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Good edition.
I also made a thread but I think it cancelled in time.
MetaKnight surreal.
air god plz help me with 2 goals in the tigres - toluca game
>tfw no greek gf
>missed pen
why
who's hyped for tomorrow's philippines matches?
>>63976531
Sssshhhh if the daytime shitposters get word they may invade and ruin the comfy train
>>63976556
they have to sleep early, wageslaves muy obey their jewish overlords
>>63976573
TICK
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>>63976556
worms will be having -ev nights out on diluted club vodka , i am anticipating an incredibly comfy night, make sure to take a nap during the day to stay fresh xoxo
Just woke up, wtb?
LOL GREEN BAY
MetaKnight SURREAL
>>63977805
how much you up lad
>that Hail Mary to make the Packers cover
Surreal.
BETA KNIGHT SO SHREWD
MK does it again
the only time I could follow metaknight's tips was the infamous dota match of a couple weekends ago
why me
>>63978461
I only ever followed one dota tip but it won.
>>63978461
Don't think the packers ml can be considered a tip.
>>63979217
I don't follow endemyc american sports
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Nice, Canada. Was definitely sweaty.
sometimes when I'm bored I try to find the longest streak of different flags in those threads
last night we had a lot for the philippines match
I think it was me, canada, us, brits, denmark, dominican, straya, belgium and I don't remember if slovak was here too but we can pretend he did
the age of dank betposting with yuros (and co.) feels comfy as hell
>>63976531
Whats the bet in the Phillipines
>>63980381
overs
hopefully bookies are as clueless as yesterday
>>63980412
woke up from my drunken haze to bet on phillipines tfw
Lads, lads, lads. Let's just say Christmas came early this year with that miracle green bay TD.
For my next tip:
MVP @ 3.25 over 4CL in 2 hours (dota star series)
This MVP team is basically team Korea. They put together this team in a rush (combination of MVP.Hot6 and MVP.Pheonix), and they got off to a slow start in the tournament. They are starting to gel quite nicely, though, and could definitely upset these clover lads. They are coming off a big win against Vega 2-0. Main concern for them is their drafting strategy. If they get outdrafted by too much they will be goners.
I'm parlaying MVP with Secret @ 1.13 and Virtus Pro @ 1.41
Hopefully I've been a good lad, and Santa will continue to bless my bets despite posting them on /bet/.
Yours truly,
MetaKnight
>>63980665
you better be right nerdlinger
>shoot 45 % from the 3 all season
>go 0-9 from the 3 the one time theres actual value
>the absolute fucking state of paul george
>>63980665
how long do these matches last
>tfw jew365 forced a permanent self exclusion on me
>tfw it's the only instant live betting bookie in Aus because of our cuk phone betting only laws
>>63981200
>>tfw jew365 forced a permanent self exclusion on me
why?
>>63981223
got a bit greedy after a good winning streak
>>63981200
whats the justification for phone betting laws?
>>63981233
so what were your losses?
and why would they exclude you? are they obligated to do that by law or something?
Still looking for my head
>>63981256
chec me music out
>>63981241
i dont know for certain but match/spotfixxing live from the ground would be my guess
forcing people to call up wastes time and you'd lose any advantage from being at the ground
there is some indian cunt who got banned from the SCG because he was going to BBL games and betting on shit live before it updated on 365 and making a killing
>>63981254
went from $9000 to $1500, probably they are by law
>>63981309
was all of that $9k winnings from your earlier winning streak though or does that include money you deposited?
>tfw finished work for the week
>tfw time to bet on obscure sports and watch the play-by-play on bet365
>>63981282
what kind of stuff did he bet on live? corners and stuff like that or outright goals?
>>63981408
cricket lad, SCG=Sydney Cricket Ground
and fall of wicket
>go to game
>see dismissal
>bet on it occurring before x amount of runs before it updates
I don't know why you dumbcunts bet on soccer, that sport is so dependent on luck. Cricket (tests anyway) is far more predictable if you know what you're doing.
There is a game on atm, but it's too 50/50 to bet on atm but I'll have a look at it after India bring their spinners on. But it's only day 2 and the ball is already playing tricks. Day 4 will be a goldmine.
Does bet365 have an option to see everything starting soon? Centrebet has it but I can't find a next 6hours sort of thing on 365.
>>63981496
schedule tab between "multi view" and "my bets"
>>63981463
>p-please notice our sport Big Strong Foreigners
Pathetic
>>63981521
>implying /bet/ gives a shit what sport they are staking on
these cunts would bet on Papuan kabadi if they thought there was money in it
fuck off back to your containment general
how about panthers to keep winning but to rest everyone in week 17?
>>63981516
oh. cheers bro. The option only comes up in the Live Play screen. Was looking mostly on the main screen.
>>63981537
>t-there's money in it, I s-swear!
Know your sister lad
>>63981563
kick your socks, memespouter
>>63981537
>Papuan kabadi
sounds intriguing where can i bet on this
Is under in goals the bet for the Sydney match, aussie cunts?
>>63981766
>cunts
This is very rude, don't post thing like that if you want the help of a muscular AusGOD
>>63981795
I'm just trying to fit in and impress everybody, pls forgive me.
>>63981766
It's gonna end 3-0
>>63981815
newcastle is the value, A league casual
>>63981952
we'll see mate
>>63981960
>>63981952
Over 1.5 real value desu aussie friends
>>63981970
>$1.25
>>63981970
Both teams to score is the real VALUE
>>63981960
Draw no bet was 5.50 on Sportsbet. Jets have had some really strong showings this year. Sydney not in form at all. Not saying jets are a lock but 5.50 dnb is absolute value
Still can't believe how much money I've lost
>>63982240
how much you lost m80?
