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>I've made the past three threads sub-edition
>no news
Shit thread
nth for the Face Mask Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Fuck, I forgot the damn news
>the city of me
GB:Lacy banished to the doghouse in 6-touch game
DET:Lions cough up 20-0 lead in devastating loss
GB:Pack Hail Mary hapless Lions in miracle win
DET:Calvin Johnson officially active for Week 13
STL:Nick Foles will remain starter for Week 13
ATL:Devonta Freeman upgraded to 'full' Thursday
PIT:Roethlisberger practicing in full for Week 13
KC:Chiefs OC: West, Ware will form RB committee
CLE:Cowboys could be interested in Johnny Manziel
BUF:Karlos Williams not at practice Thursday
CIN:Tyler Eifert (neck) not practicing Thursday
DEN:Kubiak disputes Osweiler locked-in starter
Official refball this week power rankings
1. Not calling the Ravens offsides on the blocked fieldgoal against the Browns
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9001. The facemask call in the Packers - Lions game
>>63982355
>Lacy banished to the doghouse
>banished
Kek
>>63982367
1a. refs paid off to let brock beat the pats
>>63982392
>patriot delusions again
yeah, we know, they're all out to get you, it's not poor quality refereeing across the NFL because of newly-hired young refs with second jobs that have been keked by the replay review at all
>>63982334
Through the dumpster fire as the final flames burn out of the organization the phoenix will burn as bright as the days with Montana and Young but this time the phoenix will go by the name of Blaine Gabbert
It's happening folks, through trial tribunes of today Gabbert will become the god card next season
Expect him to be the best QB after Mariota
>>63982432
no, this isn't a dumpster fire, it's a nuclear meltdown
all that will be left is the irradiated silicon valley wasteland where players go to slowly waste away their potential and die as those fucking techie millionaires watch it happen from the safety of their fancy Yahoo Lounge bar
>>63982408
He was literally responding to a post that said "Official refball this week power rankings"
Like, how the fuck did you garner that he was making it all about the Pats and the ref being "out to get them"? What he said still holds true, there was massive refball in that game.
Like damn man, obsessed much?
>>63982469
>where players go to slowly waste away their potential and die
Or they retire at age 23, citing "cuntcushion worries my nigga"
reviewable penalties when?
>>63982552
'no'
I'd rather not spend 7 hours watching a football game. I can already do that with basedball.
>>63982552
never, because they wouldn't be able to rig games then
>>63982559
Agreeing with this anon
You realize how long football will be, I say either take out half the fucking rules, or just let refball happen. Or fucking pay your referees like your players
>>63982552
Never. Gotta keep the zebras feelings from being hurt.
>>63982566
yeah but teams now have only 2 challenge flags per half/game to use so it wouldn't be much longer if you stick to the amount of challenges they now have.
Career passer rating (with sack %)
1. Aaron Rodgers, 104.7 (6.9%)
2. Russell Wilson, 99.3 (9.2%)
3. Drew Brees, 95.8 (4.1%)
4. Tom Brady, 95.6 (5.1%)
5. Philip Rivers, 95.6 (5.8%)
6. Tyrod Taylor, 95.1 (9.2%)
7. Ben Roethlisberger, 93.1 (7.7%)
8. Marcus Mariota, 92.8 (8.1%)
9. Matt Ryan, 90.8 (4.6%)
10. Matt Schaub, 89.3 (5.0%)
11. Nick Foles, 89.0 (5.6%)
12. Carson Palmer, 87.6 (4.9%)
13. Brock Osweiler, 86.9 (9.6%)
14. Austin Davis, 86.5 (9.3%)
15. Andy Dalton, 86.3 (5.4%)
16. Derek Carr, 86.2 (3.6%)
17. Cam Newton, 85.8 (7.2%)
18. Jay Cutler, 85.7 (6.1%)
19. Jameis Winston, 85.3 (5.9%)
20. Teddy Bridgewater, 85.3 (8.7%)
21. Ryan Tannehill, 84.9 (7.6%)
22. Alex Smith, 84.8 (8.2%)
23. Matt Stafford, 84.8 (5.1%)
24. Kirk Cousins, 84.5 (4.0%)
25. Eli Manning, 83.5 (4.8%)
26. Matt Hasselbeck, 82.8 (6.1%)
27. Brian Hoyer, 82.0 (5.5%)
28. Ryan Fitzpatrick, 80.1 (5.7%)
29. Matt Cassel, 79.4 (7.2%)
30. Mark Sanchez, 75.6 (6.3%)
31. Blake Bortles, 75.6 (8.9%)
32. Blaine Gabbert, 69.4 (8.2%)
>>63982432
>trail tribunes
Darkie pls, learn English.
>>63982604
>Mariota
>8
>Winston
>19
Tbh they're both playing better than expected.
>>63982552
It wouldn't have helped in this case anyways because it happened after the two-minute warning.
>>63982552
They should just stop doing the super slow-motion close up replays from all angles that fuel all the arguments about calls that are made by a couple of refs in real time while they're watching for a hundred other things.
They should only do it on plays that are being reviewed in similar detail by the people who can actually change the calls.
>>63982566
What will paying refs more accomplish? It won't attract better refs, because NFL refs work their way up from the lower levels of football, so they would still have to endure 10+ years of getting paid jack shit. The NFL already has the best refs available.
If you want more accurate calls, replace the refs with 10 guys monitoring every area of the field from the booth, and just have a ball boy spot the ball via electronic sensors.
>>63982618
How the fuck is Mariota playing better than expected? He sucks dick. Crab Legs does too.
>>63982604
>6. Tyrod Taylor
>13. Brock Osweiler
>14. Austin Davis
Intradesting.
>>63982628
>What will paying refs more accomplish?
You realize all the issues we have now is because of this right?
Here's a fun fact:
In the last two years, 23 new refs have been introduced (thereby others being replaced)
Prior to that, within a span of 7 years, only 17 had been introduced/replaced
The refs are not nearly as dedicated to the craft as they should be. They are part-timers and many of them are new to league.
Hell, the best ref crew in the league (Gene Steratore's) is led by a guy who refs Big 10 Basketball games for Christ sake.
The NFL takes owner Jew-ery to a whole new level.
>>63982630
What are you talking about? For rookie QBs on bad teams they're both playing well. What did you expect, that they'd step in and be Aaron Rodgers or Drew Brees right away?
>>63982647
>You realize all the issues we have now is because of this right?
I literally just explained why this is incorrect RIGHT after the sentence you quoted.
>In the last two years, 23 new refs have been introduced (thereby others being replaced)
>Prior to that, within a span of 7 years, only 17 had been introduced/replaced
Okay? What is your point? That they're too inexperienced? Then how are they supposed to replace current crop of allegedly bad refs?
>The refs are not nearly as dedicated to the craft as they should be. They are part-timers and many of them are new to league.
What would be the point of this? They're already essentially full time in-season, and they do seminars and stuff in the off-season. They already break down every game. What more can they do, get paid to rewatch the same film?
>50 super bowls will have gone by and the Browns, the Bengals, and the Bills will still have none of them
>>63982690
You missed the point.
The refs who were replaced werent bad.
They left the league after realizing that the tax pensions in the referee deal absolutely buttfucks them
They all took the money in ran
So now we have inexperienced new refs who dont take the craft seriously nor have enough experience to ref well
>>63982699
Browns and Lions are on another (lower) level than Bills and Bengals. Bills have been to 4 owls and the Bengals have been to 2 and didn't even exist for the first 2 owls. Browns and Lions predate the owl and have never even played in one.
>>63982724
>who dont take the craft seriously
What are you basing this on? They work well over full-time in-season, I doubt you'd ever consider spending a similar amount in your cubicle on any given week.
Did something happen to the 49ers recently that I don't know about?
>>63982745
I'm pretty sure he's basing it on the fact that they're fucking terrible.
It's either a god-given talent or they work hard on being this bad.
>>63982752
they brought back Hayne and promoted him to GM
>>63982754
>they're fucking terrible
They're the best available, since you can be arsed to leave the basement and show 'em how it's done. And fwiw their error rate isn't any higher than normal, you're just hearing about them more.
>>63982785
>their error rate isn't any higher than normal
Now you're just speaking out your ass. Why are you up so early Goodell?
>>63982812
>Now you're just speaking out your ass.
