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BELLATOR CARD:
Josh Thomson vs. Pablo Villaseca
Georgi Karakhanyan vs. Daniel Weichel
Derek Anderson vs. Patricky Freire
Adam Piccolotti vs. Mario Soto
Brian Rogers vs. Virgil Zwicker
PRELIMINARY CARD
Nick Barnes vs. James Terry
John Donaldson vs. A.J. McKee
Brandon Hester vs. Idris Wasi
Gabriel Carrasco vs. Khomkrit Niimi
Thomas Diagne vs. Erick Sanchez
Alvin Cacdac vs. Jeremiah Labiano
Bronson Mohika vs. Jose Perez
Adin Duenas vs. Anthony Taylor
Anthony Do vs. Dustin Moore
Upcoming MMA events
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2nd - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
>UFC Fight Pass VanZant vs Namajunas Embedded: Vlog Series - Episode 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4 [Embed]
>UFC 194 Embedded on FOX: Aldo vs McGregor Preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi-dNR1KH3Q [Embed]
>Lawler not injured
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/672619507530223616
> UFC 194 extended preview
https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y [Embed]
>TUF 22:Edgar vs Mendes/PVZ vs Namajunas conference call
https://youtu.be/trS7baRO7lY [Embed]
>UFC 194 conference call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs [Embed]
1st for Saul Rodgers
New Fighter & the Kid: Terrorism Edition,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=davS-T2huRs
nth for 8 days until Rockhold has the belt
Prelims here
http://bellator.spike.com/live
>" I sense fear."
wow
>14 fights tonight
It's Lellator, but there's some potential for heems. Pretty based, it'll at least hold me over until the PVZ card
who /coker/ here
>Ronda coming out with all these excuses for getting BTFO
>Pictures already show her back training with Edmond "Armenian Genocide" Tarverdyan
>>63991475
Dana>Coker
>>63991489
>>Pictures already show her back training with Edmond "Armenian Genocide" Tarverdyan
where?
>>63991489
>Ronda coming out with all these excuses for getting BTFO
?
>>63991500
>she didn't stand up like this after getting killed by that headkick
talk about a missed opportunity
>>63991491
coker would do better things with the UFC if he was in charge.
dudes getting keked hard
>there is a rapper named Heems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GMEfelKPow
this mckee guy seems like an asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-_-Mmmzvs0
who /HYPED AS FUCK/ here?
>implying Conor won't win the 1st round via Flim Flam
>>63991500
>>63991513
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/4/9846656/dana-white-ronda-rousey-admitted-she-was-exhausted-going-into-holly?_ga=1.39189092.693806754.1449175124
>>63991560
his dad is antonio mckee from the ufc
>>63991547
thats a hot track
>>63991560
His dad Antonio is definitely a cunt. He was owning scrubs outside the UFC a few years ago while crying racism over not being "allowed" in the UFC. Then the UFC signed him and he got rekt by Jacob fucking Volkmann and cut immediately.
>>63991574
>Flim Flam
this white dudes pretty good
>>63991685
uhh, cool?
>>63991685
hmm.. cool!
Boys I've got a fresh thread baking in the oven and its almost ready! Get your typing fingers ready bc its going to be fresh as fcuk family
>>63991785
I'm bored so I will go along with this
>>63991357
Thank you based ameribro OP. You truly makee me proud to be a burger on /heem/. I was hoping the jews did 9/11 video would become a staple, but no big deal.
The only name I recognize on that lellator card is Josh "Outlaw Same Sex Marriage" Thomson. I'm gonna play Just Cause 3.
Who is the best P4P martial artist in the world and why is it Rico Verhoeven?
>>63991574
he's going to FLIM FLAM the little brazilian's head clean off
>30-27,30-25,30-24
#rekt
>>63991522
Yeah I could see it now.
>Mark Coleman vs Kimbo: UFC 200
>>63991891
they both sucked donkey dick
>>63991500
Didn't know Louis CK had a thing for Ronda, but I guess it fits
wew tim
>>63991547
Listened to the first track and some of the next track of his. Not too bad. Even some lyrics about getting cuhkholded.
>>63991925
What did he mean by this?
>>63991925
is this copypasta?
>>63991925
>Nazis in the jungles of South America
Holy shit that fight, my sides
Only in Bellator
>>63991785
Are you gonna lay some dank pottery on us?
>>63991945
That's what he meant.
Bellator always shows just a few of their prelim fights.
I cant decide whether that fight was amazing or terrible.
s t r e am?
is there a livestream for bellator?
S T R E A M?
T
R
E
A
M
?
Wake up Jose
it is all over
McGregor is going to get his ass embarrassed.
>>63992189
McGregor is always supposed to get embarrassed in his next fight
>>63992210
He was embarrassed by Chad, and confirmed what we all knew about him having 0 TDD.
no bellator stream in the usual places REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63992216
man that doesn't matter with McGregor. He did some damage on Chad before he got him down and then all he did was stall except for maybe a few elbows and those forced sub attempts. But that won't matter in this fight. Aldo will leg kick him, light him up with his speed (b/c McGregor thinks he can just stand there and take it) and bam, KO.