>>63982263
Thousands, heads gone
>>63982270
I think i know the feeling, once lost 11k on the poker table when i had the nuts on the flop. Chin up, you will feel better tomorrow
>tfw you tip -13 when in your head you wanted to tip +13 for the other team
Shit Efrica are collapsing lads
get money on Piedt being dismissed if you can
I fucking told you lads
>>63982656
Nice win, I couldn't be fuarked ringing up to bet live reeeee.
Got any other tips for the weekend?
Convince not to place a retirement bet on this
>>63982703
full bankroll
>>63982681
Wait till South Africa's second innings, they will collapse just as hard as this esxpecially with this pitch deteriorating and India's spinners turning it square.
You'll want money on Bavuma & Vilas in particular getting out for low scores. Elgar aswell once Ashwin comes on to bowl. I'd have got all of them this innings but I was out for 30 fucking minutes and missed it.
I'll be betting on it myself as long as I'm not working Sunday arvo (SA 2nd innings will prob be tomorrow night and go into Sunday depending on how much of a total India want to set) so I'll just post tips as I'm going.
>>63982703
GOOD bet.
Ipswich have lost once at home all season so I guess they are due another loss soon.
>>63982721
reckon the over might be better? NEED 3 bets (for today) in my accy for those tasty odds
Where can i see odds in Asia?
>>63982749
tears
>>63982764
helpful
>>63982772
ASIAN ODDS 88
>>63982776
>Scotland
need Maccabi Yafo Kabilio atleast to draw
took myjava-skalica o3.5 @2.75, mainly because i expected a nice match, home offense clicking atm, away side rock bottom, overs goldmine on the road, last match before the winter break etc.
10 minuts later bookies shit their pants and close the markets, coral still open @2.65, shaking for an overs fix
>>63983129
It's on 365 @2.75 at the moment
>>63983129
nevermind that, checked a few bookies manually and it seems like it's just oddsportal trolling me
FEASTING
>>63982776
>>63983182
How much was staked on the o1.5?
>Newnes
Looking forward to getting stuck into Sandown today
What are your thoughts on this?
>>63982288
>nce lost 11k on the poker table when i had the nuts on the flop
that's literally not possible though
>>63983418
i dont speak nazi
>>63983441
What if someone hits a flush of a suit you arnt holding
Upcoming large
>>63983491
>i'm sure he only got a total of 8 odds for that accy with stoke, agf, academica and lazio
fuck off, yeah?
>>63983523
Szeged U19 +3.25, don't really understand the price here given the mutuals, they might have the wrong Szeged. Home team won 3-0 earlier in the season but are missing a few from that game and with just 2 subs in this match.
>>63983553
Home team look pretty strong, all regulars + they had no subs for the 3-0.
>>63983553
>>63983603
Mutuals support a 4 goal win desu
tears
Is +3.5 a large or not?
Getting near impossible to find "soccerway" bets in these kinds of leagues. Much harder than compared to even a few months ago. Algorithm or the trader must have changed.
>>63983553
>drift
>>63983662
This league has always been priced up on league table as far as I know, the only bets have come from teamsheets
>>63983662
>Euan can't find bubblegum bets never mind beat asia
pmsl
>>63983665
twitchers.
>>63983683
Welcome back
>+3.75
Joke tbqh, home team have went downhill this season going off their last 4 results
>>63983671
There is a difference between being priced up from the table, and being priced up well. It used to be leagues like this would be from the table, but occasionally have glaring misprices to the people who could find the tables. Now, it is very rare.
>>63983677
One guy said +3.25 was a large, one guy said it was a 4 goal win, and now it is +3.75. If that doesnt show that the bets are harder to find than before, I dont know what does.
>>63983509
the nuts are the winning hand bY ddefinition. you can't have the nuts and lose
>>63983710
It shows that there is someone on who constantly tries to put people off bets for some reason, + is a clear bet here
>>63983710
>one game priced well means every game in this division is priced well
At this stage in the season games are priced well unless something extraordinary happens (u19 players promoted to first team, u17 players come in) barring team news games will be priced well. Early in the season games are priced poorly as teams with an easy start are overrated and vice versa. Don't see your point
>>63983748
Have to agree, I don't see how you can find value simply from looking at a table if that's how the games priced up, you'd need team news or a limited number of games having already been played
>>63983734
It's priced well, mutuals suggest 3/4 goal win and nothing in teams, 2 subs not an issue
>>63983748
This, Euan clueless
>>63983767
Please just have sex you dullard, you aren't fooling anyone. What do you get out of being a lying arse?
Twitchers SEETHING, shrewdies DREAMING
>>63983748
Literally the point I'm making. The original tip wasnt based on the team.
>>63983767
slip of you smacking -1.5?
baka desu senpai
West Ham @ 9 is THE mainstream bet of the weekend.
>Wayne Rooney, Marcos Rojo, Phil Jones and Ander Herrera all out injured
>West Ham have already beaten 4 of the big 5 (3 of which away from home like this game) this season and will want the clean sweep
>>63983821
>No payet
>Implying no Rooney is a bad thing
>No Rojo not a starter in ages.
>Herrera again sub
>>63983831
>>No Rojo not a starter in ages.
He started against PSV you numpty
>>63983182
stop posting this ugly creep
Where did people get on the +?
>>63983929
Supperlenny had +4EH @ 1.8
>>63983929
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>>63983962
Zzz
>>63983972
Cheers, just had a 365 limited need to open new accounts
>>63983993
He isn't lying tbf
Can't pass up a small on Mumbai SW @ 9.00 when they're dominating play and creating chances.
