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December 5 - Shooto Brazil 60
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
PVZ Vs Rose embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/FL33me6jGO4
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/-tNe_aMs8zA
>194 extended embedded to premier on Fox today at 3pm
https://youtu.be/wi-dNR1KH3Q
>Dana White confirms it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/4/9846656/dana-white-ronda-rousey-admitted-she-was-exhausted-going-into-holly
>Gleison Tibau is a naughty boy
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/4/9851086/gleison-tibau-provisionally-suspended-after-potential-usada-violation
>Tibau releases statement on violation
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/4/9851752/gleison-tibau-deeply-sorry-reacts-to-usada-suspension
>Chris Weidman does have a penis
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/5/9852360/ufc-champ-weidman-recalls-worst-injury-everyone-thought-i-had-no-penis-mma-news
>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
first for JUST
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
2nd for When's Embedded
Second for our lord and savior JBJ
FUCK
>>64000874
I like how they modeled the wax figure from his weigh in day.
>>64000731
>Dana White confirms it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar
Dammit Dana this shit pisses me off
>>64000905
THE TIME IS NOW
>>64000912
4.5 bongs to 194 extended embedded.
New PVZ vs rose (and Frankie mendes if they are getting one) probably won't be until later this evening.
9th for "It begins with an excuse"
http://youtu.be/ozdTcYm9bvY
>gendered insults
Do you agree with this goof?
>>64001074
literally who
Rockhold is gonna win because he has a cool name.
>>64001178
Weidman is a cool name too, though.
>>64001025
anyone have the version with the text?
New Ariel Helwani interview with Alistair Overeem,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvGANGFA_tQ
>>64001198
nah
If this happens during the fights i'm committing suicide
>just lost power for 30 minutes
>2015
>underground power lines
>80 degrees sunny day
literally a 3rd world country, thomas edison fucked tesla
>>64001378
@8:40
Ariel gets keked
>>64001198
>Weidman
>implying it isn't just The Chris
Rockhold is a shit boxer tbph
>>64001825
His inability to throw proper combinations is going to make it difficult for him to pressure Weidman.
does luke unironically believe "jesus" helps him win fights?
>>64001890
Would you mind not spamming webms? We all have the fight library already.
>>64001872
Name one great athiest fighter
>>64001025
if rockhold and Vanessa breed, they gonna churn out little sages?
>>64001924
I'll spam crisp low jobs at your thigh all night mate.
>>64001956
nice one mate
you'd merk him
>>64000731
I'm starting to think Conor's whole MOVEMENT FLOW HUMANBODYISEEDEESETHINGS is just a smoke screen. He's post some ridiculous capoeira shit on instagram, but IRL he's just doing deadlifts and hitting pads like every other fighter.
I hope the UFC takes Siler up on his offer. I'd love to see him back.
>>64001948
Retardation is a prerequisite for greatness in the fight game
>>64002006
Thanks brother, they say fighting is 99% confidence and 1% memekicks. With you in my corner, I'm going to be an unstoppable force in the lardweight division.
>>64001378
reem looks so fucking skinny holy shit
>>64001953
Their kids will be like 40% native american.
>>64001924
>he doesn't enjoy watching heems all day
What kind of fightfan are you?
>>64002131
>self-deprecating humor over being a fat ass
it's only cute if you're chris farley
Want to know how you can pick the winners of 194?
McGregor
Rockhold
Jacare
Nelson
Stephens
They are all godless heathens.
On the other side, you have Aldo, Weidman, Romero, Maia, and Holloway. All good Christian men. Side with Jesus on December 12th. Choose the winning side.
>>64002187
Let's see you fight him
I've trained with this lad since he was but a boy, the kid's got "world class striking". Watch out son.
>>64002161
I was out of line to be honest. I just wanted to finish what Holland had started, and the only Holohan materials I had on hand were some Smolka webmasters. Next time I'll be more careful and respectful with my memeposting. Gomen-nasai! Oss!
>>64002187
You don't have to be tough all the time, bro
>>64002198
Jacare is Brazilian, wouldn't be surprised if he was a practicing Christian
>>64000731
>autistic OP who actually updates the OP
>>64002283
>be the change you want to see in the world
-Jon Jones
>>64002161
>kimpossible
why
>>64002198
>tfw no forget jesus
>>64002416
don't know why I'm using reaction images on an image board mate
would you prefer anime?
thoughts on this?
>>64002448
i would prefer the lewd versions
Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
Jim Miller vs. Michael Chiesa
Sage Northcutt vs. Cody Pfister
Elias Theodorou vs. Thiago Santos
>>64002486
that's a big bagina
>>64002486
>Dat moose knuckle
Have my children
>>64002486
The pussy was fat
Nice picture of Ronda.