>Get ready.
>>63992216
Yes it must be truly humiliating to knock out the #1 contender inside 2 rounds. Poor Conor
>>63992293
>those pigs in the background
My dad's fighting?
Why doesn't the UFC have a cool round scoring app?
haha time for lellator
how were the prelims?
Strike, evade, strike, press, nice good clean work
>>63992259
Maybe it's time to get a job.
OW MY BALLS
no High Quality bellator streams?
very high quality fight
>>63992293
McGregor's southpaw forget about le Aldo legkicks may may
I have a slightly receding hairline and I already shave my head, why don't people like him?
>>63992472
>Kenny Florian says hi
>>63992472
>he thinks inside leg kicks aren't worse
rekt
>>63992497
I'm saying they're not as fast thus less effective
>>63992472
yfw conor weidmans aldos shins
>>63992485
Ask myself this all the time. Fuck transplants just shave it.
>the professional redditor
>The Professional Redditor
is he a mod?
>>63992566
>>63992561
What are you greentexting?
>>63992577
>Lellator
Did anyone watch Nick Barnes in the prelim? How'd he do?
>>63992189
>>63992210
>parading around a fake belt
lmao
>>63992731
lmao
>tfw already annoyed by dave and busters ads
Gonna be a long night family
Dat blood spurt
>>63992771
this might cheer you up
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449283183146.webm
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross
holy shit blood spurting
>>63992817
jej
>breakfast with fedor
MY SIDES
>>63992847
dude i'm hyped for that
what's funny?
The speed this thread is moving basically confirms there are no fight fans in /heem/. Just bunch of casual fags who "trane" UFC and only watch UFC. If you wish to rename /heem/ to /UFC/ (preferably /UFC/-General) upvote this post. Thanks.
Jessica Eye retweeted this.
Dirty girl, yeah?
>>63992900
Watching subpar MMA doesn't make you a hardcore fan, it makes you an idiot.
You think Sage's dad helps him pass drug tests?
>>63992900
Basically only one quality fight on this card tbhfam. I've been watching apehoop between fights.
>>63992916
honestly yes
>>63992900
Bellator on one monitor, gaming on the other.
heem isn't something to commit all my attention to
>>63992916
Probably. He's been in the game too long to not know how to circumvent that stuff.
>>63992900
I would agree with you before strikeforce was sold
4/5ths of UFC events alone are shite, unfortunately there just arent that many good fighters around, specially in other organizatons. I mean the UFC has resorted to over promoting women's fighting ffs
There isnt enough time to waste with subpar content. If you're watching shit cards, you might not have anything better to do at that time or.some shit
Now Pitbull CAN'T be his real last name.
>>63992847
What's the Russian equivalent of Strawberries N Cream?
>>63992985
Why not?
>>63992995
potatoes and vodka
>>63992995
Sour cream and beets
>>63992995
I've never cared for fruit and cream. Give me oatmeal, eggs and bacon with toast, hell even cereal. Thinking about it, I've probably had the best breakfast life of anyone in this thread. Do any of you faggots know what a dutch baby is? Poobably not.
>>63993015
Just googled it and it looks nifty. I've had similar shit but not that before.
>this bald white guy who is slow as shit and flatfooted plodding forward
The worst part about bellator is I can tell already the other guy is too shit to heem him.
creed is good
>>63993015
>>63993044
I like a good kaiserschmarnn myself.
>>63993063
Agreed. That second fight that was all one take was worth the price of admission alone.
>>63993063
Yeah suprisingly I felt it was up there with the old ones minus 5 of course
>>63991396
can't see Rockhold winning that fight
>>63992456
You won't find one here bud..everybody here acts like they're on the pay roll from the organizations..bunch of pussys
Anybody going to jump to Legacy?
>>63993122
Gonna watch both m8. Always enjoy legacy
>watching Lellator
>TNA
Seriously famalam?
>>63993095
you're kidding, right?
Rockhold knows Weidman's weakness. He practically gave it out in the phone conference.
The Chris always tends to turtle up when someone pressures him. Rockhold can capitalize on that since it's almost habitual for Chris.
Oh kek, just noticed the dwarf king was reffing this fight. Havent seen him in a while.
>>63993122
I will if you will.
>>63993014
LMAO
>>63993136
rockhold a shit
>The Legacy link from FeedTwo is gone.
Wait... wat
>>63993122
>>63993130
>>63993160
get in heemspeak faggots
is belator over?
>>63993202
3rd fight just got over, there's 2 left
>>63993202
nah a couple more fights I think
bellator is SHIT
>2 main events
Bellator PLEASE
>>63993082
Remember that time Serbia tried to imply the Rocky movies are trash?
>>63993193
>heemspeak
huh?
Rousey gonna be on inside mma or is that an old interview?
