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>Dreaming of value edition
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Central Coast Mariners is a good bet. Melb City are looking sloppy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FELL ASLEEP WAITING FOR FILIPINO GAMES
30 lays? Betfair liquidity? 10bet skins let you have much on?
>>63962633
Hope no one got on this
>tfw posting the opposite to your bet on /sp/ makes it get up
They were/are looking sloppy though.
>>63962635
Some dece liquidity on the first game on betfair tbqh liddo, managed around 2.5-3k profit between uni/limited 365/bf/10bet skins across the 3 games so it's been a good night :^)
>>63962633
agree, was very large on BTTS pre-game and it looks like it's going to come through. Might put a cheeky tenner on CCM comeback.
>>63962704
>no penalty for that
maybe not
>>63962691
Die
bout time I get one up boys. Had about 10losses in a row. Think I've been going for wins that are too big. Too much risk.
sounds like going to the pub for a couple of pints last night cost me a few grand, feel like hanging myself t b h
>>63962785
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
>http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>>63962785
Sleep > success
>>63962798
SOmething betaknight would say.
>>63962777
>accys
smdhtbhfam
>>63962777
>>63962805
I like to cash them out. I'm poor as fuck, so every time I get over £20 I just cash out a tenner. It all helps me out.
At the end of the day I just do it for fun, but if I get lucky a couple of times that's the food shop done.
Had about £40 so far this morning.
>>63962819
Oops, anyway, the point was that they're nice if you aren't in it for the long haul. Put on a few quid, triple your money and then cash out. Don't sit on 14 games.
>>63962819
That's fair friend!
>>63962819
Your food shop would be greatly improved if you didn't do them at all. Idk what is fun about losing long term :/
>>63962497
imagine putting your ballsack on one of those
>>63962883
It's just fun though. Winning money feels nicer than earning it. It's just exciting. I'd just end up at the casino playing roulette if not at home doing this anyway.
far too much meming itt tbk
>>63962927
>playing roulette
>not blackjack
disgusting
>That schedule
>>63962819
>>63962831
>>63962883
Isn't it easier to do like 3/4/5 fold on lower odd but a higher stake for easy wins if your only looking for incremental gains
>>63962883
Every shit gambler says they do it for fun.
what are some good fb groups to subscribe to?
>>63963217
not how it works but I literally can not be assed to go over this for the 1000th time.
>>63963304
PGA
Is there a place on bet365 to see profit and loss? They used to have it in bet history but it's not there anymore
>>63963371
ive tried but he sent me to this lying faggot called billy jones, who hardly ever posts and deletes his losing bets
Kempton 17:40 - Saint Honore to win @ 5.4 is a solid price, have it around 4 myself, off the back of some decent wins.
>>63963371
£25 a month how stupid do you have to be to pay that.
>>63963470
Are there any other good groups then? I heard Lux retired or something...
>>63963304
Follow Andy Robson on twitter mate. He has his good streaks.
>>63963470
>being such a penny punting slug that £25/month is a sum which you would even consider significant if you were looking for a betting group
Follow Euan on twitter. Best in the business tbqh
>>63963419
>not Emperors Warrior
gl though
>>63963419
>>63963585
lol wrong race, mixed up 17:40 with 7:40 like a retard
>>63963538
Wtb m8
>went to sleep after the first flip uni game
>several more cunts could have been up
shaking my head
u20 slags today though can't wait for the shitposting
>turkish cup
JUST
Not on Filipino uni trains and lose all profit from the last two days on Turkish shite.
Head has well and truly gone lads
PENALTY
Where are the goal trains?
>>63963614
Same for me.
>placed bet when first match started
>went to sleep
>woke up to profit
>found out I missed another game
>>63963538
whats his twitter?
Would you guys bet on Zenit today?
>>63963669
https://twitter.com/Betting_Buddha
>>63963678
Yes.
Last match before winter break, good streak at home, long trip for Ufa. Put my on money on them together with Club Brugge for a nice odd.
IMAGINE going to bed smug and content with yourself after the first games profit and then waking up to see what all went down
On a another note you lads give MetaKnight too much of a hard time, he's good entertainment
damn, that slags final group looks interesting. could come down to drawing a straw even
i wonder how motivated will the slags be, especially if a leading team will try to run up the score to secure the 1st place on goal diff. any anons know how significant is this tournament as far as the winner goes? or is it just for qualifying for the wc?
>>63963698
he deserves everything he gets, whether he's entertaining or not is irrelevant
same with Euan, decent tipster, but gets dogs abuse because he brings it on himself
>>63963740
Never understood how Euan brings it on himself tbqh.
Nazilli Belediyespor +1.5 asian away to Goztepe - Bet365 - Medium @ 1.9
Time to get back on track after a bad beat on Kartalspor.
Just a medium here cause Goztepe strikers are quite good. Some really good value on this game though. Goztepe have a 17 year old in defence with 0 appearances, midfield are 17, 18, 18, 20 with 3 of them 0 appearances and another with only 2. Nazilli are not the best team, in the league below and closer to the bottom than the top. However they basically have their best team out here and should be winning the battle in midfield against such young and inexperienced Goztepe players. Prices have barely moved since team news announced which leaves the value still available.
Goztepe
6/0
0/0 (Regular last season)
3/0
0/0 (20 y/o)
0/0 (17 y/o)
0/0 (18 y/o)
0/0 (18 y/o)
2/0 (17 y/o)
9/3
13/4
10/0
14/0
10/0
10/0
13/1
11/0
12/4
11/1
12/0
2/0 (Regular last season)
13/1
12/1
Is simonstips website fucked for anyone else?
