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Upcoming MMA events:
December 5 - Shooto Brazil 60 (on now on Fightpass)
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
PVZ Vs Rose embedded epsiodes:
1: https://youtu.be/FL33me6jGO4
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yvvNTPBaKU
First for me
>>64012808
I only mean to bring it up during fights my bad.
>>64012837
>Romero vs. Jacare with none of them roiding
zzzzzzzzzzz
Romero by flying memekick
>Communist Cuban Jew vs Boring Hue who looks like Piccolo
I hope they both lose.
>>64012902
thank mr skeltal
>>64012902
i fucking hate this dumb cunt, is /heem/ actually looking forward to her shit card?
>>64012926
>>64012926
>>64012926
>Romero
>Boring
Heem yourself my man
>>64012926
confirmed for never having watched a fight
>>64012935
im looking forward to /rose/
>>64012939
he called Jacare dumb, l2read pls
>>64012935
>shit card
Um, Sage is on it.
>>64012939
>Romero
>Hue
HEEM URSELF RACIST!1
Is predictionbro here?
Is Velasquez past his best now?
Who /soldier of God/ here
>>64012926
Also lol Romero told the cubans to go fuck themselves cause they wouldn't pay him enough, Now he's wrestling in the glorious US of A
;_;7
>>64013016
I prefer predictioncukk. What can I do for you?
>>64013020
Nah, he's overrated and overhyped as fuck we just haven't seen it because he's been fighting JDS and Big Foot since 2012. Werdum will destroy him again
>>64012902
Should jizz on the tickets and post it on twitter 2bh
>>64013045
>>64013045
How do I know it is really you? When are you starting 194 picks?
>>64013020
UFC relly blew it with Cain, having him rematch JDS and Bigfoot for like 5 years straight. Also Cain being a moron and exploding his knees
are ref's part of reebok deal?
>>64013185
yes but they don't get paid
>>64013185
Big John is getting paid $1900 to ref UFC194
HEEM SLEEPY
JUST
>>64013185
No, refs and judges are not hired by the UFC in domestic events. They are picked and hired by the states athletic commission.
>>64013185
HEEM SLEEPY!!!
>this bitch holding the sign upside down & that slag taking a selfie
>>64013238
Yet somehow Herb Dean refs all the overseas events
The truth is out there.
>>64013289
Updated, leaving this here
Main Card:
Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
>>64013045
tomorrow
>>64013317
It's what I get for trying to watch Shooto and post, just fuck my shit up
>>64013336
how many bongs til 194 pham
>>64013336
Why didn't I quote >>64013077
>>64013351
168 bong and 7 bings
>>64013224
I was going to say he looks a lot like when he first moved up to HW but upon doublechecking he's still smaller than that
>>64013393
sorry I mean 194 predictions
Yes, let's talk about Sage Northcutt
>>64013413
He said tomorrow but replied to the wrong post.
>>64013462
yeah but I need specifics
>>64013484
Um, pretty sure that is illegal
HEEM SLEEPY!
Post Dana's face when Sage,Paige,Frankie,Chris, and Conor lose
>Jorina baars only win in mma is a choke, her losses are all TKO's
what the fuck?
>>64012902
rather have her red panties
>>64013759
They probably took her down
If there was to be a spokesman or ambassador for /heem/ who would you nominate?
>>64013922
Me, the only American.
>>64012837
Is this the ultimate black on black violence fight?
Agree / Disagree?
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/who-ya-got-fighters-predict-chris-weidman-vs-luke-rockhold-at-ufc-194
Pretty even split and lots of literal whos
>>64013953
No, for that we'd need the two niggest fighters
so it'd be Krazy Horse vs ?????
>>64013982
Conor
>>64013963
What are the all time octagon girl power rankings? Don't forget pre-op and post-op Brittney are 2 different people
>>64013963
I'm gonna have to disagree senpai desu
Oh shit, Aldo sighting. Bisbong is beside himself.
>>64013963
>muh heritage
>>64014003
Oh shit can you actually imagine Conor vs Krazy Horse
>Aldo at Shooto Brazil
Rose will absolutely destroy paige.
>>64013428
hes gonna fight a bum and he looked good on his last fight , gonna bet on him
anyone have a stream for shooto? (please don't say ufc.tv)
>>64013963
agree
>>64014125
first event i've watched after getting fight pass on black friday and it's pretty damn nice desu
>>64014125
Checkout the fightpass app avaliable on most smartphones, smart tvs, Apple TV, Amazon Fire tv, Roku, chrome cast and more
>>64014057
did Krazy Horse just eat shit when he jumped on the ropes?
>>64013963
If I can't follow your bloodline back to European royalty, you might as well be a monkey.
/disagree
>>64014125
Just use your 7 day free trial for fightpass. Watch Shooto now. Cancel it on Friday after the PVZ vs rose card.
>>64014062
the eyes never lie
>>64014062
Why did he marry a mid level tranny? Get one that looks like Andressa Soares.
>>64014483
and they say "Bitch shut the fuck up I'm trying to watch the fights here"
>>64014062
Although I can see why Bisping might find it disconcerting Aldo is in Brazil still a week before his fight (6 hour time difference), we can all be relieved that he is finally embracing his Reebok gear.
>>64013336
Mendes
Ferguson
Lauzon
Pierce
>>64013963
haf
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/3vljtx/ufc_194_embedded_full_episode_in_hd_right_here/
you are welcome you motherfuckers
Apparently Josh Barnett responded to me on twitter and was screenshotted.
>>64015003
Why was Upslash wearing Venum on the embedded?
>>64002536
PVZ
Chiesa
The Fister
Theodorou
>>64014602
They say he's scared. This is why half you people are retarded, can't even read basic facial expressions.