>>64002613
>>64002486
is this roidvadge?
next week fight picks:
-thursday
namajunas decision
northcutt 1st rd ko
theodorou decision
sterling sub
curran decision
-Fri
mendes decision
barboza 2 rd ko
lauzon decison
194
Jose kick beheading
rockhold ko rd 2
souza sub
gunnar decision
Holloway ko
Faber decision
>>64002674
There's a champion atheist fighter
Cerrone has literally no chance against RDA. There is a real reason why he always chokes in big fights. He simply doesn't care about being champion. He doesn't have that outside motivation that true champions have to be the absolute best. He fights for fun and to pay the bills, not to be the best. When it is time to really dig down deep, there is nothing; there is no light at the end of the tunnel to keep him going. Similarly to how atheists can never be great fighters.
>>64002617
What do you reckon she was thingken bout
>>64002760
Schaub
>>64002752
being champion would mean a lot more media and promotional duties and Cerrone likes to do whatever he wants
>>64002829
no one wants to be a wagekek
guys
GUYS
One week left. Do you have any nice webms of fighters who are fighting next week? Will post mine. Please post some Chris and Luke, I don't have any.
>>64003000
>>64003000
why do hues love aldo so much
>>64002531
That is probably the goat webm. Only Dan Hardy respectful nod comes rivals it. So glad someone noticed it desu senpai
>>64003000
Somebody post weidman elbowing Munoz in slow mode please
>>64003103
Cause he's Brazilian?
>>64003194
Aldo has fought more cans than McGregor
>>64003103
u srs?
>>64003103
because he's better than everyone else. Literally cruising for 90% of his career
>>64003103
Weren't you the dutch saying Verhoeven was the best martial artist in the world last thread?
>>64003000
Are you cheering for Jacare or God's Own Soldier, The Soldier of God Romero?
>>64003218
When you've been champ for 10 years you fight everyone unlike, Conor "I beat Dennis Siver to get a title shot" McGregor.
>>64003197
damn
fucking cracked
>>64003276
Dustin Poirer is what got him the title shot, Siver was just a fight he took in the downtime,
>>64003273
Jacaroid all the way. Fuck Cuba.
>>64003288
Right? It couldn't have been a cleaner shin to back of head connection, and it barely wobbled Romero.
>>64003200
>>64003292
loving some guy because he is a hue too?
it seems like supporting aldo is mandatory, for hues at least
>>64003248
No
>>64003088
beautiful
>>64003339
Liking sports in Brazil is a very nationalistic thing. Because soccer, I guess.
I reckon Makdessi vs Yancy could be a good one. Anyone have that webm of Yancy's crazy bulldog choke win where the guy was all zombie he got choked out that bad?
>>64003465
He sure is no dan henderson on his setups.
>>64003000
>faber getting kicked in the legs to the point that he is limping around the cage
>then aldo just lays on him and punches and elbows him in the face
This was a pretty good fight, faber is a real professional
>>64003446
I saw a facebook post were a hue supported conor, and other hues called him names for doing so
>>64003103
https://soundcloud.com/siriusxmrush/luke-thomas-goes-off-on-bandwagon-fans
>>64003582
Brazilian sports fan are often over reacting over things, specially when someone doesn't support hues. My father was legit annoyed at me because I celebrated Vitor's loss against the Chris.
>>64003619
>https://soundcloud.com/siriusxmrush/luke-thomas-goes-off-on-bandwagon-fans
that says more about McGregor fans than anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUK0agqWTwg
Haven't heard much talk about Barboza vs Ferguson. I'm leaning pretty heavily towards Ferguson, how about you guys?
>>64003683
barboza by split dec
cap this
>>64003683
Barboza is fucked. Ferguson is a horrible match up for him. Edson doesn't like it when people don't literally stand in front of him and let them take his shots.
>>64003619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZsUQKS19A8
>>64003711
>let him
fixd
I just discovered Directv has a handful of complete PPVs ondemand for free. I just started 129.
>>64003921
>he doesn't have fightpass
>>64003000
My buddy and I ordered that PPV. I remember there was zero WEC or UFC branding anywhere. Everything just said Aldo vs Faber. And Joe and Goldie did commentary.
>>64003921
>directv
good boy
>>64003931
I've said it before on here and I'll say it again, when they get Fight Pass on PS4, I'll subscribe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R43izVe6D5g
>literally 1st month in the gym technique
>>64003999
Thug Rose is tearing her asshole apart
>>64004019
too bad she has le throw another head kick man in her corner
Y r most heemztrs kukks?
>>64004061
How beautiful is Paige by your standards, Anders?
>>64004083
Hey john, she is good, would put ny swede in his kukkshed for her
>>64004115
>Hey John
It's Jose.
>>64004139
You will build wall, si?