Before the bet wins, please tell me the mutuals which suggest this wouldn't be a 3 goal win. Thanks in advance.
>>63984033
surreal
>>63984033
Boom.
>>63984147
Pmsl at how much of a muppet you are, please have sex and stop putting people off world bets. Thanks in advance.
*tips fedora* everything suggests a 4 goal win
>>63984168
Great response, idiot.
Let's look at Szeged's last three games shall we
W 2-0 v a side Homdez beat 6-1
W 6-1 v a side Homdez beat 10-0
L 7-0 v a side Homdez drew 0-0 with
Great mutuals for the +... not!
Wish people would trip
>>63984201
Conveniently missing out the last 3 Hodmez games there pal
>L 7-0 v a side Homdez drew 0-0 with
They won 3-0 you fucking melt, learn to read pmsl. The 7-0 was against the A team lmao, the same A team that beat Hodmez 9-3
>>63984156
>>63984160
awwww
>>63984239
Link?
>>63984147
pls post slip of you on the world value -1.5
>>63984239
>>63984201
Forgot to add Szeged beat Oroshazi 5-2 and Maros-Menti 4-0, tell me again why the line should have been 4 goals pmsl
>>63984245
cashed out thankfully
I need a German to tell me that it is safe to bet my bankroll on Nurenberg to beat Paderborn
>>63984291
Convenient
>>63983129
on tbqh
Wish you guys would stop bullying me, I asked for the mutuals which made the plus a good bet and the response I got was quite frankly abhorrent, looking for useful resources and tips on the betting front and I'm not getting any help, not nice, not nice at all.
>>63984322
fuck off you absolute knobhead
>>63984338
Point proven.
111111111
sums
What is THE footy bet for today. I desperately need to lose some money.
http://strawpoll.me/6175079
http://strawpoll.me/6175079
http://strawpoll.me/6175079
^This poll references this post> >>63983553
100 on Juventus to win against lazio @2.10
no info, no strategy, just good ol' fashion gambling
fuck it i just felt like doing some gambling
i didn't pay the last three rents, lawyers are getting involved, they want to kick me out.
you can't kill me lazio if i'm already dead
>>63984477
see this >>63984616
i only feel alive when i lose
>>63984641
I'm IN!
http://strawpoll.me/6175236
http://strawpoll.me/6175236
http://strawpoll.me/6175236
^This poll references this post> >>63984033
>>63984616
McDonalds not paying the rent lid?
Might become interesting inplay..
Also anxious to see if it's Al Hadds turn today, last h2h was a 2/1 with two penalties in minute 70 and 86.
>>63984825
i'll get payed tomorrow my first month.
but it ain't gonna cover shit, i'm gonna get a denbt from my bank 5000 and roll with it, life or death
>>63984817
trips have a reputation that they have earned whether that reputation is positive or negative so whilst I did not answer your question the answer would be yes if certain trips and no if certain other trips.
It makes sense though. I genuinely feel the people that complain about trips in /bet/ must be clinically retarded, it makes absolute sense when it comes to knowing the reliabilty of information provided by that poster.
>>63984865
Christ, you've taken bad bankroll management to a whole new level.
>>63984817
Trips get rep. Rep is important when Im expected to risk my money without finding stuff out myself. Hence why I wasnt on >>63983553 before trying to compare the team sheets.
>>63984847
Home team missing 7 first team players
Where would you guys say it is more difficult to profit: Asia or the land of the free?
Lads, I hope you are all paying close attention to the live in play dota match. I didn't realize it was on until it was too late. Would have special staked VP. Very sad. Oh well still another match to go.
>>63985009
LAND OF THE FREE
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>>63984980
The club is pretty much falling apart and i doubt players have been paid regularly, if Volyn can beat them 9-1, i doubt Kiev will do much worse desu, just hoping they won't start scoring too early, if i were playing for Metalurh I'd put my whole coin sack on a Dynamo blowout.
>>63984980
zaporozhiye? checking ukrainian sources atm but one english only talked of two absences
>find out an unpopular sleepy slovakian bookie that has dinamo -4.5 @ 1.93, was 2.43 an hour ago
>get an erection seeing that they actually accept skrill
>remember i have no money on mara or skrill and any other bookie would take an hour at best
Mackers with walls up on every betfair market ffs
>>63985187
What game?
>>63985250
Always wonder how people like you make it through life
>17:01
>Spartak hasn't kicked off
ffs Slovakia
>>63985066
Teams are out. http://uk.soccerway.com/matches/2015/12/04/ukraine/premier-league/fc-metalurh-zaporizhya/fc-dynamo-kyiv/2046373/?ICID=HP_MS_92_01
A penalty to be won was @ 1.42 on Marathon.
Over 9.5 corners a GIFT
>>63985276
it's st. nicolaus day, the lads are munching on the sweets that they found in the dressing room for them, the sugar rush will undoubtedly result in a goal fiesta
>>63985292
>whole squad but one is ukrainian
why can't english teams be like this ffs
>>63985262
Kiev? Not on 365
>>63985262
Please have sex, nerd. Some of us have just clocked off, we're not all le super shrewd professional gamblers xD
>>63985341
I was talking about engaging your brain and looking at the only game people were discussing above my post you shelf stacking slug, back to Tesco with you.
really gutted about missing out on kiev, should have noticed that game much earlier
even fucking called up this pub that the bookie used to have a terminal at but they no longer reside there
So much on o9 corners
Muks poznan handi is probably a basketball trap but I'm on -5.5
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>>63985353
I gathered that now, there's nothing cool about being short with people now, good manners cost nothing
Pls one more Al-Hadd
Virtus Pro simply TOO GOOD
10.5ft / 5 ht still an unreal corner line
How am I supposed to bet on a game that isnt on 365?