>>63963821
yes, check twitter
you're not missing anything he's on a pretty big losing run atm
>>63963804
Smacked
>>63963842
+1 asian lowest advisable line to take as cba with another loss.
>>63963690
Just got on this myself at 1.75. More confident in Zenit than Brugge however.
>>63963868
Brugge is undefeated at home against domestic opponents this season.
>>63963878
Good to know. Do teams in Belgium take these cup games seriously?
How profitable is futsal?
>barely miss out on pre-staking overs
>''i'll just wait for some value then''
>2 goals in the first 10 minutes
every single time
>>63963889
They call it the >Croky cup.
Yes, our domestic cup is named after a potato-chip company in this season...
However when you only have 2 prizes to win, it's fair to say that most teams want it, even despite its shit name. (as the winner gets a European ticket).
>>63963915
India?
>>63963920
>Bolognese flavour
>Ketchup flavour
>Belgium
>>63963920
>so bloody good
>swearing on crisp packet
>belgium
Reminder that you will never be paid to sit on Betfair like shrewd Nick
>>63963920
What are the first three chips in your picture?
>>63963920
>vely vely good on the chinese one
lmao. cheers for the info anyway
>>63963939
Is he yawning or celebrating?
>>63963928
Ketchup chips are very popular incanada
>>63963945
yes
>>63963941
sweet-sour, sweet curry, satay sauce.
>>63963941
sweet and sour taste
"special" flavor, dont know what that is, can be anything basically
saté flavor, its probably a meaty taste based on the bbq food as in pic related
>>63964006
more like peanutsauce & meat.
>>63963956
Grrrr xD
>>63963945
Celebrating a last minute goal in Ukraine then limiting all accounts and stopping all bets being settled.
Greek cup games are why I have trust issues.
hopefully these Kuwait matches provide some moneytrains
>>63963924
yep, wanted to get on deep overs as one guy i often follow got on aswell, o4.5 would hit in the 1st half lel, not to mention i missed o2.5 in the malmo game because marathon's autistic price adjusting made me think i put it in when the odds merely adjusted by another 0.001 for the 3rd time in 15 seconds
literally grinding my teeth at all the missed profits
>>63964129
>Greek cup games are why I have trust issues
ah, the joys of sport
CSKA Moscow starting to wake up, might go small on them
>>63964176
post fixes and the denbts shall be forgotten
>>63964211
tears already
>>63964225
lel, denbts will be forgotten anyway
the fixes we enjoy ourselves
>>63964244
Dont lie. You lot cant even get your fixes right most days.
>>63964225
see? there goes another 1/2.
you just have to look
>>63964243
kek
>>63964256
well, not me but some greeks for sure:)
srsly, there's so much stuff fixed we can't figure it out beforehand.
this one was pretty obvious though. b365 and most bookies didn't carry it online. and that rollercoaster of odds was screaming dodgy
I was on (but not much)on 1 dnb
see, most teams dont really give a shit about the cup and I didn't check starting 11.
>>63964211
good game :)
>>63964295
also,panetolikos scoring in the last 5 min could happen
(i dont know if theres a fix or not - just saying)
>>63964211
I went v large on BTTS @1.5 or so
>>63964295
Kalloni?
Veria overs was the main one I was talking about today. Thousands getting lumped on O2.5 yet it kept drifting.
And betfair carry all the games if you fancy taking on the big boys.
>>63964319
Didnt see the veria volumes.
But the odds for Kalloni were ridiculous
opened at 1.33, drifted to 4.00 and dropped to 1.72 pregame.
Opposition(shit team from the second league) won the 1st half.
From the result you can see that this wasn't a big boys thing.
>>63964313
i can see that coming in Tbh
Argentina 0.0 @1.85
>>63964354
see no reason why not
sweating a little though
Tipperleaks desu
>>63964356
Like that too, however I had loads on Great Britain in the other game and they fucked up so doubting myself
Haven't followed this tournament much though tbf
literally shat myself now
>>63964356
Only b365 carrying?
mackers surreal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
managed pennies on this one recovers about 25% of earlier losses, can't be bothered, losing my cool
>>63964392
Bwin and Mara have it too
>>63964392
mara has them @1.97, i'm on
>>63964356
What sport?
Also, when you guys go looking for value bets, do you look at every game that's on that day, specific leagues that you have studied up on or what?
whats the Shaktar Donetsk bet?
There is no god but Allah.
Muhammad is the messenger of Allah.
>>63964458
Field hockey
>>63964465
small on o1.5 FH @2.4 personally
>>63964476
disgusting, croatia banished from slav broship
Moscow goal when?
Reminder that you will NEVER be this shrewd.
>>63964353
any thoughts on the paok match? just conceded early, playing some youngsters plus they played a game 48 hours ago, tempted to smack chania DC
and back to greece:
now chania wins paok 1-0
chania play without a coach (he was sacked 2 days ago)
the owner of chania (who is in the accused list for the match fixing trial ongoing as he was the 'unofficial' owner of ofi) was arrested yesterday night for beating up another club president (larisa, used to be the owner of panachaiki) when they met at the airport in athens.
paok are missing 6-7 players from the 1st team, so I'll pass at least for now @1.80
nothing significant can be seen in betfair too.
it's just pure comedy .
Just woke up liddos, need more greasy Filipino engineering students like air tbqh
>>63964558
He isn't shrewd though.
>>63964536
tfw need 2 (TWO) moscow goals
>>63964595
don't be jelly of his 20% ROI algorithm
Reminder you will never be this shrewd.
>>63964607
That can't be Newnes. I can't see Lux anywhere.
>>63964607
>holding a coke with sets of fingers
you will never be this autistic
>>63964600
>20%
p m s l
>>63964607
Jonah Hill?