>>64004149
i ain't clicking that shit
>>64004149
shitty footwork, impressive footspeed
this is why PVZ is so weird. she isn't a schlep she jut is so inexperienced, but has elite body for the division.
though I don't trust TAM without ludwig, if she was being trained by firas, greg or kings striking coach maybe
>>64004244
Brittkukk why don't you use ur nukes on london? Honest enquiry desu senpai
>>64004083
9/10 bunda
6/10 face
adjusted for inflation
>>64004254
she's been training for 6 years
she's not especially athletic for the division either this meme needs to die
>>64004254
>have a striking coach
>ur striking is shit
is it the coach fault or the fighter?
>>64004305
>athletic
Rogan pls stahp
>>64004293
>9/10 bunda
Never saw her ass but I think you're too generous
Can someone please post the Paige Vanzant chimp picture?
>>64004393
I fucking despise Rogan
>>64004383
>have a country
>destroy all other countries
Jews fault or talmud?
>>64004420
Me 2 breh
>>64004432
>the elite controls us
>not bombing the elite
elite fault or plebs?
>>64004420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3g6ID4ogLg
Pretty dank 194 fanmade promo featuring Kavinsky's Nightcall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqPDijZH5zM
>>64004481
>le elite meme
>not invented by jews
Stop chaim, I would actually have sympathy for you if your overlords wouldn't try to destroy all white people
Get them in line and ur good, until then, get heemed by felestin
>>64004530
I'll take anything rn
Has Norway ever made an ontopic post?
>>64004537
im a jew and i don't care about destroying anyone
source: im shitposting and jerking off all day
>>64004553
He had a good run going for a week or two last month.
>>64004565
>tfw just got jewed
Do you see yourself ad white or jewish?
>>64004537
Maybe more complaining about it on a Japanese sports board will fix it.
>>64004601
Pls move to israel and stop destroyin america jeffrey
I'm watching 129 and you know how zuffa removes the original walkout music and puts their shitty generic rock music over it? I can tell Jason Brilz came out to Bro Hymn by Pennywise because I can hear the crowd singing.
That's another reason I dont wanna sign up for Fight Pass. I like hearing the walkout music. I can only get that by pirating the card.
>>64004597
if you want to channel your anger at jews thats fine, goverments/rulers has been corrupted for years even before jew were in exile, its just a simple manner of money and power that leads to blindless greed.
jews are greedier than anyone else tho, matter of fact israel will destroy itself from greed without a single bullet fired, we are simply oblivious to our own nature
>>64004675
Also good if you want to see Liddell shenanigans
>>64004676
>tfw I am jewish
I just cant't grasp y some try to destroy our hosts and why u are defending it
>>64004845
Fuck our overlords
>tfw george soros belongs to my tribe
Pls west get ur act together
>>64004885
don't get me wrong some people are alright but the culture of lying and cheating is infectious, it all comes down to education. teach ur children that money isn't everything and don't let them fall prey to the media trying to sell them shit they don't need
if i was arab for example, i wouldn't try to excuse the actions of terrorism by saying "not all of us are the same" but actually be outspoken about the people who are doing harm
>you'll never have the shaking legs before the fight when they wrap your hands
>you'll never have your adrenaline going up slowly as you walk through the crowd
>you'll never see someone crumble before you because of your punch
>you'll never scream "Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?" on Joe Rogan mic then exit the cage
>>64001378
how tall Ariel Helwani?
>>64005043
~6'2
>>64003527
fucking nice, when did that happen?
>>64003527
why do I never see this KO mentioned somewhere
strike, evade, strike, press, nice good clean work
>>64002531
i keked
>>64002613
roast beef sandwich in there
>>64002752
after watching the first cerrone RDA fight i would say he has a good chance. The fight was close and eam winklejohn will fix the flaws. Also cerrone has fought more often and will have less ring rust than RDA.
>>64005220
Does he say clean work or clean walk?
>>64005377
yes
>>64005377
work
>>64003218
as well as more top level competition
Aldo just finished his camp lads, almost there
>>64004305
6 years? she just turned 21 and had her first fight when she first turned 18, at most she has been training 4 years,
>>64003711
i love watching barboza fight but ferg has been looking like an animal.
>>64005533
A lot of people don't have a fight after just one year
1 more bong until Mcbedded
>>64005963
So hype.
>>64005963
stream where?
Watching Aldo vs Hominick. Aldo is merking his up from the outside cause Mark has little arms.
But then Also just landed a double leg on Mark and is landing shots from the guard. Pretty much won round 1 on the ground. He landed another takedown with 10 seconds in round one following a standup from Big John.
