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WEST INDIES TOUR OF AUSTRALIA
THREAD #1
West Indies 243
Cricket Australia XI 15/0 (5 ov)
Cricket Australia XI trail by 228 runs with 10 wickets remaining in the 1st innings
>making a game thread an entire WEEK early
so then, the hollyposter is the thread-counter (literal) autist
got to add that to the list
>>63959243
THIS IS WEST INDIES TOUR THREAD. i should have started this when then started playing. But this is good enough
>>63959243
>Making lists of posters on a Chinese image board
Now THAT is autistic
>/cric/ = Australians who don't realize they are autistic
>>63959338
Exactly. He's updating his "database" right now. What a loser
>>63959465
is it a confirmed mudslim attack now?
America hasnt had that many since 9/11
Just Boston I think
I'm 90% sure cricket is all an elaborate joke and nobody seriously actually watches it.
>heat
>uniform is green
>tests literally last a week long
>no cricket on anyway
nice meme you guys got here
>>63960252
oh wait it seems there is one on, where is everyone?
>>63960262
85% of the posters here are summer of cricket casuals who only watch Australia's home matches
>Dhawan 4 (23)
>>63960313
thats test cricket though, 1 run for like 6 deliveries
what's going on with the a-league lads?
>>63960340
Dhawan and Kohli are usually pretty agressive though. Vijay,Pujara and Rahane are more conservative
>>63960367
are you a curry in the US?
also do you need to have part of your foot behind the line ?
>>63960398
yes
>>63960367
no, I'm white
>tfw everyone thinks I'm an expat Indian.Thinking about adding my face to the faces of /cric/ 2bh
>>63960444
Checked lad
>>63960477
check yourself, lad
>>63960262
India and South Africa are 3rd world countries which don't have a presence on 4chins
If you want to post about cricket with Indians go to facebook and cricinfo
>>63960430
This is why you are an enormous cockmuncher;
>Be born in America
>Struggle to make friends
>As such, you never get accepted into social groups within baseball, basketball or football, the traditional American sports
>You think "hey I know, I'll be obscure!", and you follow soccer into (where I assume you still are) your teenage years
>You look for a team to follow
>"Can't follow anyone in the MLS or in the EPL, because that's too mainstream for me!"
>"I know, I'll pick a slightly less mainstream, but still semi-well known club from France to follow, so I don't seem like a bandwagoner (for say, picking Barcelona or Man Utd), and don't seem like a pretentious faggot (for say, picking a more obscure team from France or somewhere else in Europe).
>It isn't enough to just follow this team on your own, you have to make sure that everyone possible knows you follow this team, so you trip up on /sp/ with a trip dedicated SOLELY to posting obvious PSG delusion mixed in with extremely general statements which show you actually know very little about the club itself
>Use "we" in every post, claiming you have some sort of connection to the club, which you fucking don't
You're an American outcast who chose PSG as your club to follow so you could garner attention for being an "unusual" American who isn't a bangwagoner nor a hipster. In the end you've made yourself look like something much worse.
>>63960575
autism 2bh
>>63960600
hook line and sinker 2bh
freshcunt teenagers need to FUCK OFF
>>63960600
EXPOSED
>>63960611
>mls
>mainstream
not even good pasta lad
>>63960575
>You're an American outcast who chose PSG as your club
huh?
Look m8 I'm a white guy that loves cricket for it's comfiness. You should be pandering to me so your sport can grow
statscunt on pooicide watch
>>63960630
see >>63960611
and >>63960619
Reminder that all Australians on /sp/ are scrawny little teenagers.
who /warriors/ here?
i am of course referring to the basketball team and not the shitty nrl team that never achieves anything
>>63960667
>leladova is his countries best player
>>63960656
this 2bh, seems as though America took all the alpha genetics while the Islanders took the beat genetics
>>63960630
You being white explains so much.
You're a literal loser with very few or no friends, who was bullied through school and was considered an outcast. Because of this you could never really participate in sports, even if you possibly wanted to, because said people who bullied you were normies who played those sports.
As you got older, you wanted to follow sports, but choosing to follow something like (American) football, basketball or baseball wasn't an option because it would just bring back memories of your sad childhood.
This is why you chose to follow cricket. When discussing the sport on places like here, there is no chance whatsoever that you will ever bump into those people who bullied you as a kid. This is why you refer to it as being "comfy".
The fact you also admit to being a fan of e-""""""""sports""""""""" also greatly supports this theory, as LITERALLY only genuine losers follow such things.
>>63960685
no, Delly is just the current hot meme
Patty Mills for example was our "best player" when the Spurs won against the Heat in 2014
>>63960691
>esports
>not a sport
I bet you think Australia is a powerful country as well
>>63960691
goose dropping elite truthbombs
>>63960691
that's rude goose
what do you think it smells like in those stands?
>>63960710
Notice how I was able to accurately pick you out from the other couple of Americans in /cric/ as being the autistic e-""""sports"""" fan?
This says it all really.
>>63960710
im going to give you the benefit of the doubt and file this post as bait
>>63960731
>implying by posting that you didn't just BTFO yourself
Tell me what Australia is like after my nuke hits them, oh wait no change you say?
>>63960722
Smells like a "literal" shithouse
>>63960745
It really isn't.
Last week he made some genuine teenage-tier comment about some of his hero e-""""sports"""" players who he met in a game of Halo 5.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WQBqP7KdbT
>>63960722
Ya mums pussy.
>>63960767
kek'd 2bh
>>63960747
Literally the only white Americans who follow cricket above a casual level are ultra-hipsters or absolute, unequivocal, total losers.
This is just a fact. Choose your side.
>Using FourChan over the age of twenty
>>63960766
>still crying about that
>being a literal """"""""teenager"""""""
how does virginity feel?
GOOSE
O
O
S
E
>>63960798
>>63960711
>>63960718
is Zerogoose related to Redditgoose?
