guy
That's Saxon
>>64026333
>you now remember when Gary Bitchway unironically used the term "forming friendships" when listing the benefits of /afl/ as a community
>>64026333
Didn't someone post a /cric/ Australian poosonality list a couple threads back?
>>64026333
Most embarrassing post itt.
>>64026338
That's because we are a healthy, active, thriving community that has in depth discussions on a wide variety of topics.
>>64026329
Wha the fuck r u accusing me of cunt?
>>64026356
>That's because we are a healthy, active, thriving community that has in depth discussions on a wide variety of topics.
This is what shitposters actually believe
>/cric/ has an average PPD of over 1000
How can other communities compete?
>>64026353
>Gatebro
A beta who became famous for being kucked by a gate, Gatebro is obsessed with Worst Australia's domestic cricketers and unironically believes Voges to be the best middle order batsman in the world and a better spinner than Nathan Lyon. He can be found shilling for the inclusion of Bancroft, Coulter-Nile or the Marshs in the Australian team
>Poodam
Poodam is a babyfaced expat from England who worships /mu/core trash like Sonic Youth and is a devoted fan of Essendope. Poodam was born into wealth and attended a posh all-boys school in Perth where he learnt to love cock and is behind all anti-working class posts and all attempts to shill "based Tone" on /cric/
>Saxon
Saxon is an underages /pol/tard with few friends who is such a fan of the "epic and funny 4chan culture" that he shares it all over his normiebook. He is credited with pioneering the "execute all Muslims" meme and will wittily refer to any Indian poster as "pajeet" and tell them to poo in the loo
>Redditgoose
Rose to fame during the Ashes with his obsession with Hazlewood and irrational hatred of the banana under the moniker "NotGoose". He was later exposed as the redditor KrazyKrejza by his fellow redditor Statsautist and can be found Mattposting about the potential shown by Hazleshit and Worst Marsh on /cric/ and r/cricket/
>Reality Check
A Kucktorian NEET who spends his Centrelink check funding a Malaysian proxy to add """validity""" to his fictional life as a multi-million satanist who works in advertising
>Thread Counter
A summer of cricket casual who only appears when Australia are playing. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia and cannot handle not being the OP of each /cric/ thread. If his precious thread counter is disrupted, he is known to spam the current thread with gore, while talking to himself in another, ""comfier"" thread in a desperate attempt to make people migrate over to him. Also the hollyposter
>>64026324
>>64026329
>>64026338
Nice cricket discussion you've got here
Who /hatesindians/ here?
Execute all Irish.
>>64026366
>Mackay Lad
A sad beta from Mackay who begs prosititutes to watch movies with him and teach him to interact with women
>Matt
>Convict
>Zerogoose
All extensively documented elsewhere
>Josh Reynolds
Any post made referring to Josh Reynolds has been made by Josh Reynolds, and if it is unacknowledged "based joshy" will dump his pathetically limited trap folder in a desperate attempt to gather (You)s
Should I watch the India vs South Africa or Sylhet Super Stars vs Barisal Bulls (T-20)
It's 1:30 in the morning and I just got home from work and I want maximum comfy
>>64026376
India v South Africa is a fucking boring blackest right now, Amla is LITERALLY 11 off 134 balls
just watch the meme game
>>64026369
Your wheel fell off ranjit
>>64026376
Well South Africa have a run rate of 1 run an over if thats what you mean by "comfy"
>>64026369
who /nevergettingteststatus/ here?
>>64026376
This is why you are an enormous cockmuncher;
>Be born in America
>Struggle to make friends
>As such, you never get accepted into social groups within baseball, basketball or football, the traditional American sports
>You think "hey I know, I'll be obscure!", and you follow soccer into (where I assume you still are) your teenage years
>You look for a team to follow
>"Can't follow anyone in the MLS or in the EPL, because that's too mainstream for me!"
>"I know, I'll pick a slightly less mainstream, but still semi-well known club from France to follow, so I don't seem like a bandwagoner (for say, picking Barcelona or Man Utd), and don't seem like a pretentious faggot (for say, picking a more obscure team from France or somewhere else in Europe).
>It isn't enough to just follow this team on your own, you have to make sure that everyone possible knows you follow this team, so you trip up on /sp/ with a trip dedicated SOLELY to posting obvious PSG delusion mixed in with extremely general statements which show you actually know very little about the club itself
>Use "we" in every post, claiming you have some sort of connection to the club, which you fucking don't
You're an American outcast who chose PSG as your club to follow so you could garner attention for being an "unusual" American who isn't a bangwagoner nor a hipster. In the end you've made yourself look like something much worse.
This should be edited slightly to replace soccer with cricket, but it accurately describes you.
>curries are actually trying to convince themselves that Amla's autism is entertaining on cricinfo
>>64026385
that's more sleepy than comfy, guess it's T-20 tonight then
>>64026366
>Le reality check is Malaysian meme xD xD
>>64026390
BASED GOOSE
Got an email from Mitre10 today
>>64026376
>LE UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE XDXD
>>64026390
Is this some /cric/ copypasta? Neat.
>>64026395
Hi Elitespouter
>>64026395
>this triggers the Cambodian
>>64026400
You're not welcome here, you LITERAL loser.
>>64026398
What about?
>>64026400
It's a soccer copypasta.
Everything autissies claim as "original" they ripped off from somewhere else.