>>63993239
lol no but the other day I went in /box/ and asked if people liked Creed and the only reply I got was from a serb telling me how he cant enjoy movies with fake fighting. Probably our own serbbro.
>>63993256
teamspeak
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>>63993256
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
MURDERER'S ROW
>>63993256
I think its a teamspeak in which they talk about fights.
I shudder to imagine what such a nasal, wheezing autism festival actually sounds like.
>>63991357
>removing the jews did 9/11 video
baka tbqh family
>Jews did 9/11 proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcPB9rpt45Q
finnaly found a shitty working stream
militich homering the croat
>>63993333
I hope youre referring to a lagacy fc stream and not lellator
>>63993333
post it m8
>>63993354
Its probably legacy, he did say it was a shitty stream.
>>63993377
>>63993333
Nice digits
HD STREAM HERE
FINDMINECRAFT,COM/BELLATOR147HD
FINDMINECRAFT,COM/BELLATOR147HD
FINDMINECRAFT,COM/BELLATOR147HD
>Weichel dominating round one
inb4 he gets ktfo in the 2nd
>both of these individuals self-identify as white
>>63993393
thank you based potato
>>63993393
wow you got me xd
Do you think McGOAT will weigh in in his Ronaldo undies?
>>63993393
potayto pothato
>>63992916
fuckin' A that's the most awesome thing i've seen in a while
Northcutt always sounds like he's trying to sell something. In 10 years he'll be the Shamwow guy.
>>63993504
https://www.instagram.com/humaidalbuqaish/
>get dominated and outstruck 3-1
>try to talk shit
top kek
God damn Weichel is awesome
>>63993542
wtf why are these dumb sand coon muzzies messing with and running from an apex predator
even if it knows that you feed it, its instincts will kick in if you run and it will have no choice but to chase you and attack
anyone else watching bellator ? any fight i should be hyped about?
>>63993593
that last fight was pretty awesome
Weichel put on a striking clinic.
>>63993593
this one was pretty good. There's only the Josh Thomson fight left
>>63993593
Well, its about over so...
>>63993596
>>63993598
wtf am i watching than?! some thai dude making bruce lee nosies ?!
>>63993442
>mfw Episode 102
>mfw 2nd time in about a month Brandon uses Kay as an example of a girl in a hypothetical dating/sexual scenario
>mfw 2nd episode in about a month he's dismissed the concept of marriage or monogamy
>mfw KayKay is still "employed" at tfatk
>>63993612
well Legacy is still happening after if yall want to watch it
>>63993618
shit dude you are way behind
though that fight was dope too
>dem elbows
Villaseca miracle incoming?
Listen old /heem/ fans, Aldo has relied on his superior TDD for so long but in this fight it will not matter. If Aldo can't take Conor down he will lose this fight.
>>63993629
>woo woo hooo
>gets elbowed to death
this was satisfying
Which ever one of you is doing this, you should stop
>>63993629
Got a stream link?
>>63993666
Not until he sends one back
>>63993666
Murk Cunt
>>63993666
kek
>>63993667
>Got a stream link?
http://zunox.hk/zxtv65.html
last fight with Josh Thomson
>>63993666
>tyler lockett jersey
typical seahawks fan
>>63993667
No, for Lelgacy. I'm already watching Bellator.
>>63993666
That's not right. Instead of embarrassing this guy man Mark should've just told him he isn't gay and what he is doing is very inappropriate. What if the big guy in the pic is in the closet? He life is ruined now.
>>63993694
>seattle
yeah that sounds about right
>mfw thomson loses a split decision
dude should have thrown some upkicks instead of going for the leg
>Main event
>3 round
disgusting
Bleh, >>63993700 was meant for >>63993686
>>63993759
It wasnt too long ago that the UFC still did the same thing.
>not having a diamond thai cup
>>63993759
5 min of 3 minutes under ONE rules with passivity penalties would be glorious
I would have lost my shit if that cutting armbar worked.
>>63993770
sorry
dont have a stream for that
did she just spit into a fedor cup? isnt that disrespective towards the goat?
>breakfast with Fedor
Will Thompson be getting paid more in Lellator than in UFC?
nice d
>>63993822
no, but sponsorships help
>>63993833
guess he gets to make similar money to train less and crush cans like this
>lelator
That was great... until Villaseca just ran out of gas.
who is the chubby latina cutie in the cage?
>>63991582
This feels like it's discrediting Holly's win but I h8 Ronda so i could be reading too much into it.
I mean, doesn't it make more sense to keep your cash cow under as little stress as possible?
Those are the bitchiest clappers I have ever seen bitching since... fuck, I don't think I've ever seen bitchier bitches before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-_-Mmmzvs0
>>63993867
i always think it's so funny when people think dana is concerned with money or stars in the sport. he literally has endless amounts of both.