Watching man vs food lads
Thinking of buying a whole kfc bucket and eating it in one go tbH
>>63960793
>>63960766
I'm sorry are you going to respond back to me or are you just going to let me take over your general and steal your place as top shitposter?
>>63960793
This is simply just taking the insults I used against you, and throwing them back at me in fervent damage control.
YOU unironically follow cricket as a white American.
YOU unironically follow e-""""sports"""" and consider them legitimate sports.
These are undisputed facts about you. This doesn't include other loser mannerisms/characteristics we don't know about you. At the end of the day, you know nothing about me other than the fact I find you disgusting. I already KNOW for a fact you're a loser, through information you've given up willingly.
Kill yourself.
>>63960825
kfc is so disgusting and overrated
i tried it again recently and it wasn't what i remembered, prompting me to realise that the only people who like kfc are kids and nostalgiatards who loved kfc when they were kids
>>63960837
>calling someone else on 4chan a loser
kek
KEK
kidnap your sister you autistic sperglord
Zeroredditaznkrazygoose on fucking fire today
>>63960829
>this amerifat thinks he can be the top shitposter
pls.
"is chris gayles elite"
>>63960837
>didn't answer my question
>your literal face when
any other suitors?
WWTL?
>>63960863
Pulling out the >LE SHIDPOSDING XDXD card is just another form of damage control.
He's said himself he comes here for the "comfiness" and to receive easy upboats and (You)s for having a different flag.
He doesn't shitpost in /cric/.
>>63960841
retarded newcunt fresh off the boat from reddit and facebook detected
>>63960867
i like what you're doing la', here's a (You) to keep you going
>>63960881
The thing to remember about the bogan is that their allegiance is not to any particular sport, but to the nation of Australia.
It is for this reason that the Australian bogan gravitates so strongly to the three tent-pole sports of boganism - Cricket, Rugby League and AFL. The bogan gravitates to these sports not because he enjoys, or even understands them. The bogan cares only that Australia is the best, thereby validating the bogan. And where else can the bogan assert that Australia is best, other than on the sporting field, where there is a clear winner and loser.
It is for this reason that the bogan will sometimes be seen supporting the wallabies - albeit often furrowing his brow in a vain attempt to understand the sport of rugby. They can't understand how an Australian team might not be the best in a sport, but they will support the team when the team appears to be on the cusp of establishing themselves as the best in the world, only to promptly decry the sport, and not the team, in the event that Australia should lose. A failure of the national side is a failure of the bogan himself, and the distancing of one's self worth from the worth of the national sporting team would require a degree of metacognition that the bogan is simply not capable of.
So the rest of Australia will continue to humour the bogan, as without them our shipping, construction and minerals industries would grind to a halt. And the television networks will continue to play AFL, rugby league and cricket in order to pacify these puzzling creatures. And every now and again on a humid summer breeze you will hear their cries of ">muh state of origin" and ">muh Warney" and you will know that the Australian economy is in safe hands, at least for the immediate future.
>>63960867
You mean like when you skipped addressing the ENTIRE post here >>63960691
And then decided only to reply to the comment about e-"""""sports"""""?
Face it you're in damage control and you are absolutely seething right now, no matter how hard you try to disguise it.
Is the age of the BSA finally over?
Thank god.
>>63960867
This is why you are an enormous cockmuncher;
>Be born in America
>Struggle to make friends
>As such, you never get accepted into social groups within baseball, basketball or football, the traditional American sports
>You think "hey I know, I'll be obscure!", and you follow soccer into (where I assume you still are) your teenage years
>You look for a team to follow
>"Can't follow anyone in the MLS or in the EPL, because that's too mainstream for me!"
>"I know, I'll pick a slightly less mainstream, but still semi-well known club from France to follow, so I don't seem like a bandwagoner (for say, picking Barcelona or Man Utd), and don't seem like a pretentious faggot (for say, picking a more obscure team from France or somewhere else in Europe).
>It isn't enough to just follow this team on your own, you have to make sure that everyone possible knows you follow this team, so you trip up on /sp/ with a trip dedicated SOLELY to posting obvious PSG delusion mixed in with extremely general statements which show you actually know very little about the club itself
>Use "we" in every post, claiming you have some sort of connection to the club, which you fucking don't
You're an American outcast who chose PSG as your club to follow so you could garner attention for being an "unusual" American who isn't a bangwagoner nor a hipster. In the end you've made yourself look like something much worse.
statscunt on pooicide watch
>the thread
>>63960896
>>63960904
>>63960918
the age of BSA will never be over, you guys thought you were so fucking clever trying to banter with me, little did you stupid fucking bogans know that my ire will be felt on this general for long after you're gone. Keep laughing while those dingos eat your babies and your women open their legs for abo dick
you think this will ever be over? I can't wait for the day you're relaxing casually thinking you won't have to uphold your reputation until you get 5 >yous from me calling you out for the fat fuck teenager you are
anything else you want to say to me before I get on my chartered flight over there to punch you in the face and impregnate your mom?
>>63960904
maybe this is the start of a /cric/ renaissance
>>63960942
based fucking ESM (e-sports man)
>>63960942
>mom
triggered
>>63960942
This is fucking hilarious.
You admitted YOURSELF previously in THIS THREAD that you come here for the "comfiness".
You have NEVER made even a semi-aggressive or provocative (shit)post in a /cric/ thread that wasn't made in direct reply to someone giving you shit.
You then tried to portray yourself as a >LE SHITPOSTING MASTER XD in one of your recent damage control posts, and got comprehensively called out for your lie, and now you think that with some half-assed and VERY poor attempt at a "shitposting rampage", you will make people believe you are some master ruseman and elite shitposter.