>>64015196
Yeah he's terrified watching some Japanese shooto despite being a professional martial artist for his entire life. Shut the fuck up you autist.
>>64014027
Wow, just lost a lot of respect for Arianny.
>>64015055
on 4chan we dont like reddit, right ?
>>64014027
>Arianny
mah niggger
>>64015003
>[removed]
What's the odds that one of the two literally die in the Mcgregor vs Aldo fight
They want to murder each other
>>64015544
Aldo wants to murder Conor*
Conor is totally fucking around.
>>64015525
Aldo vs. McGregor
Part 1: https://streamable.com/3dga
Part 2: https://streamable.com/a1kz
Part 3: https://streamable.com/afzm
Weidman vs. Rockhold
Part 1: https://streamable.com/4goh
Part 2: https://streamable.com/l4on
>>64015569
>Aldo wants to murder Conor
This is why he's going to lose. He's going to stand and bang with Conor and get KO'd
Jose is too small and too slow, old fucks are in for a rude awakening.
>>64015033
your feed is pathetic
>>64015613
You don't know that.
>>64015626
aldo is actually the faster fighter, silly goof
>>64015743
Maybe in a sprint but McGregor covers more cage in less time.
>>64015583
>see all this blood on canvas
>remember which fight was before them
sick gois
>>64015791
189 was the best.
>>64015743
what do you know about movement
>>64015779
no, in terms of hand speed
>>64015791
almeida, Stephens, and Bermudez got busted up also
>>64015856
Hand speed means nothing if you're too slow to reach your target.
>>64015856
>>64015743
McGOAT will make Jose look like a child, witness it faggot.
>>64015889
Lol, Conor has good striking defense now. When is the most recent time you saw him fight?
>>64015743
Aldo's speed advantage (if there is one) is irrelevant because Conor's movement is superior.
>>64015931
Conor controls distance better than anyone in the game, dummy.
>>64015956
Are you trying to imply Conor doesn't leave himself open to be hit with his chin up?
>>64016028
I'm implying that no one can stand with Conor long enough to finish him.
>>64016086
He does have a great chin.
>>64016086
Actually, you implied Aldo wouldn't be able to hit Conor, when Conor is actually quite hittable. Don't be a coward. Stand by what you said.
>>64016244
I implied nothing of the sort, massive faggot. You assume you are talking to a single person.
I merely said Conor controls distance better than anyone in the game. You sir, may die now.
>>64016311
>I-it wasn't me
Then why even jump into the conversation giving any context to your statement, dummy?
Also, what did you mean with he controls his distance? As in he makes it hard to hit him? What exactly did you mean?
>>64016403
>dummy
I-I think i triggered you, m8 tbhfam.
Seriously though, I noticed your stupidity and called it out, nothing more. Calm down guy.
lol
>>64016430
Still can't defend your statement. Stay scared, homie.
>>64016459
Okay, homie. Stay dumb. Enjoy McGOATs win as you are proven wrong.
>Chris retains
>Mcgoober wins
I can't wait for this to happen so all of the shit talking can end.
Who has the best hands in MMA?
>>64016533
ronda, she drops world champions with body shots in sparing
>>64016533
the goobernator
>>64016533
Ever?
James Toney
>>64016533
Cathal Pendred, gotta respect a man that can box underwater
>tfw you really wants Aldo to win but believes that Conor is going to knock him out
His mewment, his range, his strength, his memepower. Too much.
>>64016533
Honda has world class boxing and could take any woman in the world at 135 in the ring.
>>64016495
>>64016495
Lol, I'm not even arguing whether McGregor will win or lose. I should have never engaged with a coward who can't even defend himself.
>>64016605
looks like he's wearing clogs tbqh
Conor isn't faster but much, much more dynamic. In my ten years of watching MMA I can honestly say I've never seen anyone as dynamic with their striking and movement as him. He has the dropping nuclear bombs with pinpoint accuracy of Cro Cop, the of evasiveness of Dominick Cruz, the adaptability of Jones and the intuitive mindset of Fedor to adjust and adapt. His striking is on point and dynamic. Joe say fights like a robot. Kick now, punch now, punch punch, kick. It's isn't free flowing. Jose is playing checkers but Conor has been playing Chess for years. Aldo has hit a plateau and doesn't train past that. He has gotten as good as he can get. Whereas for Conor the sky is the limit. There is no limit to what he can do. Upgrade your software without changing the hardware is what Conor is doing. Aldo is still running Windows 95. Too many wars, too much hard sparring. Conor doesn't need to have his ego reinforced. He doesn't need to hurt himself in the gym to make himself feel tough. Conor knows he is tough, Conor knows he can fight and he will destroy Jose. The eyes never lie and I believe him on that one. I see fear, I see a broken worried man when I see Jose.
>>64016635
>is this bait
You're not even good at this, just stop pls.
>>64016710
How would it be b8? You still won't back up what you said. Cowardly.
>>64016739
>being this openly autistic
Stop. You need to rethink the situation, champ.
>>64016759
I realized I was wrong about 10 posts ago but I was too invested to stop. Sorry.
I'm surprised none of you goofs have posted the 3rd embedded already:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJwY_MnRyk
>See ya mom!
I keked
>>64016759
Stay defeated, friend.not exactly openly anything, we are anonymous and you can't defend yourself.
>>64016814
This is not me
Whose idea was it to put Conor's bitch and Aldo's bitch right by one another?
>>64014027
Her face is so fake, oh my days
>>64016820
Less than a minute in and I want to close it cause Pat Barry is so annoying and obnoxious.
>>64012837
When will the UFC fighters create a players union? They need more money , boxing money
>>64016820
Poor Rose, surrounded by two punch-drunk brutes.
I can't help but feel bad for the fister. The guy literally looks like someone who just started doing mma. It's so painfully obvious that they are just building up sage.
