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>>63952788
We should probably add it to the OP
Heads gone sub sub edition
Dire image.
>>63952814
fuck off
>>63952801
We should probably finish it. Someone contributed a lot to the left most column but the rest needs sorted. I've filled in most of what I know but it needs more. And more columns suggested to be added.
>>63952811
What you been on today lid? Always lose my head when I'm up a bit when I should be UAC
missed the celta bet :(
>doubted Liverpool but trusted Valencia
On:
Madrid
Barca
Sevilla
Celta
Accy
>>63952788
do bookies limit you based on the size of your withdrawals? i have made countless small ones on mara because it's free and instant, not limited there though
>>63952903
you can still get on Emelec if youre daring enough
Euan can't beat Asia sub sub edition
Lads, lads, lads. Tail my parlay.
>>63952831
Is there a definitive way to tell if a bookie tracks an IP address?
02 in sudamericana looks good
HEADS GONE HEADS GONE
WHERES YOUR HEAD GONE?
THIS VALUE REALLY TURNS ME ON
>2 goals from munir
unbeliavable, one more please, wouldn't mind a cheeky saurez sub to put my fiver on him to score the 7th
>>63952965
I just read this
>>63952994
>implying it isn't time for GSW
>>63953002
Not that I know of. Just from experience of getting a new account block/limited from the same IP. Personally I use a VPN to create the account then just log in without it after resetting my router.
>>63953063
Just send money to friend, let them deposit then use theres on a vpn, what I've been doing.
>>63952994
Why pacers?
North Leigh -1.5 AH desu senpai
>be liverpool fan
>see lineup
>put bet on southampton to win
What do almeria think they are doing
James, isco casemiro&jese is good enough for me. Madrid -.5 fh.
>>63953002
They will but I doubt it's top of their tracking list. Ip's change all the time and numerous legit users could use the same one. Iesnare obv the biggest tool for bookies, and I think some e.g. mara track browser fingerprints closely https://panopticlick.eff.org/.
suicidal
never EVER again betting on basketball slags totals
fuck this shit
>>63953218
http://www.oxso.co.uk/osonline/index.php
tears
>>63953382
how the hell do you find these things
Kurt Drago surreal today 3/3, Hibernians Women AND Pieta Hotspurs in too
>>63953321
Tears if youre not on. Hamez is too much for these plumbers.
F A T D A D D Y
>>63953499
Gormless looking bastard
>>63953521
F I T
D
A
D
D
Y
ORIGIIIIII
a brilliant goal
>J West rents a flat
Mackers wants 15k on Gary to win
S H A K I N G
>watching the apprentice on a 15 minute delay so i've got to lead the thread for an hour
bugger me
>>63953666
Valencia will not win
>>63953666
Cash out
well I lost every single bet I did today, that's nice I guess
I'm planning on exclusively betting on local games and follow good tips given, sounds like a plan?
>>63953708
What's the problem with betting on other leagues?
>>63953720
I'm absolute shit
>>63953655
tears
Joseph already won it last week
can anyone stop liverpool under klopp?
Vana surreal
Going no break something if North Leigh dont score again. Commentators been saying it is pure rape all game.
>Joseph selling high-end flats
pmsl
>>63953680
Same ffs
>>63953738
Post last 5 soccer bets
As if it's difficult to sell houses in London ffs
>tfw wasn't on North Leigh corners
>wasn't on North Leigh -20 corners
fucking tears t bh
So much on North Leigh next goal
>>63953666
good work bro. Velencia scored. Cashout.
need a deportivo goal like /eire/ desu
>Scott
>offside goal
CUNTS
>>63953887
Cashed out 2 minutes before the Valencia goal because they were looking so shit. Gutted.
>>63953814
non-uruguay
Hibernians v Kirkop slags - u2 - lost
Swiss - Czech slags o5.5 - won
North Ireland - Swiss slags o7.5 - won
Urawa Red -1.0 v Parceiro Nagano slags - won
Alianza - Metapan AH - tie
well now that I see it it's not that bad
it's just that betting on basketball ruins my confidence and end up thinking I'm a failure at everything
Pmsl J West and his dad in the pink shirt
>>>/tv/ if you want to discuss The Apprentice
>>63954002
>betting on a sport where the result is decided in the last 2 minutes
There's your problem m8
>>63954037
Hello newfriend, how much are you down on Southampton and your other mainstream mug bets tonight? Lmao
Honestly so fucking down after this North Leigh shite. Might just stop now tb h
>>63954063
0
But it is a television show and has its own thread on /tv/, to discuss it in /bet/ is clearly ioff topic especially as you are not discussing betting on a winner for example.