>>63993879
That could have been a lot longer and i wouldn't have minded
https://vine.co/v/iWLaMWnvpIa
needs better quality
http://www.vipleague.se/boxing/349472/1/axs-tv-fights:-legacy-fighting-championship-49-live-stream-online.html
>fedor
more like FEDORA
haha lol
>>63993917
Dana pls go
Anyone else watching the return of the last emperor thing? Interviews with fedor
>>63993962
Lmao
>>63993946
O hhey nice, thanks! Can confirm this actually works.
Lady fighter just won.
>>63993946
>>63993991
virus do not click
>>63993991
sorry just found it after finishing bellator
![Dana%20White%20with%20Money-500x280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OApLu08.jpg "Dana%20White%20with%20Money-500x280[1]")
>>63993966
>>63993929
relax , you goof.
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/haymaker/the-palms-has-2-million-reasons-to-ban-ufc-president-dana-white-060214
>>63993980
Nah, watching Legacy.
>>63993946
Thank you *tips Fedor*. Female Cowboy, Brazilian Cowboy, what's next Jewish Cowboy TOP KEK!
>>63994030
Lady cowboy is kinda adorable
Is there any other show after this?
>>63994045
Think Legacy is the last one for today. Not sure, tho'.
>>63994030
Hey, she was somewhat cute... AND won by submission, which is nice.
>>63994068
ah damn
anyone wanna voice talk with me and watch something on fightpass?
I stayed up over 24 hours and I wanna stay awake till its late enough to get a good nights sleep
talking with heembros helps
Man, I love the underground feeling Legacy has. shame their torrents are nonexistant.
>>63994129
>Man, I love the underground feeling Legacy
I was just thinking this. Its like I found some old VHS tapes from the late 90s
Who are yall's stars to watch in 2016? I say Tony Ferguson and Rose Namajunes will both get title shots by this time next year.
>>63994095
Huh? I can ASMR you if you want. My qualifications.
>6'0
>180 lbs
>train in gi 3x times a week (no underwear)
>>63994138
> tripfag
>>63994145
well I am watching Legacy in the Heemspeak Or you can tell me your skype
Entertaining bar fight. Also someone tell those bitches to stop squealing.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
>>63994164
Fair enough. Care to weigh in on my question though?
>>63991911
fucking underrated post
Hey guys, which stars are you watching for in 2016?
For me it's gotta be Tony Ferguson.
Sage Northcutt
Thug Rose
Yair Rodriguez
And you?
>>63994212
ur mum
>>63994212
Artem Lobov
>>63994212
I feel like you're messing with me but Im not sure how or why.
>>63994212
Cejudo
Assuncao
Dariush
>>63994228
My mo- my mom is Zingano...
>>63994212
Thomas Almeida
Oh hey, look, Legacy had to go for the filler fight because the main event lasted less than one round! AWESOME!
Also, someone knows where I can get my hands in some sweet Legacy events? Fucking torrents don't seem to exist, and crimaz only covers UFC (and even that it does kindda half-assedly).
>>63994283
mma-torrents
>Alba coming out doing that weird thing where you do a high five with your arms out to your sides like fighters do when they walk out
>no one is reaching out
I hope she wins.
>>63994212
Albert motherfucking Tumenov
>>63994212
Jedjrezjek dude. People arent giving her enough credit. I think she will be a huge star.
>That stripperific intro
That woman knows no shame... I like her!
>>63994295
Don't you need an invite that, tho'?
>>63994283
I found a couple.
Maybe I could mega-upload a couple of them. Maybe some other time like tomorrow
tired as fuck and cant be arsed
>>63994298
its a bit presumptuous honestly. Wouldn't you wait till someone holds their hand out?
>>63994328
Don't think so. They have open registration a lot
>>63994239
>>63994300
>I like memes
Pettis and everyone else at 155 would destroy him. He only got on the show because of Mac.
>>63994320
I hope.
>>63994212
Almeida
>>63994372
>implying it wasnt a meme post
>>63994372
you fuckin idiot, I said Albert Tumenov, ufc WW who is 4-1. confirmed for not a real fight fan
>>63994372
Holy shit, not only are you a JJ fan but you also realize that Pettis is more than a meme? You might be my favorite person on /sp/ right now
>>63994212
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Doo-Ho-Choi-56689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW3NtW1O9-M
>>63994407
Hey with some of thee wierdos arond here you can never be sure what people really think
>>63994295
XWT. I think reg is open right now. But they can be dicks with their rules. Also mandrama. But I love mandrama. Real mandrama like Aldo/McGregor especially.
>>63994452
Oh, I have an account there! And a 3.9 ratio! Noice!
Finally! Something to see for when there's no MMA.
Thanks anon.
Updated
Main Card:
Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
I didn't expect to have a technical kickboxing match as the last event.
Eh, its better than nothing.
>>63994566
its a good performance by the girl in Pink
But I need to take a shit so someone please get heemed
A R T E M
R
T
E
M
https://www.instagram.com/p/-5dH45gqGz/
>dat ass
nice
>>63994565
Frankie Edgar: Controversial Split Decision
Tony Ferguson: TKO
Joe Lauzon: Tap-Out
Ryan LaFlare: Decision
>>63994565
Edgar
Barboza
Dunham
LaFlare
>Lombard pops
>Tibau pops
>Robbie quit because of USADA (looked smaller for the Rory fight) and will probably get rekt by Condit
>Yoel is next
Alba came out stronk in that last round, but I don't think its going to be enough.