>>64006096
yeah we all saw it
>>64001948
GSP
>>64006096
Yea but Hominick is shit
>>64006269
He believes in aliens so it doesnt count
>>64001948
Name one smart christian fighter
>>64006353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc
Lel just watching the Poirier v. Conor fight. Poirier got merked.
>>64006353
Dominick Cruz
What will cause a bigger resonance? Aldo or McGruber winning?
>>64006518
i only know that more irish fighters will go mma
I'd love to listen in to what Lorenzo, Joe, and Big John are saying here.
Also, what if those three squared off in a three-way no rules brawl?
Hour-long piece on Aldo
>http://www.ufc.tv/video/born-to-fight-jose-aldo
>>64006518
real fight fans would love mcgoofer, honda, and pvz to all lose before the end of this year.
no more casuals.
>>64006783
>fightpass
>>64006860
>being poor
>>64006884
>giving zuffa money
kek
>>64006941
I'm paying for a service. Poorfags like you wouldn't understand, but it's how the world works.
>>64006965
sorry yes I am poor but only because I payed for your mums service last night
>>64006965
>paying for a service you could get for free
>paying for that service to zuffa
kek
you guys Rousey lost because she was exhausted and she's more popular than ever now.
>chelshit
>>64007035
maybe it just takes to much energy to be a rockstar
>>64007266
>>64007047
>>64007320
TLF
>>64007032
Nope, you can't get the same service for free. That is simply false. You may be able to find the same content, but not with the same convenience.
Time is much more valuable than money my friend. Your penny pinching attitude shows that you think money has inherent value (typical poor person mentality). It is simply a means to buy things you enjoy.
Stay poor.
Arguing about piracy with poorfags is a waste of time. Dont even engage them.
>keks
Are we all standing by for Embedded on Fox?
Who fox 11 masterrace?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmcz-1J9t7E
>>64007512
link pham
>>64007526
Maybe you didnt understand my post, but I live in an area where fox comes on my tv for free. They broadcast a signal over the air. Does such technology not exist in your land?
Anyone have a stream of the hour long embedded of Aldo/Mcgregor that's about to air?
>>64007592
Holy shit man, are you so poor you dont have a tv and antenna? Maybe you should be out looking for a job not watching embedded and shitposting.
>>64007592
It's on fox.
Man I forgot how bad Shields trashed up GSP's face. GSP cant even tell the doc how many fingers he's holding up.
>>64007650
>>64007654
stream plz? Don't know where it airs here and didn't even know there was an hour long mcbedded
Thought it was just going to be up on Youtube
>>64007761
I would just google "live fox stream"
Starts in 2 bings
Wait a fucking minute, Fox11 has college basketball on and there's still time left in the game. This is an outrage!
goober allready won, the dude fights for money and either he wins or loses the fight he won the game
Im scared of heights, /heem/. Does that make me a pussy?
>>64007852
mcgregor is set for life just from these press conferences
its pretty weird when you think about it but dude took the extra step, props to him
>tfw you get a briefcase full of money to appear on Jimmy Kimmel "Live" and Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler suck you off backstage
am I being rused
There isn't an embedded on Fox, is there?
This right here is why basketball is a shit sport: the gaming of the clock in the final minutes. Nothing but foul after foul in a desperate attempt to get one more inbound.
>>64006353
Fedor, Belfort, Maia, just to start
how do people watch this sport? They've literally had less than 2 minutes on the clock for 10 minutes now
>>64007995
Last 1:30 in a close basketball game is the worst
Basketball is so fucking gay, I'd heem all of these faggots at the same
>>64007971
Yes there is.
>>64007909
inb4 goober becomes honorary citizen of isreal
game just ended, embedded should start soon
Which one of you is this
>>64008032
It's called commercialized American sports.
>>64008057
>blacks would rather watch a ufc promo than basketball
What a time to be alive.
>CONOR MCGREGA
EMBEDDED LIVE NOW LADS
Any way to watch it unless you're a merry can?
YER BELLY IS GONNA BE SCREAMIN FOR OXYGEN
that interim belt really is bullshit desu
this seems like it's going to be fun
Anyone know the narrator? Sounds like Ving Rhames.
This isnt really an embedded, its like a primetime or countdown.
>>64008170
stream?
BEYOND IMAGINATION
>>64008274
yes
>>64008291
>stealing my gimmick
>>64008321
>just giving you a taste of your own medicine
>This embedded so far
wew lads!
>>64002536
PVZ
Jimbo Miller
Saged Northcukk
Thiago Santos
link for all my goofs ;)
http://nowwatchtvlive.me/watch-fox-channel-usa-fox-channel-live/
This has been fun, seriously the outcome of this fight is going to be so interesting
Man it's hard to root against Aldo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on84Mv72IcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOhWfkaSUho
He's literally on steroids
>Implying this fight won't be fixed
Too much in it
>>64008412
thanks man
>>64002536
Thug Rose
Chiesa
Pfister
Santos
>>64008447
Everybody is, friend.