Please remain on topic in order to avoid bans and disrupting the thread.
>They didn't do a Barca-Liverpool double again
>>63954057
it's just that I'm great in the local league but my style of betting depends way too much on knowing the teams
betting on overseas basket, even argentinian or brazilian, ruins me. I think I can do well if I follow stats and bet conservatively but still lose. I think I have like a 15-0 streak outside and about 13-2 here
liverpool -1 value was surreal
>>63954105
Team news and rball gets discussed in here because it contributes to who wins a football match that you can bet on so why isn't discussing the process of a competition on which you can also bet on who wins allowed?
Need 4 more goals in the Real Madrid game like A I R
Feel physically sick at the amount lost on North Leigh
MACKERS WANTS 20K ON SELINA TO LEAVE
>>63954136
I fail to see how laughing at someone wearing a pink shirt will help you determine a winner.
>>63954173
Bet you're a right laugh at parties
>>63954234
Fuck off
Hahahaha gone from up 1k to even for the day
C B A
B
A
>>63954253
>implying its muslims
S C E N E S
C
O
T
T
>>63954323
>tfw fucking news sites had already spoilt it
what happens if madrid gets disqualified? I got money madrid yo win the first half.
Anyone else getting up at 5 for the Phillipines University footie games?
Betting sevilla, deportivo and real
fucking benitez and cheryshev
>>63954354
>what happens if madrid gets disqualified?
Why would they?
>>63954399
Cheryshev was suspended, but they still played him.
>depor fucked up my -1 accy for £360 off a quid
Oh well at least the valencia/depor/sevilla treble came through. Just meed another real goal for a proper uac day
>>63954354
Bets on the game will stand.
>>63954399
Ineligible player
>>63954422
Oh lel, pretty much any other team and they'd be kicked out for sure but Real probably get away with it desu and just get some slap on the wrist.
Bookies will still pay your regardless, void bet at worst.
>didn't go for slightly shorter odds on emelec on 365 for the cash-out option, not anticipating the possible choke of a lead due to title race pressure
shaking my head at this slip up, need to shrewd up for the night
Horrible horrible day
>>63954368
>>63954368
Go LARGE on Cadiz DC now. Real DEFLATED
Based £3 left in my account
North Leigh DAC
no more goals in the madrid matcg desu.
anyone on warriors? big al is out and i can't see hornets keeping it close when they'll have to play through their guards, unders looks tempting too
How did Madrid get Cheryshev onto the pitch? Do the officials not check this shit?
r e a l
tfw you go to piss in the sink but a little poop comes out too
>>63954993
just how fat are you?
was shaking so much i cashed this out just before valencia scored, woulda returned 5600, please kill me
>>63955037
>dkk
zzzzzzzzzz
>>63955037
>Cashing out ever
>>63955037
Just take solace in the fact that you're still up 15% instead of down 100% m8. Profit is profit
>>63955021
i'm not fat at all, I'm rather slim. 6'1" 175lbs
>>63955037
i would have cashed out too desu
ive lost more from cashing out too early than gained
pissed off my ACCA is going to be void because of Real Madrid's incompetence
>>63955037
>shaking over £80
>>63955037
still profit lid
December has been absolutely awful, can't wait to take a well earned break
Evening lids
>>63955138
Good evening.
>>63955138
Did you see Hilary Benns speech Jenny?
>>63955193
Clover so fucking shit fuck off
Hate that I agree with those smelly protesters ffs
>>63955288
tears fuck off Lee
>>63955288
b8 will get replies/10
>>63953120
no chris paul
>>63955368
>>63955339
lmao
L E E
E
E
tears at everyone betting on Real Madrid
all bets are void
>>63955379
Politics huh
>>63955393
Already got my money famette but good try.
>>63955379
chat shit get banged tbqh
Serious question - why are Brits the only shrewd posters here? It's understandable that Americans aren't due to their lack of bookies and games carried but why is it that Euros are only interested in mainstream shit and mug bets?
>>63955466
Joe such a psuedo intellectual
>>63955477
Seriously cringing at Colm even more though
>>63955466
Would love to test Colm's chin
Reminder Lee never actually posted on /bet/, someone just a linked a video of him and /bet/ just said it was him.