Actually no, I looked it up. But given that I you don't have any documentation of your own, I'd say it's you speaking out of your ass.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2015/12/02/referees-officiating-dean-blandino-refs/76687956/
>Dean Blandino, the NFL’s vice president of officiating, said the number of referee mistakes is on par with recent years – with an average of 4.5 mistakes per game through the first 11 weeks of this season. Blandino’s staff is still evaluating all of the calls from last weekend’s games.
If you've been breaking down every game and keeping track, I'd love to see your findings. Otherwise, you can stop with the "muh team got skrewwed, refs r fuggin fags" shit.
>>63982408
NFL ref detected.
>l-leave them alone, t-they're new to this
Been awhile since I've posted 'em.
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>tfw back to being the villain
Bring on your tears, Kikeings and Shitcago fans.
>the year is 2124
>Andy Dalton has since gone down in the record books as the worse postseason qb of all time having posted a whopping 0-20 record
>his great-great-great-great grandson Darqwez Chang Sanchez-Dalton has become the starting qb for the Rio di Janeiro Bengals
>he leads his team singlehandedly and makes it through the grueling 30-game season
>leads an epic charge through the playoffs
>eventually gets to Super Bowl 158 and beats the defending champion Johannesburg All-Whites to give the Bengals franchise their first ever Super Bowl victory
>lauded as a hero and restores his ancestor's honor
>>63983150
>Bungles
>owl
I can only suspend so much disbelief m8.
Hey fags
>Coldplay
>>63983210
>watching the half time show
>thanksgiving games
>pats v broncos
>ravens v browns
>packers v lions
what a ride the last two weeks have been
In other news, the Browns want to replace their high school head coach with a college head coach.
>>63983146
You never stopped being the villain, because the Packers are like the Patriots of the NFC:
Nobody outside the hovel that is Wisconsin likes you
Oh everyone thought it was hilarious when the nfl rigged the game against the cowboys in last years playoffs but now that it happened to your team, now you cry about a rigged league, fuck you sick sociopaths
>>63983322
>sociopaths
>>63983322
Do you mean the no-PI call in the Detroit v. Cowboys game or the no-catch call in the Packers v. Cowboys game
>>63983341
Actually that was a good no
call, if anything it should have been offensive pass interference, he facemasked the defender into him
>>63983322
>le NFL is rigged
nice meme m8. Incompetent refs from a jew league that likes to play it cheap isn't rigging considering 31 other teams have the exact same problem with the same refs. Bad officiating is bad officiating you butthurt cowgirl faggot. You guys are literally just a step up from Pats fans complaining about how the Denver game was fixed.
>people blaming refs
maybe you shouldn't be in a position where the refs could decide the game or play better coverage on a hail mary
>>63983322
They will never lever desu desu
>>63983372
Hello Roger!
Btw the pats game was rigged
>>63983393
oh you're just saying that because C.J. Anderson and a Patriots run defense without Hightower bailed your ass out.
All the Broncos and packers fans here denying a rigged league are pathetic, so glad both your teams are on the decline. You know what the most despicable thing was? Aaron faggot Rodgers throwing his arms up in the air as if he was just obviously face masked, cheating piece of shit, he's the real thug not Richard Sherman, not Cam Newton, 100% degenerate thug.
I swear the Seahwaks have the most delusional fanbase of the NFL
>>63983421
Pro tip: it was a face mask and would be called every time. Stay buttmad loser.
>>63982367
I thought DTs weren't allowed to lineup over the center anymore
>>63982367
Better ranking
1. That entire play. It had an illegal hit to the helmet, an offsides, and a ball carrier go out of bounds and then back in
2. The second half of Pats-Broncos, and some of the strangest penalty calls and non-calls I've seen out of "professional" refs
3. The entire 49ers/Cards game
4. The entire Steelers/Seahawks game
Sure, blown calls are going to happen, and good teams can compensate, but there's only so much a team can do when the refs are consistently making phantom calls
tfw I can use the /sp/'s tears to clear the ice from my sidewalk
>>63983446
at least their biggest fan still believed.
>>63982630
They're rookies shouldering huge workloads from desperate franchises, they're doing fine.
>>63982849
>Believing the league
>After #deflategate
>>63983322
The league isn't rigged, the refs are just mouthbreathers
>>63983512
Either you're a nfl ref or your grampa is, that's the only way around it if you don't think the nfl is rigged, that goes for all nfl shills here denying riggedgate
>people actually think it was a facemask
It's not a penalty just because some tiny part of your hand happens to touch the tip of someone else's mask. The refs got it wrong. I'm not even a lions fan, but it is becoming hard to watch NFL games, when there's almost always some non-reviewable, highly controversial penalty in the last two minutes that completely alters the outcome of the game
welcome to the new NFL, where parity forces every game to come down to wire and said wire is dictated by refs who have no idea what they're doing. Cross your fingers and hope your team isn't the next victim. The only people not complaining are fans of teams who haven't been a victim yet. It's very real and it needs to stop.
>>63983500
You can go back and count yourself and let us know what you find. If you're not even willing to do that, you might as well quit pissing in the wind.
>>63983616
So why haven't you become a ref yet and schooled the rest of them?
>>63983619
what I learned from deflategate is that the NFL is just as if not more shady than the Patriots organization. Both sides were in the wrong desu.
>>63983627
because i'm biased
ITT: A bunch of armchair refs who can't get over a loins loss.
Boo hoo.
>>63983650
I don't give 2 shits about the Patriots. Just saying, all the film is there for you to watch. If you think they're lying, it would be very easy for you to double check them. But obviously it doesn't really matter that much to you.
>>63983661
Well, congratulations on being a massive manchild, I guess.
>>63983661
Well congratulations you got yourself caught.
Whats the next step in you master plan?
>>63983627
different anon;
I honestly don't blame the refs. It's the reviewing policies that are ruining the game. I think it's crazy that, despite all the technology we have, we still expect refs to use the eyeball test when decided petty penalties, despite how chaotic football is and how much is going on at once. Umpires in baseball are really good at making the correct call with their eyes, but usually they only have to observe one thing, like whether the player hits the plate before the ball arrives. They use the same philosophy in football, except it doesn't work because there's just to much shit going on and sometimes they don't have a good angle to see it. I know people don't want to lengthen the game by reviewing penalties, but it's probably the only way to ensure fair calls are actually made.
>>63983699
flagging this play
>>63982849
The NFL can say things like that all day, but show me their sources of how many penalties refs have had over the past few seasons. How can they quantify how many calls constitutes "on par"? I don't think Elias keeps records of the number of penalties, much less anyone else at this point. I call bullshit in Blandino and his entire operation. At the very least, there have been an above average amount on high profile bad calls/no-calls this year
>>63983393
This.
Remove most of the penalties and the game would be 10x better
>>63983731
it would also be 10x shorter meaning 10x more commercial breaks
>get fucked up at the half
>tfw it wasn't just a dream
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>>63983795
I like this post's correlation of my favorite game with football done appropriately.
>>63983814
SEE YOU WEEK 17 FOR THE BATTLE OF THE NORTH IN A COLD LAMBEAU
HYPED 111 THE FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW
>tfw no Hernandez to help Brady out while Gronk recovers
>>63983842
Somebody end this gay faggots career, him pretending he got face masked was the most classless thug move I've seen in my 45 years on earth, I can't stand this son of a bitch. And the worst part, the media won't call him out on it because he's their golden boy that defends Muslims and State Farm pays people not to criticize him, he's choked so many times yet he's never been properly labeled a choker but then Romo who choked once is falsely labeled a choker. Somebody, anybody, everybody dive at Rodgers knees, tired of this shit man
>>63983866
The filename should be
"How to throw away millions of dollars."
I got into an argument at the bar last monday with someone because I said no matter what the browns will lose.
Last night I got into another argument at half time because I said no matter what the lions will lose.
>>63983842
I look forward to it pham. It'll be the game of the season.
>>63983868
Wow ur buttmad LOL
>>63983945
You would be too if it happened to you but the packers never get refballed and I promise you, the cowboys will get revenge on him, in this life or the next.
>>63983998
End your life you waste of breath.
>>63983998
Oh wow look I missed Romo trips by 1, I wonder how much the packers paid the ref mods to stop me from getting them so my post criticizing Rodgers doesn't get more shine
What are some examples of heterosexual quarterbacks?
>>63982552
>Cough up a 20 point lead
>m-muh facemask
It was a blown call but those happen. The real story is Detroit's own collapse.
>>63983868
t. Lions or Vikings fan
>>63984021
Tom Brady
>>63984021
Colon Kaepernick, Tim Tebow
>>63984019
No, I'm not missing Romo hoist the 2017 Lombardi
>>63982334
go Browns!