>>64017004
I am watching that TUF currently and that is hilarious
>>64017047
why?
>>64016635
You've clowned him, leave him alone. He's still got some dignity left.
>>64017004
top fugging kek
>>64017047
were they both on the same season of TUF?
>>64016820
>that story about Paige sex bullying a 14-year-old boy at their gym
>>64017004
ARE YOU BOOING ME
>>64017004
kek based al
>>64017032
>Velociti
>Fitness League & Yoga
>>64017065
cause I never saw it and its all on fightpass?
>>64017098
Kinda
Al made it onto the show and Cody was eliminated before heading into the house.
>>64017128
Why are "people" from the east coast so obnoxious?
>>64016820
Why are Americans so loud?
Is Cody Pfister the worst fighter to be featured on an Embedded series? What other tin cans have been on it before?
>>64015583
So who actually "pays" for McGregor's lifestyle? I swear Dana has a hand in it and either makes some connections work or pays McGregor under the hand.
>>64016605
You pretty much said this but with Mendes, Conor winning is now confirmed
>>64016820
>rose still trolling paige without saying a word about her
>>64017155
i meant why was it hilarious
also didn't know they were both on tuf lol
>>64013336
Edgar
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>64017248
Just funny how Cody got his arse kicked and Al made it on the show. The History behind that statement was pretty great to me.
>>64016991
>poor rose
she agreed to marry one of those punch-drunk brutes
>>64017238
How the hell do you even remember?
can't really think of a better place to disuss boxing right now
so anyways
what do y'all think of Joe Calzaghe?
>>64017419
there is a boxing thread up btw
>>64011091
>>64017419
>Joe Calzaghe
who?
>>64017419
jesus christ
>>64017456
cheers la'
stil posting in here for foreseeable future though
>>64017469
haha very funny la'
only because he beat the best 'murica could give
>prime undefeated jeff lacy
>prime bernard hopkins
>past it roy jones jr
>byron mitchell
>charles brewster
What fight do you think is being over looked during NINE DAYS OF FURY?
I think Myles jury vs Charles oliveira can be fun @145lbs
Sage seems a little autistic. Or just really fucking christian. He seems like a clone that was raised to do nothing but kill.
Just rewatched the Mendes Conor fight and the main take away from it was that Chad was not prepared for Conor's forward pressure, he looked lost when he was against the cage and even when he backed Conor up he didn't reset in the centre, he just started going backwards again
>64017601
would you lads?
Does anyone here actually think Jacare will win? He's overrated imo. If so predict the manner of victory.
>>64017646
If you're even vaguely religious or "spiritual" you're retarded. That's what you're picking up on.
>>64017681
woops
>>64017601
>>64017234
>PPV points
>potato chip commercials
>official Reebok athlete
>>64017384
I recall dese tings
>>64017643
nine days of fury?
fury tbf to him rekt klitschko, still see him losing to david haye if they were to ever meet however.
idk if fury's chin is up for it
Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
Michael Chiesa vs. Jim Miller
Sage Northcutt vs. Cody Pfister
Thiago "Marreta" Santos vs. Elias Theodorou
John Howard vs. Tim Means
Omari Akhmedov vs. Sergio Moraes
Kevin Casey vs. Antonio Carlos Junior
Johnny Eduardo vs. Aljamain Sterling
Santiago Ponzinibbio vs. Andreas Stahl
Nathan Coy vs. Danny Roberts
Phillipe Nover vs. Zubaira Tukhugov
Kailin Curran vs. Emily Kagan
Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
opponent TBA vs. opponent TBA
Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Evan Dunham vs. Joe Lauzon
Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
Tatsuya Kawajiri vs. Jason Knight
Geane Herrera vs. Joby Sanchez
Konstantin Erokhin vs. Gabriel Gonzaga
Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor
Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold
Yoel Romero vs. Ronaldo Souza
Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens
Urijah Faber vs. Frankie Saenz
Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger vs. Tecia Torres
Warlley Alves vs. Colby Covington
Kevin Lee vs. Leonardo Santos
Magomed Mustafaev vs. Joe Proctor
John Makdessi vs. Yancy Medeiros
Marcio Alexandre Jr. vs. Court McGee
Is this the greatest week ever?
>>64017734
>fedora meme
>on 4chan
looks like someone hit a nerve
>>64017768
Using greentext on 4chan? You seem triggered
>>64017762
No Phil Brooks fight :(
>>64017714
you can just click the post number you know
so la's as a boxing fan
tell me what's good about ufc that boxing doesn't have?
>>64017692
He's attending one of the top universities for engineering for engineering, though.
>>64017839
did you know this is a trip-free zone?
>>64017796
No seriously the fedora meme is basicaly "you're just an edgy teen, learn to "fit in" if you're going to use it against people saying religon is retarded then you ought to use it every time someone says someting racist, but you act like thats not edgy teen stuff while going against religon is not.
>>64017840
You might as well think it's possible santa claus or the easter bunny exist. It's literally that retarded.
>>64017839
fighting.
>>64017861
the option to trip is given to us so we may as well use it.
>>64017804
I've been a member here for over 15 years and that just blew my mind.
>>64017839
Headkicks, Crazy subs, Flying knees, Elbows from the mount. I could go on and on.
>>64017840
i don't care what you do for a living you're a fucking dummy if you think christianity is true
>>64015431
What
>>64017840
*the top university
>>64017867
How is not edgy to say literally anybody that is spiritual or religious is literally retarded?
>>64017867
>racism
>edgy teen stuff
Racism prevents first world nations from being rape capitals like yours.
>>64017867
>if you're going to use it against people saying religon is retarded then you ought to use it every time someone says someting racist, but you act like thats not edgy teen stuff while going against religon is not
oh sweden
>>64017924
Crazy good genetics.