You are such a failure. Kill yourself.
be gentle goose
e-sports man on poorious poopetually pooper pertubed and pooicide watch
>>63960970
whats wrong with liking a sport you didn't grow up with?
I like American gridiron a shitload more than I do Rugby League and I grew up in Sydney and was force-fed that filth for years.
I'm not an avid American Football fan by any means because I can't really get behind any American corporate franchise but I enjoy the sport far more than I do NRL which I just find boring as fuck.
I simply enjoy the sport more on its merits, its got nothing to do with me trying to be le edgy or seek approval from BSA's (I've literally never talked about NFL with anyone except when I was on exchange in America)
this thread reminds me of western sydney
>>63961001
nice
based ESM gives no fucks (figurative fucks that is, he gives plenty of literal fucks)
ITT: Social rejects
>>63961027
Way to project yourself as a social reject dickhead
>>63961039
hello Saxon
Just got back from haka training lads
Now it's time for 2 hours of meditation and prayer at my Richie Mccaw shrine
>>63961001
Hahah, how predictable. Yet another LE U MAD BRAH XDXD
WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LEAVE MY MUMMY ALONE - (You)
Stay mad that you're a loser with no friends.
Stay mad that you're casual as fuck.
Stay mad that your'e new as fuck.
Stay mad that you're exposed as fuck.
And stay mad that you have to hang out with your MUM because you are LITERALLY a pathetic loser who is going nowhere.
>>63961047
Thanks for the (you) lad
That's why India is gonna wreck u cunts in the T20 world cup
>>63961058
This man is false-flagging as me.
I did not make this post.
The fact you replied to my post with a teenage-tier Idiocracy cap, not 10 minutes after you accused me of ignoring part of your post, shows that you've given up and admitted defeat, therefore I didn't feel the need to continue the debate.
>>63961062
the only team that has a chance of beating >us in meme20 is West India
>MS DOS is finished
>their bowlers are crap as usual
>Shitdia are completely dependent on Memeli
>>63961083
Kohli is unironically a better batsman than anyone on australia tho
>>63961083
Seething summer of cricket casual detected.
Meme20 is such a coin toss, as shown by tournament winners in the past.
>leave the T20 world cup to us
>>63961056
good work m8.
going to a haka appreciation and cultural sensitivity seminar on the weekend. pretty pumped.
>>63961096
>leave Paris to us
It's December friends
Should we make a shortlist for /cric/ meme of the year?
>>63961117
Will Smith's gotta be number 1
>>63961117
Pooicide wins by a mile
Technically started in /nrl/ but /cric/ represents au/sp/ as a whole
>>63961117
WOWP forums
>>63961126
/rug/ meme isn't it?
How was daniel doxxed and had so much of his private life exposed?
>>63961076
Yawn.
Try to come up with something that ISN'T imitating me next time.
>LE I'M LAUGHING IT UP OVER HERE XDXD I'M NOT EVEN MAD BRAH XDXD
You LITERALLY have to make shit up in a failed attempt to rile anyone up.
The fact that what I say about YOU is TRUE, is GENUINELY eating away at you.
You KNOW you have no friends and have to hang out with mummy.
You KNOW you are literally furious and there is nothing you can do about it.
You KNOW you are a pathetic manlet twig who walks for "exercise".
You KNOW you are a poorfag loser who can't even afford public fucking transport (kek) so you pretend to like walking.
You KNOW you will never matter to anyone, anywhere.
The fact that I know these things is irrelevant.
The fact that YOU know these things and can do nothing about it means you will ALWAYS be the loser.
kek
>>63961136
exposed by fellow NZ /cric/ shiteater, statsautist
>>63961136
He did it to himself and he leaks his latest posts here. He is pathetic.
>>63961117
Punter meme
>>63961142
based BSA (big strong Australian)
>>63961117
jugger
statscunt on suicide watch
>>63961173
almost no point if it isn't t20
You are now aware that the Will Smith meme was literally pioneered by a BSA
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/56933536/#q56943808
>>63961165
>>63961132
Most underrated memes of the year, for sure
>>63961314
Don't ever forget that >I
pioneered the double post bait
>>63961388
You get all the (You)s you deserve.
You don't deserve to get (You)s simply for being a unique American snowflake.
>>63961388
here, have one
This is a very boring thread. I thought Australians were more creative than this...
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/947805.html?CMP=chrome
toss on pooicide watch
>>63959160
Is that Richard Pontings Daughter, Daisy Ponting?
Is Mitchell Starc related to Tony Stark?
>>63961658
No but i fucked ur mom
I'm not sure if Piedt has a really good arm ball or if he is just rubbish and only turns the ball half the time he tries
Execute all muslims.
tfw no aussie gf
>>63961694
underrated
>>63961717
overrated
>>63961114
MVP
who is the Stephen Curry of cricket?
>>63961860
Hashim Amla
baka
desu
senpai
kek
should have committed pooicide in high school 2bh, then at least some people would notice i was gone
Just done a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
>>63961990
that you mackay bro?
Just did a big poo in a public toilet lads and didn't flush
Wicket looks pretty good tbqh. A lot better than Nagput and looks like it could actually last at least 4 days.
>>63961658
Yes
>>63962043
no I could never bring myself to hire a prostitute
>>63962063
how was hong kong?
>>63962069
but you could bring yourself to commit pooicide? well atleast you have standards
>>63962080
not out of moral superiority but i know i couldn't handle the interaction
>>63962080
Hong Kong was amazing, I got a lot of Tinder matches and explored new places. The running wasn't too great though, it was too cold for me.
>>63962086
I'll turd on your face no problem m9
Holly or Ellyse lads?
Will Smith score a century?
>>63962155
Check'd
>>63962155
Will Smith is a VP Real Estate, Construction and Administration at Holt Renfrew m8
>>63962130
Daisy Ponting on the left bro.
Will Warner and Smith finish 2015 as the leading run scorers for tests?