>>64008447
squat links?
>>64008480
>BR still buttblasted that Andy popped
>>64008480
>brazil
>>64001763
what's poking out of his butt?
why did they stop calling it count down? annoying calling it the same thing as the web series
>Not betting the farm on Aldo
>I consider myself the Mike Tyson of the division
>>64003000
How does it feel to get heemed by a leg kick?
>2 week Mendes
>>64008447
Go to his house and collect a piss test big boy
>Amerifatties get their kids KFC meals for Christmas
>>64008540
same was i thinking.... dude fighting with a butplug?
>>64008611
>big musclez Jon
>>64008628
Yeah but did you see those fluffy biscuits? The Canadian kids get buttery bread
>>64008653
you mean scones m8?
Is the embedded going to be online later or is it something hardly worth recording?
>american commercials
McGregor's parents are bourgeoisies as fuck. The rags to riches angle is horseshit.
I predict teez tings
>>64008679
Its not even an Embedded, it's a Countdown show.
>>64008716
M Y S T I C K E K
Y
S
T
I
C
K
E
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Dana sounds so weird when he is yelling
>>64008653
>>64008672
>2012+3
>not enjoying an order of buttery bread with your KFC
savages
>>64008685
no m8, they're really not
they're definitely working class
>>64008726
Did /MAMACITA/ get on there?
>>64008680
Not enough scat for your liking Hans?
God, this is so exciting. One more week guys. One more week until the GOAT card. I can't believe how close we are.
cyei
>>64008745
Their house says otherwise. Especially in Dublin, which is a shithole.
>>64008551
It's just a video
>>64008745
>being a wagecukk
>>64008771
Exactly!
>>64008762
lol no.
>>64008774
It's so fucking overwhelming, we are going to be watching Souza Romero, then fucking Chris Weidman Rockhold, normal events stop there, but then we get fucking Aldo McGregor
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH
YOU CAN'T PLAY GAMES IN THE OCTAGON
>more fast food adds
jesus christ
>>64008790
They live on a council estate m8
Or they did at least, maybe McG bought them a new one
Imagine if at the weigh in one of them legit heems the other
It would be insane
>>64008774
>week
m8 it's the GOAT month
>3 (three) title fights
>good fights and meme fighters all over the shop
>the glorious return of gook MMA which can only be fun
>>64008851
>said he would beat Siver in the first 3 minutes
>took 2 rounds
>Ronda
heh.
>>64008885
It will be Aldo being KO'd or neither of them.
Were can I watch this thing?
>>64008919
>tfw a month ago her being the best female fighter wasn't even in dispute
next week will be a let down
>tfw will never trane mewvment with Conor
WHO /OBSESSED WITH MOVEMENT/ HERE?
>>64008888
Not to mention
>Lawler vs Condit in early January
>Dillashaw vs Cruz to end January
>>64008790
>Tony met Mags at 15 years old. They were walking to school, and they crossed paths. A year later, they both landed jobs in a local factory, and a romance sparked. They were married in 1980, when both were 21. Erin was born a year later, and Conor came into the world on July 14, 1988.
>Tony and Mags were from the working class, and so they went to work, scraping together money to buy their first small house in Crumlin, a suburb of Dublin. They couldn’t afford a house in the neighborhood in which they’d grown up, so they purchased a two-bedroom house in a different neighborhood. They stayed in Crumlin for 12 years.
sorry, potato is correct.
Who else can't help but kek at these Ronda Rousey commercials? Imagine all the millions of dollars they threw at her to do these commercials now rendered meaningless and yet they still need to air them to get their money's worth. It's a beautiful feeling lads.
>>64008990
I'm just glad Dana and Joe can shut the fuck up now
I ALMOST FEEL BAD THAT IM GONNA TAKE THAT GUY'S BELT
ALMOST!
>>64008990
>people bought a fast food sandwich because they saw ronda eating it on tv
>>64008990
I kek at you faggots that are so obsessed with her you have to mention her any chance you get.
Reminds me of those sad little WWE losers that say they "just watch it to laugh at it."
>>64009019
How does such a bunda feel?
>>64009019
I really hope Rogan leaves. I mean yeah he's fun to meme about and everything but I was watching that recent Bellator card a few hours ago and it put things into perspective at just how awful Rogan's technical analysis is.
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lol theyre gonna give weidman and rockhold like 5 minutes
>>64009061
>like a bag of sand
Time for The Chris and Stonegrasp
>>64009054
Better than unironically watching wrestling because you connect with the characters or some shit
>>64009070
>i'd like to thank god for snapping anderson's leg in half
the guy is legit stupid
>>64009064
>I really hope Rogan leaves
>>64009054
I think you need to read the comments you're replying to properly in future anon then you won't look like such a dingus and further the stereotype that Americans are dumb.