>>64017902
nah, not my cup of tea, there's nothing in that list which makes me go, oh wow.
it's like putting to much sugar into your cereal/breakfast
This is a fight discussion I could care less about spiritual beliefs...
>>64017840
Mathematical engineering or design/manufacturing engineering? Because literally the smartest guy I ever knew studied mathematical engineering.
>>64017926
because if someone believes in religion they either haven't thought about it critically or are incapable of doing so
upon critical examination christianity falls apart completely
>>64017962
please fuckoff and dont come back
>>64017962
Alright bye.
>>64017987
>anyone that doesn't reach the same conclusion I do is retarded
Certainly not edgy, my friend ;)
>>64017987
>because if someone believes in religion they either haven't thought about it critically or are incapable of doing so
Such superior intellect, sirrah! Please enlighten the uneducated masses even further!
>>64018035
fuck off carafag
>>64017962
>only 6'2"
>putting it in your trip
>>64018040
>>64018035
Don't reply to tripfags just ignore them.
>>64017987
>muh critical think
I'm not even religious, but that is one of the biggest copout replies ever. Catholic metaphysics are pretty indepth, and there's such thing as religious existential philosophy, lad.
At this point I'm starting to think you're arguing this because you literally have a fedora and feel uneasy at the shit you're reading right now.
>>64017975
I looked it up and he was studying Petroleum engineering which doesn't seem so demanding. Sage ain't no boy genius
>>64018071
6'2 is unironically the best height to be, both aesthetically and from a professional fighting aspect.
>aesthetics
>tall
>not overly tall and alienating
>doesn't mess up facial aesthetics
>not a manlet
>not a lanklet
>well proportioned
>fighting
>height can easily be boxing middleweight such as Andy Lee
>dominate middleweight division with height and reach
>still got BF% to absorb punches
>can go up to cruiserweight and still not be disadvantaged
>essentially rapes 5'11 manlets in all divisions
>>64017987
give me an example of your critical examination oh neckbearded one
>>64017987
He is right though.
>>64016820
>rose shaving her head again even shorter
why is pat barry ok with a bald chick
?
new roganwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIrSEYrm9uc
>>64018244
>Not liking superior bald Rose
Because he is, faggot.
>>64017890
>member
>>64018244
>she's trolling rose
>she's cleaning it up again for fight week
>she's way out of his league and only with him because she was literally molested and abused as a child
>>64018371
Isn't Pat also racist against crackers?
>>64018393
rose is baltic
>>64018254
>135 men's division
>most competitive
Hehe
Is there a bigger walking stereotype who fought in the UFC than Melvin Guillard?
>No work ethic
>Failed a drug test for coke
>Ended a fight in a no contest because he threw and illegal knee
Sage can drive a stick shifter he is smarter then most Americans.
>>64018371
>because she was literally molested and abused as a child
Any sauce on this? I know it's heavily implied in the embedded when she speaks about her childhood but has she ever came out and said it directly?
>>64018122
Still really impressive, especially when he's training all the time. It may be lighter compared to other engineering fields, but engineering in general, is still one of the more demanding degrees to acquire. Petroleum is where the moneys at anyways, why go for chemical when you can earn more with petroleum?
>>64018554
135 is certainly interesting. Tj, Cruz, Almeida, Barao, and now John Dodson to shake up the division.
>>64018585
what difference does it make, getting dicked isn't worse than getting the fucking shit kicked out of your everyday or screamed at constantly
>“I’m really thinking of the fight right now, but after the fight’s over I see no problem in shaking his hand,” Aldo told MMAjunkie through an interpreter. “You know, we’re going to have to see how the fight plays ou,t but I’m going to be there working as well as he’s going to be in there working, and everyone else is, so I don’t see a problem with that.”
>McGregor, who is arguably the boldest and most controversial character on the UFC’s roster, echoed those sentiments and said his differences with Aldo will be settled inside the octagon.
>“I am always respectful, free, unposed, (and) I touch the glove before the fight begins,” McGregor said. “I won’t touch the glove when the referee waves us in to fight, and then I’ll touch the glove after the fight when it’s all said and done. This is business. On Dec. 12, two nations will collide, but peace will be restored through battle.”
>>64018633
>tfw never even got yelled at as a kid
i literally had no chance of becoming a UFC champion
>>64018479
Doesn't change that one message an anon posted from from the world's worst kickboxer to MMA figthter.
>>64018641
>that picture
>we are all one
baby schaub in there
>>64018823
Put on a little more makeup
>>64018813
>hating on pygmies
the exit is that way --> |¯|
>>64018166
>from a professional fighting aspect.
not in MMA
There are advantages to being a stocky grappler.
holly holm has a pretty big clit
roids?
>>64018953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzEbm7yup7g
Who is your favorite Northern European fighter?
>>64018985
I could tell the first time I saw her fucking face, let alone the rest of her roid body.
>>64019048
Rose Namajunas
>>64018985
>yfw she inserts her elongated clit into her husbands ayyynus
>>64018953
Only this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks3st1dG4UY
>>64019048
>>64019128
>that feeling when this came on when you were driving around San Andreas
>>64018953
lmao deleted for racism.
>modern 4chan
>>64019048
Gunnar Nelson
>>64019320
>not knowing about that one American who always deletes his posts
baka
>>64018619
Oh fuck I mixed up 135 with Flyweight division
>>64019320
i know m8
idk why i even still come to this keked site
literally 70% of this website's userbase are redditors now
its disgusting
>>64019370
I still find what I mentioned much more likely when it comes to the new moderators and so on, lad.
I've been in nearly every /heem/ for a minute and I've never noticed this murrkuk deleting his shit.
>>64016820
Sage seems like such a nice kid.
