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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN: Dillashaw vs Cruz
UFC 194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
VanZant vs Namajunas Embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/FL33me6jGO4
Episode 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yvvNTPBaKU
Episode 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJwY_MnRyk
>MMADigest update
https://youtu.be/-tNe_aMs8zA
>Dana White confirms it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/4/9846656/dana-white-ronda-rousey-admitted-she-was-exhausted-going-into-holly
>Gleison Tibau is a naughty boy
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/4/9851086/gleison-tibau-provisionally-suspended-after-potential-usada-violation
>Tibau releases statement on violation
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/4/9851752/gleison-tibau-deeply-sorry-reacts-to-usada-suspension
>Chris Weidman does have a penis
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/5/9852360/ufc-champ-weidman-recalls-worst-injury-everyone-thought-i-had-no-penis-mma-news
Legal Free Fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Poirier
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs Korean Zombie
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>VanZant vs Chambers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R43izVe6D5g
>Namajunas vs Catron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4S3ELRNlL0
post yfw ufc 210: mcgregor v northcutt
UFC 194 Embedded>>64026775
Nth for Saul Rodgers
Post yfw Sage Northcutt vs Nate Diaz at UFC 209
I think people will be surprised how good clean Reem will be vs JDS.
Bet on him
>>64026815
I dont wanna see Nate get rekted tho
Time has not felt as slow as I expected this past week. We are officially in fight week. Embedded everyday, new fight analysis and content should be coming out often, 194 press conference on Wednesday, and the first fight night is in just 4 more days. TYBDW
>>64026816
>usada happens
>overroid shrinks to half his normal size
>>64026816
cant do shit when he is roided to the gills, why would he be able to do anything now that he is deflated?
when i poonch in de fayzce, i say i godd eit
Will Jose look at Conor when Big John is going over the rules? If he does he is confirmed rattled. If he doesn't he is going to murder Conor.
>>64026816
I think he'll win if he remembers his defense, JDS is fucking haggard and overrated in the first place.
>>64026876
pls no gey jeezus.
>>64026882
He won't. Jose is ice cold come fight time and never looks at his opponent.
>>64026946
Why is Rory wearing a sports bra?
>>64026815
Nate is 170 now Northcutt is too scared
>event starts at 2pm here
>got work at 5
i'll have to leave my house at 4:40pm
what are the chances that I see the main event?
which fights will be KOs and which will got to decisions?
>>64026976
0.00%, wageslave.
>>64026783
The Chris has really small nipples
>>64026976
workin on a sunday?
call in hungover
>>64026985
Are there any fighters with overly large nipples?
>>64026967
What? Nate is fighting in 2 weeks at lightweight
https://youtu.be/5MYJs47lkfk
wtf?
>>64026976
Maincard starts at 2? You will probably only miss Conor vs Aldo
They don't spend more than 30 min on a non title fight during a ppv usually
>tfw last day of having to do normie things before 194
>tfw all of next week in bed
>>64026977
>tfw you'll never lick her thighs
>>64027014
That's what you and his opponent think
>>64026783
Good Op, OP
who /Pillar Of Wamuu/ here
>>64026976
whats your job friend?
>>64027091
me
why cunt?
>>64027078
Thank you family
>>64027091
here
>tfw you saved his profile in a .txt file but have been too nervous to add him
>>64027093
thought it was
>>64027093
how long did you last after bellator?
>>64027075
I chuckled
>>64027105
thought who was what now?
>>64027107
stayed up to 10 30
>>64027112
followed you on twitter pham #TeamMMA4Life
>>64027112
you ready for 3 days straight then?
>>64027116
send me a message on there
>>64027122
my twitter is @andez can't msg you til you follow me back lad
>>64027119
fuuuuck idk.
I got shit to do tomorrow and Thursday
Jits Wendsday night.
And I might have stuff to do over the weekend.
we will see
>>64027131
found you
>Liking soccer
Ballsports are worst sports.
How does Souza vs Romero most likely play out?
>>64027150
BEYOND IMAGINATION
>>64027141
le culturally influenced man me m8
>>64027132
the cards start early morning for you dont they?
>>64027141
patrician opinion imo
>>64027164
the only good thing to come out of soccer are soccer kicks
>>64027179
yeah most of the time.
Debating if I should just fucking sleep in and catch the main card. Depends how I feel I guess.
>>64027182
I honestly hate all sports. I used to hate boxing before I got into Jits. I just love martial arts really.
>>64027092
work at coles
>>64027084
literally a guy
is predictionkek still taking picks?
>>64026815
Knobby body FTW!!!
>>64027204
not even an ass man but god damn
>>64027204
shouldve cropped from the armpit up desu
>>64027211
not attractive at all
>>64027203
She's built for war, not fucking millionaires.
>>64027301
Is there a link to that 194 Fox Sports embedded thing?
Looks like Schaub is naming his kid Tiger.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-7re3mvZRM/
>>64027211
>natty
>>64027366
Tiger Schaub
it has a ring to it. world champ when?
>>64027366
"Tiger Callen Schaub"
I don't hate it
>>64027301
shit taste
>>64027366
>tfw named my son Andrew like a normie
feels good man
>>64027383
I would love if he did that,
>>64027384
>"this makes my penis hard" - American pseudofag, 2015
>>64027385
you misspelled Muhammad
>>64027400
shut up shaneequa
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/wushu-watch-lessons-to-learn-from-aikido
>>64027408
My name is Tyvedious Ross and my nickname it "the boss"
Should it be THE BOSS tyvedious ross or
Tyvedious THE BOSS Ross
Pls no hate
What do you guys think of SFL?
Is it important to develop MMA in a new market and develop talent? Or is it a shit show that needs to fold?
>>64027492
Well right a lot of traditional martial arts have value the problem is the training methods, the majority of the techniques being useless,pseudo magic being attached to it and most of the time the shit that does work is refined in other martial arts.