>>64009064
i hope his entire family dies in a plane crash
>>64009114
Yeah that's what I said
Alternatively, a reduced schedule would be cool too.
>>64009092
*Tips fedora*
Also, he said he hated that Silva broke his leg, he didn't want to win that way.
Why is The Chris so based? He is american as fuck but the based type of american as fuck.
>mfw every fight on the main card of 194 is a boring decision
>>64009139
>i'd like to thank god
anyone who says that is literally retarded
>tfw Rockhold looks old as fuck now
>>64009158
He is a genuine, hardworking, and humble guy.
>>64009161
Hello reddit
I wanna like Luke but then I remember he's homies with DC and Cain.
You're only as good as the company you keep.
>>64009220
I mean, I get disliking DC for his retarded "selling the fight" persona, but what's the issue with Cain as a person?
>>64009190
>humble
>ywn be invited by bud light to meet a ufc offensive or defensive legend
>>64009247
>Brown pride
and that constant scowl he has on his face
>>64009247
I dont like Cain cause he has that brown pride tattoo and because he's homies with DC. I mostly dont like anyone that associates with DC.
>>64003073
holy fuck that was a beatdown
>>64003311
the smirk on that fucks face as he walks in
>>64009285
Jon, is that you?
AND THEN A YOUNG GORILLA COMES AND TAKES THE CROWN
http://strawpoll.me/6186908
poll for how you guys plan to watch 194
>Mfw team AKA goes 0-3 in title fights this year
>Rockhold saying Chris has only beaten washed up guys
>Rockhold's opponents are in their mid to late 30's.
>>64009325
You didnt give an option for those of us with tickets.
>>64009325
>with friends
Weidman/Rockhold hype
>>64008205
no one can take diz shots
>>64009339
But DC won his fight, stupid.
I still can't believe how good 194 is
>>64009325
>No option for at home with bros but also /heem/
HOLY FUCKING KEK
http://imgur.com/a/ZDpaJ
>>64009383
well, la-dee-da Mr. Show-off
(have fun btw)
>>64009400
I'm not counting the Johnson fight dummy. But even then:
>1-4
>>64009403
>can't believe
Would you describe it as beyond imagination?
>>64009325
my buddy is throwing a party just for the fight
is it over?
>>64009417
What are you talking about it's right there
>with friends
>>64009464
I believe so.
Shooto Brazil starts in 48 bings
>>64009418
>http://imgur.com/a/ZDpaJ
Did he catch aids?
>OI'M FACIN A PANIC WRASTLER
>OI'M HOONGRY
>>64009479
>with /heem/ friends
>with non /heem/ friends
>>64009429
Ok i was thinking DC, Luke, and Cain. Who am I missing?
>>64009417
What the fuck you might as well be that guy checking his phone during the fights at that point
>>64009418
Can't wake up.
>>64009568
Nah man I've brought my laptop to my buddys house for fights before so we could have the /sp/ thread open and laugh at the reactions in between fights.
>>64009464
Yes Jose, you can wake up now.
>>64009544
click em both
steel putting dat wurk in like clubba
>>64009418
he's turning into drake
>>64001731
why isn't he getting up, why isn't he exploding
i visualize deez tings
>>64009755
yuck
spoiler that shit
>>64009755
this is what normal women look like. Nothing shocking
>>64009755
Break out da red panties
>>64009806
Avarage people look like trash
>>64009755
3 5 6 4 1 7 2 8 9
>>64009755
2 can get it
>>64005125
ufc 129 if i remember correctly
Hey guys, Ive decided not to take predictions for 194. Too many people and nobody seems to really care plus I am doing one for TUF 22 finale.
>>64009755
1,4, 5, 7 are the only decent ones
>>64009839
yeah that's why I avoid mirrors
>>64009975
AND CONCERT HALLS AMIRITE
>>64009822
i kek'd hard
>>64009085
The fuck are you going on about Ausfailian? I never connected with someone as much as I have with CM Punk. When I look in the mirror I look like him too.
>>64009755
I'd definitely have a crack on 1 and 5
>>64009054
You sound terribly insecure. Pro-tip, the reason you're so hype for McGoober vs. Aldo is cause of McGoober's wwe style of promoting his fights by incessant shit talking and memes.
Who /SHOOTO/ here?
>"Oi ufa,I think you got the wrong door the petrol station is two squares down"
What did he mean by this?
>>64002536
thug rose
miller
pfister
theo
>>64010513
Waiting for it on /RealFightFan™Pass®/ now
>>64010655
How awkward would it be if Cyborg finally makes it into the UFC and Joe has to give one of those post fight pressers?