>>63962130
Rose, Chelsea or Sally lads?
>>63962194
Williamson is better than both of them imo.
>>63962194
With 2 tests remaining, there's no doubt tbqh, although I wouldn't be upset if Cook stayed on top.
Seems like a genuinely nice guy and it's good to see him turn it around after people wanted him dumped 18 months ago.
>>63962200
>Kucktorian """"""women""""""
reminder to not reply to the Malaysian flag
reminder it is autistic memespouter using a proxy
what's been happening in the a-league la's?
I hear the fans are at war with the administration over something
>>63962242
I can prove to you I'm legit if you want. Timestamp with the view out of the window?
>>63962259
i think the jist of it is the press is anti-active supporter groups and the groups are pissed off at the ffa for not standing up for them
>>63962264
please
always wanted to see the decrepit shithole that his CollapsedChurch in 2015
Cricket Australia should send Holly and Ellyse to the West Indies squad as a welcoming gift.
>>>/v/318735336
>>>/v/318735336
>>63962338
I hope Daniel acknowledges my love for him now.
>>63962338
GOATistic Elitespouter is taking his ruse so far that he actually took a flight to Malaysia for this post.
Absolute madman
>>63962338
Is that like a 40 lane toll road?
What the fuck is that all about?
>>63962355
National highway mate. Goes to Singapore and Thailand.
>>63962354
>being this autistic.
>>63961314
Those are both two of the worst memes of the WC Tbh, forced only by memespouting morons
statscunt on suicide watch
>>63962378
>high school finishes
>suddenly you show up after being MIA for months, spouting your memes as always
like pottery
>>63962387
And you explode with impotent rage as always
Like ceramics
>>63962387
he is poorious that you shitted up his precious /rwc/
>>>/v/318734936
>>>/v/318734936
I'm so glad I pioneered this meme
Pandering video game nerds losing their mind
>check out the /v/ thread linked earlier
>there are literally poo peelanders ITT
>they are unironically gloating like madmen about the rugby world championship as if anyone anywhere cares
You cannot make this shit up.
>>63962410
>LE I AM LE PIE OH NEAR XDD :D XD
kys yourself
>>63962411
The best part about it, is that he LITERALLY referred to it as "THE world cup".
That is how deluded and obsessed with thugby yawngue they are, it's not the Rugby World Cup, it is THE world cup.
Never mind there have been at least 2 other World Cups this year featuring Australia vs NZ finals where Australia won, they didn't win "THE world cup".
>>63962416
>>63962411
which thread are you talking about?
statscunt on suicide watch
>>63962432
Get a load of this newcunt casual.
LE FUGG LE ROADS XDXD
>>63962432
The daily thread on /v/ where video game nerds get baited with /cric/ memes.
What should I study at University?
>>63962455
Womens Studies if you want to make money
>>63962462
How will that lead to making money?
>>63962455
Early Childhood Studies because you are pervert old man
>>63962364
You say that like 40 lanes is normal. Is it the only road in the country?
>>63962473
Is this seriously what New Zealand posting has come to...
We're in /mu/ lads
>>>/mu/60773801
>>>/mu/60773801
>>63962466
1. Claim rape/triggered/PTSD by patriarchy
2. sue for $$$
3. Repeat
>>63962466
Because "equality" is the only thing that matters
>>63962484
No we're not
>>63962489
He's a literal newfriend who mains /v/.
He's not worth it. It's like arguing with a 16 year old loner (which he actually is).
>>63962482
The highway itself has 6-8 lanes but the toll has 18 lanes because of all the traffic. Malaysia's a lot better than Indonesia and a few other surrounding countries, we've got plenty of roads here.
>>63962507
Asian traffic is just madness. How is the train/subway system there?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/hundreds-of-cars-caught-up-in-beijing-traffic-during-golden-week-a6685961.html
alright lads, I've compiled a list of the current Australian """poosonalities""" of /cric/
>Gatebro
A beta who became famous for being kucked by a gate, Gatebro is obsessed with Worst Australia's domestic cricketers and unironically believes Voges to be the best middle order batsman in the world and a better spinner than Nathan Lyon. He can be found shilling for the inclusion of Bancroft, Coulter-Nile or the Marshs in the Australian team
>Poodam
Poodam is a babyfaced expat from England who worships /mu/core trash like Sonic Youth and is a devoted fan of Essendope. Poodam was born into wealth and attended a posh all-boys school in Perth where he learnt to love cock and is behind all anti-working class posts and all attempts to shill "based Tone" on /cric/
>Saxon
Saxon is an underages /pol/tard with few friends who is such a fan of the "epic and funny 4chan culture" that he shares it all over his normiebook. He is credited with pioneering the "execute all Muslims" meme and will wittily refer to any Indian poster as "pajeet" and tell them to poo in the loo
>Redditgoose
Rose to fame during the Ashes with his obsession with Hazlewood and irrational hatred of the banana under the moniker "NotGoose". He was later exposed as the redditor KrazyKrejza by his fellow redditor Statsautist and can be found Mattposting about the potential shown by Hazleshit and Worst Marsh on /cric/ and r/cricket/
>Reality Check
A Kucktorian NEET who spends his Centrelink check funding a Malaysian proxy to add """validity""" to his fictional life as a multi-million satanist who works in advertising
>Thread Counter
A summer of cricket casual who only appears when Australia are playing. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia and cannot handle not being the OP of each /cric/ thread. If his precious thread counter is disrupted, he is known to spam the current thread with gore, while talking to himself in another, ""comfier"" thread in a desperate attempt to make people migrate over to him
>Getting bowled out by a bunch of ten year olds
How shit is the West Tendies anyway?
>>63962531
>6 poosonalites
>6
kek, nice "community"
>>63962501
How old are you?
>>63962531
How many of these exist solely inside your own head?