>>63964607
>not half coke
pmsl
M O S C O W
O
S
C
O
W
Moscow ded
Emirates Club RAK is the chase
Absolute STATE of Ladbrokes still not paying out on the Greek fix.
>>63964715
>Absolute STATE of Ladbrokes still not paying out on the Greek fix
Kalloni? I heard b365 didn't pay out on the fix 10 days ago.
>>63964715
>funding terrorism by betting on fixes
Fucking scumbag, hope you never get paid, you cunt.
>>63964722
Kissamikos Ergotelis lid. Sickening sums.
:^)
>>63964734
that's the one I was talking about.
i think it will get voided in the end m8.
I didn't bet on them but what the fuck is going on with CSKA?
And they will still be leaders of the Russian league after this.
>Argentina
>>63964731
not terrorism. this guy
Lads. Where to get Azerbaijan cup team sheets?
Christ
>>63964826
Elnur from down the kebab shop
Argentina absolutely useless
>>63964826
Gaziantepspor -1 is an unreal bet, price gone way too far
>>63964826
Found it on the site that I had once they decided to actually update the page. No bet. Wanted Baku +1.
>>63964958
1) why did it move
2) why is it too far
3) -1 isnt even the line
>>63965000
>wah wah please spoonfeed me
Engage your brain you clueless mong
>Canadian U20 slags vs Trinidad and Tobago U20 slags later tonight
>>63965059
+ lid, part timers taking the Canada line too far
>>63964958
topping up
>>63965079
Watching? Your keeper should have been sent off, agree price has gone far but -1 not a bet from stream
>>63965031
Why do you tip but then get mad if people ask for reasoning?
Good job Zenit
fucking zenit
Argentina pls
There are people in this thread right now who think Green Bay are going to lose tonight LOL
>>63965059
Wtb? I can actually bet on that game. We also get the Honduras game live.
Russian teams are useless today
FUCK MAN, should've told me Hulk is not playing
>>63965194
Why else would the line move in the Turkish Cup if not for team news?
>>63964356
Lost, didn't even get on +1.5 @2.7
Literally can't stop losing money
>>63965442
I know this feel. Not made a bet for days. Too scared, everything I touch loses.
lads I'm so happy, today I got confirmed three tournaments tickets and stay all paid plus allowance:
south american slags u20 futsal, here
south american futsal wc qualifiers, in paraguay (worst guay)
fivb beach grand slam, in rio
Heads gone
>>63965452
>south american slags u20 futsal
This must be full of keks. Hope there is a stream and betting for us.
>>63965452
Is that a full time job or just for some extra money on the side?
Anyone rebacking Zenit?
How's Astra DC?
Zenit look like a typical Villas Boas team, no other game plan but trying to work it through the middle and failing just about every time
>>63965469
it should be an extra job but as I live here and euros are well priced it's my main job while I study. salary ranges from mild 400 to sometimes 1500. average per month would be about 600, so over 3/2 minimum wage
>>63965466
it will most likely be on most bookies, dunno about tv transmission. it's very likely that traders will misprice some matches, mainly group phase and lower brackets on second phase, even moreso considering that brazil won't be here
>people on here were on the -1
You're all shit
>>63965598
you mean one person
>>63965598
Can't believe people STILL bet on this shitshow of a tournament
>>63965643
It's been unreal. Shame the + ain't covering Al Ahli losses
Pleb warning!
Hockey-bets from a newbie here, play at own risk.
Starts in 4 bings so hurry up son.
Frisk asker will most likely win against Lorenskog today @2.00.
Lorenskog just played a game two nights ago, which they lost, and are still very much influenced by their injuries.
pls bet at own risk. I just want a place to post my bets so i can see them later and feel shame if they lose.
>>63965700
>Nordic hockey tips
Get tae fuck
>>63965700
Last time i took hockey tips i lost 300
It just won't go in
Imagine not opposing DSG Porzelona in an hour
wtb
OKAY OKAY OKAY
One more now
>>63965850
i was THIS close to putting a fiver @26
Anyone with a bet on at this moment is a sad little addict who needs to seek help, I'll make an exception if you managed to get on Golcukspor +2 but only if it was before it got hit
only 3 minutes added time. you fucking joking?
A L B A N I A
S H A K I N G
I want my money back Zenit you piece of shit
>>63965914
Gutted as well, but can't fault the lads' commitment today.
>>63965886
Please have sex Joe
>Betting on meme managers
>>63965940
thought that was Messi with a beard for a second
>>63965925
Already got one thanks slug
Some unreal Simpsons episodes on Sky 1 tonight
>>63965961
you've only got one sex? pmsl
O2.5 in Reading QPR disgustingly high price. Lads I KNOW championship football. pmsl at whoevers smacking the other side tbqh,
>>63965969
Yeah they're decent, saw king size homer couple of weeks ago so will just record that and watch it later. Mother Simpson is great, new ones don't come close in terms of emotion
Shaking at this Vienna Lions line, can't see anything but a 5+ win
>>63965980
Imagine being a part time penny punting slug, getting back from your sad little shelf stacking job and thinking you're onto a worldie when your beady little eyes see Under 2.5 Goals in Reading v QPR @ 1.6 and you proceed to put all of your not-so-hard earned minimum wage on it. You follow your little rball, get real excited when neither side have many attacks after 3 minutes so you put your whole weekly wage on and come full time, you're crying your little eyes out because you have to go back to your shitty wageslave job and earn all the money back that you've just lost to a betting god who is far, far shrewder than your mug self. That betting god is me. It repulses me to make money this easily when there's poor little scousers scrounging at food banks for a bag of lentils.