>>63984021
Everyone but Russell "Saving myself until marriage for a used pop singer with a child" Wilson
>>63984025
>the real story is Detroit's own collapse
Its not much of a story when it happens every year.
>>63984021
Carson Palmer
>>63984042
>yfw Brady knocked a girl up and then left her for Gisele while she was still pregnant
>>63984073
that's that real nigga shit
can't be loving these hoes
>TFW you realize blaine gabbert has a 91 qb rating so far this year....
>>63984137
He will be on the browns next year. they will overcost him to
>>63984157
My guess. As fucked up as that Franchise is now with the power structure they'll trade Kap, resign Gabbert and ignore to draft a GM
Then the Fire Rises.
>>63984174
hopefulyl hyde comes back strong
>>63984042
>Lose a game
>cry to the refs
This nigga a faggot
>>63982604
>tyrod taylor
Yeah but he throws like a maximum of 25 passes a fucking game because greg roman legitimately does not know how to not run the ball over 50 times a game.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WINNING THE GAME FOR LITERALLY 60 FUCKING MINUTES AND GETS BTFO AT ZERO SECOND AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>63984157
>implying the Browns won't just blow their 1st round pick on Hogan or some other qb as per every year
>>63983338
>that image
>>63984415
Ha ha what a butthurt loser
>>63982482
There wasn't refball.
Broncos are the leaders in sacks and have less than 0.5 holding calls for them per game.
Teams commit an average of 1.2 of those per game.
I saw 2 not called in a 10 play spam.
That game was bad all around.
Only really wrong call was the Gronk OPI,rest was just doubtful.
If the NFL is not rigged then why did they move the authority to change calls on replay to the NFL headquarters in new york, instead of keeping them with the on-site replay official?
>>63983590
If we're going to play that game let's just look at it from the lens of the entire game, and every "controversial" call that can decide the course of the rest of the game
Jesus, just stop watching sports
his thumb caught the mask and turned it just enough for a ref to see it as a facemask and that's all there is to it, it's not like he didn't touch it at all
>>63982367
>1. Not calling the Ravens offsides on the blocked fieldgoal against the Browns
>.
>.
>9001. The facemask call in the Packers - Lions game
Browns are browns
lions had a chance to be something this year
>>63985049
>lions had a chance to be something this year
Nah. They're the razorcakes of the nfc
>>63985061
>They're the razorcakes of the nfc
Who are the vikings alex?
>>63985072
A-at least t-they get deep into the playoffs....
>>63985049
>lions had a chance to be something this year
>>63985094
don't remind me
updated
1. (1.000) Carolina Panthers
2. (0.973) New England Patriots
3. (0.890) Denver Broncos
4. (0.861) Cincinnati Bengals
5. (0.822) Green Bay Packers
6. (0.814) Arizona Cardinals
7. (0.806) Minnesota Vikings
8. (0.770) Kansas City Chiefs
9. (0.713) Seattle Seahawks
10. (0.647) Chicago Bears
11. (0.628) Pittsburgh Steelers
12. (0.576) Indianapolis Colts
13. (0.530) Houston Texans
14. (0.497) Detroit Lions
15. (0.468) Buffalo Bills
16. (0.435) St. Louis Rams
17. (0.432) New York Jets
18. (0.411) Oakland Raiders
19. (0.394) Atlanta Falcons
20. (0.375) Washington Redskins
21. (0.353) San Francisco 49ers
22. (0.320) New York Giants
23. (0.306) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
24. (0.296) Baltimore Ravens
25. (0.287) New Orleans Saints
26. (0.275) Jacksonville Jaguars
27. (0.248) Miami Dolphins
28. (0.238) San Diego Chargers
29. (0.233) Philadelphia Eagles
30. (0.175) Dallas Cowboys
31. (0.106) Tennessee Titans
32. (0.092) Cleveland Browns
>>63983372
Dumb cartoon poster
>>63985131
>Harb
>not ded
And here I was worried you got stabbed by a hobo ;_;
>tfw see the nanners rise up from the smoking ashes of york
What are the Browns going to waste their draft pick on?
>>63983616
Dumb cartoon poster
>>63985165
Cardale
What the actual fuck?
>>63984059
that scoreboard though.
>>63984073
Dumb cartoon poster
>>63985210
I've hunted many times before in the north carolina woods but never had put a animal in that much misery , if that is real then holy shit brett is crazy.
>>63985162
you realize the team is in a worse situation than last year, and will likely go into further upheaval in the coming offseason right? this shit is going to be awful every single year for a while and top 5 draft picks won't save us, unless we magically luck into a good coach that re-rails the team again, but that's still a band-aid for the long term future of the team. until york is out, our final destination will always be the cellar and we will keep heading back there sooner rather than later.
he's not even 40 yet, fuck.
>>63985281
It's only the beginning.
>>63985210
Keke no way thats real
>>63985193
Cap it.
No team picks shittier qbs and picks them as often as the Browns
>>63982552
It happens in the CFL.
>>63985281
I guess the new president got bumped out of office
>>63985306
yep, pretty much
this past offseason baalke tried to spin it as a "reloading not rebuilding season" which was obvious bullshit. just wondering how long it will take for baalke to admit what everyone else already knew, and for york to even realize it.
>>63985281
The future of the nanners
>in the basement for years
>when you're about to go all edp, they begin to win
>gives you a glimmer of hope
>crushes it in a sad yet hilarious way
>cycle repeats
10 Bojangles biscuits says it's a Panther vs Viking NFC Championship game
>>63985476
>>gives you a glimmer of hope
>implying
nah, we're just going to turn into these guys
>>63985514
>Bojangles
Zaxby's is objectively superior
>>63985514
>what the fuck is bojangles biscuits
>>63983322
Dez never made the catch.
Ball hit ground. Ground made ball move. No catch.
You supreme mad.
I lol at you.
>>63985526
Wouldn't the Harbaugh era be that "glimmer of hope"?
>>63983489
I believe I'll tear her vagina a new one.
>>63983866
>That filename
Is my shit getting hosted somewhere?
>>63985049
>lions had a chance to be something this year
Lose their heart of the defense and replace it with broken down veterans and middle round drafties
>what could go wrong
>>63985514
plez Zeblojangxinglies is way better
I'm still not convinced even though that was a rousing win, I think the Packers are still going 10-6, our offense has not stopped having a ton of problems
>>63983372
Here's my latest artwork.
I call it "Hamster with Ice Cream Cone"
>>63985638
>her
>vagina
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 12 mins12 minutes ago
That helps RT @JamesPalmerTV: Patriots Jamie Collins, who has missed the last 4 weeks with an illness, said he's ready to play vs. Eagles.
Thank you, Jesus
>>63983885
that's not worth an argument.
that's worth a bet
>>63985615
to be fair, that was before I really realized just how awful York was. dunno about the others. york only took over in 2008 so I put most of the pre-harbaugh blame on singletary, and when he promoted baalke to GM in 2011 who then picked up harbaugh I figured he just might be a decent owner after all.
now that I'm wise to his bullshit, it's going to be a lot harder for him to fool me with misdirection or shifting blame. when people look to answer the question "why are the 49ers still bad again this year?" the first place they should look is Yod Jerk.
>>63985782
That poor OL never stood a chance
Also, why do teams even announce when someone is injured? Would it not beneficial to keep them as a game time decision so the other team won't be able to prepare for it?
>>63983868
Shut up Garret.
>>63982469
>techie millionaires are the institute
>49ers are the Commonwealth
>49er fans are ghouls forever doomed to watch a shit organization and remember when it used to be something great.
PLAYOFF CLINCHING/ELIMINATION SCENARIOS THIS SUNDAY ASSUMING NO TIES
Patriots: Clinch Division with win and Jets Loss
Patriots: Clinch playoff spot with win and either a chiefs or steelers loss
Bengals: Clinch playoff spot with a Bengals win AND texans loss AND colts loss and either a jets loss or a Chiefs Loss AND broncos win
Panthers: Clinch Division with win or Falcons Loss
Panthers: Clinch playoff spot with seahawks loss
Browns: Eliminated with Loss or if the chiefs, bills, ravens, steelers, and jets all win
Titans: Eliminated with Loss
49ers: Eliminated with loss and seahawks win
>>63985514
Put em in the box and Cap it senpai.
>>63985962
If DeBartolo had remained the owner all the way up until now, how many more superb owls would they have won? Would the patriots dynasty have even existed?