PVZ VS ROSE EMBEDDED 2
https://youtu.be/6yvvNTPBaKU
Shooto is 4 bings late lads, whats going on
>>64010800
Close and reopen, mine has been live for a few minutes.
>>64010800
This is probably going on at the entrance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUiTYYnq9Js
>>64010892
Wait, what?
What's Booker T doing there? Why's he there?
>Radio show host
tip top kek, yup, that's what he's famous for
>>64010726
I wondered the same thing after reading that
She seems on such bad terms at the moment that she'd never be able to join mostly due to personal issues
>>64011101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1o82BVKFp8
>>64010795
>That Booker T
The WWE crossover couldn't be any realer
>>64011101
HE'S CLEARLY IN THE STUDIO FOR HIS RADIO SHOW YOU STUPID CUNT LIKE HOLY FUCK DO YOU LACK BASIC VISUAL COMPREHENSION
>>64011171
i'm blind you prick, you need to check your fucking 20/20 privilege
>>64010795
I hope to never see Pfister promoted again
Who /shooto/ lads? Micky Bisbong is commentating
>>64011171
wew lad
I meant what's he doing in a UFC video, he's a mandrama guy you prick
>>64011205
YEAH BECAUSE THEY'RE CLEARLY DOING MEDIA ON HIS FUCKING RADIO SHOW THAT'S WHY HE'S INTRODUCED AS BOOKER T- RADIO SHOW HOST AND NOT BOOKER T - PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER
JESUS CHRIST IT'S LIKE I'M SPEAKING TO A LITERAL CHILD
>>64011250
calm down
>>64010892
CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA! SAGE GONNA DO THE FLIPAROONI
>>64010674
>pfister
He's gonna get rekt. Everything else was good.
>>64011307
I clowned you.
>>64010795
>Sage starts the day off with hamburger meat and dozens of supplements
>Cody starts the day off with oatmeal
How is this fair?
Ausbro from heemspeak here still alive.
Saw Britbro asking for me in last thread
>>64011250
You are doing capslock on the internet in 2015.
>>64011335
whatever makes you happy Australia, whatever makes you happy
Who /degenerate/ here?
Loaded up on weed in preparation for the best fight week of the year
>>64011344
Cody's dad is a nutritionist *flexes abs*. It's fair. Pat and Rose seems like a nice couple. Which is surprising because Pat sexual predator'd her.
>>64011250
You better calm down before I kick you right in the head
>>64011400
I just got out of rehab so no
>>64011359
Either way I type, that dude legitimately could not ascertain why Booker T was on a UFC Embedded, despite clearly being in a radio studio and being introduced as a radio show.
I think he also might have been implying that UFC is scared of WWE and wouldn't dare have a "mandrama guy" on something they produce.
I mean, come on.
>>64010795
Maybe just stick to promoting Sage with pre-taped shit instead of letting him mush mouth his way through a live broadcast
>>64011467
Tell us your story while we half watch this shit Shooto fight, ameribro
>>64011531
I was addicted to Hot Pockets and Fanta.
>This Bisping bantz
>>64011400
>Loaded up on weed
What constitutes "loaded up" in the UK? how much you pay a G?
>>64011490
>that dude
don't refer to me as that dude faggot
>>64009755
squats done by all those chicks combined: 0
0/10, would not not kidnap in my longship
1 week lads
>>64011531
i was hooked on oxycontins for like 2 years, ran out of money, stole shit from my family members before they all sat me down and had an intervention. now im 2 months clean
>>64011582
It's not easy to find in the south west. Some people charge by the gram at £10/gram ($15) which is common practice. I usually buy an oz or half oz at a time. Paid £110 for a half oz of some of the dankest dank dankertons I've ever bought.
I'm also married to a hue who smokes it like a train. We spend about £400 ($600) a month on it.
>>64011669
I'm not saying this to you because you obviously know, but I am just starting to really learn how destructive that shit is. I've seen people lose absolutely everything to pills and not continue to do them.
I hope you stay clean man
>>64011689
enjoy your schizophrenia brah
>another thread where I make loads of posts goes by
>another thread with no (yous)
>>64011740
Probably. I used to be a huge alcoholic though before I swapped it for weed a few years ago.
Since then I trane muay thai and bjj 5x a week but just get stoned all the time. It's better for my health than being drunk every night and playing wow.
Thanks for reading my blog heem, is anyone watching Shooto? Literally Hue vs Literally Hue is about to start
>>64011799
Aldo or McGregor?
>>64011799
:~)
>>64011860
Aldo
Who is the dumbest UFC fighter?