>>64027376
Why would that not be achievable natty? It's not like his pure muscle mass is unbelievable for his frame with legal methods. The real obvious roid eye test is looking at a person clothed. If they look like a thin, normal person in clothes, then it is at least a possibility they don't roid. While somebody like Overreem at his peak looked like a blown up cartoon character with clothes on.
The reason he looks like a freak is because his body fat percentage is in the single digits. If you keep an extremely strict diet, work out every day and have money to throw at all the legal supplements, fat burners, vitamins, amino acids and whatnot. Why do you think this isn't possible?
>>64027642
Of course the german is supporting that blonde haired Ubermensch
>>64027653
He's right thought, Sage doesn't have an unbelievable ffmi and he looks especially dry and lean in that pic because it was weigh ins.
>>64027642
>extremely strict diet
He literally spoons hamburger meat for breakfast.
>>64027677
and Cookies
>>64027680
protein cookies*
>>64027642
because lardasses think that you need to be on roids in order to have a sixpack
>>64027688
Next he will be saying that his Milk Shakes are Protein Drinks
>>64027744
Next he'll be saying ur mums titty milk provides him with all the nutrition he needs
>>64027744
>tfw hard gainer
>tfw actually make protein milkshakes
h-haha
>>64027776
LMAO!!!
>>64027776
>hardgainer
>>64027776
>trying to gain
I am trying to get as lean as possible. Cardio all day every day
>Tfw summer
I have been lax in my training lately
aldos wife is shook
>>64027887
>dat rapeface
>>64027887
RED PANTIES
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>>64026882
It's interesting how Conor is the only opponent that Jose looks in the eyes during media obligations
>>64028160
For the hype. He is obviously told to do it due to the magnitude of this fight.
>tfw Aldo retires with a sack full of money and a glare from Dana after beating Conor twice
Good morning /heem/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xmp409DSwA
Based Andrei
I like watching him fight too hes really good. I just hope he doesnt get dementia and works on his head movement to avoid getting heemed.
>>64028225
good afternoon pedro
>>64028225
Afternoon pham
>>64028248
>>64028235
I love how honest he is. Good shit.
In June 2012, Mir stated in an interview with The Chronicle-Journal that he wants to pursue commentary after he retires from fighting. "I like analyzing fights and I like doing color commentating" - said Mir. "It’s an opportunity I would take advantage of when I run into it. Hopefully it’s something I can do full time".
I think Mir is bretty gud at commentary. You think the UFC should hire him when Rogan retires?
>>64028318
Mir is good, but I think they should hire England's brave Michael Bisping
>>64028269
they're so tiny
why are there americans up at 5/6 in the morning (or earlier) on a sunday? early risers?
>>64028361
I'm up around 5 every day.
>>64028269
Maybe Chad is the exception then. I remember while reading the piece on Aldo from here
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
Multiple fighter mentioned that Jose would never look them in the eyes. Even when they faced off he would stare past them or look at their earlobes.
>>64028329
I saw Bisping in Shooto. He is ok and is funny at times but he seems really tense. Mir is very articulate and much more comfortable.
>>64028404
He'll get better as time goes on. Rogan isn't going to retire any time soon.
>>64028392
He doesn't look them in the eyes when in the cage.
So will we ever see Rin Nakai fight in the UFC again?
based aldo
>>64028430
I know what you're talking about. He always looks at the floor and shuffles his feet. I'm saying he does it outside the cage as well. I quote.
"But normally he would never look anyone in the eye. We had to do all these face-offs for promo videos where we had to step to each other, look at each other in the eye, then look at the camera. But he would never, ever look me in the eye. He would, like, look off. Look at your ear, you know? I always found that interesting."
>>64028458
Maybe he looked at Chad because he has already beaten him. Confidence boost.
>>64028432
Not in the USADA era.
post best bodies of UFC's current roster
does luke look older to you in the embeddeds?
>>64028578
https://youtu.be/Mt88rIQ4jF4
>>64028566
also mushiest brain
>>64028578
He's aging very poorly.
>>64028691
I wonder how severe his brain damage is actually, considering he eats a shitton of punches
>>64028720
beautiful
Reminder to stock up on corn-based snacks in preparation for the 10th-12th.
>>64028720
sorta... makes me wish i was a girl, you know?
>>64028769
Nah
>>64028769
why don't you become one, it's legal.
>>64028792
looks reptilian
Why was Anderson Silva so disrespectful to Weidman? I thought Silva was some chill guy.
>>64028851
watch the Maia fight
>literally the dumbest song ever made
>can't stop listening to it
Thanks Hendo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaAF_3WMJGM
>>64028851
Anderson no hespect the Chris. Anderson no hespect the shael. Anderson no hespect griffin. Anderson no hespect Maia. Etc...
>>64028851
He knew the end was coming. Everyone who wasn't Brazilian was choosing The Chris to win. And maybe the clowning around, in his mind, would kind of soften a loss due to muh clowning around.
>>64028865
this one is even worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hPjatgRjL4
racist af
>people thinking it's a good idea to put TheChris in charge of losing
>>64028566
I disagree
https://youtu.be/f7o-CEHjoGg
>>64027574
>What do you guys think of SFL?
Watched it when it first started along with the BloodyElbow boys back when BE was good.
Probably the most I've ever laughed watching MMA.
Also, Supreet Bedi and her puns. Love it.
>Is it important to develop MMA in a new market and develop talent?
Gotta start somewhere, right?
>Or is it a shit show that needs to fold?
NEVER
Likewise for FCC, who doesn't love an MMA show where the music never stops?
>>64028952
>"Dan Henderson-like is his footwork, Joe"
>>64028952
Frank Mir-esque in his footwork
Why does UFC keep using the cheesiest fucking songs but they always work?
The TUF theme gets me hype for this melodrama and Face The Pain has always been exciting to me.
Also someone should walk out to this sometime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uc3V8NxKWw
>>64028952
I heard SFL is free on youtube right? thats cool atleast.
What about FCC?