>>63955488
Luxton such a judge
>>63955470
English language board, innit. You'd need the crossover between English speaking and shrewd and that is obviously going to be mostly British people
>>63955498
Nah it was a screenshot that had his Google+ name. Could easily been faked too but there was definitely a vocal Green support that has since disappeared in from /bet/
>>63955509
The Euro's English on here is WORLD compared to blogabet
absolute state of their English tbqh euan famm
>>63955539
You're right actually. I forgot how that went down
Thread's here: http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/58205942/#58210250
Although there is a tiny chance it's a different Lee Burkwood.
>known 4chan browser
>running the seats
Colm looks the type who isn't that clever but blazes a lot and watches too many youtube documentaries so thinks he's wise
>>63955470
The English have a betting culture ingrained in them. Ever hear of the pseudo cheeky chappies known as the peaky blinders?
>>63955543
Yeah, thats my point. Only people with good English browse /sp/ so the "shrewdies" on blogabet wont be on /sp/ to see /bet/.
Lads. Say I had an (somehow still) unlimited 365 account with thousands in it, well in profit, and all made on "obscure" games. What is the chance of it getting limited if I make a withdrawal?
I think the best thing about Footy is meeting up with your mates, having a beer and shouting at everything. Great stress relief!
>>63955603
I thought the limiting on withdrawal was a meme. Never experienced it.
>>63955381
>it's ever been different
Great post
proper buzzing for Syria away... Its the english boys making all the noise!
>>63955661
Certainly is real at some bookies
>>63955690
You ever get that fonbet account money?
>>63955753
Yeah. Finally got a reply, sent them a photo of the ID next to the ID owner's face. Then a few days later got a few k from the russian mafia. Spend a week looking over my shoulder expecting bald men in a jeep to pick me up and kill me but it didnt happen.
>Greek anon will never return to post shrewd accys
;_;
>>63955690
Never experienced this, but then I don't think I've ever withdrawn from an account which was still unlimited why would you?
>>63955832
because I'm a poor student and have more money in my bet365 account than my bank account
thinking of smacking o2.5 if it gets to around evens in the chile cup final, hopefully no more goals for a while
>>63955832
Well, >>63955844 is actually true but the main reason is money is building up in my 365 account while others are in need of a deposit
>>63955849
didn't like the odds movement on the overs, addict bets on o9.5 corners and a sending off to happen instead
>bomb threat at the local hospital
Literally why? Why would you call in a bomb threat to a hospital?
Got on.colo DC
Anyone else get a bit peeved in fiction when the writers/characters talk about odds and get it wrong?
I was just playing Fallout 4 and you're looking for the guy that kidnapped your son and this detective that's helping you thinks he knows who did it and says "9/1 odds says he's our guy" to imply that it's likely it was him. couldn't stop shaking my head to be honest
Anyone else think the curry is going to smack the shit out of the hornets? He's in his home town and it's literally Dell Curry night (his dad played for the hornets).
Also, Al Jefferson is out. and so is the 2nd string PG. Both sides are going to rain 3s as well, taking the overs
>>63956001
I do. Not quite autistic enough to have a little rage about it but there is a little internal pain.
>>63956019
im on the fence between warriors ats and unders, you taking curry player totals m8?
>>63956051
I'm taking curry overs, total overs, and GS -9.
they're going to lose soon but not tonight
>>63955037
tfw contemplated getting on your accy but didnt and lost my own bets. Sorry danebro i'll listen the next time
Who will step down as leader of their respective Parties first?
Corbyn @ 1.67
Cameron @ 2.10
Corbyn is VALUE
>>63956175
absolute not.
THE bet lids
>>63956075
decided to get on -9.5 and the curry overs myself, not really sure how much charlotte will contribute to the total but let's hope for the best
>>63956175
You're aware Cameron is confirmed quitting at the end of this term right?
>>63956194
you're aware Corbyn is 66 (SIXTY SIX) right?
>>63956194
of course lid, I just think that Corbyn is dividing the labour so much that he will be pretty much forced to quit soon
>>63956193
6th best offense in the NBA
colo colo x2
43 minutes liddos
>>63956361
until what
>>63956193
their perimeter shooting is going to be on point, going to be relying on 3 guys with like 36% combined from beyond the 3 line.
was this > < close to getting on klay Thompson O18.5
>>63956370
A large
>>63956391
are you gonna tip it when the time comes or are you just rubbing it in our face
>>63956361
Assuming you're talking the same competition I was eyeing earlier I kinda figured info would be sparse so didn't actually bother researching and was gonna just rball it if rball was actually provided, sort of thinking it won't be.