>>63966005
Love it when my gimmick spreads, nice one liddo
>>63966014
any bets in u20 slags football coming up?
>>63966043
Might have something for the CONCACAF slags later but it all depends on opening lines, South America tournament is over for value.
2222222222222
Sums
>>63965980
Are there specific reasons for Over 2.5 being value or do you just pick random bets from the schedule and write something like >>63966005
when you're bored?
>>63966145
Something is "value" if you deem it to be more likely to happen than the odds imply
>>63966161
Yeah I know. I'm asking for reasons as to why it would be more likely
IMAGINE
BEADY EYES
WORLDIE
THEN SUDDENLY
YOURE A SLUG
PMSL
>>63965953
fuck cannot unsee
>>63966175
Listen here, slug. The fix is IN. The game ends 3-1 to Reading, screencap this.
tfw you'll never have Grays Sports Almanac 2000-2050
DSG Porzelona are literally overweight middle-aged men
>>63966276
;_;
>>63966282
Literally 10s of pounds riding on your shitposting
>>63966282
>DSG Elite will score 10goals
>>63966253
You have me convinced
>>63966335
>>63966253
Absolutely sickening sums on 3-1 CS and QPR/Reading HT/FT
>>63966282
Just looked. Despite them having only 1 sub, the the -3 will be lucky to be covered.
any bets lads
>>63966462
farm on u6.5 goals in the DSG game
/bet ded
>>63966626
all in PGA lid
Porzelona S H A T T E R E D
>>63966378
CLUELESS
>>63966501
That you metaKnight?
>>63966378
*Despite them having only 1 sub, the the -3 will be lucky to be covered by HT
>>63966660
>attention whores posting without trip
really now
>>63966666
>the the
Got a stutter lid?
zzz let euan put me off vienna
never again
>>63966691
It's a tiring game. I am falling asleep from all this money.
FEASTING
>>63966660
after that debacle last night, I'm done with these custy over/under goals in obscure leagues. I'll stick to dota, ufc, and major league sports for now.
that being said, i do agree that you can definitely find value in those bets as the bookies are more likely to misprice those odds. i just don't know enough about it, and i don't want to throw anymore money away on it.
>>63966765
Or just get on the bet everyone else was spoonfeeding you
tfw no shrewd mates
How much are people down today?
>>63966812
2.5k so depressing starting the month in the red
>averaging a 477 loss/day so far this month
zzzz
>>63966812
up 300
>>63966812
Down 10 (TEN) quid
>>63966812
Up a small
>>63966865
Can't you read you scruffy meff?
>>63966812
Not betting anymore until real value returns next year.
James Mckeown Think I'm done for the day, simply too tired, not been watching the game cause I'm too tired, probs would have got out of I was, night boys.
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Hamrun Spartans U19 +1 asian at home to Birkirkara U19 - Bet365 - Medium @ 1.95
James Mckeown Unfoollowing thread, poorest admin bet in a long time.
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James Mckeown Mistake from me, apologies etc. Money back would be a miracle. I'm going to sleep. Trying to gamble 18 hours a day, less is more.
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>>63966874
Why you telling me?
>>63966809
y-you have me
>>63966902
>He's going to miss Reading QPR overs
pmsl
Daily reminder that Greek anon will never return to post shrewd accys
;_;
>>63966939
did any of them win
Shaking desu
>>63966961
You tell me
>Betting soccer
Just bet "sure bets"on REAL football(American for you European retards)
Bet NE, CIN and CAR/ARI and you will be over two times richer.
Heads gone lads
444444
>>63966961
He wasn't off by much tbf
-1 a WORLDIE
A couple of times a decade I'll utter the words "mainstream special". Today is one of those very rare days. The attacking FORCE of both Reading and QPR means you can put all of your money (with confidence) on O2.5 tonight.
So angry
Might stop betting for the year, can't recover these losses and been a good 2015 overall
>down all of yesterday's profit today
It hurts. Why can't I be consistent
>>63967082
I'm a big fan of your writing style
>>63967187
Down all of Decembers profits + 1.4k
explain to me in a clear and concise manner why i shouldnt bet everything on o2.5 goals in qpr reading
NEED A 6TH LIKE AIR FUCK
>>63966378
Embarrassing tbqh, mutuals supported a win bigger than this if you even bothered to look
>>63967082
4.5 ez
>>63967203
>>63967203
QPR are only starting 10 men - playing a 7-2 formation. No chance of many goals
BOOM BOOM BOOM
VIENNA LIONS IN MY ROOM
>>63967258
>>63967260
surprisingly convincing
>you will always be more profitable/shrewder than Euan
a i r
>>63967258
Euan spitting the truth once again
>>63967295
Yeah just like here right >>63966378
Euan is a slug.
>rball shill preemptively freezing for that
really?
7th for unreal sums.
Doing a goal dance here lads. Need 7.
NEED 7
>>63967320
>>63967345
Where did you stake?
7777777777
Thank you based greasy overweight middle aged sausage munchers
Imagine not staying up for all the Filipino games, getting on shite in the morning and then missing out on this too pmsl
>>63967320
>>63967345
OH MY GOD
UNREAL SUMS
>>63967203
Reading left 007 on the bench
/bet/ tipster competition when?
That will sort the men from the slugs.
Would love to test all your wins.
>>63966378
>>63966378
P M S L
M
S
L
Half cokes are on me lads, up insane.
>>63967354
365
>>63966378
Fucking cretin
>>63967364
Would love to test your chin
>>63967373
Would be full of pseudo shrewdies tipping 365 only stuff which is piss easy to tip, an asia only competition would really sort the shrewdies from the Euan's
>>63967386
pmsl
>>63967412
What's the problem? You are a virgin? There are plenty of girls, some will have sex with you.