McGoober's trash talk and antics to Aldo come off as someone who is shook. If he has got into Aldo's head, he might win but if he hasn't Aldo is gonna fuck his shit up
>>64028942
thanks for posting this
>There is a Bollywood version of Warrior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuRSCU0tOKs
It actually looks decent
>>64029017
I wonder if the WWE would let a UFC fighter use a WWE theme.
I'd be heaps hyped if I could walk out to Stone Cold or Brock Lesnar's theme
>>64029033
Holy shit, this looks epic.
>>64029060
Fucking right?
I kind of want to see it.
Brothers /sp/ stream when?
>>64028935
Can't believe some posters on /heem/ still haven't joined the team.
[spoiler] Rockhold is aight tho[/spoiler]
>>64029017
Face The Pain gives me good feels
>>64029241
>tfw you play homemade highlight reels in your head as you listen to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
God the new version sucks ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyIPMpdzM90
>yfw as Aldo schools McGregor Goldberg comes out with "TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR"
>>64029338
I hope on his very last commentating job Goldberg just mentions every last of his fucked up one liners that he made famous over the years. Just continuously throughout the entire fight to piss people off.
>"TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR AND EMBRACE THE GRIND"
>"What are you talking about Mike?"
>"HERB DEAN IS OUR REFEREE"
>>64029434
SO YOU WANNA BE AN ULTIMATE FIGHTER?
>>64029434
HA ha ha oh shit I cant stop laughing
Who is the Stephen Curry of the UFC?
>>64028942
she looks like a mutt
>>64029326
old version got you pumped, new version is a lethargic techno remix
>>64029338
>as Aldo schools McGregor
>>64029531
its not as bad as this though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8u0QOiRvLA
>>64029434
Love the vintage Goldie Goofs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C31Vu6B9MFI
>>64029551
Conor "I'd whup Jesus" McGregor is the ultimate fedora fighter.
>>64027211
>Sage is juicing
>looks like that at weigh ins
>>64027211
literal steroids
>>64027245
nigga looks comfy af
Why do you guys hate him so much?
>>64029813
idk it has something to do with muh power
>>64029813
Whose head is worse: his or cejudos?
>>64027509
Change your first name to Bob, then you must paint happy Heems all across the canvas with your opponent's blood. This is your destiny.
>>64029813
his casual attitude towards not being a draw
>>64029813
I like him as a person and recognize him as a great fighter but watching his fights feels like chore
>>64029813
I respect any "man" that short who has the courage to live life instead of committing suicide.
>>64028218
>yfw jose has been practicing english in private
>KO's conor
>post fight speech comes around
>In english announces his retirement, calls Conrad a jester, calls Dana a clown.
Can anyone stop this woman?
>>64029952
I'd love to see Rose with a really tight rnc that makes PVZ's eyes look like they are about to pop out
>>64029952
tecia torres
>>64029895
this mostly.
After the first round you have basically seen how the entire fight will play out. Sure you might see a 24:59 armbar, but seriously i was not focused at all on that fight and could have been just as satisfied watching a highlight the next day.
post YFW dj vs. cejudo is a ppv headliner
>>64029022
>people already making excuses for Aldo losing
yeah and ronda rousey was just "exhausted" and "in a bad state of mind"
>>64030376
"Me and my friend Jackie, after school, we would walk over to the Promenade, and Jackie was like my Paul Heyman. She would be like, 'I bet my girl right here could beat you up for $10.' And then some guy would be like, 'Ehhh, whatever. I'll take that bet,'" she told the magazine.
"I would throw him to the ground, either give him a choke or an arm bar. We would get him to say he gave up, then take his money and go buy Frappuccinos."
>hurr durr McGroober and Paige ZanVant are all hype i hate them ther gonna get destroy and go sign for Bellator wher dey belong
>there are goofs who actually believe this
>>64030453
Truly an inspirational role model, challenging untrained guys who are hesitant to hurt her
>>64030533
watching paige vanzant box is cringeworthy
>>64030584
watching Ronda Rousey box is cringeworthy. Didn't stop her dominating her competition for years
>>64030453
Didn't Ronda say she beat up 4 guys in a cinema but then someone actually found her blog post that told the real story where she actually got punched in the face or some shit?
Honestly don't get why everyone seems to hate PVZ now
Kinda rubs off on me desu
>>64030685
>now
you clearly haven't been following the sport closely
>>64030661
>>64030661
I would really like to read that
six
>>64029813
I enjoy some of his fights when I focus on the technical aspects. However, he exhausted 125 so quickly that there's no suspense to his fights. If we're lucky, Cejudo will go huge on him and we might have a decent banger.
>>64030781
days
>>64030685
>tfw paige will never rub off on you
>>64030707
I don't have the picture but it's been posted on /heem/
She got comments telling her it wasn't her fault and guys like that are why she took up Judo in the first place
Like I said though, don't have the image
>>64030685
she really blew it by bringing up her hair in response to rose, but then still not shaving it
she is as dumb as a bag of rocks, but someone surrounding her should have told her it was a retarded idea
>>64029813
I love watching guys meme on their opponents
MM is top meme, his fence and clinch work just shuts people down
Patrick Wyman said he sat with Paige for an hour and a half and that she has literally zero natural charisma. Right now the UFC has the most marketable personality in the division as champion.
Reminder that we have ONE FC on the 11th as well as England's Brave Anthony Joshua and Based Roy Jones Jr on the 12th. Also EFN: Moscow featuring Minakov (fighting ex UFC HW Josh "Cuddly Bear" Copeland).
What a time to be a fight fan.
>>64026976
You asked this before and got an answer. Now fuck off.
>>64031058
Have you tried marijuana? An isolation tank? Meditation? Psychedelics? Jiu Jistu?
>>64030930
He's been adding some cool tools to his bag of tricks recently too. I like that he's putting together combos with really tricky timing -- like a few strikes then almost a beat of nothing before going to the next string of strikes -- so his opponents get frozen up not knowing if they have space to counter or if they're going to open up and get cracked for their efforts. That, combined with le neo footwork, is the future of striking imho. TJ's got it going on too, but not quite as obvious as DJ's style.