I hope he doesn't end up getting popped for PED's or something
Miesha has been going for a very natural look lately. Can't say I'm not a fan.
>>64019427
I only come here for /heem/, honestly.
>>64019430
People get banned on /heem/ for even joking about race when it's directly related to a fighter. Don't listen to that jackass he either doesn't know what he's talking about or he's a moderator and jacking off to the thought about having "power" and you not knowing he's a moderator.
>>64013020
Probably. Injuries and tougher drug testing ended his career early, a lot like Carwin's.
>>64019534
noided much
>>64019534
Lithbro is probably absolutely correct, the way she is dealt with here nowadays is kind of ridiculous.
>>64019599
death grips are shit
>>64018641
>shake hands and make up
>respect the shit out of each other in post fight interview
>rematch is announced
>they are shoving each other at the press conference
>>64019113
>>64019025
>>64018953
did you delete your posts or did a mod do it?
>>64019665
>she
Shit
>>64019695
What do you think, fampire?
>>64019737
i think he did it himself because he's a spaz
>>64019443
She's challenging society's ideas of the female body
>>64019665
You have shit taste.
Been away since 193ish. Has Ronda said anything yet? she dead?
>>64019878
No seriously, there are better experimental hip hop groups and I only gave DG a chance due to zach. You're a pleb and you should probably go back to /mu/ for your hourly circlejerk, lad.
>>64019952
>muh techno animal
>muh clouddead
>>64020009
More like muh signor benedick the moor
u gay, leave unless you want to talk about something relevant to /heem/
Which fighters have had the most degraded performances since the new UFC drug testing took effect at the beginning of the year?
>Cain Velasquez
>Benson Henderson
>Big Foot
>Ronda Rousey
>Gustafesson
>Rashad Evans
>Renan Barao
>
>>64020231
>gus on that last
Dude was clearly natty. His issue was more he faced a world class wrestler and a fucking chimp that throws bombs.
Gus is a technical fighter, which is why he did so well against Bones, but there's no fucking way he's gonna be able to deal with an Olympic wrestler and a dude that throws knockout punches wildly.
Besides, I don't think roids would fly past the sharia law imposed on Sweden.
>>64017004
boooooooooooooooooooo
>>64020231
>Renan
Muh weight. Seriously.
>Rashad
>most notable wins are Tito Ortiz and a "loss" to Bisping
>Rashad ever good
Kek
>Rousey
>ran into a fighter who wasn't a moron
>Benson
>still small for WW
Hendricks is probably the one who has gone full JUST
>was a wrestler his whole life
>could make weight no problem before drug testing
>acting funny as fuck leading up to the GSP fight when drug testing came up
>said he wanted WADA
>didn't know (or more likely ignored) that NSAC would've just used VADA/WADA standards because neither of those people fly people out to drug test (You)
>muh power suddenly disappeared during the GSP fight
>suddenly he can't make weight anymore
>the new era of drug testing is here
>KIDNEY STONE.....right....
>can't make weight period
sage is truly happy
>>64019952
But Ride and Zach are both awesome. Not to mention Flatty bringing the beatz.
cody really is an awful name
>tfw you will be able to heem shitters in the skies of Strangereal again
It's like a dream come true
>>64016820
Cody Pfister is how I envision most 4channers to be like. Soft spoken little betas who want/have an Asian gf.
>>64020548
>Hendricks is probably the one who has gone full JUST
I think he's no longer with his team either
>>64018915
>le grappler
Literally obsolete in 2015, wrestling and ju jitsu.
>>64020906
>Jiu-Jitsu and Wrestling
>Obsolete in MMA
>>64020830
I wonder if he will get cut after he loses
>>64021067
Nah they need their cans.
who /fat/ here?
>>64021067
Probably not, they'll give him another fight or two since some people will remember his name from these embeddeds.
>>64021067
Why would he get cut? He's only lost once in his last 10 fights
>>64021150
you mean /comfy/
>>64021220
a lot of fighters that go 1-2 in the ufc get cut
>>64021150
/builtfat/ here
>>64021317
they've certainly been trimming the fat recently
>>64021150
>>64021317
>>64021334
Just eat on a deficit and hit weights, how the fuck is anyone fat when we have the knowledge to combat the slug phsiques? You can still be swole and a bit chubby with your fast food diets.
It's not even hard to be built and strong, just eat fast food, a lot of meat and lift at least 4-5 times a weak. Stop being so sad.
>>64021150
>Being into MMA and being obese
>>64021150
who /skinnywrists/ here
>>64021334
Same. I'm fine with being builtfat, though. Good luck escaping my sidecontrol, lanklets.
>>64021451
I myself am built and strong. Why did you quote my post? I like my body.
>>64021548
Because I also post on /fit/ and builtfat usually means lardass with tits.
>>64021548
>I myself am built and strong.
Highly doubt it
>>64021698
what the fuck /x/ pls go
>>64021678
Uh huh, now post a picture that isn't someone else
>>64013020
Yeah man I'm afraid to say it, but perhaps. I have the same arguments against him as anyone else, but the fact is he's getting old and with all of his injuries and time off I can't see him being a consistently winning fighter. I am still hoping for the opposite, but I wouldn't be surprised if he gets KO'd next time around.
>>64021678
If you then I will take it back, that's a legit strongfat build.
>>64021678
I'd delete you chin by being nice and flowy lad
>>64021820
>Can't use reverse image search
>>64013036
I am man. Hope he fights weidman
>>64013336
Edgar
Ferguson
Lauzon
Laflare
>>64021884
>implying that I didn't find 90% of my porn via such means
Literally fuck off America.
>>64021896
He'll get wrestled to death
>>64013336
Mendes
Ferguson
Dunham
Laflare
If Rockhold gets injured this week who should they give to fight to - Jacare or Romero?