>>64026400
>Be born in America
>Struggle to make friends
>As such, you never get accepted into social groups within baseball, basketball or football, the traditional American sports
>You think "hey I know, I'll be obscure!", and you follow soccer into (where I assume you still are) your teenage years
>You look for a team to follow
>"Can't follow anyone in the MLS or in the EPL, because that's too mainstream for me!"
>"I know, I'll pick a slightly less mainstream, but still semi-well known club from France to follow, so I don't seem like a bandwagoner (for say, picking Barcelona or Man Utd), and don't seem like a pretentious faggot (for say, picking a more obscure team from France or somewhere else in Europe).
>It isn't enough to just follow this team on your own, you have to make sure that everyone possible knows you follow this team, so you trip up on /sp/ with a trip dedicated SOLELY to posting obvious PSG delusion mixed in with extremely general statements which show you actually know very little about the club itself
>Use "we" in every post, claiming you have some sort of connection to the club, which you fucking don't
You're an American outcast who chose PSG as your club to follow so you could garner attention for being an "unusual" American who isn't a bangwagoner nor a hipster. In the end you've made yourself look like something much worse.
>>64026412
Going out of business notice
>>64026414
I got a chuckle out of it saying MLS is too mainstream for my tastes when I'm literally an MLS tripfag
>64026414
top newcunt. thats a goose pasta freshie
>>64026420
Go back to your wogball thread dick knob
>>64026414
The copypasta was LITERALLY created by Zerogoose, aka the founder of /cric/.
You would know this if you weren't a seething freshcunt.
>>64026418
>>64026390
>LE FUG LE EWE ESS AY
>>64026434
that was memespouter false flagging
>>64026434
It's Krazykreja just ignore it and it will go away
>>64026440
about what?
>>64026434
Saxon and Daniel
>>64026434
>he doesn't follow the link and shitpost in other threads
literally the freshest cunt ITT is right here lads
>>64026442
just keeping me up to date with their animated hentai OVA catalog
>>64026437
>LE FUGG LE ORDISTIG MEENSBOWDER XDD :D XDD
If you weren't here when Poodam got doxxed then you are a SEETHING freshcunt
>>64026402
Not your autistic Australian friend
>>64026405
thanks
i saw you faggots danielposting on /mu/ the other day
the thread was about being seething cunts for thinking tpab and other albums are your aoty or some shit
>>64026453
janitor banned me for two weeks over that
>>64026433
>>64026429
Note how he doesn't reply to this.
He HATES it when his freshness gets exposed and tries to sweep it under the rug by ignoring it.
Anyone here of Aboriginal descent?
>>64026457
Nah I just choose not to reply to blatant misinformation.
>>64026455
lmao
it was funny as fuck though
>>64026458
me lad
>LE BLOCK ALL DAY MEN
>>64026457
note how he reponds to this in furious damage control mode.
>>64026466
No, you CHOOSE to lay low and ignore posts when you get completely exposed as the freshcunt you are.
You've done this almost a dozen times. At the same time, you constantly make posts about how >LE DANIELPOSTING ERA IS GOAT XDXD, and >LE FUG LE OLDFAG ERA XDXD, because you are absolutely seething that you weren't here for the golden era, and there's no way you can ever be involved in conversation when it turns towards the "good old days".
As for the "misinformation", you are just showing your freshness even more. The pasta was originally created by Obesitygoose, and was directed towards an American PSG supporter trip who, at the time, used to constantly make PSG "general" threads that only he populated, and referred to the team as "we".
One night Obesitygoose entered one of said threads and hit him with that post, and the pasta stuck.
>>64026489
TRUTH BOMBS
>>64026473
>>64026458
this lad too
you have 5 minutes to name a better all rounder than Kallis besides Sobers
>>64026489
Not even going to read this lol
>>64026502
>HAHA DIDNT READ LEL XDXD
You are on legitimate suicide watch right now.
Got an email from Home Timber and Hardware today
>>64026498
Terry Elliot
>>64026498
this lad
>>64026498
Shane Watson
>>64026509
about what?
Goosey, are you here m8?
>>>/v/319144490
>>>/v/319144564
>not catching that
>110 posts
>6 posters
Kek. Nice "community" you've got here
>>64026517
Was there ever a more meme innings in cricket history?
>>64026545
That's not me. I actually don't mind the term "professional gamer". It's accurate. Playing video games is their profession, it's how they pay the bills.
Calling it a """"sport"""" is what triggers me, because it's absolutely incorrect.
>>64026550
>shooting up San Bernardino
this will be the worst ""summer of cricket""" for many years to come
windies getting btfo by the literal who's CA XI, this will be stat pad: the series
expect stove and warner to capitalise in the first innings of each test
if the windies take 10 wickets in the first test i'll be surprised
>>64026576
You realize you're an """"annoying"""" cunt for """""consistently"""""" typing like """"""""""""""""""""""""this""""""""""""""""""" and we all fucking get it you hate """"""""""""""""""""""""/v/
"""""""""
Why don't you just """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fuck off""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" and stop """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""shitposting""""""""""""""
>>64026576
Burns to be bowled for <10 and warner and steve will put on longest 2nd wicket partnership in test history
WE'RE BACK LADS
>>64026584
ESM
S
M
>>64026572
>complain when muslims can't integrate into other cultures
>comlpain when they do
>>64026600
BTFO
BLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCK
I wish New Zealand had cricketers capable of this level of patience
Would David Warner be capable of batting out a draw?
>126 posts
>25 posters
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
FUCKIN LMAO
NICE """"POOMUNITY""" LELELELELL
>>64026707
>200 posts
>5 days
kekekekekekekekekek
>>64026701
He doesn't need to be, he is an opener.
