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you have 5 seconds to tell me why Alabama isn't going to win a national championship. don't say because coker isn't very good he doesn't count
>>63975251
OU will win pham. Bet your paycheck on it blood
Iowa and MSU are both meme teams so expect a meme finish saturday
>>63975292
Oklahoma? is that the team that couldn't get to 300 yards in a loss to Texas
>Alabama will win the natty this year maymay
Remember last year when Giants Gonna Gi said this and they got bounced out in the 1st round by the B1G champions? It's going to happen again this year when MSU is en route to their national championship
Why do I root for the SEC? It's called Southern Pride, fucknuts. Us Southerners are better at football than everyone else and we enjoy showing all faggots that on an annual basis. SEC isn't just a conference, it's a way of LIFE. I may be a Tennessee fan first and foremost, but I root on the SEC because it's in my blood. You Little 14 faggots wouldn't understand the way of life.
http://strawpoll.me/6171550
Vote vote vote
>>63975251
OU and Clemson can pass all over you.
>m-muh d
>>63975429
watch people take this post seriously
>mfw Stoops humiliates Saban on the national stage yet again
>>63975505
what makes you think that
http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/ncaadef yfw bama has the best rushing defense and the best passing defense and it isn't close
>>63975788
99% of SEC teams have 0 offense and the one that does beat you
>>63975898
S&P+ is opponent-adjusted
Anyone playing runescape?
Go Alabama btw
>>63975603
>2014 Sugar Bowl
>Bama loses to OU
>Get passed all over by TREVOR KNIGHT
>m-muh defense
>2015
>OU now has Mayfield
>Bama has Coker
>Bama has top defense statistically, due in part to facing literal whos that can only run
>Said D is worse now, got exposed by Ole Piss
>m-muh defense
You can beat Clemson possibly, but not OU.
>>63976093
lmfao if you think Bama's defense is worse than it was in 2013 hoooooo boy are you in for a surprise
and again, even when you adjust for opponent quality, bama is #1 at everything defensively
>>63976093
>implying the SEC is a rushing league anymore
Bama and LSU are the only two. I think State and Ole Miss had QB's as leading rushers.
>>63976173
well the SEC sure as hell aint a passing league
>>63975369
>Implying the script they received didnt say to make it interesting.
Please go.
>>63976129
This. Bama's defense is scary. I watched a statistically top 5 all time SEC QB struggle against them. Couldn't run or pass. Last year moved the ball with relative ease until the redzone. This year nothing.
>>63976233
>I watched a statistically top 5 all time SEC QB
ok so king of the retards struggled against bama
whats your point
>>63976191
No more than the B1G, but to imply no one passes is just silly. Big 12 is an anomaly.
>bama gets booty blasted in the semis again this year
>gets booty blasted by FSU to begin next year
then the SEC can officially fuck off
>>63976191
3 of the 4 best offenses in the SEC this year were focused on the passing game
Official Rutgers coaching search odds:
(as of 12/3/15 10:30 p.m.)
----
Chris Ash, OSU DC 3-1
Al Golden, former Miami and Temple HC 5-1
Bob Diaco, UConn coach, 8-1
Greg Schiano, former Rutgers and Tampa Bay Bucs HC, 10-1
Ed Warriner, OSU OC, 15-1
Dan Mullen, Miss. State HC, 25-1
Ed Orgeron, 75-1
Rob Ryan 100-1
>>63976370
>Prime Jailbait
>College
>not naked
I didn't have to go to Rutgers to figure out something about this is retarded
>>63976370
Why would Mullen come?
he's from the northeast.....also, rumor has it he doesnt enjoy cheating in SEC and knows that 7-5 there puts him on hot seat. 7-5 at rutgers would get you respect in Big Ten East and NYC.
Why would OSU assistants come?
because it's a power conference 5 job....which generally means about $2 million per year nowadays.
>>63976370
oh man ed orgeron at Rutgers would be awesome
>>63975429
Yeah we don't understand stupidity and incest. You've got that down pat bub.
This thread is boring
>>63976457
well join us in the one with the guy who is illegally posting pictures of his ex
>>63976370
>Rob Ryan
>with actual odds
Kek
>>63976408
>he doesn't enjoy cheating SEC
what do you mean
>and knows that 7-5 there puts him on hot seat. 7-5 at rutgers would get you respect in Big Ten East and NYC
this sounds like complete bullshit and it doesn't really make sense. just get a job at a better program than MSU (which Rutgers is not) that has the resources to succeed consistently. his stock is high enough
>>63976129
>>63976233
Dan Mullen is an offensive retard and there are 14 quarterbacks in the Big 12 that are better than that down syndrome retard Kelly who threw all over you.
Your defense isn't better, the offenses in your conference are just trash.
>>63976370
Chip Kelly should be on that board too...but he would be at 200-1
Rumor has it, Rutgers' new AD knows how Kelly is autistic and might offer him a contract that requires little or no interaction with boosters and non-football staff.
>>63976457
everyone is quietly conceding bama's dominance
>>63976485
I would bet the farm that Rob Ryan could recruit a team of insane white kids that would kick ass.....a team of JJ Watts and Steve Taskers.
>>63976518
quality analysis
>>63976516
there have been recent posts on Miss State forums that refer to Mullen being resentful of some of the "recruiting moves" that someone in his program pulled to get some stud recruits.
Mods are asleep, post pictures of Verne
>>63975251
Because coker sucks a big fat cock, and Alabama will blow dick against the next decent qb they face
>>63976620
I feel like that sort of thing is definitely not endemic to the sec
>>63975429
>>63975511
>but i was only PRETENDING to be retarded
sorry, faggot, but sec fans really are as stupid as anon's post.
also:
>1-7 last 2 years in rivalry week against the acc
>better at football
haha sec is a fucking joke by now
>>63976696
true. I attended a certain middle of the pack Big Ten school and I'll never forget seeing some shady-ish black guys scalping tickets to a game outside the gate. The guy had hundreds of tickets to sell.
this was a town without many black dudes, so it seemed odd.....well, this guy actually had a jersey on with his son/nephew's number on it.
>>63976669
counterpoint: bama blows every defense Cook/Mayfield/Watkins/Beathard have faced this year off this field and they will force whichever 2 of those they end up facing into having their worst games of the year
Friendly reminder that if your school isn't currently ranked in both men's basketball and football it has no business being called a sports blue blood.
>Oklahoma #3 CFB, #6 CBB
>Michigan State #5 CFB, #3 CBB
>North Carolina #10 CFB, #9 CBB
>Baylor #12 CFB, #25 CBB
>Oregon #16 CFB, #15 CBB
>>63976508
this is the new sec faggot tactic:
>sec fan makes typical shitty sec logic post
>say it was "bait" to try and distract people from the fact that sec fans really are, in fact, that stupid and really do, in fact, believe all their drivel
>>63976799
>Watkins
Hopkins lol. Got my Clemson people confused
>>63976233
>Georgia
>LSU
>Auburn
>Arkansas
>Wisconsin
>Tennessee and State's offense is built on qb runs
The only two real teams they have played this year with pass oriented schemes were Ole Miss, where their secondary got fucking exposed, and Texas Ass to Mouth, whose offense has been hot garbage since Manziel left
Here we go. There WILL be two SEC schools in the second CFB playoff.
Bama will beat LSU convincingly this week and shoot up to number 2 in the polls. Unfortunately for Bama, they aren't in control of their own destiny. That quality loss to Ole Miss means that as long as the Rebels win out, the Crimson Tide won't make it to the SEC championship. Looking at the rest of Ole Miss' schedule, it's quite obvious that they'll win out. What does this mean? Ole Miss wins the SEC, and Alabama's only loss is to the SEC champion. This is a sure lock for both teams.
Ohio State will win out, and since they're the defending national champion, they'll make it.
Clemson will also win out, and since they're a southern school they'll also make it (but just barely).
TCU and Baylor are less fortunate. Both teams will be undefeated when they meet up later this month. The winner of the game will also finish undefeated. Unfortunately for them, there is no Big 12 championship game, so they're out despite a flawless record.
The Pac 12 has already defeated itself, no team is getting in from that conference.
Notre Dame will win out, with it's only loss over the ACC champion Clemson. They'll sit comfortably at number 5 because they're Notre Dame, and will lose their New Year's Six bowl game in hilarious fashion.
And the G5 underdogs - who can forget about them? Today's poll has shown that the committee has next to no love for Memphis, Toledo or Houston. The biggest loser of the three will be Memphis; they will win out and take home the AAC championship. Despite beating Ole Miss earlier in the season, they'll be lucky to grace the top ten come September.