Wait... What the fuck... WAT.
Maybe there was a reason why no other fight went to a decision. The fuck was that call? Maybe SPLIT, but UNANIMOUS?
>>63994658
>Thinking Condit can stop Final Form Lawler
>How did Alba win that?
TOP FUCKING KEK!
>>63994699
Not even the referee could believe that shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWKjhoHvxD8
Did you forget me /heem/?
>>63994565
>fronkie
>Ferguson
>Dunham
>LaFlare
Is Inside MMA always this comfy or is it just the 90s VHS vibe the stream has for some reason?
Im tired and I still want to watch fights
Anyone wanna talk while watching fight pass?
>>63994873
Sure just let me know what you're watching
>>63994873
If heemspeak is not empty, you could always go there.
Anyway, watching Inside MMA. Very comfy show, not sure if that's normal.
>>63994889
get in heemspeak and we can pick one together?
>>63994901
call me a casual but I dont usuallylisten to MMA news
>>63994928
I honestly don't know what heemspeak is.
>>63994937
you know what teamspeak is?
go in this room
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
If not just send me your steam or skype
>>63994946
steam name is vikingincognito
>heemspeak during the Holm KO
>HEEMSPEAK 3 NIGHTS IN A ROW NEXT WEEK
>the city of Mark Hunt
>>63994658
>Jacare vs. Romero with strict drug policies
Who wins this roid fight?
Does the Bas Stand really works, guys?
>>63994985
kek'd hard
>>63994985
top kek
>>63994985
What a fucking bro
>>63994212
Saul Rogers
Artem
Northcutt
Yair
guys, we should do a livestream heem chat of some sort when there are events going on.
I do recall someone suggesting it but i dont think the idea took off
>>63994985
jej
>>63995545
do we have anyone who can contain their autism enough to not stutter/meme out of control?
>i can fap to this
>>63995555
just you, quads. your the one.
2016 Will be the year of Ortega.
Josh Samman maybe now because he has a great cycle
Ben Rothwell
Yair
Cathal Pendred (who comes back after the UFC begs him to)
>>63994658
FUCK YOU and fuck your Lawler pussy talk, you faggot!
Lawler is HEEM in body and soul you casual fuck.
post yfw you give someone the goof balls
>>63995545
We could, but why. mostly have to deal with a load of shitty mikes and people who watch quietly while the wannabe stann's are all commentating the fight to themselves
>>63994658
robby wanted usada testing years ago when gsp was saying he'd retied because of testing.
>>63991396
YEAh...no.
http://www.twitchdottv/mightymouseufc125
mighty mouse is streaming
>>63991582
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/4/9846656/dana-white-ronda-rousey-admitted-she-was-exhausted-going-into-holly?_ga=1.39189092.693806754.1449175124
The female Mike Tyson?
More like the female Johny Hendricks.
>>63995657
ty senpai
>>63995670
So is Rampage.
http://www.twitch
.tv/rampageishuman
>>63995657
>>63995684
Felice makes my dick happy
>>63995698
well sheet I'm watching rampage then.
business casual miesha is nice
>>63995716
>>63993694
>https://www.instagram.com/humaidalbuqaish/
that's not a seahawks jersey, ffs
>How fast did that stool kill the rooster?
Seriously the guy just disappeared.
>>63995716
Dude dominating and raping wmma fighters is a new fetish. I've been on this shit site for 6 years and this is my first fetish, I tried so hard to resist.
>>63995830
What
>>63995830
Raping is rude tbqh
Let them rape you with that wrestling
For seasoned heemers, how hard is it usually to find a free stream on fight night?
>>63995985
not hard whatsoever
you can literally google it
So is Bendo officially a free agent now? He's been flirting with Will Brooks on twitter.
>>63995985
Very easy
I just keep a word file with a list of stream websites to make it even easier
>>63995985
ufc.tv usually has them right on the front page haha :D
>>63996131
how do you find the best quality ones with least lag?
>>63996155
>ufcfightpass.com
Erik Koch is injured again
Roufusport, not even once
>>63996185
Who?
>>63996193
h-he was a future champ once... long ago.
>yfw trump wins and ufc becomes great again
will happen guys, get hyped
>>63996224
weird bra on the girl on the far right
>/heem/
You guys are basically early 70/80's mandrama match
>le it's real
>gambling
>promos
>taunting
>le comebacks aka Kimbo Shamkuck
>Dana having a vested interest on who wins see Ronda "beating" jobbers and mckucker
You guys are fucking marks kek
KEK
>>63996193
Though perhaps his most notable moment in the Octagon was when Cruickshank caught him with a cheeky kick-kick combo
WHO /REEBOK/, HERE?