Of Australia's current XI I would pick Khwaja and either smith or neville
AMD > InLel
Discuss
>putting this much effort into blocking out a dead rubber
Lovin it desu, gj beard, gj Abraham Benjamin Franklin
>>64026715
not smith
voges and khawaja
>>64026751
What? Isn't it just this?
http://www.gnsports.com.au/products/au/gray-nicolls/bats/senior-range/kaboom-signature-dw
>>64026837
What he means is it's LITERALLY his bat. As in, a bat HE used.
Fucking autist.
>Indians literally chanting AB after he scores seven
How can you be that kucked as a team honestly
AB
BABY
Amla 23 (207)
ABDV 11 (91)
Test cricket is the best, guys.
>>64026586
It will just be a repeat of the WACA day 1
I genuinely believe this tour was booked to inflate >our stats after a lacklustre ashes and UAE tour
>>64026600
Genuinely good rebuttal from Ishmal
>>64026837
It's got the same stickers, but you're retarded to think that Warner gets the same ones they sell in store
>>64026817
AMD is LITERALLY a sinking ship
Their GPUs are falling behind Nvidia and Intel surpassed their CPUs years ago
>>64026874
this is coming from a country with who as captain?
>>64026874
I'm honestly loving this. Nothing better to study to than a good block-a-thon.
>there are curries who bought tickets expecting ABDV to play like he does in the IPL
>>64026937
>implying if Saffas save this test match those same people wouldn't cherish the memory of witnessing the greatest test match of the year.
>>64027110
It would be GOAT if they played some shots and brought India's lead into question, but right now they're just trying to autism them to death
Playing like Cook isn't saving the game
new thread
>>64026881
>>64026881
>>64026881
>>64026881
>>64027172
>354 posts early
autism
>>64027168
They've seen how playing shots has worked for them this entire series.
>>64026441
>LEE FUGG LE KHRAYZYKHREJA XDD
>>64026715
>and either smith
LOL
Reminder all your cricfus love the Big Indian Cock.
>>64027223
You are literally an honourary Poo Peelander
>>64027260
>LEEEE FUGG LE PEEH POOHLANDURS XDD :D :D XD
>>64027247
>Some fans at the Kotla are chanting AB, AB as de Villiers walks off the field with Hashim Amla.
literally kuckold: the "nation"
>>64027286
that would be NZ mate
>less than two weeks away from BBL
>>64027286
>not loving the greatest modern day batsman
We don't have to pretend to be 'cunts' all the time like some 'nations', we can afford to appreciate great cricketers.
>>64027872
eh it happens sometimes
Lara, 10dulkar & Kallis all got standing ovations from every venue during their final tours here
>>64027882
This.
Just not overrated meme players like ABDV
>>64027882
Murali got a lot of respect when he played BBL tbqh. He's genuinely likable though
>>64027947
this triggers the fox sports posting casual
Morning lads
>>64029047
Does Smoth have autism?
My birthday today lads
>>64029566
happy birthday mate, get any emails?
>>64029566
Happy birthday cunt
One in two Australian men will have skin cancer by the age of 85
>>64029566
Happy birthday mate. You going to a fancy restaurant or anything?
>>64029951
Solely to do a big poo
>>64026600
holy fuck, that was good.
>>64030394
Sounds good
Just a reminder that Indians stink and are incredibly nerdy and lame people. I think I can speak for /cric/ as a whole when I say that no Indians should ever post here again.
>>64031009
I've liked sideways india posters on 4chan as of now, don't make me change my perception pal.
>>64031127
Fuck up you smelly cunt I don't care if you like me or not.
>>64031430
You don't even play cricket lol.
Only test playing nations are allowed to post in this thread. Go back to your 'sports' potato face.
>>64031485
Are you seriously mocking the country I'm from? You are from fucking India you diarrhea eating shitlord. You cunts don't even have toilets, you all stink of a mixture of shit and curry. You fucking disgust me cunt.
>>64031719
>not being a upper class fair skinned elite in India
I live like a King here dickhead. I can literally pick any chick I want they worship me. What do you do besides getting drunk and and playing video games your momma bought for you?
>>64026277
>>64026285
why doesn't she have an upper lip?
>>64031983
An upper class*
You clearly didn't get an upper class education, do they even have schools there? I wouldn't ever want an Indian female to worship me, they are fucking hideous. They are all hairy disgusting pigs, exactly the same as the men.
>>64032112
You want me to email her and ask?
>>64032334
yes BSA
>>64032329
>implying Indian girls will even look at your potato face
Does any female except your mum even talk to you?
It's like I"m in /int/, go back to that shithole fuckface.
super over > t20 > odi > eating my own shit > tests
>>64032329
what is a potatonigger doing in a /cric/ thread?
>>64033126
Pick a book and while reading it watch the final day of the test match tomorrow. Even if Saffas lose the resolve and fight they are showing is what Test cricket is all about. If this doesn't change your perception towards Tests I feel sorry for you pal.
>>64033045
>Photo backdrop is literally a slum
Daily reminder all Indians are scum.
>>64033647
It's a garage.
>>64033683
>this obsession with India
Paki detected
>>64033721
Don't lie, you know that 99% of your urban areas look like that you scum cunt.
>>64033768
>sticking to the urban areas
nigger detected
>>64033826
>nigger detected
nigger detected
>>64033045
These are the most attractive women that India is capable of producing.