>>63956412
Will tip of course liddo
>>63956412
rub
>>63956421
Info is very, very sparse but there's enough to support it, line out by about 3 goals probably
>>63956450
Pmsl lines are right, even if they're wrong good luck getting more than a few fivers on
>>63956469
Please have sex you clueless little slug, would love to test your greasy little chin
>>63956450
I can believe it. Staying up for the other matches too?
>>63956519
Please have a good night sleep. I know I will, enjoy winning a few fivers! Maybe you could buy the new call of duty video game you triple digit roll, student, psuedo shrewdie!
>this game is super obscure xD must be value somewhere lolz!!
>>63956628
>he doesn't have several 10bet skins
Begging you to either go have sex or a good tug. Sorry that your 50p midweek accy lost lid, maybe next week eh? Pmsl, I know Filipino college football, you slimy little slug so just stick to your premier league bets kiddo.
>>63956628
Not him but
>This game is super obscure. Oh well I'm sure bookies will ahve it priced spot on so I won't bother with it.
That logic seems far more flawed to me. Can totally imagine bookies have fucked this up.
>>63956674
Each one will lay you 100 and then say max exposure reached, if PGA or another group tip they will pull the game within a minute
>>63956681
I've looked into it extensively prices are right assuming no major team news
>>63956734
>I've looked into it extensively prices are right assuming no major team news
Clearly haven't looked hard enough, please go to bed and stop being an arse
>>63956734
Where is the results? I assume you are correct because the bookies price is going to be off the table as is >>63956755 judgement.
I see the wiki page isnt updated and there is no football results on last season's page. All the links I get go to a site that is for selling the domain and I dont exactly have much time left
>>63956755
Stop stringing people along you scruffy meff. You know there's no bet and even if there was you couldn't get a worthwhile sum. PLEASE go to bed, you'll be so grumpy in the morning and you'll get nothing done as you'll be so tired. Night x
Ya ya ya ya ya ya toure
>>63956784
So you're saying -5 is the correct line and it shouldn't be higher? Just checking so I can pmsl at you when they cover it with ease.
3:2 incoming?
>>63956788
meh, would have probably got on colo if i didn't put money on the addict markets, do sending off bets count in extra time?
Don't have an account unfortunately but Arellano -3.5 on Unibet is world
Would really enjoy doing a survey on waste management at your houses, would love to test your bins
>>63956892
smacking
>>63956892
Nice
>>63956904
i really like you, would love to be your next of kin
>>63956892
>Came back
Was about to rage when it went on a long suspend while I was depositing
>>63956892
@1.65 not worth it right?
What's the bet? Is -4.75 on bet365 too poor a line?
tbf EAC look like chumps, they lost their first game in the NCAA 12-0.. two days ago.
Unreal sums on Arellano
>>63957104
11-0 tbf, wiki have it wrong
This goes huge lids
nothing to see here desu, alarm set for 5am tho lids
>>63957167
fair enough, was reading it off a filipino blog
>>63957081
Too early to say
>>63957171
Shaking at the thought
unless someone has info that nobody else does there's no bet here. anyone twitching on this sort of thing is a mug.
>EAC trying to attack
Going to be an unreal amount of goals on the counter
>>63957209
>betting -3.5 when the line is -4.75 makes you a mug
>>63957280
no, that's fine, but i imagine the number of people with a unibet account is fairly limited.
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>on too late
FUCK
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It begins
It begins.
EAC shot on goal
It's over
hello paul
Paul Maughan -3.5 on uni at 8/11 I'd anyone wants a lower handi than 365
Like · Reply · 12 mins
Paul Maughan
Paul Maughan No idea if it's a bet, just seems a bit of a difference is all.
Like · Reply · 12 mins
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SUMS
>>63957356
Paul surreal, what a shrewdie
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>6 minutes without a goal
Sweating so much
>>63957440
soon goy
took -2.5 FH, shaking so much, don't want to get left out of the profits
>Curry line is only 30
>GS line is only -9
>o/u is only 208
ZZZZZZZZ
Penalty?