>>63992293
>Aldo
>finishing bowl of cereal
>>63991357
I forgot mike pierce was actually good
lost to palharris bjj, loss a split to bigg rig and 2012 kos, loss a decision to fitch
laflare likes to wrestle but he has been off for so long he must have better tdd now?
looking back on the big rig. got 4 tkos in shit leagues and his only submission.
ko's brenneman and TJ walburger. essentially p4p best glass chins around and sadollah
got beat by rick story
knocked out kampman and fitch which is a little impressive but kampmann got tko'd 5 times as well
o knocking out fitch was the only real support for big rig power.
and
rick story, loses to literally any top 30 who can out decision fight him, but hasn't been knocked out and got neck cranked by maia
but has wins over 08 ellenburger, thiago alves, hendricks, jardine, and gunnar nelson
top 30 WW is weird
>>63991998
Tim is a crazy lad but it's fun to watch him fight.
>that PTSD triggering on TFATK when that intern snuck up on him
>>63996468
Speaking of which, it was a great podcast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygvhCLDcESk
>>63996487
only good podcat was robbie/condit
>>63996509
That one was terrible.
>>63994985
we should all just spam mark hunt with pics of ourselves doing this haha :P
>>63996445
I'm unusually excited to see the return of Pierce. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, I guess.
I used to like Faber but he is coming off a bit cunty in TUF
>>63991945
>>63991925
>humble-brag with basically no point
Sounds like Tim needs a job besides writing.
>>63996694
right wing cuntface is a rightwing cuntface
who knew
When are the TUF semi-finals?
How flowy will Artem keep it?
>>63996699
How is he a "right wing cuntface"?
is the heemspeak ausbro still alive?
>>63996728
Did he want to commit sudoku or why do you ask?
>>63996745
he was pulling an alnighter to watch glory and bellator
>>63996751
a shining example for all true fightfans™
>>63996789
plenty of time for injuries to occur :^]
Seriously what would DCs game plan be in the rematch? Just straight up boxing?
>>63996833
idk
Does Tim Kennedy have any mental issues? He just doesn't seem all there.
>>63996714
Thursday pham
>>63996727
He said he believes in freedom which is extremely right wing
>>63996714
I think Artem will keep it playful
>>63996856
That pussy is going to dive for the takedown like a little bitch
>>63996727
his personality always rubbed me the wrong way.
>>63996861
You little American will die.
England's brave Artem Lobov is going to take his hopes of UFC glory away.
>>63996873
Are you leftwing?
>>63996880
mostly though I do believe in some right wing things like guns and hunting.
Its not his politics I just think Tim acts like a bit of a cunt. I am just tired and irritable. I did not mean to turn this into /pol/ forget what I said.
>>63996876
I'm not America just working on business
w-what did they mean by this?
>>63996903
>most keked country in the world
>meaning
they gave the swedes what they wanted that night
>>63996925
are we finally getting Sharia Law? Can't wait to be honest
>>63996930
>tfw the people responsible for bringing in all people will get their day in sharia court
it will be one of very few positive things about this madness
7 days my friends
Remember cards on thursday, friday and dessert on saturday.
Prepare your bodies
>>63997023
I hope I dont got shit to do on those days...I think I got a PnP game going on
Shits gonna be cash though
>>63997023
I dont think I will be able to handle that many sleepless nights
Apparently my uni has suspended the Islamic Society
tip top kek
>>63997076
You the lad that goes to queen mary?
>>63997128
yeah lad, the islamic society doesnt have the best reputation
http://www.eastlondonadvertiser.co.uk/news/education/former_islamic_radical_claims_talk_of_jihad_common_at_queen_mary_university_friday_prayer_1_4182318
>Conor and Gunnar practice their interpretative dancing
http://youtu.be/K8aCuPWD6Lk
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/5/9852982/dennis-bermudez-suffers-staph-infection-out-of-january-bout-against-Maximo-Blanco
>Khabib
>waterson
>Bermudez
At least we aren't losing anybody too important
>>63995729
Fight ready miesha is best miesha
>mfw I read "kevinhardick"
>>63996284
Man, that was a late stoHOLY SHIT THEY SHRUNK BROCK LESNAR AND MADE HIM A REFEREE!!
>>63997180
Fucking hell. Keep your lot away from Euston please.
almost every woman at 115 is hotter than miesha
Is anyone taking 194 predictions? It seems about time
>>63997222
>wanting him to start at 7am on a Saturday morning
I don't hate it. True fight fans never sleep.
>>63997219
Why do you like small women?
>>63997252
>True fight fans never sleep.
its true i have been up for about 40 hours
however its time to pass out in my bed
what's the least interesting fight coming up on 194?
>>63997265
dunno, just always have
I think smaller round bits accentuate the femininity of a woman's body more than when everything's just huge in its own right, plus I'm a leg man
>>63997271
McGregor vs Aldo. Don't get me wrong, I love Conor, but it's hard to be that interested in a fight we all know he's going to win.