Final rankings:
1. Ole Miss
2. Ohio State
3. Alabama
4. Clemson
5. Notre Dame
6. LSU
7. Baylor
8. Florida
9. TCU
10. Stanford
The rest is irrelevant.
Screencap this now - you know deep down in your heart that every prediction here is tried and true.
>>63976842
you mean watson
>>63976370
Maybe of Ed Warriner leaves, Urban can hire a competent offensive coach and playcaller to make up for all of the stupidity Beck brought with him
>>63976854
you're ignoring the existence of msu, and Arkansas has been one of the best passing teams in this country this year. As for the ole miss game if you actually go back and watch it there's very little you can really blame on the defense
>>63976912
oh my god this is embarassing
>>63976854
>State built on run QB
You're a fucking moron who watched no games this year. Opinion invalidated.
>>63976910
nope. the days of sec gaming the system with the bcs are over. they will be lucky to get 1 team in this year, and the sec has proven itself to be completely overrated this year. just like last year.
>>63976928
oh, sorry, you did post about msu. you were just completely wrong lol
>>63976820
OU is the only blue blood you listed there, pal
>>63976910
This will always be my favorite SEC delusion pasta
>>63976995
read the post it's old as shit lmao
>>63976799
>defense wins championships
When will this meme die?
>>63977080
because its not a meme. Why do you think a school like clemson is finally legit after 5 years of being decent? They finally got a defense.
>>63977080
who said that? bama will shut them down defensively *and* trample them offensively with a soon-to-be-Heisman-winning running back
If the west was overrated last year, it was underrated this year. Bout to blow the fuck out of some middling teams in bowls.
>>63977156
the west of what?
>whole division finishes with at least 6 wins
>somehow division is weaker now that there isn't an undefeated team, a 1 loss team and 5 bowl ineligible teams
>>63977281
The only truly relevant conference.
>>63977156
this is the sec faggots newest tactic:
>sec shits the bed last year in rivalry week, bowls and playoffs
>sec shits the bed again this year in rivalry week
>uh oh
>just say it's the sec EAST that's the problem
>the sec WEST is still really good guys
>that's the problem, you've been focusing on the bad half of the sec
>the sec is still really good guys, trust me. just not the eastern part of it
>whew
>>63977331
Top kek. Just like the B1G West is good right? It's been a known fact that since Tebow left, the east has been bad.
>new tactic
How long have you even been watching football?
>>63977290
>sec
>schedule only cupcakes and lower division fcs schools
>brag about having 6 wins
jesus christ you people are fucking pathetic
>>63977408
>sec fans
>we've been moving goalposts forever here in sec land
>how did you not know that, DUH!!
>>63977331
Also
>shits the bed in rivalry week
>all good teams played inter conference rivals
God you are desperate. Congrats, Clemson is better than SC. We knew this a long time ago.
>>63977419
Outside of 3 teams, the entire B1G is a cupcake.
Most of the cupcakes finished with a better record than Ohio State's brave OOC, Virginia Kek.
Damn I can't wait to laugh when the SEC dominates again. You're all delusional after 2 lucky games by the C uckeyes
>>63977419
>>63977419
even the one team that only went 6-6 beat a 7-5 ACC team OOC
>OK State losing Walsh and Ogbah
>Still has Rudolph along most of the defense starters
>Need a run game that isn't Rudolph, an o-line, and the defense needs to improve
Chances that OK State does as good as it did this year (10-2)?
>>63977993
near 0. they should have been more like 8-4 this year
>>63977993
I like OK State a lot but I'm seeing 8-4 or 7-5 next season. Things worked out pretty favorable for them all year, Oklahoma game was one of the first games where the team wasn't injured or debilitated and they almost lost to Iowa State again. Need to be more consistent on the ground, defense may be returning starters but it's not like they were good to begin with. It's clear that no one has any idea how to defend the wide open game as fast as it evolves. Giving up 24-35 is considered good now.
>>63977502
>Outside of 3 teams
>Ohio State
>Michigan State
>Iowa
>Michigan
>Northwestern
>Wisconsin
>Penn State
Nice meme
>>63978062
Agreed. They win teh same games minus TTU and WVU. Okie Lite goes 8-4, assuming they win all nonconference games.
When Penn State hires this man as their OC, is the B1G East the best division in cfb?
>>63978484
the Big East is no longer a P5 conference
>o/u is 71 points
God I love mac football
>>63976093
If anything Clemson has the better chance because they can protect their qb better.
>>63977502
>comparing opponents records
>losing straight up, conference to conference, against the fucking acc
my sides are gone. sec apologists are out in full force tonight trying to explain away their new reality.
truth hurts. when you've been believing a lie for the past few years (sec is dominant) and then it comes crashing down in your face as the sec gets btfo by other conferences head-to-head
>>63977993
I think much of the rest of the conference will be better next year. Kansas State was so fucked up this year but next year they'll be healthy and they'll return a lot of guys. TCU will be decent enough because it returns most of its team but will probably end up like West Virginia, only beating the middling and bottom feeders because it doesn't have a star qb like Boykin or Mayfield. Baylor will be good again and Texas Tech will be essentially the same, missing some offensive weapons (running back is underrated) but will have a better defense, i think. If OK state isn't as lucky as they were this year, they'll need to improve a lot to have the same record, and Im not sure I see that happening.
Post yfw after this season the only power 5 conference without a playoff win will be the SEC
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_football_national_championships_in_NCAA_Division_I_FBS
how the fuck is michigan gonna count their:
>1901, 1902, 1903, and 1904 natties (which are obvious bullshit b/c of lack of modern competition)
>and usc doesn't count their 1929, 1933, 1939 natties
we need to get some kind of seriously rigorous committee to get together and has this shit out once and for all so we can get a best of all time blueblood list together
>>63978375
OSU, MSU and Michigan. All else are shit who have been exposed or haven't played anyone yet
>>63978976
>worse SEC team beats ACC championship contender
L
O
L
Head to head?
>>63979538
>post yfw the B1G and BIG 12 have combined for 1 (one) national championship in the past decade.
>>63979629
>sec 1-7 against acc during last two rivalry weeks
>1 win for the sec
>7 losses for the sec
>>63979673
>bragging about a fake, rigged system.
pretty pathetic, sec fans
being from michigan is suffering
>>63980313
Not necessarily.
>>63980313
nowhere near as much as putting up with people from michigan
>>63980363
yankees btfo again
>>63980363
can't handle the banter or what pham
>>63980363
i gave a hearty laugh
>>63980363
OHIAN DETECTED
>>63980363
*****THREADLY REMINDERS****
>There is literally nothing wrong with Taylor Martinez
>Gayker Gayfield is a Kliff Babby.
>Vincent Testeverde is a Kliff Babby
Bama. (11-1)
2. Oklahoma (11-1)
3. Iowa (12-0)
4. Clempson (Very insecure about their school and their ranking btw) (12-0)
5. Northwest Missouri St. (12-0)
6. Jacksonville State Gamecocks (10-1)
7. Harvard (9-1)
8. Slippery Rock (12-1)
9. Houston (11-1)
10. aOSU (11-1)
>>63980363
>people from ohio think they aren't the most hated
>>63980421
When you tee shit up that way, expect somebody to come along and hit it. Low hanging fruit and such.
>>63980493
I've actually never been there. Planning on doing a drive around Lake Superior next summer (being a teacher has its advantages), so I'll probably get an idea of what the UP is like, at least. Ohio will have to wait a few years.
OFFICIAL CFB STATES TALENT POWER RANKINGS
1. Texas
2. California
3. Florida
4. GA
rest are irrelevant
>>63980565
>sucking your dick this hard
it wasn't that clever bruh
but the UP is wonderful in the summer except for 55 mph country roads
are the Fightin K's, dare I say, elite?
>>63980588
>passing lane only once every few miles
kill me
>>63980599
GIVE EM A YEAR.
>>63980583
>no ohio
my nigga
>>63980599
i don't know about elite, but i know they've got spirit
>>63980588
I didn't say I was clever, I said it was low-hanging fruit.
>>63980588
>>63980601
You gentlemen make me think this trip should be overnights in a hotel as opposed to pulling my based popup camper. Can't really do tents any more, my wife has MS and it complicates things.
>they're calling it the miracle in motown
literally fuck me
flarda bout to get fucked up
>>63980599
>>63980644
dubs confirm, K's are elite
lol bosworth crying on espn2 right now
>>63980679
>tfw you forgot TNF was back on CBS
damn wish i could have been there for the shitposting
who /usc/ here?