>>63962530
I think the public transport isn't too bad but most people use cars and taxis anyways. Traffic isn't too bad throughout the week but it's hell on Friday evenings. Are you watching the match?
>>63962531
>Reality Check
>Malaysian
>>63962543
And yet here you, 23 years of age and spending the best years of your life arguing with underage retards online.
How does that make you feel?
>>63962484
>that one guy who took it seriously and agreed
>these people are real
Fucking hell /mu/
kyle abbott looks like an accountant who took his wifes last name
>>63962547
Is this what a /v/ """"raid"""" consists of these days?
>>63962544
yeah, looking good for SA but would still love Steyn back ASAP
>>63962553
Is Kyle Abbot related to Tony Abbot?
>>63962547
nawwwww, did I trigger you, kid?
>>63962558
Yeah, no Philander and no Steyn in the England series would be devastating. Also, De Kock needs to be playing rather than Dane Vilas imo.
>>63962583
omg she's literally perfect
>>63962531
>aufailians being so buttmad that there are LITERALLY more Big Strong New Zealand /cric/ celebrities right now that they invent some literally whos out of thin air
Your days are over, white stars. Goose is dead, convict's in jail, walkcunt has left. The time of the red stars has come. Don't try and hold onto your fading relevance too hard.
Did that Ancestry faggot ever find the history of the last name Peeland? Also how much first class experience does this CA outfit have or are they literally a bunch of Under 11's?
>>63962590
>Goose is dead
he's not
his presence is the only thing keeping >us alive
>>63962598
Half the team are making their first-class debut.
They are literally whos of the highest order.
Windies are royally fucked.
>piedt
haha, time for pied
>>63962605
>so many literally whos that they don't even know who took the catch
You can't make this shit up
>NZ's best ever rugby player
>dies from pooicide at age 40
>Australia's best ever cricket player
>dies in his home surrounded by family at age 92
PP on peepooicide watch
>>63962621
but Shane Warne isn't dead yet
>>63962621
Steve Smith died?
Why the fuck is Shittle still in the team?
>>63962621
Phil Hughes died?
>>63962629
>>>/facebook/
Holly and Ellyse vs West Indies BBC when?
How long until this thread gets deleted or /trashed/?
>>63962645
Till you come out as a faggot which is NOW
>>63962652
>2015
>being homophobic
What's it like being in the wrong side of history?
>>63962671
>LE BASTION OF MORALITY
Your so cool...
>>63962652
>>63962671
need a rope lad?
>>63962684
Terrible memery won't save your backwards, bigoted and frankly disgusting kind from disappearing.
I'm glad people like you have trouble interacting with women so you can't reproduce.
>>63962621
SBW died?
>>63962695
Iv'e been in various mental wards for attempted suicide. Whats your fucking deal?
>>63962707
literally pooicidal
>Dane Piedt
Literally who?
>>63962707
literally pooicidal
is there a game on?
poorpetually poorturbed
where is based joshy when you need him
>>63962726
India are playing South Africa RIGHT NOW
>>63962726
India vs SA. Pitch isn't too bad either.
Just did a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
>>63962734
meh, i'd rather keep watching k-on t.b.h F@M.
>last exam tomorrow
>check score
REEEEEEEEEE kohli you faggot, get your shit together
>>63962707
serious question, wouldn't being in mental ward make you more crazy? Bunching people with mental issues together doesnt seem like good recipe for recovery.
>>63962726
First day of Ind vs. SA, Ind 1st innings 178/6
Does Josh Reynolds still post here?
>>63962754
all the people in the mental wards are fucking idiots. Im out and they are still in
Rate my dinner
>>63962601
>le not using capitals to make it seem like it's not me xdxd
>>63962737
>Pitch isn't too bad either.
it's not unplayable like Memepur but it's still difficult as fuck to bat on
Piedt (literal poo) was turning it square and the bounce is variable on day one. That is the definition of a bad pitch.
SA will fall apart against Indias spinners unless AB does it all by himself
>>63962772
trip on convict
>>63962619
Mate that's the Windies who bowled.
>>63962773
It's good for an Indian pitch tbf
>>63962767
>not farmer's union
>>63962767
>ICE break
>real ICE
Do you think our women's side could beat the Tendies?
>>63962807
He's pretty cool tbqhwyf
>>63962767
Make a bong those bottles are perfect for it
>>63962811
>Holly and Ellyse will never be surrounded by West Indian BBC
Why live
>>63962815
That's half the reason why I buy them
>half the windies are playing in the based bash instead of the test series
Going to be such a fucking shit series lads. On the inevitable road that the games are going to be played on, their bowlers aren't going to be able to bowl Australia out, while their """batsmen""" are going to be eaten alive by the Hazlewood and Siddle abattoir
Could be losing my job lads
>>63962838
>Shittle
Won't take a single wicket this series
Got a email from Bunnings today
>>63962833
They are fucking rough on the lungs though the little bastards.
>>63962853
you want a fucking medal?
Any of you want to join me in Star Wars Battlefront?
>>63962864
Funny you should mention that because the email was about me being employee of the month
>>63962849
Siddle WILL pick up four wickets per game MINIMUM
>>63962876
Will be lucky to get a tail enders wicket and thats IF he even plays, the recent test probably tired him out after bowling those 120kmh pies
What's the best wicket you've ever taken, lads?
>>63962932
>one kid in primary school used to give me shit every day for years
>play against his team one weekend
>bowl an over to him
>manage to get the ball to drift down leg and spin back to bowl him between bat and pad first ball
>he goes fucking psycho and starts swearing at me
>gets banned from playing for the rest of the season
:^)
>>63962932
Took a hat trick and got four wickets in the final over to win by 2 runs senpai.