>all this wing play
Shaking at the mountains coming my way
H
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>>63985479
Betfair with the BIG BOYS
AL HAAAAAAAAAAAADDD
>>63985479
This is /bet/ nobody helps you and just assume you already know everything, bunch of pricks
>>63985505
Please have sex you pathetic boring little slug
Al Hadd wasn't fixed, just a case of the better side losing at ht and coming back well
>>63985494
Scared to get gobbled up by Rossy.
>>63985519
allahu akbar
>>63985515
Haha, great banter mate! Wish I was as cool as you and knew loads about betting, really useful in the real world! You're all toxic losers who take pride in knowing lots about betting, who would have thought that would be the case when it's all you do 24/7!
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>>63985519
Is he Amish?
>>63985535
Not sure if satire
>>63985535
Just need a balance desu senpai. That weirdo you're replying to is just better left ignored and he will be content posting shit thinking we all care and are impressed. However it is boring having to spoonfeed people the same answers to the same questions day in day out which would be easily answered if people engaged their brain just for a minute
>>63985560
Well maybe you should get off your computer once in a while and go outside
>>63985535
>>63985583
Please get a life you sad angry prick, I understand you're bitter about your minimum wage shelf stacking job but don't take it out on us
>>63985583
Whats wrong with you mate?
Also see >>63985574
There is one deranged freak in this thread who hasnt seen sunlight for months and hasnt spoke to a girl in years.
>>63985574
Cheers agree totally, the pride some people on here have about knowing where to find teamsheets or whatever is embarrassing.I thought you were talking about the Dynamo Kiev game but it wasn't on 365 which threw me a bit
>>63985605
Hate when I forget that any other betting or football site outside bet365 exists too
>>63985599
Yeah you got me good and proper. I hate having a job I enjoy working with friends I share a lot in common with. I wish I could stay at home all day betting in my bedroom, it seems to make people very happy, well rounded individuals!
Soooooooo many envious dullards on here pmsl, you know they're all wageslaves or sixth formers ready for some weekend accys
>>63985622
DUDE ASIA LMAO
>>63985622
Sorry I should have known bet365 wouldn't trade a Ukrainian top flight game, they rarely do...
I only have money in my bet365 account so that's the site I check
>>63985375
SUMS
>>63985624
Pmsl tell me more about how many sugars Gaz likes in his tea, errand boy
Lads, lads, lads. You're both losers, please stop this argument it's embarrassing, expecting everyone to have your knowledge of betting is stupid,and so is not knowing to check more than one betting site for a game. You both come across as autistic as each other.
>>63985654
>Ukrainian top flight game
Ukrainian top flight game that had a huge pregame odds drop in Asia involving a team that hasnt been paid their wages and lost 9-1 last game with 3 penalties.
Yeah mate, no idea why
>>63985519
GAYDADDY
>find out al hadd won thanks to the wonderful people here
>withdraw from mara, deposit on tipsport.sk and lump it on kiev -4.5 @2.75 at 30 mins in about 35 seconds
i don't even care if it's -ev at this point, i'm just happy that the hole in my soul has been filled
>>63985672
>regurgitating "funny" situations already posted on here as your creativity is slowly dying after spending every minute on your computer betting and not leaving the house
>>63985681
>Taking pride in knowing these facts which have no importance in the real world
pmsl
lads lads lads ;)
lets all chill out, its friday! any plans for tonight mates? ;)
>>63985701
>implying false implications
Ok, enjoy spending every minute of your day stacking shelves while I make several times your wage and have the freedom to do whatever I want with my time pmsl
>>63985714
>no importance in the real world
m8 if people don't get paid they don't get fed which means we can't use these meatpuppets in the upcoming global war
It could be the difference between a red planet and a red white and blue one
>>63985730
rare flag lads if anyone collects them still
Small amounts of oxygen in my lungs after the Spartak goal
>>63985719
Date, Gym, Filipino Tech Students.
Living the dream.
>>63985727
>have the freedom to do whatever I want with my time pmsl
You don't seem happy. I can't bet on this game as it's not on 365, have a good weekend, so I'm going to the pub. I urge you to leave the house and maybe spend a day not betting, all the best
>>63985714
>no importance in the real world
Do the thousands of pounds I make per month by knowing and finding these things out have any importance in the real world?
>>63985766
They're warmed out with that first one so expect goals to fly in from here on in m8
>>63985785
Depends how much you value money, I find it hard to believe you make that much based on your tips alone
>>63985805
lel, even wage slaves having digs at Euan
Goody motherfucking gumdrops.
>>63985789
air
>2 injury time corners
Sometimes there is a god
>>63985805
Post your wake slip and I'll post my profit for the month too.
>>63985826
Hardly surprising, he doesn't have a clue about stuff like Hungarian U19s and South American slags judging by his posts, just stuff he sees on blogabet.
>>63985789
>>63985852
>warmed out
What the fuck. Warmed up I meant of course.
>>63985862
Euan m8. Give us a new Rossy pic.
>>63985805
I imagine it's not hard to make 4 figures a month if you have a 5 figure roll. He literally only needs to make and win 3 small bets
>>63985899
Agree. But unless it's 2k+ it's barely worth it
Bookies shrewd ffs
>>63985873
Yeah and the fact that he thinks it's hard to even find value on bubblegum sites is laughable, not to mention his comments on the austrian friendly yesterday
>>63985879
the lads are having rum and tea in the dressing room as we speak, gonna be a comfy second half, can't imagine a world where i'll produce a single drop of sweat for these overs to hit
WTB
>>63986027
you reading the thread @4.05
NEED corners like AIR
>>63986183
What was line at KO?