>>64011799
It's ok britbong, us muhammads are crowding heem tonight. We support eachother, here's another (you)
>tfw I could heem every here
>>64011943
Hendricks
>>64011799
Here (you) go, have a nice (you). :)
>>64011915
Good lad
>>64011943
Paul Harris
>>64011943
Overeem, because he stopped taking the roids and then signed to fight JDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yvvNTPBaKU
>chiropractor
people still do this?
>>64011943
Hendricks
Robbie Lawler
Diaz bros
>>64011943
Paul Harris or Betch
>>64011943
ben rothwell
>>64011943
Erick Silva or Conor McGregor
>>64011943
Brendan Schaub
>>64011689
Shit family, you'd save loads of money moving to California. Networking gets you a long way, I can get an ounce for $100 of some local grown goodness
>>64001924
nah fuck off
I like having small moments of greatness saved on my PC
>>64001948
Frank Mir and Josh Barnett
Though Barnett may believe in the Chaos Gods
>>64005027
you could if you actually worked out
>>64009325
>watching fights in a bar
>Being surrounded by drunk casuals
jesus fucking christ. Literally the worst.
>>64009483
>>64011202
oh fuck really? link faggot
Can Cooter MgSpeggins actually do anything to overcome Aldo?
I can't see how he could possibly win
>>64011943
P4P Dumbass: Nick Diaz
1.Tito Ortiz
2.Schaub (inside the cage,outside he's very intelligent)
3.War Machine
4.Bethe Corrieria
5.Dan Henderson
>>64012181
punch him once in the jaw
>>64012181
Well he could hit him really hard and he's got a good chance of doing it being southpaw/unorthodox/reach advantage/just generally great at striking
>>64011943
HW: Roy Nelson
LHW: Rampage
MW: >Tim Kennedy
WW: Johny Hendricks
LW: Nate Diaz
FW: Diego Brandao
BW: Barao
FlW: Sergio Pettis
Hendricks prob takes it overall
>>64011943
Cat Zingano and her flying knee
Can't think of a dumber thing I've ever seen in the octagon.
Chael Sonnen is a close second.
>>64012131
Living in California is actually my dream. Weed everywhere, great mma gyms, great food. Maybe one day.
I've never smoked anything like the stuff in the uk though. It's pricey but it is really good.
>>64012181
Aldo 1st round sub I'm putting a monkey on it
who /heemspeak/ for shooto?
>>64012128
>literally graduated from one of the nation's best universities
heem yourself my man
>>64012073
Robbie is not stupid, he's just simple. There's a difference.
>>64012277
Triggered?
>>64012238
>moving from one overtaxed police state to another
>>64010655
Grow the fuck up. She is a professional cage fighter and she cries over Joe rogan mocking her. Does she know what fans say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yvvNTPBaKU
>Pfist Embedded GET HYPE
>Cody's poverty reminds me of me
>>64012352
Meanwhile the lead colour commentator for largest MMA organisations gets to say "lol she look like man she must have benis xDDD" and you don't bat an eye
>>64012352
She's just holding Rogan to the same standard that the UFC asks of it's mid tier fighters. Remember the UFC code of conduct exists lad
>>64012354
>'professional' athlete
>still destitute
Some "sport" you've got there.
>>64011943
Tim Kennedy or Paul Harris
>>64012352
Every fighter has fans that hate them, it's clearly different when it's a UFC commentator saying you have a dick you neanderthal. That certainly makes things weird if Cyborg does end up fighting in the UFC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4fO6ljVZRA
what you guys think?
>>64012405
He should be shot for apologizing
HEEM FUCKING SLEEPY
>>64012405
She's literally injecting male hormones, though, and using them to beat the utter shit out of natural women. She's the bully.
>>64012454
>codes of conduct
>random blood tests
>tracked everywhere via cell phone
when will it end?
>to much strainium to the cranium
which MMA fighters do you think are into ASMR?
>>64011943
Paige
>>64012649
Mark Hunt
>>64012649
Lawler, Rothwell, McGregor
who /heemspeak/ here for shooto? get on teamspeak faggots
need heembros to talk fights with
Is Rousey past her best?
>>64012704
Seriously, shut up.
>>64012405
Meanwhile Dana calls Greg Jackson a sport killer but a ufc employee and professional comedian can't make a joke on his own time. Fuck off.
>>64012704
that shit is gay as fuck
>>64012718
sorry for wanting to talk to other fightfans broski
>>64012704
just you /soc/fag
>>64012704
holy shit go back to reddit
>>64012764
I forgive you. Don't keep bring it up every thread.
>>64010655
Yet Joe gets all butthurt when people talk about Ronda getting BTFO
>>64012724
We can't have people boycotting Bud Light or FOX
>>64012837
>>64012837
>>64012837
new thread
SIXTY GEES DAYNAH
Was Silva past his best against Weidman?
>>64012291
JUST
>>64012131
Shut the fuck up