Odds on one of those lads having a go at Euan now being the same guy last night saying there was no value in the Filipino games?
>>63967373
got 1st in the monthly competition on betshoot on my first try 2 years ago, come at me lid
>>63967399
But inplay tipping competitions would be hard to work. Would need slips posted for proof of lines and odds and no one here knows how to do that.
And would need trips to track tips and no one knows how to do that either
>>63967420
Never said there was a problem. Just find it funny how slugs think they're some sort of shrewdie for winning bubblegum bets. Nearly as embarrassing as Euan going on and on about making a couple of k on fonbet.
>>63967459
Awww tears buddy.
Enjoy your 1% ROI in asia.
>>63967459
Are you the same anon who shitposts about Asia as if people here actually care and has admitted before that he is on the autism spectrum?
>>63967469
Try 5.
>>63967485
Yes and yes.
Pacers -2 is THE bet for apehoop tonight
https://twitter.com/allpress11
>>63967531
Post last 5 asia bets.
>>63967580
You're just begging for a smack, aren't you?
Whats the bet for the NFL tonight?
>>63967597
that you will choose a -ev choice @1.0000001
>>63967597
Overs
>>63967568
>>63967568
>giving away edge
Begone child! Back to Austrian friendlies and Filipino students!
>>63967649
zzzzz
>>63967649
Your only edge is your shitposting
>>63967670
That makes little to no sense.
>>63967649
Please have sex.
>>63967597
Green Bay is THE bet for tonight. Not shitposting or trolling this time. Aaron Rogers will not allow his team to lose twice in a season to the detroit lelions
>>63966902
H U P
>Reading - QPR 0-0 at halftime. lol
>>63967687
Why did he let them lose the first time?
>>63967657
>>63967670
>>63967684
Leave him lads. Dont respond to trolls. Eventually they will get bored and go back to liking Britain First videos on Facebook.
The replies to this post will probably contain words like bubblegum, penny punting, slug, lefty, student, mong. All very predictable.
>>63967738
>Dont respond to trolls
Not being funny m8 but you're the worst at ignoring this advice
>>63967738
You're a bubblegum penny punting slug lefty student mong.
>>63967738
Dont forget wetwipe.
>>63967757
kek
>>63967738
I'm not a troll, I was once like you but I soon realised I had to move on, one day you will too and you'll thank me for pointing you in the right direction
>>63967738
>britain first is bad
Typical lefty jock.
>>63967738
he actually wasn't the reason they lost. but he will be the reason they win tonight.
>>63967738
>Why did he let them lose the first time?
>No running game
>Passing it 60 times in a game
Both remedied.
Should win tonight, but really only betting to mug up my bubblegum accounts.
>>63967796
bankrolled
>>63967738
>Why did he let them lose the first time?
greenbays coaches are absolute morons, mccarthy is so fucking incompetent they had to take away his play calling abilities
Cheers for the (you)s lads
>>63967803
THE PAC IS BACK.
How's life been m8?
air Venezuela
>>63967803
PAC MAC HOLY SHIT
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
absolutely salivating at the thought of a pacers/packers double to be honest with you infidels
Topping up on Canada u20 slags.
>>63967918
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>63967918
No Fleming not an issue?
>>63967822
>>63967828
Lost over 2k in November and head was gone to be quite fair. So took another 2k out and traveled around the country for a couple of weeks. Back with a clear mind and ready to be UAC again. ;^)
>>63967929
Don't worry, I'm not going to take all the value.
>>63967918
I read they have a very young team for these games and the best players are off with the senior team.
Odds going the right way in the other game which is annoying because that 0.25 of a goal would have been nice.
>>63967965
Nice to hear you're all sorted out.
>>63967649
don't believe you can hack asia tbqh. last 5:
Brno u21 -2.25
Switzerland women -2
Spartak -1.5
Uganda -0.25
Malmo 0
o2.5 still with a chance in QPR game?
>>63968026
Chances about 12.5%. Back to twitter and reddit now, slug
>>63968026
Please don't tell me people actually took that bet?
>>63968051
Why are you so rude?
>>63968057
This is why people need to trip, thought it was value desu
>>63967965
That sucks m8. November was shit for me too.
Need 2016 like AIR.
>>63968101
Come on lad. Even a five second check of >soccerway should've been enough to put you off
>>63968137
Thought the point was they had been more attacking than results suggested, soccerway looking bad was why it was value
>>63968062
Oops. Meant to remove my trip :^)
What are people's targets for 2015 profit? Reckon I could make 50k for the year if December is good which I'm pretty stoked about
>>63968172
kek
>>63968172
>>63968198
whitey world
>club brugge, villareal, & reading all drawing
perspirating dhorasoo
>you now remember pajeet dhorasoo
>>63968181
Hoping I win my £2 20000/1 accumulator so that I end the year in slight profit
>>63968235
>you now remember lewis good death
argentina slags +1.5 from 1-0 down
>>63968181
6 figs
>>63968275
>argentina slags
never again
>>63968181
Down maybe 10k
>>63968275
tears
brazil slags FH first sweatfree bet of the day, thank god
Head has absolutely left my body lids.
>>63968198
>>63968320
>>63968323
>>63968331
You do realise the advantage +1.5 goals gives and that should the game finish 2-0 the bet wins, yes?
>>63968275
>>63968302
>>63968320
>>63968323
>>63968331
I meant brazil slags -1.5 whoops :') tears if you didn't get on
I've lost about 5k backing Brazil when they couldn't hit a bard door, not on tonight and they are a team of Jermain Defoes
>>63968338
So you're telling me you don't expect them to concede in the next 75 mins having conceded twice in the first 15?