>>63956815
tears
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Fitness hasn't even kicked in yet pmsl
>>63957587
UAC, glad i dodged the unders
arellano FH surreal
Red card when
>inb4 it ends 3-0 and the handi isn't covered
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>>63957756
>implying these spotty engineering students aren't going to tire completely
1 DA in 30 minutes pmsl
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unibet still out of line with their handicaps
>>63957808
just went LARGE on -6.5 @2.08, tempted to put in some more
All in on Santos to win penalties
This goes double figures tbqh lids
>>63957875
Utter utter utter@me
Gonna be UAC :--D
>>63958031
>yfw trader accepts it
>>63958050
>mfw it loses
>Shot on target
>its not a goal
>kobr literally comes back from the dead to fuck up my bets then die in peace
CONCERNED
rball guy dead
LMAO
THE SWEAT
>>63957753
Now
They've walked off the field in protest pmsl
REDS EVERYWHERE
I want off this wild ride
AYY
>stop shaking for a while seeing the engineers red
>arellano gets one a minute after
SEND HELP
>Getting sent off at 4-0 up
How retarded do you have to be?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
LOL
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THE FUCK
Think they got sent off for the same incident most likely. The more open pitch will only benefit one team
the very methodical engineers crumble under the disorganization brought by the red card, n-never in doubt lads
I JUST WANT OFF THIS RIDE
Based Suns pull through
Would like one more from Arellano but will be content with it ending as is
>>63958671
Its a refund as it is m8
need 2 arellano goals like A I R
Trader so so shrewd.
>>63958762
Spoke too soon
>>63958762
lel
> M I S S E D
DAC
>Missed pen
>Instant goal at other end
lolwut
>>63958789
Take that back
MISSED
I
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S
E
D
Wait...
GOAL
O
A
L
>Greasy Filipino rball guys finger slipped
>>63958801
UAC
SURREAL unders value tbqh faam
put 20 more on -5.5 @1.87, felt like a heartattack when that penalty missed, based rebounds
ANOTHER R E D
P M S L
>>63958824
>Red
Gonna be about 10 min added
Never betting on this league again
How autistic are these children to be getting reds at this point?
surreal.
Jesus Christ -6.5 was sweaty. Shaking. Have a good night lids xx.
That was fun. Who ready for another filipino ride?
wtb?
thanks for the bet lids, love it when we all get on some obscure game and it wins
>>63959023
5am game should be good m80
man Curry saved my ass today, only slightly down now
would've bet my life savings on Malvin - Hebraica because at one point Malvin was +10.5 and that was nowhere near a 10 point difference match. though the match went into OT and I would've gotten a stroke
still really nice match, the two best local teams on par with the brs and argies
>not betting on EOFap's unders as soon as the match starts
I'm literally buying a rope to suicide because I forgot about this match
Have to twitch on -2 tbqh
>>63959702
>All these early yellows
What the fuck is wrong with this country?
NEED -1.75 like AIR
>>63959732
Angry manlet syndrome
>>63959749
unibet got -1.5 at 1.70 senpai
man I put some money on an u33.5 fourth quarter anyways and it ended on 32 points with a missed 2 pointer on the last second
fuck basketball
except the warriors
also I forgot about tipping today's match lel
>>63959784
Already got pennies on that, 10bet and skins on -1.75 now
>>63959806
Fair enough mate, I'm with you having pennies on -1.5 too.
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IT BEGINS
Imagine being able to make rball bets on spotty Filipino engineering students at 4am, what a world we live in
>You'll never be a greasy spotty Filipino kid
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Can't wait to tell mum about this over the phone in the morning
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Gonna have a pokey bum wank to celebrate
>full markets on 10bet
Pmsl
>-1 AH
GIFT
>>63960295
As soon as I read your post they score ;-;
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>-0.75 and -0.5 soon
When will the madness stop lids?
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lmfao 55555
students SHATTERED
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So many brains, so many sums, so many mountains. Thank you based spotty Filipino engineering students.
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UPHSD lads were clearly on the sauce last night
can't wait for the arellana -uphsd money train
Very concerned
>>63960562
Next game should be the biggest win tbqh
>5 goals ahead
>get red carded
I feel I saw this somewhere
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STATE of these nerds
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K N A C K E R E D
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Literally Counter Attack: The tournament
Dread to think how sweaty the UPHSD keeper is right now.
Bet they get caught out from this corner and concede on the counter
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>>63960642
Pmsl called it
7777777777
Spotty engineering students SEETHING
IMAGINE the girls banging these losers. Just imagine.