>>63986189
9.5
Galatasaray
Copenhagen U19
ON
>>63986218
There's a storm in Denmark atm, find out who got the wind against and lay them
>>63986283
kek
>>63986218
>gala's defense
>that rball
overs is THE bet
i weep as my pores excrete first droplets of sweat, need goals in the myjava and kiev matches like A I R
TEARS if you are missing the Metalurg Z over 4.5 fix, biggest fix in years.
>>63986466
Fuck off Ross.
>0 goals in 2nd half
not my favourite meme tbqh with you lids.
Goal when
PRAYING FOR CORNER
>>63986502
tears at this slug not knowing there will be an 88th or 89th min goal
oxygen
FIX IS IN BOYS
TEARS IF YOU MISSED IT PGA SLUGS
>>63986591
Nice odds on o4.5... you seem a very happy, well rounded individual
>this defending
ONE MORE
ONE MORE INCOMING
Smoke fix activated
>>63986618
Nah brah all the money is on 0-5 cs in Asia
>>63986618
>>63986646
Tears, ends 5-0. Hope so, am massive on unders
Pmsl at the slug loading up on unders because the stream had wrong injury time
>>63986646
HUP
>>63986654
>>63986670
TEARS
>>63986689
I'm on u5.25, oh well.
>>63986459
Were you O2.5 or 3.5? I went bigger on 2.5 to cover my 3.5 bet if there were just 3
Fuck me lads.
Pulled an allnighter night before, and lost half my bankroll on stupid bets yesterday.
NEED to get it back up, wtb?
Luxton aftertiming again
>>63986705
In what world was unders a good idea?
>>63986724
Exercise patience. Stay up late tonight and tomorrow night. You will be rewarded.
>>63986731
*u6.25
Weren't creating much
Shaking at the thought of how many Twente Women are going to score
>>63986717
absolute tears at me, missed both the kiev and the myjava game by a goal
having sick thoughts of accys, missing two huge wins this way has absolutely scarred me, ready to drop entire roll on flip students tonight
>>63986768
h-how many should i get on?
>>63986768
Ship the nickles
guys I dont want to miss anything and be in TEARS. Please post your "TEARS if you didnt go on this" bets.
>>63986956
Phoenix Suns -2
Free monies
Where are those cricket tips at
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>>63987077
i got this too
>>63987077
Everybody get one of those emails?
Connacht rugby on a +1.5 @1.83. Thoughts?
>>63987077
I got that a few days ago a few seconds after slapping a bet down on something.
I thought I was special and hit a milestone or something
>>63987077
>Gambling should be entertaining and not seen as a way of making money.
yes, good goyim, put another fiver on that scorecast special
>>63987090
good bet, they are looking pretty in control here. I got on the half time/full time at $4.50, pretty good value
>>63986218
HUP HUP HUP
>>63987135
shit connacht have already butchered 2 or 3 tries, open line breaks into basic knock-ons. Could easily have 2 more tries.
>>63987159
nice one, need one more in gala match personally, surreal how they haven't conceded considering bursa is creating chances and gala is conceding almost 3 per game lately
>>63987227
there you have number 3 lad, galatasary on fire it seems
Twente Women pls bang 2 more goals in.
Sincerely,
A fan
>>63987290
fist pumped that goal like it was the prague spring m8, based burak clinical as fuck
>not on psg juve double
zzz
>cant bet until my loan from the bank comes in tomorrow
zzzzzzzz
>>63987510
i got on the juve psg schalke treble. Am i in tears?
>>63987610
Muggy accys and tears go hand in hand my friend
>>63987627
so do loans from the bank
>there are people here who don't know that pogba was the reason for that shitty juventus start
>there are people here who don't know that there are RIGHT NOW 6000 JuBe fans vs only 10.000 lazio fans
>there are people here who didn't see value in JuBe @2.10
explain yourselvs anons.
i'm raping serie A tb.h senpai
finally being an inter fan for the last 6 years is paying off
>>63987752
>series a
have fun throwing a special onto a game only to find out it was fixed
>>63987752
i thought pogba was bae
anyone else lose their shit when packers got that last play in?
>>63983418
dunno bout that lazio game.
>>63987782
he was full of himself after getting that 10 shirt, and playing out of position.
>>63987830
Juventus are literally already winning 2-0 you muppet
>nap ended up lasting 3 hours and juve were already in the lead when I woke up
shaking my head
>>63987830
>dunno bout that lazio game.
anon what did you mean by this
Salford @ 3.2 lads
M A G I C O F T H E C U P
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>>63987849
>>63987866
lol stupid canadians amirite? nvm, I thought the game was tomorrow. welp
>>63987830
he bet on jewve to win
>>63987840
i thought he looked good from what i saw in the CL, was it just a case of he looked good but it was a determent to the team?
>>63987929
he got his shit back together recently, i'm talking about his fuck up in the first games in serie A
I was about to bet on the Pano Barça match in Euroleague but then I realized that Barça is already in the playoffs while Pano winning at home is in playoffs too, +5.5 for the català isn't good even though it's obvious they'll shorten the 10 point distance
>tfw you meet a qt girl who likes the NFL
literally shaking here lads
>>63988002
girls only pretend to like sports boyo
>>63988002
is she a qt
hows her foot game
>>63988002
she sounds like a right dickhead
all this refball in the blues - connacht game. So fucking salty
Is ordering a Chinese -ev?