>have new head coach
>traditional style
>student body left/right/center
>about to re-establish dominance on the cfb world
>>63981246
you're gonna have 3-4 losses per season and you're gonna like it
This is fake right? He wouldn't throw away his career like this right?
http://www.chatsports.com/cleveland-browns/a/exclusive-browns-preparing-offer-urban-meyer-biggest-coaching-contract-nfl-history-24607
>>63981434
It didn't say anything about Meyer's decision, it was literally a "source" saying "the browns probably might do this" and "Meyer is more likely to accept even though the last time he wasn't receptive to it at all"
I'd say there's a 0.2% chance this happens
>>63981320
[CITATION NEEDED]
>Iowa beats Clemson
>OU beats Alabama
>Iowa beats OU
>>63982200
shitposting would break the meme-space continuum
>>63976518
>Dan Mullen is an offensive retard
>and there are 14 quarterbacks in the Big 12 that are better than that down syndrome retard Kelly who threw all over you.
Calling this delusional would be a disservice to delusional people everywhere. Holy fuck m8. Seriously think about quitting the jenkem.
>>63976408
>7-5 there puts him on hot seat
>7-5
>at Mississippi fucking State
>hot seat
"No."
>mfw people still confuse Ole Miss and Mississippi State
>>63975999
>>63975788
How do they measure how bad a teams offense is other than using in game stats? You can't measure a player or a teams ability to not make a play. The only decent QB in the conference (prescott) has no receivers and a fucking retard for a head coach.
Alabama got shredded by the only legit offense in the entire conference.
>>63982267
>calls 14 draw plays up the middle for the second year in a row
>not a retard
K.
>>63980583
Current NFL players per capita.
1. Louisiana
2. District of Columbia
3. Mississippi
4. South Carolina
5. Georgia
6. Florida
7. Alabama
8. Montana
9. Virginia
10. Texas
>>63982299
"Things That Never Happened" for 300.
>mfw Daily Double
>>63977993
30/70
Depends of the offensive line recruitment. (That 5* TE too)
As people said Big XII will be s tronger. (Sorry at work. I can't write much)
>>63976820
Finally, I get some love as an Oregon fan.
>>63982299
Are people seriously unaware of how historically shit Miss St is?
Dan Mullen is their best coach since the 1940s and it's not even close.
This is quite literally a team that has won the SEC just once and won their division just once ever.
That's less SEC titles than fucking Indiana has B1G titles.
The Bulldogs are among the worst programs in cfb history and should be ecstatic for all the success Mullen has brought them. Mullen can coach there for life if he wanted to at this point
>>63982224
It is going to happen.
>>63979673
>I only root for conferences
>>63980583
I would put Ohio in there. That's where 90% of all of the B1G's talent comes from.
>>63980599
>the K's will never win anything of any significance
Feels greats.
>>63983288
There and New Jersey
>>63981246
>a college football "blueblood"
>on their 3rd hire since Carroll bailed
>still can't bring in a big name
>promote an interim coach
I guess USC has accepted that 8-9 win seasons are acceptable for the caliber of their program. Just wish someone told that to Nebraska and Georgia
>>63982318
>tfw Mississippi has the GOATS
We have
>all the Mannings
>Favre
>Jerry Rice
>>63983216
To be fair though, the teams have been loaded with his talent that he has under coached. Without him, the talent never gets there in the first place/isn't developed. It is a catch 22 that could be solved if he would hire an actual legitimate OC. Still hasn't had one, we still don't have a legit ST coach either and that has come back to bite us many times.
>>63983216
So let me reword that. I'm frustrated because last year we had a legitimate shot to win every game we played and he + Dak's turnovers late fucked it up.
So this year, Dak cleans it up, posts record numbers from the pocket all season. So Dan decides that we should run him 15 times a game and get him banged up in our 2 big late season games.
Couple that with his mismanagement of our RB's and O line and I don't think he should be fired but he clearly needs a little help.
>>63983306
Yeah. That kind of surprised me. It seems like a solid 5-10 players on each team are from New Jersey, even some big names like Jabrill Peppers, Corey Clement, and Eli Apple
>>63982318
seems highly correlated to blackness
>>63983312
Technically Peyton and Eli are from Louisiana
>>63983346
C'mon now, Archie and his whole family date back to Mississippi for as long as he can trace. Just because they were born in New Orleans because Archie played for the Saints doesn't change that.
>>63983318
That's straight up wrong though. The talent level at Miss St is markedly less than they have performed under Mullen. This idea that Mullen is a bad playcaller comes from Miss St fans with delusional expectatuons and beliefs in the ability of the players on their roster. Dan Mullen has proven to be among the best playcallers and talent developers in college football. That, far more than recruiting, is his strength.
You idiots forget who was responsible for Josh Harris, Brian Johnson, Tim Tebow, Chris Leak, Alex Smith and now Dak Prescott. Some of them weren't names that were widely saught recruits, but Dan Mullen turned all of them to superstars.
Billy Gonzales and John Hevesy are great OCs and Brian Johnson is a great QB coach. I don't think Miss St fans watch their own team play, or don't understand anything about football because they're so used to really bad teams, because they can't be more wrong about Mullen and his staff.
>>63983330
He has to run the ball with Dak, you guys cannot recruit running backs that can be effective in the SEC. Obviously, it would be ideal not to do that, but he doesn't exactly have much choice.
It's a talent issue, not coaching issue.
>Reuban Foster
>lives in Auburn, Alabama
>one of the top recruits
>goes to Alabama
>withdraws and says he wants to play for Auburn
>gets tattoo of Auburn logo
>ends up going to Alabama anyway
What is more embarrassing? The fact that Auburn couldn't hold on to a top recruit from their own city and lost it to their biggest rival, or the fact that this kid tattooed the logo of a college he didn't end up going to. How is the iron bowl even considered a rivalry when players switch sides just like that?
>>63983368
Vick Ballard, Boobie Dixon, Josh Robinson
There are 3 NFL backs that played under Mullen and were successful. Want to stop pulling shit out of your ass about a team you don't watch yet?
>>63983356
Just because they where born in Louisiana, played High School football in Louisiana, and (Peyton) played football in Tennessee doesn't mean they aren't from Mississippi.
>>63983359
My expectations are not delusional. We can beat 2 out of 3: TAMU, LSU and Ole Miss most years. We can beat Bama some years. You've seriously not watched any games if you don't know how stale and predictable the play calling has become. The roster has taken a marked step up in terms of quality, littered with 4 stars instead of 3 and 2. But please continue to tell me about how little I know of my own team.
>>63983398
Whole family lineage traces back to Mississippi proudly, and one son even turned down offers to go play at a lesser Mississippi university. Archie and his dad both played at Ole Miss and were born in the state.
So yes, the Mannings are from Mississippi.
>>63983368
We have two good young backs now in Dontavian Lee and Aeris Williams, but Dan continues to give the snaps to underperforming upperclassmen. Same with the offensive line. I know why he gives seniors every chance to play, but frankly, he has out recruited his seniors at this point. We made Dak's backup transfer because of two better prospects we signed, he knew he was never going to play his junior and senior year.
>>63983395
>>63983395
Because he developed them. Josh Robinson was the 49th best running back in the nation when he was recruited. He was a 3 star. Mullen made the best with him. Vic Ballard was a 2 star. Neither of these names ever would have played a down at nearly any other P5 university.
I don't understand how you think pointing to two low-level recruits Mullen made successful means that Mullen can't manage running backs and MSU gets superior RB talent.
Boobie Dixon was an old Sylvester Croom recruit, who is known specifically for RB work. Mullen attracts QBs, not RBs, generally.
>>63983410
You guys are playing teams that all have 5 Star recruits everywhere. A reasonable expectation would be a conference title by his 10th year there. It took years for the talent to even approach where it's at, and Miss State still has the weakest roster in the SEC West.
>>63983432
I believe you have mistaken me. I'm ecstatic with 8 wins. With even a modicum of luck at the end of the game the LSU game would've made 9. I'm not disappointed or upset about not competing for conference championships when Bama exists in our division. I don't believe we will ever compete for a national championship. That being said, there is still room for the team to grow. Especially this one now that is graduating only 5 seniors (although one of them was Dak)
>>63983410
Anon, 2014 was a historic year for Miss St. You will almost certainly only ever experience one or two more like that in your entire lifetime. And now you're complaining about the only coach who was able to accomplish that at Miss St? Lmao
>>63983499
I'm only complaining about his play calling in big games and late game decision making (watch the end of the LSU game this year). The Alabama game this year is baffling from a play calling standpoint, almost worse than it was last year when we only lost by 5 (despite not learning not to run between the tackles until late in the 3rd)
That being said, he is by far the best coach in program history, with Dak being the best player. I look forward to the future as long as he is there and beyond. He has certainly built a solid foundation for if/when he decides to move along for Bulldog fans to be proud of and the program to build upon.