Ah ok. Seems logical.
>>63968338
:^)
>>63968346
EUAN
U
A
N
>>63968338
You do realise that Brazil have another 75 minutes to get just 1 goal that will make the bet lose?
>>63968354
No, I didn't say that at all. It could end 3-1
fuck sake brugge
small on huesca @7.5
>>63968392
almost shat your pants there m9?
>>63968390
It's a fairytale town, isn't it? How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing?How can all those canals and bridges and cobbled streets and those churches, all that beautiful fucking fairytale stuff, how can that not be somebody's fucking thing, eh?
what are the best bookies to deposit on as an aussie? Who gives the best deposit bonus? Any advice would be appreciated m8s
>>63968412
nah m8 i'm cool bro
>>63968444
good job
>>63968443
pastebins in op
>>63968443
Probably 365 since you don't have to phone up to place an in-play bet
>>63968443
I use Betfair and Sportsbet.
365 have the best deposit bonus i think atm, just google it tho
Selling ridiculously losing accounts if you bail me out desu
>>63962497
Lions to beat Packers is THE bet.
>Dat Staff/Megatron bromance
>Packers WRs have ghost hands
>Rodgers being shit
>Packers D are inconsistent
>Lions RBs getting their shit together
Brugge game ET corners O3 is a LARGE
>>63968496
I've lost 16/20 bets this month, all of them odds on. Heads gone
>>63968517
Outdone myself here
>>63968517
*laughs* ET?
>>63968517
>implying ET
>>63968531
Genuine offers only thanks
Anyone seen my head? Been missing since 3pm yesterday, lost thousands since then
>>63968517
>implying it was ever going to ET
>>63968581
Forcing the gimmick a bit too hard now desu
>>63968591
>aftertiming
Love to bottle you
>>63968581
pmsl
>>63968531
I've lost 42 of my last 50 bets
>>63968632
would love to bottle him anyway senpai
>>63968632
would like to have a bottle with you too m8
>>63968660
Take me back to November couldn't lose last month
>>63968673
Do you have any spirits at your place? Would love to test your gin
>>63968673
Not in the mood for banter pal, down an utter cunt today and just snapped at mum after she burnt my dinner
>>63968709
>he lives with mummy
>>63968709
She make you some tendies m8?
>>63968709
Hate to think what treatment the cat received
>>63968691
Not sure but I can rum to the store real quick
>>63968709
She shouldn't be burning your dinner mate, that's just out of line
>>63968741
Uni condoning abuse of women, there's a shock
>>63968726
Lasagne lid, I like it crispy anyway but that's not the point
>>63968739
He's out of the house, luckily for him
>tfw unless I'm betting on the Premier League, housemates always make fun of me asking if I have any bets on "u17 wheelchair yugoslavian volleyball" or something like that
>>63968991
Make fun of their tiny roll
>>63968991
Just show em all your profits you're making Paddy
>>63968991
Test their chins.
>>63968991
admit that they have a point. stop betting on stupid shit
>>63968991
Bet on La Liga than ;^)
Jamie West watching question time tonight lid?
anyone got any paddy power virtual football tips?
>>63968991
Tell them they're penny punting, slug, lefty, student, wetwipe mongs.
Why are leftists so effeminate?
>>63969063
Can't wait for lefties saying we should try and open a dialogue with isil
We should try and open a dialogue with isil
Good luck to you all with your major leage bets tonight. Just remember, Green Bay can turn your accy's to GOLD.
I have a tip.
How do i submit it?
>Not on Argentina +1.5
>this lineup
fucking hell
No relevance to the game today but I had to share this for the keks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UHADG7UEV4
I wouldn't bet on either team to win in tonight's NFL.
Green Bay have been shitting the pants as of late but could beat any team in the league if they have a good night.
Lions were terrible at the start of the season, in a good run of form now. Could easily beat Green Bay as well as get blown out.
I would just get on total game overs.
Rodgers over 263.5 yards and Stafford over 277.5 yards could be worth a punt, as neither team has exceptional defenses and you could be looking at a shootout.
Calvin Johnson under 85.5 might be a decent bet for most other receivers. He's had an ankle injury this week and won't be 100% tonight. He was used a lot as a decoy when injured last year. He is the kind of player you can never really count out however, so it's not worth betting on. 2 or 3 dragons and he's over 100 yards no problem.
Weather is cold but dry for the game so I reckon there will be a lot of passing, thus a lot of scoring and passing yards
>>63969172
>in the opening minute someone calling it a racist backlash for Paris
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>63969372
Imagine not waiting till the end of the game before posting this
>>63969410
>That OG
>That pen
Absolutely top, webming now
>>63969419
>Weather is cold but dry for the game so I reckon there will be a lot of passing, thus a lot of scoring and passing yards
decent analysis overall but Detroit plays in a covered stadium so the weather doesn't really matter
>>63969410
Theres one
>>63969539
Oh shit you're right. I always forget about domes.
Well it'll definitely be dry in that case
>>63969410
and
>>63969575
>I always forget about domes.
I do it too sometimes
>>63969581
Kek
SUMS
wtb on trinidad slags?
>>63969665
Woke up for this, not sure where the value lies, need a bit of in-play.
>>63969665
+3.5 got smacked now somebody hit -3 fairly hard
>3-0 DAs
Well I'm convinced. Twitching.
-3 is a gift
Tears. Took -3EH earlier thinking I was being shrewd as -3 would keep getting backed but it drifted. Never to beat Asia.
^Vintage Euan
£500 PER ACCOUNT
ALL ACCOUNTS MUST GO!