>>64031052
based efn
come for the heems
stay for the memes
>>64030637
>paige dominating
only if claudia gets USADA'd
>>64030905
The way it sounds is that she was going to buckle and shave her head after all the initial pressure but her manager or UFC brass put the nix on that and made her backtrack.
>>64031240
>le neo footwork
They shot themselves in the foot with that one, right?
Though I do worry Chad lost footwork without Bang, but it could be the whole 2 weeks and broken foot deal.
>>64031594
i guess. without her bleached blonde hair she literally has nothing going for her
>>64026815
stop selling wolf tickets
>>64029910
he's winning life too, m8
>>64031779
What ugly, overweight, pathetic, low income loser you must be.
>>64031594
Youre a fucking idiot if you believe that.
>>64028942
those feet tho
>>64031986
Are you mad you're waifu a shit?
>>64031779
Ya, the way i look at it is she is still young, and not exactly clever. She was probably just by herself on her instagram or whatever when she read all the bantz from people like us about being shallow and whatnot, got all emotional and claimed she would do it again. People in charge of her career probably pooped a little when they read what she posted.
>>64031986
you're a fucking idiot if you don't think that bimbos like her say irresponsible shit on a whim without ever considering the consequences
Who /breaking out the red panties/ next weekend here?
>Look into my eyes liddle man. Liddle Brazilian. U vai morrer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPItzTZzyCQ
DECEMBER 19TH
Is anyone else going?
>>64032215
literally shaking in anticipation, there is also a lot of other fun fights happening during those days
see
>>64031052
>>64032120
Yeah bro, Dana probably called her personally and told her not to shave her head. Yeah man, that totally happened cause Dana's evil and stuff.
Thats the part where showed us all what a moron you are.
>>64032472
Jacare Vs Yoel is gonna be a fucking war
>>64032098
Was I replying to you? No, I wasnt. So keep your your little faggot thoughts to yourself.
>>64032481
You don't have to be tough all the time
>>64032431
>actually participating in the meme bucket challenge
Awful. My Randa would never steep to such lowest common denominator behavior.
>>64032393
all this excite is making my stomach turn
this is gonna be huuuuuuge
>>64032541
>being this mad your waifu is shit
>>64032098
yea he mad
i can't believe it's almost here lads. Wew
>>64032545
Keep trying to sidetrack the conversation away from you claiming "UFC brass put the nix on that and made her backtrack."
>>64032683
ids finally habbening
hold me breh
>>64032481
i never said Dana, do you really not believe that there are people such as managers and talent developers that would be quick to shut that shit down, knowing that it isn't her ELITE grappling that is getting her so much attention. I mean somebody is a moron here..just not who you think.
>>64032748
>i never said Dana
No you said "UFC brass." Dana is UFC Brass, but I could have said Lorenzo, I suppose. Either way, the point is youre an idiot because in your mind you believe someone from the top of zuffa ordered Page not to shave her head. Do you get it yet, little kid?
>>64032748
That guy is mad all of the time don't even engage in a wild brawl with him.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-9a0DIOxth/
niklentz
The left....#animes to watch....the right.....#overrated crap. Monster starts great and the last half is terribad. Claymore is a bunch of identical blond dummies that suck at doing anything. Attack on Titan is a bunch of giant mentally handicapped monster babies that eat people in the least scary way possible.....and Vampire Hunter D is just bad. #YouHaveBeenWarned
>>64032683
what a time to be alive
>>64032968
Who is the Buster Bluth of MMA?
Has Aldo touched down on US soil yet lads?
He's not giving himself a lot of time to acclimatize to that dry dusty desert air.
His body is gonna be screaming for oxygen and McGOAT is gonna be right there in his face hitting him with everything he's got. 1st round TKO. Mark my words.
>>64032683
>they spend the entire press conference indirectly shitting on Mendes
MY NAME IS KANA MAGREGA AND I EM A PROFESHUNAL EMEMAY FOIGHTA
>>64033023
it's also cold as shit there
>>64032878
He is right though, those are all super overrated.
Of course the ones on the left also suck ass except for bebop
>>64033028
and they had to show all of his losses on the embedded yesterday too
>>64032878
>this is the archetypal pre McGregor era Featherweight
>>64032878
The best part of Attack on Titan was the first opening song
Money
Movement
Memes
Deez are tings dat motivate me
ONE PUNCH MAN IS BEST ANIME OF ALLTIME
SAITAMA > GOKU
>>64033307
FATK is dying. It's getting 30 thousand views a week on youtube.
>>64033090
>cold as shit
Shit isn't cold. What a stupid thing to say. Anyone who uses "adjective as shit" is a reddit dweeb.
Also, it isnt even cold in Vegas.
>>64033530
literally 40 degrees cooler than where aldo trains
>>64033530
10 degrees celcius is pretty damn cold, you won't see anyone with t-shirts on the street it's thick sweater weather
>>64033530
i've been using the internet daily for over 20 years and i've never used reddit
>>64033521
Schaub has no more controversial stuff.
Hes become pc for money
What is your exact prediction for ConGOAT McGreHOF vs Hoe-say Dos Aldos? Full details down to round, time, exact strike or submission used...
>>64033530
>something that normal people say all the time is automatically reddit
Jesus christ man, chill your autism.
>>64033998
>normal people say
I can tell you dont hang around a lot of normal people.
>>64033850
Conman McGrifter will be TKO'd in the second
>>64033850
aldo will grapple more than he usually does, either grinds out a decision or gets the sub.
>>64033850
Goldie, why you in Australia? They didn't pick you up in Dana's plane?
>>64034035
Hung out with a bunch of them last night while you had a wank and went to bed famalam.
We were drinking as well, which is something a lot of people do, so we must be redditors.
>>64033665
>>64033762
I'm sorry, but if you think anything above freezing in December is "cold as shit" then you are a pussy. And I say this as someone that lives in southern california.