>>63976518
This is truth
>>63977537
What was your bowl record last year?
It's fine I'll wait. I'm sure OSU alone is responsible for the butthurt you feel.
>rooting for a conference
Kill yourself
I don't know for yall do it. Arguing about play calling day in, day out. How do you say whether one play was right out wrong, stale or fresh, etc. Obviously the only way to do it is by results.
I'm so glad I root for a team that routinely gets results. I'll never get tired of seeing Henry grab the ball. This is just genius playcalling, going by results. Thanks for playin y'all, and roll Tide.
>>63979673
>he thinks BCS wins count after 2014
Aww that's cute. How much longer til this excuse becomes pathetic?
Anyone else going to the B1G CG?
>>63982318
>per capita
The stat of losers.
See Yurofags always crying about Merican Olympic dominance.
>>63984272
Obviously not paying for tix with my team not in the game, but I'm debating driving down to Indy for the game and soaking up the atmosphere because it's always fun and Indy isnt very far from Chicago.
>>63979538
You don't think Oklahoma is going to be the #4 seed unless Bama or Clemson loses? Pretty sure Big 12 and ACC will play each other
>>63975429
I know this is bait but SEC fags really think this way
>Tom Herman's new contract calls for facility improvements at Houston
Big 12 When?
>East Carolina fires Ruffin McNeill
>>63985422
They're not relevant enough to fire a popular alum like that after a bad season
>>63984272
>going to indianapolis ever
nah homes
>>63980599
>>63980644
>>63980716
>>63983294
stop trying to make this meme happen, it's not going to happen
>>63985887
>yfw it already has
>>63985850
Bill Simmons said they were the best Super Bowl hosts because they were so grateful for having it. Is it possible it would be true for the B1GCG?
Iowa has faced three harder defenses than sparty, and hung 200 yards rushing on all of them.
Iowa has played harder offenses than MSU. Iowa has outscored all of them.
Why is everyone sucking sparta cock this week?
>End of the week
>Okie State lost their best 2017 commit to... OU
God I need a beer.
>>63985975
>How hard can it be to win the B1G East if Sparty keeps doing it
>keeps doing it
You do know this is the first time Sparty has ever won the B1G East, right?
Oh Sparty's in the B1G championship tomorrow night.
Well, I can't wait.
>>63986127
>reminding me of the legends and leaders
that was literally the stupidest fucking thing ever thought of
The way Ex-Miami football players take pride in their Alma Mater is pretty inspiring f ams. I'm kinda jelly tbqh
>>63975321
>said the Buckeye as he iced his sore inflamed hinders
>>63985373
Never. The current Texas schools don't want any more in-state competition for recruiting, U of H would add no media market (Texas and OU already bring in half the Houston market, with A&M holding the other half), and none of the schools outside Texas would let in a 5th from the state.
>>63980599
Fuck you! The K's are a bunch of thugs and can't even win games in the shitty eastern division. They would go 0-12 EVERY FUCKING YEAR if they were in the western division. They aren't even cupcakes, they are muffins. Shitty, poppyseed muffins.
>>63985887
>he's a fan of the D's
>>63975464
>http://strawpoll.me/6171550
>>63986324
If they're desperate for a new member they'll take them
>>63986096
who is it? What position?
>>63986598
>mfw I voted for every single option
Alabama has allowed 12 passing tds on the season. 2-3 were complete miracle catches (Ole Miss/Auburn).
That's pretty fucking good with a secondary full of freshman.
The B1G ship will be the only competitive ccg and the only one worth watching tbqhwy la familia.
Now that the AAC is officially a power conference, should the other FBS conferences be disbanded or demoted to the FCS level.
>>63986703
Your mum only allowed 2-3 abortions.
That's pretty good for a vagina full of fresh semen.
>>63986787
AAAYYYYY LMAO PHAM
>>63986703
Alabama's highest quality win is being touted as LSU, who sucks dick.
>>63986787
BRUTAL
>>63986812
Everyone sucks this season familia
>>63986837
Not Iowa or Clemson
>>63986837
OSU doesn't anymore. Arrogant idiots needed a wake-up call.
>>63986846
>Iowa
>>63986874
too little too late
>tfw your team will always be relevant and the best
Who else /comfy crimson tide/ here?
>>63986720
I think all of the CGs will be competitive
>>63980363
Ohio cluck detected
>>63987230
Just read that all of UNCs linebackers are 5'11 and clemsons te and wr are like 6'5 and 6'4
>manlets
>>63987230
UNC is shit and only ranked so high because they got to go against the easiest schedule of any power 5 team and Florida's offense is too depleted to have any chance against Bama. Stanford and USC will be competitive but it won't matter because neither Bama nor Clemson will lose
>>63987230
lWho's winning the ABCCG, and why is it the A's.
Fuck CU, and their stupid fucking ESPN shills
>>63987284
>the current millennium
>A's winning the ABC
Though while you can, enjoy your first flash of relevance since FDR was president.
>>63987284
>yfw College University wins making the K's the de facto champs of the ABC
>Browns reportedly preparing to offer Urban Meyer a historic contract
Where were you when aOSU went back into irrelevancy after Meyer leaves?
>>63987406
No one would ever leave Ohio State to coach the Browns.
>>63987406
interesting to see what kind of medical condition he fakes this time
>>63987421
>who is Paul Brown
>James Conner has cancer
At least it's the good Hodgkin's.
>>63987455
Brown went from Ohio State to a Navy training station during World War II. After that he went to Cleveland.
>>63976785
and the sec's worst team beat the acc's best team
>>63987509
Nobody has beaten Clemson this year.
>>63987521
>implying UNC won't win the natty
it's like this guy didnt even see the poll
>>63976820
>yfw MSU wins the natty in football and basketball in the same year
>>63984587
you told me michigan was a bigger shithole than ohio
>>63986846
Know this is bait but
>Iowa
>>63987566
>Michigan: 14.2% black
>Ohio: 12.2% black
just slightly less shit than Michigan
Reminder that the East has two (2) winning teams this year:
ABC Least:
A's - (11-1)
D's - (8-4)
G's - (5-7)
H's - (4-8)
I's - (3-9)
K's - (1-11)
ABC Best:
CU - (11-1)
B's - (10-2)
C's - (9-3)
E's - (7-5)
F's - (6-6)
J's - (2-10)
why do we keep them around again
Who /Iowa/ here?
>>63987566
>tfw NOLA is nicer now than before because all the poor niggers couldn't afford to move back after Katrina.
Your problem now, Houston/Atlanta/Memphis
The problem with Michigan is that the entire east side is really really ghetto. Detroit and Flint are always used as examples of how Michigan is as a whole, when in reality the UP and mid to West Michigan is actually pretty decent.
>>63987632
I am really loving this new meme!
>>63987566
Ohio isn't the biggest shithole in the United States, but they are definitely the least aware shithole in the entire United States. They act like they're as good as the Northeast, when they are basically slightly above the Deep South
>>63987661
Alabama fan detected
>>63987566
>The city of Northern Ohio
lmao
>>63987677
>implying
I'm just someone who can tell a good team from a mediocre one who hasn't played anyone yet
>>63987632
Rooting for them to get blown the fuck out
/CFB/.........
I'M A NIGGER
>>63987629
lmao
>>63987675
the south is the best part of the country though.
Which NFL team do Iowans follow? Bears seem closer but I can see a lot of people rooting for the Packers too.
>>63987658
>The problem with Michigan is that the entire east side is really really ghetto
>when in reality the UP is actually pretty decent
UPfag detected. I swear the UP harbors the biggest idiots in the country outside of Missouri and Mississippi.
>>63987743
CHEFS
>>63987742
heh
>>63987743
My chicks family is from Iowa. Her dad loves the Bears.
>>63987743
Depends on what side of the state the person is from. The Northern part is dominated by Vikings fans. South and west of Des Moines is Chiefs territory. East of Des Moines to Illinois is Chicago. Northeast part of the state has a lot of Packers fans.
Who all here only keeps up with the NFL to see how players who played at your school are doing in the league?