Kekmfao
>>64033871
>autissie """""""""""""Banter"""""""""""""""""
kek
KEK
>>64033952
This is how every post from you slumcunts looks like:
Fuk u paki, u fuk u oWn mother biCh. Sehwag murder u nd u family idiot.
>>64031127
>>64031485
>taking baits
you can do better, family member.
>>64033882
Those are literally my classmates an average girls one will find in any city center. On the other hand average irish """women""" look like this.
>>64034255
I'm struggling to understand your slum ramblings, please try to type coherent sentences next time. If you'd just accept you come from the worst nation on the entire planet then this will become a lot easier.
Execute all muslims.
fucking wew don't think I've had a game this thrilling in a while lads
>both tests start on the same day
>there will be two /cric/ threads
>all the acbs will flock to the shit one because they only watch Australia
>all the people who actually like cricket will watch the other match because it might actually be good cricket
Looking forward to it lads
>>64042363
>implying Autstralia can beat India in meme20 gamea.
Indian girls are fucking fuck fugly in general. If your're denying that, youre in denial.
>>64043047
Nice.
On the 10th of Dec we will know whether or not NZ can sustain a match thread by themselves. We can actually compare both the threads to find out which is a better "poomunity".
Looking forward to it pals.
>>64043396
>implying you've met any proper Indian girls
American born confused desis aren't your typical Indian girls.
>>64043510
Whatever dude, I've travelled to India, they're worse in India itself.
>>64042363
>Australia beating India in an ODI @ home
do we literally do this every single year?
>based BBL will only be shown live
Who else /nrl/ here?
>>64046223
what?
>>64050675
>inb4 9001 replies
>>64033768
BTFO
209 replies
44 posters
>>64056481
Thoughts on the poomunity?
>>64033045
Proxy off mate.
>>64056561
kys rc
>>64056593
Not your autistic australian friend
>>64056593
Not your autistic Australian friend.
>>64056611
looks like you're proxy timed out there
fucking embarrassing mate
kys out of shame now
>>64056744
Please kys
>>64056796
good job editing the div block
kYs
>>64056881
Being this fucking autistic.
what kind of retard would you have to be to live (ironically or unironically) in south east asia?
>>64056999
Going to Canada next year. Can't wait to get out of this place. Wasn't my choice to move here in the first place tbqh
>>64056946
I've literally posted proof on older threads.
chances of an SA draw?
>>64057197
Will be extremely tough on a day 5 subcontinent pitch but I'm sure they can manage it. They're got Duminy and Faf yet to bat. Both of these guy can play incredible nightwatchman innings when needed.
>>64056925
>you
>>64034255
>"literally my classmates"
I've seen that pic posted multiple times before
let's compare Australian cities to American cities
I'll start
Sydney=New York City
Melbourne=Los Angeles
Brisbane=Miami
Adelaide=Dallas
Perth=San Diego
Darwin=Chicago
Hobart=Honolulu
Cairns=Philadelphia
Gold Coast=Boston
Alice Springs=Phoenix
Newcastle=Seattle
>>64057618
this couldn't be more incorrect
knead your sourdough la'
>>64057618
What is the /gong/ of America?
>>64057701
Charleston,South Carolina
>/rug/ so dead it archived at around 250 posts
KEK
Just woke up lads
watched any handegg today la's?
>>64058068
No, I don't watch thugby.
>>64058068
Cheatriots lost agian
Did the Panthers win?
who /uwa/ here?
>>64058284
I saw some guy rub pig blood all over the halal microwave once
Some left action chick went nuts
Daily reminder this happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2YxZe_c7-0
>>64058536
Warne is a cunt tbqh
>>64058536
>fight
Will de Villiers save this test?
what's /cric/s favorite blocking/defensive innings for a batsman all time?
>>64058824
Literally none, they all suck
A run rate below 1 is pure autism
>>64057618
horrible list
Sydney=New York City
Melbourne=Boston
Adelaide=Chicago (not sure about this, never been to Chicago. Only made this link because they're both more or less in the middle and boring as fuck)
Brisbane=San Jose (again not sure)
Perth=Houston
Canberra=Washington DC
Darwin=Guam
Hobart=Seattle
Cairns=Honolulu
Gold Coast=Miami
Alice Springs=Area 51
Newcastle=Providence
>>64058803
https://twitter.com/WilldeVilliers?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author
>>64058924
>Melbourne=Boston
>Perth=Houston
>>64059003
tbqh he's FAR more accurate than you
there are literally no similarities between Melbourne and LA. If anything, Sydney is LA.
Daily reminder that the beef Hunger Tamer box from Hungry Jacks is the best value fast food in Australia
>KFC
kek
KEK
>>64059003
>>Melbourne=Boston
because of their attitudes and what they're famous for
Generalising but both cities are snobby as fuck and think they're better than everyone. Shitty weather in both and both have meme sports teams.
>>Perth=Houston
WA is the closest thing we have to Texas and Perth is far more similar to Texas than anything in California.
WA & Texas are both meme states with a semi-serious secessionist minority. Also full of rednecks. Similar climate as well.
>>64059054
what's the /gong/ of America?
>>64059054
I just don't think we have an equivalent of LA at all. The only parallel Perth has is geography.
As you said Sydney is the closest but Sydney is also more similar to Jew York than LA anyway
This is the Hobart pitch 4 days out
Based Tassies trying to have the first ever Test match to finish inside a single day
>>64059184
is Hobart a meme ground?
I remember they played a couple World Cup games there
>>64059223
It used to be the swingbabby capital of Australia
>AMLEL
is cricket comfier to watch than tennis and golf?