>>63988133
Chinese is proven to be the most +ev takeaway
>>63988149
>Chinese better than Indian
'no'
>>63988133
Depends if there's anything left in the fridge
>>63988002
>liking the nfl
Dropped, why would you like a girl who likes sports? Couldn't think of anything more cringey
>>63988133
Never as good as in a restaurant, pizza or Indian much better takeaway options
>>63988133
>>63988149
what does -ev and +ev mean
>>63988133
depends how much youre paying
>>63988185
pizza is just too much dough and carbs, feel like shit afterwards
>>63988073
the most important question
>>63988154
Enjoy your shits
>>63988002
>not finding a qt and converting her into NFL ways
She's a Colts fan now
>>63988133
Chinese is absolutely -ev. Indian is +ev
>>63988211
Expected Value
>>63988133
only if you order the most pleb dishes. like chow mein, spring rolls or mongolian lamb. Its like going into an indian restaurant and pretending its a hard choice before asking for butter chicken, or going into a thai restaurant and ruminating before asking for the pad thai.
Will Lazio score lads?
I'm on a PSG, Schalke and Lazio Juve BTTS treble
>>63988133
Do they even do half cokes with home delivery?
>>63988259
indian is -ev, as in bowel EVacuated.
>>63988271
zzzzzz
Would betting on draws for every game in leagues with 35+% draws be a good idea? (ex. ligue 2, national, etc.)
>>63988292
Get Korma or Tikka Masala or some other soft boy dish then. Nicer ingredients and flavours than Chinese.
Reminder that any dark meat in a takeaway is -ev as there is always the chance of getting dog or cat meat
>>63988325
nah, although it feels like 50% of 2nd tier french games end 0-0
>>63988323
???
Plz don't lose schalke
>>63988325
No because you only win 35% of the time and the odds won't be high enough to cover that. Did you honestly believe the bookies would make it so easy to profit like that?
Need Gent to score one more
>betting in december
>>63988325
bookies know more about soccerway than any of us
>>63988360
2-0..........
>>63988543
its still schalke tbf
schalke overs surreal, one more for redemption
gonna be out till 1 am what should i >prestake for tonight boys
What's the chances if United finishing in the top 4 this Prem League?
Sweating over schalke
>>63988642
like 95%
Do anybody else read posts from foreign countries with the appropriate accent or is it just me
>>63988700
how's my accent?
>>63988700
I don't but I want to start now
>>63988700
@1.5 on you not getting slovakian accent right
post vocaroo
>>63988640
phoenix suns, get on them in a straight win or handicap. Print money
who /nightshift/ tonight? Skedge looks dece.
>>63988897
your mums doing my nightshift tonight init
>>63988761
>mfw us Northerners have a hard man accent
>mfw You southerners have a comedic accent
>>63988897
inb4 you bet on some shit thats -ev but win anyway
Is euan going to tip the ncaa slagS?
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>>63988897
the night is young brother west
>>63989005
top lad #shagging
If you're still calling the Premier League 'the Premiership' a full 8 years after they changed its name you should maybe take a pier stroll.
>>63989005
yes lid?
>>63989067
>letting corporations change the name of your top league
>>63989067
Queer
gimme the bets lads, degeneracy metre is running dangerously low
lads lads lads, wtb on that Ukrainian women friendly
>>63989067
zzz goff so dull
>>63988642
100%. They've only missed out on top 4 once since the inception of the premier league and that was because >moyes
>>63989067
Underaged poster detected
Goes - Bigua: Goes will steamroll Bigua so if you see a small minus or small plus get on that. Am not that confident on a big Bigua plus but if it's 15 I think it's good to go
Trouville - Welcome: Same as the other, Trouville is the clear favorite, Welcome has no foreigners I think but their team is stronger than Bigua's. +12 on Welcome or small + on Trouville, maybe a -3 is the line
Avoid quarter betting
>>63988642
Top 4 is going to be Man City, Tottenham, Liverpool & Man Utd in that order
>>63988823
i dont know m8, wall has looked elite the last 2 games and they beat the cavs
If you lids want an addict bet. Minas vs Sao Jose basketball.
Sao Jose O17.5 points in the 2nd quarter. They've got 27 in the first Q. Hopefully they don't sub on the wheelchair team.
>>63989195
Decidedly the worst post I've read on /bet/ in years
>>63989261
love to test your shin
>>63989203
just be carefull because the bench almost always plays the majority of 2nd quarter minutes in apehoop
>>63989261
What order would you say, m8?
>>63989329
>he's not on panama
>>63989337
City
Arsenal
Chelsea
United
>>63989379
pmsl
>>63989379
Imagine
http://ffgn.com.ua/torpedochka-nikolaev-chernomorochka-odessa-2-0-6-0/
ayy lmao
>>63989329
nice operating system yid
>>63989379
>Arsenlel
plagued by injuries
>Chelshit
relegation zone tier start to the season, hard to imagine they pull back to top 3, top 6 is likely I guess
>>63989482
bottom 3 hopefully
>>63989379
>Chelshit
>top 3
>>63989482
Speaking of, you can get Chelsea @ 1.9 to finish top 6
>>63989559
where
>>63989579
SkyBet, Betfair, Paddy Power and Ladbrokes.
Most places are offering it between 1.83 and 1.86
>>63989602
betfair probably best bet, i dont think paddy and sky allow canadian accounts
Penn State women vs Rutgers women - Under 2 Goalline - Bet365 - Medium @ 1.85
Watching match, will edit
>>63989746
goal pmsl
>>63989746
lel
>>63989746
>unders
>tears
>>63989746
>the sovereign state of mackers
>>63989746
23 minutes in no shots yet in the match.
This is the Semifinal of USA College Championship
Both sides conceded 0 goals in the qualifiers to get here. Penn State have control of the possession mainly but Rutgers have the best centre backs in college women's football and the best goalkeeper (Goalkeeper has been involved in USA National team squad).