>>64034144
>10c isnt cold
you're wrong. accept it.
>>64033850
McGregor wins:
By KO in the 2nd round if he can keep the distance, avoid leg kicks and pretty much do what Holly did against Ronda, hit and evade.
Aldo wins:
By submission/decision if he frustrates Conor by cutting off the cage and beating him up, hopefully taking him down in every single round and keeping him there. Submission would probably be by rear naked choke.
>>64034187
It isn't cold here in America. We've had worse. This is actually one of the warmest Decembers we've had in years.
>>64034233
regardless if this the hottest december the earth has ever seen, 51f/10c is cold.
>>64034187
>opinions on climate arent subjective and open to personal interpretation
I bet it's nice being simple.
>>64034187
Nah hes got you there homie, 10 C is at best chilly. Id say cold is at least below 0 C
>>64034269
No it isn't.
>>64034187
10c is not even close to cold
What does cold feel like?
>>64033850
Hosay will crumble as soon as he feels McGOAT's power
I don't see him making the 2nd round
shut up you retards, it's cold or hot if you aren't used to it. Like how Canadians die when it gets above 80F
>>64033850
Aldo does what he wants to him, honestly. He's a different class.
>>64034425
like your dick shrinking
>>64034377
>>64034405
the fact that you're not wearing t-shirts outside at 10c solidifies my statement that it's cold outside. or the fact that you'll catch a cold going outside with a t-shirt at 10c, whatever.
>>64034565
Yeah but if you had a long sleeve shirt and no jacket you'd be fine.
>>64034565
>or the fact that you'll catch a cold going outside with a t-shirt at 10c
>he thinks you'll contract the cold virus simply from being outdoors in 50 degree temps in a tshirt
Thats not how diseases work, bud.
>>64034565
No, the fact that I have to wear a light jacket means it's chilly at most, when it's -30c and im running between houses means it's cold
>>64034506
>He's a different class
I fear he's a different class that goes between injuries and 5 rounds sluggers with the best. Connor has been feasting on yuros with less wear and more confidence.
>>64034460
This
>city goes from standard 14C+ to below 10C with high humidity
Christ was that a cold night
>vacationing below 10C at high altitude, but proper clothing
Sure, whatever
>>64034565
Any sunny day above freezing during the winter here people will wear t-shirts outside and drive with the windows down
Alright thats enough off topic conversation about weather temperatures. I think most of us agree Aldo doesnt need to get to Vegas early to acclimate to anything besides maybe the timezone.
>>64034888
Also has to get used to the annoying Irish fans
>>64034888
the desert air m8, it's a lot different that humid rainforest air he's used to
>>64034888
I mean, the fight is on saturday. If I were him I'd be there already.
All the serious physical preperation is probably done.
>>64034961
Vegas should ban alcohol for the week. How many Irish losers would be hospitalized?
>>64035015
his camp ended on friday
>>64034961
I think I read something the other day like 70% of the tickets sold for 194 were bought by people coming from Ireland. I was hoping it would be like 50/50 irish and brazilian fans
>>64035015
Holy shit I just realised we can just say, "on saturday" no need to say "in 10 days" or anything, so fucking close
>>64034888
It's probably the weight cut. Humidity and temperature change how easily you can shed water weight.
>>64035012
He's fighting in an indoor arena where the temperature and humidity is controlled, you dummy. You act like this is the first time he's fought in vegas.
>>64035058
70? im pretty sure ariel said it was 30%
>>64035034
dead memes general?
Does anyone here think Romero beats Jacare?
>>64035058
It's funny because neither country has literally any reason to be prideful.
The guy going to 194 better chronicle his time down there. He shouldn't have told us and just went there to enjoy it
>>64035100
Again, he'll be cutting weight in an indoor, climate controlled environment, and this isnt his first time in vegas. Stop trying to talk about shit you obviously know nothing about.
>>64035174
He could, but I don't see Jacare losing. To anyone.
>>64035188
If anything, Brazil is an emerging global economy on it's way up. They actually manufacture and grow and export things. Ireland is a nothing country propped up by the UK and EU.
>>64035188
How about being prideful that our idea of a good time isn't eating a pizza topped by another pizza and then kicking back to watch Tyrone fuck our wives?
>>64035219
>implying I wont be treating /heem/ as my personal vacation blog and updating hourly.
Don't worry lad I get off on harvesting (you)s
>>64035301
>fatty in charge of understanding economic realities
>>64035174
Hopefully not, rather see jacare vs rockhold/wideman than romero.
>>64035174
Nah, but even if he does, I don't see Romero beating the chris or Cockhold
>>64035301
Nah,Ireland is one of those coutries that steals our businesses because idiots dont understand our corporate tax is way too high.
I'm not even hyped anymore, I just want it to be over.
>>64035370
That'd be neat, get a pic with you and Dana
Is Velasquez past his best?
>>64027211
>155 at 6 feet
He has to be dehydrated and starving
>>64035370
Looking forward to it!
>>64035510
How do you feel about the possibility of Gus vs Bader?
>>64035619
I just want Gus to win a fight again.
>>64035551
Or maybe he actually knows how to cut bodyfat. Dehydrated 155 at 6'0" and < 8% is very normal.
>>64035657
So you like gus vs bader then kek
>>64035301
I wonder what kind of combat sports natives in that area would have in 2015 had Europeans never arrived.
Updated. Once this thread maxes out I'm going to stop taking picks for this event, so get your picks in if you haven't already
Main Card:
Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
>>64035666
maybe for a normal sized human, sage is carrying quite a bit of mass and he actually watercuts from 181
>>64029813
He's a black guy that acts White. I hate making this sentence because a lot of causes it's niggers that complain about a black guy with proper grammar. But this nigga acts like his name is Chauncey.
Not the best explanation, but what ever. Also he has dumb faggot ears.
>>64035710
But Zane Simon hasn't made his picks yet do I really have to decide without his expertise?