>>64059184
>if it isn't a batsman's paradise it's a bad pitch
this opinion is why watching tests in Australia is such a chore
I
G
G
I
E
S
>>64059517
Golf isn't even a real sport.
>>64059696
They used to be good, bowling friendly pitches until Channel 9 started bitching about ad revenue and five day tests
Watching fast bowling at the WACA used to be the best part of cricket
That feeling when AFL not back for a while
>>64059223
see >>64059257
It was more like a Poo Peeland ground than an Australian ground until Channel 9 mandated they roll out roads so that they could produce 5 day bore-draws like everywhere else
poo peeland even won there in 2011 lmao. See if you can find highlights of that game, was one of the better Tests I've seen. Looking forward to the return series because it should atleast be competitive in poo pees home conditions
>>64059223
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_ZrCTmlvQ0
res is shit but itll do
>>64059729
What have you been up to the last few days?
>>64060009
Waiting for his proxy to be unbanned
>>64059153
Sydney is similar to LA in the fact it has a very large and sprawling metro area.
>>64059184
>LE PITCH IS LE GREEN MONSTER XDXD
I am loving every laugh when it comes to all the extreme Fox Sports Facebook posting casuals who this year have suddenly decided to start looking at twitter photos of pitches before test play begins and making judgments.
It's 4 days out. A pitch looking like that, with 4 days to go, is NOT extraordinary in any way. Fuck off back to Facebook.
>>64060026
L I T E R A L L Y this
Either that or fervently trying to find a replacement proxy.
>>64060009
Hugging his anime pillow that he refers to as his girlfriend on here
>>64059517
Tennis is losing its comfiness for me now that FedGOAT is fading away
>>64059517
>>64060143
>LE GUMMMFYYYY XDXD
Easy way to spot someone who is a genuine loser.
>>64060162
You sound angry and in need of a root friend
>>64060217
>u mad? XDXD
>>>/v/
>>64060217
>using the slang "root" to try and get the Big Strong Australians on your side
holy fuck you are pathetic
>>64057328
(You) too mate.
>26(147)
>0(47)
oy vey Adelaide is happening again
RIPip career strike rates
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch?
>>64060246
>being this flustered
>over literally nothing
Wew lad
>>64059729
kys faggot.
>>64060335
>u mad? XDXD (again)
>>>/v/
You are a literal, genuine loser. You know it, I know it. I pity you.
>>64060367
>posting on a Chilean cartoon board in the middle of a work day
>call someone else a loser
Lemee guess, you're making 200 an hour to shitpost?
>>64060413
>not making 200 an hour to shitpost
fuck off lad
>>64060413
>middle of the day
It's nearly 5:00pm.
Being the Australiboo you are, I would've thought you'd be aware of that.
I'll be the big poo in your fancy restaurant, if you know what I mean
how many people show up to Boxing Day against the Windies?
>>64026220
is this bitch gonna be one of the players because that's the only way Im gunna watch
>>64060561
Victorians would have you believe that 100k would show up on Boxing Day no matter who is playing.
In reality, the stadium will be virtually empty. On days 2-5 even more so.
de Villiers ded
wow England might actually win now
>>64060587
>LE DE VILLIERS IS LE GOAT XDXD
>LE PAKISTAN IS LE ENGLAND XDXD
You are the ultimate Facebook cricket poster. Have an upboat.
>>64060561
normal Boxing Day = 80-90k (capacity is around 95kk for cricket because of the sight screens)
Windies Boxing Day = <50k
GET A BROKEN FUGGING THUMB UP YA!
>>64060598
have you been diagnosed?
>>64060603
>normal Boxing Day = 80-90k
DELUDED KUCKTORIAN DETECTED
The ONLY time Boxing Day gets over 80k is when England are playing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_Day_Test
abdv is gone lads
ABDV dead
>>64060628
>2002
Ashes really was dead then
>>64060644
>>64060639
will those be AB's Ricky Ponting 2010 moment?
Will Amla score a century?
Just watching the moon rise lads
>>64058824
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/386496.html
Got an email from NSW Police today
>25 (244)
What the fuck?
>>64060788
What about?
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64060849
>STADSGUND ON ZOOIZIDE WADGE XDXD
>>64060732
The moon doesn't rise you fucking idiot
If you look you can see it in the same place no matter what time it is
fuck this game is tickling my autism bone hard
When was the last time a team put THIS MUCH effort into a dead rubber?
>>64060904
That's because of India's position along the equator, it rises here
>>64060904
>indian education
POO IN LOO
O
O
I
N
L
O
O
>>64060934
literally this year's ashes
>>64060934
Do you have a summer job daniel?
>>64060970
He works for his mummy
Got an email from Dick Smith today
>>64060992
And what did Ol Dicky have to say?
>>64061011
Not Dick Smith, Dick Smith™ and it was reminding me of their upcoming closing down sale
KEK, where did the poo peelander run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofter on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch.
Execute all muslims.
>>64026600
kek
KEK
K E K
So theres 52 overs left. Will South Africa survive?
did you lads watch some handegg today?
>GOATistic Elitespouter comes home from work
>the poopeelians explode into arse annihilated apoplexy watch
>>64061281
Hard to say, ABDV's defense is less technical than Amla's and du Plessis is guaranteed to do something dumb eventually
If they last till tea with four wickets in hand, they're in with a chance
>>64060934
it pisses me off that the Ausfailian keket team NEVER shows this type of application.