>>63969815
took -3.5 on uni @2.04, 1.85 at 365 everybody twitchin
on Canada -1,5 at half
and Canada winner of minute 0-29 interval
very much addict
James Luxton Taken the -3, Canada very comfortable on the ball, slowish start but getting good penetration nonetheless, up tempo and the goals will come
Like · Reply · Just now
Pmsl this fat wog at the back can barely move
Superlenny got Canada on a 0 lids.
>>63969894
Stream link?
>>63969920
its on fox soccer2go and you have to pay
An american should stream it really
>>63969678
are u rly mockers
111111111
1
was just smacking -1.5 fh utter utter
Bet 1.8% of your bankroll on the Packers tonight.
not sure if I should top up
Wonder how much a /bet/ team could smash these grills by
P M S L
M
S
L
Asia REFUSING to budge.
>>63970015
Bubblegum baby
>>63970015
would love to properly haze the rookie trader, absolutely seething that i don't have an account there
>>63970015
What site is this?
>>63970015
Thanks for the heads up m8
>>63970029
you had that 365 limited yet mate? :^)
>>63969972
As a follow-up for the Sunday games (percentages in reference to your total bankroll):
5.4% on the Cardinals
13.26% on the Ravens
5.18% on the Panthers
1% on the Texans
14.62% on the Giants
3.6% on the 49ers
5.84% on the Broncos
7.53% on the Chiefs
13.25% on the Patriots
5.9% on the Cowboys
Heads gone
>>63970067
Not yet but I max staked Kalloni DC @ 1.8 while is was 1.3 in Asia and they had pulled it using le secret method so not long left.
>>63970074
>14.62% on the Giants
>13.26% on the Ravens
>13.25% on the Patriots
>just bought fox soccer for a month
+ev
>>63970115
Should i just follow Asia to profit? example if something is 1.3 in Asia but 1.7 on 365 should i look into it or just back it?
>10(ten) shots in half an hour
Gonna get messy lads. Half cokes will be on me this weekend
Imagine pissing away tenners backing - like a true pseudo because you were too clueless to spot the pinoy value pmsl
>All this suspending
>>63970168
Either works. The latter giving you more variance and lower roi but less effort.
need another one or two in the FH like A I R
*laughs*
PGA?
>>63970168
Create a Betfair bot that just does it all for you m80
>>63970074
Dolphins & redskins win
what bookies do you check for odds in asia?
>>63970195
So follow Asia, find the discrepancy and quickly find team news?
>>63970241
Those two teams have an edge but not a big one. The odds are good enough to make the bets profitable in the long run. Last I checked both were at >+170
Lads, lads, lads. What is THE bet for tonight?
>>63970266
Oddsportal
>>63970312
I put three figures on your slags to score goals. Please tell them in Canadian French that I need goals like A I R
need that second canada goal before halftime like air Tbh
Need Trinidad to hold til ht like air so I can get involved at a decent price
>betting on canadian soccer teams
>>63970074
>ravens
>49ers
>cowboys without Romo
>tfw I will never be a qt Canadian striker brought on at half time to score a hat trick
disgusted with the sums i put on fh handis, gonna be up slightly if -3.5 and race to 9 hits, fucking slags finishing
>10 shots at the Trinidad and Tobago's U20s female goalkeeper
>1 goes in
Goals will come second half. Canada lacking a little quality in the final third but still hit post and bar and carved out a couple of other really good chances. Trinidad will tire too, theyre being given the run around.
>>63970430
>Reminder of the state of the T&T GK
>>63969561
>>63969410
>>63962497
source of that gif? I love watching videos of stuff getting made
>everyone getting on mainstream markets, hammering the odds while I'm making sweet profit on the +ev goals odd/even market - even @183
>>63970430
>>63970469
Oh wait that was the Cayman gk
Nevermind.
>>63970484
183? I'll flip a coin for those odds
>>63970484
Please have sex dullard
Why aren't you betting on Gignac to score any time tonight?
The Muslim guy was literally the only one with an opinion worth listening to and I think I would rather jump off a bridge than listen to Diane Abbotts screeching voice cause it goes right through my head but anyway
Thinking of getting on u3.75 desu. Not sure how you lids can trust a team that has 19 shots but 1 goal against a keeper which is safe to assume won't be very good
Who /already in too deep/ here?
>>63970433
-3.5 getting smacked hard, caught them @2.10 on mara, put in a bit more @2 and at 1.90 now
the sheer irresponsibility of my actions repulses me, need to turn the rball off
So deep on Canada -2.5
Wow, shaking so much
>>63970531
So you're saying goals are due?
>>63970531
You either back minus or don't get involved
>>63970531
Have you been watching? T&T look knackered
>>63970549
>>63970561
Are Canada really going to get 4 more though? Probably sit this one out since I'm not on the initial line
>>63970575
No I was watching QT
fonbet got Canada on +
How much is a losing 365 worth?
When the Trinidad keeper boots it from the edge of the box and it bounces before the centre circle >>>>>
>>63970629
At LEAST 1k. 365 is pretty decent, prob a mix between true bubblegums and asia in my experience.
Scared
-2 is out of this world.
There is ~40 minutes still to play.
Huge chance
Done it all wrong.
Heads gone. Going to be down 4k
v. concerned
Canada been utter shit this half
Rebacking -1.5.
LITERALLY shaking and frothing at the mouth.
Canada EASILY score 2 more. The bookies are basically saying "Please take our money."
Can only pray Mackers went big on it.
Rball guy obviously forgotten the goal button. Must be at least 3-0 up in real life.
need 3 goals from canada
>40-1 DAs
Jesus
Anyone watching a stream? How horrific is the Canadian finishing?