>>63994614
It's going to be nice to see him braindead in 3 years.
>11-10 record
>>63997182
Pretty nice and flowy dancing tbqh.
Conor on dancing with the stars when?
>>63994614
>Wearing UFC Reebok shorts
Confirmed to be in the final. It'll suck seeing Saul smash a fellow Englishman.
Any webms from lellator?
>>63997379
almost guranteed artem/ryan hall get into the ufc just like kevin casey
>>63997445
I would rather see Ryan hall in Lellator so he could actually se his memejitsu more effectively.
>>63997454
>this will be the only time he touches the belt
>>63997466
He touches Dana's belt before giving him a blowjob.
>>63997454
>no no my champion, don't try and get your belt back from the guy who just picked it up unprovoked and started ranting like a tard, he's our cash cow now.
>Cain got btfo in the first fight, so he deserves a remathc
>Ronda got violently heemed, so she deserves a rematch
>Anderson danced like a tard and did nothing until his head bounced of the canvas, he needs a rematch
>Jon Jones totally fucked us over and has proven to be an unstable lying drug user, but he should get a title shot right away
I really hope Dana dies a slow death, preferably something like cancer.
whose that 1st girl they show (pink robe) in that bellator fedor return commercial
>>63997494
TLDR
Ur opinion=wgaf
>>63997494
Why the hell shouldn't Jones get a title shot?
>>63997488
LMAO
>>63997514
Because he's an unstable human being that can't be trusted to keep his shit in check?
What are they going to do when he beats Cormier and 2 months later dindu nuffin again and they have to strip him of the title again for being a dumb nigger bitch.
I'm not saying don't let him be champ, but fuck man would having him fight Rumble first as a show of good faith that he's not all fucked up anymore really be that bad?
>>63997436
yes
>>63997549
He defended the belt for like 8 fights then fucked up big time.
You seriously think he's going to do that after each fight?
>>63997196
>>63997210
Can you actually get Miesha's podcast anywhere yet?
>>63997549
Go back to reddit you soft cunt.
>>63997571
>crash car into streetlight with 2 women in it, neither of which are his baby momma
Dindu nuffin
>gets into physical brawls at press events
Dindu nuffin
>tests positive for cocaine, goes to rehab for a whole day
Dindu nuffin
>involved in a hit and run, some how gets away with it almost scot free, gets reinstated into the ufc
Dindu nuffin.
I'm not shocked at a Swede defending a retarded black male though.
>>63997549
you're an idiot
>>63997633
>>63997643
Back to your sheds m8s, none keked men are speaking.
>>63997549
But what does any of this have to do with fighting?
>joannajedrzejczyk Because like every lady sometimes I go 'crazy' and I need a treat #notgoodday #notthebestday #JJ #JJCHAMP #JoannaJedrzejczyk #JoannaChampion #lasvegas #treat #donuts #inneedoftreats #rhymes
>>63997675
Ah I see, it's only relevant when it's good press.
Where did all the Jones love come from anyway? People used to hate him for being an eye poking nigger and now everyone swings from his nuts.
Is it because he takes drugs like cool kids and doesn't give a fuck if he kills other people while driving under the influence?
>>63997636
Im pretty sure title shots are awarded on the marketability of fights and the contenders ability to challenge the champ. I didn't realize title shots were about who is the most morally upstanding citizen according to some Brit on 4chan.org.
>>63997627
Not out yet I don't think
>>63997710
You're an absolute mong.
>>>/asp/WWE
>>63997671
>Being racist and not sucking BBC
Scumbag. Jones is entitled to a title shot.
>>63997709
Is JJ the most kawaii champ in combat sports history?
what can joanna do to combat dem thighs?
>>63997864
kick them
>>63997855
tied with karate hottie
>>63997926
literal 5/10 without makeup
>>63997977
sure pal
keep fishing
>>63997926
I would do anything for her to sit on my face
>>63997977
Don't try and meme on me ya little faggot
>being above criticism
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/5/9853270/video-frank-mir-on-how-a-naked-ufc-vet-once-beat-up-and-ran-after-a
>>63997977
You know if you keep posting that nobody will believe you when he does actually pull out.
>>63997977
>after all of these rumors about aldo injuries, conor actually ends up hurting himself in the conditioning before the fight
>>63998017
Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it in my bones.
>>63998018
nah it's gonna be weightcut issue i goannatee it. either getting knocked out by the sauna monster, or renal failure, or death, or a Duffy-esque 'oh whoops, he's got a concussion'
>he monitors and enforced the rules
>for $1900
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/4/9852868/veteran-referee-big-john-mccarthy-will-receive-1900-for-ufc-194-main
>>63998074
I didn't know Big John had a podcast,
http://www.letsgetitonpodcast.com/
>>63998074
Well desu if he gets paid per match, he still makes decent money compared to fighters that get paid once per match every few months
>>63998010
hah nice.
might be time to pop off to king's mma to talk shit about gabi
Who else /KALESHAKE/ and /ALPHABRAIN/ every morning?