>>63987743
Would they care?
South Carolinians are largely ignorant about the NFL and the Panthers.
We had a radio station advertise they weren't airing Panthers games anymore
>>63987778
tbqh if I didn't go to Ohio State I probably wouldn't watch much college football
>>63987747
Im actually from Mid Michigan. I've gone to the UP for hunting before and it seemed decent. Just your typical northern mid west area.
>>63987629
>J's bringing the division down as usual
>>63987799
College football is 100x more entertaining than the NFL.
>>63987803
From a geographical standpoint, the UP is nice. Very pretty, good hunting and scenery. But Yoopers really are almost all inbred retards who cannot pronounce "th" for their lives. Usually come out of the womb with a lip in as well. It's pretty tragic tbqhwyf
>>63987846
I disagree. The NFL is played on a much higher level, making it more entertaining for me. Atmosphere is what College Football really has going for it tho.
>>63987861
Well they are Packers fans too so Im not surprised
>>63987862
I doubt you can actually tell that much difference
College also has a lot more variety in base offense and defenses
>>63987862
But they don't have heart in the NFL, man. You can't measure their heart, man.
>>63987862
NFL isn't as entertaining to me. I don't get the same feel. College football makes me legit excited. Saturdays in the fall is something i look forward to all year. It's the best.
Maybe it's because I'm from Alabama and we don't have a pro team and instead have the most dominant college football program in the history of college football.
>>63987888
>Variety in offenses
Sure. But it doesn't mean it's more fun to watch. Have you seen a Navy game? The triple option is boring as fuck to watch.
>Variety in Defenses
eh
>>63987892
>
>>63987918
>Implying College Football isn't getting progressively less amateur
>>63987952
The spread and air raid are fucking great to watch
The college offenses that don't work in the NFL are still fun to watch
>>63987931
That's what I was talking about atmosphere. I go to Ohio State, and gamedays are crazy. But watching the game itself isn't as entertaining for me
>>63987984
>Implying I'm not already posting in /nfl/
>air raid
Can people actually defend against this type of offense?
>>63988012
Was this loss worse than the playoff losses?
>>63987931
Same man. There's just some shit in college that you would never see in the NFL. Not to say crazy shit doesn't happen in the NFL, but not nearly like in cfb.
>you will never watch Ed Reed yell "JUST GIMME DA ROCK NIGGA" and rip da rock from his lineman's hand to bring it back for a TD again
>you will never watch Hurr state pull off a hook and ladder to beat a blooblood again
>you will never watch Reggie Bush long jump 12 yards and hurdle two lads for a TD again
>you will never watch UK beat UGA on a behind-the-back desperation heave again
Feels /comfy/ to know that stuff like that happens every year in cfb though.
>>63988043
>Random monday night loss
no
>>63987989
Eh, Ohio State runs a spread and I've seen plenty of that.
>Air Raid
eh
NFLFAGS GET OUT.
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE IVY LEAGUE SHITPOSTING
>>63988082
When i come to your house at night i get your mom to run the spread
Post elite QBs in elite uniforms
>>63988082
Haha butthurt
>>63988090
You gotta admit that shit was pretty classy
>>63988090
>pretending you didn't like it
>>63988109
>>63988090
>getting this mad because he's not a fan of the best conference in everything
Wow
>>63988109
The most elite of both categories
>>63987743
The Patriots
>>63988090
faggot you're going to bring it back
>>63988163
Was mediocre in college tho. Benched several times
>>63988180
>I don't know anything about Brady's college career: The Post
Brady was never benched at any point in his college career, it just took him a while to earn the starting job - he wasn't particularly highly recruited and there were several guys who were there prior to Brady and were playing well so he never saw play time. When he finally won the starting job he set a bunch of school records and won the team MVP. He wasn't the GOAT in college, but he was by no means "mediocre"
Who /owls/ here?
>>63988277
Michigan is a pretty shitty football team though. They suck tons of dicks. Way to put up a fight against Ohio State.
>>63988136
>under armour
>>63988158
>sharing a championship with rutgers
laughingwhores.jpg
>>63976370
Oh shit team rocket in this thread
Who is the greatest quarterback in college football history?
>>63988367
Cam Newton was really impressive in his one year at Auburn. I hate that fuck but he's a freak man.
>>63988109
he looks like a chocolate ice cream bar
>>63988394
>>63988367
I'm gonna say Cam too. FOUR players from that team went to the NFL. Still won a championship with them.
>>63988367
Flutie
not even a debate
>>63988367
>>63988367
Teboq was pretty good
>>63988478
why do people spell it teboq?
>>63988527
'w' is next to 'q' on the keyboard. The original was a thread title '>Shaw', meaning Shaquille O'Neal iirc
>>63988527
easy there, son.
>>63988563
why do you have so many shark pepes?
>>63988367
White Cam Newton
>>63988608
>This comment
>>63988277
I watched a whole documentary on it.
In Brady's senior season, the coach would let him play the first quarter and let Drew Henson play the second and then decide on a QB. You should read up on it because you have no clue. They were constantly trying to replace him.
>>63988398
That's maroon not brown. It is just wet from rain.
>>63988939
Well then why did Brady transfer to OU?
>>63988939
"no"
It's literally the other way around. Drew Henson would've been the equivalent of a 5-star today so Carr gave him the starting job and he was awful, so Brady always took over in the second quarter or half. Brady was never benched for Henson - Henson was benched for Brady.
Why is no one calling him Jake Choker yet? It's one of those easy zingers that you'd think everyone would say.
>>63989019
'no'
Brady had the starting job and lost it. He continued to gain it and lose it again. Just like I said.
>>63988367
Hackenberg
>>63989061
I prefer
"Gayke Choker"
Although clearly the best name is the OU QB Gayfield.
>>63989003
*didn't I think you meant...
MAYFIELD IS A KLIFF BABBY
>>63989061
because he hasn't choked yet. he's gonna get a ring and will get free hot pussy in the state of alabama for the rest of his life.
>>63989019
What's the point of making shit up to argue when I literally have Wikipedia open?
> In the 1999 season, Brady had to once again hold off Henson for the starting job. The two platooned over the season's first seven games, with Brady playing the first quarter, Henson the second and Carr then deciding upon a quarterback for the second half. The 1999 Michigan Wolverines started off 5-0, including a 26-22 win over Notre Dame and a road win against eventual powerhouse Wisconsin. Against Michigan State, Brady was not chosen to play the second half but was reinserted into the game with Michigan down 17; he nearly led Michigan all the way back before losing 34-31.
>>63989061
He hasn't really choked, I guess. Only had to be clutch in the Tennessee game and he pulled it off
>>63988476
He's resting on all of his functional knees.
>>63989156
The wideouts bailed him out and you know it.
>>63989135
>making shit up
>uses wikipedia
https://www.michigandaily.com/sports/michigan-alabama-flashback-teammates-reflect-tom-brady-drew-henson-battle-david-terrell%E2%80%99s-ris
>Henson would start the first quarter, Brady the second quarter, and the hot hand would take over the second half.
Knowing that Brady there more than 3 (three) times as many passes as Henson that season, who do you think the hot hand was? Who do you think got benched for who? That entire season was Brady playing the team out of holes that Henson got them into.
>>63989171
OK? he still completed the passes, and they weren't like insane tyree fluke plays or anything
>>63989178
I'm not arguing that. I'm not arguing that Brady was the better QB. What I am arguing is that Brady started the game and was then benched for Drew Henson to come into the game. He even missed an entire first half of one game. That is by definition "losing the starting job"
>>63989212
Brady DID NOT START THE GAMES. Henson played the first quarters. You are objectively
WRONG
R
O
N
G
>>63989193
The 2 long gainers should've been incomplete.
Where there 2 or just 1? I remember two insane catches on the last drive for Bama that shouldn't have been caught.
>it's a Bama-Florida SECCG
>>63989233
I remember 2 passes that you could have termed "jump balls". but whatever the point was he hasn't really choked this year
When Brady retires he'll take a short break from football and go into broadcasting. After a few years of narrating the game, he'll realize he misses leading football teams so much that he'll go into coaching. Michigan, having won it's second straight national championship with Jim Harbaugh, will be looking for a new QB coach. Brady will take the role and unlock the potential in other quarterbacks. Years will pass and he'll move up the ranks, eventually becoming the offensive coordinator. Harbaugh will be in his mid 60's - and after winning his third national championship at Michigan he considers retiring. In his last brilliant move, he promotes Tom Brady to head coach before leaving coaching and becoming the Michigan athletic director. Brady picks up where Harbaugh left off, and completes the most dominant dynasty in all of college football history.