They needed to play like this at Cardiff (among other games) but instead, like usual, they all >LE PLAYED THEIR NADURAL GAYMES XDDD
Nothing triggers me more than when the team is set 550 or watever and Warnerkuck is slashing at fucking everything.
Even if South Africa lose they've atleast given it absolutely everything. Don't think you can ever say that about the Ausfailian "batsmen" whenever they play overseas
>>64061281
Will South is a 54 year old man from Jackson, Alabama.
we're literally witnessing history with the 2015-16 Golden State Warriors lads
we are ALL witnesses
#pakistan should be banned from cricket hit like if u think 3:) #uganda >> pakistan :like: #1 commrnt = 1 slap to pak fans 3:)
>>64061379
Why Uganda?
>very bowler friendly wicket on day 5
>india has still only taken wickets after 114 overs
oh i am laughing
>All Blacks star Sonny Bill Williams has chosen his Dream XIII - the players he played with or against who made a lasting impression on him - but there is no room in the squad for rugby legends Richie McCaw or Dan Carter.
>Speaking to Australian website Sporting News, the cross-code superstar listed the top 13 rugby or league players he had come across during his playing career.
>They included All Blacks Keven Mealamu, Jerome Kaino, Aaron Cruden, Jonah Lomu, Nehe Milner-Skudder, Malakai Fekitoa, French veteran Thierry Dusautoir, English icon Jonny Wilkinson, Wallabies Kurtley Beale and Quade Cooper and league players Kieran Foran, Johnathan Thurston, Mitchell Pearce and Anthony Mundine.
Do you have to shout HOWAAAAAZAAAAAT in order for the referee to award a wicket?
>>64061537
A polite inquiry is also welcomed!
>>64061537
>tfw as a kid we were too quiet to appeal unless we were 100% certain
>umpire after the game admitted that he would have given the other team out LBW a few times if we had appealed
>>64061452
>the players he played with or against
>Lomu, Wilkinson, Mundine
>>64061561
Really?
For me it was the complete opposite.
We would basically appeal every time the ball hit the batsman or went through to the keeper.
Where did all of the poopeelians run off to?
>>64061452
>Kieran Foran
>dual pussies
>Divy: "This knock by Faf Du Plessis. This is why cricket is the most beautiful game. He had a torrid series with the bat, would have been personally been down for being unable to score, but he had to restrain his instincts, defend, block, defend. For the team. Stats will never show the value of this knock, he will return home with an average of 8.4 but today He played as good a knock as he has ever played."
Has cricinfo always been this reddit?
>>64061717
dont you know your not a true cricket fan unless your actively jerking it to this masterful display of blocking? that last block had me in tears.
>>64061717
>Has cricinfo always been this reddit?
Yes, how new are you?
Cricinfo commentors are literally ONLY Indians, fedora-wearing redditors, or both.
>gay pee poominy
>>64061717
Indians have a weird way of expressing themsleves. They attach overly strong emotions to mundane things
>>64061833
When your used to shitting on the street and having terrible plumbing and odor issues even the most mundane things to us would seem wonderful
>>64061452
>Quade Cooper
kek
KEK
>that popcorn mountain
>>64026220
boring af sport
So do you guys think that the Windies wil put up any sort of fight at all?
>>64026220
who is dis qt hnnnng
>>64026333
/cric/ team is dead without tripfags desu
>>64061930
Australian female cricketer Holly Ferling
>>64061915
Nope
>>64061315
Not your autistic Australian friend.
>>64061921
>>64061921
>>64061921
Another crowd-pleasing Australian /bet/ trip
It's like /bet/ is the holding pen for people fresh off reddit.
>>64061973
>he UNIRONICALLY browses /bet/
kidnap your sister
>>64061973
>>64061983
>LE FUG LE /BED/ XDXD
>>64061983
I don't, I just saw it on the front page and it attracted me because it appeared to be about cricket, while not in a cricket thread.
>>64061991
/bet/ is pure cancer in general form.
>>64061958
But I don't want another 3 day test match :(
is AB die
>>64061930
My gf
>>64060785
>Gambhir 137 (643)
Jesus christ
why not just bowl really really shit balls to bait the batsmen into fucking up
>>64061930
Walkbros gf
his 7th one, he has one for each day of the week
He's gonna do it again the absolute madman.
>>64062131
Because thats an easy block. Its not like they want to play shots you sped
Is Ed Cowans test career over?
>>64062131
literally
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>64062152
Yes. Unless he gets selected for the team again.
If he pulls this off will this be better than 2013 Adelaide? Well I guess not considering he's already lost the series.
>>64060009
Smoking marijuana, paddle boarding around the Malukus and catching sharks.
>>64062239
didn't know you partook in the devil's grass la'
not gonna question you though because you seem to have your shit together
>>64062239
What sort of sharks and what method did you use?
>>64060938
>>64060944
hi newfriends
>>64062253
Not often and I'm not overly fond of it but just needed to relax my mind and get away from everything that's happened in the last week.
JBs got a few PS3/360 games for like a dollar each and a few still pretty cheap on their website.
It's probably a pricing error but what the hell might splash a few.
>>64062272
Did you get grounded for staying out past your 8pm curfew?
>>64062272
Yes because being a complete and utter faggot all day every day must be tiring, eh?
>>64062284
They send you an email about it?
>>64062272
nice la'
what have you been up to?
>>64061450
Not that they are bowling bad though. Jadeja and Ashwin are beating the bat constantly. Umesh Yadav is bowling with good pace and getting them in uncomfortable positions as well. And Ishant is, well, Ishant.