St Benilde confirmed patron saint of /bet/
MISSED PENALTY AYYYYY
>o7.5 @17
zzzzzz please have sex spotty student striker
>-6
mildly concerned
Praise be unto him
>>63960753
San Beda beat EAC 12-0
Arellano beat EAC 7-0
Arellano beat Mapua 6-1
San Beda arguably best team, reigning champions with U23 NT and UFL experience
inb4 random 0-0
>San Beda on a -3.5 at Unibet
PMSL
>>63960792
man what a joke
>>63960764
Move over liddo
>>63960792
absolutely SMACKED
Pls unsuspend unibet
>>63960855
pulled
>Pulled
Fuck off unibet
>only managed to get £20 on -3.5
Feel fucking sick desu
4 figures from limited 365/uni/betfair pennies and 4 figures from 10bet all from a bunch of greasy little shitskins, tears
let's go lids
It begins AGAIN
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IT BEGINS
Will San Beda get more goals then Mapus DAs?
>>63961000
nah
I wonder how much would the score be affected if players knew how much money is on them
Hello where are the goals
Can I still join the fun of this match or is it too late?
SMASHED unders t b h
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>>63961095
Yes, ends 10-0
probably ends double digits tb h
>>63961095
once it started it was too late
you have to wait until the lines are good, and snatch them before they score
I grabbed a 3 goal line for first half somehow
>>63961104
lel
>>63961122
concerned
Praying to Bede for 7-0+
>>63961113
>>63961095
>>63961104
>>63961110
Filipino student football bringing us all together lids
wish /bet/ was always this comfy tb h
>>63961137
I told ya brehs
born just in time to join yuros in dank betposting
Shaking at the thought of the final score
A comfy goal every 10 minutes would be nice tbqh
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>>63961137
That's based to be honest.
Is there any stream available?
Is it too early to discuss Green Bay @ Detroit? I'm staking 3 stacks of high society on Green Bay.
Good or bad decision?
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SURREAL
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Imagine being asleep pmsl
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At what scoreline does it become unacceptable to keep running up?
ILL that I only managed to get £25.32 on -3.5
What a fucking GIFT
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PMSL at these spotty gender studies students
>>63961189
Haven't been this comfy since the universiade.
Literally however much you put on you should be feeling ill right now.
Green Bay very overrated. I'm taking the value bet on Detroit.
Btw, can you please post more dota tips. I'm a huge fan! Thank you metaKnight!
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>>63961217
N-NESTLE? You didnt reply to my Faceb message :(
>>63961217
THE PAC IS BACK
Mapua walking off in protest pmsl
>>63961217
PAC
A
C
are they just passing the ball around with their goalie so they don't get scored on?
>>63961239
Replied :^)
>no goal in 7 minutes
Scared tbqh
>>63961304
I'm gonna lose my bank h-hold me brehs
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fucking half time goal lines I could feel my blood pressure
>>63961000
winning 6-4 atm
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TEARS at anyone not constantly rebacking overs on this game
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SURREAL UNREAL SUMS, THANK YOU FILIPINO LITERATURE STUDENTS
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>Not backing 9 goals in one half
It's like you guys dont even want money
unibet trader getting the sack tbqh
>>63961420
shaking
How does this even?
Does anyone know what the rball downtime was, are we getting like 5 mins ET?
noooo my gains
Final score predictions then lids, I'll say 14-0
Anything decent to bet on that game ?
half time lines
until the 8th goal it seems :(
>>63961457
Im considering backing 12-0,13-0,14-0,15-0 tbqhwyfam
>>63961437
Unreal fuck up.
>handi covered by more than double in first half alone
>>63961457
I got money on everything from 12-0 to 16-0
>DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
HOPE NO ONE SOLD 9 GOALS
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I'm literally crying
>Superlenny on a 0 throughout
speechless desu
I wish I could join you guys :(
>wasnt on 9th goal
>>63961457
pre game 13-0 was odds of 40.00
tears
>>63961503
lel
>>63961494
love this gimmick
>SAN BEDA NEXT GOAL 1.16
ENTIRE BANKROLL ON THIS DESU
>>63961503
>land of the free
holy shit that was close
shaking so much god damn
Imagine being a wageslave and checking the thread after you wake up and before you go off to stack shelves and seeing all the world bets you missed out on pmsl
>>63961503
So this is that land of the free I've been hearing so much about...