>>63962844
Dont worry lad, a handsome and intelligent kiwi will be along shortly to replace you
>>63962773
Piedt doesn't seem too bad tbqh. Morkel and Abbot are bowling decent as well. As for the spin part, I think the Saffas are just not used to it. The pitch helps but shit batting has been the main culprit this series. Rahane's doing pretty well too and he's done shit throughout the series.
>>63962976
Can you get that Malaysian slut back on here
>>63962844
we can commit sudoku together
>>63962932
It was in the nets but I bowled the captain of Malaysia u19. In his defence, I'm so shit that he wasn't even bothering.
>>63962976
That's the story of subcontinent tours, the ball spins day one and no one knows what the fuck to do
>>63962981
Might take a while m8
>>63962976
>But muh pitches
>Meanwhile our pitch curator's brag about making it favourable for Australian bowlers and no one bats an eyelid.
Fucks me off the hypocrisy of Australian "cricket" fans.
>>63962844
>>63962984
I just graduated and got notice yesterday that I won't be getting the job that I had applied for. I did all the hard shit (iq test, psych test, interview) and then spilled my spaghetti at the assessment centre which should have been easy.
it was literally my only job prospect until next year
think a cheeky walk off the side of a cliff is in order
>>63962932
>playing high school cricket
>in the D team
>bowling to a lad in the B team in the nets
>he's having trouble with my elite leg breaks
>A team coach is walking past and goes in to show him how to play spin properly
>bowl the best ball of my life and get the coach out
>get called up into Bs the next week
>>63962932
When Siddle got his hat trick at the Gabba
>>63962976
Reminder that no century has yet been scored in this series.
>amla in charge of catching
why is it that brown people, no matter where they are from, can never field?
>>63962996
Didn't England thrash India in 2012 though?
>>63963006
Yeah, pisses me off quite a lot. This dude makes some pretty good points.
>>63963019
I'm an autist so I always pass the tests etc but fuck up at the assessment centre.
>>63963046
The job I was appying for (AFP investigative officer) was literally normie: the job
thats probably where i went wrong
I was surprised I got as far as I did cus it wasnt a grad position. There was only me and one or two other grads there. Most of the cunts were professionals in their 30's
ABdV > Kane > Rahane > Smith > Warner
best 5 in the world
desu
>>63963043
That was with based swann and elite pietersen.
>>63962954
>>63963024
Why are leggies either cunts or based?
>playing club day match at my dad's old club
>trying to bowl leg spin turning up the hill
>just bowl googlies instead
>half tracker gets pulled down the slop, certain four
>keeper starts shouting
>batsman trod on his stumps
>absolutely bamboozled him
>>63963067
Rahane's good but he's no where near those guys.
>>63963027
Rahane might score one soon.
Who would you rather see get BLACKED?
Holly or Elyse?
>>63963091
Probably Ellyse because I reckon she would love it, she just has THAT look.
>>63963090
His century @ Lords was as good an innings as any of them have played
He is better in all conditions than Stove or Warner, which is why I put him ahead of them but certainly you could easily put him behind them
>>63963043
>This dude makes some pretty good points.
i watched both games and there was a big difference
The Adelaide pitch definitely favoured the bowlers but it was mostly just shit batting because modern batsman cant into swing bowling because they are so used to roads. Also the Day/Night meme meant that they were even less familiar with the conditions.
The Memepur pitch was basically unplayable. It reminded me of Galle 2011 where Ricky fucking Ponting was bowling off-breaks that were bamboozling Jayawardena.
Jadeja really isn't very good but a pitch like Memepur makes him look unplayable because even his shit turns square on that.
Do people actually, genuinely, legitimately, unironically download youtube videos to watch later on, or on another device/player?
Literally one of the most autistic things I have ever heard.
>>63963103
Yeah that was a fucking beautiful innings
>>63963130
Nagpur was shit batting as well. The only batsman who looked like he was trying was ABdV. Most batsmen these days can't play spin these days so good spin bowling on spinning pitches is considered a criminal offence.
PETER SIDDLES GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>63963189
NOT YET HE HASN'T
>>63963189
N O T Y E T
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T
>>63963189
His grandma is dead
>>63960904
>tfw i started the BSA backlash whilst daamge controlling some other retard
>tfw the memes are cyclical and /cric/ 2017 ill be pro BSA
>>63961117
I like the one where we all pretend to be autistic
>>63962531
>tfw no one recognises my gimmicks
>>63963432
sick burn
PISTORIOUS ON FURIOUS POOICIDE WATCH
>>63963480
Did nothing wrong
>>63963571
except shoot his gf
>>63963577
Freak accident
>>63963571
Was OJ innocent?
>>63963823
no, he's black
>>63963834
Thats racist
Just done a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
>>63963157
No I download them and then watch them on my computer immediately because I hate streaming. I even download webms and videos on twitter instead of streaming them. I fucking hate streaming.
>>63963157
I do that when my internet is shaped and they won't stream properly.
Modi is taking Cairns to court over fraud for £1.5 million lads
Can Cairns even afford that? I heard this last trial bankrupted him
>>63964318
how slow is your net?
>>63964718
12 Mbps
Le match fixing face
http://thecricketlounge.com/video-pakistans-all-9-run-outs-against-england-2015/
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/672530971070042112
lmoa
>>63968788
kek Turgess is not suited to tight end just because he's big
if you wanted to scout the NRL for a TE you'd want one of the big outside backs like Semi Radradra who are actually fast and athletic and have experience catching the ball from the air
>>63969489
Semi would go better as a WR imo
>mfw Windies lose the tour match
Green Sydney are playing pink Christchurch right now lmao
Watson and Hussey are playing for Canterbury, for some reason.
>>63970493
>Watson and Hussey are playing for Canterbury
they don't want the warmup to be completely one sided
need to give Aussie G something to bowl at
Execute all muslims.
>>>/mu/60787587
Just had a bath lads.
So what are YOU doing tonight /cric/?
Don't tell me you're just gonna stay in your room and shitpost.