Last session gon be gud.
>>64061792
Plebbit is big in India. 1/3rd of plebbit is Indians apparently.
24 overs left with 5 wickets remaining. South Africa might do this
>>64062261
Grey reef sharks. Just my paddle board, a spear and a ring of coconut shells to lure the sharks in.
>>64062334
ever wrestled a shark before?
>>64062291
Nah just checked out ozbargain. It seems to be genuine.
>>64062272
>>64062334
>that massive delay between posts as RC pooriously google searches for sharks in Indonesia
>>64062346
>>64062291
>>64062284
damn
https://www.jbhifi.com.au/games-consoles/games/all-games/?p=1&s=displayPrice&sd=1
>>64062342
Well not underwater but the way you catch sharks on a paddleboard yeah you have to wrestle with them because they'll keep thrashing until they tip your board over. You just have to grab it and keep stabbing.
>>64062333
Are you sure it's not 34 overs?
Bad light might spoil it for us before that though.
>>64062375
top fucking kek
>>64062375
do you have no sense of guilt over killing such noble creatures?
>>64062388
Minimum overs remaining is 24
>>64062375
Did you let the sharks suck your dick?
>>64062365
Wew, just got Deception IV and Xcom for $3
why are you roody poo candyasses obsessed with holly furling?
>>64062395
They're not endangered and I gave the meat to a lot of families who really appreciated it so no.
>>64062410
>qt
>elite
>muscular
>intelligent
What's not to obsess about
>>64062412
Bless you Reality Christ
>>64062405
Same here, seems to be all good and apparently for how shitty JB's customer service is they apparently honour price errors and shit.
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
JOIN. THE. FUCKING. FANTASY. GROUP. YOU. UTTER. SHITTERS. FOR. FUCKS. SAKE
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
>>64062429
>2015
>fantasy sports
kek
KEK
K E K
conbitch on pooicide watch
>>64062429
How many anons have joined so far?
>>64062429
Not with that attitude mate
>>64062421
her bowling form is hard to watch. the blond bimbo bitch can only bowl 115km max also
Do female bowlers play when they're menstruating?
>>64062441
Again, this is why Ellyse Perry is far superior, with her technically correct and near-perfect bowling action.
It's pretty much over I'd say now. How dark is it looking?
>http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/the-auspol-year-how-politics-took-twitter-by-storm-20151207-glh902.html
>Top 10 hashtag trends
>1. #AusPol
>2. #QandA
>3. #LibSpill
>4. #RefugeesWelcome
>5. #5SOS
>6. #MKR
>7. #NRL
>8. #AFL
>9. #CWC15
>10. #Eurovision
/cric/ and gayfl on pooicide watch
BROKEN FUCKEN STUMP
>>64062365
>Delivery costs as much as the games
>>64062467
>LE HASHTAG AND TRENDS
Fuck i hate normalfags
>>64062429
I've already said, How the fuck do i join I keep getting this
>That is a group not a head-to-head league. Please join through the group page.
>>64062474
Still, $2 to have it delivered to your door.
Not bad.
HOLY SHIT I HAVE 2 MAJOR TESTS TOMORROW BUT I FUCKING LOVE TEST CRICKET.
>>64062477
mad as fuck unintelligent gayfl bogan detected
WTF HAPPENED
>>64062474
I reckon JB are gonna have to do a LOT of refunds. Serves them right, the useless cunts.
Got like 11 games for about 40 bucks (one of them was Kingdom Hearts 2.5 which was about 20 and still pretty cheap and to be the honest the only one I can see them honouring.
It's happening lads
>>64062484
True, just got MGR, Gears judgement and DMC for $3 plus delivery
>43 off of 297
Fuck me I wish he would have got to 50 to be honest.
YADAV GOAT
I don't want to come across as an asshole, but when the most exciting thing that happens to you is getting a big discount on old computer games, you really need to get your life sorted out.
IT'S OGRE
F
>>64062510
Happiness is subjective. If it makes them happy then good on them
>>64062510
Isn't coming across as an asshole your entire shtick?
>MORLEL
rip South Africa
INDIA GOAT INDIA GOAT INDIA GOAT
FINALLY OUR BOWLING IS LOOKING GOOD
CAN ANYBODY STOP US NOW
>>64062522
>YUH SHTICK
I don't have a 'shtick', and I only bully others when they deserve it.
>>64062521
Yeah but you can see how unhappy they really are from their posts.
:(
all those records for nothing
>>64062483
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>>64062532
>Yeah but you can see how unhappy they really are from their posts
Explain.
>>64062531
Where do you bat lad?
well left
should have just slogged it out in the end lmao
>>64062540
I'm Rohit Sharma.
>he doesn't know I browse /cric/
>>64062531
>CAN ANYBODY STOP US NOW
A plane out of the country?
credit to the saffas for having a crack
>>64062531
>FINALLY OUR BOWLING IS LOOKING GOOD
It literally looks no different to any Indian bowling side of the last 20 years.
>Indian spinners bowling India to victory in India
Nothing new or exciting here.
>>64062548
If they can bowl this well in India pretty sure they'll do better in NZ, Englel and Saf. Even during the world cup in Aus they bowled out the opponents in every match they played.
>>64062429
mine is better 2bh
>>64062553
>spinners
Did you watch the game?
>de villiers on there four times
Is he, dare I say it, the best batsman of all time?
>>64062553
>ignoring Yadav's inswingers and thunderbolts.