>>64035710
Frankie Edgar 50-45 across the board
Tony Ferguson via Shin Splitter
Evan Dunham via Reddit BTFO
Mike Pierce via Kek
>>64035535
I'm gonna try. I actually met him and got a pic with him back in 2005 when I was in the military and him and Tito came to a base I was stationed at. I'd love to be like "Dana check it out, *displays pic on phone* This was when you came to Nellis with Tito ten years ago." But I'm keeping my expectations realistic and knowing that the chance of this happening is like .001%.
>>64035939
How about you leave people alone? Seriously I realize you're an idiot (military) but have some respect and don't bother people for pictures.
>>64035710
Chad
Ferguson
Lauzon
LaFlare
>he thinks Schaubposting is dead
>>64035730
Thats such a fake excuse, go to bodybuilding .com and check natural competition threads. 6'0" guys are walking on stage at 165 and thats their 'fight day' weight when they are carb loaded and drinking some water again. Fact is Sage built like a bodybuilder because he trained to compete, hes actually a shit bodybuilder because look at his bicep inserts and his abs are super blocky.
Look at the Chris, that dude is supposedly huge but he looks like shit, fighters are jacked and now that one is you all think hes cheating
>>64036137
*fighters aren't jacked
>>64035710
Edgar
Ferguson
Dunham
LaFlare
>>64036137
? what are you trying to debate im legit confused
>>64035710
Mendes decision
Barboza
Dunham
LaFlare
>>64035710
>Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
Edgar
>Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Barboza
>Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
Dunham
>Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
LaFlare
>>64035710
Edgar
Ferguson (SOTN)
Dunham (FOTN)
Mike Pierce (KOTN)
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
THE TIME IS NOW
>>64035128
Youre right.
https://twitter.com/KevinI/status/672417672613642241
>@JohnBalfe He said 30 percent of the tickets for 194 were from Ireland. Didn't say about the other two shows
>>64036202
>>64036241
>>64036252
>>64036253
>dunham
K E K
Updated. Once this thread maxes out I'm going to stop taking picks for this event, so get your picks in if you haven't already
Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
Jim Miller vs. Michael Chiesa
Sage Northcutt vs. Cody Pfister
Elias Theodorou vs. Thiago Santos
>>64036233
Theres nothing crazy about Sages body, hes just lean and mma fighters aren't lean so mma fans are foaming at the mouth saying hes juiced and on xyz
>>64036415
>literally copy and pasting
I know you're the b-level picks guy but c'mon
>>64036457
People are saying hes juicing because his dad was a bodybuilder and a drug dealer
>>64036403
"He who keks last, keks loudest" -- Ray Longo
In just a few days I will be the one enjoying a warm hearty kek at your expense, Paraguay.
>>64036494
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
>>64036526
We will see kangaroo we will see
>>64036457
sage has a good mount of mass, and is extremely lean. he's closer to 6% than 8% in that picture, his leanness is pretty crazy if you ask me.
>people actually picking Joe "Reddit" Lauzon
top heh
>>64036415
Rose
Chiesa
Sage in all fields
Santos
>>64036719
>inb4 Canada says she's drug free
>>64036625
well your dad picked your mom, everybody make mistakes.
#nooffense
#ufc194
>>64036415
Rose
Chiesa
Northcutt
Theodorou
>>64036806
whatever you say Al Sayed
>>64036415
VanZant decision
Chiesa
Sage 1 round TKO
Santos
People who vote Mendes are literally doing it because they don't want Conor to eventually fight Edgar.
Fear. I can smell your pussy's from here.
>>64036846
that's right low down your eyes loser
>>64036993
Nah because Frankie is old and getting steamrolled by a Mendes who hits harder than anyone he has faced before with more speed and better wrestling
>>64027055
holy shit
>>64036798
>Implying a kid who looks worse than natty bodybuilders is natty is controversial
>A fit kid passes the eye test is equivalent to a woman having a mans body naturally
>>64037064
>Better wrestling
Nah
>hits harder than anyone he has faced before with more speed
Aldo
Funny because people were saying the same thing about speed and wrestling before he went up against Faber.
>>64036993
>thinking Frankie "no power" Edgar will be able to beat Money Mendes
>>64037212
>You need power to beat Mendes
Topkuck
>>64037212
>Chad "literally 1 (one) top 10 win in my entire career" Memedes
>you will never be the size of a strawweight
>>64037212
He has a granite chin and superior boxing & wrestling. UD win incoming
>>64037170
don't be stupid, nobody said Faber was going to beat Frankie
>>64037309
>tfw i am
>>64037267
>>64037298
>>64037334
Detail to me how Frankie wins the fight
>>64037309
haha yeah d-definitely i'll never be that small
>Alistair Overeem is suddenly smaller than Ariel Helwani
What happened?
>>64037338
Who said anything about winning? I simply stated that people were saying Faber's speed and wrestling will trouble Frankie. They were wrong.
>>64037445
meanwhile JDS is getting bigger
>>64037380
Exactly the way he smashed Cub.
>>64036415
Namajunas
Chiesa
Pfister
Theodorou
tfw thinking of taking thursday/friday off from work so I can go full fight fan mode.
>>64037506
pls don't remind me of that ._.
>>64037541
>Thinking rather than doing
This is why you're not a real fight fan.
>>64035710
Edgar
Barboza
Dunham
Pierce
any of you heembros watching the foight with your other irl lads?
>tfw my boss is a supreme fight fan and he's taking all of us out to a sports bar
He's lorenzo-tier in terms of money and bro-ship, family
>>64037541
too bad you can't think of a way to retire
>>64029813
Very small and skinny man... could probably fight at 115lb. Looks strange.
I dont hate him though.
You know, I forget if it was the first or second early prelim fight at 193 ... it was a flyweight fight and was actually pretty cool.
>>64037609
None of them are MMA fans, just casuals.
The last time I watched an event with them, they constantly asked questions. No thank you friend.