Any of you guys listen to your teams radio broadcast while watching them play? I'm looking for advice on how to get the two synched up, seems the radio is about 5 seconds faster than TV.
>>63986035
if there's a DVR-like feature for radio, just have it be 5 seconds slow
>>63986004
Salary cap matters now.
What's the deal with refs this season? The past 6-7 weeks have been absolutely atrocious.
I have never seen this many blown/missed calls. Hell, even the replacement refs were better than this.
Also, why the fuck doesn't the nfl give coaches the ability to challenge any penalty on the field? Who gives a fuck if it's a judgement call, if it's wrong it's wrong.
>>63986057
The closest I could think of is recording through Foobar and trying to do this. But when I tried it last Sunday soo as I hit play it would play both the delayed and the real-time at the same time.
Official NFL Player Hands Power Ranking
1. Cam Newton (living sculpted chocolate, veiny and strong, Nice ball Grip)
2. Aaron Rodgers (huge strong and long, topped of with man hair)
Power Gap
3. Tom Brady (slender yet strong, expert technique)
4. JJ Watt (hulk smash hands!)
5. Lane Johnson (biggest hands in the nfl make u p for ugly with size)
Power Gap
6. Joe Flacco (Long fast fingers)
7. Big Big (they call him big ben for a reason with this man oven mitts for hands)
8. Edelman (dainty yet strong the appearance makes up for the size)
9. Gus Bradley hands (old but experienced, nice set of hands for a middle age guy)
10. Luck (slightly retarded in appearance and function strength and veinynous covers for it)
thoughts?
>>63986133
pause
>>63986133
>Hands Power Ranking
>Only one receiving player in the list.
>>63986133
do you happen to have that picture from that old burger chain commercial with the tiny hands guy, but with Alex Smith's head on him instead?
>>63986133
Not bad, fake me.
>>63986133
lane johnson's hands are indeed ridiculously large
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGNgIxmkZ1A
>Cleveland Browns Quarterback Memoriam
lel
Lions need to start losing. Caldwell has to go. Never liked him and he is bringing this team down. Also dont want to fuck up draft position.
>>63986725
>Also dont want to fuck up draft position.
>implying lions will draft well anyways
>>63986755
We dont even know who their new GM will be so whatever. Lions havent been horrible at drafting lately, they had arguably a top 3 draft in 2013.There are some good tackles so if they dont take one in the first round it will be a failed draft.
>>63983477
>The entire Steelers/Seahawks game
Anyway I blame tomlin/haley fucking play calls, that should be a TD in one or two rushes
>>63982699
Don't forget Minneaota
>>63986790
and the year before they had one of the worst drafts of all time
>Riley Reiff
>Ryan Broyles
>Dwight Bentley
>Ronnell Lewis
>Tahir Whitehead
>Jonte Green
>Travis Lewis
reiff and whitehead are the only ones that have done anything for the lions
so far 2014 is mostly the same, with ebron being just a terrible first round selection and none of the others have done anything
What are the chances of the Eagles winning Foxboro on Sunday?
Sporadic reminder that Drew Brees has the highest completion rate of all time.
>It will be a sad sad day when he, dare i say it, retires.
>>63986934
possible but unrealistic
That actually happened last night.
>>63986934
.00001%
But not impossible if the refs are one your side + more patriots playeds die
>>63983709
>The NFL can say things like that all day, but show me their sources of how many penalties refs have had over the past few seasons.
They fucking break down every game, every week you mong. Not just the league, every single fucking crew does it too.
>How can they quantify how many calls constitutes "on par"?
Because they track it over the course of years.
I don't think Elias keeps records of the number of penalties, much less anyone else at this point.
Of course they do, as does PFF and other sites like that.
>At the very least, there have been an above average amount on high profile bad calls/no-calls this year
How would you know? You haven't bothered to count. You're just assuming that because there have been a handful of high-profile questionable calls the last few weeks. Honestly, fuck right off with this garbage m8. Get back to me when you've bothered to count.
>>63986896
Travis Lewis is coming along as decent depth. Travis Swanson is our starting Center and seems like he's gonna be on the team for awhile. It's been bad but I wouldnt go as far as to say worst in the league. Mayhew was real hit and miss but he brought in Levy, Suh, Ziggy Ansah Sam Martin and Larry Warford who are all great players. He was pretty good in FA too bringing in Tate, Glover Quin, Rashean Mathis and Haloti Ngata but he was horrible at handling contracts. Just hoping the new GM isnt worse than Mayhew.
>tfw royal farms chicken for lunch
>>63986133
>make u p for ugly with size
That's what she said.
>>63986896
>you now remember that the Lions drafted Jahvid Best in the FIRST FUCKING ROUND after he was already ded
>>63986934
lol/10
>>63986942
If Payton resigns/retires at the end of the year, which a lot of insiders seem to think is likely, I don't think there's anyway he plays in New Orleans again. Maybe a chance he would go somewhere else though.
>your wife will never support you like this
>>63986210
I had one like that but it was Tom Brady instead because deflategate. Let me see if I have it
*****OFFICIAL NFL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR POWER RANKINGS(UNBIASED VERSION)*****
1. La'el Collins
2. Byron Jones
3. Randy Gregory
4. Derek Carr
5. Todd Gurley
6. Amari Cooper
7. Stefon Diggs
8. Ronald Darby
9. Jameis Winston
10. Marcus Mariota
>>63985986
Will the Jets make it to the playoffs?
>>63987091
>>63987075
Solid 6
>his top two receivers don't have a combined 17 touchdowns
Is Kaepernick going to kill himself when he's watching the superbowl and hears coldplay playing "Viva la vida"?
I mean the lyrics describe him and the 49ers perfectly.
>I used to rule the world
>Seas would rise when I gave the word
>Now in the morning I sleep alone
>Sweep the streets I used to own
>I used to roll the dice
>Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
>Listened as the crowd would sing
>Now the old king is dead long live the king
>One minute I held the key
>Next the walls were closed on me
>And I discovered that my castles stand
>Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
>>63987141
Sounds like some dorks playing dungeons and dragons to me
So how many of you dumb kucks legitimately think aaron rodgers is the best quarterback in football and how many of you just claim he is so you don't have to give that honor to the quarterback who is actually the best?
Negros in particular seem unable to come to terms with the reality, which is that Tom Brady has had more success and won more rings at quarterback than the entire black race.
>>63987141
WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT DON'T SUCCEED
>>63987141
Will Joe Satriani be there since well you know they stole the fucking melody?
>Browns reportedly going after Urban Meyer with a contract that would exceed every coaching contract in NFL history and an option for "small equity ownership" of the franchise
Will he save the Browns?
https://vimeo.com/147664206
>>63987141
GO ON TELL ERREBODY
Im the man...
*****OFFICIAL TOP 10 FALSE /NFL/ CONSPIRACY THEORIES(UNBIASED VERSION)*****
1. Dez Bryant didn't catch the ball
2. Aaron Rodgers is good
3. The patriots are cheaters
4. Tom Brady is good looking
5. Cam Newton is good
6. Joe Montana and Jerry Rice were good
7. Calvin Johnson isn't a talentless size babby
8. Clay Matthews/Luke Kuechly are good
9. The NFL isn't rigged
10. Eli is elite
>>63986228
look who is talking imposter
>>63987245
I'm the man, I'm the man.
>we are all sneak now
>>63987257
Let's go raid hoc for memes!
>>63987229
>>63987245
>>63987257
>>63987282
stop being a faggot sneak
>>63987282
Their the one that steals all our dank memes though.
>>63987317
Failed hard, guess I don't even know how to trip.
>>63987295
fuck off. this is sneak's thread now
How many years until he's the GOAT?
> Mike Adams is back
And that's 3 INT for Big Ben
>>63987370
Redskins are so stupid, RGIII is going to come back to Texas where he's comfortable around his fellow republicans and resurrect his career in Dallas
>>63987410
You're crazy. Chip's gonna salvage his ass and make him the GOAT.
>>63987445
Chimp Kelly is about to get fired ya dope
>>63987245
>>63987257
>>63987282
>what the actual fuck is going on?
Sneak control your clones
>>63987189
Would laff, but they settled out of court. They did steal it though, straight up
>>63987445
Lil bit delusional friend. Chip is in some shit and there's not much he can do this season to salvage it. Reviving RG Busted Knee would be like Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster
>>63987282
Sneak makes his own memes
>>63987410
>>63987445
>>63987531
I really don't understand people who say that teams are going to be eager to pick up RG3 once he's released.