Main threat to the bet losing is Raquel Rodriguez who is playing in midfield today for Penn State, she is 37/24 up front for Costa Rica (A regular starter for them).
Game is extremely cagey as I said, no shots yet 23minutes in as of posting, cannot see how the match has 3 goals.
>only 3 winning bets on guimar slags train
>2 rebacks btfo by timely suspensions
zzz
DACKERS
You know Mackers is always worth a punt tho
>get on buzanada 0ah @1.93
>red card for buza literally less than 10 seconds later, no suspension just out of nowhere
>they still manage to score shortly after
unreal
When does this DOTA shit actually take palce, I have money tied up in an accy of this bullshit and I thought it was supposed to happen last night, but only 1 match has happened so far. I don't even want to bet on this queer shit anymore.
>>63989379
lmao
what planet are you on
What is the point of this?
Beyond large on Haiti 0
>>63990013
E-sports seem to take longer to clear. I had a bet on a dota match too and it didnt clear for 3-4 hours after it finished
>>63990140
When does the stream coverage start?
Disgusting amounts on Haiti
>>63990351
Why?
>>63990379
listen here, slug, he knows about concacaf u20s slag football
>>63990426
Sorry sir
Zzzzz only on pre match small
The guy who only knows about U20 womens football must be up unreal brains this past month compared to the other months of the year.
>>63988995
Penn State was the bet btw. Not by much though.
Why is sportsbet so pleb that it doesnt even have under 20s womens football games? For shame desu
>>63982708
hope you post your tips wew lad
Turning Haiti off
Sickened at how little I have on
Only making 600 on Haiti zzz knew DNB was a large
handi line was going nuts on waitakere u20. suspending, appearing for few seconds then suspending again, might be value if it opens at -1.25 or possibly -1.5
So so angry
>Waitakere U20 on a -1
lel
>>63990013
>>63990187
I believe the next live in play dota match should be around 4 or 5 am Eastern Standard Time in North America
Very troubled by the last series though. Secret either didn't care to win, or they threw the match on purpose. No idea how they got stomped so hard otherwise.
>>63990560
Because the bookies there know they haven't got a clue and don't even want to go there.
>>63990684
on large, overs were tempting untill i noticed that auckland pretty much had 4 goals in 7 matches before last round, pretty pathetic for such an overish league
Lads. I turned the stream off at 2-0 and Haiti 0ah was 1.45. Why is is back up to 1.9? Momentum swing in the final 10-15 minutes?
>>63990792
Panama scored
When is the Philippine game starting?
>>63990810
Thats not how Asian Handicaps work.
>>63990759
is this the Wellington Youth v Auckland City Youth? Or am I in the wrong new zealand league?
worth rebacking haiti 0 @2?
>>63990842
clueless
>>63989190
missed out on bigua +16.5 in the 1st but lumped on goes -2.5 in the 2nd since bigua is doing nothing but chucking threes that are somehow going in
>>63990843
nah m8, waitakere-auckland united u20s, happening now, though the lines have been hit pretty hard
>>63990842
But Panama scoring still influences people
any thoughts on the NBA matches about to start?
>>63990955
Heard a tip to bet on Suns
>betting on soccer
chaosball 2bh
>>63990759
state of this second half
Lads
>>63991063
STILL doesn't deliver to Newnes house
H A T E Y
A
T
E
Y
waitakere please ;-;
>>63990989
>>63991005
why you laffing, suns are dominating so far
>>63991063
looks terrible, why don't you order from your local italians instead of that assembly line crap?
hi where are the waitakere goals
>>63991164
>suns/wizards u213 1.83
the bet to get on desu
r8 m8s
>>63991244
mug/10
>>63991244
doesn't lose
LADS i just checked the 365 skedge and the flip university games are no longer there
this is not comfy
>waitakere
>>63991343
is there a worse feel than hearing a goal sound when gasping for a goal from the dominant team only to see that the underdog has scored?
no
dat Auckland heart
>>63991365
hearing the goal sound to see the other team has equalised in the 8th minute of 5 minutes of stoppage time
Lids have to pay for my dominos, what is THE bet?
>>63991332
Same happened with the Oceania slags games. Would be surprised if they carry 'em. Maybe the Russians will be nice enough to provide the games with ridiculous misprices.
>>63991386
Cavs -4.5
anyone watching the suns game?
>that black teen that just got rekt by the little kid who's pants didn't even fit
>>63991438
haha yeah, absolutely rekt
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vC0HV1oOOwiDdmufn4CJX4Nrsg4B8MUwBLWE5i5oRN0/edit?pli=1#gid=0&vpid=B2
This may as well go in the OP, some decent enough stuff and who knows someone might add more
>>63991391
just checked and based unibet is carrying them
3 games
2 hours apart
10 bings till the first one
it's on
whistles and handshakes please
>>63991459
>unibet
Smashing the - every game
>>63991457
Somebody deleted the clones column which irked me
>>63991501
Thought only Euan could edit?
Remember to set the alarm for 7:15.
>>63991509
Anyone can edit but maybe only he can delete columns I dunno but someone got rid of it.
>>63991501
This
Also bookies dont track fucking mac addresses
>>63991518
You can't edit it anymore, you can only leave comments asking Euan to put stuff in
>>63991484
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
guys what is going on with Northern Illinois vs Bowling Green?
Checked the odds an hour ago and northern illinois were heavy favourites, checked again and they are out to $5.40???