>>63972561
Going fishing mate.Hopefully the /trevally/ are on
>>63972609
Choice bro
>>63972801
>t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
Since when was the filter lifted senpai?
>>63972801
>desu senpai
>>63973038
>senpai
lel
>>63972561
Recording drums
>>63972801
>t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
how
desu senpai
who iggs?
>>63972801
>t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
nigga what are you doing
Do you guys think the WBBL is worth watching? Is it even televised? I seem to remember a few games last year were
>>63972801
>This post has now been deleted
s m h t b h f a m
>>63974560
if you're /progressive/ enough
>>63974560
Ask channel 10, im not sure. Might be on the second channel
>>63974560
It would be if they televised the whole thing
There's not much point if it's just a handful of games desu
>tfw /Cric/ doesn't follow SA vs India
Sure is casual in here
>>63975076
I bet you're the sort of person who reads a book for the plot and not the prose
>>63975743
Aussies are the ultimate casuals.
Who are the Boston Redsoxs of international cricket?
>>63963019
>wanting to be a cop
>>63975743
Most people here do, or at least look at the score regularly. There just isn't the casual audience to keep the threads ticking over, so people don't bother posting unless something meme happens
>>63975743
>>63975905
It's not on free TV
>>63975743
>>63975905
It hadn't started when this thread was started you fucking losers. Also /cric/ is literally run by Aussies. Don't be so delusional
Was Punter's bowling underrated? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r_YMiQJl33A
http://www.espncricinfo.com/india-v-south-africa-2015-16/content/story/948199.html
rate my lunch lads
>>63976192
I unironically rate Clarke and Waugh as bowlers, and Border was pretty decent too. Ponting can't even be considered a part timer tbqh
Did Mark Taylor ever bowl?
>>63976490
3/10
Green smoothies are shit m8
Who /chocolateorange/ here? Christmas hype tbhonest m8s.
>the West Indies haven't won a tour against anyone other than Bangladesh and Zimbabwe since Best Waugh PTFO them in 95
>>63976555
Nice trips
Taylor only got 1 wicket in test cricket
Pretty sure he was a leg spinner
What's the /gong/ of India?
>>63976741
Oxymoron
will Rahane score a century?
>>63977130
Yes.
>>63976490
2/10 healthdad detected
>>63977130
Rahane will get to 120 not out as 8-11 get bowled out and India's score will be 300+
>letting an awaybabby score a century
>Saffer cheats
Hello /cric/.
My name is Hijbadi. I am a Mooslim living in Poo Peeland. I love cricket. I bowl right arm medium outswing fast pace bowl. Career best figures 0/322. Come visit me in Pukekohe
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>show rahane wife in sunglasses
>looks qt
>look her up
>she's a fucking ogre
Why do elite sportsman that have curries literally fingering themeselves over them go for such ugly girls lads?
Why are Paki's always match fixing,
Don't they know it's haram?
>>63977675
how the fuck do you consider that qt?
>>63977418
>dat fried chicken
>>63978132
Different angle tbf
>>63978132
JUST
>Amlel
>DeShitters
>Lelgar
>DuPussy
>cum steyn
Where did it all go wrong?
I'd 26 2 b australian right now xD
>>63978132
I've seen worse desu
LGTSS
>green sydney
>left-arm orthodox spin
>bowling over the wicket for 7 overs
>switch to around the wicket for 1 ball
i m a genius
>>63979448
>Thunder XI: Hussey, Beadle, Blizzard, Copperfield, Green, Gibson, Harriott, Ley, McAndrew, Watson, White.
Lol, its the reserve players except for Twatto, Hussey and Blizzard of the wooden spoon team
>>63961132
Heh, I started that
>>63979528
Hussey is a traitor
>>63979448
>>63979528
Whats happening? Who is Green Sydney facing?
>>63961132
That one is definitely a classic
>>63961117
It's fucking hot lads
lads
>
>>63980207
>the West Indies are L I T E R A L L Y being beaten by lads who do it >for free
kek
KEK
>>63975905
This is very true. In other countries if you want to watch cricket you have to pay for it and end up getting to see other teams play too.
In Australia most cricket fans watch Australia and only Australia. Most casual cricket fans on the planet, no doubt about it.
>>63980305
what else do you expect from people that regard shitposting as a sport but not esports?
>>63980207
>The CA XI boasts 6 players on first class debut
JUST
>>63980305
>>63980472
OBSESSION
did you lads watch the handegg today?
>>63980504
"no"
>>63980504
Yeah but I didn't pay attention until the last 2 minutes of the game, what a throw am i right
>>63964157
>Gutter beside prata cart
>Fancy restaurant
>>63980504
I got a new 49ers shirt a couple of days ago desu
>>63975827
>comparing T20 cricket to literature
fucking wew lad
>>63979596
Hu$$ey
>>63979622
A shithouse NZ meme20 team as a warm up/tester for if it's worth giving >us a team
Canterbury scored 210, including Tom Latham (aka the guy with a Test SR of 40) scoring 78
>>63980587
Hayne 's number lad?
Who /gong/ here?
>>63980651
kek daniel PP are NEVER getting a team
YOU are LITERALLY delusional and poorious
Neither CA/Channel 10 gain anything from having a PP team, that's all that matters
>>63980646
I knew BSAs were autistic but holy shit
>>63980685
1. Not Daniel.
2. Never implied we are getting a team.
3. Never implied I wanted us to get a team.
You're seriously awful at this man, did you know that?
This is OBVIOUSLY a tester match for it though.
>>63980720
Too bad it's fucking shit
Better off giving PNG a team with ICC money tbqh
what's Zimbabwe's current test status lads?
>>63980720
>This is OBVIOUSLY a tester match for it though.
lol no it isnt
it's a warmup and literally nothing more. It's either warmup against some PP team or some Sydney grade side.