If a team wants a meme-QB Kaepernick will be available, why would they pick RG3 over him?
>>63987594
I'd definitely take Kaepernick over Bobby Three Sticks. He's got dat cannon plus he's not really injury prone. Shit, if it wasn't for Teddy Two Gloves I'd take him
Bengals are da bomb
>>63987711
seahawks
>>63987141
>Coldplay "lyrics"
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>63987190
>meme offense
>would probably make Teboq his QB
"No."
>>63987594
They will both get picked up in the offseason, unless they're too proud to take a massive paycut, in which case they'll be out of a job in the League. Hope that doesn't happen to Kaepernick, not really his fault SF imploded.
>>63987776
>would probably make Tebow his QB
But then he WOULD be the savior
Better RB, Eric Dickerson or Emmitt Smith?
>>63983322
Kek because the Cowboys suck dick. Bottom of the weakest division in the league
>>63987141
Based Coldplay
The Scientist might be the GOAT song though
>Come up to meet ya
>Tell ya im sorry
>You don't know how lovely you are
>>63987571
I am my own meme.
Who's the Devin Hester of the AFC?
>>63987913
Wojak, I...
>>63987815
kaep's contract isn't one of the mammoth sized ones though, never was
>>63987913
>Your taste in music
>>63987945
it's a big salary per year, it's just that it's easy to get out of
>>63987939
Landry and Benjamin are the only ones from the AFC that pop into my head. All of the good returners that I know of are in the NFC
>>63987913
>>63987967
>He doesn't listen to country music
and Luke Byron and Sam Hunt are not country music, fuck them.
>>63987967
>The Scientist
>not a good song
Tip top pleb, Coldplay might be shit but that's a great song
>>63987998
really not much different than a contract with a high ceiling but almost all in incentives, it's just nuance. it's not like he's going to trigger those performance clauses anyways, one of them required him to play in a super bowl.
>>63988007
>based Zac Brown Band and Kenny Chesney senpai
>>63988007
the only country artists I like are that guy who judges the voice and also carrie underwood
>If /sp/ was around in the 90s
Guys, this fucking team is never going to win a Super Bowl huh? How in the fuck do you just allow GB to score 35 points? That's fucking shit.
I'm going to die never seeing this trash ass team win an Owl.
>>63988227
THE BILLS WILL WIN THIS ONE I SWEAR
>>63988242
>Implying this isn't Moons year.
Oilers > Bills
35 - 24 AFCCG
>>63988227
At least you root for a nice team with only a local fanbase and no history of success, not like the fucking 49ers who have been good for 15 years now and have bandwagoners everywhere.
>>63988227
>>63988242
You have to be at LEAST 18 years or older to post on this site. Please reacquaint yourselves with the rules please.
If you havin issues finding them, please being your attention to the following url:
4chan.org/rules
The rest should be rather self explanatory. Make effort not to commit the same mistakes again, please.
>>63988227
HOLY CHRIST WHY WONT THE BROWNS FIRE BELLICHICK ALREADY
>>63987945
Still a lot more than what he's going to get paid by the next team he plays for.
>>63988293
>imfuckingply Art Jewdell isnt responsible for their struggles
Ya no of course announcing the fucking team moving to the shithole of Detroit will help the team thrive
BB is the fucking reason your team is fucking anything right now.
Just you wait, you'll fire him or let him go and regret it
would the shit posting be huge if eagles beat patriots?
>>63988227
>tfw Montana will be the last QB to have 4 rings
>your team won't go from one GOAT to another
Feels fucking great bros, the Niners will NEVER suck
>>63988344
Incredibly so
>>63988344
yes, but seeing the eagles get annihilated won't be bad either
>>63988227
>Tfw LA won't build the Raiders a stadium so AL will probably move us to Las Vegas or even worse back to Oakland
>>63988361
Don't forget to post image, every other team can suck it
>>63983146
>Kikeings and Shitcago
try harder Kekers
>>63988007
>Luke Byron
I don't know if youre baiting or just a dumb ass country hick
>>63988007
Country music is only slightly beaten out by R&B as the objectively worst genre in music
>>63988011
>I don't like a Coldplay song so I'm a pleb
lmao
>>63988468
where is ass country and how do I get a visa for there?
>>63982334
>the NFL's fw Carolina is 3rd in offensive scoring and 3rd in points allowed
>implying they're not winning it all this year with a 19-0 record
2015 Carolina Panthers will be remembered just like the 1985 Chicago Bears, just with one less loss.
>>63988506
the 1984 49ers did that too, just so you know
>>63988496
>hating country music
i don't understand how you can be so gay
>>63988506
>Panthers fans are this delusional
>>63988536
Don't care
>>63988539
You're delusional for not being able to see this coming
>>63988538
he's right Cletus
>Bengals have the best scoring defense in the league
Step it up NFL, the Bengals have awful defense
>Bengals have the #4 scoring offense in the league
I guess that makes better sense
Is the Drew Brees/Sean Payton era coming to an end?
I mean another season starting 4-7. What the fuck ever happened to the offensive juggernaut they were.
Some people are saying the Drew Brees is done in New Orleans anyway
>>63984059
>>63986349
the fact that the NFL youtube page made this. classy
>tfw blizzard already spoiled superbowl 50 after they refball the packers and the broncos within a week of eachother
literally no point in even watching it anymore
>gronk admits hes a virgin
>no way dude i totally don't believe him
>wilson says he is saving himself
>lol omg what a loser hurr durr
I don't even like the seakeks but holy shit you guys are faggots
>>63988699
>Is the Drew Brees/Sean Payton era coming to an end?
Possibly, yes. Possibility of Payton resigning/retiring at the end of the year. Doubt they would fire him.
>What the fuck ever happened to the offensive juggernaut they were.
They're 3rd in yards/game and 13th in points/game. Offense is not their problem.
>Some people are saying the Drew Brees is done in New Orleans anyway
He will probably go as Payton goes. If Payton stays, I would expect him to be back in NO for at least one more year. If Payton goes, he probably won't be back with the Saints, but I don't think he's ready to retire so he'd try to go to another team.
What team had the best defense of all time?
>>63988863
1. Bears
2. Steelers
3. Ravens
4. Seahawks
5. Cowboys
>>63987091
Derek Carr? Rookie?
>>63988863
1. 1977 Falcons (seriously though, one of the best defenses in history and one of the worst offenses in history, on the same team)
2. 2000 Ravens
3. 1985 Bears
4. 1974 Steelers
5. 2002 Buccaneers
6. 1969 Chiefs
7. 1972 Dolphins
8. 1966 Packers
9. 1996 Packers
10. 1991 Redskins
11. 1991 Saints
12. 2013 Seahawks
13. 1971 Cowboys
>>63988979
2013 Seahawks are the best familypai
>>63988979
statistically the '86 bears had a better defense than in '85
>>63987178
Honestly I think it's insane Brees is never seen as better than Rodgers, Brees is the only reason the Saints won't be going 0-16. Bradys the best in the league though.
>>63989139
>Honestly I think it's insane Brees is never seen as better than Rodgers, Brees is the only reason the Saints won't be going 0-16. Bradys the best in the league though.
because from a pure skill perspective neither brady or Brees can touch rodgers. it's not even close. Rodgers isn't clutch but that's his only fault.
>>63989044
Uh, I don't think so. Including playoffs:
Points/game: 85 Bears 11.0, 86 Bears 12.6
Yards/play: 85 Bears 4.10, 86 Bears 4.12
Yards/game: 85 Bears 241, 86 Bears 261
First downs/game: 85 Bears 14.1, 86 Bears 15.3
Turnover rate: 85 Bears 5.8%, 86 Bears 4.5%
>>63989139
I think its insane people have Brees and Rodgers ahead of Romo, it's like come on he consistently has a higher QB rating than both of them and Hes the most clutch with the highest 4th quarter rating in nfl history.
>>63989139
Brees is flat out more talented than Brady. Do with that what you will.
>>63989194
Rodgers' career passer rating is way ahead of Romo (and everyone else), and Romo and Brees are neck and neck, Brees was ahead until the last couple years.
>>63989179
going off just the regular season, they allowed 187 points as opposed to 198 in 1985. That's the statistic I went off of but regardless both teams should be high on the list
>>63988979
1991 eagles
>>63989139
brees, rodgers, Peyton, and even romo are far more talented than brady. he's literally a cheater and definitely a Belichick babby. Rodgers would have 6 rings on the pats.
>implying moss would be ringless if it was rodgers throwing to him instead of. brady
kek
>>63989258
I actually thought about putting them, probably should have.