>>64062553
Want to know how I know you're a filthy summer casual?
>>64062284
In this post the subject has struck "good fortune" but nevertheless is openly pessimistic about the prospects of it being genuine. For this man nothing of OK value comes so cheaply in life.
>>64062474
Look at this man here. He's got these computer games at the best value he has ever seen and now wants to make a petty argument about the price of delivery? Sorry santa didn't bring you everything you wanted, sweetheart.
>>64062492
The original poster is angry again, and is wishing ill will on the very store that provided him with his happiness. It's evident that this JB HI-FI is not quite the benevolent master of this pleb that it seems. The store keeps dragging him back in there, time after time, wages that he slaved for being siphoned by the big yellow building.
Obviously not very happy people.
>>64062537
>>64062566
>that adelaide test
god damn it siddle was so close to winning that for us ;_;
>>64062572
The term is summercunt now
>>64062565
>14 wickets to spin, 7 in the final innings
Did YOU watch the game you SEETHING FUCKING CASUAL?
Yadav taking the wickets of tailenders after Jadeja and Ashwin did the damage does not even come close to changing that.
Fucking kill yourself.
>>64062566
the real question is whether South Africa are the most cowardly team in world cricket?
>>64062577
newfriend spotted
>>64062574
>Implying I'm a wage slave
But keep slaving over that "qt" Muslim wife you have to shell out for every day.
>>64062591
She dropped his ass, late last week lel
Didn't you see him in /cric/?
>>64062577
Not a big fan of this one desu it reminds me of the /b/-tier "summer" meme which is terrible. Obviously summer has a different context with regards to cricket but "summercunt" doesn't really imply that
>>64062598
Stop talking about yourself in the third person you fucking pathetic piece of shit.
>>64062574
He says while pretending to be something he isn't for constant validation and attention on a Japanese imageboard.
>tfw ball hits the box
>>64062591
First of all, I never had to 'shell out' anything. In fact she is "literally" richer than I am even with all the combined centrelink payslips from this board.
>>64062598
Yes I did get dropped, in the worst way possible. This woman was "literally" going to be the mother of my child and I have never been dumped like this before so it doesn't feel so nice. But despite this I'm tipping my dumping has far more respect than your options with women.
>>64062577
>summercunt
We should just call them skin cancer
>>64062623
I nearly like this meme but I'm unsure whether to actually say I like it because I have a strong suspicion that you are in fact the notorious freshcunt known as "autistic memespouter", and the thought of you pioneering a /cric/ meme depresses me.
>>64062621
>Yes I did get dropped, in the worst way possible. This woman was "literally" going to be the mother of my child
Washing your hands after fapping doesn't count as your "wife" dumping you.
BLOCK ALL THE BALLS
>>64062613
It's an American imageboard, and all I've ever tried to do is give you shitheads some good advice. But I keep getting my own 'reality check' that your minds are so weak "literally" nothing can be done for you. I still don't want to believe that but hopefully you will look back at things I posted one day, and take the right steps to fixing your life.
>>64062637
>LE FUGG LE ORDISDIGG MEENSBOWDER XDD :D XDD
>>64062642
I might actually listen to your advice should you turn the proxy off but we both know that isn't going to happen.
>>64062647
autistic peemspooter confirmed
/cric/ is literally on life support at this point, I give it 2-3 years, tops.
>>64062649
>proxy
I guess you'll never learn then, kid.
>>64062663
seeing /rug/ is completely dead, you may be right
>>64062666
kys please
>>64062666
How have you not been banned yet you fucking pretentious baiting piece of shit.
>>64062666
>Satanic digits
>Satanic person
POTTERY
>>64062663
Tbh I feel it too. I've thought about just not coming here for a while now, eventually I'll actually do it like I've done with other generals on other boards.
There are only about six or seven regular contributors if they all leave it's absolutely kill
>>64062673
poorpetually poorturbed?
There is no need for a 'cric general' when no match is on anyway.
>>64062674
His proxy got banned late last week. That is why he disappeared for a few days, and suddenly returned today.
Rahane is a ratty little thing don't you reckon
>>64062704
Won't stop the Hollyposter from starting one
>>64062707
I say fucking permaban him. His pretending to be an asshole schtick isn't funny and only serves to make him look pathetic.
Unless he is really that much of a faggot (which I can safely assume he is).
>>64062712
Is anybody even watch WBBL?
>>64062712
This.
Even if his "muh schizophrenia" meme is just a bit joke, and he thinks he's having a laugh at our expense, he is LITERALLY mentally ill.
>>64062728
kek
based Reality Christ
>>64062728
thats not irony though
>>64062728
Oh well, damn. I guess I was wrong.
I really thought Reality Check uses a proxy and got it banned late last week, but he says he didn't so I must be wrong!
>>64062718
Would if you could desu
Just did a massive shit lads
>>64062742
Yes you are wrong, feel free to apologise like a gentleman...
>>64062751
How was it?
>you will never experience teen love
Got an email from Home Timber and Hardware today
>>64062756
how you comin' on that novel you're working on?
>>64062759
I did :D
Execute all muslims.
NEW THREAD
>>64062766
>>64062766
>>64062766
>>64062766
>>64062759
iktfb
>>64062770
>3 posts early
LETS GET THIS BAD BOY TO 500
>>64062206
if he did (its ogre) it would have been
Adelaide was a road and it was only Siddle, Hilf & Lyon (Pattinson was injured 1st innings)
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>64062687
but who will you share your feels with then daniel?