Don't worry lids, just called up the t & t gaffer and he is subbing off the keeper and throwing in a slag who is in on the fix. Her middle name is noah, floodgates opening soon.
>>63970802
Probably riddled with stis, no value there to be honest
mfw need 3 more
>>63970905
Yeah I know, I could go fuck her this weekend but a bit scared about that. Background is sketch. More research needed.
>>63970873
They've had two good chances this half inside the box. One wide and one straight at keeper.
>>63970916
What's she watching
>>63970936
Euan sent her a pic of his dick.
>>63970936
Sarajevo rball
>>63970936
Canada Women U20s vs Trinidad and Tobago U20 Women
:^)
>>63970916
B u r g e r nips
Why wont they score? :(
Clean through and falls over hahahahahahaahhahaaha
>>63971033
Because you aren't there bb :3
Need 2 more like AIR.
Doing my goal dance here.
This is a fucking joke.
How is this even allowed to be traded?
I have seen better play from kids down the park while walking my dog.
FUCK OFF.
l-lads, was this canada slags game supposed be over?
d-d-did you fuck up?
It is not often that I feel keked by an entire nation however tonight is one of those times.
THIRTY SHOTS
THIRTY
FUCKING
SHOTS
Small on T & T next goal.
Would just suit the game perfectly.
>>63971135
Would probably be worst rball since Sarajevo if it ended 1-1
Dos
2 more pls
2222
pmsl
Even 1 more will do Canada pls. I just want my stakes back
Need at least one more.
Goal Dance hasnt failed me yet. COME ON.
>>63971215
Are you chanting "This will not be beaten" too? You've gotta do everything you can to help yourself
Praying to the ghost of Matthew Stevens for one more.
Sacramento Kings just win baby $2.08 at home.
Prices are out of whack here, Celtics early season form has drop off but vegas hasn't fully adjusted yet. Boogie will destroy this front court of the celtics.
L u m p o n
>>63971247
I am now. Good plan lad.
>>63971291
Celtics just beat Miami on the road though lad
Opposing Canada with my life next game
>>63970671
I'm willing to sell desu, I'm down £1700 on it
This is a fucking disgrace.
>>63971307
They also got pumped by Orlando, Just think it was a bad match up desu for Miami, Celtics are just way too inconsistent and don't deserve to be favs on the road here
>>63971323
Unders or opposition + would be the bet, they may not have scored many but you can't deny they've been well in control
>hear goal sound
>full time
literally knocked my drink all over the floor fuck off
You guys never learn with the Canadian soccer.
down mountains, feel a lump in my throat, only saving grace is a large on the -1.5 on uni around 80th minute
still cannot believe how a woman can save so many shots, need her instagram along with a chase bet from you lads like oxygen
>>63971425
hate this shit
Fuck off J West. I know you are reading this.
Is Honduras THE chase? Need to know for a friend
>>63971504
:^)
>>63971519
At least Honduras + but I'm gonna wait for inplay.
Can see Honduras being more capable than bookies have them and it possibly being a tight game.
dc/sw potential goldmines
chasing on club america SW @1.95
>>63971825
>disallowed goal for pumas
jesus christ i just want peace
>>63971881
O0.5fh is 100% happening
>>63971907
did take o2.5 too, both america has a WORLD attack and both defences are shite
Here we go again lids
Surely Honduras + is a bet?
>>63971825
Why?
This stadium can't have more than 2 changing rooms can it? Why would it. So surely Canada and Trinidad are occupying them which leads me to the question where did the Jamaican and Honduran slags get changed etc.
>>63971938
lmao
Stream for honduras?
>>63972151
foxsoccer2go is the only place to watch
Just got back from walking the dog and just seen the score. I'm not usually one to let people convince me out of a bet but fuck sake I should've took the unders
>not on honduras
zzzzzz
superb free kick
surreal
damn, only got on the handi, wanted to wait a bit for DC
wouldn't mind a cheeky harmless jamaica fluke goal for value
hi boys
uruguay r u around
The chase is in
Packers backers on suicide watch
>>63965222
>>63967687
>>63969250
metaKnight's head has absolutely GONE.
>>63972975
>implying it ever existed
Lost 200 on a 17-0 blowout yesterday too. This guy lmao
>>63971389
The game is in Mexico City, both teams are on the road.
>>63969419
this is looking good. wish i'd gone for o48 now :(
anyone fancy overs in the spurs game? line too low at 182.5 tbqh
>>63973128
inclined to agree desu senpai. Gonnna back it
What do u guys think of highest scoring quarter being the 1st? 17pts. @3.4
pmsl @ lefty student slugs
>>63973128
>>63973188
Spurs have been playing insanely good defense and Memphis is typically a good defense team. Although maybe the Spurs are >due
zzz red for club america on a pointless tackle, almost rubbed the shins with his testicles, looked like he wanted to scissor that puto, great way to kill 2 bets with 1 stone
>>63973285
Not all students aren't like that I promise
i've been out of /bet/ for a bit, what does pmsl mean
>>63973482
post more slips lid
>>63973482
(P)oor (M)ugs (S)hould (L)augh
>>63973482
perhaps mongs should lurk
>>63973482
proper muggy shit lad
Honduras at 2.4. Should I get on or play it safe with dnb?
the only people watching this game is you bunch of gamblers.
also is blondie playing?
>>63972975
Green Bay is THE bet to not make i meant to say LOL
>botswana premier league
What a time to be alive lids
>>63975152
what's the bet?
>>63974680
epic, i like it
Do you guys want to make a database of websites that have info for each particular league?
>>63975500
every league - google.com (if you can use it properly)
Thread is about to die. Try not to have a retarded north american OP.
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