>Those lines
pmsl
slightly panicking as the first flip match that was supposed to start 5 minutes ago isn't showing up on uni yet, wasn't in upcoming games either, just on the skedge before it dissapeared shortly before kick-off
>>63991632
Superlenny has it lid. Stupid overs line too
>>63991653
why are you posting from a new ip
>>63991632
betfair has it, hasn't started yet though so might still appear on bubblegums
Imagine offering -1.15 at above evens but not offering -1
>>63991663
Calm down you fucking autist. The IP is reset when your router restarts.
>>63991653
fuck me sideways no money on skrill or an instant withdrawal bookie
was super stoked for these matches and suddenly all my bookies stop carrying grrrr
>>63991684
I was calm, i was just asking an innocent question out of curiosity :(
>>63991703
His router restarted
>>63991729
I know that now, I thought there might be a more interesting story behind it like he was posting from a wifi bus or something
>>63991749
he keeps getting IP banned for posting CP.
>on goes -2.5
>78-78 hope in the OT
>bigua fouls for 2 free throws with literal one second on the clock
end me
>>63991749
>buses running at 1am
>>63991776
>living in the stiks
>>63991776
>his bus service isn't 24 hour
>>63991776
>not having buses running at 1am
1-0 already and can't find the game on any bubblegums zzz
>>63991793
I live in the city centre, buses stop running around midnight
Nets +20.5 ... Rival matchup, they had no energy in the first half and if Knicks keep this shooting up then good luck to them
>>63991814
What city?
>>63991837
Sheffield
>>63991749
>using bus wifi when 4G is faster
>using buses
I'm not a total pleb
Lights flickering with the storm lids, not sure I'll last the night
>>63991845
Pretty close but apparently stuck in time
>>63991868
>living in the sticks
>>63991848
do you get limos instead of taxis
>>63991868
Storm outside while you're inside is the comfiest feel there is.
Get some blankets, candles and tea and comfy the night away
what is wrong with the suns early in each quarter? cant score for shit.
>>63991900
u on the overs? Tears. Got on suns outright at 1.90
>>63991969
na. got on suns-2. it's just odd its happened the past 2 quarters and then they dominate for a little to get their lead back up.
mexico price been utterly destroyed
>>63992003
Unders THE bet
>>63992053
what sport?
>>63992176
football. usa v mexico u20 women.
>chinese taipei league
Have they ever offered this?
>>63990711
So you're telling me team secret, at 1.14 odds, lost their match, therefore my accy is ruined?
>kiss cam
>not putting it on a pair of samesex people
>>63992233
kek
>>63992233
Tip top kek
>pen as soon as i stake unders
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>63992228
This is a special btw
>>63992256
Unlucky Joe
>>63992249
bigotry 2bh
>>63992277
Are those odds current?
How much does your tipping service charge?
Do you think dc is worth a bet?
I heard some of their players have a short fuse.
Do you want to take this opportunity to give any other tips a plug?
And other puns.
>>63991990
you sweating?
>>63992344
maybe
suns and wizards suck desu. all these turnovers. now multiple shot clock violations. Goddamn.
>Capital One deposit of the game
Have I missed any value in the last 4 hours?
Been skyping some slut.
>>63992576
post pics.
>>63992576
how is your mum?
>>63991821
Just got there lol.
>>63992608
ouch
Anthony Davis o11 rebounds wins teebeehaitch
>>63992600
>>63992608
Oh Australia
>suns
>lead the whole game
>get outscored by 10 points in the final quarter and miss 2 free throws to tie
trap game between two bad teams desu
>>63992701
>tfw my computer crashed so i missed the last "10" seconds
>>63992745
was absolutely disgusting to watch
was the reverse of the last game's ending vs lakers for jizzards
Need a new Rossy pic for FUCK sake.
>Auckland City were on a +
>7-0 up
>>63992820
Just google "fat Scottish cunt"
>>63992846
"Well I doubt they score another" - me every goal since 2-0
>>63992856
Already got enough pictures of your mum m8
>>63992846
What the fuck is up with this game? The 0.0 was @2.5 at half time when they were 4-0 up and even being down to ten hasn't stopped them scoring. Train missed.
>>63992865
I am well aware of this feel.
>>63992880
Dunno m8 I only just checked 365 like 15 mins ago so felt it was too late to get on.
how many points will Le brown basketball man score in the cavs game?
>suns
>>63992937
>Suns
>play games during the night
Hmmmmm
tfw was finally going to win a huge muggy accy with 20% loading on top but suns manage to lose despite every chance
>>63992053
tears
GIFT
>>63991164
tears m8
>>63993062
to be fair it was a pretty ridiculous loss
cavs - pelicans is a dire game to watch
Its not happening is it. Filipino games are only on betfair with shit markets.
:(
taking canberra slags -1 starts in an hour
canberra returning home after a month, coming from a nice 4-1 away win, brisbane with 4 defeats in a row after winning opening 2 games, last two have been 0-4 defeats
both teams will see the return of a few internationals, though i can imagine the better ones being from canberra considering they won the title last year, striker Kete is doubtful for the hosts.
32 degrees and a red hot team returning home against struggling slags on suicide watch
What are the aleague bets boys ? I like overs in victory into roar double chance
anyone know if I can find NBA stats while the games are live? Need to know player scores
>>63993387
I avoid a league, whenever I bet overs the game ends with at most 1 goal but whenever I don't there's always stupid amounts of goals
>>63993411
Espn nba scores bro.
>>63993411
ESPN box score shows all the stats
>>63993411
Espn
>>63993411
NBA.com
New Thread
>>63994156
>>63994156
>>63994156
>monitoring rball, thinking about rebacking SW at evens
>brisbane gets a corner
>''now would be the perfect time to go for a piss''
>come back to a canberra lead