>>64020548
Hendricks
Big foot
Duffee
Erick silva
>>64022033
>Duffee
all the juice in the world wont fix his fight iq
>>64021962
Yeah, I know but i still wanna see him get wrestled to death.
>>64022020
Jacare deserves it but I think Romero vs. Weidman would be GOAT. I just don't see the Chris accepting either (especially Romero) on such short notice.
>>64017762
Yes anon...yes it is, and not even close.
>your face when you realize it is the very week of, and past that point of fighters getting injured in camp.
>>64022126
pff jacare is a much scarier opponent than romero. The hell are you talking about?
>>64022193
>yfw Aldo pays ISIS to blow up the MGM
>>64022317
How is Romero's cardio? I feel like when watching him he tries to explode into everything which is very tiring
betting tips for ufc 194 pls
>>64022434
Gunnar Nelson
>>64022427
>How is Romero's cardio?
World class.
>>64022434
Bet the house on Cody knocking Sage out in the second.
>>64022473
Rogan plz I need a serious answer
>>64022473
>tim kennedy
Lol, you fucking liar
>>64022580
lol it is average, maybe slightly above no jacare. Look at the Tim Kennedy fight...god's sake get off the damn stool
Sage is aesthetically a God. He is so kind and passionate about human life.
Sage is a rare gift to us all. It's only right that you get on your knees and drain his balls.
>>64022580
>Mfw Rogan said Bethe was a really ferocious woman
>>64022679
shes a fuckin robot brawler u goof
>>64022660
Sage is weird. The white boy is far too nice to everybody and far too happy about everything. I would probably kill myself if he lost.
>>64022660
hopefully he drains Pfisters Brain
>>64022660
>/sp/ shitposting
well done senpai
>>64022812
>Tfw Sage vs. Conor might happen in your life time.
>>64022874
>yfw McGregor makes him commit suicide by shit talking his entire family
>>64022874
>>64022910
That's the biggest question on my mind. How would Sage actually react to shit talking? I'm extremely curious.
>>64022944
Probably cry like a little bitch to be quite honest family.
>>64022984
He could also be the biggest shit talker in the game right now.
>tfw could literally heem every here with minimal effort
>>64022944
he would just take it with a goofy smile
>>64022812
>The white boy
why'd you have to bring up his race? racist.
>>64015583
I'll wait for it on youtube tommorrow. nice and clean, stramable's have gone to shit for me for some reason.
>>64017692
>>64017867
>>64017987
good eve gentlesirs, i am also a fellow atheist! down with gOD!
>>64023144
Great, the heem errrbody aussie is here.
You found a job yet m8?
>>64023144
>tfw a dingo heemed my baby
>>64023442
>>64023457
I'm a chef though, boys, what do you even mean? Don't even care about Canada enough for a decent reply.
>>64023532
I bet I could take you down
>>64023548
I deadlift around 480 pounds though, I don't think you can. I think I could slam you for years.
>>64023571
Hey pussy are you still there?
>>64017839
liverkicks, safe rules, elbows
>>64023532
youre probably just an abbo that collects neetbux
>>64023696
>he wants me to dignify his existent with a response
Have this, brah. It's the best I can do for you.
>ronda rousey got knocked out in your lifetime
>>64023705
i was hired to drive her around after she got busted for meth. cool girl. talked to me more than most b-level celebs did
>>64024077
Liar, I have her on sykpe and snap. You serious?
>>64024077
yea. i worked for a black car service in LA from 2005-2010. she was one of like 5 brown people i ever picked up so i remember her p well
>>64024202
>>64024302
i clicked the wrong number!
>>64012971
lol the Karate Kid?
Who else is looking forward to Sage Northcutt Exposed?
Are they really putting porier vs. duffy on the fight pass prelims for the Jan 2nd card? Or is that a mistake? That should at least be the main prelim before the main card.
>>64024507
I am looking forward to failing his drug test
>>64024570
Its crazy to think that fight could go from a main event to a fight pass prelim, I guess we'll just have to wait and see
>>64021234
You think your heart is comfy?
>>64024507
i look forward to everyone dana shills getting BTFO
>>64024598
What are you implying there, senpai?
paige, rose, and mcgreg getting beat in one weekend. My god. it will be fucking glorious.
>>64024696
meant to say sage.
>>64024687
>looks shredded 24/7
>dad used to sell roids
>pulled out of Tri Star gym
just saying if he gets busted I wont be surprised
>>64023793
>che guevara
Triggered me a little bit tbqh
>this post in MMA related
>>64024731
Che Guevara invented modern MMA
>>64024711
seriously, who has the fuck has biceps like this?
WHO IS COMING TO MY UFC 194 PIZZA PARTY?
>>64024711
I honestly didn't think he was on roids until I found out about his dad.
Then I just connected the dots. 100% sure he's on the juice
>>64024839
literally chads from my middle school had biceps just like that
https://strawpoll.me/6190459
>Looking like this year round as a UFC fighter
>>64024884
Anthony Johnson?
>>64024855
gluten free?
>>64024897
>tfw the UFC try to cover his positive test and Jewani breaks the news two years later
>>64024971
The best thing about Fedor Emelianenko is one look at the guy and you knew he was never using
>>64024884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhlVDbcqwQo
WELCOME TO THE REAL NIGGA HOURS
>>64024945
no pussy, extra gluten, to weed out the weak
>>64024988
why is it that simple, plenty of ped's for guys with his shape. or he could have used epo
>>64024988
You never know. There's a body builder at y gym trying to get his pro card and we talk about about drugs. He says there is some sort of gummy shit that you chew and stays in your system for 4 hours.
>>64024855
Sorry bro, I got my own healthy fight snacks
>>64024988
>implying
Have you ever watched a Josh Barnett fight?