>>63989242
I don't see why people always leave out playoffs though, those are the most important games. And they would be on the list, I was really just picking the single best out of all the years those defenses were together.
>>63983421
>durr le league is rigged fur da puckers and buncos
>but they're also somehow on the decline
Supreme brain damage
On behalf of all Packers fans I want to apologize for the egregious refball last night.
The Packers are awful this year :(
>Tfw 200 dollaryoos on the Loins +3
>>63982482
>1a. refs paid of to let brock beat the pats
>Like, how the fuck did you garner that he was making it all about the Pats and the ref being "out to get them"?
>literally the entire post was about the refs being out to get the pats specifically
???
>>63982604
>Brock Osweiler, 86.9 (9.6%)
>9.6%
what the fuck
>got absolutely hammered last night
>started drinking during kickoff
>last thing i remember was it was 20-0
>slept in
>just woke up
>see the final score
>watch the hail mary
>mfw
>>63982552
how about reviewable game-changing penalties in the last two minutes? any of you retards complaining about game length think of that?
>revis is out
>williams doubtful
where so fucked
>>63988227
>posting in a Based Bo Jackson thread
>>63989570
>mfw Jets game was the turning point 4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27WK0LC-gXs
thanks family
>>63982604
this is why the NFL sucks today. because any literally who can have a 80+ passer rating. it used to be hard to average 80+ and now it's the norm fuck this game
>>63989532
>rooting for the packers
Bandwagon casual
>>63989302
Supreme brain damage is responding to a 10 hour old post, stupid son of a bitch
>>63989582
Based Bo is timeless
>>63982355
>>63982348
Why is the news always randomly ordered? Why not like alphabetize it or short by division or something? Looks sloppy
>>63988979
I think the 1991 Redskins are an underrated team.
>>63982367
>>63983477
Cowboys panthers had one of the worst no-calls I've seen. DMC tackled by a defender right before he would've made a catch near the goal line. Obviously wouldn't have made a difference in the end but still pretty bad
The refs fucked up the call, but if the Loins can't hold a 20 point lead for two quarters OR overcome a shitty ruling by defending a half assed hail mary then y'all are better off losing and getting the a good draft pick
Will RG3 ever get another shot?
>>63989858
Yeah its almost an unspoken rule that if the refballed team wins, there's no real bad calls
>>63989906
It's over.
>>63989812
chronological senpai
>>63989888
Shut the fuck up cheating packers fan, you fucks are way bigger cheaters than the pats ever were
Scenario:Based Carr cornholes the Chiefs like he did to the Jets
Is it time to crown him!?
>>63989469
Small sample size.
>hightower and collins set to play on sunday
>>63990121
>achieves .500
>hailed as the savior of the Raiders
lel
>>63989906
Only if he's willing to accept a huge pay cut. If so, then yes, someone will at least bring him to OTAs.
>>63990158
>Iggles
>>63990158
>>63982625
This is absolutely fucking correct. I would shit myself if the league had the balls to mandate this.
Hello?
test
do my posts show up? kinda new to this website
>>63982625
this will never happen because jewdell loves all the attention and discussion these weekly controversies create. they don't give a fuck about the "quality of the game", only what generates more revenue.
If your team's QB wasn't on local TV discussing football as a kid then your QB is shit. Pic related: the young GOAT
>>63990225
You have to sign up for a premium 4chan account before you can post, big guy.
Reporting you to the mods right now, and saged.
>>63990312
How can he be the GOAT when his older brother was better?
>>63987059
Yeah that is what i am afraid of.
Would be a suicide move for an already failing team desu
>>63988979
>Seahawks #12
>>63983911
That pic
>>63990312
He's not an originator
He's only copying the true GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpHYkmP7Hk8
>>63988979
>Seahawks annihilate the best offense of all time
>not #2, minimum
>>63988979
>1991 Saints
>tfw i will never Witness Saints D be that good.
>tfw i was born too late for enjoying the Dome Patrol years
>tfw i was born early enough to see Brees lift the shiny football on a stand
>tfw i will never see Brees play live
Mixed feelings today guys.
>>63990372
yeah it's a stretch having them on the list
>>63988699
Brees is a Jimmy Graham babby
Who would win in a fight, me or that faggot Bobby Hill on steroids Jordie Nelson? I particularly hate Jordie because packers fans unironically said Jordie is better than Dez, and I'm a cowboys fan. I think I'm bigger and more shredded than him, plus...I don't tear my acls lol
>>63990408
It took a moment to dawn on me that this was being facetious, because on the surface it seemed a perfectly fair and obvious statement
>>63990372
Including playoffs:
-allowed fewest points/game of any team since 2006
-12th fewest points/game of any team since 1995
They are as good as you can hope for in this new passbabby era we're in. Some of those historically great defenses wouldn't look so great getting Moss'd and/or DPI'd up and down the field in this era. So far the Seahawks are the only ones to've built a defense capable of handling everything offenses are allowed to throw at them in this day and age.
>>63990427
nice female hips faggot
>>63990501
That's what happens when you lift big boy weights, it's called an adonis belt, if you can't hack it with the big dawgs get out of the gym
>>63990401
>Seahawks annihilate the best offense of all time
They beat the '98 Vikings or the GSOT Rams?
That Broncos team was old, slow, and injured. They limped into that owl through a paper-thin AFC field.
>>63990372
>2015
>still refusing to give the seahawks any credit because they have a tranny somewhere in their fanbase
>>63990427
You look like a tranny pham
>>63990427
You're bigger than me but I'm more shredded, I crank out 2500 sit ups a day
>>63990406
Croatianigga, if you ever make it to South Louisiana you gotta let me buy you a beer.
>>63990419
Nigga, he won an owl AND had (at the time) the 2nd best season of any QB in history without Jimmy Graham.
>>63982561
This comment right here to be honest family
>>63990598
Actually, he doesn't have an owl, he has a tainted asterisk owl because of bounty gate, all real fans don't count it as legitimate
>Devin Hester activated from IR; Leonard Hankerson shelved for season.
well, they're pretty much the same player except hester has great KR ability. i doubt he'll come right in as the #2 though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vel-DynRBhM
one man
so based
>>63990616
Roger, it's 6:45pm EST on a Friday, shouldn't you be at home with your family?
>tfw /nfl/ is dead because it's a Friday night and people are actually out in the real world doing stuff
>>63990726
>believing this
They're just playing D&D or chess with their buddies, they'll still be lurking and monitoring periodically. The few normies here are the dumbest posters, they aren't missed.
>>63985131
>bears at 10
kek
>>63990755
Have fun with your Friday night autistic meme circle jerk
>>63985210
Only Bert could tell a story about drowning a deer and have a room full of people laughing.
>>63990809
thanks, i will
>>63982334
the fire rishesh
>>63990809
Thanks, you too!
>>63989597
>ODB and prime Cruz will never be on the field at the same time
>>63988538
He's a bungle fan, what do expect
>>63991040
>>63988538
>country
>post 1990
If it's not outlaw its shit m8s
It's every bit as bad as mainstream hip hop
>Tom Brady has a league-high 343 passing yards negated due to penalties, 57% more than #2, Palmer (218 yards)
>Rob Gronkowski has 5 OPI penalties, the same number as the #2 team with most OPI calls, Washington (Patriots have 9)
>Even if Gronkowski had 0 OPI calls, the Patriots would still be tied for 2nd in the league with 4 OPI calls
Why is the NFL trying to ruin Tom Brady's MVP season, spee?
>>63990807
49ers are at 21 so its not all that intuitive
>>63991120
Because Sean ded
>mfw he was the protector of Brady and the Pats
What determines who your team is? I have no allegiance to my birth state, in fact I actually hate it, and I have lived all over the country for pretty much equal amounts of time in each state.
>>63991026
Those guys are in California, I'm an authentic original Texas cowboys fan where we're all white
>>63991026
Honestly the sign could have said NO ERA PENAL and the image would still have made perfect sense
>>63991120
MVPs don't choke against a second-string QB
>>63991223
>texas
>white
el oh el
>>63991213
What's your birth state?
>>63991076
That's simply not true. Toby Keith and Alan Jackson have made some good music since 1990.
>>63991243
More white than your state faggot
>>63991278
verifiably and completely not true
>>63991278
>Texan Chicanos this assblasted
>>63991249
Commiefornia
>>63991211
If you took ALL of the /sp/ Patriot fans they would have been fans of the team collectively for 7 years
>>63991278
You realize that texas is one of the most beaner-filled states out there right? In a list of the whitest states, you guys would be lucky to not be bottom 5.