>>63988298
Ayyyyyyy
>>63989274
brady vs robo saban will be a classic coaching rivalry
>>63989274
Thanks, Alex. I'll take "Things that will never happen" for 200.
>>63989229
>Tom Gaydy
>>63989274
Possible
>>63989229
http://www.mgoblue.com/sports/m-footbl/recaps/090499aaa.html
Here is a game recap from Michigan that explicitly states that Brady was replaced by Drew Henson
>>63989178
>everywhere says Brady started 1st quarters except this one newspaper typo
>hahahaha, I'm right
Namefaggotry, I swear
Anyone else excited for the Ohio State game tomorrow?
>>63989333
>Picking a game where Brady literally ran a 2-minute drill at the end of the game to win
I'm honestly not even sure if you're serious or not anymore.
>>63989357
You can literally go to the Michigan website and read newspaper articles from 1999 that state otherwise. I've no idea what this guy is trying to prove or why he feels the need to persist when he knows he is wrong.
>>63989391
Jesus, change the goalposts so more.
BRADY STARTED THE GAME
BRADY WAS BENCHED FOR DREW HENSON
That's all this argument was ever about. Not whether he came back, or who was the better QB. Just that Brady was benched in college.
>>63989372
I sure was. what was your favorite 4th quarter OSU scoring play from the MSU game? so many to choose from
>>63989419
How is finishing the game because the other guy sucked deemed as being benched?
>>63989391
Continuing, you said that Henson was benched for Brady.
Here is Brady in the first game of the season, starting the opening drive, only to be replaced. Later in the season he wasn't even let into a game until the 3rd quarter. Brady was benched in college multiple times for Drew Henson.
>>63989436
You could at least be like "damn man, my bad"
>>63989442
>Later in the season he wasn't even let into a game until the 3rd quarter
what. Why do you think he was let into the game?
>>63989460
I would absolutely say that if Brady was actually benched for Henson. I'm not saying there was never split snaps, but every game it was Brady coming in after Henson.
>>63989463
Do you understand the concept of starting quarterback?
what the fuck are you arguing about tom brady for
>>63989436
>how is being taken out of a game for non injury reasons for long stretches of time as a QB considered benching?
Jesus man, can't even argue that Henson started the game because you know he didn't, so instead you get pedantic about the meaning of benching to try and save face? Benching in football means being replaced for non fatigue, non injury reasons. Especially QB
>>63976820
>MSU
>Baylor
>Blue bloods
top kek m8
>>63989496
>henson plays like shit
>brady comes in and wins the game
>brady was benched for henson
>>63989485
because michigan sucks.
>>63989485
>Gayants Gaynna Gay..
>>63989521
>Brady starts the game
>Brady is replaced
>Brady sits on the bench for long periods of time
At this point I know you are trolling.
>>63989533
It was a QB competition. Once again - I'm not saying there wasn't split snaps. Every single game Brady won it though. That's not being benched, that's winning the QB competition over and over and over again.
>>63989516
Also
>Oregano
>he hasn't beaten a total 5 (FIVE) ranked schools this season
holy shit, I dont know how i never heard this before, but Tennessee has never won a heisman.
>tennessee claims to be historically significant
>>63976820
msu actually about to #1 in cbb because kenyucky and marylel lost and #4+ if they beta iowa
/sp post
>Where you're from
>What team you root for
>What teams do you consider traditional cfb blue bloods?
>>63987778
I root for every duck. Hope Tennessee does better next year so Marcus can really shine.
>>63976820
>oregon
WE OUT CHEA
>>63989696
>Michigan
>Michigan
>Michigan, Ohio State, Notre Dame, Alabama, Georgia, Clemson, FSU, Texas, Oklahoma, USC. I guess maybe Tennessee and Auburn too.
>>63989683
>beta
just like michigan state to michigan
>>63987539
UNC against Clemson will end up being like Clemson against FSU in 2013
>hyped
>powerful offense
>play FSU
>BTFO 51-13
>>63989696
>Alabama
>Alabama
>Alabama, Michigan, aOSU, Notre Dame, Oklahoma, USC... Tennessee/Texas on the border
>>63989696
>Alabama
>Alabama
>Alabama, Notre Dame, USC, Oklahoma
>>63989718
>>63989766
>>63989769
>All these flagship babbys
Bronco Mendenhall on the move
WTF is with all these great hires? even UVA made a good one and that school is a dumpster fire in football
>>63989718
>clemson, uga
>blue bloods
top kek
>>63989696
>miami
>bama, usc, ou,texas, osu, michigan
Who no bowl game here?
>>63989696
>Ohio
>Ohio State
>7 schools: Michigan, Ohio State, USC, Notre Dame, Oklahoma, Texas, Alabama
>>63989878
There's some Texas fans somewhere.
>>63989696
>Michigan and Colorado
>Michigan
>Michigan, aOSU, Oklahoma, Alabama, Notre Dame, and USC for sure. Nebraska and Texas also have resumes good enough to warrant consideration.
>>63989718
>Clemson
>Georgia
>Auburn
What the fuck famm? FSU and Tennessee is understandable, but UGA and Clemson?
>>63989696
Florida
UF
Bama, USC, OU, OSU, Notre Dame, Texas, and of course UF
>>63989766
>texas
>on the border
>literally the wealthiest college football team in the most talent rich state
just because they suck ass right now doesn't mean they aren't elite
Who /grizbisonpartdeux/ here?
>>63989636
Peyton should have but, in a blatant act of highway robber, they gave it to Charles Woodson.
>>63990028
>literally the wealthiest college football team
That's Ohio State
>>63990128
>Got picked by him twice this year
I thought that shit was pretty funny.
>>63990128
>literally started a rivalry with their butthurt without playing a single game
>>63990151
how in the fuck do you valuate a college team? really? it's not like the school has the ability to go off and sell it. this reeks of absolute horseshit
>>63990151
>>63990028
>texass
>$972 hundred million
>2014: 6-7
>2015: 4-7
>>63989636
Hell, the alma mater of the guy who has the award named after him has never had a winner either.
>tfw your team made a good hire
>>63990357
They have a revenue stream, expenses, and assets such as the stadium, equipment, facilities, etc.
What the fuck do you mean how do yoy valuate it? Just because it wont ever be sold doesn't mean you can't valuate something. Plenty of things that are never going to be sold are valuated
>>63989636
Mark Ingram was the first Heisman winner from Alabama, believe it or not
>>63989696
Texas
Oklahoma (undergrad) and Texas A&M (grad school)
Alabama, Michigan, Notre Dame, Oklahoma, anOSU, Texas, and USC. Nebraska, Ped State, and Tennessee lost their status.
>>63989696
>Where you're from
California
>What team you root for
Baylor
>What teams do you consider traditional cfb blue bloods?
USC, Notre Dame, Oklahoma, aOSU, Michigan, Nebraska, Bama
>muh meme bloods
/cfb/ is boring as fuck rn bring on the games
>>63990743
>his school isn't a blooblood in either relevant college sport
>>63990743
if you disagree on meme bloods your school sucks.
Watching games is for schools with no history.
What? Ohio state is not your rival. Fuck off you clingy child. We are only rivals with Michigan, and vice versa.
You shouldn't have beat Michigan. We destroyed Michigan. We played a historically bad game and poor playcalling allowed you to have a fluke win and beat us on a field goal.
Other examples of HOW FUCKING LUCKY sparty has been all year? Rutgers spiking on fourth? Almost losing to fucking purdue? Indiana keeping it close?
Ohio State is objectively a better team and you know it shitposters. Academically, we're superior too.
Have fun getting btfo by Iowa and tOSU sneaking into that fourth spot.
>>63990797
On the real. TTU would bootyblast Michigan
>>63989696
>Mississippi
>Mississippi State
>Bama, OU, Ohio State
>>63990563
And their only. Further proof that the Heisman is a meme trophy.
>>63976233
>top 5 all time SEC QB
holy keks. that means he can suck cock and fist the anus at the same time, instead of just one of them.
>>63990743
This should make the discussion more lively
Nothing like regional shitposting
>>63990882
mad at Dak?
>>63990919
Already miss the 100 years jerseys
>>63990865
The heisman has been a joke for a loooooong time.
For example, Troy Smith winning over Darren McFadden.
>>63990914
>white people graduate high school more
No way bro
>>63990956
Smith wasn't even the best player on his team desu
Less than 24 hours, boys. Less than 24 hours until the meme is FINALLY over.