He looks like shit.
Guess how many times he failed test?
>>64024858
>never thought he was on roids
>>64024897
Looking like this?
I mean I would have given him the benefit of the doubt before the thing about his dad came out. But you never doubted just a little bit?
Or fuck how about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UFVmXBlSgc
I wonder what Sages walk around weight is? 175 Im guessing
>>64025065
Higher.
https://www.instagram.com/p/8FF1pmKGnc
>>64024839
>shitty insertions
>>64025065
185
>>64025065
>>64025146
Damn those diuretics are doing him well.
CM Punk vs Rory MacDonald when?
>>64024839
you can see the normal, cool dude he would have been if his parents didn't pump him up on jesus and roids
>>64025146
How the fuck is he 6 feet tall,look like that and fight at 155?
>>64025215
they'll cast Punks first opponent in Looking for a Fight.
>>64025215
>vs Rory
never
heard rumour that they might make something like a web series about finding him an opponent.
>>64025234
oh shit hang on
what if it ends up being nick the tooth?
>cutting 30lbs at 19 yrs old
safe to say Sage will be fighting at WW in the future and possibly MW towards the end of his career
So fighters only stay in the TUF house for about 3 months right? Why are there so many guys just going all like "Muh girlfriend, muh wife". Its only 3 months for fucks sake and your in the position to learn from some of the best fighters alive today.
I would love to be in a 3 month training camp and just train everyday.
>>64025255
lol so many random celeb fans, maybe the dude from chilipeppers or nick jonas
>>64025288
Either you're a virgin or you've never left your home town.
>>64025216
You think they got him a chin implant?
>>64025298
hah, get mickey rourke in there!
oh shit... what about kevin james? he could probably make 170 with some Dolce Diet
>>64025288
Because they fear that their wife or girlfriend will cheat on them the moment they get the chance, and 3 months is a lot of time for it.
>>64025300
>>64025341
more like its reality tv and they need to create some sort of drama and bullshit thanks to the producers
>>64025341
>they fear that their wife or girlfriend will cheat on them
>fear
>>64025373
americans tend to be more emotional, especially on tv, but being stuck in a house with no contact with your familiar can hit people hard, especially when they're not used to it.
Hell atleast 3 months is a pretty long time. This faggot said he wanted to sue Zuffa for 6 weeks.
http://www.mmafighting.com/ufc/2012/12/11/3755450/mike-ricci-the-ultimate-fighter-was-an-absolute-nightmare
>>64013202
the UFC is a joke.
-- athletes paid almost nothing (unless you're Brock or GSP)
-- ref with name recognition and loads of experience literally paid nothing (might cover flight and hotel. might)
-- memes like Conor is a millionaire (not even close, do the fucking math)
-- memes like ronda is great and women's mma is "competitive"
-- fraud like "we don't pay our athletes but I give them "locker-room bonuses" (which turn out to be nothing)
And if conor loses they literally have no one to hype.
dead sport walking
ios aldo going to retain belt??
>>64025459
maybe
>>64025459
ios also, he has had a sponsored named change?
>>64025459
yes, yes he is
>>64014057
quite an exit
>>64025497
i made a text mistake for some reason i hit o
Watching McGregor/Mendes again, pham, and 3 things strike me.
Mendes dominates most of the fight. Conor gets his shots in early in Round 1, spends the rest of the fight on his back getting beaten to a bloody pulp by a gassed Chad Mendes.
On the other hand, if this fight proved anything, its that Conor McGregor can take a savage beating and still knock somebody out.
On the other, OTHER hand, he DIDN'T knock Mendes out. Why was the fight stopped after Mendes went down? Yes we've seen many technical knockouts end this way, but was Mendes really out? Did Mendes gas out due to not having the appropriate length of time to prepare? Can McGregor really stand a chance against Aldo, a superior fighter to even Mendes, when the Mendes bout was so close?
>>64014027
she was MUCH cuter before she added the bolt-on melons.
>>64025542
He was getting hit by a bantamweight so less damage. He would receive more damage if he stepped up to lightweight/welterweight.
>>64025542
I think its a case of styles make fights.
However I would argue with Aldo being the better grappler so if it does go to the ground Aldo will most likely have the advantage
does mcgregor move up in weight if he loses?
>>64016658
pity response
>>64025542
Because he gave the fuck up his body shut down and he was promptly knocked down and assumed fetal position
>>64025566
Theres no question Aldo is the better grappler. Theres no question he has the advantage. And we've seen Conors takedown defense is subpar at best.
>>64025639
it would be pretty interesting to see if Aldo even wants to fuck around standing. If it does stay standing I expect a lot of leg kicks. One of Conners bests weapons is his movement. Aldo has more ways to win but Conner just needs one punch and Aldo does not really like grappling.
Should be a close match either way
>>64025619
He's moving up either way. He's spinning it like he wants better competition, but he can't handle the weight cut without IV's
>>64025637
Can you have a discussion without resorting to primitive language? He did what everyone knows when you get knocked down and covered his head. It's not a knock out, and it doesn't mean the fight is over.
>>64025658
I reckon Aldo's standup is clearly superior, but going to the ground is easy.
Hey bros, I'm about to sit down to watch Bellator 147 (prelims to main card), are there any fights making it worth my time besides the main event?
>>64017762
mfw no gsp
>>64025666
Over all game very supirior. But conner is no slouch and I think has the edge in punching power and reach.
>>64025672
All of the main card is pretty good
Special shout out to Daniel Weichel vs Georgi Karakhanyan. Good card all around honestly.
"I had a blast" - "Big" John McCarthy on Rodney King riots
I'm going to order this ppv but will wait until the prelims start. Seems a bit risky otherwise incase aldo pulls out again.