>>63991300
but if you spread that time to just patriot gamedays they'd all be lifelong fans :DDDDDD
>>63991243
It is, that's why its republican
>>63991278
Top kek, no state is whiter than Colorado.
>>63991302
That just makes you look bad, if you live in a mostly white state , a state that's like 80% white and you're a liberal state then you're a kek.
Mexican conservatives>white liberals
>>63991341
This
Wytebois getting BTFO
>>63991335
Fucking lol
Shit state anymore
Nothing but degenerate 17 year olds addicted to pot
>>63991335
Reminder that legalized weed has made the homeless population in Colorado boom and its a shit hole
>>63991335
Except, you know, Colorado's not even top 10.
>>63991355
>homeless people
>smoking weed with any regularity
You don't know much about homelessness, do you?
>>63991356
Dude, there are no niggers here. Take my word for it.
>>63991369
>homelessness = literally $0.00
>>63991395
Why would I do that when I can just look up which states have the whitest population?
>In all, 10 states are more than 90 percent white, including the three northern New England states, West Virginia, Iowa, Wyoming, Idaho, Montana, Kentucky and North Dakota.
>>63991409
>couch-surfers = homeless population
>your team
>their record
>your ethnicity
>description of ideal mate
>>63991412
I'd advise whoever conducted that demographic to check their work. I haven't seen a nigger in a full day here.
I hate him. I hate EVERYTHING about him. I hate his meme face, I hate his meme wife, I hate his meme kids, I hate his meme career, I hate his meme life, I hate his meme expressions, I hate his meme play style, and most of all I hate his meme-as-fuck attitude about everything. Literally every move he makes is riddled with memes. You could hook up a house and suck the memes right off this asshole and power r/Memes for AT LEAST a solid decade with some left over the next few months. He has done more harm to football than any other meme athlete to date like Brett Favre, or Michael Vick. He just bumbles onto the field, with his stupid fucking grin, opening his mouth with the audience on the edge of their morbidly obese seats shoveling popcorn from the pop corn trough into theirs maws, as he slyly whispers into the boom microphone "Meme" and the audience erupts into riotous laughter because they think they get what this pandering fuck who has no idea the history or culture of football is actually relating to them. so yes, please, by all means, tell me I am "le salty meme" meme because you know what? Unlike this meme fuckhead I DID study sports since I was a small boy and I KNOW that progressing through your reads and having poise in the pocket makes for a superior QB. So yes, I am upset that you one-track-mind knuckle dragging fast food eating primates are just in love with your meme king. You two deserve each other
also, I dont want to continue this post any longer than I have to but I browse /fit/ regularly and I lift and eat right and don't have to take steroids (unlike some meme athletes cough cough) and if meme lord came up to my face in real life and tried to pull the meme covered wool over my eyes I would hit him so hard he would be spitting up his teeth for the rest of life. That's what happens when you work hard for something instead of skipping steps and cutting corners by taking steroids and not earning your keep in your career.
>>63991430
>your team
Broncos
>their record
9-2
>your ethnicity
White
>description of ideal mate
Female, white, short, virgin, somewhat religious, nice ass, really feminine. I don't know why I like girls who act like really stereotypical girls, but I do.
>>63991430
Eagles
Who cares
Mexican
Anyone with a dick
>>63991430
Eagles
4-7
Native American / Caucasian
Tall, thin, white, redheaded female. Common tastes preferred but not required. Must be open polticially/religiously and 420 friendly
>>63991430
puckers
8-4
white
my 2d wife
>>63991452
>haven't seen a nigger in a full day
lel
lived in vermont for 25 years and could count the number i've seen here on one hand
>>63991452
>I haven't seen a nigger in a full day here.
How very scientific of you.
Bet you've seen half of Mexico's citizens though.
>>63991369
I've seen the videos, homeless people beg for money all day so they can buy weed and booze, Google the homelessness, countless articles about how the homeless are flocking
>>63991606
I don't remember the last time I've seen any Mexicans. Here it is all white people, some black people, and some Asian people. Can't really complain since most of everyone keeps to themselves.
>tfw living in a wildly segregated city
The small amount of niggers shoot themselves up in niggertown
And the Mexicans all stay in little mexico
It's the Indians though because their dads are doctors and engineers who live out with the whites
>>63991481
Reminder this is a cowboys fan pasta and cowboys posters are the best on This board
>>63991624
Vermont must be where all the white pedophiles live
>>63991430
Saints
4-7
white
>2015
>trusting the XX chromosome Jew
>>63991628
Aren't you that trip that has shitty bandwagon opinions and is mostly wrong and no one likes you?
>>63986286
Mine are bigger
>>63991618
>November 15, 2015
> HUD reported a 26 percent dip in the number of people living on the streets nationally since 2010, and a 35.7 percent decline in Colorado during the period.
>In Colorado, homeless service providers reported a total of 9,953 people were homeless, a decline of 5,529 people.
>>63991652
That could be literally any trip.
>>63991691
But more specifically him
Odds of Peyton retiring a Bronco? The Clops just tossed him to the side, surely he wouldn't still want to be a Clop.
>>63991652
That's probably me m8
I gotchu brother
>>63989554
Define a game changing penalty.
If you do, declaring penalties "game changing penalties" then becomes either excessive or the new classification of refball.
>>63991757
Assuming he meant any penalty in the last 2 minutes.
>>63991670
>Madewell is among the homeless lured to Colorado by legal marijuana who are showing up at shelters and other facilities, stressing a system that has seen an unusually high number of people needing help this summer.
>"Of the new kids we're seeing, the majority are saying they're here because of the weed. They're traveling through. It is very unfortunate," said Kendall Rames, deputy director of Urban Peak, a nonprofit that provides food, shelter and other services to young people in Denver and Colorado Springs.
>>63983150
>Darqwez
lost it
>>63991652
What shitty band wagon opinions would I have? And what all am I wrong about? Other than losing to the broncos
>>63991772
>fearmongering over facts
You were the guy from Texas, weren't you?
>>63984021
Teboq
>>63991718
pls respond, will Peypey retire a Bronco?
>>63991772
>2014
lol, get up to date.
>The Denver Post has a story this weekend claiming that marijuana is contributing to the city’s homeless problem...The headlines that have run with the story suggest a city filling up with drug addicts whose habit put them on the streets. But that isn’t really what the story is about.
>When Edward Madewell’s mother asked him to come home after five years of homelessness and drift, he...headed for Missouri. Halfway there, his mother told him he would have to give up the marijuana he uses to control seizures and switch to prescribed medicine. Madewell changed his plans and headed for Colorado.
>The story then relays anecdotes about young people who came to Colorado to look for jobs in the marijuana business and have checked into homeless shelters until they find work—or get frustrated and leave. So legal pot isn’t making people homeless so much as it might be drawing people to Denver, some of whom may already be homeless, others of whom are staying at shelters while looking for jobs. This sounds less like a link between pot and homelessness and more like what you might call the Amsterdam effect—when a vice is only legal in one place, everyone goes to that place to partake in the vice, which also means that place bears a disproportionate share of the externalities.
>But it’s far from clear that even that is happening in Colorado right now. Yes, a worker at one homeless shelter told the Post, “Of the new kids we’re seeing, the majority are saying they’re here because of the weed.”...But the director of another shelter wouldn’t confirm the idea at all: “I have no idea if the marijuana law has had an impact.”...of the three shelter directors interviewed, just one made a connection to pot. Yet that’s the headline.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2014/07/28/is-legal-pot-causing-a-surge-in-homelessness-in-denver-who-knows/
>pats fans crying about flags
>>63992117
>550x400
>>63992117
>a frame of a hand somewhere is holding
did you just not watch the game yesterday
>Aaron Hernandez was found with a shank-like weapon in his cell and has been moved to a segregated unit at Souza Baranowski Correctional Center in Massachusetts, according to multiple reports.
>>63992117
Let them hate, f a m. They have been cheating and shitting on the integrity of the game since the start of their franchise, that game was to me a summary of the Patriots' Belichick/Brady era.