>>64037609
>billionaire
>hanging out at a sports bar
trash
>>64037640
Ben10 vs Benoit? Totally didn't expect Benoit to get outgrappled so flowishly.
Is anyone actually betting on any fights on the 194 main card? Aside from Holloway/Stephens every fight is a toss-up
>>64037785
I dropped 100 on Northcutt getting beat.
>>64037445
pics?
>>64037506
Cub is not Mendes
>>64037785
Man I don't even know who I'd bet on with free money.
>>64037785
Might put 50 pounds or so on Gunnar Nelson considering he's the underdog and he's so much younger than Maia.
>>64037890
https://youtu.be/qvGANGFA_tQ?t=8m37s
Literally tiny
>>64037609
>He's lorenzo-tier in terms of money
I very much doubt that.
>>64037785
I've got 2k on Aldo
>>64037861
Should have just flushed the money down the loo, m8. Would have been the same thing.
>>64038114
>>64038122
he looks old
webms related to the three cards next week
>>64038588
Artem is going to get fucking killed.
Bow long until Sage pisses hot?
>>64038866
never. His dad is a master at cycling
>>64038754
piss off Svenssom
>>64038780
Figures someone with Benson wings would do that kind of shit
there any good Vanzant bunda shots to make watching the embeddeds worth it?
>>64030023
strawweights don't have bunda
>>64039220
He's trash, just deal with it.
who /edgarpickshimapartonthefeet/ here
>>64035551
Never heard of cutting roids like Winstrol fampire?
#dontjointheteam
>>64039946
The ufc is full of trash
>>64040860
>this is your last invitation
He sounds like a fascist fampai
Artem more or less spoiled the outcome of the fight when he complained that shelby told him to get a better record and he will get a shot in the ufc.
>publically shitting on the only guy who can give you a chance
3 days until the weekend really kicks off
>>64030249
hey what's the stoppage for in your webm?
>>64041195
the end of the round.
>>64041075
But it's pretty much confirmed that he's fighting on Friday
So he either KO's juicy goof on TUF, or they gave him a fight on the card anyway because fuck it
Looks like Poirier and Duffy are being punished and get to grace the early prelims for 195
>>64041368
ahhh lol stupid me ok thanks.
>he thinks McGregor/Mendes wasn't fixed
Extended embedded from yesterday is on YouTube
https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
>>64041693
>fai pa pau tai bullet muli elo ae kae
>>64041809
>letting the Mike Tyson of the division land bombs on the guy who's supposed to win
>hues in charge of fixing fights
>>64041693
That's pretty gay of Hunto to post pics like these baka
>>64038613
mcgregor is like a kid that's lived in the potato fields his whole life and is experiencing the world for the first time.
Saul Rogers
>tfw i could heem every here
>>64041826
>5 min in
is this really just a McGregor infomercial?
Have there ever been a title fight where the challenger had almost as much of a hype as McGregor, coming from an impressive winning streak and still lost to the champ?
>>64041582
I think the TUF 22 card only has about 7 fights on it, that means that they will add about 4 fights from the actual TUF cast, so I'm pretty sure the losing semi finalists will be on there as well as a couple more guys who they like.
>>64042770
BJ Penn
>>64041809
>he's a favela monkey
>>64042770
as much as mcgregor? probably not. Mcgregor has an insane amount of hype behind him. If he loses, it will be disastrous.
>>64032878
I have the opposite opinion of Monster, starts ok but the second half it gets much more interesting.
>>64033850
Conor wins if he can have Aldo on the backfoot (harder to throw leg kicks going back) with a left straight in the first or second.
Aldo wins if he tries his luck in the clinch if Conor is coming forward, and takes conor down and wears him out. He wins easily via destruction of Conor's knee if he gets Conor moving backwards although he wont.
>>64037380
By confusing the absolute shit out of Mendes via his level changes an angle cutting and wearing him down. If Mendes doesn't end it before the 3rd he's lost.
>>64042770
i can't think of one
gsp vs. hughes 1
dc vs. jones
>>64037380
He's not going to win, don't worry
>>64033850
>dos Aldos
>>64043841
>level changes confusing Mendes
Oh boy
>>64042770
Tito vs Chuck 2
>>64043841
laughinguppercuts.jpg
do fighters unironically take pride in what part of the USA they were born?
>hurr durr he only looks good beating up bums on the Yuro circuit he's not going to beat blacksplosive American weeb Marcus Brimage
>hurrr durr he's not going to beat hungry young already experience Max Holloway
>hurrr durrr Dustin Poirier is a huge step up in competition this is where the McGoober hype train ends
>hurrr durrr this guy is so arrogant he's talking himself up for a fall Dennis Siver will cause upset
>hurrr durrr lets see how he does against all American wrassler Chad Mendes only ever lost to Aldo
>hurr durr Jose Aldo hasn't lost in 10 years and will never lose again for the history of the universe he will run through McGrobboo like a angry scarface
>hurrrr durrrrrrr he can't compete with bigger stronger Donald Cerrone Muay Thai champ and cowboy budwesier drinker
Hey guys, i haven't watched mma for years but think I'm going to buy the ppv this weekend.
Can you give me the tldr about all the fights?
>>64044669
>letting it get this much over your head
>>64044786
Where's your general?
new thread when?
ALDO?
>>64044786
jej
>>64045019
who blood that is?
>>64044944
10 more posts
>>64045145
Couture didn't even get hit in that fight, so take a wild guess genius.
>>64044669
do you drink irish car bombs or is that just a made up thing by americans?
In your opinion, what was the best/most entertaining Randy Couture fight?
>>64045335
Sylvia
Nog
Gonzaga
>>64045335
When he got ktfo by bork lazer.
>>64045335
Lesnar
>>64045276
made up by Americans
just like a black and tan (you might just get lynched if you ordered one over here), and lucky charms
>>64045335
The Kuckening of one Jacob Christopher Ortiz.
Vitor vs Randy UFC 15
>>64038780
At least he gave it a shot.