>>64017840
if he has potential to be a top engineer, why waste time in the ufc, ffs?
mfw concussions will rob him of any intellectual success.
>>64025714
>Injures himself while warming up
https://www.instagram.com/p/-Ru9XRqGpQ/
>2.6x bodyweight squat for 2 @ 6'
Yeah ok, I thought you guess were jealous at first but he's definitely on gear,
>>64025542
more than any other, that fight struck me me as a possible work.
>>64025793
>trips and snaps his shit during the walkout
>>64025815
>Slips on Ice while Buffer is announcing them
Would Dana give Conor a rematch if he lost?
>>64025874
he giveas everyone a rematch
>>64025874
Yes
>>64012837
holy shit almeida is a beast
his first 12 opponents couldn't survive the first round, and he finished an opponent in the 4th so he has a gas tank. of all 20 of his opponents he has only not finished 1, Tim Gorman.
10 minutes of heem murking everything with a pulse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ucE5XXgj4&feature=youtu.be
some great heems and knockdowns, how the hell is this guy a BW?
>>64025454
>memes like Conor is a millionaire (not even close, do the fucking math)
You do the math m8. He got $550,000 for beating Mendes, and had a cut of the PPV too. Add that to his other fights and sponsorships and tv stuff and he's easily a millionaire.
>>64025929
A millionaire with good to great credit. And he's shitting it down the drain.
Current commodities:
>Dee
>8 cars
>elephant tusk suit
>?
>movement
I've lost myself.
>>64025949
How do you know what he's doing with it m8?
>>64025874
If it's a really close fight/split decision then yea, but if Conor loses via KO/decision, then no, it'll be back to the drawing board for title contention.
Conor moves up either way.
>>64025980
He shows off his closet/wardrobe and all of the expensive things he buys in multiple videos.
>>64025883
>>64025884
Would it be bigger than 194?
>>64020906
>jiu jitsu is useless in mma
kek
>>64025661
primitive language strawman? oh fuck off. if you wanted chad to get saved by the bell you're a bad fight fan. he was done in every sense of the word.
>>64026001
So? Just because he's not walking around in rags and taking the bus to the MGM Grand doesn't mean he's blowing every cent he has
>>64026077
I think you may be talking to Dace Herman there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpk8Bti0RzA
>>64025694
>>64025672
this was pretty ok.
So apparently got into a naked fist fight with a guy.
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/5/9855394/ufc-quick-quote-frank-mir-recalls-time-a-naked-ufc-and-pride-vet-beat
>>64026153
The finish was just a formality in that fight, the real good webm would be that kid's muhfuggen slick jits
>>64026283
*Phill Baroni
Lads what if Aldo vs Mcgregor ends up being a war like Lawler vs Macdonald?
Can that happen?
That would be beautiful.
>>64026363
both hit hard and have chins, could happen. They could also circle and exchange jabs for 25 minutes
>>64026363
It won't be as big of a war but if it was it'd be fantastic and we'd hespect both of them
>>64026363
Fuggen doubt it, it'll be an exciting fight because of the styles and crowd but don't see it being an all out heem war
>>64026363
no since mcgregoat predicted a 1st round finish
I'm honestly really pumped for Rizin.
The cards are coming together too.
http://www.rizinff.com/saraba/en/
http://www.rizinff.com/iza/en/
>>64026488
>Excited for shitty japanese Yakuza move
Lad...
I'm gonna watch Gabi fight though.
>>64026510
Yeah I am bitch nigger what the fuck you gonna do about it? Post "lel fixed" when I post webbums? Yeah seems like something you'd do. Now sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
>>64026488
>Colossus
>Sakuraba
fuck I wish they stopped fighting
>>64026488
>JMMA memorial day
:( the dream is over
>>64026530
Well I think the intent is for Sakuraba to pass the torch per se to Aoki, and for TK to murder Thompson so the stoppages will likely be in their favour
>>64026528
Lad...
Calm down now.
>>64026549
I clowned you.
>>64026549
spoopy
No 194 embedded on youtube?
>>64026615
i think is a FOX exclusive. some leddit faggot uploaded it to streamable
>>64026615
later today according to twitter
>>64026621
Tbh that Fox hour long "Embedded" wasn't even Embedded
It was more just an extended promo
>>64026654
>Moving to hours
madman
Whatever happened to the ALDO? guy
>>64026685
Fuck you chronomancer
>>64026685
how am i supposed to sleep now. plus your shit is to what, first fight, main card, first card or 11 pm at night when dana gladiators aldo backstage so he falls in the fight.
>mfw some fat bearded guy keeps sending based Hunt pictures of himself in a jockstrap saying he's horny
>mfw Hunt uploads them to facebook asking people they know who he is and to get him to stop so he doesn't have to go kick him in the head
Fucking dying.
whens the fucking 194 embedded
>>64026732
I think he thought it was funny to start with but got super pissy when it went on.
I would be pissing myself laughing if I was him.
>>64026742
yesterday
>>64012837
>2 obvious roids do battle now that the testing is better
Expect the usual bullshit from Romero where he dodges questions and babbles about "I pooonch de face" in his effeminate faggot voice.
I hope Jacare wins, just because both the Chris and Rockhold would beat his ass black and blue.
>>64026763
post link plox
Aldo vs. McGregor Part 1: https://streamable.com/3dga Part 2: https://streamable.com/a1kz Part 3: https://streamable.com/afzm Weidman vs. Rockhold Part 1: https://streamable.com/4goh Part 2: https://streamable.com/l4on
NEW THREAD
>>64026783
NEW THREAD
>>64026783
NEW THREAD
>>64026783
>>64026113
It's probably more to do with the fact he himself mentions how he blows it all. In the embedded that has been leaked he said he's not the best at keeping his money.
>>64018823
Did Shaub get caught up with an instahoe?