>Brady getting into bitchfest with refs
>Belichick shouting when the refs don't explain something
>Brady telling other teams they should learn the rules, meanwhile bitching about the refs giving an unfair advantage because he didn't know the rules
>Brady getting cvcked at the end by Brock
>Patsfags going into damage control the second they lose and blaming the refs
>Patsfags looking for any and all possible options to belittle the win
TOP 10 QBs FOR 2057
1. DAVIS PALMER (WASHINGTON SENATORS)
2. DALLAS CARR (OAKLAND RAIDERS)
3a. RIVERS ROMO (CAROLINA PANTHERS)
3b. SURGE NEWTON (L.A. RAMS)
4. BRETT FAVRE JR. (SANTA CLARA. 49ERS)
5. TAWSHAWN PRYOR (GEORGIA BULLDOGS)
6. ROGER RODGERS (G.B PACKERS.)
7. TAMMY BRADY (N.E. PATRIOTS)
8a. FELIX RIVERS (SAN JOSE CHARGERS)
8b. VERNON TESTAVERDE (N.O. SAINTS)
9. LISA RIVERS (ARIZONA FIREBIRDS)
10. JUJUBE MANNING (PENNSYLVANIA EAGLES)
>>63992248
>LA still having a team in 2057
>>63992272
It's their 4th team in 25 years
The Raiders will draft Ezekiel Elliott and have the best young QB/WR/RB tandem in the league
>>63991630
Cowboys fans have always had the best pasta
Did you know the ABPS pasta was started by a Cowboys trip? ABPS got so mad that the Cowboys have actually been the best team since 1960 with the most points so he had to use the unedited one that used points since the league started because of how butthurt he was
>>63991430
>Broncos
>9-2
>White
>at least 5'10", long hair, being fairly alpha (not a fan of submissive girls tbqh), Christian, can handle the bants, isn't offended easily
>>63992248
Terrible.
>>63992294
They already have that with Latavious Murray.
Elliot is a massive meme who will bust hard.
>>63992446
Filtered
>tfw lacy is still probably dead until he looses 20 lbs
>>63992512
What if he tightens 20 lbs?
Someone should shop this so its Lacy
>>63992540
give me a few minutes
>>63992521
as long as he can hit the hole or gain enough momentum to break a tackle idc how he does it
>>63992540
OMEGAKEK
>>63992540
>that tit
>>63991213
Whoever the fuck you started watching when you got into football, Geographical ties are just the most common for obvious reasons.
>>63992540
fuck dreads
>>63991430
Chiefs
6-5
White
5'6"+, thick, not BBW or even close, but not bone thin, Good sense of humor, is horny as I am, can cook well, not brain dead, Is down to just listen to music and chill.
>>63991430
>Broncos
>9-2
>White
>5'8", small breasts, cute nipples, tight butt, short hair, great enthusiasm for cunnilingus
>>63982699
> tfw your team will have an owl this year
Feels good mane
>>63992418
>5'10"
Good luck bud
>>63992802
Pic not related
>>63992823
When will you learn?
>>63991430
Carolina panthers
12-0
6'6" white male
Blonde hair blue eyes girl with nice "assets" and very feminine. Loves to cuddle.
>>63992512
did i unintentionally create a meme
>>63992836
>MFW I'm 6'5"
>>63992826
Pic blood related
>>63992719
Dank ass meme right there
>>63992852
Idk, but I intentionally created that bump in her belly.
>>63992836
never
>>63992852
your entire existence is one big meme desu
>>63992855
Even if that's not bullshit, you wouldn't be here if it was doing you any good.
>>63992802
feels good mane
>>63992883
>MFW this is completely true and I'm an unathletic highschool senior who gets no bitches even though I'm 210 and decent looking.
Fuck man, I wish I actually participated in athletics beyond being a fatass who resented going to practice as a tub o' lard 3rd grader. Being tall does have its perks though, I can dunk without being relatively athletic and Its a good icebreaker for conversation. i.e.
7/10 girl "Wow anon, how tall are you!"
then I just spaghetti it and it goes nowhere.
>>63992942
Should also mention I'm skinny fat because I was about 5'10" 230 in middle school then I just anorexia'd it and lost 30 pounds by sophomore year and grew half a foot, but didn't lift. It's bad, I run a 6.1 40 and have a max bench of like 140 and squat of 250.
> offensive line in shambles
> wondering why Lacy is struggling
Not saying it's the only reason but...
>>63992855
same here nigga
im a bit of a lanklet tbqh though, been lazy with the gym
>>63992974
Yet Starks and some other bumblefuck who was signed a day ago can still get half decent yardage. Lacy has literally no excuses.
>>63993003
I'm a lanklet and skinny fat, bad mix anon. I need to start running and get a gym membership asap.
>>63993007
Lacy's play is predicated upon getting some momentum, when he's caught in the backfield he really can't do anything
Starks and Crockett are obviously shiftier and can make the first man miss
>>63992974
nice to know R Rodgers has good hands but im still not comfortable with >our receivers
Cobb and J Jones have been pretty hit or miss
>>63993026
same here senpai. i'm only 190lbs (used to be even skinnier) and most of it is skinnyfat. if the chiefs win a playoff game this year im gonna finally get /fit/
>>63993056
I vary between 200-210, and honestly probably closer to 6'4.5" but yeah, Much better than being a whale at 230 5'10" of pretty much all fat. I love working out though, but I've never really seen any big gains because I mainly worked out during summer workouts for football (Rode the bench all year long, only played 5 plays in a game we won 75-0) and not having my own car/job, I can't workout and buy food for a good diet not consisting of the shit I have to eat at home (Shit as in unhealthy)
Who /rebuildtime/ here?
>>63993108
>can't buy food for a good diet
Yes you can. Healthy food is cheap as fuck. Whole grain noodles, lean chicken, milk, vegetables (especially vegetables), rice, water. When you start making your own meals instead of getting pre-packaged dinners or fast food, you'll see how much you're saving.
>>63993108
yeah i love working out too, when I actually am not being lazy and shitposting all night. the problem I have is just losing my focus/motivation when my weekly routine gets broken for whatever reason... usually when i end up too busy or have to go out of town for a short time. my diet is trash too, but that is mostly because I don't want to spend much time preparing food. there is probably a healthy way to make food fast as well but its hard changing a lifestyle ive had for 23 years
I actually had a really sick thing going for a while back when I was NEET mode. I would watch every royals game of the year but always do some sort of lifting or stationary bike riding while watching. considering how many games there were, it helped a lot.
>>63992802
Not so fast.
Leave $cam to me
>>63993208
>>63993108
This
The problem is you'll have to drop $50 at once instead of $6 twice a day
But the real trick lies in being able to cook for one without waste
Unless you love leftovers
>>63988007
>he listens to hickstrum
all the songs these days are about
>being an alcoholic
or
>about a girl who in all likelihood is fucking a horse, because country girls are obsessed with horses.
>>63993208
I can't buy food for a good diet because I'm a broke highschool student who doesn't have a job, not because I'm busy eating at McDonalds everynight or whatever, I meant good diet as in a diet that I can bulk on and not gain so much fat that I have to cut for who knows how long because I'm a whale.
>>63993288
>not realizing that horse is coded language for "nigger"
>>63993252
kek
>>63993318
their fathers think of it as bestiality either way
>>63991430
Stoolers
6-5
White (6'4 German master race)
Under 5'7, Messy shoulder length hair, a little chub, nice ass.
>>63984021
Rothlesburger, that mofo is too straight
2 early cause fck u
>>63993706
>>63993706
>>63993706
So since the nfl doesn't play on chrostmas we need something to entertain ourselves
I'm trying to put together a playlist of his Christmas music because there is a lot of boring bad Christmas music out there
Here's where I am
Christmas in Hollis - RUN DMC
Step into Christmas - Elton John
Winter wonderland - Dolly Parton
Rocking around the Christmas tree - Brenda Lee
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer - Gene Autry
The little drummer boy - Harry Simeone H
Chorale
White Christmas - Bing Crosby
All I want for Christmas is you - Mariah Carey
Deck the hall - Nat King Cole
Feliz navidad - Jose feliciano
Here comes Santa Claus - Elvis
Here comes Santa Claus - Gene Autry
Santa Claus is coming to town - Bruce Springsteen
What're your favorite Christmas songs?
Let's see the GOAT chrismas playlist
>>63993252
based Brock
>>63992719
lel
>>63993769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
>>63984021
Phillip Rivers has a fucking village of children he created with his wife.
>>63984415
I'm not going to argue that in terms of black and white his hand was on his facemask. But it was one fucking pinky, which makes me think personally it was a bit egregious. But I will never actually know if that was faked by Rodgers or not; I've just never been sacked in full gear, I can't know. All I know this shit gets called on Green Bay while Ben gets concussed into this week and Bennett's not ejected.
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