TECHNIQUE
SKILL
PRECISION
>>64045483
i'm thinking of going to visit ireland next year. will i get jumped
>>64045814
If you have a good chin there's no reason not to fight like that. Prove me wrong.
>>64045857
You should go to a nice country with more freedom instead.
>>64045814
>sport
>>64045857
i've been to 9 european countries (including ireland), croatia was fucking cash
>>64044708
Holloway vs Stephens
Two guys who love to bang. Holloway is a top prospect who already had 13 fights in the UFC at 24 years old. Stephens is coming off an absolute war with Bermudez whom he knocked out with a flying knee (I strongly recommend watching that fight). Super exciting fight to start off the PPV. Holloway is the favourite but Stephens is always game.
Demian Maia vs Gunnar Nelson
Interesting stylistic match up as both a BJJ wizards. Maia has the edge on the ground but Nelson the edge standing up. This is a typical old guard (Maia) vs the new breed (Nelson) matchup. This fight is a toss up.
Jacare Souza vs Yoel Romero
The winner of this fight is most likely the next title challenger at MW. Jacare probably has the best BJJ in the UFC and Romero is an Olympic silver medalist in freestyle wrestling. Both are very explosive and have good power on the feet. Jacare is a slight favourite
Chris Weidman vs Luke Rockhold
Weidman is the current MW champion and undefeated at 13-0, most notably ending Anderson Silva's lengthy reign as the champ. Weidman is a great wrestler, pressure fighter and has a ton of heart. Rockhold will be Weidman's toughest challenger yet, he is quite similar to Weidman in some ways but probably has the better kicking game as well as the edge BJJ and cardio. Weidman is the slight favourite.
Jose Aldo vs Conor McGregor
Most anticipated fight in a long time. Aldo is undefeated since 2005 and has beaten everyone who has challenged him for the belt. He is very well rounded and has some brutal leg kicks, which may play an important part according to some. McGregor is the golden boy of the UFC, extremely flashy and a very high finishing percentage. He has the edge in boxing and power, however there are big question marks regarding his ground game as he was taken down and controlled for lengthy periods in his last fight, before knocking his opponent out. McGregor is the slight favourite.
quick update here;
-mcgregor's knee is fucked
-they're looking to finish early
-he's had several meltdowns in the past few weeks, which is why he hasnt done as much media
-a long lay off awaits, possible retirement even, depending on how the surgery goes.
>mfw I just remembered Ronda saying she could be Cain under the right circumstances
>>64046098
Perfect, thanks m8
>>64046155
She meant if they started in guard.
Anyone having a bad day?
Watch this for a quick laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW0Uvu3IMv0
>>64046130
i don't believe you for one bit
>>64046155
If they cut off Cain's arms and legs maybe.
Or wait, they'd need to keep one arm for her to armbar, I guess.
>>64046130
>knee is fucked
source me senpai
>which is why he hasnt done as much media
The UFC is done spending dime trying to prop him up Ronda style
>>64046180
no worries senpai, this card is gonna be nuts, some fun prelims too
>>64046130
so he has his excuses all prepared then...
>>64045483
always wondered. thanks irishbro.
>>64046300
I know, why should I broadcast it anywhere else?
>>64046334
>source
I'm friends with someone in his circle, I know a lot about him
>>64046093
how was ireland?
>>64046445
i believe everything you say please tell me more
>>64046130
Get your shit together, lad.
>>64028269
Aldo usually doesn't look in the cage.
Aldo also has been trying to amp up fights since Mendes 2.
You can tell because of his fake push of Mendes.
>>64046130
You the one who posted the pics of him with slootz?
>>64046625
no, he's gay btw, his gf is his beard, they're really really good friends, his coach john kavanagh organizes guys for him through a grindr profile, it's a source of huge tension between him and his father, which is why you never see him overly affectionate with his gf and why it's always super awkward with his father.
>>64046445
were you the one at his house party lad? lad.
>>64046723
Now you just ruined your credibility completely, the guy who claimed he fucked a lot of women had photo proof to back to story up, i bet you're a proxy, post irish or gtfo
>>64027349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSAXxtw0V8
>>64035710
why? we haven't even had weigh ins. always stop taking picks after weigh-ins you goof
>>64046723
I can just see the headlines
>Closet power bottom with bum knee knocks out Brazil's greatest ever
Can Rumble win the hw belt and be two division champ?
>>64046856
yes, posting a pic with your arm around a girl(s) is conclusive proof you fucked loads of women, it's almost as though he's trying to cover up something.....
>>64035710
EDgar
Fergusson
Luazon
Pierce
>>64036415
PVZ
miller
Borthcutt
ET
Still 2 days before they have to make weight... why we stopping picks this early?
>>64046962
You've got a point there.
>>64046723
wew lad
>>64046928
Jones no longer has cocaine to Face The Pain™ and is a pretty good kickboxer so yes he can
>>64046962
Yeah but the anon that took the pics said Conor was fucking hookers. Why would he fuck hookers if he doesnt like women?
>>64046928
I'd love to see Rumble vs Werdum, no meme.
>>64046856
we need to have this gay conor rumor spreading
:)
>>64047108
was he in the room with them? no. he can say he's fucking hookers all he wants, he's still a cocoa shunter. did this guy tell you about his favorite party trick? they get a huge pile of cocaine and do pushups into it, you keep going until you're either too tired or two fucked up.
>>64047175
Interedtint they are making that a mainevent. Good for you Brits getting what is actually a decent card
>>64047175
I'm worried for Rory, tbqh. First the war with Lawler, now Roid Groid Hector Lombard? He's going to have his arms torn off.
>>64047230
He did say that conor was doing large amounts of blow, yes.
>>64047250
Lombard is shit. Rory is going to have him frozen against the Sage the whole fight.
>>64047272
why do you think he was always wearing sunglasses on TUF? guy's pupils were probably the size of 2 euro coins
new bread anon?
>>64028248
Are her tits real?
>>64049799
Yes. They're mom tits.