>>63961516
>tfw penalty mapua
>tfw missed
>tfw rebound scores
>>63961516
FUUUUUUUCK I WAS PRESSING THE BUTTON AND THIS GOT CRUSHED
>>63961534
>tfw it went down to under 1.1 before i backed it
>>63961523
Thats me desu
LMFAO BOOKIES SORT OF FIXED IT, 16-0 JUST GOT TO 11 FROM 19 AYY
>-4 line
>suspended
>-5 line
TRADER SO SO SHREWD
>>63961539
tears little liddo, better have a shower. Your shift will be starting soon
pmsl
I had to work so hard to go from my humble 15 to 70
now I went from 45 to 140 in minutes albeit losing some life expectancy on that ninth goal
lads is anyone even betting on the cska match?
>>63961557
It's okay uruguay we will make more money now friend
>>63961569
Just backed them next goal HARD, day of muggy bets
>pic related
>what im riding after all these wins
TEARS
>>63961556
implying you're a millionaire off shrewd bets LOL
lads, i don't like that i'm being filtered/ignored now. i don't even know how to filter posts, and i've been called a "nerd" by people on this thread. can someone give me some meaningful fucking input on tomorrow's nfl game?
>Unibet's intern trader when he gets in the office this morning
GUYS
MAPUA TO COME BACK 10-9 @ 151
GET ON IT NOW
>>63961579
pmsl
>>63961586
>only 151
sides
i have $200 on vega @ 1.61 vs. Liquid in dota tomorrow. vega just slapped #1 ranked team secret, they are incredibly well coordinated. liquid is simply going to be outclassed here. 1.61 is great value, should be more like 1.23
>>63961600
>betting on the chokeartists that are vega
man there's people attending that match who could live off a month on what I made just now
and I'm a third worlder, can't imagine about what yuros are making
>>63961586
Could literally stick 3 zeroes on the end of those odds and I still wouldn't touch it
>>63961610
Made like 1200 on it just rebacking up to 7 from 2.5
>>63961610
4 figures
Euan will be seething when he wakes up
Anyone feeling risky on 2nd half, feel as tho value is lost
I think this blowout is a bit extreme, but I thought matches with all those goals were way more uncommon. last week you had a field day with both yuro and south american slags
>>63961645
was going to jump on the -4 but team scored and trader fixed the odds
>>63961585
Underrated post. Should apply at the Unibet offices on Malta and chill out with Kurt on the weekends.
>>63961585
what did this girl see?
>>63961607
it's actually going to be a very easy win for them. liquid simply can't match up to their level. vega is looking great. they did have a few rough games at the game show tournament, but they are still a top team. it's like tsonga vs robredo.
i also just found out that live in play doto won't be available until the summit tournament next week.
>>63961645
got on -4.0 at 8-0 think that will probably be it for me tbqh famalam
>>63961668
Quality bet tbqhwy family, i just personally backed over 15,15.5 at 1/20 bankroll
Might be some fun when its gets to the 85+ minute and odds start going up for late goals.
>>63961668
I am also looking to back next goal on san bedo as soon as that shit hits like 1.20 with a big amount
D O U B L E D I G I T S
Fuck at going for them to win by 16 yolo
yeah i fucked up with my greek gf sooooooooooooooooooooooooo my credit card has 300 dollars on it, give me 300 dollars to piss away.
10 already
to be honest I feel value is lost shaking my head
>get home late
>enter my username and password to log in to /bet/
>see i missed a train
>tfw
Gentle reminder, San Breda were 8-0 up at half time in their last game and "only" won 12-0. Doesn't look like they'll be slowing down this half. Just a thought though.
could someone explain this?
Seems like their bloodlust has been satisfied
wow, i just realized. you can make easy money on footy. Easiest bet of my life desu.
>>63961755
no habla spico
>>63961751
They were 5-0 up at HT mong and it finished 11-0
Tfw waiting for 11th to get to at least 1.2 and then putting whole life on it
>>63961763
or not
>>63961765
HEH
>>63961765
m8...
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>>63961755
The higher line is the "asian" line.
>>63961765
you have terrible luck m8
>>63961785
why is it higher?
Is/Was PGA going wild over this too?
the 14 line is coming bois, will you hop on?
>>63961819
They're all asleep getting ready for their first plumbing job of the day
>>63961794
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_handicap
>>63961819
Just one guy.