>>63989696
>southern california
>usc
>usc, notre dame, alabama, oklahoma, tosu, michigan
>>63990963
Yes and shockingly some of us don't live in nogg34 infested shitholes like any Deep South state
Threadly reminder that next season's top 25 is already out
>>63990994
Really enjoying this mad Yankee meme. Tell me more about how much better your life is.
>>63989163
AH HA HA HAHA WOW SO FUNNY
IT'S SO FUCKING HILARIOUS WATCHING ATHLETES GET INJURED RIGHT? NOTHING IS FUNNIER THAN WATCHING CAREER ENDING INJURIES HUH? YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING EDGY? YOU THINK YOU'RE CLEVER? WELL GUESS WHAT PAL, YOU'RE THE REAL FUCKING JOKE HERE.
>>63990994
>says the fag from Chicago
>>63990956
>Example: Archie Griffin winning it in 1975 for being 6th (sixth) in rushing and having a WHOPPING 4 (four) touchdowns.
>>63990994
>tfw left my comfy southern state for a job in Pennsylvania
regretting it every day desu
What? The Big Ten Championship is not yours this year. Fuck off you clingy child. We are only competing with Iowa, and vice versa.
You shouldn't have beat Northern Illinois. We destroyed the MAC teams we played. We took advantage of the weather and outcoached your shitty gameplan with backup quarterbacks.
Other examples of HOW FUCKING OVERRATED brutus has been all year? 0 ranked OOC games? Marylel putting up 28? Being gifted a touchdown to keep it close with us?
Michigan State is objectively a better team and you know it shitposters. Academically, we're both shit and that's a retarded thing to bring up in football pasta.
Have fun getting btfo by by us for the next two years before Meyer bails like he always does.
>>63990996
>doing this before underclassmen declare
>doing this before NSD
>>63991007
Honestly, probably significantly better based only on his geographic location tbqhwyf
>>63991027
C uckeyes on SUICIDE WATCH
>>63991027
Michigan State is going to fucking murder Iowa. Last year's 59-0 is going to look like child's play compared to this.
>>63991031
>mfw a Yankee was a spineless, cultureless c uck next to me
>>63991051
>Michigan State beats Iowa
>Florida beats Alabama
>USC beats Stanford
It's all falling into place!
>>63990914
>tfw from Georgia and I made it
>>63991091
the only one of those things that will happen is MSU will beat Iowa
https://youtu.be/TUyxiI-TY3c
>>63991110
How mad would /cfb/ be if OSU lucked into the playoffs and ended up winning?
>>63990963
Except for California, where it looks like no one goes to high school.
>>63991027
Man that was just cold mah nigga you ain't have to do them like that
3rd gen Florida/fan UF alum here btw-- our qb's post 2008 have had the unique ability to get worse with time. This team is honestly worse than the year we went 4-8. If Grier didnt' go down, where would we be right now? Watching his highlights, it's really hard to believe that this is the same team.
Anyway, is there anyone out there who still thinks Dalvin Cook isn't trash?
>>63990914
What the fuck is wrong with you Nevada?
I didn't know that about 1 in 5 HS freshman won't graduate. That's crazy high.
>>63991112
>>63991089
why so hateful friend
>>63991220
Don't need a diploma to work a Blackjack table
2016-17 SEC Postseason power rankings
1. Tennessee
2. Florida
3. Arkansas
4. Uga
5. Lsu
6. Auburn
7. Vandy
8. Ms. State
9. Ole Miss
10. Alabama
11. Kentucky
12. Mizzou
13. AtM
14. South Carolina
>>63991247
>I just listed SEC teams in a random order
>>63990914
>>63982318
Seems highly correlated to blackness.
>>63991239
>Michigan in charge of beating their rivals
>>63991027
>Marylel put up 28
Didn't you guys scrape by Rutgers because their retard qb spiked it on 4th down?
>>63991325
>he TRULY DEEPLY BELIEVES Rutgers could win that game
>>63991220
How did you get 1 in 5? 43% of highschool freshman do't graduate accodring to that graph thats 2 in 5
>MSU plays Notre Dame next year
>aOSU plays Oklahoma next year
>michigan plays... the Colorado Buffaloes
step it up you fucking pussies
>>63991325
i mean, they had one play to go like 45 yards and score a touchdown to tie it.... the game you should be talking about is purdue where we were up 21-0 at half and nearly choked
>>63991342
I was talking about the US average which is 78.2%
>>63991350
>MSU plays Notre Dame next year
wait I thought they cancelled that series
>>63991368
Hahahaha
>>63991368
yeah i thought so too... also us and osu both play those games away
>tfw notre lame would rather play us than mishitgan
>>63991281
>Urban in charge of scorin FB more than 42 points against Michigan
>>63991350
You guys have BYU too. Not bad.
Our Cross-conference scheduling is Nebraska, Wisconsin, and Northwestern, too. We could actually have a formidable schedule next year
>>63991350
I would actually rather play Kansas than CU
>>63991433
damn now THAT would be a shit schedule
Official Alabama 2015 National Champions Theme Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHjpYiMY-BQ
>>63991281
This really puts into perspective how competitive my team's rivalry is. 5-5 over the past 10 years, 10-10 over the past 20 and 13-12 with us edging over the past 25.
We lost 2 in a row and it felt like a gut punch but it could be way way way worse.
>>63991474
The post-Earle Bruce era of The Game has been very one sided for stretches. The Cooper era featured OSU getting BTFO, while the Tressel era featured Michigan getting BTFO
WHO'S READY FOR THE #MACTION CHAMPIONSHIP ON ESPN2??
>>63991474
>His school doesn't have 11 other FBS teams in state to be rivals with
Lol I bet you share a conference with other states too you c_uck
~PART 1~
Wisconsin fan here. If you are remotely interested in an in-depth analysis as to why Iowa is a meme team, please consider taking the time to read this essay.
You may have seen phrases like “Iowa is a meme team” or “no team more meme than Iowa” being thrown around here lately. What do people mean by this? Well, we first need to find a clear definition of what a “meme team” really is. A meme team is not too different than a meme win. As we all know, a meme win happens when a team wins off of one or two astronomically improbable plays that, by luck, go in their favor. A team may be outplayed for 60 minutes, but conjures up enough dark magic to sneak out a win thanks to a couple of meme plays. Meme wins often result from the opposing time completely shitting the bed. I’m a big Packers fan, but I’ll be first to admit that last night’s win against Detroit was clearly a meme win. There are plenty of examples of meme wins throughout football this year. The Michigan State - Michigan game is a great example of a meme win. Miami - Duke was a meme win. Meme wins happen. They’re often exciting and controversial.
A good team can have a meme win or two. It happens. Football is one of the most unpredictable sports in the world; the ceiling for chaos is just so high. So if a team like Michigan State can have a meme win, why are they not a meme team? Why is Iowa a meme team?
Let me make this very transparent: a meme team can ONLY win from meme wins. Don’t believe any lies from Iowa fans and/or ESPN; Iowa does NOT find ways to win - rather, their opponents find ways to lose. Look at how close some of their games have been against some seriously weak competition: Squeaked by Pitt at home 27 - 24. Barely survived Indiana 35 - 27. Almost blew it against Minnesota 40 - 35.
>>63991519
Huskies are the best dogs
>>63991528
~PART 2~
Perhaps the most obvious meme win of their dozen came against my Wisconsin Badgers. I was there firsthand, and can honestly say the following: as a senior who has watched 40+ Wisconsin games in the past four years, no game comes remotely close to as meme as this year’s blunder against Iowa.
For those who didn’t watch the game, you missed a defining moment for Iowa’s. One play can be used as a metaphor for Iowa’s ENTIRE meme season. I’ll paint the scene for you: Wisconsin is driving against Iowa late in the game. They are down 10 to 6, but finally are getting some momentum. After a series of good runs and catches, Wisconsin manages to get the ball to Iowa’s one yard line. Down by four with only 7 minutes left in the game, a touchdown would surely be enough to guarantee a Wisconsin win. Iowa was COMPLETELY shut down on offense during the entire second half; there was no way Iowa was scoring even a field goal during the end of that game. 2nd and 1 at the goalline, all Wisconsin has to do is run the ball right down the gut three times. If it were any other game, they’d run it in and take the lead. If it were any other team, Wisconsin would have found a way.