>>63980741
>Too bad it's fucking shit
Oh yeah man, you know that, because you're at Hagley Oval right now watching it?
Looks a decent game, the ausfailians even gave it a good crack before crumbling
>>63980687
>look i dont like the big strong american
>pls remember me /cric/
you're a literal seething """""""teenager"""""""
In fact I bet you can't even name your countries whole test squad you fucking casual
>>63980756
This.
Fucking Wollongong would get a team before a Poo Peeland poverty team
>>63980776
Can you name your country's whole test squad? Oh, that's right...
>>63980790
>summer of cricket casual detected
go back to your AFL ladfag
>>63980803
BSA bringing the heat
Fuck, I really should be working but I've been watching cricket for two hours in school.
>>63980803
>calling someone a casual when >they don't even have a national team or domestic tournament
Reminder that Don Bradman was a war dodger and statpadded against shit players because the good ones died in the war and he was the only player who took the game seriously
>>63980835
Jealous you didn't get the All Stars lad?
>>63980835
hook line and sinker :^)
thanks for the >you
now, I'm ready to watch India wreck the world
>>63980855
Not really, I won $1400 on the second game
>>63980858
>hahah I was just trolling u xD xD
typical BSA, once the heat turns up you turn tail and run. I bet you live in California
Pee wees > Autsies
Discuss
>>63980865
this desu
>>63980864
>living on the west coast
India Wins Lol
>>63980865
Quite rude pajeet, I'm not tipping the next time I get a taxi
>>63980925
What do you call the abo bottle-o?
Shell
>>63980927
jog on m8
>>63980927
>implying you're man enough to get in a car with a stranger anyway
>>63980851
I appreciate you updating this to the correct information
what pizza should i get lads?
>>63980967
dirty rotten m8
>>63980927
I'm sorry 2bh, you're probably okay for an ausissy
>>63980851
This ""meme"" makes me poorious
>tfw you will never live in europe
why bother living ;_;
>>63980992
Europe is getting invaded m8, will be all Mudslimes soon enough
>West Indies are 6/66
>Trail by 135
LITERALLY going to lose by an innings to a bunch of kids
>>63981041
How do 'we' fix the West Indies lads?
>>63981026
Thanks for the warning saxon
>>63981041
Shaun MArsh is literally going to score 300 against them
can someone do a summary of the 59 different personalities in this thread pls
>>63981059
ICC need to bankroll them for the next decade
>>63981072
just let them die
>>63981098
West Indies players should listen to this album
Kyle Abbott reminds me of Ryan Harris, seriously underrated bowler but he never gets to play because of racial quotas
What are the opinions on the throwing the toss away thing?
I personally think it's a great idea, becuase the groundsmen will create a relatively neutral pitch as best option. Home advantage will still exist, but they won't make the pitches such that bat first wins lol because they'll lose every time
Maybe keep it in ODIs and T20s though because the pitch doesn't change that much between innings
>>63981129
Is Kyle Abbott related to Shaun Abbott?
>>63981135
>What are the opinions on the throwing the toss away thing?
I like the model Englel are using in their domestic comp
visiting team gets offered if they want to field every time. If they say no then it goes to the toss.
>>63981098
I want to see four horsemen tier bowling again
Will the West Indies lose their test status to Ireland?
>>63981154
Nah because that doesn't remove batfirstwinslol, only bowlfirstwinslol, which is only a problem in second division county, nowhere else.
>>63981174
poo peeland batted first at flatelaide
how'd that go?
>>63981167
No, the ICC will kill all associate nations off in the next two years.
>>63981195
umpball
there is still 53 people in this thread that don't have a persona
a bird just pooed on me lads
>>>/pol/57452421
GET IN HERE LADS
>>63981294
Drop the trip
>>63981322
Drop yourself off a cliff
>>63981294
>being a teenager
>browsing /pol/
top fucking kek
>>63981333
kek
>>63981333
I will LITERALLY fuck you up the ass shitson
>>63981294
>needing a trip and name to gain "e-cred" on the cricket subsection of a chinese imageboard
literally pathetic
Execute all tripfags
>>63981294
Get a load of this newcunt.
>>63981342
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
>>63981413
>you (you)
WI 7/105
Trail by 96
Anon on literal suicide watch
>>63981438
Muscular /afl/ once again showing its dominance
>>63981436
rip Windies
>>63981442
I'm warning you Saxshit, drop your trip NOW or I WILL dedicate all four cores of my CPU to cracking it
Spot survey:
Would you rather be
A. An elite Indian test batsman or
B. An average West Indian test bowler
>>63981469
B, since I'd be coached by Curtly Ambrose and be in no risk of getting dropped from the team so long as I could score more than 10 runs
>>63981465
My trip is #Shore
Like I give a fuck if you use it. That works out better for me, retard.
get a load of this cunt
>>63981463
is George Lohmann related to Darren Lehmann?
>>63981510
Is Darren Lehmann related to his son, Jake Lehmann?
>>63981523
I don't think so lad
>>63981523
Nah. No relation, just friends
>A. Filthy rich, all-time legend, universally-worshipped, but pajeet-level BO, live in Mumbai or some shit, no burgers
>B. Moderate income, no glory, team sux but BBC, live in the Bahamas or some shit, 420 erry day
Hmm
test
>>63981532
little Jake got friend-zoned again.
>>63981510
No Ausfalians
gtfo
>>63981580
SAHIL BRINGING THE HEAT
Lads
lads
>>63981646
>>63981675
Got an email from JB HI-FI today
>>63981682
BSA with the strong banter
>>63981687
what about?
>>63981700
The weekly newsletter
>>63981700
Just keeping up to date with the latest deals
NEW THREAD
>>63981722
>>63981722
>>63981722
>>63981722
>>63981727
>1 post early
Autism
walkcunt on suicide watch