>Not chipping the ball down the middle at this point
>>63961836
not enough time
>>63961845
Haway man, there was Paul on it too
>>63961865
heh
>>63961755
>>63961765
TEARS
At what point do Mapua just walk off the pitch and they void all handicap bets?
metaknight pls stay safe
>was on 14-0 cs
>didn't back 17-0
will this come back to haunt me
lads remember that sometimes those matches end even before 90 minutes
Meta, stick to losing 1.20 shots on your geeky game liddo
pmsl
>metaknight
am laffin
>leave for some food
>come back
>14-0
Holy shit
pls slow down need 16-0 win not more no bully
>>63961913
There are no breaks on the rape train
>>63961913
I feel you mayn, realized I didn't take 17-0
>yfw mapua pen in the 90th minute
>CSKA MISSES A PEN
OH EM GE
lads I hope you didn't take my advice on mapua comeback
it was a joke you know
>yfw metaKnight wins his bet
>>63961943
FUCK I lumped the house on it.
>>63961943
tricked me desu senpai, did u get over ur 140
Pls no more goals
pls one more goal at most no bully
>the current state of metas anus right now
>>63961951
>yfw 16161616161616161616
>>63961959
Fuck
C S K A
One more for metaKnight lids
>>63961956
I stopped betting, not confident in lines. was about to grab some but fuckers scored right before it lowered
One more pls.
FUCK stop scoring
>betaknight
fucking piece of shit mongolian school girl soccer game. wtf is this shit that you people bet on
>>63961765
>Losing $200 on THIS game
pmsl
rip metaknight and danish anon
I will remember you
SELL 16-0 OR NAH
these asians simply have zero chill, holy fuck
>>63961982
tears you mong
>>63961985
Im gucci my nigga long as no 17
AM ON CHEN SMITH GAME TENNIS EZ MONY
>>63961987
how much can you cash out
>>63961982
Utter UTTER tears. Only a mong like you could actually lose money on this game.
F U C K O F F
lol, oh well. just goes to show. philipinos have no fucking respect. running the score up like that. shaking my head at these savages.
Utter desu, knew i should have backed 17
I WAS JUST BETTING ON THE 1.44 NEXT GOAL WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
jesus fucking christ theres 3 minutes left and they are still trying to score
>17 goals on 18 shots
BACKED LATE GOAL AT 1.7 LMFAO
NO EXTRA TIME REF PLS
>>63962014
>no OT cus blowout
refffff ballll
rip
are they seriously playing injury time? is this a joke?
>actually giving injury time in a 17-0 game
>the absolute state of this referee
>>63962030
lool
HOPE YOU GUYS ARE ON CHEN SMITH
>the city of mapua
Literally lost money on this game. Kill me
FUCK YES THANK YOU BASED REF
>>63962037
unders?
>losing money on a 17-0 blowout with a starting AH line at 2.5
How do you americans and keknadians manage
>>63962047
>2.5
You don't have to lie, we know you got here late
next matches are in 2 days
same hour, same channel
hopefully bookies don't ban them
Taking bets on meteknights method of suicide
Mask 2.0
rope 3.2
clogged artery from heart attack 5.5
>>63962060
fuckk outta here
IMAGINE, being the unibet trader and pricing this as a -3.5
Night lids x
>>63962078
IMAGINE BETTING UNDERS ON THIS MATCH
>>63962077
>1st half
Well now that clearly wasn't what you said
>>63962107
>with a starting AH(AT HALF) Line
>>63962115
Actually im mixing up what we say in danish contrary to english, my bad.
>>63962115
>AH in gambling terms means 'at half'
You seriously must be trolling
>thinking i actually give a shit about $200 LOL
>>63962156
>throws away 200 on a stupid bet
>"Lol I don't care about 200"
>actually thinks this makes him seem like a good gambler
This is why no one likes you. You take cluelessness to a whole new level.
>>63962156
wish I could say the same
>>63962205
that's what happens when you can't sleep and it's 2:00am on a wendesday night.
Pro gambling tip: go to bed early.
Pro gambling tip #2: don't post your bets on /bet/ unless you want them to lose LOL
>>63962270
This shitposting needs to stop.
>>63962281
>this qt3.14 in the IPTL women's singles
ALL OF MY MONEY on SGP
>>63962270
>Pro gambling tip #2: don't post your bets on /bet/ unless you want them to lose LOL
Seemed to work OK for the dozenish of us that were on the other side of the line
>>63962307
backed her
>tfw getting ready for the day while listening to music and winning some bets
Truly this feel will never be beaten
>>63962345
>winning some bets
if only...
>>63962352
Surely TNT will win