But no, they were facing Iowa. The fabled, legendary meme team. No team more meme. The memest of them all. If you don’t know what comes next, have a look for yourself. I carefully skipped ahead to deciding play for you: https://youtu.be/O6VvpS_MwYg?t=1h46m21s
That’s right - Wisconsin’s Joel Stave trips and falls on THIN AIR, fumbling the ball and ultimately giving Iowa yet another meme ass win.
What's your excuse for not going out tonight /sp/?
>>63991542
~PART 3~
It would be easy for me to put the blame on other schools. Pitt should have stopped them. Minnesota, I hate you guys, but I’m not mad at you for failing to stop Iowa. As a Wisconsin fan, I’m willing to take the blame. Wisconsin was in the best position to beat Iowa, but our quarterback somehow managed to fumble the ball by falling from nothing. It would have been one thing if Iowa made a tough and memorable 4-down stand, proving their toughness and grit. It would have been one thing if an Iowa defender crashed through Wisconsin’s offensive line and made a perilous strip of the ball. Because you see, folks, that’s what good teams do. Good teams find ways to win. Meme teams let their opponents beat themselves.
But there is hope.
Last year around this time, Wisconsin was BTFO on a level never seen before during championship week. Ohio State thoroughly destroyed us, and we all know what happened next…
Michigan State has a chance to top 59 - 0. Based off of what I’ve seen from Michigan State and Iowa, this game could very well be 59 - 0 at halftime. If MSU doesn’t near triple digits it will be a disappointment.
So please, Michigan State, find a way to put this meme to rest. Iowa has absolutely no business being in the playoff. Put a dagger through their dream. Save the Big Ten. Save college football.
>>63991548
Mack Brown comfy time on ESPN2
>>63991519
cute doggy
best animal mascot right there
niu husky > sad fat caged jawja bulldog
>>63991542
my issue is, as an msu fan, that we have had some very meme wins, but they were earlier in the season
>>63991548
no friends here tbvh
>>63991548
>Going out before midnight
Sorry I'm not 12?
>>63991528
>>63991542
This reeks of butthurt
>>63991519
Coming on tonight?
>>63991573
Game's about to start right now
niu gonna poop on golfing green
>>63991559
Some of us are adults with real jobs and get tired on Friday by midnight
YES MEME BALL ON ESPN2.
>>63991598
Well then that's your excuse.
>>63991051
>People actually unironically believe this
It'll be close no matter who wins tbhfam
Future Tebow confirmed.
Remember when Minnesota almost beat TCU this year? lul
>>63991651
And Michigan and Iowa
>>63991651
The Big 12 is trash.
>>63991651
And EVERYONE in the media insisted Minnesota was good for weeks after the fact despite them continually struggling against very bad teams like Kent State and losing a fuckton of games
Nobody was willing to accept TCU wasn't what they were hyped to be
>bowling green
>no green on uniforms
>no bowling pin or bowling ball logos
GO MEME ATHLETIC CONFERENCE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!
>>63991687
>Nobody was willing to accept TCU wasn't what they were hyped to be
just like Ohio State fans couldn't accept their team was a fraud
>>63991687
>Nobody was willing to accept TCU wasn't what they were hyped to be
just like Ohio State fans couldn't accept their team was a fraud
>>63991687
>Nobody was willing to accept TCU wasn't what they were hyped to be
just like Ohio State fans couldn't accept their team was a fraud
>>63991672
they could not have fucked up the end of the mich game any harder, it was an amazingly serious fuck up
>>63991687
Nobody was willing to accept that the meme12 is pure garbage
Reminder that the only reason TCU lost to OU is that they went for two to win it like overconfident retards
>>63991699
>>63991710
Grossly underperforming is not exactly "fraud". The same roster won a title last year. This year was more of a disappointment or a choke than a fraud
>>63991741
>Cardale
Undefeated won Natty
>Barrett
2 losses, no natty
One of these players is a fraud. And it's Barrett.
>>63991756
There's simply no way this guy isn't in the playoff in the next four years.
>>63991756
Preemptive reminder that Testaverde is a Kliff babby
>>63991741
OSU fans seem to act like their players are good and that's all that matters, the coach lost them that game and therefore it matters less.
If the coach makes your team bad, your team is fucking bad, end of discussion
>>63991763
I hate aOSU but I agree. It seems like when the lights are the brightest, Cardale is your guy. All the in between times are what you worry about.
>>63991220
overload on ESL classes, homes.
2016 PACXII OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS
1. USC
2. Oregon
3. UW
4. UCLA
5. WSU
6. Stanford
7. Utah
POWER GAP
8. Cal
9. ASU
10. Arizona
11. Oregon St
12. Colorado
>>63991556
Is this a meme?
>>63991781
It's more a matter of the fact that as a team we know their capability and the reasons behind the hype were fully valid as opposed to something like preseason #6 Auburn who was considered a contender for no reason at all. Auburn is more a fraud while OSU is more a disappointment.
I was saying fraud is the wrong way to characterize the way they sucked this year
>>63991556
>So please, Michigan State, find a way to put this meme to rest. Iowa has absolutely no business being in the playoff. Put a dagger through their dream. Save the Big Ten. Save college football.
on it like cp on 2014 /sp/
>>63991763
For all the hype they got, any QB on our roster could have accomplished their accomplishments. Zeke won the games for both guys and not giving Zeke the ball lost the game Barrett lost. For all the coverage our QB situation had, our offense lived and died by Zeke
>>63991896
Anyone know what happened to le screwdriver in pooper guy? Did he finally get put in jail?
>>63991929
I think he finally got bored
>>63991929
i really highly doubt it. probably got bored. he posted everything from a mobile network somehow so it was probably a lot of work just to shitpost
>>63991929
What if he was Jared from Subway
>>63991842
>1. USC
kek every year
>>63991928
You may be right.
But I still hold my opinion that Cardale is the better handeroffer.
>northern illinois
lel
who /papajohnsandMACtion/ here?
IMO, you can't be a blueblood unless you have been a national championship contender for at least half of every decade of the past 30 years.
That's why the only 3 true bluebloods are
>Ohio State
>Oklahoma
>Alabama
>>63991556
Lol fuck you.
You QB fumbled because Iowa defense was in his face the instant the ball was snapped.
Minnesota never stood a chance, Iowa does not blow out teams, minn never had a chance to take the lead.
Indiana was the same. They made it close but never had a chance to win.
MSU is meme team ffs. The michigan game? Getting OSU in the rain?
And oh btw, Michigan State struggled against PURDUE and NEBRASKA.
No way this is a blow out. But Iowa wins handedly. (And will listen to everyone saying they "just" had to play MSU.)
are we using htis as the maction gamethread?
>>63992027
I guess they have a walk on freshman QB. Everything he does looks so unnatural and akward
>>63992041
Nebraska would still technically fit on that list by your criteria.
>>63992041
Ohio State wasn't really a national championship contender in the 80s
>>63991281
oh god
>>63992050
Iowa is the textbook definition of a pretender.
Man I usually ignore commercials, but literally all of them are about autism and not calling things gay.
Is /cfb/ the only people watching this shit?
New thread lads
>>63992074
>>63992074
>>63992074
New thread lads
>>63992074
>>63992074
>>63992074
New thread lads
>>63992074
>>63992074
>>63992074
>>63992041
>no FSU
>Won 3 and was top 5 for a decade
Lmao
>>63991756
Holy shit Jimbo is fucking finished
How bad did UGA just shit the bed?
>>63992008
>11 natties
>24 wins in 33 rose bowl appearances
>38 conference championships
>450-181-29 record in conference all time
ya, pretty sure they should always be considered a favorite until proven otherwise
>>63991548
Work.
>>63991686
>>63991687
>implying Minnesota didn't play Michigan and Iowa close
seriously you look like a retarded homer
>>63992182
they have proven otherwise
they are literally Georgia in the west
>>63992041
>IMO, you can't be a blueblood unless you have been a national championship contender for at least half of every decade of the past 30 years.
>Oklahoma
Im sorry but Oklahoma was never a national championship contender in the 90s
The highest they ever finished a season in the 90s was #16 as a 9-3 team
>>63991519
all that gif needs is a gallon of peanut butter
>>63989696
>Commiefornia
>BYU
>Texas, Oklahoma, Florida, Alabama, Michigan, Ohio State.
>Honorable mentions: Penn State, Miami, USC, Georgia, LSU, Nebraska, Colorado
>>63989696
idaho
the boise state
the boise state, alabama
>>63975505
>South Carolina post OBC
>>63976518
>Kelly threw all over you
You mean like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHQ9Fiiqu8k
jesus the Bama hate is strong in these salty fucks going into post season
>HatersGonnaHate.jpg
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