Heeminder
>>63998225
Rogan's kale shakes are gross. You can make them taste great if you add a little bit of fruit to them.
>>63998317
I know, I don't follow his recipe.
>>63998250
Man I always thought Bisping would be good commentator. Going by his performances on fox sports he could be the perfect replacment for Rogan when the time comes.
Reminder that if you hate Jose Aldo, you're literally a scumbag.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrekVtN_hTw
>>63998431
Can never get over just how much pain his opponent must be in to immediately go to a fetal position
>tfw been up all night watching 9/11 documentaries
pretty fun desu
>>63998460
>not spending all night on FightPass instead
>>63998460
so who did it then?
>>63998581
>not spending all night spamming refresh on YouTube to be the first to see embedded
>>63998653
the memes did it
9/11 began meme culture
>jacare vs romero is on 194
why did I forget that this is going to happen
>>63998653
The government man.
Jet fuel, at the heat it was burning and the length it burned at, cannot even weaken the beams slightly, let alone melt them.
Thermite found on the beams too? Come on lad.
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT AN ALDO/MCGREGOR FIGHT WILL BE LIKE NOW?
>>63998833
Actually I can't. It is quite literally beyond imagination.
>>63998833
Not without DMT I can't
>>63998833
>>63998894
>>63998915
For once Joe was actually fairly accurate when promoting a fight. I seriously cannot imagine it.
>>63998948
Without the sound it looks like he is speaking in tongues
>>63998948
it looks like goldie is having a hard time breaking out his trademark smile here
What happened to Tyson Fury coming to Bellator? I read he was in talks with Scott.
>>63998833
>>63998948
I have really tried and it's pretty much impossible, all i can see is Conor beating Aldo standing and Aldo grappling, but I have no idea who will win.
>>63999058
he decided to become the GOAT HW of boxing history instead
Who is replacing Romero?
>>63998735
Let alone that most of the fuel burned off during the impact. And I'm supposed to believe that a bunch of office equipment can burn hot enough to bring down this structure within 1 hour? Bullshit.
>>63999091
He called Cain a pussy. Fury is a little fuccboi. I'd make him my bitch.
>>63999119
Cain is a pussy
>>63999137
Fuck off Tyson lad. Listen I called you out on YouTube a few year ago and you haven't answered my call out yet. Come fight me and prove yeself a man. Fight me now Tyson.
>>63999191
yer a bag a shite lad
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/5/9852360/ufc-champ-weidman-recalls-worst-injury-everyone-thought-i-had-no-penis-mma-news
This is true adversity
>>63999276
>mma journalism
>>63999307
I don't follow Boxing, is that actually a big time magazine in the Boxing world? Unreal desu
>>63999337
oh...it's big
>>63999337
Their belt is the most prized and esteemed in Boxing.
>>63999337
It's unironically THE boxing magazine. Been going since the 1920s.
>>63999276
That was actually hilarious.
>>63999353
*was
>>63999353
nah it's still the WBC belt the most esteemed
Saul Rogers
>>63999307
I wish I had one now.
>no new embeddeds last night
>Frankie Edgar being ignored as usual
>>63999470
>2 friends died in the past week and a half
>had to bring mom to hospital for 2 separate surgeries
>no new embeddeds
next week better stay intact m8
>>63999361
Obviously it's going downhill
>>63999521
where the fuck do you live?
>>63999413
WBC meant nothing the moment Vitali retired it. The Ring is the oldest belt.
>>63999521
You should just pray your problems away, at least that's what the republicans told me.
>>63999560
in small town america, everyone is dying of drug abuse/overdoses
>>63999602
sounds like they forgot jesus
>>63999606
is that real
>>63999602
sorry man
feels good to live in a first world country
>>63999361
>>63999348
>>63999353
Seriously that's just embarrassing
>>63999606
H I G H
T
E
S
T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R43izVe6D5g
how would you stop this woman in a fight?
>>63999813
I'd unleash my red-tail level Roo-Jitsu on her.
>>63999521
were they all shot?
are people who haven't been shot a minority in America now?
What do you think about these guys heem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRtjpyoo11U
>>63999813
why is it that wmma is so much better than every other women's sport?
>>64000057
same reason men's mma is better than every other men's sport
2015 - Fall of the champions?
Werdum wins over Cain
Dos Anjos wins over Petis
Holy Holm wins over Rousey
Is this a sign for Aldo v McGregor and The Chris v Rockhold?
>>64000057
Simple. MMA isn't a sport.
>>64000115
No, it's a sign for Dillashaw and Cruz
>>64000115
shut the fuck up please
>>64000231
lol
>>64000169
>pretending like he didn't get knocked out
>>64000231
OK, sorry, I didn't mean to annoy you.
>>64000307
To be fair he was probably so flashed out he didn't realize what had happened
>>64000760
Alright new thread time
>>64000870
kek, stole his will to fight.
>>64000169
Wow, god-tier recovery.
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